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They say this is not the best time to come to the gym...
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Pardon me?
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I mean...
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This is the best time of the day to come to the gym.
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There's no one!
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Is it always like this?
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Yes.
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You can only find some retired old man or some bored trophy
wife.
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Which category do you fit?
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MASCARPONE
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Hey Antonio.
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Honey!
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You're home already.
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What's up?
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Where the hell did I put it?
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Enrico texted you: he asks if you already told him.
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Please be nice and text him back.
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Antonio, I asked you to cut down on the baking.
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- Honey...
- This is not a bakery house!
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Will you let me handle this?
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You sounded so gloomy earlier on the phone...
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Why don't you help me out? Come on.
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There's mascarpone in the fridge.
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Top shelf...
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The white one. Bravo, that's it!
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What's on the menu, besides tiramisù?
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I'll take care of dinner, don't worry.
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It's just I'm kinda hungry right now...
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Okay, let me fix this.
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You can have a cookie. Careful: it's hot!
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Wait. Go and wash your hands first.
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80 euro a month is a cheap fee.
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There's a swimming pool,
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a fully equipped room with all the machines...
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There's also a tennis court!
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It's open until late at night during the week...
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I saw a story on Paolo's Instagram
half an hour ago...
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We can subscribe for 80 euro each month,
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so that we're not committed or anything,
in case we lose our interest, as we did before.
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Honey.
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No...
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Antonio.
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Antonio...
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Antonio.
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I think some exercise would do us good.
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I don't want to patronize,
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but you should do something for your back problems.
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It would do you good.
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It's not like we have to work out until we look like Pietro
Boselli...
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What do you say?
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Honey, what's wrong?
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Eh?
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Things have been bad for some time now.
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Tell me.
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I'm not happy at work,
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as well as home...
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You don't know how hard it is, how weary I've grown lately,
the thoughts I've had.
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You never really cared.
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What are you talking about?
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But I smile to you when you come home at night...
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- And I make you dinner, I hug you...
- Because everything is always perfect for you!
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You live in your own world. It's not like that!
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Honey, that's not because I don't see that you're upset!
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It's because I try my best to make you happy!
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You've got to quit trying.
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There's no use in trying to save
something that doesn't work anymore!
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The ugly truth, Antonio, is that
we don't love each other anymore. Enough!
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Speak for yourself.
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I'll speak for myself.
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Do I have to?
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I'm in love with Enrico.
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We've loved each other for a year and a half.
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You love... Who?
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Enrico.
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Enrico?
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Enrico.
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Enrico... Enrico, Lorenzo?
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He's fugly, Lorenzo! What the fuck?
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Are you kidding me?
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I thought it was just a fling,
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something bound to end quickly and
that there would be no need to talk about it.
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Of course.
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Forgive my curiosity.
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What do you mean "a year and a half"?
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Since the trip to Croatia?
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Yes.
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And you never noticed anything.
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You only see what your eyes want to see!
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Of course! It's my fault now,
because I've never noticed anything!
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Lorenzo tell me you're joking, or else
I don't know what I'm going to do to you.
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Listen, Antonio: I'm sorry, okay?
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That's how life goes.
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Life's made of moments we cannot foresee,
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things that happens with no apparent reason and change.
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And... Puff!
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"Puff"?
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Antonio, it's over now.
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Antonio, all good things come to an end.
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Of course! So the "thing" with Enrico was a good one!
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I'm not talking about Enrico.
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So now we have gay divorce as well?
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What else are you gays going to conquer next,
Champions League on Wednesdays?
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I need to find a new place, Cristina.
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You can sleep on my couch if you want...
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No, thanks. It's important I give him a strong signal.
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A signal?
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Yes! That I'm serious about this. That we're breaking up.
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Now I'm going to find a new place
and I move all my stuff there.
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I'm so confused right now, Cristina.
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The other day he even asked me
if I had started packing already.
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- Did he?
- You see?
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Of course I was so shaken.
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He tried to confort me and hugged me...
We made love, eventually.
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Oh, well!
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Do you want to know what he told me the next day?
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That nothing had changed and he didn't want to confuse me.
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Amazing. That's not confusing at all...
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Hey stud!
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Hello, honey!
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What's up?
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Is everything all right?
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Sure...
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Listen honey, I gave Magda
the Studio Pollina files.
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Galli confirmed the meeting at 3.
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Oh, good. Perfect!
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Listen, buddy.
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I had a chat with my friends at the gym.
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They never saw you there.
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Why?
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I gave you a coupon for a free trial...
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Yes, I know. We need to evaluate and decide...
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No.
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"We need to evaluate", "we have to decide"... It's not okay!
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Would you like to look empowered
like Freddie Mercury at Wembley '86?
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You need to exercise.
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Workout, workout, workout!
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Look at me: I'm telling you
because I care about you. I really do!
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What is your husband doing?
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He's working his ass at the office all the time!
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But you don't do anything: you're a couch potato!
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Don't be your own worst enemy.
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Listen Paolo: please be a good boy
and let us finish our lunch.
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What?
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Let us finish our lunch...
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Lunch?
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- Lunch.
- Lunch? Come here, you're my lunch!
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Excuse me. I need to lunch as well...
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Carbs are no good for you.
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I'm off to the gym, you retired old man!
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I don't understand how you can let
that dumbass kiss you like that in public...
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Hey listen! Just think about all the times I've witnessed
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all the crazy sex stuff you and your friends
used to do when we went clubbing.
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Maybe this time I found a guy
a little above the average.
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Don't be a downer and face the fact
that I got lucky this time, for a change.
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Do you remember Fulvio, the nerd who was hooked on Magic?
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Plus, Paolo and I work together, it's convenient.
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Why didn't you tell him about Lorenzo?
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Denis?
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Come in...
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Hurry up: some guy is coming to rent a room.
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I'm not surprised, it's such a nice neighborhood...
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So you're the guy who's looking for a room!
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Come now, let's have some coffee.
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Is this your house?
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No: I'm squatting.
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Of course it's my house.
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I inherited it from a wealthy aunt from my mother's side.
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I usually rent to tourists.
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But it's so exhausting, every three days
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check them in, check them out.
Open the door, close the door.
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Japanese tourists that enter the toilet
and take pictures even while I'm peeing.
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The Wi-Fi password!
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I can imagine...
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The truth is that a flatmate would be convenient
to share the bills and other expenses.
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But then I have a terrible temper, peculiar habits and an
OCD.
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I don't mean to intrude, but...
What do you mean by "peculiar habits"?
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That I don't like having people around
minding my own fucking business.
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Dans tous les senses.
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Okay...
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Now look. I need to rent a room for
two or three weeks. One month, tops.
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I'm probably not going to use it,
but I need to move some stuff in there.
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You're right. Maybe I should explain.
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I am married.
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And Lorenzo, my husband...
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He kinda asked me for a break.
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So I would like to give him a signal, you know?
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Yes, okay. Now tell me about you...
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I am Cancer and my rising sign is Virgo.
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I like to bake.
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- I studied Greek and Latin...
- No. You got it wrong.
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What do you do for a living?
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I'm- I'm an architect.
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Oh. An architect, how cute!
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It's 200 euro a week, bills included.
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C'est tout.
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"C'est tout", in French, means "Go!"
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Oh yes! Sure.
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I'll let you know as soon as possible!
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Sure.
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- Ciao!
- Ciao.
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What a drag.
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800 euro a week for a room in Montesacro is crazy.
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I told you honey.
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All the freshmen are looking for a room right now,
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we could find something cheaper in January.
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What do you mean "January"? You need to find a new place
now.
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So we'll do like you said.
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You'll help me out with the rent for a while and
you keep this kitchen, which was my parents' gift for our wedding.
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I told you already: I'm going to provide for you for the
first six months!
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Why do I have to repeat myself so many times?
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I'm helping you out while you...
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The time you... You find yourself a job.
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Okay?
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Honey...
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Listen: why don't we talk about it
and find a real solution to our problem?
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Such as?
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Such as...
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Why don't you accept that job offer in Milan?
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I could easily find a job there!
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No! I don't want to go to Milan. I hate Milan!
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Think about it: it would solve everything!
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- No!
- We could have a fresh start there, together!
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This is not a solution, it's out of the question.
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Let's just waste 800 euro a month for that room,
otherwise we're never going anywhere.
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It's your money after all...
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- Hey!
- Hello!
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I'm such a pain in the ass, I came without notice.
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What are you doing here in Rome?
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Nothing, just some convention,
the usual stuff, we eat junk food all day.
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Hello dear...
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Mother gave me this for you to sign.
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So, guys...
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How are things?
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Good...
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I don't mean to intrude...
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Then you shouldn't.
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Lorenzo, I'm your sister: I just want you to be happy.
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Antonio: you're a brother to me, as well.
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- I know.
- Do you really think there's no way to fix things?
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Listen dear. We were just talking about it.
We'll find a way, don't worry.
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Antonio, the two of you have always been a role model!
Not just for me, but for everyone!
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We're all so upset back home.
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Mom doesn't sleep anymore.
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Aunt Giuseppina prays in church all day long.
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I've said many times we should lock
Aunt Giuseppina in a retirement home already.
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It's we who are worried for you, Maria Vittoria,
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when you come here looking like a Penitent Mary Magdalene,
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Trying to give advice no one asked for!
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Guys, please! Enough.
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Listen dear, why don't you have lunch with us?
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- Because she can't: she has a prior committment!
- No, thank you. I have a business lunch.
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- I'm running late.
- Let me get this straight.
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Did you invite her, Antonio? Did you invite
this holy pain in the ass here?
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Why would I do that?
255
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,360
Do you think it's fair, Antonio?
256
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:07,000
They waged a war against us when we became a couple,
257
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,440
now they're waging a new one because we're splitting!
258
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,520
What do I have to do with this?
259
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:14,200
I don't know. But still, now Maria Vittoria suddenly
drops by for an intervention and puff! Now you're allies?
260
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,480
After all the mean stuff you've said about her for years?
261
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,720
- Which side are you on, Antonio?
- Lorenzo: I didn't invite her here!
262
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:22,640
Come on guys, please stop. I came here to ask you
to get back together, not to make you fight.
263
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,680
Reconsider this.
264
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:28,720
It's a shame to waste such an
amazing relationship, after so many years.
265
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,720
Lorenzo?
266
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,560
Lorenzo.
267
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:33,640
What?
268
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:37,120
Don't be so hasty in shutting doors,
you might regret it one day.
269
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:41,240
You can shut the door for me, on your way out.
270
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,680
Thank you, dear.
271
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:48,400
Don't even say it. I'm his big sister, it's my duty.
272
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:51,040
I was the one to explain to you what sex was. What are
talking about?
273
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,040
Shut up, jackass.
274
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,560
- Please let me know.
- Sure.
275
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,120
Jackass!
276
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,120
I just can't stand her!
277
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,160
- Be strong!
- Yes, I will.
278
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,040
You should treat her better, she's your sister after all.
279
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,680
Do you think it's fair?
280
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:15,520
She drops here, in my house, uninvited.
And she preaches when she should mind her own business.
281
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,760
Where's respect?
282
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:08,560
No! This is the widow's room. The toilet is there!
283
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,240
The door!
284
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,440
Enrico...
285
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:56,760
Look at Boris Becker: he looked like Ivan Drago.
286
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:57,760
Come on...
287
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:01,960
- Are you available on Tuesday?
- Sure. Text me and we'll see.
288
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:06,200
- Is he a hooker?
- I can't wait to go back home.
289
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,720
Which planet are you from, stranger?
290
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:13,800
Paolo!
291
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,240
Denis. You can call me any name!
292
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,080
Sure!
293
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:21,960
Denis, she's Cristina, Paolo's girlfriend.
294
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,080
Enchanted!
295
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,040
Ciao.
296
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,040
Pardon me...
297
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:31,800
How long have you known each other?
298
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,000
Since University. Put it there, please.
299
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,720
- You're an architect as well?
- No, I'm an accountant.
300
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:40,120
We met through his- A common friend...
301
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,320
Lorenzo, my husband.
302
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:45,160
The one who asked you for "a kind of a break"?
303
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:49,000
Yes. Speaking about Lorenzo...
304
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,240
They invited us for dinner.
305
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:53,160
They?
306
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,920
Yes... Lorenzo and Enrico.
307
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,440
So Enrico's official now.
308
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,040
I'm not going, of course!
309
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:02,920
That moron kicks me out of our house and
then invites my friends for dinner. Come on!
310
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,960
Antonio, trust me.
311
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,800
Let go.
312
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,960
He'll be the one to come back to you. Crawling.
313
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000
Ha, sure!
314
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:17,000
I was playing it down. I was kidding of course!
315
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,120
Do you wanna go clubbing tonight?
316
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,800
No, we're going to the movies.
317
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,200
It's late. Paolo, are you done?
318
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,480
Just a second...
319
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:25,960
Can we go and wash our hands?
320
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,360
Ça va sans dire, ma petite femme blanche!
321
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,680
- I lit it up!
- Thanks!
322
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,480
Bravo...
323
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,920
- Paolo!
- Coming...
324
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:43,880
Listen...
325
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:48,000
I guess you imagined already I could need
this room for more than one month now...
326
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,280
Don't worry, you can stay as long as you like!
327
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:51,680
Oh gosh. Thanks!
328
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,680
"Thanks" for what? As long as you pay for it.
329
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:55,680
Oh, yes...
330
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:58,800
That's something I'd like to discuss with you.
331
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:02,400
From what I understand, I guess
we're on friendly terms, right?
332
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:09,400
So I was wondering if there's a way
to lower down the rent, just a little bit...
333
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:16,480
No. This is not possible, chéri, I'm sorry.
334
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:25,240
I see. I'm not taking you out dancing tonight,
335
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,560
I'll take you to a job interview!
336
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,040
A job interview on a Sunday night?
337
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,080
You're such a fuss!
338
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,480
Now don't overreact...
339
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:43,560
Quando men vo,
quando men vo soletta per la via...
340
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,520
Is there a reason why we didn't take a bus?
341
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:53,600
Why would you let someone else drive, when you can ride?
342
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:56,440
Because it's faster and you can sit?
343
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,320
Buses are always late...
344
00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:00,880
Can you do this on a bus?
345
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:11,120
Where the hell are you going?
346
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,240
You're on the wrong side of the road, asshole!
347
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,560
He's crazy...
348
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,880
You're a fool.
349
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,120
Finally!
350
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:49,920
No, guys. I'm sorry...
351
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,960
Come here! Where are you going?
352
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,040
Trust me.
353
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,800
Antonio, Luca. Luca, Antonio.
354
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,080
Do I know you?
355
00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:06,080
You do?
356
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,720
Don't you remember...?
357
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,040
I don't...
358
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,720
You're still looking for an apprentice, right?
359
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:15,640
Sure.
360
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,640
There: Antonio is your man!
361
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,680
- Me?
- Yes.
362
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,080
Don't you think he's a little
too grown-up to be an apprentice?
363
00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:27,600
Luca. You need an apprentice,
he needs a job and I need him to pay his rent.
364
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,720
Antonio is an amazing baker.
365
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:30,720
How do you know?
366
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,760
Look at these hands!
367
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,280
Do you have any baking skills?
368
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,680
- I do, actually...
- He's amazing.
369
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:49,120
Come on then. Let's try you out.
370
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:50,920
Voilà!
371
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,440
No, Denis. Give it back!
372
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,480
- Ciao!
- Denis, wait a second...
373
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,400
Thank you so much. It's Luca, right?
374
00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,160
Yes.
375
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:03,640
I'll ask Denis for your number,
you'll let me know about the trial.
376
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,840
What number? The trial starts now.
377
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:06,680
What do you mean "now"?
378
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:10,400
This is the Christmas week, I need help now.
Are you coming?
379
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,200
Mind the steps.
380
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,480
Lorenzo...
381
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,480
Lorenzo?
382
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:19,320
Cristina, I need to see you. Please call me back!
383
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,040
So you really worked on New Year's Day as well?
384
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:18,160
Yes, I told you already.
I guess you were busy with Paolo...
385
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,960
Come on, open your Christmas gift...
386
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:36,400
I'm suddenly glad the holidays are over...
387
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,840
- You can wear them next year!
- Count on it...
388
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,360
Where are we going?
389
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:41,880
Open up...
390
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:50,800
"Romantic Couple Itinerary for two..."
With whom, you?
391
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,840
I'm not that desperate anymore.
392
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,640
Where the hell are we, Cristina?
393
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,640
Antonio, can I be frank?
394
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:12,440
I'm truly sympathetic for what happened
to you, believe me. I stressed this a hundred times.
395
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,400
But still, you're 30, child. Not 70.
396
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:15,880
I'm not even 30 yet...
397
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,240
Enough with the mourning!
398
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,800
Yes, but then again don't you think that
a couple itinerary with some stranger is too much?
399
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,840
He's not some stranger!
400
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,240
He's a soccer friend of Paolo's.
401
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,800
I've never entered a bathhouse
in my whole life, do you understand?
402
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,560
This is not a bathhouse!
403
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:31,000
This is a classy establishment, not a bathhouse for
cruising!
404
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,080
Certainly not a place infested by crabs...
405
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,800
Sorry for being late, but Virginio's chest
wouldn't fit inside the car...
406
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,520
Kiss me...
407
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,840
Come on! Antonio, Virginio. Virginio, Antonio...
408
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:48,560
Enough with the small talk, our coupon
will expire in two hours. Let's go, honey.
409
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:50,840
Keep your eyes up!
410
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,400
Be a nice guy, the kid is sensitive...
411
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,440
Yes. Don't worry...
412
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,920
Since this is a couple itinerary...
413
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,160
...we are going to massage each other!
414
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,440
It must be your lucky day:
I'm a total pro with massages.
415
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,880
I have a PhD in that discipline!
416
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:51,560
How lucky can I get...
417
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:55,320
Let's do this. Lie down!
418
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,519
No, Pollyanna. On your back!
419
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,640
Try not to display your appreciation too much...
420
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:12,720
Come.
421
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,240
Here we go.
422
00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:22,959
You know that, according to Thai science,
our feet are directly linked to our hearts?
423
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,600
Sounds like total bullshit to me.
424
00:34:31,479 --> 00:34:32,959
Oh, sorry...
425
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,560
Turn around now!
426
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,680
Already?
427
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,720
You've been stressed out lately, aren't you?
428
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,720
I can feel it.
429
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,160
A man's back never lies.
430
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:04,240
Okay! You're really a pro with massages. Now why
don't we jump in the swimming pool with the others?
431
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:05,920
Sure.
432
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,000
Are you serious?
433
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,520
Are you home already?
434
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,520
Are you asking me for an explanation?
435
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,400
Denis... Who is this guy?
436
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,520
No one, go on.
437
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,560
Will you go to your room?
438
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:43,640
Bravo, Orlandino. My horny Orlandino!
439
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:47,960
Tastes good, huh?
440
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,880
You go to your room: I'm paying you a rent
and this is a common space.
441
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,440
Come on...
442
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,880
May I come in?
443
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,680
What else do you want?
444
00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:33,160
I would like to apologize...
445
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:36,600
Now that you did, you can leave me alone.
446
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,800
I can't stand it anymore...
447
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:01,040
I'm so confused...
448
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,720
I was supposed to see Cristina and have lunch.
449
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:17,160
However, she must always bring Paolo along.
450
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,400
Paolo... Paolo?
451
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:22,280
Am I asking too much if I want to spend
some quality time alone with my best friend?
452
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,280
I don't think so!
453
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,640
As if Paolo was not enough already,
454
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,520
there was also a friend of his.
455
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:29,240
Who?
456
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,280
Some random guy, Denis!
457
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,120
A soccer friend of Paolo's.
458
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,760
He was hitting on me...
459
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,200
Was he a jerk?
460
00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:42,720
Not at all. He was super nice, actually.
461
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:47,320
What I mean is, I just need some sympathy.
462
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,360
Is it so hard to understand?
463
00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:56,000
What am I? Some dead weight you need to dump
to the first guy that comes around? Come on.
464
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:06,680
I don't know what to do when someone hits on me.
465
00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:09,880
I don't feel at ease, I'm not used to that.
466
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:13,520
I've been in a steady relationship all my life!
467
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:16,640
Do you know what I mean?
468
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,640
No...
469
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,440
Antonio, you're not married anymore.
470
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,480
You don't have to look for a new husband yet.
471
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:33,640
You need to find yourself before you start looking for love.
472
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,360
Too many fairy tales...
473
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:40,160
"Once upon a time...", "...and they lived happily ever
after".
474
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:47,680
Since we're little, we are told that
you need to find love to be happy. It's a rule.
475
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,760
You need to grow up and set your own rules.
476
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:55,520
But, honey, if you don't do that, if you
don't understand who you are, what you want, first,
477
00:38:55,560 --> 00:39:00,120
you'll end up and find someone who's
going to set the rules instead of you.
478
00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:03,320
So now, mon chéri...
479
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:07,760
Pull that stick out your ass.
480
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,600
There's no stick, Denis...
481
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:17,200
Only spiderwebs!
482
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,520
I'm sorry for earlier...
483
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,080
Hush.
484
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:32,120
You should avoid that disgusting
powder, however. It's bad for you.
485
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,920
I only sell it, I'm not using it.
486
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:38,720
Though I feel it on the tip of my penis, actually...
487
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,400
You're disgusting!
488
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:43,400
Mamma mia, you really suck!
489
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:01,840
What is this?
490
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:05,880
It's a surprise! We're having breakfast with it,
we need to celebrate my last day of work.
491
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,400
You're cute, but I still pay you to bake bread.
492
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,080
Will you handle me the custard, please?
493
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,760
I'm the one in charge of cakes and pastries here.
494
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,840
Up until today!
495
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,120
I can bake ten of these cakes every night.
496
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,160
If I can bake eleven, will you let me stay?
497
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:51,360
There! Luca gave me a raise.
498
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,080
Are we having guests for dinner?
499
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,760
No, it's for me.
500
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:09,840
It's common to seek refuge in desserts when
your heart aches, but you're supposed to eat them, chéri...
501
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:13,160
What refuge! I'm trying new recipes, to submit them to Luca.
502
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:20,720
Listen. Would you take a picture of
me while I'm fucking the apple pie?
503
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:24,400
If you only move closer to my apple pie,
I'll chop your willy off
504
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,320
and you'll be out of business!
505
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,360
I need this one.
506
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:35,920
Ciao Francesco! See you.
507
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,440
Take them upstairs, please.
508
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,000
No, wait! What if your aunt arrives?
509
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,040
My aunt will be here in half an hour...
510
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:37,520
Luca, careful!
511
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,200
Why don't we go to your place?
512
00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:53,840
I only go to my place for sleeping.
513
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:00,840
What are you laughing about?
514
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:20,400
...so I put my clothes back on and came home.
515
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,040
Why won't you tell us his name?
516
00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:28,360
Why do you care, Cristina?
What matters most is that I gave it away to somebody.
517
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,360
What a refined Lady!
518
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:33,000
- It was about time!
- Thank you.
519
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,280
Then again. Who is it?
520
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,320
He's somebody.
521
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,920
So, what do you think then?
522
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:43,640
About what?
523
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,400
About Luca.
524
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:49,560
I had a doubt there was something between the two of you...
525
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:53,120
Of course there is! Luca sleeps
with anything that moves, why not me!
526
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:56,960
Did you use all the right precautions?
527
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,160
Of course! Every time we did it.
528
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:03,520
So what's your opinion on recreative sex now?
529
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,720
That sound is worth a thousand words...
530
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:21,080
So? How did it go?
531
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:23,680
I'm not sure...
532
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,080
Why?
533
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:28,960
We talked for like, two hours.
534
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:29,920
About what?
535
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,760
I'm so sorry, I'm a little tense...
536
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:36,160
Let's say I'm a little out of practice!
537
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,280
About us. Random stuff.
538
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:39,800
Relax!
539
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,040
Did you tell him about Lorenzo?
540
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,880
Of course I told him about Lorenzo!
541
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:45,520
This is not a test.
542
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:50,160
It's not! But you know what,
I just ended a very long relationship...
543
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:53,040
Rule number 1: you never talk about your exes.
544
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:55,240
We just broke up! What else should I talk about?
545
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,400
I've got to go...
546
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:02,880
See you!
547
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,120
What are you doing?
548
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,120
It's a Rainbow Cake.
549
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:11,000
Are you sure this is how it's supposed to look like?
550
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:17,880
Moron!
551
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:30,920
An homosexual baking a Rainbow Cake: groundbreaking!
552
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:32,240
What's your issue?
553
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:35,000
Nothing. I thought you might be a top, for a while...
554
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,200
Said Lady Sinkhole Denis herself.
555
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:44,640
This one's cute. Are you inviting him over?
556
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:46,680
No way. I'll see him for coffee...
557
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:53,600
My boss looks straight into my eyes and yells:
"I want that PowerPoint by tonight!"
558
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:57,960
I've been working on it for weeks, bitch.
You need to make up your mind!
559
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:03,080
So you need to work on this presentation?
560
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,560
Yes, this evening...
561
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,240
Let's go to your place.
562
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,080
So?
563
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:42,640
Decent enough.
564
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,120
Great.
565
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:47,080
Next!
566
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:04,560
Are you serious?
567
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:06,120
Why?
568
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:13,040
TopGun86 looks hot. What do you say?
569
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,880
Yes! I'm pretty sure Denis slept with him as well.
570
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:18,320
It's off-limits, then?
571
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:20,200
No. He's not an ex!
572
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:28,320
What's he like? Do you know him?
573
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:30,360
{\an8}No, never met him.
574
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:39,000
{\an8}It's time to introduce rule number 2:
Never introduce your online dates to your friends.
575
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:44,720
Luca...
576
00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:47,720
Would you pull your hand out of my pants, please?
577
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:48,960
Why would I do that?
578
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,080
What if someone finds us?
579
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:04,080
When will you be done with these My Little Pony desserts?
580
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:07,480
I signed up for pastry school.
581
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:09,080
Why? Was it Luca's idea?
582
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:11,120
No, it's my idea.
583
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,560
Hey Denis! How are you?
584
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:26,640
What are you doing here?
585
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:28,920
He came for me!
586
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:32,600
Come in!
587
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,480
Do you guys need condoms or lube?
588
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:38,400
We're good, thank you!
589
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:59,000
Thanks! I'm a little excited, it's the first day...
590
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:02,280
This is not high school. Why are you here?
591
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:06,080
My grandmother infused me the passion
for baking and pastries, so here I am.
592
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,520
Grandmothers' tales...
593
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:09,760
Enough!
594
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:15,520
This is pastry school: the shrink
is in the other side of the building.
595
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:19,600
Passion.
596
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:23,840
"Passion for baking", they say.
597
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:26,160
It's bullshit.
598
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:31,240
Pastry making is about commitment, dedication, precision.
599
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:34,800
Don't believe those who say it's about creativity or
improvisation,
600
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:39,880
a good pastry chef never does it.
Improvisation is only for the greatest.
601
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:45,160
A good pastry chef needs to pay attention.
602
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:50,600
...and you, Gemini, certainly don't lack determination.
603
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:58,480
Cancer: I've been telling you for months:
this is a year of positive change for you.
604
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:04,440
However, if you're willing to change,
you need to listen to those around you.
605
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:07,920
You need to understand what makes
you feel accomplished.
606
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:17,160
Later in the year, you'll have to face a big decision,
but for now you should just enjoy the fun...
607
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,480
So what then?
608
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:21,240
Nothing!
609
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:28,480
One of them reminded me of myself when I pretended
to enjoy stuff that only Lorenzo liked.
610
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:29,720
Such as?
611
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:35,480
Such as his childish obsession for Latin music,
which I enjoyed up to a point.
612
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:40,160
Or when he got hooked on tennis,
all the lessons we took together,
613
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:45,440
our honeymoon in Melbourne was an excuse
to see the Australian Open semifinals.
614
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:47,240
That's cool!
615
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:48,760
It was not, Luca.
616
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:52,080
I'll give you a new rule:
avoid couples or threesomes.
617
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:54,760
No way. There's only three rules.
618
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:56,760
You only gave me two...
619
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:00,520
The third rule is the most important one.
620
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:01,680
Is it?
621
00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:04,560
It's implicit - Shut that thing!
622
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:10,240
It's implied for everyone, even those who say
they're looking for a serious relationship.
623
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:11,040
Bullshit.
624
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:15,360
I'm telling you because maybe it's not immediate,
it takes a while to understand if no one tells you.
625
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,120
We're your guardian angels.
626
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:19,400
Yeah, Statler and Waldorf...
627
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,880
You'll see.
628
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,080
One time only.
629
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:27,120
One time and that's it.
630
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:28,080
What?
631
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:30,520
Sex, with guys you meet on the apps.
632
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:36,560
Look at him, poor thing.
633
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:40,280
How many guys did you sleep with, in the past weeks?
634
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:43,600
Three. No, four!
635
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,920
Bravo! How many of them did you keep in touch with?
636
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:48,760
Two.
637
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:50,120
Did any of them ask you to meet up again?
638
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:50,960
No.
639
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,000
Did you ask them?
640
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:53,120
I did, just one.
641
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:54,840
What did he answer?
642
00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:58,520
"Maybe next week."
643
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,320
Let's go.
644
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,520
- Now?
- Now.
645
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:10,520
Want to join us?
646
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:12,240
Ciao!
647
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:32,480
Wait!
648
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,480
Maybe we're going too fast here.
649
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:36,240
Would you like to slow down a little?
650
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:54,760
I like your house.
651
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:01,360
Is this your room?
652
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:28,760
I'm looking for a relationship.
653
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:35,240
It's just that it seems impossible to find someone
who's looking for the something serious, here.
654
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:38,320
It's like a market!
655
00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:42,960
People dating four different guys
at the same time, it's an absurdity.
656
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:46,640
I'm going to delete the app.
657
00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:59,080
I'm sick of meaningless dates.
658
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:05,760
Casual sex is not that interesting.
659
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,480
Don't you agree?
660
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:12,920
I'm telling you this because
I feel like you understand me.
661
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:19,080
I don't know. You don't look like
the one night stand type.
662
00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:36,440
I found this under the bed.
663
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:55,840
Okay!
664
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:58,960
I'll text you later.
665
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:00,320
Yes.
666
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:02,680
Sure.
667
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,280
All right.
668
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:12,640
See you later!
669
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:14,000
Later!
670
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:15,400
- Ciao.
- Ciao!
671
00:56:07,720 --> 00:56:10,240
Good. Bravo!
672
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:18,000
Good, Mimmo. Bravo.
673
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:23,600
We're not there yet, Antonio.
674
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:26,920
You need to practice more at home.
675
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:56,000
Why are you looking at me funny?
676
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:58,440
No, nothing.
677
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:02,480
Are you sure you're 22 years old?
678
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:04,360
"22" is not my age, it's the centimetres...
679
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:34,200
Believe me, I'm so sorry, I'm not the ghosting type.
680
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:35,680
Don't worry.
681
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:41,600
I'm so relieved you texted me back,
some people hold grudges forever.
682
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:43,640
I can imagine...
683
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:54,760
You see the trouble is that I tend to run away
when I find someone that I truly like.
684
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:18,960
Why don't we have lunch together?
685
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:19,800
No!
686
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:21,480
I can cook you something!
687
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:22,640
No, I have stuff to do.
688
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:24,440
C'est tout.
689
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:27,000
"Said who"?
690
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:29,600
No. "C'est tout" is French.
It means it's time for you to leave.
691
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:53,920
I've seen better...
692
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:33,240
What the fuck...
693
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:36,240
Okay.
694
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:39,640
This is an acrylic tracksuit.
695
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:44,440
What is this? A tennis racket? Are you an instructor?
696
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:46,640
Easy! You're hurting me...
697
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:48,640
Does this kind of approach usually work?
698
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:51,960
Easy! You moron...
699
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:54,480
How was the first tennis lesson?
700
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:55,680
I didn't go.
701
00:59:55,720 --> 00:59:57,000
What do you mean?
702
00:59:57,040 --> 01:00:00,640
You've been going on for months with this tennis obsession,
you signed up for lessons and you don't go?
703
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:01,760
It's crazy, isn't it?
704
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:07,440
As I was walking there, I couldn't understand why I wasn't
happy.
705
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:09,680
And you know what I discovered?
706
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:13,960
That it makes no sense at all to take tennis classes without
you!
707
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:17,200
- You're completely crazy...
- This thought led me to an epiphany.
708
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:18,000
Close your eyes.
709
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:20,040
- Again?
- Close your eyes.
710
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:22,160
Don't peek.
711
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000
Whenever I do something...
712
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:37,440
Anything, even the silliest thing, and you're not by my
side,
713
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:40,680
it makes no sense at all for me.
714
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:06,560
Antonio?
715
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:10,000
Antonio?
716
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:11,480
Are you okay?
717
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:12,360
Sure!
718
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:13,840
You look upset...
719
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:15,880
No, I'm okay. Thanks!
720
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,960
Would you like to have a drink?
721
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,240
Deal.
722
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:42,200
Why are you cleaning up?
723
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:44,280
I don't like leaving a mess.
724
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:48,000
Would you like to help me out?
725
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:04,160
Listen, Antonio. Why are you here?
726
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:12,560
This is a basic course for discouraged dads or angry
managers...
727
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:15,720
People who don't have your skills.
728
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:20,880
I've been working in a bakery for a while.
729
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:27,160
And I have to say that this school
is everything but a walk in the park!
730
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:30,200
A walk in the park...
731
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:34,880
I don't know what your plans in life are.
732
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:41,680
But, if you like to become a pastry chef, you need to try
harder.
733
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:47,440
Passion could be a great drive and blah, blah, blah...
734
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:52,720
But you can't pay your bills with sheer passion,
you can't provide for your family with it.
735
01:02:53,640 --> 01:03:01,600
If you're only passionate, there's no difference between you
and some poor housewife who bakes cakes just to fee
736
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:04,040
You got me?
737
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:06,040
Dedication.
738
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:10,360
Sweat.
739
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:14,000
And cleanliness.
740
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:22,400
See you on Monday.
741
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:28,960
Maybe I should throw your phone in the blender.
742
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:32,440
It won't be of any use for the final exam anyway.
743
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:34,800
Thomas?
744
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:36,080
Antonio?
745
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:31,040
Is this your place?
746
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:35,280
No, it's temporary.
747
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:38,480
Where do you live?
748
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:40,280
Milan.
749
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:43,360
Ah, Milan... Figa!
750
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:46,200
No, please!
751
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:52,240
It's not a matter of ego!
752
01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:57,320
This is my ex's place.
753
01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:03,160
He lives in Berlin with his new partner now.
754
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:10,360
He asked me to take it with me when I leave.
755
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:15,800
What are you eating, in the picture?
756
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:18,200
Tiramisù.
757
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:20,560
I thought so...
758
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:25,320
My grandmother used to make an exquisite tiramisù.
759
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:29,040
She said it was all about mascarpone,
760
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:32,560
which is the most important ingredient.
761
01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:36,760
She believed that it's not good to buy
ready-made mascarpone at the supermarket,
762
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:41,480
because one can only make a good tiramisù
with the mascarpone you make yourself.
763
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:46,760
I guess it's not that hard to make mascarpone.
764
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:50,240
There are some tricks that could be deceiving.
765
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:54,880
Like the acidity of the lemon you use, the temperature...
766
01:05:55,320 --> 01:06:00,680
The sieve itself, the piece of cloth
you use to separate the serum.
767
01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:12,640
She used to say: "If the mascarpone
is good enough, you can eat it on its own".
768
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:18,240
Was she right?
769
01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:22,400
She thought so...
770
01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:25,000
What do you think?
771
01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:37,760
- I think I should go...
- What do you do tomorrow night?
772
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:45,920
Tomorrow is Saturday, isn't it?
773
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:52,520
I guess we'll go out clubbing, but
first we'll have dinner and watch some TV.
774
01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:56,040
What's on TV?
775
01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:58,720
Come on, it's your own mother!
776
01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:01,000
She won't forgive here. What a bitch!
777
01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:02,040
Where's Paolo?
778
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:04,080
Playing soccer.
779
01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:06,280
Then why am I setting the table for five people?
780
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:08,880
Because the whore in the bathroom invited a friend over!
781
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:13,400
Will you guys open the door?
782
01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:16,360
The door, please!
783
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:23,120
Hi! Thomas.
784
01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:24,200
Luca.
785
01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:30,240
Come in.
786
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:32,240
Thanks.
787
01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:36,960
May I come in?
788
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:39,800
- Hey!
- Come on in!
789
01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:44,040
- Thomas.
- Cristina!
790
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,000
Nice! I like the place...
791
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:01,880
Oh yes: we worship reality TV shows.
792
01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:04,440
Where's Antonio?
793
01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:08,079
Antonio is in the bathroom putting his make-up on. Take a
seat!
794
01:08:08,119 --> 01:08:10,360
Thank you. This is a nice table!
795
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:12,760
Wouldn't you say I'm very nice as well?
796
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:14,880
Yes, I would!
797
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:17,400
Should I sit someplace in particular?
798
01:08:17,440 --> 01:08:20,360
No, honey. Sit where you like...
799
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:22,000
Here!
800
01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:26,440
Who's that?
801
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:28,440
Nothing, just some guy I chat with...
802
01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:41,720
Are you sure he's just "some guy" you chat with?
803
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:47,119
Come on, Luca...
804
01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:56,600
Okay, Thomas: tell us a little more about you.
You live in Milan, but you're not originally from there, are you?
805
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,840
Impressive, wow! You're well informed.
806
01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:07,680
Yes, I come from Emilia-Romagna, but I live in Milan.
807
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:09,119
And you're a photographer.
808
01:09:09,159 --> 01:09:13,840
Yes, exactly. Now I'm here in Rome, working for a
Foundation.
809
01:09:13,880 --> 01:09:18,480
I'm helping out with a couple of projects
and I'll be here until October.
810
01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:21,400
I need some help for a photoshoot,
811
01:09:21,440 --> 01:09:25,520
all the photographers I know are
sex maniacs with an obsession for my toes.
812
01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:28,720
Do you shoot nudes as well?
813
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:33,079
I'm more of a reporter, actually...
814
01:09:36,079 --> 01:09:37,400
Shame.
815
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:40,640
The Mystery Celebrity Surprise is coming up!
816
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:48,680
Did you make the mascarpone by yourself,
like your grandmother said?
817
01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:53,480
- No, I didn't have time. But it's good anyway, isn't it?
- Super good!
818
01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:55,520
We have to help him out, he needs to pratice...
819
01:09:55,840 --> 01:09:57,600
Practice for what?
820
01:09:58,840 --> 01:10:01,600
I'm taking classes at a pastry school.
821
01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:04,920
The teacher is a total bitch.
822
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:09,800
She stares at you and she's super judgemental!
823
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:14,840
The last time she told me that
she expects more from me. What a bore!
824
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:16,080
Who is this?
825
01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:20,480
The "bitch" he's complaining about
is one of the best pastry chefs in Rome.
826
01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:24,120
She might be one of the very best,
but she should drop the attitude.
827
01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:26,040
She's the same age as us...
828
01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:28,040
- She must be some daddy's little girl...
- How old are you, anyway?
829
01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:31,480
She's not daddy's little girl and
that's not attitude, it's drive!
830
01:10:32,120 --> 01:10:38,320
Anyways, she picks the best among her students
to work in her pastry shops as apprentices.
831
01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:40,560
Aren't you a little too old to be an apprentice?
832
01:10:41,080 --> 01:10:44,360
The last time you asked this it worked out fine, didn't it?
833
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:47,520
Are you afraid to lose your best baker?
834
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:52,040
I guess we'll be just fuck buddies, then.
835
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:16,440
I'm sorry about Luca...
836
01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:19,280
So you two have sex?
837
01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:22,200
"Have sex"...
838
01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:27,520
Let's say he helped me get over it after my husband dumped
me.
839
01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:30,200
I see. You fuck him.
840
01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:34,960
Sometimes we did, as friends. Just like that...
841
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,520
How long were you with your ex husband?
842
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:44,200
Since high school, until October last year.
843
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:47,600
Twelve years?
844
01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:49,440
- Yes.
- Amazing.
845
01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:52,320
In gay years it's 84, like dogs...
846
01:11:55,880 --> 01:11:59,800
Oh yes. So I'm not really in
the mood for relationships right now.
847
01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:04,240
I understand.
848
01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:08,080
I'm taking a break from relationships as well.
849
01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:12,960
But still. With you it's different.
850
01:12:13,440 --> 01:12:14,960
Listen.
851
01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:19,360
You can laugh at me if you feel
like it, but I feel a connection.
852
01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:23,600
Okay. Listen: what's your name again?
Thomas, right?
853
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:26,800
You don't need to sell me anything,
we're going to have sex anyway tonight.
854
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:29,160
What about tomorrow?
855
01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:40,840
Good, bravo!
856
01:12:43,480 --> 01:12:45,920
No.
857
01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:48,960
No. The fridge spoiled your mascarpone.
858
01:12:52,960 --> 01:12:55,600
It's the perfect consistency.
859
01:12:58,280 --> 01:13:00,560
It's too sour. You put too much lemon.
860
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:01,760
Should I put some more cream?
861
01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:03,800
You should throw it away.
862
01:13:06,480 --> 01:13:08,840
Exquisit. Bravo, Giacomo!
863
01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:09,720
Thanks!
864
01:13:42,040 --> 01:13:50,680
Hey Antonio! I'm a Mystery Celebrity and
I'm offering you a way to end all of your miseries.
865
01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:58,240
Hey honey! I'm at home, you can drop by later, whenever you
like.
866
01:13:58,280 --> 01:14:01,400
I'll take care of dinner, there's
something I would like to tell you about!
867
01:14:01,440 --> 01:14:03,000
You were supposed to be checking...
868
01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:05,560
I was just about to!
869
01:14:09,960 --> 01:14:12,480
They're not burned, they're crispy!
870
01:14:12,520 --> 01:14:15,600
It's the second time that happens, in three days.
871
01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:18,160
Be careful! Fuck.
872
01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:20,200
You bumped into me!
873
01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:32,880
Does it hurt?
874
01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:34,280
No.
875
01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:42,160
- Are you mad?
- No.
876
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:47,240
I'm disappointed.
877
01:14:48,320 --> 01:14:49,840
Why is that?
878
01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:53,440
Disappointed by your attitude, for some time now.
879
01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:55,440
- By my attitude?
- Yes.
880
01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:57,680
I understand. It's mutual, then.
881
01:14:58,000 --> 01:14:59,640
- I beg your pardon?
- You heard me.
882
01:14:59,680 --> 01:15:01,160
No, I would like an explanation!
883
01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:03,200
You've started to treat me differently since I'm with
Thomas.
884
01:15:03,480 --> 01:15:04,800
So now you're with Thomas?
885
01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:06,040
Does it bother you?
886
01:15:06,440 --> 01:15:09,560
It's your own fucking business, I don't care
what you do when you're not working here.
887
01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:11,080
Great!
888
01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:25,680
Fuck you...
889
01:15:41,480 --> 01:15:44,880
Honey? Can you help me with with a photo shoot?
890
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:46,040
What photo shoot?
891
01:15:46,080 --> 01:15:47,600
Some pictures for my OnlyFans.
892
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:50,280
They delivered me some new
jockstraps and I want to try them on.
893
01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:55,240
Look, honey... I'm off to Thomas', actually.
894
01:15:56,120 --> 01:16:00,520
That's too bad: I would've loved
to help you taking pictures of your butt.
895
01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:02,120
Pas de problème!
896
01:16:04,440 --> 01:16:06,960
What time did you come back
this morning? I didn't hear you...
897
01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:10,240
It's just that...
898
01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:13,360
I had a fight with Luca, about Thomas.
899
01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:17,800
Never mind! He loves to play the alpha male sometimes.
900
01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:19,560
I quit, actually...
901
01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:22,920
What an overreaction.
902
01:16:24,240 --> 01:16:27,040
I'll take care of everything, don't worry.
903
01:16:29,040 --> 01:16:34,880
Parigi, o cara, noi lasceremo...
904
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:41,800
Is Thomas any good at baking pastry?
905
01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:42,960
Why?
906
01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:45,640
I don't know, it seems like you quit baking as well.
907
01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:47,640
The exam is on Thursday, isn't it?
908
01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:52,360
You could use some of this "holiday leave"
to work on your baking skills.
909
01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:54,880
Okay, Denis. I'll do it tomorrow. What's the matter?
910
01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:57,280
I don't really care about pastry school that much.
911
01:16:57,920 --> 01:16:59,240
Okay...
912
01:16:59,280 --> 01:17:03,600
Are you really patronizing me while wearing a jockstrap?
It's pretty hard to take you seriously, believe me.
913
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:12,200
I'm not patronizing you.
914
01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:15,760
Couldn't you just be happy for me, then?
915
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:19,960
I'm happy for you when you take the bull by the horns,
916
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:23,720
not when you chicken out before a challenge.
917
01:17:24,200 --> 01:17:26,320
To do what, by the way?
918
01:17:26,920 --> 01:17:29,000
Hide in someone else's shadow?
919
01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:30,600
Yeah, right. Ciao...
920
01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:35,000
Sempre libera degg'io folleggiare...
921
01:17:43,240 --> 01:17:47,440
Hey Antonio! How's it going?
922
01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:51,720
My sister's getting married next May.
923
01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:54,760
It's going to be a gloriously depressing experience.
924
01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:59,320
Is there anything sadder than 40-year-olds getting married?
925
01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:04,480
It's not going to match the beauty of our wedding, anyways.
926
01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:06,520
Do you remember it?
927
01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:15,160
Maria Vittoria is in Rome right now and
she would like to give you the invitation herself.
928
01:18:15,200 --> 01:18:19,360
You know Maria Vittoria, she cares about these things.
929
01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:22,080
I don't know if you feel like coming...
930
01:18:22,560 --> 01:18:28,200
I don't think Enrico is going to come.
I'm telling you this because... I don't know...
931
01:18:28,560 --> 01:18:31,760
You can bring a plus one, of course.
932
01:18:34,480 --> 01:18:37,680
I don't know if you're seeing anyone at the moment.
933
01:18:39,400 --> 01:18:43,640
I should mind my own business anyways...
934
01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:02,680
Good morning, handsome!
935
01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:08,840
Good morning!
936
01:19:14,400 --> 01:19:15,760
Hello.
937
01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:25,280
You're spoiling me, I'm getting used to it.
938
01:19:25,320 --> 01:19:28,440
The sooner you get used to it, the better.
939
01:19:36,880 --> 01:19:38,800
Would you like to come to Milan with me?
940
01:19:39,160 --> 01:19:40,800
Yeah, why not...
941
01:19:42,440 --> 01:19:43,840
What?
942
01:19:45,200 --> 01:19:48,640
We've been dating for a while, but
we don't know each other that well yet!
943
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:51,320
I think we know each other well enough.
944
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:57,560
Yes, but not enough to take such a giant leap...
945
01:19:57,600 --> 01:20:01,760
Come on now! I didn't ask you to marry me,
946
01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:04,600
I asked you to come to Milan with me for a few months.
947
01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:08,680
Okay, listen.
948
01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:11,440
We would live in a huge mansion.
949
01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:16,800
Okay, then...
950
01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:20,840
The garden looks like a forest.
951
01:20:21,480 --> 01:20:24,960
There's a tennis court and a pool.
952
01:20:26,760 --> 01:20:28,360
Didn't you say you play tennis?
953
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:34,680
Of course I do. It's been a while, though.
954
01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:38,920
I'm not Federer, but I have a good forehand.
I could be quite challenging, on a good day!
955
01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:41,560
Come with me.
956
01:20:42,160 --> 01:20:43,720
Let's work together.
957
01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:47,280
The Foundation has the budget for a good architect,
958
01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:49,640
which you are.
959
01:20:49,960 --> 01:20:53,760
Tommy I've never done anything like this!
960
01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:56,280
That's the point! What do you have to lose?
961
01:20:57,800 --> 01:20:59,680
What can I lose...
962
01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:03,560
I have my life here, my friends, the pastry school.
963
01:21:05,720 --> 01:21:08,320
It would be such a dramatic change for me...
964
01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:16,360
I'll be by your side.
965
01:21:17,440 --> 01:21:19,120
Okay?
966
01:21:38,080 --> 01:21:39,560
Sorry...
967
01:21:48,640 --> 01:21:50,080
Luca?
968
01:21:50,120 --> 01:21:52,080
Yes sir...
969
01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:56,200
He's checking on you...
970
01:21:56,880 --> 01:21:58,560
Hello?
971
01:22:20,960 --> 01:22:22,760
I'm Denis' mother.
972
01:22:24,920 --> 01:22:26,600
My condolences, madame.
973
01:22:34,720 --> 01:22:36,400
Are you looking for anything in particular?
974
01:22:36,440 --> 01:22:38,440
Do you know where he kept his money?
975
01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:44,440
- Madame...
- Irma.
976
01:22:45,440 --> 01:22:47,440
Would you like a glass of water?
977
01:22:52,080 --> 01:22:56,960
Listen, why don't you take a break and
come back another day? There's no rush.
978
01:22:57,000 --> 01:23:00,520
I'm in a rush indeed! The rent
of this place is really expensive!
979
01:23:03,040 --> 01:23:06,200
What do you mean "rent"? Isn't this house yours?
980
01:23:06,240 --> 01:23:08,760
Mine? Seriously?
981
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:11,960
Do I look like someone who could own a place like this?
982
01:23:13,720 --> 01:23:17,200
Denis was such a bullshit artist...
983
01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:21,240
His damn obsession to run around with that bicycle...
984
01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:27,960
But that motherfucker who run him over is going to pay.
I'm going to make him pay good money for what he did.
985
01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:30,360
Gross.
986
01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:36,160
Were you his lover?
987
01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:38,320
I'm his friend.
988
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:39,960
Oh.
989
01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:42,200
I've never thought he had friends.
990
01:23:42,440 --> 01:23:44,800
I've never thought he had a mother!
991
01:27:12,920 --> 01:27:16,200
Lorenzo! What are you doing here?
992
01:27:16,880 --> 01:27:19,840
I'm here to offer my condolences.
993
01:27:22,280 --> 01:27:23,560
Thank you.
994
01:27:26,240 --> 01:27:30,880
I know it's awkward to say this, but I'm happy to see you.
995
01:27:31,920 --> 01:27:33,360
You disappeared.
996
01:27:34,960 --> 01:27:36,480
Do I owe you an apology?
997
01:27:38,320 --> 01:27:44,040
You've never texted me back
or called me in a very long time...
998
01:27:45,720 --> 01:27:47,240
How are you?
999
01:27:49,160 --> 01:27:50,600
I'm okay.
1000
01:27:51,680 --> 01:27:55,840
Cristina told me you have to leave the house.
Did you find anything yet?
1001
01:27:56,960 --> 01:27:59,160
No, I didn't.
1002
01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:02,520
Let's say I'm evaluating some options.
1003
01:28:02,560 --> 01:28:04,680
- Oh!
- Yes.
1004
01:28:04,720 --> 01:28:09,560
I'm probably moving to Milan.
1005
01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:15,000
Why don't you come home, in the meantime?
1006
01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:16,880
Why would I go back to my parents?
1007
01:28:18,320 --> 01:28:19,720
Our home.
1008
01:28:21,560 --> 01:28:23,120
What about Enrico?
1009
01:28:27,880 --> 01:28:29,360
Puff?
1010
01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:35,160
Ciao, Lorenzo...
1011
01:28:49,120 --> 01:28:51,840
- Hello!
- Hi!
1012
01:28:56,280 --> 01:28:58,440
- Hello Antonio!
- Good morning.
1013
01:29:00,800 --> 01:29:02,560
My daughter, Linda.
1014
01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:07,400
Are you helping mommy out today?
1015
01:29:07,440 --> 01:29:08,880
Yes.
1016
01:29:08,920 --> 01:29:10,720
She helps me out with the finals.
1017
01:29:11,080 --> 01:29:14,560
If a cake is good for the taste of
an 8-year-old girl, it means it must be good.
1018
01:29:14,960 --> 01:29:18,280
Especially if the girl is used
to taste her mother's cakes.
1019
01:29:19,240 --> 01:29:20,640
Right, honey?
1020
01:29:23,160 --> 01:29:24,640
Thanks.
1021
01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:26,840
Are you nervous?
1022
01:29:27,320 --> 01:29:28,440
No.
1023
01:29:28,480 --> 01:29:29,760
Good!
1024
01:29:37,080 --> 01:29:39,640
- Good morning!
- Good morning.
1025
01:30:01,360 --> 01:30:02,840
Surprise!
1026
01:30:03,720 --> 01:30:06,320
You're not leaving without saying goodbye, are you?
1027
01:30:14,760 --> 01:30:17,400
Guys I already emptied the fridge, I'm sorry...
1028
01:30:19,960 --> 01:30:21,040
What's that?
1029
01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:24,120
Just some mascarpone I made for the exam...
1030
01:30:24,160 --> 01:30:25,680
It's okay. Coffee's enough!
1031
01:30:27,080 --> 01:30:31,720
Speaking about the exam: the second
best of your class, that's brilliant!
1032
01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:33,120
In a class of five people...
1033
01:30:33,600 --> 01:30:38,480
Come on! You're not his boss anymore.
He's a pastry chef now!
1034
01:30:38,520 --> 01:30:40,520
Who's going to Milan to be an architect.
1035
01:30:41,560 --> 01:30:46,360
Milan is just three hours away by train,
I'm not moving to Australia!
1036
01:30:46,400 --> 01:30:48,400
You can visit me anytime!
1037
01:30:51,200 --> 01:30:52,760
Maybe for some shopping.
1038
01:30:52,800 --> 01:30:54,400
Are you afraid you'll miss us?
1039
01:30:55,680 --> 01:30:57,280
Isn't this your "happily ever after"?
1040
01:30:59,520 --> 01:31:01,040
Enough.
1041
01:32:00,560 --> 01:32:02,080
Hello, handsome!
1042
01:32:03,000 --> 01:32:04,520
You're here already?
1043
01:32:08,000 --> 01:32:09,520
Okay...
1044
01:32:10,120 --> 01:32:12,040
Let's go and get your stuff.
1045
01:32:13,440 --> 01:32:16,720
I brought you this.
1046
01:32:18,720 --> 01:32:20,360
What is it?
1047
01:32:23,440 --> 01:32:25,440
SORRY
1048
01:32:31,880 --> 01:32:33,600
Tommy...
1049
01:32:35,080 --> 01:32:37,680
I can't leave with you.
1050
01:32:42,720 --> 01:32:46,080
A lot of things happened lately...
1051
01:32:48,080 --> 01:32:52,080
Denis, of course... But not only that.
1052
01:32:55,760 --> 01:32:59,960
I'd rather not to cling to anyone right now.
1053
01:33:01,400 --> 01:33:03,640
Even if it's you.
1054
01:33:04,200 --> 01:33:07,760
Even if moving to Milan would make me very happy.
1055
01:33:07,800 --> 01:33:09,280
Then come!
1056
01:33:11,280 --> 01:33:13,280
No, Tommy.
1057
01:33:14,440 --> 01:33:18,760
I would be happy in the beginning, but
then it would go exactly like with Lorenzo.
1058
01:33:21,200 --> 01:33:22,920
Is Enrico moving to Milan as well?
1059
01:33:32,200 --> 01:33:34,400
Enrico was a consequence.
1060
01:33:35,880 --> 01:33:39,080
I guess I should thank him, actually.
1061
01:33:43,640 --> 01:33:48,360
Is this what you want to do? Bake pastry?
1062
01:33:54,160 --> 01:34:00,600
I don't know if I'm going to do it forever,
but I would like to try.
1063
01:34:03,080 --> 01:34:07,040
Without hiding in someone else's shadow.
1064
01:34:15,320 --> 01:34:22,360
You know what? My grandmother was right.
Mascarpone has a special taste, if you make it on your own.
1065
01:34:35,440 --> 01:34:36,960
May I?
1066
01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:40,520
Sure! I brought a napkin as well...
1067
01:34:45,320 --> 01:34:47,920
Now I can try it!
1068
01:35:12,680 --> 01:35:14,200
Ciao, Antonio.
1069
01:35:15,320 --> 01:35:17,640
How about this one, Tommy?
1070
01:35:19,400 --> 01:35:20,920
It's my gift.
1071
01:36:34,480 --> 01:36:40,880
MASCARPONE
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