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Check it out, people.
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The lair of Wraith,
notorious bounty hunter.
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- I am Groot.
- Got that right, bud.
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I heard he's got some of the best
boom in the galaxy stashed here.
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And since he just got arrested,
it's only a matter of time
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before the wrong folks
loot his hideout.
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Ah, as we are looting it now.
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Eh, but we're the
right folks, Drax.
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Any weapons we find go straight
to Nova Corps for safekeeping.
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Eh, minus 15 percent
for expenses.
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It doesn't bother you we haven't
encountered any defenses
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in the lair of a villain
who's all about weapons?
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Specifically
shape-shifting weapons.
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Seriously, Rocket? I mean,
did you lead us to the lair
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of Wraith the Bounty Hunter,
or Wraith the Accountant?
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I don't know. He's supposed to
be some type of super-assassin.
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I guess he likes his
digs less super.
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There were weapons.
We're too late.
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The nerve of some people, clearing
out the place before we could!
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Now, in my experience,
people never leave
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the good stuff in plain view.
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Ha-ha!
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Wait. This isn't... It can't be.
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- Tactigon.
- What's a Tactigon?
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Oh, it's just one of the most
powerful weapons in the galaxy.
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My personal Pinnacle of Boom!
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It automatically identifies the weakness
of the enemy of whoever wields it,
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then transforms into the weapon
that'll destroy that enemy.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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No way your sausage fingers
can evade those lasers.
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Drax the Destroyer
does not evade lasers.
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Lasers evade Drax the Destroyer.
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I am Groot!
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Definitely not Wraith
the Accountant.
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Aw, krutack.
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Use the Tactigon!
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It's a blaster. Just point
it and shoot something!
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Eat Tactigon!
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Okay, I don't think it works.
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Figure it out later.
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I'll make a door.
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Groot, open it.
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I am Groot!
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He cuts back, avoids a tackle!
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Oh, what a move!
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He could go all the way!
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♪♪ Touchdown Guardians!
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Go, Quill! Go, Quill!
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- Our ship has already touched down.
- That's not what I...
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Anyway, point is, we scored, and
everything turned out perfectly. Huh?
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Think again.
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I've put together enough bombs to
know a countdown when I see one.
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Wraith must have booby-trapped
it to self-destruct
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if anyone but him
tried to use it.
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- Then I will destroy it.
- No!
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This is an Omega-level weapon.
If its power is unleashed...
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It'll take out half the galaxy.
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So disarm it already.
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Ugh!
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Definitely booby-trapped.
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And I can't read the clock, so
I don't know how long we got.
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This thing could
detonate at any time!
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Time. That's it. If we can't stop
the countdown in the weapon,
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we'll stop time around the
weapon so it'll never explode.
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We'd need a Temporal Stasis Field
to do that. We don't have one.
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No. But I know who does.
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Wanna run that by me
one more time, Quill?
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It's really simple, Dey. We're
just gonna swing by Nova Corps HQ
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and drop off this thing that, you
know, could blow up the universe.
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Uh-huh. Nice try, Quill.
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But as you can see
from my new hairdo,
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I'm very aware of
what day it is.
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Oh! Who got you?
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Oh, you should see the
look on your face!
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Uh-huh. Better
pranking next year.
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No. Wait, wait, wait! We got...
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What did Dey mean by "pranking"?
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It's not important right now.
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Peter Quill, you know
you're forbidden on Xandar
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during the Feast of the
Three Grinning Moons.
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Set foot on this
planet for any reason,
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and you'll be thrown
out of orbit so fast
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your jet boots will spin.
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Am I clear?
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Oh, Nova Prime, someone
got you so good!
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You should see the look
on your face right now.
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What the flarg is the Feast
of the Three Grinning Moons?
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Yeah. That. Okay. Um...
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So, every year, Xandar has a festival when
the planet's moons all form, well, smiles.
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And to celebrate, there's
a party across the planet
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where everyone pranks and
plays jokes on each other.
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Back in the day, when I
was still a Ravager,
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me and Yondu were the best
there was at pranking.
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Actually, I taught Yondu
everything he knows.
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- Yeah, boyo.
- Man!
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So Nova Prime banished
you over a mustache?
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I know, right? Just a
total overreaction.
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We need Nova's
Temporal Stasis Field
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to stop this thing
from blowing up,
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so you better hope they're
in a forgiving mood.
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Nova Tower Control to Milano.
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Your landing permit
has been suspended.
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Turn away immediately, or
you will be fired upon.
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Corpsman, you do not understand the danger.
We are running out of time.
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Can't you give a break to the guys
who saved your entire planet?
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The law is the law, Quill.
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Xandar's defenses now
register your vessel
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as an enemy ship for the
duration of the Feast.
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I suggest you return
after it's over.
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Okay.
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Definitely not a forgiving mood.
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Whoa! Dey, wait!
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Come on. Tell your
defenses to cease fire.
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See, that's the thing
about automated defenses.
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They're automated. I don't have
to tell them to do anything.
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You might wanna take
the hint, Quill.
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We really don't
want you on Xandar
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during the Feast of the
Three Grinning Moons.
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Well, too bad, Dey, 'cause this is
a Code Double-Secret Emergency,
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which clearly supersedes
your banishing of me.
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That's not a thing, Quill.
You just made that up.
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I... Nuh-uh.
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Quill, you're aware
if we blow up,
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so does the Tactigon and, by
extension, half the galaxy?
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I agree. And I propose
a new strategy.
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I will take the controls.
The lasers will evade me.
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You don't get the concept
of lasers, do you?
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So how about a concept
of getting past them?
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No problem. Got a
spare ship on ya?
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What are you talking about?
We got five of them.
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Maybe the pods won't
register as enemy ships.
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They're still shooting
at us, Quill.
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But now we're much
smaller targets.
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Small enough to get
through the defense grid.
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Ha-ha! We're in!
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Here comes the welcome wagon.
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Drax will welcome them
with much destruction.
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No, no, no, no, no.
This is good.
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If they arrest us, they
have to process us,
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and that means
confiscating the Tactigon
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and sticking it safely in
their Temporal Stasis Field.
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Nice try, Quill, but
you're not landing.
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Starblasters, escort those
pods back into orbit.
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Wait. No. Arrest us!
Ple... Please?
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Fine. Let a pro handle this.
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Right. That's it.
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Hey!
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I want that guy's name
and badge number!
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And an address where I can
send him a ticking package.
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Yeah. And speaking of ticking
packages, we're halfway there.
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Don't worry. I'll work the Quill
charm on whoever's in charge.
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Will you now, Quill?
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Corpsman Dey! Hi. I, for
one, am glad to see you.
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Remember that object I told you
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we were bringing over that's
gonna blow up the galaxy?
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Well, that's it! It's... That's
the one and only Tactigon!
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The Tactigon?
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Corpsman, we need to get this into the
Temporal Stasis Field right away!
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Uh, nah. Just kidding.
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Hmm.
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Seriously, Quill,
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you think we're gonna
fall for that lame gag?
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I expect more from you.
Especially after your last prank.
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What, the mustache
on Nova Prime thing?
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You told them that was the prank
that got you banned from the Feast?
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Transport them to
their ship in orbit.
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But... But the Tactigon!
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And make sure they take that
obviously fake Tactigon with them.
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What? No, no, no, no, no!
Wait! Dey, listen!
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Not listening.
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I am Groot!
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Yeah, I can't believe the
galaxy is gonna be destroyed
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because of some
stupid prank neither.
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I believe it. Quill is involved.
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Quill, confess the true
nature of your prank
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that has caused us so
many complications.
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Fine.
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Every year, the Feast
of the Grinning Moons
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crowns a Prankster King.
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Me and Yondu were always
competing for the title,
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and, you know, one of our
pranks got out of hand.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh, come on. The Kree
Supreme Intelligence
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looked like a big punch bowl.
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It's hilarious. They... They
did not think so at all.
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Nearly causing an
intergalactic war?
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Yeah, uh, that'll
get you banned.
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I can see now why Nova Corps believes
you are here to prank them again.
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So we'll use it
to our advantage.
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- If Rocket ever gets us out...
- I'm out.
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I disabled the
locks a while ago.
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Yeah. I was actually
interested in Quill's story.
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Will you stop wasting time
with the truth and listen up?
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We go back to Nova Corps HQ, and I
prank them, just like they expect.
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So while they chase me around...
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We break in and get Tactigon
into the Temporal Stasis Field.
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Why would all the Nova
Corps chase just one man?
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Oh, I'm not just one man.
I'm the Prankster King.
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I'm gonna hit the ladies' room.
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That was quick. Wha...
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- ♪ Get your motor runnin' ♪
- Do you always carry such
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curious weaponry on your person?
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- I am the Prankster King.
- ♪ Lookin' for adventure ♪
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♪ And whatever comes our way ♪
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♪ Yeah, darlin', go
make it happen ♪
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♪ Take the world in
a love embrace ♪
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- ♪ Fire all of your guns at once ♪
- Huh?
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♪ And explode into space ♪
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Huh?
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♪ Heavy metal thunder ♪
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- I am Groot.
- ♪ Racin' with the wind ♪
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- For pranking! For glory!
- ♪ And the feelin' that I'm under ♪
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♪ Yeah, darlin', go
make it happen ♪
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Quill...
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All units, he's back!
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Repeat: The Prankster
King is back!
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Yoo-hoo!
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Neener-neener!
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Oh, that's right.
Uh-huh, that's right.
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I T.P.'d your Starblaster. What
are you gonna do about it?
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What are you gonna do? Oh, look!
Another Starblaster!
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Whatever shall I do with
all this toilet paper?
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I'm picking up an unidentified
blockage in Air Shaft 7-B.
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- Moving to investigate.
- Negative that, Corpsman.
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We have exploding toilets
on Level One-Niner.
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All units deploy, stat!
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These guys really got it in for Quill.
I like 'em.
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Hey! Stop right there!
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Oh, you should see the
look on your face...
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I'm gonna put you where you
can't make any more trouble.
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You took us to the
prisoner level?
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Relax.
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This terminal should give us an idea where
they keep the Temporal thingamajig.
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Wraith! What are you doing here?
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He was arrested. That is why we
were able to loot his hide...
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Slipped out of my cell while the guards
were chasing some fool prankster.
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00:14:47,616 --> 00:14:50,116
Question is, what
are you doing here?
239
00:14:50,118 --> 00:14:55,021
You gotta believe me. We stole that
crazy weapon from Wraith's hideout!
240
00:14:56,624 --> 00:14:59,592
I heard a rumor somebody
looted my lair.
241
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:01,761
Now I know who.
242
00:15:01,763 --> 00:15:03,596
So what are you
gonna do about it?
243
00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,598
We're armed. You ain't.
244
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,668
Hit the armory
before I came here.
245
00:15:09,603 --> 00:15:11,971
Now I'm gonna hit you.
246
00:15:16,043 --> 00:15:18,711
I am Groot!
247
00:15:20,256 --> 00:15:22,215
I am Groot.
248
00:15:22,217 --> 00:15:24,651
It'll grow back! Which
beats burnin' to a crisp!
249
00:15:24,653 --> 00:15:27,763
Wait! Drax, that's
the main console!
250
00:15:34,295 --> 00:15:36,629
Was it important?
251
00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:38,798
Only if you want the
other inmates locked up.
252
00:15:42,837 --> 00:15:47,440
Now, you're gonna tell me where you
hid the weapons you stole from me.
253
00:15:47,442 --> 00:15:50,276
You want weapons?
I'll show ya weapons!
254
00:15:55,850 --> 00:15:58,351
You gotta believe me, Dey.
255
00:16:00,288 --> 00:16:02,870
I'm not pranking you! Whoa!
256
00:16:05,626 --> 00:16:06,926
Uh-huh.
257
00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:12,999
And it looks like I'm gonna
get a chance to prove it.
258
00:16:13,001 --> 00:16:14,934
Hiya, boyo.
259
00:16:21,776 --> 00:16:24,277
- Aah!
- Thanks.
260
00:16:24,279 --> 00:16:26,707
Sure. Can I have my weapon back?
261
00:16:30,217 --> 00:16:33,286
Timed that perfect...
262
00:16:33,288 --> 00:16:35,688
They hate it when you
tap on the glass.
263
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:40,030
Prisoners of Cellblock 261, return
to your enclosures immediately.
264
00:16:40,031 --> 00:16:42,711
And why would we do that?
265
00:16:43,298 --> 00:16:46,019
When we outnumber you?
266
00:16:49,826 --> 00:16:51,485
Whoa. Dey!
267
00:16:58,212 --> 00:17:01,714
This jailbreak another prank, Quill?
'Cause I'm not laughing.
268
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:03,983
I had nothing to do
with it, I swear.
269
00:17:03,985 --> 00:17:05,718
Uh, guys?
270
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,520
We got more pressing matters.
271
00:17:09,691 --> 00:17:11,691
Oh, brilliant. You
guys found Wraith
272
00:17:11,693 --> 00:17:13,726
and asked him how to disable
the Tactigon, right?
273
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:17,063
Actually, we never had the chance
to obtain that information.
274
00:17:17,065 --> 00:17:20,366
Wait. Are you saying
the Tactigon is real?
275
00:17:20,368 --> 00:17:22,101
Please, just trust me.
276
00:17:22,103 --> 00:17:24,663
Get this thing in the
Temporal Stasis Field.
277
00:17:26,207 --> 00:17:31,711
I'll do it. If and only if you
apologize for your last big prank.
278
00:17:31,713 --> 00:17:35,548
The one that got you banned for
life from Xandar during the Feast.
279
00:17:35,550 --> 00:17:38,418
The one that got you
named "Prankster King."
280
00:17:39,068 --> 00:17:40,191
Let me guess.
281
00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:44,329
It wasn't when you turned the Supreme
Intelligence's tank into a punch bowl.
282
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:47,527
Okay. Look, it was
a few years back
283
00:17:47,529 --> 00:17:49,929
at the Feast of the
Four Grinning Moons...
284
00:17:49,931 --> 00:17:53,132
Wait. Four grinning moons?
285
00:17:53,134 --> 00:17:56,536
So, anyway, I thought, wouldn't
it be great if we could celebrate
286
00:17:56,538 --> 00:17:58,671
the Feast of the Grinning
Moons every day?
287
00:18:07,549 --> 00:18:09,949
And now for the finale.
288
00:18:17,891 --> 00:18:20,893
Okay, that's bad.
289
00:18:25,233 --> 00:18:27,242
You blew up the...
290
00:18:28,269 --> 00:18:32,772
So... So... So you actually
blew up the fourth moon!
291
00:18:37,001 --> 00:18:38,644
I'm sorry, okay? I'm
really, really,
292
00:18:38,646 --> 00:18:40,847
really, really, really,
really, really sorry.
293
00:18:40,849 --> 00:18:43,516
Okay, Quill. I believe you now.
294
00:18:43,518 --> 00:18:47,019
And I believe this
thing's about to blow,
295
00:18:47,021 --> 00:18:50,122
along with Xandar and half
the krutackin' galaxy!
296
00:18:50,124 --> 00:18:53,326
I just hope we can freeze it in the
time loop before it's too late.
297
00:18:53,328 --> 00:18:55,557
Stasis Field's in the vault! Go!
298
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:04,837
Now, you're gonna tell me where you
hid the weapons you stole from me.
299
00:19:04,939 --> 00:19:07,106
Wraith! Just the guy
we're looking for!
300
00:19:07,108 --> 00:19:09,568
Quick, tell us how to
shut down the Tactigon.
301
00:19:09,569 --> 00:19:11,711
No idea what you're
talking about.
302
00:19:13,114 --> 00:19:15,147
I am Groot.
303
00:19:17,719 --> 00:19:20,186
I am Groot!
304
00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:24,557
Seriously? Tactigon?
305
00:19:24,559 --> 00:19:27,994
Omega-level weapon that can wipe out the
galaxy? Any of this ringing a bell?
306
00:19:35,068 --> 00:19:37,069
Aah!
307
00:19:37,071 --> 00:19:39,972
Shut down the Tactigon,
or I shut you down!
308
00:19:48,148 --> 00:19:50,816
All right, Wraith.
Time to cool off.
309
00:19:54,121 --> 00:19:59,492
Uh, Quill, how is he supposed to stop
the countdown from inside an ice cube?
310
00:19:59,494 --> 00:20:00,960
Oh, right.
311
00:20:03,297 --> 00:20:06,632
Oh, man! Right on
the one-yard line!
312
00:20:28,155 --> 00:20:29,789
Poison gas?
313
00:20:33,027 --> 00:20:35,728
It's not reading as toxic.
314
00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:40,566
Hello, boyo. Happy Feast of
the Three Grinning Moons.
315
00:20:40,568 --> 00:20:44,670
Hope you liked that ultimate stink-i-fier
I planted in Wraith's hideout.
316
00:20:44,672 --> 00:20:48,207
Better luck next year,
'cause as of now,
317
00:20:48,209 --> 00:20:51,269
I am the Prankster King!
318
00:20:52,019 --> 00:20:55,147
Huh! Okay, that was pretty good.
319
00:20:55,149 --> 00:20:59,251
What? What... The smell isn't that
bad, assuming you came prepared.
320
00:20:59,253 --> 00:21:02,254
And, as I am still forbidden to
be on Xandar during the Feast,
321
00:21:02,256 --> 00:21:05,375
Corpsman Dey, you can do your
job and kick us off the planet.
322
00:21:05,376 --> 00:21:08,928
As you apologized, I have
decided to pardon you,
323
00:21:08,930 --> 00:21:11,530
which means you and your
crew are going to stay
324
00:21:11,532 --> 00:21:13,532
and enjoy the
sights, the sounds,
325
00:21:13,534 --> 00:21:17,036
and especially the
smells of the Feast.
326
00:21:17,038 --> 00:21:20,673
I'll return this after
the celebration is over.
327
00:21:20,675 --> 00:21:22,374
Quill, you...
328
00:21:22,376 --> 00:21:25,678
you really oughta see
the look on your face!
329
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:30,449
Yeah, especially after
we're done clobbering it!
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