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Good afternoon.
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[Man] Hey, how you doin', Greg?
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[Cartridge Rattles]
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Uh, excuse me.
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Uh, has anybody seen my lunch?
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I put it in the fridge this
morning and it's not there.
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It's a white to-go container
with shrimp fried rice, anybody?
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- Uh, well technically,
that refrigerator's for teachers only.
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So, if there isn't any room
for our food,
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and your name isn't on it,
sometimes things are tossed.
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So, it might have gotten tossed?
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- Yeah.
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(sighs) OK, um...
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Guess I'll run out and
grab a bite.
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OK.
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- [Man] Oh, nice.
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- (laughs) What?
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I didn't know this was his food!
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[She Chuckles]
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Sure is good though!
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[She Laughs]
Mm!
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[**]
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Hey, Caleb! Relax, son.
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You're scaring the fish, man.
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[Eugene] Damn it!
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What's wrong, Unc?
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- I don't have any service,
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I'm trying to reach my
business partner.
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I asked him to bring me some
food from Pappadeaux's.
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- Well, we're officially off
the grid,
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so he might not be able
to find us.
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Oh, and you might want to grab
that pole.
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(chuckles) I mean, we only eat
what we catch out here.
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So, who is this guy anyway?
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[Eugene] Oh, I've known him
for years, man.
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He made his money in real estate
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but he got his hand pretty much
in everything, matter of fact,
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he has a line of cigars at
my lounge.
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So, we decided to expand it and
go into business together.
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- Oh, nice.
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Hey, yo, Dad.
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This is boring.
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[Omar Sighs]
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Caleb, you have to
exercise patience.
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Everything's not gonna come
to you fast.
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[Eugene] I'm bored, too!
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And your daddy with
his loud-ass voice,
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he's scaring the fish away.
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Ease back man, you ain't gotta
talk so loud.
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Ain't no women out here
to impress.
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- Yeah, well speaking of women
to impress,
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Caleb here has a little crush
at school.
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- Oh! OK, a little puppy love!
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Alright, alright!
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[Omar] Yeah, uh, he wrote
her a note
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saying he wants to French-kiss
her for ten seconds
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inside the cafeteria.
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- I didn't say inside
the cafeteria.
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I said behind the cafeteria.
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Ah, OK, behind...
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- Good one, good one,
let me give you one better.
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You gotta do it in the gym
under the bleachers
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but you gotta be careful nobody
closes them 'cause you don't want to get crushed.
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That would be bad.
- [Caleb] Yeah!
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No, do not encourage him!
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He does not need to be kissing
any girl at all.
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- That's another option,
I guess.
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- Look, son,
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you're about to start going
through some changes.
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And it's just you
becoming a man.
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You're gonna get taller.
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Your voice is gonna get deeper.
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- Ooh, so I'ma grow a beard
like Rick Ross?!
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- (chuckles) No.
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- Oh, no, much patchier,
like your daddy.
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It's hereditary.
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I'm just trying to temper
expectations!
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[Omar] Stop, Unc.
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And it also means that you're
gonna start liking girls.
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Lots of 'em.
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And you can't be so forceful.
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You know, you gotta have
a little finesse.
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You have to pick the right
moment to express yourself.
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- Like when?
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- Like when you're 18.
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- OK, Dad.
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But when I turn 18,
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they're all gonna get snatched
up by the other guys.
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- Look, women are not property
to be snatched up, Caleb.
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And it's not about any woman.
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It's about the right woman.
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You understand?
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OK, Dad.
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Is it OK if I go back in the
tent and go play the Switch?
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Go ahead.
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Alright.
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[Omar Laughs]
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[Eugene] I'm very proud of what
you're doing with Caleb, man.
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It was nice to get to see it.
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Oh, thanks, Unc.
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But you know, it's really about
the memories for me.
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You know, of you...
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Caleb.
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["Di Cypher Riddim"
by Stadic Plays]
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Listen, Unc, I know you're
a busy man.
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So, if you have to leave,
look, I understand.
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- Hey, Keith.
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Hey!
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- So sorry I'm late. Oh, my God.
- No, no, come on.
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I had my birthday brunch.
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They had unlimited mimosas,
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and they kept on
playing Burna Boy.
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So you already know, we could
not stop grinding!
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- Oh, OK! I see you!
[She Laughs]
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But I thought your birthday
was on Friday.
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- Oh, no, it is.
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You just, you know how
us Black women do, we celebrate all week.
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- Wait, what?
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- Yeah, and if you're a Scorpio,
you celebrate all month.
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- Meanwhile we men, we just,
you know, get home after work
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and get some home-cooked pasta
and maybe some socks.
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- Uh-uh!
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Know your worth king, OK?
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Don't let these little girls
out here who can't cook
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chicken Alfredo and garlic bread
you to death because that's not...
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That's not it.
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Oh, man, you funny.
OK, hey!
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Are you ready to be
immortalized, my dear?
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About that.
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Um...
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- What's up?
Did you bring some fits?
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- You know what?
Honestly, Keith, I did
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have a few outfits in mind for,
like, the past six months
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but I needed to lose 240 ounces
and I did not hit my goal.
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The conversion's kicking
my ass--
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- 15 pounds, yeah.
- Got it.
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15 pounds, I say ounces because
it sounds lighter.
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- Ah!
- Right?
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And when did you know that you
were not on track to lose the poun--
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Ounces?
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- Don't even worry about it
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because I'm gonna take
care of you.
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- Come on, Jackee, I don't care
about the money, come on!
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- Well, it's...
It's a mood thing.
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You know, yesterday
I was fine and...
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Today, I might have overdone it
at brunch but hey, look,
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those mini pancakes had me
in a choke hold, so...
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Not a problem.
Um, do you want to reschedule?
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I mean we can put something
in for next week...
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- Yeah! Um, let's do it
in about five years.
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For my 35th, OK? We can go
ahead and put that on the books,
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It'll be set and be, you know...
[Snaps Fingers]
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Jackee, I have photographed
a lot of beautiful women, OK,
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of all shapes and sizes.
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And no matter how much makeup,
or surgery, or whatever,
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some of 'em are still never
satisfied, right?
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They want retouch after retouch
and even after all that, crazy enough,
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they'll put it on their social,
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and it still has a filter on it!
[She Laughs]
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Look, what I'm trying to say is
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confidence doesn't always come
from losing weight, you know?
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I mean, you're always gonna
have something that you're self-conscious about.
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Aw!
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Thank you for the epilogue.
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Yeah, that was really cute.
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- That was mansplaining,
wasn't it?
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- It was adorable!
And I'm sorry...
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(laughs) I'm sorry that you felt
like I need a confidence boost.
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- Yeah.
But I don't.
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No, look.
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I love my curves.
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Losing the weight
was entirely for me.
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And the photoshoot was
my reward so...
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But since we're here...
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And you have everything
set up...
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Might as well take a few pics.
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- Really, yeah?!
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- Yeah, yeah.
OK!
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But this is all I have on so...
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- Oh, no, no,
that's totally fine!
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Uh, my mom has that same outfit.
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- Uh, rude!
[He Laughs]
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And your mom has great taste!
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- No, she does actually. Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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And who knows?
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Maybe I'll be able
to meet her one day.
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I'm sure she would love that.
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You know what?
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I went to fashion design school.
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Do you have some scissors?
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Um...
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["2 Steps Away"
by The Pendeltons Plays]
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Whoo! Here we go, come on!
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Ooh, we cooking with grease
now baby, let's do this!
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Work it!
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Work it!
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(German Accent) It is your
world, darling!
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We are just living in it, yah!
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(Normal Voice) Come on, one more
just like that!
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Ooh, I love it!
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That's right, give it to me.
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Ready?
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- Oh, I love it!
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Uh, oh!
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It hurts!
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It hurt-- it's too good!
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Oh, we got it!
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We got it.
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How do you feel?
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- Amazing!
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Refreshing.
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Well, you are going
to love these!
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I promise you.
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Now, I'm just gonna work
my magic
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and get these back to you
by your birthday.
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- Awesome!
[Claps Hands]
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What's the magic?
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Just a little photoshop,
you know?
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- No, no, no, no.
I don't, I don't want any of that.
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- Well, I mean I'm not gonna go
overboard,
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just a little light retouching,
you know?
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If I have one request,
it's to not touch the photos.
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I want them just like how
you took 'em.
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No problem. You got it.
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Thanks.
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[All] No justice, no peace!
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- What?
- No justice, no peace!
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- What?
- No justice, no peace!
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- What?
- No justice, no peace!
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- What?
- No justice, no peace!
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No justice, no peace!
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No justice, no peace!
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No justice, no peace!
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No justice...
[Chanting Stops]
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I'm here to see Chief Hughes.
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- [Officer] I'm gonna need all
of you to wait outside, please.
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(chuckles) Uh,
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I'm not a lawyer but
last time I checked,
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this is a public building
paid for by the taxpayers.
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Meaning we have every right
to be here.
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So, we'll just stay here
and wait for the chief
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to come out and chat with the
bosses that pay his salary.
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[Approaching Footsteps]
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- It's fine, I got it.
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Good to see you again,
Mr. Johnson.
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What can I help you with?
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- You can start by explaining
why you're sending your officers
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to try to intimidate us.
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- What the hell are
you talking about?
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You know exactly
what I'm talking about.
251
00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:34,141
Both myself and Danni Anderson
had someone follow us
252
00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:36,043
and break into our houses!
253
00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,477
They even attacked Danni!
254
00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,680
- I'm sorry that happened
to you, Mr. Johnson.
255
00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:42,415
I know how scary that can be.
256
00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:45,085
Why didn't you call us?
257
00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:46,987
OK.
258
00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:49,990
So you...
you think this is funny?
259
00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:53,393
We are here to
protect and serve.
260
00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:56,764
I can assure you none of my
officers are involved.
261
00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:57,831
[Jarvis Scoffs]
262
00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:02,836
You see these young, passionate
people behind me?
263
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,372
They're the future leaders
of our generation,
264
00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,007
and they want change.
265
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,308
They're fed up.
266
00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:09,042
[He Scoffs]
267
00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:11,745
So, you can deny it all you want
268
00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:14,014
but you need to control
your rogue cops.
269
00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:17,818
Well, they ain't gonna
get change
270
00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:19,987
with false accusations.
271
00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,021
- Hmm.
272
00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:23,891
- Maybe leave the detective work
to us...
273
00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,326
"Boss".
274
00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:27,527
[He Chuckles]
275
00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:42,242
Let's go.
276
00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,048
[Bags Rustling]
277
00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:50,183
[Hip-Hop Plays]
278
00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:52,285
Bugs and mosquitoes out here...
279
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:56,256
I've got too much drip on
for this right here, man.
280
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,491
[Muttering]
281
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,128
Gene!
282
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:03,864
Gene!
283
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:04,798
- Oh...
284
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,100
- I know you hear me, man!
285
00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:10,037
Don't... Don't play me, you got
me out here like you in the Boy Scouts or something...
286
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,873
Thank God, Quantavious.
It's about damn time!
287
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:13,673
Hey, man.
- [Omar] What...?
288
00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,043
- Where you got me meeting
you at, man?
289
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:19,046
I've been driving for hours,
and your phone was not working!
290
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,048
- Ain't no service out here,
but I knew you would find me!
291
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:23,250
And you came
bearing gifts, ha-ha-ha!
292
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:26,053
Yeah, well there's crab cakes
in there, and a lobster tail,
293
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,888
side Caesar salad.
294
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,923
Probably all cold by now, too!
295
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,125
Uh, sorry youngblood, I...
296
00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:33,260
I didn't get you nothin'.
297
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:34,661
Oh, don't worry about him.
298
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,996
He eat what he catch!
299
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:36,897
[Quantavious] Oh, yeah?
300
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,165
What you trying to catch?
301
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,000
Ooh, some bass, what, trout?
302
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,634
Long as it's not tilapia.
303
00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:43,603
You know, Black people,
we don't eat tilapia no more.
304
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:44,637
- (laughs) Since when?
305
00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:46,106
- I read it somewhere.
306
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:49,342
It was a whole thing about
tilapia made in a lab.
307
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,945
So, you know, Black people
as a group, we got together,
308
00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:53,747
collectively sent out an email,
309
00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:57,284
it was in bold letters,
"Don't eat tilapia!"
310
00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,820
And I think they spelled it
wrong but I figured out what they was talking about.
311
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,521
- Yeah, well I didn't
get the memo.
312
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,756
I mean, where did you read that?
313
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:05,025
On Facebook!
My Aunt Shirley posted it.
314
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:05,926
[He Laughs]
315
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,094
[Eugene] This is my silent
316
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,428
business partner, Quantavious.
317
00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,030
[Omar] Yeah, no,
I actually know you.
318
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:13,033
You invested in my friend's
photo gallery a few months back.
319
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,802
That was very generous of you.
320
00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:16,603
- Oh, yeah, you know,
321
00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:17,805
that's me.
322
00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:20,140
I'm just more philanthropic
about the way I do things.
323
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,209
You know, when you think about
it as Black men,
324
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,877
we gotta help each other up.
325
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:27,014
So, that's me here trying
to serve and do my part
326
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,448
for the community, man.
327
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,383
- I thought you said you
did it for the tax break.
328
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,820
- (laughs) This boy, this man...
329
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:35,789
Gene! Come on, man.
Why you gonna try and put me on blast like that?
330
00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:36,990
Man, stop... stop playing.
331
00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:38,992
You know I'm here to help
people, man.
332
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,028
(stammers) Speaking of which!
333
00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:44,231
I'm tired being all
this "silent investor" stuff.
334
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,133
It's time for people
to know my name.
335
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:50,203
I wanna be all up in the videos
like P. Diddy, you know?
336
00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:52,005
- Aw, come on Quantavious.
If it ain't broke,
337
00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,340
you don't fix it.
338
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:57,244
You're the money man and I am
the talented, handsome face
339
00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,080
behind the enterprise.
But, uh...
340
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,548
Let me, let me hear your idea.
341
00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:03,416
- Now, we talking
about expanding, right?
342
00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,685
We're gonna open up a lounge
in LA.
343
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,788
I just want to do some
commercials and stuff, man.
344
00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:12,325
You know, get out there, try to
drum up some more business.
345
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,861
People see who I am.
346
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,195
I'd be like the spokesman.
347
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,931
You know, I dress up,
I put the fedora on.
348
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:20,500
I dress all monochromatic
like your boy Steve Harvey.
349
00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:23,370
I mean, I'm talking
about all red, all blue,
350
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,005
all lime green!
351
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,606
(laughs) You feel me?
352
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,740
You know what?
353
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,776
That actually ain't a bad idea.
354
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,178
- I'm telling you, man.
355
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,180
And your nephew here could
be head of security.
356
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:34,547
I mean, with that neck?
357
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,616
(laughs) Ain't nobody getting
past him, man!
358
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,518
I know I feel safer already!
359
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,454
Well it's gonna cost you,
and I ain't cheap.
360
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:42,956
- Um...
361
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:44,391
Gene.
362
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,194
Look, I'm about to head back
into town.
363
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:49,129
You gonna ride with me?
We got that meeting.
364
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,298
[Hip-Hop Music Plays]
365
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,501
Nah, I think I'm gonna hang here
with the fellas, man.
366
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:56,870
[Quantavious] Really?
367
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,539
You had me drive all the way out
here just to bring you some food?!
368
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,708
- You would make an impressive
DoorDash deliveryman.
369
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,576
I'm telling you, there's gonna
be a big tip in this one--
370
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:06,113
- Nah, nah, Gene. I see
what you did to me, man!
371
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:07,547
And I gotta get gas?
372
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,082
Look you know what? I'm gone.
373
00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,218
Gene, you wrong for that man.
You owe me gas money!
374
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:11,985
[Eugene Chuckles]
375
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,554
- Ah, Quantavious. My man!
376
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:15,889
- Yes.
377
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,090
Whoa, oh, oh! Uh-oh!
378
00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:19,192
Uh-oh, Unc.
I think I got something!
379
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,394
- Aw...
- Uh-oh!
380
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:22,529
[Omar Sighs]
381
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,298
- Well, since you, uh...
- Sh--
382
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,134
- Since you eat what you catch,
383
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,969
here you go, some hot sauce
for that shoe.
384
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:29,436
[Omar Laughs]
385
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:32,772
[Greg] Excuse me.
386
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,707
Where do I file a complaint
around here?
387
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,177
A complaint about what?
388
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,779
Somebody took my lunch from
the teacher's lounge fridge.
389
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,481
I think it was Ms. Warren.
390
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:42,415
Oh, well...
391
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:43,917
(laughs) Then, just forget
about it.
392
00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,318
You're never gonna get
anywhere with her.
393
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:47,320
[They Laugh]
I don't think she likes me very much.
394
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,156
Oh, well, welcome to the club.
395
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,758
She's still mad that she didn't
get interim principal
396
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:52,960
three years ago.
397
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:55,662
Faculty beef, I love it!
398
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:57,497
[He Laughs]
- Hmm...
399
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:58,698
Greg, give me that.
400
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,836
You gotta stop just popping up
to chitchat at your leisure.
401
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,438
Come on, it's not professional.
402
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:08,541
And people are gonna start,
you know,
403
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,177
thinking something's up.
404
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,712
- (clicks tongue) Wanda,
it's late.
405
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,015
Nobody's here,
406
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,951
and you're the only one who acts
like your cellphone minutes don't roll over.
407
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,552
[She Chuckles]
408
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,022
Look, I don't like
to put stuff off.
409
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:25,058
I'ma have a brand-new
to-do list tomorrow.
410
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,460
It's called time
management, Greg.
411
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:28,395
- I get it, Wanda,
412
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,530
but it's also about balance.
413
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,365
I mean, you work hard.
414
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,833
You gotta play hard, too.
415
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:37,404
(clicks tongue) Well, see,
that's the difference between me and you.
416
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:40,107
It doesn't take much thought
to screw in a light bulb.
417
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,175
You do it and you're
done, you know?
418
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,211
Oh, I, I felt that.
419
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:45,845
(laughs) Did you just...
420
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,680
Not like that!
I mean, you don't have--
421
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:50,383
You don't have to, like, fill
out a report to do a light bulb.
422
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,152
You know, it's paperwork.
423
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,453
You don't have to do that.
424
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:54,921
Come on.
425
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:57,290
You know I appreciate you...
426
00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,359
and all you do around here.
427
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:00,260
- I-I can't hear you.
428
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,262
(stammers) You what?
[She Laughs]
429
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,264
I appreciate you.
430
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,299
And everything you do.
431
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,072
(sighs) Oh, boy.
432
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,106
- You know,
433
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:14,774
I can help you with that.
434
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,443
- (clicks tongue) Greg.
435
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,111
Go home.
436
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,746
I'll catch up with you later.
437
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:22,515
- Are you... sure?
438
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,384
[Sensual Guitar Plays]
439
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,019
Where's it at, right here?
440
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,287
- Mm-hmm.
441
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:28,821
Yeah.
442
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,260
Close the door.
443
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,395
["Forever Young"
by DJ Higher Lvl Plays]
444
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,965
* You got it, girl
445
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,669
* Closer I get to you...
446
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:44,804
[Danni Laughs]
447
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,108
- Hey, Jarvis.
448
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:48,808
Hey.
449
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,277
Welcome to my crib!
450
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,444
- How you doing, Danni?
451
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,246
- Feeling like I'm in
the witness protection program
452
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,248
but other than that, I'm OK.
453
00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:56,449
- Hmm.
Come on in.
454
00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:57,184
OK.
455
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:00,287
Oh, OK.
456
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,722
Well, your room's not
too shabby.
457
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:06,059
- Well, it ain't the Ritz,
but it is comfortable.
458
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:07,294
- Hmm.
459
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,028
Not really trying to spend up
your money like that so...
460
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:12,499
Well, listen, I slid the clerk
a few extra dollars to keep an eye on you.
461
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,733
So, if you need anything...
462
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:14,801
Thanks, Jarvis.
463
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,002
You know I got you.
464
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:17,604
[Clicks Tongue]
465
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,272
You can have a seat.
466
00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:20,507
- (clicks tongue) Oh, OK.
- Yeah.
467
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,475
Yeah, nah, I was just...
468
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,111
[She Clears Throat]
469
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:24,844
[Bed Creaks]
470
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:25,978
You OK?
- I'm good!
471
00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:27,514
- (laughs) OK.
472
00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:32,319
So, um, I heard a
certain someone
473
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:35,655
walked into the station today
and straight regulated.
474
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:36,489
- How'd you know?
475
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:37,857
I've got my sources, Jarvis.
476
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,359
- Yeah.
477
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,161
Nah, I went in there flipping
chairs and knocking over computers.
478
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:42,829
I hit two of the guards.
- Oh!
479
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,298
I threw one to the left,
they had tasers out. - Oh!
480
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:46,499
And then I had to get
out of there.
481
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:47,834
I was running.
- (laughs) OK.
482
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,569
You...
[She Laughs]
483
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:53,873
Either way, I appreciate you
for standing up for me for real.
484
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:54,974
- Don't mention it.
485
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,744
We're all we got.
486
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,146
- Hmm.
487
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,047
I wish more of us
thought like that.
488
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,183
[Loud Knocks On Door]
489
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,385
[She Laughs]
490
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,886
I'm sorry. Uh...
491
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,488
I ordered pizza.
492
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,690
That's just the pizza
delivery guy.
493
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,859
I hope you like Hawaiian.
494
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,727
Pineapple don't go
on pizza, Danni.
495
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:15,895
Says who?
496
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:16,763
Ugh!
497
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,030
Boy...
498
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,333
Hi!
499
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,736
Oh, thank you!
500
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,072
Keep the change!
501
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:27,774
[Uneasy Music]
502
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,108
[Shutter Clicks]
503
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:32,745
[Shutter Clicks]
504
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,995
- I've already apologized!
505
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,230
Can I go now?
506
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,698
- You have 15 more minutes.
507
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:54,000
- But I'm gonna miss my friends
on Fortnite!
508
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,102
- You should've thought about
that before you threw an egg
509
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,337
at a faculty member.
510
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,005
But my mom is outside waiting!
511
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:00,340
- I've already spoken with her.
512
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:03,075
She went to grab a bite to eat
while you finish your detention.
513
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:04,577
Can you call her back
and tell her
514
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:06,513
to bring me some fries
from Checkers?
515
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:09,282
- Quincy, I don't think you
fully grasp the concept of detention.
516
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:11,918
You lose your privileges when
you get in trouble.
517
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:15,922
The point is to think about
how to improve your behavior.
518
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:19,659
Even inmates on death row
get a last meal.
519
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,262
How did you know that?
520
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:26,633
- My mom watches a lot of those
serial killer shows.
521
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,635
Then she gets scared
and can't sleep
522
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,770
'cause of all the noise
in the house,
523
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,405
especially the ice machine.
524
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,444
Quincy.
525
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,012
You seem like a very gifted kid.
526
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,483
Now, if I let you leave early,
527
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,353
do you think moving forward
you could make better decisions?
528
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:47,820
No cap?
529
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:48,955
[She Chuckles]
530
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:50,690
No cap.
531
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:52,425
Alright.
532
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:53,960
Maybe you can finish your
homework in time
533
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,595
to catch up with your squad
on Fortnite.
534
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:56,496
[He Gasps]
535
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:00,600
No running!
536
00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:02,469
[She Laughs]
537
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,273
[Siren Blares]
538
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,285
[Slow Funk Music]
539
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:32,265
* Bonafide top of my mind
540
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,533
* Baby got focus
541
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,702
* Spending time, red wine
542
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,337
* Let it get you wide open
543
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:40,873
* Now, I need you to
hear my line
544
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:45,545
* 'Cause they don't make your
kind of fine no more
545
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,748
* Tippy tie, tippy tay
baby got me speechless... *
546
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,486
- [Danni] What are you
talking about?!
547
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,621
[Jarvis Laughs]
548
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,956
You know for somebody who
doesn't like Hawaiian,
549
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,625
you sure did kill those slices.
550
00:20:58,658 --> 00:20:59,792
- OK, listen.
551
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,160
Let's not get carried
away, alright? - Jeez!
552
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:02,629
Look, I was hungry.
- Mm-hmm.
553
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,331
And so I lowered my standards.
554
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:08,968
Hey! Don't ever disrespect
pineapple and ham, OK?
555
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,671
It is a perfect blend of
sweet and salty.
556
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:12,639
- It is aight.
557
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,206
- Uh-uh, "aight"?
558
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,275
(laughs) Who are you?!
559
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:17,977
Oh, my God!
560
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,078
[He Laughs]
561
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:22,682
Jarvis.
562
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:26,553
If I caused any issues between
you and Lisa,
563
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:32,058
I just wanna say I'm sorry
because she seemed pretty upset.
564
00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:33,660
Look, you didn't do
anything wrong.
565
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:34,861
- No, but I get it.
566
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,563
You know, it's her house.
567
00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:39,065
And it was a bad idea
for me to come over there in the first place
568
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:41,501
let alone put on your shirt!
569
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:42,835
- Oh, my goodness!
570
00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:44,937
- What was I thinking?!
571
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,439
- And you cooked her food.
572
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:47,073
Right?!
573
00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:48,541
Better than her!
574
00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,443
(sighs) Come on, now.
575
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:51,611
You know you can't do that.
576
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:52,912
Yeah...
577
00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:56,182
But look, she was
acting childish.
578
00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:59,886
So, I told her about herself
and, uh...
579
00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:02,254
She left.
580
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:06,559
Wait, s-she left?
581
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,395
She went to her sister's house.
582
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,897
But it's not you, alright?
583
00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:14,467
No, we haven't been seeing eye
to eye lately on a few things.
584
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,436
- (sighs) I mean,
585
00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:20,139
marriage is so tough.
586
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,374
[He Exhales]
587
00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:23,943
You know, that's why if I ever
do get married, Jarvis,
588
00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:25,311
we're living in separate houses.
589
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,480
- (laughs) Wait, what?!
- Oh, yes, yes!
590
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:28,548
Separate houses?!
591
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:31,484
I can't be having nobody
underneath me 24/7!
592
00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:33,953
[He Laughs]
OK, I need my space!
593
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:35,287
- (laughs) OK!
594
00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:37,390
Were both your parents married?
595
00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:38,525
40 years.
596
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,960
Now, that is rare.
597
00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:42,061
- Yeah.
598
00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:43,730
People don't stay together
like they used to.
599
00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:46,933
Well, that's probably
because Beatrice
600
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:50,637
didn't have social media to know
that old Earl
601
00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:52,805
had a whole other family
down the dirt road!
602
00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:54,607
- Earl? Really, Earl?
603
00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:58,077
Jarvis, with a name
like yours now,
604
00:22:58,110 --> 00:23:01,313
your granddaddy's name was
probably Earl.
605
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:03,249
Or Thaddeus.
606
00:23:03,282 --> 00:23:05,818
- Not Thaddeus...
- Thaddeus T. Johnson!
607
00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:07,520
[They Laugh]
608
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:11,691
Listen, I think that they had
issues just like we do.
609
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:12,459
- Mm-hmm.
610
00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:15,862
But they just knew that they
needed each other.
611
00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:18,831
Yeah.
612
00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:19,632
Yeah.
613
00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:21,634
- But you know nowadays,
614
00:23:21,668 --> 00:23:24,671
folks split up if the man
forgets to put the toilet seat down.
615
00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:26,806
- That part.
- Which is also why
616
00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:29,141
I am never getting married.
617
00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:31,444
Listen, when you meet
the right person,
618
00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:32,645
you're gonna change your mind.
619
00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:35,181
All that apprehension just goes
right out the window.
620
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:36,649
Trust me.
621
00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:38,651
I don't know.
622
00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:40,487
I just...
623
00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:44,056
I guess I'm used to being alone.
624
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:44,824
- Mm-hmm.
625
00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:46,493
- And quality men are so rare,
626
00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:48,127
especially here!
627
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,195
[He Laughs]
628
00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:51,330
And I don't want to go back
to Memphis because
629
00:23:51,698 --> 00:23:54,000
then I'd feel like
I really failed.
630
00:23:54,501 --> 00:23:55,367
Yeah.
631
00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:57,770
I know what you mean.
632
00:23:58,037 --> 00:23:59,238
Don't you have a wife?
633
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,874
But yeah, you're married!
- (laughs) Oh, OK. So what?
634
00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:04,176
So, you're saying that you
can't feel alone
635
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:07,547
if you're married?
- I mean, it sounds like a conflict of interest
636
00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:09,081
if you ask me.
- No, it happens.
637
00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:11,984
Right, it's lack
of understanding,
638
00:24:12,018 --> 00:24:13,419
lack of communication.
639
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,922
- Mm...
- Or just not willing to compromise.
640
00:24:16,355 --> 00:24:16,989
- Hmm.
641
00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:18,958
- Look, sometimes,
642
00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:22,394
I fall asleep on the couch
on purpose.
643
00:24:22,428 --> 00:24:23,563
- Really?
- Yeah.
644
00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:24,531
Dang!
645
00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:25,965
- (laughs) Yeah!
646
00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:29,435
Does Lisa at least
647
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,771
come and put a blanket over you
in the middle of the night?
648
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,873
Usually, I wake up
just shivering!
649
00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:36,042
With my arms in my T-shirt!
- No!
650
00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:37,910
- Yeah.
651
00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:39,078
Jarvis!
652
00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:41,147
Hmm...
653
00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:44,383
(clicks tongue) S...
654
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,352
- What?
655
00:24:46,385 --> 00:24:48,020
Up to you but are you
gonna eat that one?
656
00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:50,089
[Omar And Eugene Laugh]
657
00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:53,693
Well, it looks like Caleb had
one too many marshmallows, huh?
658
00:24:53,726 --> 00:24:55,227
- Yeah, man, if you
listen close,
659
00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:57,096
you can hear him snoring back
there in the tent!
660
00:24:57,129 --> 00:24:58,264
[They Laugh]
661
00:24:58,497 --> 00:24:59,699
- You know what?
662
00:24:59,732 --> 00:25:01,067
This wasn't so bad!
663
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:02,902
- Ah, I don't know, Unc.
664
00:25:02,935 --> 00:25:04,637
I mean, you actually cheated.
665
00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:06,573
Yeah, you had a four-course meal
666
00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:08,941
while me and Caleb had peanut
butter and jelly sandwiches.
667
00:25:08,975 --> 00:25:11,911
But I gave you that hot sauce
so you could enjoy that shoe.
668
00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:14,213
And so my meal was
still a struggle!
669
00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:16,115
Ah, OK.
[Eugene Laughs]
670
00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:20,620
Man, it feels good to get out
of the city every now and then.
671
00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:23,656
Thanks for staying, Unc.
672
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:26,458
- Aw, man, I got everything
I need right here.
673
00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:29,161
Except for my apricot beaded
face wash.
674
00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:30,162
[He Laughs]
675
00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:31,297
So bougie, Unc.
676
00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:32,599
[They Laugh]
677
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:35,702
Let me ask you a question.
678
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,537
Why'd you stop preaching?
679
00:25:39,806 --> 00:25:41,373
Honestly?
- Yeah.
680
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:44,243
I was broke.
681
00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:45,511
- Really?
682
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:48,648
- I remember this one time
I had, like, $7 in my account.
683
00:25:49,281 --> 00:25:51,350
So, I pull up to the gas pump,
684
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:54,821
and I authorized it for seven
and I just fill it up, man.
685
00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:56,355
And I know it was a sin!
686
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:57,624
[He Laughs]
687
00:25:57,657 --> 00:25:59,158
Yeah, well, I've heard
of that trick.
688
00:25:59,191 --> 00:26:01,160
- Yeah, man, I was
the king of it.
689
00:26:02,128 --> 00:26:06,332
And it was after I worked, like,
30 or 40 hours at the church that week.
690
00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:08,367
And that's when I realized...
691
00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:10,136
This ain't the way.
692
00:26:10,169 --> 00:26:11,537
So, pastors don't get a salary?
693
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:12,371
- Some do.
694
00:26:13,205 --> 00:26:14,240
Some don't.
695
00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:15,708
I didn't.
696
00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:18,044
(chuckles) I did the Lord's work
for free.
697
00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:19,278
[He Laughs]
698
00:26:19,311 --> 00:26:21,313
Yeah, that's because you're
the MVP.
699
00:26:21,347 --> 00:26:24,183
- It ain't that I don't believe
that pastors should get paid now
700
00:26:24,216 --> 00:26:25,117
'cause they should.
701
00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:26,285
- Yeah, but I mean...
702
00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:28,955
C'mon, private jets and
Rolls-Royces.
703
00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:30,690
I mean, come on.
- That's a lot, that's a lot.
704
00:26:30,723 --> 00:26:32,558
I mean, a private jet.
705
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:36,228
I mean, Jesus rode an ass.
I know you could at least get your ass on Southwest.
706
00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:37,764
[They Laugh]
707
00:26:38,530 --> 00:26:40,867
Hey, uh, you remember
Pastor Allen?
708
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:44,503
Uh, well he's, uh,
he's coming out of retirement.
709
00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:47,039
What are you talking about?
710
00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:48,574
- Pastor Allen, he's turning 75.
711
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:51,343
He was the pastor at
that church you went to
712
00:26:51,377 --> 00:26:53,145
when you were a kid
in College Park.
713
00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:55,414
Anyway, they're having
a revival.
714
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,149
He's giving a benediction
at the church.
715
00:26:57,183 --> 00:26:59,085
[Pensive Music]
716
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:00,252
Is that so?
717
00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:01,387
- Yeah.
718
00:27:03,089 --> 00:27:04,223
You going?
719
00:27:04,256 --> 00:27:05,725
No, man!
720
00:27:06,025 --> 00:27:08,094
They stay in church till
three o'clock in the afternoon
721
00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:09,195
and they don't even take
a break.
722
00:27:09,595 --> 00:27:11,297
You know what,
I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
723
00:27:12,431 --> 00:27:13,232
[Omar Chuckles]
724
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:14,767
Yeah.
725
00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:20,840
You know, you can always
come back and work for me!
726
00:27:20,873 --> 00:27:23,142
(chuckles) Your position
is still there!
727
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,279
Or you could be an agent!
728
00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:29,548
Right? Have your own listings.
729
00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:33,219
What do you say?
730
00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:43,495
[He Chuckles]
731
00:27:44,463 --> 00:27:45,664
I guess nothing.
732
00:27:45,932 --> 00:27:48,100
[Tender Piano Music]
733
00:27:59,611 --> 00:28:02,114
* Time goes slow
734
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,683
* Around me
735
00:28:05,617 --> 00:28:11,590
* I don't even notice my own
surroundings
736
00:28:12,491 --> 00:28:14,593
* All I really know
737
00:28:14,626 --> 00:28:18,197
* Is that you love me
738
00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:24,536
* And I wish that was
enough for me, yeah
739
00:28:25,004 --> 00:28:27,874
* But I have to find
my destiny, yeah
740
00:28:28,307 --> 00:28:30,342
* And it's greater than the
things we do
741
00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:31,844
* Beneath the sheets...
742
00:28:31,894 --> 00:28:36,444
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