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DADDY,
WE'RE SO HAPPY YOU AND JOE
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WON'T BE AROUND
THIS WEEKEND.
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REALLY?
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YOU KNOW,
IF YOU WEREN'T SO ADORABLE,
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I'D GIVE YOU A WET WILLY.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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[giggles]
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AM I SUPPOSED
TO {\an8}NOT LIKE THAT?
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[laughs]
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I AM SO EXCITED.
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I'VE BEEN SO BUSY WORKING
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THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE
TO SPEND ANY QUALITY TIME,
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SO THIS WEEKEND I'M TAKING
THE GIRLS ON A STAY-CATION
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RIGHT HERE IN LADY TOWN,
CHICK CITY, GAL-VILLE.
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SHE-ATTLE.
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PORTLAND.
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MAYBE I DON'T GET IT.
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I DON'T GET IT EITHER,
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BUT YOU'RE MAKING IT
A WHOLE LOT EASIER
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FOR ME TO LEAVE THIS HOUSE.
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IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
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CAN'T WAIT TO GET
MY JUNIOR EXPLORER MERIT BADGE.
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'CAUSE CHICKS DIG THE BADGE.
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DO THEY REALLY, JOE?
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WELL, HEY, I CAN TELL YOU
ONE THING, SWEETIE,
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MOMMIES DIG THE BADGE.
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YEAH, MOM, NOT REALLY
WHAT I WAS GOING FOR.
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HAVE FUN,
AND DON'T GET EATEN BY BIGFOOT.
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HA, GOOD ONE.
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DAD?
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BIGFOOT'S NOT REAL, JOE.
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BIGFOOT'S NOT REAL,
RIGHT, KEVIN?
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NO.
[horn honks]
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OH, THAT MUST BE THE VAN.
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I'M GONNA GO SAY HI
TO MY TROOP.
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ALL RIGHT.
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DAVID, I'M CONCERNED.
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BIGFOOT IS REAL.
I KNEW IT.
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NO, ABOUT YOU CAMPING.
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IT'S NOT UP TO
YOUR LUXURIOUS STANDARDS.
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I MEAN,
LET'S BE REAL HERE.
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EVEN THE WORD "MOTEL"
MAKES YOU BREAK OUT IN HIVES.
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YOU HAD TO SAY "MOTEL."
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RIGHT NOW I'M STARTING
TO GET ITCHY, KEVIN.
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I'M SORRY.
SORRY. SORRY.
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YOU MIND IF I TAKE
A NAP OVER HERE?
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[groans]
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IS THAT DOG KEEPING YOU UP
AT NIGHT STILL?
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NOT EXACTLY.
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MY WIFE, ALICIA,
THOUGHT THE DOG WAS LONELY,
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SO SHE BOUGHT IT A PARROT.
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NOW THE DOG IS SLEEPING
LIKE A BABY,
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BUT THE PARROT IS UP ALL NIGHT
HOWLING LIKE A DOG.
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RAWR-RAWR-RAWR-RAWR-
RAWR-RAWR-RAWR-RAWR!
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AH, I'M EXHAUSTED!
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HEY, DAD, YOU REMEMBER
OUR TROOP LEADER, BURWICK.
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- YEAH, HEY, MAN, HOW ARE YOU?
- HEY.
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NATURE BOY, YOU KNOW
HOW TO SHUT UP A PARROT?
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YEAH, WHAT KIND?
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RAIN FOREST'S GOT
DOZENS OF VARIETIES.
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YOU GOT YOUR COCKATIELS,
YOUR INDIAN RINGNECKS,
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YOUR BUFF-FACED PYGMIES--
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OH, NO, NO, NO, SUDDENLY
THE PARROT ISN'T SO ANNOYING.
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I GOT TO TAKE A NAP.
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WHO'S READY TO TANGO
WITH MOTHER NATURE?
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WELL, THEY ASKED ME TO DO {\an8}
DANCING WITH THE STARS ONCE,
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IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN.
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I DO NOT KNOW
WHAT THAT IS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, I GOT A COOLER
HERE OF CELEBRATORY STEAKS,
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OKAY, FOR MY SON, JOE.
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I MEAN, IT'S NOT EVERY DAY
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HE GETS
HIS SURVIVAL MERIT BADGE.
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WHOA, WHOA, EASY, BRO.
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WE'RE GOING OFF THE GRID.
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THERE'S NO CELL PHONES,
NO BOTTLED WATER, NO STEAKS.
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DIDN'T YOU READ THE MANUAL?
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MIGHT HAVE SKIMMED IT.
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YEP, WE'RE JUST BRINGING
THE CLOTHES ON OUR BACKS
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SO WE KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO LIVE OFF THE LAND,
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BUILD OUR OWN SHELTER,
AND FORAGE OUR OWN FOOD.
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both: FORAGE?
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THAT'S HOW WE EARN
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OUR JUNIOR EXPLORER
SURVIVAL MERIT BADGES,
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AND CHICKS DIG THE BADGE.
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DO THEY REALLY, BURWICK?
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[upbeat light rock music]
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♪
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REMEMBER, BOYS, WATER IS LIFE.
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WHAT DO WE SAY
ABOUT HYDRATION?
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THREE "S"s?
ANYBODY?
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all: SIP, SAVE, AND SURVIVE.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
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[bees buzzing]
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THESE BEES
KEEP FOLLOWING ME.
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MUST BE THE THREE "H"s
OF GROOMING.
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ANYBODY?
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HOT HONEY HAIR TREATMENT.
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ATTABOY, SON.
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THAT'S ALL YOU NEED
TO SURVIVE
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IN THE JUNGLE CALLED HOLLYWOOD.
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THIS IS GONNA BE FUN BEING AWAY
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FROM THE COMFORTS OF HOME,
ROUGHING IT.
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WHERE'S THE MEN'S ROOM?
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LOOK AROUND, BRO.
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NATURE'S YOUR TOILET NOW.
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IF YOU NEED TO DROP A DEUCE,
YOU DO IT BEHIND A TREE.
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USE THESE LEAVES
AS TOILET PAPER
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JUST LIKE THE MANUAL SAYS.
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MAYBE I CAN JUST USE
THE MANUAL.
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[bees buzzing]
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THIS IS SO COOL.
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I'VE NEVER TAKEN
A NATURE POOP BEFORE.
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I HAVE...
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IF YOU COUNT
THE OFF-RAMP OF THE 405.
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WHAT?
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TOO MANY DODGER DOGS.
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[animal squeaking loudly]
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[bear growling]
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KEVIN, I CAN'T DO THIS.
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THIS IS MUCH WORSE
THAN A MOTEL.
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I'M HERE FOR YOU, DAVID, LITERALLY.
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WALK TO YOUR RIGHT.
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AND YOU'RE WALKING,
AND YOU'RE WALKING...
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WHAT IS THIS?
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IT'S THE BACKDROP
FROM OUR CAMPING EPISODE,
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{\an8}SEE DAD PITCH A TENT.
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MY TRAILER!
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KEVIN, THIS IS GENIUS.
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HEY, DAVID.
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OH.
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GUY, FROM PROPS ON OUR SHOW.
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HE'S HERE TO MAKE YOUR TIME
IN THE WOODS
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A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE.
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FOR STARTERS, I RIGGED
AN ELECTRONIC BUG ZAPPER
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THAT GOES AROUND
THE ENTIRE CAMPSITE, BOSS.
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[electrical buzzing]
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AAH!
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OKAY, DAVID, WE'RE GONNA
STAY OUT OF SIGHT,
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BUT REMEMBER, IF YOU NEED US,
YOU CAN USE THE SECRET SIGNAL.
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CAW-CAW!
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CAW-CAW!
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KEV--KEVIN, I'M JUST GONNA
THROW A ROCK, OKAY?
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- OKAY, YEAH, THAT'S COOL.
- ALL RIGHT.
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I LOVE MY NEW PIERCED EARS, EMILY.
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NOW I'M JUST LIKE YOU.
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NAH, YOU ROCK SPONGEBOB
PAJAMAS WAY BETTER THAN I DO.
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[giggles]
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I CAN'T WAIT
TO SHOW MOMMY.
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[doorknob rattling]
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COVER THEM UP.
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SURPRISE HER.
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HEY, GUYS.
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I'M SO SORRY
I HAD TO RUN TO WORK
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DURING OUR SHOPPING EXTRAVAGANZA,
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BUT I'M ALL YOURS.
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TRAIN'S BACK ON TRACK.
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NEXT STOP,
SACRA-NO-MEN-TO.
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MISS-SIS-IPPI.
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AH!
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I SEE YOU GOT
THOSE HOOPS YOU WANTED.
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YES, AND SPEAKING OF EARRINGS,
GUESS WHO--
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[gasps]
OH, MY GOSH! THAT'S IT.
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THAT'S THE NEXT STOP
ON OUR GIRLS' WEEKEND.
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LET'S GET JANIE'S EARS PIERCED.
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OH, JUST LIKE WE DID
WHEN YOU WERE HER AGE.
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REMEMBER THAT?
[sighs]
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THAT WAS SUCH A SPECIAL
MOTHER-DAUGHTER MOMENT.
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[chuckling]
YEAH.
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OKAY, I'M GONNA CALL KAT.
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REMEMBER SHE DID YOURS?
- OH, GREAT IDEA.
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GO CALL HER,
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AND THEN WE CAN HAVE DINNER
IN MALI-BOOBS.
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ALL RIGHT, JANIE,
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WE CANNOT TELL MOM
WE GOT YOUR EARS PIERCED.
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IT'LL BREAK HER HEART.
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[giggles]
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YOU SAID "BOOBS."
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FIRST STEP TOWARDS
EARNING YOUR BADGE IS FIRE.
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WITHOUT FIRE,
THERE'S NO FOOD.
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NO FOOD, YOU DIE.
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YOU DIE, NO BADGE,
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AND THAT IS
THE WORST FATE OF ALL.
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I BEG TO DIFFER THERE, BRO.
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DYING ON TELEVISION
IS A NIGHTMARE.
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NOTED.
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I'M GONNA GO GRAB
SOME KINDLING.
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EXPLORERS,
LET'S GET TO SPARKING, HUH?
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[sighs]
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[sighs]
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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YEAH, WHEN ARE WE GONNA
FIND OURSELVES IN THE WOODS
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NEEDING TO MAKE A FIRE?
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NOW.
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UH, YEAH, BOYS,
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WHY DON'T WE TRY A LITTLE
ACTING EXERCISE HERE, OKAY?
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THIS ALWAYS WORKS FOR ME.
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LET'S JUST--
I WANT YOU ALL
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TO CLOSE YOUR EYES--
THERE YOU GO.
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AND JUST TRY TO VISUALIZE
SOMETHING HOT.
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OKAY?
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YOU GOT IT?
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YOU PICTURING IT
IN YOUR HEAD?
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THERE WE GO.
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OKAY.
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WHOA, JOE!
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IT WORKED.
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WOW, NICE JOB.
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ALL RIGHT.
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NOW THAT JOE-BRO'S
GIVEN US FIRE,
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IT'S TIME TO START BUILDING
OUR SHELTERS FOR THE NIGHT.
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JOE, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
A LEAD ON THAT, AND DAVE,
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I THINK YOU SHOULD PROBABLY
BUILD YOUR OWN LEAN-TO
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UNLESS YOU GOT
A TRAILER HIDDEN OUT HERE.
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[laughs]
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[laughs]
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MAN, OUR LEAN-TO STINKS.
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THERE'S NO WAY BURWICK
IS GONNA THINK THIS THING
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IS BADGE WORTHY.
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GENTLEMEN, CAN I MAKE
A SUGGESTION HERE?
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YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK
YOU SHOULD DO?
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YOU SHOULD GO DOWN TO THE RIVER
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AND FIND
SOME NICE DECORATIVE ROCKS.
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DECORATIVE ROCKS?
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ABSOLUTELY.
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LET'S SPRUCE IT UP
A LITTLE BIT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
THE KEY TO SURVIVAL IS,
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RIGHT AFTER WATER?
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AMBIENCE.
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COME ON, GUYS.
COME ON.
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COME ON,
HOP TO IT.
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LET'S GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.
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ATTABOY.
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[whispers]
COME ON.
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[phone rings]
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[startles]
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HELLO?
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OH, HEY.
HEY, BABY, YES.
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I WAS TAKING A NAP
OVER AT DAVID'S.
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00:09:00,336 --> 00:09:04,086
YES, I CAN GET SOME DOG FOOD
FOR THE PARROT.
238
00:09:04,206 --> 00:09:07,386
YOU KNOW, I THINK THIS BIRD
IS TAKING IT TOO FAR.
239
00:09:07,510 --> 00:09:08,510
I'LL BE RIGHT HOME.
240
00:09:08,641 --> 00:09:09,591
OKAY.
241
00:09:15,033 --> 00:09:18,333
OR NOT.
242
00:09:18,468 --> 00:09:20,258
UH...
243
00:09:21,858 --> 00:09:23,418
WOW, YOU WERE RIGHT, DAD.
244
00:09:23,555 --> 00:09:26,645
THESE DECORATIVE ROCKS MAKE IT
LOOK COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
245
00:09:26,772 --> 00:09:28,552
THE POWER OF AMBIENCE.
246
00:09:28,685 --> 00:09:31,295
WHOA, KILLER LEAN-TO.
247
00:09:31,424 --> 00:09:34,434
YOU'RE REALLY GETTING
A KNACK FOR THIS, JOE-BRO.
248
00:09:34,555 --> 00:09:35,685
THIS IS AWESOME, DAD,
249
00:09:35,816 --> 00:09:37,466
AND IT ALL HAPPENED
BECAUSE YOU TAUGHT ME
250
00:09:37,598 --> 00:09:40,078
THAT IF I BELIEVE IN MYSELF,
ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE.
251
00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:43,348
SURE.
LET'S GO WITH THAT FOR NOW.
252
00:09:43,469 --> 00:09:44,639
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
253
00:09:44,772 --> 00:09:47,472
I MAY BE LOST, BUT LUCKY FOR ME,
I HAVE MY MAP APP.
254
00:09:47,599 --> 00:09:49,739
[chuckles]
255
00:09:49,859 --> 00:09:50,419
[electrical buzzing]
256
00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:51,606
[yelling]
257
00:09:53,990 --> 00:09:56,040
TO MY BEAUTIFUL, SWEET JANIE.
258
00:09:56,164 --> 00:09:59,294
HERE'S TO YOUR FIRST PIERCING
AND HOPEFULLY YOUR LAST.
259
00:09:59,425 --> 00:10:00,295
[knock at door]
260
00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:01,295
OH, I GOT IT.
261
00:10:04,817 --> 00:10:05,947
HI, KAT.
- HEY.
262
00:10:06,078 --> 00:10:07,038
DID YOU GET MY TEXT?
263
00:10:07,165 --> 00:10:09,205
DON'T WORRY,
I GOT YOUR BACK.
264
00:10:09,339 --> 00:10:12,739
I GOT MY GUNS A-BLAZING,
LADIES,
265
00:10:12,860 --> 00:10:16,340
SO LET'S DO THIS.
266
00:10:16,470 --> 00:10:19,040
JANIE, SWEETIE, ARE YOU READY?
OKAY?
267
00:10:19,165 --> 00:10:20,035
JANIE, TAKE OFF YOUR HAT.
268
00:10:20,165 --> 00:10:21,905
OH, SHE CAN LEAVE
HER HAT ON.
269
00:10:22,036 --> 00:10:23,566
THAT'S THE WAY THE KIDS
DO IT THESE DAYS.
270
00:10:23,687 --> 00:10:26,297
[both chuckle]
271
00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:27,726
UM, AMY?
- YEAH?
272
00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,691
DOLL, YOU'RE HOVERING.
273
00:10:29,818 --> 00:10:31,778
I'M AN ARTIST.
274
00:10:31,905 --> 00:10:34,345
OH, ALL RIGHT.
POINT TAKEN.
275
00:10:34,471 --> 00:10:36,731
YOU KNOW, THIS IS JUST
A REALLY BIG FIRST FOR ME,
276
00:10:36,861 --> 00:10:37,821
SO, UM, YEAH,
BACKING OFF, OKAY?
277
00:10:37,948 --> 00:10:39,518
ALL RIGHTY THEN. OKAY.
278
00:10:39,645 --> 00:10:41,165
DONE...
- YAY!
279
00:10:41,297 --> 00:10:44,217
WITH EAR ONE.
280
00:10:44,340 --> 00:10:47,730
YES, THERE WE GO.
281
00:10:47,862 --> 00:10:50,172
THEY'RE ALREADY PIERCED?
282
00:10:50,298 --> 00:10:51,688
IT'S A MIRACLE.
283
00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:52,479
IT WENT RIGHT THROUGH.
284
00:10:52,601 --> 00:10:55,641
HA!
285
00:10:55,775 --> 00:10:57,735
EMILY.
286
00:10:57,862 --> 00:10:59,782
I'M SORRY, MOM.
287
00:10:59,906 --> 00:11:04,036
WHEN YOU WERE AT WORK,
I GOT JANIE'S EARS PIERCED.
288
00:11:04,167 --> 00:11:05,647
OH.
289
00:11:05,776 --> 00:11:07,956
OH.
290
00:11:08,081 --> 00:11:10,081
OH, WELL, THAT'S TOTALLY FINE.
291
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,611
YOU GOT HER EARS PIERCED
WITHOUT ME.
292
00:11:12,733 --> 00:11:16,303
UM, I JUST NEED A SECOND
TO GET OVER IT.
293
00:11:16,429 --> 00:11:17,689
OKAY,
MAYBE MORE THAN A SECOND.
294
00:11:17,820 --> 00:11:19,080
[clears throat]
295
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,912
I'M SURE WE CAN COME UP
WITH ANOTHER FIRST.
296
00:11:21,038 --> 00:11:22,168
I DO TATTOOS.
297
00:11:22,299 --> 00:11:23,609
- YOU DO?
- MM-HMM.
298
00:11:23,734 --> 00:11:26,384
- OKAY, THANKS FOR COMING.
- OH, ALL RIGHTY THEN.
299
00:11:28,951 --> 00:11:33,741
HEY, DAD?
300
00:11:33,864 --> 00:11:35,864
DO YOU THINK THESE FISH
WILL FEED US ALL?
301
00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:38,305
UM, ABSOLUTELY, JOE.
302
00:11:38,429 --> 00:11:40,339
YOU KNOW WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU
GO BACK DOWN TO THE RIVER
303
00:11:40,474 --> 00:11:41,864
AND GET THE REST OF THE TROOP
WHILE I SCALE THEM?
304
00:11:41,995 --> 00:11:42,865
OKAY.
305
00:11:42,995 --> 00:11:44,695
ALL RIGHT.
306
00:11:44,821 --> 00:11:47,081
THERE YOU GO, BOYS.
307
00:11:47,213 --> 00:11:49,173
THEY LOOKED SO MUCH SMALLER
WHEN I REELED THEM IN.
308
00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:52,650
YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
ONCE YOU TAKE THE SKIN OFF THEM,
309
00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:54,258
THERE'S NOTHING TO STOP THEM
FROM PLUMPING UP.
310
00:12:02,214 --> 00:12:03,734
[sniffing]
311
00:12:03,865 --> 00:12:05,305
DO I SMELL COOKIES?
312
00:12:09,735 --> 00:12:12,125
[sniffing]
313
00:12:14,475 --> 00:12:15,645
[classical music playing]
314
00:12:15,779 --> 00:12:17,439
AND GUY WILL HAVE
YOUR ELECTRIC MASSAGE PAD
315
00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:21,652
POWERED UP IN A SECOND.
316
00:12:21,779 --> 00:12:22,959
SO THIS IS HOW
YOU'VE BEEN SURVIVING
317
00:12:23,084 --> 00:12:24,344
IN THE WILDERNESS?
318
00:12:24,475 --> 00:12:28,265
JOE, I'M NOT GOING
TO LIE TO YOU, SON, SO--
319
00:12:28,389 --> 00:12:30,909
[back massager vibrating]
320
00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,261
I JUST NEED A MINUTE
321
00:12:32,389 --> 00:12:34,349
TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT I WANT TO SAY.
322
00:12:38,606 --> 00:12:39,606
JOE, YOU WANTED
THIS MERIT BADGE
323
00:12:39,737 --> 00:12:42,387
SO BAD THAT, YEAH,
324
00:12:42,519 --> 00:12:45,999
I-I STARTED THE FIRE FOR YOU,
AND I BUILT A LEAN-TO,
325
00:12:46,129 --> 00:12:49,269
AND I PLUMPED UP
YOUR TINY, LITTLE, SKINNY FISH.
326
00:12:49,389 --> 00:12:53,259
YOU MEAN I DIDN'T DO
ANY OF THOSE THINGS?
327
00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:56,220
OH, I THOUGHT
YOU'D CONNECTED THE DOTS.
328
00:12:56,346 --> 00:12:58,046
JOE, I KNOW
YOU'RE REALLY UPSET,
329
00:12:58,172 --> 00:13:00,872
BUT THOSE COOKIES ARE FOR DAVID.
330
00:13:00,998 --> 00:13:03,428
IT'S OKAY, KEVIN.
331
00:13:12,173 --> 00:13:14,523
JOE, YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT
TO BE MAD AT ME.
332
00:13:14,651 --> 00:13:15,961
MAD?
333
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,266
THIS IS GENIUS.
334
00:13:18,391 --> 00:13:20,001
AT FIRST I WAS EXCITED
TO COME HERE,
335
00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:22,610
BUT CAMPING'S REALLY HARD.
336
00:13:22,739 --> 00:13:24,649
BUT IF WE KEEP KEVIN
AND YOUR CREW,
337
00:13:24,782 --> 00:13:27,442
I'M GUARANTEED TO GET MY BADGE.
338
00:13:27,565 --> 00:13:30,175
SO YOU WANT TO TAKE
THE EASY WAY OUT?
339
00:13:30,304 --> 00:13:31,224
DUH.
340
00:13:31,347 --> 00:13:34,827
JUST LIKE YOU, DAD.
341
00:13:34,956 --> 00:13:39,006
UH, JOE, YOU KNOW WHAT,
342
00:13:39,131 --> 00:13:40,171
I DON'T THINK
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA,
343
00:13:40,305 --> 00:13:41,485
AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
344
00:13:41,608 --> 00:13:44,308
BECAUSE YOU CAME UP HERE
NOT JUST TO GET A BADGE,
345
00:13:44,435 --> 00:13:48,655
YOU CAME UP HERE TO EARN
A BADGE, RIGHT?
346
00:13:48,783 --> 00:13:49,783
SO I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
347
00:13:49,914 --> 00:13:52,134
I'M GOING TO SEND KEVIN HOME
348
00:13:52,261 --> 00:13:54,481
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING,
OKAY?
349
00:13:54,609 --> 00:13:55,519
THEY'RE GONE.
350
00:13:55,653 --> 00:13:59,403
BUT TONIGHT WE VIBRATE.
351
00:13:59,522 --> 00:14:00,482
[neck massager vibrating]
352
00:14:00,609 --> 00:14:01,479
OH-OH.
353
00:14:01,609 --> 00:14:04,169
THANKS, DAD.
354
00:14:07,175 --> 00:14:09,395
GIRLS,
I THINK I'VE GOT IT!
355
00:14:09,523 --> 00:14:14,043
REMEMBER, WHATEVER IDEA
SHE HAS, ACT EXCITED.
356
00:14:14,175 --> 00:14:16,315
NOW I KNOW OUR PLANS
HAVEN'T GONE GREAT,
357
00:14:16,436 --> 00:14:19,266
BUT I HAVE AN IDEA
FOR ANOTHER FIRST.
358
00:14:19,393 --> 00:14:21,433
LET'S WATCH {\an8}
THE ROYAL MERMAID.
359
00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:23,227
WHAT A GREAT IDEA.
360
00:14:23,350 --> 00:14:25,130
EVEN THOUGH IT'S ANIMATED,
IT'S GOT SOME SCARY PARTS,
361
00:14:25,263 --> 00:14:26,573
SO I DIDN'T WANT
TO SHOW IT TO YOU
362
00:14:26,697 --> 00:14:28,347
UNTIL YOU WERE READY,
BUT YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.
363
00:14:28,481 --> 00:14:29,881
[squeals]
I'LL MAKE SOME POPCORN.
364
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:32,782
I KNOW I'M GONNA LOVE IT...
365
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:35,875
'CAUSE I'VE SEEN IT 26 TIMES.
366
00:14:37,785 --> 00:14:39,525
ALL RIGHT, EXPLORERS,
367
00:14:39,655 --> 00:14:42,785
TODAY IS THE CULMINATION
OF ALL YOU HAVE LEARNED.
368
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:45,616
THERE IS ONLY ONE THING
STANDING BETWEEN YOU
369
00:14:45,742 --> 00:14:47,052
AND YOUR SURVIVAL MERIT BADGE,
370
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,137
AND THAT IS A 12-MILE HIKE
371
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:51,264
WITH NOTHING BUT WATER
AND KNOW-HOW.
372
00:14:51,395 --> 00:14:52,915
OH, LORD.
373
00:14:53,047 --> 00:14:55,007
NOW, I, ON THE OTHER HAND.
374
00:14:55,134 --> 00:14:56,834
WILL HAVE TO STAY BACK
AT BASE CAMP
375
00:14:56,959 --> 00:15:01,359
TENDING TO YOUNG SAM HERE
WHO CLAIMS TO HAVE A "RASH."
376
00:15:01,482 --> 00:15:04,832
FRANKLY, I DON'T SEE IT.
377
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,310
THIS EXPEDITION'S
GONNA BE LED BY JOE HOBBS,
378
00:15:07,438 --> 00:15:11,048
WHO CLEARLY UNDERSTANDS
THE MEANING OF SURVIVAL.
379
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,968
I'M HANDING YOU
THE COMPASS.
380
00:15:13,091 --> 00:15:16,351
WE'LL SEE YOU
BEFORE SUNDOWN.
381
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,663
COME ON, SAM.
382
00:15:18,786 --> 00:15:19,746
DAD, WE CAN'T DO THIS.
383
00:15:19,873 --> 00:15:20,743
SAY SOMETHING.
384
00:15:20,873 --> 00:15:21,743
WHAT?
385
00:15:21,873 --> 00:15:23,653
YOU'LL BE FINE, JOE.
386
00:15:23,787 --> 00:15:25,057
DAD, BURWICK SAID
NOT TO EAT BERRIES
387
00:15:25,178 --> 00:15:26,918
YOU CAN'T IDENTIFY.
388
00:15:27,048 --> 00:15:28,658
I'VE BEEN EATING THEM
ALL MORNING.
389
00:15:28,787 --> 00:15:30,617
THEY'RE BERRY GOOD.
390
00:15:30,744 --> 00:15:32,524
YEAH, BUT SOME BERRIES
CAN MAKE YOUR MIND PLAY TRICKS.
391
00:15:32,657 --> 00:15:34,317
- WELL--
- THAT'S WHAT THE MANUAL SAID.
392
00:15:34,439 --> 00:15:36,699
NOT THE PART
I SKIMMED, FITZY.
393
00:15:36,831 --> 00:15:38,961
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, COME ON.
LET'S START HOOFING IT.
394
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:48,830
YEAH.
395
00:15:48,962 --> 00:15:49,832
[giggles]
396
00:15:49,962 --> 00:15:51,182
HEE-HEE.
397
00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:53,180
YEE-HAW!
WHOO!
398
00:15:53,310 --> 00:15:54,270
COME ON, GUYS.
399
00:15:54,397 --> 00:15:55,187
COMING THROUGH.
400
00:15:57,137 --> 00:15:59,147
[snorting like a horse]
401
00:16:01,832 --> 00:16:02,842
DAD, WE'RE LOST.
402
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,392
WHAT DOES THE COMPASS SAY?
403
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:06,448
LET'S HAVE A LOOK-SEE.
404
00:16:06,572 --> 00:16:07,442
SAVE YOURSELF.
405
00:16:07,572 --> 00:16:10,402
LEAVE THE BOYS.
406
00:16:10,528 --> 00:16:11,398
NOTHING.
407
00:16:11,528 --> 00:16:12,878
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
408
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:15,136
- DAD, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- NOWHERE.
409
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:17,707
MR. HOBBS, WE'VE BEEN GOING
IN CIRCLES FOR TWO HOURS.
410
00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:21,183
YEAH, THIS IS THE THIRD TIME
WE'VE PASSED THIS STUPID ROCK.
411
00:16:21,312 --> 00:16:24,582
HEY, I HAPPEN TO LIKE
THIS ROCK, ELLIOT,
412
00:16:24,702 --> 00:16:26,522
AND HE'S NOT STUPID.
413
00:16:26,659 --> 00:16:28,439
WHAT?
414
00:16:28,573 --> 00:16:29,963
DON'T LISTEN TO THEM, ROCKY.
415
00:16:30,094 --> 00:16:31,094
THANK YOU, DAVID.
416
00:16:31,225 --> 00:16:34,655
BY THE WAY,
YOUR HAIR LOOKS FABULOUS.
417
00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:37,880
OH, YOU ROCK, ROCK.
418
00:16:38,008 --> 00:16:40,018
JOE,
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR DAD?
419
00:16:40,138 --> 00:16:41,358
THINK HE ATE
TOO MANY BERRIES.
420
00:16:41,486 --> 00:16:43,706
I'M FINE, JOE.
421
00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:45,704
[scoffs]
KIDS.
422
00:16:47,703 --> 00:16:49,353
MM, WHAT A GREAT FIRST.
423
00:16:49,487 --> 00:16:51,667
OH, I CAN STILL PICTURE
YOU AND ME WATCHING IT, EM,
424
00:16:51,790 --> 00:16:53,620
LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.
425
00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:55,397
IT WAS YESTERDAY.
426
00:16:55,530 --> 00:16:57,540
[coughs]
427
00:16:57,661 --> 00:16:59,881
♪ I HAVE A CROWN
428
00:17:00,008 --> 00:17:02,308
♪ I HAVE A TAIL
429
00:17:02,443 --> 00:17:07,063
♪ MY LIFE IS LIKE
A FAIRY TALE ♪
430
00:17:07,183 --> 00:17:10,963
♪ I'M JUST A GIRL
WHO'S FROM THE SEA ♪
431
00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:15,196
♪ A NORMAL GIRL WHO'S ROYALTY
432
00:17:17,227 --> 00:17:20,707
OOPS.
433
00:17:20,836 --> 00:17:23,276
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT SONG?
434
00:17:23,401 --> 00:17:27,141
BECAUSE SHE'S A LITTLE GENIUS
IS HOW.
435
00:17:27,270 --> 00:17:28,970
[chuckles]
436
00:17:29,097 --> 00:17:31,577
THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME
YOU'VE SEEN {\an8}THE ROYAL MERMAID,
437
00:17:31,705 --> 00:17:33,625
IS IT, JANIE?
438
00:17:33,749 --> 00:17:37,009
WELL, IT'S THE FIRST TIME
I'VE SEEN IT WITH YOU, MOMMY.
439
00:17:37,141 --> 00:17:38,361
AW.
440
00:17:38,489 --> 00:17:39,839
I'M SORRY.
441
00:17:39,966 --> 00:17:41,406
I WATCHED IT WITH HER.
442
00:17:41,532 --> 00:17:43,012
WOW.
443
00:17:43,141 --> 00:17:44,661
IT'S JUST
SINCE YOU'VE BEEN BACK AT WORK,
444
00:17:44,793 --> 00:17:46,673
I'VE HAD SO MUCH FUN
DOING THINGS WITH JANIE
445
00:17:46,793 --> 00:17:48,793
THAT YOU USED TO DO WITH ME.
446
00:17:48,924 --> 00:17:50,054
I'M REALLY SORRY.
447
00:17:50,184 --> 00:17:51,184
OH, DON'T BE.
448
00:17:51,315 --> 00:17:54,585
YOU'RE A GREAT BIG SIS.
449
00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:57,266
♪ I SWAM ACROSS
THE GREAT BIG SEA ♪
450
00:17:57,402 --> 00:17:59,572
OH, THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART
OF THE MOVIE.
451
00:17:59,706 --> 00:18:01,096
DOESN'T MOMMY SOUND GOOD?
452
00:18:01,229 --> 00:18:02,879
MOMMY HAD TO TAKE
SINGING LESSONS FOR THIS.
453
00:18:03,011 --> 00:18:06,231
OOH, LOTS AND LOTS
OF SINGING LESSONS.
454
00:18:06,359 --> 00:18:08,879
WAIT.
455
00:18:09,011 --> 00:18:10,401
THAT'S YOU SINGING?
456
00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:11,403
YEAH.
457
00:18:11,533 --> 00:18:12,443
YEAH.
458
00:18:12,577 --> 00:18:13,887
YOU DIDN'T TELL HER
IT WAS ME?
459
00:18:14,012 --> 00:18:15,972
I THOUGHT SHE KNEW.
460
00:18:16,099 --> 00:18:18,149
YOU'RE THE BEAUTIFUL MERMAID,
MOMMY?
461
00:18:18,273 --> 00:18:19,963
THIS IS SO COOL.
462
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,629
I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL
MY FRIENDS THAT WE'RE ROYALTY.
463
00:18:22,751 --> 00:18:25,061
[laughs]
464
00:18:25,186 --> 00:18:27,006
I THINK YOU JUST SHARED
A NEW FIRST.
465
00:18:27,143 --> 00:18:30,843
I THINK I DID, YES.
466
00:18:30,968 --> 00:18:33,368
♪ I HAVE A CROWN
467
00:18:33,491 --> 00:18:35,621
♪ I HAVE A TAIL
468
00:18:35,752 --> 00:18:40,062
all: ♪ MY LIFE IS LIKE
A FAIRY TALE ♪
469
00:18:42,969 --> 00:18:44,529
OKAY, ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS
ONE MORE TIME.
470
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:46,015
YOU READY?
ONE, TWO, THREE, SHOOT.
471
00:18:46,144 --> 00:18:47,014
[sighs]
472
00:18:47,144 --> 00:18:48,974
I WIN AGAIN.
473
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:50,930
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE IN MY HEAD.
474
00:18:51,057 --> 00:18:54,587
DAD, STOP CHOOSING SCISSORS.
475
00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:56,489
ALL RIGHT, I'M READY.
ONE--
476
00:18:56,622 --> 00:18:58,412
THERE YOU ARE.
477
00:18:58,535 --> 00:19:01,275
I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE
FOR YOU, DAVID.
478
00:19:01,405 --> 00:19:02,575
WOODLAND CREATURE!
479
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:05,279
WOODLAND CREATURE!
480
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:07,755
DAVID.
481
00:19:07,883 --> 00:19:09,063
HE EVEN KNOWS MY NAME.
482
00:19:09,188 --> 00:19:10,058
GO FOR THE EYES.
483
00:19:10,188 --> 00:19:11,448
GO FOR THE EYES!
484
00:19:11,579 --> 00:19:12,449
THE EYES.
485
00:19:12,579 --> 00:19:13,449
CAN'T SEE.
486
00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:15,360
CAN'T SEE.
487
00:19:15,493 --> 00:19:17,013
[growling]
HUNGRY!
488
00:19:17,145 --> 00:19:18,195
WHAT'S THAT?
489
00:19:18,319 --> 00:19:20,409
[growling]
OH, I'M HUNGRY!
490
00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:21,536
HUNGRY!
491
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:23,797
OH, OW, OW!
492
00:19:23,928 --> 00:19:27,278
[groaning]
493
00:19:27,406 --> 00:19:28,356
IT'S BIGFOOT!
494
00:19:28,493 --> 00:19:31,843
[roars]
495
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,371
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.
496
00:19:33,493 --> 00:19:35,933
SASQUATCH AND ME
ARE BOTH CELEBRITIES.
497
00:19:36,059 --> 00:19:37,799
NO, SAVE YOURSELF, DAVID.
498
00:19:37,928 --> 00:19:39,058
I GOT THIS.
499
00:19:39,189 --> 00:19:41,409
[yells]
500
00:19:41,537 --> 00:19:43,367
JOE, WHERE'S YOUR DAD GOING?
501
00:19:43,494 --> 00:19:46,064
DON'T WORRY,
HE'LL END UP BACK AT THE ROCK.
502
00:19:49,016 --> 00:19:50,796
SO ONCE I CONVINCED DAD
503
00:19:50,929 --> 00:19:53,019
THAT KEVIN WASN'T
A WOODLAND CREATURE...
504
00:19:53,147 --> 00:19:56,017
AND I WASN'T BIGFOOT.
505
00:19:56,147 --> 00:19:57,757
I REMEMBERED
WHAT YOU TAUGHT ME.
506
00:19:57,885 --> 00:20:00,455
I FOUND SOME RIVER ROCKS,
FOLLOWED THEM DOWN TO THE WATER,
507
00:20:00,582 --> 00:20:02,192
FOLLOWED THE CURRENT DOWNSTREAM,
508
00:20:02,321 --> 00:20:04,331
AND HERE WE ARE,
BACK AT OUR CAMPSITE.
509
00:20:04,451 --> 00:20:06,101
WELL, CONGRATULATIONS,
LITTLE BRO.
510
00:20:06,234 --> 00:20:08,154
YOU REALLY STEPPED UP
WHEN IT MATTERED
511
00:20:08,277 --> 00:20:09,667
AND EARNED YOUR MERIT BADGE.
512
00:20:09,799 --> 00:20:10,359
ALL OF YOU DID.
513
00:20:10,495 --> 00:20:11,665
YEAH.
514
00:20:11,799 --> 00:20:13,369
AND, DAVID,
515
00:20:13,495 --> 00:20:16,325
I THINK THIS IS THE BEGINNING
OF A LIFELONG FRIENDSHIP.
516
00:20:16,451 --> 00:20:18,711
YEAH, I DON'T SEE IT.
517
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,843
JOE, I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU.
518
00:20:21,973 --> 00:20:23,193
I AM.
- THANKS, DAD.
519
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:24,282
BUT I DON'T BELIEVE
FOR A SECOND
520
00:20:24,409 --> 00:20:25,719
THAT I WAS TALKING TO A ROCK.
521
00:20:25,843 --> 00:20:27,273
ELLIOT?
522
00:20:31,452 --> 00:20:32,322
OH, WOW.
523
00:20:32,452 --> 00:20:33,632
[chuckles]
524
00:20:33,682 --> 00:20:38,232
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