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[WATER LAPPING]

[♪♪]

[BIRD SOUNDING IN DISTANCE]

[♪♪]

-BAAKO: Hey.
-I got it. That's all right.

GABE: Shit.

Oh...

Hey. You're Allison?

Yeah. You're Gabe?

That bag has wheels.

Ah, it's fine.
It's light.

GABE:
So you're a film director?

ALLISON:
Mike told you that?

GABE:
Oh, you know Mike?

No, Mike didn't say anything.
Just the vibe I'm pickin' up.

ALLISON:
Oh, that's funny. What else
did he tell you about me?

[CHUCKLES]
No-- No, nothin'.

He said, uh, you used
to be an actress and
now you're a director.

-Mmm.
-I swear to-- I swear to God.

Why'd you give it up,
acting?

I didn't.

I think people

just sort of

stopped
hiring me, maybe.

But I'm actually happier
doing what I'm doing.

At least now I can
eat cookies sometimes.

What was it,
were you difficult?

Man, you're nosy.[CHUCKLES]

Um, I don't know,
maybe I,

maybe I just
wasn't attractive enough.

Oh, yeah. Mike mentioned that
you like to fish around
for compliments.

Well, that is not true.
I do not like compliments.

Well, I don't think
that's why I stopped.

You really don't need
to prove anything to me.

I-- I prefer weak...

sickly men.

Is that what
your husband's like?

I don't have
a husband.

No?

'Cause Mike said that
your husband was gonna
be joining us.

Yeah, I thought you told me
everything he said about me.

I don't have a husband.

No one's joining me, Gabe.

I'm all alone
in this world.

Okay? Happy?

Any other questions?

Well, a few.

ALLISON [CHUCKLES]:
I bet.

GABE: So, what kind
of movies do you make?

ALLISON:
Um, unsuccessful, small ones

-that nobody likes.
-[BOTH LAUGH]

GABE:
Hey.

What are you doin'?

Morning, honey.

GABE:
Doctor said second trimester

you shouldn't
be lifting heavy things.

Well, it's Friday.

-Right? You forgot last week.
Can you--?
-GABE: I'm looking out for you.

-Hi. I'm Allison.
-Oh, I know. I'm Blair.

You're really pretty.

No, I meant that
as a compliment.

No, I know. I know.
I, uh...

You are too.

-You are!
-No. No, it's...

You don't have to do that.
I was just telling him how much
I hate compliments.

Apparently, we have that
in common.

Well, I like compliments.

I don't know why I'm spending
all this money on doctors

if we're not gonna
take her advice.

"You"?We're. Whatever.

-BLAIR: I know what the doctor
said. I was there.
-GABE: I don't want you--

-BLAIR: I don't want
to talk about this right now.
-[OVERLAPPING CONVERSATION]

-BLAIR: Gabe.
-GABE: I'm looking out for you.

Gabe, your wife wants
to move on.

Ah, no, we're not married.

Where's your husband?

I don't have a husband.

Anyway, can I just
get her set up?

I was hoping to get into
the studio sometime this week,

or century.

I like your overalls.

They're really cute.

I like your bag.

ALLISON: I told you,
I don't like compliments.

[BAG THUMPS]

BLAIR: I just feel like
I asked you three or four times

and you keep saying you're
going to do it, but then
you just don't do it.

So, I just did it eventually
because just didn't want

to keep asking you to do it.

I kept smelling garbage
when making my coffee.

I don't understand
how you can drink your coffee

and smell garbage
over here.

GABE: Because your sense
of smell is way more
sensitive right now.

BLAIR:
Absolutely.

[♪♪]

[DEEP EXHALE]

[PLAYING GENTLE BALLAD]

[SONG CONTINUES IN DISTANCE]

BLAIR:
Hi.

Hey.

-You gonna go for a swim?
-Yeah.

Oh, let me show you down.

ALLISON:
Okay.

I don't know how you do it
this time of year.

It's so cold.

I know, I'm weird.
I love the cold.

[BLAIR CLEARS HER THROAT]

BLAIR:
So it's just up the stairs...

[BLAIR CONTINUES
INDISTINCTLY]

[MUSIC STOPS]

[GENTLE MELODY CONTINUES]

[PLAYS A FEW NOTES, MUSIC STOPS]

[FAINT VOICES LAUGHING]

[♪♪]

[SIGHS]

[♪♪]

[SLURPS]
Mm.

[LOW GROWL]

[SOFT JAZZ PLAYS]

ALLISON:
Mm. This is really good, Gabe.

Did you pick those?

Mm-hm.

Did you pick the ones
in my room too?

Yeah.

You are a great host.

Do you want some wine?

Are you gonna have some?

Yeah, I could have a little.

ALLISON:
Okay.

ALLISON:
So do you guys have
a plan for this place?

Are you gonna turn it
into a B&B or...?

No. Um, I don't really know
what we're doing.

We just sort of put
the word out to our friends

that were creative,
or whatever,

that we had this place,
that it would make
a great retreat

or maybe even a place
to do film shoots or...

Yeah, we could meet
some cool people

and maybe make
a little money.

Yeah. It wasn't really
about the money.

This place
has been in Gabe's family
for a really long time.

-GABE: Yeah. We--
-Oh. That's cool.

We used to have these, um,
huge family reunion type thing--

Now everybody hates
each other though, so... Heh.

No, not everybody.

It's just, the family's
not as close as
they used to be.

-ALLISON: Mm.
-Point is, no one's
ever here anymore.

When Blair got pregnant,
we just kind of decided--

Mm, we didn't
really decide exactly.

We were-- we were
living in Brooklyn

and it was getting
so expensive,

and we weren't
really working, so--

Ah. Yeah.

No.

-Well, what?
-Nah.

The idea of moving out here
appealed to us, yeah,

but I don't think we would've
left if we had jobs.

We had jobs.

We had jobs. Heh.

-Yeah, I mean--
-GABE: You--

I was a dancer.

Well, I wanted to be,

but I wasn't really
making any money.

-[GABE CHUCKLES]
-And I was hostessing,
but Gabe really thought that I--

Yeah, I just didn't want her
being on her feet all the time,
and... late hours

and not-- never sleeping,
and this place was just
sitting here empty, so...

He's mom's been trying
to sell it for years.

Well, no, it hasn't been years.
It's been a year and a half.

Two years.

-[SCOFFS]
-BLAIR: She's been selling it,

trying to sell it,
for two years.

[INCREDULOUS LAUGH]
She's--

She's not
the most realistic person.

It's not that, it's just that
she doesn't need to sell it.

Okay. She's not gonna get
what she's asking for it
anyway, so...

And she was paying
this caretaker--

What about you?
What was your job?

Gabe was a musician.

I-- Well, I am a musician.

It's not so-- It's not
something you stop being.

I just meant
professionally.

I'm still a professional.

I still get royalties.

The last royalty he got
was for 53 cents.

It's what I do for my life.

I'm a professional musician.

ALLISON:
Hm.

I used to play
in different bands.

Real, successful bands.

I would be on the road,
depending on the year,

six, eight months.

Wow, that must've
been hard for you.

Mm, I don't know.
I'm a pretty independent person.

Heh, she hated it.

[DRY CHUCKLE]

I didn't hate it.

I-- I didn't hate it.

There were a variety
of reasons we moved up here,

none of which was
to start a B&B.

You're so lucky.

What do you mean?

ALLISON:
You've got a guy who cooks.

I can't cook.

Like, at all.

BLAIR: Like, anything?

Can you cook eggs?

I can scramble an egg.
Maybe.

What about a hamburger?

Have you ever cooked
a hamburger?

Baked a potato?

Uh-uh.

You never baked a potato?

It's not something I'm proud of.

You know, I couldn't cook either
till a couple months ago.

So your mom never taught you
how to cook anything?

My mother's dead.

Sorry, I know that
that's like a standard joke

that people make,
but in my case, it's true.

She's dead. She actually
died right in front of me.

That's-- My whole family,
in a restaurant.

She had a stroke.

God, I'm sorry.

Oh, my God, no, it's okay.

It's fine.

And that's actually not why
I don't know how to cook.

My dad is an excellent cook.

Yeah, it was
totally intentional.

I figured if, um,
I never learned how to cook,

then I would
never become a housewife.

It's smart.

You think that's smart?

It's not that I don't think
that that's smart,

it's just, I'm so surprised
to hear him say that,

because he's really
into traditional gender roles.

You are.

[SCOFFS]
Come on.

You're always talking about
how fucked up feminism is.

-Uh, what?!
-[BLAIR CLEARS THROAT]

GABE:
No. That's a...

Okay, so now that you're
in front of a real feminist,

-you're gonna pretend...
-You're-- She's oversimplifying.

-A lot.
-Hey, I think
feminism is fucked up.

Yeah. Hairy armpits
on women, disgusting.

On men...
[CLICKS TONGUE]

[LAUGHING]

I'm kidding.

Were you kidding
about your mom?

No.

You're really hard to read.

Yeah, you know what,
I get that all the time,

but I actually think that
I'm so easy to read

that people
just get confused

and they make it harder
on themselves.

You're just different

than I what I thought
you would be like

from watching your films.

You've seen my movies?

Yeah, we watched them
before you came.

Really?

[CHUCKLES]

Well, I'm so sorry.

Ah, you don't have
to be sorry.

I... I loved them.

Thank you.

[CHUCKLES]

A little more wine?

Are you gonna have more?

Um, okay. Sure.

[POURING WINE]

I'll have some more.

What? The doctor said
I could have

a few glasses of wine
every now and then.

She didn't say a few,
she said a couple.

Okay, this is my second.

This will be your third
that I know of.

And "once in a while"
isn't every night.

I had one glass of wine
on Wednesday.

Yeah, that was
two days ago.

Okay, here.

You happy?
I just want you to remember

this night when the baby
comes out all fucked up.

Hey, do you know
the foxtrot?

You said you were
a dancer, right?

[FOXTROT MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]

-[ALLISON HUMMING]
-BLAIR: Okay, so...

Okay.

-I guess I'll be the guy. Um...
-Okay.

You put your hand
on my collarbone
like that.

And I'm gonna get
my hand here like this.

Okay.

And...you're gonna lead
with your right foot,

so you take two steps
and then a step to the side.

Okay.
Two steps.

So, right, left.

Side step.

Right.Right again.

Left.
Side.

Yes. You have--
Then you go back

with your left foot.

Left. Right.
Right.

BOTH:
Side step.

BLAIR: But make your steps small
because it's foxtrot.

-ALLISON: Sorry, I'm not--
-BLAIR: No, it's fine.

-BLAIR: Left. Left.
-ALLISON: Sorry. Left.

BOTH:
Right. Step.

BLAIR: There you go, right.
Right. But you can step forward,
you're not gonna step on me.

-ALLISON: Okay, sorry.
-You're just stepping
forward and back. And...

-ALLISON: I don't have good--
-Right.

ALLISON:
I don't have the fundamentals.

BLAIR:
Right. Left. Step. Step.

Right. Left.

-BOTH: Side step.
-ALLISON:
You have really good posture.

BLAIR: Forward. Well, yeah,
I danced my whole life.

And then back and...

BOTH:
Right. Side step.

You got it.
That's it.

Oh, okay. Heh.

I'm pretty sure
I don't got it.

BLAIR:
Why don't you dance
with Gabe? He knows it.

Gabe, dance
with Allison.

You're offending her.

No, you don't have to.

GABE [SOFTLY]: One, two.

[LAUGHS]

-BLAIR: Well... Well...
-ALLISON: Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

If I can't get drunk,
at least let me enjoy
watching you.

You know, there's something
I've been really wanting
to ask you.

Hm?

Do you find it weird,

acting in your own films?

Or...do you, like,

I don't know, get off
watching yourself or something?

Oh. No. Um...

[SCOFFS]
No. I actually find it

kind of humiliating.

Oh.

And this, um,
film that you're writing,

are you gonna act
in that?

I'm not exactly writing yet.

Really? 'Cause you said earlier
that you were...

GABE:
Blair.

What?

I'm sorry, it's just so rare
to have the opportunity

to pick
a real artist's brain.

So, were you thinking
of setting it here?

Or did you
just come here to write?

Um, I mean,
when I saw the pictures online,

it was, it was so beautiful,
I just thought

coming here
might inspire me.

But, honestly, I don't know
if I'm gonna make another movie.

This has happened
to you before, right?

Writer's block?

Yeah, pretty much every time.

BLAIR:
So this is just your process.

ALLISON: Well, I wouldn't
really call it a process.

It's more like
I'm just kind of

doing something
stupid with my day.

Waiting for something meaningful
to happen to me, heh.

But you, you're doing
something meaningful.

Me? What am I doing?

You're building a family.

I'm confused.
Didn't you just say

that you didn't learn how
to cook because you didn't want
to become a housewife?

Lot's of women have families
that aren't housewives.

What you said before,
by the way, is bullshit.

That, that I'm into
traditional gender roles.

I think I'm into
traditional gender roles.

-Yeah.
-[GABE CHUCKLES]

No, I really,
I mean that.

I don't know, I can't say
a part of me doesn't want

a man to just...
come along and take care
of everything.

Doesn't that kind of
contradict your entire life?

What about your films?

Don't you think
they're feminist?

I don't think about them
one way or the other.

You don't think
about them?

How can you make something
if you never think about it?

Sometimes, when you're,
you know, making something,
you're not conscious--

I'm talking to her.

ALLISON: Yeah. No, no, no.
I think about it, but I don't,

it's not like I have any
really big ideas or anything,

when I'm making something.

How can you make something if
you don't have anything to say?

I have something to say.

I just think the movie
is the only way to say it.

Just seems
a little solipsistic to me.

Oh, I don't know
what that means.

What does that mean?
That word?

[SIGHS]

Self-involved.

Oh. Yeah.
Yeah, it is.

Blair likes everything
tied up

in nice little bows. Heh.

No, I--
I think I get it.

Right. Heh.

Just, like,
how you get that,

just because
I say something

about how abandoning
traditional gender roles

has destabilized society
doesn't mean I'm
a male chauvinist.

Nobody said you were
a male chauvinist.

GABE: 'Cause, you know,
it's like, for hundreds
and hundreds of years,

the nuclear family meant
everything to people, right.

Everybody had
their defined role.

Now, that's broken down.

There's no real sense
of, uh, of family,

-or community anymore.
-Communities that viewed women

as private property.

Well, yeah, and from
our modern perspective,
that may seem terrible.

No, it's objectively terrible.

Objectively?

I'm 6'1",
that's an objective fact.

Are you following this? Heh.

GABE: Okay, how can we know

women weren't happier

prior to
the industrial revolution?

They definitely were not!

Fine! All I'm saying
is that the erosion

of traditional communities
is part of why things

are so chaotic right now, and--

Oh, that's why
everything's so chaotic.

Look, I'm not say--
I'm not saying that
feminism is bad.

All I'm saying is that
all these things
have disappeared--

you know, religious beliefs,
for example.

You know, delusional or not,
their disappearance

has created an absence
in the meaning of our lives.

That's why all these things
that you don't like--

uh, nationalism,
fundamentalism,

white supremacy
is on the rise.

Right? Globalism,
feminism,

those things are--What's your point, Gabe?!

I'm-I'm-I'm saying
that nature

is just gonna fucking do
what it do,

you know, and the fucking earth
is gonna be consumed

-by the sun...
-ALLISON: Fuck!

...and all this shit
like ideology,

religion, consumerism,
you know, it's all

just a bunch of bullshit
that people created

to distract ourselves
from the idea that

we live in a fucking
horrible shithole.

-ALLISON: Yes.
-GABE: It's a big shithole,
meaningless fuckhole.

How is it helpful
to think that way, Gabe?

I'm not trying
to be helpful, Blair.

I'm just trying to tell you
the way it is.

It's like she can't stand
the fact that I have a single
thought about this world.

No, it's not that
I can't stand

that you have thoughts
about the world.

It's that I can't stand
the thoughts

about the world
that you have.

This has been so fun, but...

-Where are you going?
-I'm really tired.

You've alienated our guest.

No, no, no, no, it's okay.

-BLAIR: Please, I'm so sorry.
-No, no, it's fine. It's fine.
Thank you so much for dinner.

This conversation was
actually very fascinating.

-BLAIR: Why don't you just--
-I wish I was recording that.

-That was... Yes.
-[GABE CHUCKLES]

Can you just stay?

-I'm-- I'm gonna go.
-Please, don't go.

-It's fine. Please.
-Please? We can change
the subject.

No, Blair, I don't want
to change the subject.

[OVERLAPPING DIALOGUE]

-Blair. Blair.
-Change the subject.

-I don't want to-- I don't want
to change the subject.
-We'll change the subject.

I want you to get it
through your thick fucking skull

that there is difference
between saying the upheaval

in traditional gender roles
hasn't been great for society

and me being a male chauvinist.

No, you just want
to go back in time

to when women spent
their entire adult lives

pregnant and never left
the house,

so we could protect
your precious male insecurity.

You think women
should be slaves.

That's what you think.

You think women
should be fucking slaves.

I-I mean, I do.
You know, bitches be crazy.

Shit.

You know, fuck this.

No, no, no, no.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

That was stupid.
I don't know why I said that.

I know why you said it.

You said it because you're
uncomfortable with emotion.

Anytime something real comes up,
you have to make a joke.

Okay, yeah, you're right.

No, she's right,
that-that is something I do.

Yeah, but I wasn't joking,
actually.

Yeah, I said I was joking
because it came out weird

and I got embarrassed,
but I think actually
what I meant is,

um, not that I think
all women should be slaves,

but that maybe
I should be a slave.

-[BLAIR SCOFFS]
-Like, maybe I'd be
better off being a slave.

Or a prisoner, you know.

Or-or-or maybe I should
just get knocked up

and have a bunch of babies,
because maybe that would give me

some direction in my life,
because I'm fucking crazy,

and I don't know
what to do with myself.

Um, I don't know.

That's insane.

And it's deeply offensive.

Okay.

Are you joking right now?

-Is this a joke?
-I-- I don't know.

I'm s--
I'm so high.

I'm so stoned right now.
Please, tell her.

I just-- I need--
I want to go to bed.

Blair, can you just calm--
Can you calm down a little bit?

Me? You're the one
who had a shit fit.

Hey. You're right.

I am very, very, very sorry.
It was totally insensitive.

It was a dumb, callous,
ignorant thing to say, okay.

-I'm gonna go to bed--
-I'm gonna go to bed!

-I'm the one who's going to bed!
I'm going to bed. You stay up.
-[OBJECTING]

Have your weird
fucking anti-progressive

conversation in peace.

Good night.

Um...

-help yourself
to anything you like.
-Yeah.

-ALLISON: I'm really sorry.
-And, uh...

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Blair, really?
What are you doing?

You don't love me anymore.

-And I'm fucking pregnant
with your fucking baby!
-[GABE SHUSHING]

GABE [DISTANT]: Are we really
doing this right now?

BLAIR: I saw the way
that you were looking at her!

You think she's
more interesting than me

because she agrees with
all your dumb, horrible ideas!

GABE: Blair, I think that
you've had a little bit
too much to drink, okay,

and your body is...
[INDISTINCT]

-You're in love with her.
You are, I know it.
-...and I've been drinking too.

Ah-- Who? Who? Allison?

I-I-I'm not even sure
if I like her.

BLAIR: If you think
you're in love with her,

can you just tell me
so I don't feel like

I'm going fucking crazy?!

Blair, do you hear the words
that you are saying right now?

You love her!
You love her!

-And she is bad.
-Shh!

-Oh yeah, she is fucking bad!
-Shh! Why? What did--?

-What did she do? I'm--
-Are you defending her?

I can't believe
you're defending her.

Baby, I barely know
the girl. I don't--

You attracted to her?

I...
Huh?

-I knew it! I knew it!
-Oh, my God!

-I knew it.
-I'm-- I'm not attracted to her.

Yeah, well, why didn't
you just say that then?

Because...she's attractive,
so I thought

that you wouldn't believe me
if I said that she wasn't.

You know what--?
No, no, I don't care.

I don't care.
You-- Just go and fuck her.

-Go and fuck her.
-Hey...

-If that's what you want to do,
I don't care.
-Just calm...

-You just go and fuck her!
-...down.

-I bet her pussy smells
like fucking spider shit!
-Calm...down. Shh!

-GABE: What are you saying?
-[BLAIR SOBBING]

GABE: This isn't about me,
you know that?

BLAIR:
I said I was very clear

that this is about the fact
that you don't love me anymore.

GABE:
Stop. I love you.

I-I wouldn't--
I wouldn't be here

if I, if I didn't love--
Oh, my God, I wouldn't
have done this

if I didn't love you.

I wouldn't-- I wouldn't have
been through all these moments

like this all the time
if I didn't love you.

[WHISPERING]
Hey. I love you.

Blair.

So, so, so much.

Please.

Can we stop now?

This is insane.

This is brutally insane.

It's over.

Maybe women were
happier in the 1700s.

What do I know?

[LAUGHING]

No. No,
they definitely weren't.

I'm sorry, I was being
such a fuckin' dickhead.

Yeah.

[UNDER BREATH]
Oh, my God.

[♪♪]

[♪♪]

[HUMS]

-[LEAVES RUSTLING]
-[ALLISON SCREAMS]

GABE: Hey.

Brought this.

It's a little chilly, so...

[CLEARS THROAT]

Okay. Good night.

It's warm.

GABE: Yee! Heh.

[BOTH GIGGLING]

GABE: Oh!

[GABE EXCLAIMS]

[BOTH LAUGH]

So, are you guys Buddhist?

GABE: Oh. No, the sculptor
who stayed here makes them.

-ALLISON: Hm.
-[GABE CHUCKLES]

Allison, I'm sorry
about before.

We're kind of
in our own little world up here,

and...yeah, anyway.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.
Heh.

Okay.

Why'd you lie to me
about seeing my movies?

Why'd you lie to me
about your husband?

I've been lying since
the second I got here.

My mother's fine.

Well, she's a bitch,
but she's alive.

She's in Wisconsin.

[LAUGHS]
What...?

I'm a really good cook.

Um, I just have zero interest
in having a family.

I think children
are disgusting.

And as for my scripts,

I usually start with like
a really simple premise,

like... "Good triumphs
over evil",

and, um...

I stopped getting hired
as an actor

because I was difficult.

[CHUCKLES]
Obviously.

Yeah.
And...
what else?

I know exactly
what solipsistic means.

Um, I went to Wesleyan
on a scholarship.

I'm a total feminist.
I am.

I think women
are totally superior

and all men should die.

[LAUGHS]
So...

Why didn't your husband
come with you?

I don't know.

-GABE: I'm glad he didn't.
-[ALLISON CHUCKLES]

Oh, fuck.

Mm.

I'm not in love
with her, okay?

It was an accident, the...

the baby, and...

we're not right
for each other.

I mean, she thinks
she loves me,

but she actually hates me.

I know this is a human being
coming into the world,

and I don't know...

[NERVOUS CHUCKLE]

...what's gonna happen,

what's gonna happen
to me, or...

You think
I'm a terrible person?

No.

I am.
Mm.

Don't say that.

I am.No, you're not.

[ALLISON MOANING]

[OBJECT STRIKES]

GABE:
Oh, fuck. Fuck!

I knew it!
I fucking knew it!

You fucking asshole!
I fucking knew it!

You said you--
You fucking homewrecker!

Get the fuck out of my house,
you bitch!

You bitch,
get the fuck out of here!

I can't believe you did this!

Get back,
you fucking liar!

-Just listen to me-- Stop!
-BLAIR: You still fucked up!

Blair! Stop!

-[BODY THUMPS]
-BLAIR: Ow! Ow!

-[BLAIR GROANING IN PAIN]
-What? What?

-GABE: Tell me.
-BLAIR: Oh, my God.

-What? What-what? What? What?
-Oh, my God...

-[GROANING]
-GABE: What? Oh, fuck. Oh, shit.

-BLAIR: Ah! Oh, my God!
-Oh, shit.

Hey. Hey, she's bleeding!
Go get the keys!

-Oh, my God!
-Okay, babe, we're
gonna go to the hospital.

Okay? Go get the keys to
the truck! By the front door!

She's bleeding!
Look at me, we're
gonna go to the hospital, okay.

[♪♪]

[PANTING AND WHIMPERING]

[BLAIR SOBBING]

GABE:
I'm so sorry.

-BLAIR: Don't fucking touch me!
-What are you doing?!

Get the car!
Go get the car!

-[SOBBING] It hurts.
-GABE: Okay...

Okay...

-[ENGINE STARTS]
-BLAIR: I'm scared...

I'm scared.

GABE:
Just breathe.

-GABE: Drive!
-[SOBBING CONTINUES]

Oh, my God.
I love you so much.

I don't know what's
wrong with me.

I'm sorry, all right?

I did it for whatever.
I'm so sorry.

[BLAIR GROANS IN PAIN]

Don't look at me! Oh!

[ALLISON SCREAMS]

[CRASH]

[DOOR AJAR ALERT BEEPING]

-[BEAR GROWLS]
-[LEAVES RUSTLING]

[BEAR GRUNTS]

[BEAR PANTING]

[♪♪]

[BIRDS SQUAWKING IN DISTANCE]

What's going on?

They cut?

I don't know.

MAN [OVER LOUDSPEAKER]:
Gotta go again.

[SIGHS]

Back to one.

Hey! Was that bad?

What did I do wrong?

On the spot.
Everything was great.

Okay...

So why are we going again
if it was great?

[STAMMERS]
What do you want me to say?

It was amazing, okay.

It was-- That was the best
silent walk to the cabin

I've ever seen.
Really.

[SCOFFS]
Okay, if it was amazing,

then why don't we call
for dinner

and get to the next scene
earlier so we have more time?

It's more important.

Can you--?

I'm coming to you.

Can I get off?

Can I go?

What the fuck
is going on?

Nothing is going on.

I don't understand
what's going on with you.

I've been doing,
like, 15 takes every time,

every scene and you're
only asking Blair to do three.

-Are you counting takes?
-I don't have to count takes.
I'm in the scenes.

We're losing light,
you know that?

And we're losing time.

We are.

Why are you crying? Why?

I'm-- I'm sorry.

I do less takes with Blair,
because when I tell her

to do something,
she actually does it.

Yeah?

Is that good enough
for you?

I just wanted
to do one more.

So do the take,
don't do the take.

I really-- I don't--
I don't give a shit.

Okay, 'cause it's your fucking
face that's gonna be on camera!

Yeah? You good to go?

All right, everybody,
last looks.

-You okay?
-ALLISON: Mm-hm.

Are you sure?

Want a tissue, Allison?
Water?

I'm okay.

You look beautiful.

Resetting to first position.

[ENGINE SHUTS OFF]

Picture's up!

I'm sorry, y'all,
the tilapia,

the tilapia we had for lunch
did not agree with me.

[SPEAKS SPANISH]

[SPEAKS SPANISH]

Okay. Roll sound!

SOUND MAN:
Sound speed!

Marker.

GABE [SIGHS]:
Oh, my God.

You need to watch this take
'cause it's gonna be incredible.

Look.

Oh, my God.

[CHUCKLES]

Is that a tear?

Yeah.
[CHUCKLING]

Now I'm wondering
what kind of mind games

you're playing with me.

No, I don't have to.

Okay, so I think
we should stay in here, right,

for like another 15, 20 minutes,

let her start eating,

notice we're
the only ones not there,

and then you should go in
like two minutes before me,

that way it looks like we were
together and then deliberately
spaced out our entrances

to give the impression
we weren't together.

-Right? That's amazing.
-I can't.

What? Act like
you're in love with me?

No, I can act like
I'm in love with you.

-Right, and why,
because you're a professional?
-No, because you're adorable.

You are, you're adorable in a
neurotic, petulant sort of way.

Okay, I don't like
compliments.

-Can we just
get back to the plan?
-I can't. I can't.

What? It's what you do
for a living.

You don't think she knows
what I'm up to?

She knows it's helping her.

Trust me, we've been married
for six years.

I know, it's just,
I'm getting this vibe from her

that feels really real, like
she's actually gonna kill me.

And don't you see how good
that is for the last scene?

It's fine.
Oh, God, actually,

you should go in
like five minutes before me.

We need to make it look like
we were fucking and now
we're trying to hide it.

-But we're doing a bad job.
-Exactly.

-Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
-What? Shut up. Stop.

Okay, so will you go in first
or am I going in first, or...?

-Uh, I'll go in first.
-Okay.

No, you go in first, that way,
if she tries to kill me

-you'll protect me.
-She's not gonna try
to kill you.

-Fine, I'll go in first.
-Okay, you go in first.

I'll come in, what,
a couple minutes after you?

Then-- Oh! yeah, you should
just sit somewhere

where there's an empty seat
next to you or across from you.

I'm gonna come in,
I'll sit by you,

whatever I say, just giggle
or smile or whatever.

You-- you think we should
sit near each other?

-Yeah.
-I think we should sit

as far away from each other
as possible,

but we keep looking
at each other from afar.

Oh, yes!

Like these quick
little glances?

Like we're trying
not to look at each other,

but we can't help it.

Oh, and we can also like play
with our food and not eat it

'cause we, you know,
we have no appetite,
'cause we're nervous,

we're in love, and you know.

I don't know,
I'm actually kinda hungry.

Me too.

Uh, skip that part.

Oh, my God, this scene's
gonna be so good tonight.

[BLAIR LAUGHS]

Oh, shit, she's gonna
see us looking.

Maybe we should mess up
each other's hair.

You're a genius.

That's too much.

That's good.
Okay.

Sorry. Uh...

There you go.Oh, thanks.

GABE:
Okay, uh, what do you call
a bear with no teeth?

Gummy Bear.Gummy Bear.

What--? How did--?How did you--?

How do you know all these--?

Don't ruin the surprise
of the whole thing.

You just read
the same book as me.

It doesn't mean that you...

Okay, um, uh, what is
a bear cub's favorite porno mag?

-SEVERAL PEOPLE: Barely Legal.
-GABE: Barely Legal.That's...

-WOMAN: Barely Legal,baby.
-GABE: That was off the page.

So, why was the little bear
so spoiled?

Baako, have you seen this bear?

-BAAKO: What?
-Bear.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

MAN: The jokes are
pretty easy to memorize.

[MAN CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]

GABE: It's like a mutual respect
for everything.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

The, uh, last take
was really good.

[POUNDS TABLE,
SILVERWARE CLATTERS]

[WHISPERS]
You're amazing.

-[GASPING]
-[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

-Don't really want any in here.
-Oh, yeah? Is it too much?

-It just gets a little
build up, you know?
-Totally.

I think it looks great though.
I mean, do you like it?

-Mm-hm.
-I'm glad we switched
to this new foundation.

I'm sorry we found it
on the last day.

-But you happy?
-Yeah, I feel good.

-Okay. Get your coffee.
-Yeah, thank you.

CHRIS:
All right, let's get dressed.

BLAIR:
Mm-hm.

MAKEUP GIRL:
Oh! Shit!

Oh, my God, the coffee
on this show is so fucking hot.

CHRIS: I'm sorry,
but that is

the most attractive man
on set, hands down.

-BLAIR: Right?
-CHRIS: Right.

MAKEUP GIRL:
What? No. Baako!

CHRIS:
What? Listen, uh,

we're splitting hairs here,
'cause they both sit on my face.

SCRIPT SUPERVISOR:
Yes, we should do it
in this order.

Third and the first...

CHRIS: I think
you need to focus on Mike,

because he's focusing on you.

-MAUDE: I don't know.
-CHRIS: What do you mean,
you don't know?

Wait a minute, you're telling me
you got a thing going on
with Baako?

MAKEUP GIRL:
I'm not saying I have
a thing going on with him,

I'm just saying, I don't know.

Anyway, I think Mike
might be more into you.

CHRIS: No, that's
not happening, he's straight.

MAUDE:
I don't think he's straight.

CHRIS:
Yes, he is. His face is.

[MAKEUP GIRL LAUGHS]

MAKEUP GIRL:
I think he's gay.

CHRIS: Okay, thank you
for telling the gay person
who's gay to them.

Makeup's ready if anyone
has eyes on Allison.

CHRIS:
All right, so...
It's over here, hon.

Okay, so...
What is he going with?

Is he going with the blue
or the pink?

-Definitely the pink.
-All right, there we go.

-And we're doing it.
-Beautiful.

-Can you take this?
-Mm-hm.

-Thank you. Hm.
-[TOILET FLUSHES]

No one's answering me.

Oh, my God. Cahya, uh,
did you see Allison anywhere?

She's not here?
Oh, God.

Has anybody got eyes
on Allison?

-They won't answer me either.
-Does anybody copy me?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'll go
get her, don't worry about it.

-Okay, well, we're waiting.
-I got it.

-Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
-[BLAIR SCREAMS]

-BLAIR: Oh, my God.
-I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.Oh, my God.

-Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
-Oh, my God.

I'm sorry,
I'm really sorry.

Everything is fine. That's
why we have doubles, okay?

-BLAIR: Ouch.
-Are you okay?

-CHRIS: Here we go.
-I'm so sorry, I'll
get you another...

Uh, I can get it.No, no, no, no, no.

Cream, right?I don't do dairy.

-She doesn't do dairy.
-Oh.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

[MAN AND WOMAN LAUGHING]

Guys, do either of you
have eyes on Allison?

Oh, my God, are you guys
stoned right now?

Oh, my God. Babe, can you find
Allison for me, please?

Please.

You know you're wasting
your time, right?

That-that thing
that you guys suck on,

is it good
for an upset stomach?

Is it--? It's mellow?

-SIMONE: Lay off the coffee.
-It's mellow, no?

[COUGHS]

[SIGHS]

-I'm so sorry.
-BLAIR: Thank you.

-CAHYA: Oh shit, oh shit.
Holy shit.
-BLAIR: Ow.

-[BLAIR SCREAMS]
-I'm-- I'm so sorry.

-[BLAIR GASPS]
-I am so sorry.

-MAKEUP GIRL: Are you okay?
-BLAIR: Yeah.

Okay, I guess
we're going with the blue.

All right.
Are you okay, honey?

I guess.
All right.

You know what, just, yeah,
I'm just gonna take the coffee.

[WHISPERS]
It wasn't my fault then.

-[LAUGHS]
-What did--?

[TOILET FLUSHES]

CAHYA:
Joe, what were you thinking?

-Oh, 20.
-Minutes?

-Oh, shit.
-Oh, my God.

-GABE: Cahya? Cahya?
-CAHYA: Lord have mercy, please.

-Cahya, what's the ETA
on Allison?
-We're working on it.

-She's not down there?
-We're working on it.
I'm sorry.

NORA [OVER COMM]:
Nora for Cahya.

Go for Cahya.

Go to channel two.

Switching.

Um, I think
you better come up here.

What's your 20?

Uh, some cabin?

Got it. Flying in.

Jesus, Caroline,
not so hot!

Please, man!

[EXCLAIMS]

NORA AND ALLISON:
♪ Papa's gonna buy you
A mockingbird ♪

♪ And if that mockingbird
Don't sing ♪

♪ Mama's gonna buy you
A diamond ring ♪

Allison, sweetie.

-[BOTH MUMBLING SONG]
-CAHYA: Um, Allison, mamita.

Why'd you stop?

Allison, I need you
to look at me.

[LONG EXHALE]'Cause I have
to go to set now.

Uh-oh. You.

Oh, no.Oh, it's okay.

No, no, no.It's okay.

You're amazing.
It's okay.

Um, so can you
sit up for me?

[VOCALIZES]

Yeah, we're gonna
finish the film.

Um, okay, so can you sit up
for me for a second?

Okay.
Okay.

That was-- That was--
Can you--? Is--?

Can you stand up
for me now?

You're so pretty.

You should be
in the movie.

You should be
in the movie, not me.

I'm tired.

CAHYA: Okay, let's,
let's stand up now.

-I'm tired. I'm tired.
-CAHYA: Okay.

No, no, no, just--
We're just gonna
get dressed now.

-You should be in the movie.
God, I'm tired, I'm tired.
-No, I'm not an actress.

No, no, no, no.
Okay.

Um, okay.

Can-- Can you
sit up for me?

-I'm tired.
-CAHYA: Don't--

Can you sit up for me
by any chance?

You sure you want
to be doing that?

Uno, dos, tres.
Eh-he.

Oh...
Hey...

Sorry.
Okay.

-[ALLISON WRETCHES]
-CAHYA: Oh, Lord have mercy.

-ALLISON: I'm up.
-Okay, um...

Can you get dressed now?
Or get w-- Yeah.

NORA: What's the matter
with this?

It's-- It hasn't been
established like that,
so, you know...

So you're just gonna go
and we're gonna shoot
this last scene.

He's punishing me.

You understand
what I'm saying to you?

Cahya, he's punishing me.

MAN: First A.D.
coming to set.

-[DOOR SLAMS]
-[BEAR GROWLS]

NORA: Did you hear that?
Do you think it was a bear?

What bear? There's a bear?
How come nobody
tells me anything.

Okay, Allison, start walking
a little faster now.

Jesus Christ.
Are you okay?

No, I'm not okay,
obviously.

And that shit
was not mellow.

Simone. The vape.
Or whatever.

You're stoned too?

Why the fuck you smokin'
with that bitch anyway?

[SCOFFS]
I'm not jealous.

I'm just saying,
that shit was not mellow.

You thought it was mellow?No.

I'm totally
freaking out.

I'm totally stoned.[DEEP GROAN]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

NORA:
Where are you going?!

Okay. All right,
let's go.

Let's go.
Really, let's...

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

GABE:
Oh, yeah. No, I like that.

BAAKO:
We should probably light it.

[ALLISON GRUNTS]

Um, hey, Baako...

we have to go handheld.

Just do it.

Let's get rid of this track.

I have the ability
to be an actor.

I just choose not to
because I care about my craft.

-No test, bitch.
-NORA [GRUNTS]: Hey. Ooh.

CHRIS:
Hey, bud.

-[ALL GASP]
-NORA: Help me.

Okay.

Stop!

Oh! Ho-ho!

Heh. You got me.

-[BOTH LAUGH]
-All right, let's
have a seat, huh?

The shit was not mellow,
and now I'm just fucking stoned,

and I have diarrhea.

You asked for it.

Yeah, well, you should
have fucking said that
it's not fucking mellow.

I wouldn't describe it as that.

[STOMACH RUMBLING]

-GABE: Cahya?
-Yes, sir?

-What's going on?
-It's nothing.

I, um, just have
explosive diarrhea.

-Oh.
-And I think it was
the tilapia we had for lunch.

There was something
a little off with it.

Okay. I had tilapia,
I'm fine.

-You should get some Pepto.
-Somebody got Pepto?

I don't know,
Simone gave me some
the other day.

Hey, what's the ETA
on Allison?

Cahya for Maude.
ETA on Allison?

-[BOTH LAUGHING]
-ALLISON: What's left?

ALLISON: Whoo-hoo...

GABE: Oh. Oh.

CAHYA:
You had Pepto all this time?

Hey, thanks for joining us.

So, your first position's
here on this chair.

Do you want to give that
to Maude?

-Allison...
-Hey, did you find
that pepperoni?

Allison...

[WHISPERS]
Can I talk to you outside?

[WHISPERS]
Outside. Let's go outside.

Do I need to remind you

that all of our money
is wrapped up in this movie?

Now, I do not know
what you think you are doing,

okay, but whatever is going on
between me and you,

we can talk about it
tomorrow,

because if we do not
get through this scene tonight--

Look at me--

I promise you,
you are going to regret it.

Do you understand?

Okay.

Um, okay, guys. So, um,
so we're just gonna take it

through, "So there is
something to talk about."

Okay, and then,
we're just gonna do
a quick reset.

Mike will step between you,

and Blair, you'll
just make your exit.

And that's it,
and we're done,
and we're out of that.

Okay?

Allison?

Allison?

I heard you.

Okay, great.

We good to go?

CAHYA:
Yes, sir.

GABE: Great.

Okay...

Where's my monitor?

Okay, are we good?

Why is this--? Okay.

You ready?

Roll sound.

Wait, who's coverage is this?

There's no coverage.

It's-- It's roaming.
It's documentary style.

[SCOFFS]
What about the dolly shot?

Well, we don't have time
to do it now.

So I'd appreciate it

if you stop asking questions,

and just please play the scene.

[SCOFFS]

GABE:
Okay, call it.

CAHYA:
Roll sound.

SOUND MAN:
Sound speed.

Scene 87 Romeo.

Take 1. Mark.

[SLATE SNAPS]

BAAKO:
Camera set.

GABE:
Baako, tilt down
just a little bit. Yeah.

Okay, whenever you're ready.

What, is it me?

Oh, my God.
Yeah, it--

-ALLISON: It's my line?
-GABE: What's the line?

Nora?

-Oh, my God.
-NORA: Um...

GABE:
What's-- What's the line, Nora?

Nora, please.

"What's it about,
your dissertation?"

That's my line?
[LAUGHS]

No wonder I didn't remember it.

Um, I'm not saying that.

Uh...

What, you're gonna start
the scene with a question?

You should start it
with her answering the question

so the audience can figure out
what we're talking about.

That's a better way to do it.

I mean, she's got a point
with that.

-Okay, hold on. Okay.
-Thank you.

No. Guys, if--

You know, if we had
gotten a rehearsal

like, like I had asked for,

then we can talk about lines,
but we do not have time for
a script conference right now.

I'm not saying the fucking line!

Um...

Um, Blair, do you mind?
Can we just start
with your line?

Why are you asking her?
It's my line.

-GABE: Blair?
-Whatever you want.

Okay. Thank you.

"Whatever you want."

Are we ready?
Are we still good?

All right.

CAHYA:
Roll sound.

SOUND MAN:
Sound speed.

Take 2. Mark.

-BAAKO: Camera set.
-[LAUGHS]

Blair, whenever you're ready.

I would rather talk
about anything else actually.

What about you?
What do you do?

No, don't-- Don't do that.

Don't try to slither out of it,

you slippery little snake.

[CHUCKLES]

What?
I'm interested.

I am. I can't remember
the last time

that we had a PhD
over for dinner.

Oh, I'm not a PhD yet.

She-- She doesn't want
to talk about it, so...

Okay, okay,
don't all gang up on me.

Sweetie, might--
Can you--?

It's my second drink. Relax.

Plus, if no one's gonna talk,

I might as well
get drunk, right?

BLAIR: I didn't mean
to give you that impression.

I didn't think you would
think it was interesting.

Well, honey, if she thinks
we're too stupid to understand

her highfalutin dissertation...

BLAIR: Quite the opposite,
actually. You both strike me
as highly intelligent.

Uh, "quite the opposite,
actually," is what she said.

GABE: Okay, you're
embarrassing yourself.

[ALLISON SCOFFS]

BLAIR: You know what,
we all got to blow off
some steam sometimes, right?

Heh, I don't need
to blow off steam.

And I don't need you
to make excuses
for my behavior.

Don't-- Don't point.
You're alienating our guest.

BLAIR:
No, she's right.

I'm sorry, it's about
the moral complications

that are bei