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You...
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you left me there to die!
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Min, I didn't...
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Ugh!
Huh?
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Hey, if I wanted to leave,
I could've!
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Never mind.
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Hey, sooo, I know that last car
was, like,
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all creepy and gross,
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but you know what's not?
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Casa de Kez!
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Whoa! Really?
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Yeah, it's, like,
in the next car.
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But, like, Kez,
what's in it for me?
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Well, Min and Ryan,
I'll tell ya.
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There are beds.
There are sconces.
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There are...
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Um...
okay, what else?
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Beds, sconces...
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We're here!
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My roommate's right over there.
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This is my home.
Isn't it nice?
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Uh...
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Oh, man, you guys
are gonna love Morgan.
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Huh.
This is new.
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Gardeners mighta taken
some creative liberties in,
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like, uh, remodeling
the front yard.
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Man, will anything on this train
ever be easy?
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Don't sweat
your pretty little brows,
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I'll just, like,
guide you from above.
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Left!
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Wait. Right!
Right!
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I meant right.
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♪ Mega Maze,
Mega Maze ♪
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♪ In the mega maaaaze ♪
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Ooh, that's nice.
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But what if...
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♪ In the mega-mega-mega
mega maaaaze ♪
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Ah.
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Isn't that kinda the same melody
as "My Dad's Van?"
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Looks like somebody's
been listening to my oeuvre.
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My family got
the promo cassette you sent,
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if that's what you mean.
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Yeah, "My Oeuvre."
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Working title for
my first album.
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Man, you've already
got an album.
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Eh.
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You've been on tour.
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Everything's been
so easy for you.
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Oh, right.
So easy.
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I mean, it's true!
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You do things.
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Your life is fun.
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Yeah, that's why I've been
trying to get you
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to join me in New York.
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Because my solo career
has been so successful.
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Whoops! Other way!
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Dude, I still live with
my parents, and my job?
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I mean, you said it.
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I'm up for assistant manager
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at a Humpty Dumpty-themed
restaurant.
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And you were right.
It's pathetic.
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I didn't say that.
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Yeah, but...
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you meant it.
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Sorry! Uh...
other other way!
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And now I'm just gonna
go touni and keep doing
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whatever it is
I'm supposed to do.
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I couldn't get into uni
if I tried.
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You should be
looking forward to it.
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My parents are
looking forward to it.
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Yeah, 'cause they actually
care about you.
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Nobody cares about me
unless I'm doing...
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something.
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Well, I don't know why
I'm doing anything.
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Kez!
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Okay, that one's on you guys.
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You're like, back
at the last dead end.
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I...
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I thought when we played music
in the bathroom,
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you and I were like...
you know.
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But when you left me,
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when you went through
the door first,
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it felt like the same thing
you always do.
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And I know I should trust you,
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but the truth is,
inside I don't.
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I'm just so tired of faking it.
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I definitely wasn't trying to,
you know...
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leave you.
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Ah! Ah!
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Ahh.
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Guess it wasn't the last car
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that made us say all that stuff.
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Yeah.
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You guys being, like,
way too hard on yourselves.
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It'll be okay.
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- Cactus Kez!
- Butter Kez!
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Good for nothing,
eon-oscillating,
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life-ruining Kez!
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D'awww!
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I thought we were, like,
done with those guys.
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What's going on up there, Kez?
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Nothin to worry about.
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It's just all those weirdos
who are, like,
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super obsessed with me.
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The only thing I'm obsessed with
is justice, outlaw!
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You disordered our orderly town
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and skipped out
on your sentencing.
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You left us perpetually cycling
through forms against our will!
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You took Pig Toddler's butter!
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Toddler?
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Oh, yeah, and apparently
this guy lost his job
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as a bouncer because of you!
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He is a single parent
with a family of 14!
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What's he supposed
to do now, huh?
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He's got mouths to feed!
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Lucky for us, this gal's
modified eon-doohickey
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gave us a way to catch up
with y'all faster
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than the Bugs Fargo Wagon!
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Ze butterfly's right!
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Mmm! Buttery... fly?
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We sped up my pint-sized
piggly's evolution
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so he could carry us
on his bountiful,
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beautiful big-boy back!
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When you force it,
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they really do grow up so fast.
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Uh, now that everybody
feels heard,
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you can all probably
go back home, right?
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Yes ma'am.
Right after.
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we fry you!
Ah!
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Come back here, Kez!
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Hey, corpses!
Run before you become, like..
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- Come on, Kez!
- ...actual corpses!
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Hmm.
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Uh... mm.
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Ah!
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All this light jogging
makes Pig Toddler famished.
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Mm. Patience, my hungry,
hungry hoggler.
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Hmm.
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You two wanna be a pile of
protozoa or a bag o' bones?
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Maybe one of each?
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Uh...
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- Ooh.
- Aah!
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Ah!
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Come back here, Kez!
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Get on over here!
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Huh?
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Aw! Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
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Oh, who's a pretty baby?
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Why are you even wearing
a parka still?!
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Because I still plan
on meeting the others
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for our annual ski trip!
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Ah!
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Ooh.
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Huh?
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The end of the maze!
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Hey! What...
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Do you think...?
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We're the band.
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Ah!
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What about Kez?!
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Wahhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Ahhh! Curse the perpetual blur
of my compound eyes,
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or I'd have ya by now!
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Buttery... fly?
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I'll never stop, Cactus!
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No matter where you go,
where you hide,
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the long gavel of the law
will come down
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to squash you like a... oh!
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- Come on, Kez!
- Hurry, Kez!
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- You're gonna make it!
- Go! We got it!
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- Come on!
- We got it! Hurry!
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Come on! Come on!
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Gah!
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Ugh. Ugh.
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Min, uh, Ryan?
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I'd like to introduce you
to my roommate, Morgan.
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Uh...
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where is he?
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Kez!
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You really shouldn't have
come back here.
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