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Dimitri?

So, um, what the actual...?

OK, so.... He lost his older brother
when he was a kid.

That's why he still sees him.

Well, that and LSD, obviously.

Huh?

Elliot? Are you OK?

Wait, how have you not noticed
how he talks to thin air?

Well, I've kind of had my own shit
going on,

don't know if you noticed.

Kosta didn't come here for
the money.

OK, he flew here
cos he's a lunatic

with major abandonment issues.

So this is it, our,

our lives come down to

one phone conversation between
a reformed gangster

and a demented drug lord.
Hell of a plan.

OK. Well, it was either that
or leave you to get tortured,

potentially raped and then shot.
Would you prefer that?

OK, this may not be working.

Plan B. Hit that cop with a rock,
and we'll take his gun.

Hey, he's not looking at us
right now.

You could end this all.
You end him. We all go home.

I don't have a choice here.
It's not up to me.

Why would you do this to me...

..when you know how much pain it
causes me?

I was going to get on
a plane tonight, OK?

And just run away,
just like I always have.

Just fuck off before I get hurt.

But I didn't this time,
cos I'm so, so done

making that choice for myself.

We can change. OK?

We can be so much more than
we think we are.

Look at your brother.

I mean, he turned his entire life
around.

Maybe we can do that, too.

No. My brother has always been here.

When nobody else was there.

It's over, Victoria.

Plan B. You need to go with Plan B.

Elliot! Luci?

Get his gun!

Luci?

You OK?
Yeah, Yeah. I'm fine. I think so.

Listen to me. Listen to me.
I've done my part.

You need to call your people,

you need to tell them to let her go.

Where are you going?

To find my wife.

Hey... Hey.
No, no, no, no, no.

Luci! Luci!

There's no need to shout.

Let's get you out of here, OK?

Hey, get the bag. Get the bag.
Get the bag. Really?

Yes. No-one wants to be the girl

who left a million dollars
lying around.

Get it! Go and get it.

Oh, fuck.

Where's the nearest hospital?

Cooper Springs.

Oh, we're not going to make it.

Hey. Don't fucking say that.

OK. I won't.
It's still true, though.

Look, you came back for me, OK?

Least I can do is not let
you die.

I didn't come back for you.

Not just for you, anyway.

I was tired.

Man, I was just so tired of

going from place to place, you know?

I just thought maybe I could get

that fucking psycho off my back
for good.

I thought maybe me and you could...

I don't know.

There's a whole lot of reasons,
is what I'm getting at.

But I was one of them.
OK, I'll... I'll take that.

I'm so sorry that I lied to you.

I freaked out when you said
you were going to the police.

I only said you killed someone
to stop you.

Hey, try not to talk, all right?

Talking's actually helping.

Helping me forget I've got
a fucking hole in my stomach.

Oh, hey, hey.
Let's, let's talk, then, hey!

Luci, let's, let's talk.
Um, life. Um, pets.

What the fuck do people talk about?

Elliot, chill out.
Breathe. Just breathe.

Right.

Just keep talking, um...
Tell me, tell me something, huh?

Tell me something true.

That's not my thing.

Make it your thing.
Make it your thing.

Um...

My dad. The, the last thing he said

to me before he walked out on
me was...

If I close my eyes, I can...
I can still see him saying it.

I'm just going out
to get some onions.

Hey... Hey. This isn't some kind of,

you know, "life flashing before my
eyes" kind of situation,

all right?
This is just two people talking.

You know, having a chat on the way
to the hospital. OK?

OK. OK, so...

Hold on...

You said your dad died

of colon cancer.

I said, "Say something true".

Ow... Ow. Ow.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I said, "Say something true".

I did say this. I promise.
This is true.

My dad, he genuinely...
He walked out one day for onions,

he never came back. Ha-ha.

This may be where I get my tenuous
relationship with the truth from.

You reckon?

I always thought that he said that

cos onions make you cry, don't they?

For some reason, they never got
to me.

They never made me cry.

Hey, let's keep talking.
OK. Um, say something else,

something else,
something else true.

Oh, I've got one, I've got one.

Yeah?

Um, do you want to know about

the first time I saw you
for the second time? Yeah.

Yeah?
Yeah, tell me that, yeah.

Well, you and me...

Yeah? You and me...

When you came back to Burnt Ridge...

When you came back for me.
I don't know,

it kind of....

It kind of threw me, you know?

I didn't know what to think, and...

So I guess it's kind of your fault
I blew up the diner,

if you think about it.

That was you?!
Well, I didn't know that

Marko was going to give you that
note.

Like, I genuinely thought
that he was going to be

the one showing up.

He said he wanted
to work things out,

and I didn't know if I could trust
him.

Ow! My God.
Are you trying to find potholes?

Sorry. Fuck.

My, um, my dad was a chemistry
teacher.

He's, he's the one to blame

for my unhealthy interest in making
shit that blows up.

Ow! Fuck!

Come on. Come on. Um...
So you made a bomb.

Yeah. It was a....
It was my insurance policy.

Wolves like that guy, man,
you've got to be careful.

Please don't blow up,
please don't blow up.

Please, please,
please don't blow up.

Hey...hey. Stay with me, eh?

How are you going?
I'm fine. I'm, I'm good.

Why...? Why did you set the bomb
off?

There was a family coming into
the diner.

Sandy was outside, safe.
That thing was unstable.

I couldn't take the risk of that
just going off by itself, you know.

Luci.... Keep your eyes open.

Luci, keep them open!
Keep your eyes open.

You know...

..I've never made a relationship
work

that lasted more than five minutes.

I just...

..pushed everyone away...

..my whole life...

..including you.

Promise me you won't do that.

Hey. Stop, OK?

Stop talking like that, OK?
Just... You're going to be fine.

When someone reaches out to you...

..you've got to let 'em...

It's the only thing we have to

pull us back from being
the worst version of ourselves.

Do you get it?

I get it.

I get it.

I'm just going out for onions.

What?! What did you say?!

Holy shit!

Did you see that? Kangaroos,
they really do jump out...

Luci?

Luci.

Oh, no. Hey... Hey. Hey.

Oh, sorry.

You turn to the left, but that was
good. That was OK. That was good.

Sorry, I'm.
I'm just not really with it today.

It's a lot, I know.
Doing our dance here,

in the same place
we're going to say our vows

to one another,
it's, it's overwhelming.

Everything just feels all wrong.

What's really eating your
Gilbert Grapes, Helen?

Hey... Hey.

Helen? Sorry, I need your help.

Actually, mate, this is Mr Helen.

And I'd appreciate it if you kept
your big Scottish nose,

or whatever it is that you are,

out of our business. All right?

Miss Chambers doesn't want anything
to do with you.

He sounded really upset.

That's not your problem now,
sweet pea.

He said he needed my help.

Look, we talked about this.
Stay in your lane.

I'm, I'm sorry,
I have to call him back.

Hey, hey, what are you doing?

We've only got this place
for another 20 minutes.

Look, I know I'm not
a proper police officer.

But I'm all he has.
If you make that call...

..we're done.

If you loved me the way
that you say you do,

you wouldn't have
to keep threatening me.

You promised. This isn't you.

You don't know me, Ethan.
Not really.

Because, because if you did,

you'd know that this isn't
who I am any more.

This, this is just some place
the wind blew me.

I, I am not the same person
that I was yesterday.

I, I am not the same person that
I was before I met Elliot Stanley.

Calm down. OK?

People will think you're having
another "episode".

You know what?

Why don't you do me a favour...

..and go and fuck yourself, Ethan.

Take something large and ridged

and go and fuck yourself,
you ridiculous human being.

Sorry about that. Um, are you OK?

I need you to come and get me.

What's going on?

Everything I touch turns to shit.

Look...

I can't take it any more. Fuck.

I'm sorry. I need help.
I don't know who else to call.

It's OK. I'm here.
Whatever's happened...

Luci's...

Fuck.

Luci's dead.

Where are you?

Kosta?

He's dead. Listen up.
We haven't met,

but I'm the husband of
the woman you've got in there.

So let me inside. We'll talk.
It's about the money.

Stop there.

What's this?

It's got my piss in it. Eugh.

OK. Where's the money?

Are you OK?

I'm fine.

Oh...

Oh, my God.

Oh!

You can see
this, right?

And they waltzed,
and then they stepped, arm in arm,

straight into the beast.
..the belly of the beast.

All right, I'm sorry, Lachlan,
but we're going to need you

to take us through that again,
one more time.

Course. I went to the
Dusty Moon Motel in Kalura.

That's where I met Elliot Stanley.
And then,

Sergeant Lemon showed up,
wanting to help. And...

..and Probationary Constable Helen
Chambers took my gun and shot him.

She just walked right up, she said
that she'd been tracking Stanley

as well, and next thing she had my
weapon.

I...I had no idea they were
working together.

They made me to put Lemon in
to the boot of my car

and we drove to the back of beyond.

When we show up at
the Stone Men it all

went to hell.
Luci Miller arrives and

I don't know her angle
but she's got multiple passports

and identities. And, well,
it turns out there's

a whole lot of money buried at these
Stone Men.

The three of them get to arguing,

and soon enough the shooting starts.

No honour among thieves, right?

The place was a bloodbath.

I managed to get away,
and here we are.

You're aware Constable Chambers has
a different version of events?

Oh, I'm well aware.
That must be why she stayed behind,

while I was at the Stone Men.

So she could lie her arse off.

So she could lay this whole
shit show on me.

But let me ask you this -

did Constable Chambers talk about

her relationship
with Elliot Stanley?

What do you mean? The copper at
Kalura Creek

spotted the two of them.

I got him to do
a bit more digging and...

..well, it turns out
the proprietors

of Casa del Nacho in Kalura are
the paranoid type.

She's looking real cosy with
a suspected murderer there.

Wouldn't you say?

I mean, does that look like
a hostage situation to you?

Look at my work.
What I've given this place.

You going to believe what some hick
out of Cooper Springs says about me?

I'm sorry you had
to go through this.

Local councils are expecting
to issue fire warnings

in light of the drier conditions at
some point tomorrow.

Hello? Winds will continue to
swing between south-east

and south-west for much
of Friday. And finally,

a warning for those out on
the east coast -

prepare for some stormy
skies ahead. Back to you, Hilary.

Thanks, Kevin.
And now for today's top story.

A police officer is wanted
for murder along

with this man, whose identity has
yet to be officially confirmed.

Hello? Yeah, just give me a second.

Stock check, sorry.

OK. It's, it's just,
I'm kind of in a rush.

I'm ready when I'm ready,

love, so just keep your knickers on.

..but it is being reported that the
deceased officer was working

with highly decorated Major Crime
Inspector Lachlan Rogers,

who we spoke with earlier today.

I know you all in the media all like
a catchy headline,

so I can see the
Bonnie and Clyde thing,

but let's not romanticise this -
these two are very dangerous.

We've got a police constable here,
with that training,

and I would encourage everyone
to be vigilant

and to keep their eyes open.

Police are urging people to come
forward if they see

Probationary Constable Chambers or
this man.

I'm sorry for calling,

I, erm, did know.

I'm really sorry. What now?

I guess you haven't seen
the news.

We're wanted for murder.

What the fuck?
It's Lachlan Rogers.

He's got everybody
turned around.

This isn't... That's not what
happened. We...

I'll explain.
I'll explain everything,

I'll tell them you had nothing
to do with it.

I-I'll tell them it was me.

Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure they're
not just going to take your word

for it. I mean, you're not exactly
Mr... Believe The Word Of Guy.

You know that woman I keep seeing?
Lena Pascal?

She's in Adelaide. Greenlanes,

whatever the fuck that means.
Guess I'm never going to find out.

How do you know that?

I saw these, erm,
pieces of my life. Of who I was,

or how I got here.
Memories, I suppose.

Only I can't even believe 'em,
they were all inside out.

Just fucking weird.

You know who I worked for him?

This Kosta guy.
I was his accountant.

Really? What was I thinking?
Why did I even do that?

Well, you must've had your reasons.

Be nice to know what they were.

Well, I should report this.

I thought you said no-body would
believe us.

They won't.
And then we'll both take the fall

for something that we didn't do.
It's really...

Unfair?

Yeah.

I don't like unfairness.

Me neither.

So what exactly do we do now?

We get further away.

And then we call in with the
location of Luci...where she is.

We can't just leave her out there.

And then?

And then we find a way
to prove Lachlan's lying.

How?
Erm, I'm working on it.

That simple, huh?

Do you think you're
a good person, Helen?

For what it's worth.
I think you are.

I mean.
All you've done is try to help me

and I just keep dragging you down.

Actually if it wasn't for you,
I'd still be getting married.

Mr Ethan Krum? Is no more.

He's not dead, he's just...you
know.

This is the new me now.
Life after Ethan.

New chapter.

Holy crumpets.

Short chapter. Yeah.

Just pull over and I'll explain that
it was me, that it was my fault.

It's too late for that.

Just pull over. That's the Old
Helen, OK? This, this is New Helen.

So what are we going to do,
New Helen?

Buckle up.

And forgive me, cos I'm about to
bend my rules on the speed limit.

Rogers.

Where? You're sure it's
Constable Chambers' car?

OK. I want everything on
this. Everything.

Do not let the fuckers get away.

Shit!

Wait. How fast were you going when
you came out the Dusty Moon Motel?

When you were with Lachlan? Fast.
How fast? And which way did you go?

Left, I think. I don't know. Why?

Throw your weapons out of
the vehicle.

OK, erm, we need to buy some
time. I need time.

How much? Like an hour or two.

I think I have an idea.

You're going to think
I'm fucking mental.

What are they doing?

Let's go.

Right, I know you're all trying to
enjoy your lunch. We're going
to need everyone to remain calm.

You go. Oh, no, no, you. No, you go.
Are you sure? Really, yeah.

OK. Yeah, erm, OK. So,
look, we don't want to hurt anyone.

Pick up that phone and I'll blow
your fucking head off!

Another step and I will shoot people
dead.

Back off. Back off.

OK, erm...we're
not here to cause anyone any harm.

Just sit down and this'll be over
soon. You don't do what I say,
I'm going to start shooting.

Rogers.

OK. I'm on my way.
Just remember,

Helen Chambers and Elliot Stanley
are dangerous.

If you get a clear shot, I want you
to take it.

How quick can you get them to me?

Yeah.

No, I know, it's just...well, it's
kind of urgent here.

Look if there's nothing,
there's nothing,

but I just have to hope I'm right.

No-one fires until my
order.

Copy that.

Yep. My name's Nathan Wong.

I've been asked to come and speak to
you today. See what we can do here.

You've seen the news?

They're calling you
Bonnie and Clyde.

No, I never saw it. Unless,
it's the one where the guy

and the girl hold up a Spicy Wings

and then they walk away unhurt

and actually get a reward
for being the victims of

a gross miscarriage of justice.

I like you. You're funny.

I'm talking to Elliot Stanley,
right? Can I call you Elliot?

Knock yourself out.

OK, now listen up there, Elliot,
what we're going to need...

No, no, no, no, no. You're not the
one calling the shots here.

You listen to me, Nathan Wong.
Here's the deal.

What's the deal?

The deal is, we need more time.
Yeah.

You need to ask them
for something.

Anything.

OK, here's the deal...

Ask them for something you actually
want. What do you want?

I need you to find someone
for me. You bring them here

to Devil's Rock and this all
ends. Her name is Lena Pascal.

She's in Adelaide. Greenlanes.

I don't know if that's a shop or
a place, or... That's all I know.

Elliot, I-I need you to listen
to me now. It's going to take...

No, you, you listen to me.

Do what I say or I start shooting.

He won't.
I mean it, Nathan.

If people try to move in here,

I will shoot their fucking brains
Don't worry, he won't.

What're you doing?

Well, I don't want to scare people.

If they don't think we're
being serious,

they'll just get up and leave,

then we'll be arrested
and this whole thing will...

OK, but, I mean...

..you wouldn't actually kill
anyone, would you?

No. I mean, I... No, but, you know,
maybe I'd

shoot them in the legs
or something.

You're willing to put someone in a
wheelchair?

No, I don't, I don't want to
but...

We don't...we don't want to
hurt you.

All right?
We don't want to kill you.

But I am prepared
to shoot you in the legs.

All right? Look, I've never been
shot in the legs before,

but I'd say it's probably
not that great experience.

So, erm...thank you.

She'll call.

Where we at?

You know, I remembered something
else, about...about us.

Us? Yeah.

That night at the Dusty Moon,
when we, erm...

It's over, Elliot.

Soon as you get a clear shot,
you hear me? Yes, sir.

Yeah?

I thought we could talk on
a private line.

Guess who.

What exactly do you hope
to achieve here?

Well, you know, it's nice just
to see your face, but, erm,

Lena Pascal, what about her?
You got her yet?

Yeah. Seems Nathan Wong
doesn't mess about.

She's on her way from
Adelaide as we speak.

But are you seriously expecting me

to believe that you're holding up
this whole place

just so you can,
well, speak to some woman?

And do you expect everyone to
believe that you're a victim?

That you didn't do what you did?

Give it up. Step outside.

How do you live with yourself?

I'm not a bad person.

I'm just trying to keep my head
above water.

See, that's the problem.
You put your foot in shit,

you end up covered in shit.
You may as well go the whole way.

Get shit in your ears

and up your nose,
and under your fucking eyelids.

You do what you have to
for the people you love.

And also that's really
fucking disgusting.

I chose to spend my final moments
on Earth

with the woman I love.
You, on the other hand,

chose to spend yours at Ronny's
Spicy Wings. Pretty sure I win.

Actually, I don't think you do win.

I asked my friend Freddie
to retrieve something for me.

How do I put this? Erm...oh, yeah,

it's from something that
shoots but never kills.

What, like a...a potato gun?

Turn on your speaker
and check your messages.

When I saw a speed limit drop
like that,

near roadworks
on that kind of road,

I knew there'd be a speed camera,
see?

And Elliot told me how fast you
were going.

You lied. Your version

of events doesn't really match
that photo, does it?

Oh. That's been sent to every single
department in the state.

Just so you really get
the message here, which is...

..you're seven different
kinds of fucked.

Hey.

You're out and about.

I am.

I gather you told them
you made me do it all.

Yeah. I'm glad they believed me.

Well, you should be out after your
bail hearing tomorrow morning.

And just remember, Lachlan Rogers
is the big fish here.

So testify against him, and you
should get a suspended sentence.

Feels like I've been living on one
of those since that car crash.

Well, that body that you found
in Murray Waters

had Billy Nixon's DNA all over
the shop there.

So, you're in the clear
on that one, at least.

What was it, by the way?
In the restaurant?

There was something that you said
you remembered about us.

Oh. Yeah. Erm...

That night. The night we...

Yeah. Did we?

No. We-We didn't.

Erm... We did kiss, though.

Oh. Mm.

Erm... Er, I got you something.
Erm, it's just...

I put my number in there.

In case you ever want to...

You know. Yeah.

Oh, fuck it.

Just one of those days
where you do things

you never thought you'd do, so...

Figured it might jar my memory.

Did it?

This way please.

She's... She's here.

Who?

They found her.

They brought her all
the way up from Adelaide.

Lena Pascal.

I hope you find out who you are.

You're Lena?

I'm Elliot...

Elliot Stanley. I... I've been...

Christ, I've been looking for you.

Do... Do you do you know who I am?

So it's true.
What the police told me.

You remember nothing. No?

This is not a game?

No.

A shit and swallow.

No. No, that...
This... This can't be true...

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry, I didn't know.

Sign here.

You're free to go until your
hearing. Do not leave the state.

I'm free?

Yeah.

But I... The statement.

I told you about Lena Pascal,
about what I did.

We spoke to Miss Pascal.

She said you had her mixed up
with someone else.

So. I can't even get
myself arrested

for all this horrible shit
that I've done?

Lucky you.

Burnt Lodge. Sue speaking.

Hey, it's me.

The guy who couldn't remember
who he was?

Oh.

I can't fix the shit I brought
to your door. Nothing can.

But there's something.

There's a sign. A sign to nowhere.

I have texted you where it is,
and a map, and, er...

I've left something there for you.

It won't change anything, but...
I don't know.

It's, er, it's something.

I'm sorry, Sue.

Sir.

Y... Yeah.

Can you tell me your name?

Elliot.

Elliot Stanley.

The cop at the station
told me what you said.

Made me sick. That I even knew you.

But you do know me.
You know that's not me.

You're saying she's lying?

Just tell me this is all
some big mistake.

That... That you don't actually
believe her.

You know no-one can find
anything out about me.

You know that?
No friends. No family.

I don't know if any
of this stuff I remember

is-is real or it's just fucking...
Stop. ..LSD...

OK, just, please, stop
with the "poor me". We don't...

We don't know why
I was working for Kosta,

we don't know why I met Lena,

we don't know why I ever asked her
to do what she did.

It doesn't matter.
You do something like that,

there is no reason on
Earth that ever makes that OK.

Why did you have to be that guy?

Of all the guys, why that guy?

You're my only friend in
the whole wide world, right?

Bye, Elliot.

Bye, Helen.

What's that?

Mango crazy.

Guy at the bar said it was
because it makes a man go crazy.

I don't know what it does
to a woman.

Hopefully gets her nice
and toasted on both sides.

What's up?

Nothing.

It's that bloke, isn't it?

Go on. Tell me.

I don't want to talk about it.

I just don't understand,
how the same guy,

who could do something so awful...

..could also save my life,

and-and give a woman
he hardly knows,

a million dollars just
because he felt...

I just don't know what I'm supposed
to think about that, about him.

Listen. 20 years ago,

I come back home and caught a guy
going through my underwear.

Sniffing my underpants
like they were roses.

He was this lodger.
Studying entomology.

Bugs. You're getting
the picture right?

Erm... I think so?

Total freak. Anyway.

That's Dave.

Hold on, that's...that's...?

Yeah. That's the man
I ended up marrying.

I don't tell it a lot,
as a story, cos...

Right.

End of the day,

love doesn't happen
like it does in the movies.

Real people make mistakes.

And they deserve a second chance.

You and this guy.

This could be the prologue
to the love story of the century.

The bit before the other bit.

I don't think so.

I mean this guy, he...

He wanted so badly
to remember who he was.

And now he has, he can't forget.

And neither can I.

Can't forget what he did...

..or can't forget him?

People change.

I need another drink.

What are you having?

I'll have a Bloody Mary.

If I Didn't Care
by the Ink Spots

♪ If I didn't care

♪ More than words can say

♪ If I didn't care

♪ Would I feel this way?

♪ If this isn't love

♪ Then why do I thrill?

♪ And what makes my head go round...

♪ ..and round
While my heart stands still?

♪ If I didn't care

♪ Would it be the same?

♪ Would my every prayer
begin and end

♪ With just your name?

♪ And would I be sure that this

♪ Is love beyond compare?

♪ Would all this be true
if I didn't care for you?

♪ If I didn't care

♪ Honey child
more than words can say

♪ If I didn't care

♪ Would I feel this way? ♪