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? Hello, world, hear
the song that we're singin'
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? Come on, get happy
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? A whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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? We'll make you happy
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? We had a dream
we'd go travelin' together
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? And spread a little lovin'
then we'd keep movin' on
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? Somethin' always happens
whenever we're together
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? We get a happy feelin'
when we're singin' a song
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? Travelin' along there's
a song that we're singin'
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? Come on, get happy
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? A whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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? We'll make you happy
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? We'll make you happy
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? We'll make you happy ?
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Hi, Keith.
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Oh, hi... Oh, it's you.
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Oh, just what a girl needs. A tender
greeting from her loving brother.
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Uh-uh, don't sit there.
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That seat is reserved for a
lovely, beautiful, sensuous woman.
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Thanks a lot.
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It's nothing personal.
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Who is this woman
that you're meeting?
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Johanna Houser. The most
desirable female at Saint Pueblo J.C.
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And your most desirable
brother is taking her to the
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beach party this Saturday night.
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How did you land
a date with her?
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Why, I thought she was going
steady with the basketball team.
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Very funny.
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As a matter of fact I
haven't asked her yet.
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But the party is in two days.
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Look, don't worry. I
know what I'm doing.
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You don't just ask an
exceptionally beautiful girl for a date.
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You have to build up to it.
Wait for that special moment.
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Bait your trap.
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With an orange
drink and a burrito?
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Research. I know all about her.
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This moment is the
culmination of three weeks' effort.
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And here she comes. So
with all due respect, buzz off.
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I hate her already.
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You do me a favor and
hate from a distance.
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Okay, okay.
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Johanna.
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Keith, hi.
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Hi. Uh, sit down.
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Well, I don't want to
take someone's place.
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If it's next to me, it must be
your place. I ordered for you.
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Oh, how nice. Thank you.
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How did you know? I just
love burritos and root beer.
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(GIGGLES)
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Uh, I guess it's just a
meeting of the minds.
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When you're attracted to someone,
you instinctively know what they like.
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(LAUGHS)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Say, I was thinking, everybody is
going to the beach party this Saturday.
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Yeah, I know.
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Well, what do you say
we hit the beach together?
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Oh, I'd love to. But I'm
going with Spider Martin.
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You know, he's captain
of the basketball team.
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I know.
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Yeah, he asked
me three weeks ago.
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Listen, I better run.
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Thanks for the burrito.
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(SIGHS)
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I hate to tell you this, brother, but
diamonds are a girl's best friend.
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Not burritos.
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Tracy, it's your
turn to say grace.
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Dear Lord, thank
you for our food.
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And please get Keith a date.
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That's the only
person he hasn't asked.
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Hey what about Sally Winkler?
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Who? Sally Winkler.
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Remember, she was over the
other night, studying English Lit.
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Oh, yeah. Isn't she
still in high school?
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Beggars cannot be choosers.
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I hardly even know her.
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Well, I could set
the date up for you.
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We have third period
English together tomorrow.
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(SIGHS) Yeah. I guess
she's better than nothing.
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All right, I'll do it.
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What a man.
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Ninety-nine pounds raw courage.
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I remember Sally Winkler.
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She was just coming into the Shakespeare
club when you and I were graduating.
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Shakespeare. Figures.
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I almost asked her
out once myself.
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Why didn't you?
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Deathly afraid of girls.
That's why I admire you, Keith.
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You had the guts to let Johanna
Houser kick you right in the teeth.
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How did you learn to
take a punch like that?
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Practice. Lot of practice.
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Keith.
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Hi. Did you hear the good news?
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Spider's been selected to play
in the all star game in Fresno.
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On Saturday night.
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Hmm. Oh.
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Yeah, I'm so happy for him.
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Of course, it looks like I'm stuck
without a date to the beach party.
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(SIGHS) Oh, that's too bad.
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Well, I just thought you should
be the first to hear the good news.
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Say, you don't happen to know if
Frankie Diner has a date yet, do you?
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Well, I don't think so.
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But look, if you're still
interested, maybe I could...
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I'd love to. Pick me up at 6:30.
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Bye, Wally.
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Wally, what just happened?
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You finally got a date
with Johanna Houser.
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That's what I thought
just happened.
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You also got a date
with Sally Winkler.
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Not if I can get to
Laurie in five minutes.
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Laurie!
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KEITH: Laurie!
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(BELL RINGS)
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Hi, Keith. Laurie,
I got to talk to you.
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Laurie told me
about the beach party.
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I'd love to go.
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Oh, fantastic.
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Oh, what's wrong?
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Wrong?
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Well, you said you had
something to talk to me about.
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Oh, yeah. I was wondering,
did you like the new song?
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Oh, I love it. I told
you that the other night.
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Oh, gee, I must have forgotten.
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Well, I got to run. See you.
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He came all the way
over here for that?
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Underneath that cool,
slick, handsome exterior
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lies the brain of a weirdo.
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What a bummer.
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Hi, Keith. Hi.
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Hi.
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What's wrong?
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What makes you think
there's something wrong?
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Usually you'd stop
and pick on us.
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All right, if it makes you feel
any better, you're all short.
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He's feeling guilty.
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Yup.
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What makes you think that?
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It's written all over your face.
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It's my turn. Okay.
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Hi. Hi.
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Something bothering you?
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Woman's intuition?
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Could be. You
look kind of guilty.
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Well, as a matter of fact, there is
something bothering me. Could we sit down?
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All right.
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Laurie told me you
went over to the high
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school to accept the
date with Sally in person.
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Oh. Yeah, well, kind of.
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Very nice of you.
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Well, you know.
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Well, what was it
you wanted to say?
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Say?
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, what I was gonna say is...
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I think I'm gonna go over and see
Reuben before the rehearsal tonight.
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That's it?
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That's it.
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For that we sat down?
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So, it looks like we won't be
seeing each other for a whole week.
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I'll call.
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Make it collect.
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Oh, Reuben.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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That must be our dinner.
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I hope their food is
better than their timing.
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Moved out your... Oh.
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Sorry the Zoobs are in 12 A.
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The Zoobs are in 12...
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Oh, I didn't know you
had company. Hi, Bonnie.
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Hi, Keith.
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Maybe I should
call you later, huh?
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That might be a good idea.
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Reuben.
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(SIGHS) But it's not.
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Okay, what's wrong?
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Well, it's woman trouble.
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I got a date for a beach party
with two girls on the same night.
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Do the girls know?
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I'm afraid not. One
of them is really nice.
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But the other one
is really a knockout.
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So what's your problem? Dump
the nice one and go with the knockout.
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Goodnight.
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Reuben, that's not right.
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Bonnie, right is not the
point. He knows what's right.
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He came here for an
excuse to do what's wrong.
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He's not that kind of a boy.
At least he's got a conscience.
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What does conscience
have to do with dating?
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I guess you would have
to have one to understand.
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He's going to a beach party,
fire in the sand, love in the air.
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Who wants to be
stuck with a Miss Nice?
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And do you think
your "stuck" with me?
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Of course not.
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Well, obviously you
don't think I'm a Miss Nice.
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I didn't say that.
Did I say that?
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You're putting
words in my mouth.
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Keith, you go
with the nice girl.
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We nice girls are always
being misunderstood.
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Sugar plum.
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And just because
I'm a stewardess.
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And don't bother to drive
me to the airport, I'll hitchhike.
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The company's better.
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Bonnie, wait.
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Well, Reuben, thanks
for the advice, really.
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Any time you need advice,
you just let me know, I'll be...
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Goodnight.
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Keith was supposed to be back
from Reuben's a half an hour ago.
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Think I'll call him.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Hello? Well, yes,
hello, Johanna.
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No, he isn't here.
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Yes, I'll have him call you.
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Bye.
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Was that Johanna Houser?
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She wants to know if she can
bring something to the beach party.
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I thought he was taking Sally.
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Well, he is.
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He also seems to
be taking Johanna.
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Why, that... That...
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I think the word you're
searching for is bigamist.
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In most states it's enough to send
the kid up the river for a long time.
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Is Keith going up a river?
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No, a creek. Without a paddle.
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(LAUGHS)
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Hi, everybody. Sorry I'm late.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Why don't we start off
with Oh, No, Not My Baby?
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One, two, one, two, three and...
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? When my friends told
me you had someone new
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? I didn't believe a
single word was true
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? I showed them
all I had faith in you
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? I kept right on saying
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? Oh, no, not my baby ? Oh, no
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? Oh, no, not my sweet baby
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? There was no
one in this whole world
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? Who could make
me believe I'd lost my girl
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? Now, I never ask
you for whole alibis
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? I know those
rumors were only lies
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? The truth was right
there ? In your eyes
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? Now I'm so glad
I kept right on saying
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? Oh, no, not my baby ? Oh, no
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? Oh, no, not my sweet baby
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? Oh, no, not my baby ? Oh, no
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? Oh no, not my sweet baby ?
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Something wrong?
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Johanna called.
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Oh, really?
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Yes, really.
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Johanna? Johanna who?
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Forget it. They got you cold.
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All right, I didn't
mean to ask her out.
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It's just that Spider was
going out of town and
252
00:14:14,357 --> 00:14:16,181
she came up to me
and smiled and started
253
00:14:16,193 --> 00:14:18,259
dropping hints about
the beach party and I...
254
00:14:18,327 --> 00:14:20,094
And your hormones took over.
255
00:14:21,531 --> 00:14:22,597
Completely.
256
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,399
I knew you looked guilty.
257
00:14:25,468 --> 00:14:27,401
Would everybody just relax?
258
00:14:27,470 --> 00:14:29,537
The fact is, it was
all Laurie's fault.
259
00:14:29,606 --> 00:14:31,138
My fault?
260
00:14:31,207 --> 00:14:34,086
Yeah, I had my date first, and
then you stuck me with Sally.
261
00:14:34,110 --> 00:14:36,230
Oh, well, how do
you explain that?
262
00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:40,281
You were going to
Sally at third period.
263
00:14:40,349 --> 00:14:43,885
I talked to Johanna at
exactly 17 minutes past 10:00.
264
00:14:43,954 --> 00:14:47,655
Which is a good 13 minutes
before your third period even starts.
265
00:14:47,724 --> 00:14:49,991
Technical point, but valid.
266
00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:51,960
What difference does that make?
267
00:14:52,028 --> 00:14:55,329
It makes no difference.
It barely makes sense.
268
00:14:55,398 --> 00:14:57,031
Yeah, big two-timer.
269
00:14:59,603 --> 00:15:02,236
Okay, okay, I admit
it got a little mixed up.
270
00:15:02,305 --> 00:15:04,739
All you have to do is call
Sally and tell her I'm sorry.
271
00:15:04,808 --> 00:15:05,808
Me?
272
00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:10,979
All right, I'll
handle it myself.
273
00:15:11,047 --> 00:15:14,560
Mom, will you do me a favor and call up
Sally and tell her I got sick or something?
274
00:15:14,584 --> 00:15:16,084
Let her down easy.
275
00:15:20,289 --> 00:15:22,367
Come on, Mom, you're my mother.
You're supposed to help me out
276
00:15:22,391 --> 00:15:24,291
in situations like this.
277
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:27,495
What's really wrong with
calling it off with Sally anyway?
278
00:15:27,563 --> 00:15:28,630
Everything.
279
00:15:32,035 --> 00:15:34,435
All right. I'll phone Johanna.
280
00:15:35,772 --> 00:15:37,071
Call off my life.
281
00:15:45,749 --> 00:15:48,650
Johanna? Keith.
282
00:15:48,718 --> 00:15:52,419
Uh, look, I'd like to talk to
you about Saturday night.
283
00:15:55,391 --> 00:16:00,394
I, uh, got your message.
284
00:16:00,463 --> 00:16:01,629
See you then.
285
00:16:05,935 --> 00:16:08,235
I just took a family poll.
286
00:16:08,304 --> 00:16:09,804
Your name is mud, four to two.
287
00:16:09,873 --> 00:16:11,583
Look, meatball, go
something, will you?
288
00:16:11,607 --> 00:16:13,452
If you want my
advice... I don't.
289
00:16:13,476 --> 00:16:17,344
Look, this is man versus woman.
You got to show the killer instinct.
290
00:16:17,413 --> 00:16:19,258
Want to see my killer instinct?
291
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:20,826
Just listen to me for a second.
292
00:16:20,850 --> 00:16:23,751
All you got to do is
get Sally another date.
293
00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:26,101
Palm her off on somebody else.
294
00:16:27,791 --> 00:16:32,293
You know, in your own devious
way, you may have something.
295
00:16:32,361 --> 00:16:36,164
The trick is to make her think she's
getting someone better than you.
296
00:16:36,232 --> 00:16:37,665
Which should be easy.
297
00:16:41,838 --> 00:16:45,117
All right, there she is. Now, go on
over and start pouring on the old charm,
298
00:16:45,141 --> 00:16:46,381
then I'll come up.
299
00:16:46,442 --> 00:16:47,820
All right, don't take too long.
300
00:16:47,844 --> 00:16:49,977
'Cause what I got doesn't
take too long to pour.
301
00:16:50,046 --> 00:16:52,206
I'll say. Now go on, go on.
302
00:17:00,656 --> 00:17:02,090
Sally?
303
00:17:02,158 --> 00:17:03,490
Huh?
304
00:17:03,559 --> 00:17:06,027
Wally Betton. From
the Shakespeare club.
305
00:17:06,096 --> 00:17:07,461
Oh, sure. Hi, Wally.
306
00:17:08,297 --> 00:17:09,297
Hi.
307
00:17:12,702 --> 00:17:13,868
How art thou?
308
00:17:15,538 --> 00:17:17,571
Hi, Wally. Sally.
309
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:18,880
Hi, Keith.
310
00:17:18,908 --> 00:17:21,020
Uh, well, I didn't know
you two knew each other.
311
00:17:21,044 --> 00:17:22,521
We were in Shakespeare
club together.
312
00:17:22,545 --> 00:17:24,946
Oh, yeah. Gee, that
must have been fun, huh?
313
00:17:25,581 --> 00:17:27,081
Sit down, Wally.
314
00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:28,315
(COUGHING)
315
00:17:29,185 --> 00:17:30,484
You got a cold?
316
00:17:30,553 --> 00:17:32,832
No, no, no. Just a
little tickle in my throat.
317
00:17:32,856 --> 00:17:35,289
(CLEARS THROAT) Nothing serious.
318
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:36,657
(SIGHS)
319
00:17:36,726 --> 00:17:39,927
Oh, I know it's
kind of late, but
320
00:17:39,996 --> 00:17:43,197
King Lear is gonna be at the Park
Playhouse tonight, if you'd like to go...
321
00:17:43,266 --> 00:17:45,266
Whoa, hold on, York.
322
00:17:45,334 --> 00:17:48,302
(COUGHING) I'm taking
Sally to the beach party.
323
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:49,470
And I...
324
00:17:49,538 --> 00:17:51,605
Got a cold, maybe
you should stay home.
325
00:17:51,674 --> 00:17:54,153
No way, I don't want you
barging in on my date with Sally.
326
00:17:54,177 --> 00:17:55,342
(COUGHS)
327
00:17:55,411 --> 00:17:57,511
Are you sure you're all right?
328
00:17:57,580 --> 00:17:59,747
Oh, just slight chills.
329
00:17:59,816 --> 00:18:02,817
I'll sit close to the fire.
330
00:18:02,886 --> 00:18:04,986
Is anybody else cold?
331
00:18:05,054 --> 00:18:06,387
You look terrible.
332
00:18:07,590 --> 00:18:08,890
Feel my forehead.
333
00:18:10,794 --> 00:18:12,293
Wow.
334
00:18:12,361 --> 00:18:15,629
Wally's right. We can go to
the beach some other time.
335
00:18:15,698 --> 00:18:17,131
(COUGHING) No, no.
336
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,499
(WHISPERING) I want to go.
337
00:18:18,567 --> 00:18:20,668
Well, if you think
you'll be all right.
338
00:18:20,736 --> 00:18:23,570
(WHISPERING) Well,
maybe I should stay home.
339
00:18:23,639 --> 00:18:27,175
I won't feel too bad knowing
you're enjoying yourself with Wally.
340
00:18:28,211 --> 00:18:29,643
You poor thing.
341
00:18:29,712 --> 00:18:31,279
You made me feel guilty.
342
00:18:31,347 --> 00:18:32,880
(CLEARS THROAT)
343
00:18:32,949 --> 00:18:35,516
Don't worry. I'm sure
he'll bounce right back.
344
00:18:40,990 --> 00:18:42,456
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
345
00:18:42,525 --> 00:18:43,525
Come in.
346
00:18:46,696 --> 00:18:48,629
I see your conscience
isn't bothering you.
347
00:18:48,698 --> 00:18:50,932
Oh, come on, Mom.
348
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,213
Everything worked out. Sally got a date.
Wally's a great guy, they'll have fun.
349
00:18:54,237 --> 00:18:56,115
Oh, Brother, dear,
you have a visitor.
350
00:18:56,139 --> 00:18:57,371
Oh, who?
351
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,973
Sally.
352
00:18:59,042 --> 00:19:01,987
Sally? What is she doing here?
I've got to go pick up Johanna.
353
00:19:02,011 --> 00:19:04,023
Well, it seems she
brought over some hot soup
354
00:19:04,047 --> 00:19:05,891
for some death bed cold
you're supposed to have.
355
00:19:05,915 --> 00:19:08,916
(SIGHS) Tell her I'm in
bed. Tell her something.
356
00:19:08,985 --> 00:19:11,345
Not me. I'm not
gonna tell her anything.
357
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:14,755
Don't look at me.
358
00:19:19,595 --> 00:19:21,762
(WHISPERING)
Delicious soup, Sally.
359
00:19:21,831 --> 00:19:24,565
(CLEARS THROAT) But I don't
want to keep you from your date.
360
00:19:24,633 --> 00:19:27,913
Oh, I got lots of time. Wally's
not gonna pick me up till 8:00.
361
00:19:27,937 --> 00:19:31,105
Oh, my, you are perspiring.
362
00:19:31,174 --> 00:19:32,573
I shouldn't wonder.
363
00:19:34,810 --> 00:19:36,555
Is there anything
else I can do for you?
364
00:19:36,579 --> 00:19:39,013
No, no. You just go
on and enjoy your date.
365
00:19:41,251 --> 00:19:42,716
(COUGHING)
366
00:19:42,785 --> 00:19:46,131
That sounds worse. I better
get the cough medicine.
367
00:19:46,155 --> 00:19:48,689
Mom. That stuff is awful.
368
00:19:48,758 --> 00:19:49,758
Good.
369
00:19:51,660 --> 00:19:56,130
Sally, I really appreciate
you stopping by like this,
370
00:19:56,199 --> 00:20:00,134
but I don't want you to catch
my cold. Maybe you should leave.
371
00:20:00,203 --> 00:20:02,003
Well, maybe you're right.
372
00:20:06,675 --> 00:20:07,775
Bye, Laurie.
373
00:20:07,843 --> 00:20:09,043
Goodbye, Sally.
374
00:20:09,112 --> 00:20:10,244
Bye, Keith.
375
00:20:10,313 --> 00:20:11,512
(COUGHING)
376
00:20:13,983 --> 00:20:15,516
Have fun at the beach.
377
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:17,684
With Johanna.
378
00:20:22,425 --> 00:20:24,325
You told her.
379
00:20:24,394 --> 00:20:28,996
She told me. She saw right through that
cornball act you put on at the taco stand.
380
00:20:29,065 --> 00:20:31,098
I was only trying not
to hurt her feelings.
381
00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:34,213
Oh, you didn't hurt her feelings.
In fact, you did her a big favor.
382
00:20:34,237 --> 00:20:38,705
She really digs Wally. In her own
words, "He's a nice, honest guy."
383
00:20:38,774 --> 00:20:42,509
Well, I see you've made a
sudden recovery. Too bad.
384
00:20:42,578 --> 00:20:44,390
Will you two stop putting me on?
385
00:20:44,414 --> 00:20:46,325
I've already been caught,
convicted and hung.
386
00:20:46,349 --> 00:20:48,082
(PHONE RINGING)
387
00:20:51,955 --> 00:20:53,187
Hello?
388
00:20:53,256 --> 00:20:54,288
If you...
389
00:20:56,459 --> 00:20:59,460
SHIRLEY: Oh, yes. How are you?
390
00:20:59,528 --> 00:21:02,841
If you had been honest in the first
place, none of this would have happened.
391
00:21:02,865 --> 00:21:04,198
I'll be sure to tell him.
392
00:21:04,267 --> 00:21:06,733
Nobody can be honest
when they're breaking a date.
393
00:21:06,802 --> 00:21:07,802
Bye.
394
00:21:10,706 --> 00:21:14,041
Well, that was Johanna.
395
00:21:14,110 --> 00:21:16,221
She said to tell you
that Spider sprained
396
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,512
his wrist and wouldn't
be going out of town.
397
00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:21,849
And since he asked her
first, she felt obligated.
398
00:21:21,917 --> 00:21:26,020
She also said she was
sorry if she hurt your feelings.
399
00:21:26,089 --> 00:21:29,056
Sorry? Johanna Houser
sorry? That's a laugh.
400
00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,724
What's going on?
401
00:21:30,793 --> 00:21:33,594
Your brother just got shot
down by Miss Everything.
402
00:21:36,565 --> 00:21:38,210
Laurie, you want
to catch a movie?
403
00:21:38,234 --> 00:21:40,134
Sorry, I've got a date.
404
00:21:40,203 --> 00:21:41,203
Mom?
405
00:21:41,270 --> 00:21:42,270
No.
406
00:21:44,140 --> 00:21:46,540
Well, I guess that
leaves just you and me.
407
00:21:49,078 --> 00:21:50,177
We even yet?
408
00:21:58,438 --> 00:22:01,138
Don't move that
piece. Move that one.
409
00:22:01,206 --> 00:22:03,373
Then you can bump
Keith back to start.
410
00:22:03,443 --> 00:22:04,483
Hey, yeah.
411
00:22:06,746 --> 00:22:09,814
Sorry, pal. But all's fair
in love and Parcheesi.
412
00:22:09,882 --> 00:22:10,882
Hmm?
413
00:22:12,452 --> 00:22:13,492
Oh, yeah.
414
00:22:15,321 --> 00:22:16,720
It's raining.
415
00:22:16,789 --> 00:22:17,829
Raining.
416
00:22:19,358 --> 00:22:21,391
Hey, beautiful rain.
417
00:22:21,461 --> 00:22:23,928
That means it will
spoil the beach party.
418
00:22:23,996 --> 00:22:25,463
Serves Johanna right.
419
00:22:25,531 --> 00:22:29,433
Yeah. Old Spider is gonna have
to stop dancing on the beach.
420
00:22:29,502 --> 00:22:31,335
And start necking in the car.
421
00:22:33,806 --> 00:22:36,574
You really know how
to hurt a guy, don't you?
422
00:22:36,642 --> 00:22:39,577
You look like you
need a little cheering up.
423
00:22:39,645 --> 00:22:40,911
Very perceptive.
424
00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:43,981
If you play the guitar,
I'll sing him a song.
425
00:22:45,084 --> 00:22:46,517
It's better than Parcheesi.
426
00:22:46,586 --> 00:22:49,152
Why don't you sing
him a song about love?
427
00:22:49,221 --> 00:22:51,661
Yeah, he could use a good cry.
428
00:23:04,269 --> 00:23:09,172
? You know it's very wrong
to want to harm another person
429
00:23:09,241 --> 00:23:14,344
? 'Cause someone else's
happiness is never your misfortune
430
00:23:14,413 --> 00:23:19,049
? And there's a lot more things
to do than make someone feel sad
431
00:23:19,118 --> 00:23:23,621
? It's always best to tell
the truth We never feel so bad
432
00:23:23,689 --> 00:23:26,256
? So please remember
433
00:23:26,325 --> 00:23:29,059
? It takes a weak
to make a strong
434
00:23:29,128 --> 00:23:31,294
? Please remember
435
00:23:31,363 --> 00:23:34,231
? It takes a right
to make a wrong
436
00:23:34,299 --> 00:23:39,202
? Even little men can grow up
to be great giants in their own way
437
00:23:39,271 --> 00:23:44,441
? Just a little bit of love will
brighten up the darkest day
438
00:23:48,681 --> 00:23:53,684
? You know it's not a good
idea for folks to hurt each other
439
00:23:53,753 --> 00:23:58,756
? The world is such a happy place
when there's love for one another
440
00:23:58,824 --> 00:24:03,594
? A sunny day is brighter when
there's sunshine in your heart
441
00:24:03,663 --> 00:24:08,098
? 'Cause nothing ever stops
you 'cause you got a great big start
442
00:24:08,167 --> 00:24:10,634
? So please remember
443
00:24:10,703 --> 00:24:13,537
? It takes a weak
to make a strong
444
00:24:13,606 --> 00:24:15,773
? Please remember
445
00:24:15,841 --> 00:24:18,576
? It takes a right
to make a wrong
446
00:24:18,644 --> 00:24:25,248
? Even little men can grow up
to be great giants in their own way
447
00:24:25,317 --> 00:24:30,588
? Just a little bit of love will
brighten up the darkest day ?
448
00:24:33,593 --> 00:24:36,026
Now, do you feel okay?
449
00:24:36,095 --> 00:24:40,397
(SIGHS) No. But it made
feeling miserable a little more fun.
450
00:24:40,466 --> 00:24:41,765
How can that be?
451
00:24:43,302 --> 00:24:46,737
Well, for a couple of
minutes, I forgot you existed.
452
00:24:46,806 --> 00:24:47,806
(LAUGHS)
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