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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,574 --> 00:00:13,014 - JOE, HOW'S YOUR TOAST? - GREAT. 2 00:00:13,140 --> 00:00:14,840 WHERE'D YOU GET THIS AWESOME BLACK BREAD? 3 00:00:14,967 --> 00:00:18,317 HE BURNED IT, YOU BOOB. 4 00:00:18,446 --> 00:00:21,926 I THINK I COULD USE THIS TURKEY BACON AS A BELT. 5 00:00:22,055 --> 00:00:24,055 MOMMY SAYS NOT TO EAT PASTE. 6 00:00:24,186 --> 00:00:27,276 OH, HONEY, THIS IS OATMEAL. 7 00:00:27,404 --> 00:00:30,314 IT TASTES A LOT LIKE PASTE. 8 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:32,228 OKAY, TELL YOU WHAT-- 9 00:00:32,362 --> 00:00:34,452 WE'RE GONNA THROW THIS AWAY WITH, UM-- 10 00:00:34,579 --> 00:00:36,629 WITH JOE'S TOAST AND EMILY'S BELT. 11 00:00:36,753 --> 00:00:38,493 BESIDES, YOU GUYS, I'M MAKING SMOOTHIES. 12 00:00:38,624 --> 00:00:40,184 WHY? 13 00:00:40,319 --> 00:00:42,889 BECAUSE YOU GUYS DESERVE A HEALTHY BREAKFAST 14 00:00:43,016 --> 00:00:44,146 THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY SWALLOW. 15 00:00:44,277 --> 00:00:45,187 WHY? 16 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:47,540 BECAUSE DAD IS NEW AT THIS. 17 00:00:47,669 --> 00:00:49,059 HE WAS ON A TV SHOW FOR TEN YEARS 18 00:00:49,191 --> 00:00:50,981 WHERE PEOPLE BROUGHT HIM FOOD, AND NOW HE'S HOME. 19 00:00:51,105 --> 00:00:52,325 WHY? 20 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:54,233 BECAUSE MOMMY WENT BACK TO WORK, 21 00:00:54,366 --> 00:00:56,236 AND DADDY WANTS HER TO BE HAPPY, 22 00:00:56,367 --> 00:00:57,767 EVEN IF THAT MEANS ANSWERING YOUR QUESTIONS 23 00:00:57,888 --> 00:00:59,798 TILL HIS HEAD EXPLODES. 24 00:01:02,542 --> 00:01:04,292 OH! OH! 25 00:01:04,411 --> 00:01:05,621 OH, OH, OH! 26 00:01:05,759 --> 00:01:07,509 NO, NO. 27 00:01:12,283 --> 00:01:13,503 WHY? 28 00:01:36,201 --> 00:01:37,681 HONEY, I KNOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A MESS, 29 00:01:37,810 --> 00:01:41,600 BUT THIS IS MY PROCESS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT EACH KID LIKES TO EAT. 30 00:01:41,723 --> 00:01:44,073 IS THAT A BELT? 31 00:01:44,202 --> 00:01:45,422 FUNNY, HONEY, FUNNY. 32 00:01:45,550 --> 00:01:46,850 I WANT THEM TO HAVE A HEALTHY BREAKFAST. 33 00:01:46,985 --> 00:01:49,595 MM, THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT, DAVID. 34 00:01:49,725 --> 00:01:54,205 BUT THEY EAT WHAT YOU MAKE THEM, OR THEY WILL GO HUNGRY. 35 00:01:54,334 --> 00:01:56,424 THEY WILL. 36 00:01:56,553 --> 00:01:58,683 WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT? 37 00:01:58,814 --> 00:02:00,334 I'M SORRY. I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU. 38 00:02:00,466 --> 00:02:02,336 THE PRODUCERS THINK THAT MY TEN-YEAR BREAK FROM THE SOAP 39 00:02:02,467 --> 00:02:05,297 HAS MADE MY ACTING TOO "SUBTLE." 40 00:02:05,424 --> 00:02:08,514 OH. IN ALL FAIRNESS, HONEY, YOUR CHARACTER WAS IN A COMA. 41 00:02:08,642 --> 00:02:09,992 YEAH, EXACTLY. 42 00:02:10,121 --> 00:02:11,251 THEY'RE TOTALLY STRESSING ME OUT, 43 00:02:11,382 --> 00:02:14,032 SO TODAY I'M GOING TO BE REHEARSING 44 00:02:14,165 --> 00:02:15,475 [melodramatically] NONSPECIFIC, 45 00:02:15,599 --> 00:02:18,859 EMOTIONAL-- AH!--MODULATION. 46 00:02:18,992 --> 00:02:20,772 [normal voice] REALLY BAD ACTING. 47 00:02:20,905 --> 00:02:24,085 IN THAT CASE, NAILED IT. 48 00:02:24,211 --> 00:02:26,121 HELLO, DAVID. 49 00:02:26,254 --> 00:02:28,954 DAVID'S REAL FAMILY. 50 00:02:29,081 --> 00:02:30,521 I GOT YOUR EVERYTHING BAGEL. 51 00:02:30,646 --> 00:02:32,216 I TOOK OFF MOST OF THE SESAME SEEDS, 52 00:02:32,342 --> 00:02:33,732 A FEW OF THE POPPY SEEDS, AND HALF THE SALT-- 53 00:02:33,864 --> 00:02:36,214 JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT. 54 00:02:36,343 --> 00:02:37,953 WHY, IF IT ISN'T KEVIN-- 55 00:02:38,082 --> 00:02:40,302 MY HUSBAND'S STRANGELY COIFFED AND FOREVER-LOYAL EX-ASSISTANT 56 00:02:40,431 --> 00:02:43,571 WHO WE'VE ALL EMBRACED LIKE A LONG-LOST COUSIN. 57 00:02:43,692 --> 00:02:48,042 NONSPECIFIC, EMOTIONAL MODULATION--NICE. 58 00:02:48,171 --> 00:02:49,131 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 59 00:02:49,259 --> 00:02:51,039 SHALL WE GO OVER TODAY'S SCHEDULE? 60 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:52,172 YES, PSYCHED ABOUT THE SCHEDULE. 61 00:02:52,303 --> 00:02:53,783 ABSOLUTELY. OKAY, FIRST UP, 62 00:02:53,912 --> 00:02:56,962 WE GOT, UH, JANIE AND DADDY TIME AT MOMMY AND ME. 63 00:02:57,086 --> 00:02:58,916 THERE YOU GO. AND THEN I GO TO THE DRY CLEANERS. 64 00:02:59,044 --> 00:03:01,084 THEN I HAVE TO PICK UP EMILY AND JOE AT SCHOOL 65 00:03:01,218 --> 00:03:04,698 AND GET JANIE BACK HERE FOR HER BIG PIANO LESSON WITH MS. WOO. 66 00:03:04,827 --> 00:03:06,437 - WHO? - WOO. 67 00:03:06,567 --> 00:03:07,787 WOO WHO? 68 00:03:07,915 --> 00:03:09,135 THAT'S THE SPIRIT. 69 00:03:09,263 --> 00:03:12,223 YAY! WAIT. WHAT? 70 00:03:12,350 --> 00:03:17,260 [laughing] MS. WOO IS A REALLY GREAT PIANO TEACHER, 71 00:03:17,395 --> 00:03:18,655 AND WE'VE WAITED THREE MONTHS FOR THIS LESSON. 72 00:03:18,786 --> 00:03:20,876 SO DADDY'S GONNA MAKE SURE YOU'RE HOME BY 5:00. 73 00:03:21,004 --> 00:03:22,744 DADDY WOULDN'T LET HIS LITTLE PIANIST MISS THIS FOR THE WORLD. 74 00:03:22,874 --> 00:03:24,134 HA! DAD SAID HE HAD A LITTLE-- 75 00:03:24,266 --> 00:03:27,136 JOE! 76 00:03:27,266 --> 00:03:28,616 DON'T FORGET TO ASK THE CLEANERS 77 00:03:28,745 --> 00:03:30,835 ABOUT MY BABY PINK ANGORA CASHMERE SWEATER. 78 00:03:30,962 --> 00:03:34,012 I THINK THEY LOST IT, AND I LOVE THAT SWEATER. 79 00:03:34,138 --> 00:03:35,708 [melodramatically] I LOVE THAT SWEATER MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF. 80 00:03:35,833 --> 00:03:37,483 I DID, I REALLY DID-- 81 00:03:37,616 --> 00:03:39,056 [normal voice] SERIOUSLY, I LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR IT. 82 00:03:39,182 --> 00:03:40,832 - OKAY. - STUPID DRY CLEANERS. 83 00:03:40,964 --> 00:03:42,404 OF COURSE THEY LOST IT. 84 00:03:42,530 --> 00:03:44,140 OR THEY RUINED IT, AND THEN THEY LOST IT 85 00:03:44,270 --> 00:03:46,710 TO COVER UP THEIR TRACKS. 86 00:03:46,836 --> 00:03:50,226 STUPID DRY CLEANERS. 87 00:03:50,358 --> 00:03:51,578 OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE. 88 00:03:51,706 --> 00:03:53,846 OKAY, REMEMBER WHEN MY MOM SAID, 89 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:55,487 "DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, 90 00:03:55,620 --> 00:03:56,880 BORROW MY CLOTHES WITHOUT ASKING"? 91 00:03:57,011 --> 00:03:59,281 - YOU DIDN'T. - I DID. 92 00:03:59,404 --> 00:04:03,664 AND THEN I TRIED TO WASH IT. 93 00:04:03,795 --> 00:04:05,065 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 94 00:04:05,187 --> 00:04:06,797 - "WE"? - YES, WE. 95 00:04:06,927 --> 00:04:08,797 IF YOU, MY MOST TRUSTED FRIEND, 96 00:04:08,927 --> 00:04:11,017 DIDN'T TELL ME HOW AWESOME I LOOKED IN THIS SWEATER, 97 00:04:11,145 --> 00:04:12,755 NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. 98 00:04:12,884 --> 00:04:14,274 JUST GET A NEW ONE. 99 00:04:14,407 --> 00:04:16,367 IT IS A $400 SWEATER. 100 00:04:16,494 --> 00:04:17,934 IT'S NOT LIKE SOME SUCKER'S JUST GONNA WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR 101 00:04:18,060 --> 00:04:19,190 AND HAND ME THAT KIND OF CASH. 102 00:04:19,321 --> 00:04:21,891 OH, HEY, ANYBODY SEEN MY WALLET? 103 00:04:22,016 --> 00:04:26,276 WE'LL KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR IT. 104 00:04:26,409 --> 00:04:27,939 OKAY, SMALLER PEOPLE, GRAB YOUR STUFF. 105 00:04:28,062 --> 00:04:29,492 GIVE MOM KISSES. 106 00:04:29,626 --> 00:04:31,636 TIGHT SCHEDULE TO KEEP HERE, OKAY? 107 00:04:31,758 --> 00:04:34,328 HONEY, HAVE A GOOD DAY. - WHAT ABOUT THE BOOK? 108 00:04:34,454 --> 00:04:35,974 - WHAT ABOUT IT? - I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE IT. 109 00:04:36,106 --> 00:04:37,496 AW, HONEY, I DON'T WANT TO LUG IT AROUND. 110 00:04:37,628 --> 00:04:39,458 - LUG IT AROUND. - NO, I'M NOT GONNA LUG IT. 111 00:04:39,585 --> 00:04:42,025 - LUG IT A LITTLE. - NO, HONEY, COME ON. 112 00:04:42,151 --> 00:04:44,761 I DID A SHOW FOR TEN YEARS WHERE I HAD 48 PAGES OF DIALOGUE 113 00:04:44,890 --> 00:04:46,460 THAT I HAD TO MEMORIZE EVERY WEEK. 114 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:49,417 I CAN REMEMBER TO GET A FIVE-YEAR-OLD HOME AT 5:00. 115 00:04:49,543 --> 00:04:51,503 THIS BOOK ISN'T JUST A SCHEDULE, DAVID. 116 00:04:51,631 --> 00:04:53,451 THIS IS A COMPENDIUM OF ALL THINGS HOBBS. 117 00:04:53,588 --> 00:04:55,538 JUST KNOWING YOU HAVE IT WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. 118 00:04:55,676 --> 00:04:56,546 YOU GET IT? 119 00:04:56,676 --> 00:04:57,586 HONEY, THERE'S A LOT OF WAYS 120 00:04:57,719 --> 00:04:59,159 I KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 121 00:04:59,285 --> 00:05:01,715 TAKING THE HOBBS COMPENDIUM IS NOT MY PREFERRED METHOD. 122 00:05:01,851 --> 00:05:04,291 OKAY, WELL, LOOK, IF YOU DON'T TAKE THE BOOK, THEN I WILL. 123 00:05:04,417 --> 00:05:05,807 GOOD. TAKE IT. 124 00:05:05,938 --> 00:05:07,548 OKAY, BUT DON'T COME RUNNING TO ME 125 00:05:07,678 --> 00:05:09,108 IF SOMETHING TERRIBLE--ACTUALLY, PLEASE COME RUNNING TO ME-- 126 00:05:09,244 --> 00:05:12,514 LEAVE. LEAVE. 127 00:05:12,635 --> 00:05:14,725 OH, BOY, THIS IS GREAT-- JUST YOU AND ME, KID. 128 00:05:14,853 --> 00:05:16,283 WHAT DO WE DO FIRST? 129 00:05:16,419 --> 00:05:18,249 - CHARLOTTE! - JANIE! 130 00:05:18,375 --> 00:05:19,555 ALL RIGHT. 131 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,110 YOU MUST BE AMY'S HUSBAND. 132 00:05:21,246 --> 00:05:23,326 SHE TOLD ME YOU WERE COMING. I'M CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY. 133 00:05:23,463 --> 00:05:25,903 OH, HEY, CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY. I'M JANIE'S DADDY. 134 00:05:26,029 --> 00:05:28,599 ALSO KNOWN AROUND OUR HOUSE AS "DAD!" 135 00:05:28,725 --> 00:05:31,165 RIGHT. 136 00:05:31,291 --> 00:05:34,811 OKAY, CLASS, LET'S GATHER FOR CIRCLE TIME. 137 00:05:34,944 --> 00:05:37,384 AND THIS IS SUMMER. SHE'S GREAT... 138 00:05:37,510 --> 00:05:40,560 WHO CAN SIT CRISSCROSS APPLESAUCE? 139 00:05:40,685 --> 00:05:42,075 IF YOU'RE FIVE. 140 00:05:42,206 --> 00:05:44,866 all: ♪ THE WIPERS ON THE BUS GO SWISH, SWISH, SWISH ♪ 141 00:05:44,989 --> 00:05:47,159 ♪ ALL THROUGH THE TOWN 142 00:05:47,294 --> 00:05:49,344 WHOO-HOO! YEAH, THAT'S FUN. 143 00:05:49,469 --> 00:05:51,429 all: ♪ BAKER'S MAN 144 00:05:51,556 --> 00:05:57,126 ♪ BAKE ME A CAKE AS FAST AS YOU CAN ♪ 145 00:05:57,253 --> 00:05:59,863 [children shriek] OH! YES! 146 00:05:59,992 --> 00:06:02,302 YES! IN YOUR FACE! 147 00:06:02,428 --> 00:06:04,388 OH. 148 00:06:04,516 --> 00:06:07,956 I'M SORRY. I'M JUST A LITTLE BIT COMPETITIVE, LADIES. 149 00:06:08,082 --> 00:06:12,822 [children laugh and shriek] 150 00:06:12,952 --> 00:06:17,442 all: ♪ DOWN CAME THE RAIN AND WASHED THE SPIDER OUR ♪ 151 00:06:17,561 --> 00:06:21,261 ♪ OUT CAME THE SUN AND DRIED UP ALL THE RAIN ♪ 152 00:06:21,388 --> 00:06:27,608 ♪ AND THE ITSY-BITSY SPIDER WENT UP THE SPOUT AGAIN ♪ 153 00:06:27,737 --> 00:06:31,047 I HATE THAT SPIDER AND HIS CAN-DO ATTITUDE. 154 00:06:31,173 --> 00:06:32,823 I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S UP THAT DAMN SPOUT 155 00:06:32,956 --> 00:06:36,526 THAT'S SO IMPORTANT. 156 00:06:36,652 --> 00:06:38,392 OKAY, MY TINY HUMANS, 157 00:06:38,522 --> 00:06:42,832 WHO WANTS TO HOLD THE TALKING STICK AND SHARE THEIR FEELINGS? 158 00:06:42,958 --> 00:06:46,748 GOD, WHAT RING OF HELL HAVE I ENTERED? 159 00:06:46,872 --> 00:06:49,262 DR. MONKEY CHUNKS FEELS SAD 160 00:06:49,394 --> 00:06:53,314 BECAUSE NOBODY BELIEVES SHE'S A REAL DOCTOR. 161 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:59,004 AND THEN I SAID, "NUH-UH." AND THEN SHE SAID, "UH-HUH." 162 00:06:59,135 --> 00:07:03,015 AND THEN I SAID, "NUH-UH." AND THEN SHE SAID, "UH-HUH". 163 00:07:03,136 --> 00:07:04,746 OOH! 164 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:06,655 WHAT DID I MISS? 165 00:07:06,789 --> 00:07:08,229 AND IF I'M BEING HONEST, 166 00:07:08,355 --> 00:07:11,095 IT'S NOT AN HONOR JUST TO BE NOMINATED. 167 00:07:11,224 --> 00:07:13,834 [cell phone rings] OH, UH, SORRY. 168 00:07:13,964 --> 00:07:16,444 EXCUSE ME. 169 00:07:16,573 --> 00:07:17,753 HELLO? 170 00:07:17,878 --> 00:07:19,658 DUDE, WHERE ARE YOU? 171 00:07:19,792 --> 00:07:21,702 I'M AT MOMMY AND ME CLASS WITH JANIE 172 00:07:21,835 --> 00:07:24,495 TRYING NOT TO BURST INTO TEARS. 173 00:07:24,619 --> 00:07:26,969 YOU KNOW WE HAVE THAT PRIVATE GOLF SWING LESSON 174 00:07:27,098 --> 00:07:30,188 WITH TIGER'S GUY IN 20 MINUTES. 175 00:07:30,315 --> 00:07:32,095 MARCUS, I WOULD LOVE TO GET IN WITH TIGER'S PRO, 176 00:07:32,229 --> 00:07:33,489 BUT I CAN'T, MAN. 177 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:37,710 I'M STUCK HERE IN THIS CLASS DOING...FEELINGS. 178 00:07:37,838 --> 00:07:39,748 OVER GOLF? 179 00:07:39,882 --> 00:07:43,712 LISTEN, JUST BRING JANIE ALONG. SHE FITS IN THE BAG. 180 00:07:43,839 --> 00:07:45,149 DUDE, I GOT TO GO. 181 00:07:45,275 --> 00:07:46,975 I COULDN'T HELP OVERHEARING. 182 00:07:47,102 --> 00:07:48,622 YOU SHOULD GO. 183 00:07:48,753 --> 00:07:51,883 MY HUSBAND WOULD TRADE HIS CAR TO GET IN WITH TIGER'S PRO. 184 00:07:52,015 --> 00:07:54,545 AND HE LOVES THAT CAR. 185 00:07:54,668 --> 00:07:57,278 UH, YOU KNOW, I CAN TAKE JANIE BACK TO OUR HOUSE. 186 00:07:57,407 --> 00:07:58,627 THE GIRLS ALWAYS HAVE FUN. 187 00:07:58,755 --> 00:08:00,195 - ARE YOU SURE? - YEAH. 188 00:08:00,321 --> 00:08:01,841 I MEAN, LOOK, TRUST ME, THEY'RE IN FREE PLAY. 189 00:08:01,974 --> 00:08:03,414 THEY HARDLY EVEN KNOW WE'RE HERE. 190 00:08:03,540 --> 00:08:05,980 JANIE, DO YOU WANT TO GO HAVE A PLAYDATE WITH CHARLOTTE? 191 00:08:06,106 --> 00:08:07,626 both: YAY! 192 00:08:07,757 --> 00:08:09,237 - WOW. - RIGHT? 193 00:08:09,367 --> 00:08:12,157 YEAH, OKAY, UM... I'LL GIVE YOU MY NUMBERS-- 194 00:08:12,281 --> 00:08:13,711 NO, I GOT IT ON THE CONTACT LIST. 195 00:08:13,845 --> 00:08:16,065 COME ON, GO, HAVE FUN. 196 00:08:16,194 --> 00:08:20,634 IF STRETCHING THIS DOESN'T WORK, I AM DEAD. 197 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:22,500 [gasps] 198 00:08:22,630 --> 00:08:25,120 WAIT. OKAY. 199 00:08:25,239 --> 00:08:26,409 OKAY. 200 00:08:26,544 --> 00:08:28,374 NOW WE HAVE... 201 00:08:28,501 --> 00:08:31,071 TWO TINY LEG WARMERS AND A VEST. 202 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:36,640 THAT GUY MUST HAVE ADDED 20 YARDS TO MY LONG IRONS. 203 00:08:36,763 --> 00:08:37,933 I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY WIFE HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT 204 00:08:38,068 --> 00:08:39,338 ALL THESE YEARS. 205 00:08:39,460 --> 00:08:40,940 WITH MY PROCESS, I CAN BE A GREAT PARENT 206 00:08:41,069 --> 00:08:42,419 AND MAKE TIME FOR MYSELF. 207 00:08:42,547 --> 00:08:44,807 YOU CAN'T GET THAT FROM A BOOK. - BOOKS ARE OVERRATED. 208 00:08:44,939 --> 00:08:46,329 THAT'S WHY WE'RE TV GUYS. - YEAH. 209 00:08:46,461 --> 00:08:50,691 WE DIDN'T GET RICH BY READING. [both laugh] 210 00:08:50,810 --> 00:08:52,630 YEAH, WE'RE TV GUYS. 211 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:53,776 WHAT'S UP? 212 00:08:53,897 --> 00:08:55,507 ALL RIGHT. OKAY, I'M OFF. 213 00:08:55,637 --> 00:08:57,327 I GOT TO PICK UP JOE AND EMILY AT SCHOOL 214 00:08:57,464 --> 00:08:59,504 AND GET JANIE FROM CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY'S HOUSE 215 00:08:59,638 --> 00:09:01,158 AND BRING HER BACK FOR HER BIG PIANO LESSON. 216 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:04,640 I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW. 217 00:09:04,769 --> 00:09:05,639 I LOST JANIE. 218 00:09:05,769 --> 00:09:07,469 [both laugh] 219 00:09:07,595 --> 00:09:09,075 YOU STILL GOT IT. 220 00:09:09,205 --> 00:09:10,685 I KNOW I STILL GOT IT, BUT WHAT I DON'T GOT 221 00:09:10,814 --> 00:09:12,554 IS ANY IDEA WHERE MY DAUGHTER IS. 222 00:09:12,683 --> 00:09:16,203 OKAY, RETRACE YOUR STEPS. WHERE DID YOU SEE HER LAST? 223 00:09:16,336 --> 00:09:18,296 SHE'S NOT A SET OF CAR KEYS, KEVIN. 224 00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:21,304 OH, MAN, I CAN'T-- HOW DO YOU LOSE A KID? 225 00:09:21,424 --> 00:09:23,944 DIDN'T YOU SAY SHE WAS AT CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY'S HOUSE? 226 00:09:24,077 --> 00:09:25,257 DO YOU KNOW WHERE CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY LIVES? 227 00:09:25,382 --> 00:09:26,772 DO YOU KNOW WHERE CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY LIVES? 228 00:09:26,904 --> 00:09:28,474 NEVER MET HER. 229 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:30,210 DON'T WORRY, DAVID, YOU'LL FIGURE THIS OUT. 230 00:09:30,339 --> 00:09:33,249 YOU'RE AMERICA'S NUMBER-ONE DAD. 231 00:09:33,384 --> 00:09:35,134 I DON'T WANT TO BE NEGATIVE HERE, 232 00:09:35,253 --> 00:09:37,733 BUT THIS MIGHT AFFECT YOUR RANKING. 233 00:09:37,862 --> 00:09:40,772 I DON'T HAVE A NAME. I DON'T HAVE A NUMBER. 234 00:09:40,907 --> 00:09:42,477 I DON'T HAVE AN ADDRESS. I GOT NOTHING. 235 00:09:42,603 --> 00:09:43,913 YOU COULD CHECK THE BOOK. 236 00:09:44,037 --> 00:09:46,167 I TOLD AMY TO TAKE THE BOOK WITH HER. 237 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:48,000 I DIDN'T WANT TO LUG IT AROUND. 238 00:09:48,126 --> 00:09:49,736 YOU SHOULD HAVE LUGGED IT. 239 00:09:49,865 --> 00:09:51,435 I THOUGHT I HAD IT ALL UP HERE, MAN. 240 00:09:51,561 --> 00:09:52,821 DAVID, WE'RE MEN. 241 00:09:52,952 --> 00:09:56,522 WE HAVE NOTHING UP HERE. 242 00:09:56,649 --> 00:09:58,869 LOOK, JUST CALL AMY AND TELL HER YOU WERE WRONG. 243 00:09:58,997 --> 00:10:00,477 ARE YOU CRAZY? WHAT AM I GONNA SAY TO HER? 244 00:10:00,606 --> 00:10:01,566 "HEY, HONEY, REMEMBER LAST WEEK 245 00:10:01,693 --> 00:10:02,993 "WHEN I ALMOST BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE? 246 00:10:03,129 --> 00:10:04,439 WELL, THIS WEEK I LOST A KID." 247 00:10:04,564 --> 00:10:06,744 SHE'LL NEVER TRUST ME AGAIN, MARCUS. 248 00:10:06,868 --> 00:10:08,078 I WON'T BE ABLE TO LEAVE THIS HOUSE 249 00:10:08,217 --> 00:10:09,557 WITHOUT HER HOVERING OVER ME, 250 00:10:09,695 --> 00:10:11,705 ASKING ME A THOUSAND QUESTIONS, WATCHING MY EVERY MOVE. 251 00:10:11,826 --> 00:10:14,306 WELCOME TO MY WORLD. 252 00:10:14,435 --> 00:10:17,005 WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU. 253 00:10:17,132 --> 00:10:18,432 OH, MAN. [cell phone rings] 254 00:10:18,567 --> 00:10:20,267 OOH. HANG ON. 255 00:10:20,393 --> 00:10:22,043 "PRIVATE CALL." 256 00:10:22,176 --> 00:10:23,786 HELLO? - HI, DADDY. 257 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:26,046 JANIE, BABY, YOU OKAY? 258 00:10:26,177 --> 00:10:28,437 CAN I STAY AT CHARLOTTE'S FOR DINNER? 259 00:10:28,569 --> 00:10:31,139 - NO, HONEY, YOU CAN'T. - WHY? 260 00:10:31,265 --> 00:10:32,485 BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT A PIANO LESSON. 261 00:10:32,613 --> 00:10:33,923 WHY? 262 00:10:34,047 --> 00:10:35,527 HONEY, HONEY, CAN'T DO THE "WHY" GAME RIGHT NOW. 263 00:10:35,657 --> 00:10:38,617 OKAY, BYE. 264 00:10:38,745 --> 00:10:42,185 [whining] OH, WHY? 265 00:10:49,094 --> 00:10:50,614 DAD, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? 266 00:10:50,747 --> 00:10:51,967 I NEED SOME INFORMATION ABOUT A PARENT 267 00:10:52,095 --> 00:10:53,395 FROM MOMMY AND ME CLASS. 268 00:10:53,530 --> 00:10:55,620 HELLO, MOMMIES? 269 00:10:55,748 --> 00:10:57,758 MES? 270 00:10:57,878 --> 00:10:59,878 DAD, WHERE'S JANIE? 271 00:11:00,010 --> 00:11:01,840 SHE'S AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE-- CHARLOTTE. 272 00:11:01,966 --> 00:11:04,796 YOU GUYS KNOW CHARLOTTE? 273 00:11:04,924 --> 00:11:06,574 YOU LOST JANIE. 274 00:11:06,706 --> 00:11:08,236 HONEY, I DIDN'T LOSE HER. 275 00:11:08,359 --> 00:11:11,009 I-I JUST MISPLACED HER. 276 00:11:11,143 --> 00:11:12,793 HOW DO YOU LOSE A PERSON? 277 00:11:12,925 --> 00:11:17,535 SHE'S NOT A SET OF CAR KEYS. 278 00:11:17,666 --> 00:11:19,846 THERE YOU GO, JOE, GO TO YOUR HAPPY PLACE. 279 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:21,360 LOOK, I KNOW THAT SHE'S 280 00:11:21,493 --> 00:11:23,193 WITH A WOMAN NAMED CHARLOTTE'S MOMMY, OKAY? 281 00:11:23,319 --> 00:11:25,009 I NEED YOU GUYS TO HELP ME FIND HER 282 00:11:25,146 --> 00:11:26,796 AND GET HER BACK WITHOUT MOM KNOWING IT. 283 00:11:26,928 --> 00:11:29,538 DADDY, I THINK I CAN GET YOU OUT OF THIS LITTLE MESS... 284 00:11:29,668 --> 00:11:32,148 IF YOU CAN HELP ME GET OUT OF MY LITTLE MESS. 285 00:11:36,452 --> 00:11:38,972 PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S NOT MOM'S FAVORITE SWEATER. 286 00:11:44,105 --> 00:11:46,325 I JUST NEED YOU TO REPLACE IT WITHOUT HER KNOWING. 287 00:11:46,454 --> 00:11:49,894 GUYS, PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS. 288 00:11:50,020 --> 00:11:52,020 YOU KNOW MY SENSITIVE STOMACH. 289 00:11:52,151 --> 00:11:54,331 ASKING ME TO BE SILENT IS DEADLY. 290 00:11:54,455 --> 00:11:55,885 HE'S A FARTER. 291 00:11:56,021 --> 00:11:58,021 YES, WE'VE MET. 292 00:11:58,152 --> 00:11:59,762 WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND? 293 00:11:59,891 --> 00:12:01,371 WE GO SEE MOM. 294 00:12:01,501 --> 00:12:03,891 ONE OF US CREATES A DIVERSION, AND ONE OF US CHECKS THE BOOK. 295 00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:06,373 WE'RE IN, WE'RE OUT. - ALL RIGHT. 296 00:12:06,502 --> 00:12:08,382 OKAY, GOOD, I LIKE IT. DEAL. LET'S GO. COME ON. 297 00:12:08,502 --> 00:12:10,722 [farts] AND WE'RE OFF. 298 00:12:10,850 --> 00:12:13,240 OH, JOE, DOWNWIND, PLEASE. 299 00:12:18,895 --> 00:12:21,285 WE'RE IN. COME ON. 300 00:12:21,418 --> 00:12:22,898 JOE, YOU BE THE LOOKOUT. - OKAY. 301 00:12:23,026 --> 00:12:26,986 [farts] OH, LOOK OUT. 302 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:30,254 HERE IT IS. OKAY. 303 00:12:30,376 --> 00:12:33,506 CONTACT LIST, CONTACT LIST. 304 00:12:33,637 --> 00:12:34,897 I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, BILL. 305 00:12:35,029 --> 00:12:37,599 JUST GIVE ME A SECOND. 306 00:12:37,725 --> 00:12:38,905 HEY, MOMMY'S HERE. 307 00:12:39,030 --> 00:12:41,120 OH, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 308 00:12:41,248 --> 00:12:43,028 HONEY, YOU WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT WORK THIS MORNING 309 00:12:43,161 --> 00:12:45,991 THAT, UH, WE JUST DECIDED TO COME HERE 310 00:12:46,118 --> 00:12:46,988 AND GIVE YOU A FAMILY HUG. 311 00:12:47,118 --> 00:12:48,518 - AW. - BRING IT IN, MOM. 312 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:50,600 - YEAH, COME HERE. - SO SWEET. 313 00:12:50,727 --> 00:12:52,247 OH, BOY, I COULD REALLY USE ONE. 314 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,120 THE PRODUCERS AND NOW THE DIRECTOR 315 00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:55,900 IS RIDING ME ABOUT MY UNDERACTING. 316 00:12:56,033 --> 00:12:56,813 MM-HMM. - UGH. 317 00:12:56,946 --> 00:12:57,906 WHERE'S JANIE? 318 00:12:58,033 --> 00:13:01,343 JANIE? UM... [farts] 319 00:13:01,469 --> 00:13:03,989 I GOT TO GO WAIT IN THE CAR. 320 00:13:04,122 --> 00:13:06,432 YEAH, UH, CRACK A WINDOW. 321 00:13:06,557 --> 00:13:08,647 JANIE, UM, WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITH CHARLOTTE 322 00:13:08,775 --> 00:13:09,905 THAT THEY WENT AND HAD A PLAYDATE. 323 00:13:10,036 --> 00:13:11,426 OH, THAT'S GREAT. 324 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:12,908 ISN'T GWEN WONDERFUL? - WHO? 325 00:13:13,036 --> 00:13:14,866 CHARLOTTE'S MOM, GWEN. 326 00:13:14,993 --> 00:13:16,953 OH, GWEN. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 327 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,780 I THOUGHT YOU SAID...BEN. 328 00:13:18,907 --> 00:13:21,167 I WAS LIKE, "WHO THE HECK IS BEN?" 329 00:13:21,299 --> 00:13:22,999 AMY HOBBS TO STAGE. 330 00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:24,165 THAT'S ME. 331 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:25,480 OH, YOU GUYS BETTER GO TOO. 332 00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:26,734 YOU HAVE THAT PIANO LESSON AT 5:00. 333 00:13:26,865 --> 00:13:28,655 YEAH, OKAY. 334 00:13:28,779 --> 00:13:32,389 ALL RIGHT. YEAH. ALL RIGHT. OKAY. YEP. OKAY. 335 00:13:32,519 --> 00:13:33,779 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. DAVE, DAVE, DAVE. 336 00:13:33,910 --> 00:13:35,310 YES? GO AHEAD, HON. 337 00:13:35,433 --> 00:13:39,303 I-I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT. 338 00:13:39,433 --> 00:13:41,133 THIS MORNING YOU WERE RIGHT. 339 00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:42,300 WE EACH HAVE OUR OWN SYSTEM, 340 00:13:42,434 --> 00:13:44,094 AND IF YOU SAY YOU DON'T NEED THE BOOK, 341 00:13:44,217 --> 00:13:46,647 THEN YOU DON'T NEED THE BOOK, BUT FOR YOU TO ALLOW ME 342 00:13:46,783 --> 00:13:49,953 TO PURSUE MY DREAMS AND STAY AT HOME WITH THE KIDS 343 00:13:50,087 --> 00:13:52,227 AND THE FAMILY HUGS, I JUST-- 344 00:13:52,349 --> 00:13:53,739 I WISH JANIE WERE HERE 345 00:13:53,871 --> 00:13:55,961 TO SHARE THIS MOMENT WITH US, I REALLY DO. 346 00:13:56,088 --> 00:13:56,918 - ME TOO. - YEAH. 347 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,435 THAT'S IT. 348 00:13:58,567 --> 00:14:00,177 THAT'S EXACTLY THE MELODRAMATIC CRAP 349 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:01,657 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR. 350 00:14:01,786 --> 00:14:03,226 PICTURE'S UP! LET'S SHOOT THIS SUCKER! 351 00:14:03,351 --> 00:14:05,521 I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. 352 00:14:05,655 --> 00:14:06,525 YES. 353 00:14:06,656 --> 00:14:09,146 REMEMBER THAT. 354 00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:12,086 OH, I LOVE YOU GUYS. 355 00:14:12,222 --> 00:14:13,652 - DID YOU GET IT? - NO. 356 00:14:13,788 --> 00:14:16,878 IT'S LOCKED. 357 00:14:17,005 --> 00:14:18,875 JUST BECAUSE THE PLAN DIDN'T WORK OUT 358 00:14:19,006 --> 00:14:20,666 DOESN'T MEAN IT WAS A BAD PLAN. 359 00:14:20,789 --> 00:14:23,229 HONEY, THAT IS THE EXACT DEFINITION OF A BAD PLAN. 360 00:14:23,355 --> 00:14:26,875 I GOT A PLAN NOW. COME WITH ME. 361 00:14:27,007 --> 00:14:28,277 KEVIN, I NEED YOUR HELP. 362 00:14:32,922 --> 00:14:34,922 I'VE TAKEN CARE OF EVERYTHING. SHE'S WAITING AT THE PIANO. 363 00:14:35,053 --> 00:14:37,233 - JANIE'S BACK? - NOT EXACTLY. 364 00:14:43,011 --> 00:14:46,531 NOPE. I CAN'T DO IT. 365 00:14:46,664 --> 00:14:49,674 [farting] 366 00:14:52,274 --> 00:14:54,664 KEVIN, I TOLD YOU TO GET A FOUR-FOOT FIVE-YEAR-OLD, 367 00:14:54,796 --> 00:14:57,496 NOT A 45-YEAR-OLD. 368 00:14:57,623 --> 00:14:59,233 I KNOW. I'M SORRY, BUT BRENDA'S THE BEST 369 00:14:59,363 --> 00:15:01,283 THAT WE COULD DO ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE. 370 00:15:01,406 --> 00:15:04,186 SORRY, BRENDA, NO PUN INTENDED. 371 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,930 SHE WAS OUR KID STAND-IN ON THE SHOW. 372 00:15:06,059 --> 00:15:07,749 HEY, BRENDA, HOW'S PHIL? 373 00:15:07,886 --> 00:15:10,846 HE'S GOOD. WORKING ON {\an8}GAME OF THRONES. 374 00:15:10,973 --> 00:15:14,153 BRENDA, BY ANY CHANCE, WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN PURCHASING 375 00:15:14,279 --> 00:15:17,069 A BEAUTIFUL PINK SWEATER VEST? 376 00:15:19,367 --> 00:15:22,327 [doorbell rings] - IT'S MS. WOO. 377 00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:24,504 OKAY, PLACES, EVERYBODY, PLACES. 378 00:15:24,628 --> 00:15:26,018 OKAY. 379 00:15:26,150 --> 00:15:28,150 OH, WAIT. 380 00:15:28,282 --> 00:15:30,152 WEDDING RING. 381 00:15:30,282 --> 00:15:31,802 GOOD CATCH, KEVIN... 382 00:15:31,934 --> 00:15:36,724 'CAUSE THAT WAS GONNA GIVE THIS WHOLE THING AWAY. 383 00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:39,198 I AM WOO. 384 00:15:39,327 --> 00:15:41,587 I AM HOBBS. 385 00:15:41,719 --> 00:15:43,459 THIS IS DAUGHTER--JANIE. 386 00:15:43,588 --> 00:15:44,598 SHE'S VERY... 387 00:15:44,719 --> 00:15:47,809 STURDY. 388 00:15:47,937 --> 00:15:49,457 YEAH, SHE IS. 389 00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:50,980 HER MOM'S ALSO STURDY... 390 00:15:51,111 --> 00:15:53,291 AND TINY. 391 00:15:53,416 --> 00:15:57,076 TINY AND STURDY-- THAT'S HOW I LIKE 'EM. 392 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,370 MY LITTLE SPARK PLUG. 393 00:16:01,331 --> 00:16:04,381 HEY, WELL, ALL RIGHT, HONEY... 394 00:16:07,506 --> 00:16:09,336 HAVE A GOOD LESSON. 395 00:16:09,464 --> 00:16:12,034 IF ANYBODY NEEDS ANYTHING, 396 00:16:12,159 --> 00:16:14,809 WE'LL BE IN THE KITCHEN, OKAY? 397 00:16:14,942 --> 00:16:16,212 EMILY, HOMEWORK. 398 00:16:16,334 --> 00:16:18,074 KEVIN, WITH ME. 399 00:16:18,205 --> 00:16:19,425 ARE YOU READY, YOUNG LADY? 400 00:16:19,553 --> 00:16:21,553 I WAS BORN READY... 401 00:16:21,683 --> 00:16:25,603 FIVE YEARS AGO. 402 00:16:25,728 --> 00:16:27,638 SORRY. 403 00:16:27,771 --> 00:16:29,951 OKAY, DAVID, WHAT DO I DO NOW? 404 00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,466 SO FAR, IN THE GREATER L.A. AREA, 405 00:16:31,598 --> 00:16:33,388 I HAVE CONTACTED 92 GWENS 406 00:16:33,511 --> 00:16:37,341 AND ONE VERY IRATE GLEN. 407 00:16:37,469 --> 00:16:39,469 JUST KEEP CALLING PEOPLE, KEVIN. 408 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:40,690 I GOT TO GET HER BACK-- 409 00:16:40,818 --> 00:16:43,208 MOMMY'S HOME. 410 00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:45,820 HEY. AWESOME! YOU'RE EARLY. 411 00:16:45,949 --> 00:16:48,039 I DIDN'T WANT TO MISS MY BABY'S FIRST LESSON. 412 00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:49,257 I HAVE TO TAKE A PEAK. 413 00:16:49,385 --> 00:16:50,915 NO, NO, NO, NO. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 414 00:16:51,036 --> 00:16:52,556 DON'T DO THAT, AMY, DON'T DO THAT. 415 00:16:52,689 --> 00:16:54,129 SERIOUSLY, SHE'S-- SHE'S IN THERE CONCENTRATING, 416 00:16:54,255 --> 00:16:55,775 AND YOU'LL BREAK THAT FOR HER. 417 00:16:55,908 --> 00:16:57,608 DON'T DO THAT. 418 00:16:57,734 --> 00:17:00,604 [farts] 419 00:17:02,387 --> 00:17:05,167 OKAY... 420 00:17:05,301 --> 00:17:08,521 WELL, THE LESSON WENT-- [stammers] 421 00:17:08,649 --> 00:17:10,179 WHAT WAS I SAYING? 422 00:17:10,302 --> 00:17:12,472 MS. WOO, I'M JANIE'S MOM, AMY. 423 00:17:12,606 --> 00:17:15,006 SEE? TINY AND STURDY. 424 00:17:15,128 --> 00:17:16,648 YOUR DAUGHTER HAS POTENTIAL. 425 00:17:16,781 --> 00:17:18,611 YES, SHE'S A VERY QUICK STUDY. 426 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,478 OH, THAT'S GREAT. OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 427 00:17:20,608 --> 00:17:22,268 LET ME GET YOUR CHECK. 428 00:17:22,391 --> 00:17:24,821 DAD, I CAN STILL GET YOU OUT OF THIS. 429 00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:27,136 BUT YOU ARE GONNA REPLACE MOM'S SWEATER, RIGHT? 430 00:17:27,262 --> 00:17:28,222 YES, YES. 431 00:17:28,349 --> 00:17:30,439 YOU SHOULD GO HEAR JANIE PLAY, MOM. 432 00:17:30,567 --> 00:17:33,787 IT'S REALLY HARD TO BELIEVE IT'S HER. 433 00:17:33,915 --> 00:17:36,525 OOH, I KNEW THERE WAS TALENT IN THOSE LITTLE FINGERS OF HERS. 434 00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:38,745 EMILY? 435 00:17:38,872 --> 00:17:41,222 HI, BABY. 436 00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:43,531 DID YOU HAVE FUN TODAY? - UH-HUH. 437 00:17:43,656 --> 00:17:45,306 - YEAH? - HOW DID YOU DO THIS? 438 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,309 I SAW GWEN PULL UP OUTSIDE WITH JANIE. 439 00:17:47,439 --> 00:17:49,189 I RAN OUT, MET THEM IN THE DRIVEWAY, 440 00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:51,220 MADE THE SWITCH-- EASY PEASY. 441 00:17:51,353 --> 00:17:53,273 YOU COULD HAVE JUST TOLD ME, EMILY. 442 00:17:53,398 --> 00:17:56,358 DON'T HATE THE PLAYA, HATE THE GAME. 443 00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,749 SORRY. 444 00:17:59,876 --> 00:18:04,446 KEVIN, I FORGOT MY WEDDING...RING. 445 00:18:04,574 --> 00:18:08,324 I MEAN, DADDY, COULD I GET JUICE BOX? 446 00:18:11,836 --> 00:18:16,276 OH, I THOUGHT I SAW BRENDA IN THE DRIVEWAY. 447 00:18:16,402 --> 00:18:17,922 WHO ARE YOU STANDING IN FOR? 448 00:18:18,054 --> 00:18:21,064 JANIE, WE FOUND YOU. YES! 449 00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:22,575 AND AMY'S HOME TOO. 450 00:18:22,707 --> 00:18:25,057 AWESOME. 451 00:18:25,186 --> 00:18:28,326 I THINK I HEAR MY WIFE CALLING ME FROM ACROSS THE STREET. 452 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,933 [imitating wife] MARCUS! 453 00:18:33,057 --> 00:18:34,147 [normal voice] SHE'S RELENTLESS. 454 00:18:34,275 --> 00:18:36,105 I JUST--COMING, BABY GIRL. 455 00:18:36,232 --> 00:18:38,322 YOU SHOULD HAVE LUGGED IT. 456 00:18:43,059 --> 00:18:44,499 I'M THINKING YOU PROBABLY WANT A WORD. 457 00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:46,845 YEAH. 458 00:18:46,973 --> 00:18:48,583 I'M FIVE. 459 00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:51,752 I'M NOT. 460 00:18:51,887 --> 00:18:53,937 - DAVID. - MM-HMM? 461 00:18:54,061 --> 00:18:58,761 YOU DO REALIZE THAT IF YOU HAD JUST TAKEN THE BOOK, MM-HMM, 462 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:02,628 ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FLIP TO THE CONTACT LIST. 463 00:19:02,759 --> 00:19:04,289 ♪ OH 464 00:19:04,412 --> 00:19:08,592 AND YOU WOULD FIND... 465 00:19:08,717 --> 00:19:11,497 YOU WOULD FIND... 466 00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:13,160 CRAP. 467 00:19:13,283 --> 00:19:16,193 OH, GWEN WAS A LATE ADDITION TO THE CLASS, 468 00:19:16,327 --> 00:19:18,377 AND I GUESS I FORGOT TO ADD HER NAME. 469 00:19:18,502 --> 00:19:21,112 OOPS. 470 00:19:21,242 --> 00:19:22,942 OH, YEAH, THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY, DOESN'T IT? 471 00:19:23,067 --> 00:19:24,327 MM-HMM. YEAH. 472 00:19:24,459 --> 00:19:27,679 - EH, A LITTLE BIT. - MM-HMM. 473 00:19:27,807 --> 00:19:30,767 WELL, HONEY, LOOK, WE BOTH LEARNED SOMETHING. 474 00:19:30,895 --> 00:19:32,375 YOU HAVE A METHOD THAT YOU THINK WORKS FOR YOU. 475 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,035 MM-HMM. 476 00:19:34,156 --> 00:19:36,326 I HAVE A METHOD THAT I THINK WORKS FOR ME. 477 00:19:36,461 --> 00:19:40,251 AND, ULTIMATELY, WE'RE BOTH WRONG. 478 00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:42,765 I CA--I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT 479 00:19:42,897 --> 00:19:44,597 YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH... 480 00:19:44,724 --> 00:19:47,424 THAT. 481 00:19:47,551 --> 00:19:51,031 HONESTLY, THERE WAS, UH, NO MOMENT 482 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:54,520 WHERE I THOUGHT I WOULD GET AWAY WITH THAT. 483 00:19:56,683 --> 00:20:00,513 OOH, YOU ARE TINY AND STURDY. - [laughing] 484 00:20:04,032 --> 00:20:06,722 HEY, DADDY. MWAH. 485 00:20:06,859 --> 00:20:08,509 YEAH. 486 00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:12,822 A KISS AND A "HEY, DADDY"-- SOMEBODY WANTS SOMETHING. 487 00:20:12,947 --> 00:20:14,777 THAT'S NOT TR--FINE. 488 00:20:14,904 --> 00:20:18,604 I WAS HOPING I COULD GET MY ALLOWANCE TODAY. 489 00:20:18,731 --> 00:20:20,341 HONEY, YOU ALREADY GOT YOUR ALLOWANCE. 490 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:21,560 - NO, I DIDN'T. - YEAH, YOU DID. 491 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:22,688 YOU SPENT IT ON MOM'S SWEATER. 492 00:20:22,818 --> 00:20:24,688 WHAT? 493 00:20:24,819 --> 00:20:27,169 WAIT. THAT MEANS I WON'T SEE ANOTHER DIME FOR-- 494 00:20:27,298 --> 00:20:29,218 FOUR MONTHS. 495 00:20:29,342 --> 00:20:31,602 DON'T HATE THE PLAYA. 496 00:20:31,733 --> 00:20:35,173 [laughing] 497 00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:41,090 IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING. 498 00:20:42,072 --> 00:20:46,622 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35127

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