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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,572 --> 00:00:08,752 HEY, HEY, HEY, YOU GUYS, 2 00:00:08,877 --> 00:00:10,447 THAT'S ENOUGH TELEVISION FOR THIS AFTERNOON. 3 00:00:10,573 --> 00:00:12,653 OH, WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S MY TV SHOW. 4 00:00:12,791 --> 00:00:15,441 JOE, PUT DOWN THE BOOK. YOU CAN READ LATER. 5 00:00:21,575 --> 00:00:25,225 - BUSTED, DAD! - [laughs] 6 00:00:28,315 --> 00:00:31,535 WELL, KYLE, I GUESS YOU CAN'T BAKE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO. 7 00:00:31,663 --> 00:00:35,493 [laughter] 8 00:00:35,621 --> 00:00:37,841 OH! [laughter] 9 00:00:37,969 --> 00:00:42,669 OH! 10 00:00:44,666 --> 00:00:46,096 [laughing] 11 00:00:46,232 --> 00:00:49,982 DADDY, YOUR TV SON'S FUNNY. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 12 00:00:50,102 --> 00:00:52,102 I HAD SUCH A GOOD TIME WORKING WITH THIS BOY RICKY. 13 00:00:52,233 --> 00:00:54,583 NO ONE LIKE HIM. - HEY, DAD. 14 00:00:54,712 --> 00:00:57,192 MAYBE SOMETIME YOU AND I CAN WEAR MATCHING V-NECK SWEATERS. 15 00:00:57,321 --> 00:00:59,321 AND I HAVE A BIG FACE YOU CAN SMUSH CAKE IN. 16 00:00:59,452 --> 00:01:03,332 THAT WAS CLASSIC WHEN HE WENT LIKE THIS, RIGHT? 17 00:01:03,453 --> 00:01:04,933 GOOD NEWS, DAVID. 18 00:01:05,061 --> 00:01:07,151 I AM NO LONGER A STAY-AT-HOME DAD 19 00:01:07,279 --> 00:01:09,539 WITH A STAY-AT-HOME WIFE. 20 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:11,370 MARCUS, WHAT DID YOU DO? 21 00:01:11,497 --> 00:01:13,497 THE NETWORK WANTS ME TO WRITE A NEW TV SHOW 22 00:01:13,628 --> 00:01:16,158 FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU {\an8} SEE DAD RUN. 23 00:01:16,281 --> 00:01:17,841 MARCUS, I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO WORK. 24 00:01:17,977 --> 00:01:19,287 I LOVE MY LIFE NOW. 25 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:20,892 SEE, THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND ME. 26 00:01:21,021 --> 00:01:21,981 I WANT TO GO BACK TO WORK. 27 00:01:22,108 --> 00:01:23,408 AND THE GREAT THING ABOUT THIS-- 28 00:01:23,543 --> 00:01:25,623 ALL IT NEEDS IS THE DAVID HOBBS' STAMP OF APPROVAL, 29 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:27,810 AND IT'S ON THE AIR. 30 00:01:27,935 --> 00:01:29,195 WAIT A MINUTE, YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT-- 31 00:01:29,326 --> 00:01:31,936 THAT I'M GONNA GET PAID AND NOT HAVE TO WORK? 32 00:01:32,066 --> 00:01:33,756 - YES. - THAT'S A GREAT JOB. 33 00:01:33,893 --> 00:01:36,113 AND THE GOOD THING-- WE'RE STARRING YOUR TV SON. 34 00:01:36,241 --> 00:01:37,811 NO WAY. RICKY ADAMS? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 35 00:01:37,936 --> 00:01:39,376 THAT'S MY BOY. 36 00:01:39,502 --> 00:01:44,292 I THOUGHT YOU WERE HIS BOY, JOE. WEIRD. 37 00:01:44,416 --> 00:01:45,976 HEY, DAD, IT'S GETTING A LITTLE CHILLY IN HERE. 38 00:01:46,113 --> 00:01:47,513 I'M GONNA GO THROW ON MY V-NECK. 39 00:01:47,635 --> 00:01:49,895 OH. 40 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:52,727 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TAKE ONE MEETING WITH YOUR BOY RICKY, 41 00:01:52,852 --> 00:01:55,292 SELL HIM ON THE IDEA, AND IT'S A SLAM DUNK. 42 00:01:55,418 --> 00:01:56,848 LET'S DO IT. ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU GOT? 43 00:01:56,984 --> 00:01:58,554 ALL RIGHT. CHECK THIS OUT. [clears throat] 44 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:01,510 A HEARTWARMING FAMILY COMEDY, 45 00:02:01,637 --> 00:02:03,817 STARRING RICKY AS A ROOKIE FIREFIGHTER, 46 00:02:03,941 --> 00:02:07,331 RAISING HIS FOUR YOUNG SIBLINGS IN THE FIREHOUSE. 47 00:02:07,464 --> 00:02:11,074 THE TWIST IS HE PUTS OUT MORE FIRES WITH HIS FAMILY 48 00:02:11,204 --> 00:02:13,684 THAN HE DOES IN THE CITY. 49 00:02:13,813 --> 00:02:16,683 I LIKE IT. I LIKE IT. 50 00:02:16,814 --> 00:02:18,204 WAIT A MINUTE. 51 00:02:18,336 --> 00:02:20,556 WHAT IF HE WAS A VET IN AN ANIMAL HOSPITAL? 52 00:02:20,684 --> 00:02:22,084 PEOPLE LOVE ANIMALS. 53 00:02:22,206 --> 00:02:23,856 THEY DO, BUT ME AND YOU, 54 00:02:23,989 --> 00:02:26,169 WE GET KIND OF FREAKED OUT WHEN ANIMALS TALK, REMEMBER? 55 00:02:26,294 --> 00:02:27,774 THAT'S RIGHT. 56 00:02:27,903 --> 00:02:29,253 HMM, I WONDER WHERE ELSE THE KIDS 57 00:02:29,382 --> 00:02:33,382 COULD WREAK COMEDIC HAVOC IN AN ANIMAL-FREE SETTING. HMM. 58 00:02:33,512 --> 00:02:38,082 WHAT ABOUT A PAINT STORE OR A CHINA SHOP? 59 00:02:38,209 --> 00:02:39,739 A COURTHOUSE? 60 00:02:39,861 --> 00:02:41,731 BOOM. I LIKE WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH THE GOVERNMENT SERVICES. 61 00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:43,601 KEEP THAT GOING. HMM. 62 00:02:43,732 --> 00:02:46,302 DMV, NO. 63 00:02:46,428 --> 00:02:49,998 POLICE STATION, DONE THAT. 64 00:02:50,125 --> 00:02:52,995 I GOT IT. I GOT IT. FIREHOUSE. 65 00:02:53,125 --> 00:02:54,435 - OH, THAT'S IT! - RIGHT? COME ON. 66 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:55,990 - WOW! - JUST CAME TO ME. 67 00:02:56,126 --> 00:02:57,996 I'M LUCKY I'M HERE WHEN THOSE THINGS COME TO YOU. 68 00:02:58,126 --> 00:02:59,516 AND I'M ALWAYS HERE. 69 00:02:59,648 --> 00:03:02,298 [upbeat rock music] 70 00:03:02,431 --> 00:03:10,441 ♪ 71 00:03:22,956 --> 00:03:25,086 HOW MUCH LONGER, MOMMY? 72 00:03:25,218 --> 00:03:26,518 JUST ANOTHER MINUTE, SWEETIE, 73 00:03:26,653 --> 00:03:30,003 'CAUSE MOMMY LOVES IT WHEN YOU HELP HER MEMORIZE HER LINES. 74 00:03:30,132 --> 00:03:31,482 NOW STEP BACK A LITTLE FURTHER. 75 00:03:31,610 --> 00:03:32,480 OKAY. 76 00:03:32,610 --> 00:03:34,480 OKAY, A LITTLE CLOSER. 77 00:03:34,611 --> 00:03:36,391 JUST--MM-HMM. 78 00:03:36,524 --> 00:03:37,794 PERFECT. 79 00:03:37,916 --> 00:03:40,136 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 80 00:03:40,264 --> 00:03:42,484 BUY YOURSELF SOME READING GLASSES. 81 00:03:42,612 --> 00:03:44,742 OH, NO, I'M WAY TOO YOUNG FOR GLASSES. 82 00:03:44,873 --> 00:03:46,353 COME ON. NO, THIS IS JUST A-- 83 00:03:46,483 --> 00:03:49,013 A FUN THING THAT JANIE AND I LIKE TO DO TOGETHER. THAT'S ALL. 84 00:03:49,136 --> 00:03:51,656 UNTIL MY ARMS GET TIRED, 85 00:03:51,788 --> 00:03:54,398 WHICH IS NOW. 86 00:03:54,527 --> 00:03:56,877 - WOW. - [laughs] 87 00:03:57,006 --> 00:03:58,276 DADDY! DAD, DAD, DAD! 88 00:03:58,398 --> 00:03:59,478 DAD, DAD! 89 00:03:59,615 --> 00:04:00,835 WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? 90 00:04:00,963 --> 00:04:03,183 WHAT? 91 00:04:03,312 --> 00:04:05,142 DAD, RICKY ADAMS JUST TWEETED THAT YOU'RE DOING A SHOW 92 00:04:05,269 --> 00:04:08,229 WITH RICKY ADAMS, STARRING RICKY ADAMS! 93 00:04:08,356 --> 00:04:09,796 YOU'VE KNOWN RICKY SINCE YOU WERE A LITTLE GIRL. 94 00:04:09,922 --> 00:04:11,142 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 95 00:04:11,270 --> 00:04:13,100 YEAH, WELL, UP UNTIL LAST YEAR I WAS INTO UNICORNS, 96 00:04:13,227 --> 00:04:14,707 AND HE WAS JUST RICKY ADAMS. 97 00:04:14,836 --> 00:04:18,666 NOW I'M NOT INTO UNICORNS, AND HE IS RICKY ADAMS! 98 00:04:18,793 --> 00:04:21,573 ANOTHER TWEET--HE'S ABOUT TO MEET AT DAVID HOBBS' HOUSE! 99 00:04:21,706 --> 00:04:24,406 SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! [doorbell rings] 100 00:04:24,533 --> 00:04:27,583 OPEN THE FRONT DOOR! OPEN THE FRONT DOOR! 101 00:04:27,707 --> 00:04:31,577 LET ME. 102 00:04:31,708 --> 00:04:33,318 both: OH. 103 00:04:33,448 --> 00:04:34,758 I GET THAT AT HOME. 104 00:04:34,882 --> 00:04:36,622 CHECK IT OUT, DAD. 105 00:04:36,753 --> 00:04:38,153 JUST LIKE RICKY. 106 00:04:38,275 --> 00:04:39,535 OH, JOE, VERY COOL. 107 00:04:39,667 --> 00:04:40,627 DESPERATE. 108 00:04:40,754 --> 00:04:42,574 [doorbell rings] 109 00:04:42,710 --> 00:04:45,460 [squeals] 110 00:04:45,581 --> 00:04:47,411 HEY, RICKY. 111 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,667 HEY, BLUE EYES. LOOK AT YOU, ALL GROWN UP. 112 00:04:49,798 --> 00:04:51,448 [giggles] 113 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:53,762 RICKY, HOW YA DOIN', SON? 114 00:04:53,886 --> 00:04:56,326 GOOD TO SEE YOU, POPS. 115 00:04:56,452 --> 00:04:59,062 - WHAT'S UP, RICK? - 'SUP, BOSS? 116 00:04:59,192 --> 00:05:00,762 YEAH, AND WHO ARE THESE THREE DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMEN? 117 00:05:00,887 --> 00:05:02,057 MY ENTOURAGE. 118 00:05:02,192 --> 00:05:04,242 CLYDE STYLES ME UP, 119 00:05:04,367 --> 00:05:06,277 RASCAL KEEPS US MOBILE IN THE SUV, 120 00:05:06,411 --> 00:05:11,201 AND TUBS DOES SECURITY AND MY TAXES. 121 00:05:11,325 --> 00:05:13,505 THEY HAVE FUNNY NAMES. 122 00:05:13,629 --> 00:05:17,679 YOU KNOW WHAT, MINI HOBBS? I'M GONNA CALL YOU... 123 00:05:17,804 --> 00:05:19,894 LADYBUG. 124 00:05:20,022 --> 00:05:20,972 NOW YOU'VE GOT A FUNNY NAME TOO. 125 00:05:21,109 --> 00:05:24,769 [giggles] 126 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:28,162 AND LOOK AT YOU KICKIN' IT WITH YOUR BEAUTIFUL FAMILY. 127 00:05:28,284 --> 00:05:29,674 I'D THROW ON A V-NECK SWEATER AND MOVE IN, 128 00:05:29,806 --> 00:05:33,066 BUT RICKY ADAMS DOES NOT DO V-NECKS NO MORE. 129 00:05:33,198 --> 00:05:36,078 YEAH. V-NECKS ARE LAME. 130 00:05:36,199 --> 00:05:37,979 UM, HEY, HONEY, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 131 00:05:38,112 --> 00:05:39,112 RICKY. 132 00:05:39,243 --> 00:05:41,383 WHOO, MRS. HOBBS. 133 00:05:41,504 --> 00:05:45,724 YOU LOOKIN' FINE ENOUGH TO BE ON THE COVER OF {\an8}COSMO. 134 00:05:45,853 --> 00:05:47,723 RICKY, YOU SEEM DIFFERENT. YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP. 135 00:05:47,853 --> 00:05:49,033 YOU MEAN BLOWN UP! 136 00:05:49,158 --> 00:05:50,068 - OH! - BOOM! 137 00:05:50,201 --> 00:05:51,811 YEAH. 138 00:05:51,941 --> 00:05:53,461 YOU'VE GOT AN ENTOURAGE 139 00:05:53,593 --> 00:05:56,333 AND SWAGGERING ALL OVER THE PLACE. 140 00:05:56,463 --> 00:05:58,203 YOU HIRE A SWAGGER COACH FOR THAT? 141 00:05:58,334 --> 00:06:00,774 [scoffs] DAVID, IF I DID HAVE A SWAG COACH, 142 00:06:00,899 --> 00:06:03,119 HE'D TELL ME NOT TO ADMIT THAT I HAVE A SWAG COACH. 143 00:06:03,248 --> 00:06:05,118 SO, UH-- [clears throat] NO. 144 00:06:05,248 --> 00:06:09,168 I DO NOT HAVE A SWAG COACH. 145 00:06:09,292 --> 00:06:11,292 UM, OKAY. WH-- 146 00:06:11,423 --> 00:06:13,073 HEY. HOW'S IT GOING, RICKY? 147 00:06:13,205 --> 00:06:16,345 YO, K-DAWG. YOU STILL WORKING FOR DAVID? 148 00:06:16,467 --> 00:06:17,947 PSSH, YOU MUST BE A BIG FAN OF {\an8}STAR TREK 149 00:06:18,077 --> 00:06:20,597 BECAUSE YOU ARE A MAJOR KLINGON. 150 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:23,558 all: OH! - NO, YOU DIDN'T! 151 00:06:23,686 --> 00:06:25,556 DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE LAUGHING AT. 152 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:26,826 YOU ALL GOT THE SAME JOB. 153 00:06:26,947 --> 00:06:28,897 [laughs] 154 00:06:29,035 --> 00:06:33,605 OH, YEAH, HE DI-ID! [laughing] 155 00:06:33,731 --> 00:06:36,771 HE DI-ID. 156 00:06:36,905 --> 00:06:39,515 HEY, RICKY, SO I HEARD 157 00:06:39,645 --> 00:06:40,865 YOU'RE GONNA BE ON TOM BERGERON'S TALK SHOW 158 00:06:40,993 --> 00:06:41,863 ON WEDNESDAY. 159 00:06:41,993 --> 00:06:43,303 THAT'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW, 160 00:06:43,429 --> 00:06:43,999 CLYDE'LL HOOK YOU UP WITH TICKETS. 161 00:06:44,124 --> 00:06:45,514 HEY, CLYDE... 162 00:06:45,646 --> 00:06:47,566 HOLD ON. ISN'T WEDNESDAY YOUR SCHOOL MUSEUM TRIP? 163 00:06:47,690 --> 00:06:49,170 SO UNLESS THEY'RE TAPING AT THE MOCA, 164 00:06:49,299 --> 00:06:50,169 YOU CAN'T GO. 165 00:06:50,299 --> 00:06:51,689 FINE. 166 00:06:51,821 --> 00:06:53,741 TIME TO GO MEMORIZE MY LINES, SO NICE SEEING YOU, RICKY. 167 00:06:53,865 --> 00:06:55,815 LET'S GO, JANIE. 168 00:06:55,953 --> 00:06:57,953 BUT MY ARMS ARE JELL-O. 169 00:07:00,780 --> 00:07:03,000 WE'LL BE THERE. 170 00:07:03,128 --> 00:07:04,298 HEY, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE SHOW. 171 00:07:04,433 --> 00:07:05,913 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, RICKY, HAVE A SEAT. 172 00:07:06,042 --> 00:07:08,522 GUYS, JUST DO WHAT YOU DO. OKAY. 173 00:07:08,650 --> 00:07:10,610 SO THE NETWORK CALLED US, AND THEY SAID THEY WANTED A SHOW 174 00:07:10,738 --> 00:07:12,268 FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU {\an8}SEE DAD RUN, 175 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:14,870 AND MARCUS AND I WERE LIKE, "YEAH, I MEAN, LET'S DO IT." 176 00:07:14,999 --> 00:07:15,869 [chuckles] 177 00:07:15,999 --> 00:07:17,389 SEE, THE NETWORK TOLD ME 178 00:07:17,522 --> 00:07:21,182 THEY WANT A SHOW STARRING RICKY ADAMS. 179 00:07:21,305 --> 00:07:23,175 YEAH, FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU {\an8}SEE DAD RUN. 180 00:07:23,305 --> 00:07:26,655 STARRING RICKY ADAMS. 181 00:07:26,785 --> 00:07:28,875 - FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT-- - WHO ARE WORKING TOGETHER 182 00:07:29,002 --> 00:07:32,222 TO CREATE ONE BIG HIT SHOW. 183 00:07:32,351 --> 00:07:33,221 PICTURE THIS, RICKY. - YEAH, HERE WE GO. 184 00:07:33,351 --> 00:07:35,491 YOU ARE A ROOKIE FIREFIGHTER 185 00:07:35,612 --> 00:07:37,912 RAISING YOUR FOUR YOUNG SIBLINGS IN THE FIREHOUSE. 186 00:07:38,047 --> 00:07:39,187 RIGHT, AND HERE'S THE TWIST ON IT. 187 00:07:39,308 --> 00:07:41,828 YOU PUT OUT MORE FIRES WITH YOUR FAMILY 188 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:44,791 THAN YOU DO IN THE CITY. 189 00:07:44,918 --> 00:07:47,008 I LIKE IT. 190 00:07:47,136 --> 00:07:50,356 LET'S SEE, UH--HA. 191 00:07:50,484 --> 00:07:54,534 {\an8}FIVE ALARM FAMILY, STARRING RICKY ADAMS. 192 00:07:54,659 --> 00:07:56,969 FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU {\an8}SEE DAD RUN. 193 00:07:57,095 --> 00:07:58,655 LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A SHOW HERE. 194 00:07:58,791 --> 00:08:01,191 ABSOLUTELY! YOU ARE MY GUYS. 195 00:08:06,661 --> 00:08:08,621 OH, I SEE YOU'RE DOING YOUR EYE EXERCISES. 196 00:08:08,748 --> 00:08:09,798 GOOD FOR YOU. 197 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:12,533 CAN YOU SIGN THIS? 198 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:20,360 IT'S A PERMISSION SLIP FOR MY FIELD TRIP TO THE MUSEUM. 199 00:08:20,490 --> 00:08:22,320 [chuckles] I KNOW WHAT IT IS. 200 00:08:22,447 --> 00:08:25,187 AH. "PERMISSION TO GO TO THE MUSEUM." 201 00:08:26,970 --> 00:08:29,710 ALL RIGHT. GRANTED. 202 00:08:29,839 --> 00:08:30,709 THANKS, MOM. 203 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:32,620 CAN'T WAIT TO VAN GOGH. 204 00:08:37,014 --> 00:08:38,494 CHECK IT OUT, DAD. 205 00:08:38,624 --> 00:08:42,414 GOT MY OWN ENTOURAGE, JUST LIKE RICKY. 206 00:08:42,538 --> 00:08:43,758 YES. 207 00:08:43,886 --> 00:08:45,756 VERY IMPRESSIVE, JOE. 208 00:08:45,886 --> 00:08:47,276 YEAH, I GOT LADYBUG ON SECURITY 209 00:08:47,408 --> 00:08:49,938 AND SUNFLOWER STYLES ME UP. 210 00:08:50,061 --> 00:08:51,971 BOOP. 211 00:08:52,105 --> 00:08:53,635 I TOLD YOU, SUNFLOWER. NO MORE STICKERS. 212 00:08:53,757 --> 00:08:55,057 JUST STAND THERE AND LOOK PRETTY. 213 00:08:55,193 --> 00:08:59,813 HE THINKS I'M PRETTY! 214 00:08:59,932 --> 00:09:01,012 [doorbell rings] 215 00:09:01,150 --> 00:09:05,550 IT'S RICKY! I GOT IT! 216 00:09:05,672 --> 00:09:09,672 HEY, BLUE EYES. GOT YOUR BERGERON TICKETS. 217 00:09:09,804 --> 00:09:13,494 OH, I CANNOT USE THOSE TICKETS BECAUSE OF MY SCHOOL FIELD TRIP, 218 00:09:13,631 --> 00:09:16,321 BUT I WILL KEEP THEM FOR MY SCRAPBOOK. 219 00:09:16,457 --> 00:09:19,027 SEE YOU THERE. 220 00:09:19,153 --> 00:09:20,633 HEY, RICKY. UH... 221 00:09:20,762 --> 00:09:23,592 MOE, LARRY, AND CURLY. 222 00:09:23,719 --> 00:09:25,289 WHAT'S UP? 223 00:09:25,415 --> 00:09:27,415 DAVID, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THE PROJECT, 224 00:09:27,546 --> 00:09:30,026 AND ACTOR TO ACTOR, I'M PUMPED TO DO A SHOW. 225 00:09:30,155 --> 00:09:31,595 I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT IT'S-- 226 00:09:31,721 --> 00:09:33,681 IT'S FRESHER THAN {\an8}SEE DAD RUN. 227 00:09:33,808 --> 00:09:36,198 OH, I SEE, YOU WANT TO DO A FRESH SHOW 228 00:09:36,330 --> 00:09:37,770 THAT GETS CANCELED AFTER SIX EPISODES, 229 00:09:37,896 --> 00:09:39,596 AS OPPOSED TO A HIT THAT RUNS FOR TEN YEARS. 230 00:09:39,722 --> 00:09:40,892 I UNDERSTAND. 231 00:09:41,026 --> 00:09:42,556 I'M JUST SAYING THAT I DON'T WANT TO DO 232 00:09:42,679 --> 00:09:45,249 A BUNCH OF CORNY JOKES YOU SEE COMING A MILE AWAY. 233 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:48,636 YOU KNOW, THE KIND THAT MAKE YOU WANT TO GO, "WAH-WAH." 234 00:09:48,767 --> 00:09:51,857 OF COURSE, RICKY, AND NEITHER DO I. 235 00:09:51,985 --> 00:09:53,775 REALLY? 'CAUSE, BETWEEN YOU AND ME, 236 00:09:53,899 --> 00:09:57,899 {\an8}SEE DAD RUN COULD BE A LITTLE WAH-WAH. 237 00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:00,510 I THOUGHT WE HAD SOME REALLY FUNNY MOMENTS IN THAT SHOW. NO? 238 00:10:00,639 --> 00:10:02,909 LIKE WHEN YOU SCRATCHED MY 9 IRON, 239 00:10:03,030 --> 00:10:05,200 AND YOU PUT IT IN THE TRASH COMPACTOR, 240 00:10:05,336 --> 00:10:08,216 AND I PULLED IT OUT AND I SAID, "HEY, NOW I GOT A 4 1/2 IRON." 241 00:10:08,336 --> 00:10:11,636 YEAH, THAT WAS A LITTLE... 242 00:10:11,771 --> 00:10:13,561 WAH-WAH. 243 00:10:13,685 --> 00:10:15,725 WHAT ABOUT THE TIME THAT WE THREW A PARTY FOR YOU, 244 00:10:15,859 --> 00:10:18,219 AND WE HAD THE HOUSE FILLED WITH HELIUM BALLOONS, 245 00:10:18,338 --> 00:10:20,118 AND WE LITERALLY RAISED THE ROOF? 246 00:10:20,251 --> 00:10:22,511 [scoffs] THAT WAS ALL KINDS OF WAH-WAH! 247 00:10:22,644 --> 00:10:23,914 [laughs] 248 00:10:24,034 --> 00:10:27,124 YEAH, LOOK, RICKY, I'M GONNA ASK YOU NICELY. 249 00:10:27,253 --> 00:10:29,683 STOP--STOP SAYING, "WAH-WAH," TO ME. 250 00:10:29,819 --> 00:10:32,379 DAVID, CHILL. IT WASN'T YOU, MAN, IT WAS THE SHOW. 251 00:10:32,515 --> 00:10:34,125 THE SHOW THAT MADE YOU WHO YOU ARE? 252 00:10:34,254 --> 00:10:35,344 [scoffs] ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 253 00:10:35,472 --> 00:10:36,872 MAN, THAT SHOW WAS LUCKY TO HAVE ME, 254 00:10:36,994 --> 00:10:38,254 AND LET'S BE HONEST. 255 00:10:38,386 --> 00:10:41,216 IT SHOULD'VE BEEN CALLED, {\an8} SEE DAD WAH-WAH. 256 00:10:41,342 --> 00:10:43,042 YEAH, UH, RASCAL, GET THE DOOR. 257 00:10:43,169 --> 00:10:46,169 CLYDE GETS THE DOOR. 258 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:48,170 - WHATEVER. ALL RIGHT. COME ON. - SERIOUSLY? 259 00:10:48,301 --> 00:10:50,301 YOU'RE KICKING ME OUTTA YOUR HOUSE. 260 00:10:50,431 --> 00:10:52,701 CHECK OUT MY NEW EPISODE. 261 00:10:52,823 --> 00:10:53,953 IT'S CALLED, "SEE DAD NOT CARE WHO OPENS THE DOOR 262 00:10:54,084 --> 00:10:55,084 "OR WHO STARTS THE SUV, 263 00:10:55,215 --> 00:10:59,095 NOW GET THE WAH-WAH OUTTA MY HOUSE." 264 00:11:04,347 --> 00:11:05,787 MAN, YOU KICKED RICKY OUT THE HOUSE? 265 00:11:05,912 --> 00:11:07,212 DON'T DO THAT! 266 00:11:07,347 --> 00:11:09,007 ARE YOU CRAZY, MARCUS? 267 00:11:09,131 --> 00:11:11,781 YES, I KICKED HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE, MARCUS. 268 00:11:11,913 --> 00:11:13,313 I HAD NO CHOICE. 269 00:11:13,435 --> 00:11:14,955 HE WAH-WAH'D ME. 270 00:11:15,088 --> 00:11:16,788 WELL, NOW HE QUIT THE PROJECT. 271 00:11:16,914 --> 00:11:18,264 YOU SOUND MAD. 272 00:11:18,393 --> 00:11:21,443 I AM OUT OF A JOB BECAUSE SOMEONE WAH-WAH'D YOU? 273 00:11:21,568 --> 00:11:23,568 MARCUS, SERIOUSLY, IF ANYBODY SHOULD BE UPSET, IT'S ME. 274 00:11:23,698 --> 00:11:25,138 I'M THE VICTIM HERE. 275 00:11:25,264 --> 00:11:27,304 YOU DON'T WAH-WAH ANYBODY. THAT'S NOT COOL. 276 00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:28,698 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 277 00:11:28,830 --> 00:11:31,400 ON THE SHOW, YOU WOULD DO IT TO ME ALL THE TIME. 278 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:34,405 REALLY? THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ME. 279 00:11:34,526 --> 00:11:39,306 "SO MUCH TIME, SO LITTLE CHICKEN FRIED RICE." 280 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,230 WAH-WAH. 281 00:11:44,441 --> 00:11:45,611 ALL RIGHT, DAVID. 282 00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:49,056 WHEN YOU COME IN AND FIND THE TERRARIUM OPEN, 283 00:11:49,181 --> 00:11:54,541 HOW 'BOUT YOU SAY, "WHO LET THE FROGS OUT?" 284 00:11:54,661 --> 00:11:57,401 WAH-WAH. 285 00:11:58,748 --> 00:12:00,578 [snaps pencil] 286 00:12:00,705 --> 00:12:03,705 "HONEY, I REFUSE TO ASK DIRECTIONS FROM ANYONE. 287 00:12:03,836 --> 00:12:06,706 EVEN THE ONSTAR LADY." - [laughs] 288 00:12:06,837 --> 00:12:09,277 WAH-WAH. 289 00:12:13,359 --> 00:12:16,019 THAT WAS DIFFERENT, MAN. COME ON. 290 00:12:16,143 --> 00:12:19,443 THAT WAS ME AND YOU DOING OUR THING. 291 00:12:19,578 --> 00:12:21,628 WHEN RICKY DID IT, IT WAS JUST HURTFUL TO ME. 292 00:12:21,753 --> 00:12:25,583 [chuckles] ONCE AGAIN, IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT? 293 00:12:25,709 --> 00:12:27,929 WE ESTABLISHED THAT YEARS AGO. 294 00:12:28,057 --> 00:12:30,757 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 295 00:12:34,581 --> 00:12:35,671 HONEY, I'M TELLING YOU, 296 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,668 I THINK YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO MARCUS. 297 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,239 NAH, WE USED TO FIGHT IN THE SHOW ALL THE TIME, 298 00:12:39,364 --> 00:12:40,364 AND THE NEXT DAY, IT'D BE FORGOTTEN. 299 00:12:40,495 --> 00:12:41,925 BECAUSE YOU WERE THE STAR OF THE SHOW. 300 00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:43,460 HE HAD TO FORGIVE YOU. 301 00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:45,323 THERE'S NO STAR IN FRIENDSHIP, DAVID. 302 00:12:45,452 --> 00:12:50,322 WELL, NOT TECHNICALLY, BUT WE ALL KNOW. 303 00:12:50,453 --> 00:12:52,633 DAD, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 304 00:12:52,758 --> 00:12:54,888 YOU DON'T KICK RICKY ADAMS OUT OF ANYWHERE. 305 00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:57,850 HE HAS BEEN ON 25 COVERS OF {\an8}TEEN FAN MAGAZINE! 306 00:12:57,976 --> 00:12:59,416 EMILY, TAKE IT EASY. 307 00:12:59,542 --> 00:13:01,022 FIRST OF ALL, THIS BOY IS NOT THE BOY YOU REMEMBER, OKAY? 308 00:13:01,152 --> 00:13:02,802 HE'S CHANGED, ALL RIGHT? 309 00:13:02,934 --> 00:13:04,544 I MEAN, SHOW BUSINESS HAS GONE TO HIS HEAD. 310 00:13:04,674 --> 00:13:05,844 HE'S FULL OF HIMSELF. 311 00:13:05,978 --> 00:13:07,238 UH, HELLO, BLACK POT. 312 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,720 I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO KETTLE. 313 00:13:09,848 --> 00:13:14,238 THERE'S NO WAY MY HEAD IS AS BIG AS HIS. COME ON! 314 00:13:14,371 --> 00:13:17,591 AND FOR THE RECORD, I'VE BEEN ON 87 COVERS. 315 00:13:17,719 --> 00:13:21,469 THAT'S NOT COUNTING THE ONE THAT I HAD TO SHARE WITH ROB LOWE. 316 00:13:21,590 --> 00:13:22,890 WHO'S READY FOR CARPOOL? 317 00:13:23,025 --> 00:13:26,165 HEY, MARCUS. LOOKING GOOD THIS MORNING. 318 00:13:26,286 --> 00:13:28,326 EMILY, YOU READY? MARY'S ALREADY IN THE CAR. 319 00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:29,990 OH, I CANNOT GET OUT OF HERE SOON ENOUGH. 320 00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:32,413 ME NEITHER. 321 00:13:32,548 --> 00:13:34,208 HAVE A NICE DAY, AMY. 322 00:13:38,201 --> 00:13:41,901 HEY, MARCUS, 323 00:13:42,028 --> 00:13:45,028 LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY FOR... 324 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:50,160 FOR RICKY'S BAD BEHAVIOR. 325 00:13:50,291 --> 00:13:52,511 RICKY KILLED THE PROJECT. 326 00:13:52,639 --> 00:13:55,249 SO, YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY THAT IT WAS ALL HIS FAULT. 327 00:13:55,378 --> 00:13:58,948 DAVID, I KNOW IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO APOLOGIZE, 328 00:13:59,074 --> 00:14:02,344 SO I ACCEPT THAT YOU THINK THAT YOU JUST APOLOGIZED. 329 00:14:06,511 --> 00:14:08,991 YOU KNOW, HE SAYS HE DID, HONEY, 330 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,290 BUT I DON'T THINK HE ACCEPTED MY APOLOGY. 331 00:14:11,425 --> 00:14:14,345 GOOD FOR YOU. YOU PICKED UP ON THAT. 332 00:14:20,209 --> 00:14:21,909 - OH, MR. HOBBS. - YEAH. 333 00:14:22,036 --> 00:14:23,606 JORDAN SANCHEZ. I'M A BIG FAN. 334 00:14:23,731 --> 00:14:25,251 HEY. JORDAN SANCHEZ, MAN. 335 00:14:25,384 --> 00:14:27,474 I JUST SAW YOUR MOVIE. I LOVED IT. 336 00:14:27,602 --> 00:14:30,262 WIFE HAD TO DRAG ME TO IT, BUT IT DID MAKE ME CRY. 337 00:14:30,385 --> 00:14:31,865 WELL, THANKS. 338 00:14:31,994 --> 00:14:34,344 YOU KNOW, TRUTH IS I'D LOVE TO DO A TV SHOW LIKE YOURS. 339 00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:36,173 YOU KNOW, SOMETHING FUNNY WITH HEART, 340 00:14:36,299 --> 00:14:37,819 GOOD FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY. 341 00:14:37,952 --> 00:14:40,742 AH. YOU KNOW, I LIKE YOU, JORDAN. 342 00:14:40,865 --> 00:14:41,735 MOSTLY 'CAUSE YOU LIKE ME. 343 00:14:41,866 --> 00:14:43,776 both: [laugh] 344 00:14:43,909 --> 00:14:44,829 - CLASSIC. YOU'RE THE MASTER. - THANK YOU, MAN. I'LL SEE YOU. 345 00:14:44,953 --> 00:14:45,823 YOU HAVE A GOOD SHOW. 346 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,123 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT. 347 00:14:47,258 --> 00:14:49,268 OH, HEY, RICKY. - OH, DAVID. 348 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,818 WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? - WELL, LISTEN. 349 00:14:51,954 --> 00:14:54,094 LOOK, I WANT TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT, OKAY? 350 00:14:54,216 --> 00:14:54,956 I WANT THIS PROJECT TO MOVE FORWARD. 351 00:14:55,085 --> 00:14:56,695 DAVID. 352 00:14:56,824 --> 00:14:58,694 DAVID, YOU REALLY DON'T NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO ME. 353 00:14:58,825 --> 00:15:02,565 I DON'T? SO YOU'LL DO IT? 354 00:15:02,696 --> 00:15:04,046 DIDN'T SAY THAT. 355 00:15:04,174 --> 00:15:06,524 SEE, YOU DIDN'T JUST INSULT ME, 356 00:15:06,652 --> 00:15:09,442 YOU INSULTED MY BOYS. 357 00:15:09,566 --> 00:15:11,956 OH. 358 00:15:12,088 --> 00:15:15,188 OH, I--YOU WANT ME TO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR BOYS. 359 00:15:15,306 --> 00:15:17,566 YEAH. 360 00:15:17,698 --> 00:15:19,828 YEAH. HMM. 361 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,010 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOT A GREAT IDEA. 362 00:15:22,134 --> 00:15:24,874 WHY DON'T WE DO THE APOLOGY ON THE SHOW? 363 00:15:25,004 --> 00:15:27,004 AMERICA WILL EAT IT UP. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 364 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,275 JUST DON'T MAKE IT A WAH-WAH. 365 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:30,916 [laughter] - OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T! 366 00:15:31,049 --> 00:15:32,309 OH, BOY, YOU GOT ME. 367 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,230 BACK THERE WITH THE HAT, YOU DI-ID. 368 00:15:36,963 --> 00:15:39,003 HOW LUCKY AM I THAT MY MOM CAN'T SEE? 369 00:15:39,137 --> 00:15:42,527 SHE SIGNED A DOCTOR'S NOTE THAT SAID I'M ALLERGIC TO ART. 370 00:15:42,659 --> 00:15:44,139 SO YOU THINK RICKY'S HERE YET? 371 00:15:44,269 --> 00:15:45,789 [girls screaming] 372 00:15:45,921 --> 00:15:48,101 OH, HE IS HERE. 373 00:15:50,270 --> 00:15:53,050 AND SO IS MY MOM. 374 00:15:53,184 --> 00:15:54,924 WHY ARE WE HERE? 375 00:15:55,053 --> 00:15:57,973 MARCUS, ALL DAVID TOLD ME WAS HE WANTED TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 376 00:15:58,097 --> 00:15:59,667 WITH TICKETS TO TOM BERGERON? 377 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,923 [laughs] 378 00:16:02,054 --> 00:16:03,664 I'D RATHER GO TO {\an8}DANCING WITH THE STARS. 379 00:16:03,794 --> 00:16:06,234 THAT SHOW IS SO GLAMOROUS. 380 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:09,060 HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 381 00:16:09,187 --> 00:16:12,887 I AM JUST TRYING TO GET PAST TO HOST MY SHOW. [chuckles] 382 00:16:13,012 --> 00:16:15,192 WELL, KEEP IT MOVING, BUDDY! 383 00:16:15,318 --> 00:16:17,098 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, THIS IS TOM BERGERON. 384 00:16:17,231 --> 00:16:18,841 I'M SORRY, MR. TOM BERGERON. 385 00:16:18,971 --> 00:16:20,151 I'M JOE HOBBS, THIS IS MY ENTOURAGE. 386 00:16:20,276 --> 00:16:21,226 HI, JOE. 387 00:16:21,363 --> 00:16:25,233 I HAVE AN ENTOURAGE TOO. THREE EX-WIVES. 388 00:16:25,363 --> 00:16:30,063 THEIR NAMES ARE MERCEDES, BEACH HOUSE, AND ALIMONY. 389 00:16:33,495 --> 00:16:34,715 WORST ENTOURAGE EVER. 390 00:16:34,843 --> 00:16:38,283 BOOP. 391 00:16:38,409 --> 00:16:40,539 [cheers and applause] 392 00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:42,760 WELCOME BACK. WELCOME BACK TO {\an8}BERGERON. 393 00:16:42,888 --> 00:16:46,628 MY GUESTS TODAY OF COURSE, JORDAN SANCHEZ AND RICKY ADAMS. 394 00:16:46,758 --> 00:16:50,938 RICKY, TEN SEASONS OF {\an8}SEE DAD RUN. 395 00:16:51,063 --> 00:16:52,023 DO YOU MISS IT? 396 00:16:52,151 --> 00:16:54,321 I MISS HANGING WITH THE CAST AND CREW. 397 00:16:54,456 --> 00:16:56,586 I LEARNED A LOT FROM THOSE GOOD PEOPLE. 398 00:16:56,717 --> 00:16:59,017 GOOD TO KNOW. WE HAVE A SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR YOU. 399 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:03,582 THE STAR OF {\an8}SEE DAD RUN, PLEASE WELCOME MR. DAVID HOBBS. 400 00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,628 [cheers and applause] 401 00:17:05,762 --> 00:17:07,762 - THANK YOU, THANK YOU, TOM! - HEY, BUDDY. HOW YOU DOING? 402 00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:08,983 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. - POPS. 403 00:17:09,110 --> 00:17:11,240 RICKY, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 404 00:17:11,372 --> 00:17:12,762 - GOOD TO HAVE YOU HERE, DAVID. - GOOD TO BE HERE, TOM. 405 00:17:12,894 --> 00:17:15,024 LAST TIME I SAW YOU, 406 00:17:15,155 --> 00:17:17,555 YOU WERE KICKING IN A 3-FOOT PUTT. 407 00:17:17,677 --> 00:17:19,237 AND I MEAN LITERALLY KICKING IT IN. 408 00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:20,813 YOU DIDN'T THINK I SAW YOU, BUT I DID. 409 00:17:20,938 --> 00:17:22,328 VERY NICE, DAVID, VERY NICE. 410 00:17:22,461 --> 00:17:24,681 SO HOW HAS LIFE BEEN SINCE {\an8}SEE DAD RUN? 411 00:17:24,809 --> 00:17:27,209 I KNOW HOW YOUR GOLF GAME IS, MR. MULLIGAN. 412 00:17:27,331 --> 00:17:29,201 TOUCHE. [laughs] 413 00:17:29,331 --> 00:17:31,461 UH, MY LIFE IS GREAT, TOM. 414 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,253 I'M REALLY ENJOYING HANGING OUT WITH MY FAMILY, 415 00:17:33,376 --> 00:17:34,986 MY WIFE AND KIDS, YOU KNOW. 416 00:17:35,115 --> 00:17:38,075 AND I REALIZED THAT IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO STEP ASIDE 417 00:17:38,203 --> 00:17:39,683 AND LET SOMEBODY ELSE SHINE. 418 00:17:39,812 --> 00:17:43,332 [laughs] THANKS, DAVID. YOU KNOW, THAT'S BIG OF YOU. 419 00:17:43,465 --> 00:17:44,475 YEAH, WHICH IS WHY RIGHT NOW I'M PUTTING TOGETHER A NEW SHOW. 420 00:17:44,595 --> 00:17:46,245 REALLY? 421 00:17:46,378 --> 00:17:47,858 AND I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT, YEAH, IT'S A GREAT IDEA. 422 00:17:47,987 --> 00:17:50,427 IT'S ABOUT A ROOKIE FIREMAN WHO RAISES HIS FOUR SIBLINGS 423 00:17:50,553 --> 00:17:51,903 IN THE FIREHOUSE. 424 00:17:52,031 --> 00:17:53,461 AND I'VE GOT THE PERFECT STAR FOR IT. 425 00:17:53,597 --> 00:17:55,127 OH, COME ON, DAVID. DON'T GET AHEAD OF YOURSELF. 426 00:17:55,249 --> 00:17:56,859 - JORDAN SANCHEZ. - HEY! 427 00:17:56,989 --> 00:17:57,989 - WHAT? - RIGHT? 428 00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:01,689 [cheers and applause] 429 00:18:01,816 --> 00:18:04,776 DAVID, I'D BE HONORED TO DO A SHOW WITH YOU. 430 00:18:04,903 --> 00:18:06,473 COOL, MAN. EXCELLENT. 431 00:18:06,599 --> 00:18:07,689 IN FACT, I'D DO ANYTHING 432 00:18:07,817 --> 00:18:09,297 WITH THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT US {\an8}SEE DAD RUN. 433 00:18:09,426 --> 00:18:11,036 WAIT, HOLD ON A SECOND. YOU CAN'T DO THAT, OKAY? 434 00:18:11,165 --> 00:18:13,645 THAT'S MY SHOW, STARRING ME, RICKY ADAMS. 435 00:18:13,774 --> 00:18:15,734 WELL, RICKY, THAT'S NOT YOUR PROJECT. 436 00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:18,861 THAT'S MARCUS BARNES' PROJECT, THE MAN BEHIND THE IDEA, 437 00:18:18,993 --> 00:18:20,993 THE MAN BEHIND ALL THE IDEAS. 438 00:18:21,123 --> 00:18:23,303 IN FACT, MARCUS WAS HEAD WRITER ON {\an8}SEE DAD RUN FOR TEN YEARS, 439 00:18:23,428 --> 00:18:24,688 AND HE HAD TO PUT UP WITH ME. 440 00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:28,440 AND TONIGHT HE'S HERE AS MY BEST FRIEND. 441 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:31,080 STAND UP, MARCUS. 442 00:18:31,213 --> 00:18:34,743 [cheers and applause] 443 00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:40,044 THANK YOU, TOM, AND THANK YOU, DAVID. 444 00:18:40,171 --> 00:18:43,301 YOUR WORDS MEAN A LOT TO ME. 445 00:18:43,432 --> 00:18:45,222 HE STILL DIDN'T APOLOGIZE, THOUGH. 446 00:18:45,346 --> 00:18:46,736 "BEST FRIEND" THING IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS. 447 00:18:46,867 --> 00:18:47,997 OH. 448 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:51,048 AND THAT'S HOW TV SHOWS ARE MADE, RICKY. 449 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,563 - WAH-WAH. - [laughs] 450 00:18:53,695 --> 00:18:55,485 [cheers and applause] 451 00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:00,920 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE MISSED THE WHOLE SHOW. 452 00:19:01,044 --> 00:19:03,524 AT LEAST WE CAN SAY HI TO RICKY. 453 00:19:03,654 --> 00:19:06,564 HEY, RICKY. SORRY WE MISSED THE SHOW. 454 00:19:06,697 --> 00:19:08,317 CAN WE PLEASE GET A PICTURE? 455 00:19:08,437 --> 00:19:09,997 [scoffs] WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 456 00:19:10,132 --> 00:19:12,132 GET OUT OF MY FACE. 457 00:19:12,264 --> 00:19:15,224 CLYDE, GET THE DOOR. 458 00:19:15,351 --> 00:19:19,041 BUT IT'S ME. BLUE EYES. 459 00:19:19,178 --> 00:19:21,348 YO, IS SHE STILL YAPPIN' AT ME? 460 00:19:24,179 --> 00:19:26,049 LET'S GET OUTTA HERE, EM. 461 00:19:26,179 --> 00:19:29,449 NO, WAIT. I HAVE TO TALK TO MY DAD. 462 00:19:29,572 --> 00:19:30,442 DADDY. 463 00:19:30,572 --> 00:19:31,572 EMILY? 464 00:19:31,702 --> 00:19:33,922 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? ARE YOU OKAY? 465 00:19:34,050 --> 00:19:36,530 DAD, I'M REALLY SORRY. 466 00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:38,660 FOR LYING ABOUT GOING TO THE MUSEUM? 467 00:19:38,790 --> 00:19:41,140 YES, BUT MORE THAN THAT. 468 00:19:41,269 --> 00:19:44,149 I'M SORRY ABOUT WHAT I SAID. 469 00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:48,010 YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE RICKY. 470 00:19:48,139 --> 00:19:49,749 YOU CARE ABOUT PEOPLE, DAD. 471 00:19:49,879 --> 00:19:52,359 OH. 472 00:19:52,489 --> 00:19:55,319 OH. THANK YOU, SWEETHEART. 473 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:57,315 - UH-OH. - WHAT IS IT? 474 00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,146 IS MRS. MAGOO COMING UP BEHIND US? 475 00:19:59,272 --> 00:20:01,322 YEAH. 476 00:20:01,447 --> 00:20:03,757 BUT I'M READY TO FACE THE MUSIC FOR LYING. 477 00:20:03,882 --> 00:20:04,962 ALL RIGHT, WELL, UH... 478 00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:06,670 NO INTERNET FOR A WEEK. 479 00:20:06,795 --> 00:20:09,885 WHAT? I DIDN'T KILL SOMEONE. 480 00:20:10,014 --> 00:20:12,844 BETWEEN ME AND MRS. MAGOO, TAKE YOUR PICK. 481 00:20:12,970 --> 00:20:16,710 FINE. COVER ME. 482 00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:19,451 DID I JUST SEE EMILY? 483 00:20:19,581 --> 00:20:23,761 WOW. YOU REALLY DO NEED GLASSES. 484 00:20:23,885 --> 00:20:25,185 - HAPPY? - HEY! 485 00:20:25,321 --> 00:20:27,411 LOOK AT YOU WITH THOSE. 486 00:20:27,538 --> 00:20:28,888 YOU SHOULD BE ON THE COVER OF {\an8}COSMO. 487 00:20:29,017 --> 00:20:31,367 [laughs] 488 00:20:33,887 --> 00:20:35,497 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. 489 00:20:35,627 --> 00:20:37,407 MY ENTOURAGE ISN'T WORKING OUT. 490 00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:40,280 I'M SORRY, DAD, I'M NEVER GONNA BE ANYTHING LIKE RICKY. 491 00:20:40,411 --> 00:20:44,421 WAIT A MINUTE. IS THAT WHAT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT, JOE? 492 00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:50,760 [sighs] COME HERE. 493 00:20:50,890 --> 00:20:52,500 YOU KNOW, 494 00:20:52,630 --> 00:20:56,250 RICKY WISHES THAT HE WAS HALF THE MAN YOU ARE. 495 00:20:58,501 --> 00:21:00,631 AND I WOULD BE PROUD TO BE YOUR ENTOURAGE. 496 00:21:00,762 --> 00:21:02,292 REALLY? 497 00:21:02,415 --> 00:21:04,715 YEAH. GO GRAB ME A SODA. 498 00:21:04,850 --> 00:21:06,330 AWESOME! 499 00:21:06,380 --> 00:21:10,930 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35930

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