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So, Elliot Stanley?
Not ringing any bells.

How do you know me?

Oh, God.

OK, so we met six months
ago on Suluban Beach in Bali.

You bought me a drink.

It was a lemon drop martini
with Belvedere Vodka.

Things move fast.

I mean, we had this chemistry.

We had this thing. It was like
a highly flammable thing.

We stayed in my room
for about three days.

And when those were up,
we...we moved our flights

so that we could be together
for longer.

What was I doing before Bali?
You never talked about it.

I just... I stopped asking.

All I know is you cancelled
your return flight and you said

you'd stay there with me
forever if I wanted.

Guess I must have really liked you.
Yeah, you liked me.

Well, the feeling was mutual, so...

So...what happened?

What happened was one day a man
with a gun showed up in our hotel

room and he tried to kill us,
and you broke his neck.

So that's when I kill the guy.

Yeah, so that's when he kill
the guy. Mm. Mm-hm.

Hello?

Hi, you've reached Ethan Krum,
if you leave a message at the tone,

I'll be able to connect
with you shortly.

Thank you.

Hey, Ethan, it's me.

I'm just checking in.

You're probably still out.

I came here, like I said,
and well, now that I'm here,

I don't really know what I'm doing.

I feel a bit stupid, really.

I'll just give it another half hour.

And if they're not back by then,
I'll come home.

And well done and all on the
promotion.

You deserve it.

You always said you belong
in the fish section.

OK. Call me.

I mean, in your defence,
it was in your defence, you said

you'd made some bad people angry.

Who were they?
Oh, I mean, I don't... I don't know.

Of course not. So...

..then what? Then we just...we went
our separate ways.

I mean, listen, you've got
to understand it wasn't all plain

sailing between us.

We were different.

Oil and water, chalk and cheese.

Simon and Garfunkel.

You said that...

You said that I should leave
and that you'd handle it.

So I left.

Well, I know that's not true or
I'm not sitting here right now.

That's because you followed me
to Australia.

Yeah, you just kept calling
and calling. Oh, great.

So I'm a murderer and I'm needy.

And that's when you got
into the accident.

I found out about it and I came
to the hospital.

That's when I left the note
in your pocket.

So we still have no idea
how I'm connected to some fellow

who's been buried alive or why
someone decided to blow up a diner

in the middle of nowhere
on the day that I was invited

down there? Afraid not. I'll get
a charger for this...find out.

Although if what you're saying is
true, maybe I don't want to know.

What if all these memories that are
buried somewhere inside my head,

they're...they're hiding because
they don't want to be found.

You reckon you could do that?

You think that you could
just let all of this lie?

I'd like to believe that.

But then I think maybe I'm trying
to tell myself something.

Maybe I should listen.

You know, if I know one
thing about you

it's that you really don't
like to listen.

Could be I'm a changed man.

I don't think that people change.

I think they turn it inside out
and repeat it over and over again.

Right.

Like underpants. Yes!

Yes!

Mm-hm, like underpants. Mm-hm.

And you weren't curious about me?

Who I was? I Googled you, a few
times, actually,

couldn't find you anywhere...

..and you didn't think that
was weird. I didn't care.

I was high on, you know, that
crazy little thing.

I'm kind of offended that you can't
remember. That good, was it?

Well, you were a gentleman.

I'm glad to hear it.

Well, actually,
you had your moments.

Underneath all that violence,
there's a heart down there of sorts.

Oh, I sound like a real catch.

You know what I mean.

No, I don't.

Yeah, I really, really don't
because I don't know you.

Must be scary. I just don't
understand why you didn't say

any of this when you saw me.

I don't know, it was...

It was like, I don't know,
all of a sudden

there was this factory reset option.

You know, I could just press the big
red button and we could just start

all over again.

How often do you get to do that?

Pretty much never.

I, Um... I really thought that maybe
this time it'd work.

I don't know, I guess I was just
getting caught up

in some kind of fairy tale.
Or the fifth circle of hell. Oh, OK!

What's in the fifth one?

The angry fucks.
How do you know that?

I have no idea.

So you and me didn't work?
Like you wouldn't believe.

Except then, I mean,
sometimes we did...

What was that like? Um...

We had our moments.

But add those moments together
and they make a mistake, right?

Trust me, you like it.

It's late.

Yeah, we should get going. Mm.

It's actually a really bad idea to
drive in the dark.

So kangaroos, they come
straight for the headlights.

Of course, yeah, yeah.

So what do you suggest?

What are you thinking about?

The fact that we've done
this before.

And I have no idea.

It's the real tragedy.

We should get some sleep.

Yeah, we should.

Hi.

Hi!

Welcome to Murray Waters. We're
here?

Come on, let's get some sleep.

In addition to the sleep
you just said. Hey, did I snore?

I don't want to talk about it.

Just a minute!

Oh, sorry.

I was... I was just watching the
curling on telly.

It's a beautiful sport.
Do you ever watch it?

Oh, it's not for everyone,
had to record it,

it's on at mental o'clock in
Hungary.

Anyhoo, how can I do you for?
Looking for Helen.

She's not here. Sorry, what did you
say your name was again?

I didn't.

James Logan, Detective Logan.

I worked with her.

Been working undercover. Oh. Oh, OK.

Well, come on. Ethan.

Pleasure to meet you.

So you were supposed to meet
Hel here, were you?

Yeah, sure.

So where is she?

Oh, I am worried about her
detective.

I'm not going to lie.

She is off the reservation
without a permit.

I don't mind saying.
Can I get you a coffee?

I really do need to see her.
Just delusions of grandeur,

that's all I can think, you know,
it's like ideas above her station.

Yeah, I'll get you a cuppa.

I'm kind of in a hurry here.
Ah, it's fine.

I'm making myself one anyway.

Oh, James, Helen has gone
full Florence Nightingale

for this amnesia bloke.

You know, it's like he's her
responsibility somehow.

Turns out she's given money
to the guy to go to Burnt Ridge.

Can you believe that? Burnt Ridge?

Yeah, now she's gone down there too.

I'm, like, "Come back down to
Earth, would you?

"The water's warm, love."

So Burnt Ridge
is where you'll find her,

Detective James, my friend.

Appreciate it. Cheers.

Listen, when you see her, would
you...

would you have a word with her?

You know, maybe just try
and talk her down, try

and get her to let some
of this stuff go a bit.

Sure can do.

You know, Ethan... I like you.

Helen's lucky to have you.

Real lucky.

Ooh.

Get down. What?

That's... That's the fucking
sergeant from Burnt Ridge.

You think they're here for us?
No, I think they came here for

the all-you-can-eat buffet
breakfast.

Well, why the hell are they here?

They can't know about the body.
Um, just a little hunch, but maybe

it's about the bomb that exploded.

The sarcastic thing is really
starting to grate. Oh, is it?

I'm fucking loving the stupid
question thing that you're doing.

You're still doing it. Oh, am I?
Well, it brings me joy.

And doing it again.

OK, shall we?

I'm going to level with you, I'm not
loving this entire situation.

They're just going to go to
reception and they're going to ask

if there's anyone matching our
description

and I don't really trust her.

Well, the shift would have changed
since we checked in.

So that should buy us a little bit
of time. Come on.

Hey!

Let's go.

That's just down to that corner
there?

Yeah, yeah, just come around.
Then the next one? Yeah.

Hi!

Hi.

You look so tired, I made you a
cuppa. Oh, thank you.

It's OK.

You protect, I'll serve...
you a cuppa.

Just pop it back when you're done.

Oh, OK.

Actually...sorry.

Oh, sorry.

Are you Sue? Yes.

Oh, I'm Probationary Constable
Helen Chambers with the department

over in Cooper Springs.

Oh! There's a fellow
been staying with you,

lost his memory... Oh, yes.

Yes, I know who you mean. Is he OK?

Yeah, I'm not actually
sure, to be honest.

Is he in right now?
No, I'm afraid not.

He...he went off somewhere
yesterday.

I'm not sure when he's coming back.

Oh, would you mind if I come in?

Oh, course, come in!

How are you going?

Oh, don't mind about him.

He's deaf as an adder
without his hearing aid in,

and rude. Right.

Deaf as a what now?
Oh, it's a saying.

Well, it was, from the Bible.

Supposedly, adders can't hear.

Ah! That's why they're so dangerous.
Maybe!

Look, I was just about to head off
and do some groceries.

So if there's anything else
you want to ask me...

Only if you had any idea where
this fellow might have gone?

Afraid not.

He set off with that waitress
that works at the diner,

or did before it explozed.

Um, any idea when he might be back?

No, I'm sorry.

Not being very helpful, am I?
Oh, that's OK.

I appreciate your time.

Well, I might just wait
outside if that's all right?

No, no, no. No, you wait in here.

Ralphy won't mind. Are you sure?

This fella...

..why do you want to talk to him
so bad?

Is he in some sort of trouble? Ah...

Well, honestly, I...I don't know.

I mean, pardon my language here,
but there are some folk...

folk who want to talk to him,
which are dodgy AF.

I mean, a lot of things
have happened

since that guy showed up.

I think he might be in trouble.

And well, I think things are going
to catch up with him, I reckon.

I mean, it's like that game
that people used to play

on their mobile phones, Snake,
where the more they move forward...

..the longer their tails get,
the more chance

they have of running into
themselves.

Hey, mate, have you, um...
Have you seen this man?

He's travelling with a young woman
who goes by the name of Luci

with an 'I'. Yeah! Why?

Oh, I don't know, I think it's just
how she spells her name.

But you said you had seen them,
yeah? Yeah.

Stay here, OK? Don't move.

Hey, sir!

Detective Inspector Rogers,
he's seen them.

He's seen Luci.

Look at this guy! Seen this man?
Yeah, he was in our office yesterday

with some girl. Luci Miller,
it has to be them. Why?

I don't know, I'm just...
I'm sorry, I'm just excited.

Be less excited.

OK, look, I'm going to have to get
you to tell me...

Apologies, I didn't realise
the time, excuse me. What?

OK, um, carry on.

Yes, it was Luci, and she signed
with an 'I',

which I did not approve of.

I flew her and that fella
in the photo to the middle

of the bush.

Did they say why? No, no, they
were heaps keen, though.

Then when they left,
it was a little weird.

Actually, it was very weird. Yeah.

Can you take us to where
you took them? Sure.

My brother has the keys to the
chopper, though, and God knows

what pub he's hunkered up in.

That's all right.
I mean, we can wait.

All right.

Back in a sec, hopefully!

Well, usually I just roast it for 50
minutes.

Well, because it's all flat,
it's all flattened out

because you spatchcocked it,
so it'll cook more evenly.

Yeah.

They don't sell a charger
for a phone, this old.

Sue should have one at Burnt Lodge.
She's a hoarder.

Oh, I forgot that you did this. Did
what?

Passive aggressive shit when...

Oh, you knew! This whole time
you knew that I was a killer.

What the fuck am I even doing?
That you killed someone, not

that you're a killer.
What's the difference?

Well, you killed someone
in self-defence.

What's gotten into you anyway?

I mean, you seem to all right
with it all last night.

Last night was... A mistake?

Well, OK. Yeah, well, old habits,
I guess.

I should know better, to be honest,
you and me, we're just...

Right, yeah, yeah, Simon and
Garfunkel. Exactly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't even know
who the fuck they are!

I just nodded along when
you were talking about it.

But I don't know.

And I don't know if I ever knew
and I forgot

or I do still know it.
I don't fucking...

I don't fucking know anything!

OK, I get it.

No worries.

Look, let's just go back,
and when we get there,

we'll just go our separate ways.

It's easier.

Well, yeah, OK, yeah. Just look
at that, fine. Here we go.

What do you mean "here we go"?
Well, this shit again.

No, just this shit.

To me all of this shit is brand-new.
Trust me, it's for the best.

Trust you? Are you fucking joking?!

Who the hell even are you?

Oh, let's not. Come on.

Great.

Fine by me.

So that call you took earlier, I got
a buddy who did a stint

in Major Crimes, talk is that every
day you make a phone call

at ten no matter what, no matter
what you're in the middle of.

I didn't know I was such a hot topic
of conversation in police circles.

It's good to know that burning
sensation wasn't an ear infection.

I'm sorry. It's just...

..you made that call earlier and...
You make priorities in life, Lammon.

That's a decision you make.

I didn't used to.
I just worked every hour God gave.

And then I got sick.

Surgery, chemo, spent a lot of
time in hospitals...

I got to thinking
about what's important.

I didn't want my other half with me,
and I'd call her every day at ten.

Even when the chemo had finished,
I started getting used to it,

and I just...

I thought about how much I'd wasted
time with my head in the sand...

..chasing bitter flies...

..never taking time
for what matters.

So are you better now or...?

Still call, don't I?

Hey, I told you he'd come back.

Here you go, success.

Let me take you to the chopper.

Oh, we're going to have to get

you to sign an insurance waiver
before we go.

The "not my fault if I kill us
all because I'm still drunk

"from the night before"
kind of thing.

Is that supposed to be a joke, mate?

Yeah, no, I'm sorry. I flew
Apaches for ten years,

so I'll be flying.

You just tell me where.

Well, I don't think...
We don't let anybody fly it.

Fuck me dead! She handles like shit!

How old is this thing?

A lady never tells! Here, here,
you put it down right here.

So that's it then.

Wow, they're hungry little
joeys.

How much milk do they drink
in a day?

Do you mind if I...

..making my nipples sore just
watching them.

Seeing the danger, he brings the
57th Turkish regiment to...

I'll just get it.
..where the Australians have landed.

Hi. Come in, I guess.

How are you?

Oh yeah, right. Uh, people are
just meant to say,

"I'm fine. Thanks, how are you?"
when asked that question, right?

Usually. Mm.

Oh, I'm fine. Thanks, Helen.
How are you? Yeah... Hi.

Hi.

Helen, this is Luci.

Helen drove home from Cooper Springs
to see me.

Oh, right, so you guys know
each other?

Yeah. Yeah.

Helen is my only friend in the whole
wide world.

Yeah, something like that.

I thought you were leaving.

Yeah, well, I just wanted to come
back to see what's on that phone.
Why?

Because whether you like it or not,
I'm involved in this shit as well.

So I think I deserve to know.

Better get it charged.

So why did you drive all the way
down here?

Oh, right, yeah, I actually
just wanted to let you know

that there's a guy that's
looking for you.

What guy? Helen, what did he want?
What guy?

That...guy.

Ralph!

Ralph!

Ralph, get down, please!

Ralph!

Boo.

Come out, come out,
wherever you are.

Come here. We can get out.
There's a door. Come here.

We can get out. Come here.

Police!

Yes? Put your weapon down.

What are you going to do with that?

I'm going to shoot you.

Have you ever actually fired
a gun before?

Outside of a range?

Put your weapon down.

You couldn't if you wanted to.

What would you look at that?!

Thank you. Come here.

You know what you are, Elliot?

You're a fucking cockroach.

You're a big, bad, pain in the ass
cockroach.

Just... Just tell me why!

What is it I've done?

Na.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Well, well, well.

Sorry.

Are you... Oh, I'm fine.

So you say, but are a doctor?

Because you don't look
like a doctor.

And I'm not a doctor.
So you don't know you fine, do you?

I'll get Sweeney to drive her
to the clinic.

Just give me one minute.

Hey...

Well, I just wanted to say
that I'm really...really sorry.

Is he dead? People don't turn that
colour if they're alive, mate.

I mean, I didn't...
Shit, I didn't see this.

I was in the chopper
playing Dawn of the Vikings.

I was all the way over there.
What, and when you took off,

you didn't notice a dead body
on the ground?

I was playing Dawn of the Vikings.
When I took off, I didn't...

Would you two shut up?!
When they came back to the chopper,

did they say anything? Nothing, no.

They didn't mention calling
the police? Yes. Yes.

Yeah, yeah, no, the bloke said he
wanted me to call the cops

and then he changed his mind.
He said, "Don't worry about it."

You didn't think that was strange?
I was just thinking about Dawn...

Say Dawn of the Vikings,
I will put your head through a wall.

It's me. That bloke
we've been after...

I want you to put everyone
and everything on him.

What?

There's been a shoot-out
at Burnt Ridge.

Right, we'll add this to the list.

Looks like that fella just killed
someone.

Mate, if you want to rest, do it
later. That didn't need to happen.

Ralph didn't need to...

It wasn't your fault.

Yeah, it is.

The people who are trying to kill
me, that's...

Look, that that phone you found
must be charged up by now.

Maybe there's something on there
that can tell you.

You're not coming?

Not meaning to say I need you
again or anything.

We've been down this road before.

We don't work.

I let myself forget that last
night and it was stupid.

I'm sorry.

Just see it as a fresh start.

Everything you've done
doesn't matter.

It's what you do now that counts.

Where did you get that,
a fortune cookie?

No, I got it from my dad
just before he died of colon cancer.

Ah. OK, I'm sorry.

That's all right.

I think he got it from a fortune
cookie.

Where's my fiancee?
Helen Chambers, where is she?

Hey, you.

I appreciate it.

But you didn't have to come
all the way here.

Of course I did!

You almost died, babe! No, no.

I just scraped my leg.
I could have lost you.

Seriously, I'm OK. Really.

Someone shot at you. No,
they weren't shooting at me.

They were shooting at someone
else who I was near to.

Look, whatever it was...

..I don't care. I'm just...
I'm glad you're alive.

Thank you.

I love you, Shortbread.

I love you, too.

Come on, let's get out of here,
shall we?

No. No, no, no, come on,
you can't be serious.

I just have a few things
that I need to clear up

here first before...

Hey!

You came all the way up here when
no-one asked you to

and you nearly got yourself killed

for some guy who doesn't even know
his own name.

He saved my life.

There are other people,
more important people,

people who are qualified, whose
actual job this is.

This is ridiculous.

Come on, let's get in the car.

If we get going now, we can
still beat the traffic.

No... I'm not coming.

Look, I've spent a really long
time saying that I'm not

this or I'm not that but...

But what if I'm wrong?

What if I am?

And what if I can help this person
in this moment in time when

no-one else can?

We've got dance practice
at four with Diego.

Look, I just need to ask
a few questions, OK?

Hour max. I'll be back.

You could lose me,

Hel, you know that, don't you?

And do you think anyone
else would want you?

That's just really mean, Ethan.
Stop whimpering.

Diego is coming at four,
if you're not home for practice,

don't bother coming home at all.

Ethan, wait!

Um...

Burnt Lodge is just up there.
I'm this way, so...

The cops should be gone by now.

What will you do?

Just pack my shit and get
the hell out of here.

Anything else I should...
I should know? Um...

No, I think I've pretty much told
you everything that I know.

So... You have? Yeah.

I'm...

I'm sorry about all this. You know,
dragging you into all this shit.

How am I with goodbyes?

Terrible.

Yeah, you always left things
on a bad note.

Fuck you. Ha! I suppose.

Yeah. All right.

Fuck you, too.

Argh!

Oh. Oh!

Kostas?

Billy, speak to me.

I was close.

Yeah, they got the drop on me,
won't happen again.

You promised.

You haven't been getting
overzealous again,

have you, Billy?
They'll be breathing,

don't worry.

Just might not have any legs is all.
Where are you?

Place called Burnt Ridge. Kostas,
serious, I got this.

OK, I'm coming there.
Hey, I can handle it, bro.

Great. I'll see you soon, "bro".

Hi. Hey.

I was just getting myself
a glass of water here.

How are you doing? Oh, fine.

A bit shook up. Sure.

I just wanted to take a poke
around, if that's OK?

Sure, sure. Hey,
mind keeping watch for a bit?

Got a text from a bonehead kid, run
out of petrol on Wurrung Highway.

Yeah, sure.

Bye.

Hey.

How's your leg?

Oh, you know, painful, but still
alive, so...

swings and roundabouts. Yeah.

What happened to the guy in the hat?

Well, he... We lost him.

We lost him. He's...
Yeah, he's gone.

Did you find anything on that?

Oh, you know, it seemed
really important earlier,

and I wasn't sure if you were...
No, it's fine.

It's fine. Yeah. Uh...

Um, looks like it took a real
beating in all the mess back

there, collateral damage.

Listen, thanks again for, you know,
saving my life and all.

You're a real life-saver, literally.
It's grand.

That...that bloke who came
after you, he called you, Elliot.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, he did. I forgot.

Elliot Stanley. Helen Chambers.
Yeah. Right.

You know, I didn't have you pegged
for an Elliot. Huh!

No, what did you...what do you
think? I don't know. Maybe a Steve,

or like a Ryan. A Ryan? Really?
Jesus, no.

Hey, listen, you could be a Ryan.
No.

All units...

..Northern Irish male, mid
to late 30s, tall, dark brown hair,

name unknown. Suspect says he's lost
his memory.

It's in connection to a murder
out of Murray Waters.

So be careful.

I'm just going to go. I...I can't.
I can't let you do that.

That's not me...

..who they're talking about,
your wee radio.

That's, that... That's not...
You can explain that...

That's not me. ..at the station.

I didn't kill anyone.

I don't think. Like I say,
it's not my job.

Just come down to the station,
explain to the bigwigs and they'll

clear this all up.

OK. Sure.

OK, then.

Look, sorry about this,
but I'm going to have to cuff you.

There's no need. It's procedure.

Here we go. Sorry...

Hey!

Please.

I'm sorry.

Open the car.

Give me the keys. Give me the keys.

Fuck. Go.

Just...just take it.

Go, just...just don't hurt me.

I'm going to need you to drive.
Why?! I don't think I can...

I don't think I can drive a stick.

Please. Just get in the fucking car.

You wouldn't hurt me.
This is not who you are.

You saved my life.
See, that's where you're wrong.

I'm... I'm a bad guy, Helen.

That's why people want me dead.

Whatever you may have done in the
past doesn't matter, right?

You have another chance now!

We are who we are, all right?

Just get the fuck in, OK?

Where are we going? Just drive.

I have to be home by four.

Tomorrow, your face is going
to be on every newspaper

in the country.

You can't run forever.

Now, but today I can. Drive.

She'll be here.

She will.

Um, we can practise till she gets
back if you like? Don't worry,

I'll be the lady.

Grab my waist, squeeze me
a bit tight there. Sorry, Diego.

OK, yeah. Ready? And one, two,
three... Good. Now we do the dip.

It's broken.

I see a number.

I think.

That thing's screwed.

I know a dud when I see one.

Told you, it's a dud.

Just drive, all right.

They tell me Elliot don't remember
anything. That's bullshit, right?

No.

Well, lucky him.

How the fuck are you not dead yet?
Funny.

I was going to ask you the same
thing, Victoria?

♪ If you could read my mind, love

♪ What a tale my thoughts could tell

♪ Just like an old time movie

♪ 'Bout a ghost from a wishing well

♪ In a castle dark

♪ Or a fortress strong

♪ with chains upon my feet

♪ You know that ghost is me... ♪