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Fucking hell, lift it your end.
I am lifting my end, Erin.
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Fucking hell, lift it your end.
I am lifting my end, Erin.
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Well lift it higher, Tommo.
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We're different heights,
aren't we Erin!
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So obviously it's gonna slant down
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on account of my being...
diminutive.
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on account of my being...
diminutive.
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Diminutive?
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Yes Erin, yeah, it means short.
I'm expanding my vocabulary.
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I learn five new words, every day,
it's all part of my personal
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I learn five new words, every day,
it's all part of my personal
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embetterment programme.
Oh yeah.
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What have you learnt today then?
Well er, let me see.
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Malevolent, Jingoistic and
Stoicism.
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Malevolent, Jingoistic and
Stoicism.
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Oh that's gonna come in handy in
your mobile sex dungeon innit?
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Hey sweetheart. Sweetheart.
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It is an erotic parlour, right,
and if you hadn't got into bed,
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It is an erotic parlour, right,
and if you hadn't got into bed,
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figuratively with Terence McCann,
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then we'd still be running this
fucking place
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instead of selling off all our
assets to Chinese fucking Dan.
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Right oh. Are we ready to rock
the cazbar 'ere of what?
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Right oh. Are we ready to rock
the cazbar 'ere of what?
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Hey, what's, what's up?
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Tommo, he's being capricious.
Yeah. Look it up.
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Tommo, he's being capricious.
Yeah. Look it up.
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Money - Barrett Strong
The best things in life are free
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But you can give them to
the birds and bees
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But you can give them to
the birds and bees
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I need money
(That's what I want)
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That's what I want
(That's what I want)
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It's unloved, it's tatty,
where'd you lifted it from -
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Yates Wine Lodge?
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We've not lifted it from anywhere
- it's from our club this -
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We've not lifted it from anywhere
- it's from our club this -
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The Rat and Cutter.
I've been there before.
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Have you Calvin? What a surprise.
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Thought I might have seen you there.
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In't that a crying shame...
It was McCann,
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In't that a crying shame...
It was McCann,
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he was the one who funded
the licensing and the lease
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on the bloody thing.
Now he's banged up,
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and the council are saying they
won't renew the fucking contract.
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What did they say it was...
Magnet for crime. And debauchery.
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What did they say it was...
Magnet for crime. And debauchery.
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Whose is this van?
M-mine, why?
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Are you a dog walker?
Yeah. It's my new business.
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How much do you charge?
Well it's er, by the hour,
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How much do you charge?
Well it's er, by the hour,
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unless it's all day,
then it's a day rate.
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What are you even fucking asking?
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Honestly I've been here
a thousand times,
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Honestly I've been here
a thousand times,
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not once have I seen a bloody dog.
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Well that's where you're wrong.
Calvin, fetch the mutt.
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(SLAP)
Oi!
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Say hello to - Arson Fire.
Money - Pink Floyd
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The worst investment
I have ever made.
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How long have you had him for?
Got involved in a syndicate -
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How long have you had him for?
Got involved in a syndicate -
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group of blokes said he was
a money making machine.
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'Won a couple of races.'
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'Won a couple of races.'
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I think I have a winner.
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And then one day,
for no apparent reason,
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the stupid dog stopped trying.
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Nooooooo!!!
(SONG ENDS)
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We tried everything,
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even the elastic band round
the balls thing, but...
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even the elastic band round
the balls thing, but...
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I've done that.
..just weren't interested.
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I wanted to take it down to
the knackers yard, but my wife,
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she just weren't having it.
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(STAMMERS) Hang the fuck on.
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(STAMMERS) Hang the fuck on.
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Wife? What do you mean wife?
You've got a wife?
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Course I've got a wife.
Chantara. She's Thai.
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Course I've got a wife.
Chantara. She's Thai.
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And you can pull that look off your
face, as well, I didn't buy her -
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I met her in a spud-u-like
in Northampton.
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What were you having?
Cottage cheese and chives.
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What were you having?
Cottage cheese and chives.
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Honestly a bit of a dark horse,
really deep down aren't ya.
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Wives and dogs.
Go on, what did she say?
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She said I had to keep
the stupid mutt.
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She said I had to keep
the stupid mutt.
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Oh he's a gorgeous dog.
Do you want it?
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What? To keep?
On a long term loan.
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Just the worlds worst man.
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Look he's a fucking dog walker,
in't he.
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Look he's a fucking dog walker,
in't he.
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Either give him
the fucking dog, or don't.
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That's a thorough bred greyhound.
I don't give a shit what it is.
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It's given up, bless it.
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It's given up, bless it.
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Alright.
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You take the stupid dog and
I'll buy all your crappy club gear.
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Right, listen!
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I don't want you taking
the fucking piss on this gear.
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I don't want you taking
the fucking piss on this gear.
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I want some decent dollar for that.
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That hurts Vincent,
just name your price son.
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Ten grand.
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I'll give you five and that's me
going out on a limb.
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I'll give you five and that's me
going out on a limb.
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Fuck.
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CAROL: You're joking me,
where's it going to live?
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With us. In the flat?
Are you fucking serious.
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With us. In the flat?
Are you fucking serious.
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Is it not bad enough with the pigeon
and all the pigeon paraphernalia,
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now we have a greyhound.
They're stinking, Cardi -
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they have bad breath
and weeping glands.
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they have bad breath
and weeping glands.
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I'm not sticking my finger up his
hole to unblocked the glands.
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Eugh. Fucking visuals on that.
Look at this.
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Look what's happening here,
a connection.
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Look what's happening here,
a connection.
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He fucking loves the dog.
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The dog seems to like him.
They're having fun.
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I reckon that dog'll still race,
if you wanted it to.
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How do you mean?
Look at it.
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How do you mean?
Look at it.
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It's still young and like Dan said,
it used to win.
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But then crucially it stopped.
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It's all about
how you train them, right.
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It's all about
how you train them, right.
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Listen, I know you all think our
Ronnie is a knobhead.
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Absolutely.
Oh, fuck me.
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I agree, BUT he trained
greyhounds down at the track
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I agree, BUT he trained
greyhounds down at the track
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with a guy called, Wayne Carr.
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(LAUGHS)
What?
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Wayne Carr. Wanker.
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Wayne Carr. Wanker.
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Nope, nothing like it.
Wayne Carr. Wanker
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Give over.
That's good.
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It's no Ben Dover is it?
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Hmm exactly. I used to know
a bloke called Warren Peace.
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Hmm exactly. I used to know
a bloke called Warren Peace.
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My next door neighbour Ray Cyst.
I mean there you go. (LAUGHTER)
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Hang on a minute. Just stop, stop
with the inappropriate names,
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just for a minute. Do you think that
little bugger still got legs, then?
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just for a minute. Do you think that
little bugger still got legs, then?
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Get a winning dog, win thousands.
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Yeah, I'm not sure I want him racing
Vin, you know he's my pet now
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and he is- He's a shagging
greyhound, is what he is.
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and he is- He's a shagging
greyhound, is what he is.
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Fuck they love to race Cardi.
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Can you get hold of this Wayne Carr.
(LAUGHS)
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Oh fuck.
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Don't see why not, he works at
the track as a groundsman,
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Don't see why not, he works at
the track as a groundsman,
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but I must to warn you, he's a bit
of a weirdo, he calls himself
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the dog whisperer.
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This dog's a beauty.
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What you calling him?
Martin. Arson Fire.
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Dude, you can't call him Martin.
Why not?
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Because it doesn't sound fast,
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it sounds like a fucking accountants
name. It does, yeah.
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it sounds like a fucking accountants
name. It does, yeah.
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I mean obviously he's a strong dog
and that - but I'm just guessing
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he hasn't raced in a while.
That's right.
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He where alright at first.
Mmm. Mmm.
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He where alright at first.
Mmm. Mmm.
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Yeah. Yeah. Mmm.
Mmm. Yeah he was-
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(DOG WHIMPERING)
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He was fast at- he was winning races
and then he was just fucking...
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He was fast at- he was winning races
and then he was just fucking...
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Mmm.
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He lost interest. Fuck it whatever.
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That was with his old owner though -
we want to bring him back
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to his former glory.
Mmm. (TICK)
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to his former glory.
Mmm. (TICK)
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What do you reckon?
Reckon?
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Yeah. Like... do what you did
with our Ronnie?
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How do you mean?
The whispering thing? Whispering...
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How do you mean?
The whispering thing? Whispering...
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No, no, no, Erin no, no, no, no.
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That's all in the past now.
That's strictly verboten. (TICK)
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Means frowned upon.
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It is, it's frowned upon
in the racing community.
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It is, it's frowned upon
in the racing community.
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Say's it gives like an unfair
advantage, it's like mmm.
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It's like mmm, it's like magic.
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Surely we can tempt you.
Eh?
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TOMMO: Jesus Christ.
How much do you want, sweetheart?
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It's not about money is it?
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It's about morality,
honour and all that. Fifty quid.
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Hundred. I thought it wasn't
a question of money.
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Hundred. I thought it wasn't
a question of money.
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It isn't. Hundred quid to whisper
in a dog's ear, yeah?
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We had some big success,
back in the day, me and Ronnie.
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Mmm. Big success...
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Mmm. Big success...
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..before he bound me
in the back of his Austin Maxi
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and stole all the winnings.
(PANICKED YELLING)
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Come on. Come on.
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Here.
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And off he goes. To have a conflab
with a fucking dog.
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And off he goes. To have a conflab
with a fucking dog.
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Done it?
Oh yeah, he understands.
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So... it'll race now?
No. No. No.
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You still need
to train it and that.
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You still need
to train it and that.
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Just fashion a hare out of his old
clothes, And just get him to drag
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it really fast, get him to chase
it- where's my money? Money?
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Hundred quid yeah?
D'you wanna check it?
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Hundred quid yeah?
D'you wanna check it?
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Cheers. No I'm alright. Hey.
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CARDI: You alright, Carol?
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CARDI: You alright, Carol?
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I thought we agreed
on the way back from Wales
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that you wouldn't be getting
involvement in any of my silly schemes any more.
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Vin, it's dog training, it's not
exactly McCann territory is it.
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Vin, it's dog training, it's not
exactly McCann territory is it.
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I know but you had a thing,
didn't ya?
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Epiphany?
Epiphany.
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Right well, the plan's are in place.
Shall I show you?
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Right well, the plan's are in place.
Shall I show you?
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Me and our Ronnie used to come here,
when we were little.
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This place really means a lot to me,
but it's struggling.
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This place really means a lot to me,
but it's struggling.
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You know, I've offered to help,
but it's the funding.
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They need better facilities,
and well better everything really.
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They need better facilities,
and well better everything really.
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Look at it.
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Christ, that game is shite, innit?!
I'll help you though.
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Christ, that game is shite, innit?!
I'll help you though.
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Not if it means you getting
involved, with those scary men.
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00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:03,560
No I won't-
Anything like that.
232
00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:06,000
Don't worry about me. I promise.
I promise I'll..
233
00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:06,960
Don't worry about me. I promise.
I promise I'll..
234
00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,520
Thank you.
235
00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,000
Don't run away with Tyler again,
Erin.
236
00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:14,080
Don't run away with Tyler again,
Erin.
237
00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:19,200
I thought you were gone for good,
you know.
238
00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:22,000
I know, I'm sorry.
239
00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:26,040
I know, I'm sorry.
240
00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,520
What do you think?
What's happened to leg there.
241
00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:44,600
Do you know what I mean,
is he even gonna chase that?
242
00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:46,000
He seems to like it -
he's been sniffing at it. You know.
243
00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:46,800
He seems to like it -
he's been sniffing at it. You know.
244
00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:48,320
That's 'cause you never washed it.
245
00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:50,480
Well, there's only one
way to find out.
246
00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:54,000
Now Vinnie, we want to make sure
that were far enough away,
247
00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:54,400
Now Vinnie, we want to make sure
that were far enough away,
248
00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:57,200
before you let go of Arson Fire.
Martin.
249
00:08:57,240 --> 00:09:00,240
Don't call him Martin, dude.
He sounds like a librarian.
250
00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:01,480
You ready?
251
00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:02,000
Yeah.
(PHONE RINGS)
252
00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,160
Yeah.
(PHONE RINGS)
253
00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:05,560
Are you ready!
254
00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:08,040
Yeah. Yeah.
OK, let's go.
255
00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:20,920
Fucking hell.
Oh my God!
256
00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,400
How fast?
Forty, forty two...
257
00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:34,000
He is incredible.
How quick where that?
258
00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,160
He is incredible.
How quick where that?
259
00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,040
44 and could have gone faster.
260
00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:40,360
The hare only does 50 on the track.
261
00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,000
You've got yourself a winner,
there Cardi.
262
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,720
You've got yourself a winner,
there Cardi.
263
00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:44,520
Where's he gone?
What?
264
00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:47,320
He was just there,
but he's dis- disappeared.
265
00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:50,000
Vin, did you see where he went? No,
but he can't have gone far, love.
266
00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:50,040
Vin, did you see where he went? No,
but he can't have gone far, love.
267
00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:52,040
Maybe he's gone for a poo.
Why would he hide?
268
00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:54,120
Maybe he's shy for pooing,
like Vinnie.
269
00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,280
Arson Fire.
Arson Fire.
270
00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:57,320
Martin.
271
00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:00,360
There he is.
272
00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,080
What's he got in his mouth?
273
00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:04,320
Shit.
274
00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:08,400
Fuck!
That's not good.
275
00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:19,920
GARY: Will you hurry up
you bell end.
276
00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:21,800
I need to bury this dickhead.
Who is it?
277
00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:22,000
Fucking Sheila.
Aww. Poor Sheila man.
278
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,040
Fucking Sheila.
Aww. Poor Sheila man.
279
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,240
Oh listen, I need a big favour.
280
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,000
Oh what now? It's always favours
with you isn't it.
281
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,360
Oh what now? It's always favours
with you isn't it.
282
00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,960
Never a social call, never:
'Gary, do you fancy a beer?
283
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,560
Or a nice Chicken Tikka Masala.'
284
00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,000
No, it's meet me in your hearse,
clandestine,
285
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:38,520
No, it's meet me in your hearse,
clandestine,
286
00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,040
like we're cold war fucking spies.
287
00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:41,840
I never said to meet
in the fucking hearse.
288
00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:44,280
It's my vehicle.
It's for funerals.
289
00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,000
I've been on holiday in this thing.
What do you fucking want?
290
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:46,920
I've been on holiday in this thing.
What do you fucking want?
291
00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,120
Here. Christ, you're bad tempered.
292
00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:52,000
Prawn cocktail crisps. By the way,
I heard Babs got married again.
293
00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,800
She did actually, nice do.
294
00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:54,000
But it's not prawn
cocktail crisps man.
295
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,480
But it's not prawn
cocktail crisps man.
296
00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:57,040
Oh what is it then?
297
00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:00,880
It's a human foot.
Ah? Yeah.
298
00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:02,000
I mean we found it.
299
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:02,040
I mean we found it.
300
00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:04,280
Nothing to do with us - we just
found the fucking thing.
301
00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:07,000
The dog found it, you know.
That's severed.
302
00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:10,000
Well yeah, yeah it's severed cause
it'd have to be wouldn't it,
303
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:10,560
Well yeah, yeah it's severed cause
it'd have to be wouldn't it,
304
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,240
otherwise it'd still be attached
to his shagging leg you pillock.
305
00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:15,560
I'm assuming it's a him.
Is it a lad?
306
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,440
Yeah, it's male alright.
307
00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:18,000
Oh. It's not fresh.
308
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,320
Oh. It's not fresh.
309
00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:22,600
Oh. Nowhere near.
It's barely decomposed, though.
310
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:23,800
Where did you find it?
311
00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:25,760
Edge of one of Jim and
Shirley's fields.
312
00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:26,000
Just in this rocky, waste land.
Mmm. So you naturally you thought,
313
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:30,240
Just in this rocky, waste land.
Mmm. So you naturally you thought,
314
00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:32,720
who do I know that deals in dead
bodies - Gary -
315
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,000
I'll go and burden him with it.
316
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:34,160
I'll go and burden him with it.
317
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:37,480
Yeah. 'Cos you have a furnace.
In fairness.
318
00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:39,920
Furnace?!
Yes.
319
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,360
Is that all I am to you?
The fire man?
320
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,000
That's what my mammy calls me,
they sing burn baby burn every time
321
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,160
That's what my mammy calls me,
they sing burn baby burn every time
322
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,480
I go home for Christmas.
And that's fine, if they're more
323
00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:49,400
interested in their G
son's professional achievements,
324
00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:50,000
that's their prerogative, because
I don't need their fucking praise
325
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,200
that's their prerogative, because
I don't need their fucking praise
326
00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:54,040
or their affirmation,
but just once in a while
327
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,120
to tell me that I've done
something good in me life.
328
00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:58,000
Maybe they'd say congratulations
Gary, you've done very well. Gary! GARY!! Shut up.
329
00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,720
Maybe they'd say congratulations
Gary, you've done very well. Gary! GARY!! Shut up.
330
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:03,040
Fucking hell, shouting your head off
at a human foot
331
00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,400
in a fucking prawn cocktail box
just chill.
332
00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:06,000
Will you burn it for me please?
333
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,080
Will you burn it for me please?
334
00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:10,360
Yes.
See, thanks man.
335
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:11,520
Now fuck off.
336
00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:14,000
Next time you call, you'd better not
be asking for something.
337
00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:16,720
Please may I have a lift.
Get the fuck out.
338
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,800
It's only ten minutes. Remove your
fucking body from the car.
339
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,000
I'm removing it.
No more favours glow worm.
340
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,520
I'm removing it.
No more favours glow worm.
341
00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,200
(BELL RINGS)
342
00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,440
CARDI: Dude. I'm worried about him.
343
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,560
Don't listen.
Don't be worrying about him.
344
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:30,000
There's no pressure today,
we're just giving him a run out,
345
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000
There's no pressure today,
we're just giving him a run out,
346
00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:33,920
gonna see how he gets on.
Right what we saying?
347
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:36,400
Is he worth a flutter or what?
What did I just fucking say then?
348
00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:38,000
We're giving him a run off,
we're just seeing how he does.
349
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:38,720
We're giving him a run off,
we're just seeing how he does.
350
00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:41,520
Don't put any money on that fucking
dog. He's a fucking dog, Vincent.
351
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,600
He isn't gonna know if I'm
making a bet or not, is he?
352
00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,040
That's what I am saying. Hang on.
353
00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:46,000
I went to the dogs loads when I was
young, I'd always bet on the ones
354
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,720
I went to the dogs loads when I was
young, I'd always bet on the ones
355
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,360
with funny names.
Oh yeah. Like what?
356
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:53,560
Like erm, Winnie the Pooch.
Grouchio Barks.
357
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,920
Catherine Zeta Bones.
358
00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,120
Cardi, why have you
brought Nigel with you?
359
00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:02,000
Because he's my lucky charm and
I don't want him getting jealous
360
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:02,560
Because he's my lucky charm and
I don't want him getting jealous
361
00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:05,520
Martin.
Welcome to my world.
362
00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:07,000
(BELL RINGS)
363
00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:10,000
I hope the stupid dog wins,
he didn't sleep a wink last night
364
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,160
I hope the stupid dog wins,
he didn't sleep a wink last night
365
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,640
- tossing and turning he was -
had to give him hand relief
366
00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:16,920
to help him go to sleep.
Just wanked him off, the dog.
367
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,000
JJ: Outside lane...
368
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:18,240
JJ: Outside lane...
369
00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:21,960
Hey statistically lane six is 30%
less likely to produce a winner
370
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,200
than other lanes.
You're honestly so clever dude.
371
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,000
I mean statistically can you
just shut the fuck up.
372
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:26,760
I mean statistically can you
just shut the fuck up.
373
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,880
There's a lot riding on this shit.
The Chain - Fleetwood Mac
374
00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:31,560
Here we go. Here we go.
375
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:34,000
(MUSIC BUILDS)
376
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,440
(MUSIC BUILDS)
377
00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:40,680
(CROWD CHEERING)
378
00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:47,360
Oh no man.
379
00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:50,000
Fucking hell.
380
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,040
Fucking hell.
381
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,040
I told him not feed it mackerel.
382
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:58,000
CARDI: I told you we shouldn't race
him. He's too sensitive.
383
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,240
CARDI: I told you we shouldn't race
him. He's too sensitive.
384
00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:01,240
I see a lot of myself
inside this dog.
385
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:02,880
TOMMO: (CHUCKLES) Sorry.
386
00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:04,800
Chinese Dan said he made him
a bloody fortune.
387
00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:06,000
So all we have to do is figure out
what's wrong with the poor
388
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,480
So all we have to do is figure out
what's wrong with the poor
389
00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:09,320
little thing.
Maybe he's got stage fright.
390
00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:10,880
It's a fucking dog, Dylan.
391
00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:13,000
It's not performing Hamlet
at the fucking RAC.
392
00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:14,000
Although to be fair, that is
something I would definitely
393
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,360
Although to be fair, that is
something I would definitely
394
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,840
pay to watch, dog Hamlet.
395
00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:19,240
Is this a dog bone I see before me?
That's Macbeth.
396
00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,320
Fuck off Erin, Hamlet, MacBeth,
397
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,000
it's all fucking unwatchable shite
in't it.
398
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,720
it's all fucking unwatchable shite
in't it.
399
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,880
Look, I think we should just all
forget all about it,
400
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:28,760
Dan gave me the dog and I don't
want him running.
401
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,000
Cardi, you giving up
at the first hurdle man.
402
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,280
Cardi, you giving up
at the first hurdle man.
403
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,640
Wait, wait, wait, I've got
a thought. You know Wayne Carr.
404
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:36,320
It's pronounced Wayneker.
I swear to fucking God.
405
00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:38,000
He said make the hare out of Cardi's
clothes 'cos and he'll chase it.
406
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,480
He said make the hare out of Cardi's
clothes 'cos and he'll chase it.
407
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:42,000
He did.
Oh you think-
408
00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,960
He's running for Cardi?
Exactly! Worth investigating.
409
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,000
He does smell fierce bad to be fair.
410
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,840
He does smell fierce bad to be fair.
411
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:48,920
Fuck off!
412
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:51,400
Fucking hell,
who invited the Kray twins!
413
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,480
What are the MacDonagh's doing here?
414
00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,400
Barry, Davey how's it going?
415
00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,120
Vincent.
416
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:00,400
Other people.
417
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,000
You seem to be avoiding my calls.
418
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,120
You seem to be avoiding my calls.
419
00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:04,920
No, fucking hell.
420
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:09,160
Yeah I've just been really busy,
got into the er, greyhound game.
421
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,000
Bit of a fucking nightmare...
422
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,280
Bit of a fucking nightmare...
423
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:13,720
(DOG WHIMPERS)
424
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,360
I used to have a dog once.
425
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:18,000
Lovely little thing it was,
then one day it nipped at me.
426
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,520
Lovely little thing it was,
then one day it nipped at me.
427
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,600
It never nipped at me again.
428
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:24,720
What, you give it away?
No, Barry killed it.
429
00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,000
Oh fucking hell.
430
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:26,440
Oh fucking hell.
431
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:28,200
What's his name?
Martin.
432
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:29,600
Arson Fire.
Martin!
433
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:32,280
It's not Martin dude.
Martin?
434
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:34,000
Sounds like the treasurer
of a ramblers association.
435
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,480
Sounds like the treasurer
of a ramblers association.
436
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:39,440
We've still got to have our
little chat, Vincent.
437
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,720
Here's where I'd like you to come.
438
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:42,000
Oi. Tomorrow. 12:30.
439
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:46,720
Oi. Tomorrow. 12:30.
440
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,240
Bring a towel.
441
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:56,680
Oh fuck!
Fucking Shamrock Sauna.
442
00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,000
Yeah I know it well. I'll join ya.
Absolutely not!
443
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,640
Yeah I know it well. I'll join ya.
Absolutely not!
444
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:03,600
Vin?
Yeah. Vin.
445
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:06,000
Please tell me you're not getting
involved with the MacDonagh's.
446
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,520
Please tell me you're not getting
involved with the MacDonagh's.
447
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,880
I'm not getting involved
with the MacDonagh's. Shit!
448
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,120
Because that'd be really fucking
stupid, wouldn't it?
449
00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,480
I mean you just get rid of McCann
and then you get involved
450
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:14,000
with them lunatics. I know,
they're not as bad as McCann.
451
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,800
with them lunatics. I know,
they're not as bad as McCann.
452
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,640
They are.
I mean Barry's a fucking headcase.
453
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:20,200
But you can talk to Davey - I just
need to get me bloody weed back,
454
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,000
do you know what I mean.
Listen. Honestly,
455
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:22,200
do you know what I mean.
Listen. Honestly,
456
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,000
I ain't getting involved.
457
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,640
Towels off.
458
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,800
As you wish.
459
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:36,560
And those are?
It's my swimming trunks.
460
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,000
I can see that,
but why aren't you al fresco?
461
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,160
I can see that,
but why aren't you al fresco?
462
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:42,360
That means outdoor dining. So...
463
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:46,000
I've not done er al fresco,
it's only I'm nervous about
464
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,200
getting me hog out.
465
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:50,760
I've never been to a meeting where
everyone's...
466
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,520
It's just fucking weird.
467
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,000
Fine - to business.
McCann's out of the picture.
468
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,800
Fine - to business.
McCann's out of the picture.
469
00:16:56,760 --> 00:17:00,760
Which means between us,
we rule the area, agreed?
470
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,000
So why fight? When we can join
forces and prosper.
471
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,760
So why fight? When we can join
forces and prosper.
472
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,640
Meaning? Meaning...
473
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:09,920
..we will give you your weed back,
every last leaf,
474
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:10,000
but then we share resources,
share profits.
475
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,680
but then we share resources,
share profits.
476
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:18,000
OK. Thanks for inviting us down.
477
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,440
OK. Thanks for inviting us down.
478
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,520
The answers a no.
I'm really sorry.
479
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,000
So this is you now is it?
480
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:26,320
So this is you now is it?
481
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:30,560
That ridiculous haircut,
training hounds...
482
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,680
We might win some money out of that
little bugger just yet, you know.
483
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,000
He might bring us a load of
second hand body parts?
484
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,840
He might bring us a load of
second hand body parts?
485
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,240
Really? No.
What does that mean?
486
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:40,480
He's just fucking doped ignore him.
487
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,000
It's a in house joke.
Forget about it.
488
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,480
It's a in house joke.
Forget about it.
489
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,320
I can't just forget about it,
it's hanging there now,
490
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,000
like half an anecdote.
491
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,000
Alright we- we were out on the field
training the bloody dog.
492
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,480
Alright we- we were out on the field
training the bloody dog.
493
00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:55,280
Lost it. Come back with
a human foot.
494
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,560
Human foot.
495
00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:58,000
Where was this?
Hang on. Hang on.
496
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,960
Where was this?
Hang on. Hang on.
497
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,200
Do you know who's it is?
Where's this foot now?
498
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,280
What the bloody
hell have you two being up to?
499
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,000
Where is it?
I've got rid of it, it's gone.
500
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:06,240
Where is it?
I've got rid of it, it's gone.
501
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:07,680
Get it back.
What?
502
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,720
We can't have that falling into
the wrong hands, now can we?
503
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,080
No.
504
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,000
Why is there a human foot
in a field?
505
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,480
Why is there a human foot
in a field?
506
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:21,160
Long story, Vincent.
Just get me that foot.
507
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,000
And when you bring it back, you can
give me your answer on the deal.
508
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,440
And when you bring it back, you can
give me your answer on the deal.
509
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,040
No. I've...
510
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,560
I've given you the answer.
I've called it right now,
511
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,000
I'm sorry it's a no.
512
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,240
I'm sorry it's a no.
513
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:31,720
Very flattered though.
514
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,040
Okey dokey.
515
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:44,360
Oh fucking fucking hell.
What?
516
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,000
You know what that means don't ya.
When Davey says okey dokey.
517
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,840
You know what that means don't ya.
When Davey says okey dokey.
518
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,040
No.
519
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:51,320
Ask Jackie No Nose, mate.
520
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:53,360
When Davey says okey dokey,
521
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,000
it means very much
the fucking opposite.
522
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,120
it means very much
the fucking opposite.
523
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:02,000
Put your penis away, dude.
I won't.
524
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:02,640
Put your penis away, dude.
I won't.
525
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,800
Look at it, Vincent.
Look him in the eye.
526
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,880
Look. Hey, hey, hey dude.
(LAUGHTER)
527
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,600
GARY: What do you want?
528
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:25,560
Gary, Gary love,
tell me you've still got the foot.
529
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:26,000
The one you specifically
asked me to destroy.
530
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,680
The one you specifically
asked me to destroy.
531
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,520
That's the one yeah.
No, it's in my walk in freezer.
532
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:34,000
Thank fuck for that, listen Gary,
I'm gonna need that back.
533
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:34,040
Thank fuck for that, listen Gary,
I'm gonna need that back.
534
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,000
What did I tell you last
time we spoke?
535
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,280
Not... Not to ask for things.
536
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,720
Exactly! You gave me the foot,
it's mine,
537
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,000
fuck off auf wiedersehen,
au revoir, Slan Leat.
538
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,320
fuck off auf wiedersehen,
au revoir, Slan Leat.
539
00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:44,720
Gary just hang on a minute.
540
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:47,600
You've got enough weird fucking
body parts in your dungeon.
541
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:50,000
Haven't ya, eh? Yeah, so I'm coming
down for that bloody foot.
542
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:50,440
Haven't ya, eh? Yeah, so I'm coming
down for that bloody foot.
543
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,080
Have it ready, I'll be down
there as soon as I can. Alright?
544
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,560
Well good luck, with that because
I'm off to a Satanic wedding
545
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:58,000
in Cirencester.
A Satanic... It's not a thing that.
546
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:58,720
in Cirencester.
A Satanic... It's not a thing that.
547
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,520
You fucking fucker.
548
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:14,000
Shit!
549
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,320
Shit!
550
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,000
Right problem.
551
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:29,120
So let's just assume that he'll
only run for Cardi's scent, yeah?
552
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,000
That means we can't get him
to win on the track,
553
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,040
That means we can't get him
to win on the track,
554
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,240
unless the rabbit being chased-
Hare.
555
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,160
Hare! Is that rabbit there.
556
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:38,000
Well no, because that's gonna happen
is it, they use a mechanical hare.
557
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,120
Well no, because that's gonna happen
is it, they use a mechanical hare.
558
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:45,680
Unless, we put my hare inside
the mechanical hare.
559
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,200
And how you gonna do that?
560
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,520
Wayne Carr.
561
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:53,680
The Wanker.
562
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:58,040
I'm not happy about this, Carol.
Oh for God Sake, Cardi,
563
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,640
I'm doing this for your stupid dog.
Just listen to me for second.
564
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:02,000
It's posh this race you know,
tomorrow. It's a big deal.
565
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,080
It's posh this race you know,
tomorrow. It's a big deal.
566
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:07,160
Alright now if we can get your
Martin to follow your fucking scent,
567
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,880
we could be quids in.
Christ on a bike.
568
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:10,000
Listen get Wayne pissed,
and get them fucking keys,
569
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,600
Listen get Wayne pissed,
and get them fucking keys,
570
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:17,120
alright, if anything kicks off,
text our Ashley, he'll be outside.
571
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,000
Game on.
572
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:18,400
Game on.
573
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:25,760
Listen, you lot stay here,
me and dickhead are gonna go and try
574
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:26,000
and steal that foot from
fucking Gary's, come on.
575
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,400
and steal that foot from
fucking Gary's, come on.
576
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,360
See you on the flip side.
Yeah. Good luck.
577
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,280
This fucking door does my head in.
Come on.
578
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,000
Shots - LMFAO Feat. Lil Jon
579
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,280
Shots - LMFAO Feat. Lil Jon
580
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:40,520
If you're tryin' to fuck,
get your hands in the air
581
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,000
I said I'm fucked up
(I'm fucked up)
582
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:42,800
I said I'm fucked up
(I'm fucked up)
583
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,760
I'm fucked up
(fucked up)
584
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:48,560
I'm tryin' to fuck
(I'm tryin' to fuck)
585
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,720
Shots...
586
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,000
The fuck's that?
Oh Christ it's Jim.
587
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,160
The fuck's that?
Oh Christ it's Jim.
588
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,560
What's he fucking doing.
Fuck off.
589
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,600
Smashed out of his head.
590
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,000
Here fuck off.
Fuck off, you wankers.
591
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,800
Here fuck off.
Fuck off, you wankers.
592
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:10,840
Jimbo. Put your starfish away, dude.
593
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,000
Vinnie?
Yes. Get out the road.
594
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:14,680
Vinnie?
Yes. Get out the road.
595
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,120
Tommo fucking hell.
596
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,520
Let us in you cunts.
597
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,400
What you done to your fucking head.
598
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,000
I fell into the bushes.
599
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:22,800
I fell into the bushes.
600
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:24,760
How much you had to drink, you?
601
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:28,720
I'm celebrating. It's my birthday.
602
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:30,000
He's still alive.
603
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:30,200
He's still alive.
604
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:33,440
Happy birthday, you been out
with mates then, no?
605
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:35,800
No, on me own.
606
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,880
Where you two going,
at this time of night, anyway?
607
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,240
Well as it happens Jim,
608
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,840
we are on our way to break
into an undertakers.
609
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,000
Dick head. Just fucking.
What you tell him that for?
610
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,040
Dick head. Just fucking.
What you tell him that for?
611
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:51,400
It's his fucking birthday, in it.
What you nicking, a stiff?
612
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,320
Shut up you fucking wittering
old twat.
613
00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:59,280
Get in the fucking van.
You're going home.
614
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:02,000
Hey. Hey. I could be your fucking
No! You fucking knob end.
615
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:02,960
Hey. Hey. I could be your fucking
No! You fucking knob end.
616
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,800
I fucking be in your car.
You need me.
617
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,760
You're going home.
You fucking know you do.
618
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:07,840
It's a firm no!
619
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,760
Go! Go! Go!
620
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,000
How's it going, Wayne isn't it.?
621
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:26,480
How's it going, Wayne isn't it.?
622
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,680
Dog training woman?
623
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,160
Carol. Fancy meeting you here.
624
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,000
You er, you on your own?
625
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,360
You er, you on your own?
626
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:39,200
Well I was meant to be meeting me
friend but she hasn't arrived.
627
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,640
Right, right...
628
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,360
Well, have a great night.
629
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,960
You can er, join me if you like.
630
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,600
Oh, I sure don't want
to be any bother.
631
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,000
Your no bother.
632
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:50,640
Your no bother.
633
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:53,720
Two more pints please mate.
Do you want a drink?
634
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:57,400
I'll have a white wine spritzer,
please. Two pints is it?
635
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:58,000
Big thirsty boy.
636
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,040
Big thirsty boy.
637
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:03,120
Oh, no, they're not both for me
- I'm with the wife.
638
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,200
(TYRES SQUEAL)
639
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,800
(BANGING)
Oi. Oi. Oi. Shut up - listen.
640
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,000
Stay there sing yourself happy
birthday or something,
641
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,520
Stay there sing yourself happy
birthday or something,
642
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,800
we'll be in and out.
I wanna come with you.
643
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,000
Why?
You don't!
644
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,160
I wanna see a fucking dead body.
645
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,000
Jesus fucking Christ
he's disgusting.
646
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:22,960
Jesus fucking Christ
he's disgusting.
647
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,520
I tell you what try this,
look in the mirror.
648
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:29,400
Shut your mouth,
you fairy tale looking cunt.
649
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:30,000
Wow.
650
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:30,760
Wow.
651
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,240
Your old as fuck.
652
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:35,840
I mean surely you've already seen
a dead body by now man.
653
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,000
Yeah but only old ones.
I wanna see a young one.
654
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,480
Yeah but only old ones.
I wanna see a young one.
655
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,160
That's a fucking weird thing to say,
in it?
656
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,640
Oi, we're not here for fun,
where grabbing the object
657
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:46,000
and then we're getting
the fuck out of here.
658
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,440
and then we're getting
the fuck out of here.
659
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,520
Do you know what I mean?
Well it's my birthday Vin
660
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,400
and birthday boy's always get
what they ask for.
661
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:54,000
(MOCKING NOISES)
Father Pissmass, down here.
662
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,360
(MOCKING NOISES)
Father Pissmass, down here.
663
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,320
Get your shit together,
so we can get the fuck in there.
664
00:24:58,360 --> 00:24:59,760
Oh cheers.
665
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,000
Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing -
Chris Isaak
666
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,720
Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing -
Chris Isaak
667
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,080
(MUSIC ENDS)
668
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,160
It's a lot of hard work isn't it.
669
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:10,000
Constantly sort of having to up
keep the track and all that,
670
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,680
Constantly sort of having to up
keep the track and all that,
671
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,760
making sure there's no-
no lumps or bumps and that.
672
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,000
Now the mechanical hare, I'd say
that needs a lot of maintenance.
673
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:18,880
Now the mechanical hare, I'd say
that needs a lot of maintenance.
674
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,600
Don't get him started on the hare.
He loves that hare.
675
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:23,040
I don't love it, Jackie.
676
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:26,000
He'd shag it if it wasn't illegal.
Er... Not sure it's illegal.
677
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:26,520
He'd shag it if it wasn't illegal.
Er... Not sure it's illegal.
678
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,160
I'm going for a piss.
679
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,720
(MUSIC RENEWS)
(CLATTERING)
680
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:34,000
Here are Jimbo,
perfect size for you these.
681
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,760
Here are Jimbo,
perfect size for you these.
682
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,080
Just think, you'll be in one of
these soon, won't ya.
683
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:40,640
Fucking heart of an ox, me.
684
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,000
I'll fucking out live
fucking pair of you.
685
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:42,960
I'll fucking out live
fucking pair of you.
686
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:46,360
Stinking of piss is a cure for old
age and you'll live for ever mate.
687
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,520
Why don't you just fuck off!
688
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:50,000
CAROL: I can't help
noticing the thing there,
689
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,480
CAROL: I can't help
noticing the thing there,
690
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,440
that verbally thing,
the 'mmm', mmm'.
691
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:55,040
What the fuck is that like.
692
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,040
It's been going on for years,
693
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,000
drives me mad,
he only does it when he's...
694
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,280
drives me mad,
he only does it when he's...
695
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,200
..sexually nervous.
696
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,600
Sexually nervous? And what,
he sexually nervous now?
697
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,000
Yes.
Why?
698
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:06,840
Yes.
Why?
699
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:08,560
Because of you.
Because of me?
700
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:14,000
He keeps asking me to have
a threesome, Carol.
701
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:14,440
He keeps asking me to have
a threesome, Carol.
702
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,920
But I don't want to.
703
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:22,000
I just want us to be happy again,
like we used to be.
704
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:22,280
I just want us to be happy again,
like we used to be.
705
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,720
And you will be Jackie,
you will be...
706
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:30,000
For fuck sake,
where's he keep the fucking stiffs?
707
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,680
For fuck sake,
where's he keep the fucking stiffs?
708
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:35,240
They'll be on the floor,
behind the bins
709
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:38,000
you great fucking lemon. Where'd you
think he keeps them, dude?
710
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:38,320
you great fucking lemon. Where'd you
think he keeps them, dude?
711
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:40,200
They'll be in a big freezer
or something.
712
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:42,360
They'll be in freezer or
something like that.
713
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,000
Oh buzzing.
714
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,000
(LAUGHTER)
715
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:46,880
(LAUGHTER)
716
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,560
That is a fridge.
717
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,280
It's sexual.
Ooh.
718
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,240
You start on that side.
719
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:00,760
I wanna start on this side.
720
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,000
Jimbo, stand there try not to
be a pissed up cunt.
721
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,800
Jimbo, stand there try not to
be a pissed up cunt.
722
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,000
Keep your eye out.
723
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,800
Looking for the foot.
Severed foot guys.
724
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,640
Oh dude. Found it.
725
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:10,000
Hay oh.
726
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:10,320
Hay oh.
727
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,360
Hi five it. Woo...
Hey fucking Vin.
728
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,000
Fuck. Tell me that door opens from
the inside, Jimbo.
729
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,400
Fuck. Tell me that door opens from
the inside, Jimbo.
730
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,440
Course it fucking opens.
731
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,520
It's a fucking door.
732
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:31,320
Oh fuck me dude. Shit.
Fucking dickhead.
733
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:34,000
(ALL SWEARING AND CURSING)
734
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:34,920
(ALL SWEARING AND CURSING)
735
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,480
Did you get the keys?
736
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:42,000
Not yet.
What's taking so long?
737
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:42,200
Not yet.
What's taking so long?
738
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:45,080
He's with his wife - and she's
lovely and we're going to help her.
739
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:47,600
What? How?
Has Tommo still got Alison?
740
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,840
Alison?
741
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:51,840
Ah fucking gorgeous.
742
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:54,640
Listen we need to accept our
situation here.
743
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,520
Trapped in an undertakers freezer.
744
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:58,000
Correct. And no fuckers
knows where here, either.
745
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,200
Correct. And no fuckers
knows where here, either.
746
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:05,200
Alright, so we just don't panic.
There's no need for it.
747
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:06,000
We're gonna get out. Come here.
Get your hand in there.
748
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,560
We're gonna get out. Come here.
Get your hand in there.
749
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,840
Noooooo panic!
750
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,080
No panic. Yes.
(NERVOUS LAUGHTER)
751
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,080
Yeah man were professional.
752
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,600
Yes.
753
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,160
(ALL SCREAM AND YELL)
754
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:23,760
(KNOCKING)
755
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:28,000
Welcome, welcome to my mobile
erotic parlour. Please.
756
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,680
This is perfect, Carol...
757
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:30,000
May I take your coats.
758
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,480
May I take your coats.
759
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,520
Say hello to my little friend.
760
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,480
She come with a built in
pulsating vagina.
761
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:38,000
And she loves making new friends.
762
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,760
And she loves making new friends.
763
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:45,800
Please enjoy a complimentary glass
of drink while we get on the road.
764
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:46,000
She won't bite. Not yet.
765
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,000
She won't bite. Not yet.
766
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:55,880
Woo.
767
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,760
Fuck me, this is it then in it,
768
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,720
we're all gonna die in a great big
fucking freezer.
769
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,120
Oh there was so much
I didn't get done, dude.
770
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,280
Like what?
771
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:08,520
Bukkake.
772
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,000
Bukkake? What the fuck is wrong
with you eh?
773
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,400
Bukkake? What the fuck is wrong
with you eh?
774
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,440
Here we're all faced death and all
you can think is
775
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,000
fucking Japanese sex jizz porn.
776
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:18,720
fucking Japanese sex jizz porn.
777
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:23,120
I once coloured in a world map -
red for every country
778
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,560
I'd made love to a woman from.
779
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:26,000
How red did you get it then?
780
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,040
How red did you get it then?
781
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:30,400
England. Er...
782
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,000
..Jersey. There's another one
er...
783
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,400
..Jersey. There's another one
er...
784
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,320
..Isle of Man.
785
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,240
Damn near took over didn't ya?!
786
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:42,000
Why you even sharing a story like
that at a time like this Jimbo?!
787
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,680
Why you even sharing a story like
that at a time like this Jimbo?!
788
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,600
Because if I'd known I was gonna die
in a fucking freezer
789
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:49,920
I might have
fucking broadened my hunt.
790
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:50,000
To fucking where?
791
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,560
To fucking where?
792
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:55,680
I don't know... but I'm not into
hairy armpits, Vin.
793
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:58,000
Or them lot that wax their bush.
794
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:58,720
Or them lot that wax their bush.
795
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:01,200
I mean even a fucking landing
strip's fine.
796
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:02,400
Honest to God.
797
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,840
But nobody wants to be met
by a smooth shiny minge.
798
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,000
Stop talking about shinny minges
799
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:06,720
Stop talking about shinny minges
800
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:10,240
and fucking world maps
that you've come on. God sake.
801
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,000
You know, we're fucking trapped
in a shagging freezer lads,
802
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:14,000
this is really fucking serious.
We could die.
803
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,560
this is really fucking serious.
We could die.
804
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:22,000
Push it - Salt-N-Pepa
805
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:22,400
Push it - Salt-N-Pepa
806
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,920
CARDI: Dude, what if it don't work
out and she's got to go through
807
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,280
with some degrading sex act or
something?
808
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:30,000
At least you've got Martin.
809
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,120
At least you've got Martin.
810
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:33,680
The dog?
811
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,800
That's my fucking wife man.
Yeah I know.
812
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,320
Are we having this threesome
or what?
813
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,160
All the way baby. Sexy dolly.
814
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,000
Have you ever had a sexy
dolly before?
815
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:49,880
You can do anything to me, you and
your wife.
816
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:53,040
Ah do you want to touch my breast?
Give me a little kiss.
817
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,480
(KEYS JANGLE)
818
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:10,000
I've thought of dying more than
anyone I fucking know. Honestly.
819
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,960
I've thought of dying more than
anyone I fucking know. Honestly.
820
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,920
I just didn't think it
would be like this.
821
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,000
Trapped in an industrial freezer.
822
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:18,080
Trapped in an industrial freezer.
823
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,640
How did you think it'd happen?
824
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,480
Horse back.
825
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,000
Fucking horse back.
Fucking Robin of Loxley over here.
826
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,400
Fucking horse back.
Fucking Robin of Loxley over here.
827
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:31,120
At least you're not dying
on your fucking birthday.
828
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,360
You're not dying on your fucking
birthday either.
829
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:34,000
Stupid old cunt. You're not gonna
die before twelve o'clock are ya?
830
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,160
Stupid old cunt. You're not gonna
die before twelve o'clock are ya?
831
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,680
Alright the fucking day after me
birthday then.
832
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:40,960
What fucking difference
would it make?
833
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,000
You know you'll be dead won't you
thick cunt, so it won't matter
834
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,800
You know you'll be dead won't you
thick cunt, so it won't matter
835
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,920
I mean it could be Christmas
fucking day, birthday,
836
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,040
shrove shagging Tuesday.
That's when Jesus died.
837
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:49,480
No, that was fucking good Friday.
838
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:50,000
Weren't a very fucking good Friday
for Jesus were it?
839
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,640
Weren't a very fucking good Friday
for Jesus were it?
840
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:55,360
Shut the fuck up about Jesus'
brilliant Friday.
841
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,800
We are completely fucking stuck.
842
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:58,000
That's what Jesus said up on that
cross and it all turned out
843
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:02,160
That's what Jesus said up on that
cross and it all turned out
844
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,600
alright for him.
845
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:14,000
Go on Jackie, kiss her Jackie.
846
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,560
Go on Jackie, kiss her Jackie.
847
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:19,480
Jesus Christ.
848
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,000
Did you get the keys?
Course I've got the fucking keys!
849
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,640
Can we just go please?
Will you fucking come on!
850
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:34,440
Come on.
851
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,000
Useless fucking. Run out of gas.
852
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:38,120
Useless fucking. Run out of gas.
853
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:39,800
Fuck!
854
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,600
Whoo fuck me.
It's getting cold now in it.
855
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,000
Shall we snuggle together,
for body warmth?
856
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,200
Shall we snuggle together,
for body warmth?
857
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,240
Don't be fucking weird dude,
give over.
858
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:54,000
Survival technique. SAS.
It's not a gay thing.
859
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,560
Survival technique. SAS.
It's not a gay thing.
860
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,960
Why would human beings huddling
for warmth be a gay thing?
861
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,000
I'm not homophobic,
you're putting words in my mouth.
862
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,040
I'm not homophobic,
you're putting words in my mouth.
863
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,680
I'm not putting anything in your
mouth sweetheart and nor would I
864
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:06,800
thank you very much.
Why?
865
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,480
Because you're not an
attractive man.
866
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,000
You're not Jim.
You're fucking gross dude.
867
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,120
You're not Jim.
You're fucking gross dude.
868
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:17,280
Fine. Me and him'll snuggle up and
you can freeze to fucking death
869
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:18,000
over their in woke corner.
870
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,400
over their in woke corner.
871
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:22,240
We need to get our clothes
off - not boxers -
872
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:26,000
and then hug together,
and wrap whatever clothes and shit
873
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:26,240
and then hug together,
and wrap whatever clothes and shit
874
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:30,680
we've got around us, so we're like
a fucking heat sandwich right.
875
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:34,000
Thomas. Get your fucking gear off.
You'll never survive on your own.
876
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,320
Thomas. Get your fucking gear off.
You'll never survive on your own.
877
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:39,160
But I'm being a slice of the bread,
I'm not being the fucking filling.
878
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,000
ASHLEY: Right. This is it.
The groundman's hut.
879
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:42,200
ASHLEY: Right. This is it.
The groundman's hut.
880
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:45,320
DYLAN: Right fucking keys. The keys.
Who's got the keys?
881
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,480
Give me the fucking keys.
882
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,360
Spread out,
we need to find these hares.
883
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:50,000
(DOOR SLAMS)
Sorry.
884
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:50,760
(DOOR SLAMS)
Sorry.
885
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:52,960
Right this is what
we're after here lads.
886
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,680
Bollocks, there's five of
the fuckers.
887
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,120
Oh no, no, no.
I'm not tearing it into quarters.
888
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,000
Fifths.
889
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:58,320
Fifths.
890
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:01,080
What'll we do? If we stuff the wrong
hare, Arson Fire won't chase it.
891
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,200
There's only one thing
for it dude - strip.
892
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,880
What? Strip, T-shirt, socks, undies.
Come on.
893
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:06,000
Fuck, Cardi always stinks.
894
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,440
Fuck, Cardi always stinks.
895
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:11,280
Clothes off. Yeah alright.
I'm not taking my undies off.
896
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,800
We need your smell Cardi and there's
no greater Cardi scent
897
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:14,000
than them skiddy undies.
898
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,360
than them skiddy undies.
899
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:18,280
Alright, well fucking turn round
then. I'm not. I'm watching this.
900
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,240
Turn around.
Come on.
901
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:22,000
(SNIGGERING)
902
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,960
(SNIGGERING)
903
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,400
(GLASSES CLATTER)
904
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,600
So it turns out you can fit
three men in a body bag.
905
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,000
(LOUD FART)
Oh you fucker. Jimbo dude.
906
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,160
(LOUD FART)
Oh you fucker. Jimbo dude.
907
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,840
Sorry lads it's the beer.
908
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,360
Oh. Oh fuck me.
909
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:46,000
Surely they'll realise gone and
they'll come looking for us.
910
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,480
Surely they'll realise gone and
they'll come looking for us.
911
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,800
I mean they knew where
we were going didn't they?
912
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,320
Surely, surely
it's only a matter of time.
913
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:54,000
Yeah. It's only a matter of time.
914
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,560
Yeah. It's only a matter of time.
915
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:02,000
Cold Cold Ground - Tom Waits
916
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,360
Cold Cold Ground - Tom Waits
917
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:25,880
Come on you. You're getting in here.
Right. Up you get mate.
918
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:26,000
Up you get.
We're off to find Vinnie.
919
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000
Up you get.
We're off to find Vinnie.
920
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,080
It's not like him to not
pick up his calls.
921
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,000
I'll be back in a sec, right?
922
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,360
Carol I'm off! I'm taking
Martin to go find Vinnie.
923
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:50,000
Martin... Martin...
Oh for fuck sake.
924
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,640
Martin... Martin...
Oh for fuck sake.
925
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,240
Martin?
926
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:55,280
Carol!
927
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,000
(LOUD GROANING)
928
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,080
(LOUD GROANING)
929
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:06,000
Ey, I tell you what,
that's the best night's fucking kip
930
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:06,360
Ey, I tell you what,
that's the best night's fucking kip
931
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:07,680
I've had for ages.
932
00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:09,600
How can that even be dude?
933
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,560
Fucking silence.
I was dead to the world.
934
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,000
I know we heard you.
935
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:14,480
I know we heard you.
936
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,320
Snoring on you is like sleeping
next to a fucking hog.
937
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:20,880
Listen, main thing is, we're all
still alive, now listen. Listen.
938
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:22,000
I think I've come up
with a bit of a plan.
939
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:22,520
I think I've come up
with a bit of a plan.
940
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,080
You see the vent behind us.
Just there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
941
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:26,680
We can pull the door of that vent.
942
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:28,600
I reckon if one of us can
shimmy through.
943
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,000
Get a bit of phone reception.
944
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:30,440
Get a bit of phone reception.
945
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,560
Get hold of someone
you know what I mean. Brilliant.
946
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:36,160
That is actually a very good idea,
but I'm gonna say this right,
947
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,000
I'm extremely claustrophobic.
Yeah I've got bad knees.
948
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,440
I'm extremely claustrophobic.
Yeah I've got bad knees.
949
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:40,640
Dude you can fuck off!
950
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,240
It's always that who has to do
the terrible fucking job,
951
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:44,520
that nobody wants to do.
952
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,000
None of us wanna go through
a freezing fucking steel vent.
953
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,720
None of us wanna go through
a freezing fucking steel vent.
954
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,920
But someone's gonna have to man,
you know.
955
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,520
(CAR HORN HONKS)
956
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,160
Vin!
Vinnie!!! Vinnie!
957
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,760
Vinnie!!
958
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,760
He's not here.
Ah. He must be.
959
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,000
Fuck it. He's not, call Erin!
960
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:02,600
Fuck it. He's not, call Erin!
961
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:05,920
(PHONE RINGING)
Hello.
962
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:09,200
Erin have you seen Vinnie?
Not since yesterday, no, why?
963
00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:10,000
We're outside the shack,
964
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:10,480
We're outside the shack,
965
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:12,920
he's not answering and he's not
answering his phone either
966
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,480
and we've also lost
the fucking dog.
967
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:16,520
Has he still got that friend
finder on his phone?
968
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,000
Friend finder,
what the fuck is that?
969
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:18,280
Friend finder,
what the fuck is that?
970
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:19,720
Right, where are you?
971
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,880
How are we deciding who goes up?
972
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,360
Alright, what about this then-
Ip dip.
973
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,000
Fucking Ip dip?
Ip dip, mate.
974
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:26,680
Fucking Ip dip?
Ip dip, mate.
975
00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:29,040
Ip dip sky blue, granny sitting on
the loo - playing darts,
976
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,200
she farts, out goes you!
That's not how it goes.
977
00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:34,000
It's ip dip doo, doggy done a poo,
went to the cinema at half past two,
978
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,120
It's ip dip doo, doggy done a poo,
went to the cinema at half past two,
979
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:40,240
when the film started,
everyone farted, out goes you.
980
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,000
There's a cat, dude. There's cat
that had flu that's wrong that-
981
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:42,840
There's a cat, dude. There's cat
that had flu that's wrong that-
982
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,080
There's no fucking cat mate?
There's a cat that got flu!
983
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,280
There's a cat got the flu,
the dog that got chickenpox!
984
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:50,000
Cat's don't get flu do they? Well
dogs don't go to the fucking cinema,
985
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:50,080
Cat's don't get flu do they? Well
dogs don't go to the fucking cinema,
986
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,520
Tommy, you know what I mean.
Maybe it was the cat that farted.
987
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,160
No, no, no, no granny farted, didn't
she?! When she was on the loo.
988
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,680
Why's would she be, why would there
be an old women farting her
989
00:37:57,720 --> 00:37:58,000
arse off on loo playing darts?
Are we gonna play the game or not?
990
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,360
arse off on loo playing darts?
Are we gonna play the game or not?
991
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,680
Yes.
Yes.
992
00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:04,880
Right. Who's version?
993
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,080
This is fucking weird.
994
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,000
Come on. We're wasting time,
I'm never gonna get Martin back!
995
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:14,760
Come on. We're wasting time,
I'm never gonna get Martin back!
996
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,880
Cardi, you have lost a dog
and one of your best friends,
997
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,280
now what is more important?
998
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,440
Right the app said they were
here last night,
999
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:22,000
so maybe they're still in there.
1000
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,080
so maybe they're still in there.
1001
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,920
Why would they still be in a fucking
funeral parlour the next morning?
1002
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:30,000
Unless... Gary's caught
them... and killed them.
1003
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:30,840
Unless... Gary's caught
them... and killed them.
1004
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,880
And now they're lying in coffins...
1005
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,000
Well it's not going to be
that, is it, Cardi?
1006
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,360
No probably not.
1007
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,800
(GROANING)
Oh it's cold.
1008
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:41,880
Can you see owt?
1009
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,320
Can't go that way. Reverse.
Other way.
1010
00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:50,120
Right. Pass me. Pass me your phone.
Got it yep yep.
1011
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,600
Hurry up dude!
1012
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,000
(CLATTERING)
What were that?
1013
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,760
(CLATTERING)
What were that?
1014
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,240
(PHONE RINGS)
1015
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,440
Answer it then, dickhead.
1016
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:02,000
Vinnie's phone's ringing but
he's not picking up.
1017
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,480
Vinnie's phone's ringing but
he's not picking up.
1018
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,040
This doors been jimmied.
1019
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,280
Right come on.
1020
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,680
Come here you fucking borrower.
1021
00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:17,520
(GROANING)
1022
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:22,480
Get out the way. Go on. Go on.
Fuck sake.
1023
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:26,000
Right, I'm asking for two inches.
1024
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,440
Right, I'm asking for two inches.
1025
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,160
As the actress said to the bishop.
1026
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,840
No. No. Honestly dude.
1027
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,440
Is this the time for
a lame penis joke.
1028
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:34,000
No it isn't. No. Go on.
1029
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,400
No it isn't. No. Go on.
1030
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:36,960
Vin?!
1031
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,600
Vinnie!
Vin?!
1032
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:40,040
Tommo...?
1033
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,600
Oh. Fucking signal.
1034
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,360
Vinnie?
Vin?
1035
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:45,840
Vinnie?
1036
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:47,360
Tommo?
1037
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:50,000
Oh well, they're
definitely not in here.
1038
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,760
Oh well, they're
definitely not in here.
1039
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,560
(GROANING)
Nearly there.
1040
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:58,000
Nearly got it dude.
1041
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:58,800
Nearly got it dude.
1042
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,000
(PHONE DINGS)
Bollocks, dude it was Erin.
1043
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,000
(PHONE RINGS)
No, no, no, no. Fuck.
1044
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,520
(PHONE RINGS)
No, no, no, no. Fuck.
1045
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,080
What?
1046
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,240
Hello?
Hello, Vincent.
1047
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,000
Are you alright Davey love.
Dude, I am in terrible jam.
1048
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,680
Are you alright Davey love.
Dude, I am in terrible jam.
1049
00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:17,440
I'm gonna have to bell you back.
1050
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:21,520
You fucking hung up on him.
Well yeah. It were Davey MacDonagh.
1051
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:22,000
What the fuck are you playing at?
1052
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,040
What the fuck are you playing at?
1053
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,200
That could've been our only
chance to get out of here!
1054
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:26,840
He's not gonna come down here
and help,
1055
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:29,120
he'd be fucking made up we
were stuck in here.
1056
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,000
Twit.
I'm gonna ring Erin.
1057
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:30,560
Twit.
I'm gonna ring Erin.
1058
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:33,440
I've gotta do that stupid dog
race thing yet you know.
1059
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,760
Alright well go on then.
1060
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,320
It's ringing!
It's fucking ringing!
1061
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:38,000
Good. Good. Good.
1062
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:38,800
Good. Good. Good.
1063
00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:42,200
(PHONE RINGS)
1064
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:43,960
Vin - where are you?
1065
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,040
Vin!
1066
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,440
(STAMMERING) Dog race.
He's gone, Vin — He's gone.
1067
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,000
The dog, he was in the back of
the van and now he's.
1068
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:54,920
The dog, he was in the back of
the van and now he's.
1069
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:56,920
We've got to get the dog.
We've got to get the dog.
1070
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,280
Pissing dog run off. What about us?
I am fucking freezing.
1071
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,440
He's being stolen.
He might not've been stolen.
1072
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:02,000
He has been stolen. Oh my God.
Dude, he's been stolen?
1073
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,320
He has been stolen. Oh my God.
Dude, he's been stolen?
1074
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:05,640
He's been fucking stolen.
1075
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,760
It's the fucking MacDonagh's.
Erin. Erin. Carol. Warm up the lads.
1076
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,000
Make sure Jim's alright,
I think he's gonna die.
1077
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:10,840
Make sure Jim's alright,
I think he's gonna die.
1078
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,760
Right Jim your with me.
Tommo get in.
1079
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:26,000
Right. Fuckers. Right, you just-
You stay here.
1080
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:26,760
Right. Fuckers. Right, you just-
You stay here.
1081
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,760
Dude, if they have got Martin in
there I am fucking coming in.
1082
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,560
I have got fucking bog roll
on me boot!
1083
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,120
Where the fuck is he now?!
1084
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:36,920
Hello, Vincent, Vincent's friend.
1085
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,960
Fuck sake.
Fucking red hot in here.
1086
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000
Where's the dog?
Have a seat.
1087
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:42,560
Where's the dog?
Have a seat.
1088
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,800
I don't want a seat,
I want the dog you stole!
1089
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:49,720
Did you have chance to think
about my generous offer?
1090
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:50,000
Yeah, I did. But I can't man.
1091
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,520
Yeah, I did. But I can't man.
1092
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,080
I can't go in to another
partnership.
1093
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,720
I'm sorry it's a fucking no!
1094
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:58,000
Barry.
1095
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:58,800
Barry.
1096
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,200
Oh Martin.
Ah-ah.
1097
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:06,000
Lovely creatures aren't they dogs,
1098
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,920
Lovely creatures aren't they dogs,
1099
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,880
but they have a very different
system to ours.
1100
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:14,000
They have trouble regulating
their own temperature.
1101
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
They have trouble regulating
their own temperature.
1102
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:17,840
Which is why they pant a lot.
1103
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:22,000
Final chance, Vincent.
1104
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:22,960
Final chance, Vincent.
1105
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:27,120
It's a fucking no! No!
1106
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,000
Dude, what the fuck you doing?
1107
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,840
Dude, what the fuck you doing?
1108
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,400
(DOG WHIMPERS)
1109
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:46,000
You're not this fucking guy,
are you? Hey, is this you?
1110
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:46,040
You're not this fucking guy,
are you? Hey, is this you?
1111
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,360
All you have to do is say
is yes, Vincent.
1112
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,320
And then we will have a lovely
business arrangement.
1113
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,640
Vin, Vin, please man. Please.
Shit!
1114
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:54,000
One word, three letters.
1115
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,920
One word, three letters.
1116
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,280
Vin, please,
he's gonna fucking die in there man.
1117
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,880
Davey, don't do this man.
It's just a fucking stunt.
1118
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:02,000
It's a stunt in it, come on.
You know what I want Vincent.
1119
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,560
It's a stunt in it, come on.
You know what I want Vincent.
1120
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,960
Yeah but this isn't the way
to get it, Davey.
1121
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,920
Let the fucking dog out now!
1122
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:10,000
Please, Mister MacDonagh.
Please let the dog out.
1123
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,760
Please, Mister MacDonagh.
Please let the dog out.
1124
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,880
Open the door.
1125
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,160
Open the fucking door.
1126
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:17,640
(MOCKING)
1127
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,640
Vinnie he's gonna fucking die
in there, please man.
1128
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:26,000
Shit! Erm.
Fuck it then. I'll do it.
1129
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:26,840
Shit! Erm.
Fuck it then. I'll do it.
1130
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,280
I'll do it! I'll go into
partnership with ya. I'll do it.
1131
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:32,840
I'll do it just whatever.
Let the fucking dog out you psycho.
1132
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:34,000
So macho.
Just let the dog out.
1133
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,120
So macho.
Just let the dog out.
1134
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:40,160
Give them the dog back, Barry.
1135
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,000
It's alright. It's alright.
1136
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:42,080
It's alright. It's alright.
1137
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:43,840
Come on man, come on.
Barry.
1138
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:46,720
Barry!
1139
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:50,000
Hello Martin. Come on love.
1140
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,920
Hello Martin. Come on love.
1141
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,320
There's your foot.
1142
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:58,000
Thank you, Vincent.
1143
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:58,520
Thank you, Vincent.
1144
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,280
Come on Cardi love.
1145
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:06,000
It's alright Martin.
Let's get him to the race track.
1146
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,560
It's alright Martin.
Let's get him to the race track.
1147
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,680
Get back in your box, twinkle toes.
1148
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:27,200
Dog Days -
Florence and the Machine
1149
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:33,800
Go on lad, here we go.
1150
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,360
Go on Cardi. Go on Cardi.
1151
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:38,000
Lets hope it's been for a shit
already this time. Go on Cardi.
1152
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,160
Lets hope it's been for a shit
already this time. Go on Cardi.
1153
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:50,040
Here's to your community centre.
And a life free of fear.
1154
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,000
Right, here we go.
1155
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:54,080
Right, here we go.
1156
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:59,400
Here it comes. Here it comes.
Come on mate.
1157
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:10,000
Come on mate. Come on Martin.
1158
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:10,520
Come on mate. Come on Martin.
1159
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:20,880
Come on Martin.
1160
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:50,000
Woncha Come On Home -
Joan Armatrading
1161
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,680
Woncha Come On Home -
Joan Armatrading
1162
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:06,000
We all ready to go camping?
I'd rather get a UTI.
1163
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:06,320
We all ready to go camping?
I'd rather get a UTI.
1164
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,640
At least one of us, is
prepared for the wilderness.
1165
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:11,000
Dylan on drugs.
1166
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:12,880
Classic horror film
mistake that lads.
1167
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:14,000
It's cursed.
1168
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:14,040
It's cursed.
1169
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:17,960
I've seen things.
1170
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,440
I'm fucking shitting myself?
1171
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,000
Don't move!
We're all gonna fucking die here.
1172
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,000
Don't move!
We're all gonna fucking die here.
1173
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:24,480
Jesus Christ. Sarah?
1174
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:27,520
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1175
00:46:27,570 --> 00:46:32,120
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