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I NEED YOUR OPINION
ON SOMETHING, GUYS.
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THIS IS MOM'S GIFT
FOR MOTHER'S DAY.
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IT'S A PHOTO ALBUM.
IT'S ALMOST DONE, OKAY?
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I THINK IT'LL MAKE
THE PERFECT SURPRISE GIFT.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- HASN'T MOM BEEN BEGGING YOU
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TO DO THIS FOR YEARS?
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THAT'S THE SURPRISE,
I'M ACTUALLY DOING IT.
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IT'S THE STORY OF OUR FAMILY.
LOOK AT THIS, LOOK.
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HERE'S WHEN YOU WERE BORN, EMILY.
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OH, MY EMILY.
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HERE'S JANIE,
WHEN YOU WERE BORN, LITTLE BABY.
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JOE, HERE'S
WHEN YOU WERE BORN.
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WHY IS MOM SCREAMING?
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DID YOU SEE
THE SIZE OF JOE'S HEAD?
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[laughs]
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I NEED YOU GUYS
TO DO ME A FAVOR.
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I NEED YOU TO FINISH
YOUR PERSONALIZED PAGES
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BY TOMORROW NIGHT, YES?
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all: OKAY.
- YES, OKAY. NEXT,
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MOTHER'S DAY, WE GOTTA
DO SOMETHING FOR MOM,
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AND HISTORICALLY, OUR PLANS
HAVE NEVER GONE OVER WELL.
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YEAH, SHE WAS NOT
A BIG FAN OF BUNGEE JUMPING.
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SHE WENT DOWN,
AND HER LUNCH CAME UP.
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AND THAT MURDER MYSTERY CRUISE
JUST MADE HER SEASICK.
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IT WAS NO MYSTERY WHAT SHE HAD
FOR DINNER THAT NIGHT, REMEMBER?
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- MORNING, GUYS.
- HEY, THERE SHE IS!
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- [laughs]
- MOMMY.
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- MMM.
- OHH, IT'S THE MOMMY.
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HONEY, WE ARE GONNA GIVE YOU
A GREAT MOTHER'S DAY, OKAY?
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OH, GOSH AND GOLLY.
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YOU GUYS HAVE GIVEN ME
SO MANY WONDERFUL MOTHER'S DAYS
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OVER THE YEARS.
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WOW, FOR SUCH A GOOD ACTRESS,
YOU COULDN'T EVEN SELL THAT.
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OKAY, THIS YEAR, WE'RE GONNA
GO OUT OF THE BOX A LITTLE BIT.
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I MADE
AN EXECUTIVE DECISION HERE.
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- HUH.
- WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO THIS YEAR,
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IS WE'RE GONNA DO
WHATEVER IT IS YOU WANT.
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- REALLY?
- YUP.
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WHAT A SURPRISE!
[laughs]
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THIS IS JUST
SO UNEXPECTED.
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OKAY, HERE'S HOW
THE DAY'S GONNA GO.
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FIRST OF ALL,
I'M GONNA SLEEP IN
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UNTIL I NATURALLY AWAKEN
TO THE SOUND OF BIRDS
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JUST CHIRPING.
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AND IF THERE ARE NO BIRDS,
FIND ME BIRDS.
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DON'T YOU WANT US TO WAKE YOU
WITH SWEET KISSES, MOMMY?
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AW...
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NO.
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THAT'S ALL RIGHT, BABY,
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YOU CAN WAKE DADDY
WITH SWEET KISSES.
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- AW...NO.
- PBBT.
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OKAY...
WHEN I WAKE UP,
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I WANT COFFEE,
BREAKFAST, GIFTS,
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AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE
YOUR LITTLE FACES AGAIN
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UNTIL YOU BRING ME DINNER.
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AND I MEAN THAT
IN THE MOST LOVING WAY, I DO.
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SO PLEASE SIGN
THE BOTTOM OF EACH PAGE,
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SO AS TO ENSURE
THAT THERE IS NO WAY
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THAT MY MOTHER'S DAY
CAN BE RUINED.
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HELLO-O!
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- GRANDMA MAGGIE.
- MOM!
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DID SOMEBODY ORDER
♪ LOVE?
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GAWGEE!
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- DID YOU KNOW SHE WAS COMING?
- NO! WHAT A GREAT SURPRISE!
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YEAH.
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IS IT TOO LATE
TO GO BUNGEE JUMPING?
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OH, LOOK AT YOU GUYS!
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YOU'RE SO GROWN-UP.
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ARE YOU GETTING BIGGER,
OR AM I GETTING THINNER?
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[singsong] SPIN CLASS!
- [laughs]
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HI, MOM.
- OH, MY BABY.
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YOU LOOK AMAZING!
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BUT OF COURSE,
YOU HAVE MY GENES.
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AND SPEAKING OF MY "GENES,"
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS:
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SIZE 6.
[singsong] PILATES!
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[laughs]
MAGGIE, YOU LOOK GREAT.
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- DON'T I?
- YES.
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DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
MY SECRET?
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VITAMINS MADE OF YAMS.
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WOW. WELL, EVERY DAY
MUST BE LIKE ♪ THANKSGIVING
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[laughs]
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YEAH, EXCUSE ME.
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ALL RIGHT.
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AMY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M PUTTING OUT
ALL THE GIFTS YOUR MOM GAVE US
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THROUGHOUT THE YEARS, SO I DON'T
HAVE TO HEAR IT FROM HER.
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REMEMBER THIS?
- UH-HUH.
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AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE
OF HERSELF SHE GAVE TO JOE
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ON HIS FIFTH BIRTHDAY.
- YEAH. GOOD PICTURE.
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MM, AN ASHTRAY
FROM HER POTTERY PHASE.
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"MERRY CHRISTMAS, JANIE,
FROM YOUR SMOKING HOT GAWGEE."
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COME ON, AMY,
SHE LIVES ALL ALONE IN VEGAS.
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HONEY, WHAT LIVES IN VEGAS
SHOULD STAY IN VEGAS, OKAY?
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YOU KNOW SHE'S GONNA HIJACK
THE ENTIRE DAY, DAVID.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I THINK IT'S SWEET
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THAT SHE WANTS
TO SHARE MOTHER'S DAY WITH US.
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OH, HONEY, THE ONLY THING
YOUR MOTHER SHARES
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ARE STORIES
ABOUT HERSELF.
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PILATES? PLEASE. I KNOW
A BUTT LIFT WHEN I SEE ONE.
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HANG ON A SECOND.
NOW, THIS IS GONNA SKEEVE ME OUT
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A LITTLE BIT, BUT...
THAT'S HER REAL BUTT.
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EVERY CONVERSATION
MAGGIE HAS
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ALWAYS FINDS ITS WAY
BACK TO MAGGIE.
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- IT DOES NOT.
- HUH? OH, YEAH, YEAH. OBSERVE.
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OH, JANIE, YOUR SOMERSAULTS
REMIND ME OF THE SUMMER I SPENT
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WITH JEAN LUC
FROM CIRQUE DU SOLEIL.
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HE WAS SO... FLEXIBLE.
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- YOUR MOTHER IN A NUTSHELL.
- THAT'S A COINCIDENCE.
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IS IT?
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AND EMILY,
YOU'VE BECOME A WOMAN.
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I REMEMBER HOW EXCITED I WAS
WHEN MY BOOBIES CAME IN.
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SHE'S--SHE'S EXCITED
TO SEE THE KIDS, AMY.
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AW, DAVID, YOU ALWAYS
MAKE EXCUSES FOR HER.
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LOOK, I UNDERSTAND,
MY MOTHER IS BIGGER THAN LIFE,
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BUT SHE'S NOT UNREASONABLE.
I MEAN, YOU CAN TALK TO HER.
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I'VE TRIED, BUT EVERY TIME
I DO, SHE FALLS ASLEEP.
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WHAT?
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THE MINUTE YOUR MOM
WALKED INTO THE DOOR,
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HER LITTLE JAZZ HANDS
JUST PUSHED MY MOTHER'S DAY
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OUT THE WINDOW
TO ITS DEATH.
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YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT NOTHING.
I PROMISE YOU
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THAT YOUR MOTHER'S DAY
WILL BE FANTASTIC, OKAY?
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AW.
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YOU'RE SO PRETTY.
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OH, THANK YOU
FOR HELPING ME OUT, KEVIN.
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SERIOUSLY, I MEAN, AMY'S
GONNA LOVE THIS PHOTO ALBUM.
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YOU'RE SURPRISINGLY GOOD
AT THIS.
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OH, WELL,
I HAD A LOT OF PRACTICE.
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THIS IS THE STORY OF US, DAVID.
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I MADE IT FOR ME
FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
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YOU KNOW, YOU ARE AN
IMPRESSIVE SCRAPBOOKER, KEVIN.
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IF ONLY YOU COULD
PUT THIS ENERGY
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INTO SOMETHING
A LITTLE LESS CREEPY.
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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
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OH, I ASKED YOUR MOM
FOR A BABY PHOTO,
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AND THIS
IS WHAT SHE SENT ME.
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IT'S YOU AT BIRTH, DAVID.
- OOH!
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THAT'S YOU, CROWNING.
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DAMN, MAN,
YOU HAD GOOD HAIR EVEN THEN.
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SEE THE CAPTION?
"A STAR IS BORN."
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HOW COULD YOU MISS IT?
IT'S BEDAZZLED.
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SO WHERE'S
MY FAVORITE SHOWGIRL?
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OH, SHE'S--
SHE'S WITH JANIE RIGHT--
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MARCUS,
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
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DO YOU TNK MY MOTHER
MAKES EVERYTHING ABOUT HERSELF?
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PUT IT THIS WAY--WHEN KEVIN
ASKED FOR A PICTURE OF YOU,
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THIS IS WHAT SHE SENT.
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IN MY ESTIMATION,
THAT IS--
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WOW,
WAY MORE HER THAN YOU.
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- THERE'S MY FAVORITE WRITER.
- AND THERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND!
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WHOO, WHOO!
- OH!
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SOMEONE'S BEEN WORKING OUT.
- [laughs]
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MOM,
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
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JANIE AND I
ARE WORKING ON A LITTLE NUMBER
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FOR MOTHER'S DAY.
- OH, NO, NO, MOM, PLEASE,
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JANIE HAS TO FINISH
HER PERSONALIZED PAGE
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FOR AMY'S SCRAPBOOK.
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THIS IS BETTER.
FOLLOW ME.
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[show music]
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FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.
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- LIGHTS!
- CAMERA!
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- JANIE!
- CUT.
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[turns off music]
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JANIE,
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY
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"LIGHTS, CAMERA, MAGGIE!"
- MOM?
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- HUH?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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YOU CAN'T DRESS HER
LIKE THIS, SHE'S SIX.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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I DRESSED YOU LIKE THAT
AT HER AGE,
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AND WE BOTH KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED.
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[show music]
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♪
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ONE WEEK LATER,
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YOU WERE A DANCING SCHOOLBOY
ON {\an8}THE WALTONS.
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I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THIS, MOM.
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JANIE, LET'S GO, I GOTTA GO
BUY SOME MOTHER'S DAY GIFTS.
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OH, NO, NO, NO.
PLEASE, LEAVE HER WITH ME.
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SHE CLEARLY NEEDS REHEARSAL.
I MEAN, WHAT IS THAT?
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MA, SHE HAS TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
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THAT'S
HER PEE PEE DANCE.
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- OH.
- PLEASE.
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OKAY, HONEY.
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SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE,
I KNOCKED YOU OUT.
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HOW--
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I THOUGHT YOU GOT
A FIVE AND A THREE,
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WHICH MEANS YOU CAN
ONLY MOVE EIGHT SPACES.
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I THINK YOU MISCOUNTED.
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LOOK WHO'S DOING MATH.
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JOE, I'M NOT GONNA
GO EASY ON YOU.
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JANIE, SHOULD I GO EASY ON YOU
OR YOUR BROTHER?
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NO, GAWGEE.
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[laughing] SEE?
YOU'RE RIGHT, HONEY.
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YOU JUST KEEP WORKING.
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I WANT YOUR LEG KICKS
TO EXTEND OVER YOUR HEAD.
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I'M TRYING, BUT MY LEGS
AREN'T LONGER THAN MY BODY.
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OH, HEY, GUYS--
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JOE, DID YOU FINISH THAT PAGE
FOR MOM'S PHOTO ALBUM?
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- OH, I'LL DO IT RIGHT NOW.
- NO, NO, STAY.
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DAVID,
LEAVE THE BOY ALONE.
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HE WANTS TO SPEND TIME
WITH HIS GRANDMOTHER.
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DAD, I NEED TO RUN
TO THE LIBRARY.
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TO WHAT, PAINT IT?
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WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
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OH, WHAT, YOU DON'T--
YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
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OH, I WISH I HAD
YOUR FASHION SENSE.
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OH, SWEETIE.
NO GRANDDAUGHTER OF MINE
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IS GONNA GO OUT
LOOKING LIKE THAT.
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YOU AND I ARE GOING SHOPPING.
- THANKS, GRANDMA.
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EMILY, WHAT--DID YOU JUST
PLAY YOUR GRANDMOTHER?
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DAD, GRANDMA WANTS EVERYTHING
TO BE ABOUT HER.
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I LIKE NEW CLOTHES.
IT'S A WIN/WIN.
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11, 12, 13, 14.
YOUR ROLL.
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BUT THE DICE
ONLY GO TO 12.
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ARE YOU GONNA TALK,
OR ARE YOU GONNA PLAY?
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OH, FINALLY, YOU'RE HERE.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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- WHAT'S THE MATTER?
- YOUR MOTHER,
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SHE FOUND THE BOOK, AND
SHE WANTED TO MAKE A FEW TWEAKS,
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AND I COULDN'T SAY NO.
I OWE EVERYTHING TO HER.
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IF THERE WASN'T A HER,
THERE WOULDN'T BE A YOU,
220
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AND IF THERE WASN'T A YOU,
THERE WOULDN'T BE AN "US."
221
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IS THERE AN "US"?
222
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UH, I HAVE A WHOLE ALBUM
THAT SAYS THERE'S AN "US," SO...
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I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
SHE CHANGED EVERYTHING.
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MOST OF THESE PICTURES
INCLUDE HER!
225
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YEAH,
KEEP FLIPPING.
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[show music]
- ♪ LIGHTS, CAMERA, MAGGIE
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♪ OOH, YEAH, OOH, YEAH
OOH, YEAH ♪
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♪ OOH, YEAH
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♪ OOH, YEAH
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MY MOTHER'S
OUT OF HER MIND.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
AMY WAS RIGHT.
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IF I DON'T STOP HER, MY MOTHER
IS GONNA RUIN MOTHER'S DAY.
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♪ OOH, YEAH
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SORRY. UH--
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HEY, GUYS, GRANDMA AND I
WANT TO TALK F--
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UM...
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MOM,
WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
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- I'M LISTENING.
- OKAY,
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00:10:22,333 --> 00:10:27,123
THAT PHOTO ALBUM WAS A GIFT
FOR AMY FOR MOTHER'S DAY,
240
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AND WE ALL WORKED
REALLY HARD ON IT,
241
00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:32,030
AND YOU WENT IN THERE,
AND YOU TURNED IT AROUND,
242
00:10:32,162 --> 00:10:33,642
AND MADE IT
ALL ABOUT Y--
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MOM?
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00:10:42,601 --> 00:10:43,781
REALLY?
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00:10:43,905 --> 00:10:46,815
♪ OOH, YEAH
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SORRY, I--
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IT'S ADDICTING.
248
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:59,909
OFTENTIMES, WHEN BRINGING
OUR DOG INTO ANOTHER DOG'S HOME,
249
00:11:00,042 --> 00:11:03,002
THERE'S IMMEDIATELY A FIGHT
TO ESTABLISH DOMINANCE.
250
00:11:05,044 --> 00:11:07,084
BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING,
I'M NOT AVOIDING YOUR MOTHER.
251
00:11:07,219 --> 00:11:08,789
I'M JUST TAKING A MOMENT
TO WATCH {\an8}THE ANIMAL WHISPERER,
252
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WHICH IS IN NO WAY
AVOIDING YOUR MOTHER,
253
00:11:10,916 --> 00:11:12,006
SO BEFORE YOU ACCUSE ME--
- HONEY. HON, HON, HONEY, HONEY,
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00:11:12,134 --> 00:11:13,614
I'M AVOIDING MY MOTHER.
255
00:11:13,743 --> 00:11:16,403
HUH?
256
00:11:16,527 --> 00:11:19,177
I OWE YOU
17 YEARS OF APOLOGIES.
257
00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:22,321
YOU WERE RIGHT,
SHE MAKES EVERYTHING ABOUT HER,
258
00:11:22,443 --> 00:11:23,793
AND SHE DID
THE SLEEPING THING TO ME.
259
00:11:23,921 --> 00:11:25,271
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
260
00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:29,140
I--I'VE DREAMT
OF THIS MOMENT.
261
00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:32,142
I MEAN, HOW COULD I HAVE
NOT SEEN THAT ALL THESE YEARS?
262
00:11:32,273 --> 00:11:35,063
BECAUSE--AND YOU KNOW
I LOVE YOU, BUT...
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00:11:35,186 --> 00:11:36,536
YOU'RE A LOT
LIKE YOUR MOM
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IN THAT YOU TURN EVERYTHING
BACK TO YOU.
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I DO NOT TURN EVERYTHING
BACK TO ME.
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YEAH, YOU DO.
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00:11:40,188 --> 00:11:42,018
I HAD A DOG LIKE THIS
WHEN I WAS A KID!
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HIS NAME WAS BONZO.
THAT DOG LOVED ME SO MUCH.
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00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:47,100
ALL RIGHT,
HOW DO I STOP MY MOM
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FROM MAKING MOTHER'S DAY
ALL ABOUT HER?
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WELL, YOU CAN'T TEACH
AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS, CAN YOU?
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CONTRARY
TO POPULAR BELIEF,
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00:11:54,237 --> 00:11:56,547
YOU CAN TEACH AN OLD DOG
NEW TRICKS.
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JUST A SIMPLE,
AUDIBLE ALERT...
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[clicking]
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YOU CAN CONDITION AWAY
UNWANTED BEHAVIOR,
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00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:06,807
AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK,
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A SPRITZ OF WATER
TO THE SNOUT
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WILL ALWAYS
GET A DOG'S ATTENTION.
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ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
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YES, I AM.
282
00:12:13,114 --> 00:12:16,114
WE SHOULD GET A DOG.
283
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:20,549
CAN YOU BELIEVE
THE WAY THOSE TEENAGE BOYS
284
00:12:20,682 --> 00:12:22,942
WERE LEERING AT US?
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00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:25,025
YOU WERE WORKING IT, GRANDMA.
286
00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:27,952
I SAW THIS OUTFIT ON YOU,
AND I JUST HAD TO HAVE IT TOO.
287
00:12:28,076 --> 00:12:31,476
OH, WELL, I DO HAVE
THAT EFFECT ON PEOPLE, HONEY.
288
00:12:31,599 --> 00:12:35,119
YOU CAN STILL BOUNCE A QUARTER
OFF THIS TUSH.
289
00:12:35,253 --> 00:12:38,733
OH, UM, HEY, MOM,
CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
290
00:12:38,863 --> 00:12:42,083
NO, ACTUALLY, I WANTED
TO GIVE JOE ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY
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00:12:42,212 --> 00:12:44,172
TO BEAT ME
AT BACKGAMMON.
292
00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:45,480
I DON'T REALLY
WANT TO PLAY.
293
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MY WRIST STILL HURTS
FROM TRYING TO ROLL A 14.
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MOM, I-I--
295
00:12:50,259 --> 00:12:53,089
CHAMPIONS AREN'T BUILT
IN A DAY--I WORKED HARD
296
00:12:53,216 --> 00:12:56,256
TO BE THE BACKGAMMON CHAMPION
AT THE FLAMINGO.
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[clicking]
298
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WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
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00:13:01,089 --> 00:13:03,099
YOU KNOW, IT REMINDS ME
OF THIS CLICKING
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00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:05,310
I HAVE IN MY KNEE EVER SINCE
THIS CHOREOGRAPHY MADE ME--
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00:13:05,439 --> 00:13:08,959
[clicking]
302
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,922
THERE IT IS AGAIN.
303
00:13:11,049 --> 00:13:12,879
YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S COMING
FROM THE LIVING ROOM.
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MAYBE.
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00:13:15,399 --> 00:13:17,709
MOM--MOM, MOM,
PLEASE HAVE A SEAT.
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00:13:17,835 --> 00:13:19,575
- OH.
- JUST LISTEN TO ME.
307
00:13:19,705 --> 00:13:22,275
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WE ALL LOVE
HAVING YOU HERE.
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00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:23,532
OH, DAVID,
I LOVE BEING HERE,
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00:13:23,663 --> 00:13:25,183
AND YOU KNOW,
I HAD AN IDEA.
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MAYBE WHAT WE SHOULD DO
ON MOTHER'S DAY--
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[clicking]
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I WAS RIGHT.
IT IS IN HERE.
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MOM.
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- WHAT, I--
- M--
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YOU KNOW,
I THINK THAT PROBABLY
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WE SHOULD START
WITH A MIMOSA.
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00:13:36,537 --> 00:13:37,887
[clicking]
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00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:39,457
THERE IT IS AGAIN.
319
00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:43,063
MOM, IF YOU JUST TRIED
LISTENING TO WHAT I'M SAYING,
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00:13:43,192 --> 00:13:44,672
MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T HEAR
THE CLICKING.
321
00:13:44,801 --> 00:13:47,241
OH, I THINK
I WOULD HEAR IT.
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00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:51,548
YEAH, MY DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE
THE EARS OF A 23-YEAR-OLD,
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00:13:51,674 --> 00:13:52,974
AND A BODY OF--
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[laughs]
[continuous clicking]
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EMILY, DO YOU THINK
GRANDMA'S CHANGED?
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I HOPE SO.
I THINK THOSE JEGGINGS
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00:14:01,852 --> 00:14:04,072
WERE CUTTING OFF
HER CIRCULATION.
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00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,640
NO, I MEAN HER.
329
00:14:05,766 --> 00:14:07,896
SHE'S NOT THE SAME GRANDMA
SHE WAS LAST VISIT.
330
00:14:08,028 --> 00:14:09,728
JOE,
SHE'S EXACTLY THE SAME.
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00:14:09,855 --> 00:14:11,465
YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO'S CHANGED.
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00:14:11,595 --> 00:14:13,075
YOU'RE GROWING UP, AND YOU'RE
STARTING TO SEE GRANDMA
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00:14:13,204 --> 00:14:14,644
FOR WHO SHE REALLY IS.
334
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:17,820
A SNEAKY CHEATER.
335
00:14:17,945 --> 00:14:19,465
WHO ONLY CHEATS
BECAUSE SHE NEEDS TO BE
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THE CENTER OF ATTENTION.
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00:14:21,076 --> 00:14:23,816
SHE'S NOT PERFECT,
BUT WE CAN STILL LOVE HER.
338
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:27,607
I THINK I UNDERSTAND, EMILY.
I AM GETTING MORE MATURE.
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00:14:27,731 --> 00:14:29,511
JUST LAST YEAR, I THOUGHT
FARTING IN FRONT OF GIRLS
340
00:14:29,645 --> 00:14:32,255
WAS FUNNY.
341
00:14:32,385 --> 00:14:33,645
AND NOW,
I SILENTLY SQUEEZE 'EM OUT
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00:14:33,777 --> 00:14:35,817
AND BLAME IT
ON SOMEONE ELSE.
343
00:14:35,952 --> 00:14:40,222
WOW, YOU ARE BECOMING A MAN
RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES.
344
00:14:42,389 --> 00:14:45,609
[sighs] MOM, I KNOW
THAT YOU DON'T MEAN TO DO THIS,
345
00:14:45,738 --> 00:14:48,568
BUT YOU HAVE A HABIT
OF STEALING THE SPOTLIGHT
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00:14:48,696 --> 00:14:50,916
FROM EVERY PERSON
THAT YOU COME IN CONTACT WITH.
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00:14:53,045 --> 00:14:55,395
- DID YOU JUST SPRITZ ME?
- YES, I DID.
348
00:14:55,525 --> 00:14:57,265
YES, MOM, AND I WILL GO
FROM MIST TO STREAM.
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00:14:57,395 --> 00:15:00,525
I WILL DO THAT
IF YOU DON'T STOP.
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00:15:00,657 --> 00:15:05,317
MOM, IF YOU WANT THIS FAMILY
TO HAVE A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP,
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00:15:05,442 --> 00:15:07,572
YOU HAVE TO SHARE
THE STAGE.
352
00:15:07,703 --> 00:15:10,053
[air horn blast]
- OH!
353
00:15:10,182 --> 00:15:11,832
YOU ALMOST GAVE ME
A HEART ATTACK!
354
00:15:11,966 --> 00:15:15,316
I'M SORRY, MOM. YOU NEED
TO LISTEN TO WHAT I AM SAYING.
355
00:15:15,446 --> 00:15:17,366
LIFE IS NOT
A ONE-WOMAN SHOW!
356
00:15:17,489 --> 00:15:19,839
YOU HAVE TO CONSIDER
OTHER PEOPLE.
357
00:15:19,969 --> 00:15:24,059
I HEAR YOU,
AND I...UNDERSTAND.
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00:15:24,187 --> 00:15:26,837
OKAY. GOOD, WELL,
LET'S START THIS WEEKEND, OKAY?
359
00:15:26,972 --> 00:15:29,882
THIS WEEKEND IS ALSO
AMY'S MOTHER'S DAY TOO.
360
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,146
OKAY.
361
00:15:32,277 --> 00:15:35,107
GOOD. OKAY, NOW,
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
362
00:15:35,236 --> 00:15:37,246
I HAVE TO GO IN THERE
AND PUT THAT PHOTO ALBUM
363
00:15:37,367 --> 00:15:38,537
BACK TO THE WAY
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.
364
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,071
CAN WE STILL KEEP
POP-UP MAGGIE?
365
00:15:41,194 --> 00:15:44,194
OH, NO. OH, NO.
366
00:15:46,762 --> 00:15:48,152
WELL,
THIS IS PERFECT.
367
00:15:48,284 --> 00:15:50,284
I COULDN'T HAVE ASKED
FOR A BETTER MOTHER'S DAY.
368
00:15:50,415 --> 00:15:51,595
QUICK TOAST.
OKAY, TO THE--
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TO THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT
MOTHERS IN MY LIFE,
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00:15:54,156 --> 00:15:55,676
AND LET'S BE HONEST,
371
00:15:55,809 --> 00:15:57,379
NEITHER ONE OF YOU WOULD BE
A MOTHER WITHOUT ME.
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00:15:57,505 --> 00:15:58,375
AH.
[laughter]
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00:15:58,505 --> 00:15:59,545
I LOVE YOU BOTH.
374
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,380
[laughter]
all: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.
375
00:16:01,506 --> 00:16:04,776
OH, LOOK AT US, AMY,
CO-STARS.
376
00:16:06,943 --> 00:16:09,643
AMY, I'D JUST LIKE TO ADD
THAT WITHOUT YOU,
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00:16:09,770 --> 00:16:11,600
I WOULDN'T HAVE
A PLACE TO LIVE,
378
00:16:11,728 --> 00:16:13,858
[tearfully]
AND, UM, MAGGIE,
379
00:16:13,990 --> 00:16:16,300
WITHOUT YOU BRINGING DAVID
INTO THIS WORLD,
380
00:16:16,425 --> 00:16:18,385
I WOULDN'T HAVE
A REASON TO LIVE,
381
00:16:18,513 --> 00:16:21,863
[breaking up]
SO THANK YOU. UM...[sniffles]
382
00:16:21,993 --> 00:16:24,733
WELL,
SINCE WE'RE ALL SHARING,
383
00:16:24,863 --> 00:16:28,173
IS IT OKAY IF I SHARED
SOME OF MY THOUGHTS?
384
00:16:28,299 --> 00:16:29,909
YEAH,
ABSOLUTELY, MOM.
385
00:16:32,997 --> 00:16:34,477
IT'S COME
TO MY ATTENTION
386
00:16:34,606 --> 00:16:37,006
THAT I MAKE EVERYTHING
ABOUT MYSELF,
387
00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:39,609
SO FROM THIS POINT ON,
388
00:16:39,739 --> 00:16:42,519
I WON'T BURDEN YOU
WITH MY PRESENCE.
389
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:43,523
- MOM--
- NO, NO.
390
00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:46,404
JUST ENJOY YOUR BRUNCH.
391
00:16:46,524 --> 00:16:50,394
I WILL TAKE A MENTAL PHOTO
OF YOU TO MY GRAVE,
392
00:16:50,525 --> 00:16:55,315
WHICH PROBABLY WILL BE
THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME.
393
00:16:57,006 --> 00:16:58,746
ARE YOU DONE?
394
00:16:58,876 --> 00:17:00,696
YES, I AM.
395
00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:02,614
SHE'S NOT DONE.
396
00:17:02,748 --> 00:17:05,618
BUT JUST KNOW
THAT THE PAIN YOU HAVE CAUSED ME
397
00:17:05,749 --> 00:17:08,099
WILL NOT GO TO WASTE.
398
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:12,718
♪ THE PAIN
YOU HAVE CAUSED ME ♪
399
00:17:12,839 --> 00:17:18,929
♪ WILL NE-EVER GO AWA-A-AY
400
00:17:19,058 --> 00:17:21,278
♪ BUT I WILL
401
00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:24,197
♪ SO...
402
00:17:24,321 --> 00:17:29,321
♪ HAPPY MOTHER'S...
403
00:17:29,453 --> 00:17:33,803
♪ DA-A-AY!
404
00:17:33,934 --> 00:17:36,324
YAY!
405
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,896
WHY IS NO ONE CLAPPING?
406
00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:42,590
DAVID, HONEY,
GO GET YOUR MOTHER.
407
00:17:42,719 --> 00:17:45,149
NO. NO, I'M NOT.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTS.
408
00:17:45,286 --> 00:17:47,636
I AM NOT GONNA LET HER MAKE
THIS MOTHER'S DAY ABOUT HER.
409
00:17:47,765 --> 00:17:49,505
THIS IS
YOUR MOTHER'S DAY,
410
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:51,895
AND WE ARE GONNA
CELEBRATE IT, OKAY?
411
00:17:52,028 --> 00:17:55,638
DIG IN. DIG IN.
412
00:17:55,768 --> 00:17:58,298
THIS GREAT?
413
00:17:58,422 --> 00:18:02,252
BEST MOTHER'S DAY BREAKFAST
EVER! EAT!
414
00:18:02,379 --> 00:18:04,639
DAVID, ANGRY EATING ISN'T
GONNA SOLVE ANYTHING, OKAY?
415
00:18:04,772 --> 00:18:07,382
YOU REALIZE THAT HER LEAVING
IS MAKING THIS ALL ABOUT HER,
416
00:18:07,512 --> 00:18:08,602
SO GO GET YOUR MOTHER.
417
00:18:08,729 --> 00:18:10,079
IT'S NOT LIKE
SHE CAN HIDE.
418
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:13,648
SHE'S WEARING
HER TAP SHOES.
419
00:18:15,471 --> 00:18:17,081
OH, HEY, MARCUS,
DID YOU SEE MY MOM?
420
00:18:17,211 --> 00:18:19,471
SHE JUST WALKED OUT OF HERE
ON MOTHER'S DAY.
421
00:18:19,604 --> 00:18:21,694
IT'S MOTHER'S DAY?
UH--OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
422
00:18:21,821 --> 00:18:24,001
YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE
A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS, DO YOU?
423
00:18:24,127 --> 00:18:25,697
WHAT ABOUT SOME CANDY?
- UH--
424
00:18:25,823 --> 00:18:27,213
WHAT ABOUT A CROCK POT?
YOU GOT A CROCK POT?
425
00:18:27,345 --> 00:18:28,785
NO, I--
CHECK THE PANTRY.
426
00:18:28,911 --> 00:18:29,651
THERE MIGHT BE A PIE,
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
427
00:18:29,781 --> 00:18:31,741
A PIE?
I'LL TAKE A PIE. OKAY.
428
00:18:31,869 --> 00:18:33,819
UH--
429
00:18:33,957 --> 00:18:35,567
OKAY.
- SHE'S NOT ANSWERING.
430
00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:37,787
MEANS I GOTTA
DRIVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
431
00:18:37,914 --> 00:18:40,434
[stuttering] YOU SHOULD
DRIVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
432
00:18:40,568 --> 00:18:42,488
UH, MIGHT I SUGGEST
YOU GO NORTH?
433
00:18:42,613 --> 00:18:43,743
DA-DA--HUH.
434
00:18:45,352 --> 00:18:47,052
YEAH, OKAY.
- OH, YES. THANKS.
435
00:18:47,179 --> 00:18:49,259
YEAH, I'MA TAKE MY PIE
AND GO HOME.
436
00:18:49,397 --> 00:18:50,347
- OKAY.
- ALL I NEED IS A CARD.
437
00:18:50,485 --> 00:18:51,575
NOW, LET ME GET--
- NO, NO, NO.
438
00:18:51,703 --> 00:18:53,183
DON'T USE THOSE.
THOSE ARE MADE OUT TO AMY.
439
00:18:53,312 --> 00:18:54,712
OH, THAT'S OKAY.
MY WIFE IS NOT GONNA READ IT.
440
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,094
SHE GONNA USE IT TO SCOOP UP
THE PIE, AND THAT'S IT.
441
00:18:59,270 --> 00:19:01,540
SEE YOU, MARCUS.
442
00:19:01,663 --> 00:19:03,623
[sighs]
443
00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:08,451
JUST WISH MY MOM...
KNEW HOW MUCH WE ALL MISSED HER.
444
00:19:11,188 --> 00:19:14,278
HOW MUCH WE ALL WANT TO HEAR
THE END OF THAT SONG.
445
00:19:14,407 --> 00:19:19,587
♪ I TRIED TO RUN,
I TRIED TO HIDE ♪
446
00:19:19,714 --> 00:19:23,714
♪ BUT I NEVER EVEN MADE IT...
447
00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:29,367
♪ OUTSIDE
448
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,110
OKAY.
449
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,200
I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T
GONNA DO THIS, MOM.
450
00:19:33,327 --> 00:19:34,857
DAVID, REMEMBER,
451
00:19:34,980 --> 00:19:37,890
I ALWAYS USED TO TELL YOU
YOU WERE SPECIAL.
452
00:19:38,025 --> 00:19:39,075
I REMEMBER.
453
00:19:39,199 --> 00:19:41,639
WELL...
454
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:45,805
NOBODY EVER SAYS THAT
TO ME ANYMORE.
455
00:19:45,941 --> 00:19:51,691
MOM, BECAUSE...
YOU NEVER GIVE THEM A CHANCE.
456
00:19:51,813 --> 00:19:54,033
REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A KID, AND
I WAS AN UP-AND-COMING ACTOR,
457
00:19:54,162 --> 00:19:56,072
YOU SAID TO ME,
"IF YOU SING YOUR OWN PRAISES,
458
00:19:56,205 --> 00:19:58,255
YOU'LL NEVER HEAR THE APPLAUSE."
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
459
00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:01,510
SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE,
YOU FORGOT IT.
460
00:20:01,643 --> 00:20:02,853
I DIDN'T FORGET IT.
461
00:20:02,991 --> 00:20:05,821
I WAS JUST AFRAID,
IF I TOOK THE TIME TO LISTEN,
462
00:20:05,948 --> 00:20:08,908
THERE'D BE NO APPLAUSE
TO HEAR.
463
00:20:09,037 --> 00:20:13,177
OH, MOM, COME ON.
THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN.
464
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:17,869
YOU ARE--YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL,
YOU'RE TALENTED,
465
00:20:17,997 --> 00:20:21,387
AND YOU GAVE BIRTH TO ME.
466
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,220
I LOVE YOU,
MY SWEET BOY.
467
00:20:24,347 --> 00:20:26,087
A LOT OF PEOPLE DO, MOM.
468
00:20:26,217 --> 00:20:29,137
[laughter]
469
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,832
I LOVE YOU TOO.
- [laughs]
470
00:20:31,958 --> 00:20:33,738
ALL RIGHT, COME ON,
YOUR FAVORITE AUDIENCE
471
00:20:33,872 --> 00:20:35,792
IS WAITING FOR YOU,
ALL RIGHT?
472
00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:37,357
- ALL RIGHT.
- LET'S GO.
473
00:20:37,483 --> 00:20:39,093
HEY, GUYS,
GRANDMA'S BACK!
474
00:20:39,222 --> 00:20:41,572
[cheering]
475
00:20:41,622 --> 00:20:46,172
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