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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,139 --> 00:00:10,309 I NEED YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING, GUYS. 2 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:12,264 THIS IS MOM'S GIFT FOR MOTHER'S DAY. 3 00:00:12,401 --> 00:00:15,361 IT'S A PHOTO ALBUM. IT'S ALMOST DONE, OKAY? 4 00:00:15,489 --> 00:00:17,539 I THINK IT'LL MAKE THE PERFECT SURPRISE GIFT. 5 00:00:17,664 --> 00:00:18,924 WHAT DO YOU THINK? - HASN'T MOM BEEN BEGGING YOU 6 00:00:19,056 --> 00:00:20,406 TO DO THIS FOR YEARS? 7 00:00:20,535 --> 00:00:22,975 THAT'S THE SURPRISE, I'M ACTUALLY DOING IT. 8 00:00:23,101 --> 00:00:25,231 IT'S THE STORY OF OUR FAMILY. LOOK AT THIS, LOOK. 9 00:00:25,363 --> 00:00:27,023 HERE'S WHEN YOU WERE BORN, EMILY. 10 00:00:27,146 --> 00:00:28,886 OH, MY EMILY. 11 00:00:29,017 --> 00:00:31,457 HERE'S JANIE, WHEN YOU WERE BORN, LITTLE BABY. 12 00:00:31,582 --> 00:00:32,842 JOE, HERE'S WHEN YOU WERE BORN. 13 00:00:32,974 --> 00:00:35,324 WHY IS MOM SCREAMING? 14 00:00:35,454 --> 00:00:37,024 DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF JOE'S HEAD? 15 00:00:37,150 --> 00:00:38,540 [laughs] 16 00:00:38,672 --> 00:00:40,192 I NEED YOU GUYS TO DO ME A FAVOR. 17 00:00:40,325 --> 00:00:41,725 I NEED YOU TO FINISH YOUR PERSONALIZED PAGES 18 00:00:41,847 --> 00:00:43,067 BY TOMORROW NIGHT, YES? 19 00:00:43,196 --> 00:00:45,106 all: OKAY. - YES, OKAY. NEXT, 20 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:46,550 MOTHER'S DAY, WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING FOR MOM, 21 00:00:46,675 --> 00:00:49,285 AND HISTORICALLY, OUR PLANS HAVE NEVER GONE OVER WELL. 22 00:00:49,415 --> 00:00:51,505 YEAH, SHE WAS NOT A BIG FAN OF BUNGEE JUMPING. 23 00:00:51,634 --> 00:00:54,244 SHE WENT DOWN, AND HER LUNCH CAME UP. 24 00:00:54,374 --> 00:00:57,774 AND THAT MURDER MYSTERY CRUISE JUST MADE HER SEASICK. 25 00:00:57,897 --> 00:01:01,117 IT WAS NO MYSTERY WHAT SHE HAD FOR DINNER THAT NIGHT, REMEMBER? 26 00:01:01,246 --> 00:01:03,686 - MORNING, GUYS. - HEY, THERE SHE IS! 27 00:01:03,812 --> 00:01:04,762 - [laughs] - MOMMY. 28 00:01:04,900 --> 00:01:07,170 - MMM. - OHH, IT'S THE MOMMY. 29 00:01:07,292 --> 00:01:09,422 HONEY, WE ARE GONNA GIVE YOU A GREAT MOTHER'S DAY, OKAY? 30 00:01:09,554 --> 00:01:11,734 OH, GOSH AND GOLLY. 31 00:01:11,859 --> 00:01:13,769 YOU GUYS HAVE GIVEN ME SO MANY WONDERFUL MOTHER'S DAYS 32 00:01:13,903 --> 00:01:15,823 OVER THE YEARS. 33 00:01:15,947 --> 00:01:18,597 WOW, FOR SUCH A GOOD ACTRESS, YOU COULDN'T EVEN SELL THAT. 34 00:01:18,731 --> 00:01:21,611 OKAY, THIS YEAR, WE'RE GONNA GO OUT OF THE BOX A LITTLE BIT. 35 00:01:21,732 --> 00:01:23,292 I MADE AN EXECUTIVE DECISION HERE. 36 00:01:23,428 --> 00:01:24,218 - HUH. - WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO THIS YEAR, 37 00:01:24,342 --> 00:01:26,472 IS WE'RE GONNA DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU WANT. 38 00:01:26,603 --> 00:01:29,043 - REALLY? - YUP. 39 00:01:29,170 --> 00:01:31,870 WHAT A SURPRISE! [laughs] 40 00:01:31,997 --> 00:01:33,697 THIS IS JUST SO UNEXPECTED. 41 00:01:33,824 --> 00:01:35,954 OKAY, HERE'S HOW THE DAY'S GONNA GO. 42 00:01:36,086 --> 00:01:37,786 FIRST OF ALL, I'M GONNA SLEEP IN 43 00:01:37,913 --> 00:01:40,213 UNTIL I NATURALLY AWAKEN TO THE SOUND OF BIRDS 44 00:01:40,348 --> 00:01:41,918 JUST CHIRPING. 45 00:01:42,045 --> 00:01:45,745 AND IF THERE ARE NO BIRDS, FIND ME BIRDS. 46 00:01:45,872 --> 00:01:48,272 DON'T YOU WANT US TO WAKE YOU WITH SWEET KISSES, MOMMY? 47 00:01:48,395 --> 00:01:49,525 AW... 48 00:01:49,656 --> 00:01:50,876 NO. 49 00:01:51,004 --> 00:01:52,264 THAT'S ALL RIGHT, BABY, 50 00:01:52,397 --> 00:01:53,577 YOU CAN WAKE DADDY WITH SWEET KISSES. 51 00:01:53,701 --> 00:01:56,481 - AW...NO. - PBBT. 52 00:01:56,615 --> 00:02:00,145 OKAY... WHEN I WAKE UP, 53 00:02:00,269 --> 00:02:02,309 I WANT COFFEE, BREAKFAST, GIFTS, 54 00:02:02,443 --> 00:02:04,453 AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR LITTLE FACES AGAIN 55 00:02:04,575 --> 00:02:06,225 UNTIL YOU BRING ME DINNER. 56 00:02:06,358 --> 00:02:08,708 AND I MEAN THAT IN THE MOST LOVING WAY, I DO. 57 00:02:08,838 --> 00:02:10,318 SO PLEASE SIGN THE BOTTOM OF EACH PAGE, 58 00:02:10,447 --> 00:02:12,667 SO AS TO ENSURE THAT THERE IS NO WAY 59 00:02:12,795 --> 00:02:14,715 THAT MY MOTHER'S DAY CAN BE RUINED. 60 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:17,620 HELLO-O! 61 00:02:17,754 --> 00:02:19,584 - GRANDMA MAGGIE. - MOM! 62 00:02:19,711 --> 00:02:22,371 DID SOMEBODY ORDER ♪ LOVE? 63 00:02:22,495 --> 00:02:25,105 GAWGEE! 64 00:02:25,235 --> 00:02:27,885 - DID YOU KNOW SHE WAS COMING? - NO! WHAT A GREAT SURPRISE! 65 00:02:28,019 --> 00:02:29,369 YEAH. 66 00:02:29,498 --> 00:02:32,638 IS IT TOO LATE TO GO BUNGEE JUMPING? 67 00:02:43,981 --> 00:02:45,721 OH, LOOK AT YOU GUYS! 68 00:02:45,852 --> 00:02:47,852 YOU'RE SO GROWN-UP. 69 00:02:47,983 --> 00:02:50,813 ARE YOU GETTING BIGGER, OR AM I GETTING THINNER? 70 00:02:50,941 --> 00:02:53,941 [singsong] SPIN CLASS! - [laughs] 71 00:02:54,073 --> 00:02:56,423 HI, MOM. - OH, MY BABY. 72 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:57,951 YOU LOOK AMAZING! 73 00:02:58,074 --> 00:03:00,334 BUT OF COURSE, YOU HAVE MY GENES. 74 00:03:00,466 --> 00:03:02,866 AND SPEAKING OF MY "GENES," TAKE A LOOK AT THIS: 75 00:03:02,988 --> 00:03:05,988 SIZE 6. [singsong] PILATES! 76 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,600 [laughs] MAGGIE, YOU LOOK GREAT. 77 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:10,430 - DON'T I? - YES. 78 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:12,427 DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MY SECRET? 79 00:03:12,557 --> 00:03:15,687 VITAMINS MADE OF YAMS. 80 00:03:15,819 --> 00:03:20,529 WOW. WELL, EVERY DAY MUST BE LIKE ♪ THANKSGIVING 81 00:03:20,647 --> 00:03:22,037 [laughs] 82 00:03:22,171 --> 00:03:23,611 YEAH, EXCUSE ME. 83 00:03:23,736 --> 00:03:26,996 ALL RIGHT. 84 00:03:29,086 --> 00:03:30,386 AMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 85 00:03:30,521 --> 00:03:32,261 I'M PUTTING OUT ALL THE GIFTS YOUR MOM GAVE US 86 00:03:32,391 --> 00:03:34,431 THROUGHOUT THE YEARS, SO I DON'T HAVE TO HEAR IT FROM HER. 87 00:03:34,566 --> 00:03:36,656 REMEMBER THIS? - UH-HUH. 88 00:03:36,785 --> 00:03:38,355 AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF HERSELF SHE GAVE TO JOE 89 00:03:38,481 --> 00:03:40,701 ON HIS FIFTH BIRTHDAY. - YEAH. GOOD PICTURE. 90 00:03:40,829 --> 00:03:44,569 MM, AN ASHTRAY FROM HER POTTERY PHASE. 91 00:03:44,701 --> 00:03:48,581 "MERRY CHRISTMAS, JANIE, FROM YOUR SMOKING HOT GAWGEE." 92 00:03:48,702 --> 00:03:51,532 COME ON, AMY, SHE LIVES ALL ALONE IN VEGAS. 93 00:03:51,659 --> 00:03:56,139 HONEY, WHAT LIVES IN VEGAS SHOULD STAY IN VEGAS, OKAY? 94 00:03:56,271 --> 00:03:58,621 YOU KNOW SHE'S GONNA HIJACK THE ENTIRE DAY, DAVID. 95 00:03:58,749 --> 00:04:00,009 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I THINK IT'S SWEET 96 00:04:00,141 --> 00:04:01,881 THAT SHE WANTS TO SHARE MOTHER'S DAY WITH US. 97 00:04:02,011 --> 00:04:03,801 OH, HONEY, THE ONLY THING YOUR MOTHER SHARES 98 00:04:03,925 --> 00:04:05,445 ARE STORIES ABOUT HERSELF. 99 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:09,148 PILATES? PLEASE. I KNOW A BUTT LIFT WHEN I SEE ONE. 100 00:04:09,276 --> 00:04:11,716 HANG ON A SECOND. NOW, THIS IS GONNA SKEEVE ME OUT 101 00:04:11,841 --> 00:04:14,541 A LITTLE BIT, BUT... THAT'S HER REAL BUTT. 102 00:04:14,668 --> 00:04:16,798 EVERY CONVERSATION MAGGIE HAS 103 00:04:16,930 --> 00:04:18,370 ALWAYS FINDS ITS WAY BACK TO MAGGIE. 104 00:04:18,496 --> 00:04:20,886 - IT DOES NOT. - HUH? OH, YEAH, YEAH. OBSERVE. 105 00:04:21,018 --> 00:04:25,458 OH, JANIE, YOUR SOMERSAULTS REMIND ME OF THE SUMMER I SPENT 106 00:04:25,586 --> 00:04:28,506 WITH JEAN LUC FROM CIRQUE DU SOLEIL. 107 00:04:28,631 --> 00:04:32,681 HE WAS SO... FLEXIBLE. 108 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:36,156 - YOUR MOTHER IN A NUTSHELL. - THAT'S A COINCIDENCE. 109 00:04:36,286 --> 00:04:37,636 IS IT? 110 00:04:37,764 --> 00:04:41,634 AND EMILY, YOU'VE BECOME A WOMAN. 111 00:04:41,766 --> 00:04:45,206 I REMEMBER HOW EXCITED I WAS WHEN MY BOOBIES CAME IN. 112 00:04:49,943 --> 00:04:51,943 SHE'S--SHE'S EXCITED TO SEE THE KIDS, AMY. 113 00:04:52,074 --> 00:04:54,514 AW, DAVID, YOU ALWAYS MAKE EXCUSES FOR HER. 114 00:04:54,641 --> 00:04:56,551 LOOK, I UNDERSTAND, MY MOTHER IS BIGGER THAN LIFE, 115 00:04:56,685 --> 00:04:59,605 BUT SHE'S NOT UNREASONABLE. I MEAN, YOU CAN TALK TO HER. 116 00:04:59,730 --> 00:05:02,080 I'VE TRIED, BUT EVERY TIME I DO, SHE FALLS ASLEEP. 117 00:05:02,209 --> 00:05:03,339 WHAT? 118 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,820 THE MINUTE YOUR MOM WALKED INTO THE DOOR, 119 00:05:05,949 --> 00:05:08,039 HER LITTLE JAZZ HANDS JUST PUSHED MY MOTHER'S DAY 120 00:05:08,167 --> 00:05:09,737 OUT THE WINDOW TO ITS DEATH. 121 00:05:09,863 --> 00:05:12,083 YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT NOTHING. I PROMISE YOU 122 00:05:12,213 --> 00:05:14,343 THAT YOUR MOTHER'S DAY WILL BE FANTASTIC, OKAY? 123 00:05:14,475 --> 00:05:15,565 AW. 124 00:05:15,692 --> 00:05:18,392 YOU'RE SO PRETTY. 125 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:23,440 OH, THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME OUT, KEVIN. 126 00:05:23,565 --> 00:05:25,475 SERIOUSLY, I MEAN, AMY'S GONNA LOVE THIS PHOTO ALBUM. 127 00:05:25,609 --> 00:05:27,309 YOU'RE SURPRISINGLY GOOD AT THIS. 128 00:05:27,436 --> 00:05:30,096 OH, WELL, I HAD A LOT OF PRACTICE. 129 00:05:30,220 --> 00:05:32,090 THIS IS THE STORY OF US, DAVID. 130 00:05:32,221 --> 00:05:36,611 I MADE IT FOR ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY. 131 00:05:36,744 --> 00:05:38,304 YOU KNOW, YOU ARE AN IMPRESSIVE SCRAPBOOKER, KEVIN. 132 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:40,010 IF ONLY YOU COULD PUT THIS ENERGY 133 00:05:40,137 --> 00:05:43,097 INTO SOMETHING A LITTLE LESS CREEPY. 134 00:05:43,225 --> 00:05:45,185 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 135 00:05:45,313 --> 00:05:46,703 OH, I ASKED YOUR MOM FOR A BABY PHOTO, 136 00:05:46,835 --> 00:05:47,925 AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SENT ME. 137 00:05:48,052 --> 00:05:49,272 IT'S YOU AT BIRTH, DAVID. - OOH! 138 00:05:49,401 --> 00:05:52,141 THAT'S YOU, CROWNING. 139 00:05:52,271 --> 00:05:55,321 DAMN, MAN, YOU HAD GOOD HAIR EVEN THEN. 140 00:05:55,446 --> 00:05:58,446 SEE THE CAPTION? "A STAR IS BORN." 141 00:05:58,579 --> 00:06:00,539 HOW COULD YOU MISS IT? IT'S BEDAZZLED. 142 00:06:00,666 --> 00:06:02,276 SO WHERE'S MY FAVORITE SHOWGIRL? 143 00:06:02,406 --> 00:06:04,886 OH, SHE'S-- SHE'S WITH JANIE RIGHT-- 144 00:06:05,016 --> 00:06:06,286 MARCUS, LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. 145 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:07,968 DO YOU TNK MY MOTHER MAKES EVERYTHING ABOUT HERSELF? 146 00:06:08,104 --> 00:06:11,024 PUT IT THIS WAY--WHEN KEVIN ASKED FOR A PICTURE OF YOU, 147 00:06:11,149 --> 00:06:12,889 THIS IS WHAT SHE SENT. 148 00:06:13,019 --> 00:06:15,759 IN MY ESTIMATION, THAT IS-- 149 00:06:15,889 --> 00:06:19,719 WOW, WAY MORE HER THAN YOU. 150 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:24,067 - THERE'S MY FAVORITE WRITER. - AND THERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND! 151 00:06:24,197 --> 00:06:26,157 WHOO, WHOO! - OH! 152 00:06:26,285 --> 00:06:28,285 SOMEONE'S BEEN WORKING OUT. - [laughs] 153 00:06:28,416 --> 00:06:30,026 MOM, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 154 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:32,636 JANIE AND I ARE WORKING ON A LITTLE NUMBER 155 00:06:32,766 --> 00:06:34,726 FOR MOTHER'S DAY. - OH, NO, NO, MOM, PLEASE, 156 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:36,423 JANIE HAS TO FINISH HER PERSONALIZED PAGE 157 00:06:36,549 --> 00:06:37,849 FOR AMY'S SCRAPBOOK. 158 00:06:37,984 --> 00:06:40,864 THIS IS BETTER. FOLLOW ME. 159 00:06:45,162 --> 00:06:46,852 [show music] 160 00:06:46,988 --> 00:06:48,778 FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 161 00:06:48,902 --> 00:06:50,602 - LIGHTS! - CAMERA! 162 00:06:50,729 --> 00:06:54,119 - JANIE! - CUT. 163 00:06:54,252 --> 00:06:55,122 [turns off music] 164 00:06:55,253 --> 00:06:57,953 JANIE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY 165 00:06:58,079 --> 00:07:01,079 "LIGHTS, CAMERA, MAGGIE!" - MOM? 166 00:07:01,211 --> 00:07:02,481 - HUH? - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 167 00:07:02,603 --> 00:07:04,773 YOU CAN'T DRESS HER LIKE THIS, SHE'S SIX. 168 00:07:04,908 --> 00:07:06,178 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 169 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:08,300 I DRESSED YOU LIKE THAT AT HER AGE, 170 00:07:08,432 --> 00:07:11,082 AND WE BOTH KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 171 00:07:11,215 --> 00:07:14,095 [show music] 172 00:07:14,216 --> 00:07:18,306 ♪ 173 00:07:18,436 --> 00:07:20,006 ONE WEEK LATER, 174 00:07:20,131 --> 00:07:24,741 YOU WERE A DANCING SCHOOLBOY ON {\an8}THE WALTONS. 175 00:07:24,873 --> 00:07:26,443 I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS, MOM. 176 00:07:26,569 --> 00:07:27,389 JANIE, LET'S GO, I GOTTA GO BUY SOME MOTHER'S DAY GIFTS. 177 00:07:27,526 --> 00:07:29,876 OH, NO, NO, NO. PLEASE, LEAVE HER WITH ME. 178 00:07:30,004 --> 00:07:35,524 SHE CLEARLY NEEDS REHEARSAL. I MEAN, WHAT IS THAT? 179 00:07:35,659 --> 00:07:36,529 MA, SHE HAS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 180 00:07:36,659 --> 00:07:38,319 THAT'S HER PEE PEE DANCE. 181 00:07:38,443 --> 00:07:39,313 - OH. - PLEASE. 182 00:07:39,444 --> 00:07:42,314 OKAY, HONEY. 183 00:07:42,445 --> 00:07:44,455 SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, I KNOCKED YOU OUT. 184 00:07:44,575 --> 00:07:45,575 HOW-- 185 00:07:45,707 --> 00:07:47,267 I THOUGHT YOU GOT A FIVE AND A THREE, 186 00:07:47,403 --> 00:07:48,843 WHICH MEANS YOU CAN ONLY MOVE EIGHT SPACES. 187 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,449 I THINK YOU MISCOUNTED. 188 00:07:50,578 --> 00:07:54,238 LOOK WHO'S DOING MATH. 189 00:07:54,362 --> 00:07:55,972 JOE, I'M NOT GONNA GO EASY ON YOU. 190 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:58,801 JANIE, SHOULD I GO EASY ON YOU OR YOUR BROTHER? 191 00:07:58,929 --> 00:08:00,019 NO, GAWGEE. 192 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:02,317 [laughing] SEE? YOU'RE RIGHT, HONEY. 193 00:08:02,452 --> 00:08:03,672 YOU JUST KEEP WORKING. 194 00:08:03,801 --> 00:08:06,541 I WANT YOUR LEG KICKS TO EXTEND OVER YOUR HEAD. 195 00:08:06,671 --> 00:08:11,811 I'M TRYING, BUT MY LEGS AREN'T LONGER THAN MY BODY. 196 00:08:11,934 --> 00:08:13,544 OH, HEY, GUYS-- 197 00:08:13,674 --> 00:08:16,414 JOE, DID YOU FINISH THAT PAGE FOR MOM'S PHOTO ALBUM? 198 00:08:16,545 --> 00:08:17,815 - OH, I'LL DO IT RIGHT NOW. - NO, NO, STAY. 199 00:08:17,936 --> 00:08:19,716 DAVID, LEAVE THE BOY ALONE. 200 00:08:19,850 --> 00:08:23,420 HE WANTS TO SPEND TIME WITH HIS GRANDMOTHER. 201 00:08:23,548 --> 00:08:24,808 DAD, I NEED TO RUN TO THE LIBRARY. 202 00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:28,899 TO WHAT, PAINT IT? 203 00:08:29,027 --> 00:08:30,507 WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 204 00:08:30,637 --> 00:08:32,247 OH, WHAT, YOU DON'T-- YOU DON'T LIKE IT? 205 00:08:32,377 --> 00:08:34,417 OH, I WISH I HAD YOUR FASHION SENSE. 206 00:08:34,552 --> 00:08:37,422 OH, SWEETIE. NO GRANDDAUGHTER OF MINE 207 00:08:37,553 --> 00:08:39,503 IS GONNA GO OUT LOOKING LIKE THAT. 208 00:08:39,641 --> 00:08:42,691 YOU AND I ARE GOING SHOPPING. - THANKS, GRANDMA. 209 00:08:42,816 --> 00:08:46,556 EMILY, WHAT--DID YOU JUST PLAY YOUR GRANDMOTHER? 210 00:08:46,686 --> 00:08:49,086 DAD, GRANDMA WANTS EVERYTHING TO BE ABOUT HER. 211 00:08:49,210 --> 00:08:53,210 I LIKE NEW CLOTHES. IT'S A WIN/WIN. 212 00:08:53,341 --> 00:08:58,221 11, 12, 13, 14. YOUR ROLL. 213 00:08:58,343 --> 00:09:01,473 BUT THE DICE ONLY GO TO 12. 214 00:09:01,605 --> 00:09:04,395 ARE YOU GONNA TALK, OR ARE YOU GONNA PLAY? 215 00:09:06,781 --> 00:09:09,181 OH, FINALLY, YOU'RE HERE. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 216 00:09:09,304 --> 00:09:10,734 - WHAT'S THE MATTER? - YOUR MOTHER, 217 00:09:10,869 --> 00:09:12,739 SHE FOUND THE BOOK, AND SHE WANTED TO MAKE A FEW TWEAKS, 218 00:09:12,870 --> 00:09:15,880 AND I COULDN'T SAY NO. I OWE EVERYTHING TO HER. 219 00:09:16,002 --> 00:09:17,872 IF THERE WASN'T A HER, THERE WOULDN'T BE A YOU, 220 00:09:18,003 --> 00:09:21,483 AND IF THERE WASN'T A YOU, THERE WOULDN'T BE AN "US." 221 00:09:21,613 --> 00:09:23,573 IS THERE AN "US"? 222 00:09:23,701 --> 00:09:28,451 UH, I HAVE A WHOLE ALBUM THAT SAYS THERE'S AN "US," SO... 223 00:09:28,573 --> 00:09:31,703 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. SHE CHANGED EVERYTHING. 224 00:09:31,835 --> 00:09:33,315 MOST OF THESE PICTURES INCLUDE HER! 225 00:09:33,444 --> 00:09:35,444 YEAH, KEEP FLIPPING. 226 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,665 [show music] - ♪ LIGHTS, CAMERA, MAGGIE 227 00:09:38,793 --> 00:09:42,713 ♪ OOH, YEAH, OOH, YEAH OOH, YEAH ♪ 228 00:09:45,405 --> 00:09:46,445 ♪ OOH, YEAH 229 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,189 ♪ OOH, YEAH 230 00:09:52,930 --> 00:09:54,540 MY MOTHER'S OUT OF HER MIND. 231 00:09:54,670 --> 00:09:56,370 YOU KNOW WHAT? AMY WAS RIGHT. 232 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:59,326 IF I DON'T STOP HER, MY MOTHER IS GONNA RUIN MOTHER'S DAY. 233 00:09:59,454 --> 00:10:01,624 ♪ OOH, YEAH 234 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:05,327 SORRY. UH-- 235 00:10:08,457 --> 00:10:11,147 HEY, GUYS, GRANDMA AND I WANT TO TALK F-- 236 00:10:13,807 --> 00:10:16,157 UM... 237 00:10:16,286 --> 00:10:18,936 MOM, WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM. 238 00:10:19,070 --> 00:10:22,210 - I'M LISTENING. - OKAY, 239 00:10:22,333 --> 00:10:27,123 THAT PHOTO ALBUM WAS A GIFT FOR AMY FOR MOTHER'S DAY, 240 00:10:27,248 --> 00:10:29,028 AND WE ALL WORKED REALLY HARD ON IT, 241 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:32,030 AND YOU WENT IN THERE, AND YOU TURNED IT AROUND, 242 00:10:32,162 --> 00:10:33,642 AND MADE IT ALL ABOUT Y-- 243 00:10:39,687 --> 00:10:42,477 MOM? 244 00:10:42,601 --> 00:10:43,781 REALLY? 245 00:10:43,905 --> 00:10:46,815 ♪ OOH, YEAH 246 00:10:46,951 --> 00:10:49,351 SORRY, I-- 247 00:10:49,473 --> 00:10:52,473 IT'S ADDICTING. 248 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:59,909 OFTENTIMES, WHEN BRINGING OUR DOG INTO ANOTHER DOG'S HOME, 249 00:11:00,042 --> 00:11:03,002 THERE'S IMMEDIATELY A FIGHT TO ESTABLISH DOMINANCE. 250 00:11:05,044 --> 00:11:07,084 BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, I'M NOT AVOIDING YOUR MOTHER. 251 00:11:07,219 --> 00:11:08,789 I'M JUST TAKING A MOMENT TO WATCH {\an8}THE ANIMAL WHISPERER, 252 00:11:08,915 --> 00:11:10,785 WHICH IS IN NO WAY AVOIDING YOUR MOTHER, 253 00:11:10,916 --> 00:11:12,006 SO BEFORE YOU ACCUSE ME-- - HONEY. HON, HON, HONEY, HONEY, 254 00:11:12,134 --> 00:11:13,614 I'M AVOIDING MY MOTHER. 255 00:11:13,743 --> 00:11:16,403 HUH? 256 00:11:16,527 --> 00:11:19,177 I OWE YOU 17 YEARS OF APOLOGIES. 257 00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:22,321 YOU WERE RIGHT, SHE MAKES EVERYTHING ABOUT HER, 258 00:11:22,443 --> 00:11:23,793 AND SHE DID THE SLEEPING THING TO ME. 259 00:11:23,921 --> 00:11:25,271 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 260 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:29,140 I--I'VE DREAMT OF THIS MOMENT. 261 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:32,142 I MEAN, HOW COULD I HAVE NOT SEEN THAT ALL THESE YEARS? 262 00:11:32,273 --> 00:11:35,063 BECAUSE--AND YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, BUT... 263 00:11:35,186 --> 00:11:36,536 YOU'RE A LOT LIKE YOUR MOM 264 00:11:36,665 --> 00:11:37,665 IN THAT YOU TURN EVERYTHING BACK TO YOU. 265 00:11:37,796 --> 00:11:38,926 I DO NOT TURN EVERYTHING BACK TO ME. 266 00:11:39,058 --> 00:11:40,058 YEAH, YOU DO. 267 00:11:40,188 --> 00:11:42,018 I HAD A DOG LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS A KID! 268 00:11:42,146 --> 00:11:45,936 HIS NAME WAS BONZO. THAT DOG LOVED ME SO MUCH. 269 00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:47,100 ALL RIGHT, HOW DO I STOP MY MOM 270 00:11:47,235 --> 00:11:49,065 FROM MAKING MOTHER'S DAY ALL ABOUT HER? 271 00:11:49,191 --> 00:11:52,151 WELL, YOU CAN'T TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS, CAN YOU? 272 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:54,110 CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, 273 00:11:54,237 --> 00:11:56,547 YOU CAN TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS. 274 00:11:56,673 --> 00:11:59,023 JUST A SIMPLE, AUDIBLE ALERT... 275 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,802 [clicking] 276 00:12:00,935 --> 00:12:03,945 YOU CAN CONDITION AWAY UNWANTED BEHAVIOR, 277 00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:06,807 AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, 278 00:12:06,937 --> 00:12:08,417 A SPRITZ OF WATER TO THE SNOUT 279 00:12:08,547 --> 00:12:10,287 WILL ALWAYS GET A DOG'S ATTENTION. 280 00:12:10,417 --> 00:12:11,637 ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 281 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:12,985 YES, I AM. 282 00:12:13,114 --> 00:12:16,114 WE SHOULD GET A DOG. 283 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:20,549 CAN YOU BELIEVE THE WAY THOSE TEENAGE BOYS 284 00:12:20,682 --> 00:12:22,942 WERE LEERING AT US? 285 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:25,025 YOU WERE WORKING IT, GRANDMA. 286 00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:27,952 I SAW THIS OUTFIT ON YOU, AND I JUST HAD TO HAVE IT TOO. 287 00:12:28,076 --> 00:12:31,476 OH, WELL, I DO HAVE THAT EFFECT ON PEOPLE, HONEY. 288 00:12:31,599 --> 00:12:35,119 YOU CAN STILL BOUNCE A QUARTER OFF THIS TUSH. 289 00:12:35,253 --> 00:12:38,733 OH, UM, HEY, MOM, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 290 00:12:38,863 --> 00:12:42,083 NO, ACTUALLY, I WANTED TO GIVE JOE ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY 291 00:12:42,212 --> 00:12:44,172 TO BEAT ME AT BACKGAMMON. 292 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:45,480 I DON'T REALLY WANT TO PLAY. 293 00:12:45,605 --> 00:12:48,525 MY WRIST STILL HURTS FROM TRYING TO ROLL A 14. 294 00:12:48,650 --> 00:12:50,130 MOM, I-I-- 295 00:12:50,259 --> 00:12:53,089 CHAMPIONS AREN'T BUILT IN A DAY--I WORKED HARD 296 00:12:53,216 --> 00:12:56,256 TO BE THE BACKGAMMON CHAMPION AT THE FLAMINGO. 297 00:12:56,392 --> 00:12:58,002 [clicking] 298 00:12:58,131 --> 00:13:00,961 WHAT'S THAT NOISE? 299 00:13:01,089 --> 00:13:03,099 YOU KNOW, IT REMINDS ME OF THIS CLICKING 300 00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:05,310 I HAVE IN MY KNEE EVER SINCE THIS CHOREOGRAPHY MADE ME-- 301 00:13:05,439 --> 00:13:08,959 [clicking] 302 00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,922 THERE IT IS AGAIN. 303 00:13:11,049 --> 00:13:12,879 YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S COMING FROM THE LIVING ROOM. 304 00:13:13,007 --> 00:13:15,267 MAYBE. 305 00:13:15,399 --> 00:13:17,709 MOM--MOM, MOM, PLEASE HAVE A SEAT. 306 00:13:17,835 --> 00:13:19,575 - OH. - JUST LISTEN TO ME. 307 00:13:19,705 --> 00:13:22,275 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WE ALL LOVE HAVING YOU HERE. 308 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:23,532 OH, DAVID, I LOVE BEING HERE, 309 00:13:23,663 --> 00:13:25,183 AND YOU KNOW, I HAD AN IDEA. 310 00:13:25,316 --> 00:13:26,616 MAYBE WHAT WE SHOULD DO ON MOTHER'S DAY-- 311 00:13:26,751 --> 00:13:27,711 [clicking] 312 00:13:27,839 --> 00:13:29,709 I WAS RIGHT. IT IS IN HERE. 313 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:31,930 MOM. 314 00:13:32,057 --> 00:13:33,497 - WHAT, I-- - M-- 315 00:13:33,623 --> 00:13:35,273 YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT PROBABLY 316 00:13:35,407 --> 00:13:36,407 WE SHOULD START WITH A MIMOSA. 317 00:13:36,537 --> 00:13:37,887 [clicking] 318 00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:39,457 THERE IT IS AGAIN. 319 00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:43,063 MOM, IF YOU JUST TRIED LISTENING TO WHAT I'M SAYING, 320 00:13:43,192 --> 00:13:44,672 MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T HEAR THE CLICKING. 321 00:13:44,801 --> 00:13:47,241 OH, I THINK I WOULD HEAR IT. 322 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:51,548 YEAH, MY DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE THE EARS OF A 23-YEAR-OLD, 323 00:13:51,674 --> 00:13:52,974 AND A BODY OF-- 324 00:13:53,109 --> 00:13:57,199 [laughs] [continuous clicking] 325 00:13:57,329 --> 00:14:00,419 EMILY, DO YOU THINK GRANDMA'S CHANGED? 326 00:14:00,547 --> 00:14:01,717 I HOPE SO. I THINK THOSE JEGGINGS 327 00:14:01,852 --> 00:14:04,072 WERE CUTTING OFF HER CIRCULATION. 328 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,640 NO, I MEAN HER. 329 00:14:05,766 --> 00:14:07,896 SHE'S NOT THE SAME GRANDMA SHE WAS LAST VISIT. 330 00:14:08,028 --> 00:14:09,728 JOE, SHE'S EXACTLY THE SAME. 331 00:14:09,855 --> 00:14:11,465 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S CHANGED. 332 00:14:11,595 --> 00:14:13,075 YOU'RE GROWING UP, AND YOU'RE STARTING TO SEE GRANDMA 333 00:14:13,204 --> 00:14:14,644 FOR WHO SHE REALLY IS. 334 00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:17,820 A SNEAKY CHEATER. 335 00:14:17,945 --> 00:14:19,465 WHO ONLY CHEATS BECAUSE SHE NEEDS TO BE 336 00:14:19,598 --> 00:14:20,948 THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. 337 00:14:21,076 --> 00:14:23,816 SHE'S NOT PERFECT, BUT WE CAN STILL LOVE HER. 338 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:27,607 I THINK I UNDERSTAND, EMILY. I AM GETTING MORE MATURE. 339 00:14:27,731 --> 00:14:29,511 JUST LAST YEAR, I THOUGHT FARTING IN FRONT OF GIRLS 340 00:14:29,645 --> 00:14:32,255 WAS FUNNY. 341 00:14:32,385 --> 00:14:33,645 AND NOW, I SILENTLY SQUEEZE 'EM OUT 342 00:14:33,777 --> 00:14:35,817 AND BLAME IT ON SOMEONE ELSE. 343 00:14:35,952 --> 00:14:40,222 WOW, YOU ARE BECOMING A MAN RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES. 344 00:14:42,389 --> 00:14:45,609 [sighs] MOM, I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T MEAN TO DO THIS, 345 00:14:45,738 --> 00:14:48,568 BUT YOU HAVE A HABIT OF STEALING THE SPOTLIGHT 346 00:14:48,696 --> 00:14:50,916 FROM EVERY PERSON THAT YOU COME IN CONTACT WITH. 347 00:14:53,045 --> 00:14:55,395 - DID YOU JUST SPRITZ ME? - YES, I DID. 348 00:14:55,525 --> 00:14:57,265 YES, MOM, AND I WILL GO FROM MIST TO STREAM. 349 00:14:57,395 --> 00:15:00,525 I WILL DO THAT IF YOU DON'T STOP. 350 00:15:00,657 --> 00:15:05,317 MOM, IF YOU WANT THIS FAMILY TO HAVE A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP, 351 00:15:05,442 --> 00:15:07,572 YOU HAVE TO SHARE THE STAGE. 352 00:15:07,703 --> 00:15:10,053 [air horn blast] - OH! 353 00:15:10,182 --> 00:15:11,832 YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK! 354 00:15:11,966 --> 00:15:15,316 I'M SORRY, MOM. YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO WHAT I AM SAYING. 355 00:15:15,446 --> 00:15:17,366 LIFE IS NOT A ONE-WOMAN SHOW! 356 00:15:17,489 --> 00:15:19,839 YOU HAVE TO CONSIDER OTHER PEOPLE. 357 00:15:19,969 --> 00:15:24,059 I HEAR YOU, AND I...UNDERSTAND. 358 00:15:24,187 --> 00:15:26,837 OKAY. GOOD, WELL, LET'S START THIS WEEKEND, OKAY? 359 00:15:26,972 --> 00:15:29,882 THIS WEEKEND IS ALSO AMY'S MOTHER'S DAY TOO. 360 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,146 OKAY. 361 00:15:32,277 --> 00:15:35,107 GOOD. OKAY, NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 362 00:15:35,236 --> 00:15:37,246 I HAVE TO GO IN THERE AND PUT THAT PHOTO ALBUM 363 00:15:37,367 --> 00:15:38,537 BACK TO THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE. 364 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,071 CAN WE STILL KEEP POP-UP MAGGIE? 365 00:15:41,194 --> 00:15:44,194 OH, NO. OH, NO. 366 00:15:46,762 --> 00:15:48,152 WELL, THIS IS PERFECT. 367 00:15:48,284 --> 00:15:50,284 I COULDN'T HAVE ASKED FOR A BETTER MOTHER'S DAY. 368 00:15:50,415 --> 00:15:51,595 QUICK TOAST. OKAY, TO THE-- 369 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:54,030 TO THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT MOTHERS IN MY LIFE, 370 00:15:54,156 --> 00:15:55,676 AND LET'S BE HONEST, 371 00:15:55,809 --> 00:15:57,379 NEITHER ONE OF YOU WOULD BE A MOTHER WITHOUT ME. 372 00:15:57,505 --> 00:15:58,375 AH. [laughter] 373 00:15:58,505 --> 00:15:59,545 I LOVE YOU BOTH. 374 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,380 [laughter] all: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY. 375 00:16:01,506 --> 00:16:04,776 OH, LOOK AT US, AMY, CO-STARS. 376 00:16:06,943 --> 00:16:09,643 AMY, I'D JUST LIKE TO ADD THAT WITHOUT YOU, 377 00:16:09,770 --> 00:16:11,600 I WOULDN'T HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE, 378 00:16:11,728 --> 00:16:13,858 [tearfully] AND, UM, MAGGIE, 379 00:16:13,990 --> 00:16:16,300 WITHOUT YOU BRINGING DAVID INTO THIS WORLD, 380 00:16:16,425 --> 00:16:18,385 I WOULDN'T HAVE A REASON TO LIVE, 381 00:16:18,513 --> 00:16:21,863 [breaking up] SO THANK YOU. UM...[sniffles] 382 00:16:21,993 --> 00:16:24,733 WELL, SINCE WE'RE ALL SHARING, 383 00:16:24,863 --> 00:16:28,173 IS IT OKAY IF I SHARED SOME OF MY THOUGHTS? 384 00:16:28,299 --> 00:16:29,909 YEAH, ABSOLUTELY, MOM. 385 00:16:32,997 --> 00:16:34,477 IT'S COME TO MY ATTENTION 386 00:16:34,606 --> 00:16:37,006 THAT I MAKE EVERYTHING ABOUT MYSELF, 387 00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:39,609 SO FROM THIS POINT ON, 388 00:16:39,739 --> 00:16:42,519 I WON'T BURDEN YOU WITH MY PRESENCE. 389 00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:43,523 - MOM-- - NO, NO. 390 00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:46,404 JUST ENJOY YOUR BRUNCH. 391 00:16:46,524 --> 00:16:50,394 I WILL TAKE A MENTAL PHOTO OF YOU TO MY GRAVE, 392 00:16:50,525 --> 00:16:55,315 WHICH PROBABLY WILL BE THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME. 393 00:16:57,006 --> 00:16:58,746 ARE YOU DONE? 394 00:16:58,876 --> 00:17:00,696 YES, I AM. 395 00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:02,614 SHE'S NOT DONE. 396 00:17:02,748 --> 00:17:05,618 BUT JUST KNOW THAT THE PAIN YOU HAVE CAUSED ME 397 00:17:05,749 --> 00:17:08,099 WILL NOT GO TO WASTE. 398 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:12,718 ♪ THE PAIN YOU HAVE CAUSED ME ♪ 399 00:17:12,839 --> 00:17:18,929 ♪ WILL NE-EVER GO AWA-A-AY 400 00:17:19,058 --> 00:17:21,278 ♪ BUT I WILL 401 00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:24,197 ♪ SO... 402 00:17:24,321 --> 00:17:29,321 ♪ HAPPY MOTHER'S... 403 00:17:29,453 --> 00:17:33,803 ♪ DA-A-AY! 404 00:17:33,934 --> 00:17:36,324 YAY! 405 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,896 WHY IS NO ONE CLAPPING? 406 00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:42,590 DAVID, HONEY, GO GET YOUR MOTHER. 407 00:17:42,719 --> 00:17:45,149 NO. NO, I'M NOT. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTS. 408 00:17:45,286 --> 00:17:47,636 I AM NOT GONNA LET HER MAKE THIS MOTHER'S DAY ABOUT HER. 409 00:17:47,765 --> 00:17:49,505 THIS IS YOUR MOTHER'S DAY, 410 00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:51,895 AND WE ARE GONNA CELEBRATE IT, OKAY? 411 00:17:52,028 --> 00:17:55,638 DIG IN. DIG IN. 412 00:17:55,768 --> 00:17:58,298 THIS GREAT? 413 00:17:58,422 --> 00:18:02,252 BEST MOTHER'S DAY BREAKFAST EVER! EAT! 414 00:18:02,379 --> 00:18:04,639 DAVID, ANGRY EATING ISN'T GONNA SOLVE ANYTHING, OKAY? 415 00:18:04,772 --> 00:18:07,382 YOU REALIZE THAT HER LEAVING IS MAKING THIS ALL ABOUT HER, 416 00:18:07,512 --> 00:18:08,602 SO GO GET YOUR MOTHER. 417 00:18:08,729 --> 00:18:10,079 IT'S NOT LIKE SHE CAN HIDE. 418 00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:13,648 SHE'S WEARING HER TAP SHOES. 419 00:18:15,471 --> 00:18:17,081 OH, HEY, MARCUS, DID YOU SEE MY MOM? 420 00:18:17,211 --> 00:18:19,471 SHE JUST WALKED OUT OF HERE ON MOTHER'S DAY. 421 00:18:19,604 --> 00:18:21,694 IT'S MOTHER'S DAY? UH--OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 422 00:18:21,821 --> 00:18:24,001 YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS, DO YOU? 423 00:18:24,127 --> 00:18:25,697 WHAT ABOUT SOME CANDY? - UH-- 424 00:18:25,823 --> 00:18:27,213 WHAT ABOUT A CROCK POT? YOU GOT A CROCK POT? 425 00:18:27,345 --> 00:18:28,785 NO, I-- CHECK THE PANTRY. 426 00:18:28,911 --> 00:18:29,651 THERE MIGHT BE A PIE, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 427 00:18:29,781 --> 00:18:31,741 A PIE? I'LL TAKE A PIE. OKAY. 428 00:18:31,869 --> 00:18:33,819 UH-- 429 00:18:33,957 --> 00:18:35,567 OKAY. - SHE'S NOT ANSWERING. 430 00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:37,787 MEANS I GOTTA DRIVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 431 00:18:37,914 --> 00:18:40,434 [stuttering] YOU SHOULD DRIVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 432 00:18:40,568 --> 00:18:42,488 UH, MIGHT I SUGGEST YOU GO NORTH? 433 00:18:42,613 --> 00:18:43,743 DA-DA--HUH. 434 00:18:45,352 --> 00:18:47,052 YEAH, OKAY. - OH, YES. THANKS. 435 00:18:47,179 --> 00:18:49,259 YEAH, I'MA TAKE MY PIE AND GO HOME. 436 00:18:49,397 --> 00:18:50,347 - OKAY. - ALL I NEED IS A CARD. 437 00:18:50,485 --> 00:18:51,575 NOW, LET ME GET-- - NO, NO, NO. 438 00:18:51,703 --> 00:18:53,183 DON'T USE THOSE. THOSE ARE MADE OUT TO AMY. 439 00:18:53,312 --> 00:18:54,712 OH, THAT'S OKAY. MY WIFE IS NOT GONNA READ IT. 440 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,094 SHE GONNA USE IT TO SCOOP UP THE PIE, AND THAT'S IT. 441 00:18:59,270 --> 00:19:01,540 SEE YOU, MARCUS. 442 00:19:01,663 --> 00:19:03,623 [sighs] 443 00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:08,451 JUST WISH MY MOM... KNEW HOW MUCH WE ALL MISSED HER. 444 00:19:11,188 --> 00:19:14,278 HOW MUCH WE ALL WANT TO HEAR THE END OF THAT SONG. 445 00:19:14,407 --> 00:19:19,587 ♪ I TRIED TO RUN, I TRIED TO HIDE ♪ 446 00:19:19,714 --> 00:19:23,714 ♪ BUT I NEVER EVEN MADE IT... 447 00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:29,367 ♪ OUTSIDE 448 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,110 OKAY. 449 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,200 I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T GONNA DO THIS, MOM. 450 00:19:33,327 --> 00:19:34,857 DAVID, REMEMBER, 451 00:19:34,980 --> 00:19:37,890 I ALWAYS USED TO TELL YOU YOU WERE SPECIAL. 452 00:19:38,025 --> 00:19:39,075 I REMEMBER. 453 00:19:39,199 --> 00:19:41,639 WELL... 454 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:45,805 NOBODY EVER SAYS THAT TO ME ANYMORE. 455 00:19:45,941 --> 00:19:51,691 MOM, BECAUSE... YOU NEVER GIVE THEM A CHANCE. 456 00:19:51,813 --> 00:19:54,033 REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A KID, AND I WAS AN UP-AND-COMING ACTOR, 457 00:19:54,162 --> 00:19:56,072 YOU SAID TO ME, "IF YOU SING YOUR OWN PRAISES, 458 00:19:56,205 --> 00:19:58,255 YOU'LL NEVER HEAR THE APPLAUSE." DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? 459 00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:01,510 SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE, YOU FORGOT IT. 460 00:20:01,643 --> 00:20:02,853 I DIDN'T FORGET IT. 461 00:20:02,991 --> 00:20:05,821 I WAS JUST AFRAID, IF I TOOK THE TIME TO LISTEN, 462 00:20:05,948 --> 00:20:08,908 THERE'D BE NO APPLAUSE TO HEAR. 463 00:20:09,037 --> 00:20:13,177 OH, MOM, COME ON. THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN. 464 00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:17,869 YOU ARE--YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, YOU'RE TALENTED, 465 00:20:17,997 --> 00:20:21,387 AND YOU GAVE BIRTH TO ME. 466 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,220 I LOVE YOU, MY SWEET BOY. 467 00:20:24,347 --> 00:20:26,087 A LOT OF PEOPLE DO, MOM. 468 00:20:26,217 --> 00:20:29,137 [laughter] 469 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,832 I LOVE YOU TOO. - [laughs] 470 00:20:31,958 --> 00:20:33,738 ALL RIGHT, COME ON, YOUR FAVORITE AUDIENCE 471 00:20:33,872 --> 00:20:35,792 IS WAITING FOR YOU, ALL RIGHT? 472 00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:37,357 - ALL RIGHT. - LET'S GO. 473 00:20:37,483 --> 00:20:39,093 HEY, GUYS, GRANDMA'S BACK! 474 00:20:39,222 --> 00:20:41,572 [cheering] 475 00:20:41,622 --> 00:20:46,172 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35003

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