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The October storm barred with double barral, low-
pressure system is being classed as the most intense
so far this wet season.
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Travelers warning for flash flooding, high winds and
severe thunderstorms have been issued by the
weather bureau.
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And the motorist is advised to take extreme caution
as already the road conditions have become
treacherous.
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Especially in those areas where the highways
crossare or near rivers or other major bodies of water.
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I repeat: The weather bureau has issued travelers
warnings for flash flooding,
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high winds and severe thunderstorms.
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The motorist is advised to take extreme caution as
road conditions have already become treacherous...
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Get the hell out you goddamn puppet!
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You're nothing but a puppet for the weather bureau
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and they pull the strings that makes yourmouth go
and down.
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bet you don't even know what the hell an actibar is!
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And don't go telling me it's some kind of a popsicle,
cause it ain't.
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I've got schooling, me. I'm no dummy!
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Charlie says that.
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Charlie didn't want no dummy for a wife
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and I didn't want no Charlie McCarthy for a husband
either.
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I wanted Charlie Hammond and I wanted to be Mrs.
Gert Hammond.
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Wife of Charlie.
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Charlie's woman. Forever.
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Notjust till they came.
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Stinking windshield wipers don't make a damn of a
difference.
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I shouldn't be toting around mammals night like
this.
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Why the hell didn't that crummy circus give that
amphibian case?
Quiet down Samson!
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You might be king of the jungle in Africa but in this
circus you ain't nothing but a bozo.
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Every time I see that trainer puttin' those hula hoops
on you and he see those kids screaming
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with the cracker-jacks flying out of their mouths and
see the cotton candy sticking to their chins it makes
me sick, sick Samson!
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I wanna puke on 'em.
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God knows it wouldn't make any difference. Not with
all the mustard and ice cream dripping down
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their fat little necks.
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You can't even tell between the freckles and the
mashed popcorn.
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No Medusa.I, I wasn't talking about you.
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Gorillas are different from little children.
They have more hair.
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Don't know what he's carrying but whatever they are
they sure are hungry.
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Hi stranger! No need to ask if you need a lift.We all
need one in this kind of weather.
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The real question, the 64 000 dollar question is how
high you wanna get.
What are you, a junkie?
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The only junk I carry is on my wrist.
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And what do you have in those two crates?
Just something I picked up when I was hitch hiking
from Tucson.
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Well you take your two crates and you take yourself
and you get yourself right into this car before you
drown in that rain. Yes mam! Right away!
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Sash. Pick up that lily-white butt and go help Mr.
Stranger with his things. And just give him a hand,
you hear?
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Hey! I saw something! An explosion or something. A
what? I don't know.
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Like a big ball of fire. Like something exploded. Like a
gas tank or something.
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You're very observant.So are you. I've been noticing
you scrutinizing me for a long time now.
What was it you're scrutinizing? My nose?
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Was there a piece of snot hanging from my nose?
No.Well I've caught a cold you know waiting out
in the rain until you picked me up.
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I'm mighty grateful to you.
With all your sweet music and your fancy smelling
pipe tobacco.
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What's the matter? You don't like Tchaikowskij?
I'm not complaining Chandler. Well I'm sure would
have liked you.
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Like I said, I'm mighty grateful. It's just that...
What Bond? Is it my gazes?
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My admiring glances at
your rather thriving torso? Do they put you ill at ease?
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Well no.It's just that's all you do. Just looking.
You mean you where expecting me to do something
else?
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Me -- Chandler Wilson, heir to the Wilson fortune and
widower
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of SarahLou Philips from the House of Philips
Unlimited?
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You mean the House of Philips?That big girdle
manufacturer plant down in Waco?
Yes.That's exactly what I mean.
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That big girdle factory in central Texas where
everything grows big.
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Hey Chandler.Yeah?Didn't your wife pass away
recently?
I seem to remember reading something about it
somewhere.
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My wife; SarahLou Philips, daughter of Leland Philips,
creator of The House of Philips Unlimited,
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died last year. Died a horrible death.
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I'm terribly sorry.For her or for me?For the both of
you.
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Well reserve your bleeding heart strictly for her.
Our marriage was going up in smoke anyway.
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Wasn't there a fire? Wasn't your wife killed in a fire?
You're very observant Bond.
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Is that where you got your good-looking body?
By chasing fire engines down the street.
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I worked hard getting this body looking the way it
does.
I bet you have. And is the investment paying off?
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Not tonight it isn't.
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Give me a puff of that cigarette, kid.
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First it's a pipe, now it's a cigarette.What's it going to
be next Chandler?
A white house cigar maybe?
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You've got an uncanny way of getting under my skin.
Wouldn't it be much nicer if I got into it rather than
under it?
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Is something the matter officer? Is wrong?
Officer? Oh no I'm nothing like that. I'm just a
housewife. That's all I am.
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See my badge? That was given to me by my
husband.
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He's the country rock singer Simon Cassidy.
Perhaps you've heard of him?
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I've got his pictures right here and they are all
personally autographed by Simon.
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Would you like one?I'm his secretary and Simon
personally autographed every eight by tens glossy for
his fans.
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You, young fellow. You look like a country rock fan.
Are you not?
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Sort of.
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My, my, my.Aren't you a wet noodle?
He's no wet noodle lady.I can testify to that.I'm just
standing out here in all this rain.
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Listen, I just stopped to converse with my fellow
travelers about the explosion I just saw down the road
a bit.
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I told you Chandler! I told you I saw something blow
up!
Maybe a bolt of lightning hit a tree or something.
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It wasn't the lightning mister.There was a big yellow
flash and then an orange sheet of fire shot skyways.
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Go back Chandler.
Maybe somebody got hurt.
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Listen kid. I vowed before embarking on this trip that
once I started I was never looking back.
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Now I'm going to Waco, Texas
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to that great, giant girdle factory that stands like a
mammoth mausoleum
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to the memory of my dead wife SarahLou Philips.
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You mean SarahLou Philips of The House of Philips
Unlimited?Yeah.
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That's what he's talking about!I don't intend to water
down my mission, the only mission I've got in life just
because some ball of fire lights up the night sky
in this godforsaken no where land.
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No, the ball of fire I've got planned is going to rival the
sun itself.
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You mark my words, Bond.It's gonna turn night
day!
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You scare me, mister.
You're talking like some sort of beatnik.
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And supposing I am! What do you have against
beatniks?
Well for one thing their bongo drums.I can't stand all
that stupid pounding.
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Listen. I don't know how we got on this hypotrical
subject...
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Hypothetical.
Well that's what I said.
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We ought to go back.There might be people dying
back there.
There are people up ahead who are dying too!
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Look Chandler. I gave you that cigarette and you put
it in your mouth.
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How about that white house cigar?
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I saw some lights up ahead.
There's probably a farmhouse up there.
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So I'll go and check and see if they have a telephone
just in case you find someone injured.
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All right lady.We'll meet you there.
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God bless you and keep you for the devil walks about
on nights such as this!
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Who is it?
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Who's that knocking at my door?
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Is that you Mr. Maple tree?
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Is the wind making you bang your branches against
my door?
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Hello? Is there anybody home?
Oh my god!
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That was a human voice!
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That was a woman's voice calling from behind that
door.
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Who is it that speaks to me with the voice of a
woman?
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My name is Mrs. Cassidy.
Sorry to bother you but I need your help.
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Well just a minute Mrs. Cassidy! Mrs Gert Hammond
will be with you in a minute.Please be patient!
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Why couldn't she have telephoned before coming
over?
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It isn't fair after all these years that someone should
knock on my door and not even warn me.
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Thirty minutes warning.
That's all I ask.
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One half hour to bathe and set my body in preparation
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for the ensuing visitation.
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Just a moment Mrs. Cassidy!
Mrs. Gert Hammond will be with you in a moment!
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Please forgive the delay!
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My hair.
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She mustn't see my hair like this.
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Oh my God!I'm seeing double.
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I'm so drunk I can't possibly hold an audience with
Mrs. Cassidy.
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What'll she think of me?
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She'll pity me.
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I'll be a disgrace to the memory of my dead husband.
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I've got to get this alcohol out of my system.
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Why did you have to come without calling,
Mrs. Cassidy?
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Please don't go away!I'm coming!Please, I'm coming
right now!
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Oh my goodness!Noah himself never had it so bad.
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If this keeps up we're going to have to build ourselves
an...
Have you been sick or something Miss?
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My name is Mrs. Gert Hammond.
Welcome to Prairie Blossom.
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The name my husband and I chose for the estate you
are now standing on.
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What happened to you head?
Please let me finish.
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Our home built upon a sanctum prairie between
the Chiquasaw and Thunderbird rivers,
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was built by hand with love and care by my husband
Charlie
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who now lies buried in the wine cellar beneath our
very feet.
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The stones that compile the outer walls of this stately
mansion where shipped by horse and cart...eh...
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The wonderful granite stones from the quarry in the
state of Connecticut
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where shipped by horse and cart...eh...
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By four white horses pulling a huge cart made from
the hard wood oaks of Kensington County.
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The day they departure as listed in the county
courthouse April 13:th, 1918.
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Friday.
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Friday the thirteenth.
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The same date as the death of my husband.
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That hideous nightmare swept after...
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Oh my dear, wretched woman!
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How could God in his mercy leave you alone in this
wilderness?I'm really cleansy with the waters
there.It's such a bowl of confusion tonight.
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How many days and nights is your womanly body
deprived of washcloth?
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What is the widows of the world need with the
washcloth?
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Soap for one thing and a soothing body oil for special
occasions.
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Who are you?
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Coming into my house with talk of soap and oil?
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If you're trying to sell something, get out!
I have no money.
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Only memories.
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I'm not selling anything,I'm giving away for free the
charity that was instilled in me
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in my girlhood at the first baptism at First Church
of Christ.
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The same church that my husband and I where
married in.Do you know who my husband is?
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No. Simon Cassidy.
Who's he?
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Do you mean to tell me that you don't know who
Simon Cassidy is?
Country rock singer.
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You one of the lonely women who's allowed my
husband to come into you room via the radio
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to dispel the gloom of your empty rooms?
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Don't you getjealous?
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My husband and I are as true to each other as we
where three years ago when we where married in
Kentucky.
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The wedding was perfect.
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There was something new: my snow-white virginity.
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Something old: Simon's mother who came in most
god awful satin rag.
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She looked like a bag of potatoes that was oozing
margarine.
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Then there was something borrowed: Simon's credit
card.
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And something blue: the blue grass of Kentucky
moving up and down the hills
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like the Pacific Ocean.One of these days I'm going to
see the Pacific Ocean for real when Simon makes it
to Hollywood.
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Does Hollywood want your husband?
Why hell yes. Of course Hollywood wants my
husband.
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But the parts have just not been up to
Simon's true creative capacity.
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Don't stop.Keep talking.
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Of course you've heard of Hal B Wallis.
The movie producer who produces all of Elvis'
movies. Yes, oh yes.
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So Mr. Wallis sent my husband's agent a script for a
small singing part
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in his film 'Bazookas for Peace'.
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I'd give my peace for a bazooka any time.
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After a little conference with my husband and his
agent
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in which I served them homemade brownies and
Turkish coffee, we all decided that the part would be
detrimental to Simon's career
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since it was a gruesome sequence.
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Simon was to be a private in the infantry
who sings a song to his troops that lie in beautiful
Ohio.
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Well, that part's all right.
Would you, would you mind washing me a lower
please?Oh there!That's fine!
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Anyhow, he wants to be singing about beautiful Ohio
when suddenly a bazooka-shot, hits my husband, hits
Simon who plays a private and hits him
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of all places in his privates.
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He was talking about shooting in slow motion and I
tell you it made me sick
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just thinking about it.That, that's just the way I felt.
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All this pain that mashed my husband in his motion
picture debut being violently emasculated in front of
millions
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of screaming people.
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That's right honey! Screaming just like that.
Why that would be the absolute end of his career all-
singing, all acting...
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Thank you.Thank you.
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Willene is my name and you are Gert?
Yes.I'm Gert.
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But I'm a Gert reborn.
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Every day is a re-birth.
Every day is Easter.
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Just remember to color your eggs happy colors, like
yellow and baby blue.
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By the way honey, where is your telephone?
It's in the other room.
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Thank you. There's no sound on this thing.
The lines must be down.
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The storm has no mercy for the telephone company.
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Anyway it's dangerous to talk on the phone there's
lightning in the sky.
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You're very good luck for me, Willene.
Those doors have not felt human knocking for a long
time.
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Probably the two men I left
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Good gracious!
What sort of mischief has the storm been up to?
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Then there was a crash.I said there was.A real bad
one too.
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They where lucky they managed to crawl away from
the wreck before that gas tank exploded.
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Why, why is that woman partly disrobed?
Was it the impact of the crash that did that?
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My skirt was wet.
That witch over there didn't want me to stain the
upholstery.
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I should have had you leave the dress on.
A wet stain is better than a smelly brown one
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Now cut it out you two.There's no more upholstery
period.
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Yeah that car is nothing but a smoldering wreck.
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Instead of fighting you three ought to get down on
your knees and thank the God almighty.
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Listen sister.I get down on my knees for only thing.
And it's the men thanking the almighty I'm doing it.
205
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She's a sassy one, ain't she?
Your zip is open young man.
206
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Sorry. Fresh mouth over there wasn't satisfied with
handling her stick shift.
It wasn't my fault the goddamn crash happened.
207
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And for good reason to shut you up
You shut me up this time baby.
208
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But maybe next time you won't be so lucky.
209
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Hush you two.You'll wake the dead.
You leave my husband out of this.
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My husband was a decent man.
Who is this woman?
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She's, eh, Mrs... eh... Mrs.My name is Mrs. Gert
Hammond.
Welcome to Prairie Blossom!
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The name my husband and I chose for the estate
you're now standing on.
213
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Why don't you just cut the crap and get something
to drink!
214
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Please forgive my manners.It's been so long since
I've entertained.
215
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Well you're doing pretty good in that short kimono,
Miss.
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It's Mrs.Mrs. Hammond is a widow.Her husband is
buried in the wine cellar.
217
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Oh really?Well then why don't you just forget about
those drinks.
Afraid of the dead Roo?
218
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No, someone thinks that lying on your back all the
time is like turning over.
219
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I couldn't agree with you more.
Not me! I always sleep on my back. Why is that?
220
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Cause in the back everything lies down flat.
Nothing pokes up.
221
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There's nothing flat about your back.
In fact it's damn nice and round.
222
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You're so accustomed to eying buttocks.What's
keeping you from straying your peepers on this
bottomless broad over here?
223
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I'm not a broad! I resent that male chauvinist...
224
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You shut up! Shut your bag mouth and quit talking
the ghost of my dead wife.
225
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Chandler! You're wife's dead. She's dead!
Yeah, but not forgotten!
226
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No, women like her are not easy to forget.
227
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You wanna know how she died? You stupid fool!
Let go of my throat!
228
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Stop that childish nonsense.
They're sisters!
229
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She went to a garden party one afternoon. She took
her girdle off and she lit a match to it
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as a sign of her liberation
Chandler, let go of her throat! Chandler!
231
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What she didn't know was that that girdle was
flammable
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and blow up in her goddamn face! Stop it please!
233
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It blew up right in her face. And her head was covered
in flaming liquid-rubber.
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You almost strangled me.
Everyone at the garden party started screaming.
235
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And then they threw their drinks on her to doze out
the flames.
236
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What they forgot was that it was alcohol they where
drinking. Oh my dear God.
237
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The horror of the moment was so grave.To all
and purposes we where just staring flaming,
screaming
238
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scarecrow running across the green lawn in a panic.
239
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And we all started laughing.
240
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I laughed so hard that tears were running down my
cheeks.
241
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We all roared hysterically until there was this hideous
hiss.
242
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And the white colored steam that boiled skyways
the swimming pool as she fell in.
243
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Then there was silence.
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Dead silence.
I'm sorry.
245
00:30:16,131 --> 00:30:19,601
I didn't know your wife was SarahLou Philips,
246
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daughter of Leland Philips, creator of The House of
Philips Unlimited. In Waco, Texas.
247
00:30:25,651 --> 00:30:29,849
I didn't realize that I had married into such notoriety.
248
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To us, the women of North America, your wife was a
martyred saint.
249
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She was a stupid idiot!
A sick nitwit.
250
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You wanted to hear about our love life, didn't you
Bond.
251
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Well I'm gonna tell you all the filthy details.
I'm gonna tell you right here and right now.
252
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Shut up Chandler.
This isn't the time or the place.
253
00:30:51,371 --> 00:30:58,607
No, no it wouldn't be for you! You'd rather I told
behind the trashcans at a greyhound bus depot.
254
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You cheap, rotten...
255
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You brute!
256
00:31:10,891 --> 00:31:15,601
I'm sorry Chandler. But you tried to cheapen me in
front of all these people
257
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by suggesting that I'd sell my body to you for money.
And that's an outright lie!
258
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When I give my body it's like a gift from God without
any moniery reward.
259
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Monetary!
That's what I said. Like a gift from God without any
kind of monetary reward.Amen!
260
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Everyone is welcomed at Prairie Blossom! Come!
261
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Take off your wet clothes and get into something dry
and warm.
262
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You are welcome to dawn the apparel hanging before
you.
263
00:32:00,371 --> 00:32:07,083
To your right you'll find the clothing that adorned
in my youth.
264
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To your left there hang the garments of my deceased
husband.
265
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They hang there in the exact condition in which he
them.
266
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For your convenience and privacy while changing
may I suggest that you use the far bedroom down that
hallway.
267
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And now that you have your instructions may I wish
you all a hearty welcome for the duration of your stay.
268
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Look lady. You're very nice and all that but I don't
wanna stick around here.
269
00:32:50,371 --> 00:32:56,606
I don't think we have much choice if you noticed that
level of the river when we crossed it. How can we
remember? Not with the accident and all.
270
00:32:56,891 --> 00:33:01,089
Believe me. We were lucky to make it with the water
so high.
271
00:33:01,371 --> 00:33:08,083
Yeah that's right. My head was all foggy but when I
looked out the car window and saw that twirling water
I sobered up really quick!
272
00:33:08,371 --> 00:33:12,842
Yeah the bridge is gone by now.
And like ways the bridge that crosses the Chiquasaw.
273
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No my friends. You must not, you cannot go into
purgatory out those front doors.
274
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Please avail yourselves of my hospitality until the
good lord sees fit to turn out his faucets.
275
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I will leave you for a while to prepare some goodies
from the kitchen.
276
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Remember please to use that far bedroom down the
hallway.
277
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And please, be patient with one another.
The night is always long on the prairie.
278
00:33:56,651 --> 00:34:00,849
Thank you Mrs. Hammond.
She's got some pair of boobs. I'll say that much!
279
00:34:01,131 --> 00:34:03,087
I think you've said just about enough.
280
00:34:06,371 --> 00:34:10,330
Never mind about her.
You and I got some unfinished business to take care
of later.
281
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Don't hold your breath.
I'd hate to see that nice face turn blue.
282
00:35:19,651 --> 00:35:21,607
Good boy.
283
00:37:18,651 --> 00:37:20,607
Darn you!
284
00:37:34,651 --> 00:37:37,609
Come on! Hurry up! What are you doing? Playing
yourself?
285
00:37:54,131 --> 00:37:57,601
I think the person that decorated this room had
mind.
286
00:39:25,131 --> 00:39:26,610
Turn around.
287
00:39:30,371 --> 00:39:31,850
Turn around.
288
00:39:39,651 --> 00:39:44,600
Oh my God. That's a big one!
289
00:41:48,651 --> 00:41:52,849
I heard this was a melon season.
And now I believe it.
290
00:41:53,131 --> 00:41:56,089
Melons have seeds and I don't.
291
00:41:56,371 --> 00:41:59,602
Not even after that encounter with Johnny Appleseed
over there?
292
00:41:59,891 --> 00:42:02,086
Jerry, buster!
293
00:42:08,371 --> 00:42:16,324
Who would have thought that old bugger was into
graphic art? Get a load of this stuff. It's really graphic.
294
00:42:29,371 --> 00:42:31,601
Check this dude out!
295
00:43:50,371 --> 00:43:52,089
Get it in god damn it!
296
00:44:52,651 --> 00:44:57,600
So that's your game, Betty Bozo!
You should be ashamed of yourself!
297
00:44:57,891 --> 00:45:03,602
Telling everybody you're in the kitchen making
goodies!
And you ain't doing nothing of a kind.
298
00:45:03,891 --> 00:45:08,601
In fact you've got the gall to hide behind somebody
who never lied in his life!
299
00:45:16,131 --> 00:45:20,602
It's Mrs. Cassidy. Are you finished yet?
Yeah sure. Come on in!
300
00:45:22,371 --> 00:45:25,090
Don't ever do that to me again!
301
00:45:30,371 --> 00:45:33,602
I ain't done nothing to you yet lady.
302
00:45:34,371 --> 00:45:41,846
You have no sense of common decency! And here's a
toothpick for you!
And if it's decency you want, don't come in this room.
303
00:45:43,651 --> 00:45:49,840
That filthy man! I'm afraid you open your doors as
as your heart to the scum of this planet.
304
00:45:50,131 --> 00:45:56,604
Here on spaceship earth there's no scum. There are
just malfunctioning circuits.
305
00:45:56,891 --> 00:46:01,601
Well someone is sure malfunctioning in your
bedroom.
That isn't my bedroom.
306
00:46:01,891 --> 00:46:08,603
Well whose is it then? Your husband's?
It was our son's bedroom.
307
00:46:09,131 --> 00:46:15,604
Was? You mean he's gone? Moved away?
Where is he then?
308
00:46:17,131 --> 00:46:26,608
My son, our son, no longer exists.
Oh Mrs. Hammond. I'm really sorry.
309
00:46:26,891 --> 00:46:31,601
I didn't realize that tragedy had struck you twice.
Is he dead then?
310
00:46:31,891 --> 00:46:36,601
No. He does not exist.
311
00:46:37,131 --> 00:46:43,081
Well I'm afraid I don't understand what you mean
certainly wouldn't be careless enough to dwell
subject.
312
00:46:44,371 --> 00:46:50,606
May I have something to eat?
By all means. Help yourself.
313
00:46:51,131 --> 00:46:53,087
This looks refreshing.
314
00:46:56,131 --> 00:47:00,602
Oh, it's a cucumber.
Are you in the habit of peeling your cucumbers in
advance?
315
00:47:00,891 --> 00:47:08,081
Yes it ages the flavor.
It certainly does. Boy does this taste odd.
316
00:47:08,651 --> 00:47:13,600
Eat up! You'll soon acquire a taste for it.
317
00:47:14,891 --> 00:47:21,080
I'd like for you to.
It would make for a much closer friendship between
us.
318
00:47:21,371 --> 00:47:29,085
I'm afraid I can't finish it. Would you like to share it?
No. I've already had it thank you.
319
00:47:29,371 --> 00:47:32,841
Do you mind if I throw it away?
Not at all my dear.
320
00:47:33,131 --> 00:47:35,964
Most things out of nature is disposable
321
00:47:36,291 --> 00:47:43,845
Just throw it in the bag under the sink.
Why Mrs. Hammond! You've got a whole pile of
in here!
322
00:47:46,371 --> 00:47:52,606
Call me Gert, Willene. I feel like you've gotten to know
me more intimately.
323
00:47:55,131 --> 00:48:00,603
Those cucumbers did not age properly enough to suit
my hungry lips
324
00:48:01,651 --> 00:48:04,085
so I had to get rid of them.
325
00:48:05,131 --> 00:48:12,606
The smell is really terrible. I'll take out the trash if you
pick up that, that thing in the hallway.
326
00:48:12,891 --> 00:48:18,602
What thing in the hallway?
Well, it looks like a banana slug but don't let that fool
you.
327
00:48:19,131 --> 00:48:24,080
Banana slugs wiggle and the only thing wiggling at
the end of that thing was Toydy.
328
00:48:24,651 --> 00:48:27,609
He's quite a man, isn't he?
329
00:48:28,131 --> 00:48:31,601
Well part of him is a man the other part I'm not too
sure about.
330
00:48:32,371 --> 00:48:40,847
The coin of sexuality always has two faces. That's
what my son always used to say.
331
00:48:41,131 --> 00:48:48,845
Are those your son's toys in the bedroom?
My son was rather grown-up for a boy of sixteen.
332
00:48:50,371 --> 00:48:55,604
That's when he started to order those divertissements
through the mail.
333
00:48:57,131 --> 00:49:07,609
They always came in a plain, brown wrapper.
And every morning I'd bring them in along with his
breakfast tray.
334
00:49:08,371 --> 00:49:15,083
He was strictly forbidden to open them until he had
eaten all of his breakfast.
335
00:49:16,651 --> 00:49:20,326
There was usually prune juice and...
Why prune juice?
336
00:49:20,651 --> 00:49:25,850
Gerald always wanted his system cleaned out
regularly.
337
00:49:26,131 --> 00:49:32,081
Well I can see why after that thing in the hallway.
Who'd wanna to keep washing their toys all the time?
338
00:49:32,651 --> 00:49:40,604
And after the prune juice, there'd be two eggs, sunny
side up and four sausage links.
339
00:49:40,891 --> 00:49:51,085
And after the sausage there'd be three pieces of
buttered toasts along with a steaming hot cup of
coffee.
340
00:49:51,371 --> 00:49:56,604
I'd bet he take plenty of cream in his coffee.
My son loved cream.
341
00:49:57,371 --> 00:50:01,603
He licked it up like a cat!
But a cat has nine lives
342
00:50:02,131 --> 00:50:08,081
and your son, unfortunately, had only one.
So now he joins your husband in death.
343
00:50:08,371 --> 00:50:18,611
My husband is dead. My son is no more. He no longer
exists.
344
00:50:21,371 --> 00:50:25,000
Come Willene.
Shall we prepare a little dinner for our guests?
345
00:50:26,371 --> 00:50:30,603
Damn it! I need a drink!
The wine is in the cellar!
346
00:50:31,131 --> 00:50:35,602
Please help yourselves to whatever vintage the
occasion calls for!
347
00:50:35,891 --> 00:50:41,090
Go ahead, Roo. Go get us some wine.
I ain't going down there with no dead man laying
around.
348
00:50:41,371 --> 00:50:48,083
I'll go get some wine. If Bond comes with me.
I don't like cellars Chandler. They smell funny.
349
00:50:48,371 --> 00:50:56,324
Do they smell fishy, is that what it is? Well hell kid,
with Chandler it's not gonna smell fishy. Just strong
and musty.
350
00:50:57,651 --> 00:51:05,080
Mrs. Hammond! Is there a light down in the
basement?
No, but there's a large flashlight over by the window.
351
00:51:05,651 --> 00:51:11,089
Now that's real good. In case he can't get it up
Chandler, you've got something to fall back on.
352
00:51:16,891 --> 00:51:20,850
What's going on? Stop it! Stop it you two!
353
00:51:23,891 --> 00:51:27,088
You're nothing but a troublemaker.
I don't make trouble. I just make whoopee.
354
00:51:27,371 --> 00:51:30,329
You make me sick, that's what you make me!
355
00:51:30,651 --> 00:51:35,850
That's not what I'll make you Chandler. You may
choke and gag a little but you're not going to feel sick.
356
00:51:36,131 --> 00:51:39,328
Who do you think you're talking to?
One of those life-size dolls in the bedroom?
357
00:51:39,651 --> 00:51:44,600
No.Those dolls operate on air power. His operates on
lust!
358
00:51:45,651 --> 00:51:50,600
That's what you can expect from my mouth, Toydy.
Save that spit for Bond's flashlight.
359
00:51:50,891 --> 00:51:54,327
Looking at the bulge in his pants you're gonna need it!
360
00:51:54,651 --> 00:52:00,601
My God! Back there in the kitchen it sounded like a
tornado had decided to join our little party.
361
00:52:01,651 --> 00:52:07,089
Sorry about the lamp. I'll give you six bucks for it, will
that be enough?
362
00:52:07,371 --> 00:52:09,566
I don't want your money!
363
00:52:11,131 --> 00:52:18,606
You people have lit up my life more brightly than that
lamp could ever have done.
364
00:52:19,131 --> 00:52:26,845
And if you'll just wait fifteen minutes Willene and
prepare you a tangible example
365
00:52:27,131 --> 00:52:29,087
of my gratefulness.
366
00:52:29,651 --> 00:52:33,041
Come Willene. The pots and pans are waiting.
367
00:52:47,651 --> 00:52:50,609
Here. Give me that flashlight.
You've got your hands full.
368
00:52:51,131 --> 00:52:54,089
Full with the wrong stuff.
What do you mean?
369
00:52:54,371 --> 00:53:00,606
I'd rather have them wrapped around you.
What brought that on?
370
00:53:00,891 --> 00:53:07,080
The way you handled yourself in that room back
there.
How do you know what I was doing in bedroom?
371
00:53:07,891 --> 00:53:12,601
I don't mean the bedroom.
I mean the way you acted in the living room.
372
00:53:13,371 --> 00:53:17,080
Oh that. Well he had it coming.
373
00:53:17,651 --> 00:53:25,604
I don't mean just the ruff stuff.
I mean the thoughtfulness and the tenderness that
you exhibited to Mrs. Hammond.
374
00:53:27,651 --> 00:53:34,090
What? You mean the six dollars? Well I was willing to
give it to her but she just wouldn't take it.
375
00:53:34,371 --> 00:53:37,602
You find no problem with me.
376
00:53:40,371 --> 00:53:45,604
What do you want? Six dollars?
Six dollars plus interest.
377
00:53:47,651 --> 00:53:56,844
And what's the interest?
To put it bluntly, my interest in your body.
378
00:53:57,371 --> 00:54:00,841
Not my thoughtfulness and tenderness?
Just my body?
379
00:54:01,131 --> 00:54:04,601
I'm playing by the rules of your own game, Chandler.
380
00:54:05,371 --> 00:54:10,081
I want you to get excited about me in the same way
that you would towards your friend Bond.
381
00:54:10,371 --> 00:54:16,606
He's not my friend! I picked him up when it was dark
and he was alone.
382
00:54:18,371 --> 00:54:20,601
Like we are here?
383
00:54:21,491 --> 00:54:23,607
We're not alone here.
384
00:54:25,891 --> 00:54:30,601
I forgot to ask whether she was serving meat or fish.
This would be great with meat.
385
00:54:31,651 --> 00:54:35,485
Well serve it for down here because I want meat!
386
00:54:38,371 --> 00:54:44,003
What are you wearing? Aren't those Bond's clothes?
387
00:54:44,651 --> 00:54:46,607
What's that thing pressed into your pants?
388
00:54:48,651 --> 00:54:50,607
Something I picked up in the bedroom.
389
00:54:51,131 --> 00:54:58,082
Look at me Chandler. Just for tonight in the dim
lightning I'm Bond.
390
00:54:59,371 --> 00:55:05,606
And the cellar is the bus depot.
Come on. You can have me for six dollars.
391
00:55:10,131 --> 00:55:14,602
You were right. Lucky is a lady.
392
00:55:15,651 --> 00:55:17,607
Not tonight she isn't.
393
00:55:21,651 --> 00:55:23,607
Where do you want me Mack?
394
00:55:25,131 --> 00:55:28,089
Just get down on the table and pull your trousers.
395
00:55:33,651 --> 00:55:40,329
That's my husband's new song on the radio.
He just cut that record.
396
00:55:40,651 --> 00:55:47,090
Well good for him.
I'm more interested in somebody who can cut the
mustard.
397
00:55:48,131 --> 00:55:50,850
Are you're looking for a frankfurter to go along with
that mustard?
398
00:55:53,131 --> 00:55:54,610
Sure am but I've come equipped with my own ???
399
00:55:58,651 --> 00:56:03,600
My frankfurter don't care whether the brunch is large
or small. It ain't fuzzy.
400
00:56:10,131 --> 00:56:14,090
Hey! What's your name?
It's Willene. Mrs. Willene Cassidy
401
00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:17,602
and that's my husband's song that's record on the
radio.
402
00:56:18,131 --> 00:56:21,328
Do you have any idea what's inside it?
That locked door?
403
00:56:21,651 --> 00:56:27,089
That's my husband's record.
I know it's going to be a hit. I just know it.
404
00:57:23,131 --> 00:57:26,601
How many hours have you been waiting in depot?
Three.
405
00:57:27,651 --> 00:57:31,610
What bus am I taking?
10.25 to Houston.
406
00:57:50,131 --> 00:57:55,080
Is it the Silver Eagle Service?
Yeah. Here we go. Hostess on board.
407
00:57:55,651 --> 00:58:00,088
With the big lavatory and a mirror?
A real big mirror.
408
00:58:05,651 --> 00:58:08,609
Do you know what time it is now?
No no.
409
00:58:08,891 --> 00:58:14,602
It's 10.25. And it's coming in fast!
Here it comes!
410
00:58:18,131 --> 00:58:23,603
God no! So soon.
Last time I watched it was 10.24.
411
00:58:26,651 --> 00:58:31,088
It's ahead of schedule. And it's coming in fast.
Here it comes!
412
00:59:16,389 --> 00:59:22,624
Has anybody ever told you you have a nice body for a
woman so mature?
413
00:59:24,389 --> 00:59:30,100
Why yes young man.
My husband Charlie used to compliment me on my
torso.
414
00:59:30,669 --> 00:59:35,106
He said it reminded him of a classical
Greek sculpture.
415
00:59:35,909 --> 00:59:40,619
You do remind me of something Greek but it ain't
sculpture.
416
00:59:43,389 --> 00:59:48,622
You remind me more of a nice juicy piece of shish
kebab meat.
417
00:59:48,909 --> 00:59:52,106
Flattery will get you nowhere.
418
00:59:52,669 --> 00:59:59,620
Would you like me to turn you into a piece of shish
kebab meat?
And how are you going to do that?
419
01:00:00,389 --> 01:00:05,338
It's simple.
Here's the oven and here is the meat.
420
01:00:05,669 --> 01:00:11,346
Now all we need is a long, hard rod to run you
through.
421
01:00:11,669 --> 01:00:19,098
What about the vegetables?
Your head, your head's a cabbage.
422
01:00:22,149 --> 01:00:27,348
What about the potatoes? Don't forget the potatoes.
Here they are.
423
01:00:27,669 --> 01:00:31,105
Two lumpy ten pound bags.
424
01:00:32,149 --> 01:00:37,098
You're very cruel.
Just pull away. But I can't.
425
01:00:41,669 --> 01:00:47,619
Because I would fall into the oven just like the witch in
Hansel and Gretl.
426
01:00:48,149 --> 01:00:55,624
This would leave you alone in this gingerbread house
to eat of the cookies and peppermint sticks.
427
01:00:56,389 --> 01:01:00,621
What's wrong with that?
You would get sick.
428
01:01:01,389 --> 01:01:07,339
And no one would be around to give you an enema.
You like giving enemas?
429
01:01:09,149 --> 01:01:11,617
My son Gerald likes them.
430
01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:17,618
I bet it was a nice, fire engine red enema bag.
431
01:01:18,069 --> 01:01:24,099
My son Gerald always requested that I hook up a
heavy garden hose to the kitchen faucet.
432
01:01:24,389 --> 01:01:29,622
He was used to bigger things wasn't he?
My son was big for his age.
433
01:01:30,389 --> 01:01:34,098
He was to be doomed with bigness.
434
01:01:34,669 --> 01:01:37,866
Are you ready for the rod, miss shish kebab?
435
01:01:38,149 --> 01:01:44,224
Oh yes. Hurry please.
It's getting so hot by this oven.
436
01:01:44,669 --> 01:01:47,627
Hand me that tin of grease on the stove over there.
437
01:01:52,389 --> 01:01:55,620
What is it?
Bacon fat.
438
01:01:56,389 --> 01:01:59,108
I bet when you fart it's gonna sound oink.
439
01:01:59,669 --> 01:02:05,858
Have you no respect for me?
No. None at all.
440
01:02:06,149 --> 01:02:09,346
That would ruin the whole thing.
441
01:02:09,669 --> 01:02:13,628
What is it that you and your generation are seeking?
442
01:02:14,149 --> 01:02:22,625
I don't know about my generation but I would like to
know what you have behind that locked door.
443
01:02:23,669 --> 01:02:29,619
There's too much talk in this kitchen and not enough
action.
444
01:02:30,149 --> 01:02:34,381
Start cooking me now honey, before I go rotten.
445
01:02:34,909 --> 01:02:38,618
Sorry. No deal baby.
446
01:02:40,909 --> 01:02:43,104
Not until you give me those keys.
447
01:02:44,669 --> 01:02:49,618
You are a slimy, slippery reptile!
448
01:02:50,149 --> 01:02:54,620
Don't you be calling me slimy and slippery with all
bacon fat oozing down your thighs.
449
01:03:00,149 --> 01:03:04,620
You have degraded my sacredness as a woman.
450
01:03:06,389 --> 01:03:14,148
You defiled with ugly fat the Grecian classicism of my
body.
451
01:03:14,469 --> 01:03:19,623
Your body was nothing but ugly fat to begin with. A
little extra never hurt non.
452
01:03:26,149 --> 01:03:31,098
If thy eyes offends thee, pluck them out.
453
01:03:31,469 --> 01:03:36,623
If thy hand offends thee, cut it off.
454
01:03:37,669 --> 01:03:41,423
May God give me strength with this terrible swift
sword.
455
01:04:27,669 --> 01:04:31,298
What the hell are you doing?
That gave you a whiff didn't it?
456
01:04:32,669 --> 01:04:38,346
Look lady. I give it. I don't take it.
Give and take is a fact of life like in and out, lover boy.
457
01:04:38,669 --> 01:04:42,628
Well you may like in but I want out when it comes to
this kind of hanky-panky.
458
01:04:42,909 --> 01:04:47,619
What the hell is she cooking in there?
I don't know. I'd better go and see.
459
01:04:56,669 --> 01:04:59,103
Toydy what the hell are you up to?
460
01:05:00,669 --> 01:05:06,619
I was rubbing the pubic hair with bacon fat.
Then she went crazy.
461
01:05:08,149 --> 01:05:14,622
If I could get control of this meat cleaving that's all
you'd end up with down there is pubic hair.
462
01:05:26,389 --> 01:05:31,099
But I don't care. Just as long as I can clearly see the
road to my mission.
463
01:05:32,149 --> 01:05:38,622
What road is that Chandler?
Highway one thirty-five to Waco, Texas.
464
01:05:40,149 --> 01:05:46,338
The road to that giant girdle factory with the neon
lettering branding the Texas sky.
465
01:05:47,149 --> 01:05:53,065
Branding it with fiery red letters that spell House of
Philips Unlimited
466
01:05:53,269 --> 01:06:02,098
Why would you want to go back to that place after the
terrible tragedy that happened to your wife, SarahLou
Philips?
467
01:06:02,389 --> 01:06:07,861
Because I want to forget SarahLou Philips and her
father Leland Philips
468
01:06:08,149 --> 01:06:10,617
creator of the House of Philips Unlimited.
469
01:06:10,909 --> 01:06:15,619
But how can I when they are still manufacturing
girdles by the tens of thousands?
470
01:06:15,909 --> 01:06:20,346
But hasn't the government put a stop to the
production of those flammable things?
471
01:06:20,669 --> 01:06:27,620
Well, there's a movement in the courts now to halt
production.
Until the company chemist take out the flammable
element.
472
01:06:28,389 --> 01:06:32,098
Until that time those giant wooden looms are still
churning out
473
01:06:32,389 --> 01:06:34,186
those stretchable death traps.
474
01:06:34,349 --> 01:06:37,341
Has Leland Philips no heart?
475
01:06:37,669 --> 01:06:42,618
What of all the women who don't realize that they're
purchasing a potentially deadly weapon?
476
01:06:42,909 --> 01:06:49,098
The man is a maniac. Living of the energy of the U.S.
treasury.
Created by corporate capitalism.
477
01:06:49,669 --> 01:06:55,619
Chandler, he sounds like a menace to the sisterhood
of women.
He's more than that.
478
01:06:55,909 --> 01:06:59,345
He's a fiend that robbed me of my manhood.
479
01:06:59,669 --> 01:07:02,627
Why do you think I deviate towards men?
480
01:07:04,389 --> 01:07:09,622
Some experts say that it's an imbalance in hormone.
481
01:07:09,869 --> 01:07:14,101
No. It's because practically every woman I undress is
wearing
482
01:07:14,389 --> 01:07:17,108
a House of Philips girdle.
483
01:07:19,669 --> 01:07:25,107
They just stand there at the edge of the bed, waiting
for me to pull the rest of their clothes off.
484
01:07:25,389 --> 01:07:32,420
And then they ask me what the hell am I staring at.
As if I never seen a girdle before.
485
01:07:32,669 --> 01:07:38,619
Do you know how it feels to re-live the most hideous
moment of your life again and again?
486
01:07:41,389 --> 01:07:46,622
And then those half naked women wonder why my
face turns wet.
487
01:07:46,909 --> 01:07:50,618
And why my eyes pop out of my head
488
01:07:50,909 --> 01:07:55,107
instead of something else popping out of my shorts.
489
01:07:58,149 --> 01:08:03,621
But it doesn't pop out. Not anymore.
490
01:08:08,909 --> 01:08:14,381
Can you blame me for turning my back on women?
And giving what I have up front to men?
491
01:08:15,149 --> 01:08:22,100
No darling no but free you of this crippling disorder.
492
01:08:22,669 --> 01:08:25,979
The destructure of The House of Philips Unlimited.
493
01:08:28,149 --> 01:08:35,260
All it would take is a coca-cola bottle filled with
gasoline.
494
01:08:35,909 --> 01:08:42,098
That's Dr. Pepper country down there.
Well then a Dr. Pepper bottle filled with gasoline.
495
01:08:42,389 --> 01:08:47,099
And a fuse made from the fragment of a competitors
product.
496
01:08:47,389 --> 01:08:51,621
Chandler, let me go down highway one-thirty-five
you.
497
01:08:55,149 --> 01:08:57,344
To The House of Philips Unlimited
498
01:08:57,669 --> 01:09:03,619
with its red neon sign branding the Texas sky and
mark of death.
499
01:09:04,669 --> 01:09:09,345
Do you want to help me shatter that sign until it reads
The House of Philips Limited?
500
01:09:09,669 --> 01:09:15,107
And then just The House, unto finallythere's no sign
all just a massive flaming debris?
501
01:09:15,669 --> 01:09:21,619
Your mission in life is my mission.
I love you.
502
01:09:42,149 --> 01:09:48,099
Be careful with that.
It cost me an arm and a leg to upholster that chair!
503
01:09:48,669 --> 01:09:52,867
If an elephant walks in here it's you that's going to be
posted all over this house.
504
01:09:53,149 --> 01:09:57,859
It's a thing in the jug down there.
It's a man. A faceless man.
505
01:09:58,149 --> 01:10:00,709
Who told you to go snooping around behind the
shelves?
506
01:10:01,069 --> 01:10:04,618
You were just about to get the right vintage wine and
bring it up for supper.
507
01:10:04,909 --> 01:10:10,108
We're gonna leave for supper if you don't stop
chattering and start blocking those windows.
508
01:10:10,389 --> 01:10:17,101
What are you talking about? What's going on?
509
01:10:17,389 --> 01:10:23,624
Good Lord! Blue and Pinky are in there!
They're my prize hens.
510
01:10:24,669 --> 01:10:29,185
What the hell is all this? All this talk about elephants
and lions and hens?
511
01:10:29,389 --> 01:10:31,983
You'd better add a gorilla to that list too.
512
01:10:32,149 --> 01:10:37,621
We don't know anything about it either but there's a
herd of dangerous animals out there in that rain
513
01:10:37,909 --> 01:10:39,627
and they ain't shopping for umbrellas.
514
01:10:39,909 --> 01:10:44,585
Well for your information there's a corpse down there
in the wine cellar floating in a jug of liquid.
515
01:10:44,789 --> 01:10:47,781
Cut it out Chandler!
I'm a nervous wreck as it is.
516
01:10:48,069 --> 01:10:50,867
He's not kidding Roo. I was the first to see it
517
01:10:51,149 --> 01:10:55,149
What's your game, you stinking nut?
It's called pickeling.
518
01:10:55,149 --> 01:11:00,348
I pickle things to preserve them like onions,
cauliflowers, peppers.
519
01:11:00,669 --> 01:11:05,106
And men?
That's notjust any man. That's my husband!
520
01:11:05,669 --> 01:11:07,819
You're crazier than I thought you were.
521
01:11:08,069 --> 01:11:13,860
Why? Because I refuse to cover the tangible remains
of my husband with a curtain of soil?
522
01:11:14,149 --> 01:11:19,098
Yeah, but he was all eaten away as if something had
been gnawing away at his bones.
523
01:11:19,389 --> 01:11:22,506
Didn't you mother ever teach you the proper way to
pickle something?
524
01:11:23,989 --> 01:11:29,621
I pickled him right.
That was the way he looked when he died.
525
01:11:31,389 --> 01:11:37,100
They didn't leave much flesh on him, did they?
Who's they? Who are you talking about?
526
01:11:43,389 --> 01:11:49,100
I'm talking about that buzzing cloud came down
from the Rockies
527
01:11:49,909 --> 01:11:53,106
on that awful Friday.
528
01:11:54,389 --> 01:11:57,620
It was the Friday the thirteenth.
529
01:11:58,669 --> 01:12:00,625
And it was noontime.
530
01:12:02,149 --> 01:12:08,622
I was in the kitchen fixing some lunch for Charlie.
He was working in the grain-bin all morning.
531
01:12:11,909 --> 01:12:18,098
It was a cheerful morning.
Only there were no birds singing.
532
01:12:19,669 --> 01:12:23,105
The birds had all flown away the night before.
533
01:12:29,909 --> 01:12:40,626
Seemed like there was just me and Charlie and that
hot noon-day sun out there on the farm.
534
01:12:43,149 --> 01:12:46,107
And then it was just me and Charlie.
535
01:12:47,389 --> 01:12:52,099
As the sun disappeared in a buzzing, screaming
shadow.
536
01:12:54,149 --> 01:12:56,617
I looked out the window.
537
01:12:57,389 --> 01:13:01,098
And I saw Charlie running from the grain-bin.
538
01:13:01,669 --> 01:13:05,628
All white and covered with wheat powder.
539
01:13:07,669 --> 01:13:13,619
The blood froze in his veins as he looked up at the
sky.
540
01:13:15,389 --> 01:13:18,347
And that's when they swooped down on him,
541
01:13:18,669 --> 01:13:22,344
like a black veil of winged devils.
542
01:13:22,669 --> 01:13:24,102
Locust.
543
01:13:26,669 --> 01:13:32,107
They covered my husband with their shrewd hungry
mouths.
544
01:13:33,389 --> 01:13:37,621
Each one chopping away like was no tomorrow
545
01:13:39,669 --> 01:13:49,101
They also covered the field that was ours until the
whole earth looked like a pot of boiling caviar.
546
01:13:56,149 --> 01:14:01,621
The wind caused by the beating of their wingshad
slammed the kitchen window shut.
547
01:14:02,149 --> 01:14:05,619
And that's what probably saved my life.
548
01:14:06,669 --> 01:14:12,107
I lay unconscious on that floor for a day and a night.
549
01:14:14,389 --> 01:14:23,866
When I awoke the morning sun was beginning to
bleach the bones of my husband.
550
01:14:24,069 --> 01:14:27,857
But locust aren't supposed to eat people.
You're forgetting something.
551
01:14:28,149 --> 01:14:30,868
She said her husband was all covered with wheat
powder.
552
01:14:31,149 --> 01:14:37,099
Wasn't there anyone around that could have helped?
My son was in Borneo at the time.
553
01:14:38,389 --> 01:14:51,621
I remember praying to God on that night after I awoke
how grateful I was that my son had been spared the
death that descended on his father.
554
01:14:53,389 --> 01:14:59,624
Little was I to know God was to have no mercy on my
son either.
555
01:15:00,669 --> 01:15:05,618
Only a hideous, swelling vengeance.
556
01:15:05,909 --> 01:15:09,424
There's a man out there.
A man?
557
01:15:09,669 --> 01:15:15,426
You'd better hurry up Toydy, and open that door
before that lion gets bored of his chicken dinner.
558
01:15:16,189 --> 01:15:19,420
Oh my Blue and Pinky. I'm so sorry.
559
01:15:27,149 --> 01:15:31,188
Shut the door quick!
Don't worry about that mister. I hate zoos myself.
560
01:15:31,669 --> 01:15:37,107
Those ain't the tenants of a zoo, Mack.
Those specimens out there are under contract
of Phinneas Harlan.
561
01:15:37,389 --> 01:15:43,100
You mean the circus impresario?
Well, what are they doing running around outside?
Door to door advertising?
562
01:15:43,669 --> 01:15:47,105
I, I lost my, lost control of my truck.
563
01:15:47,909 --> 01:15:54,098
She went over the embankment and, about fifty yards
from the bridge and rolled over into the mud.
564
01:15:54,389 --> 01:15:57,108
You mean the bridge is out?
The bridge is still there.
565
01:15:57,669 --> 01:16:02,106
Above water?
Then maybe we can get out of here at hit highway
one thirty-five?
566
01:16:02,669 --> 01:16:06,344
Not with all those four-legged buggers running
around.
567
01:16:06,669 --> 01:16:11,345
It's not the quadrupeds that are dangerous.
It's the... the, that gigantic bite-head.
568
01:16:11,669 --> 01:16:14,627
What the hell is a bite-head?
You're a bite-head dummy.
569
01:16:14,989 --> 01:16:19,221
Now look Chandler. I, I don't mind you calling me a
dummy. But don't be calling me dirty Italian names.
570
01:16:19,669 --> 01:16:24,345
A bite-head is a creature with two legs.
You mean the gorilla I saw? He's the dangerous one?
571
01:16:24,669 --> 01:16:32,303
Phinneas Harlan pulled all of the teeth out of the lion's
mouth and he pulled the claws out. The circus is a
fake. A waste of money.
572
01:16:32,669 --> 01:16:36,344
You mean that lion's harmless?
As harmless as a toothless old lady.
573
01:16:36,669 --> 01:16:45,623
Mrs. Connor had no teeth yet she blasted her
husband with six rounds of buckshot last spring.
574
01:16:45,909 --> 01:16:48,867
Why don't you take a walk and find something to
pickle?
575
01:16:49,149 --> 01:16:54,018
I almost had me a real nice pickle.
If only you hadn'tjumped away.
576
01:16:54,269 --> 01:16:59,627
Let's cut the bickering, huh?
Now we have a very dangerous situation here.
577
01:17:00,149 --> 01:17:04,620
Only if I understand you right mister.
Call me Bing.
578
01:17:05,149 --> 01:17:09,108
But if I understand you right then situation really is
not that grave.
579
01:17:09,389 --> 01:17:14,099
Do you have to use that word grave?
All I've been hearing in this house is talk of death.
580
01:17:14,389 --> 01:17:18,621
What about that elephant out there?
Minnie's so old she's practically blind.
581
01:17:19,389 --> 01:17:22,347
Minnie's got to use her trunk like a silver cane.
582
01:17:22,669 --> 01:17:27,106
So then it's just the gorilla that is dangerous?
Don't minimize the danger, Mack.
583
01:17:27,669 --> 01:17:33,858
Medusa didn't get that name for nothing.
One look at those blazing red eyes
584
01:17:34,149 --> 01:17:42,625
surrounded by that black matted hair can freeze a
man to a block of stone on the spot.
585
01:17:43,669 --> 01:17:46,103
She made me hard one night.
586
01:17:46,389 --> 01:17:50,985
Well what's she after?
Bananas. She's crazy about bananas.
587
01:17:51,669 --> 01:17:55,423
Well aren't we all?
Is that all she wants? Bananas?
588
01:17:55,669 --> 01:18:03,622
No no. She's... she wants... she needs sex.
589
01:18:03,909 --> 01:18:07,106
You think that Phinneas whatever name is, should
give her a mate.
590
01:18:07,389 --> 01:18:10,620
She doesn't like other gorillas.
They're too hairy.
591
01:18:10,909 --> 01:18:15,107
Medusa likes the naked, virile flesh of young men.
592
01:18:15,389 --> 01:18:19,985
And how, pray tell, did she get a taste for that?
That's unimportant.
593
01:18:20,269 --> 01:18:25,627
Now...Wait a second. You said she got you hard one
night. What the hell did you mean by that?
594
01:18:25,909 --> 01:18:33,623
I don't like being grilled by the cops or anyone else!
Speaking of grilled, I'd better check on those pork
chops.
595
01:18:39,669 --> 01:18:47,349
Here you are my friend. You're gonna need this.
To what? Bare my soul?
596
01:18:47,669 --> 01:18:52,345
Just consider it a form of psychological energy.
Shh! Don't say that word.
597
01:18:52,669 --> 01:18:56,628
Old Gert may come running in with a rubber garden
hose.
598
01:18:56,909 --> 01:19:03,098
Well if you like things like that honey, maybe I can get
Minnie the elephant to grope around in your peanut
bag.
599
01:19:03,669 --> 01:19:07,344
My bags been getting some nuts honey but they ain't
been peanut sized.
600
01:19:10,149 --> 01:19:13,141
Jealous?
Just hungry.
601
01:19:13,469 --> 01:19:19,101
Well, we'll be having pork chops soon and corn on the
cob.
602
01:19:20,389 --> 01:19:24,098
But first let's sink our teeth into your background Bing.
603
01:19:24,909 --> 01:19:30,108
Why don't you tell us about Minnie, and Medusa and
...Samson.
604
01:19:30,669 --> 01:19:33,627
The lion's named Samson.
605
01:19:34,389 --> 01:19:39,622
He had the strength of ten men until, like that biblical
hero, they clipped his toenails.
606
01:19:40,149 --> 01:19:46,622
And his teeth. You said they took out his teeth.
That's a terrible thing to do.
607
01:19:47,149 --> 01:19:53,099
Sometimes men wish mine where gone but that's
another story. A dirty one.
608
01:19:53,389 --> 01:19:59,624
Minnie is clean. And so is Samson.
What about Medusa?
609
01:20:08,669 --> 01:20:13,618
I ... made Medusa dirty.
610
01:20:22,669 --> 01:20:26,867
And you're still a virgin after how long?
Three years.
611
01:20:27,149 --> 01:20:30,619
Sister Guineva's trying to hurry it up but it takes a long
time.
612
01:20:31,149 --> 01:20:34,619
Three years. Like an elephant syringe.
613
01:20:36,389 --> 01:20:39,620
Sister Guineva was a bride of Jesus.
614
01:20:40,669 --> 01:20:46,346
Jesus didn't have no bride. Just widows in black with
an elephant syringe. It was pink???
615
01:20:49,669 --> 01:20:52,103
Well, you where right about one thing.
616
01:21:02,669 --> 01:21:06,628
What was I right about?
I am an animal.
617
01:21:24,669 --> 01:21:30,380
What kind?
A rhinoceros! Can't you tell by my horn?
618
01:21:31,149 --> 01:21:38,624
What are you gonna do with it?
I'm gonna prove to you that your womanhood not
be fruitless.
619
01:21:39,669 --> 01:21:45,107
That the tree of your body will not be burned next
spring.
620
01:21:45,669 --> 01:21:50,618
Oh Sister Mercy forgive me for I know not what I do.
621
01:21:52,669 --> 01:22:00,019
The tree of your body may be a losing a cherry but it's
gaining two plumbs and a banana!
622
01:22:00,669 --> 01:22:06,619
And so needing a job and having a great fondness for
animals led me into accepting a position in Phinneas
Harlan's circus.
623
01:22:06,909 --> 01:22:11,619
Did you enjoy the circus?
I enjoyed working with the animals. It was the people I
hated.
624
01:22:11,909 --> 01:22:14,628
You mean your co-workers?
Them and the audience.
625
01:22:14,909 --> 01:22:19,619
You see the animals fatness was a result of
confinement rather than gluttony.
626
01:22:20,389 --> 01:22:24,621
Yeah sure. But what about you and that gorilla?
I was coming to that.
627
01:22:25,149 --> 01:22:28,027
You see my co-workers were very fond of practical
jokes.
628
01:22:28,669 --> 01:22:37,338
So one night on my thirty-first birthday they got me
drunk during the celebration.
That's a shame!
629
01:22:37,669 --> 01:22:41,548
A shame you weren't there.
You like animals so much you'd really get off on that
goose, huh.
630
01:22:41,669 --> 01:22:48,108
You want me to continue or do you feel like making
wisecracks all night?
631
01:22:48,389 --> 01:22:56,103
I was real drunk and since we had been on the road
for two weeks I was horny as hell.
632
01:22:57,149 --> 01:23:05,102
My friends said they'd lined up a hooker for me and
that she was behind the calliope in a tent.
633
01:23:05,669 --> 01:23:12,108
I staggered across the muddy fairground, tossing my
clothes off as I approached the two tents as I where
seeing double at that time.
634
01:23:12,669 --> 01:23:17,618
One of my friends got on the calliope and there was
all this music as I tore open the tent flap and
635
01:23:17,909 --> 01:23:20,628
jumped upon the thing in the sleeping bag.
636
01:23:20,909 --> 01:23:24,345
I knew she was black and that her skin was kind of
puffy
637
01:23:24,669 --> 01:23:28,628
and she smelled funny but I didn't care after two
weeks on the road.
638
01:23:28,909 --> 01:23:34,620
Two weeks of driving past billboards with their bikini
clad models holding up suntan lotions.
639
01:23:35,349 --> 01:23:44,348
There was something jangling on her wrist and feet
but I, I could, I could hardly hear because of the loud
calliope.
640
01:23:49,389 --> 01:23:53,143
Anyhow I thought they where bracelets like you're
wearing.
641
01:23:54,669 --> 01:24:02,178
The morning light revealed their true nature.
They where chains that held down the gorilla.
642
01:24:02,669 --> 01:24:05,866
Someone had shaven her from head to foot.
643
01:24:08,149 --> 01:24:16,625
We lay there in the dim light. Her black stubby fingers
around my pecker.
644
01:24:53,669 --> 01:24:57,628
Then she turned that massive pointed head toward
me
645
01:24:57,909 --> 01:25:03,620
and beard those giant, yellow teeth in a smile of
affection.
646
01:25:04,149 --> 01:25:13,103
I screamed so loud that every creature in the circus
went wild in their cages
647
01:25:13,909 --> 01:25:23,625
and the maintenance men found me laying by the
calliope trying to sing I love you truly.
648
01:25:25,669 --> 01:25:31,619
Medusa was laying there in the sleeping-bag
massaging her breasts.
649
01:25:32,669 --> 01:25:41,862
They said it took four men from the loony bin to carry
me away.
650
01:25:44,269 --> 01:25:48,103
You were put under observation?
For a whole week.
651
01:25:50,149 --> 01:25:52,617
Then I was set free and I went back to work.
652
01:25:53,669 --> 01:25:59,619
Only this time Medusa was observing me.
Every second.
653
01:26:00,389 --> 01:26:05,622
And she'd make little rude gestures with her toes.
Made my flesh crawl.
654
01:26:05,909 --> 01:26:10,346
Why is she so dangerous?
If she loves you that much.
655
01:26:10,669 --> 01:26:14,423
Her love was forcibly repressed by the bars of a cage.
656
01:26:14,669 --> 01:26:22,622
When she realized she wasn't getting anywhere
me she, she tried making love to senor Tostada.
657
01:26:40,149 --> 01:26:43,107
He beat her with his whip and she became enraged.
658
01:26:43,389 --> 01:26:46,347
Senor Tostada was literally torn limb from limb.
659
01:26:46,669 --> 01:26:50,344
His arms and legs had been tossed fifteen feet into
the air
660
01:26:50,669 --> 01:26:56,107
falling into a bit of popcorn.
661
01:26:57,149 --> 01:27:02,621
And they found his head tossed far away embedded
in the cotton-candy machine.
662
01:27:04,669 --> 01:27:11,620
Aren't all animals as dangerous as that destroyed?
Phinneas Harlan couldn't destroy Medusa.
663
01:27:12,669 --> 01:27:14,341
His wife loved that ape.
664
01:27:14,669 --> 01:27:19,106
When he had brought the baby-Medusa from the
jungle it was sick and near death.
665
01:27:19,389 --> 01:27:22,620
Mrs. Harlan nursed it with the milk from her own
breasts.
666
01:27:23,669 --> 01:27:29,619
And that hideous morning when it was shaven
and chained in that tent it
667
01:27:29,909 --> 01:27:36,621
was Mrs. Harlan who donated her mink coat to
Medusa so she wouldn't catch pneumonia.
668
01:27:39,149 --> 01:27:43,188
A mother's love is the strongest thing in the world.
669
01:27:43,669 --> 01:27:47,947
But those chains that held down the gorilla.
The gorilla was kept on in the circus?
670
01:27:48,669 --> 01:27:53,618
Having tasted the flesh and then the blood of men
Medusa became a murdering psychopath
671
01:27:53,909 --> 01:27:55,342
obeying only Mrs. Harlan.
672
01:27:55,669 --> 01:28:02,620
She later put on Senor Tostada's boots and whip and
leopard bikini.
673
01:28:02,909 --> 01:28:08,108
Then we women here tonight are safe if that gorilla
only goes ape over men.
674
01:28:08,349 --> 01:28:12,547
No you're not. You see the relationship soured rather
quickly when as Mrs. Harlan got into the ring.
675
01:28:12,709 --> 01:28:15,177
Why was that?
The bikini!
676
01:28:20,149 --> 01:28:27,624
Mrs. Harlan was going on 59 years of age.
Her flesh was bloated and sagging considerably.
677
01:28:40,669 --> 01:28:44,628
When she ran out on to the arena the audience
screamed in disapproval at her.
678
01:28:45,669 --> 01:28:50,345
She was always a bit shaken by the reception and
began to take out her feelings on Medusa.
679
01:28:50,549 --> 01:28:52,619
By the whip?
Yes, she was like a female,
Captain Blythe.
680
01:29:40,389 --> 01:29:47,306
Then, one night, Medusa grabbed hold of the whip
and pulled Mrs. Harlan within reach.
681
01:29:47,669 --> 01:29:51,628
She stripped off the old lady the bikini in front of the
horrified crowd.
682
01:29:51,909 --> 01:29:57,620
I don't know what they where more horrified at, the
enraged gorilla or Mrs. Harlan's completely naked
body.
683
01:30:02,389 --> 01:30:08,624
In any case, the gorilla tied one end of the whip
around her neck and then grabbing on to the other
end Medusa whirled her around
684
01:30:08,909 --> 01:30:10,627
up high in the air.
685
01:30:21,389 --> 01:30:26,622
Then the gorilla let go of that whip and that, that
blasting, bloated body
686
01:30:26,909 --> 01:30:30,868
tailing over the cage and hit the tent.
687
01:30:31,389 --> 01:30:37,942
And bounced back and clapped into the arena where
the dancing hippos where in ring number two.
688
01:30:38,109 --> 01:30:43,229
Where the hippos dancing at the time?
Yes. The Mexican hat dance.
689
01:30:43,389 --> 01:30:49,498
I took a heck of a long time preparing this meal now
don't go ruining it for us.
690
01:30:49,909 --> 01:30:52,628
I'm just about finished. There's not much more to say.
691
01:30:53,469 --> 01:30:57,860
And yet, after all these tragedies the gorilla was still
allowed to perform?
692
01:30:58,149 --> 01:31:03,098
Killing old lady Harlan was the best thing Medusa
could have done for Phinneas Harlan.
693
01:31:03,389 --> 01:31:06,620
He was now rolling in insurance money.
694
01:31:07,669 --> 01:31:13,619
Her act was kept on, but it was downgraded
considerably.
695
01:31:14,389 --> 01:31:18,621
Her feet were chained to a garishly painted platform.
696
01:31:19,149 --> 01:31:23,347
A semi-naked woman was hired to throw hula-hoops
on her.
697
01:31:23,669 --> 01:31:27,628
Medusa was taught to mimic the woman's hip
movement
698
01:31:27,909 --> 01:31:30,628
so that the hula-hoops would twirl.
699
01:32:35,389 --> 01:32:41,624
And the way that gorilla looked at me I knew exactly
what she was thinking while she was gyrating.
700
01:32:41,909 --> 01:32:47,108
So you say bananas are the only thing that diverts her
mind from rape and murder?
701
01:32:49,149 --> 01:32:54,098
These are fresh vegetables from my garden.
702
01:32:54,389 --> 01:32:59,622
So come on. Eat up and stop your talking!
Why are you looking at that door Toydy?
703
01:33:04,389 --> 01:33:09,622
It's locked and I'm curious.
Curiosity killed the cat.
704
01:33:10,149 --> 01:33:18,102
A cat's a pussy. And I'm no pussy! No but when the
time comes for you to be one I'm sure you'll make do
with what you have.
705
01:33:18,789 --> 01:33:22,338
Where's Bond? His food's getting cold.
So is Willene's
706
01:33:22,669 --> 01:33:26,628
I bet the friction is making his meat real hot.
707
01:33:26,909 --> 01:33:32,108
And as for Willene, there's nothing like a good
pounding to get your chops tenderized.
708
01:33:32,669 --> 01:33:38,619
You'll never find more tender chops than these.
No but there's no harm in looking.
709
01:33:43,149 --> 01:33:47,859
I need you, Willene.
Oh tell me! Say it.
710
01:33:48,149 --> 01:33:51,619
I never had woman as big and wide as you.
711
01:33:51,909 --> 01:33:54,867
Everyone else is like squeezing into a pinhole.
712
01:33:55,149 --> 01:33:56,628
And I need you.
713
01:33:56,909 --> 01:34:04,623
You're probably the closest in size I'll ever find to
replace that elephant syringe.
714
01:34:05,669 --> 01:34:11,619
Working up some gravy to squirt on your mashed
potatoes?
Yeah They're kind of dry.
715
01:34:12,669 --> 01:34:19,780
Any objections to putting creamed gravy on baked
potatoes?
Yeah. Especially when they've got theirjackets on.
716
01:34:21,389 --> 01:34:23,107
Is that better?
717
01:34:23,669 --> 01:34:26,183
They're kind of starchy.
Why don't you just beat it?
718
01:34:26,469 --> 01:34:29,620
Take your hand away from it so I can look.
719
01:34:30,669 --> 01:34:34,628
You don't excite me Roo.
Why not?
720
01:34:35,669 --> 01:34:41,141
You and me we're too much alike.
We're two of a kind and negative charges don't attract
each other.
721
01:34:41,349 --> 01:34:45,422
I don't consider myself as negative.
Well that's what I am.
722
01:34:46,389 --> 01:34:51,144
A great big fat minus side.
723
01:34:52,669 --> 01:34:57,106
Will this change your mind?
Where were those keys?
724
01:34:57,669 --> 01:35:03,619
I found them in the kitchen when I went to get the
horseradish. I bet one of them opens that locked door
in the living room.
725
01:35:03,909 --> 01:35:06,787
Give me those keys!
Not until I get some gravy, baby.
726
01:35:08,149 --> 01:35:10,344
You want an equal amount on each potato?
727
01:35:10,669 --> 01:35:15,618
Forget about potatoes.
Just concentrate on this piece of boiled tongue.
728
01:36:18,309 --> 01:36:19,628
Give it to me!
729
01:36:35,669 --> 01:36:37,625
Give me those keys.
730
01:36:38,149 --> 01:36:43,542
And it's very well deserved.
Perhaps you'll change your mind about me.
731
01:36:44,389 --> 01:36:48,098
In what way?
Birds of a feather, stick together.
732
01:36:49,149 --> 01:36:54,098
I'm not ready to build no nest.
But when I do I don't want it to be foul.
733
01:36:54,389 --> 01:37:01,625
I can take an insult and a hint.
But I don't give up so easily.
734
01:37:02,389 --> 01:37:07,099
Oh Bond. Let's get away from here.
I've got a car, money and a body
735
01:37:07,389 --> 01:37:09,619
and they're all yours.
736
01:37:10,389 --> 01:37:17,101
Maybe I can get you a job in my husband's publicity
department, stamping his signatures on all eight
by tens.
737
01:37:17,909 --> 01:37:22,107
Stamping his signature?
I thought you told me they where all hand-signed?
738
01:37:22,389 --> 01:37:27,622
Well they are. But you'll be needing a job pretty soon
and that's the only labor I can think of at the moment.
739
01:37:28,909 --> 01:37:34,108
You're good to me Willene.
Nobody's ever offered me so much for so little.
740
01:37:34,669 --> 01:37:37,103
What you offered me wasn't little.
741
01:37:41,389 --> 01:37:47,624
Let's get dressed and go eat dinner so we can depart
on a full stomach.
742
01:37:48,149 --> 01:37:55,624
There's complications out there in the rain, Willene.
Well if you truly love me you will guide past them.
743
01:37:55,909 --> 01:38:00,619
From now on you're the captain of the ship I call my
life.
744
01:38:04,669 --> 01:38:09,345
I didn't know there was anyone standing there.
Couldn't you smell the pork chops?
745
01:38:09,669 --> 01:38:14,106
We didn't smell the rat!
That sounds like our lovesick Chandler.
746
01:38:18,149 --> 01:38:21,619
Just a minute muscles.
I wanna talk to you!
747
01:38:21,909 --> 01:38:24,867
I'll be right with you Willene. Start eating without me.
748
01:38:26,389 --> 01:38:32,021
Do you wanna get out of this place with woman?
Have you been spying on us?
749
01:38:32,269 --> 01:38:36,103
Now listen to me and shut up! The only way you and
that girlfriend of yours is gonna get out
750
01:38:36,389 --> 01:38:40,621
of here is flinging bananas at that gorilla.
You know, to distract him.
751
01:38:41,909 --> 01:38:46,619
That guy at the circus. You know, he wasn't kidding.
That gorilla is a sex-crazed killer!
752
01:38:46,909 --> 01:38:51,107
What's that got to do with me?
Don't you and the little lady wanna get out of here?
753
01:38:51,389 --> 01:38:53,380
Very much. She loves me.
754
01:38:53,909 --> 01:38:58,619
That's sweet and touchy.
Itjust so happens that I've got a crate of bananas.
755
01:38:59,669 --> 01:39:02,103
Where the heck did you get a crate of bananas from?
756
01:39:02,909 --> 01:39:06,345
I had two crates but I burned one up in a car accident.
757
01:39:06,669 --> 01:39:10,628
I was hitch hiking to Sioux City
I swiped them of his truck.
758
01:39:10,909 --> 01:39:15,585
But I'll let you in on it. I'll give you the bananas.
For a price.
759
01:39:15,909 --> 01:39:17,388
You know I've got no money.
760
01:39:17,669 --> 01:39:22,618
All your wealth is in your body.
And I want your body.
761
01:39:22,909 --> 01:39:28,620
You drive a real hard bargain.
That's just what I wanna do. I wanna drive it real hard
into you.
762
01:39:29,389 --> 01:39:31,619
Give me a second to think it over.
763
01:39:33,389 --> 01:39:37,177
Why don't you loosen your trousers up?
And give yourself a little more room to think.
764
01:39:37,389 --> 01:39:41,621
You've told a whole assortment of people Bing.
But you've told us nothing about yourself.
765
01:39:41,909 --> 01:39:46,346
Get off my back Mister.
He's not trying to get on it. Not after meeting me.
766
01:39:46,669 --> 01:39:49,627
I think you're holding something back.
Listen young fellow!
767
01:39:49,909 --> 01:39:53,618
If the food didn't agree with you
I've got a toiletjust down the hallway.
768
01:39:53,869 --> 01:39:58,624
Come on Bing! Lets' have it out now.
Not in my living room you don't!
769
01:39:58,909 --> 01:40:02,140
Gert please. I'm eating!
Let's have it Bing.
770
01:40:02,309 --> 01:40:06,780
All right God damn it, all right! It wasn't an accident!
I ran that truck off the road on purpose.
771
01:40:08,669 --> 01:40:13,379
Because I couldn't see those animals suffer anymore
and me along with them.
772
01:40:13,509 --> 01:40:15,340
Suicide?
Yes.
773
01:40:15,669 --> 01:40:20,618
We're on our way to St. Barnaby's school for crippled
children.
774
01:40:20,909 --> 01:40:25,619
I got a thing there when the circus was in town. And
see the kids poking at the animals
775
01:40:25,909 --> 01:40:31,108
Have you've ever seen an ostrich run down by a
wheel chair?
776
01:40:31,389 --> 01:40:38,784
Did you ever hear what it sounds like to hear a tiger's
head crushed by the blow of a broken arm in a cast?
777
01:40:40,389 --> 01:40:45,622
If it was attempting a mercy killing why did you try to
kill yourself as well?
778
01:40:45,909 --> 01:40:51,620
Because. God help me!
I, I have the hots for that gorilla!
779
01:40:52,149 --> 01:40:56,620
No woman has ever satisfied like she has.
780
01:40:57,669 --> 01:41:00,467
Lord have mercy on your soul.
781
01:41:00,669 --> 01:41:04,628
I've tried to forget her but I can't.
782
01:41:05,149 --> 01:41:09,347
I want her as...
Yeah I know that it's wrong.
783
01:41:09,669 --> 01:41:15,619
Easy kid, easy! They say that all is fair in love and
war.
784
01:41:16,669 --> 01:41:21,618
Sash give him another drink.
I'm gonna go check on Bond.
785
01:41:22,389 --> 01:41:26,621
Here, you tortured soul. Drink this up.
786
01:41:26,909 --> 01:41:32,620
And acknowledge that you may be the beauty to
sooth that savage beast.
787
01:41:37,149 --> 01:41:42,621
Well kid. What's the answer?
You better use this.
788
01:41:43,669 --> 01:41:46,308
I had a feeling it would come in handy some time.
789
01:41:59,149 --> 01:42:01,617
Take it easy, will you Toydy?
790
01:42:02,389 --> 01:42:05,620
Remember I'm used to giving it. Not getting it.
791
01:42:09,149 --> 01:42:12,107
The slower the better, beautiful.
792
01:43:27,669 --> 01:43:33,107
You should really wait at least two hours after eating
before indulging in any vigorous exercise.
793
01:43:33,389 --> 01:43:36,301
Get the hell out of here Chandler!
Not on your life Bond!
794
01:43:36,669 --> 01:43:39,627
I've been waiting a long, long time for this one.
795
01:43:40,149 --> 01:43:46,622
Have a whiff of this.
May get you more into the festivities.
796
01:43:51,389 --> 01:43:58,625
You said you wanted to hear about my wife's love life
didn't you Bond?
Sure. Tell me.
797
01:44:00,389 --> 01:44:08,626
My wife SarahLou Philips, used to have me undress
alone in the living room with the lights off.
798
01:44:10,909 --> 01:44:16,108
Then she'd have me fold myself up into her castor-
convertible that her mother had bought us.
799
01:44:17,149 --> 01:44:22,098
And then she wanted me to close myself in like a
human sardine sandwich.
800
01:44:22,389 --> 01:44:26,621
Sound good, doesn't it Bond?
Yeah great!
801
01:44:26,909 --> 01:44:35,624
Then, then she'd come in, turn on the lights,unfold
castor-convertible and there'd be a parakeet on her
finger.
802
01:44:38,389 --> 01:44:43,383
Then when I was stiff from all her massaging she'd
have me kneel upon the bed
803
01:44:43,549 --> 01:44:47,622
And she'd bring the parakeet over and put it on my
pecker as if it were a perch.
804
01:44:47,909 --> 01:44:52,858
Go faster Chandler! Faster!
Hurry up. Hurry up! I feel a punch line coming!
805
01:44:53,149 --> 01:44:59,099
Then she'd lay on her back, underneath my pecker.
Lay on her back with her mouth open.
806
01:45:00,309 --> 01:45:05,622
And then the god damn parakeet drops a stool into
her mouth and she swallowed it!
807
01:45:32,389 --> 01:45:35,620
Bond! What's the meaning of this?
808
01:45:36,149 --> 01:45:39,619
I was just receiving our passport out of this place.
809
01:45:39,909 --> 01:45:44,221
If that kind of passport sends you then I'm afraid that
you just have to go along without me.
810
01:45:44,389 --> 01:45:47,347
The crates all yours kid!
I'm sorry to see you go.
811
01:45:47,669 --> 01:45:51,298
Not more sorry than I am to see you come.
What crate are you talking about?
812
01:45:51,469 --> 01:45:57,339
There's a crate of bananas behind the sofa.
Your boyfriend bargained his butt off for that fruit.
813
01:45:57,669 --> 01:46:01,457
It's usually the other way around.
Fruits are always bargaining off their butts for me.
814
01:46:01,669 --> 01:46:06,618
Well I'm glad I was here for the historic occasion.
815
01:46:07,149 --> 01:46:11,347
Now all you and Bond have to do is run up those
courts with the crate of bananas.
816
01:46:11,669 --> 01:46:16,106
And if the gorilla follows, just toss him a bunch.
817
01:46:18,669 --> 01:46:22,628
You did that for me?
That's no big deal.
818
01:46:22,909 --> 01:46:25,104
Besides I need thatjob you know.
819
01:46:25,389 --> 01:46:29,860
I saw Toydy's naked body so don't go telling me it
wasn't any big deal.
820
01:46:30,149 --> 01:46:33,619
There's no greater love that a man can show a
woman
821
01:46:33,909 --> 01:46:36,628
than to give his body to the enemy.
822
01:46:41,149 --> 01:46:46,621
Ah come on Willene.
I had to get broken in sometime
823
01:46:50,669 --> 01:46:56,619
This way if things don't work out with you maybe
something will click with your husband.
824
01:46:59,669 --> 01:47:03,105
It's a good thing I had it stashed away in the attic.
825
01:47:03,389 --> 01:47:09,339
The smell of mothballs is deceitful.
Wait until you smell Medusa.
826
01:47:09,669 --> 01:47:15,619
That's my wedding dress Chandler.
There's going be a marriage at Prairie Blossom.
827
01:47:15,909 --> 01:47:20,983
Don't you think we'd better cut the top off Gert?
So when she comes in she won't mistake him for a
woman?
828
01:47:21,149 --> 01:47:26,621
Who's she?
Tell me when to open the door.
829
01:47:26,909 --> 01:47:28,865
Open the door for who?
The gorilla.
830
01:47:29,149 --> 01:47:34,621
Evidently true love cannot be crushed by religious or
traditional taboos.
831
01:47:35,149 --> 01:47:40,098
Bing has expressed his love for the gorilla. And she in
turn has persued him
832
01:47:40,389 --> 01:47:44,860
acrossed four continents and will not be tamed until
she gets him.
833
01:47:45,069 --> 01:47:47,458
I can sympathize with her.
834
01:47:51,149 --> 01:47:55,347
There is something scraping and storting by the
outside door.
835
01:47:55,669 --> 01:47:59,867
We'll all hide in the shadows and I'll go out and open
the outside door.
836
01:48:00,109 --> 01:48:06,628
And then when the ape sees Bing standing in
brightly lit doorway with white clothes on she'll
in.
837
01:48:06,869 --> 01:48:11,021
And that's when we all run out!
What about those goddamn bananas?
838
01:48:11,269 --> 01:48:14,341
After she sees Bing she won't need them.
839
01:48:16,189 --> 01:48:20,546
The bananas can remain here as a wedding if you
wish.
840
01:48:20,749 --> 01:48:24,139
You really gave me the shaft Mack.
The pleasure was all mine.
841
01:48:24,309 --> 01:48:29,337
Where are you going to run to?
I'm running nowhere.
842
01:48:29,669 --> 01:48:35,619
It's been a long time since this house has seen
happiness and love.
843
01:48:36,389 --> 01:48:40,860
Once these walls did echo with the gayest of laughter.
844
01:48:42,149 --> 01:48:47,621
That was when my husband was alive and my son
existed.
845
01:48:48,469 --> 01:48:55,341
It is my honor now to be hostess to a courageous
man
846
01:48:55,669 --> 01:49:01,619
and the animal he loves
And who also shares his sentiment.
847
01:49:02,149 --> 01:49:05,698
She's in no danger as long as Medusa sees my first.
848
01:49:05,869 --> 01:49:11,102
After I've given myself to the gorilla again I expect
great psychological transformations
849
01:49:11,389 --> 01:49:14,938
will occur in the scull of that primate.
850
01:49:18,389 --> 01:49:23,099
Get back in there with those others.
Whatever loot she has in here is mine.
851
01:49:23,389 --> 01:49:27,860
If I hadn't gone in the kitchen for that horseradish we
never would have got those keys.
852
01:49:28,149 --> 01:49:32,620
You've got your first radish and you've got an extra
helping of creamed gravy what the hell else do you
want?
853
01:49:32,949 --> 01:49:37,101
A chicken in every pot and creamed gravy seven
nights a week.
854
01:49:37,389 --> 01:49:39,619
I found it. I found the key!
855
01:49:40,869 --> 01:49:45,101
You see, there's really no sense in fighting if you only
live once.
856
01:49:45,389 --> 01:49:52,101
It will be a pleasure to cater to your honeymoon with
bananas, bon-bons and...
857
01:50:07,149 --> 01:50:11,859
Who is that?
He who does not exist.
858
01:50:12,389 --> 01:50:15,506
Get me out of here!
859
01:50:21,389 --> 01:50:24,620
Oh my God. It's her!
The gorilla!
860
01:50:24,789 --> 01:50:27,861
Close the door!
Oh Chandler! What do we do?
861
01:50:28,149 --> 01:50:31,619
When she sneaks her way in we'll make a dash for
freedom.
862
01:50:46,669 --> 01:50:51,618
Will you take this man to be your lawfully wedded
husband?
863
01:50:52,669 --> 01:50:56,628
In sickness and in health.
864
01:50:56,909 --> 01:51:00,618
Till death do us part.
865
01:51:05,989 --> 01:51:10,619
It was a lie. A little white lie.
866
01:51:14,149 --> 01:51:21,624
You see he does exist behind this door.
But not up here in the world of sanity
867
01:51:22,149 --> 01:51:27,382
Holy thy marriage chamber
And thy mate for eternity.
868
01:52:29,669 --> 01:52:35,619
The parasites that have sucked the juices from your
body have not all belonged to the insect population.
869
01:52:36,149 --> 01:52:39,619
Many shrewd businessmen have fattened their
wallets
870
01:52:39,909 --> 01:52:42,867
by exhibiting your animalism.
871
01:52:43,229 --> 01:52:46,619
It's not my wallet that I want fattened.
872
01:52:47,149 --> 01:52:57,627
It's you. Fattened with our first child.
Our first newborn child.
873
01:52:58,149 --> 01:53:03,098
The first of a race of super-men.
874
01:53:15,669 --> 01:53:20,618
For God's sake have mercy!
God has no mercy!
875
01:53:21,149 --> 01:53:24,107
Do you see what he's done to my son?
876
01:53:24,669 --> 01:53:30,619
Gerald had gone to Borneo to collect some erotic
artifacts.
877
01:53:31,669 --> 01:53:36,618
A harmless excursion into the steaming tropics in the
name of art.
878
01:53:38,389 --> 01:53:43,622
But he was smitten with a vile and swelling tropical
disorder.
879
01:53:45,389 --> 01:53:51,862
A malignancy of plangently grotesqueness who struck
at the very root of his manhood.
880
01:53:55,149 --> 01:54:02,624
You see him now as a pinnacle of his disorder.
881
01:54:04,669 --> 01:54:08,867
Repulsive to both man and woman alike.
882
01:54:11,389 --> 01:54:18,625
And what is more important: repulsive to himself.
883
01:54:21,149 --> 01:54:28,624
So self-revolting his mind became unbalanced.
884
01:54:30,389 --> 01:54:36,100
Knowing that the one thing that made his life worth
living
885
01:54:36,389 --> 01:54:41,622
was being crushed by the weight of his own testicles.
886
01:54:45,149 --> 01:54:49,108
For his safety and mine
887
01:54:50,909 --> 01:54:53,867
and for the safety of Blue and Pinky
888
01:54:55,149 --> 01:54:58,619
I had to lock him up behind this door.
889
01:55:01,669 --> 01:55:07,619
The weight of that malignancy on our fragile body
890
01:55:09,669 --> 01:55:14,106
would have crushed the very life out of us.
891
01:55:17,469 --> 01:55:19,619
You two are strong.
892
01:55:21,469 --> 01:55:23,619
You'll survive.
893
01:55:25,669 --> 01:55:32,620
You'll give Gerald the taste of weakness he wanted
his whole life
894
01:55:34,669 --> 01:55:40,619
You'll survive.
And I pity you!
895
01:55:48,829 --> 01:55:55,098
The storm is over. And God has given me the sun and
you on this the first morning of our lives.
896
01:55:55,669 --> 01:55:59,105
Don't you go putting all your eggs in one basket
Willene.
897
01:56:00,669 --> 01:56:04,628
I've got my hand in your basket and it feels nice and
firm.
898
01:56:05,149 --> 01:56:07,219
I'm not worried about no eggs.
899
01:56:07,429 --> 01:56:10,626
As long as you don't go losing your marbles over me.
900
01:56:11,389 --> 01:56:14,620
I'm young and I'm restless. I'm not to be trusted.
901
01:56:15,669 --> 01:56:21,426
A lot of energy in this body,
Willene and it hops around from bed to bed like a flea.
902
01:56:21,669 --> 01:56:25,105
To be bit by a love-bug like me could be pretty
scratchy situation.
903
01:56:25,389 --> 01:56:30,543
I don't care about my life. All I ask is that when I start
itching, you start scratching.
904
01:56:31,909 --> 01:56:34,104
Bond?
Yes?
905
01:56:35,149 --> 01:56:38,459
I'm starting to itch.
Where do you want me to scratch?
906
01:56:40,389 --> 01:56:46,624
The rain is stopping Chandler.
Perhaps the road to Texas will not be muddy.
907
01:56:48,149 --> 01:56:52,108
Do you see that slip of a rose light over there?
That's where we're going.
908
01:56:53,669 --> 01:56:57,628
We're getting out of the mud and into a bed of roses.
909
01:56:57,909 --> 01:57:02,619
That rose of light is the dawn Chandler.
Texas is to the south. Not east.
910
01:57:02,909 --> 01:57:06,618
My heart is towards the east.
Towards the glow of a new day.
911
01:57:07,149 --> 01:57:10,619
A day without vengeance. A day without hate.
912
01:57:11,149 --> 01:57:15,347
Will your heart lead you to that bed of roses?
Or are you relying on your nose?
913
01:57:15,669 --> 01:57:18,627
I'm relying on the sign we just past.
914
01:57:18,909 --> 01:57:23,619
Rose haven hotel.
6 miles east down route 18.
915
01:57:25,669 --> 01:57:28,627
That's where we'll find our bedside.
916
01:57:37,149 --> 01:57:40,107
I'm pouring myself a drink Charlie!
917
01:57:41,389 --> 01:57:44,620
Only it ain't to forget my loneliness.
918
01:57:45,509 --> 01:57:51,618
We have company now.
And the house is full of human voices.
919
01:57:52,149 --> 01:57:54,617
Like it was 15 years ago.
920
01:57:58,389 --> 01:58:04,624
They're also the voices of the inhuman.
And those that suffer.
921
01:58:05,149 --> 01:58:07,617
But they suffer no more.
922
01:58:15,149 --> 01:58:19,347
Remind me
923
01:58:19,669 --> 01:58:25,619
to go shopping today for some chopped meat,
vegetables, milk and honey.
924
01:58:26,669 --> 01:58:32,619
And I'll need at least three dozen bananas. And some
heads of lettuce.
925
01:58:34,669 --> 01:58:40,619
And of course my cucumbers.
I mustn't forget my cucumbers.
926
01:58:42,389 --> 01:58:48,624
People come and go but the cucumbers must stay.
927
01:58:56,149 --> 01:58:59,619
Join me in a toast Charlie!
928
01:59:04,149 --> 01:59:09,621
A toast to love and happiness.
929
01:59:11,149 --> 01:59:20,626
And to a life that won't go sour and turn every
cucumber into a pickle.
92525
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