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How are you?
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I'm fine.
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You don't look fine.
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It's quarter to 12.
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- Where are the children?
- Nanny.
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They wouldn't like me before midday.
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What happened here?
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An exchange of views.
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Oh, Margaret.
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I forget what about.
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There are so many
exchanges of views these days.
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I thought things had moved on.
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Oh, they've moved on, all right.
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He's moved on.
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On to the next one.
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He can't help himself.
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My priapic little snapper.
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You've never told me about the wallpaper.
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The rogue's gallery. Isn't it fun?
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I did it to remind Princess Margaret
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that her family has as many skeletons
in the cupboard as anyone else's.
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House of windsor?
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House of horrors, more like.
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I hope she saw the funny side.
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God, no.
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She said as long as that wallpaper
was there, she'd never come to the house.
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Not that she needed an excuse.
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She always hated it here.
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She considers it as ugly, misshapen,
and common as me.
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The failure of our marriage
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could not be better encapsulated
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by the two houses, the two dwellings,
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in which she and I are most comfortable.
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Hers,
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some insect-infested gin palace
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given to her by fawning sycophants.
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And this is mine.
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Oh, you two.
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I know.
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And poor you to get caught up in it.
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My advice would be to escape
while you still can.
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I'll never be able to give you
what you want.
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She'll never divorce me.
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She might
if she falls in love with someone else.
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What makes you think that'll happen?
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Well, you did.
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Didn't you?
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You're right.
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With mp3 from smaller parties
holding the balance of power,
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both labour and the tories
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look unable to reach
the magic number of 318.
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I'm sure it was her.
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- The thing?
- She has a name, you know.
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Yes, and I have been told it,
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but I can never remember,
so I call her the thing.
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- Lucy Lindsay-hogg.
- The thing.
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And the car she climbed into outside
looked very much like Tony's.
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I suppose they're in Sussex now.
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Ugly little house.
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Dreadful little shed.
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And he thinks I'll take the humiliation
lying down, does he?
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Well, he's got another thing coming.
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May I speak frankly, ma'am? As a friend?
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I can think of several couples
of whom it could be observed
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that having not found the contentment
they desired within matrimony,
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have chosen to live apart,
and appeared happier.
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Tony and I
will never let go of one another.
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And it's not just because divorce
is incompatible with my faith,
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but because...
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This is just how we like it.
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War is our love.
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A brutal fight to the death
is our mating dance,
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and I speak for both of us when I say
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we wouldn't want it any other way.
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Contentment is dull,
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and Tony and I are anything but dull.
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We can now say with near certainty
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that neither party will achieve a majority.
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So the clock is now ticking
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for Ted Heath to form an alliance
with Jeremy thorpe's liberal party.
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If he can't, we might well see
a return to power for Harold Wilson.
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If you can call
a minority government "power."
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What a mess.
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I mean, honestly, can you remember a time
when the country was in worse shape?
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Or one had as little confidence
in one's leaders?
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- Speaking of bad shape...
- One wakes up in the morning flinching.
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How could matters get any worse?
What more could possibly go wrong?
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And then you come down to breakfast,
you see the newspapers,
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and you realize they've done it again.
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Margaret's birthday is coming up.
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I mean, right now the United Kingdom
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is the equivalent of a patient
dying on the operating table
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and the surgeons, no, the butchers,
no, sorry, the murderers
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responsible for causing that death
are seeking re-election.
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Instead of throwing them in jail,
the people, like lemmings,
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are queuing up
to extend their bloody contracts.
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She called me late last night.
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Said she had something important
to discuss.
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- Who?
- Margaret.
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- She's run out of tonic?
- No.
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- Been knocked up by one of the footmen?
- Philip!
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You wouldn't put it past her.
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I worry it's Tony.
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Ready?
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Mr. Heath came to tell me
that he was unable to form a coalition
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with the ulster unionists or the liberals,
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which left him with no alternative
but to resign,
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at which point, I don't mind admitting,
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I let out an unconstitutional cheer.
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- —Huzzah!
- Privately, I hope.
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Well, it's not his politics I object to
so much as his company.
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And now Mr. Wilson,
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who, I must say,
looks very tired and not at all well,
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is back again as prime minister
of a minority government,
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and the best we can hope for
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is that he can survive
until the next election in the Autumn.
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Oh, really? Yes, that's...
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I have asked you all here,
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my family...
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On the occasion of my birthday.
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- Many happy returns.
- Happy birthday, margot.
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If you've noticed that my dear husband
is not at my side on this joyous occasion,
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it is because he is now betraying me,
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and not just in private,
but openly, in public too.
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And I don't think
we should take this lying down.
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- We?
- Yes, "we," mummy.
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If Tony insults me,
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by implication, he's insulting
the whole of the family too.
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- I'm not sure I follow that logic.
- What would you like us to do?
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Send a clear signal to the world
whose side you're on.
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- And impose sanctions.
- What?
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What kind of sanctions?
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No more invitations to royal events.
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No more royal photographs.
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No more access to crown property.
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Hit him where it hurts.
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Punish him. Draw blood.
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Where is he now?
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He left the country this morning...
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To make one of his films.
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Ghana, was it? Or did you say Guinea?
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With the thing.
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- The what?
- I'll explain later.
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I rather liked his last film.
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- Was that the one about dwarfs?
- Yes, it's short.
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It had compassion. It had kindness.
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In fact, I think that's the thing
I most like about Tony.
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Yes, and the fact
that he's generous enough
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to flirt with his mother-in-law.
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I'm going to throw up.
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- He cares.
- All right, mummy.
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He has a heart.
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Not that his wife or children have noticed.
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His charity work for the disabled,
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and the way he was at aberfan
was remarkable...
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Enough!
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Enough!
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Why do you do this, mummy?
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Why do you all do this?
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Why do you always, always take his side?
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This is my birthday party.
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And when I tell you
that my husband is out of the country,
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betraying me with another woman,
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instead of supporting me...
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And condemning him,
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you just sit here praising him to the sky.
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My family.
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My own flesh and blood. My birthday.
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Perhaps we're just sick to the back teeth
of you and have sympathy for him.
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- Philip!
- Well, I mean...
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Am I wrong?
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Hands up, anyone who thinks I'm wrong.
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Anne.
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Well...
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We should eat these before they get cold,
shouldn't we?
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She'll be all right in a minute.
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I hate them. I hate them. I hate them.
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- I hate them.
- Why don't you come up here, ma 'am?
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Come to Glen.
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We've invited a few guests
for the weekend.
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Come here. You might even enjoy it.
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- I don't have the time.
- Make time! You make time for her!
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- What a brat you are!
- You're a shit!
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- No! Tony!
- Piss off!
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Thank you.
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Thank you. Everybody back inside.
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What about Hugo?
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We were thinking of tying
a ribbon round him for you.
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How could he ever be thrilled with me?
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He's so excessively thrilled with himself.
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He's married.
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So are you, ma'am.
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Yes, I do know that.
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His wife is known
to give him the green light to play away.
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He's quite the virtuoso.
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What about him?
The one with all his clothes on.
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Oh, that's roddy.
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You must know his brother, dai.
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Or his father, Harry llewellyn,
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the olympic show jumper.
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Roddy! Roddy.
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Rufus.
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Your royal highness, how do you do?
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You're... you're perspiring.
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True, I am, ma'am.
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- So why don't you jump in the pool?
- Well, I didn't bring any trunks.
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- That was stupid.
- No, it wasn't.
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Yes, it was. I just said it was.
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It can't be stupid.
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I don't possess any trunks.
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That's not just stupid, that's absurd.
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Where's the nearest town?
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You know, this really wasn't necessary.
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On the contrary. It was essential.
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I mean, everyone else coming along too.
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They're not coming with us.
I wouldn't let them.
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No, they're going for lunch,
while we go shopping.
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So apart from owning
a woefully inadequate wardrobe,
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what is it that you do?
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A research assistant
at the college of arms.
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Which involves genealogical research,
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and boning up on heraldry.
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I also have a mobile disco company
called vibrations.
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And I clean the floors
in a gallery on the Fulham road at night.
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But all of this
is just to fund my real passion.
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Have we got to the end of the answer yet?
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I'm rather regretting asking.
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What nice hands you've got.
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Have I?
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How nice you'd not noticed.
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It's so nice when a man is unaware
of his best features.
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And so sad when a lady hides hers.
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Did you mean these?
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What, then?
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Your smile.
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I've forgotten how.
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- Where are we?
- Peebles, ma'am.
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Where?
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This is the hotel.
We'll be in the bar waiting for you.
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The department store's
over there on the right.
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You can't miss it.
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- Would you...
- Okay.
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Oh, god.
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- We've stumbled upon an experiment in...
- Excuse me.
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Inbreeding.
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Your royal highness.
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Gentleman's bathing trunks, please.
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- What size are you?
- Small.
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I sincerely hope not.
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He means slim.
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Did we ever get to the bit
where you told me your passion in life?
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- Then what is it?
- Gardening, ma'am.
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These, please.
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No, these.
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I'm paying. I choose. Try them on.
256
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:04,383
You know, I have a garden that needs doing.
257
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,262
Do you? I imagine
you must have an army of gardeners.
258
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:10,556
Don't believe everything you hear.
259
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,726
No, my garden is quite neglected.
260
00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:17,354
- Especially the one in mustique.
- Where?
261
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:22,443
It's a small private island
in the Caribbean.
262
00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:26,030
How lovely.
263
00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:27,990
My husband hates it.
264
00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:32,453
But since I hate my husband,
what he thinks is irrelevant.
265
00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:34,914
You know, in the Caribbean,
266
00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:37,041
they have one of my favorite trees.
267
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,793
The silk cotton tree.
268
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:44,506
The challenge for any gardener
is to judge the right amount of pruning.
269
00:23:45,049 --> 00:23:46,592
Is that so?
270
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:49,845
Well, you need very nimble fingers.
271
00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:01,106
And do you have nimble,
272
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:02,900
as well as pretty fingers?
273
00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:06,111
I do.
274
00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:11,908
Perfect.
275
00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:37,017
- Solo or duet?
- Duet!
276
00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:50,030
I'm just a girl, a wonderful girl
277
00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:52,658
I'm the sweetest one in town
278
00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:55,327
you can search for miles around
279
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:58,288
but not one like me can be found
280
00:24:58,706 --> 00:25:01,083
you've got a smile, a wonderful smile
281
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,043
and a certain little wave
282
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,797
and every time the boys get near me
283
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,758
they look at me and say
284
00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:14,805
red hot mama, red hot mama
285
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:17,141
you're the one we need
286
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:20,394
red hot mama, some charmer
287
00:25:20,477 --> 00:25:22,980
yes, indeed
288
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:27,192
they say that I should be in the follies
289
00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:28,652
hot tamales
290
00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:30,904
I have a pair of eyes
291
00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:35,034
just like old svenga/I's
292
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:37,703
I confess that you possess
293
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:40,497
the sweetest charms in town
294
00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:42,958
and unless I miss my guess
295
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:45,461
the boys all follow you around
296
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:48,422
I make a music master drop his fiddle
297
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:51,300
make a bald-headed man
part his hair in the middle
298
00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:53,886
red hot mama, red hot mama
299
00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:56,513
I 'ii have to turn my damper down
300
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:59,308
red hot mama, red hot mama
301
00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:01,769
you're the one we need
302
00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:04,938
red hot mama, some charmer
303
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:08,817
yes, indeed
304
00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,292
When she went to bed, did you notice?
305
00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:27,753
Of course I noticed. Everyone noticed.
306
00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:30,422
At the top of the stairs,
instead of turning right...
307
00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:33,592
- He turned left.
- What have we done?
308
00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:37,221
- This could come back to haunt us.
- —why?
309
00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:41,725
It will look like we've encouraged
the queen's sister to betray her husband.
310
00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:45,562
She's not betraying Tony. She's with Tony.
311
00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:47,231
Can't you see?
312
00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:50,609
Slim, Welsh, reddish hair.
313
00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:52,653
The two men are virtually identical.
314
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:56,865
Roddy's a carbon copy
of Tony. Just younger.
315
00:26:58,242 --> 00:26:59,910
I hadn't thought of that.
316
00:27:22,015 --> 00:27:23,392
Lord snowdon, ma'am.
317
00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:32,985
- Your majesty.
- Dear Tony.
318
00:27:36,113 --> 00:27:38,490
So kind of you to come.
I know how busy you are.
319
00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:48,500
Before we start...
320
00:27:51,545 --> 00:27:54,298
Just look what I found in my studio
the other day.
321
00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:59,094
- How young we were.
- How pretty you were.
322
00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:01,805
- Oh, stop it.
- Like vivien Leigh.
323
00:28:03,891 --> 00:28:07,102
- I've always loved this picture.
- Yes.
324
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:08,937
Gosh. Philip.
325
00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:11,773
Not looking cross for once. Miraculous.
326
00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:14,651
- All yours, ma'am.
- For me?
327
00:28:14,735 --> 00:28:16,653
With my compliments.
328
00:28:17,446 --> 00:28:20,908
And now to the main business.
329
00:28:27,456 --> 00:28:28,540
A mug.
330
00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:32,294
And...
331
00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:38,382
A teapot.
332
00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:43,472
And...
333
00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:49,561
A commemorative plate.
334
00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:54,398
And a tea towel
335
00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:59,154
with the dates 1952 to 1977.
336
00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:04,076
The powers that be
thought it might be nice
337
00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:05,911
if someone from inside the firm
338
00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:08,705
were to design some of the memorabilia.
339
00:29:08,789 --> 00:29:12,251
- Oh, Tony, you are clever.
- Always happy to help my family.
340
00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:14,169
Are you?
341
00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:17,422
Let's talk about that for a minute.
342
00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:20,509
- May I keep these, as well?
- Yes. Yes, of course.
343
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,303
Now, I don't want to...
344
00:29:24,388 --> 00:29:29,268
Pry or lecture anyone
about what goes on in a marriage.
345
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,272
In my experience, people find a way
to do what they need to do
346
00:29:33,355 --> 00:29:35,816
to remain happy or sane.
347
00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:39,444
I often think turning a blind eye
is the best approach.
348
00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:42,948
Things work themselves out in the end.
349
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:49,037
But recently,
Margaret has been so wretched...
350
00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:52,040
And so lost...
351
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,419
And she's so in love with you.
352
00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:59,381
I wouldn't be a responsible elder sister,
or head of the family,
353
00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:01,091
if I didn't say
354
00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:05,304
how happy it would make us all,
but particularly Margaret,
355
00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:07,764
if you two were to patch things up again,
356
00:30:07,848 --> 00:30:09,599
even ifjust for the children.
357
00:30:12,269 --> 00:30:13,645
I quite agree...
358
00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:17,983
And had been giving the matter
senousthought
359
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,235
- had you really?
- Yes.
360
00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:24,281
But then I heard the latest developments.
361
00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:27,409
Who she's met.
362
00:30:28,702 --> 00:30:30,412
What she's doing.
363
00:30:30,871 --> 00:30:32,331
How she's...
364
00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:36,126
Conducting herself.
365
00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:39,796
What latest developments?
366
00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:05,947
They're here!
367
00:31:21,254 --> 00:31:23,340
- Welcome, your royal highness.
- Colin.
368
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:25,967
- No, I don't think kissing.
- No, quite right.
369
00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:27,094
I'm hot and sweaty.
370
00:31:27,177 --> 00:31:28,845
- Hello.
- Yes, isn't it unbearable?
371
00:31:28,929 --> 00:31:31,348
What are you talking about?
The weather's lovely.
372
00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:34,476
- You're right. Heavenly.
- It's the aeroplane that was hot.
373
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,062
- Is this us?
- Yes, ma'am.
374
00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:39,545
Yes, I think straight to the house.
I don't want any of that.
375
00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:42,275
Right. Go on.
376
00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:43,944
- Hello, Anne.
- Hello.
377
00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:47,155
Where's the boy?
Look, do keep up now. Come on.
378
00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:50,826
- I'm sorry, darling.
- Don't call me that in public, ever.
379
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:52,369
I'd rather you didn't call me boy.
380
00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:55,122
-But you are one. You're a little boy,
-steady.
381
00:31:55,205 --> 00:31:57,165
Who needs to be taught everything.
382
00:31:58,291 --> 00:31:59,291
Ma'am.
383
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:28,447
There it is. Les jolies eaux.
384
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,115
Lovely.
385
00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:33,827
- I was given it as a wedding present.
- Take those to their rooms, please.
386
00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:38,957
The irony is the one person
I never shared it with
387
00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:40,792
is my husband.
388
00:32:41,918 --> 00:32:43,545
Drink, ma'am?
389
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,342
- Yes.
- Wonderful idea. Shall we?
390
00:34:15,011 --> 00:34:18,223
- Clever you!
- Hello. Hello over there.
391
00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:20,684
Look, no hands!
392
00:34:21,935 --> 00:34:23,562
Come back for me!
393
00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:46,334
And there's no one there
394
00:34:47,335 --> 00:34:51,214
I smell blossom and the trees are bare
395
00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:52,215
beautiful.
396
00:34:52,299 --> 00:34:55,677
All daylong I seem to walk on air
397
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,013
oh, it sounds lovely.
398
00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:01,308
-I wonder why -i wonder why
399
00:35:01,391 --> 00:35:02,601
you join in, you two.
400
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:06,021
No, I don't sing. I don't sing.
401
00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:09,941
Oh, turn it up. Turn it up.
I love this song.
402
00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:11,610
- Do you want it louder?
- All the way!
403
00:35:16,865 --> 00:35:18,366
Come on. Come and dance.
404
00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:23,121
Come on, Colin.
405
00:35:28,043 --> 00:35:30,003
Colin, you wild cracker!
406
00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:34,257
You wild fire!
407
00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:40,096
Marvelous.
408
00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:42,682
Can we have one more chair?
409
00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:44,768
Thank you so much.
410
00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:47,896
Happiness is a fickle creature.
411
00:35:48,772 --> 00:35:50,774
A constant companion to some,
412
00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:53,985
hides herself completely from others.
413
00:35:55,028 --> 00:35:58,990
She's been an elusive creature to me.
414
00:35:59,949 --> 00:36:03,912
But here she is, finally, sitting among us,
415
00:36:04,412 --> 00:36:07,332
and I say welcome.
416
00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:11,878
I won't mention how late her arrival is.
417
00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:14,588
Who?
418
00:36:17,801 --> 00:36:19,094
Happiness, dear.
419
00:36:21,930 --> 00:36:23,014
Never mind.
420
00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:25,684
- Yes, sir. No problem.
- Right.
421
00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:28,436
Cream?
422
00:36:28,645 --> 00:36:31,398
- I'm not burning, am I?
- Not yet.
423
00:36:32,649 --> 00:36:34,192
Better safe than sorry.
424
00:37:05,098 --> 00:37:07,434
How could she be so stupid?
425
00:37:08,685 --> 00:37:09,728
Who?
426
00:37:39,883 --> 00:37:41,009
Your majesty.
427
00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:43,178
This is in every...
428
00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:48,600
"The floozy and the scrounger."
"Lady and the tramp."
429
00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:52,061
It's not entirely Margaret's fault.
She had gone a long way to be private.
430
00:37:52,145 --> 00:37:53,605
Spending 12 hours on an aeroplane
431
00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:56,441
doesn't give you license
to behave like a whore.
432
00:37:56,733 --> 00:38:00,195
- You must bring her back, straight away.
- That won't be easy.
433
00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:01,821
She doesn't take well to my orders.
434
00:38:01,905 --> 00:38:05,033
Fine. Then she can take mine.
See to it, please, Martin.
435
00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:09,746
Are you still here?
436
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:23,802
We don't know all the facts yet.
437
00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:26,262
What is this if it's not a fact?
That is a fact.
438
00:38:26,346 --> 00:38:28,723
That's a fact, that's a fact,
and that's a fact.
439
00:39:14,936 --> 00:39:16,187
You've seen the papers?
440
00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:18,815
I have.
441
00:39:20,066 --> 00:39:22,735
What's the matter? I
thought you'd be happy.
442
00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:25,822
Why would I be happy?
443
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:29,742
Because now we have
what we've been waiting for.
444
00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:33,288
Margaret in love with someone else.
445
00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:35,081
Legitimate grounds for separation
446
00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:37,584
in a way that will still protect your name.
447
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,669
Your reputation.
448
00:39:41,254 --> 00:39:43,047
- Our future.
- And?
449
00:39:44,591 --> 00:39:46,426
You expect me to jump up and down with joy?
450
00:39:49,512 --> 00:39:50,889
She's my wife.
451
00:39:52,849 --> 00:39:54,350
Mother of my children.
452
00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,405
Was there anything else?
453
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:50,198
Calm down. All right.
454
00:42:03,646 --> 00:42:06,983
- Didn't expect to find you here.
- Where else would you expect to find me?
455
00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:09,652
It's my home.
456
00:42:10,403 --> 00:42:11,988
Used to be your home.
457
00:42:12,071 --> 00:42:14,365
It's still my home.
458
00:42:15,825 --> 00:42:17,035
What is he doing in it?
459
00:42:17,702 --> 00:42:19,370
Hello, sir.
460
00:42:22,165 --> 00:42:24,375
I would ask where you got the nerve
to come here,
461
00:42:24,459 --> 00:42:26,294
if I thought you had nerve.
462
00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:29,422
But looking at you,
I can tell you've no nerve at all.
463
00:42:29,505 --> 00:42:31,299
You'rejust stupid. Go on. Get out.
464
00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:33,718
Don't you dare talk to him like that.
465
00:42:33,801 --> 00:42:36,054
I'll speak to him whichever way I like
466
00:42:36,137 --> 00:42:37,597
- in my house.
- My house.
467
00:42:37,847 --> 00:42:40,224
Our house, ducky!
468
00:42:40,308 --> 00:42:42,351
No. Not ours, anymore.
469
00:42:47,523 --> 00:42:48,900
Please leave.
470
00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:53,446
I won't leave.
You don't want me to leave.
471
00:42:53,529 --> 00:42:56,949
I'm desperate for you to leave.
Desperate.
472
00:42:57,325 --> 00:43:00,620
Like a patient
desperate to cut out a cancer.
473
00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:03,081
Think very carefully
about what you're saying.
474
00:43:04,373 --> 00:43:08,711
- Every game has its limits.
- It's not a game anymore.
475
00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:15,551
He has no idea how to make you happy.
476
00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:18,346
You made me happy?
477
00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:20,681
Couldn't make me any more wretched
than you have.
478
00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:22,934
You were wretched when I found you.
479
00:43:25,353 --> 00:43:28,356
Your little love notes
you leave me everywhere.
480
00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:30,149
"How do I loathe thee?
481
00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:32,276
Let me count the ways."
482
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,195
"You look like a Jewish manicurist.
483
00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:36,114
You look like a Maltese landlady."
484
00:43:36,197 --> 00:43:38,866
A little rich, I think,
coming from a misshapen cripple!
485
00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:42,286
- Oh, yes.
- Polio boy. Hoppety-hop. Hoppety-hop.
486
00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:43,913
Overlooked by his mother
487
00:43:43,996 --> 00:43:47,416
because he wasn't strong enough
or well-born enough.
488
00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:50,211
An embarrassment! Not able-bodied enough.
489
00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:52,797
If we're talking about "overlooked,"
490
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,507
isn't that what this is all about?
491
00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:58,261
Overlooked Margaret, with no role,
no purpose, no real friends,
492
00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:01,180
of whom it must finally be asked,
493
00:44:01,264 --> 00:44:02,723
what is a Princess for?
494
00:44:04,767 --> 00:44:06,477
You go after him and I'll divorce you!
495
00:44:07,228 --> 00:44:08,896
Oh, you wouldn't dare.
496
00:44:10,106 --> 00:44:13,067
You go after him,
and I'll bring you to your knees!
497
00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:14,152
Roddy!
498
00:44:14,777 --> 00:44:15,987
Roddy!
499
00:44:17,071 --> 00:44:18,114
Roddy?
500
00:44:19,448 --> 00:44:20,700
Roddy!
501
00:44:47,310 --> 00:44:48,561
It's age.
502
00:44:49,312 --> 00:44:50,479
It happens to us all.
503
00:44:50,563 --> 00:44:53,149
No, ma'am. It's not just age. No.
504
00:44:54,066 --> 00:44:57,153
It's been diagnosed. It has a name.
505
00:44:58,946 --> 00:45:00,406
Alzheimer's.
506
00:45:11,792 --> 00:45:15,171
I first noticed symptoms two years ago.
507
00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:19,258
I always speak in public without notes.
508
00:45:19,342 --> 00:45:22,094
I've something of a photographic memory.
509
00:45:23,304 --> 00:45:27,934
But then one day, I dried.
510
00:45:28,476 --> 00:45:30,269
And in the months that followed...
511
00:45:31,312 --> 00:45:34,440
I noticed more forgetfulness.
512
00:45:36,817 --> 00:45:38,069
Agitation.
513
00:45:40,613 --> 00:45:41,656
Delusion.
514
00:45:43,449 --> 00:45:44,700
Paranoia.
515
00:45:44,784 --> 00:45:46,202
I shouldn't worry too much.
516
00:45:46,953 --> 00:45:50,248
Several of your predecessors
had far more serious afflictions,
517
00:45:50,331 --> 00:45:53,376
and they continued to govern
without the public being any the wiser.
518
00:45:55,002 --> 00:45:58,089
No, ma'am,
it's a mental health issue now.
519
00:45:58,965 --> 00:46:01,550
I shall put myself
in the hands of the doctors.
520
00:46:04,637 --> 00:46:06,222
Oh, prime minister, I am sorry.
521
00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:09,100
This will come as a terrible shock.
522
00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:10,810
Well, maybe, but...
523
00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:14,522
No shock lasts longer than 48 hours.
524
00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:17,650
There's too much appetite
for the next shock.
525
00:46:21,153 --> 00:46:23,197
I'll miss our sessions terribly.
526
00:46:24,532 --> 00:46:27,910
I don't mind admitting
I let out an unconstitutional cheer
527
00:46:27,994 --> 00:46:29,870
when you beat Mr. Heath this time.
528
00:46:31,289 --> 00:46:34,333
I always said deep down,
you're a lefty at heart.
529
00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:37,545
Nothing to do with the politics.
You're just a better companion.
530
00:46:38,462 --> 00:46:40,923
Although I wouldn't have said that
the first time we met.
531
00:46:41,007 --> 00:46:44,719
No! You thought
I was going to rough you lot up.
532
00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:48,973
And look what a sentimental old royalist
I turned out to be.
533
00:47:07,992 --> 00:47:09,118
Your majesty.
534
00:47:24,050 --> 00:47:25,343
Prime minister?
535
00:47:28,095 --> 00:47:30,181
If you saw fit to invite your queen
536
00:47:30,264 --> 00:47:32,725
to supper at downing street
before you left,
537
00:47:33,059 --> 00:47:34,685
she would be honored.
538
00:47:36,896 --> 00:47:40,441
But that's an honor
previously only given to Churchill.
539
00:47:41,650 --> 00:47:44,653
The Duke of Edinburgh and I
would like that very much.
540
00:47:47,823 --> 00:47:49,909
So would Mrs. Wilson and I.
541
00:48:08,052 --> 00:48:09,136
Martin?
542
00:48:22,608 --> 00:48:27,363
The amount of nitrazepam
the Princess took
543
00:48:27,446 --> 00:48:30,574
was quite critical, ma'am.
544
00:48:31,033 --> 00:48:32,326
Nitrazepam?
545
00:48:33,494 --> 00:48:34,787
A sedative.
546
00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:42,086
Used in short periods
for the relief of anxiety and insomnia.
547
00:48:44,547 --> 00:48:49,760
Based on the numbers of empty packets
we found.
548
00:48:51,303 --> 00:48:55,057
You would say
more indicative of a cry for attention
549
00:48:55,516 --> 00:48:57,768
than a genuine suicide attempt?
550
00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:02,440
A cri de coeur,
rather than a coup de grace?
551
00:49:44,190 --> 00:49:45,232
Hello, you.
552
00:49:46,066 --> 00:49:47,066
Hello, you.
553
00:50:06,879 --> 00:50:08,672
Am I going to get a ticking-off?
554
00:50:09,215 --> 00:50:12,218
That hadn't been my intention,
though perhaps I should.
555
00:50:13,511 --> 00:50:14,720
Why?
556
00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:17,640
Because for a while there,
it was touch and go.
557
00:50:21,227 --> 00:50:22,353
So I hear.
558
00:50:25,231 --> 00:50:26,774
Did you mean it?
559
00:50:28,859 --> 00:50:31,862
I don't know. Possibly.
560
00:50:36,784 --> 00:50:37,993
How do you feel now?
561
00:50:46,794 --> 00:50:48,087
There were tubes.
562
00:50:50,714 --> 00:50:52,174
A little bit foolish.
563
00:50:56,178 --> 00:50:57,221
Where's roddy?
564
00:50:58,639 --> 00:51:01,016
- Gone.
- Where?
565
00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:04,687
Ran for the hills.
I hear Moroccan hills.
566
00:51:06,230 --> 00:51:07,273
And Tony?
567
00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:09,567
Back with the thing.
568
00:51:11,110 --> 00:51:13,612
Future lady snowdon, I would wager.
569
00:51:18,951 --> 00:51:20,536
I'm not very good at it.
570
00:51:25,291 --> 00:51:26,417
What?
571
00:51:30,462 --> 00:51:32,381
I seem to drive them all mad.
572
00:51:36,427 --> 00:51:38,512
Tony and I are going to separate.
573
00:51:39,722 --> 00:51:41,890
Yes, I think that's probably wise.
574
00:51:41,974 --> 00:51:45,811
Which, I'm afraid to say,
will lead to divorce.
575
00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:52,693
The first royal divorce
since Henry viii and Anne of cleves.
576
00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:55,404
I have a little bit of good news
in that department.
577
00:51:55,863 --> 00:51:57,281
Which is?
578
00:51:57,656 --> 00:52:01,160
If we time it right,
the announcement of your separation
579
00:52:01,243 --> 00:52:03,621
might get lost
in the prime minister's resignation.
580
00:52:04,079 --> 00:52:07,750
I thought he only just got re-elected.
Or did I really miss something?
581
00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:10,878
Due to ill health. Alzheimer's.
582
00:52:13,005 --> 00:52:14,214
I'm sorry.
583
00:52:19,887 --> 00:52:21,180
How many does that make it?
584
00:52:22,056 --> 00:52:23,974
Prime ministers?
585
00:52:24,475 --> 00:52:26,560
Whoever replaces him will be my seventh.
586
00:52:28,562 --> 00:52:30,439
The rest of us drop like flies...
587
00:52:31,357 --> 00:52:34,568
But she goes on and on.
588
00:52:59,885 --> 00:53:02,596
For the record, I think
there are many things you're good at.
589
00:53:03,263 --> 00:53:05,224
Name one that's actually meaningful.
590
00:53:05,974 --> 00:53:07,351
Being a sister.
591
00:53:08,268 --> 00:53:11,105
- No need to humor me.
- I'm not.
592
00:53:12,439 --> 00:53:14,024
Of all the people everywhere,
593
00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:17,111
you are the closest
and most important to me.
594
00:53:18,779 --> 00:53:20,197
And if by doing this...
595
00:53:21,323 --> 00:53:23,158
You wanted to let me imagine
for one minute
596
00:53:23,242 --> 00:53:25,202
what life would be like without you...
597
00:53:27,079 --> 00:53:28,455
You succeeded.
598
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,627
It would be unbearable.
599
00:53:40,426 --> 00:53:42,052
Then we must both carry on.
600
00:54:09,496 --> 00:54:12,416
- Morning.
- Morning, your majesty.
601
00:54:32,060 --> 00:54:33,771
Good morning, your majesty.
602
00:54:43,864 --> 00:54:46,366
Usually when I drive
into broadcasting house
603
00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:47,576
just after 5 in the morning,
604
00:54:47,659 --> 00:54:50,078
the most I'm likely to see
is a bread delivery Van,
605
00:54:50,162 --> 00:54:51,872
or an office cleaner on the way to work,
606
00:54:51,955 --> 00:54:55,459
but this morning, despite the dark skies,
there was a feeling of activity.
607
00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:57,836
A string of horses
clattering through the streets,
608
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:00,506
and lots of people
wearing red, white and blue gear
609
00:55:00,589 --> 00:55:03,008
drifting down towards trafalgar square.
610
00:55:03,342 --> 00:55:05,093
But what of those who've been up all night
611
00:55:05,177 --> 00:55:07,387
to make sure of getting
a good view of the procession?
612
00:55:07,471 --> 00:55:10,516
Andy price is with them
outside Buckingham Palace.
613
00:55:10,599 --> 00:55:12,601
I'm standing in front of Buckingham Palace,
614
00:55:12,684 --> 00:55:15,813
and I expect the queen's teasmade
has just rung her back to consciousness.
615
00:55:17,022 --> 00:55:19,191
I expect she's lying there, just coming to,
616
00:55:19,274 --> 00:55:21,401
and remembering that this is jubilee day.
617
00:55:21,485 --> 00:55:25,113
This is a day as grueling
as her coronation 25 years ago,
618
00:55:25,197 --> 00:55:26,782
certainly in ceremonial terms.
619
00:55:26,865 --> 00:55:29,785
But she was a mere slip of a thing
in those days.
620
00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:32,329
I expect today she's wondering
if the shoes she's gonna wear
621
00:55:32,412 --> 00:55:34,873
are quite as comfortable as they might be.
622
00:55:34,957 --> 00:55:37,459
Now, the weather looks as though, as I say,
623
00:55:37,543 --> 00:55:41,296
as though it's certainly
going to hold for the journey out.
624
00:55:42,339 --> 00:55:44,424
What's your view of the jubilee?
625
00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:50,097
You must do it.
626
00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:54,434
You don't think it might
all backfire on me?
627
00:55:56,854 --> 00:55:58,897
Ask yourself,
in the time I've been on the throne,
628
00:55:58,981 --> 00:56:00,566
what have I actually achieved?
629
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:02,693
You've been calm...
630
00:56:04,027 --> 00:56:05,362
And stable and...
631
00:56:05,445 --> 00:56:07,197
Useless and unhelpful.
632
00:56:08,115 --> 00:56:11,410
This country was still great
when I came to the throne, and now look.
633
00:56:12,077 --> 00:56:15,831
So much for the second elizabethan age,
which Winston talked about.
634
00:56:17,499 --> 00:56:20,419
All that's happened on my watch
is the place has fallen apart.
635
00:56:21,503 --> 00:56:24,298
It's only fallen apart if we say it has.
636
00:56:25,340 --> 00:56:27,259
That's the thing about the monarchy.
637
00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:31,054
We paper over the cracks.
638
00:56:32,472 --> 00:56:34,057
And if what we do
639
00:56:34,141 --> 00:56:37,936
is loud and grand and confident enough,
640
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:42,316
no one will notice
that all around us it's fallen apart.
641
00:56:42,941 --> 00:56:44,401
That's the point of us.
642
00:56:47,362 --> 00:56:48,488
Not us.
643
00:56:49,823 --> 00:56:51,158
Of you.
644
00:56:52,659 --> 00:56:55,412
You cannot flinch.
645
00:56:56,997 --> 00:57:00,375
Because if you show a single crack...
646
00:57:01,293 --> 00:57:04,046
We'll see it isn't a crack, but a chasm...
647
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:06,506
And we 7! All fall in.
648
00:57:09,301 --> 00:57:12,304
So you must hold it all together.
649
00:57:15,641 --> 00:57:17,559
Must I do that alone?
650
00:57:19,061 --> 00:57:20,896
There is only one queen.
651
00:57:27,611 --> 00:57:31,031
And now the poet laureate,
sir John betjeman.
652
00:57:31,323 --> 00:57:32,950
God save the queen.
653
00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:38,997
In days of disillusion,
however low we've been
654
00:57:39,665 --> 00:57:42,876
to fire us and inspire us
655
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,629
god gave to us our queen.
656
00:57:46,838 --> 00:57:49,675
She acceded, young and dutiful,
657
00:57:50,175 --> 00:57:52,636
to a much-loved father's throne.
658
00:57:52,719 --> 00:57:56,348
Serene and kind and beautiful,
659
00:57:56,431 --> 00:57:58,642
she holds us as her own.
660
00:57:59,685 --> 00:58:02,688
And 25 years later
661
00:58:02,771 --> 00:58:04,940
so sure her reign has been
662
00:58:05,732 --> 00:58:08,944
that our great events are greater
663
00:58:09,027 --> 00:58:11,655
for the presence of our queen.
664
00:58:13,949 --> 00:58:16,243
For our monarch and her people,
665
00:58:16,326 --> 00:58:18,578
united yet and free,
666
00:58:18,662 --> 00:58:21,915
let the bells from ev'ry steeple
667
00:58:21,999 --> 00:58:24,918
ring out loud the jubilee.
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