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(police sirens wailing)
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- Oh news.
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I'll soon have the flat back to myself.
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- Oh, your chucking Spencer out?
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- I didn't need to.
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I told him to get a job or go home
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and I know you shouldn't
say this about your own son
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but he's too stupid to get a job.
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- Yeah, you're right.
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The kid's are waste man.
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- Why not just be honest with him?
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- 'Cause he's shady, Leon.
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I already told her to
just be straight with him
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and tell him get out
my life you dusty you.
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- He's right.
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- I don't want him out my
life, just out my flat.
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I want to date again.
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Time for Wendy to get some
vitamin E in her life.
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- What?
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- She means vitamin D, disgusting.
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- Ah, EMS are here.
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I'll go and direct them.
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- So you have to hear old
lady talk about sex, bruv.
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Got enough on your plate but
listen, you're gonna be okay.
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Best in the business, mate.
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Best in the business.
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(bright music)
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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- Morning.
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♪ Yeah. ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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- Jo hi, Spencer Bell.
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Wendy's son.
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- What are you doing in my depot?
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- Well, I was job hunting and
I wanted to show you my CV.
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- This is nine pages.
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- Thank you.
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- Not a compliment.
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Do you know what I look
for when I'm hiring?
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- It's not all about you, but-
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- I want dedication,
professionalism, hunger
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but most of all I want people
who don't get on my tits.
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I don't you and already you're there.
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(bright music)
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- Thank you.
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I just don't see why Gary can't drive
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and I take the lead with the patients.
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- She's not got the best bedside manner.
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- She, I have a name, monster.
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This is what I've gotta put up with.
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And I've really been working
on being nicer to the patients
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- You set fire to the possessions
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of a girl with Hodgkin's lymphoma.
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- Okay, what we need
here is more listening.
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Now the good news is that we are designed
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by nature to listen.
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Hands.
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We have two ears, one mouth.
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I'm busy, Jo.
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- What, playing head,
shoulders, knees and toes?
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Nice.
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Well, I need to check my
emails so chats over ball bags.
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- No, this is a confidential space, Jo.
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I'm afraid you can't be here.
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Okay we are going to have
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to do some work with you I'm afraid Gary,
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but the good news is I
have some great exercises
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for that internalised toxic masculinity,
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but let's just focus on today.
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- I'm doing a siren check.
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(sirens wailing loudly)
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- What the hell are you doing?
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- What?
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- I'm sorry that's anger-
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It's my bad just (breaths).
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- 15.
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- What was that, Jo?
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- Just a siren test, George.
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Don't mess your knickers.
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- I'm trying to give your staff
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the tools to protect themselves.
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- Oh, so you admit you are a tool?
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- I asked Gary and Kareshma
what pastoral care they get
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after a patient death, they said Foster's.
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- Four cans.
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Bloody good lager.
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See I am Mrs. Pastoral care.
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Oh, Lawrence, how are you holding up
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after the bus crush last week?
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- Yeah one day at a time.
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You know, one day at a time.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah I mean, it's the faces mainly.
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You know, I can still
see them staring at me,
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the eyes calling out.
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We know you.
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Why are you alive and why are we dead?
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- Yeah so sad.
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- Haunts my dreams.
- Yeah so sad.
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So what's to deal with you and June?
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Where's your head at?
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How's it going?
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- Oh yeah, good.
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We're actually going for dinner at five.
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- Dinner at five.
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- Yeah.
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- What's she, 90?
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- No, it's early because
she's bringing a daughter,
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which is all very new and serious.
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- Bit of a psycho move, Loz.
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Sorry, just a definite red flag there.
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- I think she just wants me
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to get to know the family a bit more.
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- No she's manipulating you with the kid.
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It's emotional blackmail.
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- Right.
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- Picture this you're at dinner.
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June pops out to take a call.
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You're left alone with the daughter.
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Basically you are on a date with a kid.
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Not being funny Loz,
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but you could end up on
some kind of register.
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- Better go.
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- Okay.
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- Yeah.
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- I'd cancel mate, honestly.
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- I'll be all good.
- Just look though.
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- I'll be good.
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- It's a bit weird.
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(bike engine revving)
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(bright music)
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(Gary whistling)
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- Okay, you're stress whistling.
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You are still in a mood
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about what I said to George, aren't you?
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They were just lies.
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I need more hands on experience, Gary.
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That's the deal.
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- It was hurtful and I hate driving.
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Sorry, after you.
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No problem.
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Have a nice day.
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- Oh I forgot what a fanny you drive like.
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You can't give away Gary.
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We're the most important
vehicle on the road.
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- What?
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Slow and steady wins the race.
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- No sirens win the race.
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Come on, be aggressive.
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(sirens wailing)
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- Hey, Leon, yeah listen.
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What's your favourite sport?
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- I like playing football.
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- Do you have any upper
body hobbies, Leon?
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- Yeah like arm wrestling?
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- Think your driver has
regained consciousness.
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Whoa, how's your patient?
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- Well, we've applied tourniquets
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and I'm just getting an IV in.
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Are you all right, Lawrence?
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You look a bit shaken.
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- It's bringing back memories.
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You know, Karen went the same way.
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- Thought your wife died of cancer.
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- Yeah.
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- It's not exactly how she
went but lots of parallels
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and it crushed her towards the end.
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- Maleek?
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- Yo.
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- This is Anna.
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- Jeez, yeah, you're punching bruv.
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- (coughs) Don't make me laugh.
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- Oh, sorry.
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I love your accent, you know.
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Proper bond villain.
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Don't make me laugh.
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How long can we lift this dig up?
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- Firefighters think 10 minutes.
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- You hear that, Leon?
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10 minutes if you can hold on.
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TBF you can't really go anywhere, can you?
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- Keep him positive.
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Chances of him making it are 50-50.
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- 50-50 chance he dies?
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- What, shit.
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- Look at me Leon.
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- Yeah.
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- It's okay you're in good hands.
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- If it's my time, it's my time.
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I just want to enjoy my last 10 minutes.
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- Yeah, okay.
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Well, do you know what?
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We're gonna make it the
best 10 minutes, right Wend?
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- Yes anything you want we can do it.
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Well, anything nearby.
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- Yeah, last meal?
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I mean, favourite meal.
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What's your favourite meal?
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(Speaks Russian)
Like my mother used
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to make back in Russia.
(Speaks Russian)
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- Right, I'll see what I can do.
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- Yeah, Wendy's gonna see if
she can get you the, that thing
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(Speaks Russian)
- That thing.
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You say it better, bro.
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(bright music)
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- I love getting letters.
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- It's like a text message but on paper.
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- Oh, this is very bad news.
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It seems like my visa is about to expire.
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Darryl, they're sending
me back to Australia.
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Still it's a beautiful envelope.
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- Take the wheel.
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I'm gonna cry.
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- Can you hurry up and finish?
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I wanna cry as well.
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(bright music)
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- I feel stupid falling at my age.
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- Nothing to feel stupid about my lovely.
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We'll take you in, get you
an x-ray just to be sure.
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Just gimme one second.
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- Maybe I was wrong about
your bedside manner.
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- She won't shut up.
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Can we sedate her?
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- Maybe I was right, no sedation.
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- Smoking again?
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- I've got to de-stress.
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Everyone's driving like maniacs.
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You saw that man on the
south circular cut me up.
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Volvo prick.
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- Kareshma?
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- What is it, Janet my sweet?
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- It's probably nothing
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but I do have another medical issue
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I've wanted to check in for a while.
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It's sort of downstairs.
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I've always been too
embarrassed to show anyone
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but seeing as you are so
nice, I feel safe with you.
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- Aww, great.
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(bright music)
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- All right, bruv.
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Leon, just keep talking yeah.
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- I couldn't get what you asked for
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'cause I didn't know what it was
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so I got you a Thai curry instead.
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- What? Did you get a microwave with that
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'cause you can't eat that if not.
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- I panicked.
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- He can't have food.
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If he makes it he'll
go straight to surgery.
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- We've gotta do something.
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What do you want, Leon?
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- Get Anna here.
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- Of course.
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- The police have already
sent her to the hospital.
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There's no time.
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- Would you like a kiss, Leon?
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- No.
- No, nasty.
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- It's ready.
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- Well, it's time.
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- Wait, can I record a message for Anna
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in case I don't make it?
271
00:10:17,044 --> 00:10:20,224
- Sure.
- No, move I've got you, bro.
272
00:10:20,323 --> 00:10:22,323
Okay go.
273
00:10:23,042 --> 00:10:25,142
- Hey Anna, surprise.
274
00:10:25,242 --> 00:10:27,942
- Come on, you can't say surprise, bruv.
275
00:10:28,041 --> 00:10:30,061
Go again.
276
00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:33,780
- Hey Anna so the things
are not looking so good
277
00:10:33,879 --> 00:10:36,399
for me right now as you see.
278
00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:41,638
My chipmunk, my Polish green.
279
00:10:43,756 --> 00:10:47,156
If I don't make, I want
you to know I love you.
280
00:10:50,474 --> 00:10:52,334
Don't be so sad.
281
00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:54,434
You'll see me again.
282
00:10:54,953 --> 00:10:56,413
I'll be waiting.
283
00:10:56,512 --> 00:10:58,512
- That was beautiful.
284
00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:00,572
- Start lifting.
- Okay we're lifting.
285
00:11:00,671 --> 00:11:02,171
- Good luck, bro.
286
00:11:02,271 --> 00:11:03,651
Out of the way, Wendy.
287
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,230
(tense music)
288
00:11:08,989 --> 00:11:11,249
- (Speaking Russian)
289
00:11:11,348 --> 00:11:13,348
- Ready, set, slide.
290
00:11:15,907 --> 00:11:18,207
- Losing a lot of blood.
291
00:11:18,306 --> 00:11:21,546
(Leon groaning loudly)
292
00:11:23,744 --> 00:11:26,364
- Don't mean to make
a bad situation worse,
293
00:11:26,464 --> 00:11:27,204
- but
294
00:11:27,303 --> 00:11:29,123
- you didn't hit record.
295
00:11:29,223 --> 00:11:31,223
You just took a photo.
296
00:11:33,981 --> 00:11:36,641
- What, oh no.
297
00:11:36,741 --> 00:11:38,741
He trusted me, man.
298
00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:41,560
He trusted me to pass
on his dying message.
299
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:42,479
- No I didn't.
300
00:11:42,579 --> 00:11:44,559
- Not you, mind your business my man.
301
00:11:44,658 --> 00:11:46,078
Why would you even let me use the iPad?
302
00:11:46,178 --> 00:11:47,638
- You took it off me.
303
00:11:47,737 --> 00:11:48,757
- Well, thanks to you
304
00:11:48,857 --> 00:11:50,077
if Leon doesn't make it,
305
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:52,717
all we got to show his
girlfriend is a photo.
306
00:11:52,816 --> 00:11:53,836
- No we don't.
307
00:11:53,936 --> 00:11:54,756
- What, you got backup?
308
00:11:54,855 --> 00:11:55,675
You did record it.
309
00:11:55,775 --> 00:11:57,825
- No, but it's the next best thing,
310
00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,554
but we've got a photo of Leon, right?
311
00:11:59,654 --> 00:12:02,034
- Yeah.
- So I put it in this face app
312
00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:04,393
and I think it might work.
313
00:12:04,492 --> 00:12:06,492
- Anna, it's me, Leon.
314
00:12:07,052 --> 00:12:12,112
I love you so much and I want you to know
315
00:12:12,210 --> 00:12:15,510
that I will miss you more than I can say.
316
00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:16,909
- What the hell was that?
317
00:12:17,009 --> 00:12:18,029
- Good, isn't it?
318
00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:19,908
- That's racist!
319
00:12:20,008 --> 00:12:24,068
Like proper
(imitates bad Russian accent)
320
00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:26,667
You know what, wasn't that racist boss?
321
00:12:26,766 --> 00:12:27,866
- Just a little bit.
322
00:12:27,966 --> 00:12:30,566
(bright music)
323
00:12:33,204 --> 00:12:34,984
- Hi thanks for coming in.
324
00:12:35,084 --> 00:12:37,684
This morning was obviously so challenging.
325
00:12:38,642 --> 00:12:40,222
- Not as challenging as
what's going on out there
326
00:12:40,322 --> 00:12:42,022
with no paramedics.
327
00:12:42,121 --> 00:12:44,261
- I think it's really important
328
00:12:44,361 --> 00:12:46,361
that we talk about what happened.
329
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:51,960
When I becomes we then
illness becomes wellness.
330
00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:54,418
- Okay, speaking of wee, let's get
331
00:12:54,518 --> 00:12:55,538
this piss take on the road.
332
00:12:55,637 --> 00:12:58,417
- Right, does anyone want to get started?
333
00:12:58,517 --> 00:13:00,017
- Oh great, yeah.
334
00:13:00,116 --> 00:13:02,336
- This morning really rocked me.
335
00:13:02,435 --> 00:13:04,695
It's going over in
my head in like a loop.
336
00:13:04,795 --> 00:13:05,535
It's so unfair.
337
00:13:05,635 --> 00:13:09,445
It's like some guy up above
says that's it, time's up.
338
00:13:09,553 --> 00:13:10,293
You're going home.
339
00:13:10,393 --> 00:13:11,893
- Yeah, great, this is great.
340
00:13:11,993 --> 00:13:16,173
And what would you say to this
guy up above if you could?
341
00:13:16,271 --> 00:13:18,271
- I say you're a jerk.
342
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,091
Give my Darrell a visa.
343
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:22,050
Don't send him back to Australia.
344
00:13:22,150 --> 00:13:24,150
- What?
345
00:13:26,148 --> 00:13:29,448
We're talking about the
crushed guy from this morning.
346
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,047
- Yeah, we weren't there for that.
347
00:13:31,147 --> 00:13:33,147
- Then what are you doing here?
348
00:13:33,626 --> 00:13:35,966
I'm sorry but this
session is for paramedics
349
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,806
that were on the digger call out only.
350
00:13:37,905 --> 00:13:39,635
- There's no need to shout at us.
351
00:13:39,744 --> 00:13:40,684
- Yeah you hurt my feelings.
352
00:13:40,784 --> 00:13:42,484
- Mine too, you've hurt our feelings.
353
00:13:42,584 --> 00:13:43,284
- Right.
354
00:13:43,383 --> 00:13:45,643
- No, you have to go back to Australia.
355
00:13:45,743 --> 00:13:47,163
- I actually can't talk about it.
356
00:13:47,262 --> 00:13:48,562
- Good let's use that.
357
00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,122
- Everything's fire.
358
00:13:50,221 --> 00:13:52,241
Everywhere I look, everything.
359
00:13:52,341 --> 00:13:54,041
Even me, I'm fire.
360
00:13:54,140 --> 00:13:58,640
My eyes, my bones are fire.
361
00:13:58,739 --> 00:13:59,479
- I know that feeling.
362
00:13:59,579 --> 00:14:02,119
- Okay can we please stay
focused on the incident guys?
363
00:14:02,218 --> 00:14:03,198
Come on.
364
00:14:03,298 --> 00:14:04,838
- Anger management, George.
365
00:14:04,937 --> 00:14:06,317
Sounds like you could do some therapy.
366
00:14:06,417 --> 00:14:08,977
(bright music)
367
00:14:12,295 --> 00:14:14,465
- I can still see it when I close my eyes.
368
00:14:14,574 --> 00:14:15,874
- Thought you wanted to take the lead.
369
00:14:15,974 --> 00:14:17,074
Stay in your lane, Lexus.
370
00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:18,073
Stay in your lane.
371
00:14:18,173 --> 00:14:19,433
How is that staying in your lane?
372
00:14:19,533 --> 00:14:21,993
- Yeah I wanted more hands-on experience.
373
00:14:22,092 --> 00:14:24,072
Didn't expect it to show
me an infected anal sore
374
00:14:24,171 --> 00:14:26,511
the size of a cricket ball.
- Oh, you want a piece of me?
375
00:14:26,611 --> 00:14:27,991
You want a piece of the action?
376
00:14:28,090 --> 00:14:31,530
You wanna dance with
me mother, mother effer (roars)
377
00:14:34,888 --> 00:14:37,228
(bright music)
378
00:14:37,328 --> 00:14:41,468
- Lawrence. Lawrence, talk
about the crushed guy, please.
379
00:14:41,566 --> 00:14:43,566
- I found it difficult.
380
00:14:44,246 --> 00:14:47,066
You know how sometimes you arrive on scene
381
00:14:47,165 --> 00:14:50,215
and you just know this
one's gonna stay with you,
382
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,304
haunt your nights and sing you to sleep,
383
00:14:52,403 --> 00:14:54,403
holding your hand in the dark?
384
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:59,962
♪ Come with me across the river we go ♪
385
00:15:00,761 --> 00:15:03,301
♪ Across the river we roll ♪
386
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:06,380
♪ Across the river of death ♪
387
00:15:06,479 --> 00:15:08,539
♪ Come with me ♪
388
00:15:08,638 --> 00:15:09,858
- Okay, thanks, Lawrence.
389
00:15:09,958 --> 00:15:11,258
Yeah, really.
390
00:15:11,358 --> 00:15:12,418
- It's really special.
- So beautiful.
391
00:15:12,517 --> 00:15:14,517
- So helpful.
392
00:15:15,236 --> 00:15:18,076
Maleek, you're being really quiet.
393
00:15:19,635 --> 00:15:22,285
Come on, talk about this morning.
394
00:15:22,394 --> 00:15:24,894
Is there anything that
you do different maybe?
395
00:15:24,994 --> 00:15:25,734
- Oh my God.
396
00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:27,293
Why are you blaming me?
397
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,453
- It's good to get everything
out in the open, Maleek.
398
00:15:29,552 --> 00:15:30,292
- Oh my God.
399
00:15:30,392 --> 00:15:31,132
All right, George.
400
00:15:31,232 --> 00:15:33,132
Fine, I didn't press record.
401
00:15:33,231 --> 00:15:34,371
Yeah, I didn't press record.
402
00:15:34,471 --> 00:15:36,531
I promised to make his last moments count
403
00:15:36,630 --> 00:15:37,370
and I messed it up.
404
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,130
Flipping bullshit man.
- Maleek!
405
00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:40,369
- All lie.
406
00:15:40,469 --> 00:15:41,569
- I can't believe I'm agreeing with Maleek
407
00:15:41,669 --> 00:15:42,889
but he's absolutely right, George.
408
00:15:42,988 --> 00:15:45,608
This is absolute bullshit.
409
00:15:45,707 --> 00:15:50,487
- Time to reflect on difficult
incidents is important.
410
00:15:50,586 --> 00:15:52,326
- I'll not have my crew sitting
around circle jerking
411
00:15:52,425 --> 00:15:54,645
while there are people out there dying.
412
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,735
Out now!
413
00:15:57,544 --> 00:15:58,924
- All right thank you.
414
00:15:59,024 --> 00:15:59,764
Well done everyone.
415
00:15:59,863 --> 00:16:01,043
Thank you.
416
00:16:01,143 --> 00:16:03,143
Thanks guys, thank you.
417
00:16:03,622 --> 00:16:05,882
I think this was really, really useful.
418
00:16:05,981 --> 00:16:08,581
(bright music)
419
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:12,720
- Look, Lawrence a word.
420
00:16:12,819 --> 00:16:14,519
I've been thinking about
this problem with June
421
00:16:14,619 --> 00:16:16,279
and this whole insane dinner thing.
422
00:16:16,378 --> 00:16:17,318
- Not really a problem.
423
00:16:17,418 --> 00:16:18,258
- How do you know she's not doing it
424
00:16:18,338 --> 00:16:20,158
to get a kidney for the kid?
425
00:16:20,257 --> 00:16:21,757
- Sylvia doesn't need a kidney.
426
00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:22,597
- Have you checked?
427
00:16:22,697 --> 00:16:24,717
- Have I performed exploratory surgery
428
00:16:24,816 --> 00:16:25,836
on my girlfriend's daughter
429
00:16:25,936 --> 00:16:27,516
to check whether she has both kidneys?
430
00:16:27,615 --> 00:16:29,555
No.
- Exactly just call her up.
431
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:30,505
Say you don't want the kid there.
432
00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:32,594
- But she's nice.
- No, you're not her dad.
433
00:16:32,694 --> 00:16:33,434
Put your foot down.
434
00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:35,913
- But one might appear selfish.
435
00:16:36,013 --> 00:16:40,353
- No Lawrence this says
I'm putting you first.
436
00:16:40,451 --> 00:16:41,591
You're dating June not her kid.
437
00:16:41,691 --> 00:16:43,551
If anything it's a sign of commitment.
438
00:16:43,650 --> 00:16:46,110
Just call her up say all right bitch
439
00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:47,030
or whatever you call her.
440
00:16:47,129 --> 00:16:49,109
- June.
- It's me or the nipper.
441
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:49,989
Trust me Lawrence.
442
00:16:50,089 --> 00:16:51,789
I know women, I am a woman.
443
00:16:51,888 --> 00:16:54,228
She will love the gesture 100%.
444
00:16:54,327 --> 00:16:55,827
- Well, I haven't thought
about it like that before.
445
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,927
- You're welcome.
446
00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:01,766
(bright music)
447
00:17:05,844 --> 00:17:06,984
- What we doing here?
448
00:17:07,084 --> 00:17:08,584
- I need to fix earlier.
449
00:17:08,683 --> 00:17:10,683
He trusted us to get a message to her.
450
00:17:13,322 --> 00:17:16,062
- Oh, it's even fitter in real life.
451
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,541
Go on, Leon.
452
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,260
Now gimme the iPad.
453
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:20,620
I'm gonna record another message.
454
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,380
- You think that's a good idea?
455
00:17:22,479 --> 00:17:23,299
- We couldn't save Leon.
456
00:17:23,399 --> 00:17:24,939
The least we can do is
give his girl closure.
457
00:17:25,038 --> 00:17:26,978
What do you think will make her happy?
458
00:17:27,078 --> 00:17:28,898
- You could say he was having an affair.
459
00:17:28,997 --> 00:17:31,057
I know that would make
me feel a lot better.
460
00:17:31,156 --> 00:17:31,856
- I'm not saying that.
461
00:17:31,956 --> 00:17:33,096
- Or he never really loved her
462
00:17:33,196 --> 00:17:34,616
and was only with her for a bit.
463
00:17:34,715 --> 00:17:37,095
- I'm trying to give her
closure not ruin her life.
464
00:17:37,195 --> 00:17:37,925
What's wrong with you?
465
00:17:38,034 --> 00:17:40,514
(bright music)
466
00:17:42,553 --> 00:17:44,293
- Gary?
467
00:17:44,393 --> 00:17:46,393
Oh mate.
468
00:17:48,471 --> 00:17:50,451
What the hell happened?
469
00:17:50,551 --> 00:17:54,091
- He was so much bigger
when he got out of the car.
470
00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:55,730
- It's all her fault.
471
00:17:55,829 --> 00:17:56,929
You should swap.
472
00:17:57,029 --> 00:17:58,969
I'm George, meh, meh, meh.
473
00:17:59,068 --> 00:18:00,808
Thanks to your bright idea,
474
00:18:00,908 --> 00:18:02,448
I've had the worst shift of my life.
475
00:18:02,547 --> 00:18:04,547
I can never look at asses again.
476
00:18:05,026 --> 00:18:07,506
Oh, and you've turned Gary into an animal.
477
00:18:12,824 --> 00:18:14,824
You stay away from us.
478
00:18:21,182 --> 00:18:23,242
- You see what happens when
you mess with my staff?
479
00:18:23,341 --> 00:18:25,461
I know what's best for my depot, okay?
480
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:27,840
- I didn't do anything.
481
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,000
- You wanna do therapy and
talk about each other's mums
482
00:18:30,099 --> 00:18:32,279
or whatever sick shit you get up to?
483
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:34,198
That is what happens.
484
00:18:34,298 --> 00:18:37,598
My staff are all fine in the head, okay?
485
00:18:37,697 --> 00:18:41,217
Get these magic rocks.
486
00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:46,025
- These are quite powerful
crystals actually.
487
00:18:46,134 --> 00:18:47,754
- I will always love you.
488
00:18:47,854 --> 00:18:50,394
I want you to move on and be happy.
489
00:18:50,493 --> 00:18:54,073
That guy Maleek, who looked
after me at the end seemed nice
490
00:18:54,172 --> 00:18:54,912
and he had
491
00:18:55,012 --> 00:18:55,732
this really nice beard
- What is this?
492
00:18:55,812 --> 00:18:56,552
- Skip that bit, skip that bit.
493
00:18:56,651 --> 00:18:58,191
- But I will never stop loving you
494
00:18:58,291 --> 00:19:00,291
my little chipmunk.
- Little chipmunk.
495
00:19:06,888 --> 00:19:08,788
- I think you broke her.
496
00:19:08,888 --> 00:19:10,148
- Oh shit!
497
00:19:10,247 --> 00:19:11,187
- Look, I know.
498
00:19:11,287 --> 00:19:12,387
I'm so sorry.
499
00:19:12,487 --> 00:19:13,227
I'm sorry.
500
00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:14,226
It was Wendy's fault.
501
00:19:14,326 --> 00:19:15,146
Wendy put me up to it.
502
00:19:15,246 --> 00:19:17,926
- It's kinda of help, I think
- But Leon's not dead.
503
00:19:19,085 --> 00:19:20,935
- Huh?
504
00:19:21,044 --> 00:19:23,864
- The doctor said the surgery
went better than expected.
505
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,963
He's going to make it.
506
00:19:26,523 --> 00:19:28,063
- My G, Leon.
507
00:19:28,162 --> 00:19:29,742
Yes, I knew you'd pull through, man.
508
00:19:29,842 --> 00:19:30,662
The guy's a machine.
509
00:19:30,761 --> 00:19:32,501
- Well you have to send me this.
510
00:19:32,601 --> 00:19:34,601
Oh, Leon loves racist videos.
511
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:37,140
I better go and see him.
512
00:19:37,239 --> 00:19:38,939
- Go, go, go, go.
He's gonna make it.
513
00:19:39,039 --> 00:19:39,859
That's all that matters.
514
00:19:39,959 --> 00:19:41,139
I told you, I've got you.
515
00:19:41,238 --> 00:19:41,978
We got you!
516
00:19:42,078 --> 00:19:43,258
- Got him?
517
00:19:43,358 --> 00:19:45,378
You're trying to pick up his
widow while he was still warm.
518
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:47,017
- He would've wanted that man.
519
00:19:47,116 --> 00:19:48,976
It's Leon my guy.
520
00:19:49,076 --> 00:19:50,936
All I know is my
brother's gonna live innit
521
00:19:51,035 --> 00:19:52,135
so where gonna celebrate
522
00:19:52,235 --> 00:19:53,655
'cause my brother's gonna live innit.
523
00:19:53,755 --> 00:19:56,045
My brother's gonna live innit.
- What?
524
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:58,714
(bright music)
525
00:20:03,072 --> 00:20:03,772
- Is Mum here?
526
00:20:03,872 --> 00:20:05,092
- What? What are you doing back?
527
00:20:05,191 --> 00:20:08,451
- I've had the worst day job hunting ever.
528
00:20:08,550 --> 00:20:10,570
The Apple Store are total assholes
529
00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:12,450
and nobody at Canary
Wharf would even let me in.
530
00:20:12,549 --> 00:20:15,089
- Yet people keep letting
you into my depot.
531
00:20:15,188 --> 00:20:16,648
- I need a job.
532
00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:17,608
Please Mum's boss.
533
00:20:17,707 --> 00:20:18,407
I'll do anything.
534
00:20:18,507 --> 00:20:20,047
I'll work any hours you want.
535
00:20:20,147 --> 00:20:22,247
I just need money 'cause
I don't wanna be poor.
536
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:26,246
- Okay so one of my
restock team has just quit
537
00:20:26,345 --> 00:20:27,565
so if you are gonna hang around
538
00:20:27,665 --> 00:20:28,475
like a turd that won't flush,
539
00:20:28,584 --> 00:20:29,484
you might as well be useful.
540
00:20:29,584 --> 00:20:30,564
Can you use a mop?
541
00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:33,124
- Yes and I'm very good
at Microsoft Excel
542
00:20:33,223 --> 00:20:34,283
and also in a team.
543
00:20:34,383 --> 00:20:35,283
- Just show up tomorrow.
544
00:20:35,382 --> 00:20:36,122
Don't cock it up
545
00:20:36,222 --> 00:20:38,882
and if you could do
something about your face,
546
00:20:38,981 --> 00:20:42,781
it is annoying to look at so change it.
547
00:20:45,299 --> 00:20:46,879
- Hi.
548
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:49,539
(bright music)
549
00:20:58,535 --> 00:20:59,875
Oh hi, Jo.
550
00:20:59,975 --> 00:21:03,105
I just wanted to say I called
June and did what you said.
551
00:21:03,214 --> 00:21:04,354
- Oh, you did?
- Yeah I told her
552
00:21:04,454 --> 00:21:05,594
it was me or the kid.
553
00:21:05,693 --> 00:21:07,953
- Oh, well.
- And it really worked.
554
00:21:08,053 --> 00:21:09,553
Yeah she said it was very thoughtful
555
00:21:09,652 --> 00:21:11,352
and refreshing putting her first
556
00:21:11,452 --> 00:21:12,872
and making her feel like June
557
00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:16,191
rather than June the
single mum. Mad, eh?
558
00:21:16,290 --> 00:21:17,030
- Is she mental?
559
00:21:17,130 --> 00:21:18,390
- So she's booked a babysitter
560
00:21:18,490 --> 00:21:21,290
and we're going on a proper
romantic date, all thanks to you.
561
00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:23,668
- Yes, ooh shirts.
562
00:21:23,768 --> 00:21:25,768
- You like it?
- Nice.
563
00:21:26,367 --> 00:21:27,587
- Maybe instead of celebrating,
564
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:29,387
we should go and check in with George.
565
00:21:29,486 --> 00:21:31,306
You know, we've been through a lot today
566
00:21:31,406 --> 00:21:33,106
and you do seem ever so slightly manic.
567
00:21:33,205 --> 00:21:34,545
- Nah, shut up.
568
00:21:34,645 --> 00:21:35,505
I'm not check in with George.
569
00:21:35,605 --> 00:21:37,055
I'm checking in with Jack Daniels.
570
00:21:37,164 --> 00:21:38,104
Let's go to the pub.
571
00:21:38,204 --> 00:21:39,184
- But instead of going to the pub,
572
00:21:39,283 --> 00:21:40,783
why don't we go to a karaoke bar?
573
00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:41,863
- Ooh, yes please.
574
00:21:41,963 --> 00:21:43,543
I'm doing Nicki Minaj
and bollocks to anyone
575
00:21:43,642 --> 00:21:45,262
who says it's problematic
because I am who I am
576
00:21:45,362 --> 00:21:46,242
and you actually can't change that.
577
00:21:46,321 --> 00:21:47,861
- No you go home, Spencer.
578
00:21:47,961 --> 00:21:49,421
You know how expensive London is
579
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,300
and what, with you being skint and all.
580
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,140
- It's fine.
581
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,300
Jo gave me a job working
here on the restock team.
582
00:21:54,399 --> 00:21:55,899
We're gonna be living
together and working together.
583
00:21:55,999 --> 00:21:57,999
How amazing is that?
584
00:21:58,638 --> 00:22:01,778
- Oh, you are finished.
585
00:22:01,877 --> 00:22:03,877
Wendy?
586
00:22:04,516 --> 00:22:06,416
Wendy, you broken?
587
00:22:06,515 --> 00:22:07,815
Okay, I'll just get the pin
588
00:22:07,915 --> 00:22:09,905
to restore your factory settings.
589
00:22:11,074 --> 00:22:12,254
♪ Yeah ♪
590
00:22:12,354 --> 00:22:13,374
♪ Yeah ♪
591
00:22:13,473 --> 00:22:14,533
♪ Yeah ♪
592
00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:15,893
♪ Yeah ♪
593
00:22:15,993 --> 00:22:17,093
♪ Yeah ♪
594
00:22:17,192 --> 00:22:18,372
♪ Yeah ♪
595
00:22:18,472 --> 00:22:19,452
♪ Yeah ♪
596
00:22:19,552 --> 00:22:20,852
♪ Yeah ♪
597
00:22:20,951 --> 00:22:22,091
♪ Yeah ♪
598
00:22:22,191 --> 00:22:23,331
♪ Yeah ♪
599
00:22:23,430 --> 00:22:24,330
♪ Yeah ♪
600
00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:25,850
♪ Yeah ♪
601
00:22:25,950 --> 00:22:27,170
♪ Yeah ♪
602
00:22:27,269 --> 00:22:28,409
♪ Yeah ♪
603
00:22:28,509 --> 00:22:30,509
♪ Yeah ♪
604
00:22:36,507 --> 00:22:39,187
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