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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,392 --> 00:00:06,133 What was that? 2 00:00:06,233 --> 00:00:08,233 - Is this it? Are we home? 3 00:00:08,993 --> 00:00:09,733 - I dunno. It looks the same... 4 00:00:09,833 --> 00:00:11,834 Yeah it looked the same back there too. 5 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:15,254 - What's that for? 6 00:00:15,354 --> 00:00:16,094 - What? 7 00:00:16,194 --> 00:00:17,475 In case you hadn't noticed, a man with a massive sword 8 00:00:17,555 --> 00:00:18,295 keeps trying to kill us. 9 00:00:18,395 --> 00:00:19,235 And not that I know, but this could be a world 10 00:00:19,315 --> 00:00:21,415 where there are like bears everywhere. 11 00:00:21,515 --> 00:00:22,296 - Like a planet of bears? 12 00:00:22,396 --> 00:00:23,576 - It could happen. 13 00:00:28,837 --> 00:00:30,657 - Danny was there always a Union Jack above the park? 14 00:00:31,597 --> 00:00:32,457 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 15 00:00:32,557 --> 00:00:33,658 What's going on? 16 00:00:33,758 --> 00:00:34,818 - Taxi! 17 00:00:34,918 --> 00:00:36,918 - Right where to lads? 18 00:00:39,359 --> 00:00:41,359 You look familiar. 19 00:00:41,719 --> 00:00:44,100 - I do? Why? 20 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:46,700 - Wish I knew. I'm shit with faces, me. 21 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:48,940 Do you know I once had Peter Andre in my cab 22 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:49,901 and I didn't even realize it 23 00:00:50,001 --> 00:00:52,581 till the next customer pointed it out. 24 00:00:52,681 --> 00:00:53,421 Peter bleeding Andre! 25 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:55,822 - Bollocks. We're definitely not home. 26 00:00:55,922 --> 00:00:56,662 - Why? 27 00:00:56,762 --> 00:00:57,522 - 'Cause we appear to be in a reality 28 00:00:57,602 --> 00:00:59,642 where people give a fuck about Peter Andre. 29 00:01:13,405 --> 00:01:16,725 - I am guessing you must be big fans eh? 30 00:01:17,606 --> 00:01:18,946 Mind how you go. 31 00:01:28,568 --> 00:01:31,148 "This is the house where Milo Edwards, 32 00:01:31,248 --> 00:01:36,249 multi-million-selling music star, grew up, RIP Milo." 33 00:01:37,329 --> 00:01:39,110 Shit. You're dead. 34 00:01:39,210 --> 00:01:41,190 - Shit, I'm famous! 35 00:01:41,290 --> 00:01:46,291 ♪ I cry but you're twisted ♪ 36 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:56,813 ♪ Your brains are drifting down my ♪ 37 00:02:07,735 --> 00:02:09,595 - Give me the wristband. 38 00:02:11,295 --> 00:02:13,296 - Two please. 39 00:02:13,736 --> 00:02:15,916 I know, I know, it's not everyday you get to visit 40 00:02:16,016 --> 00:02:17,877 a museum dedicated to yourself, is it? 41 00:02:17,977 --> 00:02:19,157 - Give it to me right now. 42 00:02:19,257 --> 00:02:21,257 - Two minutes. 43 00:02:21,857 --> 00:02:24,278 - Come on, we are wasting time. 44 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:26,438 - Who, who, who knows where we are gonna end up next! 45 00:02:26,538 --> 00:02:27,598 Right now we are safe. 46 00:02:27,698 --> 00:02:29,439 So let's just have a look around, yeah. 47 00:02:29,539 --> 00:02:32,499 And if I see anything with a sword I will press the button. 48 00:02:35,940 --> 00:02:37,040 You don't trust me, do you? 49 00:02:37,140 --> 00:02:39,140 - No, I don't! 50 00:02:41,421 --> 00:02:43,421 - Two minutes. Yes. 51 00:02:44,701 --> 00:02:46,702 Hey, check this out. 52 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:50,803 "In this room Milo received a gift 53 00:02:50,903 --> 00:02:53,483 that would change his life. 54 00:02:53,583 --> 00:02:54,323 When he was ten, 55 00:02:54,423 --> 00:02:56,944 his Gran offered him a choice for his birthday. 56 00:02:58,024 --> 00:03:00,344 A guitar or a transformer." 57 00:03:02,905 --> 00:03:05,945 Shit, she offered me that same choice! 58 00:03:07,866 --> 00:03:09,946 - What? And you choose the transformer? 59 00:03:10,986 --> 00:03:13,167 Where as this guy chose the guitar 60 00:03:13,267 --> 00:03:15,487 and became a legend. 61 00:03:15,587 --> 00:03:20,288 - He turned into a boulder, underplay, and it broke. 62 00:03:20,388 --> 00:03:23,909 Excellent! 63 00:03:31,910 --> 00:03:33,910 - What are you looking at? 64 00:03:35,191 --> 00:03:37,191 - This is your suicide note. 65 00:03:41,392 --> 00:03:45,392 - All that money and fame and he killed himself. 66 00:03:48,593 --> 00:03:50,333 Holy shit! 67 00:03:50,433 --> 00:03:53,094 There have been sightings of him since the funeral. 68 00:03:53,194 --> 00:03:53,934 I'm like Elvis! 69 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:57,815 - Elvis, I am leaving the fucking building. 70 00:03:57,915 --> 00:04:00,135 With or without you, outside. 71 00:04:00,235 --> 00:04:01,535 - Why don't you just press it in here. 72 00:04:01,635 --> 00:04:04,096 - Because I do not just want to appear in your house. 73 00:04:04,196 --> 00:04:06,216 What if you are sat on the sofa happily knocking one out 74 00:04:06,316 --> 00:04:07,817 and we pop up, you have a heart attack 75 00:04:07,917 --> 00:04:10,497 and die with your cock in your hand. 76 00:04:10,597 --> 00:04:12,417 No one needs to go out that way. 77 00:04:12,517 --> 00:04:13,858 - True. Give me back the wristband. 78 00:04:13,958 --> 00:04:15,978 - Hey! 79 00:04:16,078 --> 00:04:16,898 You are such an idiot! 80 00:04:16,998 --> 00:04:17,858 Give me back the- 81 00:04:21,319 --> 00:04:23,319 - Milo! Milo! Milo! 82 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,360 - I'm back, yeah! 83 00:04:29,841 --> 00:04:33,701 - Milo, Milo, I knew you'd be back! 84 00:04:33,801 --> 00:04:35,662 I knew it! Sign my chest. 85 00:04:35,762 --> 00:04:37,382 Please, sign my chest. - Oh come on!. 86 00:04:37,482 --> 00:04:38,902 - Ah! That is brilliant! 87 00:04:39,002 --> 00:04:41,703 - I made you a comic, see it's us! 88 00:04:41,803 --> 00:04:44,143 - Yeah wow, colored it in, yeah, yeah. 89 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:45,983 - Milo! Milo! 90 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:47,984 - Kate. 91 00:04:48,084 --> 00:04:50,744 - Oh it's you, I can't believe it Milo, 92 00:04:50,844 --> 00:04:52,785 it's actually you isn't it? 93 00:04:52,885 --> 00:04:54,465 - So it would appear. 94 00:04:54,565 --> 00:04:55,705 - Okay come on, come on. 95 00:04:55,805 --> 00:04:57,806 Let's get you out of here. 96 00:05:01,086 --> 00:05:03,147 - Hey! 97 00:05:05,367 --> 00:05:06,507 - That is crazy, that Danny. 98 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:08,548 All those people, all those people for me! 99 00:05:08,648 --> 00:05:09,668 - Enough dicking around, Milo. 100 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:11,468 Take out the wristband back and press the damn button. 101 00:05:11,568 --> 00:05:12,308 Wristband? 102 00:05:12,408 --> 00:05:14,469 - Okay, all right! 103 00:05:14,569 --> 00:05:18,589 - Look you are about to witness something very very cool. 104 00:05:18,689 --> 00:05:22,230 So, see you later! 105 00:05:22,330 --> 00:05:24,971 - What! What are you talking about? 106 00:05:26,731 --> 00:05:28,271 - Shit. It's gone. 107 00:05:28,371 --> 00:05:29,111 - What? 108 00:05:29,211 --> 00:05:29,951 - It's gone, it's gone, it's gone. 109 00:05:30,051 --> 00:05:31,392 In the crowd, someone must've taken it. 110 00:05:31,492 --> 00:05:32,672 Can you turn the car around, please. 111 00:05:32,772 --> 00:05:33,952 - Turn the car around please. 112 00:05:34,052 --> 00:05:36,053 - That way. Thank you. 113 00:05:36,973 --> 00:05:37,673 - Can you see anything? 114 00:05:38,613 --> 00:05:39,913 - Yeah, that one there. There. 115 00:05:40,013 --> 00:05:42,394 Hey, hey, don't touch it! 116 00:05:42,494 --> 00:05:44,954 - Milo, I've got your bracelet! 117 00:05:45,054 --> 00:05:49,275 I love you, I love you! 118 00:05:49,375 --> 00:05:51,195 - How could you let her take the wristband? 119 00:05:51,295 --> 00:05:52,956 - I didn't have a choice, I was being mobbed. 120 00:05:53,056 --> 00:05:54,796 Danny, have you ever been mobbed? 121 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:57,536 - That was our way home, our one and only way home. 122 00:06:03,778 --> 00:06:05,798 We're stuck. We're fucking stuck! 123 00:06:05,898 --> 00:06:08,238 - Just calm down man, just calm down. 124 00:06:08,338 --> 00:06:10,439 - Are you really just gonna let me sit here? 125 00:06:10,539 --> 00:06:12,959 You left a suicide note. 126 00:06:13,059 --> 00:06:14,760 You've been gone four years. 127 00:06:14,860 --> 00:06:17,120 The world mourned you, I cried for you. 128 00:06:17,220 --> 00:06:18,440 - I'm sorry about that. 129 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:22,441 Err, pretending to kill myself was a real dick move 130 00:06:22,541 --> 00:06:23,881 and I do feel really bad about it- 131 00:06:23,981 --> 00:06:26,962 - Just shut up, Milo and come here. 132 00:06:30,662 --> 00:06:32,723 - Get off my fiance! 133 00:06:32,823 --> 00:06:37,124 - Your fiancé? 134 00:06:37,224 --> 00:06:39,224 - Danny's my fiancé, mmh. 135 00:06:40,224 --> 00:06:42,365 - What? 136 00:06:42,465 --> 00:06:45,485 - I faked my own death to be gay with him. 137 00:06:45,585 --> 00:06:48,106 And now we are getting married. 138 00:06:50,466 --> 00:06:52,046 - You're gay? 139 00:06:52,146 --> 00:06:53,367 - Massively yes. 140 00:06:53,467 --> 00:06:57,247 - I don't understand why you would lie to everyone, 141 00:06:57,347 --> 00:06:59,348 to me, I loved you! 142 00:07:00,748 --> 00:07:01,848 - I'm sorry. I- 143 00:07:04,229 --> 00:07:05,049 - Get down! 144 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,410 - Oh my God, what just happened? 145 00:07:10,510 --> 00:07:12,170 Are you alright? 146 00:07:12,270 --> 00:07:14,851 Wait here, I just need to sort out your security. 147 00:07:14,951 --> 00:07:16,251 - You thinking he's switching it up? 148 00:07:16,351 --> 00:07:17,171 Mmh? 149 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:18,011 - The guy trying to kill us. 150 00:07:18,111 --> 00:07:19,331 Using a rifle instead of a sword. 151 00:07:19,431 --> 00:07:21,732 - I can't believe you just kissed my fiancée. 152 00:07:21,832 --> 00:07:23,972 - Who cares about that, somebody just tried to shoot us. 153 00:07:24,072 --> 00:07:25,653 She isn't even your Kate. 154 00:07:25,753 --> 00:07:26,733 She just looks a lot like her. 155 00:07:26,833 --> 00:07:28,293 - How about exactly like her! 156 00:07:28,393 --> 00:07:30,333 She has literally the same DNA! 157 00:07:30,433 --> 00:07:31,814 - You're just all touchy 'cause you think 158 00:07:31,914 --> 00:07:33,534 all the Kate's out there should be in love with you. 159 00:07:33,634 --> 00:07:35,454 - Course not, don't be ridiculous. 160 00:07:35,554 --> 00:07:40,555 It's just on the last world she was with Pete, 161 00:07:41,515 --> 00:07:45,356 here she likes you, what about me? 162 00:07:46,516 --> 00:07:49,457 I'm her soul mate. 163 00:07:49,557 --> 00:07:51,297 - Dan I respect what you're going through 164 00:07:51,397 --> 00:07:53,658 but if you ever use the word soulmate again 165 00:07:53,758 --> 00:07:54,698 I'm gonna after beat yer. 166 00:07:54,798 --> 00:07:56,498 - You didn't have to love it so much. 167 00:07:56,598 --> 00:07:58,598 Your face, you were like. 168 00:07:59,399 --> 00:08:01,539 - Mate, no, look Kate's the last person 169 00:08:01,639 --> 00:08:02,859 I would ever be interested in. 170 00:08:02,959 --> 00:08:04,980 - Yeah, I know, you hate her, I get it. 171 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:06,540 - It's about whether she's right for you, that's all. 172 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,640 I don't hate her, 173 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:11,421 I think Kate's fine if you like that kind of thing. 174 00:08:11,521 --> 00:08:13,521 - Glad to hear it. 175 00:08:17,362 --> 00:08:19,542 - Oh, shit yeah! 176 00:08:19,642 --> 00:08:21,223 Argh! This is the life Dan. 177 00:08:21,323 --> 00:08:22,743 Rock and roll Daniel-san! 178 00:08:22,843 --> 00:08:23,903 - I know, it's kind of weird. 179 00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:26,224 But it is close and discreet and I can get your usual suite 180 00:08:26,324 --> 00:08:27,304 in the Dorchester tomorrow. 181 00:08:27,404 --> 00:08:28,144 - Oh err. 182 00:08:28,244 --> 00:08:29,064 - No we are fine, thank you. 183 00:08:29,164 --> 00:08:31,064 We need to stay in one place if we're ever gonna get home. 184 00:08:31,164 --> 00:08:33,165 - What do you mean "Get home?" 185 00:08:34,445 --> 00:08:37,906 - Oh ignore him, the long flight has fried his brain. 186 00:08:38,006 --> 00:08:40,006 Hasn't it babe. 187 00:08:44,007 --> 00:08:47,567 - So erm, how did you and him get together? 188 00:08:48,648 --> 00:08:51,188 - Well, if Milo can't be bothered to tell you, why should I? 189 00:08:51,288 --> 00:08:52,868 Now, I need to know, am I still your manager? 190 00:08:52,968 --> 00:08:54,269 Or is it this guy? 191 00:08:54,369 --> 00:08:56,349 - Manager? Oh no. 192 00:08:56,449 --> 00:08:59,109 You, you'd be great. 193 00:08:59,209 --> 00:09:01,310 - Fine, so I'll call the press conference in the morning 194 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:02,150 and I'll come and get you. 195 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,270 Stay put, there is obviously a nutter out there. 196 00:09:04,370 --> 00:09:05,471 - Oh. Oh. Oh. 197 00:09:05,571 --> 00:09:10,572 I would really really like to Google myself. 198 00:09:17,173 --> 00:09:18,673 Thank you. - Go nuts. 199 00:09:18,773 --> 00:09:22,214 - I'm really sorry about me and him. 200 00:09:23,374 --> 00:09:26,634 But I'm sure someone like you can do a lot better than Milo. 201 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,835 - Thank you so much for the encouragement, 202 00:09:28,935 --> 00:09:30,275 Mr. Whoever-The-Fuck-You-Are. 203 00:09:30,375 --> 00:09:31,955 Now crawl off and die. 204 00:09:42,737 --> 00:09:46,118 - Look dude, I'm sorry the wristband got stolen. 205 00:09:46,218 --> 00:09:47,798 I don't wanna be here any more than you do. 206 00:09:47,898 --> 00:09:48,959 - Oh really! 207 00:09:49,059 --> 00:09:49,879 'Cause last time I checked 208 00:09:49,979 --> 00:09:51,439 you were the world famous rock star 209 00:09:51,539 --> 00:09:52,919 and Kate was in love with you, 210 00:09:53,019 --> 00:09:56,300 and I'm your weird acne ridden number one fan. 211 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,480 Have you seen his comic? 212 00:09:58,580 --> 00:10:01,521 It's got me as your sidekick, your frigging sidekick! 213 00:10:01,621 --> 00:10:02,561 - So? 214 00:10:02,661 --> 00:10:03,361 What's so hard to believe 215 00:10:03,461 --> 00:10:05,001 about me being more successful than you? 216 00:10:05,101 --> 00:10:07,102 - That is not what I mean. 217 00:10:08,702 --> 00:10:10,702 We're both tired. We need to sleep. 218 00:10:14,343 --> 00:10:16,824 - Yeah, we should go to sleep. 219 00:10:23,785 --> 00:10:26,605 - You do realize we're not actually engaged? 220 00:10:26,705 --> 00:10:27,646 - It's a big bed. 221 00:10:27,746 --> 00:10:28,966 - I'm not the one who got us stranded 222 00:10:29,066 --> 00:10:32,066 in a bunch of shitty, alternate universes, floor! 223 00:10:33,547 --> 00:10:36,007 We take it in shifts in case Callum comes back. 224 00:10:36,107 --> 00:10:38,107 - Callum? 225 00:10:38,508 --> 00:10:40,508 - Callum Stevens. 226 00:10:41,748 --> 00:10:44,769 The guy with the sword who keeps trying to kill us. 227 00:10:44,869 --> 00:10:45,609 - Yeah sorry! 228 00:10:45,709 --> 00:10:46,949 For a minute I thought you meant Callum McCormack, 229 00:10:47,029 --> 00:10:49,730 that weird hormonal kid from our art class, 230 00:10:49,830 --> 00:10:54,170 and I was like, "Whoa, argh, what was he doing back here?" 231 00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:55,571 - You're on first shift. 232 00:11:02,552 --> 00:11:05,933 ♪ A generation of the generous ♪ 233 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:09,973 ♪ That's what they'll make you believe ♪ 234 00:11:12,194 --> 00:11:13,734 - Shut up! 235 00:11:19,275 --> 00:11:20,895 ♪ Don't want you to see ♪ 236 00:11:20,995 --> 00:11:25,516 ♪ Touch your wings up to the sky ♪ 237 00:11:51,921 --> 00:11:53,541 - Milo, wake up. 238 00:11:53,641 --> 00:11:55,662 Milo! Wake up it's Callum! 239 00:11:55,762 --> 00:11:57,762 - What? Where? 240 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:00,863 It's a sign. 241 00:12:00,963 --> 00:12:01,703 - I can, I can see that. 242 00:12:01,803 --> 00:12:03,263 - No I mean it's a sign, 243 00:12:03,363 --> 00:12:05,023 like divine intervention kind of sign. 244 00:12:05,123 --> 00:12:05,863 - Oh yeah! 245 00:12:05,963 --> 00:12:07,424 - The guy that keeps trying to kill us is here, 246 00:12:07,524 --> 00:12:09,704 in this reality, on a billboard. 247 00:12:09,804 --> 00:12:11,544 - He doesn't look dangerous. 248 00:12:11,644 --> 00:12:14,105 But how can we be sure he knows anything at all? 249 00:12:14,205 --> 00:12:16,025 - It's all we have. Come on. 250 00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:16,865 - Hey. Hey. Danny. Danny. 251 00:12:16,965 --> 00:12:20,546 I was up all night, I've got this song "Firewire Junkie" 252 00:12:20,646 --> 00:12:22,967 I don't know what it's about, but the lyrics are, 253 00:12:23,847 --> 00:12:27,467 oh they are so wow right now. 254 00:12:27,567 --> 00:12:29,228 - Can we walk while we talk about how brilliant you are? 255 00:12:29,328 --> 00:12:30,028 - Yeah. 256 00:12:30,128 --> 00:12:30,868 - Great. 257 00:12:30,968 --> 00:12:32,388 - I mean I guess it means I was addicted to the internet 258 00:12:32,488 --> 00:12:35,869 or something, 'cause junky, firewire, 259 00:12:35,969 --> 00:12:36,749 they just sort of go to- 260 00:12:36,849 --> 00:12:38,509 - Morning. This way. 261 00:12:38,609 --> 00:12:40,750 - Oh, change of plan. 262 00:12:40,850 --> 00:12:42,310 Me and Danny actually have some stuff 263 00:12:42,410 --> 00:12:43,790 we need to take care of. 264 00:12:43,890 --> 00:12:45,271 - Right so I'll just tell the world's media 265 00:12:45,371 --> 00:12:46,951 that's gathered for your press conference 266 00:12:47,051 --> 00:12:50,031 that you've got some stuff shall I? 267 00:12:50,131 --> 00:12:51,052 Yeah. That'd be grand, thank you cheers 268 00:12:51,132 --> 00:12:54,352 - You can't come back from the dead after four years 269 00:12:54,452 --> 00:12:56,453 and just slink off. 270 00:12:58,293 --> 00:13:00,313 - Whoa, who are these guys? 271 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:01,994 - They're your security detail. 272 00:13:02,094 --> 00:13:02,914 After the limo incident, 273 00:13:03,014 --> 00:13:04,834 you're not going anywhere without protection. 274 00:13:04,934 --> 00:13:06,955 - Screw it, I'll go to Goldenmire myself. 275 00:13:07,055 --> 00:13:09,195 - Just wait, just wait for this shit to die down man. 276 00:13:09,295 --> 00:13:12,676 - I don't want to wait, I wanna get out of here. 277 00:13:12,776 --> 00:13:14,776 We need to find another wristband. 278 00:13:15,456 --> 00:13:16,436 - I know but it could be dangerous. 279 00:13:16,536 --> 00:13:17,716 We need to stick together. 280 00:13:17,816 --> 00:13:18,877 - You mean you want me to sit around 281 00:13:18,977 --> 00:13:20,077 and watch people drool over you. 282 00:13:21,377 --> 00:13:24,358 milo, Milo, keep your shit together, okay? 283 00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:25,958 I'm gonna find us a way out of here. 284 00:13:27,298 --> 00:13:28,398 Be careful hey. 285 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,900 - Your breakfast. 286 00:13:40,901 --> 00:13:42,121 - This is breakfast? 287 00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:44,221 - Yeah, your usual. 288 00:13:45,782 --> 00:13:48,802 - Okay, okay, ah no. 289 00:13:48,902 --> 00:13:50,522 I'm supposed to be keeping my shit together. 290 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:53,183 Danny doesn't think I can, but I can. 291 00:13:54,903 --> 00:13:56,904 - You've really changed. 292 00:13:57,384 --> 00:13:58,124 - On the other hand, 293 00:13:58,224 --> 00:13:59,964 they do say it's the most important meal of the day, 294 00:14:00,064 --> 00:14:02,045 don't they? 295 00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,365 Fuck yeah! 296 00:14:07,345 --> 00:14:10,486 Showtime. 297 00:14:15,467 --> 00:14:17,467 - You got a cigarette? 298 00:14:18,908 --> 00:14:19,648 - Excuse me? 299 00:14:19,748 --> 00:14:22,688 - A cigarette, you know like a smoke. 300 00:14:22,788 --> 00:14:24,849 Gives you cancer. 301 00:14:24,949 --> 00:14:26,969 - You're Callum Stevens. 302 00:14:27,069 --> 00:14:29,930 I thought I was gonna have to fight my way in to find you. 303 00:14:30,030 --> 00:14:31,690 You're the boss of Goldenmire. 304 00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:33,610 - Boss? 305 00:14:33,710 --> 00:14:35,851 Oh God, those fucking posters. 306 00:14:35,951 --> 00:14:38,571 Ta dah no. 307 00:14:38,671 --> 00:14:41,252 It is one of those stupid initiatives. 308 00:14:41,352 --> 00:14:43,492 "Oh let's get our ordinary employees 309 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:46,933 onto a billboard, show we are a company that cares, hey!" 310 00:14:47,033 --> 00:14:49,033 - You don't know who I am. Do you? 311 00:14:50,033 --> 00:14:51,333 Course not. 312 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,054 Why would you when it's a you from another universe 313 00:14:53,154 --> 00:14:55,154 that's chasing us? 314 00:14:56,234 --> 00:14:59,615 - Erm, another, another what? 315 00:14:59,715 --> 00:15:02,295 - Nothing. You'd think I was mental if I told you. 316 00:15:02,395 --> 00:15:05,376 - Whoa, whoa, sorry, you said something 317 00:15:05,476 --> 00:15:07,476 about another universe? 318 00:15:08,477 --> 00:15:12,137 - Yeah, I'm from an alternate reality. 319 00:15:14,598 --> 00:15:16,858 See I told you you'd think I was mental. 320 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,038 No, no, it's not that. 321 00:15:19,999 --> 00:15:24,119 No, I'm laughing because I believe you. 322 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:31,021 Hey, excuse me sir, 323 00:15:31,121 --> 00:15:33,141 would you please turn that up? 324 00:15:33,241 --> 00:15:34,621 Thank you very much. 325 00:15:34,721 --> 00:15:37,582 But this is the jam this is my jam man. 326 00:15:37,682 --> 00:15:40,222 What is it this song? What is it? 327 00:15:40,322 --> 00:15:41,143 - "Firewire Junkie." 328 00:15:41,243 --> 00:15:41,983 - "Firewire Junkie." 329 00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:43,063 Course it is, yeah, love it. 330 00:15:43,163 --> 00:15:44,903 That is a Monster bassline, what's that instrument. 331 00:15:45,003 --> 00:15:46,944 What is that's instrument the de-de-de-boooo? 332 00:15:47,044 --> 00:15:47,824 - That's a guitar. 333 00:15:47,924 --> 00:15:49,704 - Guitar, mmh, they sound great. 334 00:15:49,804 --> 00:15:50,864 - Can I ask you something? 335 00:15:50,964 --> 00:15:51,664 - Mmh hmm. 336 00:15:51,764 --> 00:15:53,765 - What did you mean on that note? 337 00:15:54,725 --> 00:15:55,465 - Excuse me? 338 00:15:55,565 --> 00:15:57,425 - Your suicide note. 339 00:15:57,525 --> 00:15:59,466 The one you managed to leave behind my bookshelf 340 00:15:59,566 --> 00:16:01,306 so I didn't find it for months. 341 00:16:01,406 --> 00:16:03,987 Instead I spent week after week wondering 342 00:16:04,087 --> 00:16:06,607 what had happened to you, if you were still alive. 343 00:16:08,527 --> 00:16:10,528 - Again, really sorry. 344 00:16:11,968 --> 00:16:13,908 - On the last line you wrote, 345 00:16:14,008 --> 00:16:14,989 "I'll be on the other side, 346 00:16:15,089 --> 00:16:16,869 back where I fingered Stacey Flatley." 347 00:16:16,969 --> 00:16:18,589 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 348 00:16:18,689 --> 00:16:21,230 - Stacey Flatley was my first girlfriend. 349 00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:23,670 - So why would you write about fingering her 350 00:16:23,770 --> 00:16:25,771 on your suicide note? 351 00:16:26,411 --> 00:16:29,511 Drugs? Probably drugs. 352 00:16:29,611 --> 00:16:30,592 - Yeah that's what I thought. 353 00:16:30,692 --> 00:16:31,632 - So many drugs. 354 00:16:31,732 --> 00:16:34,372 Oh here we are! Let's have some fun. 355 00:16:50,535 --> 00:16:52,275 - There he is! Look it's him. 356 00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:54,436 What did you think? The comic. Did you read it? 357 00:16:54,536 --> 00:16:55,796 - I didn't get any time. 358 00:16:55,896 --> 00:16:58,317 - I'm writing a follow-up, it's called The Imposter. 359 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:01,477 It's about you and me, except it's not really you. 360 00:17:01,577 --> 00:17:03,437 It's someone else. 361 00:17:03,537 --> 00:17:05,538 - What are you saying, Danny? 362 00:17:06,538 --> 00:17:09,479 Oh my wow, you know my name! 363 00:17:09,579 --> 00:17:11,039 - Yeah we went to school together. Didn't we? 364 00:17:11,139 --> 00:17:13,399 - For a month or two, and then like a butterfly you flew! 365 00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:17,200 Like a big sexy butterfly! 366 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:20,161 - Please welcome local legend Milo Edwards! 367 00:17:22,701 --> 00:17:25,602 - Hello everybody. Hello. Yes. 368 00:17:25,702 --> 00:17:28,082 Me, with my face. 369 00:17:28,182 --> 00:17:30,162 Hello, hello, oh. - Hi. 370 00:17:30,262 --> 00:17:32,083 Thank you. 371 00:17:32,183 --> 00:17:34,323 What is, what is this for? 372 00:17:34,423 --> 00:17:35,403 - You never do a press conference 373 00:17:35,503 --> 00:17:37,504 without playing something first. 374 00:17:42,705 --> 00:17:45,725 Okay. 375 00:17:53,547 --> 00:17:58,547 Yeah so, this is a song, just one minute. 376 00:18:11,230 --> 00:18:12,690 Oh, could you is this tuned? 377 00:18:12,790 --> 00:18:17,791 Yeah? That's good! Okay then. 378 00:18:21,352 --> 00:18:22,652 This press conference is over. 379 00:18:22,752 --> 00:18:24,612 - Oh thank God. 380 00:18:36,834 --> 00:18:38,575 Jesus Kate, they shot me in the dick, 381 00:18:38,675 --> 00:18:39,535 they shot me in the dick. 382 00:18:39,635 --> 00:18:42,475 They've shot me in the dick! Argh! 383 00:18:47,516 --> 00:18:49,257 - What is this place? 384 00:18:49,357 --> 00:18:51,497 Have you got a Delorean down here. 385 00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:53,497 Okay, not a film fan. 386 00:18:55,958 --> 00:18:58,698 - It's Goldenmires basement, I am using it for my research. 387 00:18:58,798 --> 00:19:00,179 Ooh oh! 388 00:19:00,279 --> 00:19:02,619 Oh no! Don't touch that. 389 00:19:02,719 --> 00:19:03,419 - Why? 390 00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:05,520 - Seriously. Just don't touch it. 391 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,900 - So, parallel universes? 392 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:14,001 - Right, yeah so I studied Physics at Oreal, Oxford. 393 00:19:15,561 --> 00:19:20,562 Got a PhD, a lot of funding for a research project. 394 00:19:21,563 --> 00:19:23,563 Things were going really well. 395 00:19:24,323 --> 00:19:26,944 But then I had a big night out. 396 00:19:27,044 --> 00:19:31,544 Massive in fact, took about 750 micrograms of acid. 397 00:19:31,644 --> 00:19:33,385 Wound up jumping naked through the window 398 00:19:33,485 --> 00:19:36,285 of a local Pizza Express because I thought I was a deer. 399 00:19:39,486 --> 00:19:42,986 But I've been doing some research into parallel universes 400 00:19:43,086 --> 00:19:45,787 and how a person might jump into one. 401 00:19:45,887 --> 00:19:50,988 So I built this crude prototype, which didn't work! 402 00:19:51,088 --> 00:19:56,089 But it did find an area of unusual activity, somewhere here. 403 00:19:57,329 --> 00:20:02,350 Every single ion in this area is inverted! 404 00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:03,830 I suppose you'd call it. 405 00:20:03,930 --> 00:20:06,631 Which is against the laws of physics. 406 00:20:06,731 --> 00:20:10,111 That's the graveyard in front of the church. 407 00:20:10,211 --> 00:20:12,192 - I mean in my wilder moments I've often wondered 408 00:20:12,292 --> 00:20:15,892 if it's some kind of a gateway. 409 00:20:16,933 --> 00:20:20,013 And if we can just find the way to push through. 410 00:20:23,454 --> 00:20:24,194 - Then what? 411 00:20:24,294 --> 00:20:25,034 - Hmm? 412 00:20:25,134 --> 00:20:26,714 - If you can finally find a way to push through? 413 00:20:26,814 --> 00:20:28,995 - Oh, there wasn't really an end to that sentence. 414 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:33,136 Just that would be really cool basically. 415 00:20:34,136 --> 00:20:38,557 - Slowly, from the top using normal words, 416 00:20:38,657 --> 00:20:39,637 tell me what you know. 417 00:20:39,737 --> 00:20:43,237 - Okay, but we're gonna need biscuits! 418 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,719 - It's numb, it's the shock. I can't feel anything. 419 00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:53,739 Why would someone shoot me in the dick? 420 00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:54,940 - Okay, I don't think they were aiming for your dick. 421 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,200 I think they were trying to kill you, just calm down. 422 00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:58,560 - Calm down, calm down! 423 00:20:58,660 --> 00:21:00,841 How calm would you be if someone shot you in the vagina! 424 00:21:00,941 --> 00:21:01,681 - Don't be gross! 425 00:21:01,781 --> 00:21:03,801 - Oh! I'm sorry, but I love my penis Kate! 426 00:21:03,901 --> 00:21:04,681 I love it! 427 00:21:04,781 --> 00:21:05,541 It's not the biggest it's not the best 428 00:21:05,621 --> 00:21:07,362 and I don't get to use it a lot but Christ, 429 00:21:07,462 --> 00:21:08,762 it's mine, it's mine. 430 00:21:08,862 --> 00:21:10,642 Why is someone shooting at me all the time? 431 00:21:10,742 --> 00:21:12,883 - I can't find it. 432 00:21:12,983 --> 00:21:14,163 - Oh God it's gone? 433 00:21:14,263 --> 00:21:15,683 Has it all gone? Is it all gone? 434 00:21:15,783 --> 00:21:16,603 - The wound. 435 00:21:16,703 --> 00:21:18,704 You haven't been shot. 436 00:21:20,744 --> 00:21:22,745 - But my jeans. 437 00:21:23,385 --> 00:21:25,385 - It must be someone else's blood. 438 00:21:30,146 --> 00:21:32,246 - Can you pull my jeans up please? 439 00:21:32,346 --> 00:21:35,647 - So what you're saying is you need money? 440 00:21:35,747 --> 00:21:36,927 - And three months. 441 00:21:37,027 --> 00:21:40,308 - Three months here, Jesus Christ, my wedding. 442 00:21:43,508 --> 00:21:44,729 Would you come with me to meet 443 00:21:44,829 --> 00:21:46,249 the other traveler I was telling you about? 444 00:21:46,349 --> 00:21:49,089 He should be able to get you all the money you want. 445 00:21:49,189 --> 00:21:51,810 He is Milo Edwards after all. 446 00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:53,490 - Milo Edwards? 447 00:21:53,590 --> 00:21:57,131 OMG I love him and he's so hot. 448 00:21:57,231 --> 00:21:58,171 Is he that hot in real life? 449 00:21:58,271 --> 00:22:01,352 Because those eyes I could swim in them. 450 00:22:02,312 --> 00:22:03,292 - You hook us up with a way out of here 451 00:22:03,392 --> 00:22:06,152 and I promise you all the eye-swimming you want. 452 00:22:07,353 --> 00:22:08,693 Come on, let's go. 453 00:22:13,234 --> 00:22:14,894 Oh fucksticks. 454 00:22:14,994 --> 00:22:16,994 Go! Go! Go! 455 00:22:39,999 --> 00:22:42,139 - well, I don't know about you, 456 00:22:42,239 --> 00:22:43,579 but I could really do with a beer right- 457 00:22:43,679 --> 00:22:44,419 - Okay, who are you? 458 00:22:44,519 --> 00:22:46,820 Because you're sure as shit not Milo Edwards. 459 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,920 - Who are you? 460 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,781 You're from different universes. Right? 461 00:22:51,881 --> 00:22:52,901 That's why there are so many of you 462 00:22:53,001 --> 00:22:54,581 and you keep coming back? 463 00:22:54,681 --> 00:22:56,922 Am I sort of in the right ballpark here or? 464 00:22:58,722 --> 00:23:00,942 I'm important enough for you to want me dead. 465 00:23:01,042 --> 00:23:01,743 And not just me, 466 00:23:01,843 --> 00:23:03,783 but every version of me and Milo in existence. 467 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,583 - No we don't want all of you dead, just two of you. 468 00:23:06,683 --> 00:23:07,824 You're a slippery pair, 469 00:23:07,924 --> 00:23:09,424 so that's why were killing all of you. 470 00:23:09,524 --> 00:23:12,024 Might be a sledgehammer for a small nail approach 471 00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:14,025 but not my call. 472 00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:15,785 - Whose call is it? 473 00:23:15,885 --> 00:23:17,225 - You think I'm bad? 474 00:23:17,325 --> 00:23:19,926 Oh, there's a version of me 475 00:23:20,846 --> 00:23:24,207 even I'm fucking terrified of him, he's our leader. 476 00:23:27,047 --> 00:23:30,908 So let me give you a word of advice, you can't win. 477 00:23:31,008 --> 00:23:32,068 Running will only postpone 478 00:23:32,168 --> 00:23:34,929 your painful and inevitable demise. 479 00:23:35,769 --> 00:23:38,949 Give up now and I promise I will make it quick 480 00:23:39,049 --> 00:23:41,270 and painless ish. 481 00:23:43,090 --> 00:23:43,830 - That's not advice, 482 00:23:43,930 --> 00:23:45,591 that's you asking me nicely if you can kill me. 483 00:23:45,691 --> 00:23:47,311 - Can't say I didn't offer. 484 00:24:05,974 --> 00:24:09,055 wristband, come on, come on, come on. 485 00:24:13,256 --> 00:24:14,516 - Why have you have you got a gun? 486 00:24:14,616 --> 00:24:15,636 - Everyone has a gun. 487 00:24:15,736 --> 00:24:17,076 - Yeah, so it would appear. Since when? 488 00:24:17,176 --> 00:24:19,157 - Since Prime Minister Farage said we could. 489 00:24:19,257 --> 00:24:20,477 - Farage? 490 00:24:20,577 --> 00:24:22,077 The guy with the weird ties? The UKIP guy? 491 00:24:22,177 --> 00:24:22,917 - Who are you? 492 00:24:23,017 --> 00:24:25,038 - I'm Milo Edwards. Who else would I be? 493 00:24:25,138 --> 00:24:27,438 - Okay, well the Milo Edwards I know 494 00:24:27,538 --> 00:24:30,399 has a tattoo of the Venus de Milo on his penis. 495 00:24:30,499 --> 00:24:32,799 He calls it his Penis de Milo. 496 00:24:32,899 --> 00:24:35,520 Sorry, that's classic me, that. 497 00:24:35,620 --> 00:24:36,960 Penis de Milo, that is, that is genius! 498 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:38,480 - Except you don't have the tattoo. 499 00:24:38,580 --> 00:24:39,520 - I had it removed. 500 00:24:39,620 --> 00:24:41,521 - Oh what completely lasered off your dick? 501 00:24:41,621 --> 00:24:43,081 That's way too painful to be possible. 502 00:24:43,181 --> 00:24:44,681 - Maybe it wasn't real in the first place 503 00:24:44,781 --> 00:24:47,242 and I just put it there to impress the ladies! 504 00:24:47,342 --> 00:24:48,882 - You were different before. 505 00:24:48,982 --> 00:24:52,163 You were more confident, more handsome, just cooler! 506 00:24:52,263 --> 00:24:53,203 - I'm cool! 507 00:24:53,303 --> 00:24:55,083 - No, I mean you're a good likeness. 508 00:24:55,183 --> 00:24:57,364 I'll give you that and it was probably worth a lot of money, 509 00:24:57,464 --> 00:24:59,004 pretending to be him. 510 00:24:59,104 --> 00:25:01,084 But I took a strand of your hair from the limo 511 00:25:01,184 --> 00:25:03,185 and I sent it to tested for DNA. 512 00:25:03,865 --> 00:25:06,125 - All right, listen, listen, I'll tell you everything. 513 00:25:06,225 --> 00:25:08,406 But I've been shot at twice in the past 24 hours 514 00:25:08,506 --> 00:25:10,766 and they're almost certainly coming back to finish the job. 515 00:25:10,866 --> 00:25:12,766 So I'd just really like to get out of here 516 00:25:12,866 --> 00:25:14,487 before I get shot at again. 517 00:25:14,587 --> 00:25:16,587 That would be great! 518 00:25:35,030 --> 00:25:36,651 - Where is the bloody gateway? 519 00:25:41,192 --> 00:25:44,172 - So that's what you're going with? A parallel world? 520 00:25:44,272 --> 00:25:45,772 - It's the truth. 521 00:25:45,872 --> 00:25:47,133 - Two shots of Tequila. Thanks. 522 00:25:47,233 --> 00:25:49,453 - Look I know, I know it sounds crazy, 523 00:25:49,553 --> 00:25:53,294 but where I'm from, I picked the Transformer. 524 00:25:53,394 --> 00:25:54,134 - What are you on about? 525 00:25:54,234 --> 00:25:56,174 - The big story about Milo Edwards when he was a kid 526 00:25:56,274 --> 00:25:59,455 and the choice between a Transformer and the guitar. 527 00:25:59,555 --> 00:26:01,615 I picked the Transformer, this guy picked the guitar, 528 00:26:01,715 --> 00:26:03,716 and hey presto, rock star. 529 00:26:11,317 --> 00:26:12,737 - That's the same story he used to tell. 530 00:26:12,837 --> 00:26:15,538 But he didn't pick the guitar, he picked the Transformer. 531 00:26:15,638 --> 00:26:17,258 - But that's what I did, I did that. 532 00:26:17,358 --> 00:26:18,858 Why's he so famous? 533 00:26:18,958 --> 00:26:20,779 - Because he decided that's what he wanted. 534 00:26:20,879 --> 00:26:22,379 You know he worked, he practiced. 535 00:26:22,479 --> 00:26:24,219 - But there have to of been like a thing, 536 00:26:24,319 --> 00:26:25,540 like he broke his leg 537 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,540 so he had to stay at home and practice. 538 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:28,520 I was just saying there has to be a point 539 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:29,940 where the realities diverged. 540 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,261 - You make choices, Milo. What to do, what not to do. 541 00:26:32,361 --> 00:26:33,701 And you live with them. That's all. 542 00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:35,581 You can't blame anyone but yourself 543 00:26:35,681 --> 00:26:37,462 for how your own life turns out. 544 00:26:46,803 --> 00:26:47,824 Hello. 545 00:26:47,924 --> 00:26:51,244 And? 546 00:26:52,364 --> 00:26:54,805 Yeah, okay yeah thanks, thanks for telling me. 547 00:26:58,966 --> 00:27:00,986 That was the lab calling with the DNA test results. 548 00:27:01,086 --> 00:27:02,666 - Now listen, I can explain- 549 00:27:02,766 --> 00:27:04,667 - It's a 100% match. 550 00:27:04,767 --> 00:27:08,147 Three independent tests, you're Milo Edwards. 551 00:27:08,247 --> 00:27:10,388 - I'm Milo, I told you, I told you so. 552 00:27:10,488 --> 00:27:12,428 - So why, have you been spinning me 553 00:27:12,528 --> 00:27:15,229 all this absolute bullshit about parallel worlds- 554 00:27:15,329 --> 00:27:16,069 - You had a gun! 555 00:27:16,169 --> 00:27:17,269 You've got a gun pointing at me 556 00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:18,589 I thought you wanted me to say something. 557 00:27:18,689 --> 00:27:20,690 So I'm saying something! 558 00:27:21,370 --> 00:27:23,370 - Okay, gonna need a lot more shots. 559 00:27:24,690 --> 00:27:25,511 - Yeah. 560 00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:42,114 - It's him. 561 00:27:46,494 --> 00:27:48,495 - Milo? 562 00:27:53,015 --> 00:27:54,836 Milo? Milo! 563 00:27:54,936 --> 00:27:56,836 - Oh hey, hey. 564 00:27:56,936 --> 00:27:57,996 - What happened? 565 00:27:58,096 --> 00:28:01,437 - Oh I don't know, I was shot at again. 566 00:28:01,537 --> 00:28:02,237 Again? 567 00:28:02,337 --> 00:28:03,917 - And I thought it was my dick, 568 00:28:04,017 --> 00:28:05,358 but it turns out that one of my fans 569 00:28:05,458 --> 00:28:06,878 got shot in the shoulder. 570 00:28:06,978 --> 00:28:09,919 They're okay, but it was really really close. 571 00:28:10,019 --> 00:28:11,879 - So you're fine, good. Now listen. 572 00:28:11,979 --> 00:28:12,719 I found Callum. 573 00:28:12,819 --> 00:28:16,640 And the one from here I shit you not, is this mad genius 574 00:28:16,740 --> 00:28:18,320 and he's been researching parallel universes. 575 00:28:18,420 --> 00:28:23,421 - Oh my God, can you two lovebirds please keep it down, 576 00:28:24,301 --> 00:28:25,961 oh I feel horrendous. 577 00:28:35,303 --> 00:28:36,883 - You had sex with her? 578 00:28:36,983 --> 00:28:37,964 - I don't think so. 579 00:28:38,064 --> 00:28:40,044 - You don't think so? 580 00:28:40,144 --> 00:28:41,164 - I don't really remember. 581 00:28:41,264 --> 00:28:42,965 - You might have had sex with my fiancée 582 00:28:43,065 --> 00:28:44,085 and you don't remember!? 583 00:28:44,185 --> 00:28:46,125 - So what if I did or I didn't? 584 00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:49,366 Jesus Christ, Danny, it's not all about you. 585 00:28:49,466 --> 00:28:51,566 - What is that supposed to mean? 586 00:28:51,666 --> 00:28:54,087 - You don't like it that I'm somebody here. 587 00:28:54,187 --> 00:28:55,187 That I'm the one people are looking at. 588 00:28:55,267 --> 00:28:57,447 - Don't be ridiculous, it's not even you. 589 00:28:57,547 --> 00:28:58,847 - That's why you ran off to Goldenmire without me 590 00:28:58,947 --> 00:29:00,488 while I got shot at by the way. 591 00:29:00,588 --> 00:29:02,368 - The Callum with the sword showed up, Milo, 592 00:29:02,468 --> 00:29:03,368 I almost got killed! 593 00:29:03,468 --> 00:29:05,409 - You just, you can't handle the fact that I am famous 594 00:29:05,509 --> 00:29:06,649 and that Kate choose me 595 00:29:06,749 --> 00:29:09,129 because everything has to be about you! 596 00:29:09,229 --> 00:29:11,230 - Screw you Milo! 597 00:29:14,110 --> 00:29:16,171 - Did you just? 598 00:29:16,271 --> 00:29:17,571 - I was angry. 599 00:29:17,671 --> 00:29:19,571 - You just pressed the button. 600 00:29:19,671 --> 00:29:20,411 - I didn't. 601 00:29:20,511 --> 00:29:22,512 - Yeah. You did. 602 00:29:22,872 --> 00:29:24,212 - It's broken anyway. 603 00:29:24,312 --> 00:29:26,432 It got pretty smashed up during the fight. 604 00:29:27,473 --> 00:29:29,473 - You would leave without me? 605 00:29:30,753 --> 00:29:33,054 How could you, how could you do that? 606 00:29:33,154 --> 00:29:34,174 What sort of friend does that? 607 00:29:34,274 --> 00:29:37,114 Are we even friends anymore, Danny? 608 00:29:38,835 --> 00:29:40,875 - I don't know. I honestly don't know. 609 00:29:47,996 --> 00:29:49,537 You got the names of everyone here? 610 00:29:49,637 --> 00:29:51,617 And he definitely checked in today? 611 00:29:51,717 --> 00:29:53,717 Daniel Gates? 612 00:29:54,478 --> 00:29:55,218 - Yeah? 613 00:29:55,318 --> 00:29:56,618 - Put your hands behind your back. 614 00:29:58,038 --> 00:29:58,818 - Excuse me? 615 00:29:58,918 --> 00:30:00,619 - Hands. 616 00:30:00,719 --> 00:30:03,939 Behind. 617 00:30:04,039 --> 00:30:04,859 Back. 618 00:30:04,959 --> 00:30:05,780 - Why? 619 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:06,620 - You're under arrest. 620 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,500 - But I, hang on, no, no, no, but I haven't done anything! 621 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:10,340 Hey, hey! 622 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,781 - I was sat on the cough in my PJ's with a slice of granary, 623 00:30:12,881 --> 00:30:14,581 and I'm looking at the TV and like, 624 00:30:14,681 --> 00:30:16,582 "Erm excuse me, what is my best friend of all time 625 00:30:16,682 --> 00:30:18,662 Danny doing shooting people at a press conference?" 626 00:30:18,762 --> 00:30:19,702 Do you know what I mean? 627 00:30:19,802 --> 00:30:21,142 I'm like "What!" 628 00:30:21,242 --> 00:30:24,263 Like "Phew, are you gonna call the police Paul? 629 00:30:24,363 --> 00:30:26,023 Err yeah I think I am gonna call the police 630 00:30:26,123 --> 00:30:28,104 because I don't want that kind of shit on my streets. 631 00:30:28,204 --> 00:30:29,304 Crime!" 632 00:30:29,404 --> 00:30:31,104 - Well thanks for your help. 633 00:30:31,204 --> 00:30:33,625 - I always thought he was one of the good eggs 634 00:30:33,725 --> 00:30:36,325 but he is rotten apparently. 635 00:30:37,605 --> 00:30:41,606 Rotten to his rotten yolk. 636 00:30:44,767 --> 00:30:46,767 Sorry, sayonara. 637 00:30:53,328 --> 00:30:56,329 - Unbelievable, lunatics and morons. 638 00:31:01,930 --> 00:31:02,950 - What's going on? 639 00:31:03,050 --> 00:31:04,790 Is anyone gonna tell me why I've been in here all night? 640 00:31:04,890 --> 00:31:06,991 - Let's start with why you've tried to shoot Milo Edwards? 641 00:31:07,091 --> 00:31:08,791 - Me? Shoot Milo? 642 00:31:08,891 --> 00:31:11,992 Why would you think that I would want to- 643 00:31:12,092 --> 00:31:13,432 - I knew you would be back. I knew it. 644 00:31:13,532 --> 00:31:15,532 - Oh God! 645 00:31:21,693 --> 00:31:23,694 - Kate? 646 00:31:29,455 --> 00:31:31,155 - Milo! Milo! 647 00:31:31,255 --> 00:31:35,876 - Danny, look mate, about last night, I didn't. 648 00:31:35,976 --> 00:31:37,976 Oh. Wrong Danny. 649 00:31:38,737 --> 00:31:39,997 - What do you mean? 650 00:31:40,097 --> 00:31:41,117 - What are you doing here? 651 00:31:41,217 --> 00:31:43,637 How did you get past security? 652 00:31:43,737 --> 00:31:45,878 - I'm really sorry about this, Milo, 653 00:31:45,978 --> 00:31:48,578 but I sort of killed them. 654 00:31:49,418 --> 00:31:50,159 - Excuse me? 655 00:31:50,259 --> 00:31:52,239 - Am I mumbling? I killed them. 656 00:31:52,339 --> 00:31:54,679 Just like I killed you four years ago. 657 00:31:54,779 --> 00:31:56,080 - Oh, you're properly fucking crazy. 658 00:31:56,180 --> 00:31:56,880 So it's been said, 659 00:31:56,980 --> 00:32:01,761 but I find labels so constrictive, don't you? 660 00:32:06,141 --> 00:32:09,082 - You can stop denying it, Mr. Gates. 661 00:32:09,182 --> 00:32:11,202 Your old friend Paul told us everything. 662 00:32:11,302 --> 00:32:12,643 - Fucking Paul. 663 00:32:12,743 --> 00:32:14,643 - He told us about the death threats 664 00:32:14,743 --> 00:32:16,883 you've been sending to Milo Edwards. 665 00:32:16,983 --> 00:32:20,164 We know you didn't turn up at work yesterday. 666 00:32:20,264 --> 00:32:23,005 And we know that you have a Farage permit for a firearm, 667 00:32:23,105 --> 00:32:25,365 so stop denying it. 668 00:32:25,465 --> 00:32:26,565 - You don't understand, 669 00:32:26,665 --> 00:32:29,006 there is somebody out there looks exactly like me, he- 670 00:32:29,106 --> 00:32:32,786 - Oh, your lucky day, it's your lawyer. 671 00:32:36,267 --> 00:32:37,367 - Dad? 672 00:32:37,467 --> 00:32:39,248 - You're lucky they have no concrete evidence right now, 673 00:32:39,348 --> 00:32:41,448 it's nothing but circumstantial. 674 00:32:41,548 --> 00:32:43,488 You disappointment me, son. 675 00:32:43,588 --> 00:32:45,209 Are you high on spliff and whatnot? 676 00:32:45,309 --> 00:32:48,289 - No Dad, I am not high on spliff and whatnot. 677 00:32:52,350 --> 00:32:54,330 - It's a Korean proverb. 678 00:32:54,430 --> 00:32:56,611 It means an insect falling into the gunpowder 679 00:32:56,711 --> 00:32:58,411 and entering the fire. 680 00:32:58,511 --> 00:33:00,511 - Since when did you speak Korean? 681 00:33:01,191 --> 00:33:04,332 - It means you're asking for trouble. 682 00:33:04,432 --> 00:33:06,572 Word of advice, get far away from here 683 00:33:06,672 --> 00:33:08,533 before they find proof of your guilt. 684 00:33:08,633 --> 00:33:11,013 - Dad, I really hope there's a universe out there 685 00:33:11,113 --> 00:33:12,494 where you're not a complete dick. 686 00:33:12,594 --> 00:33:14,014 But I'm not holding my breath. 687 00:33:14,114 --> 00:33:15,574 Now if you'll excuse me, I've got someone 688 00:33:15,674 --> 00:33:18,755 that needs my help. 689 00:33:21,595 --> 00:33:23,796 Thanks very much for getting me out of prison though! 690 00:33:28,797 --> 00:33:30,577 - I knew you were special the day I met you. 691 00:33:30,677 --> 00:33:31,417 - Special? 692 00:33:31,517 --> 00:33:32,477 Yeah well you're not the first person 693 00:33:32,557 --> 00:33:33,297 to call me that recently. 694 00:33:33,397 --> 00:33:35,818 - I knew there was a reason our paths had crossed. 695 00:33:35,918 --> 00:33:39,618 And now here you are, back from the dead. 696 00:33:39,718 --> 00:33:42,419 My big sexy butterfly. 697 00:33:42,519 --> 00:33:44,739 - If you think I'm so great why, why do you wanna kill me? 698 00:33:44,839 --> 00:33:46,980 - I'm helping you, you ungrateful bastard! 699 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:49,020 Helping you cross back to the land of the dead, 700 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,121 to set you free! 701 00:33:51,921 --> 00:33:53,541 - So, basically you're insane? 702 00:33:53,641 --> 00:33:55,641 - You're magic Milo! 703 00:33:56,041 --> 00:33:58,782 How else could that suicide note appear in your handwriting 704 00:33:58,882 --> 00:34:01,142 months after I stripped you of your flesh 705 00:34:01,242 --> 00:34:03,303 and wore it like a cape? 706 00:34:03,403 --> 00:34:07,224 It wasn't me, I hid your body where no one would find it. 707 00:34:07,324 --> 00:34:09,264 In my fridge. 708 00:34:09,364 --> 00:34:11,704 In between the mature cheddar and the snacking sausage. 709 00:34:11,804 --> 00:34:14,505 - Wait if you didn't write the suicide note then who did? 710 00:34:14,605 --> 00:34:18,906 ♪ I'm a firelight junkie I touch the sky ♪ 711 00:34:19,006 --> 00:34:23,466 ♪ I'm a firelight junkie flying high ♪ 712 00:34:23,566 --> 00:34:24,307 ♪ I'm a firelight- ♪ 713 00:34:24,407 --> 00:34:25,907 - All right, if you're gonna kill me, just do it, 714 00:34:26,007 --> 00:34:26,747 'cause it's gotta be better 715 00:34:26,847 --> 00:34:27,867 than whatever you're doing right now. 716 00:34:27,967 --> 00:34:30,308 - Milo, I just got arrested for trying to shoot you 717 00:34:30,408 --> 00:34:33,188 at your press conference, that weird fan must be- 718 00:34:33,288 --> 00:34:34,308 - Here. - Oh God! 719 00:34:34,408 --> 00:34:36,749 - You interrupted my song, mister. 720 00:34:36,849 --> 00:34:40,670 - I don't understand, what happened to me? To you? 721 00:34:40,770 --> 00:34:42,190 Why are you so obsessed with Milo? 722 00:34:42,290 --> 00:34:44,070 Obsessed? 723 00:34:44,170 --> 00:34:46,951 Save that for the teenage girls. 724 00:34:47,051 --> 00:34:49,951 I worship you Milo. 725 00:34:50,051 --> 00:34:52,152 When we first met at school, I was foolish enough 726 00:34:52,252 --> 00:34:53,712 to think that I was the special one. 727 00:34:53,812 --> 00:34:56,052 And then I heard you sing. 728 00:34:57,333 --> 00:35:00,553 Yeah, I was jealous at first. 729 00:35:00,653 --> 00:35:04,314 But then I knew it was my destiny to follow you, 730 00:35:04,414 --> 00:35:07,114 until the day I roasted you on my home-made spit. 731 00:35:07,214 --> 00:35:07,955 - You. 732 00:35:08,055 --> 00:35:09,515 - Oh Jesus Christ this me is mental. 733 00:35:09,615 --> 00:35:10,355 - I know. 734 00:35:10,455 --> 00:35:14,956 Before you go, tell me what was it like being dead? 735 00:35:15,056 --> 00:35:18,636 - Hang on, aren't you a bit surprised to see me? 736 00:35:18,736 --> 00:35:22,037 I mean I'm you, it's another you. 737 00:35:22,137 --> 00:35:24,558 Well, I would be if you're really here. 738 00:35:24,658 --> 00:35:26,798 But you're in my mind! 739 00:35:26,898 --> 00:35:28,518 - Right, okay, yeah. 740 00:35:28,618 --> 00:35:31,479 So if I'm in your mind, 741 00:35:31,579 --> 00:35:36,160 then you won't mind if I just come over here and- 742 00:35:36,260 --> 00:35:38,040 - Don't fucking touch me spirit! 743 00:35:54,103 --> 00:35:55,523 - They all carry guns here, see. 744 00:35:55,623 --> 00:35:57,624 - I noticed. 745 00:35:58,144 --> 00:35:59,604 You saved my life. 746 00:35:59,704 --> 00:36:01,644 - And you came back to save mine. 747 00:36:01,744 --> 00:36:03,605 I think we should hug. 748 00:36:03,705 --> 00:36:05,705 - Okay yeah! 749 00:36:10,826 --> 00:36:12,566 - I've never killed anyone before. 750 00:36:12,666 --> 00:36:14,047 - You didn't have a choice. 751 00:36:14,147 --> 00:36:16,147 - No. 752 00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:19,488 - Morning I thought we could probably both do with a 753 00:36:19,588 --> 00:36:22,168 Holy shit! 754 00:36:22,268 --> 00:36:24,408 - Okay, this is gonna be hard to explain. 755 00:36:24,508 --> 00:36:26,689 - No! No! No! No! No! No! 756 00:36:26,789 --> 00:36:28,809 Milo, no, I told you the last time, 757 00:36:28,909 --> 00:36:31,130 I will not help you cover up another dead body. 758 00:36:31,230 --> 00:36:32,170 - I've done this before? 759 00:36:32,270 --> 00:36:33,090 I've done this before! 760 00:36:33,190 --> 00:36:34,410 - I should never have got together with you, 761 00:36:34,510 --> 00:36:36,411 I knew we were wrong from the start but I just 762 00:36:36,511 --> 00:36:40,091 I was just blinded by your money and your celebrity, 763 00:36:40,191 --> 00:36:41,131 and your face. 764 00:36:41,231 --> 00:36:43,332 - Okay, breathe, yeah, just breathe. 765 00:36:43,432 --> 00:36:45,252 - Look I know you're not gonna believe this, 766 00:36:45,352 --> 00:36:49,973 but this isn't your Milo, Kate, your Milo was killed. 767 00:36:50,073 --> 00:36:51,653 He's already given me 768 00:36:51,753 --> 00:36:53,794 all this parallel world of bull shit! 769 00:36:54,874 --> 00:36:57,995 - Look at this guy Kate, really look at him. 770 00:37:00,035 --> 00:37:02,375 - You look the same. 771 00:37:02,475 --> 00:37:03,416 - We are the same. 772 00:37:08,436 --> 00:37:09,297 - Daniel Gates. 773 00:37:09,397 --> 00:37:11,957 Same address. Same date of birth. 774 00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:14,778 What the fuck? 775 00:37:16,838 --> 00:37:17,978 - So what are we gonna do here, Dan? 776 00:37:18,078 --> 00:37:20,299 You said you met another Callum? 777 00:37:20,399 --> 00:37:22,939 - Yeah, he said he found some quantum shit or something. 778 00:37:23,039 --> 00:37:23,779 - "Quantum shit?" 779 00:37:23,879 --> 00:37:25,380 - Yeah, it made more sense the way he explained it. 780 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,660 But basically he said that "There's like an area, 781 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:31,541 and there could be a gateway, there or something." 782 00:37:31,641 --> 00:37:33,461 Look, I looked all over there. 783 00:37:33,561 --> 00:37:35,601 There's nothing there. It's a dead end. 784 00:37:36,682 --> 00:37:38,462 It's the graveyard in front of the church. 785 00:37:38,562 --> 00:37:40,382 - This is where I fingered Stacey Flatley. 786 00:37:40,482 --> 00:37:41,662 It was written on the suicide note. 787 00:37:41,762 --> 00:37:43,103 "I'll be back on the other side, 788 00:37:43,203 --> 00:37:45,623 where I fingered Stacey Flatley." 789 00:37:45,723 --> 00:37:47,944 It was written on the back, right Kate? 790 00:37:48,044 --> 00:37:50,044 - Right. 791 00:37:50,804 --> 00:37:52,824 - This must mean something. 792 00:37:52,924 --> 00:37:54,865 If Callum has found a gateway at the exact spot 793 00:37:54,965 --> 00:37:57,265 where I fingered Stacey Flatley. 794 00:37:57,365 --> 00:38:01,146 The other side, this must be a clue. 795 00:38:01,246 --> 00:38:02,346 - From who? 796 00:38:02,446 --> 00:38:03,466 - I have no idea. 797 00:38:03,566 --> 00:38:05,867 But look, Crazy Danny didn't write that suicide note, 798 00:38:05,967 --> 00:38:07,267 and nor did Rockstar Milo, 799 00:38:07,367 --> 00:38:09,307 'cause well he didn't commit suicide. 800 00:38:09,407 --> 00:38:12,108 And Kate said it turned up after months. 801 00:38:12,208 --> 00:38:14,068 What if there's another Milo out there 802 00:38:14,168 --> 00:38:14,909 and he's trying to help us? 803 00:38:15,009 --> 00:38:16,709 - No-one wants you to be right about this more than I do, 804 00:38:16,809 --> 00:38:18,909 but there's nothing there I looked all over. 805 00:38:19,009 --> 00:38:19,829 - Did you climb the tree? 806 00:38:19,929 --> 00:38:21,670 - No. Why would I climb the tree? 807 00:38:21,770 --> 00:38:22,870 'Cause that's where you 808 00:38:22,970 --> 00:38:23,730 fingered Stacey Flatley. - Fingered Stacey Flatley. 809 00:38:23,810 --> 00:38:25,951 - Can everyone please stop saying fingered? 810 00:38:26,051 --> 00:38:27,051 - She asked me to, it was very respectful. 811 00:38:27,131 --> 00:38:29,431 - As respectful as fingering a girl up a tree can be, 812 00:38:29,531 --> 00:38:30,271 I suppose. 813 00:38:30,371 --> 00:38:31,111 - I'm gonna call the police, 814 00:38:31,211 --> 00:38:32,752 because there is a dead guy on the floor 815 00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:34,072 and two security guards out in the hall, 816 00:38:34,172 --> 00:38:35,792 that I'm starting to think might not be sleeping. 817 00:38:35,892 --> 00:38:36,652 - But they'll take us to prison. 818 00:38:36,732 --> 00:38:38,733 - Well you'd better run. 819 00:38:42,694 --> 00:38:44,394 I didn't completely believe you, 820 00:38:44,494 --> 00:38:46,554 not knowing Milo like I did. 821 00:38:46,654 --> 00:38:49,615 But seeing you two together, how you are, 822 00:38:51,015 --> 00:38:52,315 you make a great couple. 823 00:38:52,415 --> 00:38:53,155 - We're not. 824 00:38:53,255 --> 00:38:54,236 We're really not a couple. - No. 825 00:38:54,336 --> 00:38:55,996 We're just friends. - No. 826 00:38:56,096 --> 00:38:57,676 Good friends. 827 00:38:57,776 --> 00:39:02,057 In fact where we're from, you and I are together. 828 00:39:03,017 --> 00:39:04,678 We're getting married. 829 00:39:04,778 --> 00:39:05,518 - Really? 830 00:39:05,618 --> 00:39:07,438 - Yeah, we met at the Hobgoblin, 831 00:39:07,538 --> 00:39:10,599 when we were 17, some gig. 832 00:39:10,699 --> 00:39:12,559 - I went to the Hobgoblin when I was 17. 833 00:39:12,659 --> 00:39:15,299 And Milo was on stage, that's how we met. 834 00:39:18,300 --> 00:39:20,200 I loved Milo for his talent 835 00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:22,681 and I loved helping him become what he was. 836 00:39:22,781 --> 00:39:23,961 And God I loved the money 837 00:39:24,061 --> 00:39:29,062 but, I don't think I actually ever really loved him. 838 00:39:29,622 --> 00:39:31,602 If there is another world with another version of me 839 00:39:31,702 --> 00:39:34,223 that's ended up with a guy like you, 840 00:39:35,183 --> 00:39:37,183 then maybe there's hope after all. 841 00:39:42,904 --> 00:39:45,225 - It was, it was right here. 842 00:39:46,065 --> 00:39:48,065 Yeah it was right here. 843 00:39:48,505 --> 00:39:51,486 Shit, there has to be something around here. 844 00:39:51,586 --> 00:39:53,406 - Milo. 845 00:39:53,506 --> 00:39:54,887 - Unless Callum got it wrong, but then why would he- 846 00:39:54,987 --> 00:39:57,747 - Milo! Your legs. 847 00:40:04,708 --> 00:40:06,709 - Is this a good idea? 848 00:40:08,229 --> 00:40:09,329 We don't know where it leads. 849 00:40:09,429 --> 00:40:11,710 Mm, but it's not here, Danny-boy. 850 00:40:40,155 --> 00:40:41,855 - Hello! 851 00:40:41,955 --> 00:40:42,695 - What the hell!? 852 00:40:43,636 --> 00:40:48,016 Hey, hey calm down calm down, don't touch. 853 00:40:48,116 --> 00:40:49,417 - Did that girl have a device? 854 00:40:49,517 --> 00:40:51,657 - Yes and a T-shirt with my face on it. 855 00:40:51,757 --> 00:40:52,817 You know the world where I'm a rock star? 856 00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:54,457 She must've come from there. 857 00:40:54,557 --> 00:40:55,298 - Fucksticks. 858 00:40:55,398 --> 00:40:56,658 - It's okay, it's okay. 859 00:40:56,758 --> 00:40:58,298 Maybe the other us will find the gateway. 860 00:40:58,398 --> 00:41:00,399 - Where does that one go? 861 00:41:05,319 --> 00:41:07,460 - Shit. 862 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,560 If they go through that gateway Danny- 863 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,141 - Well then we need to find them. 864 00:41:13,241 --> 00:41:14,941 Before it's too late. 62235

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