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- JOE, HOW'S YOUR TOAST?
- GREAT.
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WHERE'D YOU GET
THIS AWESOME BLACK BREAD?
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HE BURNED IT, YOU BOOB.
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I THINK I COULD USE
THIS TURKEY BACON AS A BELT.
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MOMMY SAYS NOT TO EAT PASTE.
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OH, HONEY, THIS IS OATMEAL.
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IT TASTES A LOT LIKE PASTE.
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OKAY, TELL YOU WHAT--
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WE'RE GONNA THROW
THIS AWAY WITH, UM--
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WITH JOE'S TOAST
AND EMILY'S BELT.
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BESIDES, YOU GUYS,
I'M MAKING SMOOTHIES.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE YOU GUYS DESERVE
A HEALTHY BREAKFAST
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THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY SWALLOW.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE DAD IS NEW AT THIS.
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HE WAS ON A TV SHOW
FOR TEN YEARS
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WHERE PEOPLE BROUGHT HIM FOOD,
AND NOW HE'S HOME.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE MOMMY
WENT BACK TO WORK,
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AND DADDY
WANTS HER TO BE HAPPY,
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EVEN IF THAT MEANS
ANSWERING YOUR QUESTIONS
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TILL HIS HEAD EXPLODES.
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OH! OH!
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OH, OH, OH!
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NO, NO.
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WHY?
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HONEY, I KNOW
THIS LOOKS LIKE A MESS,
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BUT THIS IS MY PROCESS TO FIGURE
OUT WHAT EACH KID LIKES TO EAT.
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IS THAT A BELT?
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FUNNY, HONEY, FUNNY.
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I WANT THEM TO HAVE
A HEALTHY BREAKFAST.
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MM, THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL
THOUGHT, DAVID.
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BUT THEY EAT WHAT YOU MAKE THEM,
OR THEY WILL GO HUNGRY.
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THEY WILL.
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WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?
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I'M SORRY.
I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU.
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THE PRODUCERS THINK THAT
MY TEN-YEAR BREAK FROM THE SOAP
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HAS MADE MY ACTING
TOO "SUBTLE."
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OH. IN ALL FAIRNESS, HONEY,
YOUR CHARACTER WAS IN A COMA.
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YEAH, EXACTLY.
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THEY'RE
TOTALLY STRESSING ME OUT,
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SO TODAY I'M GOING
TO BE REHEARSING
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[melodramatically]
NONSPECIFIC,
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EMOTIONAL--
AH!--MODULATION.
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[normal voice]
REALLY BAD ACTING.
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IN THAT CASE, NAILED IT.
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HELLO, DAVID.
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DAVID'S REAL FAMILY.
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I GOT YOUR EVERYTHING BAGEL.
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I TOOK OFF
MOST OF THE SESAME SEEDS,
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A FEW OF THE POPPY SEEDS,
AND HALF THE SALT--
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JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT.
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WHY, IF IT ISN'T KEVIN--
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MY HUSBAND'S STRANGELY COIFFED
AND FOREVER-LOYAL EX-ASSISTANT
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WHO WE'VE ALL EMBRACED
LIKE A LONG-LOST COUSIN.
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NONSPECIFIC, EMOTIONAL
MODULATION--NICE.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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SHALL WE GO OVER
TODAY'S SCHEDULE?
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YES, PSYCHED
ABOUT THE SCHEDULE.
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ABSOLUTELY.
OKAY, FIRST UP,
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WE GOT, UH, JANIE AND DADDY
TIME AT MOMMY AND ME.
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THERE YOU GO. AND THEN I GO
TO THE DRY CLEANERS.
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THEN I HAVE TO PICK UP
EMILY AND JOE AT SCHOOL
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AND GET JANIE BACK HERE FOR HER
BIG PIANO LESSON WITH MS. WOO.
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- WHO?
- WOO.
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WOO WHO?
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THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
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YAY!
WAIT. WHAT?
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[laughing] MS. WOO
IS A REALLY GREAT PIANO TEACHER,
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AND WE'VE WAITED THREE MONTHS
FOR THIS LESSON.
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SO DADDY'S GONNA MAKE SURE
YOU'RE HOME BY 5:00.
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DADDY WOULDN'T LET HIS LITTLE
PIANIST MISS THIS FOR THE WORLD.
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HA! DAD SAID
HE HAD A LITTLE--
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JOE!
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DON'T FORGET TO ASK
THE CLEANERS
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ABOUT MY BABY PINK
ANGORA CASHMERE SWEATER.
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I THINK THEY LOST IT,
AND I LOVE THAT SWEATER.
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[melodramatically] I LOVE THAT
SWEATER MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF.
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I DID, I REALLY DID--
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[normal voice] SERIOUSLY,
I LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR IT.
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- OKAY.
- STUPID DRY CLEANERS.
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OF COURSE THEY LOST IT.
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OR THEY RUINED IT,
AND THEN THEY LOST IT
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TO COVER UP THEIR TRACKS.
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STUPID DRY CLEANERS.
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OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.
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OKAY, REMEMBER
WHEN MY MOM SAID,
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"DO NOT,
UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES,
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BORROW MY CLOTHES
WITHOUT ASKING"?
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- YOU DIDN'T.
- I DID.
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AND THEN I TRIED TO WASH IT.
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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- "WE"?
- YES, WE.
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IF YOU, MY MOST TRUSTED FRIEND,
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DIDN'T TELL ME HOW AWESOME
I LOOKED IN THIS SWEATER,
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NONE OF THIS
WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.
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JUST GET A NEW ONE.
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IT IS A $400 SWEATER.
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IT'S NOT LIKE SOME SUCKER'S JUST
GONNA WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR
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AND HAND ME THAT KIND OF CASH.
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OH, HEY,
ANYBODY SEEN MY WALLET?
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WE'LL KEEP
AN EYE OUT FOR IT.
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OKAY, SMALLER PEOPLE,
GRAB YOUR STUFF.
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GIVE MOM KISSES.
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TIGHT SCHEDULE
TO KEEP HERE, OKAY?
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HONEY, HAVE A GOOD DAY.
- WHAT ABOUT THE BOOK?
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- WHAT ABOUT IT?
- I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE IT.
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AW, HONEY,
I DON'T WANT TO LUG IT AROUND.
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- LUG IT AROUND.
- NO, I'M NOT GONNA LUG IT.
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- LUG IT A LITTLE.
- NO, HONEY, COME ON.
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I DID A SHOW FOR TEN YEARS WHERE
I HAD 48 PAGES OF DIALOGUE
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THAT I HAD TO MEMORIZE
EVERY WEEK.
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I CAN REMEMBER TO GET
A FIVE-YEAR-OLD HOME AT 5:00.
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THIS BOOK ISN'T
JUST A SCHEDULE, DAVID.
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THIS IS A COMPENDIUM
OF ALL THINGS HOBBS.
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JUST KNOWING YOU HAVE IT
WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
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YOU GET IT?
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HONEY, THERE'S A LOT OF WAYS
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I KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU
FEEL BETTER.
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TAKING THE HOBBS COMPENDIUM
IS NOT MY PREFERRED METHOD.
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OKAY, WELL, LOOK, IF YOU DON'T
TAKE THE BOOK, THEN I WILL.
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GOOD. TAKE IT.
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OKAY, BUT DON'T COME
RUNNING TO ME
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IF SOMETHING TERRIBLE--ACTUALLY,
PLEASE COME RUNNING TO ME--
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LEAVE. LEAVE.
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OH, BOY, THIS IS GREAT--
JUST YOU AND ME, KID.
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WHAT DO WE DO FIRST?
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- CHARLOTTE!
- JANIE!
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ALL RIGHT.
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YOU MUST BE AMY'S HUSBAND.
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SHE TOLD ME YOU WERE COMING.
I'M CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY.
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OH, HEY, CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY.
I'M JANIE'S DADDY.
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ALSO KNOWN AROUND OUR HOUSE
AS "DAD!"
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RIGHT.
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OKAY, CLASS,
LET'S GATHER FOR CIRCLE TIME.
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AND THIS IS SUMMER.
SHE'S GREAT...
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WHO CAN SIT
CRISSCROSS APPLESAUCE?
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IF YOU'RE FIVE.
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all: ♪ THE WIPERS ON THE BUS
GO SWISH, SWISH, SWISH ♪
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♪ ALL THROUGH THE TOWN
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WHOO-HOO!
YEAH, THAT'S FUN.
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all:
♪ BAKER'S MAN
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♪ BAKE ME A CAKE
AS FAST AS YOU CAN ♪
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[children shriek]
OH! YES!
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YES!
IN YOUR FACE!
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OH.
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I'M SORRY. I'M JUST A LITTLE BIT
COMPETITIVE, LADIES.
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[children laugh and shriek]
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all: ♪ DOWN CAME THE RAIN
AND WASHED THE SPIDER OUR ♪
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♪ OUT CAME THE SUN
AND DRIED UP ALL THE RAIN ♪
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♪ AND THE ITSY-BITSY SPIDER
WENT UP THE SPOUT AGAIN ♪
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I HATE THAT SPIDER
AND HIS CAN-DO ATTITUDE.
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I JUST WANT TO KNOW
WHAT'S UP THAT DAMN SPOUT
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THAT'S SO IMPORTANT.
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OKAY, MY TINY HUMANS,
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WHO WANTS TO HOLD THE TALKING
STICK AND SHARE THEIR FEELINGS?
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GOD, WHAT RING OF HELL
HAVE I ENTERED?
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DR. MONKEY CHUNKS FEELS SAD
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BECAUSE NOBODY BELIEVES
SHE'S A REAL DOCTOR.
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AND THEN I SAID, "NUH-UH."
AND THEN SHE SAID, "UH-HUH."
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AND THEN I SAID, "NUH-UH."
AND THEN SHE SAID, "UH-HUH".
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OOH!
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WHAT DID I MISS?
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AND IF I'M BEING HONEST,
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IT'S NOT AN HONOR
JUST TO BE NOMINATED.
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[cell phone rings]
OH, UH, SORRY.
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EXCUSE ME.
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HELLO?
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DUDE, WHERE ARE YOU?
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I'M AT MOMMY AND ME CLASS
WITH JANIE
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TRYING NOT TO BURST INTO TEARS.
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YOU KNOW WE HAVE
THAT PRIVATE GOLF SWING LESSON
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WITH TIGER'S GUY
IN 20 MINUTES.
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MARCUS, I WOULD LOVE TO GET IN
WITH TIGER'S PRO,
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BUT I CAN'T, MAN.
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I'M STUCK HERE IN THIS CLASS DOING...FEELINGS.
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OVER GOLF?
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LISTEN, JUST BRING JANIE ALONG.
SHE FITS IN THE BAG.
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DUDE, I GOT TO GO.
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I COULDN'T HELP OVERHEARING.
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YOU SHOULD GO.
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MY HUSBAND WOULD TRADE HIS CAR
TO GET IN WITH TIGER'S PRO.
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AND HE LOVES THAT CAR.
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UH, YOU KNOW, I CAN TAKE
JANIE BACK TO OUR HOUSE.
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THE GIRLS ALWAYS HAVE FUN.
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- ARE YOU SURE?
- YEAH.
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I MEAN, LOOK, TRUST ME,
THEY'RE IN FREE PLAY.
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THEY HARDLY EVEN KNOW
WE'RE HERE.
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JANIE, DO YOU WANT TO GO HAVE
A PLAYDATE WITH CHARLOTTE?
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both: YAY!
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- WOW.
- RIGHT?
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YEAH, OKAY, UM...
I'LL GIVE YOU MY NUMBERS--
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NO, I GOT IT
ON THE CONTACT LIST.
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COME ON, GO, HAVE FUN.
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IF STRETCHING THIS
DOESN'T WORK, I AM DEAD.
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[gasps]
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WAIT. OKAY.
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OKAY.
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NOW WE HAVE...
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TWO TINY LEG WARMERS
AND A VEST.
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THAT GUY MUST HAVE ADDED
20 YARDS TO MY LONG IRONS.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY WIFE
HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT
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ALL THESE YEARS.
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WITH MY PROCESS,
I CAN BE A GREAT PARENT
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AND MAKE TIME FOR MYSELF.
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YOU CAN'T GET THAT FROM A BOOK.
- BOOKS ARE OVERRATED.
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THAT'S WHY WE'RE TV GUYS.
- YEAH.
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WE DIDN'T GET RICH BY READING.
[both laugh]
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YEAH, WE'RE TV GUYS.
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WHAT'S UP?
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ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, I'M OFF.
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I GOT TO PICK UP JOE
AND EMILY AT SCHOOL
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AND GET JANIE
FROM CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY'S HOUSE
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AND BRING HER BACK
FOR HER BIG PIANO LESSON.
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I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW.
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I LOST JANIE.
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[both laugh]
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YOU STILL GOT IT.
220
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I KNOW I STILL GOT IT,
BUT WHAT I DON'T GOT
221
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IS ANY IDEA
WHERE MY DAUGHTER IS.
222
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OKAY, RETRACE YOUR STEPS.
WHERE DID YOU SEE HER LAST?
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SHE'S NOT A SET
OF CAR KEYS, KEVIN.
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OH, MAN, I CAN'T--
HOW DO YOU LOSE A KID?
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00:09:21,424 --> 00:09:23,944
DIDN'T YOU SAY SHE WAS
AT CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY'S HOUSE?
226
00:09:24,077 --> 00:09:25,257
DO YOU KNOW
WHERE CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY LIVES?
227
00:09:25,382 --> 00:09:26,772
DO YOU KNOW
WHERE CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY LIVES?
228
00:09:26,904 --> 00:09:28,474
NEVER MET HER.
229
00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:30,210
DON'T WORRY, DAVID,
YOU'LL FIGURE THIS OUT.
230
00:09:30,339 --> 00:09:33,249
YOU'RE AMERICA'S
NUMBER-ONE DAD.
231
00:09:33,384 --> 00:09:35,134
I DON'T WANT TO BE
NEGATIVE HERE,
232
00:09:35,253 --> 00:09:37,733
BUT THIS MIGHT AFFECT
YOUR RANKING.
233
00:09:37,862 --> 00:09:40,772
I DON'T HAVE A NAME.
I DON'T HAVE A NUMBER.
234
00:09:40,907 --> 00:09:42,477
I DON'T HAVE AN ADDRESS.
I GOT NOTHING.
235
00:09:42,603 --> 00:09:43,913
YOU COULD CHECK THE BOOK.
236
00:09:44,037 --> 00:09:46,167
I TOLD AMY
TO TAKE THE BOOK WITH HER.
237
00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:48,000
I DIDN'T WANT TO LUG IT AROUND.
238
00:09:48,126 --> 00:09:49,736
YOU SHOULD HAVE LUGGED IT.
239
00:09:49,865 --> 00:09:51,435
I THOUGHT I HAD IT
ALL UP HERE, MAN.
240
00:09:51,561 --> 00:09:52,821
DAVID, WE'RE MEN.
241
00:09:52,952 --> 00:09:56,522
WE HAVE NOTHING UP HERE.
242
00:09:56,649 --> 00:09:58,869
LOOK, JUST CALL AMY
AND TELL HER YOU WERE WRONG.
243
00:09:58,997 --> 00:10:00,477
ARE YOU CRAZY?
WHAT AM I GONNA SAY TO HER?
244
00:10:00,606 --> 00:10:01,566
"HEY, HONEY, REMEMBER LAST WEEK
245
00:10:01,693 --> 00:10:02,993
"WHEN I ALMOST
BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE?
246
00:10:03,129 --> 00:10:04,439
WELL, THIS WEEK I LOST A KID."
247
00:10:04,564 --> 00:10:06,744
SHE'LL NEVER
TRUST ME AGAIN, MARCUS.
248
00:10:06,868 --> 00:10:08,078
I WON'T BE ABLE
TO LEAVE THIS HOUSE
249
00:10:08,217 --> 00:10:09,557
WITHOUT HER HOVERING OVER ME,
250
00:10:09,695 --> 00:10:11,705
ASKING ME A THOUSAND QUESTIONS,
WATCHING MY EVERY MOVE.
251
00:10:11,826 --> 00:10:14,306
WELCOME TO MY WORLD.
252
00:10:14,435 --> 00:10:17,005
WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU.
253
00:10:17,132 --> 00:10:18,432
OH, MAN.
[cell phone rings]
254
00:10:18,567 --> 00:10:20,267
OOH. HANG ON.
255
00:10:20,393 --> 00:10:22,043
"PRIVATE CALL."
256
00:10:22,176 --> 00:10:23,786
HELLO?
- HI, DADDY.
257
00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:26,046
JANIE, BABY, YOU OKAY?
258
00:10:26,177 --> 00:10:28,437
CAN I STAY AT CHARLOTTE'S
FOR DINNER?
259
00:10:28,569 --> 00:10:31,139
- NO, HONEY, YOU CAN'T.
- WHY?
260
00:10:31,265 --> 00:10:32,485
BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT
A PIANO LESSON.
261
00:10:32,613 --> 00:10:33,923
WHY?
262
00:10:34,047 --> 00:10:35,527
HONEY, HONEY, CAN'T DO
THE "WHY" GAME RIGHT NOW.
263
00:10:35,657 --> 00:10:38,617
OKAY, BYE.
264
00:10:38,745 --> 00:10:42,185
[whining]
OH, WHY?
265
00:10:49,094 --> 00:10:50,614
DAD, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?
266
00:10:50,747 --> 00:10:51,967
I NEED SOME INFORMATION
ABOUT A PARENT
267
00:10:52,095 --> 00:10:53,395
FROM MOMMY AND ME CLASS.
268
00:10:53,530 --> 00:10:55,620
HELLO, MOMMIES?
269
00:10:55,748 --> 00:10:57,758
MES?
270
00:10:57,878 --> 00:10:59,878
DAD, WHERE'S JANIE?
271
00:11:00,010 --> 00:11:01,840
SHE'S AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE--
CHARLOTTE.
272
00:11:01,966 --> 00:11:04,796
YOU GUYS KNOW CHARLOTTE?
273
00:11:04,924 --> 00:11:06,574
YOU LOST JANIE.
274
00:11:06,706 --> 00:11:08,236
HONEY, I DIDN'T LOSE HER.
275
00:11:08,359 --> 00:11:11,009
I-I JUST MISPLACED HER.
276
00:11:11,143 --> 00:11:12,793
HOW DO YOU LOSE A PERSON?
277
00:11:12,925 --> 00:11:17,535
SHE'S NOT A SET OF CAR KEYS.
278
00:11:17,666 --> 00:11:19,846
THERE YOU GO, JOE,
GO TO YOUR HAPPY PLACE.
279
00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:21,360
LOOK, I KNOW THAT SHE'S
280
00:11:21,493 --> 00:11:23,193
WITH A WOMAN NAMED
CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY, OKAY?
281
00:11:23,319 --> 00:11:25,009
I NEED YOU GUYS
TO HELP ME FIND HER
282
00:11:25,146 --> 00:11:26,796
AND GET HER BACK
WITHOUT MOM KNOWING IT.
283
00:11:26,928 --> 00:11:29,538
DADDY, I THINK I CAN GET YOU
OUT OF THIS LITTLE MESS...
284
00:11:29,668 --> 00:11:32,148
IF YOU CAN HELP ME
GET OUT OF MY LITTLE MESS.
285
00:11:36,452 --> 00:11:38,972
PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S NOT
MOM'S FAVORITE SWEATER.
286
00:11:44,105 --> 00:11:46,325
I JUST NEED YOU TO REPLACE IT
WITHOUT HER KNOWING.
287
00:11:46,454 --> 00:11:49,894
GUYS, PLEASE DON'T ASK ME
TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS.
288
00:11:50,020 --> 00:11:52,020
YOU KNOW MY SENSITIVE STOMACH.
289
00:11:52,151 --> 00:11:54,331
ASKING ME TO BE SILENT
IS DEADLY.
290
00:11:54,455 --> 00:11:55,885
HE'S A FARTER.
291
00:11:56,021 --> 00:11:58,021
YES, WE'VE MET.
292
00:11:58,152 --> 00:11:59,762
WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?
293
00:11:59,891 --> 00:12:01,371
WE GO SEE MOM.
294
00:12:01,501 --> 00:12:03,891
ONE OF US CREATES A DIVERSION,
AND ONE OF US CHECKS THE BOOK.
295
00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:06,373
WE'RE IN, WE'RE OUT.
- ALL RIGHT.
296
00:12:06,502 --> 00:12:08,382
OKAY, GOOD, I LIKE IT.
DEAL. LET'S GO. COME ON.
297
00:12:08,502 --> 00:12:10,722
[farts]
AND WE'RE OFF.
298
00:12:10,850 --> 00:12:13,240
OH, JOE, DOWNWIND, PLEASE.
299
00:12:18,895 --> 00:12:21,285
WE'RE IN.
COME ON.
300
00:12:21,418 --> 00:12:22,898
JOE, YOU BE THE LOOKOUT.
- OKAY.
301
00:12:23,026 --> 00:12:26,986
[farts]
OH, LOOK OUT.
302
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:30,254
HERE IT IS. OKAY.
303
00:12:30,376 --> 00:12:33,506
CONTACT LIST, CONTACT LIST.
304
00:12:33,637 --> 00:12:34,897
I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, BILL.
305
00:12:35,029 --> 00:12:37,599
JUST GIVE ME A SECOND.
306
00:12:37,725 --> 00:12:38,905
HEY, MOMMY'S HERE.
307
00:12:39,030 --> 00:12:41,120
OH, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE?
308
00:12:41,248 --> 00:12:43,028
HONEY, YOU WERE SO WORRIED
ABOUT WORK THIS MORNING
309
00:12:43,161 --> 00:12:45,991
THAT, UH, WE JUST DECIDED
TO COME HERE
310
00:12:46,118 --> 00:12:46,988
AND GIVE YOU A FAMILY HUG.
311
00:12:47,118 --> 00:12:48,518
- AW.
- BRING IT IN, MOM.
312
00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:50,600
- YEAH, COME HERE.
- SO SWEET.
313
00:12:50,727 --> 00:12:52,247
OH, BOY,
I COULD REALLY USE ONE.
314
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,120
THE PRODUCERS
AND NOW THE DIRECTOR
315
00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:55,900
IS RIDING ME
ABOUT MY UNDERACTING.
316
00:12:56,033 --> 00:12:56,813
MM-HMM.
- UGH.
317
00:12:56,946 --> 00:12:57,906
WHERE'S JANIE?
318
00:12:58,033 --> 00:13:01,343
JANIE? UM...
[farts]
319
00:13:01,469 --> 00:13:03,989
I GOT TO GO WAIT IN THE CAR.
320
00:13:04,122 --> 00:13:06,432
YEAH, UH,
CRACK A WINDOW.
321
00:13:06,557 --> 00:13:08,647
JANIE, UM, WAS HAVING
SO MUCH FUN WITH CHARLOTTE
322
00:13:08,775 --> 00:13:09,905
THAT THEY WENT
AND HAD A PLAYDATE.
323
00:13:10,036 --> 00:13:11,426
OH, THAT'S GREAT.
324
00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:12,908
ISN'T GWEN WONDERFUL?
- WHO?
325
00:13:13,036 --> 00:13:14,866
CHARLOTTE'S MOM, GWEN.
326
00:13:14,993 --> 00:13:16,953
OH, GWEN.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
327
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,780
I THOUGHT YOU SAID...BEN.
328
00:13:18,907 --> 00:13:21,167
I WAS LIKE,
"WHO THE HECK IS BEN?"
329
00:13:21,299 --> 00:13:22,999
AMY HOBBS TO STAGE.
330
00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:24,165
THAT'S ME.
331
00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:25,480
OH, YOU GUYS BETTER GO TOO.
332
00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:26,734
YOU HAVE
THAT PIANO LESSON AT 5:00.
333
00:13:26,865 --> 00:13:28,655
YEAH, OKAY.
334
00:13:28,779 --> 00:13:32,389
ALL RIGHT. YEAH. ALL RIGHT.
OKAY. YEP. OKAY.
335
00:13:32,519 --> 00:13:33,779
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
DAVE, DAVE, DAVE.
336
00:13:33,910 --> 00:13:35,310
YES?
GO AHEAD, HON.
337
00:13:35,433 --> 00:13:39,303
I-I JUST WANT TO SAY
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
338
00:13:39,433 --> 00:13:41,133
THIS MORNING YOU WERE RIGHT.
339
00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:42,300
WE EACH HAVE OUR OWN SYSTEM,
340
00:13:42,434 --> 00:13:44,094
AND IF YOU SAY
YOU DON'T NEED THE BOOK,
341
00:13:44,217 --> 00:13:46,647
THEN YOU DON'T NEED THE BOOK,
BUT FOR YOU TO ALLOW ME
342
00:13:46,783 --> 00:13:49,953
TO PURSUE MY DREAMS
AND STAY AT HOME WITH THE KIDS
343
00:13:50,087 --> 00:13:52,227
AND THE FAMILY HUGS,
I JUST--
344
00:13:52,349 --> 00:13:53,739
I WISH JANIE WERE HERE
345
00:13:53,871 --> 00:13:55,961
TO SHARE THIS MOMENT
WITH US, I REALLY DO.
346
00:13:56,088 --> 00:13:56,918
- ME TOO.
- YEAH.
347
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,435
THAT'S IT.
348
00:13:58,567 --> 00:14:00,177
THAT'S EXACTLY
THE MELODRAMATIC CRAP
349
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:01,657
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.
350
00:14:01,786 --> 00:14:03,226
PICTURE'S UP!
LET'S SHOOT THIS SUCKER!
351
00:14:03,351 --> 00:14:05,521
I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU.
352
00:14:05,655 --> 00:14:06,525
YES.
353
00:14:06,656 --> 00:14:09,146
REMEMBER THAT.
354
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:12,086
OH, I LOVE YOU GUYS.
355
00:14:12,222 --> 00:14:13,652
- DID YOU GET IT?
- NO.
356
00:14:13,788 --> 00:14:16,878
IT'S LOCKED.
357
00:14:17,005 --> 00:14:18,875
JUST BECAUSE
THE PLAN DIDN'T WORK OUT
358
00:14:19,006 --> 00:14:20,666
DOESN'T MEAN IT WAS A BAD PLAN.
359
00:14:20,789 --> 00:14:23,229
HONEY, THAT IS THE EXACT
DEFINITION OF A BAD PLAN.
360
00:14:23,355 --> 00:14:26,875
I GOT A PLAN NOW.
COME WITH ME.
361
00:14:27,007 --> 00:14:28,277
KEVIN, I NEED YOUR HELP.
362
00:14:32,922 --> 00:14:34,922
I'VE TAKEN CARE OF EVERYTHING.
SHE'S WAITING AT THE PIANO.
363
00:14:35,053 --> 00:14:37,233
- JANIE'S BACK?
- NOT EXACTLY.
364
00:14:43,011 --> 00:14:46,531
NOPE.
I CAN'T DO IT.
365
00:14:46,664 --> 00:14:49,674
[farting]
366
00:14:52,274 --> 00:14:54,664
KEVIN, I TOLD YOU TO GET
A FOUR-FOOT FIVE-YEAR-OLD,
367
00:14:54,796 --> 00:14:57,496
NOT A 45-YEAR-OLD.
368
00:14:57,623 --> 00:14:59,233
I KNOW. I'M SORRY,
BUT BRENDA'S THE BEST
369
00:14:59,363 --> 00:15:01,283
THAT WE COULD DO
ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.
370
00:15:01,406 --> 00:15:04,186
SORRY, BRENDA, NO PUN INTENDED.
371
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,930
SHE WAS OUR KID STAND-IN
ON THE SHOW.
372
00:15:06,059 --> 00:15:07,749
HEY, BRENDA, HOW'S PHIL?
373
00:15:07,886 --> 00:15:10,846
HE'S GOOD.
WORKING ON {\an8}GAME OF THRONES.
374
00:15:10,973 --> 00:15:14,153
BRENDA, BY ANY CHANCE, WOULD
YOU BE INTERESTED IN PURCHASING
375
00:15:14,279 --> 00:15:17,069
A BEAUTIFUL PINK SWEATER VEST?
376
00:15:19,367 --> 00:15:22,327
[doorbell rings]
- IT'S MS. WOO.
377
00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:24,504
OKAY, PLACES,
EVERYBODY, PLACES.
378
00:15:24,628 --> 00:15:26,018
OKAY.
379
00:15:26,150 --> 00:15:28,150
OH, WAIT.
380
00:15:28,282 --> 00:15:30,152
WEDDING RING.
381
00:15:30,282 --> 00:15:31,802
GOOD CATCH, KEVIN...
382
00:15:31,934 --> 00:15:36,724
'CAUSE THAT WAS GONNA
GIVE THIS WHOLE THING AWAY.
383
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:39,198
I AM WOO.
384
00:15:39,327 --> 00:15:41,587
I AM HOBBS.
385
00:15:41,719 --> 00:15:43,459
THIS IS DAUGHTER--JANIE.
386
00:15:43,588 --> 00:15:44,598
SHE'S VERY...
387
00:15:44,719 --> 00:15:47,809
STURDY.
388
00:15:47,937 --> 00:15:49,457
YEAH, SHE IS.
389
00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:50,980
HER MOM'S ALSO STURDY...
390
00:15:51,111 --> 00:15:53,291
AND TINY.
391
00:15:53,416 --> 00:15:57,076
TINY AND STURDY--
THAT'S HOW I LIKE 'EM.
392
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,370
MY LITTLE SPARK PLUG.
393
00:16:01,331 --> 00:16:04,381
HEY, WELL,
ALL RIGHT, HONEY...
394
00:16:07,506 --> 00:16:09,336
HAVE A GOOD LESSON.
395
00:16:09,464 --> 00:16:12,034
IF ANYBODY NEEDS ANYTHING,
396
00:16:12,159 --> 00:16:14,809
WE'LL BE
IN THE KITCHEN, OKAY?
397
00:16:14,942 --> 00:16:16,212
EMILY, HOMEWORK.
398
00:16:16,334 --> 00:16:18,074
KEVIN, WITH ME.
399
00:16:18,205 --> 00:16:19,425
ARE YOU READY, YOUNG LADY?
400
00:16:19,553 --> 00:16:21,553
I WAS BORN READY...
401
00:16:21,683 --> 00:16:25,603
FIVE YEARS AGO.
402
00:16:25,728 --> 00:16:27,638
SORRY.
403
00:16:27,771 --> 00:16:29,951
OKAY, DAVID, WHAT DO I DO NOW?
404
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,466
SO FAR,
IN THE GREATER L.A. AREA,
405
00:16:31,598 --> 00:16:33,388
I HAVE CONTACTED 92 GWENS
406
00:16:33,511 --> 00:16:37,341
AND ONE VERY IRATE GLEN.
407
00:16:37,469 --> 00:16:39,469
JUST KEEP
CALLING PEOPLE, KEVIN.
408
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:40,690
I GOT TO GET HER BACK--
409
00:16:40,818 --> 00:16:43,208
MOMMY'S HOME.
410
00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:45,820
HEY. AWESOME!
YOU'RE EARLY.
411
00:16:45,949 --> 00:16:48,039
I DIDN'T WANT TO MISS
MY BABY'S FIRST LESSON.
412
00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:49,257
I HAVE TO TAKE A PEAK.
413
00:16:49,385 --> 00:16:50,915
NO, NO, NO, NO.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
414
00:16:51,036 --> 00:16:52,556
DON'T DO THAT, AMY,
DON'T DO THAT.
415
00:16:52,689 --> 00:16:54,129
SERIOUSLY, SHE'S--
SHE'S IN THERE CONCENTRATING,
416
00:16:54,255 --> 00:16:55,775
AND YOU'LL BREAK THAT FOR HER.
417
00:16:55,908 --> 00:16:57,608
DON'T DO THAT.
418
00:16:57,734 --> 00:17:00,604
[farts]
419
00:17:02,387 --> 00:17:05,167
OKAY...
420
00:17:05,301 --> 00:17:08,521
WELL, THE LESSON WENT--
[stammers]
421
00:17:08,649 --> 00:17:10,179
WHAT WAS I SAYING?
422
00:17:10,302 --> 00:17:12,472
MS. WOO,
I'M JANIE'S MOM, AMY.
423
00:17:12,606 --> 00:17:15,006
SEE?
TINY AND STURDY.
424
00:17:15,128 --> 00:17:16,648
YOUR DAUGHTER
HAS POTENTIAL.
425
00:17:16,781 --> 00:17:18,611
YES, SHE'S
A VERY QUICK STUDY.
426
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,478
OH, THAT'S GREAT.
OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
427
00:17:20,608 --> 00:17:22,268
LET ME GET YOUR CHECK.
428
00:17:22,391 --> 00:17:24,821
DAD, I CAN STILL GET YOU
OUT OF THIS.
429
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:27,136
BUT YOU ARE GONNA REPLACE
MOM'S SWEATER, RIGHT?
430
00:17:27,262 --> 00:17:28,222
YES, YES.
431
00:17:28,349 --> 00:17:30,439
YOU SHOULD GO HEAR
JANIE PLAY, MOM.
432
00:17:30,567 --> 00:17:33,787
IT'S REALLY HARD
TO BELIEVE IT'S HER.
433
00:17:33,915 --> 00:17:36,525
OOH, I KNEW THERE WAS TALENT
IN THOSE LITTLE FINGERS OF HERS.
434
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:38,745
EMILY?
435
00:17:38,872 --> 00:17:41,222
HI, BABY.
436
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:43,531
DID YOU HAVE FUN TODAY?
- UH-HUH.
437
00:17:43,656 --> 00:17:45,306
- YEAH?
- HOW DID YOU DO THIS?
438
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,309
I SAW GWEN PULL UP
OUTSIDE WITH JANIE.
439
00:17:47,439 --> 00:17:49,189
I RAN OUT,
MET THEM IN THE DRIVEWAY,
440
00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:51,220
MADE THE SWITCH--
EASY PEASY.
441
00:17:51,353 --> 00:17:53,273
YOU COULD HAVE
JUST TOLD ME, EMILY.
442
00:17:53,398 --> 00:17:56,358
DON'T HATE THE PLAYA,
HATE THE GAME.
443
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,749
SORRY.
444
00:17:59,876 --> 00:18:04,446
KEVIN, I FORGOT
MY WEDDING...RING.
445
00:18:04,574 --> 00:18:08,324
I MEAN, DADDY,
COULD I GET JUICE BOX?
446
00:18:11,836 --> 00:18:16,276
OH, I THOUGHT I SAW BRENDA
IN THE DRIVEWAY.
447
00:18:16,402 --> 00:18:17,922
WHO ARE YOU STANDING IN FOR?
448
00:18:18,054 --> 00:18:21,064
JANIE, WE FOUND YOU.
YES!
449
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:22,575
AND AMY'S HOME TOO.
450
00:18:22,707 --> 00:18:25,057
AWESOME.
451
00:18:25,186 --> 00:18:28,326
I THINK I HEAR MY WIFE CALLING
ME FROM ACROSS THE STREET.
452
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,933
[imitating wife]
MARCUS!
453
00:18:33,057 --> 00:18:34,147
[normal voice]
SHE'S RELENTLESS.
454
00:18:34,275 --> 00:18:36,105
I JUST--COMING, BABY GIRL.
455
00:18:36,232 --> 00:18:38,322
YOU SHOULD HAVE LUGGED IT.
456
00:18:43,059 --> 00:18:44,499
I'M THINKING
YOU PROBABLY WANT A WORD.
457
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:46,845
YEAH.
458
00:18:46,973 --> 00:18:48,583
I'M FIVE.
459
00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:51,752
I'M NOT.
460
00:18:51,887 --> 00:18:53,937
- DAVID.
- MM-HMM?
461
00:18:54,061 --> 00:18:58,761
YOU DO REALIZE THAT IF YOU HAD
JUST TAKEN THE BOOK, MM-HMM,
462
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:02,628
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FLIP
TO THE CONTACT LIST.
463
00:19:02,759 --> 00:19:04,289
♪ OH
464
00:19:04,412 --> 00:19:08,592
AND YOU WOULD FIND...
465
00:19:08,717 --> 00:19:11,497
YOU WOULD FIND...
466
00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:13,160
CRAP.
467
00:19:13,283 --> 00:19:16,193
OH, GWEN WAS A LATE ADDITION
TO THE CLASS,
468
00:19:16,327 --> 00:19:18,377
AND I GUESS I FORGOT
TO ADD HER NAME.
469
00:19:18,502 --> 00:19:21,112
OOPS.
470
00:19:21,242 --> 00:19:22,942
OH, YEAH, THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY,
DOESN'T IT?
471
00:19:23,067 --> 00:19:24,327
MM-HMM. YEAH.
472
00:19:24,459 --> 00:19:27,679
- EH, A LITTLE BIT.
- MM-HMM.
473
00:19:27,807 --> 00:19:30,767
WELL, HONEY, LOOK,
WE BOTH LEARNED SOMETHING.
474
00:19:30,895 --> 00:19:32,375
YOU HAVE A METHOD
THAT YOU THINK WORKS FOR YOU.
475
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,035
MM-HMM.
476
00:19:34,156 --> 00:19:36,326
I HAVE A METHOD
THAT I THINK WORKS FOR ME.
477
00:19:36,461 --> 00:19:40,251
AND, ULTIMATELY,
WE'RE BOTH WRONG.
478
00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:42,765
I CA--I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT
479
00:19:42,897 --> 00:19:44,597
YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH...
480
00:19:44,724 --> 00:19:47,424
THAT.
481
00:19:47,551 --> 00:19:51,031
HONESTLY, THERE WAS,
UH, NO MOMENT
482
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:54,520
WHERE I THOUGHT
I WOULD GET AWAY WITH THAT.
483
00:19:56,683 --> 00:20:00,513
OOH, YOU ARE TINY AND STURDY.
- [laughing]
484
00:20:04,032 --> 00:20:06,722
HEY, DADDY. MWAH.
485
00:20:06,859 --> 00:20:08,509
YEAH.
486
00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:12,822
A KISS AND A "HEY, DADDY"--
SOMEBODY WANTS SOMETHING.
487
00:20:12,947 --> 00:20:14,777
THAT'S NOT TR--FINE.
488
00:20:14,904 --> 00:20:18,604
I WAS HOPING I COULD GET
MY ALLOWANCE TODAY.
489
00:20:18,731 --> 00:20:20,341
HONEY, YOU ALREADY GOT
YOUR ALLOWANCE.
490
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:21,560
- NO, I DIDN'T.
- YEAH, YOU DID.
491
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:22,688
YOU SPENT IT ON MOM'S SWEATER.
492
00:20:22,818 --> 00:20:24,688
WHAT?
493
00:20:24,819 --> 00:20:27,169
WAIT. THAT MEANS I WON'T SEE
ANOTHER DIME FOR--
494
00:20:27,298 --> 00:20:29,218
FOUR MONTHS.
495
00:20:29,342 --> 00:20:31,602
DON'T HATE THE PLAYA.
496
00:20:31,733 --> 00:20:35,173
[laughing]
497
00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:41,090
IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING.
498
00:20:42,072 --> 00:20:46,622
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