All language subtitles for EP05_ My Girlfriend is an Alien S2 [WeTV]

♪I upset you for
being willful and spoiled♪

♪But you're not showing any emotions♪

♪Until you're defeated by my cuteness♪

♪I'll then consider
leaving the solar system♪

♪The universe has gravity♪

♪You're my fatal attraction♪

♪The path of half the universe♪

♪Can't stop me♪

♪I have this homeless kind of sadness♪

♪But you're as warm as the sun♪

♪Across tens of millions of light years♪

♪Just to be loved by you♪

♪I love you like how
a satellite pursues a planet♪

♪You're the attractive danger
flying by the asteroid belt♪

♪Wandering for
tens of millions of light years♪

♪Just to be found by you
and keep you here with me♪

=My Girlfriend is an Alien S2=

=Episode 5=

Based on previous data,

(Analyzing memory bank)
Based on previous data,

(Analyzing memory bank)
I have further refined the classification.

Mr. Fang, which one
do you want to see first?

Romantic relationships.

(Romance relationship)
The women you've forgotten this time include

(Mary, 24, international model)
Mary, whom you met at the investment reception party.

She only met you once,

but she goes around claiming
you are her good brother.

(Sunny, 22, idol)
This is Sunny,

(Lovery, 23, actress)
a D-list star

who sends you pictures of
herself in swimwear all day.

She's been blocked.

This is Lovery.

(Lovery, 23, actress)
She pays to get on variety shows

to publicise your relationship with her.

That's all.

All of them have ulterior motives.

You're better off without them.

Anybody else?

(Analyzing memory bank)

Are these not enough?

What about work partners?

(Working relationship)

(Working relationship)
At work, you forgot about Ms. Chen.

Next is Ms. Wang.

On the right is Ms. Li.

Are you sure you're not
hiding anything from me?

Mr. Fang,

I'd never hide everything from you.

You know that.

What about Chai Xiaoqi?

So you found out?

I didn't mean

to leak the perfume idea.

It's because Mr. Zhou
was being sarcastic.

I got upset

and let it slip.

So,

are you telling me that
instead of Chai Xiaoqi,

you leaked the news?

Were you not asking about
who leaked the perfume idea?

I wouldn't have revealed it then.

What did you just say?

I said

I should have told you.

My image of a loyal subordinate

is ruined.

I will deduct your year-end bonus
for the next three years.

Mr. Fang, I haven't even
worked for that long.

Mr. Fang,

what exactly do you want to ask me?

Why is there no information
about Chai Xiaoqi

in the memory vault?

Ms. Chai is neither your girlfriend

nor work partner.

Her data has never even been
keyed into the memory vault.

Wait a second.

Mr. Fang,

didn't it rain just now?

Why do you still remember Ms. Chai?

Are you sure the memory vault

isn't missing any information?

The information

was given to me directly by Dr. Zhang.

There shouldn't be any mistake,

unless

you're dating in secret.

(Chai Xiaoqi, 22, how we met)

(Romance relationship, ex-girlfriend,
working as a milk tea shop staff)

(No information on family background)

You went to Los Angeles for
a three-month work trip last year.

During this time, your
heterosexual memory bank

didn't have any data update.

I think that's when

you met Chai Xiaoqi.

After all, you didn't
bring your assistant.

Nor did you contact me.

That's why no one knows about it.

I just checked the date.

On the day before you
came back to China,

it rained heavily in Los Angeles.

I guess it's because of the rain

that you forgot about her
before you came back.

Chai Xiaoqi is the daughter
of your neighbour.

It seems that she just came
back to China not long ago.

It seems she's really my ex-girlfriend.

However, I'm curious.

Why do I still remember her

after it rains this time?

Human memory needs to
be deepened continuously.

Perhaps your encounter with her

left a lasting impression on you.

On top of it, the stimulation
of a rainy day

made you recall

she's your ex-girlfriend.

The memories of these moments merge.

That's why you didn't
forget her this time.

Why would I fall for this type of girl?

You'll have to ask yourself that.

I'll mark it for you.

Dangerous individual.

(Dangerous individual)

(Sunny Apartment)

(How To Make Domineering President
Love You Part One)

(How To Make Domineering President
Love You Part Two)

Are you sure the content of the book

can help you to deal with Fang Leng?

Why do I feel that it's unreliable?

Chai told me to read it.

Then it must be useful.

Look.

(Fang Leng:
I've found out what happened.)

(I know what happened in the past.)

What does he know?

He must have remembered

that he forced me to marry him.

Isn't your wedding

a year later?

How could he possibly remember?

Then it must be

because the space and
time have messed up

after I arrived.

Think about the positive side.

Maybe

he sent it to a wrong person.

(Fang Leng:
Let's meet in the afternoon.)

Not only he did not
withdraw the message,

he even wants me to talk to him.

Does he wish to clarify things with me?

So what even if

he remembers the past?

I know what happened between us.

What do you plan to do?

Since you can only go home

with enough Hormone Element,

then I'll definitely help you.

Really?

We're husband and wife.

We share the same fate.

What?

Isn't that good?

We're already at this point.

Don't you know his character?

A merciless

and sly merchant.

Since we share the same fate,

I'll help you,

provided that you'll help me, too.

What is it?

I heard that your blood

would turn into sapphire.

I know.

It seems that this is called
Hongmen Banquet on earth

or the last supper.

Xiaoqi, how about
this? I'll go with you.

If he bullies you, I'll

use my electric shock on him.

No.

No, Xiaobu, I can't do it.

I'll do something so dangerous

by myself.

Anyway,

remember to repair your signaller

and go home.

Take good care of yourself.

Xiaoqi,

without you,

no one will praise me for being smart.

Xiaoqi.

It's all right.

Don't worry.

Everything will be fine.

Don't be scared.

Mr. Fang,

I think it's inappropriate

for me to be here.

Have you got all the stuff ready?

Yes.

If Ms. Chai said, "Let's
cherish the relationship"

and she doesn't wish to break up,

we'll give her this car key.

If she says

that she can't be bought with money,

we'll give her this bank card.

If she says true love is priceless,

give her this checkbook

for her to write any amount.

However,

I think Ms. Chai has integrity

and a unique personality.

She might not even come today.

I'm here.

What's the matter?

I finally know what kind
of person you are.

(Oh no.)

(He knows everything.)

In fact...

You just want to have me again.

What?

Have you?

Again?

Ms. Chai,

No wonder I thought you looked like

my future lady boss when I saw you.

So you guys were really in love.

She's just my ex-girlfriend.

Your ex-girlfriend?

We're married, okay?

You forced me into the marriage.

Dream on.

Ms. Chai, all right.

Don't get mad at Mr. Fang.

Mr. Fang quarrelled
with you the other day

because he thought you
leaked our fragrance plan.

Sorry, Ms. Chai.

It's all my fault

that your relationship is affected.

What do you mean?

Was that why

you screamed at me?

What else?

Nothing.

Surely, there's nothing else.

(This is great.)

(He doesn't even know my real identity.)

Anyway,

nothing will ever happen between us.

No matter how hard you try,

I'll never reconcile with you.

Rest assured.

I've never even thought about trying.

Actually, I'm not your ex
[*also sounds like "money]...

Money can buy everything.

I knew you would say that.

This is to compensate you.

What's this?

Is it worth a lot?

She thinks it's too little.

Besides these,

as long as you disappear from my sight,

I can compensate you with anything

that you want.

Really?

She's indeed a greedy person.

How about this?

I'll give you some time

to think about it.

Contact me again

when you've thought of what you want.

Compensation?

What should I ask for?

(Priceless Ex-girlfriend:
Cold President, Please Regret)

When a guy offers to make it up to you,

he's actually implying that you can

ask for more physical contact
and intimacy from him.

If that's how Fang Leng compensates you,

we'll be able to collect
Hormone Element very soon.

I'm so smart.

It's a better bargain
than that bank card.

However, why does Fang Leng think that

you are his ex-girlfriend?

He must be a playboy.

He might have mistaken
me for someone else.

Do you know how I found out?

He rejected me

as if he'd done it a hundred times.

It makes me feel that

I'm not his only girlfriend.

However, it's great that

we managed to trick Fang Leng.

Isn't it bad that I lied?

You shouldn't have lied,

but Fang Leng deserved it.

He's a bad guy who has bullied you.

That's right.

Deceiving bad people
is honesty to good people.

Xiaoqi, you are doing a good deed.

Yes, I'm doing a good deed.

Besides, when our
mission is completed,

we can go home soon.

We'll go home.

(I know how you should compensate me.)

(I want you to accompany
me to eat and go shopping)

(and be on call 24/7.)

Ms. Chai.

Ms. Chai.

Where's Fang Leng?

Mr. Fang asked me to accompany
you to eat and go shopping.

I have everything planned.

Hold on.

After we eat,

we'll watch a movie

called The Domineering Boss
Is In Love with Me.

Then, we'll go shopping.

I booked a Michelin restaurant
for dinner.

I guarantee that it'll suit your taste.

After dinner,

let's go for foot treatment,
ear picking and bone setting,

on top of aromatherapy spa.

Ms. Chai,

are you satisfied with my service?

You're too much.

Don't worry.

All the expenses today
will be paid by Mr. Fang.

He's trying to brush me off.

Ms. Chai!

Fang Leng, what should I do?

I just discovered my kitchen pipe

seems to be broken.

I can't use the kitchen.

I think you have to come and repair it.

Come quickly, I'm waiting.

Fang Leng, I think I injured my arm

while trying to repair the kitchen pipe.

It hurts.

You might have to give me a massage

in person.

Thank you. Hurry up.

What took you so long?

I'm so tired,

I can't do the repair work.

Han, maintenance at your service.

What are you doing?

You might not know,

but I'm very good at
home appliances repair.

Just leave it to me.

I didn't ask you...

Ms. Chai,

where is the broken pipe?

You're too much.

Hold on, you two.

Mr. Han ate with me last time.

This time I need help
to repair the plumbing.

Again, you asked Mr. Han to come.

Who is the one compensating me?

Future Group sells makeup.

Do I have to try every lipstick myself?

Besides,

I have sent my best staff to you

and compensated you.

Isn't that enough?

Mr. Fang,

am I your best employee?

Fine.

Since Mr. Han is doing the plumbing,

meanwhile,

you can

give me a massage.

My right hand really

hurts so badly.

Quick, massage it for me.

Mr. Han.

Master Han, the masseur,

is at your service.

Ms. Chai,

which part is unwell?

Mr...

Mr. Fang, look at her.

I can only say that with
thorough understanding,

there is no battle you can't win.

Keep going.

You can eat mine.

Xiaoqi,

are you upset?

I don't understand

why I see him less

after becoming his ex-girlfriend.

Is an ex-girlfriend like a plague?

Why is he avoiding me?

Ex-girlfriend?

(Key word, ex-girlfriend, searching)

(Result)

(Result) (5% white lotus)
Based on data analysis on earth,

(2% borrowing money) (90% back-up)
Five percent of men think that

their ex-girlfriends
are like white lotus.

It's best not to disturb them.

Three percent of men think that

ex-girlfriends are the least
expensive flirt subjects.

Meanwhile, 2% of men think that

occasionally borrowing
money from ex-girlfriend

isn't a bad idea.

The remaining 90% of men think that

compared to their current girlfriends,

ex-girlfriends are pretty good, too.

As long as you don't
delete their WeChat,

there is a possibility of
getting back together.

As for avoiding an ex-girlfriend
like she's a plague,

this can only be

because

he owes you money.

He owes me money?

He's so rich.

Why would he owe me money?

You're right.

(Fang Leng)

(Fang Leng, continue analyzing.)

(System is analyzing Fang Leng.)

Fang Leng is too complicated

for the system to analyse.

Nevermind then.

Stop thinking. Forget it.

Xiaoqi,

maybe I can ask Fang Lie.

He must know Fang Leng better than us.

Don't bother.

They're siblings.

Of course he won't tell you.

Don't worry.

He will, as long as I grant his wishes.

(Fang Lie)

(Girlfriend)

(You mentioned we should help
make our loved one's dream come true.)

(I know what to do now!)

(Girlfriend, Huapai Hotel, room 625)
Teach me what to do.

(Girlfriend, Huapai Hotel, room 625)
Why do we have to go to a hotel?

(How do boys protect themselves
out there?)

(Self-made mustard essential oil spray)

(Self-made mustard essential oil spray)
In the society nowadays,

there are more and more lusty people.

Young boys have become

a vulnerable group.

When you're outside,

especially in enclosed spaces,

you must be careful

and see if the other party is
planning something against you.

Xiaobu won't do
anything to me, will she?

Come on, hurry.

Hurry up.

Stop wasting time.

What do you mean?

Of course it's to meet
your need in love.

Wait, don't get me wrong.

I don't have any need in particular.

Don't you want to be a painter?

Starting today,

I'll teach you how to paint.

So, that's what you meant.

What else did you think it was?

Nothing.

Nothing.

There's absolutely no other meaning.

This is my mouth spray.

Are you okay?

You...

Why is he moved to tears?

Did you just say you wanted
to teach me how to draw?

Are you sure you can teach me?

Today,

I'll be your model.

Go ahead and paint.

I'll take a look at your level first.

Come on.

(I've satisfied his needs.)

(It should be okay to ask
questions now, right?)

Fang Lie,

do you have any other sibling?

Yes.

I have an older brother.

If it wasn't him,

I wouldn't have been able to
paint here with peace of mind.

We have our respective roles.

He's in charge of making
money for the family.

I'm in charge of being handsome.

You must know your brother well.

Of course.

He's my biological brother.

Of course I know him best.

Do you know if your brother

severs ties

with his ex-girlfriends

or does he have
lingering feelings for them?

(Why are we talking about
my brother out of the blue?)

(No.)

(It's definitely not that simple.)

(It must be because Xiaobu
wants to know me better,)

(but is too shy to say it.)

No matter what my brother
thinks about his ex-girlfriends,

I definitely don't
have an ex-girlfriend.

What about your brother?

What kind of girls is he attracted to?

(She still won't admit it.)

(Actually, she just wants
to know my type.)

I am very loyal.

No matter how others
try to please me,

I won't change my mind.

I'm talking about your brother.

Your brother.

(She's being shy.)

(Well, I'm not going to expose her.)

I know. I know you're
talking about my brother.

If you have any other
question about my brother,

just ask away.

It doesn't matter if my
brother likes the homely

or wilful type,

I only have eyes for my girlfriend.

Okay.

You are the best.

(She must be deeply impressed)

(by my perfect personality.)

I'm done.

Why is there only an apple?

What about me?

What do you mean by
there's only an apple?

Look.

I didn't draw the apple on the table

or the one in the bowl.

It's the apple on top of your head.

Although you're not pictured,

in fact, it has a lot to do with you.

If you don't believe me, look carefully.

See if its details

are a little different.

The perspective is wrong.

That's why the shadow
of the drawn object

varies in length.

Also, the altitude of the sun just now

obviously didn't change much.

However, the saturation
of the colours you used

are slightly lower than
the actual colours.

The most important thing is that

there's a blemish on the apple.

Where did it go?

You're an expert.

I call it reasonable
beautification process.

It allows certain
deviation from reality,

just like girls

taking selfies with the beauty filter.

There's also a slight difference

from reality.

Besides, I always paint still life.

I'm so sick of it.

I have no inspiration at all.

What's this?

Incredible glasses.

It can project any scene.

Is it that powerful?

What if I want to go to outer space?

Close your eyes.

Can I open my eyes now?

Go ahead.

This is too realistic.

It's all right. This isn't real.

Aren't you looking for inspiration?

Go ahead.

Inspiration.

Here I come.

Compared to the universe,

human beings are insignificant.

Xiaobu,

do you sometimes feel

that your existence

doesn't even matter?

Strictly speaking,

I am indeed replicable.

However, that doesn't mean
my existence is meaningless.

At home,

I am a child with caring parents

and an older brother who looks after me.

That makes me think that I'm

irreplaceable.

Now,

I can't even go back to my own house.

You just need to pluck up
your courage to go home.

However, I have to fix
my computer system.

By the way, Xiaobu,

I know a few places that
might be able to help you.

Sorry to keep you waiting.

Thanks.

Please come again.

Why is there no order

from Future Group at all?

Maybe Fang Leng won't let his staff

order takeout from our restaurant.

He's really trying his best to avoid me.

Han makes your life easier.

Mr. Han,

when will your compensation be over?

Ms. Chai,

Mr. Fang said that

as long as you'd give him up,

then everything would be back to normal.

Back to normal?

So, everything has to
start from the beginning?

Mr. Fang,

I've sorted out

Ms. Chai's requests
in the past few days.

Mr. Fang,

you didn't date anyone
because of amnesia.

Now, finally there's someone

whom you will not forget.

Why don't you consider her?

Besides,

I think Ms. Chai is warm and kind.

Most importantly, she's thick-skinned.

She never gives up after
being rejected so many times.

She's comparable to me in that sense.

Mr. Han,

have you finished your resignation letter?

Why should I write a resignation...

I got it.

(How To Make Domineering President Love You Part Three)
When you get close with him,

you can whisper
a few words into his ear.

This will heighten the ambiguous
atmosphere between you.

Xiaoqi,

come and learn a few
sentences from here.

They're very useful.

However, even if I've learnt those,

I have nowhere to put it to practice.

An Unknown Matchmaker.

Who is this man?

It's him again.

Let's see what he has to say this time.

(An Unknown Yue Lao)
Men look cold and tough,

(but deep down they're actually
creatures full of sympathy.)

(If his attitude is ambiguous)

(and he even refuses to have
direct contact with you,)

(I suggest the method
of pretending to be sick)

(to stimulate his desire to protect.)

Why does this matchmaker

seem to know me well?

(An Unknown Yue Lao)

(I forgot to say just now.)

(After you succeed,)

(please remember those who
have helped you along the way,)

(especially the right-hand man
who is silent)

(but always on standby.)

That makes sense.

Xiaoqi,

when you and Mr. Fang become a couple,

you must thank me properly.

I put in a lot of effort

to bring you together.

However, Chai,

pretending to be sick

requires acting skills, right?

You sat through the dinner last time.

Pretending to be sick

will be nothing to you.

(Sunny Apartment)

What are you doing?

I'm ill.

I know.

No,

I'm not mentally ill.

My body is feeling real pain.

I'm ill. I'm really ill.

Chai Xiaoqi,

what are you up to?

I'll give you anything you want,

but stop wasting time by doing this.

So this is how asthenia feels. Gosh.

When you develop this symptom,

you become weak all over,
including your limbs.

Gosh.

Look at me.

Am I really pale right now?

Who are you?

I even have amnesia now.

I think you're an idiot.

I'm not an idiot.

I'm really...

Fang Leng.

Stop pretending.

Did you really sprain your ankle?

When you get close to him,

you can whisper a few words into his ear

to heighten the ambiguous
atmosphere between you.

Do you know that the stars and I...

What are you saying?

Do you know

the difference between me and the stars?

Aren't you both primates?

Not king kongs, it's...

Nevermind.

(This unknown matchmaker)

(is really good.)

(Are all the bad guys on earth)

(so good-looking?)

(He sees that I'm ill.)

(Is he going to take care of me?)

Let go!

Let...

What are you doing?

What do you mean?

Fang Leng.

What kind of a person is he?

The password...

Chai.

Xiaobu, are you home?

Chai and Xiaobu, I'm back.

Open the door.

No way, this is bad.

My foot is sprained and I can't go home.

Chai and Xiaobu ignored my messages.

What a miserable alien...

You're so handsome.

Why didn't you open the door just now?

I need to save Xiaoqi.

No.

Stay still!

It's my first time!

- Your first time?
- Take it easy!

There's always
a first time for everyone.

- Xiaoqi!
- It hurts so much.

Can you be gentler?

Take it off!

Don't move.

- Be gentler!
- Take it off!

- It hurts. Do it gently.
- Xiaoqi!

Stay still.

- It really hurts.
- Xiaobu.

- She's succeeding now.
- Do it gently.

Stay still!

Don't move.

- Xiaobu!
- It really hurts.

Xiaoqi!

Don't move.

It hurts. Be gentle.

It's my first time!

Don't move.

It's painful to apply
medicine for the first time.

Can't you take it easy?

There's always a first
time for everyone.

Liar.

You said no one was home.

That's why I'll let you stay the night.

Are you asking me

to sleep in the guest room by myself?

Aren't you feeling weak?

I am.

I just had a flashback before death.

I'm really ill.

You should believe me.

Go to bed if you are sick.

No, I can't.

Listen,

I get cold when I'm sick at night.

I will feel very cold.

I'll feel really, really cold.

You have to keep me company.

I'm so cold. You have
to keep me company.

Okay.

(Is he going to kiss me?)

You won't feel cold anymore, right?

Yes.

No.

Why are you like this?

You used to be worried
sick whenever I felt cold.

You would hug me to sleep

like this.

You would put your arms around me.

Hug you to sleep?

Okay.

Wait here.

You won't feel cold this way, right?

(Let's see when you are
going to stop pretending.)

It's not cold. This
temperature is perfect.

Don't take your hat off.

Aren't you feeling cold?

Don't take it off.

You're breaking out in cold sweat.

Look.

I'll get you another one.

No!

There's no need to wait.

Well,

have you forgotten

that I have a habit

of kicking off the blanket when I sleep?

Then I'll catch a cold,

right?

So, I still need your company.

Got it.

It's so hot.

It's hot. It's really hot in here.

(It's just collecting Hormone Element.)

(Are we really doing this?)

What are you doing?

♪Whenever you're approaching me♪

♪Why is it familiar and strange
at the same time?♪

♪The hidden memories
are triggered suddenly♪

♪The flashing images
bring back my heartbeat♪

♪I'm afraid that I'd forget♪

♪You're the reason I followed♪

♪The faithfulness in my palms♪

♪Only when you're holding tight♪

♪That I can stand still
even when things are against me♪

♪Even though the story goes back in time
and starts all over♪

♪I'd never forget the gentleness
deep in your eyes♪

♪It takes only a moment
to fall in love with you♪

♪But it takes forever
to forget about you♪

♪I'll always remember your true love♪

♪I want to own nothing else
besides that♪

♪Even though the story goes back in time
and starts all over♪

♪I'd never forget the gentleness
deep in your eyes♪

♪It takes only a moment
to fall in love with you♪

♪But it takes forever
to forget about you♪