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COME ON, SIR. 11 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:17,351 - GET READY TO CLEAR, BRI. - WHAT IS IT? 12 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:19,487 - TA CAFFERIN... 13 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,489 - BRI? 14 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:24,092 - [mumbling] I LOVE HER. 15 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:25,259 - CLEAR. 16 00:00:25,293 --> 00:00:29,363 [flatlining] 17 00:00:29,397 --> 00:00:31,265 CLEAR. 18 00:00:31,299 --> 00:00:32,433 [flatlining] 19 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:34,202 CLEAR. 20 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:37,371 - SH--. 21 00:00:37,405 --> 00:00:38,906 HE CLEARLY SAID, "TELL CATHERINE I LOVE HER." 22 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:40,241 - I HEARD, "CATHETER'S BROKEN." 23 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:41,842 - CATHETER? YOU WERE TOO FAR AWAY. 24 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,077 - I WAS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. - WHAT'D YOU HEAR? 25 00:00:43,111 --> 00:00:44,112 - "THE CATHOLIC POKER." 26 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:45,579 - WHAT THE HECK WOULD THAT MEAN? 27 00:00:45,613 --> 00:00:47,047 - MAYBE SOME PRIEST HAD A HARD-ON FOR HIM. 28 00:00:47,081 --> 00:00:48,782 PEOPLE SAY STRANGE SH-- WHEN THEY KICK, BRIAN. 29 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:50,451 WE HAD A GIANT BROTHER GO ON US FOUR MONTHS AGO. 30 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:52,420 SAME DEAL, HEART ATTACK, 52, 31 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:53,921 BUILT LIKE A BRICK SH--HOUSE, 32 00:00:53,954 --> 00:00:56,724 EX-HEAVYWEIGHT BOXER, NECK THE SIZE OF AN SUV. 33 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:57,525 - HE CALLS ME CLOSE, I LEAN IN. 34 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,127 YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAYS? 35 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,361 "HANNAH MONTANA." 36 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:01,695 - HAD AN OLD LADY LAST SUMMER. 37 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:03,864 96-YEAR-OLD GREAT GRANDMOTHER, 38 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,267 WHITE, JEWISH, SURVIVED AUSCHWITZ. 39 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:07,268 YOU KNOW WHAT HER LAST WORDS WERE? 40 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:08,802 "SALSA." 41 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:10,738 - I HOPE MY DYING WORDS ARE HAPPY. 42 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:12,373 - I HOPE MY DYING WORDS ARE "THAT WAS THE BEST 43 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:13,607 "BLOW JOB EVER. 44 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:15,042 THANK YOU, NEIL PATRICK HARRIS." 45 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,610 - HE WAS WEARING A WEDDING RING. 46 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:18,279 I OWE IT TO HIS WIFE TO TELL HER THAT 47 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:20,080 HIS DYING BREATH, THE LAST WORDS 48 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:21,415 HE EVER SPOKE ON PLANET EARTH, 49 00:01:21,449 --> 00:01:23,817 INVOLVED HIS ETERNAL LOVE FOR HER. 50 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:25,386 - BRIAN, WE HAVEN'T EVEN ESTABLISHED 51 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,155 THAT HE SAID THE WORD "CATHERINE." 52 00:01:27,188 --> 00:01:28,556 AND EVEN IF HE DID, HE COULD BE TALKING ABOUT 53 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,391 HIS CAMARO OR HIS DICK. 54 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:31,892 - WHO NAMES THEIR DICK CATHERINE? 55 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,494 - A GUY WHO DRIVES A CAMARO. - OKAY. 56 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:35,296 - I'M SORRY, MRS. HARRIS, 57 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:37,465 BUT WE DID ALL THAT WE COULD DO. 58 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:39,733 - OH. [crying] 59 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,335 - HARRIS? THAT'S HER. 60 00:01:41,369 --> 00:01:42,736 THAT'S CATHERINE, THE GUY'S WIFE. 61 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:44,138 - BRIAN, DO NOT GET INVOLVED. 62 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:45,306 - BRIAN, SOMETIMES WE SAVE LIVES. 63 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:46,607 SOMETIMES WE CAN'T. 64 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,108 BUT WE DO NOT CROSS THE LINE 65 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:49,677 WHEN IT COMES TO A FAMILY IN THEIR GRIEF. 66 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:53,113 - HE LOVED HER. I OWE IT TO HIM. 67 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:55,949 IT IS MY MORAL OBLIGATION. 68 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:04,692 I-I WORKED ON TRYING TO SAVE MR. HARRIS. 69 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:08,329 AND HE HAD SOME IMPORTANT 70 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:10,364 PARTING WORDS FOR HIS WIFE. 71 00:02:10,398 --> 00:02:12,099 - OH, MY GOD. - YES. 72 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:15,436 IT WAS VERY TOUCHING. 73 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,738 HE SAID, "TELL C-- 74 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:24,912 AGNES I SAID HI." 75 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:29,149 - CAHAGNES? 76 00:02:29,183 --> 00:02:31,552 - HE HAD SOME TRACHEAL BLOCKAGE. 77 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:32,986 - IT'S, LIKE, A THROAT THING. 78 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:34,355 [coughs] CAHAGNES. IT'S VERY COMMON. 79 00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:35,623 - OH. 80 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:38,292 WELL, WHY WOULD HE JUST SAY HI? 81 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:40,027 - MA'AM, DID YOUR-- DID YOUR HUSBAND-- 82 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:42,830 DID HE DRIVE A CAMARO? 83 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:44,498 - I'M SORRY, MA'AM, HE'S NEW. 84 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:45,799 WHAT YOUR HUSBAND SAID WAS, 85 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,067 "TELL AGNES THAT I LOVE HER." 86 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:48,402 - "SHE MADE LIFE WORTH LIVING." 87 00:02:48,436 --> 00:02:50,170 - AND THEN HE SMILED. - PASSED ON. 88 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:52,306 - OH, MY GOD. 89 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:54,174 THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 90 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:56,577 - YES, IT WAS. 91 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:59,413 - WE'RE SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. 92 00:03:01,582 --> 00:03:04,518 - WE GOT TO GO. 93 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:07,221 [funky music] 94 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:10,491 * 95 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:11,992 - I DON'T TELL LIES. 96 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,594 I LIVE MY LIFE ACCORDING TO A MORAL COMPASS. 97 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:15,062 DON'T YOU GUYS? 98 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:16,230 - NO, I DON'T HAVE A MORAL COMPASS. 99 00:03:16,264 --> 00:03:17,698 I GOT A MORAL GPS, OKAY? 100 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:19,099 IT OFFERS UP THREE ROUTES 101 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:20,568 IN ALMOST ANY GIVEN SITUATION: 102 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:22,336 A WHITE LIE, AN OFF-WHITE LIE, 103 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:25,172 AND THE LONG, LONELY ROUTE OF TRUTH AND HONESTY 104 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,607 THAT SKIPS ALL TOLL ROADS 105 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,208 AND USUALLY ENDS IN COMPLETE DISASTER, 106 00:03:28,242 --> 00:03:30,043 WHICH IS WHY I RARELY TAKE IT. 107 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:31,379 - MY PENIS IS MY COMPASS. - AND IT ONLY POINTS 108 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:33,046 IN ONE DIRECTION: THERESA. 109 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,048 - YOU JUST MADE MY COMPASS SEEM A LOT LESS COOL. 110 00:03:35,082 --> 00:03:36,884 - I THINK WE SHOULD LOCATE THIS CATHERINE LADY. 111 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:38,519 - MY DICK SAYS WE SHOULD LOCATE LUNCH. 112 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,354 - SHE WAS THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE, JOHNNY. 113 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:42,390 - NO, HIS WIFE WAS. WE JUST TOLD HER SO. 114 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:43,591 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, LOOK UP 115 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:45,092 EVERY CATHERINE IN CHICAGO? BESIDES, 116 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:46,427 IS CATHERINE WITH A "C"? KATHERINE WITH A "K"? 117 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:47,795 - AND YOU KNOW THERE'S A BLACK GIRL 118 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:48,729 OUT THERE SPELLING IT WITH A "Q". 119 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:49,563 - OH, WE DO LOVE OUR Qs, 120 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:50,698 EXCEPT FOR KWANZAA. 121 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,132 I DON'T KNOW HOW THE HELL 122 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:53,401 WE DROPPED THE BALL ON THAT ONE. 123 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:56,136 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. [shushes] 124 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:57,405 I GUESS WE'RE GETTING MEXICAN. 125 00:03:57,438 --> 00:04:00,708 - [laughs] 126 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:01,909 KNOW WHAT'S EVEN MORE DISTURBING 127 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:03,644 THAN BRIAN'S MORAL COMPASS? 128 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:04,812 - THAT JOHNNY'S PENIS KNOWS WHERE TO GET 129 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:06,714 THE BEST CARNITAS IN TOWN? 130 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,549 THESE ARE AMAZING. - MM-HMM. 131 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,484 - THANK YOU, GOOD SIR. 132 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:12,886 - AND NOW YOU'RE MAKING HIM FEEL VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. 133 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,254 - OH, NO, NO, NO. THE FACT THAT 134 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:15,723 A DEAD RINGER, JOHNNY-- AND I DO MEAN DEAD-- 135 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,090 FOR YOUR FATHER PASSED AWAY IN THE RIG, 136 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:18,826 AND YOU SEEM COMPLETELY UNAFFECTED BY IT. 137 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:20,394 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 138 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:21,929 - BIG STRONG IRISH GUY. 139 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:25,966 65 YEARS OLD. 140 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:28,469 - WAIT. - WHITE HAIR, BLUE EYES. 141 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:30,604 - OH, MY GOD. 142 00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:33,240 - EVEN HAD THE SAME COLOGNE-- OLD SPICE. 143 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:36,209 - IT'S A MASCULINE SCENT. 144 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,847 - HOLY SH--. THAT'S AWESOME. 145 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,449 - WHY IS IT AWESOME? 146 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:43,684 - UM, MY DAD LEFT MY MOM 147 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:46,420 FOR A STRIPPER NAMED COCO WHEN I WAS 13. 148 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:47,855 THE FACT THAT HIS DOPPELGANGER 149 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:49,323 BIT THE DUST RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME 150 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:51,024 AND I DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH, THAT MEANS 151 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:52,460 IT'S LIKE HE'S COMPLETELY OUT OF MY SYSTEM. 152 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:54,495 THE GUY LOOKED AND SMELLED 153 00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:56,296 AND EVEN DRESSED JUST LIKE MY OLD MAN, 154 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:57,831 AND I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE. 155 00:04:57,865 --> 00:04:59,333 IT'S LIKE THE GUY DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE. 156 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:00,701 [giggles] GO HIGH, BRO. 157 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:01,769 - WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED 158 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:02,836 TO YOUR FATHER, JOHN? 159 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:04,137 - UH, I DON'T REMEMBER. 160 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:06,306 - SEVEN YEARS, JOHN. I KEPT TRACK. 161 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:07,941 - SEVEN YEARS. - MM-HMM. 162 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,610 - WOW. GIVE ME SOME, BRIAN. 163 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,812 - THIS IS RIDICULOUS, JOHNNY. - WHAT? 164 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,947 - IF THAT HAD BEEN YOUR DAD WHO DROPPED DEAD TODAY, 165 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,649 YOU WOULD HAVE MILES AND MILES 166 00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:17,485 OF UNRESOLVED ISSUES WITH IT. - N-- 167 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:19,019 - AND THEY WOULD HAUNT YOU-- AND ME, 168 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:20,721 AS THE GUY WHO'S GOT TO LISTEN TO YOU BITCH-- 169 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:22,055 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. - I DON'T THINK SO. 170 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:23,691 - THIS IS SAD. THIS IS REALLY SAD. 171 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:26,193 IT'S LIKE A DEPRESSING GUS VAN SANT MOVIE 172 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:29,630 WHEN IT COULD BE A ROB LOWE HALLMARK SPECIAL. 173 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:32,299 - ROB LOWE? 174 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:38,005 - YOU GUYS NEVER SAW THE CHRISTMAS SHOES? 175 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:40,641 OH, MY GOD. IT'S SO GOOD. 176 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:43,844 SOMETIMES, I EVEN WATCH IT IN THE SUMMER. 177 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:45,579 - YOU NEED TO CALM HIM, JOHN. 178 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:46,580 - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REACH HIM. 179 00:05:46,614 --> 00:05:47,815 - I'M SURE YOUR MOTHER DOES. 180 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,417 - HOW CAN YOU HATE YOUR OWN FATHER? 181 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:50,918 - I DON'T HATE HIM. I DON'T LOVE HIM. 182 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:53,587 I HAVE NO FEELINGS FOR HIM WHATSOEVER. 183 00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:54,922 - BULLSH--. YOU TOOK ALL YOUR ANGER 184 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:55,989 AND RESENTMENT FOR HIM, AND YOU TURN 'EM 185 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,758 INTO A MESS OF COMMITMENT PROBLEMS 186 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,493 THAT IS SCREWING UP YOUR DEAL WITH THERESA. 187 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:01,529 - STOP. - THE COMPASS IN YOUR CROTCH 188 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:02,730 KNOWS SHE'S THE HOTTEST CHICK YOU'LL EVER BE WITH, 189 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:04,364 BUT YOUR FEARS ABOUT YOUR FATHER 190 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:07,000 HAVE INFECTED YOUR THICK IRISH BRAIN. 191 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,736 FIRST TIME IN THE HISTORY OF CIVILIZATION 192 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:11,104 A MAN'S COCK IS ACTUALLY SMARTER THAN HE IS. 193 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:14,374 LOOK UP YOUR DAD, AND FACE HOW YOU FEEL. 194 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:15,275 - YOU KNOW WHAT, HANK? YOU'RE RIGHT. 195 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:16,444 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 196 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:18,011 I SHOULD LOOK HIM UP, 197 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:20,213 TO THANK HIM. 198 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:24,885 BECAUSE HIM ABANDONING MY MOM AND I FOR COCO, 199 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:26,687 BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO US. 200 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:30,357 WE BONDED, LIKE TWO PEAS IN A POD. 201 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,725 I MEAN, SURE THERE WAS SOME DOWNSIDES, 202 00:06:31,759 --> 00:06:33,427 LIKE I WAS NEVER ALLOWED 203 00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:37,297 TO HAVE COCOA PUFFS IN THE HOUSE. 204 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:40,100 BUT THAT WAS MORE THAN MADE UP FOR 205 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:42,970 BY HER TEACHING ME HOW TO SHAVE, 206 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:45,706 AND HOW TO DRIVE, 207 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:46,807 AND HOW TO HIT A CURVEBALL. 208 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,309 I MEAN, WE WERE ALWAYS TOGETHER. 209 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:50,578 DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE YOUR MOM 210 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:51,645 TAKE YOU TO A BULLS GAME? 211 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:54,114 NO, YOU DON'T. 212 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:56,584 I BET YOU NEVER WENT TO A BEARS GAME 213 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:59,553 WITH YOUR MOM, AND HAD HER MAKE YOU WEAR MITTENS... 214 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:01,822 [knocks] 215 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:05,559 WHEN YOU'RE 14. 216 00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:07,160 I BET YOU NEVER SAT WITH YOUR MOM 217 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:09,630 AT A BLACKHAWKS GAME, AND SAW SOME FRIENDS 218 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:12,299 FROM SCHOOL WATCHING WHILE SHE TOOK HER SALIVA 219 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:14,602 AND SLICKED BACK YOUR HAIR. 220 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:16,336 ONLY YOU CAN'T TELL HER TO STOP, 221 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:17,571 'CAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID IF YOU HURT HER FEELINGS, 222 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:18,739 SHE'S GONNA ABANDON YOU TOO. 223 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,608 SH--. MY COCK IS SMARTER THAN I AM. 224 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:23,744 AND I GOTTA DEAL WITH FINDING MY GODDAMN DAD. 225 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,814 MOTHER-- [growls] 226 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:32,853 - I'M TELLIN' YA, THIS IS ALL COVERED 227 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:34,822 IN THE CHRISTMAS SHOES. 228 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:40,661 [doorbell buzzes] 229 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:42,630 - WHO IS IT? 230 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:44,464 - T? - HEY. 231 00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:46,133 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 232 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:47,868 - PICKING YOUR MOM UP FOR YOGA. 233 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:50,437 - MY MOM DOES YOGA? 234 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,606 - YEAH. 235 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:56,510 - UM, IS SHE WEARING YOGA PANTS? 236 00:07:56,544 --> 00:07:59,312 - NO, SHE'S NAKED. 237 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:01,949 - I DON'T WANNA SEE MY MOM'S ASS IN YOGA PANTS, 238 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:02,883 SO MAKE SURE SHE'S SITTING DOWN 239 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:04,451 WHEN I GET UP THERE. 240 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:05,986 - I'M A SEXUAL BEING, JOHNNY. 241 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:09,422 - MOM, THAT'S THE-- [buzz] 242 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,060 - HEY. BY THE WAY, 243 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:15,295 THERESA SAYS I LOOK GREAT IN THESE YOGA PANTS. 244 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,865 WHAT WAS THE WORD YOU USED? - LUSCIOUS. 245 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:19,867 - MY ASS LOOKS LUSCIOUS. 246 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,034 - AND I HAVE NO DOUBT. IT'S JUST THAT 247 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:22,970 IF I SEE YOUR ASS IN YOGA PANTS, 248 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,572 ANY TIME I SEE ANOTHER GIRL'S ASS IN YOGA PANTS, 249 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:26,707 I'M GONNA BE THINKING ABOUT YOUR ASS. 250 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:29,142 AND THAT'S NOT REALLY WHAT A SON 251 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,311 WANTS TO BE THINKING ABOUT HIS MOTHER. 252 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:34,715 AND IT WOULD BASICALLY RUIN YOGA PANTS FOR ME. 253 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:36,149 WHY ARE YOU HERE? 254 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,718 - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 255 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:39,052 YOU BROKE UP WITH HER, I DIDN'T. 256 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:40,353 - YEAH. I JUST THOUGHT YOGA WOULD BE 257 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:42,155 A GREAT STRESS RELIEVER FOR YOUR MOM, 258 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:43,691 AND A GOOD WAY FOR HER TO MEET GUYS. 259 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:45,593 - OH, TELL HIM ABOUT PIETRO. 260 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,027 - I DON'T NEED TO HEAR ABOUT PIETRO. 261 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:48,662 - HE'S THE HOT BOX YOGI. 262 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:50,764 - A VERY YOUNG INSTRUCTOR, OF SPANISH DESCENT, 263 00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:52,766 THAT HAS A THING FOR YOUR MOM. 264 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,267 - I LOVE THE HOT BOX. - MM-HMM. 265 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:56,003 - EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT WE HAVE A HOT BOX SESSION. 266 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,071 YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT LUSCIOUS ASS IN YOGA PANTS? 267 00:08:58,105 --> 00:08:59,940 YOU SHOULD SEE PIETRO 268 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,074 LEAD THE THURSDAY HOT BOX SESSION. 269 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:02,710 - MA, STOP SAYING THE WORDS 270 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:04,612 "HOT" AND "BOX" TOGETHER, PLEASE. 271 00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:06,780 AND I DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT MY MA AND MY GIRLFRIEND 272 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:09,349 TROLLING YOGA CLASSES FOR SKINNY SPANISH GIGOLOS. 273 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:12,753 - OH, OH, FIRST OF ALL, MOM AND EX-GIRLFRIEND. 274 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,121 AND WE ARE NOT TROLLING. 275 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:16,123 THOSE YOGIS ARE COMING ON TO US. 276 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:17,958 - MM-HMM. - AND I AM SEXUAL BEING 277 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:20,260 IN MY SEXUAL PRIME, AND I WILL SAY "HOT" AND "BOX" 278 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:21,862 TOGETHER IN THE SAME SENTENCE WHENEVER I WANT. 279 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,965 HOT BOX. 280 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:34,541 [both exhale] 281 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:35,809 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, ANYWAY? 282 00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:36,977 - I WANNA GET DAD'S INFORMATION. 283 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,111 I WANNA RECONNECT. 284 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:40,981 - WHAT? WHAT FOR? 285 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:44,084 - I-I HAVE SOME UNRESOLVED FEELINGS ABOUT HIM. 286 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:45,819 - WHAT IS WITH YOU AND THE FEELINGS? 287 00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:47,888 ALWAYS WITH THE FEELINGS. 288 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,222 I MEAN, YOU WANNA WORRY ABOUT FEELINGS? 289 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,991 WORRY ABOUT THERESA'S FEELINGS. 290 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,960 HOW ABOUT WORRY ABOUT THERESA'S ASS? 291 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:55,996 HER ASS, IN THOSE PANTS, IS A PENIS MAGNET. 292 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:58,231 YOU SHOULD SEE HOW THE GUYS OGLE HER AT THE GYM. 293 00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,667 THE OTHER NIGHT I COUNTED FIVE ERECTIONS. 294 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,969 - WHAT? WHY ARE YOU COUNTING ERECTIONS? 295 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:04,738 - THEY WERE POINTED RIGHT AT ME. 296 00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:06,073 IT FELT LIKE I WAS DOING A PRESS CONFERENCE. 297 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,908 - OH. 298 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,977 - YOU DON'T HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIS DAD ANYMORE? 299 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,411 - YEAH, SURE I DO. 300 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,113 HE SHOULD DIE IN A FIERY CAR CRASH. 301 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,581 - THIS IS A MAN YOU USED TO LOVE. 302 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,317 - LOVE'S FICKLE. REVENGE IS FOREVER. 303 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,319 I'M OLD-SCHOOL IRISH, THERESA. 304 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:21,121 IN THE DOOLEY TRIBE, WE HOLD TWO THINGS VERY CLOSE: 305 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,590 GRUDGES AND WHISKEY. 306 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,825 AND I DON'T LIKE WHISKEY. 307 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,426 - [laughs] 308 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,595 - OH, MY HAMMIES FEEL SO SUPPLE NOW. 309 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,163 - [grunts] OH. 310 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,765 - MOM, DO YOU HAVE DAD'S NUMBER OR NOT? 311 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:32,766 - IF I DID, HE'D BE DEAD ALREADY. 312 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,501 - I HAVE IT. 313 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:37,570 - YOU NEVER EVEN MET THE MAN. 314 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,508 - I AM REALLY OLD SCHOOL IRISH. 315 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:44,311 IN THE KELLY CLAN, WE BELIEVE THAT DIVORCE, 316 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:45,846 NO OFFENSE, IS FOR PUSSIES. 317 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,047 AND THE BEST WAY TO KEEP A GRUDGE 318 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,816 IS UNDER THE SAME ROOF. 319 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:49,883 I FIGURED IF OUR RELATIONSHIP 320 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,218 WASN'T GONNA WORK OUT, 321 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:52,119 BECAUSE OF YOUR COMMITMENT ISSUES, 322 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,854 THEN ONE OF US WAS GONNA BE 323 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:56,289 WANTING SOME ANSWERS OUT OF YOUR OLD MAN. 324 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:59,059 SO I'VE BEEN KEEPING AN EYE ON HIS INFORMATION. 325 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,894 DON'T CALL HIM FIRST. 326 00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:02,796 HE MAY WEASEL OUT OF MEETING WITH YOU. 327 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:05,465 DO WHAT WE DO-- AMBUSH HIM. 328 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,134 - WHEN YOU SAY "WE," YOU MEAN THE COPS 329 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,736 OR THE KELLY CLAN? 330 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:09,903 - BOTH. 331 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,204 - [laughs] 332 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:13,540 WHOA. 333 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,747 - FRANCIS HARDING HARRIS. 334 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,214 ATTENDED BROTHER RICE HIGH SCHOOL, 335 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:23,483 GRADUATING CLASS OF 1969. 336 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,418 I GOOGLED HIM, CROSS-REFERENCED THE INFO 337 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,320 FROM HIS OBITUARY, AND FOUND HIS HIGH SCHOOL'S 338 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,023 WEBSITE, AND HIS GRADUATING CLASS' FACEBOOK PAGE. 339 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:32,492 THEY'RE ABOUT READY TO HAVE THEIR 45TH REUNION, 340 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,195 AND JUST POSTED PHOTOS FROM THEIR '69 YEARBOOK ONLINE. 341 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,997 BAM! 342 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:40,167 FRANK HARRIS AND CATHERINE O'CONNELL-- 343 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,835 KING AND QUEEN OF THE BROTHER RICE 344 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,737 1969 SENIOR PROM. 345 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:45,839 AND I HAVE A MAILING ADDRESS FOR HER. 346 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:49,376 - BRIAN-- - CSI: CHICAGO ON YOU, BABY! 347 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:52,679 THE LOST VALENTINE, HANK. 348 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,915 JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT, BETTY WHITE, 349 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:58,185 THE SAME EXACT THEME: CLOSURE. 350 00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,853 THIS WOULD ALL BE SO MUCH EASIER 351 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,621 IF YOU'D JUST WATCH THE HALLMARK CHANNEL, HANK. 352 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:02,790 - HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BLACK MAN 353 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,191 WATCH THE HALLMARK CHANNEL? 354 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,625 - NO. - AND YOU NEVER WILL. 355 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,194 LOOK. THIS IS AGAINST COMPANY POLICY 356 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,029 AND ALL COMMON SENSE. 357 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,563 WHAT IF SHE'S DEAD? 358 00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:12,632 - THEN MY MORAL COMPASS CAN GO BACK TO WORRYING 359 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,935 ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE AND THE CANADIAN SEA OTTER. 360 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,469 THEY'RE SMALL, THEY'RE FURRY, 361 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,772 AND THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF CLAMS, HANK. 362 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,207 WE ALREADY KNOW THAT SHE WAS THE LOVE 363 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,309 OF FRANK'S LIFE, BUT WHAT IF FRANK 364 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,377 WAS THE LOVE OF HERS? 365 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,245 - OH, WELL, WHAT IF SHE'S MARRIED, 366 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,646 AND THE CURRENT HUSBAND 367 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,215 IS AN INSANELY JEALOUS EX-MARINE? 368 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,716 WHAT IF SHE HAS A DOBERMAN PINSCHER 369 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,785 WHO HATES EVERYONE EXCEPT HER? 370 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,220 THIS COULD BE A MISTAKE SO ENORMOUS, 371 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,654 IT COMES BACK TO BITE YOU IN THE ASS, 372 00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:38,591 LITERALLY, AS YOU'RE MAKING IT. 373 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:40,260 AND I WOULDN'T MISS IT FOR THE WORLD. 374 00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:41,829 LET'S GO. - GOOD. THE SUBARU'S RUNNING. 375 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:42,762 LET'S GO! 376 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,243 - HEY, KID, HOW THE HELL ARE YA? 377 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,011 HOLY SH--, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU. 378 00:12:58,045 --> 00:13:00,780 COME ON. YOU WANNA HELP DADDY? 379 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,089 GRAB AN END OF THIS, HELP ME DRAG IT INSIDE. 380 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,357 I WAS GONNA GET A COUPLE GUYS 381 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,092 FROM THE OLD FIREHOUSE, BUT YOU'RE HERE. 382 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,293 THIS'LL SAVE ME SOME TIME. 383 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,428 - UH-- - HOW'S IT HANGIN'? 384 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:18,866 - HOW'S IT HANGING? 385 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:21,935 UM, OKAY. - OH, I GET IT. 386 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:22,836 YOU'RE MAD AT ME. 387 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,204 [grunts] 388 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,306 - YOU MEAN I SHOULDN'T BE? 389 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,141 - HEY, WHO TOLD WHO 390 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,609 TO STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM WHO, HUH? 391 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,279 NOT ME. YOU SAID I RUINED YOUR LIFE, 392 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,346 SO I STAYED OUT OF IT. 393 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,148 NOW YOU'RE PISSED ABOUT IT? 394 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:38,385 NOT MY PROBLEM. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 395 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:39,987 LISTEN. HOW'S YOUR MOTHER? 396 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,855 - SHE STILL HATES YOU. 397 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,190 - OH, CALL THE GODDAMN PAPERS. 398 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:44,191 OF COURSE SHE HATES ME. 399 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,692 SHE ALWAYS HATED ME. 400 00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:48,061 SHE HATED ME THE ENTIRE TIME WE WERE MARRIED. 401 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,129 - SHE DID? - YEAH. 402 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,898 SHE NEVER TOLD YOU THAT? 403 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,966 - NO. - OH. 404 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,701 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "OH"? 405 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,403 - UH, NOTHING, COME ON. YOU'RE ALMOST UP THERE. 406 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,404 THAT'S A BOY, KEEP GOING. 407 00:13:57,437 --> 00:14:00,007 THAT'S IT. 408 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,412 - ARE YOU CATHERINE? 409 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,180 CATHERINE O'CONNELL? 410 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:09,149 - YES, WHY? 411 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,218 - MY NAME IS BRIAN. 412 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,053 HELLO. 413 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:15,388 UH, I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU. 414 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,590 - A MESSAGE FROM WHO? 415 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,359 - FRANK HARRIS, CLASS OF 19-- 416 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,428 - SAL! GOD DAMN IT. 417 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:24,364 FRANK'S HERE. GET THE HELL OFF MY PORCH. 418 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,833 - WHERE IS HE, HUH? 419 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,068 - THIS IS A VIOLATION OF THE RESTRAINING ORDER. 420 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,937 - HEY, PLEASE, WOULD YOU JUST-- 421 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,504 - OH, YOU'RE DOING GOOD, KID, KEEP IT UP. 422 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,574 - ASSHOLE, WHERE IS FRANK? - CHECK THE BUSHES! 423 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,209 - HE'S DEAD. HE'S DEAD. FRANK IS DEAD. 424 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:39,612 - HE'S DEAD? - HE DIED OF A HEART ATTACK, 425 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:40,914 IN THE BACK OF OUR AMBULANCE. 426 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:43,083 WE ARE EMTs. 427 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:46,453 HIS FINAL WORDS, WITH HIS FINAL BREATH, 428 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:51,058 WERE, "TELL CATHERINE THAT I LOVE HER." 429 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,625 - [exhales] 430 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,027 I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE THE DAY. 431 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,528 THANK GOD. - AHH. 432 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,130 DO WE HAVE ANY CHAMPAGNE? - YEAH. 433 00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:58,198 THERE'S A BOTTLE IN THE FRIDGE 434 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,466 LEFT OVER FROM NEW YEAR'S. 435 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:02,735 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TELLING US. 436 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,110 - WHATEVER YOU DO, WATCH THE WALLPAPER. 437 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,711 THAT'S HAND-PAINTED SILK. 438 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,446 IT COST ME A GODDAMN ARM AND A LEG. 439 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:14,781 COCO PICKED IT OUT AT SOME PLACE 440 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:17,084 NAMED GRIFFIN AND WONG. IMAGINE THAT. 441 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,986 A MICK AND CHINK SELLING WALLPAPER TOGETHER? 442 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,988 - YOU CAN'T SAY CHINK. - I KNOW, I KNOW. 443 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,256 YOU CAN'T SAY CHINK, 'MO, RETARD. 444 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:24,591 WE GOT ALL THREE DOWN AT THE FIREHOUSE. 445 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:25,825 I CAN'T CALL 'EM THAT NO MORE. 446 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,060 - YOU HAVE A RETARDED FIRE FIGHTER? 447 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,561 - SEE, YOU JUST SAID IT. 448 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,997 COME ON. LET'S GET THIS COUCH UPSTAIRS. 449 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,264 - N--I DIDN'T-- [sighs] 450 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:32,332 I DIDN'T COME HERE TO MOVE A COUCH. 451 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,434 - I KNOW. YOU CAME HERE 452 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,903 TO TELL ME TO KISS YOUR ASS. 453 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,338 WELL, DO ME A FAVOR. 454 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,440 LET'S GET THE COUCH UPSTAIRS FIRST, 455 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,609 BEFORE YOU TELL ME. HOW'S THAT? 456 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,677 - I CAME HERE SO YOU COULD TELL ME 457 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,980 WHY YOU LEFT ME AND MOM HIGH AND DRY, 458 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,615 AND ME WITHOUT A DAD, 459 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,017 SO YOU COULD SAY YOU'RE SORRY. 460 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,985 - SORRY FOR WHAT? I PAID ALL THE BILLS. 461 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,320 WILL YOU PULL, FOR CHRIST SAKES? 462 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,454 YOU GOT THE EASY PART. 463 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,256 ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS STEER. 464 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,790 - LOOK. - [grunts] 465 00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,460 - YESTERDAY, WE HAD A GUY DROP DEAD ON US, 466 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:03,463 MASSIVE HEART ATTACK. 467 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:06,166 WE BROUGHT HIM BACK, BUT THEN WE LOST HIM. 468 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:08,668 SPITTING IMAGE OF YOU. - YEAH, SO? 469 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:13,106 - SO, BEFORE HE GOES, HE HAS A FEW WORDS. 470 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:16,176 - YEAH? - YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAYS? 471 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,045 - JESUS CHRIST. IF I KNEW 472 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,379 WHAT HE SAYS, I'D BE A PSYCHIC. 473 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:24,051 - HE SAYS... 474 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,886 "TELL MY SON I'M SORRY." 475 00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:32,325 - MY LEFT NUT. 476 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:33,726 NICE TRY. NOW GET MOVIN'. 477 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:34,994 - ALL RIGHT, HE DIDN'T SAY THAT. 478 00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:38,631 BUT JUST, LIKE, SEEING HIM LAYING THERE, 479 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,168 SEEING HIM DIE, 480 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,502 IT GOT ME WONDERING WHAT I WOULD, 481 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,237 HOW I WOULD FEEL, IF IT WAS MY DAD-- 482 00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:46,339 IF IT WAS YOU. 483 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,278 - REALLY? - YEAH. 484 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,081 WELL, NOT RIGHT AWAY, 485 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,315 BUT AFTER A COUPLE HOURS, YEAH. 486 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,516 - A COUPLE OF HOURS? 487 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,085 YOU HATE ME THAT MUCH? 488 00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,053 AH, GO TO HELL, KID, COME ON. 489 00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,254 - NO, WAIT-- NO, YOU DISAPPEARED 490 00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:04,091 ON ME WHEN I WAS 13. 491 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,492 HIGH SCHOOL, COLLEGE, 492 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,826 YOU NEVER CAME TO ANY OF MY GAMES. 493 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,195 AND THEN YOU SHOW UP SEVEN YEARS LATER, 494 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,862 GOD KNOWS WHY. 495 00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,398 - I SHOWED UP TO RECONNECT, NUMB NUTS. 496 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,433 ONLY TO HAVE YOU TELL ME TO DISAPPEAR. 497 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:14,901 IT MIGHT BE THE ONLY TIME 498 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,569 I EVER DID THE RIGHT THING BY YOU, 499 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:17,670 AS FAR AS I CAN TELL. 500 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,572 NOW WILL YOU STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY 501 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:22,575 AND GET THIS COUCH UP THESE FREAKIN' STAIRS? 502 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:25,245 - NAH. - HEY! 503 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,546 - I'M NOT DOING THIS. 504 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:27,780 - OH, YOU'RE GONNA DO IT, MISTER. 505 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,582 PICK UP THAT GODDAMN COUCH RIGHT NOW. 506 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,418 - HOW ABOUT THIS? - HEY! 507 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:32,585 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 508 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,254 - WHO'S THE PUSSY NOW, OLD MAN? 509 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,422 - I'LL KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE PRICK. 510 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,623 - OH! - HEY! 511 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,391 - OH! - HEY! 512 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:39,592 - WHAT, ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT THIS WALLPAPER? 513 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,261 HOW ABOUT THIS? - NO, NO, NO, NO! 514 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:42,795 - [laughs] 515 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,131 - WHAT DID YOUR MOTHER DO TO YOU? 516 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:47,134 - [laughs] - [screams] 517 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,474 - OH, MY GOD. 518 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,476 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 519 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,478 HOLY SH--. D-DAD? 520 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:01,281 DAD, HEY, YOU OKAY? 521 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,082 YOU OKAY? HEY, WAKE UP. 522 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:05,152 HELLO. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD, DAD. 523 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,053 OH, I'M SORRY. 524 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,555 I'M SO SORRY, DAD. 525 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,591 - HA, HA. YOU DO LOVE ME. 526 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,226 [chuckles] 527 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,727 - YOU'RE OKAY? 528 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,429 - OF COURSE I'M OKAY, YOU DAMN FOOL. 529 00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:19,299 I'VE TAKEN FALLS LIKE THAT ALL MY LIFE ON THE JOB. 530 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:22,302 AND YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME. 531 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:23,836 - BULLSH--. - OH, NO? 532 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,338 YOU WONDERED WHAT YOU'D DO IF YOU SAW ME 533 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:26,673 LYING ON THE FLOOR, DYING. 534 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,641 WELL, NOW WE KNOW. YOU'D SAVE ME. 535 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,810 JUST LIKE YOU TRIED TO SAVE THAT GUY AT WORK. 536 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:33,813 BECAUSE YOU'RE DEDICATED TO THE JOB, JUST LIKE ME. 537 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,782 PLUS, YOU SAID YOU WERE SORRY. 538 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:40,287 AND I ACCEPT THAT AS A BLANKET APOLOGY FOR EVERYTHING. 539 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:43,290 - HEY. 540 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:46,226 - AH, WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA WRECK THIS ROOM TOO? 541 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,598 YOUR MOM DIDN'T WANT ME AROUND, 542 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,167 SO I HAD TO TAKE LONG LENS SHOTS. 543 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,768 - WHAT, YOU'RE STALKING ME? 544 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,437 - KIND OF HARD TO PROVE IN COURT 545 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,172 WHEN IT'S A BLOOD RELATIVE, KID. 546 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:00,540 LISTEN. 547 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,275 I DIDN'T LEAVE YOU. 548 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:03,676 YOUR MOM LEFT ME. 549 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,144 I KNOW IT LOOKED LIKE I LEFT, 550 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:07,614 BECAUSE YOU GUYS KEPT THE HOUSE. 551 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,650 BUT SHE HATED ME, AND I HATED HER. 552 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,852 THE MARRIAGE WASN'T WORKING, 553 00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,487 BUT WE DECIDED TO STICK IT OUT 554 00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,656 TILL YOU WENT TO COLLEGE. 555 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:17,857 AND THEN ONE DAY SHE TOLD ME 556 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:22,028 TO JUST TAKE A HIKE, SO I DID. 557 00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:24,764 I DIDN'T MEET COCO TILL AFTER I MOVED OUT. 558 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,303 THAT WAS AN AMAZING SAVE. 559 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,639 [door opens] 560 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,174 - WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE? 561 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,709 - OHH. HI, HONEY. 562 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:39,312 JOHNNY CAME BY AND WE DID A LITTLE, UH-- 563 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:40,713 - WE WERE CATCHIN' UP. 564 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:42,749 - YEAH, WE GOT ALL CAUGHT UP. 565 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:46,586 - OH, MY GOD. MY WALLPAPER! 566 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:47,720 OH, BABY. 567 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:52,492 - WHAT AN ASS ON HER, HUH? 568 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,561 - I-- 569 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,596 - YEAH, IT WAS MY IDEA. 570 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,365 YEAH, I ASKED HIM TO LEAVE. 571 00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,567 WE WERE A TERRIBLE MATCH. 572 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,035 OF COURSE, THEN I GOT JEALOUS. 573 00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:06,172 I RESENTED THAT HE MET THIS YOUNG GIRL 574 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,775 AND, YOU KNOW, MOVED ON SO QUICK. 575 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:11,744 BUT THERE WAS ONLY ONE MAN IN MY LIFE-- 576 00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:15,548 YOU. 577 00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:18,117 - AW. - AW. 578 00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:21,954 - YOUR WORLD BECAME MY WORLD. 579 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,190 YOU KNOW, DRIVING YOU BACK AND FORTH TO BASEBALL GAMES 580 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:28,728 AND BATTING PRACTICE, BATTING CAGES. 581 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:31,431 BASEBALL, BASEBALL, BASEBALL. 582 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:35,568 THAT WAS YOUR LIFE, SO IT BECAME MINE. 583 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,604 - YOU'RE A DEVOTED MOM. THANK YOU. 584 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:40,673 - YOU'RE WELCOME, HONEY. 585 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:48,581 AND THAT'S WHY I SLEPT WITH YOUR LITTLE LEAGUE COACH... 586 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,552 AND YOUR HIGH SCHOOL COACH AND THE HEAD COUNSELOR 587 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,986 AT THE RON SANTO BASEBALL CAMP. 588 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,555 THERE, I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER. 589 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:59,626 - IS THAT WHY I WON MOST IMPROVED AT CAMP? 590 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:00,760 - NO, THAT WAS THE WEEK YOU LEARNED 591 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:03,930 TO HIT THE CURVEBALL. - RIGHT. 592 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:06,466 SO ARE YOU GONNA LET THIS GRUDGE GO, OR WHAT? 593 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:07,900 - [deep breath] 594 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,637 FINE. 595 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:14,774 I DON'T WANT HIM TO DIE IN A FIERY CAR CRASH. 596 00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:16,643 BUT JUST A LITTLE BIT OF SKIN CANCER 597 00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,645 EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE? 598 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:22,315 YOU KNOW, A TINY LITTLE MELANOMA ON HIS NOSE. 599 00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:23,683 I GOTTA GO TO YOGA. 600 00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:26,319 MM. I GOTTA PUT ON MY SPECIAL PANTS, 601 00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:27,687 SO YOU MIGHT WANNA LEAVE. 602 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,589 - NO, IT'S COOL. I'LL WAIT AND DRIVE YOU. 603 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,491 I SAW COCO IN HER YOGA PANTS TODAY, 604 00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:34,627 AND THEY'RE PRETTY MUCH RUINED FOR ME FOREVER, SO-- 605 00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:36,563 - HOW'D SHE LOOK? 606 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:40,066 - FAT. 42637

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