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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,840 --> 00:00:04,360 (Thirty four percent was always enough.) 2 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:06,000 Mr McCann, I've got a proposal. 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:06,800 Mr McCann, I've got a proposal. 4 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,840 The bank gave you a loan. Yes. 5 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:11,160 I hope you are not telling me any porkies. 6 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:13,560 (I always think about what you whispered.) 7 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:14,000 TUMA: The safe is no longer here. 8 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,600 TUMA: The safe is no longer here. 9 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:16,960 Terence- You're done. 10 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,120 He wouldn't do anything to Tyler, would he? 11 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:21,280 (WHIMPERING) Nothing is happening to the boy. 12 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:22,000 Where is Tyler? He is gone. I lost him. 13 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,480 Where is Tyler? He is gone. I lost him. 14 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:25,480 Tyler? I'll get him back. 15 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,920 ERIN (READING): "My darling Vinnie. 16 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:37,520 I am scared, so I have to go. 17 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:38,000 I will miss you forever. 18 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,680 I will miss you forever. 19 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:41,560 And I hope you can forgive me." 20 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:47,920 (DISTANT CAR HORN BLARING) 21 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:07,600 I am just a man 22 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:10,000 Tipping on the wire 23 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,280 Tipping on the wire 24 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:16,720 Tight rope walking fool 25 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,000 Balanced on desire 26 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,520 Balanced on desire 27 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:24,320 I can not control 28 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:26,000 These ever changing ways 29 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,840 These ever changing ways 30 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:33,840 So how can I be sure 31 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:34,000 The feeling will remain 32 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,680 The feeling will remain 33 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:42,000 It'll always change 34 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,840 It'll always change 35 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:49,800 But everything I am is yours- 36 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:54,120 (HORN BLARES, TYRES SCREECH) Oh, fuck me! 37 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,440 Careful dickhead! Hey up! Vinnie? 38 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,000 (LAUGHS LOUDLY) Come here, Ringo. Good to see you. 39 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,600 (LAUGHS LOUDLY) Come here, Ringo. Good to see you. 40 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:03,480 You stink of patchouli oil, man. It's overwhelming? 41 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:05,200 I nearly fucking killed you there. 42 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:06,000 Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm fucking miles away at the minute. 43 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,440 Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm fucking miles away at the minute. 44 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:09,240 Yeah, well, I'm glad I nearly killed you there, 45 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:11,160 'cause me and the band have got a gig tonight. 46 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:14,000 Brilliant. 'Cause, er, you'll never guess who's getting married again? 47 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:14,760 Brilliant. 'Cause, er, you'll never guess who's getting married again? 48 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:16,840 Yeah? Go on? Well guess. 49 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,000 I don't... know. No guess, man. 50 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:22,000 Fuck me. Pete the eunuch? No, it's me, you daft twat. 51 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:22,200 Fuck me. Pete the eunuch? No, it's me, you daft twat. 52 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:23,560 Hey! Fantastic! 53 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:26,720 And you'll never guess who I'm getting married to. 54 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:28,000 I don't- It's Babs. 55 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:30,000 Babs? Fucking Babs... is who YOU'RE getting married to. 56 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,680 Babs? Fucking Babs... is who YOU'RE getting married to. 57 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:33,800 But you got married and you got divorced. 58 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:35,880 And now we're getting married again. 59 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:38,000 The prawn cocktail thing nearly tore you a new arsehole, didn't it? 60 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:38,560 The prawn cocktail thing nearly tore you a new arsehole, didn't it? 61 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,200 You were really upset. 62 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:43,400 Well, the thing is I put that behind us, Vin. 63 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:44,800 You know, forgive and forget. 64 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:46,000 She's a good girl and it's for keeps this time. Good man. 65 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,240 She's a good girl and it's for keeps this time. Good man. 66 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:49,680 That's fucking fantastic. I'm made up for you, man. 67 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:51,320 Listen I'll see you tonight, then? Grand. 68 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,200 Eight o'clock, Crow's Nest. It's a fucking date. 69 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:54,000 'Ere, bring Erin. Oh... Alright, cheerio, dickhead. 70 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,080 'Ere, bring Erin. Oh... Alright, cheerio, dickhead. 71 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:57,720 Yeah. (ENGINE STARTS) 72 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:01,040 Go on, get out of it, you big cunt. 73 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:02,000 (HORN BLARES, TYRES SCREECH) 74 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,000 (HORN BLARES, TYRES SCREECH) 75 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:04,960 Fucking hell! Bell end. What ya doing? 76 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,920 Sorry. Fuck me. Sorry. Miles away. 77 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,000 The best things in life are free 78 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,560 The best things in life are free 79 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:14,120 But you can give them To the birds and bees 80 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,720 I need money... 81 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,920 I just wanna know where she is, know what I mean? 82 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:18,000 Yeah. Well, she says she doesn't want finding. 83 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,920 Yeah. Well, she says she doesn't want finding. 84 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:23,880 Yeah, I know. But she's fucked off with my little lad, Cardi, 85 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:26,000 and I'm fucking- My heart's breaking. 86 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:26,320 and I'm fucking- My heart's breaking. 87 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:28,000 She's scared about McCann. 88 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:30,920 Yeah, but fucking hell. He's not gonna be around much longer, is he? 89 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,320 He's getting sent down, hopefully. 90 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,000 He'll be gone out of our life's forever. 91 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:35,440 Just need to see her... 92 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:38,800 ..so I can talk to her properly. 93 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:41,040 (DOGS BARKING) 94 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:42,000 (CLEARS THROAT) I don't like seeing you sad, man. 95 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,120 (CLEARS THROAT) I don't like seeing you sad, man. 96 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:48,640 Do you wanna throw the ball? Oh shit, yeah. (CHUCKLES) 97 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:55,400 (THUD, MAN GRUNTS) Oh, fuck me. Dude, shit. 98 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,000 Hey! You fucking idiots! Idiots! 99 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:58,560 Hey! You fucking idiots! Idiots! 100 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:01,200 He's fuck- He's- He's run off. 101 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,640 (CHEERING) 102 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:06,000 We are Tonguesten and we came here to rock your bloody tits off! 103 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:06,560 We are Tonguesten and we came here to rock your bloody tits off! 104 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,960 (GUITAR BLASTING, CHEERING) 105 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:15,760 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 106 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,000 That is shit, innit? 107 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:20,920 That to me, is the dying screams of a murder victim. 108 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,000 Ted Bundy, the musical. 109 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:22,400 Ted Bundy, the musical. 110 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:24,080 I'd fucking watch that. 111 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:25,400 That name - Tonguesten, yeah? 112 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,320 I mean, I assume it's a play on the word Tungsten, 113 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:30,000 but it's not even a heavy metal. It'll shatter on impact. 114 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:30,480 but it's not even a heavy metal. It'll shatter on impact. 115 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:31,680 You know what, yeah? 116 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:34,320 They should have called it something like, Titanium- 117 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:36,440 (SARCASTIC LAUGH) Shut up! 118 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,000 Have you-Have you heard from her? No! Fuck no! 119 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,600 Have you-Have you heard from her? No! Fuck no! 120 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:42,960 No. Only a few WhatsApp video's from Tyler, that's it. 121 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,520 Have you heard anything? Nah. 122 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:45,800 (SPEAKERS RINGING) 123 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,360 Hiya, boys! Eh, boys? 124 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:52,000 Oh, Sugar, you're always seeking attention. 125 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:53,400 You alright, Babs? 126 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:54,000 What's going on with that little diabetes shoe you've got there? 127 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,080 What's going on with that little diabetes shoe you've got there? 128 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:59,280 (SIGHS) Ketamine and roller skating do not mix. 129 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:02,000 Well, you look very well. Aw, this is the glow of true love. 130 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:02,680 Well, you look very well. Aw, this is the glow of true love. 131 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,960 I think it's great that you're trying again. 132 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,720 There's not many couples could get over that prawn cocktail incident. 133 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:10,000 It was shrimp. And it was a misunderstanding. 134 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,160 It was shrimp. And it was a misunderstanding. 135 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,680 So Barbara, when's the big day? Are we all invited, then? 136 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,600 This Saturday, in Merthyr Tydfil where my parents are. 137 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:18,000 You are all more than welcome. 138 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,920 You are all more than welcome. 139 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:22,120 Tonguesten are playing! 140 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:25,160 Oh, well, in that case, abso-fucking-lutely not! 141 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,000 Thank you very much. 142 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:26,440 Thank you very much. 143 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:29,720 (PHONE LINE RINGING) 144 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:31,880 (HE GRUNTS) 145 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:34,000 'Hi, it's Erin. Leave a message after the beep. Bye. (BEEP)' 146 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,640 'Hi, it's Erin. Leave a message after the beep. Bye. (BEEP)' 147 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:41,080 Look, it's me again. For the fifteen hundredth fucking time. 148 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:45,400 I know you're getting these messages, Erin... 149 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,000 ..and I just wish I knew where you were. 150 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:52,520 I only want to help you out, ya know? 151 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:56,480 (RAPID KNOCKING) Fucking hell's teeth! 152 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:58,000 Oh, course. Why won't it be! 153 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,160 Oh, course. Why won't it be! 154 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:01,120 Fuck are you doing in middle of woods? 155 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,520 Oh, this is nice and cosy, Vin. 156 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:05,880 (INQUISITIVE GRUNT) What do you want? 157 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:06,000 Well, I gave my friends the slip to come and find you. Right, then? 158 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,440 Well, I gave my friends the slip to come and find you. Right, then? 159 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:12,520 Because, Vinnie, there's one thing I need from you, before I get wed. 160 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,000 Go on then? I need you to make love to me. 161 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:14,880 Go on then? I need you to make love to me. 162 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:18,080 Pfft! Gross! Taking the piss? 163 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:20,640 You do fancy me, don't you? No! Well, that's not true. 164 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:22,000 That's not the issue, though, is it Babs? 165 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:22,520 That's not the issue, though, is it Babs? 166 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:25,040 You're getting fucking married, this weekend, to bloody Ringo. 167 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,120 Yeah, exactly. 168 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:28,920 I mean, I'm committing myself to him for the rest of my life. 169 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:30,000 But before I get hitched, I just need one last one, 170 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,000 But before I get hitched, I just need one last one, 171 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:33,880 and I'm choosing you, Vinnie. 172 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:38,000 No, you. Just away over there. 173 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:38,600 No, you. Just away over there. 174 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:39,920 (CHUCKLING) Er, no. 175 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,840 Oh, come on. We're here now. I'll just take my clothes off. 176 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,520 Jesus Christ! What is wrong with you? 177 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:46,000 Wading through the woods like a sexual tyrannosaur. 178 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,080 Wading through the woods like a sexual tyrannosaur. 179 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:48,640 You doing like that- Er, no! 180 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:50,840 You're terrifying tonight. What's matter with you? 181 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:52,080 Come on. Nobody'd know. 182 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,000 I will know, won't I? I'll know. That'll never leave me. I'm very sad. 183 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,600 I will know, won't I? I'll know. That'll never leave me. I'm very sad. 184 00:06:56,640 --> 00:07:00,960 I'm very depressed, and fuck me, dude, I'm missing my fucking boy. 185 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,000 And even if I wanted to shag ya... 186 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,320 And even if I wanted to shag ya... 187 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:07,880 (SOFTLY) ..my todger doesn't really work. 188 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:10,000 What if I showed you my boob trick? Go on then. 189 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:10,680 What if I showed you my boob trick? Go on then. 190 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,120 Together. Hmm. 191 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:15,960 Single. Individual. Together. 192 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,000 Single. It's amazing. Do you want a brew? 193 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:21,240 No, do you wanna finger me? No! How many sugars do you want? 194 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:22,480 Uh, three, please. 195 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:25,200 TYLER: Hi, Daddy. 196 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:26,000 Mummy and me are having a great time on our trip, 197 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,600 Mummy and me are having a great time on our trip, 198 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:31,640 but look. I broke my arm, and it doesn't even hurt. 199 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:34,000 And... I've drawn you, too, 200 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:34,880 And... I've drawn you, too, 201 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:37,160 but mum says it's got too much hair. 202 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:38,520 Love you, daddy. 203 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:41,320 (CHUCKLES) Hmm. He's cute. 204 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:42,000 I never knew that you and Erin uh-uhh. 205 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,080 I never knew that you and Erin uh-uhh. 206 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:47,560 Hmm, yeah, many moons ago. We were wrecked. (CHUCKLES) 207 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,000 Ended up coming away with this little horror. (LAUGHS) 208 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:50,920 Ended up coming away with this little horror. (LAUGHS) 209 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:53,560 You must miss him like crazy. I do, yeah. 210 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:56,560 Feels like someone's ripped my bloody arm off. Hmm. 211 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,000 And you've no idea where they are? No. 212 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,320 And you've no idea where they are? No. 213 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:04,000 No, I mean, fucking hell, they could be anywhere. (SNIFFS) 214 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:06,000 It's a shame you don't know a doctor. They could tell you. 215 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,560 It's a shame you don't know a doctor. They could tell you. 216 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,520 How do you mean? 217 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:13,840 Well, if Tyler's broken his arm, means he's been to a hospital. 218 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:14,000 So it'll be on his medical records, you know, the name of the hospital, 219 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:17,040 So it'll be on his medical records, you know, the name of the hospital, 220 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,280 temporary address. 221 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:19,800 But that's all confidential. 222 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:22,000 You'd have to know a doctor really well to get that kind of info. 223 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,880 You'd have to know a doctor really well to get that kind of info. 224 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,000 Fucking- 225 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:27,680 It's terrifying how you just put all that together like that. 226 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:29,520 You're a fucking genius, Babs. 227 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:30,000 Shit, dude, I could lay you right now. 228 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,280 Shit, dude, I could lay you right now. 229 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:36,080 There's always time for that, love. Absolutely not! 230 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,000 (KNOCKING) Chris. 231 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:40,440 Christopher, it's fucking Vincent 232 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:43,080 Jesus Christ. Oh! 233 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:45,680 Hello. Hiyah, is Christopher in? 234 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:46,000 He says to tell you that he's busy. 235 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,560 He says to tell you that he's busy. 236 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:51,080 Right, you just go in there, and you tell that posh fat-headed turd 237 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:54,000 to bring his bony arse to come down to this porch, on the immediate. 238 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:54,880 to bring his bony arse to come down to this porch, on the immediate. 239 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:57,000 Or I'll cut his fucking weed supply off. 240 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,840 He does have a lovely arse. 241 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:00,840 He also has a fat head. 242 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:02,000 Vinnie, what do you want? Hi, I'm Chris. 243 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:06,400 Vinnie, what do you want? Hi, I'm Chris. 244 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,360 I'm Barbara. Nice outfit. 245 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:09,520 It's my hen do. 246 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:10,000 What's going on. Why you here? 247 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,200 What's going on. Why you here? 248 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:15,120 Did you not- Have you got changed? 249 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:16,200 No. Eh? 250 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:18,000 Different person. Twins. 251 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:18,280 Different person. Twins. 252 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:20,520 God sake! Why can't people just cuddle? 253 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,720 I need a favour. It's deeply unethical, 254 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:24,440 and Babs is caning for a shit. 255 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,000 Come on, dude. It's cold. Come on, quick. (TWIN GIGGLES) 256 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,000 Come on, dude. It's cold. Come on, quick. (TWIN GIGGLES) 257 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:30,960 (LOUD LAUGHTER) 258 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,600 So there we were in the dark, hammer and tongs going at it. 259 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:34,000 The light came on. It was his bloody dad! 260 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,920 The light came on. It was his bloody dad! 261 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:37,400 Can you believe it? 262 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:38,960 Dude, these threesomes... 263 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:42,000 Is there not like a moment when you're like, pfft, 264 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,520 Is there not like a moment when you're like, pfft, 265 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:44,560 it's all a bit much? You never had a threesome? 266 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:48,040 No I've never had a fucking three- Never even had a twosome, barely. 267 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,360 They're phenomenal, Vinnie. 268 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:50,000 Got Amelia over there stroking your hair with long manicured fingers. 269 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,360 Got Amelia over there stroking your hair with long manicured fingers. 270 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:58,000 Meanwhile, Jemima, downstairs, taking care of business. Gross. 271 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:58,160 Meanwhile, Jemima, downstairs, taking care of business. Gross. 272 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:01,440 Listen, if I give you any advice, medical advice, as your doctor, 273 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,880 don't die before you've had a threesome. 274 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:05,080 Here we are. Go on. 275 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:06,000 Tyler Croft. Three- Er, confidentiality. 276 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,880 Tyler Croft. Three- Er, confidentiality. 277 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:10,960 Hospital admission - 3-6-2013. 278 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,000 Bronglais General Hospital, Caradog Road, Aberystwyth. 279 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:14,720 Bronglais General Hospital, Caradog Road, Aberystwyth. 280 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:16,920 That's Wal- That's Wales, in it? Yeah. 281 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:18,960 Is there an address? Care of address. 282 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,880 Give us that, then. What does it say? 283 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,000 (SIGHS) Gell-dilly-ywll caravan park in Grad-clan- 284 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,960 (SIGHS) Gell-dilly-ywll caravan park in Grad-clan- 285 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:27,800 I mean, it's just letters tossed together Welsh, isn't it? 286 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:30,000 Christ, she's on a fucking trailer park in Wales? 287 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,640 Christ, she's on a fucking trailer park in Wales? 288 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:33,080 It says "care of address until the end of month." 289 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:35,680 Shit. Well that's this fucking weekend. 290 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,680 She'll be on her way back, maybe. 291 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:38,000 Or moving on. 292 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,480 Or moving on. 293 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,120 Shit. Babs? 294 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:42,160 Yeah! 295 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:46,000 How far's Merthyr Tydfil from Aberys- Aberystwyth? 296 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:46,920 How far's Merthyr Tydfil from Aberys- Aberystwyth? 297 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:47,960 Yeah. 298 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Oh, I don't know, love. 60 miles? 299 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,800 That's not so bad. Can I still come to your wedding, please? 300 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,000 Oh, course you can, love. 301 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,600 Oh, course you can, love. 302 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:57,960 Hey, ask your friend if I can stay the night. 303 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,080 Course you can. 304 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,560 (EXCITED CHUCKLE) 305 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,000 Never had a foursome. It'll be horrible. 306 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:02,560 Never had a foursome. It'll be horrible. 307 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:05,760 Chinny chin chin. Chinny chin chin. Up the bum no harm done. 308 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,720 (WOMEN LAUGHING, BOTH MEN CHUCKLE) 309 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,120 (VAN HORN BLARING) 310 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:26,000 Ho, ho, ho! Bonjour, madams and monsieur. Comment ete-vous? 311 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,040 Ho, ho, ho! Bonjour, madams and monsieur. Comment ete-vous? 312 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:29,840 What the fuck's all this, dude? 313 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:33,000 This, my luscious lads, is my latest business venture. 314 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,000 A reflective truck? 315 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:34,280 A reflective truck? 316 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:38,080 Yes, Dylan, very observant. Reflective truck from the outside. 317 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:40,680 But from the inside... (THEY GASP AND LAUGH) 318 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,000 ..observavous. JJ: Absolutely wonderful. 319 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:42,840 ..observavous. JJ: Absolutely wonderful. 320 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:45,160 The whole thing's all two way glass. 321 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,680 It's one way glass, in't it, Ashley? 322 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:50,000 'Cause two way glass, that's just normal glass, in't it? 323 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:50,040 'Cause two way glass, that's just normal glass, in't it? 324 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,880 Think about it. Oh, one way glass, woah! 325 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,160 TOMMO: Right you and you. On the bed. Why? 326 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:55,920 Demonstration time. 327 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,000 Now the world, as I see it, right, is full of exhibitionists, alright? 328 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,080 Now the world, as I see it, right, is full of exhibitionists, alright? 329 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,680 So let's pretend, for a moment, that our lovely young couple here 330 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,760 are, in fact, fornicating. Now, go on. Oh, fuck off. 331 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,000 Ashley, take it away. (GRUNTS) 332 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,160 Ashley, take it away. (GRUNTS) 333 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,960 Now meanwhile, I'll be upfront. 334 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,000 I'll be driving us round, past shops, past cafes, 335 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,120 maybe past a cop car. 336 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,000 And in the back, although they know it's an illusion, 337 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:14,640 And in the back, although they know it's an illusion, 338 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:16,560 it will seem to them for all the world, 339 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,280 as if they are fucking in public. 340 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:21,600 (CHUCKLES) I have struck gold with this one. I'm telling ya. 341 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:22,000 I can feel it in my piss. 342 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:22,840 I can feel it in my piss. 343 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:26,040 Ashley, give over man, will ya? Hey! Get that off! 344 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:27,160 You're confusing him. 345 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,440 Paid £16.99. Ah! Jesus Christ. 346 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:30,000 Look, be that as it may, I am fucking impressed. It's cool. 347 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,600 Look, be that as it may, I am fucking impressed. It's cool. 348 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:34,280 But, I mean... 349 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:38,000 Today it's gonna have to just be a shit van, innit? 350 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:38,040 Today it's gonna have to just be a shit van, innit? 351 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,720 Driving to mid Wales. That's not really the point of it. 352 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,120 Listen, the rest of you lot, 353 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,640 you better have kept schtum about this fucking Erin mission. 354 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,000 Alright? 'Cause if she finds out that I'm on me way- 355 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,320 Alright? 'Cause if she finds out that I'm on me way- 356 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,920 Well, she could fucking bolt here. 357 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:52,960 So, let's all see them zips. Zip gesture. 358 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,000 Dude, zip gesture. Do the thing. 359 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,640 Dude, zip gesture. Do the thing. 360 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:57,200 Why would I do the zip gesture? Why wouldn't you do the zip gesture? 361 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:58,240 I'm not a child. 362 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:00,120 You hiding something? You're hiding something. 363 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,000 I'm not hiding something. Do the gesture! You're pathetic. 364 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,320 I'm not hiding something. Do the gesture! You're pathetic. 365 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:06,200 (SHOUTING OVER EACH OTHER) 366 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,160 Alright, sound. (MUFFLED GRUNTS) 367 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,000 Unzip for it, you fucking melon. 368 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:10,200 Unzip for it, you fucking melon. 369 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:12,080 There's only one slight problem, right. 370 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,120 Um, my wife, Carol... 371 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,160 She wants to come and I couldn't think of a reason why she couldn't. 372 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,000 Dude, I gave you the fucking reason. It is a boys only road trip. 373 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:23,040 Dude, I gave you the fucking reason. It is a boys only road trip. 374 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,720 (BABS KNOCKING) Hiyah, boys. 375 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:26,000 Oh, shit, Babs is here. Get out of way. 376 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,480 Oh, shit, Babs is here. Get out of way. 377 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:28,920 Why's she coming? 378 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,240 Hey up, Babs, come in a second. What else? 379 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,440 Have you brought your mum, have ya? 380 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,000 (SONG PLAYING) 381 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,440 (SONG PLAYING) 382 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,640 (BABS CHUCKLING) 383 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,640 (GROANING) 384 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:54,000 This is absolute fucking madness. 385 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,520 You gonna pick up a hitchhiker now, so she can get laid? 386 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:58,000 What am I gonna do? What am I- 387 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:58,520 What am I gonna do? What am I- 388 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:01,600 I mean, she wants to get laid one more time before she gets hitched. 389 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,320 She wants to frolic, man. So what happened with Dr Chris? 390 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:05,360 But- 391 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:08,160 She said it was weird. 392 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,400 Actually- Actually what she said was... 393 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:14,000 I liked the idea, but the reality, there were too many elbows. Hm. 394 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:14,280 I liked the idea, but the reality, there were too many elbows. Hm. 395 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,560 Why's she even marrying him if she's still acting like this? 396 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:19,680 Dyldo, honestly, I'm as happy about it as you are, bud, 397 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,000 but she's helping me find Erin, so that's what I'm gonna fucking do. 398 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,720 but she's helping me find Erin, so that's what I'm gonna fucking do. 399 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:26,000 Poor Ringo I know. She's an animal, dude. 400 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,000 So you still haven't found the right woman, Tommo, or man? 401 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,800 So you still haven't found the right woman, Tommo, or man? 402 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,080 You know me, Barbara. 403 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:35,440 I'm a cowboy, on a silver horse I ride. (SHE WHOOPS) 404 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:38,000 What the fuck does that mean? No you should settle down, love. 405 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:38,680 What the fuck does that mean? No you should settle down, love. 406 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,560 Trust me. I mean, look at them two. 407 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:43,760 (CHUCKLES) Who the hell put them two together? 408 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:44,880 Opposites attract, innit? 409 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,000 Oh, you know what? I think it's brilliant. 410 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:46,880 Oh, you know what? I think it's brilliant. 411 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,080 Half the town's seen your girlfriend's jigglers 412 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:51,080 and you were OK with it. What the fuck? Ha! 413 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:54,000 You either shut your gob or you're getting married with a shiner. 414 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,200 You either shut your gob or you're getting married with a shiner. 415 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:57,200 See? Love, wonderful. (CACKLES) 416 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,800 (MUTTERS) Here we go. 417 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,000 Let me ask you a question. You ever had a threesome? 418 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:02,720 Let me ask you a question. You ever had a threesome? 419 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,240 No. Lying, straight away. 420 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:08,040 Straight away, you fucking handsome liar. 421 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,000 Dude, everyone's having really sexy tropical sexy time. 422 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,760 Dude, everyone's having really sexy tropical sexy time. 423 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,600 I'm just fucking wanking in the deep down- 424 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,480 I bet he's had a bloody threesome, hasn't he? 425 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:18,000 Ash. Yeah. Well, yeah. No. Yeah. What's this? 426 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,320 Ash. Yeah. Well, yeah. No. Yeah. What's this? 427 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,800 Threesomes. Dyl's saying you had one. We did. Hey? 428 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,880 You were inside. I'm surprised you told him. 429 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,520 I didn't fucking tell him. 430 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,000 What the f- What the actual fuck? 431 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,320 What the f- What the actual fuck? 432 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,640 No, we were- We- Hey! We were off our faces. 433 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,960 Yeah. Yeah. It was just messing. 434 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,000 Weird. 435 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,440 Give me a fucking crunchie. 436 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,360 It did happen, though. What? It didn't fucking happen. 437 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,000 I just can't believe it. 438 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,800 I just can't believe it. 439 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:46,800 Hey! Don't show him fucking that! Don't show it to me! Put it away! 440 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,800 (RETCHING) 441 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,840 That there is motion sickness like. 442 00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:58,000 We can't travel there in the back. 443 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,480 We can't travel there in the back. 444 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:01,280 There's only one seat up at the front with me. 445 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:02,840 So one of you can go with Vincent. 446 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:05,480 Oi, Cardi, come and jump in back with me and our Ashley. 447 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:06,000 Can have a lie down, love. 448 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,160 Can have a lie down, love. 449 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,880 Has anyone got any food, I'm fucking starving now? 450 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:11,360 Not to freak anyone out there, lads, 451 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,960 but when we pulled up, that car pulled up and no-one's gotten out, 452 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,920 and now we're setting off, they're setting off. 453 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,200 Shit, you don't think it's McCann's men, do you? 454 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,080 Why the fuck would it be McCann's men? 455 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,000 "Why would it be McCann's men?" We got him sent down. 456 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:22,360 "Why would it be McCann's men?" We got him sent down. 457 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,560 He's being sentenced today. Shit. 458 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,240 See if they follow. 459 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,000 Shit. They're following. Shit. Bollocks. 460 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:38,600 Shit. They're following. Shit. Bollocks. 461 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,880 You know, we wanna to be certain. Take the next exit there. 462 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,080 Can't, dude. I'm gonna fucking lose Tommo, won't we? 463 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:46,000 Fuck Tommo. Why did I swap cars? Take the next left please. 464 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,160 Fuck Tommo. Why did I swap cars? Take the next left please. 465 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,520 Are they still following? 466 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:49,720 Er... no. 467 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,720 Oh, shit! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! They're following. Fucker! 468 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,000 I don't wanna die! I should've stayed with Carol. 469 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,840 I don't wanna die! I should've stayed with Carol. 470 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,720 They're coming up pretty fucking fast now, dude. 471 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,440 Go faster than they are, dude. Go. Go. Go. 472 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,520 What do think I'm tryna- What do you think I'm tryna do? 473 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,000 It'll only go so fast. Vin. Vin. I'm too young to die! 474 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,000 It'll only go so fast. Vin. Vin. I'm too young to die! 475 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,640 You're not gonna die, Cardi. 476 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:07,000 Last time you said that, someone got their head chopped off! 477 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:10,000 Well, at least, you've had a fucking threesome. 478 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:10,040 Well, at least, you've had a fucking threesome. 479 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,440 (GRUNTING) Shit! We're being rammed. 480 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,000 Why are they fucking ramming us? They're ramming us. 481 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,320 Why are they fucking ramming us? They're ramming us. 482 00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:21,280 (GRUNTING) Let's just- Let's just stop the car. 483 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:23,680 Slow down and, and fucking reason with 'em. 484 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,680 Oh, that's a fucking fantastic idea. 485 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:26,000 Let's just stop the car and reason with the men 486 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,800 Let's just stop the car and reason with the men 487 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,120 who are trying to ram us off the fucking road. 488 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,320 Shit! Fucking hell! 489 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,000 Oh, woah, woah, woah, woah! Wait! Hey, move! 490 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:34,360 Oh, woah, woah, woah, woah! Wait! Hey, move! 491 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,920 (ALL SCREAMING FOR VAN TO MOVE) 492 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,360 No! No! No! There's a sign! It's closed! 493 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:42,000 They're never doing any fucking work. I'm gonna get us through there. 494 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,680 They're never doing any fucking work. I'm gonna get us through there. 495 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:46,920 Hey! Hey! Hey! 496 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:49,800 (ALL SCREAMING, TYRES SCREECH) 497 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,560 Fucking hell! Ooh! 498 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:54,640 (HORN TOOTS) 499 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,200 (CLATTERING) 500 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,000 We'll have to go through the back. Fuck me. 501 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,240 We'll have to go through the back. Fuck me. 502 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:04,000 Davey, what the fuck man? The fuck are you playing at, eh? 503 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:06,000 You nearly killed us there. We were just having some fun, Vincent. 504 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,360 You nearly killed us there. We were just having some fun, Vincent. 505 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,560 Why are you following us? Following ya? 506 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,800 What a vivid imagination you have, Vincent. 507 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,000 We were just on our way to a wedding. Pure coincidence. 508 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:14,880 We were just on our way to a wedding. Pure coincidence. 509 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,840 Not Ringo and Babs, huh? 510 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:20,720 Yes. Ringo's an old pal of mine. You going, too? 511 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,000 We fucking were. Yes, we were. 512 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:22,320 We fucking were. Yes, we were. 513 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:27,120 Should be a nice bash. Maybe see you down there, boys. 514 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,920 Come and help us- No, no, no! 515 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,000 Hey! Come pull us out, man. Behave yourself. 516 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,920 Hey! Come pull us out, man. Behave yourself. 517 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,000 Sorry. Got a long journey ahead. 518 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,960 Oh, by the way, Vincent. 519 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000 I do hope your weed grows safe while you're away. 520 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,800 I do hope your weed grows safe while you're away. 521 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:43,000 Because you know what they say: "finders keepers." 522 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,200 What's he on about? They're trying to nick the weed. 523 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:46,000 Don't nick- Don't nick the weed. 524 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,200 Don't nick- Don't nick the weed. 525 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,160 What you doing? Wishing them well 526 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,840 What the fuck. Don't, don't wave at him. 527 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,000 CARDI: Dylan, I would check the carburettor. 528 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,720 CARDI: Dylan, I would check the carburettor. 529 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:55,800 Fuck. 530 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000 No signal. 531 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,680 We're gonna have to push this car, lads. 532 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:02,000 Right, you get on that end. 533 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,080 Right, you get on that end. 534 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,280 Me and Cardi will pull. Are you ready? Yeah. 535 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:06,640 One, two, three, go. 536 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,440 (EFFORT GRUNTS) 537 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:10,000 Dude, there's just no way we're getting out of here without a tow. 538 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,040 Dude, there's just no way we're getting out of here without a tow. 539 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,520 You slapper. Fuck! This is farming land, yeah? 540 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:18,000 So, logic dictates, there's gotta be a farmer round here somewhere. 541 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,840 So, logic dictates, there's gotta be a farmer round here somewhere. 542 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:22,280 So we'll just have to find one and see if they can pull us out. 543 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,920 That's not a bad idea. Come on then. 544 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,000 Let's go find this fucking farmer. Cardi. Come on, love. 545 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,520 Let's go find this fucking farmer. Cardi. Come on, love. 546 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,000 TOMMO: Now then, Barbara. 547 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:34,120 TOMMO: Now then, Barbara. 548 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:38,440 In my experience, right, a trucker is a very randy breed of man. 549 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,600 So, what I'm pitching to you, sweetheart, is this. 550 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:42,000 We use our time here wisely, you choose one you like the look of, 551 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,160 We use our time here wisely, you choose one you like the look of, 552 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:47,440 and we get this whole one last fling idea put to bed once and for all. 553 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:50,000 How's about that? But they're all fat, Tommo. And old. 554 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:50,600 How's about that? But they're all fat, Tommo. And old. 555 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,440 I want a skinny man. 556 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:55,880 I know, sweetheart, but, er, beggars can't be choosers, can they? 557 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,000 So what about this chap here in the Hi-Viz? 558 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:58,640 So what about this chap here in the Hi-Viz? 559 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,960 Hey? What about him? Lovely chap, shiny head- 560 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,360 Oh, he looks like my Uncle Alwyn. 561 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,880 I'm not having my last new penis be a sweaty trucker, Tommo. 562 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:06,000 They probably never wash. 563 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,360 They probably never wash. 564 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,800 It'll be like a cheese factory down there. 565 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:12,080 I do have taste, love. Standards. 566 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:18,320 Thank you very much, Vincent. Thank you very much. 567 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,640 Dick head. (LAUGHTER) 568 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,240 Oh, fuck! 569 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,960 Lost my fucking shoe there. Help me find it. 570 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,520 Send them a message. 571 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:36,200 Tell them we're cracking on. They'll have to meet us there. Sugar. 572 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,640 I don't like this. 573 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:38,000 My Cardi would never switch his phone off. 574 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,560 My Cardi would never switch his phone off. 575 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:43,520 Yeah, but what else can we do? I don't know. 576 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:46,000 But he's gonna be lost without his mammy. 577 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:46,080 But he's gonna be lost without his mammy. 578 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,640 He's like a small boy needing the nipple. 579 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,560 A soft ample breast of affection. 580 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:54,000 Hiyah, love. What's your name? Leo. 581 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,680 Hiyah, love. What's your name? Leo. 582 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,160 Hiyah, Leo. 583 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000 Your daddy's very handsome. (DADDY CHUCKLES) 584 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,520 Your daddy's very handsome. (DADDY CHUCKLES) 585 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:07,160 For Pete's sake. Come on, B. Get off! 586 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,000 I bet, since you arrived, you've stopped all your daddy's fun, 587 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,720 I bet, since you arrived, you've stopped all your daddy's fun, 588 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:18,000 and I bet your daddy hasn't had any bouncy bounce in a long, long time. 589 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:18,840 and I bet your daddy hasn't had any bouncy bounce in a long, long time. 590 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,680 Hey, lady! 591 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,720 If I could just borrow your daddy, would that be alright? 592 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:26,000 We're really sorry about this. Get off me! Who the hell are you? 593 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:26,720 We're really sorry about this. Get off me! Who the hell are you? 594 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:29,880 You've got a lovely husband. Five minutes. 595 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:32,680 Five minutes, let me go! 596 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,000 Cut his dick off. No! No! No! No! 597 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:42,600 Cut his dick off. No! No! No! No! 598 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,080 It's McCann's sentencing today. 599 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,200 Fucking shitting myself. 600 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:58,000 If he don't get sent down, he'll come for us, you know. 601 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,560 If he don't get sent down, he'll come for us, you know. 602 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,840 Might have to come and live out here. 603 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:04,640 Dick head. 604 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,000 Come on. They've got him on five counts. Surely a couple must stick. 605 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,880 Come on. They've got him on five counts. Surely a couple must stick. 606 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:10,800 What's that noise? 607 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,000 (VEHICLE APPROACHING) 608 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:14,400 (VEHICLE APPROACHING) 609 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,280 (HORN TOOTS) 610 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,280 Alright. How's it going? 611 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,000 Stop you there. Where's he going? What's he doing? 612 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,440 Stop you there. Where's he going? What's he doing? 613 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,800 Just hang on. Hang on. 614 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:30,000 So sorry, mate. I'm so sorry to stop you like this. 615 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,960 So sorry, mate. I'm so sorry to stop you like this. 616 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,080 Just turn off the- 617 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:35,520 Turn it off with the screwdriver, why not? 618 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,360 Listen, we got ourselves in a right jam. 619 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:38,000 We got stuck in a bridge, you see. 620 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,040 We got stuck in a bridge, you see. 621 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,920 We're looking for a farm, so that maybe a tractor, 622 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,320 a bit of a tow situation going on. You know what I mean? 623 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,000 Can you tell us where the farm is, please? 624 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:46,320 Can you tell us where the farm is, please? 625 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,640 Well, as it happens, gentlemen... 626 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,680 ..this is your lucky day... 627 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,000 ..because I live up at the old farmhouse. 628 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,400 ..because I live up at the old farmhouse. 629 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:59,360 That's amazing. Thank God for that. Have you got a tractor? 630 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,640 (HESITANTLY) Yes. 631 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:02,000 Could you help pull us out with said tractor, do you think? 632 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,920 Could you help pull us out with said tractor, do you think? 633 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:10,000 I can, on two conditions. 634 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,840 You must remove your shoes before entering my vehicle, 635 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:17,080 and two, I have a small job to attend. 636 00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:18,000 OK. I'm just- 637 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:18,400 OK. I'm just- 638 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:24,560 Just out of interest, I just wonder how long that's gonna take, that job? 639 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,000 No more than 11 minutes. 640 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:26,200 No more than 11 minutes. 641 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,320 Outstanding. Guys, get in the car. 642 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:31,320 Can I go in front? No. 643 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:32,360 Knobhead 644 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,120 Man, thanks for picking us up. My name's Vinnie, 645 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:39,240 That's Dylan... Ey up man. ..Ashley, and that's Cardi. 646 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,600 Hiyah. 647 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,000 I'm Eric, Eric Nosh. 648 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,880 I'm Eric, Eric Nosh. 649 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:48,800 Don't worry. I've heard all the jokes. 650 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,000 (CHUCKLING) Blowjob jokes your whole life. 651 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,480 (CHUCKLING) Blowjob jokes your whole life. 652 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:52,520 What? (SNORTS) 653 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:55,280 No... food. 654 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:58,000 Oh, right, yeah. OK, sorry. 655 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:58,160 Oh, right, yeah. OK, sorry. 656 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:02,760 A-ha! (PULLS HANDBRAKE) Here's my little friend. 657 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,560 DYLAN: What's he doing? 658 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:06,000 VINNIE: He's got an imaginary friend, this man. 659 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,480 VINNIE: He's got an imaginary friend, this man. 660 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,080 CARDI: I hope he's not a serial killer. 661 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,880 Serial killers don't wear crocks, man. 662 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,520 That's not the fashion of a serial killer. 663 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:16,880 There it is. Dead fox. Still quite fresh. 664 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,560 Have you all eaten? 665 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,120 (BOOT SQUEAKS, THUDS) 666 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:33,400 (GROANS) 667 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,680 (TENSE FOREBODING MUSIC) 668 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,160 Hey, Cardi stop freaking out. You've watched too many movies. 669 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,720 What if he comes back with an axe? 670 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,000 He's an old man. We could overpower him easy. 671 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:54,720 He's an old man. We could overpower him easy. 672 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,480 Not if he's got a gun. He had a fucking axe a second ago. 673 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,480 What if he's got both. What if these teas are drugged? 674 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:02,000 You've eaten enough of his biscuits, haven't you, Cardi? Hey, hey, oi! 675 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,200 You've eaten enough of his biscuits, haven't you, Cardi? Hey, hey, oi! 676 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:04,280 Give over now. 677 00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:07,000 He's just a bloke who's gonna put his fucking boots on and give us a tow. 678 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,200 Yeah, human tow. 679 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,000 Right then, that's the footwear situation amended. How's the tea? 680 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,320 Right then, that's the footwear situation amended. How's the tea? 681 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:14,200 Good. Yeah. Good. Fantastic. 682 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:15,520 I brought you these. 683 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:16,880 That's good of ya. 684 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,160 (CLEARS THROAT) 685 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,280 It's a crock and a pink sock. Yeah. 686 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,000 Just admiring your stu- your stuffed animal. 687 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,760 Just admiring your stu- your stuffed animal. 688 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,760 Do you do a bit of taxidermy? 689 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:34,000 Yes, it's a hobby of mine. Hence the fox. 690 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:34,400 Yes, it's a hobby of mine. Hence the fox. 691 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:38,040 Ah, he doesn't eat them. You don't eat roadkill, do ya? 692 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:42,000 Absolutely. I eat them. You eat them? Yeah 693 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:42,440 Absolutely. I eat them. You eat them? Yeah 694 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:43,720 Follow me. 695 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:47,280 ERIC: A barn owl, that's a lovely bird. 696 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:50,000 Sparrow hawk. That one flew into the window. 697 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:50,160 Sparrow hawk. That one flew into the window. 698 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,920 Hedgehog... surprisingly nutty. 699 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:57,040 Polecat, odd spongy texture. Ugh! 700 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,000 Look at that... deer. Testies and his penis. 701 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,840 Look at that... deer. Testies and his penis. 702 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:04,800 Can you eat a penis, can you? 703 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,000 You can eat penis, certainly. Right 704 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,080 You can eat penis, certainly. Right 705 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,760 Tends to be a tad grisly, but we persevere. Good on ya. 706 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,120 (CLEARS THROAT) 707 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,120 So as you can see. 708 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,240 We shagged the fucking thing into the bridge. 709 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,000 You have got yourselves in a fix. 710 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:22,920 You have got yourselves in a fix. 711 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,120 Yes we do. Could you unfix us, please? 712 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,960 Attach this to your van. Not the bumper. 713 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,000 Obviously. You know what I mean. 714 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:30,680 Obviously. You know what I mean. 715 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,760 He thinks were a bunch of lemon heads, this lad. 716 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,760 Look at this now. Bumper straight away. 717 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:38,000 What you doing there, you? That's the fucking bumper. 718 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:38,680 What you doing there, you? That's the fucking bumper. 719 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,960 Give it to me. Your over tired. 720 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,400 Yeah, that'll do it. 721 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,520 Oh, fuck a duck. 722 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,640 Fuck me. Look at the state of that. 723 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,000 I assume you have yourselves a spare. 724 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:54,960 I assume you have yourselves a spare. 725 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,040 No. 726 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,640 I do have a friend. 727 00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,480 Human or animal? 728 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,960 Very human - Walter. 729 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:06,200 He runs a garage, but it's, er, several miles away, I'm afraid. 730 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:10,000 Right. How long do you think it'd take Walter to get here with a spare? 731 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:10,320 Right. How long do you think it'd take Walter to get here with a spare? 732 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:14,640 He usually takes a nap around this time, as he only has one leg. 733 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:15,720 Of course he does. 734 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:18,000 Best course of action - come back to mine, 735 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:18,240 Best course of action - come back to mine, 736 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:21,520 spot of dinner, while we wait. 737 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,040 Yes? Yes. What? 738 00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:24,160 Shit. Why? 739 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,000 I don't know why I said it, I panicked. I just panicked guys. 740 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,080 I don't know why I said it, I panicked. I just panicked guys. 741 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:28,880 For fuck me. Just get in the back of the trailer. 742 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,880 BABS: You'd love it if I was a stranger and I was coming on to you. 743 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,000 He'd think you were a tart. A tart is it? Stripper. 744 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:34,240 He'd think you were a tart. A tart is it? Stripper. 745 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,120 Yes tart it is. And it's ex-stripper. 746 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,480 Twat. Twat is it? 747 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,680 Yes, it is twat. Welsh. Tart. 748 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,640 Fucking stop it! Stop it! 749 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:42,000 (HORN BLARES, TYRES SCREECH) 750 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,560 (HORN BLARES, TYRES SCREECH) 751 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,000 (SIREN BLARES) 752 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:48,480 Oh, cops! 753 00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:50,000 Oh, hey-aw! That's bad. 754 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:50,760 Oh, hey-aw! That's bad. 755 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,920 You just please tell me that you are taxed and insured. 756 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,520 Er, not exactly, no. 757 00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,000 Meaning? Er, not at all. (SIREN BLARING) 758 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,680 Meaning? Er, not at all. (SIREN BLARING) 759 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,640 I told you so many fucking times. You need to be taxed and insured! 760 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:06,000 Will one of you please just swap places with me, 761 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:06,120 Will one of you please just swap places with me, 762 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,680 because as it happens, I also don't have a driver's license. 763 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,520 (GROANS) 764 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:11,720 Leave this to me. 765 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,000 There's not a cop in the world that can resist the Irish charm. 766 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,200 There's not a cop in the world that can resist the Irish charm. 767 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,320 What seems to be the officer, problem? 768 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,000 This your vehicle, madam? It not, actually, no. 769 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,040 This your vehicle, madam? It not, actually, no. 770 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:25,920 We borrowed it off a friend, because this lady here 771 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,480 is getting married tomorrow in Merthyr Tydil, 772 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,000 and we have to get there as a great matter of great urgency. 773 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,320 and we have to get there as a great matter of great urgency. 774 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:33,200 Love your uniform. Thanks. 775 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,920 I used to go to place like that, you know, 776 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,360 people dressing up as a doctors, cops. 777 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:38,000 Firemen were my faves. Right. 778 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,440 Firemen were my faves. Right. 779 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,720 Out of the vehicle, please. All of you. 780 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:46,000 Open the back please. Fine. 781 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,720 Open the back please. Fine. 782 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,280 What we got going on in here, then? 783 00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,920 It's a mobile erotic parlour, innit? You making pornography? 784 00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:01,960 No, no, no! Nothing like that, sweetheart. 785 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,040 No. No. No. No. I have done the porn, Eager Beavers 23. 786 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,960 Very successful series, it was, too. 787 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,520 It went downhill, though, after I'd seen Eager Beavers 29. 788 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:10,000 But very popular out there. Very, very popular. 789 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,720 But very popular out there. Very, very popular. 790 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:14,000 I assume this is in no way an illegal endeavour? 791 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,200 Absolutely not 792 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,800 (SHE GRUNTS) Jesus! Oi! 793 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,000 Wait here. Oi! 794 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,640 What the fuck did she do that for? 795 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,720 Right, fuck it. Lets get off. let's get off. 796 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,000 Go on, get in, get in the van! 797 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:26,520 Go on, get in, get in the van! 798 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:39,680 Look this is getting fucking stupid, this is. 799 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,000 I mean, for crying out loud, we've been here bloody hours now. 800 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:42,440 I mean, for crying out loud, we've been here bloody hours now. 801 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,880 If I don't get to that caravan park, by tomorrow, 802 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,240 she could've bloody gone. Do you know what I mean? 803 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:48,760 I don't think he rang anyone. 804 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,000 I don't think there even is a Walter. Christ. 805 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:50,640 I don't think there even is a Walter. Christ. 806 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,080 Just give over with that, Cardi. 807 00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:53,920 I wish my wife Carol was here. Wife Carol. 808 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,040 You're with your mates! 809 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,280 Yeah, I am, and I'm stuck outside a farmhouse 810 00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:58,000 in the middle of f-fucking nowhere, waiting for a one legged mechanic 811 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000 in the middle of f-fucking nowhere, waiting for a one legged mechanic 812 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,280 with a weirdo that eats f-fox bollocks! 813 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:04,920 Oi. You're working yourself up dude. He doesn't eat fox bol- 814 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:06,000 Oh, fucking hell! 815 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:06,520 Oh, fucking hell! 816 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:08,800 You alright? 817 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,920 Dinner almost ready, gentlemen. 818 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,400 If you'd like to wash your hands. 819 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:14,000 Here we go. 820 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:14,880 Here we go. 821 00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:17,600 Delicious. 822 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:22,000 I'm really sorry to ask this, but is your friend gonna be much- 823 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,400 I'm really sorry to ask this, but is your friend gonna be much- 824 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:26,200 Is he gonna be much longer or...? Shouldn't be. 825 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,480 I asked him to bring back one or two items he'd borrowed, 826 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:30,000 so he may be gathering those. 827 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,920 so he may be gathering those. 828 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:32,960 Right then. 829 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:37,800 Potatoes, broccoli, carrots and... 830 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:38,000 ..fox stew. 831 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,120 ..fox stew. 832 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:44,880 The intestines are chargrilled with garlic and onion. 833 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:46,000 Chopped chervil, star anise, pine nuts. 834 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,000 Chopped chervil, star anise, pine nuts. 835 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:53,200 Have you been doing this long, then, the eating of the roadkill? 836 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,720 Only since my girlfriend left. 837 00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,080 Didn't eat her, did you? 838 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:02,000 No. You three get started. 839 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,600 No. You three get started. 840 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:07,640 I've saved the best part for you. I can see that. What's going on? 841 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,000 The head. Ooh. Ooh. (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) 842 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,640 The head. Ooh. Ooh. (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) 843 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,920 (CONFUSED GRUNTING) 844 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,800 I-I'm not a- It's- 845 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:18,000 I'm just not a big eater. Never have been. 846 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,760 I'm just not a big eater. Never have been. 847 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:23,120 Cardi, fucking hell. Give him a head. 848 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:30,120 No. No. I just smoke. 849 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,640 Nonsense. 850 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,000 Get stuck in there, Vin. Yum. Yum. 851 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:34,400 Get stuck in there, Vin. Yum. Yum. 852 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:42,000 If you cut straight in here, you can get to the brains. 853 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,320 If you cut straight in here, you can get to the brains. 854 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,800 (PLEADINGLY) Why? Delicacy. Is it? 855 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,920 Trouble is, they sometimes liquify and bubble out. 856 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:49,960 (BURPS) 857 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,760 You know, I'm looking at this lad 'ere. 858 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,960 He-he's still gotten the tongue in there, ain't he? 859 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,600 Don't you want it? No. 860 00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,520 That's the best bit. 861 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:03,480 He's gonna eat it. In. In it goes, just straight in. 862 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,000 I've gotta tell you, this is the most mental meal fucking meal 863 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,880 I've gotta tell you, this is the most mental meal fucking meal 864 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,600 I think I've ever experienced. 865 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:10,640 Thank you. 866 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,000 I have... eaten the tongues of almost every animal you can think of 867 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:18,840 I have... eaten the tongues of almost every animal you can think of 868 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,640 and they all taste spectacular. 869 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,000 But they say the best by far... 870 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,120 ..is human tongue. (GAGS) 871 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,000 That's the one I'd really like to try. 872 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,720 That's the one I'd really like to try. 873 00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:34,040 (KNOCK ON DOOR) Fucking hell! 874 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:37,400 That'll be Walter. (RELIEVED SIGHS) 875 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:38,000 Handsome, isn't he? 876 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,400 Handsome, isn't he? 877 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:51,600 Right! Five minutes, regroup. Me nerves are fucking frazzled. 878 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:54,000 Right. I'd just like to take a moment to assess where we are. 879 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:58,000 Right. I'd just like to take a moment to assess where we are. 880 00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,560 We've lost the bride, of the wedding we are attending. 881 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,000 And the half our party have gone AWOL in a Bedford Rascal. 882 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,000 And the half our party have gone AWOL in a Bedford Rascal. 883 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:06,720 We are, as the Welsh would say, "cachu hwch." 884 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:10,000 What does that mean? Absolutely, fucked up the arse, mate. 885 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:10,120 What does that mean? Absolutely, fucked up the arse, mate. 886 00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,320 Do you think we should call her? No! 887 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:13,800 No. No. No. Were not calling her. 888 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:17,000 If she's being nicked and we call her, then the police get our number. 889 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:18,000 Then before we know it, they're sweeping in, arresting us, 890 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,240 Then before we know it, they're sweeping in, arresting us, 891 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,440 before we've had a chance to finish our fucking pints. 892 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,440 Alright, so what we gonna do? 893 00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:26,000 Well, thank you for asking, JJ. Snippy. (SNIFFS) 894 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:26,440 Well, thank you for asking, JJ. Snippy. (SNIFFS) 895 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:27,800 Right, three options. 896 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,480 Option A - (CLEARS THROAT) 897 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:31,920 We suck it all off. 898 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,000 We fuck off home on the train, and I come back up later 899 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,480 We fuck off home on the train, and I come back up later 900 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,800 when the heat as died down to collect the truck. 901 00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,240 Option B - We call Ringo, explain what's happened 902 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:42,000 and let the chips fall wherever they may. 903 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:42,200 and let the chips fall wherever they may. 904 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,160 I don't like that one. Same. And three? 905 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,720 It's c, in't it? 906 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,240 It's a, b, c. It's not a, b, fucking three. Jesus. 907 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,000 Fucking c, then. You know what she means 908 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:50,080 Fucking c, then. You know what she means 909 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:53,280 Alright, C - Ahem. And this one happens to be my preferred option. 910 00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:57,480 We get another round of drinks in, snort a few trunkie lines of Gak. 911 00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,000 What? Let the good times roll, knees up mother brown 912 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,600 What? Let the good times roll, knees up mother brown 913 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,000 and fuck it all off till tomorrow. 914 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,040 ALL: C! (CHEERING) 915 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:06,000 Fuck. There's no fucking tyre. What's he handing to him? 916 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,160 Fuck. There's no fucking tyre. What's he handing to him? 917 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,920 Oh dude, that's a- that's a- An industrial tree cutter. 918 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,000 They're gonna eat us. No. No. There's four of us and two of them. 919 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:14,680 They're gonna eat us. No. No. There's four of us and two of them. 920 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,640 One of them has a fake leg. 921 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:18,760 (ALL GASP) 922 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,280 Fucking hell! Oh, fuck me! 923 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,000 Alright, that's terrifying. Listen, listen, listen. 924 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:22,480 Alright, that's terrifying. Listen, listen, listen. 925 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,280 Alright, it's like fucking Deliverance. 926 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,080 We've got to get out of here right the fuck now. 927 00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:28,120 What we do? 928 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,000 Err... Back way. Back way. We'll go the back way, then. 929 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,160 Err... Back way. Back way. We'll go the back way, then. 930 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,560 Fuck. It's fucking locked. 931 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,280 Bollocks! Kick it down! You need to kick it! 932 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:37,320 (DOOR CRASHES) 933 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:38,000 (EVIL LAUGH) Dude has lost his shoe. Dude, get out of the fucking way. 934 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,200 (EVIL LAUGH) Dude has lost his shoe. Dude, get out of the fucking way. 935 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:46,000 Oh, dude, check all this shit out. They are sick. 936 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:46,600 Oh, dude, check all this shit out. They are sick. 937 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:50,520 Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Where the fuck is Cardi? 938 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,000 Back in. Cardi. Cardi. Cardi. Puffins! 939 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:54,000 Put it down. Get the fuck out of here, man. 940 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,360 Put it down. Get the fuck out of here, man. 941 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:56,400 Come on! 942 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:05,040 Wait! Let's go this way. Oh! 943 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:09,480 Get on the bike. Get on the bike. Has it got keys? 944 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:10,000 (SHOUTING OVER EACH OTHER) 945 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,120 (SHOUTING OVER EACH OTHER) 946 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,480 What on earth! 947 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:18,000 Hey! Stop! Thieves! 948 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,200 Hey! Stop! Thieves! 949 00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:23,680 Hey, what about the Rascal? We'll get it on the way back. 950 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,000 DYLAN: Oh, stop the bike. Got a signal. 951 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:34,800 DYLAN: Oh, stop the bike. Got a signal. 952 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:41,160 Well in, gentlemen! Well in. Fuck me! 953 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:42,000 Fix-a-flat liquid. Maybe he was gonna fix the tyre. 954 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,640 Fix-a-flat liquid. Maybe he was gonna fix the tyre. 955 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,120 About fucking time, some signal. 956 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,040 Right, get in touch with the others, yeah? 957 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,680 Find out where the fuck they are. Get a sat-nav as well. 958 00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:50,000 For crying out loud, were not fucking around now, alright? 959 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,160 For crying out loud, were not fucking around now, alright? 960 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,040 We're going straight to fucking Wales. 961 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:57,480 Piss farting around. Here, I got a voicemail here of Ringo. 962 00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:58,000 Alright, Vin? Got a message from Babs. 963 00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,800 Alright, Vin? Got a message from Babs. 964 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:01,760 Saying she can't make the wedding, 965 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,080 and you and Tommo are to blame. 966 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,000 'For fuck sake man! Listen,' 967 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:06,720 'For fuck sake man! Listen,' 968 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,120 if she's not there tomorrow, 969 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:12,120 I'll get the MacDonaghs to cut your fucking balls off, you daft twat. 970 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:14,000 'Capisce? You piece of shit.' 971 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,080 'Capisce? You piece of shit.' 972 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:16,360 Fuck! 973 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:27,120 VINNIE: I gave you one fucking job! One fucking job! 974 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:30,000 To get fucking Babs to Wales, that was it! Why did she hit a copper? 975 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,160 To get fucking Babs to Wales, that was it! Why did she hit a copper? 976 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,760 Why? Why? Because she's a crazy fucking bitch! 977 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,720 Sweetheart, that why- And now she's in some fucking jail cell somewhere 978 00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:38,000 and frankly, good fucking riddance. 979 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,640 and frankly, good fucking riddance. 980 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,680 It's not good riddance, it's bad! 981 00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:44,280 Fucking MacDonagh's are gonna cut our dicks off. 982 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,000 What's all this shit, dude? Why you fucking partying, pizza everywhere? 983 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,400 What's all this shit, dude? Why you fucking partying, pizza everywhere? 984 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,720 Honestly, dude. 985 00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:51,760 The only reason I'm doing this, 986 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,000 is because I wanna find Erin and my boy, you know? 987 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,880 is because I wanna find Erin and my boy, you know? 988 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:59,960 The last thing I wanna do is run around the Welsh countryside 989 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000 looking for a fucking orange nymphomaniac. 990 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:02,400 looking for a fucking orange nymphomaniac. 991 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,000 I know, I know. I'm sorry. 992 00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:06,200 Come here, sweetheart, come here. 993 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:08,760 That's it. It's alright, baby. 994 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:09,840 (LIPS FLAPPING) 995 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:10,000 Hey. Hmm? Tell me this, alright. Hmm? 996 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,640 Hey. Hmm? Tell me this, alright. Hmm? 997 00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:17,560 If we were fucking now, in here, would that not be very kinky? 998 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:18,000 Yeah? 999 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,040 Yeah? 1000 00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,560 You ruin things, dude. 1001 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:24,080 (CLAMOUR OUTSIDE) Oh, fuck me. Hey, hey! 1002 00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:26,000 What's going on? McCann got life! 1003 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,280 What's going on? McCann got life! 1004 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,640 Fucking life, Vin. Guilty on all charges. 1005 00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,840 It's over! It's fucking over! 1006 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,640 (CHEERING, LAUGHING) 1007 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,960 (CHANTING) 1008 00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:58,000 (SNORING) 1009 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:58,440 (SNORING) 1010 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,760 ASH: Feels good, doesn't it, Vin? Just freedom. 1011 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,240 Back to the way we were. 1012 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,080 Honestly, I miss Cardi, though. 1013 00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:06,000 My best mate, and now just- 1014 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:06,400 My best mate, and now just- 1015 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:09,360 Hey, he's still your best mate, Ash. 1016 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:12,520 Yeah. My sister's stole him away from me, you know. 1017 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:14,000 Isn't that mad? 1018 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,640 Isn't that mad? 1019 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:18,440 My own sister stole my best mate away from me. 1020 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:20,960 Give over. 1021 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000 Look, it happens, man. 1022 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,560 Look, it happens, man. 1023 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,920 People fall for one another. It's what happens. 1024 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,200 We can't help but think about them all the time. 1025 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:30,000 They're the only person you want to be with. 1026 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:30,720 They're the only person you want to be with. 1027 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,360 But that doesn't mean that he doesn't love his mate, you know. 1028 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:34,480 He needs ya. Yeah 1029 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,160 Definitely. Hmm, definitely. 1030 00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:39,520 What time is it? 1031 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:42,920 Oh, fuck me. 1032 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:45,360 There's no point. 1033 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,000 I'm never gonna fall asleep. (GROANS) 1034 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,840 I'm never gonna fall asleep. (GROANS) 1035 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,080 It's been nice partying about the McCann thing. 1036 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,160 But fuck me, dude. 1037 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,000 I just want to get to that fucking trailer park. 1038 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:54,960 I just want to get to that fucking trailer park. 1039 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,080 Well, go, then. 1040 00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,720 I swear to God. Whinging about it. Just go. 1041 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,000 Jump on that fucking motorcycle out there a go immediately. 1042 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:02,640 Jump on that fucking motorcycle out there a go immediately. 1043 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,160 But Babs and- We'll sort Babs out. 1044 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:05,520 Don't worry about that. Just go. 1045 00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:08,240 I'm only gonna say it once. Just GO, will you? 1046 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,000 Alright, man. Give us me coat. 1047 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:10,320 Alright, man. Give us me coat. 1048 00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:11,960 Try not slam that door, will you? 1049 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,120 (SHOUTS) You what? (DOOR SLAMS) (Don't slam the-) 1050 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:24,280 I would have given you All of my heart 1051 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,000 But there's someone Who's torn it apart 1052 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,360 But there's someone Who's torn it apart 1053 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,840 Baby I'll try to love again 1054 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,000 But I know 1055 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:34,360 But I know 1056 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:41,120 The first cut is the deepest 1057 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:42,000 Baby I know 1058 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,120 Baby I know 1059 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:46,560 The first cut is the deepest 1060 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:50,000 'Cause when it comes To being lucky he's cursed 1061 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:50,840 'Cause when it comes To being lucky he's cursed 1062 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,560 That's how I know... 1063 00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,000 (RATTLING) 1064 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,000 (RATTLING) 1065 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:05,400 Dude, I'm really sorry to bother you, man. 1066 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:06,000 Could you just quickly switch the pumps on for me, like a good'en? 1067 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,200 Could you just quickly switch the pumps on for me, like a good'en? 1068 00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,640 Not open till ten. 1069 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:12,240 Oh, fucking hell, man. You could be a fucking hero. 1070 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,000 Stop sweeping the floor and just come over to me one sec. 1071 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,520 Stop sweeping the floor and just come over to me one sec. 1072 00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:20,200 Comes a time in everyman's life, where he has to step up, 1073 00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:22,000 and turn the pumps on before they're due. 1074 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:22,360 and turn the pumps on before they're due. 1075 00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,360 Not open till ten. 1076 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,840 Dude, you're a fucking arsehole, and you're a turd. 1077 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,000 You're a turd and a dickhead. Yeah, you are. 1078 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,440 You're a turd and a dickhead. Yeah, you are. 1079 00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:34,560 I'm taking this bike. I'm gonna take your bike. 1080 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,000 You've brought this on yourself. 1081 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,880 You forgot to put the padlock on the outside like a fucking Rita. 1082 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:42,920 See you later. Oi, get back here! 1083 00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:57,240 That's smart. Ready? Let's go. Yeah. 1084 00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,680 Thank you, Annie. See ya. 1085 00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:02,000 Just let me do the talking. Let me do the talking. 1086 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:03,080 Fucking hell. 1087 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:07,800 (AUTHORITATIVELY) Ahem! I called earlier. I'm looking for Barbara Speed! 1088 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,000 Yes, we're her solicitors, and I want to tell you now 1089 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:10,120 Yes, we're her solicitors, and I want to tell you now 1090 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:13,120 she's been the victim of overzealous policing, 1091 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:17,080 (LOUDER) and she should not be here cage-ed... like a common criminal. 1092 00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:18,000 We released her 30 minutes ago with a warning. 1093 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,640 We released her 30 minutes ago with a warning. 1094 00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:20,840 Righto. Good. 1095 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,000 As well you should. 1096 00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,640 (CHAIR CLATTERS) 1097 00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:26,000 It's his first day. 1098 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,480 It's his first day. 1099 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:39,200 Listen to the girl 1100 00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:42,000 As she takes on half the world 1101 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,000 As she takes on half the world 1102 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:46,960 Moving up and so alive... 1103 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,800 What are you doing? Digging a hole with a stick. 1104 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,000 Digging a hole with a stick. 1105 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:50,440 Digging a hole with a stick. 1106 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,640 Here. I nicked that. Do you want it? 1107 00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,960 Don't fall off. Don't tell anyone where you got it. 1108 00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:00,360 You alright, love? Sorry to bother you. 1109 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,440 Erin Croft, I'm looking for her. She's got a little lad called Tyler. 1110 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:04,560 Is she around here? 1111 00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,000 She's in number 35 down the bottom. 1112 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,000 She's in number 35 down the bottom. 1113 00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,880 Thank God for that. You are a bloody angel. 1114 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:14,000 Or she was. Think she's moving on. Oh, fuck me. 1115 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,400 Erin? 1116 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:26,320 Erin? 1117 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:35,360 Erin, if you're in there, and you can hear me, 1118 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:38,000 I'm fucking sorry I've come. I just- 1119 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:38,360 I'm fucking sorry I've come. I just- 1120 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:44,920 I didn't know what to do. I-I love you, and I love Tyler. 1121 00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:48,640 McCann's gone. 1122 00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:51,680 He's been sent down. 1123 00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:54,000 So you don't have to worry about all them threats he was making. 1124 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:54,400 So you don't have to worry about all them threats he was making. 1125 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:57,080 He's gone... for a long time. 1126 00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,360 You took my boy away from me... 1127 00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:10,000 ..without saying goodbye. 1128 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:10,120 ..without saying goodbye. 1129 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:16,360 Another ten minutes and I'd-I'd have been gone. 1130 00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:20,880 Where's Tyler? 1131 00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:24,560 He's just saying goodbye to a few of his mates. 1132 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,840 So he's-he's definitely gone down, McCann? 1133 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,320 Yeah. Life sentence. He gone. 1134 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,000 Thank God. 1135 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:34,320 Thank God. 1136 00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:37,040 (VIN CHUCKLING) Vin? Hmm? 1137 00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,800 I'm planning on a new life, away from Hawley. 1138 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:42,000 Hey, you don't have to now, if you don't want. 1139 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,920 Hey, you don't have to now, if you don't want. 1140 00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,720 You're safe now. He's gone. 1141 00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:50,000 You know I fucking love you and I love that boy. 1142 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:50,240 You know I fucking love you and I love that boy. 1143 00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,520 I need you near me. 1144 00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:56,080 Can't just run away from your friends. You've got a life there. 1145 00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:58,000 Have I? Yeah. 1146 00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:58,040 Have I? Yeah. 1147 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:05,360 Look, I know, I know you wanna go. 1148 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:06,000 I know you wanna leave one day. 1149 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,080 I know you wanna leave one day. 1150 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,120 Maybe just come back for a little bit. 1151 00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:42,680 (LAUGHING, INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 1152 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,200 Yeah! 1153 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,960 Don't look back into the sun 1154 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,000 Well, you know That the time has come 1155 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,320 Well, you know That the time has come 1156 00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:07,560 And they said it would Never come for you 1157 00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:09,600 Ah-ah-ah oh 1158 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:10,000 Oh, my friend, you haven't changed 1159 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,440 Oh, my friend, you haven't changed 1160 00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,760 You're looking rough And living strange 1161 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,320 And I know... 1162 00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,000 I love him so much. 1163 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:18,520 I love him so much. 1164 00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,960 I am never cheating on him again. 1165 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:25,480 I just want to be in Ringo's arms and never ever let go. 1166 00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:26,000 Yeah, and maybe, er, lay off the prawn cocktail as well, eh? 1167 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,840 Yeah, and maybe, er, lay off the prawn cocktail as well, eh? 1168 00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:32,280 It was shrimp! (LAUGHTER) 1169 00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:53,040 Hey up, guys! Look who it is! 1170 00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:54,400 (CHEERING) 1171 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:02,040 Where is he? Come here! 1172 00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:05,920 Hey. Hey. 1173 00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:06,000 I've missed you. 1174 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,120 I've missed you. 1175 00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:09,760 Come here. Good to see ya. 1176 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,440 Good to see you. Aww, little man. 1177 00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:14,000 And I need you now tonight 1178 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,200 And I need you now tonight 1179 00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:19,560 And I need you... I love you so much. 1180 00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:22,000 (BABS MOANING) 1181 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,640 (BABS MOANING) 1182 00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:29,400 And we'll only be making it right 1183 00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:30,000 'Cause we'll never be wrong 1184 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,400 'Cause we'll never be wrong 1185 00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:35,520 Together we can take it To the end of the line 1186 00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:38,000 Your love is like a shadow On me all of the time... 1187 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:38,680 Your love is like a shadow On me all of the time... 1188 00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:40,400 You made it then, Vincent. 1189 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,400 Jeez! You just fucking ruin everything. 1190 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:46,000 I know, love. Great news about McCann. 1191 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:46,440 I know, love. Great news about McCann. 1192 00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:48,160 Yeah, it is, actually. 1193 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:51,000 You're now free to sell your weed without fear or torment. 1194 00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:54,000 Good for you, Vincent, good for you. 1195 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:54,600 Good for you, Vincent, good for you. 1196 00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:56,720 Just so long as no one finds out 1197 00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,680 your new grow is in the basement of the Rat and Cutter. 1198 00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:01,080 (MEN WHOOPING) 1199 00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:07,440 Oh! Now, Davey... Too late, Vincent. 1200 00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:10,000 What the fuck are you- It's all mine now. Shit! 1201 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:10,120 What the fuck are you- It's all mine now. Shit! 1202 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:13,240 Now, now, let's not spoil the occasion. Yeah. 1203 00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:15,960 We'll talk next week. 1204 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000 I've actually got a little proposal for you. 1205 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:18,400 I've actually got a little proposal for you. 1206 00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:21,560 I can give you the answer now, lad's. It's a no. 1207 00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:24,320 We'll see, sweetheart. (CHUCKLES) 1208 00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:26,000 We'll see. Hmm. 1209 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,400 We'll see. Hmm. 1210 00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:30,240 Right set of wanking spanners on you, Bazz. 1211 00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:34,000 Fucking pint full of dicks. 1212 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:34,080 Fucking pint full of dicks. 1213 00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:37,040 We'll be holding on forever 1214 00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:40,960 And we'll only be making it right 1215 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,000 'Cause we'll never be wrong 1216 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,240 'Cause we'll never be wrong 1217 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:47,720 Together we can take it To the end of the line... 1218 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:50,000 Get a winning dog, win thousands. 1219 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:50,520 Get a winning dog, win thousands. 1220 00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:52,160 DAN: Say hello to Arson Fire. 1221 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,360 (SCREAMING, YELLING) 1222 00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:56,360 That's not good. 1223 00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:58,000 Please tell me you're not getting involved with the MacDonagh's. 1224 00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,880 Please tell me you're not getting involved with the MacDonagh's. 1225 00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:01,280 Towels off. 1226 00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,240 VIN: The dog found it. That's severed. 1227 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,040 Say hello to my little friend. 1228 00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:06,000 It's my birthday! 1229 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,160 It's my birthday! 1230 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:10,680 Trapped in an undertaker's freezer. Don't panic. 1231 00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:12,280 (SCREAMING) 1232 00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:13,320 (GRUNTS) 1233 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:14,000 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk 1234 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,360 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk 1235 00:48:16,410 --> 00:48:20,960 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 98023