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HEY, HEY, HEY, YOU GUYS,
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THAT'S ENOUGH TELEVISION
FOR THIS AFTERNOON.
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OH, WAIT A MINUTE,
THAT'S MY TV SHOW.
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JOE, PUT DOWN THE BOOK.
YOU CAN READ LATER.
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- BUSTED, DAD!
- [laughs]
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WELL, KYLE, I GUESS YOU CAN'T
BAKE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO.
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[laughter]
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OH!
[laughter]
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OH!
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[laughing]
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DADDY, YOUR TV SON'S FUNNY.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
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I HAD SUCH A GOOD TIME
WORKING WITH THIS BOY RICKY.
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NO ONE LIKE HIM.
- HEY, DAD.
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MAYBE SOMETIME YOU AND I CAN
WEAR MATCHING V-NECK SWEATERS.
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AND I HAVE A BIG FACE
YOU CAN SMUSH CAKE IN.
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THAT WAS CLASSIC
WHEN HE WENT LIKE THIS, RIGHT?
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GOOD NEWS, DAVID.
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I AM NO LONGER
A STAY-AT-HOME DAD
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WITH A STAY-AT-HOME WIFE.
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MARCUS,
WHAT DID YOU DO?
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THE NETWORK WANTS ME
TO WRITE A NEW TV SHOW
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FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU {\an8}
SEE DAD RUN.
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MARCUS, I DON'T WANT
TO GO BACK TO WORK.
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I LOVE MY LIFE NOW.
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SEE, THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN YOU AND ME.
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I WANT TO GO BACK TO WORK.
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AND THE GREAT THING
ABOUT THIS--
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ALL IT NEEDS IS THE DAVID HOBBS'
STAMP OF APPROVAL,
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AND IT'S ON THE AIR.
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WAIT A MINUTE,
YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT--
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THAT I'M GONNA GET PAID
AND NOT HAVE TO WORK?
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- YES.
- THAT'S A GREAT JOB.
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AND THE GOOD THING--
WE'RE STARRING YOUR TV SON.
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NO WAY. RICKY ADAMS?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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THAT'S MY BOY.
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
HIS BOY, JOE. WEIRD.
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HEY, DAD, IT'S GETTING
A LITTLE CHILLY IN HERE.
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I'M GONNA GO
THROW ON MY V-NECK.
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OH.
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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TAKE
ONE MEETING WITH YOUR BOY RICKY,
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SELL HIM ON THE IDEA,
AND IT'S A SLAM DUNK.
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LET'S DO IT.
ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU GOT?
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ALL RIGHT. CHECK THIS OUT.
[clears throat]
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A HEARTWARMING
FAMILY COMEDY,
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STARRING RICKY
AS A ROOKIE FIREFIGHTER,
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RAISING HIS FOUR YOUNG SIBLINGS
IN THE FIREHOUSE.
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THE TWIST IS HE PUTS OUT
MORE FIRES WITH HIS FAMILY
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THAN HE DOES
IN THE CITY.
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I LIKE IT.
I LIKE IT.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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WHAT IF HE WAS A VET
IN AN ANIMAL HOSPITAL?
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PEOPLE LOVE ANIMALS.
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THEY DO,
BUT ME AND YOU,
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WE GET KIND OF FREAKED OUT
WHEN ANIMALS TALK, REMEMBER?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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HMM, I WONDER
WHERE ELSE THE KIDS
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COULD WREAK COMEDIC HAVOC
IN AN ANIMAL-FREE SETTING. HMM.
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WHAT ABOUT A PAINT STORE
OR A CHINA SHOP?
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A COURTHOUSE?
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BOOM. I LIKE WHAT YOU'RE DOING
WITH THE GOVERNMENT SERVICES.
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KEEP THAT GOING. HMM.
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DMV, NO.
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POLICE STATION,
DONE THAT.
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I GOT IT. I GOT IT. FIREHOUSE.
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- OH, THAT'S IT!
- RIGHT? COME ON.
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- WOW!
- JUST CAME TO ME.
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I'M LUCKY I'M HERE
WHEN THOSE THINGS COME TO YOU.
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AND I'M ALWAYS HERE.
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[upbeat rock music]
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♪
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HOW MUCH LONGER, MOMMY?
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JUST ANOTHER MINUTE, SWEETIE,
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'CAUSE MOMMY LOVES IT WHEN YOU
HELP HER MEMORIZE HER LINES.
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NOW STEP BACK
A LITTLE FURTHER.
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OKAY.
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OKAY, A LITTLE CLOSER.
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JUST--MM-HMM.
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PERFECT.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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BUY YOURSELF
SOME READING GLASSES.
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OH, NO,
I'M WAY TOO YOUNG FOR GLASSES.
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COME ON.
NO, THIS IS JUST A--
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A FUN THING THAT JANIE AND I
LIKE TO DO TOGETHER. THAT'S ALL.
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UNTIL MY ARMS GET TIRED,
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WHICH IS NOW.
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- WOW.
- [laughs]
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DADDY!
DAD, DAD, DAD!
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DAD, DAD!
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WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
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WHAT?
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DAD, RICKY ADAMS JUST TWEETED
THAT YOU'RE DOING A SHOW
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WITH RICKY ADAMS,
STARRING RICKY ADAMS!
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YOU'VE KNOWN RICKY
SINCE YOU WERE A LITTLE GIRL.
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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
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YEAH, WELL, UP UNTIL LAST YEAR
I WAS INTO UNICORNS,
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AND HE WAS JUST RICKY ADAMS.
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NOW I'M NOT INTO UNICORNS,
AND HE IS RICKY ADAMS!
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ANOTHER TWEET--HE'S ABOUT
TO MEET AT DAVID HOBBS' HOUSE!
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SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!
[doorbell rings]
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OPEN THE FRONT DOOR!
OPEN THE FRONT DOOR!
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LET ME.
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both: OH.
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I GET THAT AT HOME.
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CHECK IT OUT, DAD.
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JUST LIKE RICKY.
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OH, JOE, VERY COOL.
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DESPERATE.
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[doorbell rings]
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[squeals]
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HEY, RICKY.
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HEY, BLUE EYES.
LOOK AT YOU, ALL GROWN UP.
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[giggles]
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RICKY, HOW YA DOIN', SON?
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GOOD TO SEE YOU, POPS.
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- WHAT'S UP, RICK?
- 'SUP, BOSS?
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YEAH, AND WHO ARE THESE
THREE DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMEN?
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MY ENTOURAGE.
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CLYDE STYLES ME UP,
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RASCAL KEEPS US MOBILE
IN THE SUV,
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AND TUBS DOES SECURITY
AND MY TAXES.
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THEY HAVE FUNNY NAMES.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, MINI HOBBS?
I'M GONNA CALL YOU...
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LADYBUG.
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NOW YOU'VE GOT
A FUNNY NAME TOO.
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[giggles]
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AND LOOK AT YOU KICKIN' IT
WITH YOUR BEAUTIFUL FAMILY.
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I'D THROW ON A V-NECK SWEATER
AND MOVE IN,
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BUT RICKY ADAMS DOES NOT DO
V-NECKS NO MORE.
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YEAH.
V-NECKS ARE LAME.
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UM, HEY, HONEY,
LOOK WHO'S HERE.
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RICKY.
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WHOO, MRS. HOBBS.
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YOU LOOKIN' FINE ENOUGH
TO BE ON THE COVER OF {\an8}COSMO.
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RICKY, YOU SEEM DIFFERENT.
YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP.
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YOU MEAN BLOWN UP!
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- OH!
- BOOM!
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YEAH.
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YOU'VE GOT AN ENTOURAGE
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AND SWAGGERING
ALL OVER THE PLACE.
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YOU HIRE A SWAGGER COACH
FOR THAT?
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[scoffs] DAVID,
IF I DID HAVE A SWAG COACH,
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HE'D TELL ME NOT TO ADMIT
THAT I HAVE A SWAG COACH.
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SO, UH--
[clears throat] NO.
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I DO NOT HAVE
A SWAG COACH.
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UM, OKAY.
WH--
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HEY.
HOW'S IT GOING, RICKY?
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YO, K-DAWG.
YOU STILL WORKING FOR DAVID?
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PSSH, YOU MUST BE
A BIG FAN OF {\an8}STAR TREK
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BECAUSE YOU ARE
A MAJOR KLINGON.
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all: OH!
- NO, YOU DIDN'T!
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DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS
ARE LAUGHING AT.
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YOU ALL GOT THE SAME JOB.
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[laughs]
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OH, YEAH, HE DI-ID!
[laughing]
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HE DI-ID.
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HEY, RICKY,
SO I HEARD
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YOU'RE GONNA BE
ON TOM BERGERON'S TALK SHOW
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ON WEDNESDAY.
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THAT'S RIGHT,
YOU KNOW,
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CLYDE'LL HOOK YOU UP
WITH TICKETS.
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HEY, CLYDE...
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HOLD ON. ISN'T WEDNESDAY
YOUR SCHOOL MUSEUM TRIP?
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SO UNLESS THEY'RE TAPING
AT THE MOCA,
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YOU CAN'T GO.
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FINE.
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TIME TO GO MEMORIZE MY LINES,
SO NICE SEEING YOU, RICKY.
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LET'S GO, JANIE.
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BUT MY ARMS ARE JELL-O.
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WE'LL BE THERE.
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HEY, LET'S TALK
ABOUT THE SHOW.
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
RICKY, HAVE A SEAT.
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GUYS, JUST DO WHAT YOU DO. OKAY.
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SO THE NETWORK CALLED US,
AND THEY SAID THEY WANTED A SHOW
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FROM THE PEOPLE
WHO BROUGHT YOU {\an8}SEE DAD RUN,
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AND MARCUS AND I WERE LIKE,
"YEAH, I MEAN, LET'S DO IT."
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[chuckles]
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SEE, THE NETWORK TOLD ME
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THEY WANT A SHOW
STARRING RICKY ADAMS.
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YEAH, FROM THE PEOPLE
WHO BROUGHT YOU {\an8}SEE DAD RUN.
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STARRING RICKY ADAMS.
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- FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT--
- WHO ARE WORKING TOGETHER
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TO CREATE ONE BIG HIT SHOW.
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PICTURE THIS, RICKY.
- YEAH, HERE WE GO.
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YOU ARE
A ROOKIE FIREFIGHTER
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RAISING YOUR FOUR YOUNG SIBLINGS
IN THE FIREHOUSE.
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RIGHT,
AND HERE'S THE TWIST ON IT.
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YOU PUT OUT MORE FIRES
WITH YOUR FAMILY
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THAN YOU DO IN THE CITY.
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I LIKE IT.
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LET'S SEE, UH--HA.
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{\an8}FIVE ALARM FAMILY,
STARRING RICKY ADAMS.
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FROM THE PEOPLE
WHO BROUGHT YOU {\an8}SEE DAD RUN.
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LOOKS LIKE
WE GOT A SHOW HERE.
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ABSOLUTELY!
YOU ARE MY GUYS.
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OH, I SEE YOU'RE DOING
YOUR EYE EXERCISES.
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GOOD FOR YOU.
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CAN YOU SIGN THIS?
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IT'S A PERMISSION SLIP
FOR MY FIELD TRIP TO THE MUSEUM.
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[chuckles]
I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
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AH. "PERMISSION
TO GO TO THE MUSEUM."
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ALL RIGHT. GRANTED.
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THANKS, MOM.
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CAN'T WAIT TO VAN GOGH.
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CHECK IT OUT, DAD.
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GOT MY OWN ENTOURAGE,
JUST LIKE RICKY.
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YES.
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VERY IMPRESSIVE, JOE.
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YEAH, I GOT LADYBUG
ON SECURITY
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AND SUNFLOWER STYLES ME UP.
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BOOP.
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I TOLD YOU, SUNFLOWER.
NO MORE STICKERS.
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JUST STAND THERE
AND LOOK PRETTY.
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HE THINKS I'M PRETTY!
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[doorbell rings]
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IT'S RICKY!
I GOT IT!
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HEY, BLUE EYES.
GOT YOUR BERGERON TICKETS.
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OH, I CANNOT USE THOSE TICKETS
BECAUSE OF MY SCHOOL FIELD TRIP,
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BUT I WILL KEEP THEM
FOR MY SCRAPBOOK.
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SEE YOU THERE.
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HEY, RICKY. UH...
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MOE, LARRY, AND CURLY.
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WHAT'S UP?
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DAVID, I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT THE PROJECT,
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AND ACTOR TO ACTOR,
I'M PUMPED TO DO A SHOW.
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I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE
THAT IT'S--
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IT'S FRESHER
THAN {\an8}SEE DAD RUN.
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OH, I SEE,
YOU WANT TO DO A FRESH SHOW
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THAT GETS CANCELED
AFTER SIX EPISODES,
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AS OPPOSED TO A HIT
THAT RUNS FOR TEN YEARS.
230
00:09:39,722 --> 00:09:40,892
I UNDERSTAND.
231
00:09:41,026 --> 00:09:42,556
I'M JUST SAYING
THAT I DON'T WANT TO DO
232
00:09:42,679 --> 00:09:45,249
A BUNCH OF CORNY JOKES
YOU SEE COMING A MILE AWAY.
233
00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:48,636
YOU KNOW, THE KIND THAT MAKE YOU
WANT TO GO, "WAH-WAH."
234
00:09:48,767 --> 00:09:51,857
OF COURSE, RICKY,
AND NEITHER DO I.
235
00:09:51,985 --> 00:09:53,775
REALLY?
'CAUSE, BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
236
00:09:53,899 --> 00:09:57,899
{\an8}SEE DAD RUN COULD BE
A LITTLE WAH-WAH.
237
00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:00,510
I THOUGHT WE HAD SOME REALLY
FUNNY MOMENTS IN THAT SHOW. NO?
238
00:10:00,639 --> 00:10:02,909
LIKE WHEN YOU
SCRATCHED MY 9 IRON,
239
00:10:03,030 --> 00:10:05,200
AND YOU PUT IT
IN THE TRASH COMPACTOR,
240
00:10:05,336 --> 00:10:08,216
AND I PULLED IT OUT AND I SAID,
"HEY, NOW I GOT A 4 1/2 IRON."
241
00:10:08,336 --> 00:10:11,636
YEAH, THAT WAS A LITTLE...
242
00:10:11,771 --> 00:10:13,561
WAH-WAH.
243
00:10:13,685 --> 00:10:15,725
WHAT ABOUT THE TIME
THAT WE THREW A PARTY FOR YOU,
244
00:10:15,859 --> 00:10:18,219
AND WE HAD THE HOUSE
FILLED WITH HELIUM BALLOONS,
245
00:10:18,338 --> 00:10:20,118
AND WE LITERALLY
RAISED THE ROOF?
246
00:10:20,251 --> 00:10:22,511
[scoffs]
THAT WAS ALL KINDS OF WAH-WAH!
247
00:10:22,644 --> 00:10:23,914
[laughs]
248
00:10:24,034 --> 00:10:27,124
YEAH, LOOK, RICKY,
I'M GONNA ASK YOU NICELY.
249
00:10:27,253 --> 00:10:29,683
STOP--STOP SAYING,
"WAH-WAH," TO ME.
250
00:10:29,819 --> 00:10:32,379
DAVID, CHILL. IT WASN'T YOU,
MAN, IT WAS THE SHOW.
251
00:10:32,515 --> 00:10:34,125
THE SHOW THAT MADE YOU
WHO YOU ARE?
252
00:10:34,254 --> 00:10:35,344
[scoffs]
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
253
00:10:35,472 --> 00:10:36,872
MAN, THAT SHOW
WAS LUCKY TO HAVE ME,
254
00:10:36,994 --> 00:10:38,254
AND LET'S BE HONEST.
255
00:10:38,386 --> 00:10:41,216
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN CALLED, {\an8}
SEE DAD WAH-WAH.
256
00:10:41,342 --> 00:10:43,042
YEAH, UH, RASCAL,
GET THE DOOR.
257
00:10:43,169 --> 00:10:46,169
CLYDE GETS THE DOOR.
258
00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:48,170
- WHATEVER. ALL RIGHT. COME ON.
- SERIOUSLY?
259
00:10:48,301 --> 00:10:50,301
YOU'RE KICKING ME
OUTTA YOUR HOUSE.
260
00:10:50,431 --> 00:10:52,701
CHECK OUT MY NEW EPISODE.
261
00:10:52,823 --> 00:10:53,953
IT'S CALLED, "SEE DAD NOT CARE
WHO OPENS THE DOOR
262
00:10:54,084 --> 00:10:55,084
"OR WHO STARTS THE SUV,
263
00:10:55,215 --> 00:10:59,095
NOW GET THE WAH-WAH
OUTTA MY HOUSE."
264
00:11:04,347 --> 00:11:05,787
MAN, YOU KICKED RICKY
OUT THE HOUSE?
265
00:11:05,912 --> 00:11:07,212
DON'T DO THAT!
266
00:11:07,347 --> 00:11:09,007
ARE YOU CRAZY, MARCUS?
267
00:11:09,131 --> 00:11:11,781
YES, I KICKED HIM
OUT OF THE HOUSE, MARCUS.
268
00:11:11,913 --> 00:11:13,313
I HAD NO CHOICE.
269
00:11:13,435 --> 00:11:14,955
HE WAH-WAH'D ME.
270
00:11:15,088 --> 00:11:16,788
WELL, NOW HE QUIT
THE PROJECT.
271
00:11:16,914 --> 00:11:18,264
YOU SOUND MAD.
272
00:11:18,393 --> 00:11:21,443
I AM OUT OF A JOB
BECAUSE SOMEONE WAH-WAH'D YOU?
273
00:11:21,568 --> 00:11:23,568
MARCUS, SERIOUSLY, IF ANYBODY
SHOULD BE UPSET, IT'S ME.
274
00:11:23,698 --> 00:11:25,138
I'M THE VICTIM HERE.
275
00:11:25,264 --> 00:11:27,304
YOU DON'T WAH-WAH ANYBODY.
THAT'S NOT COOL.
276
00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:28,698
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
277
00:11:28,830 --> 00:11:31,400
ON THE SHOW, YOU WOULD DO IT
TO ME ALL THE TIME.
278
00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:34,405
REALLY?
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ME.
279
00:11:34,526 --> 00:11:39,306
"SO MUCH TIME,
SO LITTLE CHICKEN FRIED RICE."
280
00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,230
WAH-WAH.
281
00:11:44,441 --> 00:11:45,611
ALL RIGHT, DAVID.
282
00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:49,056
WHEN YOU COME IN
AND FIND THE TERRARIUM OPEN,
283
00:11:49,181 --> 00:11:54,541
HOW 'BOUT YOU SAY,
"WHO LET THE FROGS OUT?"
284
00:11:54,661 --> 00:11:57,401
WAH-WAH.
285
00:11:58,748 --> 00:12:00,578
[snaps pencil]
286
00:12:00,705 --> 00:12:03,705
"HONEY, I REFUSE
TO ASK DIRECTIONS FROM ANYONE.
287
00:12:03,836 --> 00:12:06,706
EVEN THE ONSTAR LADY."
- [laughs]
288
00:12:06,837 --> 00:12:09,277
WAH-WAH.
289
00:12:13,359 --> 00:12:16,019
THAT WAS DIFFERENT, MAN.
COME ON.
290
00:12:16,143 --> 00:12:19,443
THAT WAS ME AND YOU
DOING OUR THING.
291
00:12:19,578 --> 00:12:21,628
WHEN RICKY DID IT,
IT WAS JUST HURTFUL TO ME.
292
00:12:21,753 --> 00:12:25,583
[chuckles] ONCE AGAIN,
IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT?
293
00:12:25,709 --> 00:12:27,929
WE ESTABLISHED THAT
YEARS AGO.
294
00:12:28,057 --> 00:12:30,757
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
295
00:12:34,581 --> 00:12:35,671
HONEY,
I'M TELLING YOU,
296
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,668
I THINK YOU NEED
TO APOLOGIZE TO MARCUS.
297
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,239
NAH, WE USED TO FIGHT
IN THE SHOW ALL THE TIME,
298
00:12:39,364 --> 00:12:40,364
AND THE NEXT DAY,
IT'D BE FORGOTTEN.
299
00:12:40,495 --> 00:12:41,925
BECAUSE YOU WERE
THE STAR OF THE SHOW.
300
00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:43,460
HE HAD TO FORGIVE YOU.
301
00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:45,323
THERE'S NO STAR
IN FRIENDSHIP, DAVID.
302
00:12:45,452 --> 00:12:50,322
WELL, NOT TECHNICALLY,
BUT WE ALL KNOW.
303
00:12:50,453 --> 00:12:52,633
DAD,
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
304
00:12:52,758 --> 00:12:54,888
YOU DON'T KICK RICKY ADAMS
OUT OF ANYWHERE.
305
00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:57,850
HE HAS BEEN ON 25 COVERS
OF {\an8}TEEN FAN MAGAZINE!
306
00:12:57,976 --> 00:12:59,416
EMILY, TAKE IT EASY.
307
00:12:59,542 --> 00:13:01,022
FIRST OF ALL, THIS BOY IS NOT
THE BOY YOU REMEMBER, OKAY?
308
00:13:01,152 --> 00:13:02,802
HE'S CHANGED, ALL RIGHT?
309
00:13:02,934 --> 00:13:04,544
I MEAN, SHOW BUSINESS
HAS GONE TO HIS HEAD.
310
00:13:04,674 --> 00:13:05,844
HE'S FULL OF HIMSELF.
311
00:13:05,978 --> 00:13:07,238
UH, HELLO, BLACK POT.
312
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,720
I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU
TO KETTLE.
313
00:13:09,848 --> 00:13:14,238
THERE'S NO WAY MY HEAD
IS AS BIG AS HIS. COME ON!
314
00:13:14,371 --> 00:13:17,591
AND FOR THE RECORD,
I'VE BEEN ON 87 COVERS.
315
00:13:17,719 --> 00:13:21,469
THAT'S NOT COUNTING THE ONE THAT
I HAD TO SHARE WITH ROB LOWE.
316
00:13:21,590 --> 00:13:22,890
WHO'S READY FOR CARPOOL?
317
00:13:23,025 --> 00:13:26,165
HEY, MARCUS.
LOOKING GOOD THIS MORNING.
318
00:13:26,286 --> 00:13:28,326
EMILY, YOU READY?
MARY'S ALREADY IN THE CAR.
319
00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:29,990
OH, I CANNOT GET
OUT OF HERE SOON ENOUGH.
320
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:32,413
ME NEITHER.
321
00:13:32,548 --> 00:13:34,208
HAVE A NICE DAY, AMY.
322
00:13:38,201 --> 00:13:41,901
HEY, MARCUS,
323
00:13:42,028 --> 00:13:45,028
LOOK,
I'M REALLY SORRY FOR...
324
00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:50,160
FOR RICKY'S BAD BEHAVIOR.
325
00:13:50,291 --> 00:13:52,511
RICKY KILLED
THE PROJECT.
326
00:13:52,639 --> 00:13:55,249
SO, YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY
THAT IT WAS ALL HIS FAULT.
327
00:13:55,378 --> 00:13:58,948
DAVID, I KNOW IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
FOR YOU TO APOLOGIZE,
328
00:13:59,074 --> 00:14:02,344
SO I ACCEPT THAT YOU THINK
THAT YOU JUST APOLOGIZED.
329
00:14:06,511 --> 00:14:08,991
YOU KNOW,
HE SAYS HE DID, HONEY,
330
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,290
BUT I DON'T THINK
HE ACCEPTED MY APOLOGY.
331
00:14:11,425 --> 00:14:14,345
GOOD FOR YOU.
YOU PICKED UP ON THAT.
332
00:14:20,209 --> 00:14:21,909
- OH, MR. HOBBS.
- YEAH.
333
00:14:22,036 --> 00:14:23,606
JORDAN SANCHEZ.
I'M A BIG FAN.
334
00:14:23,731 --> 00:14:25,251
HEY.
JORDAN SANCHEZ, MAN.
335
00:14:25,384 --> 00:14:27,474
I JUST SAW YOUR MOVIE.
I LOVED IT.
336
00:14:27,602 --> 00:14:30,262
WIFE HAD TO DRAG ME TO IT,
BUT IT DID MAKE ME CRY.
337
00:14:30,385 --> 00:14:31,865
WELL, THANKS.
338
00:14:31,994 --> 00:14:34,344
YOU KNOW, TRUTH IS I'D LOVE
TO DO A TV SHOW LIKE YOURS.
339
00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:36,173
YOU KNOW,
SOMETHING FUNNY WITH HEART,
340
00:14:36,299 --> 00:14:37,819
GOOD FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY.
341
00:14:37,952 --> 00:14:40,742
AH. YOU KNOW,
I LIKE YOU, JORDAN.
342
00:14:40,865 --> 00:14:41,735
MOSTLY 'CAUSE YOU LIKE ME.
343
00:14:41,866 --> 00:14:43,776
both: [laugh]
344
00:14:43,909 --> 00:14:44,829
- CLASSIC. YOU'RE THE MASTER.
- THANK YOU, MAN. I'LL SEE YOU.
345
00:14:44,953 --> 00:14:45,823
YOU HAVE A GOOD SHOW.
346
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,123
- OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT.
347
00:14:47,258 --> 00:14:49,268
OH, HEY, RICKY.
- OH, DAVID.
348
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,818
WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?
- WELL, LISTEN.
349
00:14:51,954 --> 00:14:54,094
LOOK, I WANT TO MAKE THINGS
RIGHT, OKAY?
350
00:14:54,216 --> 00:14:54,956
I WANT THIS PROJECT
TO MOVE FORWARD.
351
00:14:55,085 --> 00:14:56,695
DAVID.
352
00:14:56,824 --> 00:14:58,694
DAVID, YOU REALLY DON'T NEED
TO APOLOGIZE TO ME.
353
00:14:58,825 --> 00:15:02,565
I DON'T?
SO YOU'LL DO IT?
354
00:15:02,696 --> 00:15:04,046
DIDN'T SAY THAT.
355
00:15:04,174 --> 00:15:06,524
SEE, YOU DIDN'T
JUST INSULT ME,
356
00:15:06,652 --> 00:15:09,442
YOU INSULTED MY BOYS.
357
00:15:09,566 --> 00:15:11,956
OH.
358
00:15:12,088 --> 00:15:15,188
OH, I--YOU WANT ME
TO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR BOYS.
359
00:15:15,306 --> 00:15:17,566
YEAH.
360
00:15:17,698 --> 00:15:19,828
YEAH. HMM.
361
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,010
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOT A GREAT IDEA.
362
00:15:22,134 --> 00:15:24,874
WHY DON'T WE DO THE APOLOGY
ON THE SHOW?
363
00:15:25,004 --> 00:15:27,004
AMERICA WILL EAT IT UP.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
364
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,275
JUST DON'T
MAKE IT A WAH-WAH.
365
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:30,916
[laughter]
- OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T!
366
00:15:31,049 --> 00:15:32,309
OH, BOY, YOU GOT ME.
367
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,230
BACK THERE WITH THE HAT,
YOU DI-ID.
368
00:15:36,963 --> 00:15:39,003
HOW LUCKY AM I
THAT MY MOM CAN'T SEE?
369
00:15:39,137 --> 00:15:42,527
SHE SIGNED A DOCTOR'S NOTE
THAT SAID I'M ALLERGIC TO ART.
370
00:15:42,659 --> 00:15:44,139
SO YOU THINK
RICKY'S HERE YET?
371
00:15:44,269 --> 00:15:45,789
[girls screaming]
372
00:15:45,921 --> 00:15:48,101
OH, HE IS HERE.
373
00:15:50,270 --> 00:15:53,050
AND SO IS MY MOM.
374
00:15:53,184 --> 00:15:54,924
WHY ARE WE HERE?
375
00:15:55,053 --> 00:15:57,973
MARCUS, ALL DAVID TOLD ME WAS
HE WANTED TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
376
00:15:58,097 --> 00:15:59,667
WITH TICKETS
TO TOM BERGERON?
377
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,923
[laughs]
378
00:16:02,054 --> 00:16:03,664
I'D RATHER GO
TO {\an8}DANCING WITH THE STARS.
379
00:16:03,794 --> 00:16:06,234
THAT SHOW IS SO GLAMOROUS.
380
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:09,060
HEY, WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?
381
00:16:09,187 --> 00:16:12,887
I AM JUST TRYING TO GET PAST
TO HOST MY SHOW. [chuckles]
382
00:16:13,012 --> 00:16:15,192
WELL, KEEP IT MOVING,
BUDDY!
383
00:16:15,318 --> 00:16:17,098
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
THIS IS TOM BERGERON.
384
00:16:17,231 --> 00:16:18,841
I'M SORRY,
MR. TOM BERGERON.
385
00:16:18,971 --> 00:16:20,151
I'M JOE HOBBS,
THIS IS MY ENTOURAGE.
386
00:16:20,276 --> 00:16:21,226
HI, JOE.
387
00:16:21,363 --> 00:16:25,233
I HAVE AN ENTOURAGE TOO.
THREE EX-WIVES.
388
00:16:25,363 --> 00:16:30,063
THEIR NAMES ARE MERCEDES,
BEACH HOUSE, AND ALIMONY.
389
00:16:33,495 --> 00:16:34,715
WORST ENTOURAGE EVER.
390
00:16:34,843 --> 00:16:38,283
BOOP.
391
00:16:38,409 --> 00:16:40,539
[cheers and applause]
392
00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:42,760
WELCOME BACK.
WELCOME BACK TO {\an8}BERGERON.
393
00:16:42,888 --> 00:16:46,628
MY GUESTS TODAY OF COURSE,
JORDAN SANCHEZ AND RICKY ADAMS.
394
00:16:46,758 --> 00:16:50,938
RICKY, TEN SEASONS
OF {\an8}SEE DAD RUN.
395
00:16:51,063 --> 00:16:52,023
DO YOU MISS IT?
396
00:16:52,151 --> 00:16:54,321
I MISS HANGING
WITH THE CAST AND CREW.
397
00:16:54,456 --> 00:16:56,586
I LEARNED A LOT
FROM THOSE GOOD PEOPLE.
398
00:16:56,717 --> 00:16:59,017
GOOD TO KNOW. WE HAVE
A SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR YOU.
399
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:03,582
THE STAR OF {\an8}SEE DAD RUN,
PLEASE WELCOME MR. DAVID HOBBS.
400
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,628
[cheers and applause]
401
00:17:05,762 --> 00:17:07,762
- THANK YOU, THANK YOU, TOM!
- HEY, BUDDY. HOW YOU DOING?
402
00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:08,983
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- POPS.
403
00:17:09,110 --> 00:17:11,240
RICKY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
404
00:17:11,372 --> 00:17:12,762
- GOOD TO HAVE YOU HERE, DAVID.
- GOOD TO BE HERE, TOM.
405
00:17:12,894 --> 00:17:15,024
LAST TIME I SAW YOU,
406
00:17:15,155 --> 00:17:17,555
YOU WERE KICKING IN
A 3-FOOT PUTT.
407
00:17:17,677 --> 00:17:19,237
AND I MEAN LITERALLY
KICKING IT IN.
408
00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:20,813
YOU DIDN'T THINK I SAW YOU,
BUT I DID.
409
00:17:20,938 --> 00:17:22,328
VERY NICE, DAVID,
VERY NICE.
410
00:17:22,461 --> 00:17:24,681
SO HOW HAS LIFE BEEN
SINCE {\an8}SEE DAD RUN?
411
00:17:24,809 --> 00:17:27,209
I KNOW HOW YOUR GOLF GAME IS,
MR. MULLIGAN.
412
00:17:27,331 --> 00:17:29,201
TOUCHE.
[laughs]
413
00:17:29,331 --> 00:17:31,461
UH, MY LIFE IS GREAT, TOM.
414
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,253
I'M REALLY ENJOYING
HANGING OUT WITH MY FAMILY,
415
00:17:33,376 --> 00:17:34,986
MY WIFE AND KIDS,
YOU KNOW.
416
00:17:35,115 --> 00:17:38,075
AND I REALIZED THAT IT WAS TIME
FOR ME TO STEP ASIDE
417
00:17:38,203 --> 00:17:39,683
AND LET SOMEBODY ELSE SHINE.
418
00:17:39,812 --> 00:17:43,332
[laughs] THANKS, DAVID.
YOU KNOW, THAT'S BIG OF YOU.
419
00:17:43,465 --> 00:17:44,475
YEAH, WHICH IS WHY RIGHT NOW
I'M PUTTING TOGETHER A NEW SHOW.
420
00:17:44,595 --> 00:17:46,245
REALLY?
421
00:17:46,378 --> 00:17:47,858
AND I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT
IT, YEAH, IT'S A GREAT IDEA.
422
00:17:47,987 --> 00:17:50,427
IT'S ABOUT A ROOKIE FIREMAN
WHO RAISES HIS FOUR SIBLINGS
423
00:17:50,553 --> 00:17:51,903
IN THE FIREHOUSE.
424
00:17:52,031 --> 00:17:53,461
AND I'VE GOT
THE PERFECT STAR FOR IT.
425
00:17:53,597 --> 00:17:55,127
OH, COME ON, DAVID.
DON'T GET AHEAD OF YOURSELF.
426
00:17:55,249 --> 00:17:56,859
- JORDAN SANCHEZ.
- HEY!
427
00:17:56,989 --> 00:17:57,989
- WHAT?
- RIGHT?
428
00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:01,689
[cheers and applause]
429
00:18:01,816 --> 00:18:04,776
DAVID, I'D BE HONORED
TO DO A SHOW WITH YOU.
430
00:18:04,903 --> 00:18:06,473
COOL, MAN. EXCELLENT.
431
00:18:06,599 --> 00:18:07,689
IN FACT, I'D DO ANYTHING
432
00:18:07,817 --> 00:18:09,297
WITH THE PEOPLE
WHO BROUGHT US {\an8}SEE DAD RUN.
433
00:18:09,426 --> 00:18:11,036
WAIT, HOLD ON A SECOND.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT, OKAY?
434
00:18:11,165 --> 00:18:13,645
THAT'S MY SHOW,
STARRING ME, RICKY ADAMS.
435
00:18:13,774 --> 00:18:15,734
WELL, RICKY,
THAT'S NOT YOUR PROJECT.
436
00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:18,861
THAT'S MARCUS BARNES' PROJECT,
THE MAN BEHIND THE IDEA,
437
00:18:18,993 --> 00:18:20,993
THE MAN
BEHIND ALL THE IDEAS.
438
00:18:21,123 --> 00:18:23,303
IN FACT, MARCUS WAS HEAD WRITER
ON {\an8}SEE DAD RUN FOR TEN YEARS,
439
00:18:23,428 --> 00:18:24,688
AND HE HAD
TO PUT UP WITH ME.
440
00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:28,440
AND TONIGHT HE'S HERE
AS MY BEST FRIEND.
441
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:31,080
STAND UP, MARCUS.
442
00:18:31,213 --> 00:18:34,743
[cheers and applause]
443
00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:40,044
THANK YOU, TOM,
AND THANK YOU, DAVID.
444
00:18:40,171 --> 00:18:43,301
YOUR WORDS
MEAN A LOT TO ME.
445
00:18:43,432 --> 00:18:45,222
HE STILL DIDN'T APOLOGIZE, THOUGH.
446
00:18:45,346 --> 00:18:46,736
"BEST FRIEND" THING
IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS.
447
00:18:46,867 --> 00:18:47,997
OH.
448
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:51,048
AND THAT'S HOW TV SHOWS
ARE MADE, RICKY.
449
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,563
- WAH-WAH.
- [laughs]
450
00:18:53,695 --> 00:18:55,485
[cheers and applause]
451
00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:00,920
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE MISSED THE WHOLE SHOW.
452
00:19:01,044 --> 00:19:03,524
AT LEAST
WE CAN SAY HI TO RICKY.
453
00:19:03,654 --> 00:19:06,564
HEY, RICKY.
SORRY WE MISSED THE SHOW.
454
00:19:06,697 --> 00:19:08,317
CAN WE PLEASE
GET A PICTURE?
455
00:19:08,437 --> 00:19:09,997
[scoffs]
WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
456
00:19:10,132 --> 00:19:12,132
GET OUT OF MY FACE.
457
00:19:12,264 --> 00:19:15,224
CLYDE, GET THE DOOR.
458
00:19:15,351 --> 00:19:19,041
BUT IT'S ME.
BLUE EYES.
459
00:19:19,178 --> 00:19:21,348
YO, IS SHE STILL YAPPIN'
AT ME?
460
00:19:24,179 --> 00:19:26,049
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE, EM.
461
00:19:26,179 --> 00:19:29,449
NO, WAIT.
I HAVE TO TALK TO MY DAD.
462
00:19:29,572 --> 00:19:30,442
DADDY.
463
00:19:30,572 --> 00:19:31,572
EMILY?
464
00:19:31,702 --> 00:19:33,922
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
ARE YOU OKAY?
465
00:19:34,050 --> 00:19:36,530
DAD, I'M REALLY SORRY.
466
00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:38,660
FOR LYING ABOUT GOING
TO THE MUSEUM?
467
00:19:38,790 --> 00:19:41,140
YES,
BUT MORE THAN THAT.
468
00:19:41,269 --> 00:19:44,149
I'M SORRY
ABOUT WHAT I SAID.
469
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:48,010
YOU'RE NOTHING
LIKE RICKY.
470
00:19:48,139 --> 00:19:49,749
YOU CARE ABOUT PEOPLE, DAD.
471
00:19:49,879 --> 00:19:52,359
OH.
472
00:19:52,489 --> 00:19:55,319
OH.
THANK YOU, SWEETHEART.
473
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:57,315
- UH-OH.
- WHAT IS IT?
474
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,146
IS MRS. MAGOO
COMING UP BEHIND US?
475
00:19:59,272 --> 00:20:01,322
YEAH.
476
00:20:01,447 --> 00:20:03,757
BUT I'M READY
TO FACE THE MUSIC FOR LYING.
477
00:20:03,882 --> 00:20:04,962
ALL RIGHT, WELL, UH...
478
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:06,670
NO INTERNET FOR A WEEK.
479
00:20:06,795 --> 00:20:09,885
WHAT?
I DIDN'T KILL SOMEONE.
480
00:20:10,014 --> 00:20:12,844
BETWEEN ME AND MRS. MAGOO,
TAKE YOUR PICK.
481
00:20:12,970 --> 00:20:16,710
FINE. COVER ME.
482
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:19,451
DID I JUST SEE EMILY?
483
00:20:19,581 --> 00:20:23,761
WOW. YOU REALLY DO
NEED GLASSES.
484
00:20:23,885 --> 00:20:25,185
- HAPPY?
- HEY!
485
00:20:25,321 --> 00:20:27,411
LOOK AT YOU WITH THOSE.
486
00:20:27,538 --> 00:20:28,888
YOU SHOULD BE
ON THE COVER OF {\an8}COSMO.
487
00:20:29,017 --> 00:20:31,367
[laughs]
488
00:20:33,887 --> 00:20:35,497
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
489
00:20:35,627 --> 00:20:37,407
MY ENTOURAGE
ISN'T WORKING OUT.
490
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:40,280
I'M SORRY, DAD, I'M NEVER
GONNA BE ANYTHING LIKE RICKY.
491
00:20:40,411 --> 00:20:44,421
WAIT A MINUTE. IS THAT
WHAT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT, JOE?
492
00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:50,760
[sighs]
COME HERE.
493
00:20:50,890 --> 00:20:52,500
YOU KNOW,
494
00:20:52,630 --> 00:20:56,250
RICKY WISHES THAT HE WAS
HALF THE MAN YOU ARE.
495
00:20:58,501 --> 00:21:00,631
AND I WOULD BE PROUD
TO BE YOUR ENTOURAGE.
496
00:21:00,762 --> 00:21:02,292
REALLY?
497
00:21:02,415 --> 00:21:04,715
YEAH.
GO GRAB ME A SODA.
498
00:21:04,850 --> 00:21:06,330
AWESOME!
499
00:21:06,380 --> 00:21:10,930
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