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? Hello, world, hear
the song that we're singin'
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? Come on, get happy
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? A whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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? We'll make you happy
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? We had a dream
we'd go travelin' together
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? And spread a little lovin'
then we'd keep movin' on
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? Somethin' always happens
whenever we're together
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? We get a happy feelin'
when we're singin' a song
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? Travelin' along there's
a song that we're singin'
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? Come on, get happy
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? A whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
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? We'll make you happy
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? We'll make you happy
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? We'll make you happy ?
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(PLAYING MERRY TUNE)
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(KEYBOARD PLAYING)
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(TAMBOURINE JINGLING)
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? You don't know the pain
of being left out in the rain
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? And wanting you
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? You don't know the times
I spent all my precious dimes
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? Trying to get to you
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(ALL HARMONIZING)
? You don't know the hate
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? I've been
feeling from the hurt
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? From the bottom
of my heart out to you
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(HARMONIZING)
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? I've been lying to myself
I've been trying to improve
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? I've been crying Don't you go
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? And dying 'cause I know
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ALL: ? I'll never
ever get over you
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(VOCALIZING) ? Tried
so hard but I just can't do it
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? Never, ever get over you
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? Maybe I'm not so sure
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? You really want me to
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? Baby, you're aware no
one else could really care
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? The way I do (ALL VOCALIZING)
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? Maybe your mistake is you've
gotta have your cake and eat it, too
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(ALL VOCALIZING)
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? Maybe I'm insane trying
to figure out your scene
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? And I've got to see
you soon to work it out
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? I've been lying to myself
I've been trying to improve
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? I've been crying Don't you go
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? And dying 'cause I know
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ALL: ? I'll never
ever get over you
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? Tried so hard
but I just can't do it
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? I'll never ever get over you
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? Maybe I'm not so sure
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? You really want me to ?
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Hi. Hi.
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We're rehearsing.
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I know. I'm watching you.
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Do you live around here? Yep.
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I haven't seen you here before.
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I know. I've been living
here about an hour.
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Maybe he's a wandering gypsy.
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No. I'm Ricky.
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Where do you live?
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Next door.
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Oh, you belong to that
moving van outside.
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Yep.
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Ricky, would you like to
stay and watch us rehearse?
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Yep. I need to watch pros work.
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Why's that?
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Because I want to
be a big star someday.
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Say, he's my kind of guy.
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You want to be a singer?
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Yep.
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I'll tell you what.
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Ricky can stay and
watch us rehearse,
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then we'll all go over
and meet his family.
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KEITH: Okay. Sounds
like a good idea.
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Okay.
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Sure it is. You would probably
want to take my sister out.
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Well, I don't know.
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She has a great personality
and she's good at tennis.
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Well, I'm kind of
going with someone.
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She has a great body.
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Let's get going.
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One, two, three, and...
(KEYBOARD PLAYING)
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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I wonder who that could be.
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It's the police.
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The kid's got a
cute sense of humor.
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Hi, Mrs. Partridge.
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It is the police.
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Sam, what brings you here?
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Well, official business,
Mrs. Partridge.
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Business?
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Yes, ma'am. We had a
complaint about the noise.
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What noise?
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That noise.
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I mean, I'm not calling
your music noise.
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I personally think your
music's out of sight.
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I think the beat's good. The
harmony is really something terrific.
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Sam, just a moment.
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Who called our music "noise"?
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The complainant was
Mrs. Doris Stevens.
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That's my mom.
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Did your mother call the police?
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Yep.
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But why? Doesn't she like music?
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No.
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Oh, she'll probably be satisfied if
we just turned the volume down.
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Don't bet on it.
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Why not?
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'Cause she says show
people are bad news.
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Well, I guess I better be going.
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So, have a good day.
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See you later.
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Terrific.
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Our new neighbor's gonna
run us out of business.
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Well, I think I better go over
and have a talk with Mrs. Stevens.
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Must be some way to settle this.
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Is your mom the
kind who yells a lot?
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No. No, she'll just
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have a nice, civilized
conversation with your mother.
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Too bad.
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Why?
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'Cause your mom
hasn't got a chance.
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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Coming.
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Mrs. Stevens?
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Yes. And you must
be the lady next door.
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Yes. Shirley Partridge.
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Come in! I was expecting you.
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You were expecting me?
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Of course. I assume you're here
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over this little matter
of my calling the police.
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I'm sure we can reach
an understanding.
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Oh, of course.
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The solution is quite simple.
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You don't play your music
and I won't call the police.
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I hope you don't mind if I hem
these curtains while we talk.
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There's so much
to do on moving day.
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Mrs. Stevens, we
have to rehearse.
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Music happens to be the
way we make our living.
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Oh, I know, I know.
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And I wouldn't dream of
standing in the way of your
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"profession," shall we call it?
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I get the feeling you'd
rather call it something else.
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Mrs. Partridge, there is
no need to be defensive.
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I'm sure your profession serves
a multitude of good purposes.
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After all, it does keep
your children off the streets.
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Uh-oh. I looks like
Mom just blew a fuse.
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Get...
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What're you guys doing?
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Watching the main event.
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You can't do that!
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Boy, Mom looks mad now.
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Let me see.
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She's smiling.
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No, she's not. She's
showing her teeth.
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And that's why our
music is important to us.
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Don't get me wrong,
Mrs. Partridge.
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I mean you have every right to become
a part of today's "bag," as they say.
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But you must
understand my position.
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Which is?
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When you're alone, it's not
easy to raise two growing children.
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What has our rehearsal
got to do with your children?
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Well, let me put it this
way, Mrs. Partridge.
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How would you like to raise
your children next to a honky-tonk?
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A honky-tonk?
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What are you doing?
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DANNY: Can you make
out what she's saying?
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No. But I bet they're
not exchanging recipes.
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You're all peeping Toms.
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You're invading their privacy.
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Violating their
constitutional rights.
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I think Mom's reaching
the boiling point.
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Oh, no.
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It's part of being little.
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Yeah, I know.
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How do you think Mom's doing?
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I can sum it up in one word,
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but there are children present.
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I give up.
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I have been as reasonable
as any one person can be.
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But, obviously, reason just
doesn't work in this house.
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Well, I'm sorry you feel
that way, Mrs. Partridge,
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but I have to do
what I think is right.
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I'm leaving, Mrs. Stevens.
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And don't bother
seeing me to the door.
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I'll just let myself out.
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Oh, by the way...
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You've sewn the
drapes to your pants.
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KEITH: Hi, Mom. How'd it go?
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It didn't.
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It looked like you
didn't have a chance.
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What do you mean, "looked"?
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He didn't mean "looked,"
Mom. What he meant was...
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Tell her what you meant, Danny.
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Well, it just seemed to me that
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any woman that would call the
police would give you a hard time.
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That's all.
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Okay.
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Besides, you sure
got the last laugh
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when she sewed
her drapes to her...
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pants.
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We were just worried, Mom.
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I understand.
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(SIGHS)
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Well, what are we gonna do?
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We could always
move to another town.
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We're not moving. I'm sure
that woman can be reached.
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I just don't know how.
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Well, I'm glad you
called me, Shirley.
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What can we do, Reuben?
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Well, there are
several alternatives.
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Great. Let's hear them.
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Number one. You could go ahead
and rehearse without her permission.
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That's what we'll have to do.
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She'll just call
the police again.
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Right.
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Then you could
rent a rehearsal hall.
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Expensive and inconvenient.
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Then there's a way that is
sneaky and underhanded.
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Sounds good so far.
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Just a moment.
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Mom, we have to rehearse.
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Well...
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Maybe a little sneaky
and underhanded?
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What's your plan, Reuben?
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You said she was
unattached, right?
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Right.
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Then she'll be an easy victim
for the old Kincaid charm.
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Can't miss.
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Mom, I'll go check the paper
for an available rehearsal hall.
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I'll help.
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I'm glad at least you have
confidence in me, Shirley.
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I think I'll go help
Keith and Laurie.
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Hi.
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Name's Kincaid. Reuben Kincaid.
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You're bruising my pittosporum.
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I just thought you and I
should get acquainted.
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You see, I manage
the Partridge family.
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If you're here about the rehearsing
business, you might as well forget it.
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Well, as a matter of fact,
that is why I came over.
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But now that I've met you,
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I must say, my motives
are a little more selfish,
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if you know what I mean.
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I have no idea.
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You know, Doris...
May I call you Doris?
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I've been thinking,
Mrs. Stevens.
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You being new in town and all,
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why don't you and I go on a
little sightseeing tour tonight?
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Huh?
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First, I could show you a little
restaurant that has the best food in town.
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And then we could take
a drive with the top down.
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And then, who knows?
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How does that sound?
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Huh?
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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Get me a towel.
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And a lawyer!
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Okay, Keith. Now,
what's your plan?
256
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We can't start. Ricky
and his sister aren't here.
257
00:14:38,227 --> 00:14:41,867
They have to wait till their
mother goes out shopping.
258
00:14:44,434 --> 00:14:46,233
I'm sorry we're late.
259
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:48,669
Folks, meet my sister, Donna.
260
00:14:48,737 --> 00:14:50,004
Hi.
261
00:14:50,539 --> 00:14:52,739
Hi.
262
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:54,653
You're really Keith Partridge?
263
00:14:54,677 --> 00:14:56,444
Yep. In the flesh.
264
00:14:56,512 --> 00:14:58,590
I never thought I'd
ever really meet you.
265
00:14:58,614 --> 00:15:02,094
At this rate, she'll
never meet the rest of us.
266
00:15:04,253 --> 00:15:05,819
Donna, this is the rest of them.
267
00:15:05,888 --> 00:15:07,266
ALL: Hi, Donna.
I know all of you.
268
00:15:07,290 --> 00:15:09,723
Laurie, Danny, Chris, and Tracy.
269
00:15:09,792 --> 00:15:11,993
What do you think?
Pretty cute, huh?
270
00:15:12,061 --> 00:15:13,094
(CLEARS THROAT)
271
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,496
Yeah. Let's get
started. Have a seat.
272
00:15:18,101 --> 00:15:20,421
He's impressed. I can tell.
273
00:15:22,571 --> 00:15:24,372
Keith? We're ready.
274
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,906
Oh, yes. My plan.
275
00:15:27,410 --> 00:15:28,976
Well, being as Mom has failed,
276
00:15:29,045 --> 00:15:31,178
and Reuben has really
failed at solving the problem,
277
00:15:31,247 --> 00:15:32,946
I say it's up to us.
278
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:34,715
I have a suggestion.
279
00:15:34,783 --> 00:15:35,883
Well, what is it?
280
00:15:35,951 --> 00:15:37,451
We elect a new leader.
281
00:15:39,122 --> 00:15:40,899
Very funny. The reason
I called you here today
282
00:15:40,923 --> 00:15:43,491
is so we could brainstorm
an idea. Now, come on.
283
00:15:43,559 --> 00:15:45,893
Well, Mom's just never been
too keen on show people,
284
00:15:45,961 --> 00:15:47,428
and it all sort of
came to a head
285
00:15:47,497 --> 00:15:49,397
when Ricky decided
to be a singer.
286
00:15:49,465 --> 00:15:50,664
Yep.
287
00:15:50,733 --> 00:15:52,666
But we're no different than you.
288
00:15:52,735 --> 00:15:54,235
Just because we
sing for a living
289
00:15:54,303 --> 00:15:56,803
doesn't mean that
we're bad news.
290
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:59,073
But Mom doesn't know that.
291
00:15:59,142 --> 00:16:02,109
If there was only a way to get
Mom and Mrs. Stevens together
292
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:03,577
so they'd get to
know each other,
293
00:16:03,646 --> 00:16:06,013
your mom would see that
we're really a normal family.
294
00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:09,650
With a few exceptions.
295
00:16:10,586 --> 00:16:11,919
But how?
296
00:16:12,788 --> 00:16:14,321
A picnic?
297
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,157
Well, sure. You know, sort of a
298
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:19,060
"welcome to the neighborhood"
picnic. Just the two families.
299
00:16:19,128 --> 00:16:20,572
What good would that do?
300
00:16:20,596 --> 00:16:23,675
It'll give Mrs. Stevens a chance
to see that we're not bad news.
301
00:16:23,699 --> 00:16:25,066
I'm not so sure.
302
00:16:25,134 --> 00:16:27,068
It's worth a try, isn't it?
303
00:16:27,136 --> 00:16:30,671
Let's face it. It's either a
picnic, or let Reuben try again.
304
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:32,440
Need we say more?
305
00:16:32,508 --> 00:16:36,009
But you're forgetting one
thing. She doesn't like us.
306
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,722
And I have a sneaking suspicion
307
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,225
I'm not exactly crazy
about her, either.
308
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,761
Mom, it's a perfect
opportunity to make friends.
309
00:16:42,785 --> 00:16:45,464
We can do it at the park
tomorrow, before our concert.
310
00:16:45,488 --> 00:16:48,389
It really is a good idea.
311
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:52,926
I suppose someone has to
make the first gesture of friendship.
312
00:16:52,995 --> 00:16:54,573
All right, it's fine with me.
313
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,575
I suppose I should
tell you, Mrs. Partridge,
314
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:59,967
I wasn't too crazy about the
idea of a family picnic at first.
315
00:17:00,035 --> 00:17:03,904
But then I realized that someone had
to make the first gesture of friendship.
316
00:17:03,973 --> 00:17:05,439
How nice of you.
317
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:09,315
Here. These are for my children.
318
00:17:09,378 --> 00:17:11,256
Well, actually, I think
we have enough already.
319
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,924
No, no. These are
thinner than those.
320
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:15,916
I don't like my children
to absorb so much fat.
321
00:17:15,985 --> 00:17:18,152
Mrs. Stevens...
322
00:17:18,221 --> 00:17:21,255
I assure you I bought
very lean meat.
323
00:17:21,324 --> 00:17:24,191
Oh, of course
you did. I'm sorry.
324
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:27,528
Be sure and keep the ones for my
children separated from the others.
325
00:17:27,597 --> 00:17:28,895
As a matter of fact,
326
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,031
I was thinking of
thinning ours out a little.
327
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:32,466
Good idea, Shirley?
328
00:17:32,535 --> 00:17:34,201
We prefer them thick.
329
00:17:35,238 --> 00:17:37,571
Remember what I said.
330
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,240
KEITH: Hi, everybody.
How's it going?
331
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,642
Oh, great. We're
having a big time.
332
00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:43,188
Honest? No.
333
00:17:43,212 --> 00:17:44,911
They aren't getting along, huh?
334
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,425
Well, let me put it this way.
335
00:17:46,449 --> 00:17:48,882
What you smell burning
is not the hamburgers.
336
00:17:51,086 --> 00:17:52,486
Here we go.
337
00:17:52,555 --> 00:17:53,720
Shirley.
338
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:58,592
Mrs. Stevens, a
nice, thick, juicy one?
339
00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:04,831
Well, I suppose a little
fat won't be too bad.
340
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:07,279
Just so you don't
let it go to your head.
341
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:08,969
A little cookout humor.
342
00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:15,809
Well, boy, it's a great
day for a picnic, huh?
343
00:18:15,878 --> 00:18:17,344
Oh, it sure is.
344
00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:18,879
Yeah, beautiful.
345
00:18:26,556 --> 00:18:28,656
Yeah, great idea, a picnic.
346
00:18:28,724 --> 00:18:32,059
Seeing as how we have a concert
in the pavilion tonight, anyway.
347
00:18:32,127 --> 00:18:34,395
Concert? KEITH:
Yeah, the concert.
348
00:18:34,463 --> 00:18:36,497
I guess we forgot
to tell you about that.
349
00:18:36,566 --> 00:18:38,977
Yeah, Mom. I guess we
forgot to tell you about it.
350
00:18:39,001 --> 00:18:40,512
Well, I don't know if we'll
have time to stay for it.
351
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,869
I mean, we usually go to
concerts that are concerts,
352
00:18:42,938 --> 00:18:44,672
you know, the good music.
353
00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:47,308
Some people think
our music is good.
354
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,276
DORIS: Oh, I didn't
mean that it wasn't good.
355
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,945
I just meant that we go to
concerts that are classical concerts.
356
00:18:51,980 --> 00:18:53,480
You know, the important music.
357
00:18:55,184 --> 00:18:57,618
Mrs. Stevens, I'd
just like to say...
358
00:18:57,687 --> 00:19:00,007
Looks like a good
time for the cake, huh?
359
00:19:00,690 --> 00:19:02,423
Right, the cake!
360
00:19:02,491 --> 00:19:03,724
I'll get it.
361
00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:05,704
Wait till you see this
cake, Mrs. Stevens.
362
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:09,396
Shirley baked it especially
for the picnic, didn't you?
363
00:19:09,465 --> 00:19:10,531
You bake?
364
00:19:14,537 --> 00:19:17,070
Kids, it's time to
go to the pavilion.
365
00:19:17,139 --> 00:19:19,806
But, Mom, wait. The concert
isn't for a couple of hours yet.
366
00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:23,410
This is one time when I
won't mind being a little early.
367
00:19:25,948 --> 00:19:27,514
Here we are.
368
00:19:28,851 --> 00:19:29,916
Ta-da!
369
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:40,661
(MUSIC PLAYING)
370
00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:43,497
(ALL VOCALIZING)
371
00:19:43,566 --> 00:19:47,601
? Maybe your mistake is
you gotta have your cake
372
00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:52,839
? And eat it, too
(ALL VOCALIZING)
373
00:19:52,908 --> 00:19:57,110
? Maybe I'm insane trying
to figure out your scene
374
00:19:57,179 --> 00:19:59,880
? And I've got to see
you soon to work it out
375
00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:01,548
(ALL HARMONIZING)
376
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,817
? I've been lying to myself
377
00:20:03,886 --> 00:20:06,119
? I've been trying to improve
378
00:20:06,188 --> 00:20:08,656
? I've been crying Don't you go
379
00:20:08,724 --> 00:20:10,658
? And dying 'cause I know
380
00:20:10,726 --> 00:20:15,529
ALL: ? I'll never
ever get over you
381
00:20:15,598 --> 00:20:19,866
? I tried so hard
but I just can't do it
382
00:20:19,935 --> 00:20:24,505
? I'll never ever get over you
383
00:20:24,573 --> 00:20:28,409
? Maybe I'm not so sure
384
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:31,445
? You really want me to ?
385
00:20:47,229 --> 00:20:48,529
Good luck, brother.
386
00:20:48,597 --> 00:20:50,864
I hope it works.
387
00:20:50,933 --> 00:20:53,334
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
388
00:20:53,402 --> 00:20:57,204
Tonight, we have something
rather special planned for you all.
389
00:20:57,272 --> 00:21:01,675
A new discovery, an exciting new
performer from right here in San Pueblo.
390
00:21:01,744 --> 00:21:03,143
Ricky, come on up here.
391
00:21:12,254 --> 00:21:13,498
Hi, Ricky. Hi.
392
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:14,833
You feel like singing
a song for us?
393
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,301
Yep. You do, huh?
394
00:21:16,325 --> 00:21:17,624
Are you nervous?
395
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:18,892
Yep.
396
00:21:18,961 --> 00:21:20,339
You sure you still want to sing?
397
00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:21,462
Yep.
398
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,007
Okay, what would
you like to sing?
399
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:24,998
How about the song we
rehearsed this morning?
400
00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:26,333
(ALL LAUGH)
401
00:21:29,772 --> 00:21:31,338
That's a good idea.
402
00:21:31,407 --> 00:21:32,651
Okay, you ready? Yep.
403
00:21:32,675 --> 00:21:34,140
Okay.
404
00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:37,329
Ladies and gentlemen,
four-year-old Ricky Stevens.
405
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,420
(MUSIC PLAYING)
406
00:21:55,364 --> 00:21:59,232
? Sooner or later
you realize for yourself
407
00:21:59,301 --> 00:22:03,570
? You can do it ?
Yeah, sooner or later
408
00:22:03,639 --> 00:22:05,672
? You find out for yourself,
409
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,609
? There's nothing to it
410
00:22:09,445 --> 00:22:10,878
? You can do it
411
00:22:12,147 --> 00:22:14,381
? You can do it
412
00:22:14,450 --> 00:22:17,384
? You've got to
do the whole thing
413
00:22:17,453 --> 00:22:19,820
? All by yourself
414
00:22:19,889 --> 00:22:22,823
? Before you find your future
415
00:22:22,892 --> 00:22:25,058
? Sitting on the shelf
416
00:22:25,127 --> 00:22:28,028
? Hey, what you are
417
00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:30,063
? No one can ever tell
418
00:22:30,132 --> 00:22:33,467
? No, sir! Be yourself
419
00:22:33,536 --> 00:22:35,536
? You know the role so well
420
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:39,840
? And sooner or later
the clouds will drift away
421
00:22:39,909 --> 00:22:42,342
? Now, please don't cry
422
00:22:42,411 --> 00:22:46,680
? And maybe tomorrow
will be your happy day
423
00:22:46,749 --> 00:22:49,550
? Make a big try
424
00:22:50,218 --> 00:22:51,685
? You can do it
425
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:55,221
? You can do it
426
00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:57,858
? You've got to keep on smiling
427
00:22:57,927 --> 00:23:00,427
? When life does you in
428
00:23:00,496 --> 00:23:03,196
? Instead of all that crying
429
00:23:03,265 --> 00:23:05,966
? Put on a happy grin
430
00:23:06,034 --> 00:23:08,702
? Just let the sunshine in
431
00:23:08,771 --> 00:23:09,937
? That's the way to do it
432
00:23:10,005 --> 00:23:11,839
? La, la, la, la, la
433
00:23:11,907 --> 00:23:16,543
? La, la, la, la,
la, la ? La, la, la, la
434
00:23:16,612 --> 00:23:18,579
? La, la, la, la, la
435
00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:23,550
? La, la, la, la,
la, la ? La, la, la, la
436
00:23:24,219 --> 00:23:25,786
? You can do it
437
00:23:26,922 --> 00:23:28,388
? You can do it
438
00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:31,091
? You can do it
439
00:23:32,294 --> 00:23:33,760
? You can do it
440
00:23:34,964 --> 00:23:36,429
? That's the way to do it ?
441
00:23:55,501 --> 00:23:57,901
I can't believe I ever thought
I had to protect my children
442
00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:00,471
from people as nice
as your family, Shirley.
443
00:24:00,539 --> 00:24:04,207
I'm glad you've gotten over your
prejudice against show people, Doris.
444
00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:06,477
Well, you're not
really show people.
445
00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:09,424
I guess it'll take some time.
446
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:10,514
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
447
00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:11,703
Come in.
448
00:24:12,351 --> 00:24:14,618
Hi. Hi, Mrs. Partridge.
449
00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:17,454
Keith, ready to go?
450
00:24:17,523 --> 00:24:18,933
Mom, we're going
to the movies now.
451
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:20,724
Okay, honey.
452
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,959
See you later.
453
00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:25,362
Is it prejudice if I tell
them to be home early?
454
00:24:25,431 --> 00:24:26,875
No. Good.
455
00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:28,399
(SCREAMS) Be home early!
456
00:24:33,272 --> 00:24:35,606
You know, with your
help, I can see the day
457
00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:37,941
when show people
won't bother me at all.
458
00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:39,276
Hi, everybody.
459
00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:42,713
Well, maybe one.
460
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