Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:08,879 --> 00:00:10,280
[MUSIC - THEME, "THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW"]
2
00:00:10,380 --> 00:00:13,418
The Dick Van Dyke Show.
3
00:00:13,518 --> 00:00:15,587
Starring Dick Van Dyke.
4
00:00:19,058 --> 00:00:25,765
Rosemary, Morey Amsterdam, Larry Matthews, and Mary Tyler Moore.
5
00:00:33,140 --> 00:00:36,578
I'll close now Mrs. Petrie.
6
00:00:36,678 --> 00:00:37,613
All fixed.
7
00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:47,323
Just think, at this very moment the mighty Niagara,
8
00:00:47,423 --> 00:00:49,760
harnessed to giant generators, its energy
9
00:00:49,860 --> 00:00:54,032
racing along 400 miles of copper wire, just to heat our toaster.
10
00:00:54,132 --> 00:00:55,300
All we have to do is wait.
11
00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:56,735
Don't we have to plug it in?
12
00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:08,915
You'd think that 400 mile running start, it could jump
13
00:01:09,016 --> 00:01:11,351
the last two feet by itself.
14
00:01:11,451 --> 00:01:13,321
Well, be any minute now, honey.
15
00:01:13,421 --> 00:01:14,856
You don't worry about buying a new toaster.
16
00:01:14,956 --> 00:01:15,923
Good.
17
00:01:16,024 --> 00:01:17,191
Now, what color do you like your toast?
18
00:01:17,292 --> 00:01:20,329
Honey gold or maybe cocoa tan?
19
00:01:20,429 --> 00:01:21,964
How about cordovan brown.
20
00:01:22,064 --> 00:01:22,965
Rob, look.
21
00:01:23,065 --> 00:01:23,967
Rob!
22
00:01:30,274 --> 00:01:32,176
That's a nice shade.
23
00:01:32,276 --> 00:01:34,712
Basic black.
24
00:01:34,812 --> 00:01:36,048
If you hadn't made me plug it in,
25
00:01:36,148 --> 00:01:37,683
this would never have happened.
26
00:01:37,783 --> 00:01:39,785
Well, dear, I'll leave you to work it out by yourself.
27
00:01:39,885 --> 00:01:40,986
I'm going shopping.
28
00:01:41,086 --> 00:01:43,456
[doorbell]
29
00:01:43,556 --> 00:01:44,657
Oh, hi, Laura.
30
00:01:44,757 --> 00:01:45,391
Hi, Jerry.
31
00:01:45,491 --> 00:01:47,026
Hi, Rob.
32
00:01:47,126 --> 00:01:49,830
Hi, Jer.
33
00:01:49,930 --> 00:01:51,331
She burned the toast.
34
00:01:51,432 --> 00:01:54,869
Just returning your projector.
35
00:01:54,969 --> 00:01:56,104
Oh, how did it work?
36
00:01:56,204 --> 00:01:57,605
Well, not so good, there's something wrong with it.
37
00:01:57,706 --> 00:01:59,441
It overheats and the film smokes and burns.
38
00:01:59,541 --> 00:02:00,409
It overheats the film?
39
00:02:00,509 --> 00:02:01,977
I'll have to fix it.
40
00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:05,514
Sounds like you already did.
41
00:02:05,614 --> 00:02:06,717
If Thomas Edison was married to her,
42
00:02:06,817 --> 00:02:08,485
we'd still be using candles.
43
00:02:08,585 --> 00:02:10,620
Rob, when are you going to get a new projector?
44
00:02:10,721 --> 00:02:12,323
Just as soon as I can afford one.
45
00:02:12,423 --> 00:02:13,725
When are you going to get one?
46
00:02:13,825 --> 00:02:17,195
[inaudible] borrow yours until you get a new one.
47
00:02:17,295 --> 00:02:18,530
Why don't you borrow a toaster?
48
00:02:18,630 --> 00:02:20,899
Oh, darling, looks like I'll need an extra $20.
49
00:02:20,999 --> 00:02:25,238
I'm not-- what did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?
50
00:02:25,338 --> 00:02:29,109
I gave every to a little old tramp who came to the back door
51
00:02:29,209 --> 00:02:32,246
delivering our groceries.
52
00:02:32,346 --> 00:02:34,715
Why do you ask me what I did the money you gave me yesterday?
53
00:02:34,815 --> 00:02:36,017
It was just for Jerry's benefit.
54
00:02:36,118 --> 00:02:37,786
I don't want him to think I'm a pushover.
55
00:02:37,886 --> 00:02:38,720
Hurt my image.
56
00:02:38,820 --> 00:02:39,955
Wouldn't want to do that.
57
00:02:40,055 --> 00:02:41,089
Bye, darling. - Bye.
58
00:02:41,189 --> 00:02:41,991
Bye, Jerry.
59
00:02:42,091 --> 00:02:43,059
JERRY: Bye, Laura.
60
00:02:46,562 --> 00:02:47,396
You know something?
61
00:02:47,497 --> 00:02:49,733
She is good with money.
62
00:02:49,833 --> 00:02:52,936
When it comes to finances, she's a pretty good--
63
00:02:53,036 --> 00:02:54,205
ah-- ah--ah--
64
00:02:57,342 --> 00:02:58,510
Oh, here, Rob, here.
65
00:02:58,610 --> 00:03:04,183
Ah-- I can't use that, it's monogrammed.
66
00:03:04,283 --> 00:03:06,753
I can't blow on your family crest.
67
00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:07,487
Hey, hey!
68
00:03:07,587 --> 00:03:10,991
Oh, sorry, Jerry.
69
00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:13,194
Oh, I can't-- ah--
70
00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:21,670
ah-- ah!
71
00:03:27,076 --> 00:03:38,924
Ah-- ah-- ah-choo!
72
00:03:39,024 --> 00:03:41,226
I almost made it.
73
00:03:41,326 --> 00:03:42,595
You all right?
74
00:03:42,695 --> 00:03:44,464
It was just a sneeze.
75
00:03:44,564 --> 00:03:45,765
It must have been a beaut to blow
76
00:03:45,865 --> 00:03:49,870
off your socks and underwear.
77
00:03:49,970 --> 00:03:53,207
Oh here, let me help you, Rob.
78
00:03:53,307 --> 00:03:55,510
Oh.
79
00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:56,611
Hey, what's this?
80
00:03:56,711 --> 00:03:58,146
One of the Laura's gloves.
81
00:03:58,246 --> 00:03:59,815
Don't you think she going a little heavy on the starch.
82
00:04:02,351 --> 00:04:03,552
What's inside?
83
00:04:03,652 --> 00:04:06,489
I don't know, but it's not a human hand.
84
00:04:06,590 --> 00:04:08,925
I mean at least, not life as we know it now.
85
00:04:09,025 --> 00:04:11,127
Must be something that Laura's hiding, huh?
86
00:04:11,228 --> 00:04:12,496
Come on, Laura is not a hider.
87
00:04:12,597 --> 00:04:14,999
Hey, it's a bankbook.
88
00:04:15,099 --> 00:04:17,068
Mrs. Laura Petrie.
89
00:04:17,168 --> 00:04:19,738
Isn't that cute, she's got a little nest egg of her own.
90
00:04:19,838 --> 00:04:20,672
Cute.
91
00:04:20,772 --> 00:04:22,241
You really think that's cute, huh?
92
00:04:22,341 --> 00:04:24,010
So she has a few dollars in a little private bank account.
93
00:04:24,110 --> 00:04:24,711
How much could it be?
94
00:04:24,811 --> 00:04:26,012
OK, OK, how much.
95
00:04:26,112 --> 00:04:27,480
Well, you've got to look, it can't be more
96
00:04:27,580 --> 00:04:29,415
than just a little pittance.
97
00:04:29,515 --> 00:04:32,019
$378.
98
00:04:32,119 --> 00:04:33,387
A little pittance.
99
00:04:33,487 --> 00:04:36,358
So she has a big pittance.
100
00:04:36,458 --> 00:04:37,893
Pittance.
101
00:04:37,993 --> 00:04:39,928
Maybe she's just setting aside a little for a rainy day.
102
00:04:40,028 --> 00:04:41,563
$378?
103
00:04:41,663 --> 00:04:44,667
Boy, that's enough for the monsoon season.
104
00:04:44,767 --> 00:04:46,602
Now a lot of wives put aside little for a rainy day.
105
00:04:46,702 --> 00:04:47,537
What's wrong with that?
106
00:04:47,637 --> 00:04:48,772
Well, nothing.
107
00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:50,507
But why is the money just in her name?
108
00:04:50,607 --> 00:04:52,009
I mean, listen, if it rains, doesn't she
109
00:04:52,109 --> 00:04:53,043
care if you get wet?
110
00:04:59,717 --> 00:05:02,087
All we need now is a brilliant, sensational,
111
00:05:02,187 --> 00:05:04,056
hilarious comedy sketch.
112
00:05:04,156 --> 00:05:05,457
Are you ready?
113
00:05:05,557 --> 00:05:08,628
I told you he was here.
114
00:05:08,728 --> 00:05:10,797
You know what would be a cute idea for a sketch?
115
00:05:10,897 --> 00:05:13,234
Allen plays a part of a husband who accidentally
116
00:05:13,334 --> 00:05:15,636
finds his wife's checkbook.
117
00:05:15,736 --> 00:05:16,971
What do you mean?
118
00:05:17,071 --> 00:05:18,473
Well, I mean, she's got a private bank account
119
00:05:18,574 --> 00:05:19,942
she's socking money into.
120
00:05:20,042 --> 00:05:21,476
Oh, and he don't know anything about it.
121
00:05:21,576 --> 00:05:25,748
Yeah, and she's got like $378.16 in there.
122
00:05:25,848 --> 00:05:27,450
Hey, a sketch like this could be a wild.
123
00:05:27,550 --> 00:05:29,085
Guy like that got to be an idiot.
124
00:05:29,185 --> 00:05:32,256
Yeah, a real schnook.
125
00:05:32,356 --> 00:05:33,290
Well, no.
126
00:05:35,994 --> 00:05:37,963
Why couldn't the guy just be a plain, normal,
127
00:05:38,063 --> 00:05:40,432
intelligent, strikingly handsome young fellow
128
00:05:40,532 --> 00:05:41,867
with a wife named Laura.
129
00:05:41,968 --> 00:05:44,704
Oh, and maybe the schnooks name is Robert Petrie?
130
00:05:44,804 --> 00:05:46,772
That's a good name.
131
00:05:46,872 --> 00:05:48,542
Rob, you mean Laura's been stashing
132
00:05:48,642 --> 00:05:50,310
it away without your knowledge?
133
00:05:50,410 --> 00:05:51,478
Isn't that cute?
134
00:05:51,578 --> 00:05:53,146
Yes.
135
00:05:53,246 --> 00:05:54,148
Cute and adorable.
136
00:05:54,248 --> 00:05:55,149
I don't know.
137
00:05:55,249 --> 00:05:56,918
But women do silly things like that.
138
00:05:57,018 --> 00:05:59,487
For years my wife kept throwing quarters into a cookie jar.
139
00:05:59,587 --> 00:06:00,789
Drove me nuts.
140
00:06:00,889 --> 00:06:02,424
Finally I found out what she was saving for.
141
00:06:02,524 --> 00:06:03,359
What was it?
142
00:06:03,459 --> 00:06:04,360
BOTH: Cookies.
143
00:06:06,963 --> 00:06:09,699
She didn't save any $378, though.
144
00:06:09,799 --> 00:06:11,468
What do you think Laura is stashing away for?
145
00:06:11,568 --> 00:06:12,603
I don't know.
146
00:06:12,703 --> 00:06:13,537
It could be cookies.
147
00:06:13,637 --> 00:06:15,740
Everything's gone up.
148
00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:17,541
Well, anyway, it's her business.
149
00:06:17,641 --> 00:06:18,577
It's not really important.
150
00:06:18,677 --> 00:06:19,611
I think in the sketch, Alan--
151
00:06:19,711 --> 00:06:20,779
Wait a minute.
152
00:06:20,879 --> 00:06:22,080
Maybe it's just plain old mad money.
153
00:06:22,180 --> 00:06:23,816
- Mad money? - Yeah, you know.
154
00:06:23,916 --> 00:06:25,818
In case she gets mad at you, then she can take the money,
155
00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:29,155
get a new house, buy a new car, get a new fella.
156
00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:30,758
For $378?
157
00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:34,028
So she'll get an old fellow.
158
00:06:34,128 --> 00:06:35,629
You know, you guys are joking, but
159
00:06:35,730 --> 00:06:38,833
there's one aspect of this whole silly thing that intrigues me.
160
00:06:38,933 --> 00:06:41,804
You mean the fact that Laura's keeping a secret from you?
161
00:06:41,904 --> 00:06:43,372
No, that doesn't bother me.
162
00:06:43,472 --> 00:06:45,808
It's just the fact that she's keeping it a secret from me.
163
00:06:45,908 --> 00:06:49,179
That bothers me.
164
00:06:49,279 --> 00:06:52,115
Doesn't the fact that she's keeping it a secret bother you?
165
00:06:52,215 --> 00:06:54,719
No, I don't worry about things like that.
166
00:06:54,819 --> 00:06:59,524
If I were you I'd worry about my hearing, friend.
167
00:06:59,624 --> 00:07:00,459
Huh?
168
00:07:00,559 --> 00:07:02,127
Rob, snap out of it.
169
00:07:02,227 --> 00:07:03,762
You're beginning to sound like a guy who's
170
00:07:03,862 --> 00:07:05,064
wife's ready to leave him.
171
00:07:05,164 --> 00:07:05,799
Oh, come on.
172
00:07:05,899 --> 00:07:07,267
I'm not worried.
173
00:07:07,367 --> 00:07:09,335
It's just, I can't figure out why she's keeping
174
00:07:09,436 --> 00:07:10,837
the account secret from me.
175
00:07:10,937 --> 00:07:13,407
Well, she's kept secrets from you before, hasn't she?
176
00:07:13,507 --> 00:07:14,708
No, this is the first one.
177
00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:17,078
You mean the first one you found out about.
178
00:07:17,178 --> 00:07:18,480
Come on, what are you trying to do?
179
00:07:18,580 --> 00:07:19,748
Break up Rob and Laura?
180
00:07:19,848 --> 00:07:22,951
It's more fun than writing this sketch.
181
00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:25,054
You know, she probably has a good reason for keeping
182
00:07:25,154 --> 00:07:26,756
that secret from me, though.
183
00:07:26,856 --> 00:07:28,725
Hey, have you said or done anything lately
184
00:07:28,825 --> 00:07:30,227
to make her feel insecure?
185
00:07:30,327 --> 00:07:31,261
Like what?
186
00:07:31,361 --> 00:07:32,596
Well, I don't know.
187
00:07:32,696 --> 00:07:34,131
Like forgetting an anniversary or birthday or something?
188
00:07:34,231 --> 00:07:35,700
Oh, no, as a matter of fact, I bought
189
00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:37,735
her a beautiful present for--
190
00:07:37,836 --> 00:07:39,337
my birthday.
191
00:07:39,437 --> 00:07:42,608
You bought her a present for your birthday?
192
00:07:42,708 --> 00:07:43,809
Boy, I bet she loved that.
193
00:07:43,909 --> 00:07:46,378
No, tomorrow is my birthday.
194
00:07:46,479 --> 00:07:48,281
BOTH: Oh.
195
00:07:48,381 --> 00:07:49,249
We get the hint, Rob.
196
00:07:49,349 --> 00:07:52,486
Yeah, we'll get you something, Rob.
197
00:07:52,586 --> 00:07:55,723
She's probably been saving that money to buy me a present.
198
00:07:55,823 --> 00:07:56,757
$378?
199
00:07:56,858 --> 00:07:58,526
Boy, that's a lot of present.
200
00:07:58,626 --> 00:08:00,562
Hey, you've been hinting around for something big?
201
00:08:00,662 --> 00:08:02,564
No, nothing I can think of.
202
00:08:02,664 --> 00:08:03,899
Wait a minute.
203
00:08:03,999 --> 00:08:05,067
I bet she's going to get me that movie projector
204
00:08:05,167 --> 00:08:06,336
I've been spouting off about.
205
00:08:06,436 --> 00:08:08,271
But it cost $425.
206
00:08:08,371 --> 00:08:09,038
Well, that's it.
207
00:08:09,139 --> 00:08:10,440
That solves your problem.
208
00:08:10,540 --> 00:08:12,810
Yeah, now the only one with the problem is Laura.
209
00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:19,951
Let's see, she needs $425, she has $378.
210
00:08:20,051 --> 00:08:22,787
That means she needs--
211
00:08:22,888 --> 00:08:24,657
what does she need?
212
00:08:24,757 --> 00:08:26,692
$47.
213
00:08:26,793 --> 00:08:29,262
Oh, yeah, $47.
214
00:08:29,362 --> 00:08:31,198
Tell you something, Rob, if she's anything like my wife,
215
00:08:31,298 --> 00:08:33,634
she'll figure out a way to get that money.
216
00:08:33,734 --> 00:08:36,604
[buzzer]
217
00:08:36,704 --> 00:08:38,506
Yeah, Marge.
218
00:08:38,606 --> 00:08:40,175
Yes, send her in.
219
00:08:40,275 --> 00:08:40,909
Laura's here.
220
00:08:41,009 --> 00:08:42,378
I told you.
221
00:08:42,478 --> 00:08:44,613
Already she figured out a way how to get that loot.
222
00:08:44,713 --> 00:08:45,648
Hi, everyone.
223
00:08:45,748 --> 00:08:47,416
Oh hi, Laura, nice to see you.
224
00:08:47,516 --> 00:08:48,752
Thank you, nice to see you.
225
00:08:48,852 --> 00:08:50,053
Well, we'll leave you two alone in case
226
00:08:50,153 --> 00:08:52,155
you want to kiss or something like that.
227
00:08:52,255 --> 00:08:53,423
Let's get a cup of coffee.
228
00:08:53,523 --> 00:08:54,559
No, I want to stay.
229
00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:56,561
I never saw a real hold up before.
230
00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:57,528
See you later.
231
00:08:57,628 --> 00:08:59,163
Be back in a few dollars.
232
00:08:59,263 --> 00:08:59,898
Bye.
233
00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:00,799
Back in a few dollars?
234
00:09:00,899 --> 00:09:02,034
What does that mean?
235
00:09:02,134 --> 00:09:04,102
He means that time is money.
236
00:09:04,203 --> 00:09:05,437
- Oh. - You came clear downtown.
237
00:09:05,537 --> 00:09:06,940
I was just in the neighborhood shopping,
238
00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,241
I thought I'd come in and say hello.
239
00:09:08,341 --> 00:09:09,175
Oh, hello.
240
00:09:09,275 --> 00:09:10,210
Hello.
241
00:09:10,310 --> 00:09:13,380
Honey, you know, I've been thinking.
242
00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:17,051
I didn't give you very much extra money this morning.
243
00:09:17,151 --> 00:09:20,755
And you know when I left, I noticed that you ought
244
00:09:20,856 --> 00:09:22,290
to have the toaster fixed. You think so?
245
00:09:22,390 --> 00:09:23,225
Good idea.
246
00:09:23,325 --> 00:09:24,227
OK.
247
00:09:24,327 --> 00:09:26,762
And, oh, you know, Richie's underwear
248
00:09:26,862 --> 00:09:29,298
has been ragged lately.
249
00:09:29,398 --> 00:09:31,368
I've been meaning to get him some new shorts.
250
00:09:31,468 --> 00:09:32,603
Oh, good. Good.
251
00:09:32,703 --> 00:09:34,972
Oh, and we were out of peanut butter this morning.
252
00:09:35,072 --> 00:09:36,174
Would you get some more peanut butter?
253
00:09:36,274 --> 00:09:37,809
- Yes, I would. - OK.
254
00:09:37,909 --> 00:09:41,045
Let's see, that's underwear, peanut butter,
255
00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:43,015
and the toaster-- do you think that would come to,
256
00:09:43,115 --> 00:09:47,186
oh, I don't know, around say $47?
257
00:09:47,286 --> 00:09:48,521
$47?
258
00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:49,456
Yeah.
259
00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:50,757
I tell you what.
260
00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:53,193
I'll put in an extra $10 you get the leather case, too.
261
00:09:58,332 --> 00:10:00,002
Can't carry peanut butter and underwear around
262
00:10:00,102 --> 00:10:02,905
in a plain paper bag, can you?
263
00:10:03,005 --> 00:10:05,040
Darling, what makes you so generous today?
264
00:10:05,140 --> 00:10:07,877
Oh, well, the way I look at it, the more you give,
265
00:10:07,977 --> 00:10:10,346
the more you receive.
266
00:10:10,446 --> 00:10:11,314
I guess so, dear.
267
00:10:11,414 --> 00:10:12,449
Well, I better finish my shopping.
268
00:10:12,549 --> 00:10:13,851
Bye-bye.
269
00:10:13,951 --> 00:10:15,085
Oops.
270
00:10:15,185 --> 00:10:16,720
No, no, I'm just leaving. Bye darling.
271
00:10:16,820 --> 00:10:17,789
- Bye. - Bye, Laura.
272
00:10:17,889 --> 00:10:18,790
- Bye-bye. - Happy shopping.
273
00:10:18,890 --> 00:10:21,359
Thank you.
274
00:10:21,459 --> 00:10:22,894
Well, Rob?
275
00:10:22,994 --> 00:10:24,196
New projector.
276
00:10:31,638 --> 00:10:32,806
Hi, honey.
277
00:10:32,906 --> 00:10:34,908
Darling.
278
00:10:35,008 --> 00:10:35,943
You're home early.
279
00:10:36,044 --> 00:10:37,845
Well, I had a good day.
280
00:10:37,946 --> 00:10:39,681
How'd your day go? - Just fine.
281
00:10:39,781 --> 00:10:40,682
Kind of tired, though.
282
00:10:40,782 --> 00:10:42,084
Shopping does wear you out.
283
00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,053
Yeah, but I guess the important thing is
284
00:10:44,153 --> 00:10:45,354
getting what you wanted, right?
285
00:10:45,454 --> 00:10:46,488
Right.
286
00:10:46,588 --> 00:10:48,725
Did you get the peanut butter and the underwear
287
00:10:48,825 --> 00:10:49,659
and et cetera?
288
00:10:49,759 --> 00:10:50,961
Uh-huh.
289
00:10:51,061 --> 00:10:51,995
Dinners on a bit early, if that's all right.
290
00:10:52,095 --> 00:10:53,029
Oh, yeah, fine.
291
00:10:53,129 --> 00:10:54,632
I'll hang up my hat.
292
00:11:15,456 --> 00:11:18,793
Oh boy, you got a lot of mail today.
293
00:11:18,893 --> 00:11:19,794
That one's my brother.
294
00:11:19,894 --> 00:11:21,863
Yes.
295
00:11:21,963 --> 00:11:23,298
What's for dinner?
296
00:11:23,398 --> 00:11:25,401
Roast chicken, mashed potatoes, and string beans.
297
00:11:25,501 --> 00:11:26,435
Mm.
298
00:11:43,722 --> 00:11:44,623
Roast chicken, huh?
299
00:11:52,966 --> 00:11:53,968
And apple pie for dessert.
300
00:11:54,068 --> 00:11:55,202
Oh.
301
00:12:08,418 --> 00:12:10,553
Everything sure smells good.
302
00:12:10,653 --> 00:12:12,189
LAURA: What did you say, darling?
303
00:12:12,289 --> 00:12:16,427
I said everything sure smells wonderful, all right.
304
00:12:28,340 --> 00:12:30,510
It smells so good I can smell it down here.
305
00:12:34,114 --> 00:12:35,817
Rob, what are you looking for?
306
00:12:35,917 --> 00:12:36,984
Oh, I--
307
00:12:37,085 --> 00:12:39,754
I dropped my tie clip down there.
308
00:12:39,854 --> 00:12:40,988
I can't find it.
309
00:12:41,088 --> 00:12:41,957
You need any help, honey?
310
00:12:42,057 --> 00:12:43,592
No, no. You hungry?
311
00:12:43,692 --> 00:12:44,660
Oh, sure, sure.
312
00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:45,894
Well, we'll be ready in a few minutes.
313
00:12:45,994 --> 00:12:46,895
OK.
314
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:09,622
Rob?
315
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:16,964
Hi.
316
00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:18,600
Still looking for your tie clip?
317
00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:23,873
Yeah, I-- it could have bounced.
318
00:13:23,973 --> 00:13:28,611
They got those rubber mats under the carpet, like that.
319
00:13:28,711 --> 00:13:29,546
Wasn't up there.
320
00:13:29,646 --> 00:13:30,380
No.
321
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:31,581
Darling, you can stop looking.
322
00:13:31,681 --> 00:13:33,216
Your birthday's tomorrow, and you're not
323
00:13:33,316 --> 00:13:34,684
getting your present till then.
324
00:13:34,784 --> 00:13:37,054
My birthday?
325
00:13:37,154 --> 00:13:38,155
You hadn't mentioned that, I would
326
00:13:38,256 --> 00:13:39,423
have completely forgotten it.
327
00:13:41,927 --> 00:13:45,697
Anyway, I guess I'm a little old to be celebrating birthdays,
328
00:13:45,797 --> 00:13:47,834
anyway, right?
329
00:13:47,934 --> 00:13:49,102
Hi, Daddy!
330
00:13:49,202 --> 00:13:51,037
Oh, hi Rich.
331
00:13:51,137 --> 00:13:53,574
It's not in there, either.
332
00:13:53,674 --> 00:13:56,777
I know that.
333
00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:57,878
I'm just kidding your mama.
334
00:13:57,978 --> 00:13:59,280
Rob, really.
335
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:01,182
Look, before you turn the whole house upside down,
336
00:14:01,283 --> 00:14:02,751
I'll give you your present ahead of time.
337
00:14:02,851 --> 00:14:06,222
Well, gee, I was born right after midnight, anyway, honey.
338
00:14:06,322 --> 00:14:07,557
It's practically today.
339
00:14:07,657 --> 00:14:09,358
Richie, why don't you get your present, too?
340
00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:10,593
RICHIE: OK, Mommy.
341
00:14:14,231 --> 00:14:16,767
[doorbell]
342
00:14:17,602 --> 00:14:18,770
- Oh, hi, Rob. - Hi, Jerry.
343
00:14:18,870 --> 00:14:20,104
Say, can I borrow your projector again?
344
00:14:20,204 --> 00:14:21,105
Sure.
345
00:14:21,205 --> 00:14:23,342
When do you need it back?
346
00:14:23,442 --> 00:14:24,510
You may keep it, sir.
347
00:14:24,610 --> 00:14:25,544
I'll make a present of it to you.
348
00:14:25,644 --> 00:14:27,146
Well, thanks, but how come?
349
00:14:27,246 --> 00:14:28,948
I'm getting a new one for my birthday, now get out of here.
350
00:14:29,048 --> 00:14:30,216
Why, what's the rush?
351
00:14:30,317 --> 00:14:31,217
I am in the middle of being surprised.
352
00:14:31,318 --> 00:14:32,719
OK. Happy birthday.
353
00:14:32,819 --> 00:14:33,753
Thank you.
354
00:14:37,091 --> 00:14:40,728
(SINGING) You ought to be a picture,
355
00:14:40,828 --> 00:14:42,898
you're beautiful to see.
356
00:14:42,998 --> 00:14:45,167
You ought to be a picture.
357
00:14:45,267 --> 00:14:47,804
My starry, starry.
358
00:14:47,904 --> 00:14:50,106
Happy birthday, Dad!
359
00:14:50,206 --> 00:14:52,308
Oh, thank you, Rich.
360
00:14:52,408 --> 00:14:54,345
It cost me a fortune.
361
00:14:54,445 --> 00:14:55,446
I'll bet it did.
362
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:57,147
It's very sweet of you, Rich.
363
00:14:57,248 --> 00:14:59,149
That's OK, Daddy.
364
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:03,822
You're worth $0.89.
365
00:15:03,922 --> 00:15:05,257
What is this?
366
00:15:05,358 --> 00:15:06,192
Oh, boy.
367
00:15:06,292 --> 00:15:07,460
A baseball cap.
368
00:15:10,296 --> 00:15:11,298
It's almost my size.
369
00:15:11,398 --> 00:15:12,699
My size.
370
00:15:12,799 --> 00:15:14,067
It is?
371
00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:15,602
OK, let's see.
372
00:15:15,702 --> 00:15:17,705
Well, good, maybe you can wear it once in a while, too.
373
00:15:17,805 --> 00:15:18,406
Huh?
374
00:15:18,506 --> 00:15:20,308
Gee, thanks, Daddy.
375
00:15:27,816 --> 00:15:29,586
Darling, what are you doing with the cord?
376
00:15:32,088 --> 00:15:34,024
Oh, this cord?
377
00:15:34,124 --> 00:15:35,191
Yes.
378
00:15:35,292 --> 00:15:36,460
Well--
379
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,496
Rob, what did you think I was giving you?
380
00:15:38,596 --> 00:15:40,765
A electric blanket?
381
00:15:43,335 --> 00:15:45,037
It's a cashmere sports shirt.
382
00:15:45,137 --> 00:15:45,971
Oh.
383
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,205
It's not electric, huh?
384
00:15:47,306 --> 00:15:48,374
No.
385
00:15:48,474 --> 00:15:50,343
It's one of the old fashioned kind.
386
00:15:50,443 --> 00:15:52,612
I won't need that anymore, I guess.
387
00:15:52,712 --> 00:15:53,981
Happy birthday, darling.
388
00:15:54,081 --> 00:15:55,115
Oh, honey, thanks.
389
00:15:57,818 --> 00:16:02,323
Gee, this is really sweet of you.
390
00:16:02,424 --> 00:16:03,391
Well, is it a surprise?
391
00:16:03,491 --> 00:16:04,926
Why, it sure is, honey.
392
00:16:05,026 --> 00:16:05,961
Hey.
393
00:16:09,732 --> 00:16:12,269
Honey, I'll be right back.
394
00:16:12,369 --> 00:16:13,370
Where are you going?
395
00:16:13,470 --> 00:16:14,337
Jerry wants to see me.
396
00:16:14,438 --> 00:16:15,739
LAURA: What's up?
397
00:16:15,839 --> 00:16:18,309
I mean, I got to get my old sports shirt back.
398
00:16:18,409 --> 00:16:19,677
No, he wants to see my new one.
399
00:16:19,777 --> 00:16:22,113
He wants to see the new one.
400
00:16:22,213 --> 00:16:25,217
Gee, I'm so excited, I don't know what I'm saying.
401
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:28,253
Oh boy, a new cashier projector.
402
00:16:28,353 --> 00:16:29,522
Sports shirt.
403
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,197
Hey Rob's gonna love this boy.
404
00:16:36,297 --> 00:16:37,865
Buddy, set it up over there.
405
00:16:37,965 --> 00:16:39,233
He'll be here any minute. [buzzer]
406
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,134
I'll get it.
407
00:16:40,234 --> 00:16:42,070
Good.
408
00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:43,105
Hello?
409
00:16:43,205 --> 00:16:44,306
Yeah, OK, Marge, thanks.
410
00:16:44,406 --> 00:16:45,907
He's here.
411
00:16:46,007 --> 00:16:47,744
Well, I think when a fellow comes in he
412
00:16:47,844 --> 00:16:48,911
should give Alan a funny hat.
413
00:16:49,011 --> 00:16:49,846
Hi, fellas.
414
00:16:49,946 --> 00:16:51,013
And, hi, Rob.
415
00:16:51,114 --> 00:16:51,914
Yeah, it's good.
416
00:16:52,014 --> 00:16:54,651
And you see--
417
00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:56,019
BOTH: Happy birthday!
418
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,020
Ta-da!
419
00:17:00,425 --> 00:17:02,260
Hey, what is this?
420
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:03,528
A little something for a birthday
421
00:17:03,628 --> 00:17:04,796
present, from me and Sally.
422
00:17:04,896 --> 00:17:05,531
Oh.
423
00:17:05,631 --> 00:17:07,633
Boy, a movie screen?
424
00:17:07,733 --> 00:17:11,405
No, it's a pair of Hungarian shoelaces.
425
00:17:11,505 --> 00:17:13,073
Of course it's a movie screen.
426
00:17:13,173 --> 00:17:16,076
Yeah, Rob, it's a new one to go with your new projector.
427
00:17:16,176 --> 00:17:17,178
Yeah, boy.
428
00:17:17,278 --> 00:17:18,379
That's-- that's really great.
429
00:17:18,479 --> 00:17:19,814
It's got kind of a set, you know.
430
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:20,548
Like it?
431
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:21,449
Yeah, I love it.
432
00:17:21,549 --> 00:17:22,416
It's marvelous.
433
00:17:22,517 --> 00:17:24,286
It sure is a beauty.
434
00:17:24,386 --> 00:17:25,687
You shouldn't have done it.
435
00:17:25,788 --> 00:17:28,724
I have to take it home with me.
436
00:17:28,824 --> 00:17:30,927
Well, we better get down to work, fellas.
437
00:17:31,027 --> 00:17:32,295
Hey, beauty isn't it?
438
00:17:32,395 --> 00:17:33,530
Yeah, love it.
439
00:17:33,630 --> 00:17:36,033
Could take the price tag off.
440
00:17:36,133 --> 00:17:36,967
I ain't ashamed.
441
00:17:37,067 --> 00:17:37,968
We paid retail.
442
00:17:40,805 --> 00:17:43,508
Rob, did you act real surprised when
443
00:17:43,608 --> 00:17:45,644
Laura gave you the projector?
444
00:17:45,744 --> 00:17:49,816
Well, see, she didn't give me a projector.
445
00:17:49,916 --> 00:17:51,017
She didn't?
446
00:17:51,117 --> 00:17:52,385
No.
447
00:17:52,485 --> 00:17:54,254
She gave me something that she liked a lot more than that.
448
00:17:54,354 --> 00:17:55,189
SALLY: What?
449
00:17:55,289 --> 00:17:57,524
A sport shirt.
450
00:17:57,624 --> 00:18:02,063
A $378 sport shirt?
451
00:18:02,163 --> 00:18:03,131
Well, this was cashmere.
452
00:18:03,231 --> 00:18:04,132
Well.
453
00:18:06,869 --> 00:18:09,371
Look, fellas, can we go to work?
454
00:18:09,472 --> 00:18:10,573
Come on, stop clowning, Rob.
455
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:11,908
I know Laura.
456
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,243
She got you something more than a sport shirt.
457
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,111
Yeah, what else that you get, Rob?
458
00:18:15,212 --> 00:18:17,515
A baseball cap.
459
00:18:17,615 --> 00:18:22,119
A baseball cap, well, that's more like it.
460
00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:23,488
Richard gave it to me.
461
00:18:23,589 --> 00:18:27,359
Jeez, $378, you'd think with all that dough--
462
00:18:27,459 --> 00:18:28,894
yeah, we better get to work.
463
00:18:28,994 --> 00:18:31,965
Let's go back to-- listen, Rob, the top of the show,
464
00:18:32,065 --> 00:18:32,999
Allan comes in--
465
00:18:33,099 --> 00:18:34,133
I can't work.
466
00:18:34,234 --> 00:18:37,238
Doggone bank accounts going to drive me crazy.
467
00:18:37,338 --> 00:18:38,372
That's it.
468
00:18:38,472 --> 00:18:39,974
What's it?
469
00:18:40,074 --> 00:18:41,743
She wants to drive you crazy, so she can grab all your money
470
00:18:41,843 --> 00:18:43,011
while you're weaving baskets.
471
00:18:45,881 --> 00:18:48,084
Rob, I think buddy was right in the first place.
472
00:18:48,184 --> 00:18:50,720
Could be good old fashioned mad money.
473
00:18:50,820 --> 00:18:55,058
It must be mad money, because that money is making me mad.
474
00:18:55,158 --> 00:18:56,226
Sorry.
475
00:18:56,326 --> 00:18:57,828
Well, it's not the money in the first place.
476
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,632
It's just the fact she's keeping it a secret from me.
477
00:19:00,732 --> 00:19:02,133
Well, it's her money, and it's her secret,
478
00:19:02,233 --> 00:19:03,868
and there's nothing you can do about it.
479
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:04,936
No?
480
00:19:05,036 --> 00:19:06,906
One can take that bankbook no 656-5696,
481
00:19:07,006 --> 00:19:08,474
wave it under her little nose and ask
482
00:19:08,574 --> 00:19:11,778
her why she thinks she has to have a private bank account.
483
00:19:11,878 --> 00:19:13,480
- Aw, you wouldn't do that. - Oh, no?
484
00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:15,181
Would you like to come home with me and watch?
485
00:19:15,282 --> 00:19:16,449
No, thanks.
486
00:19:16,550 --> 00:19:17,585
My wife and I are planning our own fight.
487
00:19:22,890 --> 00:19:27,896
Rob, why are you pacing around like a caged Tiger?
488
00:19:27,996 --> 00:19:29,999
Let me pace a couple more times and I'll tell you.
489
00:19:38,709 --> 00:19:40,711
All right, what is this?
490
00:19:40,811 --> 00:19:42,547
That's my glove, and what are you doing with it?
491
00:19:42,647 --> 00:19:45,183
I would just like to know why you think it necessary to hide
492
00:19:45,283 --> 00:19:46,518
a bankbook in here?
493
00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:48,387
Rob, how could you?
494
00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:50,356
You looked in my private glove!
495
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,596
This is my own personal property, and you've gone
496
00:19:55,696 --> 00:20:00,501
and-- how could you do such a terrible thing?
497
00:20:00,601 --> 00:20:02,170
How can I?
498
00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:04,505
How can you think so little of our relationship?
499
00:20:04,606 --> 00:20:05,641
Of me?
500
00:20:05,741 --> 00:20:07,176
What has this got to do with that?
501
00:20:07,276 --> 00:20:09,311
I would like to know why you think you have to have
502
00:20:09,411 --> 00:20:10,946
your own private bank account?
503
00:20:11,047 --> 00:20:13,583
Because I do, that's why.
504
00:20:13,683 --> 00:20:15,251
All right, then, the next logical question
505
00:20:15,352 --> 00:20:18,055
is, what is wrong with the money in our joint account?
506
00:20:18,155 --> 00:20:20,391
Well, that's our account, and our money.
507
00:20:20,491 --> 00:20:21,959
This is my money.
508
00:20:22,059 --> 00:20:23,729
Your money?
509
00:20:23,829 --> 00:20:25,897
Yes, Rob, I want some money that's mine.
510
00:20:25,998 --> 00:20:27,666
To spend on anything I want.
511
00:20:27,766 --> 00:20:29,168
It's important to me.
512
00:20:29,268 --> 00:20:31,170
I don't want everything coming from you.
513
00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:35,042
And where did you get this money?
514
00:20:35,142 --> 00:20:37,778
From you.
515
00:20:37,878 --> 00:20:39,279
Well, isn't it all the same thing, then?
516
00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:41,516
Either you get money from me, or you get money
517
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:44,019
from that, which came from me.
518
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:48,791
No, Rob, it's completely different.
519
00:20:48,891 --> 00:20:51,127
I put this money in a little at a time.
520
00:20:51,227 --> 00:20:53,797
At first it's from you, but then after it lies around
521
00:20:53,897 --> 00:20:55,699
for a while, I forget that it came from you,
522
00:20:55,799 --> 00:20:59,070
and then it's from me.
523
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:01,639
Oh, you just don't understand.
524
00:21:01,739 --> 00:21:03,474
Oh, yes, I understand.
525
00:21:03,574 --> 00:21:05,978
You want some money of your own.
526
00:21:06,078 --> 00:21:08,647
What I don't understand is why?
527
00:21:08,747 --> 00:21:09,581
That's it.
528
00:21:09,681 --> 00:21:11,084
That's exactly it.
529
00:21:11,184 --> 00:21:12,218
What's it?
530
00:21:12,318 --> 00:21:15,722
(VOICE BREAKING) You just don't understand.
531
00:21:15,822 --> 00:21:17,558
Oh, boy.
532
00:21:17,658 --> 00:21:19,994
Honey, look, I want to understand,
533
00:21:20,094 --> 00:21:21,695
but you've got to help me a little bit.
534
00:21:21,796 --> 00:21:23,398
Just give me a hint.
535
00:21:23,498 --> 00:21:24,800
[sobbing]
536
00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:26,368
The first word.
537
00:21:26,468 --> 00:21:28,236
The first letter.
538
00:21:28,336 --> 00:21:30,606
Honey, please.
539
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:31,941
All right, I'll tell you.
540
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:33,776
And then I hope you'll be satisfied that you
541
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:35,412
just ruined everything.
542
00:21:35,512 --> 00:21:36,880
That money is for you.
543
00:21:39,383 --> 00:21:41,252
But, for me?
544
00:21:41,352 --> 00:21:44,923
I wanted to buy you something for your birthday.
545
00:21:45,023 --> 00:21:47,026
Well, you-- you already bought me something for my birthday.
546
00:21:47,126 --> 00:21:48,494
Don't tell me that shirt cost--
547
00:21:48,594 --> 00:21:52,431
No, this money isn't for now, it's for two or three
548
00:21:52,531 --> 00:21:54,034
or four years from now.
549
00:21:54,134 --> 00:21:57,504
Whatever I saved up enough money to buy you that stupid sports
550
00:21:57,604 --> 00:21:59,273
car you've been drooling over.
551
00:21:59,373 --> 00:22:00,274
A sports car?
552
00:22:00,374 --> 00:22:05,781
Yes, that silly SKG-JFK 400 roadster.
553
00:22:05,881 --> 00:22:08,050
With matching luggage.
554
00:22:17,761 --> 00:22:18,896
Honey.
555
00:22:21,899 --> 00:22:23,969
Honey, you mean you've been saving
556
00:22:24,069 --> 00:22:26,338
this to buy me in SKG-JFK 400?
557
00:22:29,175 --> 00:22:32,645
I wanted to buy you an important present.
558
00:22:32,745 --> 00:22:38,619
An important-- well.
559
00:22:38,719 --> 00:22:39,720
Honey.
560
00:22:39,820 --> 00:22:42,490
Honey, it is a wonderful thought,
561
00:22:42,590 --> 00:22:44,359
but it's a little bit crazy.
562
00:22:44,459 --> 00:22:46,528
Where did you ever get an idea like that?
563
00:22:46,628 --> 00:22:47,530
From my mother.
564
00:22:50,366 --> 00:22:51,534
Your mother?
565
00:22:51,634 --> 00:22:54,604
She saved for years, and then on their 25th wedding
566
00:22:54,704 --> 00:22:59,477
anniversary she bought my father a big important present.
567
00:22:59,577 --> 00:23:00,611
What did she get him?
568
00:23:00,711 --> 00:23:02,013
His own room.
569
00:23:07,819 --> 00:23:09,855
His own room?
570
00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:11,191
Well, I mean a den.
571
00:23:11,291 --> 00:23:14,427
With a pool table and a beer dispenser, and now
572
00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:16,062
you've ruined it.
573
00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:19,400
Oh, honey, no, I haven't ruined it.
574
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,769
Look, all I've done is force you to tell me
575
00:23:21,869 --> 00:23:23,104
something that makes me very, very
576
00:23:23,205 --> 00:23:25,273
happy that I'm married to you.
577
00:23:25,373 --> 00:23:27,209
As a matter of fact, now that I know,
578
00:23:27,309 --> 00:23:29,111
it's going to be a lot easier for you.
579
00:23:29,212 --> 00:23:30,346
How?
580
00:23:30,446 --> 00:23:32,348
Well, from now on, when you ask me for extra money,
581
00:23:32,448 --> 00:23:34,250
I'm gonna be a pretty soft touch.
582
00:23:37,554 --> 00:23:40,157
[sobbing]
583
00:23:40,257 --> 00:23:41,726
Honey, what's the matter?
584
00:23:41,826 --> 00:23:45,797
You're laughing at me!
585
00:23:45,897 --> 00:23:48,968
Look, honey, look, I'm not laughing at you.
586
00:23:49,068 --> 00:23:51,403
Now, the only reason I'm being frivolous is
587
00:23:51,503 --> 00:23:54,207
because I'm so touched and embarrassed by the whole thing,
588
00:23:54,307 --> 00:23:57,711
and if I didn't joke about it, I'd--
589
00:23:57,811 --> 00:23:58,913
You'd what?
590
00:23:59,013 --> 00:24:00,448
I'd probably put my arms around you
591
00:24:00,548 --> 00:24:02,950
and hug you so hard I'd break two or three of your ribs.
592
00:24:03,050 --> 00:24:05,053
Oh, please, try.
593
00:24:13,396 --> 00:24:16,633
Honey, you know, I appreciate what you're trying to do,
594
00:24:16,733 --> 00:24:17,968
and I think it's a wonderful idea,
595
00:24:18,068 --> 00:24:20,004
but we got to look at the thing practically.
596
00:24:20,104 --> 00:24:22,640
It's going to take you 20 years to save
597
00:24:22,740 --> 00:24:24,209
enough money for that car.
598
00:24:24,309 --> 00:24:26,211
Darling, you mean you want me to just forget all about it?
599
00:24:26,311 --> 00:24:27,145
No.
600
00:24:27,245 --> 00:24:28,680
No.
601
00:24:28,781 --> 00:24:29,849
You know what we ought to do?
602
00:24:29,949 --> 00:24:31,050
What?
603
00:24:31,150 --> 00:24:32,652
I think we ought to sell the house
604
00:24:32,752 --> 00:24:35,489
and get the car right away.
605
00:24:35,589 --> 00:24:36,456
Well, what's the rush?
606
00:24:36,556 --> 00:24:38,058
Well, I know when I get the car,
607
00:24:38,158 --> 00:24:39,860
I intend asking you to take a trip with me,
608
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,262
and I'd like to do it when I'm still young.
609
00:24:41,362 --> 00:24:42,530
What's the matter, darling.
610
00:24:42,630 --> 00:24:43,865
Don't you think I'd accept an invitation
611
00:24:43,965 --> 00:24:45,266
from a gray haired old gentleman?
612
00:24:45,366 --> 00:24:46,835
Well, sure you would, but who wants
613
00:24:46,936 --> 00:24:48,704
to roll around the country in a hot sports car with a gray
614
00:24:48,804 --> 00:24:49,738
haired old lady?
615
00:24:54,444 --> 00:24:55,045
Night, darling.
616
00:24:55,145 --> 00:24:56,279
Good night.
617
00:24:59,016 --> 00:25:03,154
[MUSIC - END THEME "THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW"]
41844
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
