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Oh, great and mighty Rapu...
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we pray to you for water and sustenance.
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I pray to you, not for me,
but for my daughter.
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I'm tired.
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You have suffered.
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Come to me.
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Come to me.
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You have suffered.
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Come to me.
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You have suffered.
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What do we have here?
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Look at it.
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It's gobbling up all my fruit.
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Rapu.
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Bringer of Light.
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Oh, it's one of mine.
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I am Gorr, the last of your disciples.
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We have lost everything, my lord.
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The land is dry.
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All life is lost.
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But our faith in you never wavered
and now we await the promise...
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of the eternal reward.
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Is this why you celebrate?
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He thinks there's an eternal reward.
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No. No, sorry.
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There's no eternal reward for you, dog!
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What we're celebrating is a fresh kill.
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We just vanquished
the holder of the Necrosword...
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- You have suffered.
- ...before he could harm...
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- any other gods with that cursed blade.
- If it's revenge you seek.
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He threatened to end my entire empire.
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But, my lord...
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your empire has already ended.
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There's no one left to worship you.
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There'll be more followers to replace you.
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There always are.
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We have suffered...
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and we have starved.
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My daughter died...
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- in your name.
- And well you should.
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Suffering for your gods is your
only purpose.
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There's nothing for you after death.
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Except death.
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You are no god.
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I renounce you.
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Now your meaningless life
finally does have a purpose.
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To sacrifice yourself to me.
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If it's revenge you seek...
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...kill all the gods.
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Go to Eternity.
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If it's revenge you seek...
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summon the Bifrost.
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Go to Eternity.
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- Kill all the gods.
- Summon the Bifrost.
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Go to Eternity.
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Kill all the gods. Kill all the gods.
Kill all the gods.
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The sword chose you.
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You are now cursed!
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Funny.
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It doesn't feel like a curse.
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Feels like a promise.
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So, this is my vow.
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All gods will die.
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Come, come, gather round.
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And listen to the legend of the
Space Viking.
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AKA the God of Thunder.
AKA Thor Odinson.
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Raised in the way of the warrior...
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Thor was taught to help win battles...
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fighting the good fight
for those who can't fight good.
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He grew and he grew and he grew.
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He was sensitive, like a smile.
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And his loving nature did not discriminate.
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He once loved a swashbuckling Passionista.
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Another time, he loved a Wolf Woman...
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on a Woman Wolf.
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But Thor's one true love was an
Earth woman named Jane Fonda.
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Wait. No. Jane Foster.
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But sadly, in the battle for love,
Thor lost.
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In fact, he lost a lot of people
in those days.
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His mum.
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His dad.
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And that guy.
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And that guy.
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And whoever that is.
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And Heimdall.
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And his brother.
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And his brother, again.
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And again.
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Poor Thor had to watch his planet explode.
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And then he said, "What have I done?"
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It seemed that everything
and everyone he loved, he lost.
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And so he hid his heart
behind a big, fleshy bod...
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so it could never be broken again.
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But just because he was done loving,
didn't mean he was done fighting.
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He teamed up
with the Guardians of the Galaxy...
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and set off on some classic
Thor adventures.
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He got in shape.
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Putting in the hard yards.
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Turning pains into gains,
and never skipping leg day.
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He went from Dad Bod to God Bod.
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But beneath his God Bod,
there was still a Sad Bod...
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just trying to get out.
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Because all of the bods
that Thor had worn over the years...
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couldn't hide the pain
that he was feeling on the inside.
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So he gave up his search for love...
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accepting that he was only good
for one thing...
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Waiting in quiet contemplation
for someone to say...
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"Thor, we need your
help to win this battle."
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Thor.
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We need your help to win this battle.
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Let's go.
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Okay. Come on, Storm breaker.
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Back to work.
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We must hurry, okay?
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People are dying.
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See you down there.
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Hurry up!
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Give me those.
You're gonna break 'em.
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I am Groot!
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You got sap all over it.
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- Hello, everybody.
- Well, well, look who it is.
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How are we doing, guys?
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Terrible!
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We're all about to die.
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You said this planet
would be a relaxing holiday.
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I said it was going to be,
"Like a relaxing holiday."
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But look at that resplendent skyscape.
Three suns of Saturn.
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What could be more relaxing than that?
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An actual holiday!
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Die Booskan scum!
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God of Thunder.
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King Yakan.
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You have finally joined our fight.
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Well, as they say,
"Better late than not at all."
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Yes, it's very nice.
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As you know,
we used to live in a peaceful oasis.
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- But then our gods were murdered.
- Murdered?
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And now our sacred temple
has been left unguarded...
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and Habooska's hordes
took control of its power.
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It is our most sacred shrine
and he desecrates it.
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Not for long.
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King Yakan, tell them
what happened here today.
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Tell of the time that Thor...
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and his ragtag, motley crew
of misfit desperados...
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turned the tide of the battle...
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and etched their names in history.
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For the odds may be against us,
but I'll tell you this for free...
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Here it comes.
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This ends here and now!
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He's not going to go into
the temple, is he? No.
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Well done, everybody.
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We can collectively take credit for that
because we worked as a team.
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We used our hearts and our minds
to defeat the enemy...
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with minimal loss or damage.
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What a classic Thor adventure!
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Hurrah!
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Good book?
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Yeah.
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I wrote it.
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Wait. You're Dr. Jane Foster?
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I am.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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How's the Einstein-Rosen Bridge?
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It's tough.
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- Yeah.
- Really tough.
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It's... You need a 3D model.
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You ever see Event Horizon?
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No.
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- Interstellar?
- No.
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That movie explains everything
really clearly.
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All right. The Einstein-Rosen Bridge...
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folds space, so that point A and
point B...
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coexist in space and time.
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Like that.
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You just ruined your own book.
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Yeah, but now you understand wormholes.
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Watch those movies.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Saw the Hot Cheetos, had to get it.
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So, how's it going?
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It's going amazing.
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Have you told anyone else besides me?
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When people find out they start
acting weird. They're just different.
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I don't need that in my life right now.
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Anyway, it's not that serious.
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Jane, it's Stage Four.
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Out of, like, how many stages?
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Four.
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That we know about.
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Oh, you have somewhere else
you gotta be right now...
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that's more important than chemo?
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No.
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You're trying to get back to the lab,
aren't you?
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I have a few ideas I'm trying.
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Okay, no, time out.
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I know you think your lab work is
something you have to do...
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otherwise you're letting down
all of civilization...
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but you're not getting what the universe
is actually trying to tell you...
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so let me translate.
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Slow down.
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You need your energy to fight this thing.
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I'll fight it my way, okay?
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Well, FYI...
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"my way" does not have to equal
alone in a lab.
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Maybe it's time to
play the Space Viking card.
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It's not a card.
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Yes, it is.
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- There's no card.
- There's a card.
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It's tall, it's blond, and it's gorgeous.
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It's a handsome card.
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- Jane, are you sure?
- Look, Darcy...
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I will figure this out by myself.
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Results are still coming back the same.
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I'm afraid the chemo has
very little effect.
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I'm so sorry, Jane.
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If there's anything I can do,
or if you just wanna talk, call me.
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Smell like a king, because you're worthy.
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Old Spice.
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Cut!
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Look at this place.
It's beautiful.
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Home.
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Yes, home, Father.
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We're here to take you home.
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Yes. To planet Asgard.
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Asgard is not a planet, my sons.
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It is people.
It is you!
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And now, it is time for me
to pass on to the spirit realm.
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I will take my place...
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in the great banqueting hall
of Valhalla...
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the resting place of the gods.
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Oh, one more thing.
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You have a sister.
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And so now, I turn into godly stardust...
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and say farewell.
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Oh, look.
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Do you see? It's happening.
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I'm disappearing.
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No!
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Father!
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But wait! Brother!
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An ominous portal hath appeared behind us.
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Transform!
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I am Hela, Goddess of Death.
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Now, I return to Asgard to stake my claim
as the rightful heir to the throne...
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and no one will stop me!
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Join me or die!
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We will never join you, witch!
Mjolnir!
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Impossible!
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I broke your hammer!
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Time to die!
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Bifrost!
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You can almost feel the power...
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of these magnificent and immovable stones.
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Okay. Let's head back to the village...
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where we can drink
some real Asgardian mead.
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Come on.
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God of Disaster...
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we thank you.
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We feared we would be at war forever
without the protection of our gods...
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but now, peace shall reign.
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In return for your service,
please accept these gifts.
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As is tradition, the protectors of our
world are bestowed with great beasts.
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Giant goats!
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Look at those! They are wonderful.
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00:22:15,419 --> 00:22:18,212
Korg, look at that.
Those things are beautiful.
266
00:22:18,547 --> 00:22:20,632
King Yakan, thank you so much.
267
00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:22,550
Listen, about the temple...
268
00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:24,028
I don't wanna talk about the temple.
269
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:25,904
I know, but if we were to talk about it,
I think it's important...
270
00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:27,490
- It's making me sad.
- ...to life and material objects...
271
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:28,953
- And mad.
- Okay, I'll stop talking.
272
00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:30,642
Don't forget the goats.
273
00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:33,103
Which you accepted,
and now must take with you.
274
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:34,395
No backsies.
275
00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:38,482
- They are beautiful.
- Yes, they are beautiful.
276
00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:40,943
They also scream quite a lot.
277
00:22:41,111 --> 00:22:42,111
They'll be fine.
278
00:22:42,988 --> 00:22:43,989
I am Groot.
279
00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:46,955
We need to find the damn remote
so we can download the distress signal!
280
00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:49,037
Retrace your steps.
Where did you put the remote?
281
00:22:49,161 --> 00:22:50,520
One of your goats probably ate it!
282
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:52,472
Goats didn't eat the remote.
Don't be ridiculous.
283
00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:53,974
Well, I ain't digging through their crap.
284
00:22:53,999 --> 00:22:56,626
I love them!
They should live with us forever!
285
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:57,920
Found the remote!
286
00:22:58,086 --> 00:22:59,128
I'm putting them down.
287
00:22:59,296 --> 00:23:00,355
- Me too.
- Is it working or not?
288
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:01,900
No, it's not workin'. It's not charged.
289
00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:03,651
- Well, maybe you need to find a charger...
- Get out of my way!
290
00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:05,234
Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa!
291
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:08,805
- Korg, you okay?
- Yeah, bro. All good.
292
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:11,474
All right. Everybody, just relax.
The goats are gonna be fine.
293
00:23:11,642 --> 00:23:13,227
If not, we can just use them
for meat...
294
00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:16,063
...ting people.
295
00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:18,309
Meeting people.
They're a great conversation starter.
296
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,835
And I've been told you can summon them
with a special whistle...
297
00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:22,138
that goes something like this...
298
00:23:22,528 --> 00:23:24,153
No, that's not it.
No, that's not it.
299
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,821
No, that's not it.
You have a go.
300
00:23:26,365 --> 00:23:27,365
No, that's not it.
301
00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:29,201
- Oh, hey, guys.
- Kraglin!
302
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:30,367
No, that's not it.
303
00:23:30,493 --> 00:23:33,222
- You been here this whole time?
- Yeah, you said to stay with the ship.
304
00:23:33,247 --> 00:23:35,207
This is Glenda. We're married.
305
00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:37,250
I am Groot.
306
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:40,002
What did we tell you
about jumpin' into new relationships?
307
00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:41,421
That I shouldn't be doing that.
308
00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:44,173
Yeah, you can't get married
on every single planet we land on.
309
00:23:44,298 --> 00:23:45,800
I am Groot.
310
00:23:46,551 --> 00:23:47,802
Finally!
311
00:23:47,970 --> 00:23:49,762
All right, here we go. Distress calls.
312
00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:53,141
Please help us!
The God Butcher has found us!
313
00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:54,433
God Butcher?
314
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,228
He left them hanging as a warning.
315
00:23:56,394 --> 00:23:58,188
Look at all of these gods, murdered.
316
00:23:58,355 --> 00:24:01,942
Our greatest champions,
now laid to waste.
317
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:03,277
The horror.
318
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,042
Who could have done something like this?
319
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:06,946
Thor, where are you?
320
00:24:07,114 --> 00:24:08,753
Wait, wait, wait. What was that? Go back.
321
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,201
Play that one.
322
00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:14,203
- Thor, where are you?
- Sif?
323
00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:15,663
We need you here.
324
00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:18,053
My friend is in danger.
We must go at once.
325
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,710
Start the ship, my friends.
326
00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:21,878
I don't know,
maybe we should split up.
327
00:24:22,045 --> 00:24:25,048
So many people to save,
I mean, look at all of these distress...
328
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:26,633
calls.
329
00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:31,012
Thor.
330
00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:32,513
You gonna be okay?
331
00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:35,392
I admire your commitment to each other.
It's a beautiful thing.
332
00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:37,269
Alas, it's something I'll never have.
333
00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:38,811
Buddy, if I may...
334
00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:40,396
You may.
335
00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:45,099
After thousands of years of living, you
don't seem to know who the hell you are.
336
00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:46,903
I've been lost before.
337
00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:49,615
But then I found meaning, I found love.
338
00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:52,910
And yeah, it got taken from me,
and god, that hurts.
339
00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:57,748
But that shitty feeling
is better than feeling empty.
340
00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:02,877
My hope for you is that
one day you will find something...
341
00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:05,547
to make you feel this shitty.
342
00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:08,424
I have loved before. It didn't work out.
343
00:25:08,592 --> 00:25:12,346
They either die a grismal death
or they dump you with a handwritten letter.
344
00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:15,766
I don't know which is worse, but it's why
I keep everyone at arm's length.
345
00:25:18,727 --> 00:25:20,997
You've grown too attached.
Damn it, I knew this would happen.
346
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,897
You must go. I'll find Sif.
347
00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:26,359
You answer the other calls.
The galaxy needs its Guardians.
348
00:25:26,527 --> 00:25:28,903
- Cool, yeah. We were just leaving...
- I know it hurts.
349
00:25:29,070 --> 00:25:30,911
But it's better this way.
You have to trust me.
350
00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:33,407
To ease the pain, why don't you...
351
00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:36,912
take this ship here
as a parting farewell gift?
352
00:25:37,663 --> 00:25:38,872
You're giving me my ship?
353
00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:40,374
Yes, she's yours.
354
00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:43,210
May you make as many memories with her
as I have.
355
00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:44,877
She's a temperamental old lass.
356
00:25:45,045 --> 00:25:47,338
Will serve you well in a tight pickle.
357
00:25:47,506 --> 00:25:48,775
- I'll start the ship.
- Thank you.
358
00:25:48,798 --> 00:25:50,092
Goodbye, old friend.
359
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:53,010
A human handshake...
360
00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:54,971
to the Asgardian shake.
361
00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:57,682
Into the snake that you cannot trust.
362
00:25:58,767 --> 00:25:59,993
You're really dragging this out.
363
00:26:00,018 --> 00:26:02,855
And finish with the classic
Asgardian high one.
364
00:26:06,775 --> 00:26:07,942
Let's go.
365
00:26:08,109 --> 00:26:10,319
Take care of my crew.
This is gonna be hard for them.
366
00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:11,488
Hurry up!
367
00:26:11,654 --> 00:26:12,655
Not her.
368
00:26:12,823 --> 00:26:14,156
Remember what I told you.
369
00:26:15,116 --> 00:26:16,576
You ever feel lost...
370
00:26:17,368 --> 00:26:19,704
just look into the eyes
of the people that you love.
371
00:26:20,122 --> 00:26:22,124
They'll tell you exactly who you are.
372
00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:27,503
All right. Bye.
373
00:26:31,174 --> 00:26:33,676
For what it's worth,
let's cling to the good memories.
374
00:26:34,177 --> 00:26:37,972
We Asgardians say, "May you travel
with the speed of Odin's ravens.
375
00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:41,559
"I'll see you in Valhalla
where we shall drink mead and..."
376
00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:45,730
- They're gone.
- Alone again. Just me and you.
377
00:26:45,897 --> 00:26:47,065
Storm breaker!
378
00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:50,027
Watch out, you frickin' crazy axe!
379
00:26:53,614 --> 00:26:54,865
So what do we do now, bro?
380
00:26:55,031 --> 00:26:56,407
Let's go get Sif!
381
00:27:11,882 --> 00:27:13,717
Who or what is that?
382
00:27:13,884 --> 00:27:17,011
Falligar, God of the Falligarians.
383
00:27:17,512 --> 00:27:19,515
One of the nicest gods you'll ever meet.
384
00:27:21,098 --> 00:27:22,267
Oh, no.
385
00:27:31,276 --> 00:27:32,986
Sif, it's me, Thor.
386
00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:34,570
Odinson?
387
00:27:34,988 --> 00:27:36,155
You're missing an arm.
388
00:27:36,490 --> 00:27:37,490
I'm gonna get you home.
389
00:27:37,657 --> 00:27:39,576
No! Leave me here.
390
00:27:39,742 --> 00:27:41,702
I want to die a warrior's death.
391
00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:43,913
On the battlefield. In battle.
392
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,959
And then I can claim my place in Valhalla.
393
00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:49,419
Oh, I hate to break it to you...
394
00:27:49,586 --> 00:27:52,588
but for a warrior to get into Valhalla,
you have to die in the battle.
395
00:27:53,257 --> 00:27:55,299
- You survived.
- Oh, shit.
396
00:27:55,884 --> 00:27:57,677
Maybe your arm is in Valhalla.
397
00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:00,556
What happened here?
398
00:28:01,222 --> 00:28:02,641
I've been hunting a madman.
399
00:28:02,807 --> 00:28:04,893
I followed him here, but it was a trap.
400
00:28:05,059 --> 00:28:06,060
Who is this madman?
401
00:28:06,644 --> 00:28:08,855
The God Butcher is coming.
402
00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:11,357
He seeks the extinction of the gods.
403
00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:13,277
Asgard is next.
404
00:30:03,761 --> 00:30:04,805
Look, it's Thor!
405
00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:06,932
- Thor!
- Take Sif to the infirmary.
406
00:30:07,098 --> 00:30:08,099
Hey!
407
00:30:08,267 --> 00:30:09,393
Who'd you piss off now?
408
00:30:09,559 --> 00:30:11,203
This is not my fault.
I've never even seen these things...
409
00:30:11,228 --> 00:30:12,061
whatever the hell they are.
410
00:30:12,229 --> 00:30:13,396
Welcome back.
411
00:30:38,838 --> 00:30:40,007
Who's the new guy?
412
00:30:40,464 --> 00:30:42,884
That guy? You're gonna love that guy.
413
00:30:57,691 --> 00:30:59,609
Mjolnir! Mjolnir!
414
00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:00,818
It's me, Thor.
415
00:31:00,986 --> 00:31:02,237
Have you seen my hammer?
416
00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:03,821
Mjolnir, here, boy.
417
00:31:06,074 --> 00:31:07,326
Mjolnir?
418
00:31:11,538 --> 00:31:12,663
Mjolnir.
419
00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:19,880
You're back!
420
00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:24,549
Mjolnir!
421
00:31:52,371 --> 00:31:53,371
Excuse me.
422
00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:55,289
Hello. That's my hammer you've got there.
423
00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:58,125
And that's my look.
424
00:32:05,884 --> 00:32:06,884
Hey!
425
00:32:09,221 --> 00:32:10,388
Enough tomfoolery.
426
00:32:10,556 --> 00:32:12,723
Why don't you take off that mask
and reveal yourself?
427
00:32:12,891 --> 00:32:13,892
Come on.
428
00:32:15,810 --> 00:32:16,811
Hey.
429
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:18,605
Jane?
430
00:32:24,152 --> 00:32:27,196
Let me tell you the
legend of Thor and Jane.
431
00:32:28,906 --> 00:32:32,911
He was a God of Thunder
and she, a woman of science.
432
00:32:34,162 --> 00:32:36,582
And although
they were from different worlds...
433
00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:40,042
somehow, it just made sense.
434
00:32:41,420 --> 00:32:44,882
And together they embarked
on a journey of love.
435
00:32:50,554 --> 00:32:52,931
Thor taught Jane the way of the warrior...
436
00:32:55,057 --> 00:32:58,103
And Jane taught Thor the way of the people.
437
00:32:59,395 --> 00:33:03,650
And as time passed,
their love grew deeper and deeper.
438
00:33:06,778 --> 00:33:08,779
She's incredible, isn't she, Mjolnir?
439
00:33:11,532 --> 00:33:14,744
I need you to promise me
you'll always protect her.
440
00:33:16,454 --> 00:33:18,373
I love you too, buddy.
441
00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:23,545
And love that deep
has a way of becoming magical.
442
00:33:27,257 --> 00:33:29,343
Thor set his sights toward a future...
443
00:33:29,509 --> 00:33:31,553
and all it might hold.
444
00:33:35,432 --> 00:33:39,978
But the more he pondered a life with Jane,
the more he feared losing that life.
445
00:33:40,479 --> 00:33:42,814
And although Jane
didn't want to admit it...
446
00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:45,317
she was scared of loss as well.
447
00:33:48,778 --> 00:33:51,073
And so, they built walls between them.
448
00:33:51,906 --> 00:33:53,991
Thor got busy saving humanity.
449
00:33:54,701 --> 00:33:55,786
Heimdall!
450
00:33:57,162 --> 00:33:59,455
And Jane got busy doing the same.
451
00:33:59,914 --> 00:34:01,750
Real busy.
452
00:34:01,916 --> 00:34:06,963
And eventually, the space between them grew
and grew until it became too wide to bear.
453
00:34:12,885 --> 00:34:14,262
Something had to give.
454
00:34:14,429 --> 00:34:18,016
I have to stay up all night
to go through this data. Okay?
455
00:34:18,182 --> 00:34:20,369
And I have to stay up all night
and clean all of this up.
456
00:34:20,393 --> 00:34:22,563
- There's two plates!
- It's two plates and two forks!
457
00:34:26,858 --> 00:34:28,943
And then, one night, it did give.
458
00:34:30,528 --> 00:34:32,155
Jane wrote a note.
459
00:34:33,407 --> 00:34:35,409
And Thor read that note.
460
00:34:37,202 --> 00:34:39,829
And their legend suddenly became myth.
461
00:34:41,414 --> 00:34:43,291
Or so they thought.
462
00:34:46,628 --> 00:34:47,880
You okay?
463
00:34:48,045 --> 00:34:50,882
Yeah, it's a little hot in...
464
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,010
Startin' to feel...
465
00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:56,054
It's claustrophobic with the helmet.
466
00:35:00,349 --> 00:35:01,351
How?
467
00:35:04,478 --> 00:35:05,731
Can we talk about this later?
468
00:35:06,273 --> 00:35:07,273
Yeah, sure.
469
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:08,650
Great seeing you.
470
00:35:10,402 --> 00:35:11,527
What?
471
00:35:17,909 --> 00:35:20,161
Kill all the gods.
472
00:35:58,617 --> 00:36:00,619
Hey. Is that the Necrosword?
473
00:36:00,786 --> 00:36:03,079
That's cool.
I've only ever read about it in stories.
474
00:36:03,454 --> 00:36:06,166
Then you know this is going to hurt.
475
00:36:06,875 --> 00:36:07,918
Pain.
476
00:36:08,085 --> 00:36:10,461
What is pain but a construct
invented by the weak?
477
00:36:10,670 --> 00:36:11,880
Okay, that's very sharp!
478
00:36:21,181 --> 00:36:22,181
Ready?
479
00:36:23,057 --> 00:36:26,103
Don't touch my things.
480
00:36:52,420 --> 00:36:54,463
Yeah, you better run, you coward.
481
00:37:14,067 --> 00:37:16,445
The children. They're taking the children!
482
00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:18,403
Mommy!
483
00:37:20,364 --> 00:37:21,449
Mom!
484
00:37:45,224 --> 00:37:47,684
Shadow monsters. Disgusting.
485
00:37:51,355 --> 00:37:53,606
Flew around the world twice.
Nothing.
486
00:37:53,773 --> 00:37:56,150
Cowards must have run away.
We'll find them.
487
00:37:59,570 --> 00:38:01,532
- Quite a reunion, huh?
- You're telling me.
488
00:38:01,697 --> 00:38:03,534
What's it been?
Like, three, four years?
489
00:38:03,824 --> 00:38:05,994
Eight years, seven months, and six days.
490
00:38:06,327 --> 00:38:07,371
I haven't forgotten...
491
00:38:07,538 --> 00:38:10,206
the last time I saw you, or didn't see you,
because you left.
492
00:38:10,916 --> 00:38:13,626
It's kind of an oversimplification
to say that I left.
493
00:38:13,793 --> 00:38:15,920
No, you left.
You did.
494
00:38:16,088 --> 00:38:17,922
You wrote me a beautiful
handwritten letter.
495
00:38:18,090 --> 00:38:19,257
I should know, I was there.
496
00:38:20,132 --> 00:38:22,760
- You weren't there, actually, hence the note.
- I was.
497
00:38:24,804 --> 00:38:28,099
And if you weren't there to see me leave,
then maybe it was you that left.
498
00:38:29,059 --> 00:38:30,434
Fair point.
499
00:38:31,143 --> 00:38:32,603
Not that it matters.
500
00:38:32,771 --> 00:38:34,610
- Like, who's keeping track, right?
- No, yeah.
501
00:38:35,190 --> 00:38:37,067
I suppose we both left and both got left.
502
00:38:37,693 --> 00:38:38,818
Now you're leaving again.
503
00:38:40,445 --> 00:38:43,239
Miek, we need detailed accounts
from all the witnesses.
504
00:38:43,407 --> 00:38:45,927
Darryl, get me all the names of
the children who have been lost.
505
00:38:46,284 --> 00:38:48,762
Your Majesty, my daughter has been taken,
and I don't know where she is.
506
00:38:48,786 --> 00:38:50,289
And she'll be found.
507
00:38:50,581 --> 00:38:53,208
Guys, they're bleeding.
Get them to the infirmary. Now!
508
00:38:53,375 --> 00:38:54,376
Darryl!
509
00:38:54,543 --> 00:38:58,338
Majesty, should we start working
on a performance of this entire debacle?
510
00:38:58,505 --> 00:39:00,007
The people need entertainment.
511
00:39:00,173 --> 00:39:01,884
Particularly now, in times of crisis.
512
00:39:02,050 --> 00:39:03,510
Particularly.
513
00:39:05,554 --> 00:39:06,804
I did not hear a, "No."
514
00:39:07,264 --> 00:39:08,472
Nor did I.
515
00:39:08,639 --> 00:39:09,766
- Asgard. Night.
- Yes!
516
00:39:09,932 --> 00:39:11,293
We open on some sleeping children.
517
00:39:15,396 --> 00:39:17,440
So, that's the ex-girlfriend, is it?
518
00:39:17,983 --> 00:39:19,150
The old ex-girlfriend.
519
00:39:19,318 --> 00:39:20,360
Jodie Foster.
520
00:39:20,527 --> 00:39:21,527
Jane Foster.
521
00:39:21,652 --> 00:39:22,905
The one that got away.
522
00:39:23,362 --> 00:39:24,572
The one that got away.
523
00:39:24,739 --> 00:39:25,740
That means escaped.
524
00:39:25,907 --> 00:39:27,492
Yeah. Yeah... Yeah.
525
00:39:27,951 --> 00:39:30,161
Must be hard for you
to see your ex-girlfriend...
526
00:39:30,329 --> 00:39:32,956
and your ex-hammer hangin' out,
and getting on so well.
527
00:39:37,168 --> 00:39:38,420
What you up to, bro?
528
00:39:39,463 --> 00:39:40,463
Come on.
529
00:39:41,005 --> 00:39:42,298
Come to daddy.
530
00:39:43,382 --> 00:39:45,302
Come on. Mjolnir.
531
00:39:46,969 --> 00:39:49,347
Hey! There you are.
532
00:39:49,806 --> 00:39:50,806
Hey.
533
00:39:51,224 --> 00:39:53,077
- Do you know what I think we should do?
- I was just calling you.
534
00:39:53,101 --> 00:39:55,603
- Start an army!
- With what? Half our soldiers are dead!
535
00:39:55,771 --> 00:39:57,271
Half our soldiers are always dead!
536
00:39:57,438 --> 00:39:59,000
- Everyone, please...
- Where are the children?
537
00:39:59,023 --> 00:40:00,751
...go home.
I promise you we'll have news soon.
538
00:40:00,775 --> 00:40:02,335
Someone needs to tell us what happened.
539
00:40:02,402 --> 00:40:03,778
We shall find them.
540
00:40:05,739 --> 00:40:07,217
- I just don't understand.
- You know what?
541
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:08,449
This is all our fault.
542
00:40:08,617 --> 00:40:09,659
Stop it!
543
00:40:09,826 --> 00:40:10,952
Asgard!
544
00:40:20,003 --> 00:40:22,797
My friends, we must not quarrel.
545
00:40:23,757 --> 00:40:26,217
In times like this, we need to unite,
come together.
546
00:40:26,969 --> 00:40:28,804
I see what's happening here.
547
00:40:29,471 --> 00:40:30,806
You're afraid.
548
00:40:32,306 --> 00:40:33,349
Scared.
549
00:40:34,643 --> 00:40:35,686
Afraid.
550
00:40:35,978 --> 00:40:36,978
Anxious.
551
00:40:38,813 --> 00:40:42,650
If we are to find the children,
we must first look within ourselves.
552
00:40:43,110 --> 00:40:47,489
I'm sorry. Miek, it's very hard
to give a rousing speech with the... noise.
553
00:40:47,655 --> 00:40:49,132
- What are you doing?
- She's taking minutes.
554
00:40:49,157 --> 00:40:50,534
Precious minutes we don't have.
555
00:40:51,702 --> 00:40:52,702
You want the kids back?
556
00:40:53,704 --> 00:40:55,371
I'll be back in a minute.
557
00:40:56,456 --> 00:40:57,655
You can write that down, Miek.
558
00:41:00,835 --> 00:41:01,835
No!
559
00:41:10,469 --> 00:41:13,431
Storm breaker, what are you doing?
Is this about Mjolnir?
560
00:41:13,764 --> 00:41:15,224
Everyone, out!
561
00:41:17,978 --> 00:41:18,978
Didn't find them.
562
00:41:19,146 --> 00:41:20,146
Bae, your cape's on fire.
563
00:41:20,271 --> 00:41:21,351
It's fine. It'll grow back.
564
00:41:21,398 --> 00:41:22,478
I'm invoicing you for this.
565
00:41:22,565 --> 00:41:23,565
Listen.
566
00:41:23,942 --> 00:41:25,181
What do we know about this guy?
567
00:41:25,235 --> 00:41:27,987
- He travels through shadows.
- And he creates monsters with them.
568
00:41:28,155 --> 00:41:29,697
Absolutely freaky monsters.
569
00:41:29,864 --> 00:41:31,824
He also wields the Necrosword.
How do I know that?
570
00:41:31,909 --> 00:41:33,427
Because he almost speared me
in the face with it.
571
00:41:33,452 --> 00:41:34,494
What's a Necrosword?
572
00:41:34,661 --> 00:41:37,780
It's an ancient weapon that's been passed
through hands since the dawn of time.
573
00:41:37,873 --> 00:41:40,208
It has the ability to slay gods...
574
00:41:40,375 --> 00:41:43,045
but it slowly corrupts and kills
whoever wields it, which means...
575
00:41:43,211 --> 00:41:46,172
- So, it infected him.
- It's infecting him. Yes. It must be.
576
00:41:46,465 --> 00:41:50,844
So basically, we're up against a cursed,
shadow-zombie kidnapper.
577
00:41:51,219 --> 00:41:52,637
Awesome. When do we leave?
578
00:41:52,804 --> 00:41:53,804
Thor.
579
00:41:54,597 --> 00:41:55,641
Can you see me?
580
00:41:55,806 --> 00:41:56,974
Floating head alert.
581
00:41:57,141 --> 00:41:58,976
It's Astrid. Heimdall's son.
582
00:41:59,143 --> 00:42:00,771
Astrid, are you okay?
583
00:42:00,938 --> 00:42:02,940
I no longer go by the name Astrid.
584
00:42:03,106 --> 00:42:05,067
I'm now known as Axl.
585
00:42:05,233 --> 00:42:07,360
He's a singer from a popular band
I heard on Earth.
586
00:42:07,527 --> 00:42:08,695
- G N' R.
- Astrid...
587
00:42:08,862 --> 00:42:10,780
your father gave you
a very tough Viking name...
588
00:42:10,947 --> 00:42:12,449
and I intend to honor his wishes.
589
00:42:12,615 --> 00:42:13,615
- Axl.
- Astrid.
590
00:42:13,742 --> 00:42:14,909
- I said Axl.
- Astrid.
591
00:42:15,077 --> 00:42:17,204
- Axl!
- It's asshole. Now listen to him!
592
00:42:17,371 --> 00:42:19,956
All right, fine, Axl. Where are you?
593
00:42:20,123 --> 00:42:23,335
I'm not sure. I don't know how to use
my magic eyes yet.
594
00:42:23,501 --> 00:42:25,021
Your father taught me
and I'm gonna teach you.
595
00:42:25,045 --> 00:42:27,505
I need you to focus and hold out your hand.
596
00:42:27,965 --> 00:42:30,092
Okay, good. Now focus.
597
00:42:30,259 --> 00:42:31,425
Close your eyes.
598
00:42:37,224 --> 00:42:38,432
Thor!
599
00:42:40,393 --> 00:42:41,686
Hey, how's it going, kids?
600
00:42:41,853 --> 00:42:43,688
"How's it going?" Look where we are.
601
00:42:43,856 --> 00:42:45,773
We're in a cage made of spikes.
602
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,068
Yes, right. Not good. Yeah.
603
00:42:48,235 --> 00:42:49,315
Are you gonna do something?
604
00:42:49,402 --> 00:42:50,987
Yes. Yes, I am, but just not right now.
605
00:42:51,153 --> 00:42:53,155
I'm the vision ghost. Look.
606
00:42:54,574 --> 00:42:56,242
- See?
- What will happen to us?
607
00:42:57,034 --> 00:42:59,954
Who can tell? I mean,
this is a very, very bad situation.
608
00:43:00,121 --> 00:43:02,541
You know,
the good news is you're Asgardians.
609
00:43:02,708 --> 00:43:04,751
So, if you die, you'll end up in Valhalla.
610
00:43:04,918 --> 00:43:06,085
Oh, my God. Go away.
611
00:43:06,253 --> 00:43:07,336
Wait, wait. Listen.
612
00:43:09,505 --> 00:43:12,384
Okay. It's all right, children.
Don't cry. Don't cry. It's okay.
613
00:43:12,550 --> 00:43:15,762
Listen, I've got a plan, okay? I'm putting
together a really, really good team.
614
00:43:15,929 --> 00:43:19,682
We've got Uncle Korg, King Valkyrie...
615
00:43:20,641 --> 00:43:24,188
my ex-girlfriend, Jane, which is a whole
other story I won't bore you with, okay?
616
00:43:24,353 --> 00:43:26,315
But it is a top-notch team...
617
00:43:26,481 --> 00:43:28,442
and we're gonna have you home
before you know it.
618
00:43:28,608 --> 00:43:29,735
Yeah.
619
00:43:37,117 --> 00:43:38,202
I know where you are.
620
00:43:41,329 --> 00:43:42,581
I'm gonna get you out of here.
621
00:43:42,789 --> 00:43:45,250
I'm scared. We all are.
622
00:43:46,126 --> 00:43:48,420
Thor! Thor! Save us.
623
00:43:52,048 --> 00:43:53,358
Get me out of here.
You take care, okay?
624
00:43:53,382 --> 00:43:55,135
Take care. I'll see you soon.
All right?
625
00:43:55,302 --> 00:43:56,552
Axl, get me out of here!
626
00:43:58,096 --> 00:43:59,215
They're in the Shadow Realm.
627
00:43:59,306 --> 00:44:00,306
How do you know?
628
00:44:00,474 --> 00:44:03,018
The heavy atmosphere there
has a darkness like no other.
629
00:44:03,184 --> 00:44:05,184
It's as if color fears to tread.
It's unmistakable.
630
00:44:05,938 --> 00:44:07,606
Well then, if it's color we need...
631
00:44:08,065 --> 00:44:09,565
let's bring the rainbow.
632
00:44:11,568 --> 00:44:13,588
"Bring the rainbow"?
Is that a catchphrase or something?
633
00:44:13,612 --> 00:44:15,197
She's only been a Thor for a minute.
634
00:44:15,364 --> 00:44:18,175
I mean, saving lives, she's quite good at.
But the rest of it, she needs work.
635
00:44:18,199 --> 00:44:20,119
- How many catchphrases have there been?
- A lot.
636
00:44:21,744 --> 00:44:23,579
Yep. Jumped the gun.
637
00:44:23,746 --> 00:44:26,750
Hang on, he moves through shadows
and he's going to the Shadow Realm...
638
00:44:26,916 --> 00:44:28,603
it seems like that's where
he's going to be the most powerful.
639
00:44:28,626 --> 00:44:30,730
You're right. We can't just go
marching in there. It could be a trap.
640
00:44:30,753 --> 00:44:32,088
We'd be endangering the children.
641
00:44:32,255 --> 00:44:34,090
We need reinforcements.
We must raise an army.
642
00:44:34,257 --> 00:44:35,652
Are you thinking
what I think you're thinking?
643
00:44:35,675 --> 00:44:37,027
- I'm thinking it.
- What are we thinking?
644
00:44:37,052 --> 00:44:38,570
- Thinking what?
- I'm thinking it too.
645
00:44:38,594 --> 00:44:39,721
Omnipotence City.
646
00:44:41,181 --> 00:44:42,599
What's Omnipotence City?
647
00:44:42,766 --> 00:44:44,965
It's the home of the most powerful gods
in the universe.
648
00:44:45,101 --> 00:44:46,936
We could pull together
the greatest team ever.
649
00:44:47,103 --> 00:44:49,273
We could recruit Ra, Hercules...
650
00:44:49,438 --> 00:44:50,523
TÅ«matauenga.
651
00:44:50,690 --> 00:44:54,360
Quetzalcoatl, maybe. And Zeus,
the oldest and wisest of them all.
652
00:44:54,527 --> 00:44:55,778
Did you say Zeus?
653
00:44:55,945 --> 00:44:56,780
Yeah, Zeus.
654
00:44:56,864 --> 00:44:58,239
Like, the Zeus. Zeus-Zeus?
655
00:44:58,447 --> 00:44:59,842
I'm not sure if he has a second name.
656
00:44:59,867 --> 00:45:02,077
Do you think my god will be there,
Ninny of the Nonny?
657
00:45:02,244 --> 00:45:04,347
You never know, Korg. But if they are,
we'll ask them to join our team.
658
00:45:04,371 --> 00:45:05,204
Yes.
659
00:45:05,371 --> 00:45:06,373
Storm breaker.
660
00:45:07,666 --> 00:45:09,041
All right. Calm down. Relax.
661
00:45:09,208 --> 00:45:12,045
No, no, no, mate, we are not traveling
in Stormbreaker's janky Bifrost.
662
00:45:12,211 --> 00:45:13,045
Look what just happened.
663
00:45:13,213 --> 00:45:15,608
We can't exactly go in your tiny, little,
flying portal horse, can we?
664
00:45:15,632 --> 00:45:16,632
We won't all fit.
665
00:45:16,675 --> 00:45:18,110
What are you talking about?
Warsong's awesome.
666
00:45:18,135 --> 00:45:19,260
Stormbreaker's awesome too.
667
00:45:19,427 --> 00:45:20,827
Storm breaker just needs a conduit.
668
00:45:20,887 --> 00:45:22,407
Anything that can handle space travel.
669
00:45:22,472 --> 00:45:23,681
I love it when she talks shop.
670
00:45:23,849 --> 00:45:25,117
It has the power to get us there...
671
00:45:25,141 --> 00:45:28,769
it just needs something to focus
that energy so it's not so unpredictable.
672
00:45:28,936 --> 00:45:30,856
You know, if we had a ship
we could harness it...
673
00:45:30,981 --> 00:45:32,581
and use Storm breaker as a power source.
674
00:45:32,648 --> 00:45:34,318
- Oh, like an engine.
- Like an engine.
675
00:45:34,483 --> 00:45:35,735
You need a ship?
676
00:45:36,027 --> 00:45:37,403
I've got a ship.
677
00:45:41,867 --> 00:45:43,117
Get rid of all those seats.
678
00:45:43,284 --> 00:45:45,329
And you guys,
go tie those goats to the front.
679
00:45:45,494 --> 00:45:46,746
We leave in 15 minutes.
680
00:45:46,914 --> 00:45:48,748
Essentials only, everyone.
681
00:45:48,916 --> 00:45:50,458
That's essential.
682
00:45:50,876 --> 00:45:52,043
Fifteen minutes to departure!
683
00:45:52,210 --> 00:45:53,753
Well, you moved on quick, didn't you?
684
00:45:55,672 --> 00:45:57,132
You're some piece of work.
685
00:45:58,634 --> 00:46:00,469
- Oh, hey!
- Hey.
686
00:46:00,677 --> 00:46:03,222
- Just catching up with an old friend.
- Yeah.
687
00:46:03,387 --> 00:46:05,139
I've been meaning to apologize.
688
00:46:05,641 --> 00:46:08,681
Sorta acting a little weird before.
I just haven't really been myself lately.
689
00:46:08,768 --> 00:46:10,228
You know, kind of...
690
00:46:10,394 --> 00:46:13,356
Trying to figure out who I am,
and just felt a little bit lost.
691
00:46:13,523 --> 00:46:16,108
And then, all of a sudden,
I see you dressed as me...
692
00:46:16,275 --> 00:46:17,568
and it was kind of...
693
00:46:17,735 --> 00:46:19,195
It's a lot for me, too.
694
00:46:19,695 --> 00:46:22,532
So, how did you guys get together?
How did this happen?
695
00:46:23,157 --> 00:46:26,202
I swear I heard Mjolnir call to me.
696
00:46:26,369 --> 00:46:27,871
Ah, did it?
697
00:46:28,038 --> 00:46:29,706
And so I came here to investigate...
698
00:46:29,873 --> 00:46:32,583
and its pieces started
glowing and swirling, and then...
699
00:46:32,835 --> 00:46:33,835
Crazy.
700
00:46:34,126 --> 00:46:35,420
...Thor.
701
00:46:35,878 --> 00:46:39,007
Well, you know what,
it looks good on you, it works, so...
702
00:46:43,094 --> 00:46:44,096
Just checking.
703
00:46:47,974 --> 00:46:49,141
See you later.
704
00:46:49,309 --> 00:46:51,436
Five minutes to departure!
705
00:46:55,523 --> 00:46:56,692
What?
706
00:46:57,150 --> 00:46:58,527
We were just talking.
707
00:47:09,704 --> 00:47:11,998
Mommy, don't leave me.
708
00:47:12,416 --> 00:47:14,001
Don't be afraid.
709
00:47:15,585 --> 00:47:17,086
Even when I'm gone, honey...
710
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,673
You won't be alone.
711
00:47:23,385 --> 00:47:25,387
And whatever happens...
712
00:47:27,222 --> 00:47:28,974
never stop fighting.
713
00:47:29,807 --> 00:47:31,351
Never stop fighting.
714
00:47:45,449 --> 00:47:47,201
Hey. You all right?
715
00:47:47,534 --> 00:47:48,534
Great.
716
00:47:50,077 --> 00:47:51,496
The sink would say otherwise.
717
00:47:53,331 --> 00:47:54,916
You think I really should be coming?
718
00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:56,501
I'm not getting any better.
719
00:47:56,668 --> 00:47:58,378
You're a Thor. Of course, you should come.
720
00:47:58,795 --> 00:48:00,235
Besides, what else are you gonna do?
721
00:48:00,297 --> 00:48:01,590
You're a Viking now.
722
00:48:01,757 --> 00:48:03,884
Means you pretty much
have to die in battle...
723
00:48:04,050 --> 00:48:06,135
and it needs to be devastatingly painful.
724
00:48:06,302 --> 00:48:07,862
Otherwise, you don't get into Valhalla.
725
00:48:08,222 --> 00:48:09,347
That's my plan.
726
00:48:09,514 --> 00:48:11,766
What about, you know, kinging and stuff?
727
00:48:11,934 --> 00:48:14,519
I love being king.
I love my people...
728
00:48:14,686 --> 00:48:16,206
but it's all meetings and raven-mail...
729
00:48:16,230 --> 00:48:17,949
and meetings that could've been raven-mail.
730
00:48:18,023 --> 00:48:19,190
I miss fighting.
731
00:48:19,358 --> 00:48:20,442
I miss my sisters.
732
00:48:20,608 --> 00:48:22,528
Which is why you need to come,
'cause I need one.
733
00:48:23,695 --> 00:48:24,695
Okay, we should go.
734
00:48:24,987 --> 00:48:26,030
You packed?
735
00:48:26,614 --> 00:48:27,615
Are you packed?
736
00:48:29,492 --> 00:48:30,492
Yes!
737
00:48:32,913 --> 00:48:33,956
A hand grenade?
738
00:48:34,121 --> 00:48:35,666
No. It's a portable speaker.
739
00:48:42,463 --> 00:48:43,465
Let's go.
740
00:48:44,340 --> 00:48:47,927
If you don't mind keeping
the sink thing under wraps?
741
00:48:48,262 --> 00:48:49,387
I got you.
742
00:48:52,181 --> 00:48:53,809
My fellow Asgardians...
743
00:48:54,226 --> 00:48:58,313
Wish us well, for we shall travel
with the speed of Odin's ravens.
744
00:48:58,605 --> 00:49:01,190
We will return with children.
745
00:49:02,775 --> 00:49:04,277
Many children.
746
00:49:04,443 --> 00:49:05,820
And then we shall feast!
747
00:49:06,153 --> 00:49:07,197
Not on the children.
748
00:49:07,947 --> 00:49:09,699
We do not do that anymore.
749
00:49:09,867 --> 00:49:12,369
Those were dark times. Shameful times.
750
00:49:13,161 --> 00:49:14,454
Okay, we should go.
751
00:50:01,043 --> 00:50:02,668
So, you still rollerblading?
752
00:50:02,835 --> 00:50:04,588
No. No. You?
753
00:50:04,755 --> 00:50:06,005
Oh, yeah. Every weekend.
754
00:50:06,172 --> 00:50:08,050
Once you blade, you never fade.
Right, Korg?
755
00:50:08,217 --> 00:50:09,217
Skate mates for life!
756
00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:11,219
- Hey, can I run something by you?
- Yeah.
757
00:50:11,385 --> 00:50:12,387
So, I was thinking...
758
00:50:12,554 --> 00:50:15,849
when we get to the bad guy, what about
if I had, like, a cool catchphrase?
759
00:50:16,641 --> 00:50:17,934
Like, "Eat this hammer!"
760
00:50:18,559 --> 00:50:21,271
Or, like, "Check out my hammer."
761
00:50:21,896 --> 00:50:23,565
Like, what about...
762
00:50:23,731 --> 00:50:25,608
No...
I'm work shopping it.
763
00:50:25,775 --> 00:50:28,110
No, they are all really good.
Mine is...
764
00:50:28,277 --> 00:50:30,030
"This ends here and now."
765
00:50:30,197 --> 00:50:31,364
Oh, that's such a good one.
766
00:50:31,532 --> 00:50:32,842
Took me a long time to perfect it.
767
00:50:32,865 --> 00:50:34,260
You'll get there.
You just need to practice.
768
00:50:34,284 --> 00:50:35,702
Just my first bad guy.
769
00:50:35,869 --> 00:50:37,161
You never forget your first.
770
00:50:40,541 --> 00:50:41,541
Yeah.
771
00:50:42,166 --> 00:50:43,460
So, you got a girlfriend?
772
00:50:44,710 --> 00:50:47,630
No, no. Too busy, don't have time,
you know?
773
00:50:48,215 --> 00:50:50,092
Just the work and everything.
774
00:50:50,259 --> 00:50:52,260
Cool. Gonna check this place out.
775
00:50:56,806 --> 00:50:57,807
So cool.
776
00:50:57,974 --> 00:50:58,976
Who's so cool?
777
00:50:59,141 --> 00:51:00,601
The buildings are cool.
778
00:51:01,143 --> 00:51:02,521
- What's happening there?
- Where?
779
00:51:02,688 --> 00:51:05,148
Am I sensing feelings?
780
00:51:05,773 --> 00:51:07,442
Feelings? What, for Jane?
781
00:51:07,608 --> 00:51:09,068
No, don't be ridiculous. Feelings.
782
00:51:09,235 --> 00:51:10,987
The last time we had feelings were...
783
00:51:11,153 --> 00:51:12,882
long time ago. Long, long gone.
I think you...
784
00:51:12,905 --> 00:51:14,449
- Maybe you have feelings.
- Right.
785
00:51:15,576 --> 00:51:17,554
- Mate, relax. We're on the same team.
- I don't know.
786
00:51:17,577 --> 00:51:19,954
Know exactly what team we're on, okay?
787
00:51:20,121 --> 00:51:21,498
Team Jane.
788
00:51:25,793 --> 00:51:28,297
Thing about Thor
is that he always bounces back.
789
00:51:28,797 --> 00:51:30,358
- Yeah.
- Like when Hela stole his hammer...
790
00:51:30,382 --> 00:51:33,260
he went and built an axe which was forged
in the heart of a dying star.
791
00:51:36,512 --> 00:51:39,056
And the same axe was used
to cut off Thanos' head.
792
00:51:41,226 --> 00:51:42,518
That's a good one.
793
00:51:45,563 --> 00:51:47,815
What a neat story!
794
00:51:50,027 --> 00:51:52,945
With all this talk
about chopping off heads...
795
00:51:53,112 --> 00:51:54,447
I wanna have a go.
796
00:51:55,282 --> 00:51:56,282
What's this?
797
00:52:01,621 --> 00:52:04,166
This is Octy.
Hello, Octy.
798
00:52:04,498 --> 00:52:06,001
How are you?
799
00:52:06,460 --> 00:52:08,420
You know what Octy loves?
800
00:52:08,878 --> 00:52:10,880
Having his head ripped off!
801
00:52:14,927 --> 00:52:17,471
What?
You liked it a second ago.
802
00:52:18,722 --> 00:52:20,056
All right, all right, all right.
803
00:52:20,349 --> 00:52:21,349
Octy's gone.
804
00:52:25,311 --> 00:52:26,355
Come on.
805
00:52:27,188 --> 00:52:28,440
I'm scared.
806
00:52:28,981 --> 00:52:30,192
Look at you.
807
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:34,362
I knew a little girl just like you.
808
00:52:34,905 --> 00:52:38,534
And she was brave,
and she was smart...
809
00:52:40,284 --> 00:52:43,829
and funny and she liked to draw.
810
00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:48,293
Let me ask you a question...
811
00:52:49,836 --> 00:52:51,088
about gods.
812
00:52:51,630 --> 00:52:53,673
They're meant to protect you, right?
813
00:52:54,340 --> 00:52:55,675
Well, where are they?
814
00:52:55,842 --> 00:52:58,554
- Thor is on his way.
- Yeah!
815
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:01,389
Yes. I'm counting on that.
816
00:53:02,014 --> 00:53:04,184
That's why you're here.
817
00:53:07,646 --> 00:53:10,583
It's invitation only, so we're gonna have
to keep a low profile and blend in.
818
00:53:10,606 --> 00:53:13,193
Luckily, disguises are my specialty.
819
00:53:13,943 --> 00:53:14,987
Greek philosopher?
820
00:53:15,570 --> 00:53:16,612
Got us these.
821
00:53:17,197 --> 00:53:18,197
What are those?
822
00:53:18,364 --> 00:53:19,365
Actual disguises.
823
00:53:20,157 --> 00:53:22,244
They're the cloaks of the emotion gods.
824
00:53:22,619 --> 00:53:26,081
Every color signifies a different emotion.
825
00:53:26,623 --> 00:53:28,000
Where are the emotion gods?
826
00:53:28,291 --> 00:53:29,585
Don't ask.
827
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:34,130
Holy shit.
828
00:53:43,222 --> 00:53:45,141
Welcome to the Golden Temple, kids.
829
00:53:45,309 --> 00:53:48,519
This is where the most powerful
creator gods in the universe hang out.
830
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:55,277
There's the god of magic,
the god of dreams...
831
00:53:55,443 --> 00:53:56,445
the god of carpentry.
832
00:53:56,820 --> 00:53:57,905
Look at that one.
833
00:53:58,070 --> 00:53:59,655
Oh, yes. That's Bao, god of dumplings.
834
00:54:00,114 --> 00:54:01,824
- Hey, Bao!
- Bao.
835
00:54:01,992 --> 00:54:02,992
Look up there, guys!
836
00:54:03,159 --> 00:54:05,036
That's the Kronan god, Ninny of the Nonny.
837
00:54:05,621 --> 00:54:07,331
Hey, Ninny Nonny!
838
00:54:17,590 --> 00:54:20,385
Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
839
00:54:20,552 --> 00:54:23,137
Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
840
00:54:49,831 --> 00:54:50,958
Yes.
841
00:54:52,166 --> 00:54:53,585
I am Zeus!
842
00:54:58,130 --> 00:54:59,340
There he is!
843
00:54:59,507 --> 00:55:01,467
The man, the myth, the legend.
844
00:55:01,885 --> 00:55:02,945
I don't know if you know this...
845
00:55:02,969 --> 00:55:05,054
but I base a lot of what I do
on this guy.
846
00:55:05,222 --> 00:55:06,990
He's the god of lightning,
I'm the god of thunder.
847
00:55:07,014 --> 00:55:09,059
- Huge source of inspiration.
- That's really good.
848
00:55:09,226 --> 00:55:11,811
You should lead with that
when you ask him for an army.
849
00:55:12,813 --> 00:55:15,315
How do we get up there?
Do we just, like, fly?
850
00:55:15,481 --> 00:55:16,960
No, we can't interrupt him
in the middle of an entrance.
851
00:55:16,983 --> 00:55:18,610
He's famous for his entrances.
852
00:55:18,777 --> 00:55:20,570
Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt!
853
00:55:21,195 --> 00:55:22,197
Yes!
854
00:55:24,907 --> 00:55:26,284
Zeus!
855
00:55:35,585 --> 00:55:37,713
Yes! Thunderbolt!
856
00:55:45,469 --> 00:55:46,469
Order.
857
00:55:47,054 --> 00:55:48,139
Order!
858
00:55:50,016 --> 00:55:52,436
Silence! Silence!
859
00:55:56,690 --> 00:55:58,525
I hereby open...
860
00:55:59,193 --> 00:56:02,403
this holy council of the god.
861
00:56:02,987 --> 00:56:07,367
Where we have many, many serious matter
to be talk about.
862
00:56:07,826 --> 00:56:08,911
Such as...
863
00:56:09,827 --> 00:56:12,039
where are we going
to hold this year's orgy?
864
00:56:12,748 --> 00:56:14,041
Is this guy for real?
865
00:56:14,208 --> 00:56:15,375
Honestly, I'm not mad at it.
866
00:56:15,541 --> 00:56:17,210
Yeah, I'm sure he has a point, okay?
867
00:56:17,710 --> 00:56:18,711
Sorry.
868
00:56:18,878 --> 00:56:20,190
So now we're going to
announce the winner...
869
00:56:20,213 --> 00:56:25,302
of the, "Most human souls sacrificed
in the name of a god."
870
00:56:25,635 --> 00:56:26,969
Okay, maybe he's not that great.
871
00:56:27,137 --> 00:56:28,472
Oh, no, not good.
872
00:56:28,639 --> 00:56:30,492
No, I don't think it's gonna get
any better than this.
873
00:56:30,516 --> 00:56:31,934
Look, these gods aren't gonna help.
874
00:56:32,099 --> 00:56:34,561
But that thunderbolt,
I think that might be of use.
875
00:56:34,728 --> 00:56:36,646
Jane, you go right.
Thor, you go left.
876
00:56:36,813 --> 00:56:39,233
We bum-rush him, take the bolt,
ding-dong.
877
00:56:39,398 --> 00:56:41,485
- All right, let's go get it!
- No, no, no, wait!
878
00:56:41,652 --> 00:56:43,320
There's no ding-donging or bum-rushing.
879
00:56:43,487 --> 00:56:44,947
Especially not Zeus' bum.
880
00:56:45,112 --> 00:56:46,757
When the time is right,
I'm gonna talk to him.
881
00:56:46,782 --> 00:56:47,615
The time is right now.
882
00:56:47,782 --> 00:56:48,782
Time is not right now.
883
00:56:48,867 --> 00:56:50,159
Who is talking?
884
00:56:50,327 --> 00:56:51,369
Who is talking?
885
00:56:51,536 --> 00:56:52,829
- These guys.
- Korg, shut up.
886
00:56:52,996 --> 00:56:55,414
Do you have something to say to the group?
887
00:56:55,791 --> 00:56:56,791
Sorry.
888
00:56:56,958 --> 00:56:59,670
I'm bashing heads in 60 seconds,
so speak fast.
889
00:56:59,836 --> 00:57:01,295
Literally, heads will roll.
890
00:57:02,088 --> 00:57:03,382
Who are you two?
891
00:57:04,257 --> 00:57:05,259
Hello.
892
00:57:05,842 --> 00:57:08,443
Let me be the first to say it is an honor
and a privilege to be...
893
00:57:08,512 --> 00:57:09,679
No, I can't hear you.
894
00:57:09,847 --> 00:57:11,181
Why don't you take the stage?
895
00:57:11,639 --> 00:57:13,224
The stage down there?
896
00:57:13,391 --> 00:57:17,646
Well, yes. You see the area
that looks very much like a stage?
897
00:57:19,188 --> 00:57:20,190
Got ya.
898
00:57:27,405 --> 00:57:28,405
Coming through.
899
00:57:29,574 --> 00:57:30,826
Oops. Sorry.
900
00:57:30,992 --> 00:57:31,994
Good luck, bro.
901
00:57:39,835 --> 00:57:41,128
Mighty Zeus!
902
00:57:41,795 --> 00:57:42,795
Wow!
903
00:57:43,380 --> 00:57:44,965
Gods of the universe...
904
00:57:45,465 --> 00:57:48,719
I come here to ask for your help,
to raise an army.
905
00:57:49,010 --> 00:57:52,014
There's a maniac called the God Butcher
who seeks to end us all.
906
00:57:52,181 --> 00:57:53,681
His destruction is everywhere.
907
00:57:53,849 --> 00:57:55,851
Entire planets, realms...
908
00:57:56,018 --> 00:57:57,538
have been left completely unprotected.
909
00:57:57,643 --> 00:57:59,771
He's left nothing but chaos in his wake.
910
00:58:00,188 --> 00:58:01,731
But I know where he is...
911
00:58:01,898 --> 00:58:06,027
and with your help we can crush him
before he kills anyone else.
912
00:58:06,570 --> 00:58:07,862
That guy...
913
00:58:08,030 --> 00:58:10,907
he killed a couple of low-level god.
914
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:12,242
Boo-hoo.
915
00:58:12,409 --> 00:58:13,744
If that's all...
916
00:58:13,911 --> 00:58:15,036
pretty boy...
917
00:58:15,204 --> 00:58:16,954
you go back to your seat
and you be quiet.
918
00:58:17,121 --> 00:58:20,125
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Did you not hear any of what I just said?
919
00:58:20,708 --> 00:58:22,251
He's murdering en masse.
920
00:58:22,418 --> 00:58:24,505
I tell you one time...
921
00:58:24,670 --> 00:58:25,672
now, you shut up.
922
00:58:25,838 --> 00:58:26,840
You be quiet.
923
00:58:27,007 --> 00:58:29,635
Because you are this close
to being uninvited to the orgy.
924
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,094
Zeus, we must do something.
925
00:58:32,262 --> 00:58:34,056
You cannot come to the orgy!
926
00:58:34,222 --> 00:58:36,141
- You have to listen to us!
- That's it!
927
00:58:36,641 --> 00:58:37,684
Shackle!
928
00:58:40,228 --> 00:58:41,914
Your Highness, whenever you're ready,
you just tell me.
929
00:58:41,938 --> 00:58:43,139
- We go on my signal.
- Mm-hmm.
930
00:58:43,273 --> 00:58:44,273
What is the signal?
931
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:45,442
It'll be, "Go."
932
00:58:49,612 --> 00:58:50,905
Let's see who you are.
933
00:58:51,072 --> 00:58:52,657
I take off your disguise.
934
00:58:52,824 --> 00:58:53,824
And flick!
935
00:59:01,916 --> 00:59:03,626
You flicked too hard, damn it!
936
00:59:06,170 --> 00:59:08,422
Should we help him?
937
00:59:08,590 --> 00:59:09,925
I mean, eventually.
938
00:59:10,092 --> 00:59:11,134
Grape?
939
00:59:11,300 --> 00:59:12,969
Looks like a shy courgette.
940
00:59:13,135 --> 00:59:14,887
And what about the others?
941
00:59:15,054 --> 00:59:16,295
We take off their disguise too.
942
00:59:16,347 --> 00:59:17,557
Oh, no. No. Don't flick us.
943
00:59:17,724 --> 00:59:18,724
It's cool.
944
00:59:19,476 --> 00:59:20,351
Disguise gone!
945
00:59:20,434 --> 00:59:21,434
Disguise off. Cool?
946
00:59:21,478 --> 00:59:22,771
Asgardians.
947
00:59:23,188 --> 00:59:25,731
I thought we'd seen the last of you
when Odin died.
948
00:59:27,233 --> 00:59:29,527
You are Thor...
949
00:59:29,902 --> 00:59:31,530
the God of Thunder.
950
00:59:32,239 --> 00:59:35,492
But is not thunder
just the sound of lightning?
951
00:59:37,786 --> 00:59:38,996
Good one, Dad.
952
00:59:39,161 --> 00:59:40,371
Zeus, this is bigger than us.
953
00:59:40,539 --> 00:59:42,541
He's taken Asgardian children.
954
00:59:42,748 --> 00:59:45,960
Who do you think we are?
The god police?
955
00:59:46,836 --> 00:59:49,797
Every god watches over their own peoples.
956
00:59:50,298 --> 00:59:52,842
Nothing more, nothing less.
957
00:59:53,010 --> 00:59:54,677
Asgardian problems...
958
00:59:55,596 --> 00:59:57,764
are Asgardian problems.
959
00:59:58,389 --> 01:00:00,391
How the mighty have fallen.
960
01:00:00,559 --> 01:00:02,728
My hero, Zeus...
961
01:00:02,894 --> 01:00:03,896
afraid.
962
01:00:16,157 --> 01:00:17,451
Couple of thing.
963
01:00:18,117 --> 01:00:21,121
One, yes, I am scared.
964
01:00:21,663 --> 01:00:23,998
Gorr has the Necrosword...
965
01:00:24,166 --> 01:00:26,293
which means he could kill us.
966
01:00:26,835 --> 01:00:28,211
Not good. Two...
967
01:00:28,378 --> 01:00:30,297
I know you're trying
to do the right thing.
968
01:00:30,463 --> 01:00:31,632
I understand.
969
01:00:31,797 --> 01:00:34,009
But all you do is cause a panic.
970
01:00:34,425 --> 01:00:36,135
Panic is not good.
971
01:00:36,302 --> 01:00:37,804
We are safe here.
972
01:00:37,971 --> 01:00:40,349
You, my friend. You are safe here.
973
01:00:40,891 --> 01:00:42,559
So, chill, baby cake.
974
01:00:43,018 --> 01:00:45,269
Have some wine, have some grape.
975
01:00:45,436 --> 01:00:46,896
Anything goes here...
976
01:00:47,063 --> 01:00:49,315
in Omnipotence City.
977
01:00:50,067 --> 01:00:52,527
Three, don't talk back to Zeus.
978
01:00:52,902 --> 01:00:55,030
I flicked too hard.
I put your clothes back on.
979
01:00:56,782 --> 01:00:58,242
Now I put your clothes back on!
980
01:00:58,407 --> 01:00:59,284
Flick, flick.
981
01:00:59,367 --> 01:01:02,119
For this is the Golden Temple of the god.
982
01:01:02,621 --> 01:01:04,748
It's not a rudie-nudie festival.
983
01:01:05,248 --> 01:01:07,849
If you're not gonna help us,
then at least let us use your weapon.
984
01:01:08,001 --> 01:01:09,460
We need your lightning bolt.
985
01:01:10,086 --> 01:01:12,338
My lightning bolt is called Thunderbolt.
986
01:01:12,505 --> 01:01:15,717
So, I think to use
somebody's secret weapon like this...
987
01:01:15,884 --> 01:01:18,427
that you should at least get the name right
when you ask.
988
01:01:19,054 --> 01:01:20,764
Can I borrow Thunderbolt?
989
01:01:20,931 --> 01:01:21,931
Thunderbolt!
990
01:01:49,543 --> 01:01:50,543
No!
991
01:01:54,172 --> 01:01:55,882
Do not worry.
992
01:01:56,550 --> 01:01:58,260
The God Butcher...
993
01:01:58,885 --> 01:02:00,846
he will not reach Eternity.
994
01:02:01,179 --> 01:02:02,222
Eternity?
995
01:02:02,389 --> 01:02:04,099
What does he mean, reach Eternity?
996
01:02:07,518 --> 01:02:09,313
Oh, shit.
997
01:02:11,856 --> 01:02:16,320
Eternity is a very powerful being
at the center of the universe.
998
01:02:17,112 --> 01:02:20,072
It will grant the desire
of the first person who reaches it.
999
01:02:20,239 --> 01:02:22,074
So, it's like a wishing well?
1000
01:02:24,577 --> 01:02:27,331
What do you think a guy called
the God Butcher would wish for?
1001
01:02:27,496 --> 01:02:30,456
If he seeks the Altar of Eternity,
that means he could wipe us out at once.
1002
01:02:30,583 --> 01:02:32,168
Zeus, we must act now.
1003
01:02:32,335 --> 01:02:34,086
He's not going to make it.
1004
01:02:34,253 --> 01:02:35,547
He doesn't have the key.
1005
01:02:36,130 --> 01:02:37,882
Is this the purpose of the gods?
1006
01:02:38,050 --> 01:02:40,719
To hide away in a golden
palace like cowards?
1007
01:02:40,885 --> 01:02:42,346
Maybe we have lost our way.
1008
01:02:42,929 --> 01:02:44,931
You know what?
We'll stop him ourselves.
1009
01:02:45,097 --> 01:02:47,266
I am afraid I cannot allow that.
1010
01:02:47,643 --> 01:02:49,978
This is a secret place...
1011
01:02:50,144 --> 01:02:51,938
known only to the gods.
1012
01:02:52,313 --> 01:02:54,023
You know where we are.
1013
01:02:54,190 --> 01:02:57,818
The God Butcher could use you
to find us.
1014
01:02:58,570 --> 01:02:59,905
This is no good.
1015
01:03:01,072 --> 01:03:02,074
So now...
1016
01:03:03,324 --> 01:03:04,826
you must stay.
1017
01:03:06,202 --> 01:03:07,204
Guards!
1018
01:03:09,873 --> 01:03:10,873
Hey.
1019
01:03:11,041 --> 01:03:12,041
Can we do my plan now?
1020
01:03:12,125 --> 01:03:13,960
Yes. Rush his bum.
1021
01:03:14,126 --> 01:03:15,128
Hell, yeah!
1022
01:03:18,215 --> 01:03:19,550
You didn't say, "Go."
1023
01:03:24,221 --> 01:03:25,556
Coming, guys!
1024
01:03:35,773 --> 01:03:36,775
Thor, catch!
1025
01:03:39,945 --> 01:03:40,945
Korg!
1026
01:04:00,423 --> 01:04:01,550
Val, duck!
1027
01:04:07,014 --> 01:04:08,014
Korg!
1028
01:04:10,224 --> 01:04:11,224
Thor.
1029
01:04:12,811 --> 01:04:14,813
Oh, no. No. Korg!
1030
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:18,900
Thor, I'm perishing!
1031
01:04:23,739 --> 01:04:24,864
Zeus!
1032
01:04:26,949 --> 01:04:28,409
You're next, Odinson!
1033
01:04:36,210 --> 01:04:38,420
That's the sound of lightning.
1034
01:04:45,635 --> 01:04:46,802
No!
1035
01:04:47,554 --> 01:04:49,556
Korgi. Korgi!
1036
01:04:49,722 --> 01:04:50,724
Thor.
1037
01:04:50,891 --> 01:04:52,226
- Korgi?
- I'm down here.
1038
01:04:52,391 --> 01:04:54,686
Where? Where are you?
I'm gonna get you out. It's okay.
1039
01:04:54,894 --> 01:04:56,103
- Korg. Korgi!
- Here I am!
1040
01:04:56,271 --> 01:04:57,271
I didn't die!
1041
01:04:57,396 --> 01:04:59,483
Oh, my God.
Yes! You're alive!
1042
01:04:59,650 --> 01:05:02,152
Turns out the only part of a Kronan
that's alive is his mouth.
1043
01:05:02,652 --> 01:05:04,612
Korgi, listen.
I need you to call the goats.
1044
01:05:04,780 --> 01:05:05,780
I'll do my best.
1045
01:05:05,864 --> 01:05:07,199
Guard him with your life.
1046
01:05:07,365 --> 01:05:08,199
I will.
1047
01:05:08,367 --> 01:05:09,367
Ready to go for a ride?
1048
01:05:13,704 --> 01:05:14,914
Now you've got my six.
1049
01:05:15,498 --> 01:05:16,625
Eight o'clock, Val.
1050
01:05:17,583 --> 01:05:18,626
7:48.
1051
01:05:20,045 --> 01:05:21,338
I can do this, damn it.
1052
01:05:22,130 --> 01:05:23,608
No, that's not it. No, that's not it.
1053
01:05:23,632 --> 01:05:24,675
Nope.
1054
01:05:24,842 --> 01:05:27,260
Come on, Korg, purse those lips.
1055
01:05:40,983 --> 01:05:41,983
I did it!
1056
01:06:19,396 --> 01:06:22,065
And then the goat boat came in,
rescued us...
1057
01:06:22,231 --> 01:06:24,693
and we flew out the window.
The end.
1058
01:06:24,860 --> 01:06:26,402
Another classic Thor adventure.
1059
01:06:27,028 --> 01:06:28,614
I can't believe you killed Zeus.
1060
01:06:28,780 --> 01:06:31,657
Well, you know what they say,
never meet your heroes.
1061
01:06:33,409 --> 01:06:35,730
But what's important is
we are on our way to you right now.
1062
01:06:36,163 --> 01:06:37,789
How are you guys doing?
Are you okay?
1063
01:06:37,956 --> 01:06:39,541
We're all right. A little scared.
1064
01:06:39,708 --> 01:06:41,793
Well, listen, I know
what it's like to be scared.
1065
01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:43,559
And I'll tell you,
when I was your age...
1066
01:06:43,711 --> 01:06:45,481
I don't think I would have been
as brave as you.
1067
01:06:45,505 --> 01:06:46,507
Really?
1068
01:06:46,672 --> 01:06:49,510
In fact, might just be
the bravest Asgardians that I've ever met.
1069
01:06:49,675 --> 01:06:50,802
All of you.
1070
01:06:50,969 --> 01:06:52,887
So I need you to
keep being brave, all right?
1071
01:06:53,054 --> 01:06:55,224
And take care of each other.
You're a team now.
1072
01:06:55,389 --> 01:06:56,807
Team Kids in a Cage.
1073
01:06:58,434 --> 01:06:59,478
Can you do that?
1074
01:07:00,103 --> 01:07:02,231
Yeah. I think we can do that.
1075
01:07:02,981 --> 01:07:03,981
I know you can.
1076
01:07:07,485 --> 01:07:08,528
Right?
1077
01:07:08,945 --> 01:07:10,112
- Thor?
- Yeah.
1078
01:07:10,572 --> 01:07:11,949
I'm glad I met my hero.
1079
01:07:12,114 --> 01:07:13,282
Oh, thanks, buddy.
1080
01:07:17,704 --> 01:07:19,373
How are the children?
1081
01:07:19,539 --> 01:07:21,309
As you can imagine, they're a little bit
scared because they're kids...
1082
01:07:21,333 --> 01:07:23,101
but I told them that
everything is going to plan.
1083
01:07:23,126 --> 01:07:24,126
Oh, so you lied to them?
1084
01:07:24,210 --> 01:07:25,210
We still have a plan?
1085
01:07:25,295 --> 01:07:26,438
- Yes, there's a plan.
- There's no plan.
1086
01:07:26,463 --> 01:07:28,590
- There is a plan.
- No. There's no plan.
1087
01:07:28,757 --> 01:07:30,800
We failed to raise a god army...
1088
01:07:30,967 --> 01:07:31,969
Korg is dead.
1089
01:07:32,135 --> 01:07:33,362
- He's not dead.
- I'm not dead.
1090
01:07:33,387 --> 01:07:34,847
Well, he's a head. And you...
1091
01:07:35,012 --> 01:07:36,389
you got properly humiliated.
1092
01:07:36,556 --> 01:07:38,851
No, I got properly naked,
which I am okay with.
1093
01:07:39,016 --> 01:07:40,601
- Jane?
- I was okay with it.
1094
01:07:40,768 --> 01:07:41,894
- Korg?
- I loved it.
1095
01:07:42,061 --> 01:07:43,998
The point is,
we are going into the Shadow Realm...
1096
01:07:44,021 --> 01:07:45,315
weaker than we were before.
1097
01:07:45,481 --> 01:07:46,775
I mean, we're gonna die.
1098
01:07:46,942 --> 01:07:48,402
- No one's gonna die, okay?
- Really?
1099
01:07:48,568 --> 01:07:50,820
Everything is fine.
We did great back there.
1100
01:07:50,987 --> 01:07:52,905
- We killed Zeus!
- You killed Zeus.
1101
01:07:53,072 --> 01:07:55,992
I mean, that may or may not be catastrophic
for the whole universe...
1102
01:07:56,159 --> 01:07:58,179
and, sure, the entire god kingdom
is probably going...
1103
01:07:58,202 --> 01:07:59,722
to hunt us down
for the rest of our days...
1104
01:07:59,746 --> 01:08:02,248
but listen, you stole
this beautiful weapon.
1105
01:08:02,416 --> 01:08:04,293
All right? This is the army right here.
1106
01:08:04,458 --> 01:08:07,461
It's sleek, it's slender,
it's powerful, it's beautiful...
1107
01:08:09,547 --> 01:08:11,382
For you. I love it for you, Valkyrie.
1108
01:08:11,550 --> 01:08:13,150
I mean, it's not really what I'm into...
1109
01:08:13,217 --> 01:08:15,094
'cause I've got my weapon out there.
1110
01:08:15,262 --> 01:08:16,889
Can I borrow that for a second?
1111
01:08:19,891 --> 01:08:22,185
There you are, old friend.
1112
01:08:22,603 --> 01:08:24,979
That was quite an entrance back there.
1113
01:08:30,777 --> 01:08:32,029
Listen...
1114
01:08:32,445 --> 01:08:33,447
are we good?
1115
01:08:33,779 --> 01:08:34,780
Yeah?
1116
01:08:34,948 --> 01:08:37,467
I mean, I know it's a little weird
having my ex-weapon around...
1117
01:08:38,076 --> 01:08:39,994
but come on, Mjolnir, in the past.
1118
01:08:40,328 --> 01:08:41,496
It's you and me now, buddy.
1119
01:08:41,829 --> 01:08:43,332
You know what?
1120
01:08:43,497 --> 01:08:45,833
I think it's time for your first beer.
What do you say?
1121
01:08:51,631 --> 01:08:53,050
Delicious.
1122
01:08:53,716 --> 01:08:55,385
I'm sorry we've been fighting lately.
1123
01:09:03,435 --> 01:09:04,435
Hey.
1124
01:09:04,853 --> 01:09:05,854
Oh, hey.
1125
01:09:08,606 --> 01:09:10,399
It's quite the view, huh?
1126
01:09:11,025 --> 01:09:12,027
Yeah. Beautiful.
1127
01:09:12,194 --> 01:09:15,863
I just want to say that was very, very
impressive what you did back there.
1128
01:09:16,573 --> 01:09:18,408
You and Mjolnir, you know.
1129
01:09:21,036 --> 01:09:22,037
Yeah.
1130
01:09:24,664 --> 01:09:26,457
- Space dolphins.
- What?
1131
01:09:27,376 --> 01:09:28,855
You should see some space dolphins...
1132
01:09:29,002 --> 01:09:30,002
What?
1133
01:09:30,587 --> 01:09:32,088
- Wow.
- Yeah.
1134
01:09:32,256 --> 01:09:33,798
Beautiful.
1135
01:09:34,675 --> 01:09:36,134
So beautiful. So rare.
1136
01:09:36,301 --> 01:09:37,344
Very loyal creatures.
1137
01:09:37,511 --> 01:09:40,264
They mate for life, in packs of six.
1138
01:09:40,430 --> 01:09:42,181
Just love.
1139
01:09:42,349 --> 01:09:45,226
With a hey ninny-nonny
and a fair finny-fonny
1140
01:09:45,394 --> 01:09:48,729
Ooh, brother man, you look so hot
1141
01:09:48,896 --> 01:09:51,733
I wanna get in your rocks
1142
01:09:52,442 --> 01:09:55,279
When we get together
We're gonna get it on
1143
01:09:55,444 --> 01:09:59,198
And we're all gonna make some babies
1144
01:09:59,992 --> 01:10:03,871
That is the song that my dad sang
to my other dad when they were courting.
1145
01:10:04,037 --> 01:10:06,957
When two Kronans wanna make a baby,
they get together inside a mountain...
1146
01:10:07,123 --> 01:10:10,586
and they go down to a little lava pool,
and they hold hands over the hot lava...
1147
01:10:10,752 --> 01:10:13,005
and then, after a month,
they pull their hands apart...
1148
01:10:13,171 --> 01:10:16,175
and they find they've created
a beautiful new Kronan baby boy.
1149
01:10:16,675 --> 01:10:18,510
Fascinating. And hot.
1150
01:10:18,801 --> 01:10:20,154
Did you ever have a special someone?
1151
01:10:20,179 --> 01:10:22,972
I've had so many special someones.
1152
01:10:23,140 --> 01:10:25,434
But I don't know...
1153
01:10:26,518 --> 01:10:27,787
I don't know if I want that again.
1154
01:10:27,810 --> 01:10:30,582
Is that because you lost your girlfriend
in battle and never forgave yourself?
1155
01:10:30,605 --> 01:10:33,333
And now, you're just trying to find answers
in the bottom of a bottle...
1156
01:10:33,358 --> 01:10:36,194
or some meaningless dalliance,
which only serves to numb the pain...
1157
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:38,988
instead of bringing you real happiness
or satisfaction?
1158
01:10:39,155 --> 01:10:41,490
Yeah. Something like that.
1159
01:10:44,286 --> 01:10:47,163
Beautiful. Beautiful things.
1160
01:10:51,460 --> 01:10:52,461
Jane.
1161
01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:53,921
Thor.
1162
01:10:54,087 --> 01:10:55,338
I wanna feel shitty about you.
1163
01:10:55,506 --> 01:10:56,506
What?
1164
01:11:00,594 --> 01:11:04,222
I wanna feel shitty about something
and I think that's you.
1165
01:11:04,389 --> 01:11:05,588
Not really getting any better.
1166
01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:07,100
It's not, is it? Damn it.
1167
01:11:08,726 --> 01:11:11,395
My friend, he told me
that it's better to feel shitty...
1168
01:11:12,648 --> 01:11:14,708
from losing love
than it is to never experience love...
1169
01:11:14,733 --> 01:11:16,293
and to feel nothing at all,
to feel empty...
1170
01:11:16,318 --> 01:11:17,398
and I think he was right...
1171
01:11:18,278 --> 01:11:20,697
which is how I've been feeling
for a long time.
1172
01:11:20,863 --> 01:11:23,158
I've pushed people away,
kept them at a distance...
1173
01:11:23,324 --> 01:11:24,725
because of the fear of that loss...
1174
01:11:24,784 --> 01:11:26,970
but I don't wanna do that anymore.
I don't wanna live like that.
1175
01:11:26,994 --> 01:11:28,765
Better to close off your heart
than feel the pain.
1176
01:11:28,788 --> 01:11:31,041
That's what I did, yes.
I closed off my heart...
1177
01:11:31,207 --> 01:11:32,917
and I meditated.
Did you meditate?
1178
01:11:33,085 --> 01:11:34,252
No. It's so boring.
1179
01:11:34,418 --> 01:11:36,087
It actually made me more angry.
1180
01:11:37,046 --> 01:11:39,591
But I'm tired of giving myself over
to the idea of fate...
1181
01:11:39,757 --> 01:11:42,051
and trying to figure out
what the universe wants from me.
1182
01:11:42,219 --> 01:11:44,823
I wanna live in the moment,
I wanna live like there's no tomorrow...
1183
01:11:44,846 --> 01:11:45,930
throw caution to the wind.
1184
01:11:46,097 --> 01:11:48,057
I wanna be with you, Jane.
1185
01:11:49,016 --> 01:11:50,185
What do you say?
1186
01:11:50,685 --> 01:11:52,354
I have cancer.
1187
01:11:54,773 --> 01:11:55,774
I'm sorry. What?
1188
01:11:56,399 --> 01:11:57,400
I'm sick.
1189
01:11:57,568 --> 01:11:59,194
- Wait. What's happening?
- Bye.
1190
01:11:59,944 --> 01:12:02,238
No, no, no. Jane, Jane, Jane.
Wait, wait, wait. Jane.
1191
01:12:02,447 --> 01:12:04,949
What did I say? I didn't mean that.
Just kidding.
1192
01:12:06,577 --> 01:12:08,119
I don't have cancer.
1193
01:12:08,287 --> 01:12:09,704
Let's go smash something.
1194
01:12:10,497 --> 01:12:11,497
Jane, I'm so sorry.
1195
01:12:11,664 --> 01:12:13,625
Don't be sorry for me.
1196
01:12:15,210 --> 01:12:16,712
When did you find out?
1197
01:12:18,921 --> 01:12:20,716
Like six months ago.
1198
01:12:20,882 --> 01:12:24,677
I was just feeling tired,
and then they told me I have Stage Four.
1199
01:12:24,845 --> 01:12:26,555
Get my affairs in order.
1200
01:12:27,389 --> 01:12:29,725
And then I heard Mjolnir calling me...
1201
01:12:30,516 --> 01:12:32,978
so I thought maybe,
if science isn't working...
1202
01:12:33,895 --> 01:12:36,355
maybe Viking space magic.
1203
01:12:37,356 --> 01:12:38,859
That's why you came to New Asgard.
1204
01:12:39,025 --> 01:12:41,862
Yeah, I thought the hammer
maybe could cure me...
1205
01:12:42,029 --> 01:12:44,948
and I think it's getting better.
1206
01:12:45,615 --> 01:12:47,074
Maybe not.
1207
01:12:48,118 --> 01:12:50,328
Jane, none of us know how long we have.
1208
01:12:50,494 --> 01:12:52,747
We don't know what tomorrow holds.
1209
01:12:52,914 --> 01:12:53,916
And Mjolnir...
1210
01:12:54,291 --> 01:12:55,542
Mjolnir chose you.
1211
01:12:56,417 --> 01:12:58,337
And it chose you because you're worthy.
1212
01:12:58,503 --> 01:12:59,755
And that's something.
1213
01:12:59,921 --> 01:13:01,047
When I first met you...
1214
01:13:01,715 --> 01:13:04,342
I was unworthy.
I was unable to pick up that hammer.
1215
01:13:05,219 --> 01:13:06,386
But you taught me...
1216
01:13:06,552 --> 01:13:09,515
there is no greater purpose
than to help those in need.
1217
01:13:10,265 --> 01:13:12,350
You made me worthy.
1218
01:13:13,810 --> 01:13:15,979
So whatever you wanna do,
we can do together.
1219
01:13:18,148 --> 01:13:19,149
Okay.
1220
01:13:19,315 --> 01:13:21,068
Now what do you wanna do?
1221
01:13:22,194 --> 01:13:24,863
I wanna get those children
back to their families.
1222
01:13:25,029 --> 01:13:26,280
I wanna finish that mission.
1223
01:13:27,490 --> 01:13:28,908
Spoken like a true Thor.
1224
01:13:30,702 --> 01:13:32,037
How do you feel now?
1225
01:13:33,247 --> 01:13:34,372
So scared.
1226
01:13:35,666 --> 01:13:36,667
How are you feeling?
1227
01:13:36,833 --> 01:13:38,042
Shitty.
1228
01:13:38,210 --> 01:13:39,210
How shitty?
1229
01:13:39,252 --> 01:13:40,878
- Really shitty.
- Well, then...
1230
01:13:52,015 --> 01:13:54,055
I wonder what those two are talking about
out there.
1231
01:13:54,685 --> 01:13:55,935
Yeah, they're not talking.
1232
01:13:58,479 --> 01:14:02,984
Do you think those two will ever hold hands
over a hot lava pool and make a Thor baby?
1233
01:14:04,778 --> 01:14:06,947
It's unlikely, sadly.
1234
01:14:07,530 --> 01:14:10,242
That's too bad.
I think Thor would make a great dad.
1235
01:14:13,453 --> 01:14:14,872
Hey. We're here.
1236
01:14:23,838 --> 01:14:25,423
Where did all the color go?
1237
01:14:58,873 --> 01:15:00,125
They're not here.
1238
01:15:05,631 --> 01:15:06,672
Where are they?
1239
01:15:25,900 --> 01:15:27,653
What the hell is this place?
1240
01:15:56,014 --> 01:15:58,015
Bifrost is the key?
1241
01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:08,652
It's a trap!
1242
01:16:26,086 --> 01:16:28,648
You wanna tell me why you just threw
Storm breaker out the window?
1243
01:16:28,671 --> 01:16:30,798
He needs it to open the Gates of Eternity.
1244
01:17:02,122 --> 01:17:03,725
We really have to stop meeting like this.
1245
01:17:03,748 --> 01:17:04,791
Call the axe.
1246
01:17:04,957 --> 01:17:06,603
I'll call the axe when
you call the dentist.
1247
01:17:06,627 --> 01:17:09,253
Call the axe.
1248
01:17:09,421 --> 01:17:11,506
Tell me where the children are
or I'm gonna kill you.
1249
01:17:18,596 --> 01:17:20,015
Call the axe.
1250
01:17:27,230 --> 01:17:29,065
Some god you are.
1251
01:17:29,942 --> 01:17:33,319
You know nothing of being a god.
1252
01:17:35,863 --> 01:17:40,368
You went to the gods for help,
and they did nothing.
1253
01:17:40,536 --> 01:17:43,204
We're alike in that sense.
1254
01:17:43,788 --> 01:17:45,082
He's nothing like you.
1255
01:17:45,248 --> 01:17:46,750
What was that?
1256
01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:51,712
I said he's nothing like you.
1257
01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:53,256
That's right.
1258
01:17:53,422 --> 01:17:57,802
I'm not a hypocrite.
I'm truly creating peace.
1259
01:17:57,970 --> 01:17:59,720
Peace? You're murdering innocent gods.
1260
01:17:59,887 --> 01:18:00,930
Innocent?
1261
01:18:02,099 --> 01:18:03,100
Are you a Valkyrie?
1262
01:18:03,266 --> 01:18:04,266
Yes.
1263
01:18:05,435 --> 01:18:06,936
How exciting!
1264
01:18:08,020 --> 01:18:11,024
Oh, the gods failed you, too...
1265
01:18:11,358 --> 01:18:15,069
when your sisterhood was led to slaughter.
1266
01:18:15,237 --> 01:18:16,320
Don't you dare speak...
1267
01:18:17,113 --> 01:18:19,157
Did you pray to the gods...
1268
01:18:19,323 --> 01:18:23,578
when the women you loved
laid dying on the battlefield?
1269
01:18:25,454 --> 01:18:27,582
Did you beg them for help...
1270
01:18:28,250 --> 01:18:30,293
as your family was massacred?
1271
01:18:33,255 --> 01:18:34,256
Good chat.
1272
01:18:38,010 --> 01:18:39,177
This one.
1273
01:18:39,677 --> 01:18:41,430
You're interesting.
1274
01:18:42,555 --> 01:18:44,099
You're different.
1275
01:18:44,807 --> 01:18:46,018
Yes.
1276
01:18:54,359 --> 01:18:55,610
You're dying.
1277
01:18:57,445 --> 01:18:58,654
I'm sorry.
1278
01:18:59,780 --> 01:19:01,658
We're on the same path.
1279
01:19:03,952 --> 01:19:07,288
Just as the sword empowered me...
1280
01:19:07,956 --> 01:19:10,082
the hammer empowered you.
1281
01:19:11,042 --> 01:19:13,753
But it did nothing
to change your fate.
1282
01:19:14,755 --> 01:19:17,882
The gods will use you...
1283
01:19:18,759 --> 01:19:21,470
but they will not help you.
1284
01:19:21,929 --> 01:19:27,059
There is no eternal reward for us.
1285
01:19:33,689 --> 01:19:35,192
She'll be gone soon.
1286
01:19:36,984 --> 01:19:38,694
And you know who won't help her?
1287
01:19:38,862 --> 01:19:40,613
I'll give you one guess.
1288
01:19:51,833 --> 01:19:53,210
I know your pain.
1289
01:19:53,377 --> 01:19:55,378
Love is pain.
1290
01:20:00,007 --> 01:20:02,426
I had a daughter once.
1291
01:20:03,261 --> 01:20:05,221
I put my faith in a higher power...
1292
01:20:05,389 --> 01:20:08,100
hoping it would save her...
1293
01:20:08,266 --> 01:20:09,935
and she...
1294
01:20:11,144 --> 01:20:12,854
died.
1295
01:20:16,899 --> 01:20:18,985
Now I understand.
1296
01:20:19,152 --> 01:20:21,404
My daughter is the lucky one.
1297
01:20:22,029 --> 01:20:27,243
She does not have to grow up
in a world of suffering...
1298
01:20:27,411 --> 01:20:28,912
and pain...
1299
01:20:29,078 --> 01:20:33,332
run by wicked gods.
1300
01:20:35,002 --> 01:20:37,378
Choose love.
1301
01:20:38,505 --> 01:20:41,966
Call the axe.
1302
01:20:50,641 --> 01:20:52,685
Call...
1303
01:20:53,103 --> 01:20:54,479
the axe.
1304
01:21:30,765 --> 01:21:32,016
You okay?
1305
01:21:32,184 --> 01:21:33,268
Yeah.
1306
01:21:36,229 --> 01:21:37,271
I wanna kill this guy.
1307
01:21:37,439 --> 01:21:39,899
So do I, but we have to take him alive.
1308
01:21:40,067 --> 01:21:42,069
He's our only link to
finding those children.
1309
01:22:56,018 --> 01:22:57,810
Thank you, Mr. Goat.
1310
01:23:30,594 --> 01:23:31,595
Val!
1311
01:23:42,730 --> 01:23:44,106
We gotta get her out of here!
1312
01:23:53,908 --> 01:23:55,159
Hey. I got you.
1313
01:24:06,296 --> 01:24:08,172
Hey, guys, we're here.
Come on, let's go.
1314
01:24:08,381 --> 01:24:10,259
Storm breaker, take us home.
1315
01:25:05,898 --> 01:25:08,149
...at a rate that
none of us have seen before.
1316
01:25:08,317 --> 01:25:11,485
Look, there are other more aggressive forms
of treatment we can try...
1317
01:25:11,653 --> 01:25:14,823
but something's affecting her
body's ability to fight the cancer.
1318
01:25:15,740 --> 01:25:17,367
I'm sorry, Thor.
1319
01:25:31,381 --> 01:25:33,007
There you are. Okay.
1320
01:25:33,175 --> 01:25:34,217
What's goin' on out there?
1321
01:25:34,384 --> 01:25:37,261
Some moron made a fridge without a door.
Can you believe it?
1322
01:25:37,429 --> 01:25:40,474
Not to worry. Got it open
and got you all sorts of goodies.
1323
01:25:40,640 --> 01:25:41,641
How's Val?
1324
01:25:41,975 --> 01:25:44,310
She's in a lot of pain,
but she is stable.
1325
01:25:44,478 --> 01:25:45,478
Okay, good.
1326
01:25:45,854 --> 01:25:48,231
Now you just gotta get this out of my...
1327
01:25:48,398 --> 01:25:49,917
No, no, no.
That's gotta stay in there.
1328
01:25:50,024 --> 01:25:53,278
That's all the magic potions
and elixirs doing their thing, so...
1329
01:25:53,862 --> 01:25:56,757
I'm just gonna pop out for a moment,
pick up the kids, kill the bad guy...
1330
01:25:56,782 --> 01:25:58,101
and then I'll come straight back.
1331
01:25:59,117 --> 01:26:00,702
You're going without me?
1332
01:26:01,453 --> 01:26:02,453
Yeah.
1333
01:26:02,621 --> 01:26:04,581
What happened to, like,
doing everything together?
1334
01:26:04,747 --> 01:26:06,667
He's gonna use those kids to distract you.
1335
01:26:06,833 --> 01:26:07,917
You need me.
1336
01:26:08,085 --> 01:26:10,295
I do need you, Jane. I need you alive.
1337
01:26:10,462 --> 01:26:13,465
It'd be great to have you on the
battlefield, fighting Gorr side by side...
1338
01:26:13,631 --> 01:26:15,425
but that hammer is killing you.
1339
01:26:16,760 --> 01:26:19,762
Every time you use it, it's
draining all of your mortal strength...
1340
01:26:19,930 --> 01:26:22,099
leaving your body
unable to fight the cancer.
1341
01:26:22,890 --> 01:26:24,850
What happened to,
"Live like there's no tomorrow"?
1342
01:26:24,976 --> 01:26:26,936
Well, that's before I knew
you might not have one.
1343
01:26:27,020 --> 01:26:28,396
Why not have one more adventure?
1344
01:26:28,604 --> 01:26:30,765
Jane, if there's a chance to live,
you have to take it.
1345
01:26:30,899 --> 01:26:33,734
Spoken like a true Thor
who does not have cancer.
1346
01:26:37,238 --> 01:26:41,201
I know I seem like some cool astrophysicist
from New Mexico...
1347
01:26:41,368 --> 01:26:43,953
just living the dream,
but look at me.
1348
01:26:44,121 --> 01:26:47,791
I wanna keep fighting.
I'm the Mighty Thor.
1349
01:26:47,957 --> 01:26:49,198
And you want me not to do that?
1350
01:26:49,333 --> 01:26:51,920
What's the point of more time of this?
1351
01:26:52,962 --> 01:26:54,506
Because I love you.
1352
01:26:57,050 --> 01:26:58,760
I've always loved you.
1353
01:26:59,845 --> 01:27:01,889
And this is a chance for us.
1354
01:27:02,597 --> 01:27:06,143
But if you pick up that damn hammer again,
then that chance is gone.
1355
01:27:18,197 --> 01:27:19,614
It's your choice, Jane.
1356
01:27:20,782 --> 01:27:23,542
But I'd regret it every single day
if I didn't ask you to stay here...
1357
01:27:23,702 --> 01:27:25,578
so we could try and
figure this out together.
1358
01:27:28,789 --> 01:27:30,751
You better come back to me.
1359
01:27:31,627 --> 01:27:33,587
I'm coming back as soon as I can.
1360
01:27:36,131 --> 01:27:38,591
- Break a leg.
- I'll break all his legs.
1361
01:27:52,146 --> 01:27:54,417
Remember that the Gate to Eternity
is at the literal center...
1362
01:27:54,440 --> 01:27:55,627
- of the universe.
- Universe. Yes.
1363
01:27:55,650 --> 01:27:57,045
If you go past the cluster of comets...
1364
01:27:57,069 --> 01:27:59,548
Yes, yes, I know. We've been over this.
I'm not gonna get lost.
1365
01:27:59,820 --> 01:28:02,240
So how you feeling with the old stab wound?
1366
01:28:02,407 --> 01:28:03,574
I think I lost my kidney.
1367
01:28:03,742 --> 01:28:04,993
Gone completely?
1368
01:28:05,159 --> 01:28:06,244
I wish I could join you...
1369
01:28:06,453 --> 01:28:08,913
but I'd probably die,
and that won't help get the kids back...
1370
01:28:09,081 --> 01:28:10,498
so you'll have to go alone.
1371
01:28:11,123 --> 01:28:13,668
All you have to do is destroy that sword.
1372
01:28:13,836 --> 01:28:16,462
It's his source of power.
He won't survive long without it.
1373
01:28:18,465 --> 01:28:20,425
Hey. Don't die.
1374
01:28:20,801 --> 01:28:21,969
Yeah, I know.
1375
01:29:15,730 --> 01:29:17,733
Eternity.
1376
01:29:20,027 --> 01:29:21,444
Finally.
1377
01:29:36,210 --> 01:29:37,461
Come on.
1378
01:30:03,319 --> 01:30:04,320
Hey, kids.
1379
01:30:06,864 --> 01:30:08,199
I knew he'd come.
1380
01:30:08,951 --> 01:30:09,952
Go!
1381
01:30:10,118 --> 01:30:11,118
Go, kids!
1382
01:30:20,212 --> 01:30:22,965
Everyone okay? All right, gather round.
Gather round.
1383
01:30:23,422 --> 01:30:26,176
Good to see you in person, buddy.
Good to see you.
1384
01:30:37,061 --> 01:30:38,539
All right, listen up.
Here's the plan.
1385
01:30:38,564 --> 01:30:40,690
We're gonna sneak our way
towards Storm breaker...
1386
01:30:40,858 --> 01:30:44,778
being very careful not to bump into
any of those big shadow monsters.
1387
01:30:46,320 --> 01:30:47,698
They're behind me, aren't they?
1388
01:30:53,412 --> 01:30:55,011
Does anyone here have battle experience?
1389
01:30:55,122 --> 01:30:56,122
Battle experience?
1390
01:30:56,247 --> 01:30:58,207
Well, no time to learn
like the present.
1391
01:30:58,375 --> 01:31:00,793
We're not strong like you. We're just kids.
1392
01:31:00,961 --> 01:31:02,921
Hey, don't forget you're Asgardian kids.
1393
01:31:03,380 --> 01:31:05,090
I'm not. I'm just a Lycan kid.
1394
01:31:05,256 --> 01:31:06,382
And I'm a Midassian kid.
1395
01:31:06,550 --> 01:31:07,789
- I'm Falligarian.
- Okay, okay.
1396
01:31:07,842 --> 01:31:10,304
But today you're Asgardians.
1397
01:31:10,470 --> 01:31:11,721
Now collect your weapons.
1398
01:31:11,889 --> 01:31:12,889
What?
1399
01:31:12,930 --> 01:31:14,932
Go and find anything you can pick up.
1400
01:31:15,100 --> 01:31:16,100
Bring it back here.
1401
01:31:16,518 --> 01:31:17,895
Hurry, hurry!
1402
01:31:18,436 --> 01:31:19,563
Okay, cool. Come on!
1403
01:31:20,814 --> 01:31:22,440
They're getting closer.
Hurry up!
1404
01:31:22,608 --> 01:31:23,609
Come on!
1405
01:31:25,234 --> 01:31:28,822
Today is a day that
will go down in history.
1406
01:31:29,780 --> 01:31:32,993
Today is the day they will talk about
for generations to come.
1407
01:31:33,159 --> 01:31:35,537
Today we are Space Vikings!
1408
01:31:36,412 --> 01:31:38,247
Present arms!
1409
01:31:43,587 --> 01:31:46,297
Whosoever holds these weapons,
and believes in getting home...
1410
01:31:46,465 --> 01:31:49,301
if they be true of heart
is therefore worthy...
1411
01:31:49,467 --> 01:31:50,927
and shall possess...
1412
01:31:51,929 --> 01:31:53,471
for limited time only...
1413
01:31:54,055 --> 01:31:57,725
the power of Thor!
1414
01:32:06,984 --> 01:32:08,278
General Axl...
1415
01:32:09,947 --> 01:32:11,739
lead your army to that axe.
1416
01:32:12,448 --> 01:32:13,908
We shall do our worst.
1417
01:32:15,409 --> 01:32:16,703
For Asgard.
1418
01:34:12,985 --> 01:34:14,154
Yeah!
1419
01:34:16,614 --> 01:34:17,615
No.
1420
01:34:31,963 --> 01:34:33,381
Jane.
1421
01:34:50,399 --> 01:34:51,984
We destroy that sword and he's dead.
1422
01:34:52,149 --> 01:34:54,350
The gateway's almost open.
You gotta stop Storm breaker.
1423
01:34:54,987 --> 01:34:56,320
It's okay. I got him.
1424
01:35:04,371 --> 01:35:05,872
Storm breaker, stop this!
1425
01:35:06,622 --> 01:35:08,393
Get a hold of yourself.
Look what you're doing!
1426
01:35:08,417 --> 01:35:09,751
I'm gonna get you out of there.
1427
01:35:10,711 --> 01:35:13,130
Come on. Come on, buddy.
1428
01:35:18,260 --> 01:35:21,637
Let go of my friend.
1429
01:35:25,809 --> 01:35:27,310
You've lost, Lady Thor.
1430
01:35:34,775 --> 01:35:35,775
First off...
1431
01:35:36,153 --> 01:35:38,779
the name is Mighty Thor.
1432
01:35:40,364 --> 01:35:41,658
And secondly...
1433
01:35:41,824 --> 01:35:43,827
if you can't say Mighty Thor...
1434
01:35:44,828 --> 01:35:48,457
I'll accept Doctor Jane Foster.
1435
01:35:52,418 --> 01:35:53,628
And thirdly...
1436
01:35:54,337 --> 01:35:57,216
Eat my hammer!
1437
01:36:05,515 --> 01:36:07,850
Storm breaker!
1438
01:36:12,189 --> 01:36:13,439
I knew you could do it.
1439
01:36:14,565 --> 01:36:16,527
Axl! Get them home!
1440
01:38:05,551 --> 01:38:06,677
Jane?
1441
01:38:07,179 --> 01:38:08,180
I'm okay.
1442
01:38:08,555 --> 01:38:09,847
You have to stop him.
1443
01:38:40,127 --> 01:38:41,505
Gorr! Stop!
1444
01:38:46,176 --> 01:38:48,302
What kind of father would I be...
1445
01:38:48,886 --> 01:38:50,471
if I stopped?
1446
01:38:54,393 --> 01:38:57,604
I know your pain,
but this isn't the way.
1447
01:38:59,564 --> 01:39:02,484
It's not death or revenge that you seek.
1448
01:39:05,237 --> 01:39:07,573
What do I seek?
1449
01:39:21,043 --> 01:39:22,296
You seek love.
1450
01:39:25,673 --> 01:39:26,966
Love?
1451
01:39:28,010 --> 01:39:30,011
Why should I seek love?
1452
01:39:30,720 --> 01:39:32,555
Because it's all any of us want.
1453
01:39:35,016 --> 01:39:36,185
How...
1454
01:39:36,350 --> 01:39:40,063
dare you turn your back on me?
1455
01:39:41,606 --> 01:39:43,399
You've won, Gorr.
1456
01:39:43,567 --> 01:39:45,402
Why would I spend
my last moments with you...
1457
01:39:45,569 --> 01:39:46,944
when I can be with her?
1458
01:39:48,322 --> 01:39:49,823
I choose love.
1459
01:39:50,032 --> 01:39:52,868
You can, too. You can bring her back.
1460
01:39:56,787 --> 01:39:58,497
Make your wish.
1461
01:40:29,695 --> 01:40:31,073
I'm dying.
1462
01:40:32,533 --> 01:40:34,158
She would have no one.
1463
01:40:35,409 --> 01:40:37,203
She would be alone.
1464
01:40:44,502 --> 01:40:46,505
She won't be alone.
1465
01:41:56,949 --> 01:41:58,118
My love.
1466
01:42:08,170 --> 01:42:10,087
I've missed you so much.
1467
01:42:12,966 --> 01:42:14,592
I missed you too.
1468
01:42:18,137 --> 01:42:19,389
I'm so sorry.
1469
01:42:19,555 --> 01:42:20,556
It's okay.
1470
01:42:22,643 --> 01:42:25,061
Ever since I picked up that hammer...
1471
01:42:26,896 --> 01:42:28,231
it's like...
1472
01:42:28,981 --> 01:42:30,442
I've gotten an extra life.
1473
01:42:31,902 --> 01:42:33,819
And it was...
1474
01:42:35,530 --> 01:42:37,032
magical.
1475
01:42:39,909 --> 01:42:41,953
Not too bad for a human.
1476
01:42:43,622 --> 01:42:45,164
Not too bad for a god.
1477
01:42:46,123 --> 01:42:50,045
Hey. I think I figured out my catchphrase.
1478
01:42:50,462 --> 01:42:52,046
- Oh, yeah? What is it?
- Come close...
1479
01:42:58,011 --> 01:42:59,179
It's perfect.
1480
01:42:59,345 --> 01:43:00,639
It's the best one yet.
1481
01:43:00,805 --> 01:43:02,015
Thanks.
1482
01:43:10,106 --> 01:43:12,359
Keep your heart open.
1483
01:43:17,864 --> 01:43:19,283
I love you.
1484
01:43:20,533 --> 01:43:22,034
I love you, too.
1485
01:44:07,706 --> 01:44:09,207
Protect her.
1486
01:44:10,751 --> 01:44:12,085
Protect my love.
1487
01:44:46,078 --> 01:44:49,914
Let me tell you
the legend of the Space Viking...
1488
01:44:50,707 --> 01:44:55,878
AKA the Mighty Thor,
AKA Dr. Jane Foster.
1489
01:44:58,131 --> 01:45:00,591
Her sacrifice saved the universe...
1490
01:45:00,759 --> 01:45:04,387
and taught us all
what it means to be worthy.
1491
01:45:04,930 --> 01:45:06,849
She helped the children of the gods...
1492
01:45:07,015 --> 01:45:09,309
who laser-beamed
their way back home...
1493
01:45:09,475 --> 01:45:13,396
to their dozy little fishing village
turned tourist destination.
1494
01:45:14,480 --> 01:45:15,565
Axl!
1495
01:45:15,731 --> 01:45:17,192
I missed you.
1496
01:45:17,568 --> 01:45:18,962
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine. I'm okay.
1497
01:45:18,985 --> 01:45:20,112
- Are you sure?
- I'm okay.
1498
01:45:20,279 --> 01:45:21,719
The kids were safe to be kids again.
1499
01:45:21,863 --> 01:45:23,239
Louder, three!
1500
01:45:24,867 --> 01:45:25,868
Widen your stance.
1501
01:45:26,033 --> 01:45:29,453
Especially after their king made them
all go to self-defense classes.
1502
01:45:29,621 --> 01:45:31,414
Look at all those budding Space Vikings.
1503
01:45:31,582 --> 01:45:32,707
And the most important part.
1504
01:45:33,207 --> 01:45:34,542
The war cry!
1505
01:45:36,002 --> 01:45:37,253
Even Heimdall's son...
1506
01:45:37,421 --> 01:45:39,088
Axl Heimdall son...
1507
01:45:39,256 --> 01:45:41,466
who could now do
his dad's freaky eye magic...
1508
01:45:41,632 --> 01:45:43,467
was becoming quite the warrior.
1509
01:45:43,926 --> 01:45:46,137
The future of Asgard was secure.
1510
01:45:47,890 --> 01:45:50,850
Speaking of futures,
I was forging one of my own...
1511
01:45:51,018 --> 01:45:52,476
now that my body's grown back...
1512
01:45:53,395 --> 01:45:55,564
with a dude I met called Dwayne.
1513
01:45:57,190 --> 01:45:58,817
And what about Thor, you ask?
1514
01:45:59,400 --> 01:46:01,528
He embarked on a new journey...
1515
01:46:01,694 --> 01:46:06,073
because he had found something to live for,
something to love for.
1516
01:46:06,240 --> 01:46:10,746
A little someone who turned him
from Sad God into Dad God.
1517
01:46:10,912 --> 01:46:12,079
Breakfast is served.
1518
01:46:13,582 --> 01:46:15,542
Hello. There you go.
1519
01:46:15,708 --> 01:46:17,668
Hey. Breakfast.
1520
01:46:18,086 --> 01:46:20,588
Excuse me.
What is that?
1521
01:46:20,756 --> 01:46:22,591
They're pan-flaps. From Earth.
1522
01:46:22,757 --> 01:46:24,592
I don't think I like pan-flaps.
1523
01:46:24,760 --> 01:46:25,960
- You love them.
- No, I don't.
1524
01:46:26,011 --> 01:46:27,890
- Yes, you do.
- I've never had that in my life.
1525
01:46:28,012 --> 01:46:29,698
Come on. Eat up. We have to go.
We're gonna be late.
1526
01:46:29,722 --> 01:46:30,722
Now where are your boots?
1527
01:46:30,890 --> 01:46:32,850
I'm wearing them.
1528
01:46:33,185 --> 01:46:34,353
You're not wearing those.
1529
01:46:34,520 --> 01:46:36,104
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not.
1530
01:46:36,270 --> 01:46:37,439
Yes, I am.
1531
01:46:37,605 --> 01:46:38,649
No. You're not.
1532
01:46:38,814 --> 01:46:39,983
Go to hell, demon!
1533
01:46:41,902 --> 01:46:42,902
Wow!
1534
01:46:43,237 --> 01:46:45,905
Brand new, now destroyed.
Thank you very much.
1535
01:46:46,073 --> 01:46:47,908
You know what? You wear what you want.
1536
01:46:48,074 --> 01:46:50,052
Don't come complaining to me
when your feet get sore, all right?
1537
01:46:50,077 --> 01:46:51,828
You'll get no sympathy here from me.
1538
01:46:52,037 --> 01:46:54,247
Fine, I'll wear the boots.
1539
01:46:54,413 --> 01:46:55,413
Thank you.
1540
01:46:55,457 --> 01:46:57,208
Remember what my mother used to tell me.
1541
01:46:57,376 --> 01:46:58,416
Listen to the grown-ups...
1542
01:46:58,543 --> 01:47:00,587
and if you see anyone scared
or being picked on...
1543
01:47:00,753 --> 01:47:02,154
- you look after them, okay?
- Okay.
1544
01:47:02,256 --> 01:47:03,631
And most of all, have fun.
1545
01:47:03,798 --> 01:47:05,341
- Gotcha.
- Gotcha.
1546
01:47:05,509 --> 01:47:07,511
Now where is Mjolnir?
Where did I put him?
1547
01:47:07,677 --> 01:47:08,957
Over there. Sleeping in the bed.
1548
01:47:09,011 --> 01:47:10,180
In the bed.
1549
01:47:11,765 --> 01:47:12,765
Oh, wow.
1550
01:47:15,226 --> 01:47:17,020
That is not coming off.
1551
01:47:17,770 --> 01:47:19,189
What did you do?
1552
01:47:19,355 --> 01:47:21,274
She looked boring before.
1553
01:47:22,359 --> 01:47:23,860
Yeah. Suppose it did.
1554
01:47:24,027 --> 01:47:25,028
I love it.
1555
01:47:25,362 --> 01:47:26,572
Very creative.
1556
01:47:30,742 --> 01:47:31,742
Okay.
1557
01:47:32,368 --> 01:47:33,720
Now, you see the aliens down there?
1558
01:47:33,744 --> 01:47:35,956
- The stripy ones?
- They look nice.
1559
01:47:36,122 --> 01:47:38,059
Yeah, they are nice.
That's why we have to look after them.
1560
01:47:38,082 --> 01:47:39,917
Got it. Protect the nice ones.
1561
01:47:41,043 --> 01:47:42,045
I love you, sweetie.
1562
01:47:42,212 --> 01:47:43,462
Love you, Uncle Thor.
1563
01:47:46,466 --> 01:47:47,967
They will always be there for us.
1564
01:47:48,135 --> 01:47:51,305
The Space Viking
and his girl, born from Eternity.
1565
01:47:51,470 --> 01:47:53,806
With the powers of a god.
1566
01:47:56,268 --> 01:47:57,895
Two warriors...
1567
01:47:58,060 --> 01:48:01,189
fighting the good fight
for those who can't fight good.
1568
01:48:06,862 --> 01:48:10,489
They have traveled far,
and have been given many names.
1569
01:48:11,158 --> 01:48:13,577
But to those who know them best...
1570
01:48:13,743 --> 01:48:15,412
they are simply known...
1571
01:48:15,578 --> 01:48:17,581
as Love and Thunder.
1572
01:50:05,439 --> 01:50:09,443
It used to be that being a god,
it meant something.
1573
01:50:11,235 --> 01:50:13,279
People would whisper your name...
1574
01:50:13,863 --> 01:50:17,783
before sharing
their deepest hopes and dreams.
1575
01:50:18,868 --> 01:50:21,204
They begged you for mercy...
1576
01:50:21,872 --> 01:50:24,625
without ever knowing if you were
actually listening.
1577
01:50:26,960 --> 01:50:27,961
Now...
1578
01:50:28,670 --> 01:50:30,588
you know, they look to the sky...
1579
01:50:31,381 --> 01:50:33,634
they don't ask us for lightning.
1580
01:50:34,301 --> 01:50:36,636
They don't ask us for rain.
1581
01:50:37,345 --> 01:50:41,682
They just want to see
one of their so-called superheroes.
1582
01:50:44,978 --> 01:50:47,355
When did we become the joke?
1583
01:50:50,442 --> 01:50:51,693
No.
1584
01:50:52,653 --> 01:50:54,112
No more.
1585
01:50:55,655 --> 01:50:58,242
They will fear us again...
1586
01:50:58,742 --> 01:51:01,703
when Thor Odinson falls from the sky.
1587
01:51:04,957 --> 01:51:07,835
Do you understand me, Hercules?
1588
01:51:08,335 --> 01:51:10,753
Do you understand me, my son?
1589
01:51:11,046 --> 01:51:12,463
Yes, Father.
1590
01:57:59,954 --> 01:58:00,954
What?
1591
01:58:02,541 --> 01:58:03,667
Hey.
1592
01:58:05,042 --> 01:58:06,545
Jane Foster.
1593
01:58:07,421 --> 01:58:08,963
Heimdall.
1594
01:58:09,422 --> 01:58:10,798
I see you're dead now.
1595
01:58:11,550 --> 01:58:12,801
Yeah.
1596
01:58:13,426 --> 01:58:15,429
Thank you for looking after my son.
1597
01:58:16,180 --> 01:58:18,806
You are very welcome here,
to the land of the gods.
1598
01:58:23,561 --> 01:58:25,314
Welcome to Valhalla.
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