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I know what you're thinking.
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Pretty weird choice
for a host, huh?
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Who better than a sneaky little bad
boy rolling around town such as myself?
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Let me straight up with you.
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This is the kind of place it's going
to make you feel uncomfortable.
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I can promise you that.
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You may laugh.
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You may get offended.
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Don't worry,
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that's the whole fucking point.
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You see here we don't
believe in dreams.
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We live in nightmares.
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Still don't get it yet,
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do ya?
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Speaking of not
getting it to the
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right of me is the
Thompsons residence.
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On the surface, Thompson seems like
your everyday all American young couple.
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But tonight that's
going to change.
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For tonight...
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Is game night.
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Uh oh.
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Who invited these guys,
come on guys welcome in!
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Good to see you,
good to see you!
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We got wine and
stuff girls, IPA for the
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big man, and we
got a bunch of chips.
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Basically used to be,
but I don't remember being.
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I don't ever and I've
seen any man.
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Well I can't do the math.
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- I can't do the trick.
- I have the magic.
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Uh oh. My turn?
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Right hand blue.
Blue.
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Alright brace for impact guys I'm
bending over for this one, so...
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That's what she said.
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Who's she?
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That's funny.
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Who is she?
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Are you serious?
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No.
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Left hand red.
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- Goodnight guys!
- What are you talking about?
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- Have a good night.
- Thank you guys.
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Good night!
Bye!
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Yeah great, thanks for coming.
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You OK?
Yeah.
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Okay.
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That's what he said.
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Who is she?
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She.
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OK, so I saw those curtains
on Wayfair,
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the uhm, the space curtains.
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It sounds ugly but it's not.
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It's really cute
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so I'm thinking the
space curtains in the
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bedroom and then we move
the bedroom curtains into
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the other rooms and nobody
ever has to see it again.
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It's disgusting.
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Then we can move...
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Yeah, once we do that then.
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You know what I mean?
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Anyway, yeah, so I think
you could do that...
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Who is she?
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Hey honey.
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Uhm...
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What's going on here?
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OK, because you know it's one
thing if you can't do the dishes,
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but it looks like you're
peeing in jars so...
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Dishes...
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Oh, the dishes...
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Yeah, the dishes.
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It's what I said.
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What?
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Did you shit on the fridge?
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That's what you said.
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Excuse me.
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You said?
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Honey.
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Do you have any idea
what I've been through?
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You know how hard things have
been for me?
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Oh my God.
I've been having some ideas.
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Floating around in my head.
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Trying to figure out who she is.
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Who's she?
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There you are.
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You...
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that's what you said.
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It's what you said.
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That's what you said, honey.
That's what you said...
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- I don't know what you're talking about...
- That's what you said!
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That's what you said.
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Okay stop, please, stop okay.
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Just just breathe
okay let's just breathe.
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OK.
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Honey look at yourself.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm sorry I don't know
what I did.
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I didn't mean to do anything.
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I'm so sorry,
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Okay?
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I just want my husband back.
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Can I have him back?
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Can I just have my normal
husband back OK?
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You're right.
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I'm so sorry.
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It's okay...
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Well, I've been acting weird.
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I've been, uh,
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acting strange so...
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It's embarrassing.
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Uh.
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All right.
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Mid life crisis alert, I'm gonna
do the dishes.
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Sorry about that.
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Uh.
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Don't know what that was so...
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Let me just...
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No. No honey,
there is one thing.
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About the dishes.
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I could use a hand.
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- Get it in the hole!
- Help me!
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- Please!
- Get in the hole!
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Just get it in the hole!
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Squeal like a pig baby!
Scream like a freaking baby!
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Fucking baby!
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It's game night.
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She has a fan.
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No.
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I am she.
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Oh my God,
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I'm so sorry you guys...
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What are you doing bud?
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I am her, she is me.
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I am always she.
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Call 911?
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Please.
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Okay...
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It's OK, honey,
we're right behind you, OK?
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Alright.
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Your wife's pretty cute man.
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Gonna have to get you better,
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or I'm going to steal
her from you.
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Heart rate is dropping
seems to be leveling out.
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Sir, can you hear us?
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Sir, nod if you can hear us, OK.
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Looks like someone's
coming back to reality.
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You're gonna feel a little pinch
here on the count of three, OK?
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1... 2... 3...
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It's gonna make you feel
a lot better.
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How's that feel?
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It feel...
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It feels good.
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I feel good.
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That's what she said.
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We're coming in with a male
unknown-
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That doesn't sound good.
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See that's why I gotta stop
taking these night shifts.
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I can tell you.
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Nothing good ever happens
after 10:00 PM.
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Anyways.
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I'm hungry.
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This is Edna.
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She's full of dreams and ideas
that never came to be.
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She spends most nights
here crying alone
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in this dusty kitchen.
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Revisiting the better times
of her memory.
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Pretty depressing stuff, huh?
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The only clear and constant
thought that crosses her mind.
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Is if she only had a man
to get through life with,
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maybe things will get better
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but only had a man
to get through life with.
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Maybe things will get better.
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Trip to Aspen this year
was amazing.
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So incredible yeah,
we stayed at the scene.
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Yeah.
Oh my God I love it.
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It was so nice.
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Yeah no but the spa's
way better.
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It's way better. And Stephen took
his clients there last year...
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She didn't want to be
here anymore.
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So she chose a bridge.
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She listened for a voice
to stop her.
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But it never came.
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Only the daunting whispers of wind
pushing her further to the edge.
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Then...
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when she least expected it...
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Something grabbed her attention.
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Oh my God, that looks so good.
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Oh I've also been spitballing
some names.
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What do you think
about Ricky, hmmm?
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Yay or nay?
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Yay!
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Ready! Here comes the airplane.
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She finally found a man
to get through life with.
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Things were better.
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He was everything she
ever wanted.
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A good listener.
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A shoulder to lean on.
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The strong silent type.
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The prom date she never had.
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She was so glad they met.
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I'm so glad we met.
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And although he may
have been dead.
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For the first time in years.
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She was alive.
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Oooh.
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Can't even begin to tell you,
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how long, so long, we've been
waiting for Edna to find a man.
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Not that long.
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All right,
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subject change,
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So... Ricky,
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tell us about yourself,
what do you do?
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He's so cute,
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and so shy.
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Busy bee...
OK, you know what,
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I can't, I there's
no way I can do this.
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Nope.
Do what.
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Are you?
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Seriously gonna make me say
this right now.
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Mm-hmm
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He's...
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He's dead.
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He's dead.
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Can you please just try and
be happy for me just for once
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I would be happy for you if you
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brought a boyfriend
along that was alive.
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- God. Can you stop?
- He's not so.
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He's not.
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I get it all right.
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Please stop.
Edna.
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- You're embarrassing me in front of my date.
- You can't do this.
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- Yes I can.
- There's nobody...
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Oh my God!
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- No.
- Oh God uhm.
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I find a man that I am
in love with
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and you can't even be
happy for me.
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It's disgusting. I would not
tell her what is going on here,
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- I... uhm...
- Yo.
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Help me out here.
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Uhm... Well.
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Yeah, it's pretty disturbing.
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Edna.
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You can't do this.
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I'm really worried
about your mental health.
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Fine.
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That's the way you feel.
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Come on Ricky.
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They hate us because
they ain't us.
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Yeah, that's it.
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Oh I'm so...
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sorry.
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Got him, there, okay...
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I'm never going to be able
to come here again.
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So I was thinking we could go to
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don't know the beach
or something tomorrow.
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I know you're not the biggest
fan of water, but.
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I don't know.
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We could do a picnic or...
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They never did make it
to the beach.
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Instead, she just stayed up
for days,
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fueled by her friend's
harsh opinions.
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In fact,
the more time that passed,
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the more lifeless he
seemed to become.
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Then once again,
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when she least expected.
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Something grabbed her attention.
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What happened to me?
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You weren't dead.
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And I brought you back to life.
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That was pretty cool of you.
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He explained how his
actual name was Cider.
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My actual name is cider.
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Really?
271
00:24:48,222 --> 00:24:49,924
- Like the drink?
- I know it's biblical.
272
00:24:50,057 --> 00:24:53,761
It means liqueur derived
from the juice of fruits.
273
00:24:53,894 --> 00:24:56,530
Yeah, so like the drink.
274
00:24:57,398 --> 00:24:58,666
Sure.
275
00:24:59,066 --> 00:25:00,201
Uh... well...
276
00:25:00,334 --> 00:25:02,503
It's just, I've been calling
you Ricky so...
277
00:25:02,636 --> 00:25:03,636
Ricky?
Yeah.
278
00:25:03,738 --> 00:25:05,673
Man do I seem Latin to you?
279
00:25:05,806 --> 00:25:08,509
No, no, I just,
always liked that name.
280
00:25:08,642 --> 00:25:10,478
Let's just stick with Cider.
281
00:25:10,611 --> 00:25:12,213
I feel like it's part
of my core.
282
00:25:12,346 --> 00:25:13,681
It's part of my essence.
283
00:25:13,814 --> 00:25:15,649
Oh yeah, of course.
284
00:25:15,783 --> 00:25:17,918
I mean it is your name.
285
00:25:18,919 --> 00:25:21,622
Rename you that's crazy.
286
00:25:24,558 --> 00:25:26,093
I'm dying for a grilled cheese.
287
00:25:26,227 --> 00:25:27,428
Doesn't that sound good?
288
00:25:27,561 --> 00:25:29,430
Those are fattening.
289
00:25:29,563 --> 00:25:31,298
This place is really cool,
290
00:25:31,432 --> 00:25:33,543
but it seems like they're trying to
capitalize on a young generation,
291
00:25:33,567 --> 00:25:35,202
revisiting vintage Americana,
292
00:25:35,336 --> 00:25:38,205
and I would think that would
include vegan options to just show
293
00:25:38,339 --> 00:25:39,740
a nod to that generation.
294
00:25:39,874 --> 00:25:41,208
Hey, we know you, we get you.
295
00:25:41,342 --> 00:25:42,543
We know what you want.
296
00:25:42,676 --> 00:25:44,378
Oh I didn't know you're a vegan.
297
00:25:44,513 --> 00:25:46,180
No I'm not.
298
00:25:48,315 --> 00:25:49,750
But...
299
00:25:50,718 --> 00:25:54,055
You don't have to be
vegan to care.
300
00:26:01,796 --> 00:26:04,298
What are you laughing at?
301
00:26:04,698 --> 00:26:06,934
OK, be honest.
What do you think?
302
00:26:07,068 --> 00:26:12,740
My houseless friend Vic spent two years
collecting clothes and reclaimed fabrics,
303
00:26:12,873 --> 00:26:19,847
and we gave birth to this outfit right
after our first experience with the DMT.
304
00:26:19,980 --> 00:26:22,349
That's exactly what it
looks like.
305
00:26:22,483 --> 00:26:23,552
No,
306
00:26:23,818 --> 00:26:26,887
I think it makes my ass pop too.
307
00:26:40,101 --> 00:26:41,202
What's uh?
308
00:26:42,303 --> 00:26:43,538
What's this?
309
00:26:44,438 --> 00:26:49,276
Well, I didn't want to come right
out and say it, but this is me.
310
00:26:49,410 --> 00:26:50,644
Really?
311
00:26:51,779 --> 00:26:52,980
That's you.
312
00:26:53,614 --> 00:26:58,385
- Singing...
- Singing, drumming, strumming, producing.
313
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,956
I spent three years of my life
traveling with Russian hobos
314
00:27:02,089 --> 00:27:04,291
on the back of a cargo train
and I wrote this song.
315
00:27:04,425 --> 00:27:05,594
It's about that-
316
00:27:08,129 --> 00:27:10,397
Oh shh, shh, Shut up.
317
00:27:10,532 --> 00:27:11,799
Wait.
318
00:27:12,433 --> 00:27:14,536
This is my favorite part.
319
00:27:14,668 --> 00:27:16,670
This is the real genius seed.
320
00:27:29,750 --> 00:27:32,920
Come on, look at what I'm doing.
321
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,310
- Lower body. Lower.
- Like this?
322
00:28:29,443 --> 00:28:31,312
Like th- Lower!
323
00:28:31,445 --> 00:28:32,846
Like.
Ah.
324
00:28:32,980 --> 00:28:35,082
Yeah, it's not really your
fault, it's your body.
325
00:28:37,985 --> 00:28:40,387
OK, ready, watch this.
326
00:29:22,396 --> 00:29:24,699
It was then she realized
she was never going to let
327
00:29:24,832 --> 00:29:28,936
her happiness be dependent
on another human again.
328
00:29:29,069 --> 00:29:30,938
As he forwarded down that river,
329
00:29:31,071 --> 00:29:36,076
she realized that true importance
and power of independence.
330
00:29:36,210 --> 00:29:38,279
The lonesome nights and string
of bad dates
331
00:29:38,412 --> 00:29:43,150
were a dream compared to
the nightmare she called Rick.
332
00:29:43,284 --> 00:29:45,687
But whatever the fuck
his name was,
333
00:29:45,819 --> 00:29:47,622
as you'll see in our next story,
334
00:29:47,756 --> 00:29:50,457
we're going to focus
on the power of friendship.
335
00:29:50,592 --> 00:29:52,627
Might want to grab some popcorn
on this one.
336
00:29:53,794 --> 00:29:56,130
It's about to get wild.
337
00:30:10,144 --> 00:30:12,479
3 little piggies
came to the market.
338
00:30:12,614 --> 00:30:14,783
Everyone get the fuck down.
339
00:30:14,915 --> 00:30:17,017
I said everyone get the
fuck down!
340
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:20,921
Not you fat boy.
341
00:30:21,055 --> 00:30:22,423
Get up.
342
00:30:22,557 --> 00:30:24,559
We're going to make
this nice and easy.
343
00:30:24,693 --> 00:30:26,160
You do exactly as we say.
344
00:30:26,293 --> 00:30:28,495
Let us do our thing
and that's it.
345
00:30:28,630 --> 00:30:30,397
Do you understand?
346
00:30:30,532 --> 00:30:32,499
Do you understand!?
347
00:30:33,735 --> 00:30:35,069
Why you doing this?
348
00:30:35,202 --> 00:30:38,272
What a great question.
349
00:30:59,059 --> 00:31:01,763
Dude you've been looking at her all night.
Just go talk to her.
350
00:31:01,895 --> 00:31:03,130
Why do you do this?
351
00:31:03,263 --> 00:31:04,465
Do what?
352
00:31:04,932 --> 00:31:06,133
Push me.
353
00:31:06,266 --> 00:31:08,102
I don't push you. Luke
do I push him?
354
00:31:08,235 --> 00:31:09,370
You're trying to help?
355
00:31:09,504 --> 00:31:11,573
He's trying to help.
Thank you.
356
00:31:11,706 --> 00:31:15,943
Listen guys, I appreciate the sentiment
and everything but I'm fine..I... I...
357
00:31:16,076 --> 00:31:17,545
I don't need it.
358
00:31:17,679 --> 00:31:19,848
You know why you guys do this
every week after week.
359
00:31:19,980 --> 00:31:21,014
No.
360
00:31:21,716 --> 00:31:24,552
Because you guys have settled
down, we've gotten older,
361
00:31:24,686 --> 00:31:27,756
you've gotten comfy and listen,
there's nothing wrong with that at all.
362
00:31:27,921 --> 00:31:29,256
It's totally fine,
363
00:31:29,390 --> 00:31:32,493
but you guys want to go
talk to a girl like that.
364
00:31:32,627 --> 00:31:34,194
I don't, you do.
365
00:31:34,629 --> 00:31:36,029
Okay.
366
00:31:36,163 --> 00:31:39,066
And you project that
onto me and it's Wow.
367
00:31:39,199 --> 00:31:40,599
- I'm projecting?
- You're laughing,
368
00:31:40,668 --> 00:31:42,345
it's true though.
I'm trying to help you out.
369
00:31:42,369 --> 00:31:43,649
What kind of friends would we be
370
00:31:43,772 --> 00:31:45,305
if we weren't trying to
get you laid?
371
00:31:45,439 --> 00:31:47,341
You guys would be
awesome friends, like friends
372
00:31:47,474 --> 00:31:49,511
that I would wanna come
out with every Wednesday
373
00:31:49,644 --> 00:31:52,079
and do this kind of shit
but this...
374
00:31:52,212 --> 00:31:53,882
tired of it.
375
00:31:54,014 --> 00:31:55,282
Jesus man.
376
00:31:56,183 --> 00:32:00,789
Sorry, it's just it's more complicated
than you guys would think okay?
377
00:32:00,954 --> 00:32:03,357
- What's so complicated about it?
- There you go pushing.
378
00:32:03,490 --> 00:32:05,527
I'm not pushing.
I'm asking a question.
379
00:32:05,660 --> 00:32:06,960
He's asking a question.
380
00:32:07,094 --> 00:32:08,506
A friendly question.
It's out a concern.
381
00:32:08,530 --> 00:32:12,299
- Stop being so sensitive.
- I can't come.
382
00:32:12,433 --> 00:32:13,568
OK.
383
00:32:14,869 --> 00:32:16,103
Say what?
384
00:32:17,037 --> 00:32:18,071
I...
385
00:32:18,205 --> 00:32:19,541
Come here.
386
00:32:20,174 --> 00:32:21,709
No come here.
387
00:32:23,243 --> 00:32:25,078
I can't come.
388
00:32:25,914 --> 00:32:28,348
I've never been able to.
389
00:32:29,016 --> 00:32:30,718
What like never?
390
00:32:32,953 --> 00:32:34,188
Once.
391
00:32:35,289 --> 00:32:36,691
I came close.
392
00:32:38,726 --> 00:32:40,360
I was like 14.
393
00:32:40,961 --> 00:32:43,297
Was laying in bed and I.
394
00:32:43,631 --> 00:32:45,199
Figured why not.
395
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,569
And so I.
396
00:32:48,135 --> 00:32:49,647
Was in the middle
of going at it, and I
397
00:32:49,671 --> 00:32:53,073
heard a window
break in the other room.
398
00:32:53,207 --> 00:32:54,341
And I got out of bed.
399
00:32:54,475 --> 00:32:56,544
I pulled up my pants and...
400
00:32:56,678 --> 00:32:59,246
Peaked my little head
around the corner.
401
00:32:59,379 --> 00:33:02,015
There was this burglar.
402
00:33:03,217 --> 00:33:06,320
He was just taking a bunch
of my dad's shit.
403
00:33:06,453 --> 00:33:09,924
Shit, so you're like
traumatized,
404
00:33:10,290 --> 00:33:13,060
that's that's the thing I...
405
00:33:13,260 --> 00:33:15,996
I sat there and I,
I watched him.
406
00:33:16,129 --> 00:33:17,464
I...
407
00:33:17,866 --> 00:33:19,834
And lo and behold, I...
408
00:33:20,467 --> 00:33:22,637
Was as hard as a rock.
409
00:33:30,143 --> 00:33:31,613
Wait, what?
410
00:33:32,012 --> 00:33:35,148
It's like the more shit this guy
grabbed.
411
00:33:35,282 --> 00:33:37,117
And the heavier his...
412
00:33:37,251 --> 00:33:39,319
His breathing got.
413
00:33:39,587 --> 00:33:41,154
The harder I got.
414
00:33:42,557 --> 00:33:45,259
I was weirdly kind of hot.
415
00:33:49,864 --> 00:33:51,031
So like I said.
416
00:33:51,666 --> 00:33:55,737
It's a lot more complicated
than you would think.
417
00:33:55,870 --> 00:33:58,205
Yeah.
418
00:34:05,145 --> 00:34:07,481
So shots or...
419
00:34:08,415 --> 00:34:10,183
I have an idea.
420
00:34:34,642 --> 00:34:38,312
Take it all,
then let's kill the kid.
421
00:34:38,445 --> 00:34:40,615
Sounds good.
422
00:34:49,958 --> 00:34:53,761
Should we like cut off his
face and take turns wearing it?
423
00:34:53,895 --> 00:34:55,329
Yeah.
424
00:34:59,033 --> 00:35:00,133
Guys I...
425
00:35:00,334 --> 00:35:02,102
I know it's you.
426
00:35:03,270 --> 00:35:05,105
Okay.
You gotta die now!
427
00:35:05,238 --> 00:35:07,575
Can you get that out of my eyes please?
It's really early.
428
00:35:07,709 --> 00:35:09,944
- Are you hard?
- Nope.
429
00:35:10,243 --> 00:35:12,346
- You sure?
- Positive.
430
00:35:12,479 --> 00:35:14,682
- Can we see it?
- Nope.
431
00:35:15,583 --> 00:35:17,284
What what was it
that didn't work?
432
00:35:17,417 --> 00:35:20,855
I can 100%
see your faces right now.
433
00:35:22,757 --> 00:35:25,760
Well, that's super
disappointing.
434
00:35:25,893 --> 00:35:28,630
I want to go, this is stupid.
435
00:35:28,763 --> 00:35:29,597
Okay.
436
00:35:29,731 --> 00:35:32,700
- Bye dude sweet dreams.
- Yup.
437
00:36:00,327 --> 00:36:02,664
Jimmy, this is getting
ridiculous man.
438
00:36:02,797 --> 00:36:04,164
We almost had him man.
439
00:36:04,297 --> 00:36:05,499
No, no, we didn't.
440
00:36:05,633 --> 00:36:09,003
We need something bigger,
something better.
441
00:36:09,137 --> 00:36:10,404
Like what?
442
00:36:17,177 --> 00:36:19,479
Why are you doing this?
443
00:36:19,847 --> 00:36:20,982
Anything?
444
00:36:21,949 --> 00:36:24,251
No.
445
00:36:24,384 --> 00:36:26,253
What about this?
446
00:36:28,056 --> 00:36:29,857
No no.
447
00:36:30,758 --> 00:36:32,192
Fuck!
448
00:36:36,097 --> 00:36:37,999
The fuck! No!
449
00:36:38,265 --> 00:36:42,603
I need you to be fucking straight with me
right here right now, is this happening?
450
00:36:42,737 --> 00:36:46,040
- I don't know.
- What do you mean you don't know!
451
00:36:46,174 --> 00:36:47,407
I'm sorry!
452
00:36:51,244 --> 00:36:52,547
What?
453
00:36:57,552 --> 00:36:58,720
Get down.
454
00:36:59,721 --> 00:37:00,855
KCPD!
455
00:37:00,988 --> 00:37:02,228
- Get down!
- Put your gun down!
456
00:37:02,289 --> 00:37:03,758
Put your fucking gun down!
457
00:37:06,994 --> 00:37:10,665
Get on the ground now!
On the ground, there you go!
458
00:37:10,798 --> 00:37:11,999
Don't move.
459
00:37:15,703 --> 00:37:16,738
Oh Jesus.
460
00:37:18,206 --> 00:37:20,074
We gotta guy down over here.
461
00:37:50,104 --> 00:37:51,371
I'm sorry.
462
00:37:52,339 --> 00:37:54,675
This was huge mistake.
463
00:37:58,112 --> 00:37:59,379
No.
464
00:38:03,918 --> 00:38:05,485
It wasn't.
465
00:38:26,574 --> 00:38:27,809
We gotta go!
466
00:38:32,013 --> 00:38:33,781
Hold your ground!
467
00:38:41,189 --> 00:38:43,423
Don't do it!
468
00:38:46,093 --> 00:38:47,595
Drop the gun!
469
00:39:31,138 --> 00:39:33,708
What kind of
friends would we be?
470
00:39:33,841 --> 00:39:36,811
If we were trying to get laid.
471
00:39:38,079 --> 00:39:41,048
The best friends.
472
00:39:41,182 --> 00:39:44,986
The best freaking friends
I ever had.
473
00:41:19,413 --> 00:41:22,283
Hey baby girl baby girl.
474
00:41:22,817 --> 00:41:27,154
Yep, I just just dropped off
my last package.
475
00:41:30,057 --> 00:41:31,625
That's cool.
476
00:41:32,593 --> 00:41:35,930
But hey listen, I got 2 words
for you
477
00:41:36,063 --> 00:41:37,665
red box.
478
00:41:39,233 --> 00:41:40,468
Yep.
479
00:41:40,801 --> 00:41:42,837
Daddy is going to
pick up a little flick and
480
00:41:42,970 --> 00:41:46,874
then he's going to
give you a little di-
481
00:41:51,712 --> 00:41:54,882
Hey, let me let me
call you back.
482
00:43:42,056 --> 00:43:43,491
Hello.
483
00:43:44,125 --> 00:43:49,296
- Kritika Express, I need a signature here!
- In the back!
484
00:43:49,430 --> 00:43:53,667
We're uh, we're advised
not to do that, Sir.
485
00:43:54,603 --> 00:43:58,272
I just need a signature
and I'll be on my way.
486
00:43:58,405 --> 00:44:00,641
Try and find me.
487
00:44:05,379 --> 00:44:06,780
OK...
488
00:44:41,849 --> 00:44:43,150
Hello.
489
00:44:46,621 --> 00:44:48,222
Sir.
490
00:44:53,628 --> 00:44:55,062
Wow.
491
00:44:56,430 --> 00:44:57,798
Yep.
492
00:44:59,934 --> 00:45:02,203
Just need a signature
here on the package
493
00:45:02,336 --> 00:45:05,306
and I'll be on my way so...
We don't have much time,
494
00:45:05,439 --> 00:45:07,208
so I'll brass tacks it.
495
00:45:07,341 --> 00:45:09,410
Probably wondering why
you're holding a package
496
00:45:09,544 --> 00:45:13,047
addressed to here,
but with your name on it.
497
00:45:13,180 --> 00:45:15,149
Yeah.
498
00:45:15,684 --> 00:45:17,184
Coincidence?
499
00:45:17,686 --> 00:45:19,153
How did you know that's my name?
500
00:45:19,286 --> 00:45:23,257
Look in order to not disturb
the space time continuum,
501
00:45:23,390 --> 00:45:27,161
I need to be injected
with your... with our DNA.
502
00:45:27,294 --> 00:45:30,665
Otherwise the chance
the whole process fails,
503
00:45:30,798 --> 00:45:32,399
and then we're fucked.
504
00:45:32,534 --> 00:45:34,603
What are you talking
about talking about?
505
00:45:34,735 --> 00:45:40,374
I'm talking about the end
la fin, vamoose, extinction
506
00:45:40,508 --> 00:45:42,109
in exactly 92 minutes
507
00:45:42,243 --> 00:45:44,546
and 46 seconds an asteroid
is going to come down-
508
00:45:44,679 --> 00:45:45,879
Oh, I get it.
509
00:45:46,013 --> 00:45:49,750
You're one of these crazy
desert guys, huh?
510
00:45:49,883 --> 00:45:52,319
You talk to lizards and,
511
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:53,921
hang out in the sun.
512
00:45:54,054 --> 00:45:56,090
I don't have time
to small talk with details.
513
00:45:56,223 --> 00:45:58,593
I'm you from the future
and you're me from the past.
514
00:45:58,727 --> 00:46:04,666
And the only way to stop this thing
is if you blast me with your DNA.
515
00:46:08,603 --> 00:46:12,072
What? Oh come on,
you think it's funny?
516
00:46:12,206 --> 00:46:17,077
Well, it won't be so funny
when we're tiny bits of ash.
517
00:46:17,211 --> 00:46:19,847
All right, let's let's play,
pretend and say I believe you,
518
00:46:19,980 --> 00:46:22,584
which I absolutely do not.
519
00:46:22,717 --> 00:46:24,952
You expect me to do what just,
520
00:46:25,085 --> 00:46:28,422
pull my hair out
and give it to you.
521
00:46:30,257 --> 00:46:34,295
It's going to take more
than that, buddy.
522
00:46:36,330 --> 00:46:37,865
Saliva.
523
00:46:38,633 --> 00:46:40,100
Close.
524
00:46:44,271 --> 00:46:45,439
Blood.
525
00:46:45,573 --> 00:46:47,308
Ooh, gross...
526
00:46:47,776 --> 00:46:49,577
But warmer.
527
00:46:53,113 --> 00:46:54,749
I think you just,
528
00:46:55,215 --> 00:46:57,418
need the sign for
the package sir.
529
00:46:57,552 --> 00:47:01,255
Well unfortunately I
can't do that.
530
00:47:01,723 --> 00:47:04,892
Until you do what's necessary.
531
00:47:07,995 --> 00:47:09,463
Well...
532
00:47:09,597 --> 00:47:12,099
Kritika's policy you can just
pick it up at the office.
533
00:47:12,232 --> 00:47:13,233
Mmhmm.
534
00:47:20,441 --> 00:47:23,043
I ain't happy about it
either, kid,
535
00:47:23,177 --> 00:47:28,516
but it's the only way to ensure
the survival of mankind.
536
00:47:41,362 --> 00:47:45,499
Sorry, the number you have dialed
is not in service at this time.
537
00:47:45,633 --> 00:47:47,401
Not one fucking bar.
538
00:47:51,573 --> 00:47:54,576
I'm you from the future.
You're me from the past.
539
00:47:59,046 --> 00:48:02,449
You're gonna be okay.
540
00:48:03,083 --> 00:48:05,152
This...
541
00:48:07,121 --> 00:48:09,022
Come on, come on.
542
00:48:11,392 --> 00:48:14,161
It's unbelievable.
Well, if that ain't fate.
543
00:48:14,294 --> 00:48:16,598
I don't know what to tell you.
544
00:48:16,731 --> 00:48:17,731
Well it's not.
545
00:48:17,799 --> 00:48:19,634
It's not fate, it's illegal,
546
00:48:19,768 --> 00:48:22,837
you're kind of holding me
captive here so...
547
00:48:22,970 --> 00:48:24,672
You think it was me.
548
00:48:25,272 --> 00:48:28,610
I've been here with you
the whole time.
549
00:48:28,743 --> 00:48:30,277
Relax man.
550
00:48:31,078 --> 00:48:32,614
You hungry?
551
00:48:33,515 --> 00:48:34,582
No.
552
00:48:34,948 --> 00:48:36,885
How about a cold one?
553
00:48:37,017 --> 00:48:38,553
No, I'm good.
554
00:49:00,675 --> 00:49:03,845
So what do you suggest
that I do?
555
00:49:04,178 --> 00:49:05,847
I told you, man.
556
00:49:06,581 --> 00:49:08,148
Look, I know it's a lot
to take in,
557
00:49:08,282 --> 00:49:09,551
but with all due respect,
558
00:49:09,684 --> 00:49:11,294
I'm the one that's going
to have to take it.
559
00:49:11,318 --> 00:49:13,287
I'm not gonna fuck
you, man. This is insane.
560
00:49:13,420 --> 00:49:15,255
Well unfortunately fucking me
561
00:49:15,389 --> 00:49:17,759
is the only way
you're getting out of here.
562
00:49:17,892 --> 00:49:22,597
And if you don't, you ain't going
to have much time to do anything.
563
00:49:22,730 --> 00:49:25,370
Oh yeah, it's the only way I'm
getting out of here. Well watch this.
564
00:49:25,399 --> 00:49:31,438
Oh well you know it's a long walk from
here what you plan on hitchhiking, ha!
565
00:49:31,573 --> 00:49:32,907
Good luck.
566
00:49:33,641 --> 00:49:36,711
This guy is fucking insane.
567
00:49:36,845 --> 00:49:38,613
He's a desert rat.
568
00:49:39,079 --> 00:49:43,217
That's all he is
just a fucking desert rat.
569
00:49:43,651 --> 00:49:45,319
Full of shit.
570
00:49:46,987 --> 00:49:51,626
His voice is fucking 2... 3
octaves higher than mine.
571
00:49:57,998 --> 00:49:59,299
Hey look,
572
00:49:59,701 --> 00:50:02,804
I know that seeing yourself
living in shit like this
573
00:50:02,937 --> 00:50:07,074
isn't the picturesque life
you imagine for yourself.
574
00:50:07,207 --> 00:50:09,878
But you know its got
its perks, you know.
575
00:50:10,010 --> 00:50:12,012
You live a very full life.
576
00:50:12,145 --> 00:50:18,586
Sure, there's that little black tar heroin
phase that eventually leads to most,
577
00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:21,255
if not all, friends and family
cutting you out completely.
578
00:50:21,388 --> 00:50:25,927
But you know, that's what 25 years
of delivering packages does to a man.
579
00:50:26,059 --> 00:50:28,730
Can you just please shut up?
580
00:50:29,129 --> 00:50:30,264
Please.
Sure.
581
00:50:30,397 --> 00:50:33,535
- Thank you.
- Yeah, sure, no worries
582
00:50:33,668 --> 00:50:36,804
Hey, you know we got
a birthday coming up.
583
00:50:36,938 --> 00:50:38,706
That's exciting.
584
00:50:41,441 --> 00:50:44,712
How did you know that? I got a
bottle of the good stuff in the Dome.
585
00:50:44,846 --> 00:50:48,048
We could, maybe do this
thing black out.
586
00:50:48,181 --> 00:50:49,717
Nah I'm good man.
587
00:50:49,851 --> 00:50:51,862
I don't know how else to tell you that.
Okay, alright.
588
00:50:51,886 --> 00:50:52,921
All right.
589
00:50:53,086 --> 00:50:54,354
Hey look
590
00:50:54,722 --> 00:50:59,459
why don't we like I don't know
ease into this thing.
591
00:51:00,460 --> 00:51:04,933
I could start like nibbling at
your neck, or something like that.
592
00:51:05,065 --> 00:51:06,266
Stop please.
593
00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:08,368
You're so fucking weird.
594
00:51:08,502 --> 00:51:11,005
Are you not reading
my body language at like...
595
00:51:11,138 --> 00:51:12,674
Can you just shut
the fuck up please?
596
00:51:12,807 --> 00:51:14,308
OK I got it.
597
00:51:15,108 --> 00:51:18,245
Why don't we go inside?
It's kind of cold out here.
598
00:51:18,378 --> 00:51:20,815
I promise I ain't gonna
do anything weird.
599
00:51:20,949 --> 00:51:23,651
Absolutely nothing weird.
600
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:27,589
Scouts honor.
601
00:51:31,325 --> 00:51:34,596
Come on, it's cold out here.
602
00:51:39,567 --> 00:51:43,037
You know how I know
you're not me?
603
00:51:43,170 --> 00:51:44,706
Your TV sucks.
604
00:51:45,773 --> 00:51:46,874
Hmm.
605
00:51:47,441 --> 00:51:50,778
This do anything for
your big boy.
606
00:51:52,013 --> 00:51:54,348
Your... your nipples?
607
00:51:55,049 --> 00:51:56,751
No makes me feel,
608
00:51:57,652 --> 00:52:03,190
Pretty uncomfortable. Don't
knock'em till you try-'em.
609
00:52:03,323 --> 00:52:06,628
I got a girl with perfect
nipples.
610
00:52:07,528 --> 00:52:09,697
Waiting for me at home
611
00:52:09,831 --> 00:52:11,599
in a nice bed with,
612
00:52:12,466 --> 00:52:13,467
clean sheets.
613
00:52:13,601 --> 00:52:15,469
They're not always clean.
614
00:52:15,603 --> 00:52:18,271
What is that supposed to mean?
615
00:52:18,405 --> 00:52:21,609
Let's face it, you ain't
Brad Pitt.
616
00:52:22,543 --> 00:52:24,078
She's a hot club girl.
617
00:52:24,211 --> 00:52:25,780
Tons of options.
618
00:52:26,814 --> 00:52:30,118
And that Armenian DJ that's
always hanging around.
619
00:52:32,587 --> 00:52:34,822
He's a friend.
Oh wake up man.
620
00:52:34,956 --> 00:52:38,926
Who's in your Christmas
card last year?
621
00:52:39,694 --> 00:52:43,898
So she's she's cheating on me
now. Is that what you're saying?
622
00:52:45,933 --> 00:52:49,871
Why am I watching a children's
show with a dirty bum, in a dome.
623
00:52:50,004 --> 00:52:52,507
What am I even doing here.
624
00:52:54,341 --> 00:52:56,209
Yep, I'm leaving can't do it.
625
00:52:56,343 --> 00:52:59,547
There he goes again, wait!
626
00:53:01,181 --> 00:53:03,785
- What.
- Open the package.
627
00:53:04,418 --> 00:53:08,355
- What?
- The package you brought, open it.
628
00:53:08,790 --> 00:53:11,859
You need to see what's inside.
629
00:54:05,479 --> 00:54:07,414
There's no way.
630
00:54:11,384 --> 00:54:13,286
There's no way.
631
00:54:14,989 --> 00:54:16,758
Go fuck yourself.
632
00:54:21,529 --> 00:54:23,497
Go fuck yourself.
633
00:54:28,401 --> 00:54:30,370
Go fuck yourself.
634
00:54:45,452 --> 00:54:50,091
I'm you from the future
and you're me from the past.
635
00:54:50,224 --> 00:54:55,328
I'm not gonna fuck you
man. This is insane.
636
00:54:57,198 --> 00:54:59,100
Well, unfortunately fucking me
637
00:54:59,233 --> 00:55:01,501
is the only way
you're getting out of here.
638
00:55:01,636 --> 00:55:07,575
And if you don't, you're not going
to have much time to do anything.
639
00:55:19,020 --> 00:55:20,721
Hey.
640
00:55:22,290 --> 00:55:23,724
Hey yourself.
641
00:55:29,664 --> 00:55:31,498
What are we doing?
642
00:55:32,399 --> 00:55:33,868
This is nuts.
643
00:55:35,169 --> 00:55:38,338
We're doing what's necessary.
644
00:55:50,685 --> 00:55:54,387
Let's bring this thing
home, brother.
645
00:55:56,123 --> 00:55:57,390
Oh.
646
00:56:31,993 --> 00:56:33,160
1.
647
00:56:33,393 --> 00:56:34,695
2.
648
00:56:35,129 --> 00:56:36,264
3.
649
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:41,602
Fuck yes!
650
00:56:41,969 --> 00:56:43,070
Fuck yes.
651
00:57:10,064 --> 00:57:12,767
Meat lovers.
652
00:57:51,238 --> 00:57:53,473
Wild Bills!
653
00:57:56,610 --> 00:57:58,179
Pizza!
654
00:58:10,291 --> 00:58:11,892
Another day.
655
00:58:12,226 --> 00:58:14,228
Another cream pie.
656
00:58:25,973 --> 00:58:29,610
Let's make this more
interesting.
657
00:58:29,977 --> 00:58:31,612
Yeah.
658
00:58:53,467 --> 00:58:54,869
Wow.
659
00:58:56,537 --> 00:58:57,905
Yep.
660
00:59:36,877 --> 00:59:38,913
Let's change subjects.
661
00:59:39,046 --> 00:59:40,748
This one starts on
the other side of town
662
00:59:40,881 --> 00:59:43,684
with a group of poker
playing mobsters.
663
00:59:43,818 --> 00:59:47,621
Set up you've seen
1000 times before.
664
00:59:48,189 --> 00:59:49,757
Only this.
665
00:59:49,890 --> 00:59:51,258
Has a twist.
666
01:00:06,841 --> 01:00:09,777
Oh, oh, oh I got one,
I got a good one.
667
01:00:09,910 --> 01:00:12,179
Why do Italian men grow
mustaches?
668
01:00:12,313 --> 01:00:13,347
Uh.
669
01:00:14,281 --> 01:00:15,850
So they could look
like their mother!
670
01:00:20,221 --> 01:00:23,290
Their mother!
Their mother!
671
01:00:24,458 --> 01:00:26,327
Hey! You know, Tony.
672
01:00:29,531 --> 01:00:31,265
I mean, I'd fuck your mother!
673
01:00:48,550 --> 01:00:51,152
You want to fuck my mother?
674
01:00:54,388 --> 01:00:56,924
Tony it's just joke.
675
01:00:57,592 --> 01:01:01,362
Yeah, it's a goof.
676
01:01:13,274 --> 01:01:14,784
You son of a bitch,
you just see your face.
677
01:01:14,808 --> 01:01:15,843
I got you.
678
01:01:29,890 --> 01:01:32,326
Oh my God, Tony!
679
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:34,028
Yeah man.
680
01:01:34,428 --> 01:01:36,397
Nearly shit myself.
681
01:01:36,598 --> 01:01:38,299
Almost shit my fucking pants.
682
01:01:39,967 --> 01:01:41,368
Oh my God Tony.
683
01:01:41,969 --> 01:01:45,372
Coulda given me a heart attack!
684
01:01:45,507 --> 01:01:46,675
Holy shit.
685
01:01:46,807 --> 01:01:47,841
Whoo.
686
01:01:58,852 --> 01:02:00,522
What the fuck!?
687
01:02:00,655 --> 01:02:02,356
You little shit.
688
01:02:20,975 --> 01:02:22,810
What are you guys doing?!
689
01:02:24,579 --> 01:02:26,715
Get in there.
690
01:02:26,847 --> 01:02:27,847
Come on, get in.
691
01:02:51,839 --> 01:02:53,173
Oh.
692
01:02:56,143 --> 01:02:57,579
Hey!
693
01:02:57,811 --> 01:02:59,046
Hey guys!
694
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:00,515
Tony!
695
01:03:01,882 --> 01:03:03,117
Tony!
696
01:03:24,405 --> 01:03:27,374
Get up, let's go.
697
01:03:32,547 --> 01:03:33,581
Get up.
698
01:03:37,151 --> 01:03:39,053
Hey!
699
01:03:39,386 --> 01:03:41,188
Carmine.
700
01:03:41,989 --> 01:03:43,390
How you doing?
701
01:03:43,692 --> 01:03:45,426
Hey Carmine.
702
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:49,463
How you feeling you doing OK?
Guys a...
703
01:03:49,597 --> 01:03:51,165
Fucking legend.
704
01:03:52,333 --> 01:03:56,203
She giving you a grape juice
every day?
705
01:03:57,371 --> 01:04:01,375
Drinks more juice than
Sammy fucking Sosa.
706
01:04:01,509 --> 01:04:05,379
Hey ma, you remember Tutti,
don't you?
707
01:04:05,747 --> 01:04:06,847
Yeah.
708
01:04:07,214 --> 01:04:09,183
Hi boys, Tutti.
709
01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:13,987
Are you staying out of trouble?
710
01:04:14,121 --> 01:04:15,456
Wish we were.
711
01:04:15,590 --> 01:04:17,891
Actually Tutti he said he
wanted to fuck you Ma.
712
01:04:18,025 --> 01:04:20,094
Ain't that right?
Tell her.
713
01:04:20,227 --> 01:04:23,397
Tony come on this is
real fucked up.
714
01:04:23,531 --> 01:04:27,301
I'm going to get-
You ain't going nowhere.
715
01:04:27,434 --> 01:04:30,070
Is that right Tutti?
716
01:04:30,204 --> 01:04:32,940
You wanna pound me Tutti?
717
01:04:34,141 --> 01:04:36,276
Ah don't be shy today,
just about an hour ago
718
01:04:36,410 --> 01:04:37,945
you said that you wanted
to fuck ma,
719
01:04:38,078 --> 01:04:39,947
pound the pussy and give it
to a real good.
720
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:42,550
Come on, get in there,
go fuck her.
721
01:04:42,684 --> 01:04:44,485
Come on Tutti don't
embarrass me.
722
01:04:44,619 --> 01:04:46,621
She hasn't been with a hog
in a long time.
723
01:04:46,755 --> 01:04:49,289
Get in there and pound that
pussy and fuck her real good.
724
01:04:49,423 --> 01:04:52,025
Come on show her what you got.
725
01:04:52,159 --> 01:04:54,027
Come on, big shot.
726
01:04:54,161 --> 01:04:56,296
Why don't you come on in?
727
01:04:56,430 --> 01:04:59,933
Get this cream cheese factory
going, huh?
728
01:05:00,067 --> 01:05:02,169
Come on, come get it,
729
01:05:02,436 --> 01:05:06,407
I'm right here,
big boy I'm waiting for ya.
730
01:05:09,209 --> 01:05:10,545
Get up all in.
731
01:05:11,646 --> 01:05:12,847
Come on Tutti.
732
01:05:17,819 --> 01:05:19,153
Balls.
733
01:05:19,888 --> 01:05:22,356
This is some fucked up shit.
734
01:05:22,489 --> 01:05:23,525
Shh.
735
01:05:23,892 --> 01:05:25,192
Come on big boy!
736
01:05:25,325 --> 01:05:28,195
Alright I'm gonna fuck you.
737
01:05:28,328 --> 01:05:29,396
Yeah!
738
01:05:29,531 --> 01:05:31,465
Yeah baby.
739
01:05:31,599 --> 01:05:33,100
Yee haw, yee haw!
740
01:05:35,202 --> 01:05:36,905
Alright Tutti!
741
01:05:37,037 --> 01:05:39,306
Atta boy Tutti get in there!
742
01:05:51,553 --> 01:05:52,587
Mama.
743
01:05:55,623 --> 01:05:58,025
Getting full. I
know this food is so good.
744
01:05:58,158 --> 01:06:00,562
- It's so good, it's amazing.
- Right? This place is great.
745
01:06:00,695 --> 01:06:03,130
And I'm just gonna go ahead
and say it right now.
746
01:06:03,263 --> 01:06:05,332
This is going-
Extremely well.
747
01:06:05,466 --> 01:06:07,602
- Yeah, yeah.
- I was gonna say the exact same thing.
748
01:06:07,735 --> 01:06:11,739
- I mean, it's we're finishing
each other's- - Sentences.
749
01:06:11,873 --> 01:06:15,510
Come on with it, you're killing me.
This is so good.
750
01:06:15,643 --> 01:06:17,779
I mean honestly, it's so hard
to date here.
751
01:06:17,912 --> 01:06:19,079
Oh yeah.
752
01:06:19,213 --> 01:06:21,482
Last week I went on
a date with...
753
01:06:21,616 --> 01:06:23,952
a blind guy.
Ohh! A blind, really?
754
01:06:24,084 --> 01:06:26,754
- It was a blind date literally yeah.
- Literally.
755
01:06:26,888 --> 01:06:28,188
Yeah.
756
01:06:28,322 --> 01:06:30,266
I mean, obviously
there's nothing wrong with that,
757
01:06:30,290 --> 01:06:33,761
but give a girl a heads up like
tell me, your tell me you're blind.
758
01:06:33,895 --> 01:06:35,996
Could have shot you a text
or something right?
759
01:06:36,129 --> 01:06:37,799
- Yeah!
- Yeah or...
760
01:06:38,065 --> 01:06:40,902
He couldn't. I don't know do
blind people text I have no idea.
761
01:06:41,034 --> 01:06:42,469
God, I don't know.
762
01:06:42,604 --> 01:06:45,372
I've never thought of that.
No idea how that works.
763
01:06:45,507 --> 01:06:49,176
Guess I'll never find out because I
let him to go after the first date.
764
01:06:49,309 --> 01:06:50,612
Oh yeah, yeah,
765
01:06:50,745 --> 01:06:52,385
well, I guess he never saw it
coming, huh?
766
01:06:54,147 --> 01:06:55,415
Right?
767
01:06:55,717 --> 01:06:57,952
God, you're so bad.
768
01:07:02,155 --> 01:07:03,290
All right,
769
01:07:03,490 --> 01:07:05,727
what's going on here?
770
01:07:06,694 --> 01:07:08,395
Little bumpski.
771
01:07:09,931 --> 01:07:11,733
Yeah, OK, sure I like cocaine.
772
01:07:13,768 --> 01:07:15,513
- Alright she's a part girl, I guess.
- Yeah, yeah, just be careful.
773
01:07:15,537 --> 01:07:18,438
Don't draw attention to it.
774
01:07:22,342 --> 01:07:24,044
Oh well, that'll put
hair on your chest.
775
01:07:24,177 --> 01:07:26,617
- Sure will.
- Just when I thought you couldn't get any cooler.
776
01:07:27,749 --> 01:07:28,616
Aww...
777
01:07:28,750 --> 01:07:31,786
You just snorted my dad's ashes.
778
01:07:35,557 --> 01:07:36,557
What?
779
01:07:36,624 --> 01:07:37,692
Mmmm.
780
01:07:37,825 --> 01:07:40,028
I said you just snorted
my dad's ashes,
781
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:43,598
So that is what you said, right?
I'm not...
782
01:07:43,731 --> 01:07:46,901
Is that the joke name you call
cocaine, are you playing with me?
783
01:07:47,035 --> 01:07:48,736
No actual ashes.
784
01:07:50,404 --> 01:07:52,941
I got-'em from the crematorium.
785
01:07:53,073 --> 01:07:56,276
On Saint Clair Street. What
the fuck are you talking about?
786
01:07:56,410 --> 01:07:57,712
Oh it's nothing.
787
01:07:57,845 --> 01:07:59,547
It's just that you snorted
my dad's ashes.
788
01:07:59,681 --> 01:08:01,148
That's not nothing, sweetheart,
789
01:08:01,281 --> 01:08:03,618
that's your daddy in my
throat right now.
790
01:08:03,751 --> 01:08:06,486
Dude, I feel that.
Well that's so great.
791
01:08:06,621 --> 01:08:09,724
I'm so glad.
It isn't that great.
792
01:08:09,857 --> 01:08:11,325
It sucks.
793
01:08:11,793 --> 01:08:13,393
You are so cute.
794
01:08:14,629 --> 01:08:16,296
Is your hair naturally curly?
795
01:08:16,430 --> 01:08:19,099
OK, you're a psycho, right?
796
01:08:19,701 --> 01:08:21,669
Psycho about you.
797
01:08:21,803 --> 01:08:23,270
Oh...
798
01:08:23,403 --> 01:08:24,739
That's so sweet.
799
01:08:24,872 --> 01:08:27,374
I can't wait for the rest
of our ♪date♪.
800
01:08:27,508 --> 01:08:29,510
Yeah... Uh...
801
01:08:29,644 --> 01:08:32,112
Soon as we get that check!
Yeah where is she?
802
01:08:42,957 --> 01:08:44,759
Ohh bowling could be fun.
803
01:08:44,892 --> 01:08:46,661
Oh my gosh,
we could get ice cream
804
01:08:46,794 --> 01:08:49,831
Oh my gosh Oh my gosh
I have to wake up early.
805
01:08:49,964 --> 01:08:51,465
I am remembering in the morning.
806
01:08:51,599 --> 01:08:53,635
- Oh no.
- Got that old shift.
807
01:08:53,768 --> 01:08:55,937
Ugh, that's the worst.
Yup.
808
01:08:56,070 --> 01:08:58,616
Well, maybe Saturday night we could do
something if you're not doing anything.
809
01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:00,207
Maybe you know gonna
play by ear right?
810
01:09:00,340 --> 01:09:03,678
- Yeah.
- Yeah, alright, alright.
811
01:09:04,545 --> 01:09:06,981
Bye, I'll see you later.
812
01:09:07,347 --> 01:09:08,583
Bye!
813
01:09:09,917 --> 01:09:12,720
Excuse me, do you happen
to have a bookmark?
814
01:09:12,854 --> 01:09:13,721
Yup.
815
01:09:13,855 --> 01:09:16,924
But my name's not Mark it's Sam.
816
01:09:17,959 --> 01:09:19,259
OK.
817
01:09:28,002 --> 01:09:29,369
You want your milk in the bag?
818
01:09:29,503 --> 01:09:31,171
No, I think the carton
will be okay.
819
01:09:33,306 --> 01:09:39,312
Oh, I'm sorry,
that was awful, bags great.
820
01:09:41,281 --> 01:09:43,851
Would you like to try our new
"Java Rama" coffee fountain?
821
01:09:43,985 --> 01:09:45,787
It comes with five
different bold flavors that
822
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:47,822
will make you start
the day like a savage.
823
01:09:47,955 --> 01:09:50,558
No, I think black's going to be
okay, but don't worry,
824
01:09:50,692 --> 01:09:53,061
I'm not driving or anything.
825
01:09:53,193 --> 01:09:54,796
Oh I did it again.
826
01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:07,875
What the fuck is this?
827
01:10:09,744 --> 01:10:11,211
Oh my...
828
01:10:12,146 --> 01:10:13,380
God!
829
01:10:19,954 --> 01:10:23,191
Ohhh you're gonna be alright
baby, you're gonna be okay.
830
01:10:23,323 --> 01:10:25,860
Everything's cool.
Get some Java going.
831
01:10:25,993 --> 01:10:26,993
What don't.
832
01:10:39,841 --> 01:10:40,875
No, Sir,
833
01:10:41,341 --> 01:10:43,511
no sir, no sir.
834
01:10:47,380 --> 01:10:48,916
On your ass, buddy.
835
01:10:49,050 --> 01:10:50,818
Ohhh.
836
01:10:52,086 --> 01:10:54,889
So we are not going that fast
not in this neighborhood.
837
01:10:55,022 --> 01:10:57,091
Not in this neighborhood.
Are you kidding me?
838
01:11:00,795 --> 01:11:03,363
What is he doing? Hold up,
I gotta film him.
839
01:11:06,701 --> 01:11:09,704
A little fast back
there ay boys?
840
01:11:09,837 --> 01:11:10,837
Huh?
841
01:11:10,872 --> 01:11:11,872
Where's the fire?
842
01:11:12,940 --> 01:11:14,742
He just, he stumbled!
843
01:11:17,712 --> 01:11:18,478
Hey.
844
01:11:18,613 --> 01:11:20,447
Tubby, what's up man?
845
01:11:20,581 --> 01:11:23,301
Hey smile for the camera! We were
going a little faster for you there?
846
01:11:25,052 --> 01:11:27,922
- Dude, check this guy out.
- There's kids around here.
847
01:11:28,055 --> 01:11:29,223
What's up man?
Tubby.
848
01:11:29,356 --> 01:11:30,725
What's up?
849
01:11:30,892 --> 01:11:31,926
Hey!
850
01:11:32,093 --> 01:11:34,695
There's kids around here.
851
01:11:35,428 --> 01:11:36,463
There's kids around.
852
01:11:36,597 --> 01:11:37,799
Oh!
853
01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:41,035
Get up, there's kids around man.
854
01:11:41,169 --> 01:11:43,271
There's kids around.
It's kinda weird though.
855
01:11:50,878 --> 01:11:54,649
You've reached Tina and Dad
leave a message.
856
01:11:56,117 --> 01:11:59,787
Hey, uh, look who's still
not picking up.
857
01:12:00,922 --> 01:12:06,060
Really wish you would have told me about
the side effects of this shit, hmm.
858
01:12:06,194 --> 01:12:08,062
Anyway, guess you found
your fucking address.
859
01:12:08,196 --> 01:12:09,396
I'm on my way.
860
01:12:45,933 --> 01:12:47,835
Honey, I'm home.
861
01:13:05,418 --> 01:13:08,756
I look like Ben
fucking Franklin.
862
01:14:06,446 --> 01:14:07,782
Hey.
863
01:14:08,749 --> 01:14:10,450
What the fuck?
864
01:14:11,218 --> 01:14:12,452
Hmm.
865
01:14:17,591 --> 01:14:21,762
I think I just asked you
a question, Missy.
866
01:14:25,433 --> 01:14:27,268
Daddy, you're home early.
867
01:14:27,401 --> 01:14:30,604
Yeah, well we finished up early
wrapped up and the ball said-
868
01:14:32,540 --> 01:14:34,575
My God help me please!
869
01:14:34,809 --> 01:14:36,444
God it's hot here, you hot?
870
01:14:36,577 --> 01:14:38,956
How many times I'm going to say
it don't touch the thermostat
871
01:14:38,980 --> 01:14:41,282
we're not heating the whole
neighborhood here, okay?
872
01:14:41,415 --> 01:14:42,883
Dad!
873
01:14:43,250 --> 01:14:46,787
But I'm chilly! Hey there chilly, I'm dad.
God, help me!
874
01:14:51,125 --> 01:14:52,560
You're so funny.
875
01:14:52,693 --> 01:14:55,196
You got to start answering some
questions, OK? Cause I'm...
876
01:14:55,329 --> 01:14:57,999
You know, I've lost it fully and
and I just would really like to
877
01:14:58,132 --> 01:15:02,169
counteract whatever the fuck's
going on with me right now and.
878
01:15:02,303 --> 01:15:03,637
Oh.
879
01:15:07,308 --> 01:15:08,776
Go to your room.
880
01:15:11,212 --> 01:15:12,380
Now.
881
01:15:12,813 --> 01:15:13,914
Get to steppin' sister.
882
01:15:14,048 --> 01:15:15,616
I'm not playing with you
this time.
883
01:15:15,750 --> 01:15:16,984
So unfair!
884
01:15:17,752 --> 01:15:19,920
I didn't do anything.
885
01:15:34,435 --> 01:15:36,237
Yeah, like that.
886
01:16:01,562 --> 01:16:04,632
♪ Rockin' Robbin by Bobby Day ♪
887
01:16:19,713 --> 01:16:21,882
It's our song Daddy!
888
01:16:23,451 --> 01:16:24,852
Fuck this!
889
01:16:30,991 --> 01:16:34,095
♪ Rockin' Robbin by Bobby Day ♪
890
01:18:02,449 --> 01:18:03,984
Good God.
891
01:18:10,424 --> 01:18:11,560
Hey.
892
01:18:12,126 --> 01:18:14,461
Hey daddy!
893
01:18:14,663 --> 01:18:15,863
Hey.
894
01:18:16,263 --> 01:18:19,767
Nice set up y'all.
I dig the titties.
895
01:18:20,034 --> 01:18:21,936
Thanks daddy.
896
01:18:22,069 --> 01:18:23,904
Let's get an apron on that boy.
897
01:18:25,674 --> 01:18:26,674
I like this one.
898
01:18:26,740 --> 01:18:28,976
He's going to be good.
899
01:19:19,026 --> 01:19:20,695
That was fun.
900
01:19:20,828 --> 01:19:23,931
♪ Rockin' Robbin by Bobby Day ♪
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