Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:04,080
My dad wanted a fun-for-all, not a
funeral.
2
00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:06,560
He didn't want to be remembered as
some bloke with cancer,
3
00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:09,640
but as someone who wore criminal
amounts of double denim.
4
00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:13,360
Shannon helped plan the funeral,
because she adored Dad,
5
00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:16,800
and because she was doing a BTEC in
Event Management at Watford College,
6
00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:19,920
so she made Dad's funeral her final
practical assessment.
7
00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:23,080
An invigilator actually came to the
service.
8
00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,720
Christ, Shan, what ARE you wearing?
9
00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:28,040
I took inspiration from Britney at
the BMAs.
10
00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:31,440
She's made you look like a dickhead.
Don't be mean about Britney, Nan.
11
00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:35,840
She's had a rough ride too.
Shannon's going to put Dad's weed
grinders in his coffin.
12
00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:38,320
So he'll always be high up in the
sky.
13
00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:41,440
Do you remember when you was 12, and
we went to Camden Market,
14
00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:43,480
and that lad tried to sell you some?
15
00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,520
Yes, I remember. Jack came running
over to me and Laurie going,
16
00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:49,520
"See that bloke over there in the
green leaf Bob Marley t-shirt,
17
00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:51,960
he's just tried to sell me an ounce
of spunk."
18
00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,080
I meant skunk. I'd take spunk or
skunk right now.
19
00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:59,040
OK, guys, right, now...
20
00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:05,480
Are you all right? Yeah.
21
00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:10,200
Are you all right?
22
00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,240
Yeah. Yeah.
23
00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:17,160
Are you all right?
24
00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:19,200
Nan?
25
00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:23,200
Yeah.
26
00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,400
Are you all right?
27
00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,280
Yeah.
28
00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:37,640
# The day after I
29
00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:41,960
# Had counted down all of your
friends... #
30
00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:45,280
Why does it say "ankle"?
31
00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:48,600
He was my ankle. Ankle Laurie.
32
00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,360
It's uncle.
33
00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,400
U-N-C-L-E.
34
00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,440
Silly cow.
35
00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:59,760
Shit, shit!
36
00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:05,120
Mum, where do you think he is?
37
00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:11,120
He's sat right in front of me.
38
00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,080
He's in your curly hair,
39
00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:18,360
and your pointy ears, and he's in
your little smile too!
40
00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:23,280
You just need to make sure you
become like him in there as well.
41
00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:27,800
OK?
42
00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:30,680
Can you move your hand now? I've
got sweet chilli sauce in my eyes.
43
00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:34,000
GROANING
44
00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,040
Are you going to come down the local
tomorrow?
45
00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,920
Of course I am. I live for the pub,
I dream of the pub.
46
00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,960
I am the pub.
47
00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,600
What's the Welsh word for pub?
Pub. Oh, fuck!
48
00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:46,960
Alison Hammond is dead!
49
00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000
Oh, God, sorry, Leisa.
50
00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:52,640
She's not dead. She were just on
This Morning flirting with Ryan
Gosling.
51
00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:56,880
My pet fish Alison. She... She
jumped out of the bowl.
52
00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:59,920
Oh, mate, I'm sorry, but do you want
to...
53
00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:01,960
Sorry.
54
00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:06,800
Sort of killed it?
55
00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:09,760
No.
56
00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:18,880
The second funeral I'd ever been to
was a Viking burial for Alison.
57
00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:21,080
Jules had to be there to give
clearance
58
00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:23,280
on anything involving a naked flame.
59
00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:26,600
It's a lot, isn't it, just seeing a
dead body?
60
00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:29,480
It's not a dead body, Jules, it's a
fish.
61
00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:32,600
Sorry I walked in on you yesterday.
Don't worry.
62
00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:37,160
So are you now on meds which mean
you can...?
63
00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,240
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all
good, yeah.
64
00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:44,520
Well, we're gathered here today
65
00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:46,560
to say ta-ra
66
00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:50,360
to the one and only Alison Hammond.
67
00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,920
And even though I didn't meet her
personally,
68
00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:58,880
from what I gather, she was very
dear to very many people.
69
00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:01,560
Much like her namesake!
70
00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,600
Fuck! Fuck's sake.
71
00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:07,600
Right, it's now time for our song of
remembrance.
72
00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:10,840
No, no, no, no. That's enough,
that's quite enough. Come on.
73
00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:13,240
Can we please go and get our grades,
Jules, and remember
74
00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:16,640
we're here in the hope of pursuing
fulfilling careers, and not burying
Alison!
75
00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,680
One, two, three, four...
76
00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:21,880
# In a perfect world...
Oh, my God...
77
00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:25,200
# In a perfect world
78
00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,240
Is this not the Gogglebox theme
tune?
79
00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:30,440
# In a perfect, a perfect world
80
00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:34,880
# Oh, no, no, no, in a perfect world
#
81
00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:40,120
# In a perfect world... #
Oh, my God, no, no, no, no, no!
82
00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:44,080
A 79. He gave me a 79. That's a
first. It's a top grade.
83
00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:48,200
A 79 is the equivalent of when a pop
star dies and their album goes to
number 1.
84
00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:51,040
It doesn't really count if you
haven't earned it. Fuck's sake!
85
00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:54,240
Oh, God, Corinne, you can't always
get the highest grade, all right?
86
00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:56,280
You just need to chill out. I am
chilled, Danny.
87
00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:58,520
You are never chilled. You could
lighten up.
88
00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,200
Oh...
89
00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,760
What have you got, Jackie?
90
00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,760
Oh, fuck! What? I got a 2.2.
91
00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:09,800
A Desmond. Nice one. Tim keeps
giving me the harshest marks.
92
00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:11,840
Look, this is my solution, all
right?
93
00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:14,920
I haven't handed any work in to Tim
so he can't give me harsh marks.
94
00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:19,200
Um... What a fabulous solution to
not getting bollocked.
95
00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:21,560
Well, if you don't like it, man up
and say something.
96
00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,760
I don't proscribe to the term "man
up".
97
00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:27,480
OK, I'm sorry. Stop being such an
over-sensitive damp cloth, then.
98
00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:30,520
I'm not a damp cloth. You are a bit
wimpy. You are quite sensitive.
99
00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,400
No-one would have called my dad a
wimp,
100
00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:35,440
so I plucked up the courage to
confront
101
00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,920
quite possibly the fittest man I'd
ever known by name.
102
00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:39,960
H...
103
00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:44,240
GIVES SMALL LAUGH
104
00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:48,360
How can I help you, Jack? Hi.
105
00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,400
Well, it's just...
106
00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,200
my mark, I...
107
00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:57,440
I fear my writing style has perhaps
been a bit...
108
00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:59,480
undervalued.
109
00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:04,520
Oh. Well, your piece was quite
shite.
110
00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:08,560
Right. It was wanky almost.
111
00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,600
It needed pragmatism, OK?
112
00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:14,480
Because this is a news story, all
right, not a spoken word ad for a
bank. Yeah?
113
00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:16,520
(THINKS) He's so fit when he's being
a prick.
114
00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:20,200
So this week, for the court report
assignment, try to keep the emotion
out of it, OK?
115
00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:22,240
Just report the facts. Can you do
that?
116
00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:25,680
Yeah, will do. And I'd like you to
take a long hard look at my briefs.
117
00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:28,640
What? I need you to take my briefs
much more seriously.
118
00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,760
Ideally you'd know them inside and
out, OK?
119
00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:33,320
Read them, study them...
Sniff them.
120
00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,360
Remember them. Briefs...
121
00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,520
Is that OK?
122
00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:42,680
Yeah. And can you tell Danny to
actually hand some fucking work in,
please?
123
00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:57,000
Hi, guys. Hi, Ash. It's the
soggy bottoms!
124
00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:01,080
Danny, were you buying drugs? No!
125
00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,120
Leave it out, will you? I am,
actually.
126
00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:07,280
I'm an ethical dealer, guys. I
donate 20 per cent of my profits to
Frank.
127
00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:09,680
Exactly. It's herbal. It's basically
good for you.
128
00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:12,600
I'm going to bake us some edibles,
and we'll all go down the pub.
129
00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,680
What's the special occasion?
130
00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:16,720
Well, I just want to get a bit high.
131
00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:23,720
Yeah. Not for me. I actually wanted
to get a solid start on my judiciary
knowledge before we go to court.
132
00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:27,120
Look, what am I always telling you
about loosening up?!
133
00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:29,920
I've got us a foolproof plan which
means I am never going
134
00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:32,240
to have to set foot inside a
courtroom again.
135
00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:35,320
My dad used to hotbox the back of
his cab with his mates.
136
00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:37,400
Legend! You need to be more like
him.
137
00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:39,440
Anyway, Ash, these aren't that
strong, are they?
138
00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:45,680
OK, fine. An edible. Yes!
139
00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:50,000
I've set a timer, so... On your
marks... Get set...
140
00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:52,040
Go!
141
00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:54,480
# ..get high like planes
142
00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:57,120
# If you catch me at the border I
got visas in my name
143
00:07:57,160 --> 00:08:00,320
# If you come around here I make
them all day
144
00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:02,600
# I get one done in a second if you
want
145
00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:04,640
# All I want to do is...
146
00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:06,680
BANGING
147
00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:09,680
# And take your money, all I want to
do is...
148
00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:11,160
BANGING
149
00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:14,000
# And a... and take your money
150
00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:16,040
# All I want to do is...
151
00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:18,080
Bon appetit.
152
00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:21,120
# ...all I want to do... #
153
00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:23,160
BANGING
154
00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:26,760
MUSIC SLOWS AND DISTORTS
155
00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:36,720
Do you understand? This is not
theatre.
156
00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:43,280
You always invented an easier way
of doing uni work which was somehow
genius.
157
00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:46,240
Do you think Tim's going to know
we've just written up
158
00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:48,880
a Judge Rinder case rather than
going to court?
159
00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:50,920
Nah.
160
00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:53,400
You haven't actually written any
case notes down.
161
00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:56,680
Who? You.
162
00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:58,720
LAUGHS
163
00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:04,160
Fuck. What? A picture tells a
thousand words.
164
00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,640
Well, Tim has a strict 500-word
limit,
165
00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:09,280
so you'd better get tearing that in
half.
166
00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:12,720
Since when have you cared about
Tim's briefs, Jack?
167
00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:16,440
I can't stop, Corinne. Cannot stop.
168
00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:19,560
Anyone for another? Oh, yes, please.
169
00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,600
Yes!
170
00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:23,640
We are all far too...
171
00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:27,120
Fucked days spent in the pub when we
should have been studying
172
00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:30,520
were something you were always very
good at facilitating.
173
00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:40,760
OK, where the fuck was my invite?
174
00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:44,040
Oh, mate, I'm so sorry, but I know I
was supposed to text you,
175
00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:46,480
but then we all got a bit spaced
out.
176
00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,560
Fuck's sake, I said ring me, yeah?
Down in one.
177
00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:52,360
Bye.
178
00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:55,720
Hello, babe. Mwah.
179
00:09:56,720 --> 00:10:00,160
I lied to you. The Welsh word for
pub isn't pub.
180
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,200
It's tafarn.
181
00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:04,320
But I've been in England six months
now.
182
00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:07,080
Google translates all my web browser
favourites because...
183
00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:10,560
I'm losing the grasp of my mother
tongue.
184
00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,600
Look, English is my first language,
185
00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:16,200
and I've only just found out today
that the Dean of the uni
186
00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,320
isn't just some legendary lad called
Dean.
187
00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:22,880
I was really looking forward to
meeting Deano, you know.
188
00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:24,920
Oh, thanks.
189
00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:49,600
You always knew how to get everyone
in the spirit for a big night out.
190
00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,640
ALL SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT
191
00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:56,640
But you didn't always know where
your limits were.
192
00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,240
You all right, Jackie?
193
00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,160
I feel wonderful.
194
00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:07,400
Good for you. Oh, how much are you
spending?
195
00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:10,520
Dunno. Student loan, innit? Fuck it,
probably never pay it back.
196
00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:15,160
But what about your meds? Shush.
197
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,680
Won't these drugs - I'm not taking
my meds.
198
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,560
But you said - Jack, just shut the
fuck up, all right?!
199
00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,840
You're being a damp cloth AGAIN.
200
00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:25,320
I should have pulled you up on this,
201
00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:28,200
but you had a line, then I had a
line.
202
00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:30,240
Then...
203
00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:32,280
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
204
00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:34,320
..everyone else did too.
205
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,800
Love you, Yemi!
206
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,840
I need a tactical chunder.
207
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,200
Good for you. I'm proud of you.
208
00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:00,120
Hey.
209
00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:03,240
You all right, mate?
210
00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,280
Yeah.
211
00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:07,680
You having fun, yeah?
212
00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,720
Yeah, I am.
213
00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,760
I actually really am.
214
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,360
GLASS CHINKS
215
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,960
I really miss you.
216
00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:24,840
I'm here, mate.
217
00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:27,680
Been watching you, just checking
you're OK.
218
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,680
Cool.
219
00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:36,440
Son...
220
00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,520
..you're going to need a poo soon.
221
00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,880
But you're going to have to clench
your bumhole really tight.
222
00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,920
Just power on through, yeah?
223
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,760
Thanks, Dad.
224
00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,040
I love you.
225
00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:56,760
That's nice.
226
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,080
THUMPING MUSIC
227
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,200
All I told him to do was clench his
bumhole.
228
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,120
I'm going to go and get some more
shots, all right?
229
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,160
I'll be gone two minutes.
230
00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:39,000
Stop it, stop it! Stop it!
231
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,120
COMMOTION
232
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,440
MUSIC BLARES
233
00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:52,520
Fuck!
234
00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,120
Hey...
235
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:05,440
Breathe. I'm all right, I'm all
right. Just give me a second.
236
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,600
Fuck's sake. Idiot.
237
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,640
Just breathe.
238
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:15,280
Sorry. It's fine.
239
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,760
HE EXHALES
240
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,760
ALARM
241
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,440
GASPS
242
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,520
GROANS
243
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,200
GROANS
244
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000
SIGHS
245
00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,880
SIGHS
246
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,440
No, no, no...
247
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,480
Shit!
248
00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,560
KNOCKING
249
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,920
Hello, my babe. Got a surprise for
you.
250
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,040
Alison Hammond back from the dead!
251
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,360
Oh, my God, this place looks like a
bunker!
252
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,920
Jack, you live in a bunker. Thanks.
253
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,280
And I found this on the doorstep for
Danny.
254
00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,320
Cool, just leave it over there.
255
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,360
GROANS
256
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,400
Are you hung over, my babe?
257
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:37,960
Very much so.
# Whoa, dirty mother rocker!
258
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000
# He's off his fucking rocker!
259
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:43,720
# Get him off a rocker, he's off
his fucking rocker! #
260
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,360
RETCHES
261
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:59,480
And it is exhausting, and I give,
and I give, don't I,
262
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,920
I just give it all to it because I
want it.
263
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:05,000
I always knew that working in events
was going to be stressful,
264
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:09,760
but it's a real opportunity to meet
new and interesting people.
265
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,800
You throw children's parties, don't
you?
266
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,960
A person's a person, no matter how
small.
267
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,200
That's a quote from Dr Seuss. That's
my favourite celebrity doctor.
268
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,640
Mm. So, where did you go last night?
269
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,600
Just the local pub student night.
Heavy one, was it?
270
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:26,920
Yeah, we had a heavy one down the
Spoons, didn't we, babe?!
271
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,120
Your mother, she pulled! What?!
272
00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:32,640
No, I didn't. Yes, you did, you
dirty scallywag.
273
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:35,480
No, I didn't. I think you'll find
you did.
274
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:40,000
No, I didn't. She got chatted up by
a bloke in bike shorts, right?
275
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:43,440
He was wearing actual shorts for
biking in.
276
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,880
OK, thank you. That's enough now,
Shannon.
277
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,680
It's just some guy asking me for a
drink. Don't worry.
278
00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:54,760
Oh. Hi.
279
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,800
Hi, my doll. Hi.
280
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,840
Who's this, Jack?
281
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:02,520
I'm Corinne. Corinne!
282
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,560
That is such a pretty name.
283
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,960
Ain't that such a pretty name, Pegs?
284
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,000
Such a pretty name.
285
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:11,040
For such a pretty girl.
286
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,520
Aw, that was Jack's dad's jumper.
287
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,040
Yeah. You look gorgeous in it.
288
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:18,880
Sorry, Mum, but you can't just visit
here whenever.
289
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,920
Wow. That was really rude.
290
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,400
All right, lad?
291
00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,040
Hello, you.
292
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:02,120
Where have you been? I stayed at
Leisa's last night.
293
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,240
See you got a new Alison. That's
good.
294
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:15,520
Danny, I did something really,
really bad.
295
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:19,600
Oh, God. Not you too.
296
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,600
I ate a candle.
297
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,640
I just must have had such the
munchies,
298
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,680
I just ate a fucking candle.
299
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:33,080
Oh, mate, that's actually the best
thing you've ever done.
300
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,200
What was your something bad?
301
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:40,320
It doesn't matter. Oh, go on.
302
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:42,360
What was it?
303
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,520
Are you all right?
304
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,200
No, not really.
305
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,560
Not really at all, mate.
306
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,080
Um...
307
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:10,880
do you want to get some fresh air?
308
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,920
Yeah. Yeah, that'd be nice.
309
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:18,240
I've actually got some bed sheets I
need to bury.
310
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,560
I binned my meds off around
Christmas.
311
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,800
I had to put my nan into a care
home, which was hard.
312
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,840
And then last week, I get this
letter off Tim
313
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:34,800
saying I've breached my scholarship
for not handing work in.
314
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,840
Idiot.
315
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:41,360
I just wanted to be like this normal
guy at uni, do you know what I mean,
316
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:45,320
who got drunk, and high, and got
fucking raging hard-ons.
317
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,040
Now I just want a text from my nan.
318
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:52,080
I'm sure she'll text you.
319
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:58,040
Do you know when we first met, I
added you on Facebook?
320
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,080
Had a little snoop. Of course.
321
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:03,360
Same. And I was going through your
photos, and saw you had this, like,
322
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,160
17th or something, had this big
party in the garden
323
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,440
with, like, all your family, and a
massive cake.
324
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:11,040
Costco cake. Got to have the cake
from Costco.
325
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:14,320
I wouldn't know. I've had, like,
three parties my whole life.
326
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:18,760
They've all ended in either a row,
me spending the night in Margate
nick,
327
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,160
or today, quite literally covered in
my own shit.
328
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:25,880
Today? Why didn't you say something?
329
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,960
We could have thrown you a party. I
don't want a party, mate.
330
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000
I just want to get a text from my
nan.
331
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,600
That's why I wanted to get fucked up
last night,
332
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,000
so I could just sleep through today,
because I knew
333
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,680
if she forgot to text, it's because
she's got worse.
334
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,520
I didn't always know what to say,
335
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,880
I hadn't thought of you then as
someone
336
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,400
who'd been struggling quite as bad
as me.
337
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,080
Ah!
338
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:01,240
I also think I'm on a major
comedown.
339
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,920
Think so too. I just want a double
sausage egg McMuffin.
340
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:09,600
Why don't they serve them after
half-ten? It's fucked.
341
00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:14,360
Box came for you.
342
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:27,160
Jules would often check the uni
database of all her favourite
students,
343
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,200
and send them a birthday cake.
344
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,240
Fuck yes! 82!
345
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,280
That's what I'm fucking talking
about.
346
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:45,560
See, not so bad when you actually
hand it in.
347
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:49,000
Yeah, thanks, Tim. Why am I one mark
off a first?
348
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,040
Because I can do whatever I want.
349
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,160
Lighten up, pal. Have a muffin.
350
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,920
They're all gone. Shouldn't be.
There were five left after that
night.
351
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,520
THEY CACKLE
352
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,200
# ..you're in my blood
353
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:16,000
# I hurt myself each time
I try to give you up
354
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:21,200
# You're in my veins,
you're in my blood
355
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:25,880
# All the ways that shape
this love
356
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:30,040
# You're in my veins,
you're in my blood
357
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:34,000
# I hurt myself each time
I try to give you up
358
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:41,360
# You're in my veins,
you're in my blood... #
359
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,400
Subtitles by Red Bee Media
27336
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
