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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,602 --> 00:00:04,742 [The partridge family's "Come on get happy" Playing] 2 00:00:08,176 --> 00:00:12,406 ♪ hello, world, hear the song that we're singing ♪ 3 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:15,153 ♪ come on, get happy ♪ 4 00:00:16,917 --> 00:00:20,947 ♪ a whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringing ♪ 5 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:23,594 ♪ we'll make you happy ♪ 6 00:00:25,193 --> 00:00:28,363 ♪ we had a dream we'd go traveling together ♪ 7 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,232 ♪ we'd spread a little love ♪ 8 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:32,071 ♪ and then we'll keep movin' on ♪ 9 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:35,166 ♪ something always happens whenever we're together ♪ 10 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:38,769 ♪ we get a happy feeling when we're singing a song ♪ 11 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:42,782 ♪ traveling along there's a song that we're singing ♪ 12 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:47,146 ♪ come on, get happy ♪ 13 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:51,248 ♪ a whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringing ♪ 14 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:54,122 ♪ we'll make you happy ♪ 15 00:00:54,122 --> 00:00:58,232 ♪ we'll make you happy ♪ 16 00:00:58,226 --> 00:01:02,096 ♪ we'll make you happy ♪ 17 00:01:04,031 --> 00:01:06,171 [♪♪♪] 18 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:18,247 Okay, Tracy, make a wish and blow. 19 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:22,277 I did it, and my wish came true. 20 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:25,123 What did you wish for? I wished for a cake. 21 00:01:25,119 --> 00:01:26,849 Figures. 22 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:28,394 [♪♪♪] 23 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:30,789 Tracy wants to know if her surprise is here. 24 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:32,191 Well, he just got here. 25 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:34,393 Keith partridge, meet Maximilian ledbetter. 26 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:36,295 Keith: Max ledbetter? 27 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:37,857 Gee, that name sounds familiar. 28 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:40,425 That's possible. Before he retired from show business, 29 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,474 Max was a very well-known psychic. 30 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:44,800 Right. Sure, I remember when I was a kid 31 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:47,065 I used to see you on TV all the time. 32 00:01:47,074 --> 00:01:48,784 You did some pretty amazing things. 33 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:52,976 Thank you. My predictions were 87 percent correct. 34 00:01:52,980 --> 00:01:54,410 Of course, you, uh... 35 00:01:54,415 --> 00:01:57,045 You did make some pretty weird predictions. 36 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:58,650 I remember one, um... 37 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:00,592 Something about a horde of beetles 38 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:02,258 invading the earth or something. 39 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:05,586 Well, that prediction came true. It did? 40 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:09,363 Sure. Their names were John, Paul, George and Ringo. 41 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:11,633 [Laughing] Come on, son. 42 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:17,474 I received vibrations from your locket, Tracy. 43 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:22,881 I see your birthday party last year. 44 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:25,346 Oh, you were crying. 45 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:27,506 You're holding your leg. 46 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:30,375 No, no, no, you're holding your knee. 47 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:32,084 Why, that's true, remember? 48 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:33,745 She fell down and skinned her knee. 49 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:35,294 [Clapping] 50 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:39,589 Keith: Hey, hey, that's amazing. 51 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:41,993 Mr. Ledbetter, I'd like you to make a prediction. 52 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,725 How am I gonna do in the basketball game tonight? 53 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:48,643 I see a gym. 54 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:51,666 I see victory for your team. 55 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:54,512 I see people crowded around Keith. 56 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:59,208 You're going to do something which will make them very happy. 57 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:00,583 You mean, I'm gonna win the game? 58 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:02,521 No, he means you're gonna quit the team. 59 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,721 [Laughing] 60 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:07,189 [Sighs] 61 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,757 [Cheering] 62 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:26,612 [Whistle blows] 63 00:03:26,607 --> 00:03:29,907 Coach, I twisted my ankle. Oh, no. 64 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:31,540 I don't have a replacement for you. 65 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:34,305 Everybody's fouled out. I'm sorry, coach. 66 00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:35,745 Coach: It's okay, Peterson. 67 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,460 Partridge. Yes, coach? 68 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:51,262 You're all I have left. I am? 69 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:53,765 Maybe I should play with my bad ankle, coach. 70 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,197 No, Peterson. 71 00:03:55,202 --> 00:03:56,572 Partridge. Yeah. 72 00:03:56,570 --> 00:04:00,440 Throw the ball inbounds. Okay. 73 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:01,971 Now, listen, team, we only have 74 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:04,275 nine seconds to make a basket or we lose. 75 00:04:04,278 --> 00:04:06,908 So everybody look alive. Let's go. 76 00:04:08,282 --> 00:04:09,652 [Whistle blows] 77 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:20,555 Crowd [chanting]: Five, four... 78 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:26,372 three, two, one. 79 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:30,839 [Buzzer sounds] 80 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:32,438 [Cheering] 81 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,540 [♪♪♪] 82 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:48,894 [♪♪♪] 83 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:58,567 "and in the final seconds, 84 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:00,826 "keith partridge made a spectacular half-court shot 85 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:04,044 to win the game for San pueblo high." 86 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,210 well, Danny, how come 87 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:10,108 you haven't zinged me about the game last night? 88 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:13,310 I'll have to admit, you've never played a better game. 89 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:16,583 That gives you a season total of two points. 90 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:18,554 It doesn't make any difference how long he played. 91 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:19,922 He won the game. 92 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,990 I'm very proud of you, honey. Thanks, mom. 93 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:24,989 If I hadn't seen it, I would never have believed it. 94 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,392 Well, I'll admit it was a lucky shot, 95 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:28,795 but what amazes me is that 96 00:05:28,796 --> 00:05:31,296 it's exactly what Maximilian predicted. 97 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:32,768 What does "Predicted" Mean? 98 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:35,536 In this case, "Predicted" Means "Coincidence." 99 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:36,966 it's more like a miracle. 100 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:39,370 Mom, it couldn't have been a coincidence. 101 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:42,313 It happened exactly like he said it would. 102 00:05:42,309 --> 00:05:45,609 Reuben, you've known the man for years, is he a fake? 103 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:47,683 I don't know. 104 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:51,881 Another in-depth character analysis by Mr. Kincaid. 105 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:54,415 Look, I don't believe in all that stuff. 106 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:59,126 Max has made some uncanny predictions. 107 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:00,826 He's spooky. 108 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:03,098 If he is a fraud, I don't know how he does it. 109 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:04,796 Well, if he's so good, how come he retired? 110 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:06,768 Well, he didn't like show business. 111 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:09,767 He made enough money to open his own store, then he quit. 112 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:12,340 Look, I think Max is a very nice man 113 00:06:12,339 --> 00:06:14,509 and an excellent showman, 114 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:17,108 but I don't think he has any powers. 115 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:20,280 Well, mom is certainly not a believer. 116 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:23,480 Yup. That's exactly why we shouldn't tell her our plan. 117 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:25,954 Yeah, I guess... 118 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:27,223 What plan? 119 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:31,690 Our plan to get Max to predict the stock market. 120 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:34,592 If it's our plan, how come I haven't heard of it? 121 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:36,195 You weren't ready. 122 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:38,356 Now, I've been watching this certain penny stock, 123 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:41,725 and if Max gives me the word, I'm going to invest a fortune. 124 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:45,865 Twelve, maybe 14 bucks. 125 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:47,973 [Sighs] 126 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:51,605 I'm sorry, Max, but the bank wants the money by Friday. 127 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:53,652 But you can't foreclose. 128 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:55,817 The bakery is all I have. 129 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:58,176 Max, it isn't my decision. 130 00:06:58,185 --> 00:07:01,145 You haven't paid the bank a cent in three months. 131 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:05,634 Look, what if I don't pay my other bills this month, 132 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:09,796 then I would give the bank, uh, $294. 133 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:15,697 Max... That means I owe the bank $156. 134 00:07:15,703 --> 00:07:17,773 I'm sorry, Max. They want it all. 135 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:24,040 Well, I'll see you Friday. Wait a minute. 136 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:26,554 Please give this pumpernickel bread to your wife, will you? 137 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:28,617 [♪♪♪] 138 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:30,676 Thanks, Max. 139 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:35,964 [Phone ringing] 140 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:41,930 Hello. 141 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:43,829 Danny: Mr. Ledbetter, Danny partridge here. 142 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:45,361 Oh, please, Danny, please. 143 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:47,025 I'm really not in the mood to talk. 144 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:49,644 You know, everything you've said so far has come true. 145 00:07:49,637 --> 00:07:51,897 And I'd like you to make one more prediction 146 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:53,365 about the stock market. 147 00:07:53,373 --> 00:07:55,113 Danny, please, I really... 148 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:58,208 Keith and I have amassed small fortune. We'd like to invest. 149 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:00,381 A small fortune? 150 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:01,780 Um... 151 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:04,722 I think I'm getting vibrations. 152 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:06,188 Uh, I can't do it on the phone, 153 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:10,656 but I think you should not invest. 154 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:14,188 I see a dark cloud overhead. Over me? 155 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:17,864 Uh, no, no, no. Someone very close to you. 156 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:21,265 Over my family? I don't want to talk about it. 157 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:23,638 Look, you can't predict a disaster for my family 158 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:25,267 and not tell me what it is. 159 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:27,312 Even if you come to my house, 160 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:30,807 312 elm street, tonight, I won't tell you. 161 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:33,111 What time shouldn't I be there? 162 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:34,653 Eight o'clock. 163 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:36,718 [♪♪♪] 164 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,648 Hmm. 165 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:47,634 Mom, you shouldn't be using a sharp knife like that. 166 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:49,198 You might cut yourself. 167 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:52,566 Danny, it isn't a knife, it's a potato peeler. 168 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:54,666 Oh. Well, I guess it's okay then. 169 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:57,098 Worst you could do is give yourself a flesh wound. 170 00:08:57,104 --> 00:08:58,944 But you should sterilize it, though. 171 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:01,039 Thank you very much, Dr. Welby. 172 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:04,181 I just don't want anything to happen to you. 173 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:10,921 Mom, is there something wrong with Danny? 174 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:12,648 I don't think so. Why? 175 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:14,393 Well, he's acting peculiar. 176 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,587 He's just done something he's never done in his whole life: 177 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,191 He was nice to me. 178 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:21,692 What brought that on? I don't know. 179 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,355 He warned me about being careful, 180 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:24,833 like he actually was worried. 181 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:27,072 For a second there he almost acted human. 182 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:30,067 Well, I'm sure he'll get over that. 183 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:33,010 Strange though. Maybe something is bothering him. 184 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,836 He just asked me to sterilize my potato peeler. 185 00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:40,013 What? He was afraid I would... ow! 186 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,983 I did. 187 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:47,122 Oh, mom, you think Danny knows something we don't? 188 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,660 [Chuckling] 189 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:51,686 [♪♪♪] 190 00:09:56,897 --> 00:10:01,737 I need absolute quiet. 191 00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:07,365 Do you have a headache? Shh. 192 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:10,384 [Whispering] He's obviously in a trance. 193 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:14,607 I see numbers and colors. 194 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,754 One, four, two... no. 195 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:21,621 One, five, six, green. 196 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:25,161 One, five, six, green. 197 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:28,258 A black cloud 198 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:32,671 is hanging over Friday. 199 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:36,801 Friday. We have a concert on Friday. 200 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,635 I'm back. 201 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:44,740 Where am I? Did I say anything? 202 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:46,445 You mean you don't know? 203 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,746 I was in a trance. 204 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:52,019 See, I told you he was in a trance. 205 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:54,489 Keith: What you said didn't make much sense. 206 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:58,287 One... one, five, six, green? 207 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:02,161 The spirits must be trying to give us a clue, 208 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:05,402 but what... what... What could it be? 209 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:08,798 It seems to me, when you put numbers and green together, 210 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:11,342 it could only mean one thing, money. 211 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:16,076 Of course, $1.56. 212 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:21,114 He didn't mention a decimal. 213 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,324 $156? 214 00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:25,951 You also said there'd be 215 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:27,823 a black cloud hanging over us Friday, 216 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,821 and we have a concert on that day. 217 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,993 It would be dangerous to go 218 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:36,832 unless we figure out the clues. 219 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,330 Where does the money come in? 220 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:42,741 Holding a personal object helps me get the vibrations. 221 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:45,436 If I can hold the money, 222 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:49,178 the vibrations will give me the answer. 223 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:51,076 Sounds logical. 224 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:54,975 You want us to give you $156? 225 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:59,092 I just want to hold it. I write you a receipt. 226 00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:05,256 That $156 seems to me the key to everything, 227 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:10,398 but I sense I must have it by Friday. 228 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:15,333 Keith, we can't gamble with our family. 229 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:19,205 They're worth a lot more than $156. 230 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:20,636 Even Tracy. 231 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,480 [♪♪♪] 232 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:31,219 [♪♪♪] 233 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,704 Mom. 234 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:48,296 I need some school supplies and I don't have any money. 235 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:52,371 I was wondering if I could get an advance on my allowance. 236 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:57,342 That's possible. How much of an advance do you want? 237 00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,454 Six years. 238 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,924 [♪♪♪] 239 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,476 Did you ask Mr. Kincaid for money? 240 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:05,924 Yeah. 241 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,749 Yeah, on one hand I suppose I was pretty successful. 242 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,955 It's hard to make Reuben laugh. 243 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,618 I knew he wouldn't give it to you. 244 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,285 That's why I came up with an idea to raise money. 245 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,725 You and I are going into business. 246 00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,601 What kind of business? 247 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,500 Trust me. 248 00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:32,808 [♪♪♪] 249 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,745 Oh, you wouldn't. 250 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,590 Step right up, folks. 251 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:42,986 Get your Keith partridge kisses. Right here. Right here. 252 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,890 [Girls shouting] 253 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:50,656 Ten cents, 10 cents, one thin dime. 254 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,903 I didn't collect one thin dime. 255 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:56,601 That's the last time I'll trust a mob. 256 00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,473 I'm lucky to be alive. 257 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:02,041 Oh, don't be so melodramatic. Nobody ever died from kissing. 258 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:05,582 Yeah, how about a trampling? A dime a kiss. 259 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:06,978 Well, I figured when 260 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,780 you're dealing with an inferior product, 261 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,881 you have to shoot for volume. 262 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:13,024 Hey, Danny, 263 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:16,960 if I were in a better mood, I'd beat you up. 264 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:21,457 The concert's tomorrow. We can't get the money in time. 265 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:24,501 [♪♪♪] 266 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,827 Wait a minute. 267 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,973 Wait a minute. 268 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,211 We don't need to raise the money at all. 269 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,407 Solution is simple. 270 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:40,349 There will be no concert if you and I get sick. 271 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,754 Look, I just don't know anything about it, 272 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,680 and so I can't tell you. 273 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:50,455 Okay. Okay, I'll ask and tell you tomorrow at school. 274 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,787 Bye, Myrna. 275 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,432 Who was that? 276 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:55,887 Myrna livingcot. 277 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,625 She wanted to know if Keith's kissing booth was still open. 278 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:01,601 She said something about having $20 worth of dimes. 279 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,171 Kissing booth? 280 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,400 What would Keith be doing with a kissing booth? 281 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,835 Shirley, sometimes you ask silly questions. 282 00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:11,241 Well, I can't see Keith charging money for a kiss. 283 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,054 He's too eager to give them away. 284 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,376 I mean, let's face it, his lips are a pushover. 285 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,882 Well, he could need money. 286 00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:20,994 He tried to borrow $156 from me. 287 00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:23,258 [Chuckling] 288 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,386 It's hard to make me laugh. 289 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,730 You know, Keith and Danny 290 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,828 have been acting rather strange the last couple days. 291 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:35,070 Yeah. First they're so overly concerned about our welfare, 292 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,498 and now all this money thing. 293 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:39,943 Danny wanted an advance in his allowance. 294 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,839 What's so strange about that? 295 00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:45,011 Six-year advance? That's strange. 296 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,949 Why would they need so much money? 297 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,347 I really don't know, 298 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:52,589 but I think it's time I found out. 299 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,231 [Moans] 300 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:06,970 Mom, burning in my stomach. 301 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,136 Oh, my extremities are freezing. 302 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,396 Throbbing in my chest. 303 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,744 [Coughing] 304 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:18,109 Hacking cough, sore throat, hot flashes. 305 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:20,751 My legs are numb. 306 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,607 Don't you feel well? 307 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,115 [Sighs] 308 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:28,247 No, I'm a little under the weather. 309 00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:30,215 Mom, I don't think i... 310 00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,693 I can do the concert tomorrow night. 311 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:35,892 That's funny, I just talked to Danny. 312 00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,755 Seems he's sick too. 313 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,329 We probably have the same thing. 314 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,574 Probably. Danny claims he has leprosy. 315 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,071 [♪♪♪] 316 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,543 [Sighs] 317 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:50,410 Leprosy? Why couldn't he settle for the flu? 318 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:55,378 Get dressed, come downstairs. 319 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,794 [♪♪♪] 320 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,393 Why did you say leprosy, you dummy? 321 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:09,803 Danny: I've already had my flu shot. 322 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:13,631 Okay, out with it. 323 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:16,803 Out with what? For the past two days, 324 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:19,613 you two have been running around like cat burglars 325 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:24,076 and now it seems, for some strange reason, you need $156. 326 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:25,577 And you're pretending to be sick 327 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,508 to get out of the concert. 328 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,054 Out with it. 329 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,018 It's personal, mom. 330 00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:36,758 Keith, nothing's personal that involves the rest of us. 331 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:37,986 [Sighs] 332 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,330 If you're in some kind of trouble, 333 00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:40,656 maybe I can help you out. 334 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,290 Look, if we told you the truth, 335 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,895 you wouldn't believe us anyway. 336 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,756 Would you at least try me? 337 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,625 [Sighs] 338 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:52,365 Mom, if we go to that concert, we're all gonna bite it. 339 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,772 Bite what? The dust. 340 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:57,144 Where did you get a crazy idea like that? 341 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,554 It's true, mom. Max predicted it. 342 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,676 Oh, he did? 343 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,745 Don't tell me. 344 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:09,261 Um, he also predicted that the $156 345 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:12,086 would prevent this from happening, right? 346 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,330 Well, he was gonna give us a receipt for it. 347 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:20,769 I mean, he wasn't gonna keep it. Reub... 348 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,697 I'll get Max. 349 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,073 [♪♪♪] 350 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:27,541 A hundred and fifty-six dollars? 351 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,680 Believe me, I'm not being rude if I say 352 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:32,406 that I don't know what you're talking about. 353 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:35,582 The $156 to stop the calamity. 354 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,182 Calamity? 355 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,454 [Chuckles] 356 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,821 How can money stop calamity? 357 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,920 There seems to be a range of difference in the stories here. 358 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:46,933 Mr. Ledbetter, I am going to find out the truth. 359 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:51,596 Kincaid: Shirley, now, there must be a misunderstanding somewhere. 360 00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:52,828 I know Max. 361 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:55,402 He may not be a psychic, but he's not a thief. 362 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,372 And my brothers aren't liars. 363 00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:00,270 Look, you hit us with this cock-and-bull story 364 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,743 about a calamity, and I'm beginning 365 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,741 to realize what fools we were to believe you. 366 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,743 Danny: Mr. Ledbetter, we had faith in you. 367 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,445 Now why don't you tell my mom the truth. 368 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:10,477 Mrs. Partridge, you want to know the truth? 369 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:17,316 Okay. The truth. 370 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,864 [♪♪♪] 371 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:23,028 I'm a fraud, a fake, a reluctant almost-thief, 372 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:25,559 but my prediction about the calamity was true. 373 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:29,295 Except it was my calamity. What do you mean? 374 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,342 I worked in show business for a long time 375 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,438 to get the money to buy this bakery. 376 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,970 It's all I wanted, 377 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,244 and Friday they're going to take it away from me. 378 00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:40,954 Mr. Ledbetter, I'm very sorry about that, 379 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,707 but it's still no excuse. 380 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:47,345 I was desperate, Mrs. Partridge. I did a terrible thing. 381 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,418 I wish Keith and Danny 382 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:54,733 would have come to me with this sooner, 383 00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:57,157 but I do understand the reasons now. 384 00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:59,203 I worked all my life for what I have. 385 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,795 Would you be willing to work again? 386 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,103 What? 387 00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:08,274 We're playing the San pueblo auditorium this weekend. 388 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:09,705 [Sighs] 389 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,479 Reuben, do you think you could get Max on the bill? 390 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,349 Yeah, I bet I could. 391 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,847 [♪♪♪] 392 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,220 [Applause] 393 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,721 Thank you. Thank you very much. 394 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:28,664 Now, for my last prediction... 395 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:31,501 No, this is not really a prediction 396 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:37,538 because I know you will all enjoy the partridge family. 397 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:41,507 [Playing "you don't have to tell me"] 398 00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:44,938 ♪ you don't have to tell me ♪ 399 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:48,654 ♪ whose been knocking down your door ♪ 400 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:52,178 ♪ it's not the first time ♪ 401 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:56,194 ♪ no, we've been there before ♪ 402 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:59,118 ♪ I only call you ♪ 403 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,825 ♪ to let you know ♪ 404 00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:05,728 ♪ ahh ♪ Keith: ♪ I haven't seen you ♪ 405 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:08,672 ♪ and I miss you so ♪ 406 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:15,512 ♪ you don't have to stand there ♪ 407 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:19,648 ♪ and tell me that you love me or anything ♪ 408 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:24,376 ♪ there've been too many things we've been faking ♪ 409 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,324 ♪ faking ♪ 410 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:29,689 ♪ you don't have to play no games ♪ 411 00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:33,729 ♪ or think of reasons to call me names ♪ 412 00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:38,566 ♪ it's the last call that I'm making ♪ 413 00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:47,873 ♪ ooh ♪ 414 00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:50,644 ♪ honey, don't mislead me ♪ 415 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,353 ♪ just tell me how you feel ♪ 416 00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:57,747 ♪ well, if you don't need me ♪ 417 00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:01,550 ♪ hey, it's no big deal ♪ 418 00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:04,724 ♪ okay, I'm lying ♪ 419 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:06,834 ♪ right through my teeth ♪ 420 00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:11,928 ♪ and I'm dying ♪ 421 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:15,131 ♪ underneath ♪ 422 00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:18,204 ♪ let's get together ♪ 423 00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:21,344 ♪ whoa, baby, please ♪ 424 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,840 ♪ let's get together ♪ 425 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:28,653 ♪ I'm begging on my knees ♪ 426 00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:35,619 ♪ if it's all over ♪ 427 00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:38,162 ♪ there's no need to cry ♪ 428 00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:43,897 ♪ all you have to tell me is goodbye ♪ 429 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:50,366 [applause] 430 00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:01,652 By the way, I saw Max yesterday. 431 00:23:01,648 --> 00:23:03,778 Oh? How's his bakery doing? 432 00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:05,353 Ah, great. Apparently 433 00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:06,751 a lot of people saw him at the concert. 434 00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:08,593 His bakery has been packed ever since. 435 00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:10,918 Oh, that's great. I hope it keeps up for him. 436 00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,463 I think it will. 437 00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:15,659 He, uh... he came up with a very clever gimmick. 438 00:23:15,662 --> 00:23:17,432 Oh? Yeah, he gives a free prediction 439 00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:19,700 with every loaf of pumpernickel. 440 00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:22,969 Mom, didn't you send the kids to bed? 441 00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:25,269 About a half-hour ago. Well, then, how come 442 00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:29,041 the legs of this chair seem to have two extra feet? 443 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:31,481 [♪♪♪] 444 00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:35,105 [Sighs] 445 00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:41,551 Okay. 446 00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:47,787 Oh, hi. Oh, hi. 447 00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:50,334 Danny, I thought I told you to go to bed. 448 00:23:50,329 --> 00:23:52,299 Well, I just wanted to finish up this book. 449 00:23:52,298 --> 00:23:55,198 How to develop your psychic powers. 450 00:23:57,737 --> 00:24:02,407 Do you have a headache? No, I'm in a trance. 451 00:24:02,408 --> 00:24:04,978 I seem to be seeing colors. 452 00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:07,307 Yes, the color red. 453 00:24:07,313 --> 00:24:10,123 Red hair. 454 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:14,346 Red hair and running feet. 455 00:24:14,353 --> 00:24:16,023 Why do you suppose they're running? 456 00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:19,192 To avoid severe pain. 457 00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:23,091 Well, good night, mom. I gotta run. 458 00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:25,055 [♪♪♪] 459 00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:26,774 [Laughing] 460 00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:35,880 [♪♪♪] 461 00:24:35,930 --> 00:24:40,480 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33168

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