All language subtitles for See Dad Run s03e06 Rough It.eng

af Afrikaans
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic Download
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bn Bengali
bs Bosnian
bg Bulgarian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch Download
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
km Khmer
ko Korean
ku Kurdish (Kurmanji)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Lao
la Latin
lv Latvian
lt Lithuanian
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
ne Nepali
no Norwegian
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt Portuguese Download
pa Punjabi
ro Romanian
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
st Sesotho
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhala Download
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
te Telugu
th Thai
tr Turkish
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
or Odia (Oriya)
rw Kinyarwanda
tk Turkmen
tt Tatar
ug Uyghur
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,792 --> 00:00:12,062 DADDY, WE'RE SO HAPPY YOU AND JOE 2 00:00:12,184 --> 00:00:13,484 WON'T BE AROUND THIS WEEKEND. 3 00:00:13,618 --> 00:00:15,018 REALLY? 4 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,310 YOU KNOW, IF YOU WEREN'T SO ADORABLE, 5 00:00:16,445 --> 00:00:17,405 I'D GIVE YOU A WET WILLY. 6 00:00:17,532 --> 00:00:20,272 WHAT'S THAT? 7 00:00:20,401 --> 00:00:21,401 [giggles] 8 00:00:21,532 --> 00:00:23,542 AM I SUPPOSED TO {\an8}NOT LIKE THAT? 9 00:00:23,662 --> 00:00:24,612 [laughs] 10 00:00:24,749 --> 00:00:25,669 I AM SO EXCITED. 11 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:27,403 I'VE BEEN SO BUSY WORKING 12 00:00:27,532 --> 00:00:29,752 THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO SPEND ANY QUALITY TIME, 13 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:33,010 SO THIS WEEKEND I'M TAKING THE GIRLS ON A STAY-CATION 14 00:00:33,141 --> 00:00:37,761 RIGHT HERE IN LADY TOWN, CHICK CITY, GAL-VILLE. 15 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:40,100 SHE-ATTLE. 16 00:00:40,228 --> 00:00:42,488 PORTLAND. 17 00:00:42,620 --> 00:00:45,360 MAYBE I DON'T GET IT. 18 00:00:45,489 --> 00:00:46,579 I DON'T GET IT EITHER, 19 00:00:46,707 --> 00:00:47,967 BUT YOU'RE MAKING IT A WHOLE LOT EASIER 20 00:00:48,098 --> 00:00:49,098 FOR ME TO LEAVE THIS HOUSE. 21 00:00:49,228 --> 00:00:50,528 IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. 22 00:00:50,663 --> 00:00:52,883 CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY JUNIOR EXPLORER MERIT BADGE. 23 00:00:53,012 --> 00:00:55,322 'CAUSE CHICKS DIG THE BADGE. 24 00:00:55,446 --> 00:00:58,366 DO THEY REALLY, JOE? 25 00:00:58,489 --> 00:01:00,049 WELL, HEY, I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING, SWEETIE, 26 00:01:00,186 --> 00:01:01,756 MOMMIES DIG THE BADGE. 27 00:01:01,881 --> 00:01:04,491 YEAH, MOM, NOT REALLY WHAT I WAS GOING FOR. 28 00:01:04,620 --> 00:01:07,190 HAVE FUN, AND DON'T GET EATEN BY BIGFOOT. 29 00:01:07,316 --> 00:01:08,576 HA, GOOD ONE. 30 00:01:08,708 --> 00:01:09,888 DAD? 31 00:01:10,012 --> 00:01:11,972 BIGFOOT'S NOT REAL, JOE. 32 00:01:12,099 --> 00:01:13,489 BIGFOOT'S NOT REAL, RIGHT, KEVIN? 33 00:01:13,621 --> 00:01:15,231 NO. [horn honks] 34 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:16,320 OH, THAT MUST BE THE VAN. 35 00:01:16,447 --> 00:01:17,577 I'M GONNA GO SAY HI TO MY TROOP. 36 00:01:17,708 --> 00:01:19,668 ALL RIGHT. 37 00:01:19,795 --> 00:01:21,105 DAVID, I'M CONCERNED. 38 00:01:21,230 --> 00:01:22,450 BIGFOOT IS REAL. I KNEW IT. 39 00:01:22,577 --> 00:01:25,147 NO, ABOUT YOU CAMPING. 40 00:01:25,274 --> 00:01:26,834 IT'S NOT UP TO YOUR LUXURIOUS STANDARDS. 41 00:01:26,969 --> 00:01:28,669 I MEAN, LET'S BE REAL HERE. 42 00:01:28,795 --> 00:01:31,105 EVEN THE WORD "MOTEL" MAKES YOU BREAK OUT IN HIVES. 43 00:01:31,230 --> 00:01:32,400 YOU HAD TO SAY "MOTEL." 44 00:01:32,535 --> 00:01:34,065 RIGHT NOW I'M STARTING TO GET ITCHY, KEVIN. 45 00:01:34,187 --> 00:01:35,887 I'M SORRY. SORRY. SORRY. 46 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:38,313 YOU MIND IF I TAKE A NAP OVER HERE? 47 00:01:38,448 --> 00:01:40,538 [groans] 48 00:01:40,665 --> 00:01:42,535 IS THAT DOG KEEPING YOU UP AT NIGHT STILL? 49 00:01:42,665 --> 00:01:44,015 NOT EXACTLY. 50 00:01:44,144 --> 00:01:46,494 MY WIFE, ALICIA, THOUGHT THE DOG WAS LONELY, 51 00:01:46,622 --> 00:01:48,182 SO SHE BOUGHT IT A PARROT. 52 00:01:48,318 --> 00:01:50,318 NOW THE DOG IS SLEEPING LIKE A BABY, 53 00:01:50,449 --> 00:01:52,489 BUT THE PARROT IS UP ALL NIGHT HOWLING LIKE A DOG. 54 00:01:52,623 --> 00:01:54,363 RAWR-RAWR-RAWR-RAWR- RAWR-RAWR-RAWR-RAWR! 55 00:01:54,492 --> 00:01:56,802 AH, I'M EXHAUSTED! 56 00:01:56,926 --> 00:01:58,836 HEY, DAD, YOU REMEMBER OUR TROOP LEADER, BURWICK. 57 00:01:58,970 --> 00:02:00,360 - YEAH, HEY, MAN, HOW ARE YOU? - HEY. 58 00:02:00,492 --> 00:02:03,062 NATURE BOY, YOU KNOW HOW TO SHUT UP A PARROT? 59 00:02:03,188 --> 00:02:04,318 YEAH, WHAT KIND? 60 00:02:04,449 --> 00:02:06,449 RAIN FOREST'S GOT DOZENS OF VARIETIES. 61 00:02:06,579 --> 00:02:08,669 YOU GOT YOUR COCKATIELS, YOUR INDIAN RINGNECKS, 62 00:02:08,797 --> 00:02:10,667 YOUR BUFF-FACED PYGMIES-- 63 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,847 OH, NO, NO, NO, SUDDENLY THE PARROT ISN'T SO ANNOYING. 64 00:02:12,971 --> 00:02:15,281 I GOT TO TAKE A NAP. 65 00:02:15,406 --> 00:02:18,016 WHO'S READY TO TANGO WITH MOTHER NATURE? 66 00:02:18,145 --> 00:02:20,145 WELL, THEY ASKED ME TO DO {\an8} DANCING WITH THE STARS ONCE, 67 00:02:20,276 --> 00:02:23,016 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN. 68 00:02:23,145 --> 00:02:25,585 I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 69 00:02:25,711 --> 00:02:28,891 YOU KNOW WHAT, I GOT A COOLER HERE OF CELEBRATORY STEAKS, 70 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:30,056 OKAY, FOR MY SON, JOE. 71 00:02:30,190 --> 00:02:31,460 I MEAN, IT'S NOT EVERY DAY 72 00:02:31,580 --> 00:02:33,400 HE GETS HIS SURVIVAL MERIT BADGE. 73 00:02:33,537 --> 00:02:34,797 WHOA, WHOA, EASY, BRO. 74 00:02:34,928 --> 00:02:36,538 WE'RE GOING OFF THE GRID. 75 00:02:36,667 --> 00:02:39,367 THERE'S NO CELL PHONES, NO BOTTLED WATER, NO STEAKS. 76 00:02:39,494 --> 00:02:40,844 DIDN'T YOU READ THE MANUAL? 77 00:02:40,972 --> 00:02:43,402 MIGHT HAVE SKIMMED IT. 78 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:45,668 YEP, WE'RE JUST BRINGING THE CLOTHES ON OUR BACKS 79 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:47,969 SO WE KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LIVE OFF THE LAND, 80 00:02:48,103 --> 00:02:50,143 BUILD OUR OWN SHELTER, AND FORAGE OUR OWN FOOD. 81 00:02:50,277 --> 00:02:52,807 both: FORAGE? 82 00:02:52,929 --> 00:02:54,009 THAT'S HOW WE EARN 83 00:02:54,147 --> 00:02:56,677 OUR JUNIOR EXPLORER SURVIVAL MERIT BADGES, 84 00:02:56,799 --> 00:02:58,889 AND CHICKS DIG THE BADGE. 85 00:02:59,017 --> 00:03:01,847 DO THEY REALLY, BURWICK? 86 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:04,543 [upbeat light rock music] 87 00:03:04,669 --> 00:03:12,669 ♪ 88 00:03:23,366 --> 00:03:26,026 REMEMBER, BOYS, WATER IS LIFE. 89 00:03:26,148 --> 00:03:27,798 WHAT DO WE SAY ABOUT HYDRATION? 90 00:03:27,930 --> 00:03:29,240 THREE "S"s? ANYBODY? 91 00:03:29,366 --> 00:03:31,586 all: SIP, SAVE, AND SURVIVE. - THAT'S RIGHT. 92 00:03:31,714 --> 00:03:32,884 [bees buzzing] 93 00:03:33,018 --> 00:03:35,028 THESE BEES KEEP FOLLOWING ME. 94 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:36,578 MUST BE THE THREE "H"s OF GROOMING. 95 00:03:36,714 --> 00:03:37,584 ANYBODY? 96 00:03:37,714 --> 00:03:38,634 HOT HONEY HAIR TREATMENT. 97 00:03:38,757 --> 00:03:39,977 ATTABOY, SON. 98 00:03:40,106 --> 00:03:40,976 THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO SURVIVE 99 00:03:41,106 --> 00:03:44,676 IN THE JUNGLE CALLED HOLLYWOOD. 100 00:03:44,801 --> 00:03:46,841 THIS IS GONNA BE FUN BEING AWAY 101 00:03:46,975 --> 00:03:50,025 FROM THE COMFORTS OF HOME, ROUGHING IT. 102 00:03:50,149 --> 00:03:52,759 WHERE'S THE MEN'S ROOM? 103 00:03:52,888 --> 00:03:55,108 LOOK AROUND, BRO. 104 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:57,416 NATURE'S YOUR TOILET NOW. 105 00:03:57,541 --> 00:04:00,281 IF YOU NEED TO DROP A DEUCE, YOU DO IT BEHIND A TREE. 106 00:04:00,410 --> 00:04:02,850 USE THESE LEAVES AS TOILET PAPER 107 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:05,236 JUST LIKE THE MANUAL SAYS. 108 00:04:05,367 --> 00:04:07,507 MAYBE I CAN JUST USE THE MANUAL. 109 00:04:07,628 --> 00:04:09,578 [bees buzzing] 110 00:04:09,715 --> 00:04:11,105 THIS IS SO COOL. 111 00:04:11,237 --> 00:04:12,667 I'VE NEVER TAKEN A NATURE POOP BEFORE. 112 00:04:12,802 --> 00:04:14,012 I HAVE... 113 00:04:14,150 --> 00:04:16,550 IF YOU COUNT THE OFF-RAMP OF THE 405. 114 00:04:16,672 --> 00:04:17,842 WHAT? 115 00:04:17,976 --> 00:04:19,156 TOO MANY DODGER DOGS. 116 00:04:21,716 --> 00:04:23,756 [animal squeaking loudly] 117 00:04:23,890 --> 00:04:25,200 [bear growling] 118 00:04:33,672 --> 00:04:36,672 KEVIN, I CAN'T DO THIS. 119 00:04:36,803 --> 00:04:39,673 THIS IS MUCH WORSE THAN A MOTEL. 120 00:04:39,803 --> 00:04:41,803 I'M HERE FOR YOU, DAVID, LITERALLY. 121 00:04:41,933 --> 00:04:45,033 WALK TO YOUR RIGHT. 122 00:04:45,151 --> 00:04:48,631 AND YOU'RE WALKING, AND YOU'RE WALKING... 123 00:04:50,934 --> 00:04:52,374 WHAT IS THIS? 124 00:04:52,499 --> 00:04:54,369 IT'S THE BACKDROP FROM OUR CAMPING EPISODE, 125 00:04:54,499 --> 00:04:56,109 {\an8}SEE DAD PITCH A TENT. 126 00:04:58,804 --> 00:04:59,674 MY TRAILER! 127 00:04:59,804 --> 00:05:01,674 KEVIN, THIS IS GENIUS. 128 00:05:01,804 --> 00:05:03,504 HEY, DAVID. 129 00:05:03,631 --> 00:05:04,501 OH. 130 00:05:04,631 --> 00:05:06,111 GUY, FROM PROPS ON OUR SHOW. 131 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:07,509 HE'S HERE TO MAKE YOUR TIME IN THE WOODS 132 00:05:07,631 --> 00:05:08,931 A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE. 133 00:05:09,065 --> 00:05:11,635 FOR STARTERS, I RIGGED AN ELECTRONIC BUG ZAPPER 134 00:05:11,761 --> 00:05:13,941 THAT GOES AROUND THE ENTIRE CAMPSITE, BOSS. 135 00:05:14,066 --> 00:05:14,936 [electrical buzzing] 136 00:05:15,066 --> 00:05:16,896 AAH! 137 00:05:17,023 --> 00:05:18,583 OKAY, DAVID, WE'RE GONNA STAY OUT OF SIGHT, 138 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:21,598 BUT REMEMBER, IF YOU NEED US, YOU CAN USE THE SECRET SIGNAL. 139 00:05:21,718 --> 00:05:23,328 CAW-CAW! 140 00:05:23,458 --> 00:05:25,068 CAW-CAW! 141 00:05:25,197 --> 00:05:27,237 KEV--KEVIN, I'M JUST GONNA THROW A ROCK, OKAY? 142 00:05:27,371 --> 00:05:28,761 - OKAY, YEAH, THAT'S COOL. - ALL RIGHT. 143 00:05:33,197 --> 00:05:36,237 I LOVE MY NEW PIERCED EARS, EMILY. 144 00:05:36,371 --> 00:05:38,381 NOW I'M JUST LIKE YOU. 145 00:05:38,501 --> 00:05:41,281 NAH, YOU ROCK SPONGEBOB PAJAMAS WAY BETTER THAN I DO. 146 00:05:41,414 --> 00:05:42,544 [giggles] 147 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:44,635 I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW MOMMY. 148 00:05:44,762 --> 00:05:45,632 [doorknob rattling] 149 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:46,642 COVER THEM UP. 150 00:05:46,762 --> 00:05:48,022 SURPRISE HER. 151 00:05:48,154 --> 00:05:49,504 HEY, GUYS. 152 00:05:49,633 --> 00:05:51,023 I'M SO SORRY I HAD TO RUN TO WORK 153 00:05:51,154 --> 00:05:52,814 DURING OUR SHOPPING EXTRAVAGANZA, 154 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:53,756 BUT I'M ALL YOURS. 155 00:05:53,893 --> 00:05:55,243 TRAIN'S BACK ON TRACK. 156 00:05:55,372 --> 00:06:00,032 NEXT STOP, SACRA-NO-MEN-TO. 157 00:06:00,154 --> 00:06:01,544 MISS-SIS-IPPI. 158 00:06:01,676 --> 00:06:02,946 AH! 159 00:06:03,068 --> 00:06:04,418 I SEE YOU GOT THOSE HOOPS YOU WANTED. 160 00:06:04,546 --> 00:06:06,106 YES, AND SPEAKING OF EARRINGS, GUESS WHO-- 161 00:06:06,242 --> 00:06:07,592 [gasps] OH, MY GOSH! THAT'S IT. 162 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,200 THAT'S THE NEXT STOP ON OUR GIRLS' WEEKEND. 163 00:06:09,329 --> 00:06:10,599 LET'S GET JANIE'S EARS PIERCED. 164 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:12,330 OH, JUST LIKE WE DID WHEN YOU WERE HER AGE. 165 00:06:12,460 --> 00:06:14,200 REMEMBER THAT? [sighs] 166 00:06:14,329 --> 00:06:16,939 THAT WAS SUCH A SPECIAL MOTHER-DAUGHTER MOMENT. 167 00:06:17,068 --> 00:06:18,198 [chuckling] YEAH. 168 00:06:18,329 --> 00:06:19,899 OKAY, I'M GONNA CALL KAT. 169 00:06:20,025 --> 00:06:21,595 REMEMBER SHE DID YOURS? - OH, GREAT IDEA. 170 00:06:21,721 --> 00:06:22,811 GO CALL HER, 171 00:06:22,938 --> 00:06:25,328 AND THEN WE CAN HAVE DINNER IN MALI-BOOBS. 172 00:06:27,982 --> 00:06:29,422 ALL RIGHT, JANIE, 173 00:06:29,547 --> 00:06:30,937 WE CANNOT TELL MOM WE GOT YOUR EARS PIERCED. 174 00:06:31,069 --> 00:06:33,029 IT'LL BREAK HER HEART. 175 00:06:33,156 --> 00:06:34,246 [giggles] 176 00:06:34,374 --> 00:06:37,244 YOU SAID "BOOBS." 177 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,900 FIRST STEP TOWARDS EARNING YOUR BADGE IS FIRE. 178 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:44,206 WITHOUT FIRE, THERE'S NO FOOD. 179 00:06:44,330 --> 00:06:45,980 NO FOOD, YOU DIE. 180 00:06:46,113 --> 00:06:48,163 YOU DIE, NO BADGE, 181 00:06:48,287 --> 00:06:51,467 AND THAT IS THE WORST FATE OF ALL. 182 00:06:51,591 --> 00:06:53,891 I BEG TO DIFFER THERE, BRO. 183 00:06:54,027 --> 00:06:57,247 DYING ON TELEVISION IS A NIGHTMARE. 184 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:58,895 NOTED. 185 00:06:59,027 --> 00:07:00,677 I'M GONNA GO GRAB SOME KINDLING. 186 00:07:00,809 --> 00:07:03,419 EXPLORERS, LET'S GET TO SPARKING, HUH? 187 00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:05,589 [sighs] 188 00:07:08,940 --> 00:07:10,600 [sighs] THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 189 00:07:10,723 --> 00:07:13,243 YEAH, WHEN ARE WE GONNA FIND OURSELVES IN THE WOODS 190 00:07:13,375 --> 00:07:14,595 NEEDING TO MAKE A FIRE? 191 00:07:14,723 --> 00:07:16,553 NOW. 192 00:07:33,593 --> 00:07:35,113 UH, YEAH, BOYS, 193 00:07:35,245 --> 00:07:36,905 WHY DON'T WE TRY A LITTLE ACTING EXERCISE HERE, OKAY? 194 00:07:37,029 --> 00:07:38,159 THIS ALWAYS WORKS FOR ME. 195 00:07:38,289 --> 00:07:39,329 LET'S JUST-- I WANT YOU ALL 196 00:07:39,463 --> 00:07:41,073 TO CLOSE YOUR EYES-- THERE YOU GO. 197 00:07:41,203 --> 00:07:45,463 AND JUST TRY TO VISUALIZE SOMETHING HOT. 198 00:07:45,593 --> 00:07:46,643 OKAY? 199 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:47,637 YOU GOT IT? 200 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:49,287 YOU PICTURING IT IN YOUR HEAD? 201 00:07:49,420 --> 00:07:50,470 THERE WE GO. 202 00:07:50,594 --> 00:07:51,894 OKAY. 203 00:07:52,029 --> 00:07:53,339 WHOA, JOE! 204 00:07:53,464 --> 00:07:54,554 IT WORKED. 205 00:07:54,681 --> 00:07:55,501 WOW, NICE JOB. 206 00:07:55,638 --> 00:07:56,948 ALL RIGHT. 207 00:07:57,072 --> 00:07:58,462 NOW THAT JOE-BRO'S GIVEN US FIRE, 208 00:07:58,594 --> 00:08:01,164 IT'S TIME TO START BUILDING OUR SHELTERS FOR THE NIGHT. 209 00:08:01,290 --> 00:08:03,470 JOE, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A LEAD ON THAT, AND DAVE, 210 00:08:03,594 --> 00:08:05,594 I THINK YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BUILD YOUR OWN LEAN-TO 211 00:08:05,725 --> 00:08:07,335 UNLESS YOU GOT A TRAILER HIDDEN OUT HERE. 212 00:08:07,465 --> 00:08:09,425 [laughs] 213 00:08:09,552 --> 00:08:11,902 [laughs] 214 00:08:14,030 --> 00:08:16,120 MAN, OUR LEAN-TO STINKS. 215 00:08:16,247 --> 00:08:17,907 THERE'S NO WAY BURWICK IS GONNA THINK THIS THING 216 00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:19,420 IS BADGE WORTHY. 217 00:08:19,552 --> 00:08:22,252 GENTLEMEN, CAN I MAKE A SUGGESTION HERE? 218 00:08:22,378 --> 00:08:23,768 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK YOU SHOULD DO? 219 00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:25,120 YOU SHOULD GO DOWN TO THE RIVER 220 00:08:25,247 --> 00:08:28,297 AND FIND SOME NICE DECORATIVE ROCKS. 221 00:08:28,421 --> 00:08:29,381 DECORATIVE ROCKS? 222 00:08:29,508 --> 00:08:30,468 ABSOLUTELY. 223 00:08:30,595 --> 00:08:32,895 LET'S SPRUCE IT UP A LITTLE BIT. 224 00:08:33,031 --> 00:08:34,601 YOU KNOW WHAT THE KEY TO SURVIVAL IS, 225 00:08:34,726 --> 00:08:37,076 RIGHT AFTER WATER? 226 00:08:37,205 --> 00:08:39,555 AMBIENCE. 227 00:08:39,683 --> 00:08:40,903 COME ON, GUYS. COME ON. 228 00:08:41,031 --> 00:08:41,901 COME ON, HOP TO IT. 229 00:08:42,031 --> 00:08:43,731 LET'S GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. 230 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,767 ATTABOY. 231 00:08:45,901 --> 00:08:47,201 [whispers] COME ON. 232 00:08:50,466 --> 00:08:51,546 [phone rings] 233 00:08:51,683 --> 00:08:53,863 [startles] 234 00:08:53,988 --> 00:08:55,208 HELLO? 235 00:08:55,336 --> 00:08:57,426 OH, HEY. HEY, BABY, YES. 236 00:08:57,554 --> 00:09:00,204 I WAS TAKING A NAP OVER AT DAVID'S. 237 00:09:00,336 --> 00:09:04,086 YES, I CAN GET SOME DOG FOOD FOR THE PARROT. 238 00:09:04,206 --> 00:09:07,386 YOU KNOW, I THINK THIS BIRD IS TAKING IT TOO FAR. 239 00:09:07,510 --> 00:09:08,510 I'LL BE RIGHT HOME. 240 00:09:08,641 --> 00:09:09,591 OKAY. 241 00:09:15,033 --> 00:09:18,333 OR NOT. 242 00:09:18,468 --> 00:09:20,258 UH... 243 00:09:21,858 --> 00:09:23,418 WOW, YOU WERE RIGHT, DAD. 244 00:09:23,555 --> 00:09:26,645 THESE DECORATIVE ROCKS MAKE IT LOOK COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. 245 00:09:26,772 --> 00:09:28,552 THE POWER OF AMBIENCE. 246 00:09:28,685 --> 00:09:31,295 WHOA, KILLER LEAN-TO. 247 00:09:31,424 --> 00:09:34,434 YOU'RE REALLY GETTING A KNACK FOR THIS, JOE-BRO. 248 00:09:34,555 --> 00:09:35,685 THIS IS AWESOME, DAD, 249 00:09:35,816 --> 00:09:37,466 AND IT ALL HAPPENED BECAUSE YOU TAUGHT ME 250 00:09:37,598 --> 00:09:40,078 THAT IF I BELIEVE IN MYSELF, ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE. 251 00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:43,348 SURE. LET'S GO WITH THAT FOR NOW. 252 00:09:43,469 --> 00:09:44,639 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 253 00:09:44,772 --> 00:09:47,472 I MAY BE LOST, BUT LUCKY FOR ME, I HAVE MY MAP APP. 254 00:09:47,599 --> 00:09:49,739 [chuckles] 255 00:09:49,859 --> 00:09:50,419 [electrical buzzing] 256 00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:51,606 [yelling] 257 00:09:53,990 --> 00:09:56,040 TO MY BEAUTIFUL, SWEET JANIE. 258 00:09:56,164 --> 00:09:59,294 HERE'S TO YOUR FIRST PIERCING AND HOPEFULLY YOUR LAST. 259 00:09:59,425 --> 00:10:00,295 [knock at door] 260 00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:01,295 OH, I GOT IT. 261 00:10:04,817 --> 00:10:05,947 HI, KAT. - HEY. 262 00:10:06,078 --> 00:10:07,038 DID YOU GET MY TEXT? 263 00:10:07,165 --> 00:10:09,205 DON'T WORRY, I GOT YOUR BACK. 264 00:10:09,339 --> 00:10:12,739 I GOT MY GUNS A-BLAZING, LADIES, 265 00:10:12,860 --> 00:10:16,340 SO LET'S DO THIS. 266 00:10:16,470 --> 00:10:19,040 JANIE, SWEETIE, ARE YOU READY? OKAY? 267 00:10:19,165 --> 00:10:20,035 JANIE, TAKE OFF YOUR HAT. 268 00:10:20,165 --> 00:10:21,905 OH, SHE CAN LEAVE HER HAT ON. 269 00:10:22,036 --> 00:10:23,566 THAT'S THE WAY THE KIDS DO IT THESE DAYS. 270 00:10:23,687 --> 00:10:26,297 [both chuckle] 271 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:27,726 UM, AMY? - YEAH? 272 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,691 DOLL, YOU'RE HOVERING. 273 00:10:29,818 --> 00:10:31,778 I'M AN ARTIST. 274 00:10:31,905 --> 00:10:34,345 OH, ALL RIGHT. POINT TAKEN. 275 00:10:34,471 --> 00:10:36,731 YOU KNOW, THIS IS JUST A REALLY BIG FIRST FOR ME, 276 00:10:36,861 --> 00:10:37,821 SO, UM, YEAH, BACKING OFF, OKAY? 277 00:10:37,948 --> 00:10:39,518 ALL RIGHTY THEN. OKAY. 278 00:10:39,645 --> 00:10:41,165 DONE... - YAY! 279 00:10:41,297 --> 00:10:44,217 WITH EAR ONE. 280 00:10:44,340 --> 00:10:47,730 YES, THERE WE GO. 281 00:10:47,862 --> 00:10:50,172 THEY'RE ALREADY PIERCED? 282 00:10:50,298 --> 00:10:51,688 IT'S A MIRACLE. 283 00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:52,479 IT WENT RIGHT THROUGH. 284 00:10:52,601 --> 00:10:55,641 HA! 285 00:10:55,775 --> 00:10:57,735 EMILY. 286 00:10:57,862 --> 00:10:59,782 I'M SORRY, MOM. 287 00:10:59,906 --> 00:11:04,036 WHEN YOU WERE AT WORK, I GOT JANIE'S EARS PIERCED. 288 00:11:04,167 --> 00:11:05,647 OH. 289 00:11:05,776 --> 00:11:07,956 OH. 290 00:11:08,081 --> 00:11:10,081 OH, WELL, THAT'S TOTALLY FINE. 291 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,611 YOU GOT HER EARS PIERCED WITHOUT ME. 292 00:11:12,733 --> 00:11:16,303 UM, I JUST NEED A SECOND TO GET OVER IT. 293 00:11:16,429 --> 00:11:17,689 OKAY, MAYBE MORE THAN A SECOND. 294 00:11:17,820 --> 00:11:19,080 [clears throat] 295 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,912 I'M SURE WE CAN COME UP WITH ANOTHER FIRST. 296 00:11:21,038 --> 00:11:22,168 I DO TATTOOS. 297 00:11:22,299 --> 00:11:23,609 - YOU DO? - MM-HMM. 298 00:11:23,734 --> 00:11:26,384 - OKAY, THANKS FOR COMING. - OH, ALL RIGHTY THEN. 299 00:11:28,951 --> 00:11:33,741 HEY, DAD? 300 00:11:33,864 --> 00:11:35,864 DO YOU THINK THESE FISH WILL FEED US ALL? 301 00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:38,305 UM, ABSOLUTELY, JOE. 302 00:11:38,429 --> 00:11:40,339 YOU KNOW WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK DOWN TO THE RIVER 303 00:11:40,474 --> 00:11:41,864 AND GET THE REST OF THE TROOP WHILE I SCALE THEM? 304 00:11:41,995 --> 00:11:42,865 OKAY. 305 00:11:42,995 --> 00:11:44,695 ALL RIGHT. 306 00:11:44,821 --> 00:11:47,081 THERE YOU GO, BOYS. 307 00:11:47,213 --> 00:11:49,173 THEY LOOKED SO MUCH SMALLER WHEN I REELED THEM IN. 308 00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:52,650 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, ONCE YOU TAKE THE SKIN OFF THEM, 309 00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:54,258 THERE'S NOTHING TO STOP THEM FROM PLUMPING UP. 310 00:12:02,214 --> 00:12:03,734 [sniffing] 311 00:12:03,865 --> 00:12:05,305 DO I SMELL COOKIES? 312 00:12:09,735 --> 00:12:12,125 [sniffing] 313 00:12:14,475 --> 00:12:15,645 [classical music playing] 314 00:12:15,779 --> 00:12:17,439 AND GUY WILL HAVE YOUR ELECTRIC MASSAGE PAD 315 00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:21,652 POWERED UP IN A SECOND. 316 00:12:21,779 --> 00:12:22,959 SO THIS IS HOW YOU'VE BEEN SURVIVING 317 00:12:23,084 --> 00:12:24,344 IN THE WILDERNESS? 318 00:12:24,475 --> 00:12:28,265 JOE, I'M NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU, SON, SO-- 319 00:12:28,389 --> 00:12:30,909 [back massager vibrating] 320 00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,261 I JUST NEED A MINUTE 321 00:12:32,389 --> 00:12:34,349 TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I WANT TO SAY. 322 00:12:38,606 --> 00:12:39,606 JOE, YOU WANTED THIS MERIT BADGE 323 00:12:39,737 --> 00:12:42,387 SO BAD THAT, YEAH, 324 00:12:42,519 --> 00:12:45,999 I-I STARTED THE FIRE FOR YOU, AND I BUILT A LEAN-TO, 325 00:12:46,129 --> 00:12:49,269 AND I PLUMPED UP YOUR TINY, LITTLE, SKINNY FISH. 326 00:12:49,389 --> 00:12:53,259 YOU MEAN I DIDN'T DO ANY OF THOSE THINGS? 327 00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:56,220 OH, I THOUGHT YOU'D CONNECTED THE DOTS. 328 00:12:56,346 --> 00:12:58,046 JOE, I KNOW YOU'RE REALLY UPSET, 329 00:12:58,172 --> 00:13:00,872 BUT THOSE COOKIES ARE FOR DAVID. 330 00:13:00,998 --> 00:13:03,428 IT'S OKAY, KEVIN. 331 00:13:12,173 --> 00:13:14,523 JOE, YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE MAD AT ME. 332 00:13:14,651 --> 00:13:15,961 MAD? 333 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,266 THIS IS GENIUS. 334 00:13:18,391 --> 00:13:20,001 AT FIRST I WAS EXCITED TO COME HERE, 335 00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:22,610 BUT CAMPING'S REALLY HARD. 336 00:13:22,739 --> 00:13:24,649 BUT IF WE KEEP KEVIN AND YOUR CREW, 337 00:13:24,782 --> 00:13:27,442 I'M GUARANTEED TO GET MY BADGE. 338 00:13:27,565 --> 00:13:30,175 SO YOU WANT TO TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT? 339 00:13:30,304 --> 00:13:31,224 DUH. 340 00:13:31,347 --> 00:13:34,827 JUST LIKE YOU, DAD. 341 00:13:34,956 --> 00:13:39,006 UH, JOE, YOU KNOW WHAT, 342 00:13:39,131 --> 00:13:40,171 I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, 343 00:13:40,305 --> 00:13:41,485 AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY. 344 00:13:41,608 --> 00:13:44,308 BECAUSE YOU CAME UP HERE NOT JUST TO GET A BADGE, 345 00:13:44,435 --> 00:13:48,655 YOU CAME UP HERE TO EARN A BADGE, RIGHT? 346 00:13:48,783 --> 00:13:49,783 SO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 347 00:13:49,914 --> 00:13:52,134 I'M GOING TO SEND KEVIN HOME 348 00:13:52,261 --> 00:13:54,481 FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, OKAY? 349 00:13:54,609 --> 00:13:55,519 THEY'RE GONE. 350 00:13:55,653 --> 00:13:59,403 BUT TONIGHT WE VIBRATE. 351 00:13:59,522 --> 00:14:00,482 [neck massager vibrating] 352 00:14:00,609 --> 00:14:01,479 OH-OH. 353 00:14:01,609 --> 00:14:04,169 THANKS, DAD. 354 00:14:07,175 --> 00:14:09,395 GIRLS, I THINK I'VE GOT IT! 355 00:14:09,523 --> 00:14:14,043 REMEMBER, WHATEVER IDEA SHE HAS, ACT EXCITED. 356 00:14:14,175 --> 00:14:16,315 NOW I KNOW OUR PLANS HAVEN'T GONE GREAT, 357 00:14:16,436 --> 00:14:19,266 BUT I HAVE AN IDEA FOR ANOTHER FIRST. 358 00:14:19,393 --> 00:14:21,433 LET'S WATCH {\an8} THE ROYAL MERMAID. 359 00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:23,227 WHAT A GREAT IDEA. 360 00:14:23,350 --> 00:14:25,130 EVEN THOUGH IT'S ANIMATED, IT'S GOT SOME SCARY PARTS, 361 00:14:25,263 --> 00:14:26,573 SO I DIDN'T WANT TO SHOW IT TO YOU 362 00:14:26,697 --> 00:14:28,347 UNTIL YOU WERE READY, BUT YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. 363 00:14:28,481 --> 00:14:29,881 [squeals] I'LL MAKE SOME POPCORN. 364 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:32,782 I KNOW I'M GONNA LOVE IT... 365 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:35,875 'CAUSE I'VE SEEN IT 26 TIMES. 366 00:14:37,785 --> 00:14:39,525 ALL RIGHT, EXPLORERS, 367 00:14:39,655 --> 00:14:42,785 TODAY IS THE CULMINATION OF ALL YOU HAVE LEARNED. 368 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:45,616 THERE IS ONLY ONE THING STANDING BETWEEN YOU 369 00:14:45,742 --> 00:14:47,052 AND YOUR SURVIVAL MERIT BADGE, 370 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,137 AND THAT IS A 12-MILE HIKE 371 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:51,264 WITH NOTHING BUT WATER AND KNOW-HOW. 372 00:14:51,395 --> 00:14:52,915 OH, LORD. 373 00:14:53,047 --> 00:14:55,007 NOW, I, ON THE OTHER HAND. 374 00:14:55,134 --> 00:14:56,834 WILL HAVE TO STAY BACK AT BASE CAMP 375 00:14:56,959 --> 00:15:01,359 TENDING TO YOUNG SAM HERE WHO CLAIMS TO HAVE A "RASH." 376 00:15:01,482 --> 00:15:04,832 FRANKLY, I DON'T SEE IT. 377 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,310 THIS EXPEDITION'S GONNA BE LED BY JOE HOBBS, 378 00:15:07,438 --> 00:15:11,048 WHO CLEARLY UNDERSTANDS THE MEANING OF SURVIVAL. 379 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,968 I'M HANDING YOU THE COMPASS. 380 00:15:13,091 --> 00:15:16,351 WE'LL SEE YOU BEFORE SUNDOWN. 381 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,663 COME ON, SAM. 382 00:15:18,786 --> 00:15:19,746 DAD, WE CAN'T DO THIS. 383 00:15:19,873 --> 00:15:20,743 SAY SOMETHING. 384 00:15:20,873 --> 00:15:21,743 WHAT? 385 00:15:21,873 --> 00:15:23,653 YOU'LL BE FINE, JOE. 386 00:15:23,787 --> 00:15:25,057 DAD, BURWICK SAID NOT TO EAT BERRIES 387 00:15:25,178 --> 00:15:26,918 YOU CAN'T IDENTIFY. 388 00:15:27,048 --> 00:15:28,658 I'VE BEEN EATING THEM ALL MORNING. 389 00:15:28,787 --> 00:15:30,617 THEY'RE BERRY GOOD. 390 00:15:30,744 --> 00:15:32,524 YEAH, BUT SOME BERRIES CAN MAKE YOUR MIND PLAY TRICKS. 391 00:15:32,657 --> 00:15:34,317 - WELL-- - THAT'S WHAT THE MANUAL SAID. 392 00:15:34,439 --> 00:15:36,699 NOT THE PART I SKIMMED, FITZY. 393 00:15:36,831 --> 00:15:38,961 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, COME ON. LET'S START HOOFING IT. 394 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:48,830 YEAH. 395 00:15:48,962 --> 00:15:49,832 [giggles] 396 00:15:49,962 --> 00:15:51,182 HEE-HEE. 397 00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:53,180 YEE-HAW! WHOO! 398 00:15:53,310 --> 00:15:54,270 COME ON, GUYS. 399 00:15:54,397 --> 00:15:55,187 COMING THROUGH. 400 00:15:57,137 --> 00:15:59,147 [snorting like a horse] 401 00:16:01,832 --> 00:16:02,842 DAD, WE'RE LOST. 402 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,392 WHAT DOES THE COMPASS SAY? 403 00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:06,448 LET'S HAVE A LOOK-SEE. 404 00:16:06,572 --> 00:16:07,442 SAVE YOURSELF. 405 00:16:07,572 --> 00:16:10,402 LEAVE THE BOYS. 406 00:16:10,528 --> 00:16:11,398 NOTHING. 407 00:16:11,528 --> 00:16:12,878 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 408 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:15,136 - DAD, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - NOWHERE. 409 00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:17,707 MR. HOBBS, WE'VE BEEN GOING IN CIRCLES FOR TWO HOURS. 410 00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:21,183 YEAH, THIS IS THE THIRD TIME WE'VE PASSED THIS STUPID ROCK. 411 00:16:21,312 --> 00:16:24,582 HEY, I HAPPEN TO LIKE THIS ROCK, ELLIOT, 412 00:16:24,702 --> 00:16:26,522 AND HE'S NOT STUPID. 413 00:16:26,659 --> 00:16:28,439 WHAT? 414 00:16:28,573 --> 00:16:29,963 DON'T LISTEN TO THEM, ROCKY. 415 00:16:30,094 --> 00:16:31,094 THANK YOU, DAVID. 416 00:16:31,225 --> 00:16:34,655 BY THE WAY, YOUR HAIR LOOKS FABULOUS. 417 00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:37,880 OH, YOU ROCK, ROCK. 418 00:16:38,008 --> 00:16:40,018 JOE, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR DAD? 419 00:16:40,138 --> 00:16:41,358 THINK HE ATE TOO MANY BERRIES. 420 00:16:41,486 --> 00:16:43,706 I'M FINE, JOE. 421 00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:45,704 [scoffs] KIDS. 422 00:16:47,703 --> 00:16:49,353 MM, WHAT A GREAT FIRST. 423 00:16:49,487 --> 00:16:51,667 OH, I CAN STILL PICTURE YOU AND ME WATCHING IT, EM, 424 00:16:51,790 --> 00:16:53,620 LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY. 425 00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:55,397 IT WAS YESTERDAY. 426 00:16:55,530 --> 00:16:57,540 [coughs] 427 00:16:57,661 --> 00:16:59,881 ♪ I HAVE A CROWN 428 00:17:00,008 --> 00:17:02,308 ♪ I HAVE A TAIL 429 00:17:02,443 --> 00:17:07,063 ♪ MY LIFE IS LIKE A FAIRY TALE ♪ 430 00:17:07,183 --> 00:17:10,963 ♪ I'M JUST A GIRL WHO'S FROM THE SEA ♪ 431 00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:15,196 ♪ A NORMAL GIRL WHO'S ROYALTY 432 00:17:17,227 --> 00:17:20,707 OOPS. 433 00:17:20,836 --> 00:17:23,276 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT SONG? 434 00:17:23,401 --> 00:17:27,141 BECAUSE SHE'S A LITTLE GENIUS IS HOW. 435 00:17:27,270 --> 00:17:28,970 [chuckles] 436 00:17:29,097 --> 00:17:31,577 THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE SEEN {\an8}THE ROYAL MERMAID, 437 00:17:31,705 --> 00:17:33,625 IS IT, JANIE? 438 00:17:33,749 --> 00:17:37,009 WELL, IT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN IT WITH YOU, MOMMY. 439 00:17:37,141 --> 00:17:38,361 AW. 440 00:17:38,489 --> 00:17:39,839 I'M SORRY. 441 00:17:39,966 --> 00:17:41,406 I WATCHED IT WITH HER. 442 00:17:41,532 --> 00:17:43,012 WOW. 443 00:17:43,141 --> 00:17:44,661 IT'S JUST SINCE YOU'VE BEEN BACK AT WORK, 444 00:17:44,793 --> 00:17:46,673 I'VE HAD SO MUCH FUN DOING THINGS WITH JANIE 445 00:17:46,793 --> 00:17:48,793 THAT YOU USED TO DO WITH ME. 446 00:17:48,924 --> 00:17:50,054 I'M REALLY SORRY. 447 00:17:50,184 --> 00:17:51,184 OH, DON'T BE. 448 00:17:51,315 --> 00:17:54,585 YOU'RE A GREAT BIG SIS. 449 00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:57,266 ♪ I SWAM ACROSS THE GREAT BIG SEA ♪ 450 00:17:57,402 --> 00:17:59,572 OH, THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE MOVIE. 451 00:17:59,706 --> 00:18:01,096 DOESN'T MOMMY SOUND GOOD? 452 00:18:01,229 --> 00:18:02,879 MOMMY HAD TO TAKE SINGING LESSONS FOR THIS. 453 00:18:03,011 --> 00:18:06,231 OOH, LOTS AND LOTS OF SINGING LESSONS. 454 00:18:06,359 --> 00:18:08,879 WAIT. 455 00:18:09,011 --> 00:18:10,401 THAT'S YOU SINGING? 456 00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:11,403 YEAH. 457 00:18:11,533 --> 00:18:12,443 YEAH. 458 00:18:12,577 --> 00:18:13,887 YOU DIDN'T TELL HER IT WAS ME? 459 00:18:14,012 --> 00:18:15,972 I THOUGHT SHE KNEW. 460 00:18:16,099 --> 00:18:18,149 YOU'RE THE BEAUTIFUL MERMAID, MOMMY? 461 00:18:18,273 --> 00:18:19,963 THIS IS SO COOL. 462 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,629 I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL MY FRIENDS THAT WE'RE ROYALTY. 463 00:18:22,751 --> 00:18:25,061 [laughs] 464 00:18:25,186 --> 00:18:27,006 I THINK YOU JUST SHARED A NEW FIRST. 465 00:18:27,143 --> 00:18:30,843 I THINK I DID, YES. 466 00:18:30,968 --> 00:18:33,368 ♪ I HAVE A CROWN 467 00:18:33,491 --> 00:18:35,621 ♪ I HAVE A TAIL 468 00:18:35,752 --> 00:18:40,062 all: ♪ MY LIFE IS LIKE A FAIRY TALE ♪ 469 00:18:42,969 --> 00:18:44,529 OKAY, ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS ONE MORE TIME. 470 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:46,015 YOU READY? ONE, TWO, THREE, SHOOT. 471 00:18:46,144 --> 00:18:47,014 [sighs] 472 00:18:47,144 --> 00:18:48,974 I WIN AGAIN. 473 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:50,930 IT'S LIKE YOU'RE IN MY HEAD. 474 00:18:51,057 --> 00:18:54,587 DAD, STOP CHOOSING SCISSORS. 475 00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:56,489 ALL RIGHT, I'M READY. ONE-- 476 00:18:56,622 --> 00:18:58,412 THERE YOU ARE. 477 00:18:58,535 --> 00:19:01,275 I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU, DAVID. 478 00:19:01,405 --> 00:19:02,575 WOODLAND CREATURE! 479 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:05,279 WOODLAND CREATURE! 480 00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:07,755 DAVID. 481 00:19:07,883 --> 00:19:09,063 HE EVEN KNOWS MY NAME. 482 00:19:09,188 --> 00:19:10,058 GO FOR THE EYES. 483 00:19:10,188 --> 00:19:11,448 GO FOR THE EYES! 484 00:19:11,579 --> 00:19:12,449 THE EYES. 485 00:19:12,579 --> 00:19:13,449 CAN'T SEE. 486 00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:15,360 CAN'T SEE. 487 00:19:15,493 --> 00:19:17,013 [growling] HUNGRY! 488 00:19:17,145 --> 00:19:18,195 WHAT'S THAT? 489 00:19:18,319 --> 00:19:20,409 [growling] OH, I'M HUNGRY! 490 00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:21,536 HUNGRY! 491 00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:23,797 OH, OW, OW! 492 00:19:23,928 --> 00:19:27,278 [groaning] 493 00:19:27,406 --> 00:19:28,356 IT'S BIGFOOT! 494 00:19:28,493 --> 00:19:31,843 [roars] 495 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,371 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 496 00:19:33,493 --> 00:19:35,933 SASQUATCH AND ME ARE BOTH CELEBRITIES. 497 00:19:36,059 --> 00:19:37,799 NO, SAVE YOURSELF, DAVID. 498 00:19:37,928 --> 00:19:39,058 I GOT THIS. 499 00:19:39,189 --> 00:19:41,409 [yells] 500 00:19:41,537 --> 00:19:43,367 JOE, WHERE'S YOUR DAD GOING? 501 00:19:43,494 --> 00:19:46,064 DON'T WORRY, HE'LL END UP BACK AT THE ROCK. 502 00:19:49,016 --> 00:19:50,796 SO ONCE I CONVINCED DAD 503 00:19:50,929 --> 00:19:53,019 THAT KEVIN WASN'T A WOODLAND CREATURE... 504 00:19:53,147 --> 00:19:56,017 AND I WASN'T BIGFOOT. 505 00:19:56,147 --> 00:19:57,757 I REMEMBERED WHAT YOU TAUGHT ME. 506 00:19:57,885 --> 00:20:00,455 I FOUND SOME RIVER ROCKS, FOLLOWED THEM DOWN TO THE WATER, 507 00:20:00,582 --> 00:20:02,192 FOLLOWED THE CURRENT DOWNSTREAM, 508 00:20:02,321 --> 00:20:04,331 AND HERE WE ARE, BACK AT OUR CAMPSITE. 509 00:20:04,451 --> 00:20:06,101 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, LITTLE BRO. 510 00:20:06,234 --> 00:20:08,154 YOU REALLY STEPPED UP WHEN IT MATTERED 511 00:20:08,277 --> 00:20:09,667 AND EARNED YOUR MERIT BADGE. 512 00:20:09,799 --> 00:20:10,359 ALL OF YOU DID. 513 00:20:10,495 --> 00:20:11,665 YEAH. 514 00:20:11,799 --> 00:20:13,369 AND, DAVID, 515 00:20:13,495 --> 00:20:16,325 I THINK THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF A LIFELONG FRIENDSHIP. 516 00:20:16,451 --> 00:20:18,711 YEAH, I DON'T SEE IT. 517 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,843 JOE, I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU. 518 00:20:21,973 --> 00:20:23,193 I AM. - THANKS, DAD. 519 00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:24,282 BUT I DON'T BELIEVE FOR A SECOND 520 00:20:24,409 --> 00:20:25,719 THAT I WAS TALKING TO A ROCK. 521 00:20:25,843 --> 00:20:27,273 ELLIOT? 522 00:20:31,452 --> 00:20:32,322 OH, WOW. 523 00:20:32,452 --> 00:20:33,632 [chuckles] 524 00:20:33,682 --> 00:20:38,232 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35052

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.