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-[screams, grunts]
-[snarling]
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[birds, insects chirping]
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-Thanks to my latest invention,
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the Betterman Sky Scope,
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all the stars in the sky
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now belong to me!
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Would you like to take a look...
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-[excited chattering]
-Philliam?
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* *
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[sad chattering]
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Breathtaking, isn't it?
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Okay, Philliam,
you've had your turn.
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It's time for someone else
to take a look!
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-[excited chatter]
-And that someone is me.
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[sad chatter]
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[gasps] What is this?
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A new celestial object?!
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Philliam, I've made a discovery!
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It could be a new moon
or a new star!
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Whatever it is, Ifound it!
Which means Iget to name it.
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And there's only one name
befitting an astral phenomenon of this magnitude.
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Phil Betterman.
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But, wait. Phil Betterman
is soaring toward us at great speed.
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I must do some calculations.
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Philliam!
To the drawing boulders.
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[humming]
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[gasps]
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-[gasping]
-[furious scribbling]
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[gasps] The conclusion
is undeniable.
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Phil Betterman is going
to collide with our world.
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[screaming]
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I-I have to do... something!
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But, what? What can I do?!
[hyperventilating]
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[screams, sighs]
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Thank you, Philliam.
I know what to do now.
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I need...
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to rename that orb!
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Oh, I should also warn everyone.
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-* Let's live wild,the world's our own *
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* We built this wheelnow it's gunna roll *
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*You know a sparkbecomes a fire wherever we go *
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* Whoa-ho-ho *
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* Stuck together,stuck, stuck together *
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* It's an evolutionfor worse or for better *
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* To find some unity *
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* For all humanity *
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* Because we'restuck together *
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* In one big family tree *
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-[noisy chewing]
-[Phil panting]
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Listen up, everyone!
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There's a cosmic orb hurtling
toward us at this very moment!
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-That's nice, dear.
-[chewing]
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-No, it's not!
It's not nice at all!
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It's a threat of
unprecedented magnitude!
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-Hey, Phil, since you're up
and not doing anything,
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could you grab some
more papaynapple juice?
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-And a slice, or four,
of breakfast pie, please?
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-No! Because I am
doing something. I'm warning you about a monumental crisis!
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-Anyone else hear a bird
that won't stop squawking?
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-Don't you understand?!
-It's the end of the world!
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-You say that a lot, Dad.
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-I... True.
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-But this time, I mean it!
-UGGA: So,
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we should be... worried?
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-Yes. Be afraid!
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[echoing]
Be very afraid!
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[all gasping]
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Now, stop being afraid
because there's nothing to fear
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-thanks to my latest invention,
the Betterment Blast-Off. -[heroic music playing]
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A vessel that will carry us
from this world to our new home,
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the moon!
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[music stops]
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-Um...
-[laughing] Good one, Phil!
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Like the world could ever end.
[laughs]
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And the moon part? Hilarious!
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I mean, imagine if what
you were saying was real.
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-You mean real like that?
-[dramatic sting]
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-Did you put that there?!
Did you paint the sky?! -[angry yelling]
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-Honey, you can't paint the sky.
It's too far away.
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Put Phil down.
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-Phil is also a scientist.
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So if he says this is happening,
it's happening.
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And if he says
we can survive this, we can.
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-Thank you, Guy.
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-Oh, we can
survive this alright,
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by going back to the one place
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where we've been safe
since the very beginning.
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-Please don't say a cave.
-A cave!
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-Grug, Phil just said the whole
planet is going to be gone.
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Pretty sure that includes caves.
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-Caves can survive anything!
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So, grab some supplies
and meet me at the kid cave!
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Here we go!
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-Ew. Ugh!
-HOPE: Phil,
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are you sure about this?
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-I've never been more sure
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about anything in my life.
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Uh, except marrying you,
of course.
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Oh, and having our
daughter Dawn, butit's a close third.
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-Nice save.
-DAWN: Dad,
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do you really think
we can live on the moon?
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-Absolutely. The moon is exactly
like Earth, only gray.
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-[sighs] We'll need to paint
everything. I need color!
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-And this is our best chance?
-It's our only chance.
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-I don't know which is gonna be
worse. The end of the world
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or talking your dad
into giving up on caves.
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THUNK: I don't get it.
How can thatlittle thing cause so much trouble?
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-It's not little. It just looks
little because it's so far away.
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But, as it gets closer,
the orb's gargantuan size
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and spectacular power
will become undeniable!
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-Wow. Sounds like something
worth seeing.
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-Indeed. Except for
the very ending.
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Now, while I ready the
Betterman Blast-Off for launch,
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I suggest all of you
make the most of today
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because it will be
your last day on Earth.
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But be back here by sundown to
board the Betterman Blast-Off.
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-That is a lot of B's.
-Here we go!
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-Wow, deciding what to do on
our last day here is gonna be tough.
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-Not for me. I'm watching
the end of the world on window!
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Here we go!
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-I have so many things
I wanna do,
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I don't even know
where to start!
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-Well, you better figure it out
while you still have the chance.
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I had a friend who made a list
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of the thingsshe always wanted to do,
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even if they were hardor scary, and she put itin a basket.
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But, there was alsoa raccobra in the basket,
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so she never finished the list
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or anything else.
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-That's great!
-EEP/DAWN: Hm?
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-Th-the basket list idea, not
what happened to your friend.
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I-I'm sure she was a warm,
wonderful, caring person.
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-No! She was as mean
as a raccobra!
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Well, almost as mean.
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-Okay! So, sounds like
we're making basket lists.
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-Good call. Here we go!
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-[kids laughing]
-Well, I'm going to spend my last day
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doing absolutely nothing
for a change.
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-Exactly what I was thinking.
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-Or we could go flopping
with the bullruses.
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-One last flop? You're on.
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-Come on, Gran and Sandy!
It's flopping time! -No can do!
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Sandy and I have some
unfinished business
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with the crowverines.
Here we go!
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-Guess it's just you and me,
Uggs.
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-Here we go!
-Right after I talk to Grug.
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[sighs] Here we go.
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-[Grug singing to himself]
-Grug?
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-Oh, good. You're here. How many
eggs do you think you can carry?
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'Cause we should put
all our eggs in one basket.
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-Yeah, about the cave...
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-I know.
It's going to be amazing!
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All of us in a cave
for the rest of our lives
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with nowhere else to go.
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-What more could you ask for?
-We're not doing the cave.
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-What do you mean?
-We're getting on Phil's invention,
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we're going to the moon,
and we're going to live there.
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-Oh, no, we're not!
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-Oh, yes, we are.
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-Ugga, if-if the Bettermans
wanna go live on the moon,
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and take Gran, oh,
a-and Guy, fine.
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But we're cave people.
We live in caves.
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-We werecave people.
But now, we're just people.
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People who will do whatever it
takes to survive, and that means going to the moon.
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So, maybe you should spend
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your last day here enjoying
time with your family
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instead of working on a cave.
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I'm going to flop
with the bullruses.
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-Come with me.
-I can't.
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Because I'm getting
the cave ready. For our family!
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-I need you to get on board
with getting on board. I'll see you at sundown.
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-You sure will!
If you're in the cave!
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Because that's where I'll be!
In the cave!
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So if you're in there,
you'll see me!
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In the cave!
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So, I'll see you in the cave?
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This is how we're gonna spend
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our last day here,
watching window.
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We're not going to be
out there doingstuff.
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We're going to be here,
watchingstuff.
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[whines]
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I mean, we coulddo
whatever we want.
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We could climb a mountain.
We could swim the ocean blue.
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We could gather a sampleof every living thing
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across this greatand vast land,
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and carry it with usto the moon,
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so life can endure up there
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on a whole new world.
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* *
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Thanks to us,generations from now,
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the moon will becomethe cradle of civilization.
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The future that was meantto rise here will rise there.
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And though no onewill know our names,
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our legacy will be eternal.
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But we're not doing any of that.
We're just sitting here, watching,
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and I wouldn't have it
any other way.
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I am completely
and totally at peace.
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Wait! No, I'm not!
I'm not at peace at all!
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-[screams]
-[confused grunt]
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Hoo! Now, I'm at peace.
Bug nugget?
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-Tell me I'm not gonna
be in a cave.
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I'll be in a cave if I wanna be
in a cave. The thing about caves, Chunky,
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is no one wants to be in them
until they need to be.
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-And then, they love them!
-[growls]
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Unless they hate the dark
or being damp
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or not having fresh air
or fungus.
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-[growls]
-And we're here!
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[sniffing] Mm, you smell that,
Chunky?
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That's cave.
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[sniffs] Mm, no smell like it
in the world!
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[coughing] Yeah.
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[raspy]
Sweet, sweet cave.
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-[coughing]
-[Chunky sniffs]
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[gasps]
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What on flat Earth happened
here? You see, Chunky?
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See, this is why kids
can't be trusted with caves.
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They have no cave respect!
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I guess you and I
have to clean this mess up.
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Here we go!
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Woo! Cleaning the cave!
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-This is on my basket list
because I've always wanted to fly like an eelgle!
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And feather gliding
is as close as it gets.
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-Yup! Hard to believe
the only thing
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keeping us in the air
will be a few feathers.
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-A fewfeathers...
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[foreboding music]
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-Let's fly!
-Yeah. [nervous laugh] Uh...
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Just as... soon as
the wind dies down!
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-Wind? What wind?
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-[nervous]
Oh, y-you don't feel that? Wow!
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Ah! It's like a-a typhoon!
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-Or a Guy-phoon.
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Ladies, your wingmanis here.
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Guy is ready to fly.
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-[nervous]
So am I!
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That's why I'm so sad
we have to call it off.
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-Call it off? Why?
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-Because of the wind.
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-What wind?
-[quiet hawk screech]
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-The wind Dawn's feeling
that's so strong,
241
00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:09,570
she doesn't feel it's safe
to do her basket list right now.
242
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,029
Don't you feel thatwind,
Guy-boy?
243
00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:15,740
-Oh... Yeah, thatwind.
244
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,782
Totally feel it. Very gusty.
245
00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,616
Not safe at all
for feather gliding.
246
00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:22,791
-I know, right? So, let's move
on to Eep's basket list.
247
00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:24,421
Here we go!
248
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:27,127
-Thanks, Guy-boy. [kiss]
-Hey, I'm your wingman.
249
00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,378
Just making sure everyone's
last day here is their best day.
250
00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:32,721
-Yeah, and it's time
for my best day. -[howling]
251
00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:35,837
-Right behind you! Just need
to take these feathers off.
252
00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:39,135
-[wind blows]
-Whoa! I-it is a little windy.
253
00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,520
Whoa!
254
00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,137
-[wind blows]
-Ah!
255
00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:45,653
[laughs] I'm doing it!
I'm flying!
256
00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:47,477
-Woo-hoo! Whoa!
-[screech]
257
00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:49,862
Missed me! [laughs]
258
00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:52,649
-So, is Grug coming to the moon?
259
00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:55,784
-He doesn't want to, but he is,
and he'll come around
260
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,742
-eventually because he has to.
-You know,
261
00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:59,742
it wouldn't be allbad
262
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,044
-if he stayed here.
-Yes, it would!
263
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:04,158
Because I love him,
and I can't live without him.
264
00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,995
Just like you can't live
without Phil.
265
00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:08,291
-Live without Phil...
-Hope!
266
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,835
-No, no! You're right.
I love Phil.
267
00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:12,169
He's the best! Anyway,
268
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,593
we're almost there, so...
269
00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,511
here we go!
270
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,010
[sighs]
271
00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:20,142
-Ah! Cold, dark, empty.
272
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,310
-Now, that'sa cave.
-PHIL: Grug!
273
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,929
Are you in here?
Ah, there you are.
274
00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:27,806
-No need to beg, Phil.
Everyone's welcome in the cave
275
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,274
'cause that's how caves work.
276
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:32,614
-Oh, you poor, misguided cretin.
I'm not here to beg.
277
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,440
I'm here to borrow
the farm's beast of burden.
278
00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:37,196
-Me?
-No. The otherbeast of burden.
279
00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:39,950
[sighs] Chunky!
280
00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:41,701
I need his utilitarian bulk
281
00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:44,083
to raise the Betterman Blast-Off
into launch position.
282
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,170
-Be my guest.
And when your dumb plan fails,
283
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,667
I'll be here, in the cave,
284
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:53,419
-waiting to tell you
I told you so. -No, you won't
285
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:57,093
-because there won't be
a here here. -Uh, I don't understand.
286
00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,223
-Of course you don't because
you're an evolutionary dead-end
287
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:03,521
whose long-overdue demise will
be sealed by your own stupidity.
288
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,716
-You think I'm stupid?
289
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,556
-With every fiber of my being.
290
00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,231
-I'll show you stupid!
291
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,021
[Phil yelps]
292
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,614
-[crumbling]
-[screaming]
293
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:18,034
-[sighs] Mission accomplished.
294
00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:20,073
[screeching]
295
00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:22,235
[Gran screaming]
296
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:24,663
-Our flanking maneuver worked,
Sandy!
297
00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,413
They've got nowhere to go!
298
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:27,624
[screeching]
299
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:31,134
[Gran yelling]
300
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,247
Ah!
301
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:33,713
-Where'd they go?
-[growls]
302
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,133
[screaming]
303
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:37,844
Clever crow.
304
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:40,432
-Okay, Dawn, the trick
to lava diving
305
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,218
is to get as close to the lava
as you can.
306
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,892
At least I think
that's the trick.
307
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,100
I've never done this before.
That's why it's on my basket list.
308
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:48,311
-And what happens
if we touch the lava?
309
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:50,768
[hiss]
310
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,562
-Uh, that.
311
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,015
-Oh! I see.
312
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,895
-I guess it's pretty hot
down there.
313
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,652
-Really hot.
-Makes sense.
314
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,284
-Lava is really hot.
-So hot.
315
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,240
-And, do we really wanna
spend our last day being hot?
316
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,492
-Not thathot. [laughs]
317
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:06,453
-Right. So, let's do
Guy's basket list.
318
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,254
-Great idea! [laughs]
319
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,288
-Where is Guy?
-I'm sure he's around here somewhere.
320
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,958
[screaming, grunt]
321
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,963
-Woo! That was a close one!
322
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,215
An eelgle almost got me and--
Whoa!
323
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,637
[screaming]
324
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,717
That was a close one, too!
325
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:25,813
-[screech]
-Wow!
326
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:28,017
Missed again! [laughs]
327
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,391
[both laughing]
328
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:39,316
[laughter, cheering continue]
329
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:44,491
[laughing, cheering]
330
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:47,412
-HOPE: [sighs] Guess they're all
flopped out. -UGGA: So am I.
331
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:50,872
Oh, that was the perfect way
to spend our last day on Earth.
332
00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:53,504
-[sighs] Couldn't agree more.
333
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:56,041
-But I feel bad about
how I left things with Grug.
334
00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:59,546
He really believes in caves, and
I could have been more understanding.
335
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:02,429
-And I feel bad that
I'm out here enjoying myself
336
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:06,007
while Phil's back there
building a way out of this.
337
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:08,144
-So we should go back.
-Right now.
338
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,891
Here we go!
339
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,023
[yelling, grunting]
340
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,100
-How much longer?
341
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:15,154
-Well, if I keep
punching like this,
342
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,938
shouldn't be more than
a few days.
343
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,361
-What? Grug, we have to
get out of here now!
344
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:22,150
-Now? That's not gonna happen!
But where's the fire?
345
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,655
We're in a cave!
It's the safest place on Earth.
346
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:28,738
-Grug! After sundown,
there won't bean Earth!
347
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:29,985
Don't you understand?
348
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,956
-Not at all.
-Then let me explain it in a way
349
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,576
even yourprimitive mind
can grasp.
350
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:37,964
-Thisis Earth.
- No.That's a leaf.
351
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:40,213
-It's Earth.
-Okay, fine.
352
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:41,335
Still looks like a leaf to me.
353
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,381
PHIL:
This is the orb.
354
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:46,385
Thatis a torch.
-PHIL: It's the orb!
355
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:49,928
And when the orb
lands on Earth... Boom!
356
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:53,103
-Ah! Earth go boom?
-Earth go boom.
357
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:55,313
-Why didn't you say that?
My family's out there!
358
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:56,483
We gotta get out of here
359
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:57,731
so you can take us to the moon!
360
00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:00,192
[grunting]
361
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,783
-Finally! You understand!
362
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:04,698
-Hey, w-we'll still come back
here and visit, right?
363
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,238
[groans]
364
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,501
I climbed mountains,
I swam the ocean blue,
365
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:17,829
but one place I didn't go
was here.
366
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,456
[echoing]
Nameless Chasm.
367
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,842
A chasm so mysterious,
it doesn't even have a name.
368
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,380
-But, it does have a name.
-No, it doesn't.
369
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,013
-Yes, it does.
Its name is Nameless Chasm.
370
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:28,051
[gasps]
371
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,104
-Boom! Mind blown!
372
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:33,428
EEP: I don't think I've ever
seen such complete and total darkness!
373
00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:35,555
-Yeah! You can't see a thing!
374
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,692
I mean, anything could be
in there.
375
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:40,019
-What if it's a lost village
of legendary warriors,
376
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,895
and to reward us
for finding them,
377
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,491
they'll share their ancient
warrior secrets and make us their rulers?!
378
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,567
- Andthey have really
soft pillows.
379
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,243
-Think bigger, Dawn!
-Okay!
380
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,201
-Really soft, big pillows?
-EEP: Let's start over.
381
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,082
* *
382
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,909
MYSTERIOUS WHISPER:
Guy...
383
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:59,535
-Yes?
-MYSTERIOUS WHISPER: We have games...
384
00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:02,207
-Games? I do like games.
385
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:06,343
MYSTERIOUS WHISPER:
Come play with us...
386
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,223
-Okay... You guys hear that?
387
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:09,759
-Hear what?
-That voice.
388
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:10,893
-I didn't hear a voice.
389
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,219
-Well, I did! It said my name.
390
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,643
-Ah, it was probably just
an echo. Let's do this.
391
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:17,643
-Big soft pillows, here we come!
Woo!
392
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:19,936
-Oh! I just remembered
the chasm's closed.
393
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,689
-What?
-Yep. Closed.
394
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:24,071
So, let's move on
to the next basket list.
395
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:25,399
-There isn't one.
-Wait, really?
396
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,403
We finished all
our basket lists?
397
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:30,065
-No. We haven't done
any of them. -GUY: You haven't.
398
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:34,285
-But I have, and there's
a reason these things are on our basket lists.
399
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,157
If they were easy,
we would have done them already.
400
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:39,294
-Can't believe we spent our last
day here notdoing the things
401
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,252
-we always wanted to do.
-Can't we just do them now?
402
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:42,672
-Yes, if we hurry.
403
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:46,261
So, no more stalling and no more
excuses. Let's do this!
404
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:49,217
-Yeah! Let's crush this chasm!
-GUY: Uh...
405
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,639
Maybe we do the chasm last.
406
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,217
-But we're right here.
-GUY: Yeah,
407
00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:55,103
but feels like
we should build to this.
408
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:56,730
Plus, there are games in there.
409
00:16:56,766 --> 00:17:00,686
-Big soft pillows andgames?
Yes! -You want it?
410
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:02,479
You got it.
411
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,072
How do you know there
are games in the chasm?
412
00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:05,727
GUY:
I just know.
413
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,735
[Dawn laughing]
414
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:10,317
[Eep laughing]
415
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,993
[Guy laughing]
416
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,952
* *
417
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:20,286
-[bird cawing]
-I don't see what the big deal is.
418
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:21,581
-This is nice!
-Yeah.
419
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,094
-It should be called Nice Chasm.
-Wait for it.
420
00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:26,377
MYSTERIOUS WHISPER:
Welcome...
421
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,511
-There it is.
-[crumbling, all scream]
422
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,550
[snarling]
423
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:34,142
[Gran and Sandy yelling]
424
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:36,599
-It's been quite a ride,
crowverines.
425
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,769
We've had more scuffles
than I can count,
426
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:41,808
but the time has come
for us to settle this
427
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:44,153
once and for all.
428
00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:45,269
[frightened snarling]
429
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:46,935
[grumbles]
430
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,323
[Sandy growls]
431
00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:51,741
-[sighs]
-[crowverines grumble]
432
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:54,570
-[Eep and Dawn laugh]
-These games are a blast!
433
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:57,786
-I don't wanna talk about it.
-And these pillows are so soft!
434
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,657
-I said, I don't wanna
talk about it.
435
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:02,004
-Guy-baby, it wasn't thatbad.
436
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,500
-We are never gonna
talk about it. Ever. Okay?
437
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,422
-Yeah, sure. Whatever you want.
438
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:10,165
-Do you want
to try my game, Guy? -No!
439
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:13,175
Actually, yes. I-I have no idea
what to do with this hoop.
440
00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:15,718
THUNK:
Whoa. Phil wasn't lying.
441
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:19,522
That thing got a lot bigger
anda lot brighter.
442
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,347
I've gotto see how this ends,
443
00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:23,693
so I'm not going anywhere.
444
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:26,938
Oh! We're out of banana chips.
Be right back.
445
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,401
-Well, this isn't good
446
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:31,281
or surprising. Grug? Honey?
447
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,489
-[muffled] Are you in there?
-Ugga!
448
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:34,699
Hey! How's it going?
449
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:37,619
-Okay. Are you,
uh, trapped in the cave?
450
00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:40,289
-Trapped?
W-what makes you say that?
451
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,658
-Um, the rocks blocking
the entrance?
452
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:45,706
-No! Those are, uh, door rocks!
453
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,500
It's a door, but with rocks.
454
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:49,094
-Stand aside, you imbecile!
455
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,549
Ugga! Is that you?
456
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,468
It's me! Phil Betterman!
457
00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:53,927
[muffled]
We're trapped inside this cave!
458
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:56,507
-Yes, Phil. I know.
-Have you seen Phil?
459
00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:58,103
I just checked his lab,
but he's not there.
460
00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,468
* *
461
00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:02,394
-Of course. Phil, get out
of that cave right now!
462
00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:05,404
-I'd love to, dear!
But, as you can see,
463
00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:07,017
we have a bit
of a rock problem!
464
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:10,323
-It's not a rock problem.
It's a rock door.
465
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,398
-No, it's not! Doors open!
466
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:13,574
-Do they, Phil?
-Yes!
467
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,161
-I don't care what it is.
468
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:16,776
You get out of there right now,
469
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,953
and get us off this world
before it's too late!
470
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:21,372
-Working on it, dear!
Work on it, Grug.
471
00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:22,911
[grunting]
472
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,914
-[muffled grunting]
-They need a hand.
473
00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:27,036
-Of course, they do.
They're helpless without us.
474
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,253
[muffled grunting, punching]
475
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:29,963
[straining]
476
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,213
-Yes! I did it.
477
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:35,505
-Great. Now, do it a bunch
more times and a lot faster.
478
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:36,970
-Boulder tossing?
-Wow!
479
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:39,600
It wasn't on any of our
basket lists, but I'm in!
480
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:42,557
-No. Your brilliant fathers
are stuck in this cave.
481
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,559
We need to get them out
before that orb arrives.
482
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,521
-We can do that!
We don't even need a reason!
483
00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:48,521
But we have a reason,
so even better!
484
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:49,863
-[all grunting]
-EEP: You know,
485
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,728
this is just like when we were
in the chasm and--
486
00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:54,065
-We don't talk about the chasm!
487
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,150
[grunting]
488
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:56,815
PHIL:
Salvation!
489
00:19:57,322 --> 00:20:00,282
* *
490
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:02,075
[all grunting]
491
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:07,170
-The Betterman Blast-Off
is ready to blast off,
492
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,077
and the orb approaches.
493
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:12,125
There's no time to lose.
We need to board and launch now!
494
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,920
So, grab a seat! Wait.
495
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,923
Is everyone here?
496
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,255
Gah! Who are you?
497
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,800
-That's Malachi. He's coming
to the moon with us.
498
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,684
-No, he's not! There's no room!
499
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,721
-Sorry, Malachi. Tough break.
500
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,305
[growls]
501
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:26,640
So much for that truce.
502
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,095
-So, who's missing?
503
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,734
ALL:
Thunk!
504
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:31,975
-Ah!
505
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:33,653
PHIL [amplified]: Make sureyour seat vines are secure,
506
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:35,942
and if you didn't usethe outhouse, it's too late.
507
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:37,735
You'll just have to hold ituntil we reach the moon.
508
00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:41,029
-Phil! We're right here!
You don't need that shell!
509
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:44,164
-Don't leave, don't leave,
don't leave! Hoo! We made it.
510
00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:46,962
-Congratulations on doing
the bare minimum.
511
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,616
Now, get on board!
The moon awaits.
512
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,825
-I call front seat.
-No! That's where Hope and I are sitting.
513
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,955
-Ooh, that's gonna be
a deal-breaker.
514
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:55,013
If I'm not in front,
I get rocket-sick.
515
00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:58,296
-How would you know that?
I just invented this!
516
00:20:58,341 --> 00:20:59,511
Ah! Fine.
517
00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,011
-You can have Hope's seat.
-Phil!
518
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,932
-Actually, I'm gonna need
both of them.
519
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:05,721
One for me. One for
my emotional support Doug.
520
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,555
-Fine. Hope and I
will sit in the second row.
521
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,811
-Ooh, Dawn and I already
called second row.
522
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:12,524
-Yeah. We want a good view
of the moon.
523
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:14,154
-Third row it is.
-Sorry, Phil.
524
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,190
-Grug and I are sitting there.
-No, we're not!
525
00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:18,404
-Fine! I'll sit in the back!
526
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,895
-Honestly, I don't care
where I sit,
527
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,736
as long as it's in the back,
and not next to Guy or you.
528
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,242
No offense, Phil.
I just don't like you. Or Guy.
529
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:26,745
-[crank, rumbling]
-Hm?
530
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:27,996
Ooh! What's that?
531
00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:30,538
-That is the Betterman
Blast-Off!
532
00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:34,292
And thanks to you,
it's blasting off without us!
533
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:35,586
Take cover!
534
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:40,048
-[all screaming]
-Grug,
535
00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:42,721
do you understand
what you've done?
536
00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:45,011
-Not at all.
-You've stranded us all!
537
00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,965
* *
538
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:49,635
[all scream]
539
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,980
-Or he saved us all.
-For now.
540
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:55,401
But that thing's almost here!
What do we do?
541
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,690
-It pains me to no end
to say this,
542
00:21:57,734 --> 00:22:00,284
but I'm afraid Grug was right.
543
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,610
-Yes! It's cave time, baby!
544
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,985
[all cheering]
545
00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:07,664
[rumbling]
546
00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:10,832
[all panting]
547
00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:12,672
-[rumbling]
-We're almost there!
548
00:22:12,707 --> 00:22:14,377
We're gonna make it!
549
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:17,917
[slow motion yelling]
550
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,802
[all scream]
551
00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:25,798
[Sandy panting]
552
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,255
DAWN: That's the thing we were
worried about?
553
00:22:28,306 --> 00:22:30,806
-Huh. I thought it was bigger.
Guess I forgot to carry the one.
554
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:33,100
-You forgot to
carry the one, Phil?!
555
00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:34,774
-Whoa. What is that?
556
00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:37,153
-I think you mean whois that?
557
00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:41,704
-So when are we going
to the moon?
558
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:45,664
* *
559
00:22:45,714 --> 00:22:50,264
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