Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:33,064
http://subscene.com/u/659433
Improved by: @Ivandrofly
2
00:00:33,066 --> 00:00:37,703
In the 16th century,
the mystic John Dee wrote
3
00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:41,140
the "sigillum aemeth", a
book of musical chants
4
00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:44,076
that were meant
to summon angels,
5
00:00:44,078 --> 00:00:47,112
but brought forth
demons instead.
6
00:00:47,114 --> 00:00:51,450
Fearing the unholy power of his
dark songs, Dee tried to destroy
7
00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:54,286
the book, but failed.
8
00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:57,056
Sought by sorcerers and
dark rules for centuries,
9
00:00:57,058 --> 00:01:00,492
the book had been lost
10
00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:03,595
until now.
11
00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:18,744
Bequeath protection upon
thine followers who walketh
12
00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:22,114
in the footsteps of...
13
00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:52,377
And your appeasement
of the gods of...
14
00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:54,113
Have failed.
15
00:01:54,115 --> 00:01:56,782
What seven blood
packs not enough, Ronny?
16
00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:59,318
Yeah, this shit's never
coming out of my tunic, by the way.
17
00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,519
I don't know what
to tell you guys, okay?
18
00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:01,820
The appeasement fails?
19
00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:03,222
It's bullshit.
You failed, Eric.
20
00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:04,590
Okay?
21
00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:06,191
Maybe if you made a
meaningful sacrifice.
22
00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:07,559
Hey, that's bullshit, Ronny.
23
00:02:10,184 --> 00:02:12,664
We're over here in the
woods in the middle of the night.
24
00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:13,866
We nailed the chant.
25
00:02:13,868 --> 00:02:15,400
Come on.
26
00:02:15,402 --> 00:02:17,503
Had everything that
game plan laid out.
27
00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:21,740
Can't keep just failing
my appeasements forever.
28
00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:23,142
I'm sorry.
29
00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:24,843
F you, Hung.
30
00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:26,245
The appeasement fails
because Eric wasn't meaning it.
31
00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:27,446
He wasn't being meaningful.
32
00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:28,914
Bullshit, Ronny.
33
00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:30,916
I don't know
what to tell you guys.
34
00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:33,852
Sometimes I don't know
who's harder to appease, Ronny.
35
00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:35,721
If you don't stop
complaining, the gods of...
36
00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:36,922
Are going to curse
all your characters
37
00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:38,757
with a case of evil herpes!
38
00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:40,259
Eric, you failed.
39
00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:41,894
Maybe if you made a
meaningful sacrifice.
40
00:02:41,896 --> 00:02:44,396
Guys, how will we ever taste
triumph at evermore with this
41
00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:45,931
weak bullshit?
42
00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:50,469
Fear not, Sir Reginald, for I
have just the magic needed.
43
00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:53,705
Excuse me while I
whipeth this out.
44
00:02:57,844 --> 00:02:59,478
What was that?
45
00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:00,679
Hey, dude, what's that?
46
00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:01,880
What?
47
00:03:01,882 --> 00:03:03,282
Oh shit!
48
00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:04,516
Oh!
49
00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:10,322
Eat paint... fuckers!
50
00:03:15,061 --> 00:03:16,461
This'll teach
you to play your
51
00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:18,363
fucking wizard
game in our woods.
52
00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,565
Run!
53
00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:20,766
Run, you freaks.
54
00:03:20,768 --> 00:03:22,301
Don't ever come back.
55
00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:39,785
Hey, check this shit out.
56
00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:42,487
Harry pooper dropped his book.
57
00:03:42,489 --> 00:03:47,292
Yeah, tear that shit.
58
00:03:52,465 --> 00:03:53,665
Come on, man.
59
00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:54,866
Destroy the book.
60
00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:56,902
Rip it open.
61
00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:04,977
What the fuck?
62
00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:17,656
Fuck.
63
00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:19,291
Jesus motherfucker.
64
00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:22,861
The book fucked up your face.
65
00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:30,769
Ahh!
66
00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:34,473
Be strong, Sir Reginald.
67
00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:35,941
Be strong, I say.
68
00:04:37,710 --> 00:04:38,944
Oh man.
69
00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:43,815
Fuck.
70
00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,017
Shit!
71
00:04:45,019 --> 00:04:46,418
We gotta go back for the book.
72
00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:48,320
What book?
73
00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:50,722
I brought that kickass old book
I was gonna use for my spells!
74
00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:52,491
Fuck!
75
00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:54,826
I must have dropped it when
those people attacked us!
76
00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:56,061
Shit!
77
00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:00,832
Fuck!
78
00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,034
Is this it?
79
00:05:02,036 --> 00:05:03,702
That's it.
80
00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:04,903
Whoo.
81
00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:06,605
Thank God.
82
00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:08,407
Sorry about freaking out.
83
00:05:08,409 --> 00:05:10,008
No problem.
84
00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:12,811
Ronny kwok, he's gonna
shit when he sees that.
85
00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:16,948
We'll be back, you
redneck cocksuckers.
86
00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:18,483
This I vow.
87
00:05:30,396 --> 00:05:33,532
♪ Cast down in divine ♪
88
00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:37,402
♪ Shadows of our ♪
♪ dead minions ♪
89
00:05:37,404 --> 00:05:41,840
♪ Drag me into the abyss ♪
90
00:05:44,977 --> 00:05:50,849
♪ He is reborn in ♪
♪ the dark light ♪
91
00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,684
Bleh.
92
00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:59,491
♪ He instigates thy doom ♪
93
00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:00,692
Turn off the music!
94
00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:01,893
Turn it off!
95
00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:03,095
What?
96
00:06:03,097 --> 00:06:05,764
Turn this music off!
97
00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:07,366
Joe, come on.
98
00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:09,568
Come on.
99
00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:12,637
You are this close.
100
00:06:12,639 --> 00:06:14,039
How close?
101
00:06:16,809 --> 00:06:18,009
Damn, man.
102
00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:19,778
That shit is tight.
103
00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:22,647
It's called "your
heart sucks my soul."
104
00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:23,849
It's kind of a love
song, you know?
105
00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:25,050
Mm-hmm.
106
00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:27,085
I wrote it as a
surprise for Beth.
107
00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:28,687
Yeah? Yeah.
108
00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:32,791
Listen, if that song doesn't
say love and commitment,
109
00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:35,093
I don't know what does.
110
00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:36,828
We need to have a talk.
111
00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,497
I am way ahead of you.
112
00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:41,666
How about you, me,
dinner, tonight?
113
00:06:41,668 --> 00:06:43,835
Somewhere with a tablecloth?
114
00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:46,872
I got a little something
special I want to give you.
115
00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:48,707
Wait.
116
00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:49,975
Don't tell me it's...
117
00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:52,811
Is it what I think it is?
118
00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:54,479
No.
119
00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:55,714
Yes.
120
00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:57,082
I don't know.
121
00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,583
What do you think it is?
122
00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:03,021
Don't do anything big
involving jewelry, okay?
123
00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,823
I mean, I need to
concentrate on my career.
124
00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:06,091
It's not the right thing for
that sort of commitment.
125
00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:07,492
Oh, no, no, I get it.
126
00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:08,693
Whoa.
127
00:07:08,695 --> 00:07:10,028
It's cool.
128
00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,496
It's cool.
129
00:07:11,498 --> 00:07:13,565
I mean, why mess with
a good thing, right?
130
00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:14,800
Time out here, Joe.
131
00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:17,602
You're breaking up with me.
132
00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,137
Will you listen to me?
133
00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:22,474
You have a college degree
in communications studies.
134
00:07:22,476 --> 00:07:23,675
You could be doing
anything you wanted.
135
00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:24,876
Hold up.
136
00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:26,678
I am doing what I want.
137
00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,648
You live in a fake castle
leeching off your accidental
138
00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:32,651
millionaire loser friend playing
black metal in your bedroom.
139
00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:35,086
You will never change.
140
00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:36,855
Uh, it's doom metal.
141
00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:38,490
Who the fuck asked you?
142
00:07:38,492 --> 00:07:39,691
Well, he's right.
143
00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:41,993
Gilberto, you're
the fucking man.
144
00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,495
It was black.
145
00:07:43,497 --> 00:07:44,897
Then we went through
a sludge phase.
146
00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:46,097
Now it's more doom.
147
00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:48,667
I need to focus on my
future, my career.
148
00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:49,935
It's important that
I align myself
149
00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:51,536
with successful people, Joe.
150
00:07:51,538 --> 00:07:54,840
I'm sorry, but that's
just how it is.
151
00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:24,970
Hey, dude, where's
my plus-3 mace?
152
00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:26,872
Am I thy weapon's keeper?
153
00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:35,080
Hey, man.
154
00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:36,281
Found it!
155
00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:38,817
Oh, hey, dude.
156
00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:41,953
You bent my mace.
157
00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:43,655
That's not cool.
158
00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:44,890
Sorry, man.
159
00:08:48,961 --> 00:08:52,097
My mom made me this mace.
160
00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:54,099
It's still fierce.
161
00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:21,226
Ahh!
162
00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:00,832
That's a power ballad.
163
00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,033
What's wrong with him?
164
00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,234
Oh.
165
00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:04,769
She dumped you, didn't she?
166
00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:08,006
Fuck off!
167
00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:10,041
Whoa, nice shot.
168
00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:13,745
So your body is already
subconsciously moving on.
169
00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,880
I knew that this
day would come.
170
00:10:15,882 --> 00:10:18,717
You had a vision of her just
ripping out my heart, huh?
171
00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:19,918
Yeah.
172
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,786
Thanks for the heads
up, mighty warlock.
173
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,822
I'm a 26-level wizard, buddy.
174
00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,156
I know that you know that;
You're just trying to be
175
00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:26,358
hurtful.
176
00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:28,059
Fucking Beth.
177
00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:30,795
Dude, look, I'm sorry for what
happened, but you two hadn't
178
00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,297
been right for each
other for a long time.
179
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,898
It's only the
rejection that hurts.
180
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,367
You'll get over that.
181
00:10:35,369 --> 00:10:37,302
Maybe she's right.
182
00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:41,206
Maybe... I should be
making some changes.
183
00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:42,674
Maybe I should
move out of here.
184
00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:45,043
No, there's no need for drama.
185
00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:48,713
You always have a place
here at meine castle.
186
00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:50,081
I still love her.
187
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,282
We can't leave him like this.
188
00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:52,684
I know.
189
00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:53,885
I'll be fine.
190
00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,086
Just go.
191
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:56,287
Go.
192
00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:58,189
Kill your fake dragons.
193
00:11:20,913 --> 00:11:22,847
This is awkward.
194
00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,182
I know what you need.
195
00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:28,720
Come on.
196
00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,755
Come on!
197
00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:41,866
I told you, I don't do
that shit any more.
198
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:45,336
Yeah and the reason you quit
just kicked you to the curb.
199
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,939
So I think it's high time that
you got back in the saddle.
200
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,374
It's a sativa, dude.
201
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:54,179
It'll lift your spirits
but not knock you out.
202
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,747
Just do it.
203
00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:04,282
I love you.
204
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,184
I love you too, Joe.
205
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,997
Sweet Jesus.
206
00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:32,877
Wait.
207
00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:35,280
Oh no.
208
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,250
Fuck me.
209
00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:23,595
Aye, Sir dragonoth have
been detained by Minerva,
210
00:14:23,597 --> 00:14:25,530
the sea hag.
211
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:29,934
His bewitchment by the siren's
song shall be the nail thine
212
00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:32,637
army..., King Diamond the red.
213
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,439
We shall see.
214
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:35,640
Until evermore.
215
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,075
'Til evermore.
216
00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:40,478
Eric!
217
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,946
Hung!
218
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,623
Where the fuck are we?
219
00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:54,893
'Tis the kingdom of
eliphaz, my naïve friend.
220
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:03,201
And dress me.
221
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,502
Aye.
222
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,070
It just felt right.
223
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,039
Adventuring is exactly
what thou needst.
224
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,307
"Needst" is not a word.
225
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,508
Where we are, it is.
226
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,377
I'm taking this shit off.
227
00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:15,380
Whoa!
228
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,448
Now is not the time
to lose thy nerve,
229
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,050
brave and scorned warrior.
230
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:22,153
Thou has been recruited to
fight in the glorious army
231
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:23,354
of kabedrah.
232
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:26,057
The epic battle of evermore.
233
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:31,963
Come, Sir Hung.
234
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:49,647
That looks terrible.
235
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:52,050
My three-year-old nephew
could make a better map.
236
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:55,453
He's got learning
disabilities.
237
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,556
It'll have to do.
238
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:01,225
You, my friend, are
on dragon duty.
239
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:07,265
Take these and make sure
that weeee are good to go.
240
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:10,201
And dragon rider!
241
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:11,436
Just don't fuck
with my stereo.
242
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:19,978
The dead meadows of bodom.
243
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,246
Grass is nourished by
the blood of heroes.
244
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:23,448
Hmm?
245
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:24,649
Are you listening?
246
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,050
Yes.
247
00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:27,251
Uh-huh.
248
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:28,720
Continue.
249
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:38,563
And here we have
fengyrian falls.
250
00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:44,502
Oh.
251
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:48,306
Remember, gentlemen, your
supervision of this script and
252
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:52,310
the monsters contained within
make this event come alive.
253
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,711
Follow me now.
254
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:57,181
Adventures lie waiting
like sleeping dragons!
255
00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:00,118
Hah?
256
00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:09,727
And here we have
novum castellum!
257
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,063
Ah, each band of
heroes will complete
258
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,165
a class three quest this Eve.
259
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:17,168
By gathering at the plains of
evermore, the battle betwixt
260
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,737
the realms of King Diamond...
261
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:26,077
Though there will be a big
surprise in store for all.
262
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:31,716
And as game master, I will be
watching over all of this.
263
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:34,185
You can think of me as God.
264
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:49,734
Excuse me a minute.
265
00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:00,111
Ah, Gwen.
266
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:03,181
Just whom I wanted to see.
267
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:06,551
I have been watching you these
battle-swept nights of the
268
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:09,554
campaign and you have
shown your mettle.
269
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,823
So verily, the
time has come for
270
00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:14,826
you to ascend to
the upper realms.
271
00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:16,727
Oh God.
272
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,830
The game hasn't started
already, has it?
273
00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:22,133
We don't have to talk in
dorkinese yet, do we?
274
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:26,304
I thought maybe you'd want to be
my assistant head game master
275
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,706
and you could be my right
hand, my right hand...
276
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,641
Ow!
277
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,510
Ooh.
278
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:33,811
I have an idea of what
your right hand spends
279
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,213
a lot of time doing, Ronny.
280
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,781
That's really personal, Gwen.
281
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,216
Come, Gunther.
282
00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:47,692
I'll take that
as a no for now.
283
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,360
You okay?
284
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,595
Shut your mouth.
285
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:54,499
Onward.
286
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:59,170
You shut your mouth.
287
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:02,406
Where the fuck are the keys?
288
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:13,217
Whoa.
289
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:14,719
Hey.
290
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:17,455
Thought you guys only
used foam weapons.
291
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,657
In this world, young jonen,
292
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,593
you can only put
your trust in steel.
293
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:27,231
My elite clientele is willing to
pay a premium for authenticity.
294
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:30,201
Where the fuck are the keys?
295
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,402
Come on, Joe.
296
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,171
You played d&d.
297
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,372
Live action role play
is the next level.
298
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,573
D&d was a long time ago.
299
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:36,774
Yeah.
300
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,176
And you were a legend.
301
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,777
These people here?
302
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:43,247
They sing songs about the time
that you gave Ronny kwok's
303
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:51,889
paladin demonic syphilis.
304
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:55,660
Do you remember, remember when
we caught Ronny spanking it to
305
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:58,229
the succubus picture in
the old monster manual?
306
00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,463
Good times, man.
307
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:01,299
Yeah, and some of us
are still having 'em.
308
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,567
Come on!
309
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,602
Eric's about to level
up to grand sorcerer.
310
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:07,371
I'm packing an ounce
of killer 'shrooms.
311
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:10,508
And there be monsters
in need of pummelin'!
312
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:14,879
You have a choice: Join us in
tasting the sweet nectar of
313
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:18,249
victory or mope around an empty
house all week like a bitch.
314
00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:25,990
You guys do actually
look slightly badass.
315
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,892
It's like a metal... cover.
316
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,327
Without the muscles.
317
00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:34,999
All right.
318
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,400
I'm in.
319
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:37,802
Huzzah!
320
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,003
Please.
321
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,404
Don't make me rethink this.
322
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,639
Nah.
323
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:54,652
Welcome to the
fields of evermore!
324
00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:02,293
Um, Ronny?
325
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:03,494
Yes, Travis.
326
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:04,795
Where are our costumes?
327
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,831
There is no end to the
tricks up my sleeve.
328
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,032
Wardrobe?
329
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,433
Yes, Sir.
330
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,635
Got it.
331
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:12,036
42 regular.
332
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:13,438
42 reg, I think
you'll find it snug.
333
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,006
Great.
334
00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:16,407
I think you'll
find it freshly laundered.
335
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:17,842
I'm a trained actor, man.
336
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:21,379
Not some fucking stunt monkey.
337
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:24,515
Weekend improv
workshop, my ass.
338
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,017
Ungrateful.
339
00:21:26,019 --> 00:21:29,353
Ah, greetings, enchanter.
340
00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:31,689
I have some surprises
in store for you.
341
00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:35,426
Some creatures with a taste for
flesh of the lowest order.
342
00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:36,694
Hmm?
343
00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,729
Parasites, charlatans.
344
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,798
War profiteers of
forbidden weapons.
345
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,400
Verily, I say,
let it go, dude.
346
00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:43,934
Well.
347
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:47,338
Marketplace is a battlefield and
to the Victor go the spoils.
348
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:48,839
Agreed.
349
00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:51,976
I bring news of a legendary
warrior long absent from this
350
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:55,813
realm who returnth to replace
the estimable Sir Reginald.
351
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:59,450
The new warrior is
of course welcome.
352
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:00,651
Wonderful!
353
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:01,852
Jobreyth of...
354
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:03,421
Shall once more
fight by my side.
355
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:04,622
Joe revitt's here?
356
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:05,823
What the frack, Eric?
357
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,024
I hate that guy.
358
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,993
Ronald, Ronald,
why be so petty?
359
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,528
I mean, surely, you're
not still sore about
360
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,096
your syphilitic paladin.
361
00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:15,866
Perhaps, the pages of
your monster manual
362
00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:18,436
remain stucketh together?
363
00:22:23,975 --> 00:22:25,543
For old time's sake, he's in.
364
00:22:27,045 --> 00:22:32,783
But... you must accomplish
a level 12 summoning spell
365
00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:36,387
to animate Joe's character
with Reginald's life-force.
366
00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:39,623
Consider it done, my liege.
367
00:22:43,462 --> 00:22:44,795
Okay, that was a bit much.
368
00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:47,131
Show-off.
369
00:22:53,438 --> 00:22:56,006
Lo, the
adventure begins!
370
00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:58,376
Please report for
quest assignments.
371
00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:00,745
Step forward when
your group is called.
372
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:06,384
Freakend warriors!
373
00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:08,419
The medieval kenevils!
374
00:23:09,921 --> 00:23:13,090
Gnomeland security.
375
00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:15,693
Fair-leather friends.
376
00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:18,062
The norse whisperers.
377
00:23:19,664 --> 00:23:21,465
Heed this reminder.
378
00:23:21,467 --> 00:23:24,435
All guilds must complete their
quests prior to tomorrow's
379
00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:26,036
battle at evermore.
380
00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:28,506
Also, Ryan the necromancer
beseeches thy help in finding
381
00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:29,707
his inhaler.
382
00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:30,908
What?
383
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,109
Oh.
384
00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:34,945
His inhaler of doom!
385
00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:37,782
And to the owner of the
sperm-white Toyota tercel,
386
00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:39,984
thy chariot is blocking
the witches' coven.
387
00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:43,888
Move it or you'll be faced with
a hex of great dark magic.
388
00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:45,423
And you'll be towed.
389
00:24:05,677 --> 00:24:09,146
It's a lot like you remember
it, except for sitting around
390
00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:11,482
a table, we do it for real.
391
00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:12,683
For fake.
392
00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:13,884
Fake-real, dude.
393
00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:15,085
Don't fuck with me.
394
00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:18,088
And this fake-real
involves, uh, yoga?
395
00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:20,691
Laugh now, but a structured
warm-up routine helps prevent
396
00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:22,193
injury later.
397
00:24:22,195 --> 00:24:24,995
All right... I'll show you.
398
00:24:24,997 --> 00:24:26,497
Come on.
399
00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:30,668
What?
400
00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:32,503
All right.
401
00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:34,038
Arms and legs, one point.
402
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,840
Torso's two.
403
00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:39,510
Limb takes a hit, it's useless
until healing's been cast.
404
00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:43,047
Parry disarm can be used once
per melee unless you're up
405
00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:44,682
against a two-handed weapon.
406
00:24:44,684 --> 00:24:46,116
Grab your sword,
I'll demonstrate.
407
00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:13,811
Finish him!
408
00:25:30,295 --> 00:25:31,762
Got an idea.
409
00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:32,997
How about I just
forget the count
410
00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:34,798
and start wailing on people!
411
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,233
Dude! Dude!
412
00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:38,569
It's honor system, man.
413
00:25:38,571 --> 00:25:40,704
Okay, you're all set
to join the battle.
414
00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:42,106
I just spoke with Ronny.
415
00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:44,875
Oh, except lose the sword. Huh?
416
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:46,610
Yeah, newbs don't get swords.
417
00:25:46,612 --> 00:25:48,879
Uh.
418
00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:53,183
Wait, I have to earn the
right to carry a foam stick?
419
00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:57,254
'Tis not the size of the young
knave's blade, but the lust in
420
00:25:57,256 --> 00:25:59,823
his thrust by which
legends are made.
421
00:26:02,127 --> 00:26:03,327
Oh!
422
00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:05,129
Jobreyth!
423
00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:08,799
There is one more thing
you're going to need to do.
424
00:26:19,277 --> 00:26:21,011
Verily?
425
00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:23,647
This is retarded.
Guys, pentagrams?
426
00:26:23,649 --> 00:26:25,182
We don't roll that way here.
427
00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:27,685
This is the larp, not the
wicker man wiccan cosplay.
428
00:26:27,687 --> 00:26:28,953
Nay.
429
00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:31,855
'Tis in the book, dude.
430
00:26:34,059 --> 00:26:35,292
Okay.
431
00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:42,700
Um, Eric.
432
00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:46,937
They be the rest of our
traveling companions.
433
00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:53,644
Stand back and witness the
spectacle of my animation spell.
434
00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:57,114
Ready? Oh, for God's sake.
435
00:27:56,975 --> 00:27:58,842
Ahh!
436
00:28:02,881 --> 00:28:04,815
Beth?
437
00:28:04,817 --> 00:28:06,116
Beth?
438
00:28:08,286 --> 00:28:10,888
Ahh!
439
00:28:22,167 --> 00:28:23,967
How awesome was that!
440
00:28:28,339 --> 00:28:30,040
Arise, jobreyth.
441
00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:32,109
Breathe fresh the
air once again.
442
00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:40,117
Me thinks you should not
be so much of a pussy.
443
00:28:40,119 --> 00:28:41,885
Don't tell me you've never
played with fireworks before.
444
00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:43,487
Not like that.
445
00:28:43,489 --> 00:28:47,391
What was with the faces,
the smells, everything?
446
00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:49,393
What was that?
447
00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:51,395
I tell you what I see.
448
00:28:51,397 --> 00:28:54,264
A warrior...
449
00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:59,002
Who can't let go of his past.
450
00:28:59,004 --> 00:29:02,272
What are you doing?
451
00:29:02,274 --> 00:29:03,474
Wow.
452
00:29:03,476 --> 00:29:04,875
What was that?
453
00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:06,076
Ex-girlfriend!
454
00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:08,345
Jobryeth needeth closure!
455
00:29:08,347 --> 00:29:10,214
It's not like that.
456
00:29:10,216 --> 00:29:11,782
'Tis no matter to
me, apprentice.
457
00:29:11,784 --> 00:29:12,983
What the
shit is going on?
458
00:29:12,985 --> 00:29:15,285
Why is there smoke?
459
00:29:15,287 --> 00:29:18,188
Eric, I said a basic summoning
spell, not one of your
460
00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:20,090
non-regulation
pyrotechnic displays.
461
00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:23,427
This was more befitting
a 27th level sorcerer.
462
00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:25,529
Which you are not yet.
463
00:29:27,332 --> 00:29:29,967
What's up, Joe?
464
00:29:29,969 --> 00:29:32,870
Needst I remindst
thou the Temple
465
00:29:32,872 --> 00:29:34,138
of awaits.
466
00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:35,339
Don't be a buzzkill, Ronny.
467
00:29:35,341 --> 00:29:36,540
Ah.
468
00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:38,041
Come, Gunther.
469
00:29:41,513 --> 00:29:42,913
Buzzkill.
470
00:29:42,915 --> 00:29:44,114
What?
471
00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:47,050
Buzzkill.
472
00:30:03,434 --> 00:30:05,202
How you doing there,
captain trips?
473
00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:06,904
Verily.
474
00:30:06,906 --> 00:30:09,573
There be a fungus among us.
475
00:30:09,575 --> 00:30:12,543
Is it your fungus
that's fucking with me?
476
00:30:12,545 --> 00:30:16,013
'Cause if you did slip me some
'shrooms, why's it feel like
477
00:30:16,015 --> 00:30:18,348
I got bent over and taken
advantage of back there?
478
00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:21,919
Perhaps thine reach
exceeds thine grasp...
479
00:30:21,921 --> 00:30:24,588
So who are our
comrades, enchanter?
480
00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:26,056
Right.
481
00:30:26,058 --> 00:30:27,858
That be lando, the pious.
482
00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:29,059
Watch him in battle.
483
00:30:29,061 --> 00:30:31,128
Complete weasel,
but entertaining.
484
00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:32,329
You'll see.
485
00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:34,331
Sir Gunther, the mighty.
486
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:36,099
Head case with a big stick.
487
00:30:36,101 --> 00:30:38,569
He is unique and crazy.
488
00:30:38,571 --> 00:30:43,140
And Guinevere the fearless,
who's plus-three ass perfection
489
00:30:43,142 --> 00:30:44,341
should keep the memory of.
490
00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:46,610
She who shall not be
mentioned at bay.
491
00:30:46,612 --> 00:30:48,612
Plus-three?
492
00:30:48,614 --> 00:30:51,315
Clearly you underestimate
my endowments.
493
00:30:54,486 --> 00:30:56,854
Look, your party has
disturbed a nest!
494
00:30:56,856 --> 00:30:58,055
Demon apes!
495
00:30:58,057 --> 00:30:59,256
What the fuck?
496
00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:00,490
Play on!
497
00:31:03,094 --> 00:31:05,629
One of the beasts deals Sir Hung
the glutinous a stunning blow!
498
00:31:13,571 --> 00:31:15,005
Haha!
499
00:31:17,408 --> 00:31:20,043
Great way to spend
the weekend.
500
00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:24,214
Sweating my balls off
in a monkey outfit.
501
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,116
I don't know where
the hell I am.
502
00:31:31,189 --> 00:31:32,890
Who's there?
503
00:31:32,892 --> 00:31:34,524
Hello, apelings?
504
00:31:40,431 --> 00:31:44,301
Dude! Joe! Little help here.
Huh?
505
00:31:44,303 --> 00:31:46,136
Help us kill some
freaking apes!
506
00:31:46,138 --> 00:31:49,273
You here for the larp?
507
00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:52,943
The live, the larp?
508
00:31:56,014 --> 00:31:58,482
Do you maybe have a map?
509
00:31:58,484 --> 00:32:00,083
Oh, wow.
510
00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:06,023
'Cause I, um... I
sort of lost my way.
511
00:32:06,025 --> 00:32:08,025
Separated from the group.
512
00:32:12,630 --> 00:32:14,698
Oh... Kay.
513
00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:21,705
Jobryeth!
514
00:32:25,543 --> 00:32:28,679
Gonna... kill... your...
Monkey... asses!
515
00:32:28,681 --> 00:32:30,480
Jobryeth takes a lethal
strike to the back!
516
00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:31,682
Huh?
517
00:32:31,684 --> 00:32:34,051
Bullshit... 'Tis a lie! Halt!
518
00:32:36,249 --> 00:32:38,689
Game master saw a palpable hit
and an unconscious man throwing
519
00:32:38,691 --> 00:32:40,691
weaponry, weaponry that is
beyond the expertise of your
520
00:32:40,693 --> 00:32:43,660
lowly character.
521
00:32:43,662 --> 00:32:46,596
I don't understand what you
said, but I'm gonna sit down.
522
00:32:46,598 --> 00:32:48,265
Three, two, one, play on!
523
00:32:51,069 --> 00:32:53,403
Got separated from my group.
524
00:32:53,405 --> 00:32:55,272
You too?
525
00:32:55,274 --> 00:32:59,209
Uh, well, maybe then we should
stick together and both look.
526
00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:00,711
Oh.
527
00:33:00,713 --> 00:33:02,546
Oh, wait a minute, wait a
minute, wait a minute.
528
00:33:02,548 --> 00:33:04,047
If this is some sort
of furry fetish,
529
00:33:04,049 --> 00:33:05,716
then I don't mind at all!
530
00:33:05,718 --> 00:33:07,517
Oh wow!
531
00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:08,752
Oh wow!
532
00:33:15,426 --> 00:33:18,295
Oh, okay, sure.
533
00:33:21,299 --> 00:33:24,401
From the ground, thy
wounds be bound.
534
00:33:24,403 --> 00:33:26,303
Regeneration spell successful!
535
00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:31,108
Still thy tongue
lest I remove it!
536
00:33:32,710 --> 00:33:34,144
Lightning bolt!
537
00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:36,747
Lightning bolt!
538
00:33:36,749 --> 00:33:38,215
You my bitch... ow!
539
00:33:38,217 --> 00:33:39,649
Same side, same side!
540
00:33:39,651 --> 00:33:41,618
Be gone, demon apes!
541
00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:48,425
Oh shit.
542
00:33:50,395 --> 00:33:52,162
Damn.
543
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,101
Lando has been dealt a
mortal blow. 'Tis a lie.
544
00:33:58,103 --> 00:34:01,171
I had a spell of
simian protection.
545
00:34:01,173 --> 00:34:11,748
Fine, kill the
brown guy first.
546
00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:13,617
The great ape has
been vanquished!
547
00:34:13,619 --> 00:34:15,152
Huzzah!
548
00:34:15,154 --> 00:34:16,453
Yeah.
549
00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:18,588
Now remember, before
convening at the battle,
550
00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:20,657
this party has a quest
to loot the Temple of...
551
00:34:20,659 --> 00:34:24,294
Which needeth completion, so...
Perhaps the party should split
552
00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:25,495
up for to cover more ground.
553
00:34:25,497 --> 00:34:26,830
Capital idea, Sir lando.
554
00:34:26,832 --> 00:34:29,399
Take Sir Hung the capable
and explore Yon Forest
555
00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:31,168
for the fabled Temple.
556
00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:33,737
Verily... we shall meet thee
at evermore if not before.
557
00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:35,405
Godspeed to you
and thy servant.
558
00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:36,606
Servant?
559
00:34:36,608 --> 00:34:37,808
I'm an apprentice.
560
00:34:37,810 --> 00:34:39,209
Fucketh you very much.
561
00:34:39,211 --> 00:34:40,811
Easy.
562
00:34:40,813 --> 00:34:44,648
I beseech thee to give him wide
berth as he is pained by a riven
563
00:34:44,650 --> 00:34:47,417
heart torn asunder by the
cruelty of an untrue maiden.
564
00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:49,186
Enough with that shit, please.
565
00:34:49,188 --> 00:34:50,387
Easy, my liege.
566
00:34:50,389 --> 00:34:52,823
I told these guys
that thou were cool.
567
00:34:57,395 --> 00:34:59,362
Ah, at last.
568
00:34:59,364 --> 00:35:03,733
The simpletons and heretics
have left our brotherhood.
569
00:35:03,735 --> 00:35:06,203
However, it occureth to
me that mine apprentice
570
00:35:06,205 --> 00:35:07,537
has forgotten something.
571
00:35:07,539 --> 00:35:08,805
Yeah?
572
00:35:08,807 --> 00:35:12,275
Thou must return to the
kingdom of eliphaz.
573
00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:14,711
Uh... parking lot.
574
00:35:14,713 --> 00:35:16,279
Parking lot.
575
00:35:16,281 --> 00:35:19,182
And fetch the amulet of
kokun from our transport,
576
00:35:19,184 --> 00:35:22,519
for it shall be needed at
the battle of evermore.
577
00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:25,422
So go to the parking lot to
get something you forgot.
578
00:35:27,859 --> 00:35:29,259
Aye.
579
00:35:29,261 --> 00:35:32,462
I shall join you
on your mission.
580
00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:35,398
The Forest is no place for
an unarmed adventurer.
581
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:36,600
Let's go.
582
00:35:36,602 --> 00:35:39,903
Act... it's this way.
583
00:35:39,905 --> 00:35:41,438
Yes.
584
00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:50,247
Hey, man.
585
00:35:52,216 --> 00:35:53,817
Attention all teams.
586
00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:56,820
Upon completion of your quests,
you may head to the battlefield
587
00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:58,922
to prepare your
camp for the night.
588
00:35:58,924 --> 00:36:02,592
But as always, be on guard for
the evil scourge from beyond
589
00:36:02,594 --> 00:36:04,294
our borders.
590
00:36:04,296 --> 00:36:06,696
You know, those redneck
paintball jerks who crashed
591
00:36:06,698 --> 00:36:08,765
our centaur hunt last week.
592
00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:11,201
Prithee, take care.
593
00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:19,743
Is that you, fellow
denizens of elves' realms?
594
00:36:19,745 --> 00:36:21,845
Speakers of elvish?
595
00:36:38,896 --> 00:36:42,499
Um, do you have a map maybe?
596
00:36:42,501 --> 00:36:44,834
Do I know you?
597
00:36:44,836 --> 00:36:47,671
Are you here for the larp?
598
00:36:47,673 --> 00:36:51,908
Was it the robes or the pointy
ears that gave it away?
599
00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:56,713
'Cause I sort of lost my way and
got separated from the group.
600
00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:58,415
Oh, no.
601
00:36:58,417 --> 00:37:01,384
You're one of those freaky
vampire larpers, right?
602
00:37:01,386 --> 00:37:03,553
Wrong weekend, honey.
603
00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:06,623
I don't mind at all.
604
00:37:06,625 --> 00:37:12,429
I think thou art marching down
the wrong battlefield, sweetie.
605
00:37:12,431 --> 00:37:14,564
Now if you'll excuse me.
606
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,488
If I didn't know better,
jobryeth, I'd say you were
607
00:37:38,490 --> 00:37:39,689
having fun back there.
608
00:37:39,691 --> 00:37:42,259
Ooh, no I wasn't.
609
00:37:42,261 --> 00:37:44,561
Okay, a little.
610
00:37:44,563 --> 00:37:47,497
But you can't tell anyone.
611
00:37:47,499 --> 00:37:51,301
I wouldn't even know what larp
was if it wasn't for Gunther.
612
00:37:51,303 --> 00:37:54,471
He's a little
hardcore with this.
613
00:37:54,473 --> 00:37:57,340
Well, at least you're supporting
your boyfriend's interests.
614
00:37:57,342 --> 00:37:59,342
A lot of girls... boyfriend?
615
00:37:59,344 --> 00:38:01,344
God, no.
616
00:38:01,346 --> 00:38:03,780
Gunther's my cousin.
617
00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:08,818
He's a good kid, but he
never breaks character.
618
00:38:08,820 --> 00:38:11,388
Whoa, whoa, wait.
619
00:38:11,390 --> 00:38:12,889
He never breaks character?
620
00:38:12,891 --> 00:38:18,995
He truly believes he's in
another time and place.
621
00:38:18,997 --> 00:38:21,798
But his folks don't let him
come to these things alone.
622
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,700
So you're
warrior-sitting then?
623
00:38:23,702 --> 00:38:26,803
Well, after the medieval
times incident,
624
00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:30,006
I seem to be the only
one he listens to.
625
00:38:30,008 --> 00:38:32,642
The medieval times incident?
626
00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:37,380
Mom thought it would be
cute to take him there.
627
00:38:37,382 --> 00:38:41,318
He jumped the wall and sent the
red knight to the hospital.
628
00:38:42,754 --> 00:38:44,354
Sorry.
629
00:38:44,356 --> 00:38:45,889
Not funny.
630
00:38:57,034 --> 00:38:59,402
I've got this.
631
00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:35,004
Ooh!
632
00:39:39,143 --> 00:39:40,910
Um, miss.
633
00:39:43,681 --> 00:39:46,616
The fuck?
634
00:39:46,618 --> 00:39:50,387
Spell of protection.
635
00:39:50,389 --> 00:39:52,055
It's too late.
636
00:39:52,057 --> 00:39:53,957
Drop.
637
00:39:53,959 --> 00:39:55,658
To the nether realms.
638
00:40:10,808 --> 00:40:12,409
My lady?
639
00:40:21,018 --> 00:40:24,120
All I'm saying is we'll be taken
more seriously if we refer to
640
00:40:24,122 --> 00:40:25,522
ourselves as sprites.
641
00:40:25,524 --> 00:40:27,056
Can we please stay
in character?
642
00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:28,725
You guys sound like a
bunch of little girls.
643
00:40:28,727 --> 00:40:31,127
If anyone would know about
little girls... okay.
644
00:40:31,129 --> 00:40:33,530
I tried to handle this in
private, but if you wanna
645
00:40:33,532 --> 00:40:36,065
do this here now, standing in
the woods, dressed like fucking
646
00:40:36,067 --> 00:40:37,834
fairies, so be it.
647
00:40:37,836 --> 00:40:41,104
Lo, perhaps thou art
having thine monthlies.
648
00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:42,505
Out of game.
649
00:40:42,507 --> 00:40:44,174
Out of game? Okay.
650
00:40:44,176 --> 00:40:46,509
Fine... what the
hell's your problem?
651
00:40:46,511 --> 00:40:48,611
You're the one who
wanted to experiment.
652
00:40:48,613 --> 00:40:50,980
Don't blame me if you can't
handle the consequences.
653
00:40:50,982 --> 00:40:52,916
It was fine as long as
it was all about you,
654
00:40:52,918 --> 00:40:54,617
but heaven forbid I enjoy it.
655
00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:56,719
You saw her without me.
656
00:40:56,721 --> 00:40:58,688
That wasn't part of the deal.
657
00:40:58,690 --> 00:41:01,858
I'm heading back to camp. Go.
658
00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:03,159
Someday someone's gonna tear
your heart out and you'll
659
00:41:03,161 --> 00:41:06,930
know exactly how I feel.
660
00:41:06,932 --> 00:41:08,731
Sprites!
661
00:41:08,733 --> 00:41:10,099
Let's fly.
662
00:41:46,537 --> 00:41:48,638
You look like one of those...
663
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,641
Freaky vampire larpers.
664
00:41:57,515 --> 00:42:01,751
Maybe we should
stick together.
665
00:42:01,753 --> 00:42:03,720
Maybe.
666
00:43:03,213 --> 00:43:06,149
As you approach the exalted
township of valinore, you notice
667
00:43:06,151 --> 00:43:09,752
that your own path
intersects with another.
668
00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:17,060
Sir Hung, he is rustling
just across the way.
669
00:43:17,062 --> 00:43:21,064
I can hear the
breeze on my skin.
670
00:43:21,066 --> 00:43:22,765
'Tis burnt orange.
671
00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:25,134
English.
672
00:43:25,136 --> 00:43:26,336
The fuck's he saying?
673
00:43:26,338 --> 00:43:27,737
I don't know.
674
00:43:27,739 --> 00:43:31,841
There is electricity
in the air.
675
00:43:31,843 --> 00:43:33,676
Okay, Ronny, so if he goes
insane, can I inherit his
676
00:43:33,678 --> 00:43:35,378
experience points? You're
obsessed with experience points.
677
00:43:35,380 --> 00:43:37,013
No, let's not talk
about that now.
678
00:43:37,015 --> 00:43:38,214
I'm just saying, that's
a waste of experience.
679
00:43:38,216 --> 00:43:39,616
I can use it.
680
00:43:39,618 --> 00:43:43,319
Kill thy cowardly tongue.
681
00:43:43,321 --> 00:43:44,954
Oh, holy shit.
682
00:43:46,724 --> 00:43:49,826
Prepare thineself
for battle, wench.
683
00:43:49,828 --> 00:43:51,661
Do I know you?
684
00:43:51,663 --> 00:43:53,096
All right, Hung, I don't know
what you're on, but I think
685
00:43:53,098 --> 00:43:54,297
it's clouding your judgment.
686
00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:55,698
She looks...
687
00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:57,333
Nay, game master.
688
00:43:57,335 --> 00:44:01,404
The scales have finally
fallen from mine eyes.
689
00:44:08,779 --> 00:44:10,847
Miss, are you okay?
690
00:44:10,849 --> 00:44:12,048
Have you been in an accident?
691
00:44:12,050 --> 00:44:13,249
'Tis no accident!
692
00:44:13,251 --> 00:44:15,251
Go no closer!
693
00:44:15,253 --> 00:44:19,922
Although I have gazed upon thy
visage before, 'tis only by the
694
00:44:19,924 --> 00:44:26,262
light of Yon moon has thou
true nature revealed itself!
695
00:44:26,264 --> 00:44:27,664
Okay, Hung, ease
up there, buddy.
696
00:44:27,666 --> 00:44:28,998
I think she really
needs some help.
697
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,900
Excuse me, my lady, do you
really need some help?
698
00:44:30,902 --> 00:44:34,937
Fuck you and the moustache
you rode in on!
699
00:44:42,146 --> 00:44:43,346
Oh, fuck!
700
00:44:43,348 --> 00:44:45,214
I'm... outta here.
701
00:45:07,971 --> 00:45:13,476
'Tis a cruel act of the gods to
waste such a sweet backside...
702
00:45:13,478 --> 00:45:16,212
On such a filthy beast.
703
00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:05,855
It gets me every time.
704
00:47:16,967 --> 00:47:19,101
The noise came from
around here somewhere.
705
00:47:19,103 --> 00:47:20,870
Just keep your wits.
706
00:47:30,247 --> 00:47:31,480
Oh God.
707
00:47:33,250 --> 00:47:37,186
Oh Lord, he's dead.
708
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:47,363
Oh shit.
709
00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:51,968
What the hell?
710
00:47:51,970 --> 00:47:55,438
I don't understand.
711
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,240
All right, we
gotta keep going.
712
00:47:57,242 --> 00:48:01,110
We gotta get Eric, your crazy
cousin and call the cops.
713
00:48:03,647 --> 00:48:06,115
What was that?
714
00:48:09,586 --> 00:48:11,654
Shit.
715
00:48:14,892 --> 00:48:16,559
Joe, what are you doing?
716
00:48:16,561 --> 00:48:18,594
There's someone in there.
717
00:48:18,596 --> 00:48:20,563
I know, that's what
I'm worried about.
718
00:48:47,024 --> 00:48:48,224
You're not sing, Joe, are you?
719
00:48:48,226 --> 00:48:49,492
What?
720
00:48:49,494 --> 00:48:51,494
Tell me you're not gonna sing.
721
00:48:54,131 --> 00:48:56,999
Not right now, baby.
722
00:49:08,679 --> 00:49:10,179
No, no, no.
723
00:49:10,181 --> 00:49:13,182
No, no, no, no!
724
00:49:13,184 --> 00:49:14,383
Gunther!
725
00:49:14,385 --> 00:49:15,584
Gunther!
726
00:49:15,586 --> 00:49:17,153
Ease up!
727
00:49:17,155 --> 00:49:19,221
Stay your hand,
mighty warlord.
728
00:49:21,158 --> 00:49:23,092
Evil has befallen him.
729
00:49:23,094 --> 00:49:24,460
His handiwork is
all around us.
730
00:49:26,296 --> 00:49:29,966
We heard you and we thought it
might be whoever... did this.
731
00:49:39,209 --> 00:49:41,510
Where's Ronny?
732
00:49:41,512 --> 00:49:43,646
Lando?
733
00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:45,715
Do not enter.
734
00:49:45,717 --> 00:49:48,651
One cannot cheat
death forever.
735
00:49:57,361 --> 00:49:59,462
This is not good.
736
00:50:03,633 --> 00:50:06,369
Joe, what the fuck
is going on here?
737
00:50:06,371 --> 00:50:07,570
I don't know what's going on.
738
00:50:07,572 --> 00:50:08,771
But I want to talk to Ronny.
739
00:50:08,773 --> 00:50:10,172
Ronny?
740
00:50:10,174 --> 00:50:13,042
You think Ronny is
responsible for this?
741
00:50:13,044 --> 00:50:14,710
What am I supposed to think?
742
00:50:14,712 --> 00:50:17,413
You guys and your quest
for authenticity.
743
00:50:17,415 --> 00:50:18,614
Oh, come...
744
00:50:18,616 --> 00:50:20,016
Real weapons.
745
00:50:20,018 --> 00:50:21,450
In-game bullshit.
746
00:50:21,452 --> 00:50:22,651
Archaic books.
747
00:50:22,653 --> 00:50:25,454
Ugh, the evil book again, huh?
748
00:50:25,456 --> 00:50:28,024
It would surprise me not,
wizard, if thou has not brought
749
00:50:28,026 --> 00:50:31,060
forth something vile and
unholy, a pox upon mankind.
750
00:50:31,062 --> 00:50:36,065
Gunther!
751
00:50:36,067 --> 00:50:38,067
We're out of game here, man.
752
00:50:38,069 --> 00:50:40,369
Somebody tell me what the
hell's going on here.
753
00:50:40,371 --> 00:50:43,039
Hell, indeed, is going on.
754
00:50:43,041 --> 00:50:44,774
The wizard has summoned evil.
755
00:50:46,243 --> 00:50:48,444
And most likely while they
apprentice was in the circle,
756
00:50:48,446 --> 00:50:49,645
he has been made unholy.
757
00:50:49,647 --> 00:50:51,280
Gunther.
758
00:50:51,282 --> 00:50:53,215
I cannot tell you whether
'twas man or beast,
759
00:50:53,217 --> 00:50:56,285
but I can tell you surely
it was not jobryeth.
760
00:50:56,287 --> 00:50:58,087
We need to get out of here.
761
00:50:58,089 --> 00:51:02,124
What we need to do is avenge the
poor souls taken here this Eve.
762
00:51:02,126 --> 00:51:03,793
With what?
763
00:51:03,795 --> 00:51:05,528
Foam sticks?
764
00:51:05,530 --> 00:51:07,129
Jobryeth is right.
765
00:51:07,131 --> 00:51:13,436
We need weapons from my
private reserve of steel.
766
00:51:13,438 --> 00:51:16,439
Thou speakests sense.
767
00:51:16,441 --> 00:51:20,309
Let us return to camp.
768
00:51:20,311 --> 00:51:23,679
And arm ourselves.
769
00:51:23,681 --> 00:51:29,685
While they call for help...
Reinforcements.
770
00:51:33,256 --> 00:51:36,392
Very well.
771
00:51:36,394 --> 00:51:38,394
I am watching you.
772
00:51:38,396 --> 00:51:41,530
We all feel safer for that.
773
00:51:47,270 --> 00:51:49,538
Oh fuckity fuck.
774
00:51:56,646 --> 00:51:57,847
Get a hold of yourself, man.
775
00:51:57,849 --> 00:51:59,381
Get a hold of yourself, man!
776
00:51:59,383 --> 00:52:01,450
What the fuck was that, man?
777
00:52:01,452 --> 00:52:03,119
Oh my God, she was not normal!
778
00:52:03,121 --> 00:52:07,223
She was like some kind
of she-beast from the...
779
00:52:07,225 --> 00:52:09,859
Oh, my sweet shit.
780
00:52:09,861 --> 00:52:11,727
Oh my sweet, sweet shit.
781
00:52:11,729 --> 00:52:13,362
Eric, you fucking asshole.
782
00:52:13,364 --> 00:52:15,664
I have to warn him.
783
00:52:15,666 --> 00:52:16,899
Where the fuck am I?
784
00:52:23,273 --> 00:52:25,474
They suck at making maps!
785
00:52:25,476 --> 00:52:28,144
Where the hell am I!
786
00:52:30,780 --> 00:52:32,648
Why is there no one here?
787
00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:34,350
Shouldn't someone be here?
788
00:52:34,352 --> 00:52:36,552
Come on, the best way for us
to help is to drive somewhere
789
00:52:36,554 --> 00:52:37,753
and get some.
790
00:52:37,755 --> 00:52:39,421
That's not what
was agreed upon.
791
00:52:39,423 --> 00:52:41,490
We were to seek vengeance.
792
00:52:41,492 --> 00:52:42,725
Where are the weapons?
793
00:52:45,495 --> 00:52:47,696
Weapons are in here, okay?
794
00:52:47,698 --> 00:52:49,398
Now come on, let's go.
795
00:52:58,241 --> 00:53:00,442
Where the fuck is my phone?
796
00:53:00,444 --> 00:53:02,244
Anyone?
797
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:06,448
Sweet Jesus, man.
798
00:53:06,450 --> 00:53:07,783
Sorry, dude.
799
00:53:07,785 --> 00:53:11,220
There's some weird shit
going on out there, man.
800
00:53:11,222 --> 00:53:12,454
Oh... Kay.
801
00:53:12,456 --> 00:53:13,656
We gotta call 9-1-1.
802
00:53:13,658 --> 00:53:14,957
Do you have a cell phone?
803
00:53:14,959 --> 00:53:17,259
9-1-1 is just gonna
route a cell call.
804
00:53:17,261 --> 00:53:20,596
What you ought to do is call the
sky valley sheriff directly.
805
00:53:20,598 --> 00:53:23,332
I can get the number.
806
00:53:23,334 --> 00:53:25,334
Call sky valley sheriff.
807
00:53:33,843 --> 00:53:36,212
Sky valley sheriff.
808
00:53:36,214 --> 00:53:38,347
There's been an accident
at the state park campgrounds.
809
00:53:38,349 --> 00:53:39,648
You gotta get here
as soon as you can.
810
00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:41,317
Hold up now...
What kind of accident?
811
00:53:41,319 --> 00:53:42,751
Well, there's this
larp event going on...
812
00:53:42,753 --> 00:53:43,953
Wait a minute, larp like,
like dressed up like wizards
813
00:53:43,955 --> 00:53:45,354
and shit?
814
00:53:45,356 --> 00:53:46,555
Yeah, like that.
815
00:53:46,557 --> 00:53:48,357
But this is serious.
816
00:53:48,359 --> 00:53:49,558
It wasn't just one of
those paintballer pranks,
817
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:50,759
people are in danger.
818
00:53:50,761 --> 00:53:51,961
You stay put.
819
00:53:51,963 --> 00:53:53,362
We'll be right there.
820
00:53:53,364 --> 00:53:54,597
Oh, thank God.
821
00:53:55,765 --> 00:53:57,366
Tommy!
822
00:53:57,368 --> 00:53:58,834
Tommy, get your ass up.
823
00:53:58,836 --> 00:54:00,536
We gotta get going.
824
00:54:08,411 --> 00:54:09,878
Hey, Randy.
825
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:11,547
Rise and shine, buddy.
826
00:54:11,549 --> 00:54:14,250
We got a cold dish of get
back that needs serving.
827
00:54:14,252 --> 00:54:15,551
Get your cousin and
get your gear.
828
00:54:15,553 --> 00:54:17,553
Imma pick you up in 10.
829
00:54:27,564 --> 00:54:30,866
Whoa, this does not look
like regulation game play.
830
00:54:30,868 --> 00:54:33,636
Are you guys out
of game or not?
831
00:54:33,638 --> 00:54:37,339
We're so far outta game,
we're somehow back in it.
832
00:54:37,341 --> 00:54:39,541
I thought you said
there were bodies.
833
00:54:39,543 --> 00:54:40,943
What are you guys up to?
834
00:54:40,945 --> 00:54:42,544
Where be the game master?
835
00:54:42,546 --> 00:54:45,414
Where be our hordes
for glorious combat?
836
00:54:45,416 --> 00:54:47,750
Everyone else completed their
mission and camped out
837
00:54:47,752 --> 00:54:49,518
on the battlefield.
838
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:53,789
Are you guys gonna camp or
just stay up all night?
839
00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:56,592
I must fight the
evil at it's source!
840
00:54:56,594 --> 00:54:58,460
No!
841
00:54:58,462 --> 00:54:59,995
Gunther!
842
00:55:02,767 --> 00:55:04,533
You guys are on
another planet.
843
00:55:04,535 --> 00:55:06,702
You know drugs are
off-limit out here.
844
00:55:06,704 --> 00:55:08,037
How far's the battlefield?
845
00:55:08,039 --> 00:55:09,438
Ronny kwok's gonna
hear about this.
846
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:10,639
How far!
847
00:55:10,641 --> 00:55:11,840
Take it easy.
848
00:55:11,842 --> 00:55:13,676
Halfway through the Forest.
849
00:55:13,678 --> 00:55:15,577
I'm out.
850
00:55:15,579 --> 00:55:16,845
Great.
851
00:55:16,847 --> 00:55:18,347
Now can we get the
hell out of here?
852
00:55:18,349 --> 00:55:19,548
You kidding?
853
00:55:19,550 --> 00:55:20,783
We can't leave Gunther.
854
00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:26,322
No.
855
00:55:26,324 --> 00:55:27,890
Joe.
856
00:55:27,892 --> 00:55:29,725
Goddamn it, Joe!
857
00:55:37,934 --> 00:55:40,836
Hey, what is that?
858
00:55:44,541 --> 00:55:47,843
Are they... I think they're...
859
00:55:51,014 --> 00:55:52,948
Is that Eddie?
860
00:55:58,788 --> 00:56:00,989
Beth?
861
00:56:02,892 --> 00:56:04,460
Beth!
862
00:56:04,462 --> 00:56:06,862
Holy shit, that's your
psychotic girlfriend?
863
00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:08,630
Ex-girlfriend.
864
00:56:12,502 --> 00:56:15,437
This is so fucked up.
865
00:56:17,874 --> 00:56:19,708
Guys.
866
00:56:21,077 --> 00:56:22,611
Dude, what...
867
00:56:24,414 --> 00:56:25,914
Hey.
868
00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:38,660
I'll tell you what I see.
869
00:56:38,662 --> 00:56:39,895
Tell you what I see.
870
00:56:39,897 --> 00:56:41,497
A warrior. Warrior.
871
00:56:41,499 --> 00:56:43,699
Who can't let go of his past.
872
00:56:43,701 --> 00:56:44,933
Oh shit.
873
00:56:45,616 --> 00:56:47,736
This has something to do with
the photo of me and Beth
874
00:56:47,738 --> 00:56:48,937
at prom.
875
00:56:48,939 --> 00:56:50,139
What?
876
00:56:50,141 --> 00:56:52,174
In the book, the fucking
ebay book, man.
877
00:56:52,176 --> 00:56:53,575
What?
878
00:56:53,577 --> 00:56:55,043
Get the fuck out, man.
879
00:56:55,045 --> 00:56:57,813
No, I had the photo with me
when you summoned this...
880
00:56:57,815 --> 00:57:00,516
Whatever this is
with the book.
881
00:57:00,518 --> 00:57:01,750
Eric, use the book to send
that bitch back wherever
882
00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:02,951
she came from!
883
00:57:02,953 --> 00:57:04,153
I don't know how?
884
00:57:04,155 --> 00:57:07,790
I just picked a page
at random earlier.
885
00:57:07,792 --> 00:57:09,825
Well then, just
pick another...
886
00:57:09,827 --> 00:57:12,895
Pick another page and
hurry the fuck up.
887
00:57:14,965 --> 00:57:16,165
Sing it.
888
00:57:16,167 --> 00:57:17,633
Sing it, wizard.
889
00:57:44,561 --> 00:57:45,761
That was for Hung!
890
00:57:45,763 --> 00:57:46,962
Take that, bitch!
891
00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:48,163
That was...
892
00:57:48,165 --> 00:57:51,233
Served by Eric the enchanter.
893
00:57:53,736 --> 00:57:54,937
What?
894
00:57:54,939 --> 00:57:56,138
You just let her get away.
895
00:57:56,140 --> 00:57:57,973
Excuse me?
896
00:57:57,975 --> 00:57:59,775
She just went off into the woods
to die like a wounded animal.
897
00:57:59,777 --> 00:58:00,976
Gimme the book.
898
00:58:00,978 --> 00:58:02,177
Fuck!
899
00:58:02,179 --> 00:58:04,012
God.
900
00:58:04,014 --> 00:58:05,848
This is the "sigillum aemeth."
Where did you get this book?
901
00:58:05,850 --> 00:58:07,049
Uh, why?
902
00:58:07,051 --> 00:58:08,484
Shut up, never mind.
903
00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:14,490
Did you read this page?
904
00:58:16,259 --> 00:58:17,659
Um.
905
00:58:17,661 --> 00:58:18,861
Why?
906
00:58:18,863 --> 00:58:20,062
Did you read it?
907
00:58:20,064 --> 00:58:21,263
Yes, yes!
908
00:58:21,265 --> 00:58:22,965
Holy fuck, yes.
909
00:58:22,967 --> 00:58:26,235
We read it and it scared that
crazy chick back to hell
910
00:58:26,237 --> 00:58:28,036
or wherever the
fuck she came from.
911
00:58:28,038 --> 00:58:30,539
If that doesn't get me to level
27, I don't know what will,
912
00:58:30,541 --> 00:58:31,741
kwok, so why don't
you pony up.
913
00:58:31,742 --> 00:58:33,242
No, no, no, no, no, okay.
914
00:58:33,244 --> 00:58:34,643
That all makes sense.
915
00:58:34,645 --> 00:58:35,844
It makes no sense.
916
00:58:35,846 --> 00:58:37,045
It's gibberish...
917
00:58:37,047 --> 00:58:38,580
It makes sense!
918
00:58:38,582 --> 00:58:40,048
It makes sense that
you speak enochian.
919
00:58:40,050 --> 00:58:41,250
Enochian, what?
920
00:58:41,252 --> 00:58:43,151
You made that up.
921
00:58:43,153 --> 00:58:46,188
This is the "sigillum aemeth."
It is the only one of it's kind.
922
00:58:46,190 --> 00:58:49,224
It was handwritten in the 16th
century by the mystic John Dee
923
00:58:49,226 --> 00:58:51,593
and it has been lost
for generations.
924
00:58:51,595 --> 00:58:52,961
Uh, bullshit.
925
00:58:52,963 --> 00:58:55,264
It came from the internets,
not the 16th century.
926
00:58:55,266 --> 00:58:58,066
If you're trying to get out of
admitting how awesome I am...
927
00:58:58,068 --> 00:59:01,570
John Dee was trying to summon
angels, but evil travels under
928
00:59:01,572 --> 00:59:04,006
it's own power and he
actually summoned demons
929
00:59:04,008 --> 00:59:06,708
and the demons
forged this book.
930
00:59:06,710 --> 00:59:08,143
What are you saying, kwok?
931
00:59:08,145 --> 00:59:10,846
Dee tried to destroy,
but he couldn't.
932
00:59:10,848 --> 00:59:13,916
So he sealed it and he hid it
deep underneath his manor estate
933
00:59:13,918 --> 00:59:16,051
and it has been lost
for generations.
934
00:59:16,053 --> 00:59:20,656
But here it is in your incapable
hands and you summoned
935
00:59:20,658 --> 00:59:22,858
a succubus from hell!
936
00:59:36,706 --> 00:59:38,273
And then this lat
passage that you read,
937
00:59:38,275 --> 00:59:40,709
the herald of abominog.
938
00:59:40,711 --> 00:59:45,280
And in the language lay the name
of the hell Lord abominog and
939
00:59:45,282 --> 00:59:49,851
I hath spoken the name and
hell has raineth down.
940
00:59:55,725 --> 00:59:58,894
You didn't injure it,
you ignorant fuck!
941
00:59:58,896 --> 01:00:00,662
You transformed it!
942
01:00:05,034 --> 01:00:07,269
Sorry.
943
01:00:07,271 --> 01:00:11,039
Transformed into what exactly?
944
01:00:24,954 --> 01:00:26,989
What?
945
01:00:26,991 --> 01:00:28,724
What the fuck was that?
946
01:00:28,726 --> 01:00:31,360
I don't know.
947
01:00:31,362 --> 01:00:34,162
Ronny kwok's dragon!
948
01:00:34,164 --> 01:00:36,031
Shit, shit!
949
01:00:36,033 --> 01:00:38,634
Oh my God, we overslept again.
950
01:00:38,636 --> 01:00:39,835
It's time for evermore.
951
01:00:39,837 --> 01:00:41,770
Come on. Grab the
fucking horn.
952
01:00:41,772 --> 01:00:44,072
The thing eats
souls, you guys.
953
01:00:44,074 --> 01:00:46,074
We are gonna die.
954
01:00:47,277 --> 01:00:48,677
Shit!
955
01:00:48,679 --> 01:00:50,112
Shit. What?
956
01:00:50,114 --> 01:00:51,980
It's the horn of war.
957
01:00:51,982 --> 01:00:54,750
It means that the battle of
evermore is going to start
958
01:00:54,752 --> 01:00:56,084
in 10 minutes.
959
01:00:56,086 --> 01:00:58,186
Why now... it's like three
in the fucking morning.
960
01:00:58,188 --> 01:00:59,755
It's not supposed to happen
for another few hours,
961
01:00:59,757 --> 01:01:01,690
but Ira is a dick
and did it early.
962
01:01:01,692 --> 01:01:04,726
There's a larper buffet on
that field and all those poor
963
01:01:04,728 --> 01:01:07,262
bastards have is foam sticks.
964
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:12,801
We have to save them.
965
01:01:12,803 --> 01:01:14,302
Are you fucking nuts?
966
01:01:14,304 --> 01:01:17,739
No.
967
01:01:17,741 --> 01:01:20,208
I think I've done
enough damage already.
968
01:01:22,078 --> 01:01:26,682
You... that thing...
That's real!
969
01:01:26,684 --> 01:01:32,387
That thing slaughtered
our best friend.
970
01:01:32,389 --> 01:01:36,958
You gonna let that stand?
971
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:40,262
You been out here practicing
this shit every weekend
972
01:01:40,264 --> 01:01:42,364
for years.
973
01:01:42,366 --> 01:01:43,965
Face it, man.
974
01:01:43,967 --> 01:01:47,102
You've got everything
but you earned nothing.
975
01:01:50,707 --> 01:01:53,809
Are you gonna hide from
that thing the way you hide
976
01:01:53,811 --> 01:01:56,745
from real life?
977
01:01:56,747 --> 01:02:02,884
Or are you gonna man up and
avenge the death of our friend?
978
01:02:19,769 --> 01:02:24,072
The time has come to
earn our valor, people.
979
01:02:47,463 --> 01:02:49,030
For Hung.
980
01:03:09,285 --> 01:03:11,319
Steel
thyselves, adventurers.
981
01:03:11,321 --> 01:03:13,889
The time for battle is nigh.
982
01:03:13,891 --> 01:03:16,458
The fate of the glorious
kingdom of evermore rests
983
01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:18,360
in the balance.
984
01:03:18,362 --> 01:03:22,264
Two armies fighting for one
prize... bragging rights on
985
01:03:22,266 --> 01:03:25,433
the evermore larp
alliance message board.
986
01:03:25,435 --> 01:03:27,269
Diamond starts speech.
987
01:03:27,271 --> 01:03:30,338
He rouseth the troops.
988
01:03:30,340 --> 01:03:36,278
I am well aware that words
cannot inspire courage,
989
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:42,918
render a timid army Valiant and
perhaps words are unnecessary
990
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:48,290
for you, my brave lot, for there
is no timidity within you.
991
01:03:48,292 --> 01:03:49,591
Oh, wow.
992
01:03:49,593 --> 01:03:51,026
You know, I worked
with him last year.
993
01:03:51,028 --> 01:03:52,460
He's got such a gift
for the theatrics.
994
01:03:52,462 --> 01:03:53,862
Yes, he loves it.
995
01:03:53,864 --> 01:03:55,063
Oh, here goes Cary.
996
01:03:55,065 --> 01:03:56,865
Here goes.
997
01:03:56,867 --> 01:04:00,368
Some of you are gentle souls in
peace, but when that horn of
998
01:04:00,370 --> 01:04:04,940
battle blows, we must
disguise our fair nature,
999
01:04:04,942 --> 01:04:09,177
summon up our blood!
1000
01:04:09,179 --> 01:04:13,515
Draw up our most
terrible aspect!
1001
01:04:13,517 --> 01:04:17,052
Unleash our rage!
1002
01:04:17,054 --> 01:04:22,023
Fortune is on our side, but if
that fickle bitch should prove
1003
01:04:22,025 --> 01:04:28,864
unjust, then go down fighting
like gods and leave your enemies
1004
01:04:28,866 --> 01:04:32,868
a bloody and mournful
victory that tastes
1005
01:04:32,870 --> 01:04:35,370
like ashes in their mouths.
1006
01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:38,473
I covet only one thing.
1007
01:04:38,475 --> 01:04:40,542
Honor and victory!
1008
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:44,479
Wait.
1009
01:04:44,481 --> 01:04:46,414
Verily, that is two things.
1010
01:04:46,416 --> 01:04:52,187
Join me in coveting those same
glories for if it be a sin,
1011
01:04:52,189 --> 01:04:56,591
let us be the monks of...!
1012
01:05:00,464 --> 01:05:04,566
They shall curse themselves for
not being here, for not being
1013
01:05:04,568 --> 01:05:11,506
able to say they fought with
us upon the field of evermore!
1014
01:05:21,584 --> 01:05:25,086
Warriors are reminded to
remain honorable in their combat.
1015
01:05:25,088 --> 01:05:27,322
No strikes to the codpiece.
1016
01:05:27,324 --> 01:05:29,424
Kwok's gonna be so
pissed he missed this.
1017
01:05:29,426 --> 01:05:30,692
No shit.
1018
01:05:34,964 --> 01:05:36,498
The horn bloweth.
1019
01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:39,434
The battle of
evermore has begun!
1020
01:05:42,204 --> 01:05:43,471
What the hell is that?
1021
01:05:43,473 --> 01:05:47,242
I kind... I lost the
official horn of battle.
1022
01:05:47,244 --> 01:05:50,578
This is the shofar
from my Temple, so...
1023
01:05:57,487 --> 01:05:59,354
Evermore.
1024
01:06:15,738 --> 01:06:17,539
The
battle is upon us.
1025
01:06:17,541 --> 01:06:20,675
Which army shall reap the
spoils of the conquest?
1026
01:06:34,323 --> 01:06:38,059
King Diamond's army doth fight
with power and opening a can
1027
01:06:38,061 --> 01:06:41,429
of Yon whoop-ass
upon their foes.
1028
01:06:58,047 --> 01:07:01,349
The King's army is holding their
ground, matching them hit point
1029
01:07:01,351 --> 01:07:02,584
for hit point.
1030
01:07:02,586 --> 01:07:04,185
Calling Ronny's dragon.
1031
01:07:04,187 --> 01:07:07,088
Get the hell out here already.
1032
01:07:07,090 --> 01:07:08,757
A dragon hath appeared.
1033
01:07:08,759 --> 01:07:11,793
A bounty of experience points
await the brave souls who dare
1034
01:07:11,795 --> 01:07:14,162
take on this ferocious beast.
1035
01:07:16,599 --> 01:07:19,234
And please, don't be
douchelords with the wings.
1036
01:07:19,236 --> 01:07:21,036
The papier mache
is still drying.
1037
01:07:25,042 --> 01:07:26,274
This is the best!
1038
01:07:32,415 --> 01:07:33,648
What was that?
1039
01:07:36,318 --> 01:07:37,685
Those fuckers
didn't wait for me!
1040
01:07:37,687 --> 01:07:39,687
It took us two weeks
to build that thing.
1041
01:07:43,459 --> 01:07:44,692
What was that?
1042
01:07:47,296 --> 01:07:48,797
Get points, you get points.
1043
01:07:52,234 --> 01:07:54,202
Run, puny humans!
1044
01:07:59,275 --> 01:08:00,475
That's perfect,
that's perfect.
1045
01:08:00,477 --> 01:08:01,676
Oh, it's getting down.
1046
01:08:01,678 --> 01:08:03,611
Hit this one. Yeah.
1047
01:08:09,852 --> 01:08:11,686
Motherfuckers.
1048
01:08:21,564 --> 01:08:22,764
Oh yeah.
1049
01:08:22,766 --> 01:08:24,466
I got the crip.
1050
01:08:26,635 --> 01:08:28,403
We're back, bitches!
1051
01:08:29,779 --> 01:08:31,739
These people
are not part of the game.
1052
01:08:31,741 --> 01:08:34,309
Repeat, not part of the game!
1053
01:08:34,311 --> 01:08:35,610
I'm so outta here.
1054
01:08:35,612 --> 01:08:38,413
Guild... stand and fight
those red of neck!
1055
01:08:38,415 --> 01:08:41,850
Together, attack!
1056
01:08:45,588 --> 01:08:46,821
Triangulate!
1057
01:08:51,761 --> 01:08:54,529
Not so fast, meals on wheels.
1058
01:09:00,169 --> 01:09:01,369
Ahh!
1059
01:09:01,371 --> 01:09:03,605
Ahh!
1060
01:09:48,684 --> 01:09:50,485
Oh God!
1061
01:09:52,354 --> 01:09:53,555
Did it see us?
1062
01:09:53,557 --> 01:09:54,756
I don't know.
1063
01:09:54,758 --> 01:09:55,957
Ahh!
1064
01:09:55,959 --> 01:09:57,358
What was that?
1065
01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:58,593
I don't know.
1066
01:10:00,796 --> 01:10:02,497
What's going on?
1067
01:10:02,499 --> 01:10:04,599
Holy shit, what is that?
1068
01:10:09,538 --> 01:10:10,738
Fuck, fuck!
1069
01:10:10,740 --> 01:10:11,940
Holy shit!
1070
01:10:11,942 --> 01:10:13,741
What the fuck!
1071
01:10:13,743 --> 01:10:16,678
Shit!
1072
01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:18,346
Oh shit!
1073
01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:26,454
It's some sort of
giant monster.
1074
01:10:26,456 --> 01:10:27,722
Looks maybe like a...
1075
01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:28,923
I don't know.
1076
01:10:28,925 --> 01:10:30,325
Maybe an...
1077
01:10:30,327 --> 01:10:32,260
Or a... it could
be a rage gollum.
1078
01:10:32,262 --> 01:10:33,461
Look, it's got the deadly
tentacles, just like
1079
01:10:33,463 --> 01:10:34,662
the monster manual...
1080
01:10:34,664 --> 01:10:35,863
Shit, how is this
even possible?
1081
01:10:35,865 --> 01:10:37,265
I don't know.
1082
01:10:37,267 --> 01:10:39,400
Ahh!
1083
01:10:43,239 --> 01:10:44,472
Fuck this.
1084
01:10:56,620 --> 01:10:57,852
Fuck!
1085
01:10:59,555 --> 01:11:00,755
Fuck!
1086
01:11:00,757 --> 01:11:01,956
Okay.
1087
01:11:01,958 --> 01:11:03,358
Hold on.
1088
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:04,892
All right, I got a plan.
1089
01:11:04,894 --> 01:11:06,794
On the count of three, we're
gonna make a break for the path,
1090
01:11:06,796 --> 01:11:07,996
all right?
1091
01:11:07,998 --> 01:11:09,397
One... hey, focus!
1092
01:11:09,399 --> 01:11:10,598
Two.
1093
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:12,367
No, fuck this shit!
1094
01:11:12,369 --> 01:11:14,736
I am not moving another
step until somebody tells
1095
01:11:14,738 --> 01:11:16,671
me what the hell...
1096
01:11:17,974 --> 01:11:19,974
There's something really
terrible coming, you guys,
1097
01:11:19,976 --> 01:11:23,278
and we're here to save...
Oh shit.
1098
01:11:27,950 --> 01:11:29,384
Oh.
1099
01:11:40,729 --> 01:11:45,933
Gwen, if the world isn't
swallowed up into hell,
1100
01:11:45,935 --> 01:11:49,337
you wanna go see
a show sometime?
1101
01:11:51,807 --> 01:11:53,608
Nice timing, warrior.
1102
01:11:56,712 --> 01:11:58,546
Sure.
1103
01:11:58,548 --> 01:11:59,747
Yeah.
1104
01:11:59,749 --> 01:12:00,948
Yeah, sure.
1105
01:12:00,950 --> 01:12:02,383
A show would be good.
1106
01:12:04,653 --> 01:12:05,887
No, demon!
1107
01:12:07,356 --> 01:12:10,458
You shall not harm
this quivering boy!
1108
01:12:12,762 --> 01:12:13,995
Hey!
1109
01:12:16,398 --> 01:12:20,601
Thank you, mighty warrior!
1110
01:12:20,603 --> 01:12:23,738
Can thoust be enochian?
1111
01:12:38,721 --> 01:12:41,823
Give us a smile, sweet cheeks.
1112
01:12:45,761 --> 01:12:46,961
Oh yes!
1113
01:12:46,963 --> 01:12:50,498
Yes!
1114
01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:52,834
Fuck.
1115
01:12:52,836 --> 01:12:54,769
God, what is that?
1116
01:12:54,771 --> 01:12:58,573
What is that sound?
1117
01:12:58,575 --> 01:13:00,041
She's laughing at us.
1118
01:13:00,043 --> 01:13:02,477
Enough, you bitch!
1119
01:13:02,479 --> 01:13:04,612
Fuck.
1120
01:13:04,614 --> 01:13:06,848
Find it, fuck.
1121
01:13:06,850 --> 01:13:08,416
Ronny, what are you doing?
1122
01:13:08,418 --> 01:13:09,617
I drive a hybrid, Eric.
1123
01:13:09,619 --> 01:13:10,985
There's no on button
in this thing.
1124
01:13:10,987 --> 01:13:13,421
You can speak enochian
but can't drive a truck?
1125
01:13:13,423 --> 01:13:14,689
It's not my fault.
1126
01:13:14,691 --> 01:13:16,691
Ronny, I can't find the
spell, where is it?
1127
01:13:16,693 --> 01:13:17,892
It's in the back of the book!
1128
01:13:17,894 --> 01:13:19,394
I marked it clearly!
1129
01:13:19,396 --> 01:13:21,496
It is in the back!
1130
01:13:21,498 --> 01:13:22,730
Find it, find it, fuck.
1131
01:13:22,732 --> 01:13:24,499
Oh, hey, I got
this going, guys.
1132
01:13:39,114 --> 01:13:42,750
This shall not hold
the beast for long!
1133
01:13:45,754 --> 01:13:47,755
I got it, I got it, I got it!
1134
01:14:04,473 --> 01:14:05,673
The gem!
1135
01:14:05,675 --> 01:14:08,009
The gem!
1136
01:14:15,551 --> 01:14:17,552
Choke on it.
1137
01:14:20,789 --> 01:14:22,089
No, watch out!
1138
01:14:33,235 --> 01:14:35,169
No!
1139
01:14:35,171 --> 01:14:38,673
I'm on fire!
1140
01:14:40,876 --> 01:14:43,744
I'm on fire!
1141
01:14:47,082 --> 01:14:49,050
Gwen, I need you!
1142
01:14:55,724 --> 01:14:56,924
You okay?
1143
01:14:56,926 --> 01:14:58,659
Why the fuck would
you do that?
1144
01:14:58,661 --> 01:15:01,696
I'm gonna stop saving your
lives if you don't show me
1145
01:15:01,698 --> 01:15:03,097
some fucking gratitude!
1146
01:15:03,099 --> 01:15:04,665
Okay, okay, focus!
1147
01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:05,867
Where is the book that you
were just reading from?
1148
01:15:05,869 --> 01:15:07,068
We need the book?
1149
01:15:07,070 --> 01:15:08,269
No, shit!
1150
01:15:08,271 --> 01:15:09,670
No, that's okay.
1151
01:15:09,672 --> 01:15:10,872
This is good.
1152
01:15:10,874 --> 01:15:12,139
This is the gem.
1153
01:15:12,141 --> 01:15:14,041
When he read the "sigillum",
the gem glowed,
1154
01:15:14,043 --> 01:15:15,676
so that is the
source of the power.
1155
01:15:15,678 --> 01:15:17,278
So the book is like an
instruction manual?
1156
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:18,679
Yes!
1157
01:15:18,681 --> 01:15:21,282
But it's more like
a recipe booklet.
1158
01:15:21,284 --> 01:15:22,917
What does thou need?
1159
01:15:22,919 --> 01:15:25,887
I need a banishment spell
but the book is ruined,
1160
01:15:25,889 --> 01:15:27,088
so we don't have one!
1161
01:15:27,090 --> 01:15:28,656
I'll get your book.
1162
01:15:28,658 --> 01:15:30,858
Guys, whatever you're
doing, do it faster!
1163
01:15:33,762 --> 01:15:34,962
I don't know, I
can't remember!
1164
01:15:34,964 --> 01:15:36,163
There was a...
1165
01:15:36,165 --> 01:15:38,733
There was like a...
1166
01:15:38,735 --> 01:15:40,201
Game master!
1167
01:15:41,770 --> 01:15:43,604
Here be your spell!
1168
01:15:46,208 --> 01:15:48,242
Oh my God, fucking gambit!
1169
01:15:48,244 --> 01:15:49,911
It's a dead head!
1170
01:15:49,913 --> 01:15:51,112
What does it say?
1171
01:15:51,114 --> 01:15:52,813
It's hot and it's awful.
1172
01:15:52,815 --> 01:15:54,015
I can't...
1173
01:15:54,017 --> 01:15:55,216
Calm down now.
1174
01:15:55,218 --> 01:15:57,184
Calm down!
1175
01:16:02,591 --> 01:16:04,892
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
1176
01:16:04,894 --> 01:16:06,127
Crap!
1177
01:16:13,001 --> 01:16:15,236
Ronny!
1178
01:16:18,073 --> 01:16:20,308
It's up to you, jobryeth.
1179
01:16:34,771 --> 01:16:36,891
Eric, the gem combined with
signing, that's what makes
1180
01:16:36,893 --> 01:16:38,759
the magic work, right?
Fuck if I know, man.
1181
01:16:38,761 --> 01:16:39,961
Are you a wizard or not?
1182
01:16:39,963 --> 01:16:41,162
Yes, yes, yes.
1183
01:16:41,164 --> 01:16:43,164
It's definitely the catalyst.
1184
01:16:43,166 --> 01:16:44,632
I think this song will work...
Fire it up.
1185
01:16:44,634 --> 01:16:45,833
Track two.
1186
01:16:45,835 --> 01:16:47,068
Go.
1187
01:17:01,817 --> 01:17:05,152
♪ Cast down into ♪
♪ thine dark crypt ♪
1188
01:17:05,154 --> 01:17:11,392
♪ Shadows of our ♪
♪ dead minions drag ♪
1189
01:17:11,394 --> 01:17:14,629
♪ Thee into the abyss ♪
1190
01:17:16,365 --> 01:17:17,765
What's he singing?
1191
01:17:17,767 --> 01:17:19,266
Sabbath?
1192
01:17:19,268 --> 01:17:20,701
Is it motorhead?
1193
01:17:20,703 --> 01:17:23,270
No, that's a... stalker
original, son.
1194
01:17:23,272 --> 01:17:31,646
♪ Rises bringing his ♪
♪ deadliest gifts ♪
1195
01:17:31,648 --> 01:17:35,950
♪ His soul is ♪
♪ devoured in wrath ♪
1196
01:17:35,952 --> 01:17:42,289
♪ His dreams are ♪
♪ and yet twisted ♪
1197
01:17:42,291 --> 01:17:46,894
♪ In blood red eclipse ♪
1198
01:17:46,896 --> 01:17:51,966
♪ He is reborn in ♪
♪ the dark light ♪
1199
01:17:51,968 --> 01:17:53,834
It's working!
1200
01:17:53,836 --> 01:17:55,236
It's working!
1201
01:17:55,238 --> 01:18:00,307
♪ He instigates thy doom... ♪
1202
01:18:04,780 --> 01:18:09,383
♪ His wings turn ♪
♪ the sky to black ♪
1203
01:18:09,385 --> 01:18:15,256
♪ As he makes this ♪
♪ world thy tomb ♪
1204
01:18:21,897 --> 01:18:28,235
♪ Lifeless husk... ♪
1205
01:18:28,237 --> 01:18:35,242
♪ From you raise ♪
♪ your blade defeat ♪
1206
01:18:35,244 --> 01:18:39,947
♪ The vile snake your heart... ♪
1207
01:18:57,165 --> 01:19:00,301
♪ His wings turn the sky ♪
1208
01:19:00,303 --> 01:19:02,002
Finish it!
1209
01:19:02,004 --> 01:19:09,510
♪ To black as he makes ♪
♪ this world thy tomb ♪
1210
01:19:16,451 --> 01:19:21,188
♪ Made a sacrifice ♪
♪ of my soul ♪
1211
01:19:21,190 --> 01:19:29,163
♪ Before a blazing ♪
♪ funeral pyre for you ♪
1212
01:19:35,103 --> 01:19:39,140
Drop to the nether
realms, bitch.
1213
01:19:44,212 --> 01:19:46,947
You have questionable taste
in women, my friend.
1214
01:19:46,949 --> 01:19:49,517
Apparently.
1215
01:19:49,519 --> 01:19:53,788
But I have excellent taste
when it comes to music.
1216
01:19:53,790 --> 01:19:55,890
Apparently.
1217
01:20:07,370 --> 01:20:09,270
You're a terrible bass player!
1218
01:20:09,272 --> 01:20:11,438
I know, isn't it awesome?
1219
01:21:01,890 --> 01:21:04,558
♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪
1220
01:21:28,884 --> 01:21:31,318
♪ At the gates ♪
1221
01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:34,188
♪ Yes it's now or never ♪
1222
01:21:34,190 --> 01:21:39,059
♪ A twist of fate I've ♪
♪ seen the bad get badder ♪
1223
01:21:39,061 --> 01:21:42,663
♪ Sleepless nights oh ♪
1224
01:21:42,665 --> 01:21:45,532
♪ I see nightmare creatures ♪
1225
01:21:45,534 --> 01:21:50,271
♪ Don't turn away this ♪
♪ is your adventure ♪
1226
01:21:50,273 --> 01:21:58,212
♪ Silent hero waiting ♪
♪ at the gates ♪
1227
01:21:58,214 --> 01:22:01,448
♪ Alone ♪
1228
01:22:01,450 --> 01:22:08,088
♪ At the gates alone ♪
1229
01:22:08,090 --> 01:22:11,425
♪ I come alive ♪
1230
01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:14,295
♪ In the heat of battle ♪
1231
01:22:14,297 --> 01:22:17,197
♪ I do or die ♪
1232
01:22:17,199 --> 01:22:19,266
♪ Spill the blood ♪
♪ of your enemies ♪
1233
01:22:19,268 --> 01:22:24,705
♪ Sleepless nights oh I ♪
♪ see ghosts and demons ♪
1234
01:22:28,276 --> 01:22:30,477
♪ This is your adventure ♪
1235
01:22:30,479 --> 01:22:41,121
♪ Saints and sinners waiting ♪
♪ at the gates alone ♪
1236
01:22:41,123 --> 01:22:47,027
♪ At the gates alone ♪
1237
01:22:47,029 --> 01:22:49,563
♪ At the gates ♪
1238
01:22:49,565 --> 01:22:50,965
♪ Yeah ♪
1239
01:22:50,967 --> 01:22:52,266
♪ At the gates ♪
1240
01:22:52,268 --> 01:22:53,467
♪ Yeah ♪
1241
01:22:53,469 --> 01:22:58,372
♪ At the gates alone ♪
1242
01:24:12,347 --> 01:24:15,049
♪ At the gates ♪
1243
01:24:15,051 --> 01:24:18,152
♪ Don't look no further ♪
1244
01:24:18,154 --> 01:24:20,821
♪ I feel the rage ♪
1245
01:24:20,823 --> 01:24:26,427
♪ And the voices burning ♪
♪ in your soul yeah ♪
1246
01:24:26,429 --> 01:24:32,132
♪ You're a nightmare ♪
♪ creature and feel the pain ♪
1247
01:24:32,134 --> 01:24:34,168
♪ As it turns to pleasure ♪
1248
01:24:34,170 --> 01:24:44,645
♪ Death and Glory waiting ♪
♪ at the gates alone ♪
1249
01:24:44,647 --> 01:24:50,617
♪ At the gates alone ♪
1250
01:24:50,619 --> 01:24:53,854
♪ At the gates ♪
1251
01:24:53,856 --> 01:24:55,789
♪ Yeah gates ♪
1252
01:24:55,791 --> 01:24:57,191
♪ Yeah ♪
1253
01:24:57,193 --> 01:25:01,862
♪ At the gates alone ♪
1254
01:25:01,864 --> 01:25:07,668
♪ At the gates ♪
1255
01:25:07,670 --> 01:25:13,273
♪ At the gates alone ♪
1256
01:25:13,275 --> 01:25:16,143
♪ At the gates ♪
1257
01:25:16,145 --> 01:25:17,344
♪ Yeah ♪
1258
01:25:17,346 --> 01:25:18,545
♪ Gates ♪
1259
01:25:18,547 --> 01:25:19,746
♪ Yeah ♪
1260
01:25:19,748 --> 01:25:22,349
♪ At the gates ♪
1261
01:25:22,351 --> 01:25:25,352
♪ Yeah gates ♪
1262
01:25:25,354 --> 01:25:31,325
♪ Yeah at the gates ♪
1263
01:25:31,335 --> 01:25:36,335
http://subscene.com/u/659433
Improved by: @Ivandrofly
85038
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
