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DADDY, THAT WAS THE BELL TOWER
FOR PRINCESS BELLA'S CASTLE.
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HER CASTLE IS STARTING
TO TAKE OVER MY CASTLE.
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THE GIANT ALMOST BROKE
HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS.
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YOU SAID "HIGHNESS."
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ALL RIGHT, LISTEN,
YOUR MOM'S COMING HOME SOON.
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EVERYBODY, I NEED YOU
TO CLEAN UP, OKAY?
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- DAD.
- YES?
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YOU'RE NEVER
GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
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THE PURSE EXCHANGE
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IS GONNA TAKE BACK MY BROWN BAG
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FOR TWO NEW BAGS!
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OH, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH
THAT MEANS TO ME, EMILY.
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OH, THERE IT IS.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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LOOK--WHAT IS ALL THAT?
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HOW DOES ONE FAMILY COLLECT
SO MUCH CRA--JUNK?
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COME ON,
EVERYBODY GRAB SOMETHING
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AND LET'S TAKE IT
IN THE BACK ROOM, PLEASE.
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HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
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GUYS, THIS WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE MY MEMORABILIA ROOM
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CELEBRATING ME.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THAT'S IT.
WE'RE DOWNSIZING.
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THERE'S PRINCESS BELLA'S
CONVERTIBLE.
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JANIE, NO!
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DADDY, IT'S DARK IN HERE!
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JANIE, JUST--
JUST FOLLOW OUR VOICES.
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COME ON.
all: JANIE!
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- JANIE, OVER HERE.
- COME ON.
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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I SEE YOU'VE ALL MADE
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YOUR KEEP, TOSS,
AND MAYBE PILES.
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VERY GOOD, SO LET'S REVIEW
THE RULES AGAIN, SHALL WE?
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IF YOU HAVEN'T
LOOKED AT IT, TOUCHED IT,
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OR USED IT IN A YEAR, IT GOES.
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IF YOU USED IT AND YOU DIDN'T
ENJOY IT, IT'S HISTORY.
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AND IF IT'S IN YOUR MAYBE PILE,
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THAT MEANS
YOU DIDN'T LOVE IT ENOUGH
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TO PUT IT IN YOUR KEEP PILE,
SO SAYONARA.
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COME ON, YOU GUYS.
YOUR FATHER'S RIGHT.
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WE'VE ACCUMULATED
WAY TOO MUCH STUFF HERE.
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JANIE, WHAT IS
YOUR BROWN BEAR READING BOOK
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DOING IN YOUR KEEP PILE?
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IT'S THE FIRST BOOK
I LEARNED TO READ.
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- CAN YOU READ NOW?
- YEAH.
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WELL, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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OH, JOE, LOOK WHO THINKS
HE'S KEEPING HIS MAGIC SET.
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DAD, I KNOW I GOT
THAT WHEN I WAS TEN,
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BUT YOU JUST CAN'T
LEARN MAGIC OVERNIGHT.
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YEAH, YOU CAN, JOE.
WATCH THIS.
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AND ABRACADABRA!
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I JUST MADE IT DISAPPEAR.
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OH, NO, NO, NO.
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EMILY, EMILY, EMILY.
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- DAD!
- GONE.
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AMY, I MUST TELL YOU
THAT I'M VERY IMPRESSED
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WITH YOUR TOSS PILE.
I REALLY AM.
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THANK YOU, DAVID.
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BY FOLLOWING YOUR SIMPLE STEPS
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I WAS ABLE TO DE-CLUTTER MY LIFE
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AND IT FEELS VERY LIBERATING.
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I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU, AMY,
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BUT I THINK YOU FORGOT
ABOUT THESE.
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WHAT?
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NO.
NO!
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NOT MY {\an8}CELEBRITY MANGIA
COOKING MAGAZINES!
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YOU'VE HAD YOUR CHANCE, HONEY.
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I'M SORRY.
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LOOK, I DON'T THINK
ANYBODY'S REALLY INTERESTED
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IN HAVING A RICHARD DAWSON
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{\an8}FAMILY FEUD FAJITA RECIPE
FROM 1995.
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AND THE SURVEY SAYS: GONE!
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HEY, COME ON, EVERYBODY,
LET'S PACK IT ALL UP
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AND TAKE IT DOWN TO THE DUMP.
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WE CAN'T JUST THROW IT OUT.
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AT LEAST LET US
HAVE A GARAGE SALE.
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OH, COME ON, EMILY,
I HATE GARAGE SALES.
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CAN WE AT LEAST
DONATE IT TO CHARITY?
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WHATEVER YOU WANNA
DO WITH IT IS FINE.
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AS LONG AS IT'S
OUT OF THIS HOUSE.
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NOW, COME ON, THERE'S
SOME EMPTY BOXES IN THE GARAGE.
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GO. GO.
THANK YOU, JOE.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- [chuckles]
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OOH, NICE TRY, AMY.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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[frustrated grunt]
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HEY, DAVID.
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UM, SO I WAS THINKING, NOW THAT
WE'RE FINALLY GETTING TO DO
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YOUR MEMORABILIA ROOM,
WHICH EVEN AS I SAY THE WORDS
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MY HEART SKIPS A BEAT--
UM, I JUST WANTED TO RUN
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A COUPLE OF ROUGH IDEAS BY YOU.
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OKAY.
GO AHEAD.
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OKAY, SO I'M KINDA
OF THINKING OF THIS
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AS ONE BIG FUN-YOU-TAINMENT
CENTER.
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RIGHT, IT'S--IT'S FUN,
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IT'S ABOUT YOU,
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AND IT'S ENTERTAINMENT.
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TELL ME MORE, PLEASE.
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OKAY, OKAY,
SO YOU WALK RIGHT IN
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AND IMMEDIATELY
YOU'RE GREETED BY...YOU.
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- THAT'S ME?
- YEAH.
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IT'S ANIMATRONIC YOU.
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WOW.
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WOW, THAT IS
ONE HANDSOME ROBOT.
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I MEAN, AND THE HAIR,
IT LOOKS SO REAL.
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YEAH, IT'S ACTUALLY YOUR HAIR.
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YOUR HAIRDRESSER'S BEEN SELLING
IT ON EBAY FOR YEARS.
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CAN YOU BLAME COCO?
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I MEAN, COME ON, LOOK AT THIS.
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BALANCE, BODY, AND SHEEN?
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NOW I SEE
WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE SEES.
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JOE, WE'VE BEEN BOYFRIEND
AND GIRLFRIEND FOR TWO MONTHS.
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YOU NEVER TOLD ME
YOU PLAY DRUMS.
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THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS
YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME, BABE.
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I BANGED THE SKINS
BACK IN THE DAY.
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YOU KNOW, FOURTH GRADE.
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COOL.
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DRUM SOMETHING.
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[poor drumming]
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OH, I SEE
WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE.
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CAN I TRY?
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SURE, GO AHEAD.
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BUT IT'S NOT AS EASY
AS I MAKE IT LOOK.
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[good drumming]
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WOW, THAT'S FUNNY.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
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YEAH.
FUNNY.
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YEAH.
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[chord plays]
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[lower chord plays]
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[notes muted abruptly]
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ONE WORD ABOUT THIS
AND DAD FINDS OUT
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WHERE YOU'RE STASHING PRINCESS
BELLA'S OLD TIARAS, OKAY?
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YOU WOULDN'T.
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YOU WANNA ROLL THE DICE
ON THAT, LITTLE ONE?
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OKAY, DAVID.
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READY?
CLASSIC {\an8}SEE DAD RUN SCENES
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ON A CONTINUOUS LOOP
IN SURROUND SOUND.
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- BUSTED, DAD!
- [laughs]
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WELL, KYLE, I GUESS YOU CAN'T
BAKE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO.
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[laughs]
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[both laugh]
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OH, MAN, THAT--THAT
IS VERY IMPRESSIVE, KEVIN.
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OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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DAVID, THIS BOX IS FILLED
WITH GIFTS THAT I GAVE YOU.
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ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
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UH, IT'S LABELED
"DUMB GIFTS FROM MARCUS."
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I APOLOGIZE, MARCUS.
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YOU WEREN'T
SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT.
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JUST MAKE SURE IT GETS ON
THE TRUCK, THOUGH, OKAY?
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I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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WHAT MAN DOES NOT APPRECIATE
A NOSE HAIR TRIMMER?
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WAIT A MINUTE--A TRAVEL PILLOW?
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A SINGING FISH?
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SEE, THE JOKE IS THE FISH SINGS.
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YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT 'CAUSE
YOU NEVER TOOK IT OUT THE BOX.
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OOH, A MAGIC KIT.
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OH, DON'T BOTHER.
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I'VE HAD IT FOR TWO YEARS
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AND I STILL CAN'T DO ANYTHING.
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I EVEN LOST THE TRICK FLOWERS.
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WHAT'S THIS BEHIND YOUR EAR?
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AW, JOE, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
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OOH, IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND
COMING OVER?
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YEAH.
THOUGHT I'D IMPRESS HER
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BY WHIPPING UP SOME OF
MY FAMOUS CHOCO-CHEESY-FLOATS.
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[whipped cream sprays]
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CLASSY.
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GUYS.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK, HUH?
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I THINK
IT'S 86 DEGREES OUT, DAD.
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OH, NO,
HE'S TURNING INTO GRANDPA.
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NO, NOT YET.
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I'M STILL WEARING PANTS.
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NO, LISTEN.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
THE BEAUTY OF THIS IS?
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THE REASON I'M WEARING IT
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IS SO I CAN TAKE IT OFF,
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I CAN PUT IT ON A HANGAR,
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AND HANG IT UP IN
OUR CLUTTER-FREE CLOSET.
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ISN'T THAT EXCITING?
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- HEY, GUYS.
- HEY.
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MR. HOBBS.
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JOE, I THOUGHT
WE MIGHT WANT A SNACK,
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SO AFTER I PLAYED
18 HOLES WITH MY DAD
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AND DID A LITTLE ICE SCULPTING,
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I BAKED US SOME TREATS.
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THERE'S ONE FOR EVERYONE.
- NICE.
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- [chuckles]
- LOVE YOUR CUPCAKES.
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DON'T YOU WANT ONE, JOE?
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UH, NO, THANKS.
I'M GOOD WITH MY FLOAT.
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[gags]
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DAVID, I'M--I'M SO SORRY
I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS,
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BUT ALL YOUR MEMORABILIA
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FROM SEASONS FOUR THROUGH SEVEN
IS GONE.
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[gasps]
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WHAT?
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I MUST HAVE PUT THE STUFF
BY THE CHARITY BOXES
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AND THEY TOOK IT BY ACCIDENT.
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I'M SO SORRY.
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LISTEN TO ME CAREFULLY.
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I AM HANGING ON BY A THREAD
RIGHT NOW, KEVIN.
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I NEED YOU TO CALL THEM.
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TELL THEM TO HOLD ON
TO THE BOXES.
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WE ARE COMING
DOWN THERE TO GET THEM.
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
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SAY YOU UNDERSTAND ME.
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YES, I TRIED THAT
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AND THEY SAID SOMEBODY CAME
AND BOUGHT EVERYTHING.
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I-IT'S ALL GONE.
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A COLLECTOR
WAS PROBABLY TIPPED OFF
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THAT MY STUFF
WAS BEING DONATED.
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HOW?
NOBODY KNEW.
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I TWEETED IT!
[gasps]
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WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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I TWEETED HOW GOOD IT FELT
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FOR THE HOBBS FAMILY TO BE
DONATING STUFF TO CHARITY.
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DAD, I'M SO SORRY.
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[sighs]
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FOUR YEARS.
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FOUR YEARS OF THE SHOW.
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GONE.
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- MR. HOBBS?
- YES.
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I'VE BEEN TOLD I HAVE
SOME PSYCHIC ABILITIES.
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IF WE COULD ALL GATHER AROUND
AND HOLD HANDS,
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I MAY BE ABLE TO GET A VISION
OF WHERE YOUR THINGS ARE.
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OH, COME ON!
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I THINK IT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.
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IF YOU JUST SORT OF
FOCUS ON THE EDGES,
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YOU DON'T REALLY NOTICE
THE GAPING HOLE
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WHERE SEASONS
FOUR THROUGH SEVEN SHOULD BE.
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AM I RIGHT?
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00:11:00,668 --> 00:11:03,238
YOU KNOW, YOUR FATHER USED TO
STAND AROUND TALKING TO HIMSELF.
236
00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:04,810
UH, YES,
BUT LIKE I TOLD THE KIDS,
237
00:11:04,967 --> 00:11:07,337
I'M STILL WEARING PANTS.
238
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,400
OH, IT'S JUST A MATTER
OF TIME, HONEY.
239
00:11:10,566 --> 00:11:11,866
SWEETIE, YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.
240
00:11:12,032 --> 00:11:13,962
IT'S JUST STUFF.
241
00:11:14,066 --> 00:11:15,806
AND ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,
242
00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:18,036
NOW YOU HAVE TWO HEADS
OF HAIR TO ADMIRE.
243
00:11:18,198 --> 00:11:19,498
- THAT'S TRUE.
- MM-HMM.
244
00:11:19,664 --> 00:11:22,964
THAT IS TRUE.
245
00:11:23,064 --> 00:11:25,364
- I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE.
- OKAY.
246
00:11:25,530 --> 00:11:28,100
THIS ONE HAIR
JUST KEEPS POPPING OUT.
247
00:11:28,263 --> 00:11:29,523
I'M GONNA CALL COCO FOR YOU.
248
00:11:29,696 --> 00:11:33,666
YO, DAVID!
249
00:11:33,828 --> 00:11:34,758
[laughs]
250
00:11:34,963 --> 00:11:36,733
[music playing]
251
00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:39,192
OH, MAN--YOU'RE TELLING ME
THIS ISN'T FUNNY?
252
00:11:39,361 --> 00:11:41,631
IT'S A FISH THAT SINGS.
253
00:11:41,794 --> 00:11:44,104
THAT'S--THAT'S WHY
THEY CALL IT "THE SINGING FISH."
254
00:11:44,261 --> 00:11:46,401
[belly laughs]
255
00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:47,600
BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT
'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T
256
00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,720
TAKE IT OUT THE BOX.
257
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:54,300
[phone rings]
258
00:11:54,459 --> 00:11:55,859
HELLO?
259
00:11:56,025 --> 00:11:57,225
OH, HEY, AMANDA.
260
00:11:57,391 --> 00:11:59,061
HOW YOU DOING?
261
00:11:59,224 --> 00:12:00,994
YEAH, HOLD ON A SEC, I'LL
GET--JOE.
262
00:12:01,158 --> 00:12:02,758
JOE, IT'S AMANDA.
YEAH, HE'S RIGHT HERE.
263
00:12:02,958 --> 00:12:03,958
HE'S--HE'S NOT
RIGHT HERE, AMANDA.
264
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:05,254
I WAS--I WAS MISTAKEN.
265
00:12:05,423 --> 00:12:06,253
NO, HE--NO, IT WAS A LAMP.
266
00:12:06,423 --> 00:12:08,593
I JUST--
267
00:12:08,756 --> 00:12:10,416
YOU KNOW, HE'S GONNA HAVE TO
CALL YOU RIGHT BACK.
268
00:12:10,589 --> 00:12:12,129
IS THAT OKAY?
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
269
00:12:12,289 --> 00:12:14,229
DOESN'T SUSPECT A THING.
270
00:12:14,389 --> 00:12:15,989
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
271
00:12:16,156 --> 00:12:17,096
WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH YOU AND HER?
272
00:12:17,255 --> 00:12:18,415
I DON'T KNOW.
273
00:12:18,588 --> 00:12:19,788
IT'S JUST AMANDA'S SO MUCH
274
00:12:19,955 --> 00:12:20,955
BETTER THAN ME AT EVERYTHING.
275
00:12:21,121 --> 00:12:22,321
IT'S EMBARRASSING.
276
00:12:22,487 --> 00:12:24,957
JOE, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE.
277
00:12:25,054 --> 00:12:26,254
I'LL LET YOU IN
ON A LITTLE SECRET.
278
00:12:26,420 --> 00:12:28,060
YOUR MOTHER IS BETTER THAN ME
279
00:12:28,219 --> 00:12:29,219
AT ONE THING, RIGHT--
- SCRABBLE?
280
00:12:29,386 --> 00:12:31,086
UH, TWO THINGS.
281
00:12:31,253 --> 00:12:33,283
SO ANYWAY, THE POINT IS--
- AND BOWLING.
282
00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:34,752
WELL, YEAH, MY FINGERS GET
CLAUSTROPHOBIC IN THOSE LITTLE--
283
00:12:34,953 --> 00:12:35,993
STOP GUESSING, JOE.
284
00:12:36,152 --> 00:12:37,862
IT'S TENNIS.
285
00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:39,788
AND WHAT HAPPENS
IS WHEN YOUR MOM WINS,
286
00:12:39,952 --> 00:12:41,252
SHE DOES THIS LITTLE VICTORY
DANCE, RIGHT?
287
00:12:41,417 --> 00:12:43,177
AND IT CRACKS ME UP.
288
00:12:43,351 --> 00:12:45,521
SO WHEN YOU'RE WITH AMANDA,
WIN OR LOSE--
289
00:12:45,683 --> 00:12:47,613
LOSE.
290
00:12:47,783 --> 00:12:50,953
YOU HAVE TO--YOU HAVE
TO MAKE IT ENJOYABLE FOR YOU.
291
00:12:51,050 --> 00:12:53,450
RIGHT, FIND SOMETHING
FUN IN IT, OKAY?
292
00:12:53,615 --> 00:12:55,615
OKAY, I THINK I CAN DO THAT.
293
00:12:55,781 --> 00:12:56,581
- GOOD.
- THANKS, DAD.
294
00:12:56,748 --> 00:12:58,688
OKAY.
295
00:12:58,848 --> 00:13:00,078
- DAD!
- YEAH.
296
00:13:00,248 --> 00:13:01,718
WE GOT THE GUY WHO BOUGHT
297
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,678
YOUR MEMORABILIA.
- YEAH?
298
00:13:03,847 --> 00:13:05,047
YEAH, WE WENT BACK
TO THE CHARITY DROP OFF.
299
00:13:05,213 --> 00:13:06,413
THEY WOULDN'T GIVE US HIS NAME,
300
00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:08,280
BUT THEY DID TELL US HE CLAIMED
301
00:13:08,447 --> 00:13:10,147
TO BE {\an8}SEE DAD RUN'S
NUMBER ONE FAN.
302
00:13:10,312 --> 00:13:12,282
NOW, FOR A MINUTE
I THOUGHT IT WAS ME
303
00:13:12,446 --> 00:13:14,946
AND I WAS READY TO CONFESS,
BUT THEN A BELL WENT OFF.
304
00:13:15,112 --> 00:13:18,012
IT TOOK HIM A MINUTE
TO REALIZE IT WAS HIS PHONE.
305
00:13:18,178 --> 00:13:21,318
AND IT WAS {\an8}SEE DAD RUN'S
NUMBER TWO FAN
306
00:13:21,477 --> 00:13:24,947
TEXTING ME TO BRAG
ABOUT GETTING HIS BIG SCORE.
307
00:13:25,077 --> 00:13:26,207
YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
WHO IS HE?
308
00:13:26,377 --> 00:13:28,247
HIS NAME'S CALVIN RIGGINS
309
00:13:28,409 --> 00:13:30,009
AND I KICKED HIM OUT
OF THE FAN CLUB
310
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:31,376
FOR BREAKING
THE CIRCLE OF TRUST.
311
00:13:31,543 --> 00:13:32,713
DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE LIVES?
312
00:13:32,943 --> 00:13:35,313
OH, I KNOW WHERE HE LIVES.
313
00:13:35,475 --> 00:13:37,705
CAN YOU TAKE ME THERE?
314
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,942
OH, I CAN TAKE YOU THERE.
315
00:13:41,075 --> 00:13:43,545
CAN WE GO NOW?
316
00:13:43,706 --> 00:13:47,206
- OH, WE CAN GO NOW--
- OH, COME ON.
317
00:13:47,373 --> 00:13:50,103
HMM.
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
318
00:13:50,273 --> 00:13:51,943
WE'RE GOING
TO GET MY STUFF BACK.
319
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,110
PERFECT.
I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE
320
00:13:53,272 --> 00:13:54,812
MY LUXURY TRAVEL PILLOW
321
00:13:54,972 --> 00:13:56,672
IN CASE
I WANNA TAKE A CAT NAP.
322
00:13:56,838 --> 00:13:58,248
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS. OBSERVE.
323
00:14:00,204 --> 00:14:01,844
IS THIS THE RIGHT BUILDING?
324
00:14:02,004 --> 00:14:03,034
OH, THIS IS
THE RIGHT BUILDING.
325
00:14:03,204 --> 00:14:06,734
[knocks on door]
326
00:14:06,937 --> 00:14:09,467
CALVIN RIGGINS?
327
00:14:09,636 --> 00:14:13,836
[squeals]
328
00:14:14,002 --> 00:14:16,732
DAVID HOBBS!
329
00:14:16,936 --> 00:14:18,096
THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT
OF MY LIFE.
330
00:14:18,268 --> 00:14:19,768
I'M SO EXCITED I COULD PASS OUT,
331
00:14:19,935 --> 00:14:24,305
BUT I DON'T WANNA MISS A SEC--
332
00:14:24,467 --> 00:14:28,037
SEE? I TOLD YOU THE TRAVEL
PILLOW WOULD COME IN HANDY.
333
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,200
IT'S AMAZING.
334
00:14:30,366 --> 00:14:32,136
THIS GUY ACTUALLY RECREATED
335
00:14:32,299 --> 00:14:34,929
THE {\an8}SEE DAD RUN SET
IN HIS APARTMENT.
336
00:14:35,066 --> 00:14:36,796
LET'S JUST GRAB THE BOXES
337
00:14:36,965 --> 00:14:37,995
AND GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE HE WAKES UP.
338
00:14:38,165 --> 00:14:39,765
WE CAN'T DO THAT.
339
00:14:39,932 --> 00:14:41,602
SHE'S RIGHT.
I DON'T LIFT BOXES.
340
00:14:41,764 --> 00:14:46,104
OH, MY HOBBS.
341
00:14:46,264 --> 00:14:48,294
YOU'RE REALLY HERE.
342
00:14:48,463 --> 00:14:51,703
YES, I'M--I'M REALLY HERE
AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, CALVIN,
343
00:14:51,930 --> 00:14:53,300
I-I LOVE WHAT
YOU'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE.
344
00:14:53,462 --> 00:14:54,532
WELL, THANK YOU.
345
00:14:54,695 --> 00:14:56,165
IT'S AN EXACT REPLICA
346
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,539
OF THE LIVING ROOM SET.
347
00:14:57,694 --> 00:14:58,934
REALLY?
348
00:14:59,029 --> 00:15:00,729
IT'S NOT QUITE EXACT THOUGH
349
00:15:00,928 --> 00:15:03,528
BECAUSE THIS COASTER...
WAS OVER HERE.
350
00:15:05,193 --> 00:15:06,963
YES, UNTIL EPISODE 112
351
00:15:07,127 --> 00:15:09,157
WHEN KYLE THREW
AN UNAUTHORIZED FONDUE PARTY
352
00:15:09,327 --> 00:15:12,627
AND TRIED TO COVER UP THE BURN
MARKS WITH THIS VERY COASTER.
353
00:15:12,792 --> 00:15:14,662
HE'S RIGHT!
354
00:15:14,825 --> 00:15:17,135
WELL, WHAT WAS DAVID'S
FINAL LINE IN THAT EPISODE?
355
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,161
"THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE THINKING
OF THROWING A FONDUE PARTY,
356
00:15:19,325 --> 00:15:20,825
FON-DON'T."
357
00:15:20,991 --> 00:15:24,961
[laugh track plays]
358
00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:27,194
WHAT THE--
ARE PEOPLE WATCHING US?
359
00:15:27,357 --> 00:15:29,627
NO, I RIGGED THE CHAIR
WITH A LAUGH TRACK.
360
00:15:29,789 --> 00:15:32,399
OKAY, THIS IS GETTING WEIRD.
361
00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:33,796
"GETTING"?
362
00:15:33,956 --> 00:15:35,416
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, CALVIN.
363
00:15:35,588 --> 00:15:36,718
HERE'S THE THING.
364
00:15:36,922 --> 00:15:38,922
IT WAS ALL A BIG MISTAKE.
365
00:15:39,055 --> 00:15:40,925
THEY DIDN'T MEAN
TO GIVE AWAY MY MEMORABILIA.
366
00:15:41,055 --> 00:15:44,695
AND, UM, I'M GONNA NEED IT BACK.
367
00:15:44,921 --> 00:15:47,061
YEAH.
368
00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:48,550
WELL, SEEING AS THOUGH
OWNING ALL THIS
369
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,550
WAS KINDA MY LIFELONG DREAM,
370
00:15:50,719 --> 00:15:52,549
I'M GONNA NEED SOMETHING
IN EXCHANGE.
371
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:55,919
I WANT BACK IN THE FAN CLUB,
WITH FULL PARDON.
372
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:57,455
NO. NO WAY.
373
00:15:57,618 --> 00:15:59,518
HE BROKE THE CIRCLE OF TRUST.
374
00:15:59,684 --> 00:16:01,254
HE CLAIMED TO HAVE A PERSONAL
RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.
375
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:03,188
YOU'VE NEVER EVEN MET HIM.
376
00:16:03,351 --> 00:16:04,491
I THINK YOU'RE FORGETTING
ABOUT OUR TRIP
377
00:16:04,650 --> 00:16:05,910
WE TOOK TO CABO TOGETHER.
378
00:16:06,018 --> 00:16:09,788
UH, YOU FOLLOWED HIM TO CABO.
379
00:16:09,950 --> 00:16:11,950
WELL, IF I COULD AFFORD
A POOLSIDE CABANA NEXT TO HIM,
380
00:16:12,116 --> 00:16:13,786
I WOULD HAVE SAID "HELLO."
381
00:16:13,949 --> 00:16:15,909
AND HE WOULD HAVE SAID
"DO I KNOW YOU?"
382
00:16:16,082 --> 00:16:17,752
AND THAT WOULD HAVE CONSTITUTED
A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP.
383
00:16:17,916 --> 00:16:19,916
- KEVIN, JUST STOP, STOP, STOP.
- FINE.
384
00:16:20,048 --> 00:16:22,188
FIN--STOP.
OKAY, WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT?
385
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:23,718
[camera clicks]
386
00:16:23,915 --> 00:16:26,155
ALL RIGHT, ANYTHING ELSE?
387
00:16:26,314 --> 00:16:27,954
YES, MRS. RIGGINS.
YES, IT WAS--
388
00:16:28,114 --> 00:16:30,444
NO, NO, NO, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE
389
00:16:30,613 --> 00:16:32,013
WHAT YOUR SON DID WITH
HIS APARTMENT, YEAH.
390
00:16:32,179 --> 00:16:34,179
MAKES ME FEEL RIGHT AT HOME.
391
00:16:34,346 --> 00:16:38,946
AND IT--MA'AM,
IT WAS A PLEASURE TALKING TO YOU
392
00:16:39,112 --> 00:16:40,142
AND YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
393
00:16:40,312 --> 00:16:41,542
YOU HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
394
00:16:41,711 --> 00:16:42,611
OKAY.
BYE.
395
00:16:42,777 --> 00:16:45,677
[squeals]
396
00:16:45,911 --> 00:16:48,351
OKAY, ANYTHING ELSE?
397
00:16:48,510 --> 00:16:49,440
ONE OTHER THING.
398
00:16:49,610 --> 00:16:51,510
BUSTED, DAD!
399
00:16:51,675 --> 00:16:53,535
[belly laughs]
400
00:16:53,709 --> 00:16:57,819
WELL, KYLE--LINE?
401
00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,645
all: I GUESS YOU CAN'T--
402
00:16:59,909 --> 00:17:01,079
GOT IT.
I GOT IT.
403
00:17:01,241 --> 00:17:02,241
I GUESS YOU CAN'T BAKE YOUR CAKE
404
00:17:02,408 --> 00:17:03,908
AND EAT IT TOO.
405
00:17:04,008 --> 00:17:05,208
RECLINE.
RECLINE.
406
00:17:05,373 --> 00:17:07,113
OH, I GOT IT.
407
00:17:07,273 --> 00:17:10,473
[laugh track plays]
[both laugh]
408
00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:22,081
THERE YOU GO.
409
00:17:22,238 --> 00:17:25,578
CALVIN, THANK YOU.
410
00:17:25,737 --> 00:17:28,167
AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, THIS STUFF
MEANS A LOT TO ME.
411
00:17:28,337 --> 00:17:30,467
YOUR SHOW REALLY MEANS
A LOT TO ME TOO, DAVID.
412
00:17:30,636 --> 00:17:34,176
OH, BEFORE YOU GO,
I DON'T WANT YOU TO FORGET THIS.
413
00:17:34,336 --> 00:17:38,606
HEY, IS THIS MY {\an8}SEE DAD BE BADTO THE BONE JACKET?
414
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:42,237
WOW.
415
00:17:42,401 --> 00:17:44,901
EPISODE 130, SEASON SEVEN.
416
00:17:45,034 --> 00:17:46,794
YOU JOIN A FATHER AND SON
STREET GANG WITH KYLE.
417
00:17:46,967 --> 00:17:48,037
NOW WHAT COULD GO WRONG THERE?
418
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,030
[both laugh]
419
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:54,140
OH, MAN.
420
00:17:54,299 --> 00:17:57,169
YOU KNOW, I WAS IN A REAL DARK
PLACE WHEN I SAW THAT EPISODE.
421
00:17:57,332 --> 00:17:59,532
IT REMINDED ME
THAT I COULD STILL LAUGH.
422
00:17:59,698 --> 00:18:02,628
YOU KNOW, IT'S AMAZING HOW
SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS A JACKET
423
00:18:02,797 --> 00:18:05,267
CAN TAKE YOU BACK.
424
00:18:09,063 --> 00:18:12,033
YOU KNOW WHAT, CALVIN?
425
00:18:12,197 --> 00:18:14,437
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
426
00:18:14,596 --> 00:18:16,396
YOU KEEP IT.
427
00:18:16,561 --> 00:18:19,231
ARE YOU S--
428
00:18:19,395 --> 00:18:21,225
Y--THIS IS THE SECOND GREATEST
THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
429
00:18:21,395 --> 00:18:22,565
DON'T MOVE.
LET ME GET MY CAMERA.
430
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:23,527
I DON'T WANNA MISS A SECOND.
431
00:18:23,694 --> 00:18:25,164
[sighs]
432
00:18:43,424 --> 00:18:47,334
"AND A...TEACHER
433
00:18:47,490 --> 00:18:51,790
"LOOKING AT US.
434
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:54,626
THAT'S WHAT WE SEE."
435
00:18:54,789 --> 00:18:56,259
EXCELLENT.
436
00:19:06,487 --> 00:19:08,127
YOU GUYS READY?
437
00:19:08,287 --> 00:19:09,887
KEVIN.
438
00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:12,190
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
439
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:16,252
ON THE DAY DAVID FRANCIS HOBBS
MADE HIS DEBUT INTO THE WORLD,
440
00:19:16,419 --> 00:19:17,789
WE--
- SKIP AHEAD.
441
00:19:17,952 --> 00:19:18,892
UH, OKAY. UM...
442
00:19:19,019 --> 00:19:20,589
OH, ALL RIGHT.
443
00:19:20,751 --> 00:19:23,061
DAVID REDEFINED
THE THIRD GRADE.
444
00:19:23,218 --> 00:19:24,988
HE KNEW--
- JUST GIMME--GIMME--
445
00:19:25,150 --> 00:19:26,890
OKAY, NO--F--
YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE POEM.
446
00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:27,890
BUT IT'S--
- IT'S OKAY.
447
00:19:28,017 --> 00:19:29,217
OKAY.
448
00:19:29,384 --> 00:19:31,754
AND AFTER YEARS OF ANTICIPATION,
449
00:19:31,917 --> 00:19:36,127
I GIVE YOU "THE DAVID HOBBS
FUN-YOU-TAINMENT EXPERIENCE"
450
00:19:40,781 --> 00:19:43,411
THANK YOU, KEVIN.
451
00:19:43,581 --> 00:19:46,221
DAD, YOU GOT YOUR STUFF BACK.
452
00:19:46,381 --> 00:19:48,451
NO, I GOT OUR STUFF BACK.
453
00:19:48,613 --> 00:19:50,383
BROWN BEAR!
454
00:19:50,546 --> 00:19:52,286
MY BALLET SLIPPERS.
455
00:19:52,446 --> 00:19:54,646
MY FIRST {\an8}CELEBRITY MANGIA MAGAZINE.
456
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,350
MY MAGIC KIT?
457
00:19:56,512 --> 00:19:57,682
[annoyed]
GREAT.
458
00:19:57,879 --> 00:19:58,979
SWEETIE, THIS IS AMAZING.
459
00:19:59,145 --> 00:20:00,315
WHAT'S GOING ON?
460
00:20:00,478 --> 00:20:02,448
WELL, WHEN I SAW HOW MUCH
461
00:20:02,611 --> 00:20:04,581
THAT LEATHER JACKET
MEANT TO SOMEBODY,
462
00:20:04,743 --> 00:20:07,213
I-I JUST REALIZED HOW MUCH
ALL THIS STUFF MEANT TO YOU.
463
00:20:07,377 --> 00:20:08,477
AND TO ME.
464
00:20:08,643 --> 00:20:10,243
THANKS, DADDY.
465
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:14,120
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN,
DAVID HOBBS.
466
00:20:14,276 --> 00:20:16,746
OKAY, FAMILY, BRING IT IN.
467
00:20:20,808 --> 00:20:22,108
YOU SURE I'M READY TO
TRY THIS OUT ON THE SIDEWALK?
468
00:20:22,275 --> 00:20:23,475
DON'T WORRY, JOE.
I GOT YOU.
469
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,270
COME ON.
470
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:27,340
NO.
NO--WHOA, WHOA.
471
00:20:27,507 --> 00:20:28,877
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
472
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,980
M--I THOUGHT YOU HATED
ROLLER-SKATING.
473
00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:33,300
OKAY, NOW SKATE
RIGHT INTO MY ARMS.
474
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NOT TODAY.
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JUST MAKING IT WORK FOR ME, DAD.
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