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-Maybe we shouldn't be thinking so small.
-What do you mean?
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Those politicians you mentioned
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who were dumping stocks
while lying about the virus--
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turns out one of them
is from around here.
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Congresswoman Paula Tackleberry.
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And she is loaded.
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I'm not robbing any congresswoman.
It's not who I am.
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I'm not a criminal.
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What if you could be a teacher
after we're done?
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I told you.
They won't let me be a teacher.
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So, stop being you.
I can get you a brand new identity.
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You could start fresh.
I just need you for a few weeks first.
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If they stop,
do you think you can get out?
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I already tried.
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Once the door latches,
it locks from the outside.
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-But if you guys are following me...
-[phone beeps]
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-What happened?
-We lost service. Ugh!
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We must be in a dead zone.
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[Paula] Right after we approve
the vaccine,
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I'll know exactly which drug companies
to invest in before anyone else.
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-Forget the blackmail.
-What are you talking about?
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She's liquidating all their art,
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lying to her housekeeper
about some bogus college fund
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and using inside information to get rich
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while the people who voted for her die.
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We're not gonna blackmail her.
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We're gonna make sure
she doesn't get away with it
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and steal every dime she has
while we're at it.
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This just turned into a bank robbery.
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Hey, what happened with that auction?
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How much is in that bank account
we're gonna get our hands on?
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Oh, shit. With all the kidnapping
and torture,
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I forgot to tell you.
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-Does that say...?
-2.5 million, yeah.
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[both laughing]
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[shouting] Aaah!
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[♪ "Talk About the Good Times"
by Jerry Reed plays]
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Shh.
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Congratulations on your decision to
better yourself while serving time.
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I'd like to start by going
around the room and learning
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why you've chosen English Composition.
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I joined because I want to, like,
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learn some bigger words
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because last time I wrote
a letter to the parole...
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um, you know, the-- the people
that run the parole stuff. Um...
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What do you call 'em?
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-Board.
-Bored?
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Won't be so bored if I bit off
the front of your face
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and spit it down your throat,
now, would it?
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Anyway, I-- I wanna learn
some bigger words
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so I can show my parole people that
I can safely join the community.
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We'll work on that.
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Oh, I believe I see
a finger up in the back.
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I was hoping to learn
how to write a better manifesto.
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The local paper said mine
lacked clarity and structure.
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The also didn't appreciate
I dotted all my I's with boogers.
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Okie-doke.
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Yes.
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I love to read, so writing interests me.
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I've always wanted to know
more about the semicolon.
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Plus, this class is a prerequisite
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that I have to take
if I wanna get my online degree.
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Prerequisite?
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That's a big word.
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Sounds like it has a number in it, right?
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It has a number in it?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I think there's an eight in there
towards the tail end.
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I still can't believe it.
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It took forever to get, but I did it.
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It's on fancy paper and everything.
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It couldn't have taken that long.
You're not even 30 yet.
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"Not even 30."
Maybe in dog years.
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Shh!
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[Gloria] I am so proud of you.
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When we get out of here,
we are gonna celebrate.
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You know, I've never had sex
with a teacher before.
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I mean, a few have tried, but...
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Well, I've never had sex
with an older woman before,
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so you might end up being the teacher.
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Are you hearing this bullshit?
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Stop talking to that bug about me!
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[buzzer sounding]
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They're gonna be coming around.
I'd better go.
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Sweet dreams, papi.
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[toilets flushing]
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Hey, why do you wanna be a teacher?
They don't make dick.
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Ain't always about the money.
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Education is the most powerful weapon
that you can use to change the world.
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Nelson Mandela said that.
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That has a nice ring to it.
"Nelson."
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Hey, I think I'm gonna call you Nelson.
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Bro, you should see Nelson with this Oreo.
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He's buggin'.
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Ah, shit.
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I think I just learned the true meaning
of that word-- buggin'.
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Hey, who's the teacher now, bitch?
[goofy laugh]
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"Nelson."
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[Gloria screams]
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[Gloria] Dammit!
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[Gloria] Fuck!
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[Gloria] Shit, shit, shit, shit.
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-What's going on?
-We got problems.
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Last night on the security cameras,
I heard the rich bitch talking to
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Old Wrinkly Balls about the--
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Wait, so we're doing codenames with
the congresswoman and her husband?
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-That's dope.
-We're not doing codenames. I was just--
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-Codenames would be cool.
-I'm down with it.
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Fine. Codenames.
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-I heard the rich lady tell her--
-[both] "Rich Bitch."
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-She told her husband.
-[Jack and Barb] "Old Wrinkly Balls."
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She told him that she has
a meeting tomorrow morning to
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find out which companies
will make the vaccine.
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[yawning] That's good.
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It's been, like, three weeks.
I thought this pandemic would never end.
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-It's not good.
-Antivaxxer. There's always one.
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It's not good because as soon as
Rich Bitch finds out which companies
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to invest in, she will clear out
her secret bank account,
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which means there will be
no money left for us to steal.
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Evil wins, the rich get richer,
and our whole plan here goes to shit.
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Wait, that's a plan?
I thought it was really cool wallpaper.
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I've been looking for it online.
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What do you mean
the whole plan goes to shit?
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The plan can't go to shit.
We need that money.
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-You promised me a new identity.
-And we got a wedding to pay for.
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Usually the father of the bride pays,
but he made me choose between a wedding
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-and an ostrich at my bat mitzvah.
-[Barb] I got big plans, too.
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My hot, younger online boyfriend might
not exist, but my fat knees still do.
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-Lipo ain't cheap.
-Your knees aren't fat.
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-You don't think so?
-Guys, focus!
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We have to get the money
out of the account
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before she gets to
that meeting tomorrow morning.
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Okay, well, the account is in
the housekeeper's name, right?
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Since we have her license,
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can't you just go into the bank
and pretend to be her?
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I can, but I can't get anywhere
without the account number.
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Yeah, I thought I would be able
to see which key she pressed
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when she logged in to check her balance.
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She used to see his email as a username,
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but when she went to type in the password,
her husband's pasty thigh got in the way.
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Ugh, that's so white.
It looks like it's... Well...
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It looks like it's covered in paste.
I guess you nailed it with "pasty."
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Ugh! If we just had that password,
we can log in and get the account number.
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[Rooster] Hey, what about that weird
Russian chick who got us
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the password for the security cameras?
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I already tried. She's on a juice fast,
and she got really bitchy with me.
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-She wants 600 grand, so screw that.
-Hey, wait. Did you see this?
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There's a thing you can click
here that says forgot password.
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-Seriously?
-Yeah.
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Holy shit, Jack. You're a genius.
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-Click it.
-Yeah?
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Oh, wait.
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Now we have to answer some riddle.
"What is the make--"
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[Gloria] "And model of your first car?
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What is the name of your first pet?
What is your favorite song?"
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You were being sarcastic when
you called me a genius, weren't you?
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No.
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[phone ringing]
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Oh, shit. It's my folks.
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What time is it there?
Is everything okay?
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When you were in prison, locked in a room
with the same person day in and day out,
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did you ever fantasize about killing them?
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What's going on, Mom?
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All your father talks about
is what he ate, what he's eating,
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what he's going to eat next.
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I can't take it anymore. I packed up
my stuff and I found my own place.
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[refrigerator rattles]
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-Ma, you can't live under a table.
-Who are you talking to?
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Jack.
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-Hey, Jack.
-Hi, Dad. How are you doing?
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[groaning]
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Not so great.
Your mother left me.
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I heard. Look, guys, trust me.
I know being stuck in a room can be rough.
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But I'm going to come to San Diego,
and I'm going to get you out of there.
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I promise.
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We just have, uh... We just have
a few things we need to figure out.
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"We"? Does that mean
your girlfriend's coming with you?
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Oh. Gloria?
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I don't know.
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I mean, we haven't talked about it.
And he's not my-- actually...
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-I don't know what she is.
-I thought she was Latina.
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I've been picturing Charo.
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No, he means he doesn't
know if Gloria is his girlfriend or not.
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Why don't you just ask her
if she wants to come with you?
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-Then you'll know.
-Well, that's easier said than done, Ma.
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When I was talking to her
through the toilet in prison,
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I could flirt, I could say anything.
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But actually looking her
in the eye and asking her if she--
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I don't know, if she likes me?
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She wants to go
across the country with me?
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-It's hard.
-Does she not speak English?
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No, Dad, she speaks English.
Look, it's not her. It's me.
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I was planning on having
more money before making this move.
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-It's turned into a bit of a puzzle.
-Maybe you could pick up some extra work.
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I saw on the news that parents are
getting frustrated with online learning,
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and the demand
for tutors is through the roof.
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-Tutoring?
-I had a chicken salad sandwich yesterday.
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Herb, your testicle is hanging
out of your underwear. Tuck it in.
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Looks like your upper thigh is trying
to blow a bubble.
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[Rooster] Look, if you zoom in
on the video, you could see the password.
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It's six dots.
Help me find the dot key.
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-Where's Gloria?
-She went for a drive.
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She said her ideas
were giving her a headache.
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Try the 'O'. Kind of looks like
a dot if you didn't know it was an 'O'.
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-It's a dot! We cracked it!
-The housekeeper, Lucia, has a kid, right?
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Yeah.
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That's how the congresswoman
got her to open the bank account.
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She lied to her and said she's gonna
put money in it for her kid's college.
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Wow, I guess I've been
listening more than I thought.
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Shit. Didn't work.
Maybe it's a capital dot.
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Which one of these
is the make-things-bigger button?
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Hey, if you're thinking of
kidnapping the kid
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and asking for the password as ransom,
Gloria already shot that down.
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A lot of people think technology is great.
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I don't think it's as
good as it's cracked up to be.
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Social media has ruined
the art of stalking women.
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Facebook, Instagram, Twitter.
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People are so obsessed
with sharing every detail of their life.
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I mean, I get it.
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You're at Target buying socks.
I mean, let me work for it.
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Although...
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There are some apps that
suggest other women you might know
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who may be fun to stalk,
so I guess there's pros and cons.
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So my dumbass cousin,
Linwood, gets this email telling him
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he's won tickets to the Super Bowl.
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So, he goes to collect, right,
but it's actually the police
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scooping people up
with outstanding warrants.
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Linwood is like, "I didn't know that
you can make fake emails and shit."
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I'm like, "Dude, this is your
third time falling for this, dumbass."
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But now my boy pulling five figures,
scamming people with his own fake emails.
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My point is
sometimes the cops do help people.
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I'm telling you, man, trust me.
233
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People are easy to manipulate
if you know the right buttons and push.
234
00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:58,429
The best scam I ever pulled
was a fake children's modeling agency.
235
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Paco!
236
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:03,769
Your school's having an essay contest,
and you've been selected to enter!
237
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His teacher said he's special.
238
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:09,230
Once you tell
a parent their kid is special,
239
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they will give you
every dime that they own.
240
00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:15,320
Plus, you get pictures of the kids.
241
00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:18,032
[groans]
242
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:22,739
Oh, find my laptop.
They sent a link so you can
243
00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:26,246
-get the details from the English tutor.
-All right, let's focus.
244
00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:29,710
Like I said, you need to turn in the essay
today if you want to win the contest.
245
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:32,921
-Writing is boring.
-Okay.
246
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,382
I'm so stupid.
247
00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:41,886
I know nothing about flowers.
Well, that point was just an example.
248
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,600
Yours can be about anything.
249
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:47,140
The secret to writing is choosing
something you're passionate about.
250
00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:48,345
Hmm.
251
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,146
What rhymes with "meth"?
252
00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:52,439
[all] "Death."
253
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:58,695
What if I told you that the essay
you need to write is about a superhero?
254
00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:00,358
Which one?
255
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:04,737
You. You get to be the superhero,
and you can use your imagination
256
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,656
to have whatever superpowers you want.
257
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:11,205
I want to be made of electricity so
people can use me to charge their phone.
258
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:15,131
Okay, that's very much
a hero for today's world.
259
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:19,170
But first,
every superhero has an origin story.
260
00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:22,007
So your first assignment
is to find out everything you can
261
00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:25,313
about where you came from-- your mother.
262
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:26,808
Grab a pencil.
263
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:32,228
I want you to find out
where your mother grew up,
264
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:35,402
what her favorite color is,
her favorite song.
265
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:42,241
Yes, I'm sure I didn't
request no pizza sauce or cheese.
266
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,822
What kind of a lunatic
orders just a naked crust?
267
00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:46,118
This is bullshit!
268
00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:47,621
I don't know how it happened either,
269
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:50,122
but my son is staring at
a giant bread frisbee.
270
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,615
-You need to send another pizza.
-Wait a second.
271
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,915
I think I opened it upside down.
272
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:00,836
Never mind.
273
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:05,052
My future daughter-in-law just
got outsmarted by a cardboard box.
274
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,675
Where have you been all day?
275
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,846
I drove to the congresswoman's
hoping that once it got dark,
276
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,686
I would find
a bank statement in her garbage,
277
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:19,031
but all I discovered were that the fish
tacos they had last night weren't a hit.
278
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:20,903
[printer whirring]
279
00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:22,816
Hey, I think we're getting a fax.
280
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:26,324
It's a printer. I found it
in your mom's stolen loot.
281
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,238
I hooked it up last night.
282
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,962
-Oh, good, it printed.
-What is it?
283
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:35,748
It's an essay written by Lucia's son.
Read this part.
284
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:39,214
The Paco-nator's mother,
Lucia, drove home from the hospital
285
00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:41,666
in her first car, a blue Dodge Neon.
286
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,336
Yeah. And this one.
287
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:46,795
Every time the Paco-nator
hears his mother's favorite song,
288
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,966
"Groove is in the Heart"
by Deee-Lite, his powers multiply.
289
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:54,774
The Paco-nator's trusty sidekick
is Bailey The Flying Hamster,
290
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:57,813
named after his mother's first pet. Jack!
291
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,857
-How did you get this?
-I emailed Lucia.
292
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:03,111
I told her her son had been
chosen to be in an essay writing contest,
293
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,074
and I pretended to be a tutor.
294
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:06,405
Well, shit. Look at you.
295
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:10,739
I guess some of Gloria's con artist skills
rubbed off on you when you two boned.
296
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:13,577
You two boned? Aww.
297
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:17,829
Paco-nator sounds more like a robot,
not a superhero.
298
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,997
I'd have him change that if he
wanted to win the contest.
299
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,956
-I can't believe it. You solved it.
-I know.
300
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,968
I actually had all the answers
a couple of hours ago,
301
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,140
but the kid was
struggling with contractions.
302
00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:30,098
I really enjoy teaching. It's very...
303
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,231
Rewarding. [sniffs]
304
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:43,532
Hey, why are you hanging it on the wall?
Don't you want to put the answers in?
305
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,740
-Not yet.
-[Barb] Why not?
306
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,912
Because I've been thinking,
once we get the password,
307
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,700
we could just transfer the money online
308
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,124
and I don't have to
do all this nonsense with Stan.
309
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:57,583
Yeah, that'd be great, but online
transfers have limits and safeguards.
310
00:15:57,666 --> 00:16:01,336
Computers are a hard target.
The softer target is people.
311
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:02,839
We need a softy like Stan.
312
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,763
Plus, when we mess with the password,
313
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:07,129
the bank is going to send
the congresswoman an alert on her phone.
314
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:09,467
So, all this needs to get done
when we know she's in a place
315
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:12,182
-she can't get any notifications.
-How will we know that?
316
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:19,187
That's what this is all about.
Everybody, get comfortable.
317
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,190
We have a lot to
go through before tomorrow morning.
318
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:23,397
"Super Paco"!
319
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:26,612
-I was thinking that, too!
-Soul mates.
320
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,913
We're talking baby names, right?
321
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,423
♪ ♪
322
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:46,634
It's a little late to be changing my plan.
We're leaving in a few minutes.
323
00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:51,215
No, I wasn't. I thought it'd be cool
to show what happens after the plan.
324
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,142
I got Rooster and Wiggles getting married.
325
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:56,681
Barb with skinny knees,
although I still think she's being crazy.
326
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,853
And I'm over here with my parents,
teaching in San Diego.
327
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:00,846
That's cute.
328
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:07,744
Is there, I don't know, anywhere
in particular you want me to put you?
329
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:10,779
Just make sure there's
a margarita in my hand, and I'm good.
330
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:16,662
Are you sure I need to say all
this to Stan when we FaceTime?
331
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:20,245
-That poor sap is gonna soil his dockers.
-Yes, I'm sure.
332
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:21,921
I thought we would have
more time to ease into it,
333
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,170
-but it has to happen this morning.
-I think something's been nibbling
334
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,133
the cheese that represents
the Swiss bank account.
335
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,303
Could be the mice,
336
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,721
or it's the raccoon that likes to
let himself in every now and again.
337
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:35,011
Also, Rooster had some hermit crabs
that climbed out of their cage
338
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:37,346
about 20 years ago that we never found.
339
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:38,852
-There's a lot of suspects.
-[Rooster] Come on.
340
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,983
Just practice with me a few more times.
341
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,730
-I've got to go to work, baby.
-[Jack] This early?
342
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:47,693
I thought bikini bars are more of
a mid-afternoon-evening kind of situation.
343
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:50,646
We've been opening early
for essential workers.
344
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,527
Not all heroes wear clothes.
345
00:17:57,202 --> 00:17:59,202
Good luck with your bank robbery.
346
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,873
Bless her stupid little monkey brain.
347
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:06,497
She thinks it's like the wallpaper
in Willy Wonka's house.
348
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:11,089
We need to call this off. I haven't had
enough time to prepare for the role.
349
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:14,974
Rooster, it's a 30-second phone call.
I thought you had acting experience.
350
00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:18,393
Your mom told me you got your nickname
because you were in Annie as a kid.
351
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:22,813
In Annie, Rooster was a crook.
Growing up, I was surrounded by crooks.
352
00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:25,864
I don't know anything about some guy from
New York that works in an auction house.
353
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,359
I mean, what makes him tick?
354
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,820
Does he wear a suit?
I don't even have a suit.
355
00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:32,361
-No one is going to see you.
-Girl, I will see me.
356
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,065
I can't make people believe it
if I don't believe it.
357
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:38,656
Use the tuxedo I brought home from prison.
It's covered in moth holes,
358
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:45,633
but, hey, maybe you got stabbed
100 or so times on your way to your...
359
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:48,459
catering gig on the Upper West--
360
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:51,705
No. On the way to your daughter's...
361
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:57,388
-No. Your niece's wedding in Brooklyn.
-There we go. Backstory. Thank you.
362
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:03,688
Uh-oh, 8:15. We got to roll.
Barb, you know what you need to do.
363
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,398
♪ ♪
364
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,329
[FaceTime ringing]
365
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,162
[phone buzzing]
366
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:27,999
Hi, Barb.
367
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,884
I thought we
were FaceTiming later tonight.
368
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:33,591
I took a gamble and left some dice
in your mailbox so we could play Yahtzee.
369
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:38,471
I had a naughty dream about you
last night. I thought we could finish it.
370
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,144
Do sexy thing with-- oh.
371
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:53,275
Oh, my. Well, actually, I'm over at Mom's,
helping her with something.
372
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,439
Can it wait?
373
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:59,487
I knew it. This is why I don't
date buttoned-up, corporate-type Stan.
374
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:02,664
Everything has to be on a schedule.
Maybe this isn't going to work.
375
00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:04,044
No. No, no, no, no.
376
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,252
I'm good.
377
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:09,132
-I'm here.
-Are you sure?
378
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,708
Because I have needs, Stan--
physical needs that have to come first
379
00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:15,915
-if this is going to work.
-Of course. I never--
380
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:19,797
Stan, is this a mole
on my ankle or a raisin?
381
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,966
I don't know, Mom.
Just give me a minute.
382
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:25,845
I need a man of spontaneity
who doesn't follow all the rules.
383
00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:28,234
Are you a banker or a lover?
384
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,441
I would like to think
that I'm capable of being both.
385
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:31,401
Ow!
386
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:35,401
It was a mole.
I cut it off. Now I'm bleeding.
387
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:40,112
-Hold on.
-Hold on? Love doesn't hold on.
388
00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:43,618
Oh, boy.
That is a bit of a gusher here.
389
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,041
Put some pressure on it.
390
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:50,326
Stan, I need to know
what kind of a guy you are.
391
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:55,214
I'm the guy who will rail you
deep into next week, Barb Martinez.
392
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:59,256
-Beg pardon?
-I got what you ache for girl.
393
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:03,432
I will bend you like
a pleasure pretzel and devour every hot,
394
00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:07,603
-salty curve of that sweet Barb booty.
-Oh, my.
395
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:13,274
Let's work each other's bodies
until we're like two worn out, dirty
396
00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:16,726
dish rags with every
last orgasm squeezed out of us.
397
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:21,244
-Too much?
-No. No, not at all.
398
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:25,993
-I just wasn't expecting...
-Barb, I've had ladies
399
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:30,327
call me mild-mannered and leave me
for some pretty crude alpha males.
400
00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:33,995
When you wanted to start dating, I
promised I wouldn't let that happen again.
401
00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:37,125
So, I researched what women
find exciting about bad boys.
402
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:40,593
I took notes, put them
in a spreadsheet, ran the numbers,
403
00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:42,505
and this is what it told me.
404
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:45,555
I needed to give you
something you weren't expecting.
405
00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:52,899
You did that for me?
Holy shit, that is hot.
406
00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:56,018
I did it myself because of COVID.
407
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,783
It took a few tries.
You don't want to see the other one.
408
00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:00,700
You got to break
a few eggs to make an omelet.
409
00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:05,738
Ugh! Stan!
These raisins taste terrible.
410
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,445
Barb, she's gonna
eat her whole foot if I don't...
411
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:13,245
Yeah. No. No, that's fine. You go ahead
and do your thing. I'll call you later.
412
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,794
Oh, my God.
413
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:30,222
-Okay, here we go. Are you ready?
-Yeah, I think so.
414
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:34,019
Although I do feel I should mention--
I mean, I respect that conning people
415
00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:37,363
is your area of expertise,
but what if he starts asking questions
416
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,690
and we don't have the answers,
417
00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,935
-and then he starts--
-Shit. Get down.
418
00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:42,607
Get in the back seat.
Get in the back seat.
419
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:43,815
Quick, quick. Take your shoes off.
420
00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:44,775
-What?
-Take your shoes off!
421
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,704
Now put them on your head.
Put them on your head.
422
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:48,163
Yeah. What?
423
00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:50,122
Now, if I would have told you
ten seconds ago
424
00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:52,003
that you'd be in the backseat
with shoes on your head,
425
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,000
would you have believed me?
426
00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:54,618
No.
427
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:57,537
That's because when people are scared,
they don't think. They just act.
428
00:22:57,627 --> 00:23:00,167
This guy's Twitter page says
that he's afraid of lightning bugs
429
00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:01,344
and leaving voicemails.
430
00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:03,762
I'm sure it's not going to
take much to intimidate him.
431
00:23:03,841 --> 00:23:06,801
Well, you could have
just explained that to me.
432
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,256
I could have.
433
00:23:08,346 --> 00:23:10,096
♪ ♪
434
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:16,233
Collin Davis?
435
00:23:16,854 --> 00:23:19,984
-Yes?
-Agent Danielle Sanchez, FBI.
436
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,896
We need to talk
to you about your involvement
437
00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:24,204
in a conspiracy to commit tax fraud.
438
00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:28,317
[spitting]
439
00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:33,617
You gotta believe me. I didn't
know I was doing anything illegal.
440
00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:36,374
The congresswoman just told me to take
all her art to New York, so I did.
441
00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:38,787
-I knew she was up to something.
-So you knew?
442
00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:40,706
-No, he didn't.
-He just said he did.
443
00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:43,085
He presumed. That's not knowing.
We knew nothing.
444
00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:46,092
Really? So I guess you didn't know about
the congresswoman selling the art
445
00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:50,385
under the name Lucia Gonzalez so she
could avoid paying taxes on the profit.
446
00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:54,310
-I was delivering her pay.
-Pay or payoff
447
00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:57,232
so you can keep her quiet
about your little moneymaking operation.
448
00:23:57,311 --> 00:23:59,941
The two of you,
the congresswoman and Mrs. Gonzalez,
449
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:03,032
are implicated in a scheme to
defraud the United States government.
450
00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:05,859
The two of us?
I only agreed to help him out,
451
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:09,155
because we got in a stupid fight
about how I don't support his dumb career.
452
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:10,240
Dumb career?
453
00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:12,294
Last time I checked,
my dumb career was the only thing
454
00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:14,248
keeping us afloat
while you pursue your dream.
455
00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:18,538
-Dance is not a dream. It's a calling.
-All right, I'm gonna cut to the chase.
456
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:22,004
The two of you are in a lot
of trouble unless you cooperate.
457
00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:23,956
Yes, absolutely.
I will do whatever.
458
00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:27,256
I will wear a wire. I will testify.
Take my DNA.
459
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,599
Ew. Uh...
460
00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:36,519
Okay. We'll take this
to the lab right away.
461
00:24:36,601 --> 00:24:39,401
Mr. Davis,
you've been driving the congresswoman
462
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:40,978
to her office, is that correct?
463
00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:44,653
Ever since she broke her foot when she--
fell down the stairs.
464
00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:46,864
We saw. We see everything.
465
00:24:47,445 --> 00:24:50,445
She has a committee meeting
this morning that you'll be taking her to.
466
00:24:50,531 --> 00:24:52,991
We need to be sure
she doesn't make it to that meeting.
467
00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:55,155
-Why?
-None of your business why.
468
00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:57,794
The FBI doesn't divulge
details of an ongoing investigation.
469
00:24:57,872 --> 00:24:59,252
Here's how it's going to work.
470
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:03,423
You're going to pick her up at 9:00,
just like you always do.
471
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,132
Whether she's walking
the halls of the capital
472
00:25:05,213 --> 00:25:06,803
or dancing in DC's hottest nightclub,
473
00:25:06,881 --> 00:25:10,511
this congresswoman does both
in her chic orthopedic walking boot.
474
00:25:10,593 --> 00:25:12,053
Okay, maybe just dial down the gay
475
00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:14,136
to a seven today.
I'm not in the mood.
476
00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:18,268
[Gloria] You'll say you
saw some traffic on your way in,
477
00:25:18,351 --> 00:25:21,351
so you're going
to take Route 40 to avoid it.
478
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,020
When we were following you
the night you moved the art,
479
00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:28,987
we noticed there was a dead zone
right past the sign for Oakdale Winery.
480
00:25:29,070 --> 00:25:33,660
Lindsay, are you still there? Lindsay?
481
00:25:34,075 --> 00:25:36,535
[Gloria] Not long after she
loses reception on her phone,
482
00:25:36,619 --> 00:25:39,959
you'll round a bend in the road
and see Agent Harris.
483
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:45,875
You better not be stopping for another
stupid animal in the road.
484
00:25:47,922 --> 00:25:50,932
-Uh, what's going on?
-Tree fell up ahead.
485
00:25:51,008 --> 00:25:54,048
-Should be just a couple of minutes.
-Thank you so much.
486
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:56,060
-What's going on?
-There's a tree in the road,
487
00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:58,808
-so we just have to wait, like, a second.
-I don't give a shit about trees unless...
488
00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:02,481
[Gloria] Then, no matter what she says,
your job is to just sit there
489
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,901
and make sure
she doesn't have cell service.
490
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,324
Yeah, I don't think I'm going to do that.
491
00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:10,441
-What?
-Wha--
492
00:26:10,528 --> 00:26:12,658
If you don't do that,
then you're gonna go to prison.
493
00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:14,948
And trust me, prison is no picnic.
494
00:26:15,032 --> 00:26:18,292
-That's okay. I don't like picnics.
-Fine. It's no day at the beach.
495
00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:21,659
-Eh. All that sand.
-God damn it, man.
496
00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:23,667
Collin, what are you doing?
You need to cooperate.
497
00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:26,089
I don't think you understand
who they're asking me to betray.
498
00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:27,628
The congresswoman is evil.
499
00:26:27,712 --> 00:26:31,382
-Trust me, I've seen things.
-But we're not just talking about you.
500
00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:32,755
What about your boyfriend?
501
00:26:32,842 --> 00:26:36,182
-You're going to let him go down for this?
-I've seen him go down for less.
502
00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:38,812
-Excuse me?
-You know who I'm talking about.
503
00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:41,179
Besides, all I've been reading about
is how they're letting people
504
00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:43,227
out of jail because of COVID.
I'll call my uncle.
505
00:26:43,311 --> 00:26:45,191
He's a lawyer.
He can probably get us probation.
506
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:46,941
[groaning, grunting]
507
00:26:47,023 --> 00:26:49,153
Uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle!
508
00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:56,533
Just calm down, okay?
No one's seen our faces,
509
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:59,035
and those two are too busy
arguing to realize we're not legit.
510
00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:00,828
[muffled arguing]
511
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,040
-See? We're fine.
-Fine?
512
00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,714
There's no way they're
going to cooperate right now.
513
00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:09,212
We got to figure out some
other way to get this money.
514
00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:12,465
[Melvin] What money?
You better pick this shit up, man.
515
00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:14,048
You're phone. You're phone!
516
00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:17,643
Melvin, not a good time.
517
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,390
Not a good time for me, either.
518
00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:21,352
But since your ass cheek had the audacity
519
00:27:21,432 --> 00:27:23,982
to call me over and over again,
tell me what's up.
520
00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:25,900
What money?
You doing a job without me, Jake?
521
00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:30,728
No. No job. Just, uh, I'm at the store
trying to get a refund for, uh...
522
00:27:32,735 --> 00:27:35,275
Lavender and cucumber hydrating sunscreen.
523
00:27:35,363 --> 00:27:36,783
I heard a girl screaming.
524
00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:40,034
Yeah, some people freaked out
when I got closer than six feet.
525
00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:42,367
-Listen, I got to go.
-Whoa. Hold up.
526
00:27:42,453 --> 00:27:44,963
If you're at the drugstore,
can you get me some lady razors?
527
00:27:45,039 --> 00:27:47,419
I feel like we're close enough
to tell you that I shave my legs.
528
00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:48,630
-Really?
-Yeah.
529
00:27:48,709 --> 00:27:51,629
One night when I was high,
I let a chick do it to me.
530
00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:54,882
And once you get a taste of them
smooth-ass calves, it's hard to go back.
531
00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:57,835
Good to know. Will do. Sorry.
532
00:27:57,927 --> 00:27:59,797
If Collin is not there
to pick up the congresswoman,
533
00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:04,097
she's gonna order an Uber to take her
to the meeting, which means in 15 minutes,
534
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:06,813
any chance we had at pulling
this thing off goes out the window.
535
00:28:06,894 --> 00:28:08,354
Someone needs
to pick up the congresswoman.
536
00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:11,069
Who?
537
00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:14,238
Well, I have to be at the bank,
and you know how to drive, so...
538
00:28:15,778 --> 00:28:16,898
-No.
-Yes.
539
00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:18,067
-No.
-Yes.
540
00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:19,025
No.
541
00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:22,788
-14 minutes.
-[Melvin] 14 minutes to what?
542
00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:24,748
♪ ♪
543
00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:32,459
[funk music plays]
544
00:28:38,968 --> 00:28:41,008
[phone rings]
545
00:28:43,431 --> 00:28:46,811
Stan has a nipple ring, and I'd be lyin'
if I said I wasn't a little intrigued.
546
00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:49,852
There's no time, Barb!
Things went sideways! Where's Rooster?
547
00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:51,727
Rooster, get in here!
Things went...
548
00:28:51,814 --> 00:28:53,074
What word did you use?
549
00:28:53,149 --> 00:28:53,979
Sideways.
550
00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:55,186
Oh, I like that.
551
00:28:55,901 --> 00:28:57,451
Things went sideways.
552
00:28:57,528 --> 00:28:58,948
Well, what direction
were they supposed to go?
553
00:28:59,029 --> 00:28:59,949
Not sideways!
554
00:29:00,030 --> 00:29:02,200
The Congresswoman's aide
wouldn't agree to help us,
555
00:29:02,283 --> 00:29:06,503
so we had to restrain him
and his boyfriend and take their phones.
556
00:29:08,706 --> 00:29:10,706
Jack is gonna have to drive
the Congresswoman.
557
00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:12,921
Remember, she's not gonna
report this money missing.
558
00:29:13,002 --> 00:29:14,552
Plus, you'll be wearing a mask,
so you'll be fine.
559
00:29:14,628 --> 00:29:16,798
You just need to get her
into the dead zone by 9:15.
560
00:29:16,881 --> 00:29:17,881
-Got it.
-Okay.
561
00:29:18,883 --> 00:29:20,013
[alarm chirps]
562
00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:22,682
9:15 submarine, 9:15 submarine,
9:15 submarine...
563
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:23,601
What are you doing?
564
00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:25,679
A mnemonic device.
Helps to remember.
565
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:27,354
You don't get cell reception
in a dead zone,
566
00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:29,143
which is like bein' underwater,
like a submarine.
567
00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:30,636
9:15 submarine!
568
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,940
Rooster, now that Jack is driving,
I need you to be the flagman.
569
00:29:35,024 --> 00:29:36,364
And you have to leave now!
570
00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:39,902
What?! I just got a handle
on the auction house guy.
571
00:29:39,987 --> 00:29:42,947
[speaks with lisp] I gave him a lisp
to make him seem sympathetic.
572
00:29:43,032 --> 00:29:44,492
[Gloria]
I'm not asking, I'm telling.
573
00:29:44,575 --> 00:29:46,615
We need someone
to stop Jack in the dead zone
574
00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:49,162
to keep the Congresswoman
from getting bank alerts.
575
00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:51,076
You need to find a stop sign
and a uniform.
576
00:29:51,165 --> 00:29:52,575
Top shelf, closet.
577
00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:54,746
I went through a vest phase
in the '90s.
578
00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:59,126
I don't know anything about flagmen.
579
00:29:59,215 --> 00:30:01,755
I mean, who is this guy?
Is he married?
580
00:30:01,842 --> 00:30:04,092
Why do they call him a flagman
if he holds up a stop sign?
581
00:30:04,178 --> 00:30:06,848
Hold the stupid sign up
and say there's construction up ahead.
582
00:30:06,931 --> 00:30:09,311
And we need someone else to read
the script that I gave you
583
00:30:09,391 --> 00:30:10,981
and pretend to be
from the auction house.
584
00:30:11,060 --> 00:30:12,730
I hate to have to ask this, but...
585
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:13,981
can Wiggles read?
586
00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:17,983
It is a fair question.
587
00:30:18,067 --> 00:30:19,147
She can read.
588
00:30:19,944 --> 00:30:20,994
I think.
589
00:30:21,070 --> 00:30:22,450
Have you seen it performed?
590
00:30:22,530 --> 00:30:23,820
I've seen her read a sunscreen bottle.
591
00:30:23,906 --> 00:30:27,736
Yeah, she burns really easy
and, uh, she needs a really high spiff.
592
00:30:28,786 --> 00:30:29,616
Good enough.
593
00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:32,873
Take her the script
and then get yourself to Route 40.
594
00:30:32,957 --> 00:30:34,917
Past the sign for the Oakdale Winery.
595
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,920
Jack is gonna be there at 9:15,
so we all have to hurry.
596
00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:39,883
I think that's the best we got.
597
00:30:39,964 --> 00:30:42,764
If anyone asks, just tell 'em
you were a flagman in Vegas.
598
00:30:44,218 --> 00:30:45,798
[Barb] Are you still sure
all this is gonna work?
599
00:30:45,886 --> 00:30:46,886
Nope.
600
00:30:49,139 --> 00:30:53,479
9:15 submarine, 9:15 submarine,
9:15 submarine, 9:15 submarine...
601
00:30:53,561 --> 00:30:55,561
[♪ "Memphis Soul Stew"
by King Curtis plays]
602
00:30:55,646 --> 00:30:58,266
[chainsaw whirring]
603
00:30:58,357 --> 00:31:00,777
[grunting]
604
00:31:06,907 --> 00:31:07,907
[beeps]
605
00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:12,413
Whoo!
606
00:31:19,837 --> 00:31:21,457
[phone chimes]
607
00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:22,377
[muttering]
608
00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:25,300
[phone chimes]
609
00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:28,635
[both arguing]
610
00:31:51,535 --> 00:31:54,785
Collin feels awful about this,
but we are right on schedule.
611
00:31:54,872 --> 00:31:56,122
You need to lose the mask
612
00:31:56,206 --> 00:31:57,456
in case somebody takes a picture.
613
00:31:57,541 --> 00:32:00,751
If I'm gonna keep my base,
I need to avoid masks like the plague.
614
00:32:01,754 --> 00:32:02,674
[grunts]
615
00:32:04,715 --> 00:32:07,965
I guess your snowflake son
forgot to tell you to pick up the coffee.
616
00:32:08,052 --> 00:32:10,052
We'll have to stop.
617
00:32:10,137 --> 00:32:12,347
So much for being on schedule.
618
00:32:14,183 --> 00:32:15,483
[♪ "Memphis Soul Stew"
by King Curtis continues]
619
00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:21,111
No texting and driving.
620
00:32:23,192 --> 00:32:24,322
Gonna run somebody over.
621
00:32:24,401 --> 00:32:26,281
I don't need that shit
on my Wikipedia page.
622
00:32:29,782 --> 00:32:31,452
[engine revs]
623
00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:33,543
[engine whirring]
624
00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:48,795
[♪ "Memphis Soul Stew"
by King Curtis continues]
625
00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:55,354
[beeps]
626
00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:15,486
[horn honking]
627
00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:16,407
Let's go!
628
00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:19,115
Jack is gonna have the Congresswoman
in the dead zone in ten minutes!
629
00:33:20,249 --> 00:33:21,499
What the hell are you wearing?
630
00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:24,593
The hottest time me and Stan ever did it
was in the '80s.
631
00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:27,630
I was workin' for a regional airline,
and he was on one of my flights.
632
00:33:27,715 --> 00:33:29,965
I was just feelin' nostalgic.
633
00:33:30,050 --> 00:33:31,300
[inhales deeply]
634
00:33:31,385 --> 00:33:35,305
If you breathe in deep, you can
still smell the Drakkar Noir and jet fuel.
635
00:33:35,389 --> 00:33:36,429
Get in the car!
636
00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:38,515
[♪ "Memphis Soul Stew"
by King Curtis continues]
637
00:33:40,477 --> 00:33:42,187
[tires screech]
638
00:33:43,981 --> 00:33:46,611
Hi, yeah, I need something
called a latte.
639
00:33:46,692 --> 00:33:47,652
What kind of milk?
640
00:33:47,735 --> 00:33:48,775
Uh...
641
00:33:48,861 --> 00:33:50,111
White.
642
00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:52,605
She doesn't strike me
as a chocolate milk type.
643
00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:53,738
Not a lot of whimsy.
644
00:33:53,824 --> 00:33:54,874
What kind of white?
645
00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:58,750
We have whole milk, skin milk,
almond milk, oat milk...
646
00:33:58,829 --> 00:34:00,119
[both grunting]
647
00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:03,325
[Gloria]
Kick her ass, Linda!
648
00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:06,627
2% milk, 1% milk, plant milk...
649
00:34:06,712 --> 00:34:09,342
Tony!
650
00:34:09,423 --> 00:34:12,593
Hazelnut milk,
macadamia milk, banana milk,
651
00:34:12,676 --> 00:34:16,966
rice milk, coconut milk,
hemp milk, buttermilk,
652
00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:21,225
camel's milk, quinoa milk,
raw milk, flax milk,
653
00:34:21,310 --> 00:34:23,270
cashew milk, goat milk...
654
00:34:23,353 --> 00:34:25,113
[♪ "Memphis Soul Stew"
by King Curtis continues]
655
00:34:25,189 --> 00:34:27,189
[panting]
656
00:34:29,026 --> 00:34:33,946
[grunts] Be careful. They were out
of all those little coffee cup tube tops.
657
00:34:34,031 --> 00:34:35,821
[grunts]
658
00:34:35,908 --> 00:34:37,278
[engine revs]
659
00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:39,697
I'm not saying the virus is a good thing,
660
00:34:39,787 --> 00:34:43,287
but the herd does need thinning
and it's mostly killing old people.
661
00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:45,708
Hang on, Grandma.
662
00:34:45,793 --> 00:34:48,463
This is disgusting.
This is not what I ordered.
663
00:34:48,545 --> 00:34:49,455
It's not?
664
00:34:49,546 --> 00:34:52,586
Well, I got the biggest size.
You said you wanted a lot.
665
00:34:52,674 --> 00:34:55,184
A latte! I said I wanted "a latte"!
666
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:56,550
We have to turn around.
667
00:34:56,637 --> 00:34:58,967
Oh, I'm sorry, we can't do that.
We're runnin' a little late.
668
00:34:59,056 --> 00:35:01,806
Or latte.
Whatever pronunciation you prefer.
669
00:35:06,855 --> 00:35:09,185
[♪ "Talk About the Good Times"
by Jerry Reed plays]
670
00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:13,364
I think you got a long eyelash
or a short pube trapped in there.
671
00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:16,445
Doesn't matter.
Stan's not gonna get that close to it.
672
00:35:16,532 --> 00:35:18,782
[sighs] 9:15 submarine.
673
00:35:18,867 --> 00:35:20,657
-What?
-Nothing.
674
00:35:20,744 --> 00:35:23,124
No word from Jack.
It's go time.
675
00:35:23,205 --> 00:35:26,415
Let's answer these security questions
and get the account number.
676
00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,540
First pet: Bailey.
677
00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,957
Car: Dodge Neon.
678
00:35:31,046 --> 00:35:33,256
Favorite song...
679
00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:36,590
Shit. Is it "Groove Is in the Heart"
or "Groove Is in the Soul"?
680
00:35:36,677 --> 00:35:37,797
Barb.
681
00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:39,426
Barb, look at the essay.
What's the song?
682
00:35:39,513 --> 00:35:42,563
Are you sure there's not a way to do this
that doesn't involve Stan?
683
00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:43,561
What?
684
00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:46,402
Now that I've been talkin' to him more,
I just... I feel guilty.
685
00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:47,308
Give me the essay.
686
00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:49,863
Just promise me he won't get fired.
687
00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:51,230
He's not gonna get fired.
688
00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:53,646
We have to do this now
or we're gonna miss our window.
689
00:35:54,778 --> 00:35:56,448
You promise?
690
00:35:56,530 --> 00:35:58,200
Ow! Ow!
691
00:35:58,282 --> 00:36:00,082
Ow! Why does it always
have to come to this?!
692
00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:04,365
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[chuckles]
693
00:36:04,454 --> 00:36:07,794
Grandma, you can't say that word anymore.
694
00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:11,455
I understand that you met one once.
It doesn't matter.
695
00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:17,433
[siren wails]
696
00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:21,009
I'm not saying it's not funny,
you just need to find a different word.
697
00:36:22,014 --> 00:36:23,144
No, that one's worse.
698
00:36:23,223 --> 00:36:24,393
Oh, shit.
699
00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:26,024
You got a cop behind you.
700
00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:27,641
No, not you, Grandma.
701
00:36:27,728 --> 00:36:28,898
You better pull over.
702
00:36:28,979 --> 00:36:31,399
I will. Just lookin' for a safe spot.
703
00:36:31,481 --> 00:36:33,821
I think I saw a winery up ahead
that had a parking lot.
704
00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:35,686
-[screams]
-Give me!
705
00:36:35,777 --> 00:36:38,407
[both grunting]
706
00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:40,528
-[screams]
-[grunts]
707
00:36:40,616 --> 00:36:41,776
Ugh, gross, it's warm.
708
00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:44,037
You didn't have to mess up my hair.
709
00:36:44,119 --> 00:36:47,409
All right, Lucia's favorite song
is "Groove Is in the Heart."
710
00:36:47,497 --> 00:36:48,537
"Groove Is in the Heart."
711
00:36:48,624 --> 00:36:50,424
[exhales deeply] All right.
712
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:53,300
Say a prayer.
Here goes nothin'.
713
00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:56,721
[siren wailing]
714
00:36:56,798 --> 00:36:59,338
[Paula] No, I can't
turn the noise down, Grandma.
715
00:36:59,426 --> 00:37:02,046
-[phone beeping]
-Grandma?
716
00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:03,807
Shit, I lost her.
717
00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:04,849
You lost her?
718
00:37:04,932 --> 00:37:06,432
You better pull over now.
719
00:37:06,516 --> 00:37:08,016
I'm pullin' over. I'm pullin' over.
720
00:37:08,101 --> 00:37:10,101
[siren wailing]
721
00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:16,113
[Spanish accent]
Excuse me.
722
00:37:16,193 --> 00:37:18,153
I need to talk to a manager
right away.
723
00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:20,316
Stan O'Malley, Semi-Regional Manager.
724
00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:23,575
I was just checking online
and my balance is off.
725
00:37:23,659 --> 00:37:25,619
It is not right.
There has been a mistake.
726
00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:28,372
Uh, no need to panic. We get this a lot.
727
00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:31,075
Often a spouse makes a withdrawal
without your knowledge
728
00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:32,456
and the balance is a little lower than...
729
00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:34,882
No, no, it is not lower.
It is higher.
730
00:37:34,962 --> 00:37:36,842
Like, way higher.
731
00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:38,472
Two million dollars too high.
732
00:37:38,548 --> 00:37:43,258
Oh, my. Okay, well, let me
get into your account and take a look-see.
733
00:37:43,345 --> 00:37:45,505
I'll need your account number and an ID.
734
00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:48,517
And I'll need to take a peek
under that mask to verify your identity.
735
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,770
No problem.
736
00:37:56,441 --> 00:37:57,821
This virus has me so worried.
737
00:37:57,901 --> 00:38:00,901
I take care of my mother
and if I was to bring this home to her,
738
00:38:00,988 --> 00:38:02,988
I would never forgive myself.
739
00:38:04,825 --> 00:38:08,035
I know how you feel.
I take care of my mom, too.
740
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,830
One Covid germ at the tip of my finger
when I'm scraping
741
00:38:10,914 --> 00:38:13,544
the gummy fish off her teeth
and that's it.
742
00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:14,455
Ah.
743
00:38:14,543 --> 00:38:16,133
Sorry for all of this.
744
00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:17,881
I had to give my ID
at the pharmacy
745
00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:21,593
and the girl that I handed it to,
she had a nasty cough, so...
746
00:38:21,675 --> 00:38:25,135
Uh, actually, okay, that's fine.
Just... I can see it from there.
747
00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:28,390
No, you don't need to take your mask off.
I can tell it's you from the eyes.
748
00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:31,183
Okay. Thank you.
Account number?
749
00:38:32,686 --> 00:38:35,306
Get your license out.
I'm already running late.
750
00:38:35,397 --> 00:38:37,817
I don't have a...
I mean, I forgot my...
751
00:38:37,899 --> 00:38:39,529
What do you think the cop is waiting for?
752
00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:43,279
Probably running the plates to make sure
the car wasn't reported stolen.
753
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,833
You ever work out
with those giant rubber bands?
754
00:38:47,909 --> 00:38:49,409
They're pretty strong, right?
755
00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:51,334
[indistinct radio transmission]
756
00:38:51,413 --> 00:38:53,173
I mean, if you accidentally got 'em
wrapped around your wrists
757
00:38:53,248 --> 00:38:56,328
and your ankles,
do you think you could chew your way free?
758
00:38:57,210 --> 00:38:58,710
[indistinct radio transmission]
759
00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:03,048
[Southern accent] I'm gonna need you
to step out of the vehicle, sir.
760
00:39:03,133 --> 00:39:03,973
[rooster crows]
761
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:07,510
[tape rewinding]
762
00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:09,096
They had to change the plan.
763
00:39:09,181 --> 00:39:12,101
All you gotta do
is read the script when Gloria calls.
764
00:39:13,310 --> 00:39:15,440
Can you read... it?
765
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:16,770
Sure. I'm a good reader.
766
00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:20,315
I got a perfect score
on the verbal section of the SAT.
767
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,990
Zero on the math, though.
768
00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:24,819
They say it's never been done
before or since.
769
00:39:24,905 --> 00:39:25,855
Hi, Larry.
770
00:39:25,947 --> 00:39:30,077
Keys on the peg board so you don't pop
the plastic safety bubble.
771
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:31,950
Thanks for being a hero.
772
00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:33,457
[door closes]
773
00:39:38,335 --> 00:39:41,085
You think you can keep that cop busy
for a couple hours?
774
00:39:41,171 --> 00:39:43,421
They don't call me Wiggles for nothing.
775
00:39:43,507 --> 00:39:47,297
[rock music plays]
776
00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:50,305
Well, I thought they called you Wiggles
'cause you wore wigs.
777
00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:52,018
It's a homonym.
778
00:39:53,016 --> 00:39:54,136
Oh.
779
00:39:55,227 --> 00:39:56,847
You actually thought this was a good idea?
780
00:39:56,937 --> 00:39:58,607
Better than tryin' to hold traffic
for 20 minutes
781
00:39:58,688 --> 00:40:00,398
in a bedazzled butterfly vest? Yeah.
782
00:40:00,482 --> 00:40:03,032
Plus, I know way more
about cops than flagmen.
783
00:40:03,110 --> 00:40:04,400
Excuse me. Hi, Officer.
784
00:40:04,486 --> 00:40:08,066
I'm a US. Congresswoman and I'm on my way
to a very important meeting.
785
00:40:08,156 --> 00:40:11,236
[Southern accent] Ma'am,
I'm in the middle of an investigation.
786
00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:15,326
I'm gonna need you to keep
your head and your arms in the vehicle.
787
00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,834
Gloria's gonna need
at least ten minutes in the bank.
788
00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:20,287
How the hell you plannin' on keep...
789
00:40:20,377 --> 00:40:22,377
[Southern accent]
Sir, have you been drinkin'?
790
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:26,130
Okay, here it is.
791
00:40:26,216 --> 00:40:28,426
You had a large deposit
from an auction house.
792
00:40:28,510 --> 00:40:29,640
Did you sell something recently?
793
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:33,269
[Spanish accent] My papa died
and we sold off all of his horse statues,
794
00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:35,678
but we only got 25,400.
795
00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:36,767
[chuckles] Okay.
796
00:40:36,852 --> 00:40:41,522
Well, here we go, then.
They accidentally deposited $2,540,000.
797
00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:42,976
How is that even possible?
798
00:40:43,066 --> 00:40:44,476
Probably a sticky zero key.
799
00:40:44,568 --> 00:40:45,608
Happened to me once.
800
00:40:45,694 --> 00:40:49,954
I accidentally sent my sister
a gift card for $500 instead of 50.
801
00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:51,201
Still didn't get a thank you.
802
00:40:51,283 --> 00:40:52,283
Oh.
803
00:40:54,995 --> 00:40:57,655
I like your tie, Daddy.
804
00:40:57,747 --> 00:41:02,127
[whispers] I'd like it even more
balled up in my mouth.
805
00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:04,550
[chuckles]
806
00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:07,759
Barb. Oh...
807
00:41:07,841 --> 00:41:09,841
Wow, you look, uh...
808
00:41:09,926 --> 00:41:12,756
Just like I did that time
we got busy in the bathroom?
809
00:41:12,846 --> 00:41:15,346
Allegheny Airlines flight 853 to Scranton.
810
00:41:15,432 --> 00:41:18,192
Short flight, but a long ride,
as I recall.
811
00:41:18,268 --> 00:41:20,308
I can still feel the turbulence.
So naughty!
812
00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:24,265
You're the naughty one
with that sexy call...
813
00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:25,897
Oh, my God.
814
00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:27,944
I can see the nipple ring.
815
00:41:28,028 --> 00:41:31,738
I saw a bump under your shirt before,
but I just thought you had tall moles.
816
00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:33,453
I'm going to call the auction house.
817
00:41:33,533 --> 00:41:38,003
How about you take me into the vault
and put a huge deposit into my box.
818
00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:39,749
You know, like a safety deposit...
819
00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,251
No, I got it. Um...
820
00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:43,503
I need to speak to somebody
in the accounting department.
821
00:41:43,585 --> 00:41:47,165
Look, uh, I'm in the middle
of a situation here with a customer.
822
00:41:47,255 --> 00:41:48,295
I knew it.
823
00:41:49,174 --> 00:41:51,134
Pierce all the nipples you want,
824
00:41:51,218 --> 00:41:53,848
you're still
a boring bean-counter at heart.
825
00:41:53,929 --> 00:41:55,099
Uh, Barb, wait.
826
00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,140
You know, you talk a big game, Stan,
827
00:41:57,224 --> 00:41:59,644
but when it comes down to it,
you're not spontaneous.
828
00:41:59,726 --> 00:42:03,096
I can't be with a man who thinks
with his calculator instead of his pecker.
829
00:42:03,188 --> 00:42:04,018
[Wiggles] Hello?
830
00:42:04,105 --> 00:42:07,525
I'm going to put you on the phone
with the bank manager, Donna.
831
00:42:07,609 --> 00:42:09,029
He's going to save your job.
832
00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:11,030
It's Donna from the auction house.
833
00:42:11,112 --> 00:42:12,952
They're having a problem
with their hold music.
834
00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:14,491
It's bleeding into the call.
835
00:42:14,574 --> 00:42:16,874
[grunts] Barb, ten minutes, please.
836
00:42:16,952 --> 00:42:18,332
I'll give you three.
837
00:42:18,411 --> 00:42:21,581
And then all this yumminess
walks out for good.
838
00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:25,838
Hello, this is Stan O'Malley,
Semi-Regional Manager,
839
00:42:25,919 --> 00:42:27,129
Second Union Trust.
840
00:42:27,212 --> 00:42:29,922
Hi. Lucia just explained
the mistake I made,
841
00:42:30,006 --> 00:42:32,876
and I'm hoping we can fix it
before my boss finds out
842
00:42:32,968 --> 00:42:33,968
and I get into a lot of trouble.
843
00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:35,932
Yep. Yeah, sounds good.
844
00:42:36,012 --> 00:42:39,352
Uh, let's punch some numbers
and get it done.
845
00:42:43,687 --> 00:42:46,977
[Southern accent] All right, sir,
I'm gonna need you to stand on one foot
846
00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:49,935
and say the alphabet backwards,
startin' from the letter T.
847
00:42:50,026 --> 00:42:51,896
[chuckles]
848
00:42:51,987 --> 00:42:53,407
[indistinct radio transmission]
849
00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:55,368
T... S... R...
850
00:42:55,448 --> 00:42:57,278
-Backwards!
-[groans]
851
00:42:57,367 --> 00:42:58,987
That was backwards, asshole!
852
00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:00,117
-[siren wailing]
-[grunts]
853
00:43:00,203 --> 00:43:03,543
Still think stealin' a cop car
was a good idea?
854
00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:05,833
-[siren wailing]
-[Jack] Freeze.
855
00:43:07,961 --> 00:43:09,251
[brakes screech]
856
00:43:12,132 --> 00:43:16,302
We got a high-speed chase coming this way
and we need help setting up a roadblock!
857
00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:19,259
Come on, let's go!
858
00:43:19,347 --> 00:43:21,727
Duty calls.
I gotta help my boys in khaki.
859
00:43:21,808 --> 00:43:24,098
Put your hands on the hood
till I get back.
860
00:43:26,354 --> 00:43:29,904
[siren wailing]
861
00:43:31,443 --> 00:43:35,993
[Wiggles]
Four, three, seven, two, five, one.
862
00:43:36,072 --> 00:43:37,032
[Stan]
Okay, got it.
863
00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:38,985
And you're sure
you don't want me to deposit it
864
00:43:39,075 --> 00:43:40,825
into the same account
it came from?
865
00:43:42,495 --> 00:43:45,205
I think you said it needed
to go to accounts receivable
866
00:43:45,290 --> 00:43:47,330
so your boss doesn't find out, right?
867
00:43:47,417 --> 00:43:49,287
Yes, right.
868
00:43:49,377 --> 00:43:50,337
What she said.
869
00:43:50,420 --> 00:43:52,630
[man]
Come on, face forward.
870
00:43:52,714 --> 00:43:54,594
[Wiggles]
Oh, shit. I gotta go. Uh...
871
00:43:54,674 --> 00:43:56,934
My boss is coming.
Thank you so much.
872
00:44:00,722 --> 00:44:04,062
Let's go! I've got a very important
meeting about the Covid vaccine.
873
00:44:04,142 --> 00:44:07,482
If I'm late, Bernie's gonna give away
free college tuition with every shot.
874
00:44:07,562 --> 00:44:11,152
Yeah, uh, listen...
the cop was right.
875
00:44:11,232 --> 00:44:12,072
I have been drinking.
876
00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:12,980
It's 9:00 in the morning.
877
00:44:13,068 --> 00:44:15,238
Well, I was nervous
to meet a congresswoman.
878
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,450
So when Collin asked me to cover for him,
I had a few pops.
879
00:44:17,530 --> 00:44:18,370
And some Vicodin.
880
00:44:18,448 --> 00:44:21,028
You know, if I just walk around
for eight minutes or so,
881
00:44:21,117 --> 00:44:24,827
I can clear my head and then
I can get back behind the wheel.
882
00:44:24,913 --> 00:44:26,713
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
883
00:44:26,790 --> 00:44:27,620
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
884
00:44:27,707 --> 00:44:28,537
What are you doin'?
885
00:44:28,625 --> 00:44:29,955
Screw it.
I'm driving left-footed.
886
00:44:30,043 --> 00:44:30,923
-No. No.
-Wait, don't.
887
00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:32,502
I cannot allow you to endanger yourself.
888
00:44:32,587 --> 00:44:33,547
My son adorns you,
889
00:44:33,630 --> 00:44:36,300
and Congress needs someone
who'll stick up for large corporations.
890
00:44:36,383 --> 00:44:38,973
Look, I'll just look for reception.
891
00:44:39,052 --> 00:44:41,472
You stay in the car.
There's lots of bears in the area.
892
00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:43,354
They can smell your broken foot!
893
00:44:44,349 --> 00:44:47,229
Typically, corporate frowns upon
overriding the transfer limit,
894
00:44:47,310 --> 00:44:49,440
but in time-sensitive matters...
895
00:44:51,940 --> 00:44:53,780
...it's not a problem.
896
00:44:53,858 --> 00:44:56,898
Okay, transfer is complete.
897
00:44:56,986 --> 00:44:58,356
Have a great day.
898
00:45:00,365 --> 00:45:03,325
Do I have 30 seconds to splash
a little water on my nether region?
899
00:45:03,410 --> 00:45:06,500
The scooter ride to work in humidity
really took its toll.
900
00:45:06,579 --> 00:45:08,789
Make it quick.
And hit the pits, too.
901
00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:10,083
Okay.
902
00:45:10,166 --> 00:45:11,626
[groans]
903
00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:13,589
[Southern accent]
Never learn, son.
904
00:45:13,670 --> 00:45:18,470
That's the shit we train for! [laughs]
Who's with me? [laughs]
905
00:45:18,550 --> 00:45:20,840
-Hey! Get over here!
-Hey!
906
00:45:22,095 --> 00:45:24,755
[suspenseful music plays]
907
00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:32,480
[grunting]
908
00:45:32,564 --> 00:45:33,404
[farts]
909
00:45:33,481 --> 00:45:34,321
Sorry.
910
00:45:34,399 --> 00:45:35,399
It happens.
911
00:45:36,901 --> 00:45:39,901
[siren wailing]
912
00:45:41,448 --> 00:45:43,278
[tires screech]
913
00:45:43,366 --> 00:45:45,326
Get in.
Wiggles can't wiggle forever.
914
00:45:45,410 --> 00:45:47,120
I thought they called her that
'cause she wore wigs.
915
00:45:47,203 --> 00:45:49,293
-It's a homo-limb.
-Ah.
916
00:45:49,372 --> 00:45:51,372
[siren wailing]
917
00:45:51,458 --> 00:45:55,038
Show... me... the money.
918
00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:01,928
[phone rings]
919
00:46:02,010 --> 00:46:02,840
Oh, oh, oh...
920
00:46:02,927 --> 00:46:04,137
Did we do it?
921
00:46:04,220 --> 00:46:05,050
Yes!
922
00:46:05,138 --> 00:46:07,178
-Yes! Yes!
-Yes! Yes!
923
00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:08,265
[laughs] Yes!
924
00:46:08,349 --> 00:46:10,189
[Barb]
Yes! Yes!
925
00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:13,938
[Stan, sing-songy] Yes!
926
00:46:14,022 --> 00:46:16,192
[phone chiming]
927
00:46:16,274 --> 00:46:19,074
[laughs] Oh, yes!
928
00:46:19,152 --> 00:46:20,152
[phone chiming]
929
00:46:20,278 --> 00:46:21,148
No.
930
00:46:21,237 --> 00:46:22,107
[phone chiming]
931
00:46:22,197 --> 00:46:23,027
No.
932
00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:23,954
[phone chiming]
933
00:46:24,032 --> 00:46:25,872
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
934
00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:27,330
[phone rings]
935
00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:28,620
Your father's an asshole!
936
00:46:28,703 --> 00:46:31,083
[Collin]
That's not my father! It's the FBI!
937
00:46:31,164 --> 00:46:32,004
They came to my house!
938
00:46:32,081 --> 00:46:35,291
They said something about tax fraud and
you hiding money in a secret bank account.
939
00:46:35,376 --> 00:46:37,336
-You need to...
-[Brett grunts]
940
00:46:37,420 --> 00:46:40,130
I'm coming!
I have to do this first!
941
00:46:40,215 --> 00:46:41,165
They're on to me.
942
00:46:41,257 --> 00:46:43,547
The bank...
the feds must have seized my assets.
943
00:46:43,635 --> 00:46:46,465
[siren wailing]
944
00:46:46,554 --> 00:46:47,564
[whispers]
Deep state.
945
00:46:47,639 --> 00:46:49,469
They even know how you lied
to your housekeeper about
946
00:46:49,557 --> 00:46:50,807
paying for her kid's college.
947
00:46:50,892 --> 00:46:54,232
Stop talking!
Deep state is listening!
948
00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:57,322
[siren wailing]
949
00:47:02,612 --> 00:47:06,202
-Whoo!
-Whoo!
950
00:47:12,705 --> 00:47:14,615
[♪ "Groove Is in the Heart"
by Deee-Lite plays]
951
00:47:16,042 --> 00:47:16,882
Hey!
952
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:17,790
Hey!
953
00:47:17,877 --> 00:47:20,207
Hello! Guess who stole a cop car today!
954
00:47:20,296 --> 00:47:22,416
-What?!
-This animal stole a cop car!
955
00:47:22,507 --> 00:47:23,467
Worked like a charm!
956
00:47:23,550 --> 00:47:25,300
-Like a charm!
-Like a charm!
957
00:47:25,385 --> 00:47:26,675
I can't believe we pulled this off!
958
00:47:26,761 --> 00:47:28,051
What do you mean
you can't believe we pulled this off?
959
00:47:28,137 --> 00:47:29,217
You told me you were sure
it was gonna work.
960
00:47:29,305 --> 00:47:30,555
-I lied!
-You lied?!
961
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:31,850
-I lied!
-She lied!
962
00:47:31,933 --> 00:47:32,773
[all laugh]
963
00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:36,400
Well, let's just say
I did not penalize Stan
964
00:47:36,479 --> 00:47:39,189
for his early withdrawal!
965
00:47:39,274 --> 00:47:40,324
[all] Oh!
966
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:43,190
[♪ "Groove Is in the Heart"
by Deee-Lite plays louder]
967
00:47:53,621 --> 00:47:55,791
[all]
You can read!
968
00:47:57,834 --> 00:47:59,844
[♪ "Groove Is in the Heart"
by Deee-Lite continues]
969
00:49:03,441 --> 00:49:07,321
You have made my day.
That's so wonderful you're coming.
970
00:49:07,403 --> 00:49:08,663
I know, right?
971
00:49:08,738 --> 00:49:10,738
But I'm driving,
so it'll be about a week.
972
00:49:10,823 --> 00:49:14,413
Don't go through Missouri.
It's a dangerous shithole. Just go around.
973
00:49:15,370 --> 00:49:18,460
A Waffle House cook
flirted with me outside of St. Louis.
974
00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:21,669
Your father thinks he was
in a human trafficking gang.
975
00:49:21,751 --> 00:49:23,381
-His tattoos told a story.
-[sighs]
976
00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:26,421
Jack, take I-40
if you want your woman alive.
977
00:49:26,506 --> 00:49:30,006
Well, actually,
I don't know if Gloria's comin' or not.
978
00:49:30,093 --> 00:49:31,223
I still haven't asked her.
979
00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:33,472
Son, you have to nut up.
980
00:49:33,554 --> 00:49:35,064
-What?
-Nut up.
981
00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:36,679
I heard it on a TV program.
982
00:49:36,766 --> 00:49:38,056
Uh, well, okay.
983
00:49:38,142 --> 00:49:39,602
I mean, I'm trying.
984
00:49:39,686 --> 00:49:42,396
But every time I look her in the eye,
I chicken out.
985
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:46,360
Talking was a lot easier when we could
just whisper things through the toilet.
986
00:49:46,442 --> 00:49:49,902
Son, if you don't find a way
to ask this girl to come with you,
987
00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:53,447
you are going to lose her forever,
so nut up.
988
00:49:53,533 --> 00:49:54,413
Please stop saying that.
989
00:49:54,492 --> 00:49:56,292
[knocking on door]
990
00:49:56,369 --> 00:49:59,209
Hey, I'll call you back when
I know more details. I love you both.
991
00:49:59,288 --> 00:50:00,918
We love you, too,
Jackie boy.
992
00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:03,248
Love you, son.
[whispers] Avoid Missouri.
993
00:50:04,752 --> 00:50:06,172
What's this?
994
00:50:06,254 --> 00:50:09,014
Everything you need
to start your new life.
995
00:50:09,090 --> 00:50:11,930
A driver's license, passport,
Social Security number,
996
00:50:12,009 --> 00:50:14,009
a teaching certificate...
the works.
997
00:50:14,846 --> 00:50:16,176
Whoa.
998
00:50:17,598 --> 00:50:19,848
I thought you said
this was gonna take a while.
999
00:50:21,144 --> 00:50:24,864
Well, I couldn't let you be someone else
before I got what I needed from Jack.
1000
00:50:24,939 --> 00:50:27,319
Nice to meet you, Rick Ensor.
1001
00:50:28,443 --> 00:50:30,533
Nice to meet me, too.
1002
00:50:30,611 --> 00:50:32,411
Rick Enzzer.
1003
00:50:32,488 --> 00:50:33,318
En-sor.
1004
00:50:33,990 --> 00:50:36,620
I'll have to nail that down
before I get to San Diego.
1005
00:50:39,162 --> 00:50:42,122
Yeah, San Diego.
1006
00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:45,588
You're gonna be a great teacher.
1007
00:50:45,668 --> 00:50:47,298
Thanks.
1008
00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:49,588
And you're gonna be great in, uh...
1009
00:50:49,672 --> 00:50:50,722
Where'd you say you were going again?
1010
00:50:50,798 --> 00:50:51,798
I'm thinking Miami.
1011
00:50:51,883 --> 00:50:53,633
Oh, Miami.
1012
00:50:54,844 --> 00:50:56,474
The grapefruit city.
1013
00:50:56,554 --> 00:50:58,684
Swim town.
1014
00:50:58,765 --> 00:51:00,765
The party in America's basement.
1015
00:51:00,850 --> 00:51:05,230
They don't call it any of those things,
but yeah, the beaches, the nightlife...
1016
00:51:05,313 --> 00:51:07,403
I've got some leads on
some wealthy marks I can work.
1017
00:51:07,482 --> 00:51:10,992
It's kind of been my dream to live there.
1018
00:51:11,986 --> 00:51:15,196
Yeah. Okay. Well, cool.
1019
00:51:16,199 --> 00:51:17,829
That sounds like a plan.
1020
00:51:17,909 --> 00:51:18,869
Mm-hmm.
1021
00:51:20,161 --> 00:51:21,201
Or...
1022
00:51:22,205 --> 00:51:23,245
Or... what?
1023
00:51:23,331 --> 00:51:28,381
Or...lando is also
a lovely place to live in Florida.
1024
00:51:28,461 --> 00:51:32,511
But then I figured Miami's better,
so I stopped myself from saying it.
1025
00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:33,800
[chuckles]
1026
00:51:35,218 --> 00:51:36,928
Right.
1027
00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:39,851
Well, I gotta start packing.
1028
00:51:42,725 --> 00:51:44,725
[slow instrumental music plays]
1029
00:52:06,833 --> 00:52:09,093
Hey, boo, you there?
1030
00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:16,381
Yeah. Yeah, Papi, I'm here.
1031
00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:18,587
I was just thinkin'...
1032
00:52:18,678 --> 00:52:20,718
I know Miami is your dream
1033
00:52:20,805 --> 00:52:24,265
with all the nightlife and, uh, fish,
I think you said.
1034
00:52:24,350 --> 00:52:26,350
You wanna come with me?
1035
00:52:26,435 --> 00:52:29,225
[stammers]
1036
00:52:29,313 --> 00:52:30,153
Is that crazy?
1037
00:52:30,231 --> 00:52:32,571
No. I just...
1038
00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:33,780
I wasn't expecting you...
1039
00:52:33,860 --> 00:52:35,900
I should have said something earlier,
but this is hard,
1040
00:52:35,987 --> 00:52:38,317
and I don't know why
because we talk about other things,
1041
00:52:38,406 --> 00:52:40,986
but I don't know, this is...
1042
00:52:41,075 --> 00:52:42,075
This is, um...
1043
00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:44,579
It's weird. I hear you.
1044
00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:45,832
This wall helps.
1045
00:52:45,913 --> 00:52:48,173
Oh, no, it's a godsend.
[chuckles]
1046
00:52:48,249 --> 00:52:50,839
Look, I think we make
a pretty good team.
1047
00:52:50,918 --> 00:52:53,458
And not just with crime.
1048
00:52:53,546 --> 00:52:55,836
Even though it never happened,
1049
00:52:55,923 --> 00:52:58,633
the night we slept together
was pretty great.
1050
00:52:59,635 --> 00:53:02,595
I-I thought so, too.
I just wasn't...
1051
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:05,770
It was the best thing
that never happened to me in my life.
1052
00:53:05,850 --> 00:53:07,520
It was great.
1053
00:53:07,602 --> 00:53:11,312
Look, I know I keep thinking,
yes, Miami is the dream,
1054
00:53:11,397 --> 00:53:15,027
but maybe the dream
is just missing something, you know?
1055
00:53:15,109 --> 00:53:18,069
Unless you came... a while.
1056
00:53:25,661 --> 00:53:27,461
Tap, tap. Is this thing on?
1057
00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:29,538
Yes, it is.
1058
00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:32,125
[sighs]
1059
00:53:33,836 --> 00:53:35,126
You'd have a blast.
1060
00:53:36,130 --> 00:53:40,470
We could keep ripping off bad people
and giving free stuff to nice people.
1061
00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:41,391
I love that.
1062
00:53:42,386 --> 00:53:43,846
Yeah, we could.
1063
00:53:45,890 --> 00:53:47,480
It's just...
1064
00:53:47,558 --> 00:53:50,388
Well, there's my parents and teaching...
1065
00:53:51,938 --> 00:53:54,648
And I'm not a criminal.
1066
00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:57,152
What if you came with me
to San Diego?
1067
00:53:57,234 --> 00:54:02,324
You might also love
not doing crime... perhaps.
1068
00:54:03,908 --> 00:54:04,908
You know? [chuckles]
1069
00:54:07,912 --> 00:54:09,462
Tap, tap, tap.
1070
00:54:11,415 --> 00:54:15,205
So I'd be your girlfriend
and we would double-date
1071
00:54:15,294 --> 00:54:17,384
with your parents
to early bird dinners?
1072
00:54:17,463 --> 00:54:22,303
[chuckles] Well, I don't know
if it'd be that glamorous, but yeah.
1073
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:30,690
I think...
1074
00:54:34,522 --> 00:54:37,692
I think you deserve to live the life
that you've been dreaming of.
1075
00:54:38,693 --> 00:54:40,863
And I deserve to live my dreams, too.
1076
00:54:45,449 --> 00:54:46,949
And it sounds like maybe...
1077
00:54:48,077 --> 00:54:50,407
Maybe our dreams are a little bit too...
1078
00:54:52,039 --> 00:54:52,869
Different.
1079
00:54:57,420 --> 00:54:59,420
[sighs]
1080
00:55:02,675 --> 00:55:04,585
Hey, before we take off,
1081
00:55:04,677 --> 00:55:06,927
there is one more fun thing
we should do together.
1082
00:55:08,014 --> 00:55:10,734
Oh. Okay. Uh...
1083
00:55:10,808 --> 00:55:12,558
You want me to come over there
or should I just try to force it through?
1084
00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:14,403
No, no, not that.
1085
00:55:14,478 --> 00:55:15,898
At least not yet.
1086
00:55:17,023 --> 00:55:19,323
We have some
unfinished business first.
1087
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:21,400
[upbeat music plays]
1088
00:55:27,825 --> 00:55:28,825
[sighs]
1089
00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:39,047
Paco. You won the contest.
1090
00:55:39,128 --> 00:55:41,458
You won the contest!
1091
00:55:41,547 --> 00:55:45,257
And there's a check in here
for $10,000! [laughs]
1092
00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:47,802
That says $100,000!
1093
00:55:47,887 --> 00:55:53,427
[gasps] $100,000!
Ay, Dios mio! Oh!
1094
00:55:53,517 --> 00:55:58,187
This is why we pray, Paco.
This is why we pray.
1095
00:56:03,319 --> 00:56:04,989
Melvin, thanks for driving.
1096
00:56:05,071 --> 00:56:05,911
You're a good friend, Melvin.
1097
00:56:05,988 --> 00:56:08,528
Yeah, yeah. This is bullshit.
1098
00:56:08,616 --> 00:56:13,326
What kind of God allows you people
to steal my money and my toilet paper,
1099
00:56:13,412 --> 00:56:16,752
steal my girl, jack up my truck
using it to kidnap a man,
1100
00:56:16,832 --> 00:56:21,172
and then that same guy makes you all rich
with a winning goddamn lotto ticket?
1101
00:56:21,253 --> 00:56:25,383
Well, he works in mysterious ways,
but you bring up a good point.
1102
00:56:25,466 --> 00:56:26,506
I'll pay for gas.
1103
00:56:26,592 --> 00:56:28,342
Oh, you're payin' for more than gas.
1104
00:56:28,427 --> 00:56:31,217
You're payin' for meals,
hotels, and snacks.
1105
00:56:31,305 --> 00:56:32,965
I like a premium nut mix.
1106
00:56:33,057 --> 00:56:34,387
[clicks tongue]
1107
00:56:34,475 --> 00:56:35,805
So nice to meet you.
1108
00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:38,653
Thank you for being such a great partner
to my celly and friend.
1109
00:56:38,729 --> 00:56:41,939
I hope someday I can find a love
as great as you two have.
1110
00:56:42,024 --> 00:56:43,444
Ah, you will, Jeff.
1111
00:56:43,526 --> 00:56:45,736
I don't like white guys,
but some people still do.
1112
00:56:45,820 --> 00:56:48,320
So... hang in there.
1113
00:56:51,534 --> 00:56:53,704
Rooster. I'm gonna miss you, man.
1114
00:56:53,786 --> 00:56:56,076
You're like my brother
from another mother.
1115
00:56:56,163 --> 00:56:59,633
Which is good 'cause my brothers
from my actual mother were psychopaths
1116
00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:02,038
who tried to feed me
cigarette butts in my sleep.
1117
00:57:02,128 --> 00:57:04,418
Well, I'm glad
we're better brothers than that.
1118
00:57:05,923 --> 00:57:06,763
Barb.
1119
00:57:06,841 --> 00:57:08,681
I know.
1120
00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:09,799
Thank you for everything.
1121
00:57:11,053 --> 00:57:12,853
Two and a half decades,
I lived in a jungle.
1122
00:57:12,930 --> 00:57:13,760
[Barb] Hmm.
1123
00:57:13,848 --> 00:57:16,728
For the first time in ages, you gave me
a chance to live in a loving home.
1124
00:57:17,852 --> 00:57:22,692
Of all the stray mutts and wounded birds
Rooster's brought home,
1125
00:57:22,773 --> 00:57:24,483
you two were my favorite.
1126
00:57:24,567 --> 00:57:25,397
Come here.
1127
00:57:27,736 --> 00:57:30,356
If you ever get sick of your real family,
1128
00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:33,657
just know you got another one
right here waitin' for ya.
1129
00:57:33,742 --> 00:57:35,452
My door's always open.
1130
00:57:35,536 --> 00:57:38,116
If it isn't,
clearly you can just break in.
1131
00:57:38,205 --> 00:57:39,955
Yeah.
1132
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:41,250
Go on.
1133
00:57:44,170 --> 00:57:46,090
-Hey.
-Hey.
1134
00:57:50,301 --> 00:57:51,471
What's this?
1135
00:57:51,552 --> 00:57:54,182
For the road.
1136
00:58:00,144 --> 00:58:01,194
[sighs]
1137
00:58:02,271 --> 00:58:03,441
[sighs]
1138
00:58:04,565 --> 00:58:05,935
-[Gloria sighs]
-[engine starts]
1139
00:58:07,776 --> 00:58:10,776
[♪ "Better Things"
by The Kinks plays]
1140
00:58:25,794 --> 00:58:27,054
A spiral staircase?
1141
00:58:27,129 --> 00:58:28,879
It's a condo you share
with old people, Jack.
1142
00:58:28,964 --> 00:58:30,344
You tryin' to get somebody killed?
1143
00:58:30,424 --> 00:58:32,434
Good lookin' out.
1144
00:58:34,595 --> 00:58:38,515
[♪ "Better Things"
by The Kinks continues]
1145
00:58:38,599 --> 00:58:41,439
[man on PA] Flight 234 to Miami
is now boarding.
1146
00:58:55,699 --> 00:58:56,739
Jack.
1147
00:58:56,825 --> 00:58:58,785
-Jack!
-Jack!
1148
00:59:08,796 --> 00:59:14,046
[no audio]
1149
00:59:19,682 --> 00:59:22,142
[♪ "Better Things"
by The Kinks continues]
1150
00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:00,720
[no audio]
1151
01:00:08,522 --> 01:00:10,572
[♪ "Better Things"
by The Kinks continues]
1152
01:00:14,987 --> 01:00:19,117
[no audio]
1153
01:00:44,224 --> 01:00:46,484
[no audio]
1154
01:01:08,457 --> 01:01:10,207
[♪ "Better Things"
by The Kinks continues]
1155
01:02:16,316 --> 01:02:18,316
[♪ "Better Things"
by The Kinks continues]
1156
01:02:36,128 --> 01:02:39,048
[♪ "Talk About the Good Times"
by Jerry Reed plays]
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