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ah [Music]
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oh [Music]
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maybe one day [Music]
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there's so much more [Music]
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um
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uh
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[Music] one day
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now that i'm here
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foreign
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jesus alice what is it with you i'm losing my mind
here mr papadopoulos i'm really sorry but the
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late late show had seven heaven with simone simone and
henry fonda then just as i was gonna turn off the set on
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king it happened one night okay okay you take you take the
color the guy at the end gets cheeseburgers 21 inch stretch
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blt down hold it the nail
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uh say miss uh can i have another cup
of coffee please right away sir steve
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are you by any chance an actress
who me uh-huh do you know oh
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why didn't you ask about what about uh
me being an actress oh i thought maybe
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you'd like to be in the motion pictures i was gonna
offer you a small role in the world that julia sees
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i'm just kidding excuse me i'm terrible
sorry i mean you're putting me on
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no not at all uh my name is myron middlemen i happen
to be the second assistant production manager
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it's only a small role but it can lead to bigger
things oh gosh mr millman i don't know what to
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say this is like a dream
look miss um good body
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alice good body yes excuse me
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hmm look miss good buddy i i have to have the answer now i mean we're
shooting the big scene tomorrow oh dear i mean this could be your big
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break oh no i know all right yes
i'll do it oh i'm so excited great
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all right now what time do you get off work 8
30. yeah all right okay uh uh listen i'll uh
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i'll pick you up then and uh and
we'll have dinner all right oh yes
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[Music] more wine
alice i shouldn't
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go ahead you know you only get
discovered once captain [Music]
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you do you do what only
get discovered once
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that's right well alice here's
to your new career in the movies
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[Music] you shouldn't
have mr middlemen call me
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myron that makes me feel funny mr middle
minute that's sort of like like having mr
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papadopoulos waiting on me that makes
two of us could it be anything else
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no
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listen alice do me a favor now that you've been
discovered how about getting it to work on time
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tomorrow mr papadopoulos i'm afraid you don't quite
understand alice is no longer a waitress oh she
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begins a new career in the movies tomorrow
night oh it's true mr papadopoulos
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and the really cool thing this is
exactly how june pricer was discovered
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gee mr middlemen i guess this has been
just about the biggest day in my life
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i'm not surprised alice tell me again
what time do i show up uh your wardrobe
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and makeup calls are for 7 30. then i
guess i'd better pass up the third man
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who the movie it's on the late late show
well i'll have to get some sleep if i
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can oh i'm so excited yeah i'm
getting pretty excited two hours
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oh gee mr middlemen i never thought
this would happen to me just think
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me in the movies
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um [Music]
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bruh [Music]
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oh wait a minute aaron uh the elephants
the dude will arrive in 35 minutes
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right we won't need the
elephants until monday now
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jesus huh what am i gonna do with six
[ __ ] elephants over the weekend
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oh that's your problem fella oh thanks a
lot maybe i can get the pilot to stay in a
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holding pattern funny
oh that's fine
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excuse me mr middleman that wow
this is neato what did i tell you
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kid you come across from me i come
across for you it's as simple as that
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big oh it's only the biggest production scene it's the seventh most
expensive picture of all time you know massive pictures monitors we
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don't [ __ ] around
i guess not [Music]
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yvonne this is alice good body the new extra
she's gonna be playing a servant girl oh
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wow wardrobe by avant i love your designs
not to me kid so how'd you like to go
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down on the academy award winner huh
forget it go grab yourself a toga
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oh those goddamn elephants i gotta go
listen uh i'll see you on the set okay okay
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you'll see me on the set oh wow
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[Music]
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please [Music]
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hey of julius caesar
scene 37 take one
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hey get that god
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dawn i knew it was too good
to be true not to worry baby
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some movie career lasted about 45
minutes instead not to worry i got a
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little surprise for you the shooting around your scene
and the doctor said your eye will clear up in a
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few days and you mean you
mean i've still got the part
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oh mr middlemen better you've actually
done a service of all the grapes to the
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second lead rex livingston
yep you're gonna be in
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his close-up oh wow how can i ever thank
you well what did all myron tell you you
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come across for me i come across for you
it took some doing but it's all arranged
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oh there is one thing though you'll have to [ __ ] the
production manager i have to of course you have to
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you want to be in the movies don't you do i
well then you gotta [ __ ] the production
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manager that's how you get a
hidden show business well uh
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how the hell would i know
what makes elephants happy
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uh-huh well listen it's only
gonna be for three days isn't it
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well why not just leave them on the
airplane um well what about in the hangar
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oh so what's the problem oh god
well find somebody there must be
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someone in los angeles who
specializes in disposing of it
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yes look listen marvin but like i said before it's
your problem and besides i can't keep alice waiting
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any longer yeah thanks
myron yeah thanks for so
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long oh that's the way alice
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all finished yeah well uh first i took off
my shoes and i sprayed them with number one
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and then sprayed my hands with number two and
then i uh freed my feet with this and put on a
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booty and then i uh i used can
number three yeah oh you did it just
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right alice come on in
and uh call me arnold
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here why don't you put these
on while i pour us a drink
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scotch oh no thank you
mr nerd just that
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water gosh mr nerd no
wonder you're so worried
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about tracking dirt in here this place looks like
a hospital yes mother and father were surgeons i
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almost followed in their footsteps
but i only like part of it
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really which part scrubbing out
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well let's get started [Music]
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okay
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oh
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[Music]
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no [Music]
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you [Music]
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[Music] oh
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[Music]
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few [Music]
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[Laughter]
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[Music] you [Music]
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very good thank you mr nern
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mm-hmm oh okay now the other one
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good what do you think lovely
you have great ears alice
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now just a little bit more and we're
all through okay now just relax alice
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that's it just a little bit more
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excellent excellent
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now you just made yourself comfortable
and i'll be back in a minute
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[Music]
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um [Music]
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all right alice here
i come ready or not
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[Music]
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[Music]
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are you
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no i was just thinking about
serving a bowl of grapes to wreck
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hold the ball a little bit closer to rex's head
please that's it good now lean forward please
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maybe see a little bit more it
took us good now rex very good rex
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darling uh look down lean forward
a little that's right now
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you see two customers down below
you yes down two steps beautiful
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all right very good okay we'll go for a take
please so now tell me the bad news oh funny you
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should ask we got six elephants right right wrong
we got seven she was born two days ago her
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name's martha no i'll bet she's cute
don't listen myron i'll see you around
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okay roland roll time pocket
world of joyous caesar
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37 charlie take one
camera's ready music up and
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[Music] world are in the
action the glory of his
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legend grows
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[Music]
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is [Music]
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it says tough break alice you're a neat little
trooper fondly arnold nerd that was nice of him
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i was a neat little trooper listen kid
not to worry i bet nothing like this
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ever happened to maria montez okay i wasn't going
to tell you this for a few days but i'm a pushover
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you seen us being delayed a week you mean
i yep the doctor said you can move your
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head right in oh boy
ow easy there's more
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now do you remember the girl who stands next to the
spear carrier and she and the spear carrier have a
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couple of lines during their
close-up mm-hmm well you're her
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oh wow mr middleman oh
yeah i almost forgot
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part of the deal is you [ __ ] the assistant
director really you're on your way to the top kid
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thanks to old myron
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okay okay
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[Laughter]
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[Music] okay okay in a minute
for christ's sake [Music]
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all right all right
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hello didn't you hear me
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you heard me say just a minute
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uh certainly is an interesting place you have here
mr merkin marcel you can call me roger you're here
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help yourself some popcorn
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what are you watching a
gorilla the fat lady oh
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gosh what a view
move for guys eggs
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oh i'm sorry [ __ ]
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well um alice isn't it uh-huh i
hope i didn't wreck anything
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yeah that's all right they're my
neighbors i i can watch them anytime
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um and how's uh you're not oh
it's better much better not good
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gives me an appetite
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say have you had lunch
gee no i'm starving
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[Music]
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love with you [Music]
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is [Music] getting together
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[Music] i've been sleeping
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[Music] it's beginning
to bring me down
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[Music]
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is [Music]
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same
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it's just because
it's all i ever see
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i know i'm on the [Music]
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getting it road in the backyard
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now that deserves a toast
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[Music]
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the emperor brought his own lamb to the feast
the emperor brought his own lamb to the
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feast the emperor oh for christ
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say dallas oh mr middlemen
i'll never be able to do it
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jesus alice what is the big [ __ ] deal
yeah read it from the script again
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ready uh-huh the emperor brought
his own lamb to the feast
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they are roasting it now over there alas
i fear that as caesar's goose we see
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being cooked i have heard that's fine
now why should it be such a goddamn
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problem i mean it's only two [ __ ] lines and
we've been jerking around with it for four days
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i could have memorized the whole script in four days and i'm
not even an actor oh i remember the words all right you do
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uh-huh it's just that i have to stop and think
about him that's great alice why do you have to
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stop and think about them because i don't
understand them i mean if they're roasting as lamb
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how can it be
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peanuts peanuts that's right mr middleman
i've been dealing with them for 27 years
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well i guess you should know dr feldman
i guess i should i've had all kinds
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schizoid manic paranoid sexually pressed
but sexually repressed elephants oh that
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must have been something oh indeed
indeed one of my most celebrated cases
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she was frigid how can you tell but i
proceeded on the theory that there are
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no frigid female elephants
only clumsy males that's right
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how did you know i must have read it in the book
someplace listen doc uh we're shooting in an hour
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uh thanks very much for your help
remember right peanuts exactly guaranteed
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to make them happy the librium of the elephant
world terrific you saved my life thanks again
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don't you want to know how i drew to a
fragility sure how i showed you pornographic
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movies uh of of people
no demi elephant
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you're really excited huh kid oh fine
you don't know i'll bet i do hey listen
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i've got just the thing to calm
you down really what is it
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this
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gee you're right that's very relaxing jesus alice
what's keeping you coming mr middleman gee thanks a lot
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ivan i get it
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hey uh what was she up to oh she was just
showing me how to relax it's a neat trick
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i can imagine well kid this
is this your big moment i
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know and i owe it all to you mr middleman yeah now
listen for god's sakes will you try and be careful oh i
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will oh i'm i'm really
sorry please get up
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there
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okay dang let's have some fire
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why is he doing this
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please [Applause]
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definitely
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i thought he almost
had us that time
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[Music]
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[Music]
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so [Music]
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i must be jinxed forget it kid it
wasn't your fault it might as well
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be they went my big chance and after
all that rehearsal five days but two
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lines i really knew him go ahead mr middlemen
cue me i believe you alice no come on cue me
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the emperor brought his own lamp to the feast they
are cooking it now over there they are roasting it
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i'm sure uh-huh i wonder if
mr papadopoulos will take me
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back no need for that alice what
else am i good for alisalis how
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many times got to tell you this is old dependable myron
middlemen i know that mr middlemen you certainly
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are and have i disappointed you yet no
the doctors say how long before you
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be okay three weeks kiddo by a
strange a wonderful coincidence
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that's exactly how long they'll be shooting
around your scene i've still got the part
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no no no you got a better one
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oh mr middleman you know
calpiney is handmaiden caesar's
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wife's handmaiden oh rhonda
latour's handmaiden yeah
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that's a new part she brushes mistletoe his
hair and then rex livingston grabs her and
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kisses her right and
that'll be me right
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oh it's like a dream how did you ever
arrange it well it was complicated
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but i worked it out you'll have to
come across rex livingston though
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oh mr middlemen
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87 88
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89. 90. gee mr livingston
aren't you tired yet
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not yet don't lose your count
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uh would that be
about 94 um 98 99
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100. well alice
what do you think
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about what mr livingston
his body gorgeous isn't it
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who's the rex livingstones oh yes
mr livingston oh call me rex my
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dear oh cocktail time
be a darling will you
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and do me diana's oh sure where
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there's only this bottle of cameron root
juice that's it fix one for yourself
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it's the greatest prevents aging
[Music] my guru put me onto it
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he's been drinking
it for 142 years
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142 years the same drink
gosh i'd get tired of it
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to romance
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oh two romance oh gee mr livingston
this is so exciting by god that's true
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[Music]
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i know don't try to
speak by darling
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[Music]
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uh [Music]
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[Music]
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oh
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where oh
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[Music] oh careful
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[Music] would you mind just cheating around
a little that's right a little to the left
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oh splendid
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[Music]
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merkel here oh hi myron no
nothing much how about you
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in just a minute yeah i got it
right here uh let's see seems 52
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to 58 elephants uh no it's been postponed they're
not gonna shoot that for a couple more weeks
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well look it's not my decision myron you know
what it's like to work for jc van hilmore
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right he thinks demille might have
made it if he didn't think so small
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you know that's a neat way to fix him devon how did you
ever think of it just one of the tricks of the trade kid
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you want to learn some others oh would i i
thought you'd never ask how's this ah jesus
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what was that isn't she ready uh oh
god i would have thought so well kid
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you're on your way stay away to start him
the stairway to stardom that gives me
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goosebumps oh gee mr middlemen you sure have a
way with words yeah uh speaking of which do you
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remember yours my what you know your words
oh yes it was much easier this time yeah
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only three days a line a day gee i can't believe
what's been happening to me in the last few
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weeks neither can i now listen alice you
are going to be extra careful oh yes
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good okay alice darling
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blazers please
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this is yes it's scene 37 again jc
the one where the uh actresses keep
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having the accidents well yes or no jc
yes no yes uh about the accident and no
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you know about the
accuracy the one happy
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of course
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actually she's quite
a talented girl
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it's all right look
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you suppose that she's decided not to
persecute me he truly looks that way jc
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now now you you'll be
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[Music] a brilliant screen
career tragically cut
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short just like carol lombard oh come on
alice or maybe it was more like betty davis
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and dark victory she had a brain
tumor oh for christ's sake alice
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all you got is a busted nose a slight
concussion and a twisted ankle
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that's easy for you to say what is
that those things are all i've got but
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that is all you got those ladies
you're comparing yourself to they died
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i might as well what's it all for anyway
are you kidding here you are in the most
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glamorous business in the world on your way to fame and happiness and
the second you get a few bruises you start to ask what's it all for
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i guess i just forgot all the
glamour for it i guess so
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but when will i ever get another
chance well in about three weeks
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in about three weeks uh-huh oh mr
middlemen but here's the best part
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you know who bobby devine is oh everybody knows who
barbie design is she's the new deborah paget right
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she's playing porsche what's his name's
wife brutus and that gorgeous gown
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not anymore she isn't she's playing it without
the gown she's not playing porsche really
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alice fate has stepped in barbie
devine eloped yesterday with a
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convertible sofa tycoon from new
jersey what do you mean i and you kid
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what did i tell you you can count on all myron
oh mr middlemen i i'm speechless that's
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the problem you're not you got a page and a
half a dialogue plus one chorus of hail caesar
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now can you handle that with your
help mr middleman i know i can
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oh yeah i almost forgot part of the deal is
that you make it with the director mr van hill
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jc himself
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[Music]
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so oh wow that night
in rio i've seen that
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eight times it's springtime
in paris oh i loved it
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i bet hollywood was really glamorous
then spies it was full of spies
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spies are you concealing in that bag
gosh mr van gaal i wasn't feeling
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anything i was just getting
out my little robes
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are you always so well equipped gee i
didn't used to be red i seem to be
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getting chilly a lot lately
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who are you working for ms good body
gee i hadn't thought about it you i
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guess don't try to be funny who
hired you how did you become
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involved well until about a month
ago i worked for mr papadopoulos
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and then uh [Music] are you one
of those shoe and underwear
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freaks
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he's a greek producer he hasn't
done much lately hamburgers
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he never did quality films i never
even knew he was in the movie
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business oh he was always very
secretive what does he want
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gosh i don't know dog played
down he did send you didn't he
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gee no mr middlemen fit me
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middlemen mitchell
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good little chew with the sunglasses
so he's the one i didn't know that
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that he was plotting against
me then mr middleman is jewish
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the old assistant production
manager trick trick
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slowing down the production by causing a
series of so-called accidents really that's
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terrible what kind of accidents
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can it be that you are only a
duke no i think i'm a pisces
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little man i wonder
what he wants
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gee i know he'd like to
get rid of some elephants
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is he working alone gosh i don't know mr benjamin
he talks to arnold nerd and roger merkin
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a lot learn and merck
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[Music] i should have guessed this is
marvelous my dear marvelous what is mr
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van hill that they are all
in it together and what
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the plop against me
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oh
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yes sir
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uh you want me to
turn off the light
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no gee this is nice
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why did you want to turn out the lights
oh i don't know my mother always said
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huh all right alice
why are you here
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oh gosh mr middlemen said i could have
barbie divine's part ah so she's in it too
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they're all in it up a little spearmint
there's a lot of them spearmint
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manly spearmint head of massive
pictures or he's been plotting against
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me for years but why the bigger
you are some more people are
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out to get you boy that's the
truth but i'm not mr van
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hammel really perhaps
you aren't my dear
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oh god alice it's so
lonely at the top
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oh gee mr van hill food would make you
feel better i'd be glad to get on top
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what's that my diaphragm i guess
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[Music]
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[Music]
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oh [Music]
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is there anything i
can do to help no no
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maybe we better stop gosh i'm
sorry nothing like this has
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ever happened before i guess
i just must be plugged
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but i knew it i knew
that was the diaphragm
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[Music] these goddamn bills are piling
up it's going on four weeks now
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they need your signature jason no
no no no merkel can't sign for
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without your signature [
__ ] they're in a miracle
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and the elephants
does that mean chase
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uh mr van hill i don't
think you understand
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you're leaving me holding the
bag that's not funny sir
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the same to you shitheal gosh
what are you gonna do damn if i
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know alice but i'll find some way
to get even with those bastards
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poor mr middlemen how much do
you owe about 11 000 bucks wow
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i bet you could buy seven elephants
for that that's just what i need
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oh
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um look i'm very sorry to bother you sir
but we're having a very serious problem
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with the um coliseum and the parade scenes
we were supposed to start shooting them
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the elephants are gone in the
coliseum and parade scenes
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well sir they've disappeared i'm
listening well i'm trying to tell
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you sir we we can't shoot
we've got to pay 900 and
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914 extras and we can't shoot
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i'm listening i'm trying to explain mr spearman
the only outfit refuses to run them to
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it don't buy them that's no good sir i
tried don't they know i managed fairmen
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i told them well they uh they said
who's he [ __ ] em but they got
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all the elephants mr spearmen
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what's our number
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it's um um
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seven six one seven
six seven one
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uh
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there you look simply stunning darling
gee vaughn i never know this was made
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for barbie divine well all i needed was a little more
fullness really you like that honey gosh i guess
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any girl would i can hardly believe it that it feels
so good and mine are bigger than barbie divine
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oh dear god [Music]
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tell me the truth mr middlemen did you really know mine was
bigger than barbara divine oh yeah the minute i saw him this year
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i'm a lucky girl well now you will be if you get
through the sea now you get your lines down
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i think at any time
you do okay okay um
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now you remember what i told you
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oh i could never forgive you okay okay for god's sakes don't
blow this because i might not be able to help you again
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oh dear mr middlemen you're in trouble aren't you
places please well i'm not sure but wish me luck good
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luck to both of us
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any sign of the elephants negative oh [ __ ] you know i really
feel like a heel dumping them in your lap look at you do
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it now you're a ball spearman know yet i
know oh yeah a lot of belchers that's bad
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[Music] what's the bottom line
he's gonna handle it in himself
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all right um this good body now
if you're slightly to the left
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i must admit they're clever
once again miss good buddy
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uh
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good i gotta admit i like
your style there's more
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jesus that's [ __ ] terrific
i thought you'd like it
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like it ran [ __ ] what's
tactic gonna cost me wait you
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haven't heard the best part yet i'm
listening tim boo the bull elephant
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is your trademark see i'm listening
you keep timbu tethered out there on
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your lawn a living symbol of many
spearmen and massive pictures
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think of it this is already a showplace
but beverly hills is full of showplaces
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yours would be the only one with
a live bull elephant on the lawn
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and [ __ ] insatiable merlin
you're a real piece of
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work give me the numbers okay
the six elephants the designs
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the numbers the whole package is yours for seventy
five thousand seventy five thousand you're out of your
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[ __ ] mind little one okay okay i should have known
better than to pull a stunt like this on manny spearman
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i mean mayor culpa manny
i've been holding out on you
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kimbo looks great doesn't he
but there's something missing
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symmetry chemistry symmetry
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i mentioned timbu and how great you
look on your lawn i'm listening
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i got another bull timbus twin
brother now imagine if you will
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the two of them out there flanking
the gates to your driveway
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think of it and be positively majestic
and certainly unique in all of beverly
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hills possibly in all
of southern california
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i'm listening i'll throw in
timbus twin brother for another
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5 000.
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it's a deal ted you're gonna
do all right in the morning
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grilling
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i'm beginning to wonder if it's worth it i
mean getting banged up like this though not
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worth it for christ's sake alice there are millions
of girls out there give anything to be in your shoes
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i mean it's a pretty small price to pay for the
chance to see your name up there in lights [Music]
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maybe you're right i guess i'm a pretty lucky
girl yeah you're damn right y'all kid you're
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in show business outta girl had a girl good
girl thank you very much you're really sweet
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[Music]
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is this car something else trouble
is i had my big chance i paid
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cash for it 22 big ones i
guess it just wasn't meant
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to be how about these new threads taylormade
i feel like audrey hepburn and roman
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holiday someday i'm
gonna own this town
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except going back to being a princess isn't
as bad as jesus will you stop already
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you're going to be fine in a few weeks
maybe i will but what about my career well
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you let me worry about that you're talking
to sabu middlemen the jewish elephant boy
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and buddy amanda spearman buddy like
that do you think maybe maybe my
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ass oh mr middlemen
i've still got the part
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uh-huh that's not all they're rewriting
porsha she's going to be in eight more scenes
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yeah eight more things who's
porsha oh god you are
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that porsche gosh eight more scenes
there's more more i don't think i can
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01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:59,533
stand it oh would you like to be a star oh
darling under a fat contract to massive
445
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pictures please mr middlemen don't joke with
me no joke kid i got the contract right
446
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:12,667
here i just can't believe it me
little alice good body a starlet what
447
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:21,600
does a starlet do well for
starters she [ __ ] me any
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[Music]
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spearman [Music]
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01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,733
so i'm listening think
is here manny how
451
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:10,976
long do we know each other 25 years that's how long
right right and then all that time have i given you a
452
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:15,976
bad steer no because i'm not one who vags
enthusiastic over every little two-bit talent that
453
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:20,867
shows up in hollywood right right i'm
listening well manny i got it here
454
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:26,733
in my office a new sensation a performing
unique in all my years in the show business
455
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:31,976
and that's so fabulous in fact that i could think of
only one man big enough to appreciate a talent like
456
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:36,000
this only the greatest showman
in tinseltown manny spearman
457
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:43,400
i'm listening are you listening
i'm listening all right so listen
458
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:14,467
foreign is that the greatest act you've heard in
25 years of course it is right right and you've
459
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:20,000
got an exclusive now be level
with me man what do you think
460
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:25,200
i think it sounds like another
dunk [ __ ] playing a harmonica
461
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:39,000
well
462
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:49,467
well i guess this is just about the most
gorgeous boat i've ever seen mr spearman
463
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:51,467
it's okay boy i'll say
464
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:58,333
i bet you can't wait to
go out in it i can't wait
465
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:08,333
mr mittelman told me about your house it
sounds like a palace yeah and the cars
466
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,200
seven rolls royces
467
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:23,067
so oh let's get this
over with arlene alex mr
468
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spearman
469
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okay [Music]
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so
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[Music]
472
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:29,533
mr spirit are you awake
473
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:42,533
is there anything
you'd like me to do
474
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,000
i'd like you to
475
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,733
turn me on gee i'm glad to
476
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,667
uh mr spearman is
there something wrong
477
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:21,933
um maybe i should try
something else or not
478
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,533
am i doing it not wrong
479
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:45,600
how about if i try
some other way yeah
480
01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,000
how's this
481
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:07,667
gee mr spearman isn't anything
gonna work probably not
482
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:15,533
gosh i feel just terrible
it's not your fault arlene
483
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:23,200
alice alice it's not your
fault alex it must be
484
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:30,333
it's not do you have some
kind of problem boredom
485
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:36,000
for foreign
486
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:54,200
house a place in palm springs all
those rolls royces evan ross
487
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:02,600
and the six gee for 30 years
i have been able to have
488
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:10,933
anything i wanted any women a moment's
notice i've tried it all really oh
489
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:16,533
gorgeous starlets
four five at a time
490
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:24,600
vibrators sheep whips
and chains geese
491
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:35,200
knotted chords acrobats
chins even a chimpanzee
492
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,133
gosh the whole schwa giggy every
493
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:48,400
variation known to
man or beast gen
494
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:56,000
none of it worked that all worked until
about five years ago what happened
495
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:04,000
happened only a little at first
but within six months guamo
496
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:13,267
totaled everything gosh
that's awful mr spearman
497
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:19,600
even my analyst gave up said
it was his first case of
498
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:27,600
terminal boredom and you are
discussing it's a [ __ ]
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01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,000
war
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01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:40,800
mr spearman can i ask you favor i'm
listening well you know all that we
501
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:47,400
uh love that i was doing before
got me sort of you know turned on
502
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:54,133
uh-huh so well i was
wondering if you could uh
503
01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:00,933
i'm listening me on top
of me on top of you
504
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:06,000
why not
505
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:18,600
like this yes mr
spearman thanks a lot
506
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:24,867
mr spearman i know i
know here let me heal
507
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:35,733
see this is a greater eileen challenge
i never knew could be like this
508
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:40,800
this romantic this position
509
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:51,000
come in oh hi evan you've really
come up in the world alice
510
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:59,467
isn't it neat i'm going down i'll wager what oh
nothing i just brought your new costume oh i can
511
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:05,533
hardly wait to try them on oh god
you really are an exquisite child
512
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:13,600
oh thank you yvonne you know one of
these days i'm going to get into
513
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:19,976
your panties well you could probably get
until now we're about the same size
514
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:26,533
i don't believe sure we are take your pick i've
got some pretty yellow new ones uh with lace trim
515
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:33,200
and the bottom drawer ah come in hello
alex come on you're on fine hello evan
516
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:41,976
what's with her you have a fight no she just wanted to
borrow my panties maybe she doesn't like yellow oh so
517
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:47,976
that's a thing actually she'd look good in yellow
oh hey come carl we gotta get you out there
518
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:52,976
oh mr millman i'm so nervous oh don't worry
can i watch your rehearsals you look great
519
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:56,133
remember novel's words
gave me a headache yeah
520
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:13,067
so you've come to see the conspiracy in action
huh i've come to find out when you're gonna
521
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:19,333
finish that [ __ ] dude that i've seen
it cost me three million dollars already
522
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:34,133
alice we're going to end up with a huge
close-up on you so stay in your mark
523
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:41,200
and keep looking into rex's eyes huh okay mr van
gaal uh alice uh be a good girl tell me are
524
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:46,933
they planning anything for today
planning g.i i must know how to sew that
525
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:52,733
can stop them well i wasn't supposed to tell
you but they're planning a big party for
526
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:59,000
after we finish the scene it's a surprise of
course so that's when they're going to do it
527
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:07,976
but at least they're finally going to let me finish this goddamn
scene but i don't think you'll be able to stop them mr van hamel oh
528
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:11,667
the cold cuts and pepsi have
been delivered i saw them
529
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:32,467
all right we're going to begin on
kind anthony young caesar has by
530
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:36,200
fleeting trust yes
531
01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:48,733
[Music] kind anthony
john caesar has but
532
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:56,933
fleeting trust in those three
well i know this porsche but
533
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:04,000
such scant faith may yet be his undoing
indeed so fear i owe noble anthony
534
01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:13,600
if only he would contend your wise counsel
what's to be done to persuade him of the
535
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:18,800
danger i know not and
yet and yet we must
536
01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:27,067
hobbit perhaps he already knows already
census is caroline and perceives it
537
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:32,200
as by fate alas i believe
we may be of one mind
538
01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:38,467
anthony uh you have
won mine anthony
539
01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:47,667
you were going to me [Music]
you have won mine anthony
540
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:52,000
[Music]
541
01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:58,133
[Music] oh my god
542
01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:18,133
[Music] alex are you okay uh-huh
543
01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:24,533
mr middleman can i
ask you a question
544
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:32,533
it's your kid what who do i have
to [ __ ] to get out of this movie
545
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,000
[Music]
546
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:13,000
nobody
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[Music]
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01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:27,000
is
549
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[Music]
550
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:42,000
you
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