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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,632 --> 00:00:07,747 (upbeat electronic music) 2 00:00:07,747 --> 00:00:10,621 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 3 00:00:10,621 --> 00:00:12,788 ♪ Hey hey ♪ 4 00:00:28,538 --> 00:00:32,084 ♪ Love is patience ♪ 5 00:00:32,084 --> 00:00:36,364 ♪ Love is understanding ♪ 6 00:00:36,364 --> 00:00:40,042 ♪ Love is never selfish ♪ 7 00:00:40,042 --> 00:00:44,073 ♪ Love is never demanding ♪ 8 00:00:44,073 --> 00:00:46,154 ♪ Love is a woman ♪ 9 00:00:46,154 --> 00:00:47,890 ♪ Love is a little child ♪ 10 00:00:47,890 --> 00:00:49,770 ♪ Love is a real man, baby ♪ 11 00:00:49,770 --> 00:00:51,654 ♪ Love can be so wild ♪ 12 00:00:51,654 --> 00:00:53,798 ♪ Love is all color ♪ 13 00:00:53,798 --> 00:00:55,750 ♪ Love is a launch into space ♪ 14 00:00:55,750 --> 00:00:57,666 ♪ Love is not a season ♪ 15 00:00:57,666 --> 00:00:59,446 ♪ Love is not a race ♪ 16 00:00:59,446 --> 00:01:01,390 ♪ It's more than you, more than we know ♪ 17 00:01:01,390 --> 00:01:04,862 ♪ More than they know, more than I know, ooh ♪ 18 00:01:04,862 --> 00:01:06,978 ♪ Love is ♪ 19 00:01:06,978 --> 00:01:08,947 ♪ I said more than you know, more than we know ♪ 20 00:01:08,947 --> 00:01:12,542 ♪ More than they know, more than I know, ooh ♪ 21 00:01:12,542 --> 00:01:15,153 ♪ Love is ♪ 22 00:01:15,153 --> 00:01:16,999 ♪ Love is God ♪ 23 00:01:16,999 --> 00:01:18,703 ♪ And love is a surprise ♪ 24 00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:20,854 ♪ Love is wisdom, baby ♪ 25 00:01:20,854 --> 00:01:22,634 ♪ Love is in your eyes ♪ 26 00:01:22,634 --> 00:01:24,633 ♪ Love is music ♪ 27 00:01:24,633 --> 00:01:26,590 ♪ And love is the way you move ♪ 28 00:01:26,590 --> 00:01:28,597 ♪ Love is Instamatic pop, pop ♪ 29 00:01:28,597 --> 00:01:30,613 ♪ Love is gonna make you groove ♪ 30 00:01:30,613 --> 00:01:34,248 ♪ Love is precious when love is in motion ♪ 31 00:01:34,248 --> 00:01:38,793 ♪ Love is primitive when love is total devotion ♪ 32 00:01:38,793 --> 00:01:41,918 ♪ Love is the answer and love is peace ♪ 33 00:01:41,918 --> 00:01:44,206 ♪ And love is the power, baby ♪ 34 00:01:44,206 --> 00:01:46,073 ♪ Love is the release ♪ 35 00:01:46,073 --> 00:01:47,705 ♪ It's more than you know, more than we know ♪ 36 00:01:47,705 --> 00:01:51,253 ♪ More than they know, more than I know, ooh ♪ 37 00:01:51,253 --> 00:01:53,301 ♪ Love is ♪ 38 00:01:53,301 --> 00:01:55,402 ♪ I said it's more than you know, more than we know ♪ 39 00:01:55,402 --> 00:01:58,969 ♪ More than they know, more than I know, ooh ♪ 40 00:01:58,969 --> 00:02:01,266 ♪ Love is ♪ 41 00:02:01,266 --> 00:02:04,227 (crowd chattering) 42 00:02:04,227 --> 00:02:06,977 (crowd cheering) 43 00:02:25,414 --> 00:02:29,331 (bluesy electric guitar music) 44 00:02:46,161 --> 00:02:48,744 (crowd cheers) 45 00:02:56,047 --> 00:02:58,258 (mic thumping) 46 00:02:58,258 --> 00:03:00,820 - Thank you, thank you very much. 47 00:03:00,820 --> 00:03:04,420 Now this next song is one of our hometown favorites 48 00:03:04,420 --> 00:03:07,220 and I'd love to dedicate it to me mum. 49 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:10,250 - Hey bonehead, get off the stage! 50 00:03:10,250 --> 00:03:13,230 Sound check ended over an hour ago. 51 00:03:13,230 --> 00:03:14,853 - Fooled you, didn't I? 52 00:03:16,110 --> 00:03:18,863 I'm Julius, Julius Caesar. 53 00:03:20,060 --> 00:03:21,210 I know what you're thinkin'. 54 00:03:21,210 --> 00:03:25,750 You're out there sayin' no way, can't be. 55 00:03:25,750 --> 00:03:27,433 Well, it's true. 56 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:32,110 My parents, may God rest their souls, were archaeologists, 57 00:03:32,110 --> 00:03:35,493 big Roman history buffs, and that's the name they gave me. 58 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:37,250 Julius 59 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:39,133 Caeser 60 00:03:40,340 --> 00:03:41,940 Magruder. 61 00:03:41,940 --> 00:03:43,590 Look, if you wanna make it big in the music business, 62 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:45,337 which you may rest assured I will do, 63 00:03:45,337 --> 00:03:46,683 you gotta have the name. 64 00:03:47,700 --> 00:03:50,290 Even so, it was no picnic being a kid 65 00:03:50,290 --> 00:03:53,093 named after a dead emperor, but that's another story. 66 00:03:53,980 --> 00:03:58,980 Now, how did a guy like me, talented but unknown, 67 00:03:59,950 --> 00:04:02,600 find himself pounding on the doorway of mega stardom? 68 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:08,600 I owe it all to her: Venus, the Roman goddess of love. 69 00:04:10,389 --> 00:04:12,573 But let's start back at the beginning 70 00:04:12,573 --> 00:04:15,603 when I was just another struggling young rocker. 71 00:04:17,963 --> 00:04:18,920 (heavy rock music) 72 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:22,563 This is the crib, the palace so to speak. 73 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:37,633 This is my band, Hail Caesar. 74 00:04:38,802 --> 00:04:43,802 ♪ Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey ♪ 75 00:04:45,222 --> 00:04:46,480 ♪ Oh dee oh ♪ 76 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:50,153 ♪ Lover come ♪ 77 00:04:50,153 --> 00:04:53,783 ♪ Lover go ♪ 78 00:04:53,783 --> 00:04:56,850 ♪ Bird fly high ♪ 79 00:04:56,850 --> 00:04:58,273 This is Chaos, 80 00:04:59,250 --> 00:05:01,540 so named for situations that arise 81 00:05:01,540 --> 00:05:02,970 whenever he gets loose. 82 00:05:04,186 --> 00:05:09,186 (mailman whistling) (suspenseful funk music) 83 00:05:13,592 --> 00:05:14,739 ♪ Doh ♪ 84 00:05:14,739 --> 00:05:16,339 (Chaos grumbles) 85 00:05:16,339 --> 00:05:19,339 (bass guitar music) 86 00:05:23,749 --> 00:05:28,137 (heavy rock music) (Chaos grunting) 87 00:05:28,137 --> 00:05:31,499 ♪ Only what ya feel ♪ 88 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:34,582 ♪ Only what you feel ♪ 89 00:05:42,228 --> 00:05:45,624 ♪ Only what you feel ♪ 90 00:05:45,624 --> 00:05:50,624 ♪ Only what you feel ♪ (Chaos grumbling) 91 00:05:55,685 --> 00:05:56,875 (Chaos barks) 92 00:05:56,875 --> 00:05:58,138 (door thuds) 93 00:05:58,138 --> 00:06:00,258 (mailman screams) 94 00:06:00,258 --> 00:06:03,341 ♪ Only what you feel ♪ 95 00:06:05,026 --> 00:06:06,500 (mailman screaming) 96 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,869 - (whimpering) Oh God, oh God. 97 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,493 Get off me, ya big mutt. 98 00:06:10,493 --> 00:06:11,405 Please get off of me. 99 00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:12,600 Get off of me, get off, get off. 100 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:13,438 Somebody help! 101 00:06:13,438 --> 00:06:14,271 - Chaos. - Get it off me! 102 00:06:14,271 --> 00:06:15,104 - Come on, 103 00:06:15,104 --> 00:06:15,937 get off the mailman. - Get it off! 104 00:06:15,937 --> 00:06:16,770 - Get off the mailman. 105 00:06:16,770 --> 00:06:17,680 - That's it, that's it. 106 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:18,870 - I'm sorry, sir, he likes you. 107 00:06:18,870 --> 00:06:20,200 - Not mutual. 108 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,100 - Hey, your mail! 109 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:22,933 - Anything for me? 110 00:06:22,933 --> 00:06:24,930 - Yeah, from California University. 111 00:06:24,930 --> 00:06:25,763 What do they want? 112 00:06:25,763 --> 00:06:27,810 - I don't know, must be my grades. 113 00:06:27,810 --> 00:06:29,330 - I didn't know you went to college. 114 00:06:29,330 --> 00:06:30,800 - Ha. 115 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,390 We regret to inform you that you no longer 116 00:06:32,390 --> 00:06:35,300 meet our eligibility requirements. 117 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:36,133 I don't? 118 00:06:36,133 --> 00:06:37,860 - Four F's and an incomplete. 119 00:06:37,860 --> 00:06:39,060 Very impressive, Julius. 120 00:06:40,570 --> 00:06:41,403 - Oh man. 121 00:06:42,290 --> 00:06:44,870 Okay, you know what this means, don't ya? 122 00:06:44,870 --> 00:06:49,600 From now on, total focus on the music. 123 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,030 Okay? 124 00:06:51,030 --> 00:06:52,071 Can we make a pact here? 125 00:06:52,071 --> 00:06:53,160 - Sure! 126 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:54,280 - Huh, can we join hands? 127 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:55,700 - Sure, baby! 128 00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:57,200 - Julius, let's go inside. 129 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,267 - No, this is the defining moment, okay? 130 00:06:59,267 --> 00:07:00,753 Now let's all repeat: 131 00:07:02,150 --> 00:07:03,820 I realize now. 132 00:07:03,820 --> 00:07:05,660 - I realize now. 133 00:07:05,660 --> 00:07:07,588 - All I have is my music. 134 00:07:07,588 --> 00:07:09,730 - All I have is my music. 135 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,370 - Nowhere to hide. 136 00:07:11,370 --> 00:07:13,063 - Nowhere to hide. 137 00:07:13,063 --> 00:07:14,980 - Nothing to fall back on. 138 00:07:14,980 --> 00:07:16,490 Nothing to fall back on. 139 00:07:16,490 --> 00:07:18,750 - Nothing except aspirin and her rich daddy. 140 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:20,940 - Buffer, I told you her name is Buffer. 141 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,120 - Buffer, aspirin, whatever. 142 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,910 She still gives me a headache. 143 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:25,456 - Buffer, oh my. 144 00:07:25,456 --> 00:07:26,860 I was supposed to pick her up an hour ago. 145 00:07:26,860 --> 00:07:27,693 She's gonna kill me. 146 00:07:27,693 --> 00:07:28,960 - Hey, what about the band? 147 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:30,310 What about your defining moment? 148 00:07:30,310 --> 00:07:31,170 We need to practice. 149 00:07:31,170 --> 00:07:32,320 We suck. 150 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:34,460 - We don't suck. 151 00:07:34,460 --> 00:07:35,293 We're good! 152 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:37,460 Right, Wlad? 153 00:07:37,460 --> 00:07:38,580 - What is suck? 154 00:07:38,580 --> 00:07:39,980 I have a hunger now. 155 00:07:39,980 --> 00:07:42,189 I go make the pierogies, okay? 156 00:07:42,189 --> 00:07:44,270 (electric guitar music) 157 00:07:44,270 --> 00:07:45,103 - Annie, look. 158 00:07:45,103 --> 00:07:46,300 It's all rock 'n roll, okay? 159 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:47,133 We'll deal with it tomorrow. 160 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,540 We'll practice tomorrow, don't worry about it. 161 00:07:48,540 --> 00:07:49,373 It'll be fine. 162 00:07:49,373 --> 00:07:50,563 God, I'm really late. 163 00:07:53,425 --> 00:07:56,114 (playful plodding music) 164 00:07:56,114 --> 00:08:00,050 - Look at this headline: World Peace Summit Scheduled. 165 00:08:00,050 --> 00:08:00,883 Ha! 166 00:08:00,883 --> 00:08:02,170 What a crock. 167 00:08:02,170 --> 00:08:05,500 It's all just a plot to drive honest arms manufacturers 168 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:07,483 like me out of business. 169 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:11,710 - Sir, I'm sure we have nothing to worry about 170 00:08:11,710 --> 00:08:14,530 on the world peace front, but if I could 171 00:08:14,530 --> 00:08:16,800 call your attention to a problem at the plant? 172 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,070 - Why do you keep bugging me 173 00:08:18,070 --> 00:08:20,010 about all these little details, Larry? 174 00:08:20,010 --> 00:08:22,360 What the hell am I paying you for? 175 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:24,740 - Mr. Bidwell, the environmentalists 176 00:08:24,740 --> 00:08:25,900 are picketing the plant. 177 00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:26,890 - So what? 178 00:08:26,890 --> 00:08:29,590 You're scared of a bunch of sniveling tree huggers? 179 00:08:29,590 --> 00:08:31,457 Turn the fire hoses on 'em. 180 00:08:32,620 --> 00:08:35,430 - I don't think that would be good publicity 181 00:08:35,430 --> 00:08:36,923 for us right now, sir. 182 00:08:38,490 --> 00:08:39,768 Remember Big Pink. 183 00:08:39,768 --> 00:08:40,990 (ominous music) 184 00:08:40,990 --> 00:08:42,260 - Big Pink. 185 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:44,800 Nothing must jeopardize Big Pink. 186 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:46,623 Nothing, you understand me? 187 00:08:47,457 --> 00:08:49,410 (engine rumbling) 188 00:08:49,410 --> 00:08:51,540 Oh God, 189 00:08:51,540 --> 00:08:52,830 not him. 190 00:08:52,830 --> 00:08:53,663 - Mr. Bidwell? 191 00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:57,543 - Just what I need, Buffer's numbnuts boyfriend. 192 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,124 I swear she's seeing him just to piss me off. 193 00:09:05,124 --> 00:09:06,200 (playful plodding music) 194 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,200 God, I hope she's not sleeping with him. 195 00:09:12,207 --> 00:09:14,874 (metal banging) 196 00:09:21,550 --> 00:09:23,480 - Hey, Mr. Bidwell! 197 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,640 I can't believe it, not even a scratch. 198 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:29,140 I'm really sorry about your car, sir. 199 00:09:29,140 --> 00:09:30,123 - I need a drink. 200 00:09:31,002 --> 00:09:32,540 (light flute music) 201 00:09:32,540 --> 00:09:33,840 - Please send me the bill. 202 00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:47,595 (doorbell rings) 203 00:09:49,585 --> 00:09:50,460 (butler grunts) 204 00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:51,293 Hi there. 205 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:54,116 Is Buffer, uh... 206 00:09:54,116 --> 00:09:55,586 - Eh, kids all here. 207 00:09:55,586 --> 00:09:57,086 - Not bad and you? 208 00:10:00,446 --> 00:10:03,779 (soft orchestral music) 209 00:10:15,060 --> 00:10:17,810 (Julius exhales) 210 00:10:22,045 --> 00:10:25,545 (breath spray clattering) 211 00:10:30,190 --> 00:10:34,107 (suspenseful orchestral music) 212 00:10:51,271 --> 00:10:54,134 (glass breaking) 213 00:10:54,134 --> 00:10:57,634 (jaunty orchestral music) 214 00:11:10,111 --> 00:11:13,099 (Julius exhales) 215 00:11:13,099 --> 00:11:16,266 (sultry string music) 216 00:11:35,642 --> 00:11:36,475 - Hi. 217 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:45,604 (record scratches) 218 00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:47,913 Excuse me, you're late. 219 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,810 You were supposed to be here an hour ago. 220 00:11:52,810 --> 00:11:54,253 - I'm sorry. 221 00:11:54,253 --> 00:11:55,830 We were practicing. 222 00:11:55,830 --> 00:11:57,550 We're really sounding good. 223 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:58,770 - Yeah. 224 00:11:58,770 --> 00:12:00,070 Let's just get outta here. 225 00:12:08,318 --> 00:12:10,985 (Buffer grunts) 226 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,562 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 227 00:12:15,562 --> 00:12:19,625 (upbeat electronic music) 228 00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:21,348 (Buffer grunts) 229 00:12:21,348 --> 00:12:23,834 - Do we have to ride on that thing? 230 00:12:23,834 --> 00:12:24,973 ♪ Come on, come on ♪ 231 00:12:24,973 --> 00:12:26,014 ♪ Living in a ♪ 232 00:12:26,014 --> 00:12:27,640 - I thought ya liked it 233 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:30,443 - Hello, it gets bugs in my teeth. 234 00:12:32,630 --> 00:12:34,720 Let's just take Daddy's car. 235 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:35,855 ♪ First you were rich ♪ 236 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:36,688 - Cool. 237 00:12:36,688 --> 00:12:39,242 ♪ Now you are poor ♪ 238 00:12:39,242 --> 00:12:41,450 ♪ First you're in love ♪ 239 00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:43,825 ♪ Then she's walkin' out the door ♪ 240 00:12:43,825 --> 00:12:44,884 (Buffer chuckles) 241 00:12:44,884 --> 00:12:46,377 ♪ First there is peace ♪ 242 00:12:46,377 --> 00:12:48,990 ♪ Then there is war ♪ 243 00:12:48,990 --> 00:12:51,224 ♪ First she's a virgin ♪ 244 00:12:51,224 --> 00:12:54,037 ♪ Now you're callin' her a whore ♪ 245 00:12:54,037 --> 00:12:55,868 ♪ There's always a surprise ♪ 246 00:12:55,868 --> 00:12:57,458 ♪ 'Cause it's a crazy world ♪ 247 00:12:57,458 --> 00:12:58,580 - Sorry about your bumper, Mr. Bidwell. 248 00:12:58,580 --> 00:13:00,553 - God, I hate that punk. 249 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:02,853 He's the worst one yet. 250 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,760 - Well, I'm sure it's just a phase, sir. 251 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:07,380 She'll get tired of him 252 00:13:07,380 --> 00:13:09,383 and dump him just like everyone else. 253 00:13:09,383 --> 00:13:11,433 - What if she marries that piece of dirt? 254 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:15,260 - Get a hold of yourself, Mr. Bidwell. 255 00:13:15,260 --> 00:13:16,894 ♪ Crazy world ♪ 256 00:13:16,894 --> 00:13:18,994 - Why can't she find a respectable fellow? 257 00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:23,400 Someone with a future, a good Republican. 258 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,850 - Someone like yourself, sir. 259 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:28,292 - Damn it, why can't she find someone like me? 260 00:13:28,292 --> 00:13:29,818 ♪ The wise man tells a riddle ♪ 261 00:13:29,818 --> 00:13:32,753 - (clears throat) I voted Republican, sir. 262 00:13:32,753 --> 00:13:34,825 ♪ And some people got your ♪ 263 00:13:34,825 --> 00:13:37,091 - (laughs) This is rich. 264 00:13:37,091 --> 00:13:39,160 (scoffs) You and Buffer? (laughs) 265 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:40,340 Oh, I can see it. 266 00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:41,820 What is it all the kids are saying? 267 00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:42,864 Not! 268 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:45,447 (men laughing) 269 00:13:48,711 --> 00:13:52,044 (soft electronic music) 270 00:13:56,279 --> 00:13:58,833 ♪ Mm mm, ooh ♪ 271 00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:00,210 - Oh Buffer. 272 00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:01,260 - Cut it out, Julius. 273 00:14:04,701 --> 00:14:06,075 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 274 00:14:06,075 --> 00:14:07,720 ♪ My feet are cold ♪ 275 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:08,857 - Buffer, I love you. 276 00:14:10,799 --> 00:14:12,737 - I know you do. 277 00:14:12,737 --> 00:14:15,194 ♪ They're all I got ♪ 278 00:14:15,194 --> 00:14:16,910 - "I know you do?" 279 00:14:16,910 --> 00:14:19,233 What's that supposed to mean? 280 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,980 - (chuckles) I'm sorry, Julius, 281 00:14:20,980 --> 00:14:22,783 I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. 282 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,555 Okay, you can kiss me. 283 00:14:26,555 --> 00:14:28,285 ♪ And all your cash ♪ 284 00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:30,583 - (scoffs) What is up with you? 285 00:14:31,478 --> 00:14:33,220 - Now what? 286 00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:38,027 Julius, if you really love me, you'd stop pressuring me. 287 00:14:38,027 --> 00:14:40,710 ♪ When I'm chillin' ♪ 288 00:14:40,710 --> 00:14:43,758 - I'm sorry, you're right. 289 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:48,400 - I have been under a tremendous amount of stress lately. 290 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,483 And my therapist is on vacation. 291 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,670 My party is tomorrow. 292 00:14:53,670 --> 00:14:55,500 Mommy is in Switzerland. 293 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:58,503 I have, like, a million things to do to get ready. 294 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:01,170 By the way, what are you wearing? 295 00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:05,533 - Um, I can't go to the party. 296 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:08,763 - Excuse me? 297 00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:11,760 - We've got practice tomorrow night. 298 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,333 I promised. 299 00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:14,809 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 300 00:15:14,809 --> 00:15:19,470 ♪ All the other necessary violence ♪ 301 00:15:19,470 --> 00:15:21,303 - You don't care about me. 302 00:15:22,430 --> 00:15:24,300 - You don't care about me! 303 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:25,550 - Annie, I promised. 304 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,600 - Since when did you start keeping your promises, huh? 305 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,065 Oh, Annie, we'll jam tomorrow. 306 00:15:29,065 --> 00:15:29,898 You're full of it, Julius. 307 00:15:29,898 --> 00:15:31,300 You don't care about anything 308 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:33,450 except yourself and that stuck up witch! 309 00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:34,493 - What did you call her? 310 00:15:34,493 --> 00:15:35,520 - Witch! 311 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:36,996 - Oh, I thought you said something else. 312 00:15:36,996 --> 00:15:38,250 - Oh God, at this rate we'd be better off 313 00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:39,694 starting a band in Russia. 314 00:15:39,694 --> 00:15:40,600 (Wlad laughs) 315 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,433 - Look Annie, do me a favor. 316 00:15:41,433 --> 00:15:42,350 Will you take your medication? 317 00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:43,730 We'll practice tomorrow. 318 00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:45,440 - Yeah, and then tomorrow it'll be the next day. 319 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,530 Look, this band means everything to me. 320 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,757 I've been put in jail for this band. 321 00:15:49,757 --> 00:15:51,290 - Annie, you were put in jail for stealing a UPS truck. 322 00:15:51,290 --> 00:15:52,764 Now, come on. - Well yeah. 323 00:15:52,764 --> 00:15:54,473 That was so we could haul our gear to that gig. 324 00:15:54,473 --> 00:15:55,930 What have you done? 325 00:15:55,930 --> 00:15:56,763 - Me, how can you ask me that? 326 00:15:56,763 --> 00:15:57,630 I'm the front man. 327 00:15:57,630 --> 00:15:58,980 - Oh God. 328 00:15:58,980 --> 00:16:01,991 Besides shakin' your skinny ass, Julius, you're a joke. 329 00:16:01,991 --> 00:16:03,270 If you're the front man why don't you act like one 330 00:16:03,270 --> 00:16:04,103 and be a leader. 331 00:16:04,103 --> 00:16:05,170 Stop selling out. 332 00:16:05,170 --> 00:16:06,600 - I'm not selling out! 333 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,100 - You say this band is your life and then you blow it off. 334 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:10,510 And for what, huh? 335 00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:11,433 A party? 336 00:16:13,070 --> 00:16:14,350 - It's very important to Buffer. 337 00:16:14,350 --> 00:16:16,180 - What about what's important to you? 338 00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:17,730 - She's important to me. 339 00:16:17,730 --> 00:16:19,060 - Well ya can't always have it both ways. 340 00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:19,990 One of these days you're gonna 341 00:16:19,990 --> 00:16:21,880 have to stand up for what you believe in. 342 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:22,713 - I will. 343 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:24,673 I do. 344 00:16:27,374 --> 00:16:28,791 (bluesy electric guitar music) 345 00:16:28,791 --> 00:16:29,990 And I'm not a sellout. 346 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:47,633 Nice suit. 347 00:16:51,529 --> 00:16:54,826 (doorbell rings) 348 00:16:54,826 --> 00:16:56,385 (butler grunts) 349 00:16:56,385 --> 00:16:57,648 How ya doin'? 350 00:16:57,648 --> 00:16:58,687 (playful plodding music) 351 00:16:58,687 --> 00:17:01,063 - Why can't this kid get a job? 352 00:17:03,896 --> 00:17:06,396 (light music) 353 00:17:09,748 --> 00:17:13,165 (party goers chattering) 354 00:17:16,140 --> 00:17:16,973 - Julius. 355 00:17:18,503 --> 00:17:20,370 How the hell are ya, ya old gravy boat. 356 00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:21,413 - Mr. Remora. 357 00:17:21,413 --> 00:17:23,030 Have you seen Buffer? 358 00:17:23,030 --> 00:17:24,250 - I'm sure she's around here somewhere. 359 00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:26,110 How 'bout a drink? 360 00:17:26,110 --> 00:17:27,710 What's your poison? 361 00:17:27,710 --> 00:17:29,830 - I don't know, beer I guess. 362 00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:32,270 - Beer. (chuckles) 363 00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:33,330 Well that's no way to get in the spirit 364 00:17:33,330 --> 00:17:34,580 of things now is it? 365 00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:35,530 Charlie, a martini. 366 00:17:40,335 --> 00:17:41,585 You'll love it. 367 00:17:42,998 --> 00:17:46,915 (speaking in foreign language) 368 00:17:49,586 --> 00:17:50,922 (Julius sputters) 369 00:17:50,922 --> 00:17:53,755 (Julius coughing) 370 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:56,603 Allow me. 371 00:17:56,603 --> 00:17:59,271 (Julius coughing) 372 00:18:01,860 --> 00:18:04,200 No, keep it, please. 373 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,990 My gift to you. (chuckles) 374 00:18:06,990 --> 00:18:10,010 By the way, Mr. Bidwell has asked to speak with you, 375 00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:11,303 if you have a moment. 376 00:18:13,549 --> 00:18:14,530 (Mr. Bidwell exhales) 377 00:18:14,530 --> 00:18:16,330 - Great party, Mr. Bidwell. 378 00:18:23,219 --> 00:18:24,500 - Ya know what, numbnuts? 379 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:25,550 - What, sir? 380 00:18:27,070 --> 00:18:28,277 - I don't like you. 381 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:32,570 I've never liked you and I'm never gonna like you. 382 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:35,313 - That's funny, sir. (chuckles) 383 00:18:36,420 --> 00:18:37,253 - Okay, kid. 384 00:18:38,530 --> 00:18:39,665 I'll get right to the point. 385 00:18:39,665 --> 00:18:41,130 (gun clicks) 386 00:18:41,130 --> 00:18:44,370 I will give you $50,000 if 387 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,380 you will stay away from my daughter for the rest 388 00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:48,990 of your natural born life. 389 00:18:48,990 --> 00:18:51,207 (cartridge clicks) 390 00:18:51,207 --> 00:18:52,892 - $50,000? 391 00:18:52,892 --> 00:18:54,299 (gun clicks) 392 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,280 - 75,000. 393 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:56,113 - What? 394 00:18:56,113 --> 00:18:59,030 - $100,000 and that's my final offer. 395 00:18:59,030 --> 00:18:59,863 - You're serious? 396 00:18:59,863 --> 00:19:02,347 - Well of course I'm serious, numbnuts! 397 00:19:07,610 --> 00:19:09,490 - Oh, I get it. 398 00:19:09,490 --> 00:19:10,440 You're just testing me to see 399 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,550 how much love I have for your daughter. 400 00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:14,450 Okay. (chuckles) 401 00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:16,600 Let me just tell ya somethin', Mr. Bidwell. 402 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:18,200 Julius Caesar does not sell out. 403 00:19:19,835 --> 00:19:22,550 Now I love Buffer and I will do anything for Buffer. 404 00:19:22,550 --> 00:19:24,009 If you're gonna deprive me of that right, 405 00:19:24,009 --> 00:19:25,209 you may as well kill me. 406 00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:27,199 I'm dead. 407 00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:28,453 (gun fires) 408 00:19:28,453 --> 00:19:29,744 (glass breaking) Kidding, kidding. 409 00:19:29,744 --> 00:19:31,940 (laughs) Kidding, sir. 410 00:19:31,940 --> 00:19:33,090 Can we talk about this? 411 00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:35,650 - I used to be like you. 412 00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:36,920 What am I saying? 413 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,700 I was never like you, but I was poor. 414 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:43,550 I was uneducated and through hard work 415 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,790 I pulled myself up by my bootstraps 416 00:19:45,790 --> 00:19:49,660 and look what I made of myself. 417 00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:52,410 President of a multi-national corporation 418 00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:55,002 and one of the biggest producers of pencil erasers 419 00:19:55,002 --> 00:19:57,193 in the entire Western Hemisphere. 420 00:19:58,216 --> 00:19:59,460 Buffer's all I have. 421 00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:04,440 If she stays with you, my hard work goes for nothing. 422 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:05,740 You'll blow everything. 423 00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:08,913 My daughter needs a man to carry on my work. 424 00:20:10,490 --> 00:20:11,463 A strong man, 425 00:20:13,397 --> 00:20:14,243 a man of vision, 426 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:16,898 a man of destiny. 427 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:19,773 - I am that man, sir. 428 00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:23,041 - Don't make me barf. 429 00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:24,180 Look at yourself. 430 00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:27,230 You've got no education, got no job. 431 00:20:27,230 --> 00:20:29,640 What are your plans for the future? 432 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:30,473 - Well I was kind of thinking 433 00:20:30,473 --> 00:20:32,380 Buffer would support me at least 'til the band took off. 434 00:20:32,380 --> 00:20:35,500 - Get out of my house, you're staining my carpet. 435 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,890 I'll have a check cut for $100,000. 436 00:20:37,890 --> 00:20:40,080 - Wait, there's gotta be some way I can prove myself to you. 437 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,540 What have you got to lose? 438 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:43,520 - My patience for one thing. 439 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:44,513 - No, listen to me. 440 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:48,984 I can make you proud of me. 441 00:20:48,984 --> 00:20:50,160 (suspenseful music) 442 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,280 I can do it. 443 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:52,143 If I can't, 444 00:20:53,850 --> 00:20:54,683 I'll disappear. 445 00:20:56,545 --> 00:20:57,880 I'll bet you anything. 446 00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:58,713 - Bet? 447 00:21:00,310 --> 00:21:01,143 You say bet? 448 00:21:02,170 --> 00:21:04,412 - I'll bet you anything you want. 449 00:21:04,412 --> 00:21:09,050 - Well, well, well, seems I'm a sportin' man, junior. 450 00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:11,070 Tell ya what I'm gonna do. 451 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:14,147 If you can come up 452 00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:17,060 with $100,000 within six months, 453 00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:19,410 you can have my daughter with my blessing. 454 00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:22,550 If you fail you have to stay away 455 00:21:22,550 --> 00:21:26,052 for the rest of your life and I'll squash you. 456 00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,202 What do ya say, Julius? 457 00:21:28,326 --> 00:21:29,653 How bad do you want it? 458 00:21:31,470 --> 00:21:33,990 - Hundred grand in six months. 459 00:21:33,990 --> 00:21:35,660 That comes to, uh... 460 00:21:35,660 --> 00:21:40,120 - That's $4,666.66 461 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,380 a week, son. 462 00:21:45,970 --> 00:21:47,780 - Where am I gonna get that kind of money? 463 00:21:47,780 --> 00:21:49,130 - Tell ya what. 464 00:21:49,130 --> 00:21:50,850 I'm feeling generous. 465 00:21:50,850 --> 00:21:52,320 I'll even give you a job. 466 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:53,813 - You'll what? 467 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,170 - Eh, one of my plants. 468 00:21:56,170 --> 00:21:59,220 The work is hard, but if you're the new man 469 00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:02,693 you say you are, I'm sure you'll be up to it. 470 00:22:07,283 --> 00:22:09,783 (tense music) 471 00:22:17,456 --> 00:22:20,039 (men laughing) 472 00:22:24,263 --> 00:22:26,080 - The day Daddy bought me the Porsche 473 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,364 I wrecked it and he had to buy me another one. 474 00:22:28,364 --> 00:22:31,200 (group laughing) 475 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,650 Oh Julius, I want you to meet Grayden, Boyden, and Cyan. 476 00:22:34,650 --> 00:22:36,800 They're members of Daddy's club. 477 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:37,850 Guys, this is Julius. 478 00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:40,090 - Nice to meet you guys. 479 00:22:41,010 --> 00:22:42,890 - So what were we talking about? 480 00:22:42,890 --> 00:22:44,912 - Buffer, can I talk to you for a second, please? 481 00:22:44,912 --> 00:22:46,150 (party goers chattering) 482 00:22:46,150 --> 00:22:47,690 - Not now, Julius. 483 00:22:47,690 --> 00:22:49,993 You're being rude. (chuckles) 484 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,260 - It's important. 485 00:22:53,260 --> 00:22:55,286 - Not more important than the club. 486 00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:58,651 (group laughs) 487 00:22:58,651 --> 00:23:01,270 I invited you to this party so that you 488 00:23:01,270 --> 00:23:03,660 could meet the right kind of people. 489 00:23:03,660 --> 00:23:05,820 You are blowing it big time. 490 00:23:05,820 --> 00:23:06,653 - Please? 491 00:23:06,653 --> 00:23:07,486 - No. 492 00:23:10,654 --> 00:23:12,913 - Any of you guys drive a black BMW? 493 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,510 Because I just saw the valet outside 494 00:23:15,510 --> 00:23:16,830 on the front lawn doin' donuts. 495 00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:18,380 You might wanna check that out. 496 00:23:21,692 --> 00:23:23,710 - Real cute, Julius. 497 00:23:23,710 --> 00:23:25,340 - Don't get mad when I tell ya 498 00:23:25,340 --> 00:23:26,440 what I'm about to tell ya. 499 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,306 - I'm already mad at you. 500 00:23:28,306 --> 00:23:30,423 - I just made a bet with your dad. 501 00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:33,380 - You should know better than to bet with Daddy. 502 00:23:33,380 --> 00:23:34,690 He never loses. 503 00:23:34,690 --> 00:23:36,030 What did you bet? 504 00:23:36,030 --> 00:23:37,531 - You. 505 00:23:37,531 --> 00:23:39,640 If I don't come up with $100,000 in the next six months, 506 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:40,800 I can never see you again for the rest 507 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,918 of my natural born life. 508 00:23:42,918 --> 00:23:44,633 - You're fighting over me? 509 00:23:48,907 --> 00:23:51,574 (Buffer laughs) 510 00:23:52,830 --> 00:23:56,073 This is exciting. (laughs) 511 00:24:00,558 --> 00:24:02,030 - Have you lost your mind, sir? 512 00:24:02,030 --> 00:24:04,530 - Hey, take a pill, Larry. 513 00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:06,030 - But you've hired that, (speaking in foreign language), 514 00:24:07,670 --> 00:24:10,940 hoodlum at our most critical plant. 515 00:24:10,940 --> 00:24:11,773 - Whose plant? 516 00:24:13,632 --> 00:24:15,853 - I'm sorry, did I say our plant? 517 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,333 Your plant. 518 00:24:20,661 --> 00:24:21,578 Your plant. 519 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,093 - Don't you ever forget it. 520 00:24:25,194 --> 00:24:26,111 - Yes, sir. 521 00:24:27,143 --> 00:24:29,303 But if I may, this is a very, 522 00:24:29,303 --> 00:24:31,933 this is a very sensitive time at the plant. 523 00:24:33,270 --> 00:24:34,730 Think of Big Pink. 524 00:24:34,730 --> 00:24:38,340 With all the protestors, government inspections, 525 00:24:38,340 --> 00:24:40,020 I'm spending all my time there as it is. 526 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:43,000 - Exactly, so you can keep an eye on him. 527 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:47,180 You can make sure he doesn't get into any trouble. 528 00:24:47,180 --> 00:24:48,166 - Yes sir, but-- 529 00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:51,016 - You can have some fun with him, but don't let him quit. 530 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:56,733 As long as he's on the assembly line earning $7 an hour, 531 00:24:59,020 --> 00:25:02,133 I don't have to worry about my bet. 532 00:25:03,697 --> 00:25:05,040 (romantic orchestral music) 533 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,020 - Now I know what you're thinking. 534 00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:09,820 Caesar, you're a fool. 535 00:25:09,820 --> 00:25:11,220 Shoulda taken the 100 grand. 536 00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:13,373 But give Caesar his due. 537 00:25:14,260 --> 00:25:18,230 I was young and in love and there was no way 538 00:25:18,230 --> 00:25:21,260 I was gonna sell out, so I accepted the terms 539 00:25:21,260 --> 00:25:23,810 of Bidwell's cold-blooded challenge 540 00:25:23,810 --> 00:25:25,860 and hurled myself fearlessly 541 00:25:25,860 --> 00:25:28,943 into the uncharted world of capitalism. 542 00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:32,773 - Save our Earth! 543 00:25:32,773 --> 00:25:34,300 Save this place! 544 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:36,883 Close down Bidwell's, don't erase! 545 00:25:36,883 --> 00:25:38,125 Save our Earth! 546 00:25:38,125 --> 00:25:39,242 Save this place! 547 00:25:39,242 --> 00:25:40,315 Close down Bidwell's, don't erase! 548 00:25:40,315 --> 00:25:41,451 - You can't! 549 00:25:41,451 --> 00:25:42,483 - Scab! 550 00:25:42,483 --> 00:25:44,784 - Close down Bidwell's, don't erase! 551 00:25:44,784 --> 00:25:45,617 Save our Earth! 552 00:25:45,617 --> 00:25:46,590 Save this place! 553 00:25:46,590 --> 00:25:47,507 Close down! 554 00:25:50,890 --> 00:25:53,557 (Pete laughing) 555 00:25:55,431 --> 00:26:00,431 - You mean you've never worked in an eraser factory before? 556 00:26:02,750 --> 00:26:04,340 - No, sir. 557 00:26:04,340 --> 00:26:08,120 But, um, it really stinks. 558 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:09,530 - Stinks? 559 00:26:09,530 --> 00:26:12,030 - Not the job, sir, the smell? 560 00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:14,022 Has a certain aroma. 561 00:26:14,022 --> 00:26:18,220 - (sniffs) Oh yeah. (sniffs) 562 00:26:18,220 --> 00:26:19,053 - No offense. 563 00:26:19,053 --> 00:26:20,270 - No, no, no, no, no, no. 564 00:26:20,270 --> 00:26:21,550 No offense, no offense. 565 00:26:21,550 --> 00:26:22,620 Now you'll get used to it. 566 00:26:22,620 --> 00:26:23,960 Look at me, I've been here for 20 years. 567 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,130 20 years, I've been here 20 years. 568 00:26:26,130 --> 00:26:27,943 Ya know how long I've been here? 569 00:26:27,943 --> 00:26:29,112 - 20 years. 570 00:26:29,112 --> 00:26:30,347 - How'd you know? 571 00:26:30,347 --> 00:26:31,525 (Julius laughs) 572 00:26:31,525 --> 00:26:33,150 20 years. 573 00:26:33,150 --> 00:26:36,750 Ya know rubber must be running all through my veins. 574 00:26:36,750 --> 00:26:39,700 That's right, I'm sure of it 'cause no matter what 575 00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:42,300 knocks me down I just bounce right back. 576 00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:44,336 Scarlet, frankly my dear-- 577 00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:45,169 (Larry clears his throat) 578 00:26:45,169 --> 00:26:46,664 - Come on, do it. 579 00:26:46,664 --> 00:26:48,050 Hurry it up, time is money. 580 00:26:48,050 --> 00:26:50,333 - Sorry, Mr. Remora. 581 00:26:51,290 --> 00:26:54,460 All right, Julian, why don't ya take these forms 582 00:26:54,460 --> 00:26:59,096 and fill 'em out and you can get started. 583 00:26:59,096 --> 00:27:02,470 (suspenseful music) 584 00:27:02,470 --> 00:27:03,320 - Thank you, sir. 585 00:27:05,810 --> 00:27:07,337 Do you have a pen? 586 00:27:07,337 --> 00:27:09,220 (Pete gasps) 587 00:27:09,220 --> 00:27:14,220 - We only use pencils around here. (laughs) 588 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,583 (men laughing) 589 00:27:29,696 --> 00:27:32,779 (machinery whirring) 590 00:27:37,267 --> 00:27:40,100 (Larry whistling) 591 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,693 - Boys, (claps) boys. 592 00:27:44,935 --> 00:27:46,820 Can I have your attention, please? 593 00:27:46,820 --> 00:27:49,010 We have a new man joining our little 594 00:27:49,010 --> 00:27:51,195 work release program here today. 595 00:27:51,195 --> 00:27:52,250 - Loser alert. - Yeah. 596 00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:53,920 - Julius, say hello to the boys. 597 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,168 - Hi, boys. 598 00:27:55,168 --> 00:27:57,835 (ominous music) 599 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,660 - Julius is a very close friend of Mr. Bidwell's. 600 00:28:02,530 --> 00:28:05,620 Mr. Bidwell says he should have a job here. 601 00:28:05,620 --> 00:28:07,170 Does everybody understand that? 602 00:28:09,150 --> 00:28:09,983 Any questions? 603 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:13,400 - (spits) Where the hell's he gonna work? 604 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,903 - Here with you. 605 00:28:15,996 --> 00:28:17,170 Is that a problem? 606 00:28:17,170 --> 00:28:19,710 - We don't have any openings on this line. 607 00:28:19,710 --> 00:28:21,493 Let him go work somewhere else. 608 00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:25,420 - That reminds me, is there a Nick here? 609 00:28:25,420 --> 00:28:26,253 - Yeah, why? 610 00:28:27,573 --> 00:28:30,156 (sultry music) 611 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,990 - You've been transferred to the melting pit. 612 00:28:36,990 --> 00:28:39,066 - There's toxic fumes in that pit. 613 00:28:39,066 --> 00:28:40,780 Let your loser friend go work there. 614 00:28:40,780 --> 00:28:41,970 We need Nicky right here. 615 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:44,670 - Nonsense, Julius can handle it, thank you very much. 616 00:28:48,332 --> 00:28:50,915 (sultry music) 617 00:28:55,705 --> 00:28:56,705 Hm, well. 618 00:28:56,705 --> 00:28:58,009 There ya have it. 619 00:28:58,009 --> 00:29:00,287 Break's over, back to work. 620 00:29:00,287 --> 00:29:02,843 (upbeat guitar music) 621 00:29:02,843 --> 00:29:04,243 Excuse me, excuse me, hi. 622 00:29:11,980 --> 00:29:12,920 - What's up? 623 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,520 - You wanna know somethin'? 624 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,580 I'm gonna kick your ass. 625 00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:17,841 (rock music thumping) 626 00:29:17,841 --> 00:29:18,810 - What? 627 00:29:18,810 --> 00:29:21,857 - I said, I'm gonna kick your ass. 628 00:29:21,857 --> 00:29:23,706 - Oh, you wouldn't know 'em. 629 00:29:23,706 --> 00:29:25,323 They're not country. 630 00:29:26,850 --> 00:29:28,500 - I said I'm gonna kick your ass. 631 00:29:29,710 --> 00:29:31,060 - Lunch? 632 00:29:31,060 --> 00:29:32,160 - I'm gonna kill you! 633 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,980 - I thought you were gonna kick my ass? 634 00:29:34,980 --> 00:29:36,458 - What? 635 00:29:36,458 --> 00:29:40,078 (playful orchestral music) 636 00:29:40,078 --> 00:29:40,995 - Ooh, ooh. 637 00:29:43,519 --> 00:29:44,352 Doh. 638 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,650 - So, you wanna play games, huh? 639 00:29:52,650 --> 00:29:53,692 - Oh no, guys, I was just kiddin'. 640 00:29:53,692 --> 00:29:54,525 - Yeah. - It was a joke. 641 00:29:54,525 --> 00:29:55,440 I was kidding, I was kidding, the whole time I was kidding. 642 00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,360 Joking, joker, he's a joker. (laughs) 643 00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,460 - First I'm gonna kick his ass then I'm gonna kill him. 644 00:30:00,460 --> 00:30:02,491 - No guys, no, no. 645 00:30:02,491 --> 00:30:03,460 Look, I was kidding. 646 00:30:03,460 --> 00:30:04,461 No please, I'm dizzy now. 647 00:30:04,461 --> 00:30:05,294 No, stop. - Sorry, you wanted 648 00:30:05,294 --> 00:30:06,228 to play games, right? - No, so no games. 649 00:30:06,228 --> 00:30:07,061 No games, guys, no please. 650 00:30:07,061 --> 00:30:07,894 - You wanted to play games? 651 00:30:07,894 --> 00:30:08,727 - No, no, no games. 652 00:30:08,727 --> 00:30:09,560 Now put me down, stop! - Play games now. 653 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:10,570 - Please, no, no, no more! 654 00:30:16,183 --> 00:30:18,766 (somber music) 655 00:30:31,482 --> 00:30:32,683 - That's it! 656 00:30:32,683 --> 00:30:34,140 I quit! 657 00:30:34,140 --> 00:30:35,477 I coulda been a doctor, but no, 658 00:30:35,477 --> 00:30:36,892 I had to take drugs in college. 659 00:30:36,892 --> 00:30:37,725 No, my mom was right. 660 00:30:37,725 --> 00:30:38,939 I don't need this crap. 661 00:30:38,939 --> 00:30:40,270 Lose the dog or get a post office box. 662 00:30:40,270 --> 00:30:41,500 Ya got that? 663 00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:42,333 Ya got that? 664 00:30:43,790 --> 00:30:45,867 - Oh wow, what happened to you? 665 00:30:47,289 --> 00:30:48,590 - Some of my fellow employees decided 666 00:30:48,590 --> 00:30:50,080 to beat the crap outta me today. 667 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:50,913 - Employees? 668 00:30:50,913 --> 00:30:53,800 Where are you working, the World Wrestling Federation? 669 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,613 - No, Mr. Bidwell's eraser factory. 670 00:30:56,530 --> 00:30:58,750 - So that's where you've been all day. 671 00:30:58,750 --> 00:31:00,860 Why would you wanna work there? 672 00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:03,973 - Look, I made this very stupid bet with Mr. Bidwell. 673 00:31:04,870 --> 00:31:08,150 He says that if I can make him $100,000 674 00:31:08,150 --> 00:31:10,313 in six months, I can have Buffer. 675 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,630 - You made a bet for a person? 676 00:31:13,630 --> 00:31:14,930 - Look, not exactly, Annie. 677 00:31:14,930 --> 00:31:16,870 - That has gotta be the most offensive, sexist, 678 00:31:16,870 --> 00:31:19,630 disgusting thing I have ever heard. 679 00:31:19,630 --> 00:31:22,140 Does Asprin know about this? 680 00:31:22,140 --> 00:31:23,750 - Look, her name is Buffer, okay? 681 00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:24,800 And actually, she liked the idea. 682 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:25,633 Now if you don't mind, 683 00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:26,590 I'm gonna go inside and take a shower. 684 00:31:26,590 --> 00:31:27,423 Goodnight. 685 00:31:27,423 --> 00:31:28,256 - No, you can't take a shower. 686 00:31:28,256 --> 00:31:29,623 We gotta practice, you promised. 687 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:31,480 - I can't take a shower? 688 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:32,530 - No. 689 00:31:32,530 --> 00:31:33,660 (soft jazz music) 690 00:31:33,660 --> 00:31:35,890 - Look Annie, we'll practice later, okay. 691 00:31:35,890 --> 00:31:37,120 Take your medication. 692 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:38,770 Goodbye. 693 00:31:38,770 --> 00:31:39,603 - Julius. 694 00:31:41,990 --> 00:31:42,823 Hello? 695 00:31:44,908 --> 00:31:45,800 (Pete huffs) 696 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:49,170 - Go home, Dewitt, please. 697 00:31:49,170 --> 00:31:51,320 I told you, there's nothing to worry about. 698 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:54,633 - Maybe so. 699 00:31:56,905 --> 00:32:01,905 But those new erasers you've been making, 700 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:05,923 I've done some testing and they're not erasers. 701 00:32:06,870 --> 00:32:10,190 They are plastic explosives. 702 00:32:10,190 --> 00:32:11,480 - (laughs) Nonsense, you don't know 703 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,396 what you're talkin' about, Dewitt, please. 704 00:32:13,396 --> 00:32:14,229 - Right. 705 00:32:14,229 --> 00:32:17,760 And then I happened to see some orders in the computer 706 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:20,823 and discovered this Big Pink. 707 00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:25,133 You know what's in that file? 708 00:32:25,133 --> 00:32:28,170 - No, what's in the Big Pink file, Mr. Dewitt? 709 00:32:30,124 --> 00:32:33,993 - I don't know because I couldn't get into it. 710 00:32:35,150 --> 00:32:37,870 That's because it was encoded, 711 00:32:37,870 --> 00:32:41,233 because it was password protected, because, 712 00:32:44,392 --> 00:32:47,993 because it was closed up tighter than two coats of paint. 713 00:32:50,290 --> 00:32:53,270 - Well, I'll have someone look into that right away. 714 00:32:53,270 --> 00:32:54,593 Gee, wow. 715 00:32:56,420 --> 00:32:58,520 Excellent work there, Dewitt. 716 00:32:58,520 --> 00:32:59,380 Good work. 717 00:32:59,380 --> 00:33:01,657 - But that's not good enough, Larry! 718 00:33:02,617 --> 00:33:05,990 I am the manager here! 719 00:33:05,990 --> 00:33:07,850 I need to know! 720 00:33:09,203 --> 00:33:12,040 What the hell is goin' on around here? 721 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,563 Now you better level with me and come clean! 722 00:33:15,810 --> 00:33:17,993 Or I'm gonna have to call Bidwell. 723 00:33:19,009 --> 00:33:21,960 (suspenseful music) 724 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,243 - Did you say Big Pink? 725 00:33:24,510 --> 00:33:25,410 - I said Big Pink. 726 00:33:26,910 --> 00:33:30,580 - I'm sorry, I thought you said big stink. 727 00:33:30,580 --> 00:33:32,010 We have no big stink. 728 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,483 I'm so stupid, wow. 729 00:33:34,716 --> 00:33:38,620 You know, I have that data right here as a matter of fact. 730 00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:39,743 It's here somewhere. 731 00:33:40,770 --> 00:33:42,440 What do ya know, here it is. 732 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,553 Wow, well have a look for yourself. 733 00:34:02,451 --> 00:34:03,648 - What? 734 00:34:03,648 --> 00:34:04,731 It's nothing. 735 00:34:05,948 --> 00:34:06,781 What? 736 00:34:06,781 --> 00:34:07,614 - Are you blind? 737 00:34:08,830 --> 00:34:09,663 Look closer. 738 00:34:11,690 --> 00:34:13,280 Getting old, Dewitt? 739 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,080 - I'm telling you that (grunts). 740 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,730 - You were right. 741 00:34:20,730 --> 00:34:21,870 You had to do it. 742 00:34:21,870 --> 00:34:23,133 He was getting too close. 743 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,170 What are we gonna tell his wife? 744 00:34:26,170 --> 00:34:28,883 - No, don't tell her anything. 745 00:34:30,930 --> 00:34:34,289 I wonder if she knew he started drinking again? 746 00:34:34,289 --> 00:34:36,120 (ominous music) 747 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,300 - If Dewitt figured out what we're up to, 748 00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:40,200 how can we be sure the next guy won't? 749 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:45,750 - I've got it all figured out. 750 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,123 I've got the perfect candidate. 751 00:34:52,147 --> 00:34:55,397 (Mr. Bidwell laughing) 752 00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:03,350 - Come on, guys, why are we fighting? 753 00:35:03,350 --> 00:35:06,920 I mean, we're all on the same side, right? 754 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:08,570 - 'Cause you're an idiot. 755 00:35:08,570 --> 00:35:10,600 - Our jobs are hard. 756 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,933 Our backs are bent, but is our spirit broken? 757 00:35:14,850 --> 00:35:16,770 I say no. 758 00:35:16,770 --> 00:35:19,070 I say we can do better. 759 00:35:19,070 --> 00:35:21,380 Why should would we work under these conditions? 760 00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:23,130 Why such low pay? 761 00:35:23,130 --> 00:35:24,853 Why? Why? 762 00:35:27,150 --> 00:35:31,240 I say we form a union and demand fair wages, 763 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:34,183 a safe workplace, adequate healthcare. 764 00:35:34,183 --> 00:35:35,070 (angelic music) 765 00:35:35,070 --> 00:35:39,570 We're not asking for a handout, just a shot at that dream, 766 00:35:39,570 --> 00:35:42,110 the American dream. 767 00:35:42,110 --> 00:35:43,363 So what do ya say? 768 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,350 Are ya with me? 769 00:35:46,350 --> 00:35:47,950 - I say we kill the bastard! 770 00:35:47,950 --> 00:35:49,366 - Yeah! 771 00:35:49,366 --> 00:35:51,131 - Kill him, kill him. (men chattering) 772 00:35:51,131 --> 00:35:53,950 - Get him, get him! (men chattering) 773 00:35:53,950 --> 00:35:55,450 - Oh, want a piece of me, huh? 774 00:35:56,314 --> 00:35:58,560 (men shouting) 775 00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,808 Say hello to my little friend. 776 00:36:00,808 --> 00:36:03,458 (extinguisher whooshes) 777 00:36:03,458 --> 00:36:04,758 You wanted to see me, sir? 778 00:36:06,060 --> 00:36:06,963 - Julius. 779 00:36:19,990 --> 00:36:21,810 - Mr. Remora, I'm so sorry about what happened on the floor. 780 00:36:21,810 --> 00:36:24,062 I really didn't mean that and I'm really sorry 781 00:36:24,062 --> 00:36:25,510 about what happened earlier. - Julius, calm down. 782 00:36:25,510 --> 00:36:28,460 Of course you were right to stand up to Dave and the boys. 783 00:36:28,460 --> 00:36:29,720 In fact, it just confirms for me 784 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,430 the decision I've just made. 785 00:36:31,430 --> 00:36:32,263 - Huh? 786 00:36:33,585 --> 00:36:36,330 - You know, Julius, if America had more 787 00:36:36,330 --> 00:36:38,760 bright self-starters like yourself, 788 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,190 the Filipinos wouldn't be kickin' our butts 789 00:36:40,190 --> 00:36:42,520 in the arena of eraser production. 790 00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:43,353 Get my drift? 791 00:36:44,690 --> 00:36:46,350 - I don't think so. 792 00:36:46,350 --> 00:36:47,380 - Julius, Mr. Dewitt has 793 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:51,193 disappeared. 794 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,010 - Disappeared? 795 00:36:55,010 --> 00:36:56,660 - Well, we've known for quite some time 796 00:36:56,660 --> 00:36:59,423 he's had some problems. 797 00:37:00,300 --> 00:37:01,940 We've tried to help and unfortunately 798 00:37:01,940 --> 00:37:04,050 we've done everything we can do. 799 00:37:04,050 --> 00:37:05,193 - Well that's so sad. 800 00:37:06,450 --> 00:37:08,000 He seemed like such a nice guy. 801 00:37:08,950 --> 00:37:11,040 - Yeah, I know. 802 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:14,233 But it doesn't dampen my enthusiasm for what I have to say. 803 00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:18,323 Julius, you are the new plant manager. 804 00:37:20,870 --> 00:37:24,643 And as of now, this is your office. 805 00:37:28,630 --> 00:37:30,160 - You mean I'm not fired? 806 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,573 - Fired? (laughs) 807 00:37:33,470 --> 00:37:34,903 Au contraire, Pierre. 808 00:37:36,415 --> 00:37:37,573 Let me ask ya somethin', Julius. 809 00:37:39,170 --> 00:37:41,930 How do you think I've gotten to where I am? 810 00:37:41,930 --> 00:37:42,850 - By kissin' Mr. Bidwell's-- 811 00:37:42,850 --> 00:37:46,233 - By spotting talented management potential, 812 00:37:47,470 --> 00:37:49,763 and nurturing that potential. 813 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,650 Let's face it, Julius, if you look good, I look good. 814 00:37:55,650 --> 00:37:57,658 - Isn't that like a shampoo commercial? 815 00:37:57,658 --> 00:38:00,573 - (chuckles) So what do ya say, you accept the job? 816 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,007 You'll get a handsome raise and I know you 817 00:38:04,007 --> 00:38:06,273 have that bet with Mr. Bidwell going on. 818 00:38:07,530 --> 00:38:09,532 - How much would I make? 819 00:38:09,532 --> 00:38:13,140 - (scoffs) Not enough, but it will be a good base. 820 00:38:13,140 --> 00:38:14,300 And who knows, with a little effort 821 00:38:14,300 --> 00:38:16,040 you could have my job in no time. 822 00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,368 - Oh no, Mr. Remora, I could never fill your shoes. 823 00:38:18,368 --> 00:38:19,268 - (chuckles) True. 824 00:38:20,230 --> 00:38:22,780 So what do ya say, Julius, hm? 825 00:38:22,780 --> 00:38:23,613 You accept the job? 826 00:38:23,613 --> 00:38:25,120 I mean, don't let me pressure you. 827 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:26,420 Just say the word and I'll put you back 828 00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:28,370 to work on the floor with your friends. 829 00:38:31,689 --> 00:38:33,039 - I don't know what to say. 830 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:35,203 - Say you're in. 831 00:38:36,710 --> 00:38:37,710 - All right, I'm in. 832 00:38:38,670 --> 00:38:41,033 - All right! (laughs) 833 00:38:42,674 --> 00:38:45,257 (upbeat music) 834 00:38:46,775 --> 00:38:49,192 - That butt kissing tapeworm. 835 00:38:50,260 --> 00:38:51,843 Daddy, what is he up to now? 836 00:38:52,810 --> 00:38:54,278 - I beg your pardon? 837 00:38:54,278 --> 00:38:55,530 - Remora. 838 00:38:55,530 --> 00:38:58,113 He just made Julius the plant manager? 839 00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:00,870 Now is that because of Julius's 840 00:39:00,870 --> 00:39:02,633 excellent organizational skills, 841 00:39:02,633 --> 00:39:06,410 or is it his vision for the future of the eraser industry? 842 00:39:06,410 --> 00:39:08,200 - Now Buffer, I'm sure Mr. Remora 843 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:09,860 knows exactly what he's doing. 844 00:39:09,860 --> 00:39:11,970 After all, he didn't get to be my right-hand man 845 00:39:11,970 --> 00:39:15,300 by making a lot of bad business decisions, did he? 846 00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:17,080 - No. - Well then. 847 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:20,070 - He got there by lying, stabbing people in the back, 848 00:39:20,070 --> 00:39:22,320 and kissing your butt. 849 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,970 - Well that's true, but you must be happy. 850 00:39:24,970 --> 00:39:28,410 I mean Julius is showing a lot of potential. 851 00:39:28,410 --> 00:39:30,397 - I know. 852 00:39:30,397 --> 00:39:31,660 But with him working all the time 853 00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:33,700 I don't have anything to do. 854 00:39:33,700 --> 00:39:35,278 I'm bored. 855 00:39:35,278 --> 00:39:38,230 - Well, how 'bout a game of squash? 856 00:39:38,230 --> 00:39:40,953 I just hired a new pro to help me work on my backhand. 857 00:39:40,953 --> 00:39:42,273 (doorbell rings) 858 00:39:42,273 --> 00:39:43,323 That must be him now. 859 00:39:44,210 --> 00:39:46,060 - I hate squash. 860 00:39:46,060 --> 00:39:47,243 I wanna go shopping. 861 00:39:49,299 --> 00:39:51,882 (sultry music) 862 00:39:56,150 --> 00:39:58,003 Buffer, this is Steve. 863 00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:00,444 - Hi. 864 00:40:00,444 --> 00:40:02,480 - (chuckles) Hi, nice to meet you. 865 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:03,403 - You, too. 866 00:40:05,740 --> 00:40:10,740 Daddy, can I have a new squash racket? (giggles) 867 00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:18,380 - I'll notify his wife. 868 00:40:18,380 --> 00:40:19,890 - No thank you, Mr. Remora. 869 00:40:20,910 --> 00:40:22,180 Okay, there's nothin' else to see here. 870 00:40:22,180 --> 00:40:23,330 Let's get back to work. 871 00:40:28,954 --> 00:40:32,037 (machinery whirring) 872 00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,093 - We tried to help him. 873 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,080 It's workers like that that give 874 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:41,743 the eraser industry a bad name. 875 00:40:44,140 --> 00:40:45,940 Let that be a lesson to you, Julius. 876 00:40:48,234 --> 00:40:49,883 Well, back to work. 877 00:40:54,121 --> 00:40:55,973 (light orchestral music) 878 00:40:55,973 --> 00:40:59,680 - Now this is where it all started for me. 879 00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:02,620 The engine that drives the heart of America, 880 00:41:02,620 --> 00:41:04,360 the assembly line. 881 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,260 - These are all my friends. 882 00:41:06,260 --> 00:41:07,760 There's Big Dave. 883 00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:08,750 What do ya say, Big Dave? 884 00:41:08,750 --> 00:41:11,180 - Come on, me and you in the parking lot, punk. 885 00:41:11,180 --> 00:41:13,380 - That's goin' on your file, Dave. 886 00:41:13,380 --> 00:41:14,840 He loves me, he's just kidding. 887 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:15,723 Back to work. 888 00:41:20,361 --> 00:41:23,790 And this is the last stop on our tour, 889 00:41:23,790 --> 00:41:27,123 the brains of the operation, my office. 890 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,720 Check it out, two phones, free long distance. 891 00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:31,570 - Free? 892 00:41:31,570 --> 00:41:32,670 - Yeah, I have speaker phone, too, 893 00:41:32,670 --> 00:41:34,840 but I haven't figured out how to use it yet, but. 894 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:35,740 Oh and Wlad, look. 895 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,350 Pencil, huh? 896 00:41:40,350 --> 00:41:42,493 With fresh Bidwell eraser, huh? 897 00:41:49,861 --> 00:41:51,703 Where do ya think I should put the hoop? 898 00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:53,900 - I don't know, Julius. 899 00:41:53,900 --> 00:41:55,430 Come on, Wlad, we gotta go. 900 00:41:55,430 --> 00:41:56,800 - Mama! 901 00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:00,064 Mama. (speaking in foreign language) 902 00:42:00,064 --> 00:42:00,897 Wlad! Wlad! 903 00:42:02,380 --> 00:42:03,920 AT&T! 904 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,120 AT&T! 905 00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:06,938 - What's the matter? (speaking in foreign language) 906 00:42:06,938 --> 00:42:07,940 Is it the smell? 907 00:42:07,940 --> 00:42:08,773 - AT&T! 908 00:42:08,773 --> 00:42:09,770 - It'll go away. 909 00:42:09,770 --> 00:42:10,603 (speaking in foreign language) 910 00:42:10,603 --> 00:42:11,750 You get used to it. 911 00:42:11,750 --> 00:42:14,108 I hardly even notice it anymore, really. (chuckles) 912 00:42:14,108 --> 00:42:15,650 - America, America! 913 00:42:15,650 --> 00:42:16,924 - I think you're a phony. 914 00:42:16,924 --> 00:42:18,550 (speaking in foreign language) 915 00:42:18,550 --> 00:42:19,970 - I am not. 916 00:42:19,970 --> 00:42:22,679 - What do you know about running a company? 917 00:42:22,679 --> 00:42:24,603 (speaking in foreign language) 918 00:42:24,603 --> 00:42:26,130 - Look, I'm learning a lot right now, okay? 919 00:42:26,130 --> 00:42:28,956 My learning curve is very steep. 920 00:42:28,956 --> 00:42:30,730 (speaking in foreign language) 921 00:42:30,730 --> 00:42:32,217 - Come on, this is me. 922 00:42:32,217 --> 00:42:34,120 You don't have to try to impress me. 923 00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,463 What do you really do here? 924 00:42:37,496 --> 00:42:42,496 (speaking in foreign language) (suspenseful music) 925 00:42:44,770 --> 00:42:48,725 - Tell ya the truth, I don't do anything. 926 00:42:48,725 --> 00:42:53,399 (speaking in foreign language) 927 00:42:53,399 --> 00:42:56,402 I'm not really runnin' this company. 928 00:42:56,402 --> 00:42:58,120 - No duh, Julius. 929 00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,635 Why do you think they gave you this job? 930 00:43:00,635 --> 00:43:02,740 Bidwell's no fool, he knows you don't know 931 00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:03,790 how to run a company. 932 00:43:05,060 --> 00:43:06,310 He's just trying to keep an eye on you 933 00:43:06,310 --> 00:43:08,368 to make sure you don't win that bet. 934 00:43:08,368 --> 00:43:11,110 (speaking in foreign language) 935 00:43:11,110 --> 00:43:12,300 - Thank you, Julius, thank you. 936 00:43:12,300 --> 00:43:13,710 - You're welcome, Wlad. 937 00:43:18,858 --> 00:43:22,200 (computer beeping) 938 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,500 Hey, don't play with that. 939 00:43:24,483 --> 00:43:26,433 I don't even know how to use that thing. 940 00:43:28,300 --> 00:43:29,722 - Julius, why don't you blow it off 941 00:43:29,722 --> 00:43:31,750 and come back to the house and play some music? 942 00:43:31,750 --> 00:43:33,770 Your dog misses you. 943 00:43:33,770 --> 00:43:35,370 - No way, okay? 944 00:43:35,370 --> 00:43:37,010 I'm gonna win that bet. 945 00:43:37,010 --> 00:43:38,160 If I could only get like three or four 946 00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:39,550 more jobs I'll be perfect. 947 00:43:39,550 --> 00:43:40,590 - Then I guess I shouldn't wait for you 948 00:43:40,590 --> 00:43:41,830 to come home and practice. 949 00:43:41,830 --> 00:43:43,863 - Annie, I can do this. 950 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:46,473 Trust me. 951 00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:49,200 - No, I can't. 952 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,530 - What? 953 00:43:50,530 --> 00:43:51,830 - You can't have it both ways. 954 00:43:51,830 --> 00:43:53,480 You say this band is important to you, 955 00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:56,393 but actions speak louder than words, ya know? 956 00:43:57,939 --> 00:43:59,093 - I can do both. 957 00:44:00,550 --> 00:44:02,320 - Yeah, okay Julius, if you say so. 958 00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:03,810 Come on, Wlad, we're outta here. 959 00:44:03,810 --> 00:44:05,587 - One moment, please. 960 00:44:05,587 --> 00:44:08,504 (computer beeping) 961 00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:10,355 - What'd ya do? 962 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,630 You can get me in a lot of trouble with this thing, ya know. 963 00:44:15,630 --> 00:44:16,801 What is this? 964 00:44:16,801 --> 00:44:19,300 (computer beeps) 965 00:44:19,300 --> 00:44:21,683 - See, profit and loss statement. 966 00:44:22,740 --> 00:44:25,636 Cash flow, capital expenditures. 967 00:44:25,636 --> 00:44:30,636 Ya know, I'm thinking of investing in Bidwell's Industries. 968 00:44:30,655 --> 00:44:32,890 - Wlad, tell me something. 969 00:44:32,890 --> 00:44:34,560 What was it that ya did back in Russia? 970 00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:36,410 - I was worker in a cemetery. 971 00:44:36,410 --> 00:44:37,493 Workin' with stiffs. 972 00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:40,150 - Doing what? 973 00:44:40,150 --> 00:44:40,983 - Sales. 974 00:44:43,210 --> 00:44:44,310 - What else did ya do? 975 00:44:45,358 --> 00:44:47,953 - I was an accountant for a state beef factory. 976 00:44:47,953 --> 00:44:49,270 That's it. 977 00:44:49,270 --> 00:44:51,530 Now I came to America. 978 00:44:51,530 --> 00:44:54,510 Breathe fresh air of freedom, huh? 979 00:44:54,510 --> 00:44:57,440 Shave head, drive a custom as well, 980 00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:00,310 rock 'n roll all night, party every day. 981 00:45:00,310 --> 00:45:01,430 Freakin' good. 982 00:45:01,430 --> 00:45:03,325 - You mean you know how to run a factory? 983 00:45:03,325 --> 00:45:05,670 - Sure, a beef factory, yes. 984 00:45:05,670 --> 00:45:07,620 - Beef, erasers, what's the difference? 985 00:45:09,210 --> 00:45:10,410 Will you teach me? 986 00:45:10,410 --> 00:45:11,300 - You bet! 987 00:45:11,300 --> 00:45:12,500 - No, don't do it, Wlad. 988 00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:14,683 You'll lose your soul. 989 00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:17,320 - Please? 990 00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:18,153 - No. 991 00:45:18,153 --> 00:45:19,000 Come on, let's go. 992 00:45:21,652 --> 00:45:23,210 (suspenseful music) 993 00:45:23,210 --> 00:45:24,043 - Wait. 994 00:45:24,923 --> 00:45:26,123 I just got a great idea. 995 00:45:27,870 --> 00:45:31,133 What is that every band needs to be discovered? 996 00:45:33,127 --> 00:45:34,780 - Naked woman! 997 00:45:34,780 --> 00:45:36,343 - Besides naked woman, Wlad. 998 00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:39,660 We need 999 00:45:39,660 --> 00:45:41,490 to record 1000 00:45:41,490 --> 00:45:43,170 a demo! 1001 00:45:43,170 --> 00:45:45,530 - How are we gonna do that, Julius? 1002 00:45:45,530 --> 00:45:46,920 - No listen. 1003 00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:51,103 With the money I'm making here, we can record the demo. 1004 00:45:52,310 --> 00:45:55,730 With the advance money from the record deal 1005 00:45:55,730 --> 00:45:56,630 I can win the bet. 1006 00:45:58,300 --> 00:45:59,133 What do ya say? 1007 00:46:09,842 --> 00:46:10,675 Please? 1008 00:46:14,580 --> 00:46:17,513 - Oh, quit lookin' at me with those little puppy dog eyes. 1009 00:46:19,470 --> 00:46:21,063 You make me wanna puke. 1010 00:46:24,290 --> 00:46:25,940 Okay, I don't think it's gonna work, 1011 00:46:25,940 --> 00:46:28,249 but if it'll get ya to practice every day. 1012 00:46:28,249 --> 00:46:30,950 (Julius grunting) 1013 00:46:30,950 --> 00:46:32,630 - Please, please, please. 1014 00:46:32,630 --> 00:46:34,149 - We'll do it. 1015 00:46:34,149 --> 00:46:37,544 - Ah! (squawking) 1016 00:46:37,544 --> 00:46:40,273 (Wlad laughs) 1017 00:46:40,273 --> 00:46:43,856 (heavy rock 'n roll music) 1018 00:46:54,286 --> 00:46:59,286 ♪ Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey ♪ 1019 00:47:01,710 --> 00:47:03,338 ♪ Lover come ♪ 1020 00:47:03,338 --> 00:47:05,469 ♪ Lover come ♪ 1021 00:47:05,469 --> 00:47:07,026 ♪ Lover go ♪ 1022 00:47:07,026 --> 00:47:09,108 ♪ Lover go ♪ 1023 00:47:09,108 --> 00:47:10,826 ♪ Bird fly high ♪ 1024 00:47:10,826 --> 00:47:12,659 ♪ Bird fly high ♪ 1025 00:47:12,659 --> 00:47:16,248 ♪ I wonder why you're never low ♪ 1026 00:47:16,248 --> 00:47:17,810 ♪ Mothers weep ♪ 1027 00:47:17,810 --> 00:47:19,914 ♪ Mamas weep ♪ 1028 00:47:19,914 --> 00:47:21,787 ♪ Men made of steel ♪ 1029 00:47:21,787 --> 00:47:23,476 ♪ Men made of steel ♪ 1030 00:47:23,476 --> 00:47:25,115 ♪ My advice ♪ 1031 00:47:25,115 --> 00:47:27,028 ♪ My advice ♪ 1032 00:47:27,028 --> 00:47:30,952 ♪ You're only what you feel ♪ 1033 00:47:30,952 --> 00:47:34,519 ♪ Only what you feel ♪ 1034 00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:39,519 ♪ Only what you feel ♪ 1035 00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:44,772 ♪ Are you ♪ 1036 00:47:44,772 --> 00:47:46,662 ♪ Money come ♪ 1037 00:47:46,662 --> 00:47:48,184 ♪ Money come ♪ 1038 00:47:48,184 --> 00:47:50,348 ♪ Money go ♪ 1039 00:47:50,348 --> 00:47:52,093 ♪ Money go ♪ 1040 00:47:52,093 --> 00:47:54,010 ♪ Time will tell ♪ 1041 00:47:54,010 --> 00:47:55,796 ♪ Time will tell ♪ 1042 00:47:55,796 --> 00:47:59,169 ♪ That kicks me out, ya know ♪ 1043 00:47:59,169 --> 00:48:02,621 ♪ Baby cry ♪ 1044 00:48:02,621 --> 00:48:04,579 ♪ Government conceal ♪ 1045 00:48:04,579 --> 00:48:06,414 ♪ Government conceal ♪ 1046 00:48:06,414 --> 00:48:08,148 ♪ My advice ♪ 1047 00:48:08,148 --> 00:48:09,998 ♪ My advice ♪ 1048 00:48:09,998 --> 00:48:13,688 ♪ You're only what ya feel ♪ 1049 00:48:13,688 --> 00:48:17,457 ♪ Only what you feel ♪ 1050 00:48:17,457 --> 00:48:20,540 ♪ Only what you feel ♪ 1051 00:48:28,386 --> 00:48:31,886 ♪ Only what you feel ♪ 1052 00:48:31,886 --> 00:48:35,195 ♪ Only what you feel ♪ 1053 00:48:35,195 --> 00:48:40,195 ♪ Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey ♪ 1054 00:48:40,449 --> 00:48:41,679 ♪ Well all right ♪ 1055 00:48:41,679 --> 00:48:43,512 ♪ Woo ♪ 1056 00:48:56,441 --> 00:48:58,663 ♪ Mama laugh ♪ 1057 00:48:58,663 --> 00:49:00,344 ♪ Mama laugh ♪ 1058 00:49:00,344 --> 00:49:01,828 ♪ Less is more ♪ 1059 00:49:01,828 --> 00:49:03,733 ♪ Less is more ♪ 1060 00:49:03,733 --> 00:49:05,559 ♪ Chance of love ♪ 1061 00:49:05,559 --> 00:49:07,390 ♪ Chance of love ♪ 1062 00:49:07,390 --> 00:49:11,044 ♪ Chance she's walkin' out the door ♪ 1063 00:49:11,044 --> 00:49:12,564 ♪ Sexy woman ♪ 1064 00:49:12,564 --> 00:49:14,807 ♪ Sexy woman ♪ (horns honking) 1065 00:49:14,807 --> 00:49:16,513 ♪ That I feel ♪ 1066 00:49:16,513 --> 00:49:18,319 ♪ That I feel ♪ 1067 00:49:18,319 --> 00:49:19,931 ♪ What's left to do ♪ 1068 00:49:19,931 --> 00:49:21,631 ♪ What's left to do ♪ 1069 00:49:21,631 --> 00:49:25,707 ♪ You're only what you feel ♪ 1070 00:49:25,707 --> 00:49:29,189 ♪ Only what you feel ♪ 1071 00:49:29,189 --> 00:49:32,272 ♪ Only what you feel ♪ 1072 00:49:39,432 --> 00:49:41,539 ♪ More or less ♪ 1073 00:49:41,539 --> 00:49:43,230 ♪ More or less ♪ 1074 00:49:43,230 --> 00:49:44,884 ♪ Less is more ♪ 1075 00:49:44,884 --> 00:49:46,700 ♪ Less is more ♪ 1076 00:49:46,700 --> 00:49:48,591 ♪ Chance of love ♪ 1077 00:49:48,591 --> 00:49:50,439 ♪ Chance of love ♪ 1078 00:49:50,439 --> 00:49:53,996 ♪ Chance she's walkin' out the door ♪ 1079 00:49:53,996 --> 00:49:55,877 ♪ Sexy woman ♪ 1080 00:49:55,877 --> 00:49:57,722 ♪ Sexy woman ♪ 1081 00:49:57,722 --> 00:49:59,454 ♪ Black high heels ♪ 1082 00:49:59,454 --> 00:50:01,259 ♪ Black high heels ♪ 1083 00:50:01,259 --> 00:50:02,967 ♪ What's left to do ♪ 1084 00:50:02,967 --> 00:50:04,795 ♪ What's left to do ♪ 1085 00:50:04,795 --> 00:50:08,762 ♪ You're only what you feel ♪ 1086 00:50:08,762 --> 00:50:12,188 ♪ Only what you feel ♪ 1087 00:50:12,188 --> 00:50:15,271 ♪ Only what you feel ♪ 1088 00:50:22,975 --> 00:50:26,663 ♪ Only what you feel ♪ 1089 00:50:26,663 --> 00:50:29,746 ♪ Only what you feel ♪ 1090 00:50:37,516 --> 00:50:41,076 ♪ Only what you feel ♪ (Mort howls) 1091 00:50:41,076 --> 00:50:44,159 ♪ Only what you feel ♪ 1092 00:50:51,873 --> 00:50:55,419 ♪ Only what you feel ♪ 1093 00:50:55,419 --> 00:51:00,419 ♪ Only what you feel ♪ 1094 00:51:01,179 --> 00:51:05,659 ♪ On and on and on and on and on ♪ 1095 00:51:05,659 --> 00:51:08,326 (phone ringing) 1096 00:51:09,570 --> 00:51:11,336 - That stuff might fly in the barrio, 1097 00:51:11,336 --> 00:51:12,169 (speaking in foreign language). 1098 00:51:12,169 --> 00:51:14,140 It's not gonna hold water with me. 1099 00:51:14,140 --> 00:51:16,743 Don't interrupt me when I'm telling you you're nothing. 1100 00:51:17,900 --> 00:51:21,450 You are on the thinnest of possible ices, my friend. 1101 00:51:21,450 --> 00:51:22,283 He what? 1102 00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:28,390 All right, you tell Mr. Bono, Houston, to cool his jets 1103 00:51:28,390 --> 00:51:30,540 or he and The Edge are nowhere near my house 1104 00:51:30,540 --> 00:51:32,590 for Passover this year, ya got me? 1105 00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:33,960 You can quote me on that. 1106 00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:37,162 P.S. you are still the nobody! 1107 00:51:37,162 --> 00:51:40,412 (phone receiver bangs) 1108 00:51:41,570 --> 00:51:43,357 - So what do you think, Mort? 1109 00:51:43,357 --> 00:51:45,170 - (chuckles) What do I think? 1110 00:51:45,170 --> 00:51:46,400 I'll tell ya what I think. 1111 00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:47,490 You want a beverage? 1112 00:51:47,490 --> 00:51:48,390 You want a flavored water? 1113 00:51:48,390 --> 00:51:51,410 We got vanilla cream, boison-strawberry, kiwi. 1114 00:51:51,410 --> 00:51:53,810 - Um, plain is great. 1115 00:51:53,810 --> 00:51:55,200 - Plain is good. 1116 00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:56,293 And I can do plain. 1117 00:51:58,410 --> 00:51:59,243 Miriam! 1118 00:51:59,243 --> 00:52:00,513 Where's the plain water? 1119 00:52:01,890 --> 00:52:04,720 Can not get good help these days. 1120 00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:05,553 But I've got it. 1121 00:52:08,380 --> 00:52:09,833 Where are you from? 1122 00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:12,490 - Nowhere really. 1123 00:52:13,430 --> 00:52:16,463 My parents were archaeologists, Roman history buffs. 1124 00:52:17,770 --> 00:52:18,770 - What is your name? 1125 00:52:19,730 --> 00:52:21,092 - Julius Caesar. 1126 00:52:21,092 --> 00:52:23,360 (Mort laughs) 1127 00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:24,193 Magruder. 1128 00:52:25,290 --> 00:52:26,420 - Magruder. 1129 00:52:26,420 --> 00:52:27,253 What is that? 1130 00:52:27,253 --> 00:52:30,763 That's Greek, uh, German, Spanish? 1131 00:52:32,178 --> 00:52:33,019 - Irish. 1132 00:52:33,019 --> 00:52:34,300 - Irish, oh. 1133 00:52:34,300 --> 00:52:35,560 Isn't that the best? 1134 00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,020 What, north or south? 1135 00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:38,990 I'm kidding, that's touchy, that's touchy. 1136 00:52:38,990 --> 00:52:42,620 Julius, can I call you Julius? 1137 00:52:42,620 --> 00:52:43,453 - Sure. 1138 00:52:44,326 --> 00:52:47,853 - Magruder, Magruder, Magruder, Magruder! 1139 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,450 I can't believe what I'm seeing here. 1140 00:52:51,450 --> 00:52:52,800 - What are ya seein', Mort? 1141 00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:56,073 - You. 1142 00:52:57,727 --> 00:52:58,700 Do you have any idea what it's like 1143 00:52:58,700 --> 00:53:02,040 to sit in this chair day after day, night after night, 1144 00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:04,070 morning after morning trying desperately 1145 00:53:04,070 --> 00:53:07,227 to be a creative catalyst in a town 1146 00:53:07,227 --> 00:53:10,790 brimming with neurotic no talent nitwits! 1147 00:53:13,872 --> 00:53:17,170 (exhales) And then you 1148 00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:21,280 come in here with that music 1149 00:53:24,196 --> 00:53:25,029 and that 1150 00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:27,703 hair. 1151 00:53:27,703 --> 00:53:28,850 What color is that, baby? 1152 00:53:28,850 --> 00:53:30,575 - Mello Yello. 1153 00:53:30,575 --> 00:53:31,413 - (chuckles) Exactly. 1154 00:53:32,460 --> 00:53:34,923 - Exactly. (chuckles) 1155 00:53:39,427 --> 00:53:41,400 (Mort chanting) 1156 00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:42,903 - Are you feeling what I'm feeling? 1157 00:53:44,190 --> 00:53:46,520 - I feel like I'm feelin' it, Mort. 1158 00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:48,820 - You sensing what I'm sensing? 1159 00:53:48,820 --> 00:53:50,290 - I'm getting a sense. 1160 00:53:50,290 --> 00:53:51,603 - I am seeing things. 1161 00:53:52,460 --> 00:53:53,293 I'm gonna tell ya what I'm seeing. 1162 00:53:53,293 --> 00:53:54,883 I'm seeing nine things. 1163 00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:57,273 Okay? 1164 00:53:57,273 --> 00:53:58,180 One, this is big. 1165 00:53:58,180 --> 00:53:59,240 Two, I'm excited. 1166 00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:00,940 Three, five to seven record deal 1167 00:54:00,940 --> 00:54:02,420 with points across the board. 1168 00:54:02,420 --> 00:54:06,030 Four, live theater, TV, movies, mall appearances. 1169 00:54:06,030 --> 00:54:07,580 Five, more mall appearances. 1170 00:54:07,580 --> 00:54:09,080 Six through eight, gargantuan! 1171 00:54:10,940 --> 00:54:11,773 Baby. 1172 00:54:13,410 --> 00:54:15,890 (Julius laughs) 1173 00:54:15,890 --> 00:54:18,243 - This is, any cash advance, Mort? 1174 00:54:21,179 --> 00:54:23,328 (Mort barks) 1175 00:54:23,328 --> 00:54:24,823 - I'm thinking of a number. 1176 00:54:25,767 --> 00:54:27,917 I'm writing it down on this piece of paper. 1177 00:54:30,190 --> 00:54:31,940 Handing you the piece of paper now. 1178 00:54:40,339 --> 00:54:42,175 - Wow. 1179 00:54:42,175 --> 00:54:45,140 Wow! 1180 00:54:45,140 --> 00:54:46,360 Mort, this is great. 1181 00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:47,780 This is really great. 1182 00:54:47,780 --> 00:54:50,382 Now what about number nine, nine? 1183 00:54:50,382 --> 00:54:52,750 (Mort laughs) 1184 00:54:52,750 --> 00:54:55,050 - All right, we'll bump it to nine. 1185 00:54:55,050 --> 00:54:56,280 - No, no, no, number nine. 1186 00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:57,410 You said you were seeing nine things. 1187 00:54:57,410 --> 00:54:59,770 Nine, the number nine, nine? 1188 00:54:59,770 --> 00:55:02,490 - Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine. 1189 00:55:02,490 --> 00:55:04,223 What was number nine? 1190 00:55:05,870 --> 00:55:07,300 - Was it a world tour? 1191 00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:08,133 - No. 1192 00:55:08,133 --> 00:55:08,966 - A cover shoot with Helmet. 1193 00:55:08,966 --> 00:55:10,170 - Nope. 1194 00:55:10,170 --> 00:55:11,920 - Free trip on a company plane? 1195 00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:12,753 - No. 1196 00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:15,400 - Total creative freedom? 1197 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:16,233 - No! 1198 00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:18,427 - A box at the Forum? 1199 00:55:18,427 --> 00:55:19,260 (Mort laughs) 1200 00:55:19,260 --> 00:55:20,120 A couple of Harleys. - Unh-unh. 1201 00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:21,493 - A mansion. - Unh-unh. 1202 00:55:27,180 --> 00:55:28,663 - Clean up the office! 1203 00:55:29,580 --> 00:55:30,580 - That's it. 1204 00:55:31,494 --> 00:55:32,820 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 1205 00:55:32,820 --> 00:55:34,580 Mort, Mort, Mort, Mort, Mort, Mort. 1206 00:55:34,580 --> 00:55:35,413 What? 1207 00:55:36,277 --> 00:55:37,720 What's it, what's it? 1208 00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:39,010 - (clears throat) This isn't my office 1209 00:55:39,010 --> 00:55:40,700 and I gotta get outta here 'cause this shmuck 1210 00:55:40,700 --> 00:55:42,503 always gets back at 2:15 from lunch. 1211 00:55:44,703 --> 00:55:47,370 (playful music) 1212 00:55:52,420 --> 00:55:54,470 - So wait, this isn't Mort's office? 1213 00:55:54,470 --> 00:55:55,303 You're not Mort? 1214 00:55:56,410 --> 00:55:58,070 Where's Mort? 1215 00:55:58,070 --> 00:55:59,553 - My office? Hell no. 1216 00:56:00,490 --> 00:56:01,673 I'm in the mail room. 1217 00:56:07,030 --> 00:56:07,863 Catch ya later. 1218 00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:10,393 Great song, baby. 1219 00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:14,184 - How much do we have now, Wlad? 1220 00:56:14,184 --> 00:56:15,017 - $83.67. 1221 00:56:16,394 --> 00:56:17,790 - Well that's great, but it's a long way 1222 00:56:17,790 --> 00:56:19,473 from a hundred grand. 1223 00:56:19,473 --> 00:56:21,043 (Chaos barks) (door clatters) 1224 00:56:21,043 --> 00:56:22,281 (mailman screams) - Up, mail's here. 1225 00:56:22,281 --> 00:56:24,941 (Chaos growling) 1226 00:56:24,941 --> 00:56:27,517 (mailman whimpering) 1227 00:56:27,517 --> 00:56:29,170 - Chaos, oh Chaos, come on. 1228 00:56:29,170 --> 00:56:30,003 - Make him stop. - Get up. 1229 00:56:30,003 --> 00:56:30,858 - Help, help me. 1230 00:56:30,858 --> 00:56:31,691 - Mr. Mailman, I'm sorry about that. 1231 00:56:31,691 --> 00:56:32,606 - Get him off me! 1232 00:56:32,606 --> 00:56:33,440 - Come on, come on. 1233 00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:34,273 We haven't seen you in a while. 1234 00:56:34,273 --> 00:56:35,370 I'm sorry about that, sir. 1235 00:56:35,370 --> 00:56:36,850 Are you a coal miner now, or a... 1236 00:56:36,850 --> 00:56:38,460 - I quit my job and went to work 1237 00:56:38,460 --> 00:56:40,370 for the water department because of you. 1238 00:56:40,370 --> 00:56:42,320 I wanted to be underground where it's safe. 1239 00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:43,920 First day back, they send me here. 1240 00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:45,180 - Well what's wrong with our water? 1241 00:56:45,180 --> 00:56:46,630 - Oh, you got a little problem with the sewage 1242 00:56:46,630 --> 00:56:49,070 in the neighborhood and it's right under your front lawn. 1243 00:56:49,070 --> 00:56:51,110 Tomorrow I come back and dig up your yard. 1244 00:56:51,110 --> 00:56:51,943 - That is a drag. 1245 00:56:51,943 --> 00:56:52,948 I'm sorry about that, I'm really sorry 1246 00:56:52,948 --> 00:56:54,460 about the dog. - Well do somethin' about it! 1247 00:56:54,460 --> 00:56:55,410 - I gotta go to work. 1248 00:56:55,410 --> 00:56:56,640 - Well sedate him, take him with ya. 1249 00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:58,380 I don't care what, but if he's here 1250 00:56:58,380 --> 00:56:59,732 when I come back tomorrow, 1251 00:56:59,732 --> 00:57:00,565 (Chaos barks) I turn him 1252 00:57:00,565 --> 00:57:04,530 into Korean barbecue, and that's number one with a bullet. 1253 00:57:04,530 --> 00:57:05,600 - Okay, thank you very much. 1254 00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:06,710 And by the way that's the last time 1255 00:57:06,710 --> 00:57:08,400 I eat Korean food, thank you very much. 1256 00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:12,059 (speaking in foreign language) 1257 00:57:12,059 --> 00:57:13,017 He's not Russian. 1258 00:57:13,017 --> 00:57:14,085 He's not Russian, Wlad. 1259 00:57:14,085 --> 00:57:14,918 He's not Russian. - Not Russian. 1260 00:57:14,918 --> 00:57:15,921 - He thinks in English, 1261 00:57:15,921 --> 00:57:20,921 come on, let's go. (speaking in foreign language) 1262 00:57:22,223 --> 00:57:25,687 (computer keys clicking) 1263 00:57:25,687 --> 00:57:27,210 - Don't work so hard. 1264 00:57:32,725 --> 00:57:35,725 (suspenseful music) 1265 00:57:40,431 --> 00:57:41,348 - Big Pink? 1266 00:57:45,658 --> 00:57:49,075 (keyboard keys clicking) 1267 00:57:51,744 --> 00:57:52,827 (computer beeps) 1268 00:57:52,827 --> 00:57:55,577 - Classified document. 1269 00:57:57,243 --> 00:57:58,753 - Remora. 1270 00:57:58,753 --> 00:58:01,176 (keyboard keys clicking) 1271 00:58:01,176 --> 00:58:02,050 (computer beeps) 1272 00:58:02,050 --> 00:58:04,300 - Access denied. 1273 00:58:12,017 --> 00:58:13,961 - Buffer, what's up? 1274 00:58:13,961 --> 00:58:15,540 Listen, I got the night off. 1275 00:58:15,540 --> 00:58:16,800 Yeah, I wanna see you. 1276 00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:18,962 - Not tonight, Julius. 1277 00:58:18,962 --> 00:58:20,220 - What do you mean not tonight? 1278 00:58:20,220 --> 00:58:23,793 - Because I have a private lesson with my squash pro. 1279 00:58:23,793 --> 00:58:26,227 What is so important? 1280 00:58:26,227 --> 00:58:27,940 You know, all right, fine. 1281 00:58:27,940 --> 00:58:29,900 You can come over after my lesson. 1282 00:58:29,900 --> 00:58:32,000 But be here at 10 and don't be late 1283 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,050 because I'll be very tired after my lesson 1284 00:58:34,050 --> 00:58:35,450 and I wanna go to bed early. 1285 00:58:37,630 --> 00:58:39,280 I know ya do. 1286 00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:40,113 Bye. 1287 00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:44,568 So. 1288 00:58:44,568 --> 00:58:45,970 (sultry music) 1289 00:58:45,970 --> 00:58:49,993 Tell me, Steve, how are my strokes coming along? 1290 00:58:55,470 --> 00:58:57,220 No, no, no, no! 1291 00:58:57,220 --> 00:59:00,183 Not the big toe, the pinky. 1292 00:59:02,078 --> 00:59:02,911 - Ooh. 1293 00:59:05,070 --> 00:59:07,980 - What do you mean he thinks he's gonna win the bet? 1294 00:59:07,980 --> 00:59:10,630 I thought you told me he blew all his money on, 1295 00:59:10,630 --> 00:59:12,959 what was it, memo paper? 1296 00:59:12,959 --> 00:59:14,820 - Demo tapes. - Whatever. 1297 00:59:14,820 --> 00:59:15,653 Pull! 1298 00:59:16,764 --> 00:59:19,740 (gun fires) (cat yowls) 1299 00:59:19,740 --> 00:59:21,420 - He thinks he's gonna get some big advance 1300 00:59:21,420 --> 00:59:23,380 from some record company. 1301 00:59:23,380 --> 00:59:25,260 Told me so himself. 1302 00:59:25,260 --> 00:59:26,510 He thinks I'm his friend. 1303 00:59:28,037 --> 00:59:29,580 It would almost be cute if it weren't so sickening. 1304 00:59:29,580 --> 00:59:31,880 - Well, you're not gonna let that happen, are ya? 1305 00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:33,720 - I wouldn't worry about it, sir. 1306 00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:34,687 - Well I am worried about him! 1307 00:59:34,687 --> 00:59:36,407 You gotta keep you eye on him. 1308 00:59:37,272 --> 00:59:38,105 - Hey, what am I supposed to do, 1309 00:59:38,105 --> 00:59:40,410 follow him around and make sure he doesn't make any money? 1310 00:59:40,410 --> 00:59:42,730 You are the one who made the bet with him, sir, not me. 1311 00:59:42,730 --> 00:59:44,770 - Well you are the one who had the bright idea 1312 00:59:44,770 --> 00:59:46,230 of making him plant manager. 1313 00:59:46,230 --> 00:59:47,810 If he was still on the floor getting the crap 1314 00:59:47,810 --> 00:59:50,280 kicked out of him this never woulda happened. 1315 00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:51,739 - Look, we put him in the manager's-- 1316 00:59:51,739 --> 00:59:52,572 - What? 1317 00:59:52,572 --> 00:59:54,310 - We put in the manager's office so that no one 1318 00:59:54,310 --> 00:59:58,580 would get any wiser about Big Pink and it's worked. 1319 00:59:58,580 --> 00:59:59,660 The peace conference is scheduled 1320 00:59:59,660 --> 01:00:01,450 for next week and we'll be ready. 1321 01:00:01,450 --> 01:00:04,280 - God I'll be glad when this is all over and we can 1322 01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:06,910 go back to just being manufacturers of mass death. 1323 01:00:06,910 --> 01:00:07,743 Pull! 1324 01:00:09,753 --> 01:00:11,914 (gun fires) (glass breaking) 1325 01:00:11,914 --> 01:00:13,780 - You know what's ironic, Julius has actually 1326 01:00:13,780 --> 01:00:15,680 turned out to be a fairly effective manager. 1327 01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:17,653 Better than that fart Dewitt. 1328 01:00:19,370 --> 01:00:22,610 Profits are up and he has cut expenses by 10%. 1329 01:00:22,610 --> 01:00:24,463 - Oh, who cares? 1330 01:00:24,463 --> 01:00:26,290 The place is a write off. 1331 01:00:26,290 --> 01:00:28,140 I'm more concerned about my daughter. 1332 01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:31,980 - When was the last time you saw him around here, sir? 1333 01:00:31,980 --> 01:00:34,100 Buffer's practically forgotten about him. 1334 01:00:34,100 --> 01:00:36,440 And if you lose the bet, so what? 1335 01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:38,160 All you were betting was that he could 1336 01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:41,520 continue seeing her, not that she had to. 1337 01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:43,750 - She can always change her mind. 1338 01:00:43,750 --> 01:00:45,140 - Relax, sir. 1339 01:00:45,140 --> 01:00:47,861 Everything is going according to plan. 1340 01:00:47,861 --> 01:00:49,310 Trust me. 1341 01:00:49,310 --> 01:00:50,193 - Pull, pull! 1342 01:00:52,871 --> 01:00:53,990 (gun fires) 1343 01:00:53,990 --> 01:00:58,548 - Buffer, words can't express how I feel about you tonight, 1344 01:00:58,548 --> 01:01:00,603 so I've written this here little song. 1345 01:01:05,107 --> 01:01:10,107 ♪ Buffer I know ya don't like to say it ♪ 1346 01:01:10,952 --> 01:01:15,952 ♪ Buffer you love me, your eyes betray it ♪ 1347 01:01:16,178 --> 01:01:19,438 ♪ I'm gonna win that bet with your dad ♪ 1348 01:01:19,438 --> 01:01:22,964 ♪ And when I do you're gonna be so glad ♪ 1349 01:01:22,964 --> 01:01:26,725 ♪ So Buffer please don't have a Harry ♪ 1350 01:01:26,725 --> 01:01:30,548 ♪ I'm beggin' ya now, let's get married ♪ 1351 01:01:30,548 --> 01:01:33,797 ♪ Oh Buffer, it's you and me together, ooh ♪ 1352 01:01:33,797 --> 01:01:36,464 (Chaos howling) 1353 01:01:40,348 --> 01:01:42,143 All right, maybe you're right. 1354 01:01:42,143 --> 01:01:43,817 Maybe I should just ask her. 1355 01:01:46,747 --> 01:01:49,580 (ring box clicks) 1356 01:01:52,459 --> 01:01:55,042 (somber music) 1357 01:01:56,609 --> 01:02:00,359 (motorcycle engine rumbling) 1358 01:02:14,254 --> 01:02:17,254 (suspenseful music) 1359 01:02:20,387 --> 01:02:21,220 Buffer. 1360 01:02:26,271 --> 01:02:27,104 Buffer. 1361 01:02:29,787 --> 01:02:30,620 Buffer. 1362 01:03:05,914 --> 01:03:06,747 Damn! 1363 01:03:06,747 --> 01:03:08,513 - What's the meaning of this? 1364 01:03:08,513 --> 01:03:10,217 - Mr. Bidwell. 1365 01:03:10,217 --> 01:03:12,352 I didn't hear ya come in, sir. 1366 01:03:12,352 --> 01:03:13,380 Have you seen Buffer? 1367 01:03:13,380 --> 01:03:14,940 - Well, she's certainly not here. 1368 01:03:14,940 --> 01:03:18,557 What in God's name do you think you're doing? 1369 01:03:18,557 --> 01:03:20,000 - Um, just using your computer. 1370 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:24,260 - Just invading my privacy and spying on my private files. 1371 01:03:24,260 --> 01:03:25,510 Probably trying to figure out 1372 01:03:25,510 --> 01:03:28,070 how you can dig your greedy little claws into my money. 1373 01:03:28,070 --> 01:03:29,240 - No, no, no, it's nothing like that, sir. 1374 01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:30,880 It's nothing like that. 1375 01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:32,190 There's this file I saw at the office. 1376 01:03:32,190 --> 01:03:33,490 I couldn't figure it out. 1377 01:03:33,490 --> 01:03:34,700 It's called Big Pink. 1378 01:03:34,700 --> 01:03:37,453 - A likely story, numbnuts, now get outta my house. 1379 01:03:39,230 --> 01:03:40,073 - Mr. Bidwell, 1380 01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:44,270 I'm seeing Buffer. 1381 01:03:44,270 --> 01:03:46,140 - I don't care if you're seeing Elvis. 1382 01:03:46,140 --> 01:03:47,223 Get the hell out! 1383 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:53,953 He knows. 1384 01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:58,440 Yeah, I want it all outta there. 1385 01:03:58,440 --> 01:03:59,540 Make the arrangements. 1386 01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:02,513 Tomorrow at the latest. 1387 01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:08,883 And take care of numbnuts, bet or no bet. 1388 01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:11,843 He's dangerous to me alive. 1389 01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:16,053 Better yet, do the whole factory. 1390 01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:18,693 I've always hated that place. 1391 01:04:20,486 --> 01:04:21,459 - Save our Earth. 1392 01:04:21,459 --> 01:04:22,584 Save this place. 1393 01:04:22,584 --> 01:04:24,688 Close down Bidwell, don't erase 1394 01:04:24,688 --> 01:04:25,895 - Hey, scab! 1395 01:04:25,895 --> 01:04:27,463 - Scab, scab! 1396 01:04:27,463 --> 01:04:31,118 (protestors shouting) 1397 01:04:31,118 --> 01:04:33,701 (upbeat music) 1398 01:04:57,022 --> 01:04:59,355 (gun cocks) 1399 01:05:18,747 --> 01:05:22,100 (suspenseful music) 1400 01:05:22,100 --> 01:05:22,933 - Hi, buddy. 1401 01:05:25,050 --> 01:05:27,743 Hey wait a minute, do you work here? 1402 01:05:28,730 --> 01:05:29,563 Sir! 1403 01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:31,513 Come back here! 1404 01:05:34,870 --> 01:05:35,770 - Julius. 1405 01:05:35,770 --> 01:05:37,146 - Larry. 1406 01:05:37,146 --> 01:05:38,400 Larry, I was just wondering, 1407 01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:40,040 what goes on in the research lab? 1408 01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:41,930 And how come I don't have a key? 1409 01:05:41,930 --> 01:05:43,680 - Lab, you mean that room back there? 1410 01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:48,107 Oh, it's storage, packing materials, tape mostly. 1411 01:05:48,107 --> 01:05:49,793 - But I thought it was research. 1412 01:05:49,793 --> 01:05:53,070 - (chuckles) Research, don't be ridiculous. 1413 01:05:53,070 --> 01:05:54,210 We make erasers, Julius. 1414 01:05:54,210 --> 01:05:56,840 What sort of research would we do? 1415 01:05:56,840 --> 01:05:58,693 Formula hasn't changed in 60 years. 1416 01:05:59,870 --> 01:06:01,630 - Yeah, but we've been getting a lot of strange deliveries 1417 01:06:01,630 --> 01:06:03,067 of compounds, nitrates, glycerines. 1418 01:06:03,067 --> 01:06:05,963 What does that stuff have to do with erasers? 1419 01:06:07,361 --> 01:06:08,740 - (chuckles) That's just our idea 1420 01:06:08,740 --> 01:06:10,950 of a little inside joke, Julius. 1421 01:06:10,950 --> 01:06:12,213 I wouldn't worry about it. 1422 01:06:13,980 --> 01:06:14,813 - Larry, 1423 01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:17,043 what's Big Pink? 1424 01:06:20,088 --> 01:06:22,373 - (chuckles) Julius, you're a genius. 1425 01:06:24,530 --> 01:06:25,633 You are a genius. 1426 01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:31,433 - I am? 1427 01:06:32,466 --> 01:06:34,490 - Ya know, I'm a little embarrassed to admit this, 1428 01:06:34,490 --> 01:06:38,100 but when we first hired you for this job, 1429 01:06:38,100 --> 01:06:39,590 we were a little skeptical of whether or not 1430 01:06:39,590 --> 01:06:43,480 you were executive material, so we designed 1431 01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:46,310 a little test for you, and I'm glad to say 1432 01:06:46,310 --> 01:06:48,653 that you've passed with flying colors. 1433 01:06:49,620 --> 01:06:50,763 You follow? 1434 01:06:50,763 --> 01:06:52,570 (suspenseful music) 1435 01:06:52,570 --> 01:06:53,403 - No. 1436 01:06:54,543 --> 01:06:55,793 Larry, what's Big Pink? 1437 01:06:57,840 --> 01:06:59,033 - Big Pink is nothing. 1438 01:07:00,026 --> 01:07:00,926 It's a dummy file. 1439 01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:03,570 We purposely put it into the computer 1440 01:07:03,570 --> 01:07:06,393 knowing that if you found it, you mastered your job. 1441 01:07:07,990 --> 01:07:08,823 Congratulations. 1442 01:07:11,890 --> 01:07:13,613 - Oh, okay. 1443 01:07:14,570 --> 01:07:16,040 - And since you've proven yourself 1444 01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:20,393 to be such an ideal employee, I'm giving you a reward. 1445 01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:22,233 - Get out. 1446 01:07:22,233 --> 01:07:23,890 - No, I'm serious. 1447 01:07:23,890 --> 01:07:25,540 I'm giving ya a big bonus, buddy. 1448 01:07:26,380 --> 01:07:29,033 But it'll be our little secret, okay? 1449 01:07:29,033 --> 01:07:31,263 I think it'll help you out in your little wager. 1450 01:07:32,990 --> 01:07:34,243 - For real? - Yeah. 1451 01:07:35,362 --> 01:07:37,352 As a matter of fact, I'd love to give it to ya tonight, 1452 01:07:37,352 --> 01:07:41,040 but, God, I'm really pressed for time. 1453 01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:42,630 Bidwell's asked for a full variance report 1454 01:07:42,630 --> 01:07:45,020 on this year's production budget and, 1455 01:07:45,020 --> 01:07:46,613 well maybe you could, no. 1456 01:07:46,613 --> 01:07:47,890 - No, no, I could do it. 1457 01:07:47,890 --> 01:07:50,410 It would just take a couple hours. 1458 01:07:50,410 --> 01:07:51,433 - Really? - Yeah. 1459 01:07:52,290 --> 01:07:53,640 - God, that would be great. 1460 01:07:54,580 --> 01:07:55,980 It'd give me enough time to get the check 1461 01:07:55,980 --> 01:07:58,640 and bring it to your office tonight, perfect. 1462 01:07:58,640 --> 01:07:59,810 Okay. 1463 01:07:59,810 --> 01:08:00,643 Thanks. 1464 01:08:00,643 --> 01:08:02,740 Hey, congratulations. 1465 01:08:02,740 --> 01:08:04,740 Keep up the good work. 1466 01:08:04,740 --> 01:08:05,573 - Sure. 1467 01:08:16,122 --> 01:08:19,750 - Hate that I left a good job a the post office, 1468 01:08:19,750 --> 01:08:22,489 wasted my college education. 1469 01:08:22,489 --> 01:08:26,070 That's four years of college wasted, wasted. 1470 01:08:26,070 --> 01:08:28,718 Maybe I shoulda been an actor. 1471 01:08:28,718 --> 01:08:31,204 Yeah, I could dig that. (laughs) 1472 01:08:31,204 --> 01:08:33,382 I can dig it. (laughs) 1473 01:08:33,382 --> 01:08:35,835 Yeah, I can dig that. 1474 01:08:35,835 --> 01:08:37,002 I'm so stupid. 1475 01:08:38,314 --> 01:08:40,400 Job at the post office, but no, 1476 01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:41,650 I couldn't keep that job. 1477 01:08:45,046 --> 01:08:45,879 Aw, geez. 1478 01:08:49,603 --> 01:08:51,213 Okay. 1479 01:08:51,213 --> 01:08:52,046 I quit. 1480 01:08:53,767 --> 01:08:55,736 I quit. 1481 01:08:55,736 --> 01:08:56,569 Retired. 1482 01:08:58,295 --> 01:09:01,128 (Chaos grumbling) 1483 01:09:07,100 --> 01:09:10,367 (suspenseful music) 1484 01:09:10,367 --> 01:09:13,117 (computer beeps) 1485 01:09:15,110 --> 01:09:17,270 (computer beeps) 1486 01:09:17,270 --> 01:09:18,773 - Okay, think pink. 1487 01:09:20,559 --> 01:09:23,892 (keyboard keys tapping) 1488 01:09:25,366 --> 01:09:26,199 (computer beeps) 1489 01:09:26,199 --> 01:09:27,032 - Classified document. 1490 01:09:27,032 --> 01:09:27,865 - Damn. 1491 01:09:30,170 --> 01:09:31,034 Scumbag. 1492 01:09:31,034 --> 01:09:33,870 (keyboard keys tapping) 1493 01:09:33,870 --> 01:09:37,420 (computer beeps) 1494 01:09:37,420 --> 01:09:39,070 - Classified document. 1495 01:09:41,590 --> 01:09:42,423 - Damn. 1496 01:09:46,838 --> 01:09:48,366 (phone ringing) 1497 01:09:48,366 --> 01:09:51,366 (suspenseful music) 1498 01:09:55,695 --> 01:09:57,283 - Everything set for tonight? 1499 01:09:59,716 --> 01:10:00,549 Good. 1500 01:10:02,866 --> 01:10:05,270 I'll be glad to be rid of the foul smelling dump. 1501 01:10:05,270 --> 01:10:07,820 Now are you sure numbnuts'll be there when it goes? 1502 01:10:09,273 --> 01:10:11,080 A bonus. 1503 01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:12,530 He's a greedy little grubber. 1504 01:10:14,350 --> 01:10:15,183 Excellent. 1505 01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:27,853 (knuckles tapping) 1506 01:10:27,853 --> 01:10:28,880 (playful music) 1507 01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:29,763 - Julius. 1508 01:10:30,770 --> 01:10:31,603 - Are you leaving? 1509 01:10:31,603 --> 01:10:32,890 - Yes. 1510 01:10:32,890 --> 01:10:35,209 Don't stay too late. 1511 01:10:35,209 --> 01:10:37,876 (playful music) 1512 01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:48,650 - I can't believe this. 1513 01:10:48,650 --> 01:10:49,903 He's blowing us off! 1514 01:10:51,536 --> 01:10:53,348 - You want Twinkies? 1515 01:10:53,348 --> 01:10:54,700 - No thanks, Wlad. 1516 01:10:54,700 --> 01:10:57,867 (somber electric guitar music) 1517 01:10:57,867 --> 01:10:59,480 God, I can't stand this anymore! 1518 01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:00,363 I'm moving out. 1519 01:11:01,316 --> 01:11:03,120 - What about deal? 1520 01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:04,480 - The deal, what deal? 1521 01:11:04,480 --> 01:11:05,480 There's no deal. 1522 01:11:05,480 --> 01:11:07,000 We shopped the record everywhere. 1523 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:08,710 The only thing Julius is interested in 1524 01:11:08,710 --> 01:11:11,350 is his loins, not this band. 1525 01:11:11,350 --> 01:11:13,193 Stay if ya want, I'm outta here. 1526 01:11:15,072 --> 01:11:16,822 - Wlad go with Annie. 1527 01:11:31,319 --> 01:11:33,618 (dramatic music) 1528 01:11:33,618 --> 01:11:35,201 - Oh man, I'm dead. 1529 01:11:38,551 --> 01:11:41,125 (phone ringing) 1530 01:11:41,125 --> 01:11:41,958 Annie? 1531 01:11:43,370 --> 01:11:44,203 Hello? 1532 01:11:45,130 --> 01:11:46,721 It's me. 1533 01:11:46,721 --> 01:11:48,090 (phone receiver bangs) 1534 01:11:48,090 --> 01:11:48,923 Hello? 1535 01:11:54,597 --> 01:11:58,008 (phone ringing) 1536 01:11:58,008 --> 01:11:59,840 - I'm not getting it. 1537 01:12:02,460 --> 01:12:04,137 - Yes, Julius. 1538 01:12:04,137 --> 01:12:06,261 - Hey Wlad, it's me. 1539 01:12:06,261 --> 01:12:08,633 Listen, I got tied up late at the factory. 1540 01:12:09,700 --> 01:12:12,010 Yeah, I think I'm on to somethin'. 1541 01:12:12,010 --> 01:12:13,327 What's that? 1542 01:12:13,327 --> 01:12:15,449 - Me and Annie go. 1543 01:12:15,449 --> 01:12:16,443 - Oh yeah, go. 1544 01:12:17,516 --> 01:12:18,973 You and Annie go. 1545 01:12:19,810 --> 01:12:21,260 I'll catch up with you later. 1546 01:12:22,590 --> 01:12:24,140 I'm working on this thing here. 1547 01:12:25,220 --> 01:12:26,820 I'm trying to get into this file 1548 01:12:28,230 --> 01:12:29,630 but it's password protected. 1549 01:12:31,260 --> 01:12:32,193 Any ideas? 1550 01:12:35,220 --> 01:12:36,293 Back doors? 1551 01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:39,020 - Listen, Julius, listen. 1552 01:12:39,020 --> 01:12:43,310 Must inside, inside mind of person. 1553 01:12:43,310 --> 01:12:45,090 No thinking, see? 1554 01:12:45,090 --> 01:12:47,500 No thinking, inside. 1555 01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:49,881 - Inside mind of person. 1556 01:12:49,881 --> 01:12:51,160 (suspenseful music) 1557 01:12:51,160 --> 01:12:52,433 Mind of person. 1558 01:12:55,770 --> 01:12:56,603 Oh yeah, I get it. 1559 01:12:56,603 --> 01:12:57,436 I got it. 1560 01:12:58,570 --> 01:13:00,360 Okay, I gotcha, I'll talk to you later. 1561 01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:02,130 You guys have fun. 1562 01:13:02,130 --> 01:13:02,963 Okay bye. 1563 01:13:05,482 --> 01:13:08,388 (ominous music) 1564 01:13:08,388 --> 01:13:11,221 (Larry whistling) 1565 01:13:27,277 --> 01:13:29,944 (Larry exhales) 1566 01:13:33,083 --> 01:13:36,333 - A stormy night, an unguarded factory. 1567 01:13:37,310 --> 01:13:39,263 A potentially explosive situation. 1568 01:13:44,690 --> 01:13:45,923 - Get inside his head. 1569 01:13:46,900 --> 01:13:47,733 Whose head? 1570 01:13:49,348 --> 01:13:50,181 Remora's? 1571 01:13:51,472 --> 01:13:52,305 Bidwell's? 1572 01:13:54,709 --> 01:13:58,350 What do I know about Bidwell's mind? 1573 01:13:58,350 --> 01:13:59,183 Egotistical? 1574 01:14:01,320 --> 01:14:02,153 Criminal? 1575 01:14:03,853 --> 01:14:05,400 No. 1576 01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:06,233 Hates me. 1577 01:14:07,140 --> 01:14:08,450 Yeah. 1578 01:14:08,450 --> 01:14:11,450 (suspenseful music) 1579 01:14:26,125 --> 01:14:28,792 (ominous music) 1580 01:14:37,787 --> 01:14:40,653 Hates me, hates me, hates me. 1581 01:14:42,060 --> 01:14:44,133 Get inside Bidwell's head. 1582 01:14:45,209 --> 01:14:47,292 - Numbnuts. 1583 01:14:50,025 --> 01:14:51,775 - I got it, numbnuts. 1584 01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:54,713 (keyboard keys tapping) 1585 01:14:54,713 --> 01:14:55,603 (computer beeps) 1586 01:14:55,603 --> 01:14:58,603 (suspenseful music) 1587 01:15:24,100 --> 01:15:26,150 - Annie, it's not nice. 1588 01:15:26,150 --> 01:15:27,540 Let's not do it. 1589 01:15:27,540 --> 01:15:29,370 - Don't worry, it'll be okay. 1590 01:15:29,370 --> 01:15:30,203 Come on. 1591 01:15:31,729 --> 01:15:33,146 - It's not right. 1592 01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:36,330 - Somebody's gotta teach Julius a lesson. 1593 01:15:39,122 --> 01:15:41,955 (shovel scraping) 1594 01:15:46,155 --> 01:15:48,822 (ominous music) 1595 01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:56,933 Okay, let's get outta here. 1596 01:15:59,380 --> 01:16:00,277 Goodbye, Chaos! 1597 01:16:01,447 --> 01:16:03,947 (Chaos howls) 1598 01:16:09,281 --> 01:16:11,948 (ominous music) 1599 01:16:27,764 --> 01:16:30,431 (timer beeping) 1600 01:16:47,216 --> 01:16:50,246 (buttons beeping) 1601 01:16:50,246 --> 01:16:52,913 (timer beeping) 1602 01:17:00,738 --> 01:17:01,993 - Wow. 1603 01:17:01,993 --> 01:17:03,670 I gotta make copies of this. 1604 01:17:05,193 --> 01:17:08,193 (suspenseful music) 1605 01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:19,553 (buttons beeping) 1606 01:17:29,812 --> 01:17:33,325 (buttons beeping) 1607 01:17:33,325 --> 01:17:34,343 (timer beeping) 1608 01:17:34,343 --> 01:17:37,978 (Larry whistling) 1609 01:17:37,978 --> 01:17:40,978 (suspenseful music) 1610 01:17:53,026 --> 01:17:55,693 (timer beeping) 1611 01:18:12,397 --> 01:18:15,714 - Vegas, Monte Carlo, Argentina. 1612 01:18:15,714 --> 01:18:18,740 Oh, I'm gonna miss ya, Julius, I really will. 1613 01:18:21,726 --> 01:18:24,393 (timer beeping) 1614 01:18:28,105 --> 01:18:29,820 - Larry, I didn't even know you were here. 1615 01:18:29,820 --> 01:18:30,983 Are ya okay? 1616 01:18:32,667 --> 01:18:33,677 Larry, you're never gonna believe 1617 01:18:33,677 --> 01:18:36,090 what I discovered about Big Pink. 1618 01:18:36,090 --> 01:18:38,282 Do ya have any idea what Bidwell's up to? 1619 01:18:38,282 --> 01:18:39,490 Larry, we've gotta blow the lid on this guy. 1620 01:18:39,490 --> 01:18:41,480 - You are absolutely right. 1621 01:18:41,480 --> 01:18:43,240 I just found out the very same information today. 1622 01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:44,700 That's why I came to the office. 1623 01:18:44,700 --> 01:18:47,194 As a matter of fact, I gotta go. 1624 01:18:47,194 --> 01:18:48,513 - Hey, wait a minute! 1625 01:18:49,390 --> 01:18:50,682 What about Big Pink? 1626 01:18:50,682 --> 01:18:51,739 (suspenseful music) 1627 01:18:51,739 --> 01:18:53,227 (timer beeping) 1628 01:18:53,227 --> 01:18:55,230 What about my bonus? 1629 01:18:55,230 --> 01:18:58,670 - God, Julius, you'll get your bonus. 1630 01:18:58,670 --> 01:19:00,758 Meet me in my office right away. 1631 01:19:00,758 --> 01:19:02,358 I think I left my car lights on. 1632 01:19:03,687 --> 01:19:05,520 - What about your hat? 1633 01:19:09,318 --> 01:19:11,824 (timer beeping) 1634 01:19:11,824 --> 01:19:15,074 (Mr. Bidwell laughing) 1635 01:19:17,968 --> 01:19:21,421 (timer beeping) 1636 01:19:21,421 --> 01:19:24,254 (explosion booms) 1637 01:19:28,856 --> 01:19:30,073 So ya lied to me, huh, Larry? 1638 01:19:30,073 --> 01:19:31,320 Ya lied about Big Pink. 1639 01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:32,280 Here's your hat. 1640 01:19:32,280 --> 01:19:33,454 (siren blaring) 1641 01:19:33,454 --> 01:19:34,559 - I don't know what you're talking about. 1642 01:19:34,559 --> 01:19:35,833 - So you don't know what I'm talking about? 1643 01:19:35,833 --> 01:19:37,464 - Yeah you-- - Hey, arrest this lunatic! 1644 01:19:37,464 --> 01:19:39,263 He just blew up the whole eraser plant. 1645 01:19:39,263 --> 01:19:40,130 - No, he's crazy, he's lying! 1646 01:19:40,130 --> 01:19:40,963 - Somebody do something 1647 01:19:40,963 --> 01:19:41,796 for Christ's sake. - He's lying! 1648 01:19:41,796 --> 01:19:42,629 - Lying! - Cuff him, Red. 1649 01:19:42,629 --> 01:19:44,151 - This maniac just blew the whole factory. 1650 01:19:44,151 --> 01:19:45,850 - You have the right to remain silent, punk. 1651 01:19:45,850 --> 01:19:46,995 - Go on, get him in the car! 1652 01:19:46,995 --> 01:19:47,828 - Come on. 1653 01:19:47,828 --> 01:19:49,456 - What are you waiting for, you inbred moron. 1654 01:19:49,456 --> 01:19:50,410 Bye. - You're a liar. 1655 01:19:50,410 --> 01:19:51,652 - Okay. - You're a liar. 1656 01:19:51,652 --> 01:19:52,618 - Lying. 1657 01:19:52,618 --> 01:19:53,578 - Go on, boy. 1658 01:19:53,578 --> 01:19:55,147 - I don't know what he's talking about. 1659 01:19:55,147 --> 01:19:56,365 - You're lying, Larry. - You try to help someone, 1660 01:19:56,365 --> 01:19:57,857 this is what happens. - You're a liar. 1661 01:19:57,857 --> 01:19:59,875 - Yeah, you're a liar. - Liar, uh-huh. 1662 01:19:59,875 --> 01:20:01,542 See ya in the joint. 1663 01:20:02,760 --> 01:20:05,760 (suspenseful music) 1664 01:20:19,966 --> 01:20:22,716 (inmate humming) 1665 01:20:24,540 --> 01:20:27,457 (sultry R&B music) 1666 01:20:44,605 --> 01:20:47,355 (toilet flushes) 1667 01:20:51,250 --> 01:20:53,290 - Somebody, please. 1668 01:20:53,290 --> 01:20:56,380 This is all a big mistake. 1669 01:20:56,380 --> 01:20:59,103 I am not supposed to be here. 1670 01:21:00,130 --> 01:21:02,053 Anybody got a quarter? 1671 01:21:04,170 --> 01:21:07,184 Hey big man, ya got a quarter? 1672 01:21:07,184 --> 01:21:08,350 (inmate grunts) 1673 01:21:08,350 --> 01:21:11,096 Hey big man, what's your name? 1674 01:21:11,096 --> 01:21:11,929 - Jaime. 1675 01:21:15,851 --> 01:21:18,434 Jaime, Jaime, this is not fair. 1676 01:21:20,025 --> 01:21:21,846 We have rights. 1677 01:21:21,846 --> 01:21:22,929 Jaime, Jaime. 1678 01:21:24,217 --> 01:21:25,050 Attica. 1679 01:21:25,930 --> 01:21:26,763 Attica. 1680 01:21:27,707 --> 01:21:29,541 - Attica! 1681 01:21:29,541 --> 01:21:30,374 Attica! 1682 01:21:31,487 --> 01:21:33,122 Attica! 1683 01:21:33,122 --> 01:21:33,955 Attica! 1684 01:21:34,989 --> 01:21:35,822 Attica! 1685 01:21:36,795 --> 01:21:37,628 Attica! 1686 01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:41,183 (men laughing) 1687 01:21:57,860 --> 01:21:58,753 - Hello, Buffer. 1688 01:22:00,260 --> 01:22:01,293 - What do you want? 1689 01:22:02,830 --> 01:22:06,160 - I just wanted to say how sorry I am 1690 01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:08,160 that things didn't work out with Julius. 1691 01:22:09,200 --> 01:22:13,253 I, too, was taken in by his very artful canard. 1692 01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:15,673 - So? 1693 01:22:17,330 --> 01:22:19,030 - Well, I was thinking 1694 01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:22,403 perhaps we could have dinner together? 1695 01:22:23,700 --> 01:22:27,683 Get our minds off this cool blow that's been dealt to us. 1696 01:22:33,856 --> 01:22:36,439 (sultry music) 1697 01:22:43,851 --> 01:22:45,805 (knee thuds) (Larry grunts) 1698 01:22:45,805 --> 01:22:46,722 - Eat that. 1699 01:22:52,336 --> 01:22:56,021 (inmates chattering) 1700 01:22:56,021 --> 01:22:58,938 (sultry R&B music) 1701 01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:15,943 - You blew up the Bidwell factory? 1702 01:23:18,640 --> 01:23:22,410 - Forget about the factory, that's small potatoes. 1703 01:23:22,410 --> 01:23:25,943 Back in '63, Dallas, grassy knoll? 1704 01:23:28,486 --> 01:23:29,940 (mimics gun firing) 1705 01:23:29,940 --> 01:23:30,773 - You killed Kennedy? (chuckles) 1706 01:23:30,773 --> 01:23:31,980 - Hey look, first of all the guys in the company 1707 01:23:31,980 --> 01:23:34,150 don't use words like kill, okay junior? 1708 01:23:34,150 --> 01:23:39,150 Terminate with extreme prejudice. (hisses) 1709 01:23:39,900 --> 01:23:41,715 - Was it the mob? 1710 01:23:41,715 --> 01:23:44,407 - Forget about it, CIA. 1711 01:23:44,407 --> 01:23:45,410 - "Forget about it, CIA." 1712 01:23:45,410 --> 01:23:47,219 What do you know, huh? 1713 01:23:47,219 --> 01:23:48,870 - What? 1714 01:23:48,870 --> 01:23:50,980 Why couldn't it have just been Oswald, huh? 1715 01:23:50,980 --> 01:23:52,453 - Oswald's a stooge. 1716 01:23:53,840 --> 01:23:54,763 - Then who? 1717 01:23:57,270 --> 01:24:00,450 - First of all, why would I tell you guys that, okay? 1718 01:24:00,450 --> 01:24:02,623 I'd be dead like that. 1719 01:24:02,623 --> 01:24:03,913 - He's got a point. 1720 01:24:04,920 --> 01:24:09,843 - These guys can and will get you anywhere. 1721 01:24:11,240 --> 01:24:12,073 - I think so. 1722 01:24:15,752 --> 01:24:17,643 - Thinks he's right, he thinks he's right. 1723 01:24:18,575 --> 01:24:19,408 - '63! 1724 01:24:23,084 --> 01:24:23,917 Damn. 1725 01:24:25,011 --> 01:24:27,480 You weren't even born then. 1726 01:24:27,480 --> 01:24:28,680 - '63? 1727 01:24:28,680 --> 01:24:31,030 Let me just tell you somethin', my Nubian brother. 1728 01:24:31,030 --> 01:24:34,660 It was '63 that Malcolm and me flew to Mecca. 1729 01:24:34,660 --> 01:24:36,170 And there wasn't no first class back then neither. 1730 01:24:36,170 --> 01:24:37,540 We flew coach! 1731 01:24:37,540 --> 01:24:41,193 Wasn't no free peanuts, chicken, or sundaes. (hisses) 1732 01:24:42,686 --> 01:24:45,770 - Hm, so you were with the Fruit of Islam? 1733 01:24:45,770 --> 01:24:47,019 - Fruit? 1734 01:24:47,019 --> 01:24:48,210 Who you callin' a fruit? 1735 01:24:48,210 --> 01:24:50,293 Ain't no fruit in my diet. 1736 01:24:50,293 --> 01:24:53,510 - Yeah, who you callin' fruit? 1737 01:24:53,510 --> 01:24:56,430 With that big facecloth wrapped around your 400 pound ass. 1738 01:24:56,430 --> 01:24:58,730 - I aint' talkin' to you, slim. 1739 01:24:58,730 --> 01:25:00,340 - Yeah, you ain't talkin' to me? 1740 01:25:00,340 --> 01:25:02,450 You waffle and fried chicken eatin' baboon. 1741 01:25:02,450 --> 01:25:05,340 - Are you guys gonna talk the talk or walk the walk? 1742 01:25:05,340 --> 01:25:08,440 - Yeah, are we gonna box or throw rocks? 1743 01:25:08,440 --> 01:25:09,780 - Well bring it on, Kong. 1744 01:25:09,780 --> 01:25:12,407 I'm ready to throw down any time you want, man. 1745 01:25:13,869 --> 01:25:15,791 (inmate squealing) (Jaime growling) 1746 01:25:15,791 --> 01:25:18,177 - I'm gon' beat ya like you stole my cookie. 1747 01:25:18,177 --> 01:25:19,750 I'm gon' tear ya up. 1748 01:25:19,750 --> 01:25:21,910 I'm gon' beat ya like ya owe me money. 1749 01:25:21,910 --> 01:25:24,623 I'm gonna kill you! (screams) 1750 01:25:27,180 --> 01:25:30,593 - Magruder, made bail, ya have a visitor. 1751 01:25:30,593 --> 01:25:32,614 - I do? 1752 01:25:32,614 --> 01:25:33,832 Excuse me. (Jaime screaming) 1753 01:25:33,832 --> 01:25:34,971 Excuse me, please. 1754 01:25:34,971 --> 01:25:37,421 I'm sorry, excuse me. 1755 01:25:37,421 --> 01:25:39,106 - Oh, excuse me. 1756 01:25:39,106 --> 01:25:41,394 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1757 01:25:41,394 --> 01:25:44,227 (Jaime screaming) 1758 01:25:48,730 --> 01:25:51,397 (siren blaring) 1759 01:25:53,644 --> 01:25:57,767 (soft orchestral music) 1760 01:25:57,767 --> 01:25:58,600 - Chaos! 1761 01:26:14,780 --> 01:26:16,190 You bailed me out? 1762 01:26:16,190 --> 01:26:17,023 - Yeah. 1763 01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:20,200 - I thought you left. 1764 01:26:20,200 --> 01:26:21,730 - I knew you weren't guilty. 1765 01:26:21,730 --> 01:26:25,033 You are a jerk, but you're not a terrorist. 1766 01:26:27,610 --> 01:26:29,160 - I guess I lost that bet, huh? 1767 01:26:30,120 --> 01:26:31,700 - You're in a lot of trouble. 1768 01:26:31,700 --> 01:26:32,593 - No duh. 1769 01:26:34,220 --> 01:26:35,620 - What happened? 1770 01:26:35,620 --> 01:26:37,220 - It was Remora and Bidwell. 1771 01:26:37,220 --> 01:26:40,145 I've got proof but no one in there will listen to me. 1772 01:26:40,145 --> 01:26:41,333 God, poor Buffer. 1773 01:26:42,392 --> 01:26:43,573 Her dad's a hood. 1774 01:26:46,020 --> 01:26:47,370 It's gonna break her heart. 1775 01:26:51,782 --> 01:26:55,186 (crowd chattering) 1776 01:26:55,186 --> 01:26:56,466 - I can't believe it. 1777 01:26:56,466 --> 01:26:58,567 - That thing's gonna be worth a fortune. 1778 01:26:58,567 --> 01:27:00,260 (crowd chattering) 1779 01:27:00,260 --> 01:27:02,168 - Wow! - That's a Venus, isn't it? 1780 01:27:02,168 --> 01:27:03,860 - Oh man. 1781 01:27:03,860 --> 01:27:05,493 - Excuse me there, sorry. 1782 01:27:05,493 --> 01:27:07,025 - Who was the discoverer? - Sir? 1783 01:27:07,025 --> 01:27:08,050 - Come back here. 1784 01:27:08,050 --> 01:27:09,675 Are you Julius Magruder? 1785 01:27:09,675 --> 01:27:11,270 - Yeah, who's asking? 1786 01:27:11,270 --> 01:27:14,800 - I'm Dr. Fleckenstein from the Bureau of Antiquities. 1787 01:27:14,800 --> 01:27:17,046 - Look, whatever it is, I didn't do it, okay? 1788 01:27:17,046 --> 01:27:18,580 - Of course not. (chuckles) 1789 01:27:18,580 --> 01:27:20,120 It's a miracle. 1790 01:27:20,120 --> 01:27:23,085 I just verified you're going to be a very rich man. 1791 01:27:23,085 --> 01:27:24,910 (crowd chattering) 1792 01:27:24,910 --> 01:27:25,789 - What? 1793 01:27:25,789 --> 01:27:26,730 - Where did that come from? 1794 01:27:26,730 --> 01:27:29,550 - While excavating your property to lay the new sewer 1795 01:27:29,550 --> 01:27:33,893 we made one of the archeological discoveries of the century. 1796 01:27:36,750 --> 01:27:38,360 - Venus? 1797 01:27:38,360 --> 01:27:40,660 - It's not just a Venus, it's a complete Venus 1798 01:27:43,730 --> 01:27:46,050 from the fall of the Roman Empire. 1799 01:27:46,050 --> 01:27:47,720 None were thought to exist. 1800 01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:50,293 How it got on your property I'll never know. 1801 01:27:51,948 --> 01:27:53,615 It's worth millions. 1802 01:27:55,118 --> 01:27:58,098 (crowd chattering) 1803 01:27:58,098 --> 01:28:00,420 - (laughs) Are you serious? 1804 01:28:00,420 --> 01:28:01,935 All right. 1805 01:28:01,935 --> 01:28:05,258 - Julius, Julius! (laughs) 1806 01:28:05,258 --> 01:28:06,810 Julius. 1807 01:28:06,810 --> 01:28:08,679 Come over here, son. 1808 01:28:08,679 --> 01:28:09,551 Ha ha! 1809 01:28:09,551 --> 01:28:13,270 Come over here, buddy. (kiss smacking) 1810 01:28:13,270 --> 01:28:14,103 - Mr. Bidwell, let me tell you somethin', 1811 01:28:14,103 --> 01:28:15,417 I know everything that's going on about that factory 1812 01:28:15,417 --> 01:28:17,289 and you and this guy are goin' down. 1813 01:28:17,289 --> 01:28:19,060 - I didn't do anything, it was Remora. 1814 01:28:19,060 --> 01:28:19,893 - What? 1815 01:28:19,893 --> 01:28:20,726 - Officers, arrest this man. 1816 01:28:20,726 --> 01:28:21,659 - Big Pink was your idea. 1817 01:28:21,659 --> 01:28:22,492 I had nothin' to do with it. - Big Pink? 1818 01:28:22,492 --> 01:28:23,325 What's Big Pink? 1819 01:28:23,325 --> 01:28:24,158 - Your plan to disrupt 1820 01:28:24,158 --> 01:28:25,420 the world peace conference with exploding 1821 01:28:25,420 --> 01:28:26,358 pencil erasers? - Police brutality, 1822 01:28:26,358 --> 01:28:27,191 police brutality. 1823 01:28:27,191 --> 01:28:28,900 - Can we be civilized? 1824 01:28:28,900 --> 01:28:30,210 - Lies, all lies. 1825 01:28:30,210 --> 01:28:31,261 - Jerk. 1826 01:28:31,261 --> 01:28:33,442 (knee thuds) (Mr. Bidwell grunts) 1827 01:28:33,442 --> 01:28:35,561 (crowd chattering) 1828 01:28:35,561 --> 01:28:36,711 - You figured that out? 1829 01:28:38,407 --> 01:28:40,450 - Uh-huh, uh-huh. - Oh shut up. 1830 01:28:40,450 --> 01:28:41,550 - Yeah. - Oh shut up. 1831 01:28:42,500 --> 01:28:43,680 I'm not talking to you. 1832 01:28:43,680 --> 01:28:44,513 - Daddy! 1833 01:28:45,670 --> 01:28:47,255 Daddy, what should I do? 1834 01:28:47,255 --> 01:28:48,899 - I think it's gonna be fine. 1835 01:28:48,899 --> 01:28:50,339 (siren blaring) 1836 01:28:50,339 --> 01:28:51,172 - Daddy! 1837 01:28:54,960 --> 01:28:58,893 Julius, I can not believe everything that's happened. 1838 01:29:00,310 --> 01:29:02,600 I think I owe you an apology. 1839 01:29:02,600 --> 01:29:04,493 I am so sorry that I doubted you. 1840 01:29:05,410 --> 01:29:07,840 - It's okay, I mean, under the circumstances 1841 01:29:07,840 --> 01:29:09,363 I might have done the same thing. 1842 01:29:10,395 --> 01:29:14,870 - Ya know, with this statue business and everything, 1843 01:29:14,870 --> 01:29:16,370 you're gonna be a millionaire. 1844 01:29:17,566 --> 01:29:19,147 Ya know what? 1845 01:29:19,147 --> 01:29:20,330 - What? 1846 01:29:20,330 --> 01:29:21,230 - You win the bet. 1847 01:29:23,900 --> 01:29:24,745 I'm yours. 1848 01:29:24,745 --> 01:29:26,350 (crowd chattering) 1849 01:29:26,350 --> 01:29:27,987 - You are? 1850 01:29:27,987 --> 01:29:30,040 - (chuckles) You know I am. 1851 01:29:30,040 --> 01:29:30,877 I love you. 1852 01:29:33,020 --> 01:29:34,635 (soft suspenseful music) 1853 01:29:34,635 --> 01:29:35,583 - You know what? 1854 01:29:35,583 --> 01:29:36,416 - What? 1855 01:29:38,443 --> 01:29:39,276 - I know ya do. 1856 01:29:40,515 --> 01:29:41,348 - What? 1857 01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:43,400 - I'm sorry, Buffer, but 1858 01:29:47,010 --> 01:29:47,843 I gotta go. 1859 01:29:47,843 --> 01:29:48,676 (upbeat music) 1860 01:29:48,676 --> 01:29:49,509 - Julius. 1861 01:29:51,430 --> 01:29:52,718 God, get out of my way. 1862 01:29:52,718 --> 01:29:53,707 (crowd chattering) 1863 01:29:53,707 --> 01:29:54,952 - Do you think the value of it 1864 01:29:54,952 --> 01:29:56,285 will be lost because of the flood? 1865 01:29:56,285 --> 01:29:57,118 (crowd chattering) 1866 01:29:57,118 --> 01:29:58,150 - Hey. 1867 01:29:58,150 --> 01:29:58,983 - Hey. 1868 01:30:01,390 --> 01:30:02,490 - Do you believe this? 1869 01:30:04,058 --> 01:30:06,460 Ya know I lost my guitar at the factory. 1870 01:30:06,460 --> 01:30:07,343 - Yeah, I know. 1871 01:30:07,343 --> 01:30:08,862 ♪ Dance for you ♪ 1872 01:30:08,862 --> 01:30:11,053 ♪ Will ya dance for me ♪ 1873 01:30:11,053 --> 01:30:13,996 - I was kinda hopin' you'd help me pick out new one. 1874 01:30:13,996 --> 01:30:15,150 ♪ You and me ♪ 1875 01:30:15,150 --> 01:30:17,217 - Well why don't ya ask your girlfriend? 1876 01:30:17,217 --> 01:30:21,288 ♪ There ain't nothin' that we couldn't be ♪ 1877 01:30:21,288 --> 01:30:22,903 ♪ If I dance for you ♪ 1878 01:30:22,903 --> 01:30:23,943 - I thought I was. 1879 01:30:27,867 --> 01:30:30,622 (Annie chuckles) 1880 01:30:30,622 --> 01:30:31,908 ♪ She was lookin' like a jewel ♪ 1881 01:30:31,908 --> 01:30:33,001 ♪ And I told my baby why can't I ♪ 1882 01:30:33,001 --> 01:30:35,590 ♪ Just get next to you ♪ 1883 01:30:35,590 --> 01:30:37,006 ♪ I wanna sing for you, sing for you ♪ 1884 01:30:37,006 --> 01:30:38,058 ♪ Baby, can I sing for you ♪ 1885 01:30:38,058 --> 01:30:40,362 ♪ Tell me what you're gonna do ♪ 1886 01:30:40,362 --> 01:30:41,726 ♪ She was lookin' like a Gemini ♪ 1887 01:30:41,726 --> 01:30:44,410 ♪ Tell me, baby, why can't I just get next to you ♪ 1888 01:30:44,410 --> 01:30:46,360 - I didn't become a millionaire. 1889 01:30:46,360 --> 01:30:50,007 I couldn't bear to sell Venus, but I got a new guitar 1890 01:30:50,007 --> 01:30:51,732 and the band kept practicing. 1891 01:30:51,732 --> 01:30:53,060 (Annie squeals) 1892 01:30:53,060 --> 01:30:54,330 Guess what? 1893 01:30:54,330 --> 01:30:56,790 We got that recording contract after all. 1894 01:30:56,790 --> 01:30:58,160 - Julius. 1895 01:30:58,160 --> 01:30:58,993 Julius! 1896 01:31:00,360 --> 01:31:02,350 It's me, Jerry. 1897 01:31:02,350 --> 01:31:03,890 Guess what, baby? 1898 01:31:03,890 --> 01:31:05,340 I made it. 1899 01:31:05,340 --> 01:31:06,660 - Made what? 1900 01:31:06,660 --> 01:31:09,013 - I'm an agent. (laughs) 1901 01:31:10,371 --> 01:31:12,923 ♪ There ain't nothin' that we couldn't be ♪ 1902 01:31:12,923 --> 01:31:15,673 - You and the statue in my office. 1903 01:31:16,740 --> 01:31:18,313 It's a lease, baby. 1904 01:31:20,250 --> 01:31:21,773 It's the least I can do! 1905 01:31:22,910 --> 01:31:24,160 It's the least I can do. 1906 01:31:24,160 --> 01:31:26,077 I'm an agent! 1907 01:31:26,077 --> 01:31:26,913 I'm an agent! 1908 01:31:26,913 --> 01:31:29,018 ♪ What ya gonna do ♪ 1909 01:31:29,018 --> 01:31:30,372 ♪ She was lookin' like a Gemini ♪ 1910 01:31:30,372 --> 01:31:32,777 - Look for us, Hail Caesar. 1911 01:31:32,777 --> 01:31:34,727 Coming to your town soon. 1912 01:31:36,224 --> 01:31:40,141 ♪ Tell me what you're gonna do ♪ 1913 01:31:47,892 --> 01:31:50,062 ♪ If I ran for you ♪ 1914 01:31:50,062 --> 01:31:52,989 ♪ Will ya dance for me ♪ 1915 01:31:52,989 --> 01:31:57,989 ♪ Me and you, you and me ♪ 1916 01:31:58,208 --> 01:32:01,820 ♪ There ain't nothin' that we couldn't be ♪ 1917 01:32:01,820 --> 01:32:03,500 - Thank you, people, thank you very much. 1918 01:32:03,500 --> 01:32:05,128 We're really happy to be here. 1919 01:32:05,128 --> 01:32:06,042 (crowd cheering) 1920 01:32:06,042 --> 01:32:07,680 This means a lot to us and we're glad 1921 01:32:07,680 --> 01:32:09,330 you came out tonight. 1922 01:32:09,330 --> 01:32:12,080 This next song Herbie and I wrote together. 1923 01:32:12,080 --> 01:32:13,963 It's called Love Is. 1924 01:32:15,086 --> 01:32:16,288 (crowd chattering) 1925 01:32:16,288 --> 01:32:18,838 (everyone snapping rhythmically) 1926 01:32:18,838 --> 01:32:19,704 ♪ People livin' ♪ 1927 01:32:19,704 --> 01:32:21,505 ♪ People be down on their luck ♪ 1928 01:32:21,505 --> 01:32:24,789 ♪ But I don't know where they're comin' from ♪ 1929 01:32:24,789 --> 01:32:26,539 ♪ Oh ♪ 1930 01:32:36,012 --> 01:32:37,993 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1931 01:32:37,993 --> 01:32:42,993 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1932 01:32:46,927 --> 01:32:51,927 ♪ Love is patience ♪ 1933 01:32:52,660 --> 01:32:57,660 ♪ Love is understanding ♪ 1934 01:32:58,329 --> 01:33:03,329 ♪ Love is never selfish, hell no ♪ 1935 01:33:04,066 --> 01:33:09,066 ♪ Love is never demanding ♪ 1936 01:33:09,439 --> 01:33:12,147 ♪ Love is your woman ♪ 1937 01:33:12,147 --> 01:33:14,770 ♪ Love is a little child ♪ 1938 01:33:14,770 --> 01:33:17,600 ♪ Love is a real man, baby ♪ 1939 01:33:17,600 --> 01:33:20,650 ♪ Love can be so wild ♪ 1940 01:33:20,650 --> 01:33:23,172 ♪ Love is all color ♪ 1941 01:33:23,172 --> 01:33:25,927 ♪ Love is a launch into space ♪ 1942 01:33:25,927 --> 01:33:28,742 ♪ Love is never out of season ♪ 1943 01:33:28,742 --> 01:33:31,504 ♪ Love is not a race ♪ 1944 01:33:31,504 --> 01:33:34,326 ♪ It's more than you know ♪ 1945 01:33:34,326 --> 01:33:37,428 ♪ More than I know ♪ 1946 01:33:37,428 --> 01:33:39,494 ♪ More than you know ♪ 1947 01:33:39,494 --> 01:33:42,140 ♪ Love is ♪ 1948 01:33:42,140 --> 01:33:45,292 ♪ I said it's more than you know ♪ 1949 01:33:45,292 --> 01:33:48,143 ♪ It's more than we know ♪ 1950 01:33:48,143 --> 01:33:50,414 ♪ It's more than I know ♪ 1951 01:33:50,414 --> 01:33:53,855 ♪ Love is ♪ 1952 01:33:53,855 --> 01:33:56,940 ♪ Love is music ♪ 1953 01:33:56,940 --> 01:33:59,338 ♪ Love is the way you move ♪ 1954 01:33:59,338 --> 01:34:02,156 ♪ Love is Instamatic poppin' ♪ 1955 01:34:02,156 --> 01:34:05,046 ♪ Love is gonna make you groove ♪ 1956 01:34:05,046 --> 01:34:10,046 ♪ Love is the answer and love is peace ♪ 1957 01:34:10,429 --> 01:34:13,483 ♪ And love is the power, baby ♪ 1958 01:34:13,483 --> 01:34:16,261 ♪ Love is the release ♪ 1959 01:34:16,261 --> 01:34:18,765 ♪ It's more than you know ♪ 1960 01:34:18,765 --> 01:34:21,580 ♪ It's more than we know ♪ 1961 01:34:21,580 --> 01:34:23,963 ♪ It's more than I know ♪ 1962 01:34:23,963 --> 01:34:26,809 ♪ Love is ♪ 1963 01:34:26,809 --> 01:34:30,078 ♪ I said it's more than you know ♪ 1964 01:34:30,078 --> 01:34:32,753 ♪ It's more than we know ♪ 1965 01:34:32,753 --> 01:34:35,128 ♪ It's more than I know ♪ 1966 01:34:35,128 --> 01:34:38,588 ♪ Love is ♪ 1967 01:34:38,588 --> 01:34:41,372 ♪ Bada wa wa ♪ 1968 01:34:41,372 --> 01:34:43,887 ♪ Bada wa ♪ 1969 01:34:43,887 --> 01:34:48,887 ♪ Bada wa wa wa wa wa wa ♪ 1970 01:34:49,465 --> 01:34:52,249 ♪ Bada wa wa ♪ 1971 01:34:52,249 --> 01:34:55,244 ♪ Bada wa wa ♪ 1972 01:34:55,244 --> 01:34:58,911 ♪ Bada wa, bada wa, bada wa ♪ 1973 01:35:22,729 --> 01:35:23,562 ♪ Dig ♪ 1974 01:35:23,562 --> 01:35:26,092 ♪ Love is not a weapon ♪ 1975 01:35:26,092 --> 01:35:28,757 ♪ Love is to please ♪ 1976 01:35:28,757 --> 01:35:31,234 ♪ And love is total affection ♪ 1977 01:35:31,234 --> 01:35:34,242 ♪ And love is not a tease ♪ 1978 01:35:34,242 --> 01:35:37,244 ♪ And love is in you ♪ 1979 01:35:37,244 --> 01:35:39,970 ♪ Love is in me ♪ 1980 01:35:39,970 --> 01:35:42,805 ♪ And love is on time ♪ 1981 01:35:42,805 --> 01:35:45,588 ♪ And love should be free ♪ 1982 01:35:45,588 --> 01:35:48,402 ♪ It's more than you know ♪ 1983 01:35:48,402 --> 01:35:50,916 ♪ It's more than we know ♪ 1984 01:35:50,916 --> 01:35:53,131 ♪ It's more than I know ♪ 1985 01:35:53,131 --> 01:35:56,491 ♪ Love is ♪ 1986 01:35:56,491 --> 01:35:59,678 ♪ It's more than you know ♪ 1987 01:35:59,678 --> 01:36:02,328 ♪ More than we know ♪ 1988 01:36:02,328 --> 01:36:04,638 ♪ More than I know ♪ 1989 01:36:04,638 --> 01:36:08,932 ♪ Love is ♪ 1990 01:36:08,932 --> 01:36:13,932 ♪ Oh bum bum bum (scatting) ♪ 1991 01:36:18,581 --> 01:36:20,013 ♪ Baby ♪ 1992 01:36:20,013 --> 01:36:25,013 ♪ Bada bum to the rhythm oh oh (scatting) ♪ 1993 01:36:34,075 --> 01:36:39,075 (audience cheering) (audience applauding) 1994 01:37:11,189 --> 01:37:12,022 Goodnight. 126030