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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,602 --> 00:00:04,742 [The partridge family's "Come on get happy" Playing] 2 00:00:08,176 --> 00:00:12,406 ♪ hello, world, hear the song that we're singing ♪ 3 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:15,123 ♪ come on, get happy ♪ 4 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:20,950 ♪ a whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringing ♪ 5 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:23,564 ♪ we'll make you happy ♪ 6 00:00:25,193 --> 00:00:28,363 ♪ we had a dream we'd go traveling together ♪ 7 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,232 ♪ we'd spread a little love ♪ 8 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:32,101 ♪ and then we'll keep movin' on ♪ 9 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:35,170 ♪ something always happens whenever we're together ♪ 10 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:38,769 ♪ we get a happy feeling when we're singing a song ♪ 11 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:42,782 ♪ traveling along there's a song that we're singing ♪ 12 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:47,146 ♪ come on, get happy ♪ 13 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:51,248 ♪ a whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringing ♪ 14 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:54,122 ♪ we'll make you happy ♪ 15 00:00:54,122 --> 00:00:58,232 ♪ we'll make you happy ♪ 16 00:00:58,226 --> 00:01:02,096 ♪ we'll make you happy ♪ 17 00:01:03,931 --> 00:01:05,471 [playing "Rainmaker"] 18 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:08,696 ♪ she came with the rain ♪ 19 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:14,471 ♪ Scarlet ribbon in her hair ♪ 20 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:18,005 ♪ I never even knew her name ♪ 21 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:22,721 ♪ she just slipped away from me to who knows where ♪ 22 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:24,616 ♪ and if it weren't for the rain ♪ 23 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:28,258 ♪ she might still be there ♪ 24 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:32,586 ♪ rainmaker, does she have to be free? ♪ 25 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:37,263 ♪ I guess you know she took the best part of me ♪ 26 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:41,495 ♪ rainmaker I'll wait endlessly ♪ 27 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:44,572 ♪ if there's a way to make her come back to me ♪ 28 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:49,779 ♪ doo, doo doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪ 29 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:54,547 ♪ doo, doo doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪ 30 00:01:56,417 --> 00:02:00,587 ♪ love was only yesterday ♪ 31 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:05,458 ♪ and now tomorrow waits in vain ♪ 32 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:09,099 ♪ she never promised me she'd stay ♪ 33 00:02:09,096 --> 00:02:13,566 ♪ so a stranger to my love she will remain ♪ 34 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:18,967 ♪ and I know more than me she loved the rain ♪ 35 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:23,112 ♪ rainmaker, does she have to be free? ♪ 36 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:27,710 ♪ I guess you know she took the best part of me ♪ 37 00:02:27,715 --> 00:02:32,215 ♪ rainmaker I'll wait endlessly ♪ 38 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:35,420 ♪ if there's a way to make her come back to me ♪ 39 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:40,457 ♪ doo, doo doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪ 40 00:02:40,461 --> 00:02:45,701 ♪ doo, doo doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪ 41 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:50,039 ♪ yes, I know now more than me she loved the rain ♪ 42 00:02:50,037 --> 00:02:53,707 ♪ she loved the rain ♪ 43 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:57,237 ♪ rainmaker, does she have to be free? ♪ 44 00:02:57,245 --> 00:03:02,745 ♪ I guess you know she took the best part of me ♪ 45 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,450 [applause] 46 00:03:06,454 --> 00:03:08,424 [♪♪♪] 47 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:16,160 All right, kids, that's it. We're on our way. 48 00:03:16,163 --> 00:03:18,703 Goodbye, Las Vegas. Hello, vacation. 49 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,229 I thought it would never get here. 50 00:03:20,234 --> 00:03:21,774 Neither did I. 51 00:03:21,769 --> 00:03:24,999 Two weeks of sailing in the daytime, hayrides at night. 52 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:27,465 You better get a learner's permit for sailing. 53 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:30,305 You better get a learner's permit for hayrides. 54 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:33,312 Hey, Mr. Kincaid, 55 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:35,184 did you decide to go on the vacation with us? 56 00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:36,652 No, Danny. 57 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,590 Shirley, I got great news. 58 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:41,116 How would you like to spend your two-week vacation 59 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:42,761 right here in beautiful Las Vegas? 60 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,986 Reuben, we already have reservations 61 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:47,962 at the resort in Arizona. I know that. 62 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:51,131 But if you decide to stay, all your expenses will be paid. 63 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:52,701 It's a free vacation. 64 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:56,470 And just what do we have to do for this free vacation? 65 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:59,970 Oh, nothing. Just work. 66 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:02,613 But you can enjoy this glorious sunshine and... 67 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:04,080 Work? Work? 68 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,307 Oh, well... 69 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:08,214 Reuben, this is our last chance 70 00:04:08,215 --> 00:04:10,275 for a vacation before school starts 71 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:11,754 and we need it. 72 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,322 Bye, Reuben. 73 00:04:13,321 --> 00:04:16,391 Bye-bye. See you, Reuben. 74 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:19,590 Okay. But I think you're making a big mistake. 75 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:22,533 But have it your way. Enjoy your vacation. 76 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:24,800 We will. The holiday mountain resort 77 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:27,368 has everything we could ask for. 78 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:30,238 Yeah, swimming, boating. Camping, hiking. 79 00:04:30,237 --> 00:04:31,697 Horseback riding. 80 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:34,435 Shuffleboard. Ping pong. 81 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:39,152 Water skiing. Yeah, some vacation. 82 00:04:39,146 --> 00:04:41,546 Well, look at the bright side. 83 00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:43,319 We're getting great gas mileage. 84 00:04:43,317 --> 00:04:45,817 [♪♪♪] 85 00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:59,334 Oh, there's your problem. The water hose split clean through. 86 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:01,603 Ah. Well, at least it's nothing serious. 87 00:05:01,602 --> 00:05:03,102 Yep. Fix it up in a shake. 88 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:04,873 Except I don't have a water hose to fit this. 89 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,542 I'll have to ride over to the garage 90 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:08,170 in piedmont tomorrow and pick one up. 91 00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:09,675 Couldn't you get one tonight? 92 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:12,377 Piedmont's 40 miles. Can't get there tonight. 93 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:13,810 But we have reservations 94 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,524 at the mount holiday resort for tonight. 95 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:16,946 Can't do nothing till morning. 96 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:19,490 Might as well go in, make yourself comfortable. 97 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:21,317 You sure we won't be inconveniencing you? 98 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:25,121 No, not at all. Thank you. 99 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:27,055 Come on, kids. 100 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,660 [♪♪♪] 101 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:31,762 All the handbills for the fair are printed out. 102 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:33,365 You know, Cal, we gotta do something 103 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:35,097 about our printing press. It's getting old. 104 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:37,502 Amanda, you'll never guess who's staying with us tonight. 105 00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:39,005 If bud mills is drunk again... 106 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,306 It ain't bud. It's the partridge family. 107 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:42,808 Cal, have you and bud been... 108 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:45,180 No, no I ain't even seen bud today, woman. 109 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:48,048 Look at that. They're here, I tell you. 110 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:52,993 Really? You mean here? That's what I said. 111 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:56,286 You better go and make up their beds. We got a whole house-load. 112 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:59,859 Cal, the partridge family. 113 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:02,930 Why, this could be that miracle we were hoping for. 114 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:04,930 [♪♪♪] 115 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:11,066 [♪♪♪] 116 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:21,823 [♪♪♪] 117 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,649 Would you like some coffee, Mrs. Partridge? 118 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:28,885 Oh, yes, thank you. 119 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:31,759 Good. I'll brew up a fresh pot. 120 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:42,169 Another fine kettle of fish you've gotten us into. 121 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:43,899 Who, me? What did I do? 122 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:46,714 You sure picked an exciting place for us to break down. 123 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:49,677 For thrills, we can go outside and watch the ground crack. 124 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:51,937 All right, that's enough. 125 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:53,975 These people have been very nice to us 126 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:55,721 and I don't want their feelings hurt 127 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:58,016 hearing this kind of talk. Understood? 128 00:06:58,018 --> 00:06:59,618 [♪♪♪] 129 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:04,592 Did you ask them? Of course I didn't ask them. 130 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:06,362 They wouldn't care about a little fair. 131 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:07,829 But if we explained to them 132 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:09,958 the Indians are trying to raise money. 133 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:11,963 Oh, if they just appeared the first day, 134 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:13,465 I bet they'd raise enough money 135 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:14,967 to finish building the school. 136 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:17,798 Amanda, those people are big stars. 137 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:19,305 But they're on vacation. 138 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:21,366 And the fair's just three days off. 139 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:23,984 Oh, Cal, it's for a good cause. 140 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:26,047 I'll run off some new handbills tomorrow. 141 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:29,176 We can't hold them hostages. Of course not. 142 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:30,582 But they can't blame us 143 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:33,754 if they happen to have a streak of bad luck. 144 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:37,524 You folks sure are having a streak of bad luck. 145 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:39,485 What's wrong? Couldn't get the water hose? 146 00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:41,633 Drove to piedmont and got it this morning. 147 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:43,159 Works fine. Then what's the problem? 148 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:45,033 Well, it looks like when your engine heated up, 149 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:46,932 it blew some hose in your radiator. 150 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:49,874 Oh, no. If it took us a day to get a new water hose, 151 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,900 it'll take us months to get a new radiator. 152 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:53,705 Cal: Oh, you don't need a new radiator. 153 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:56,037 A can of that stuff to stop leaks will do fine. 154 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:58,383 Great. No problem. Well, there is. 155 00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:01,208 I don't have any of that stuff. 156 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:02,984 What about the garage in piedmont? 157 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,623 Already called him. He's out. 158 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:06,418 He's expecting a delivery in a day or two. 159 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:09,859 Well, what are we gonna do for the next two days? 160 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:11,987 Go outside and watch the ground crack. 161 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:15,232 Danny. You'll have to excuse them, Mr. Courtney. 162 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:18,058 They're just disappointed. This is their vacation. 163 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:19,965 I understand. 164 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:22,937 Look, no reason you kids can't go vacationing around here. 165 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:25,096 How would you like to go fishing? 166 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:26,505 Fishing? 167 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:29,011 Oh, I'd love to go fishing. 168 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,039 Keith would love to go fishing too. 169 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:34,084 Wouldn't you, Keith? Me? I've never... 170 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,790 I'd love to. 171 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:40,546 [♪♪♪] 172 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:49,526 How's that, Mrs. Courtney? Why, that's fine. 173 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,529 Where did you learn to make bread? 174 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,331 Mom taught me. Really? 175 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,743 I thought your maid would do all those things. 176 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:58,096 She does. And you're looking at her. 177 00:08:58,105 --> 00:09:00,665 Hey, mom, guess what. We caught a whole mess of fish. 178 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:02,314 Enough to feed us all for dinner. 179 00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:04,539 Oh, that's great, boys. 180 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,914 You ought to be right proud of your boys, Mrs. Partridge. 181 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,784 They're good providers. 182 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:10,982 Where's Keith? You may not believe this, 183 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:13,554 but he's out in the garage cleaning his fish. 184 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,223 Oh, you're kidding. 185 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:17,562 Oh, mom, where's my camera? I have to get a picture of this. 186 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,727 It's on the table in the living room. 187 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:25,273 [♪♪♪] 188 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:33,412 Laurie... 189 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,336 [Whispering] Will you cut it out? 190 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:37,242 Keith, I was the one sneaking up on you. 191 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,954 So how come you're the one whispering? 192 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:42,006 Shh! I've uncovered a plot. A plot? 193 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,345 Will you shh? Let me tell you. 194 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:47,491 Against you and me and the whole family. They're out to get us. 195 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:50,257 You know, there's one good thing about being paranoid. 196 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:53,487 You always feel like you're the center of attention. 197 00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:55,263 I found this box. 198 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,632 It's filled with that stuff to stop radiator leaks. 199 00:09:57,631 --> 00:10:00,171 But Cal said he didn't have any. 200 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:05,907 Right. He lied to us. I smell something awfully fishy. 201 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:12,279 There's something going on around here. 202 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,309 I wanna know the truth. 203 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,754 If we're being held here 204 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:18,819 against our will, I wanna know it. 205 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,219 [♪♪♪] 206 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,820 Hey, mom, could we talk to you? 207 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,762 Laurie, better let me handle this. 208 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:26,387 Surprise is our only weapon. 209 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,593 Uh, Mr. Courtney, could I have a few words with you? 210 00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:31,025 Why, sure. Uh, fine. 211 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:33,301 Would you mind telling me, uh, 212 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:36,200 where you were on the afternoon of the 14th? 213 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:38,543 Fourteenth of what? Yesterday. 214 00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:42,808 Oh, I was right here with you. Keith: Exactly. 215 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,180 I was, uh... I was just wondering why 216 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,077 you didn't drive over to pierpont... 217 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,409 Piedmont. 218 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:51,876 Piedmont and pick up our water hose then 219 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:53,885 instead of waiting until today. 220 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:56,217 He would have been closed by the time I got there. 221 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:59,863 Oh. Keith, what's this all about? 222 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,530 I'm leading up to that. 223 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:05,798 You've led up to it. Okay. 224 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,529 He said we couldn't leave 225 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:10,444 because we needed that stuff to fix the radiator. 226 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:14,507 Well, I just found a whole case of it in his garage. 227 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,007 Maybe Cal forgot it was there. 228 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,109 Yeah, maybe I forgot it was there. 229 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:22,549 Now we can go. Oh, no. 230 00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:26,419 Oh, that radiator stuff wouldn't do you much good anyway. 231 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:30,719 I... I guess you didn't hear the bulletin on the radio. 232 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,734 Bulletin? Yes. 233 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,656 The road's been washed out. 234 00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:36,031 [♪♪♪] 235 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,159 But there isn't a cloud in the sky. 236 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:40,195 Flash flood. It doesn't have to rain here. 237 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,270 It rains up in the mountains, and whoosh. 238 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:43,969 Never camp in a dry creek bed. 239 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:46,171 Those flash floods will get you every time. 240 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:48,543 Amanda: The road will be open in a day or two. 241 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,981 Amanda, where's our manners? 242 00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:53,547 We ought to get these folks some lemonade. 243 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,376 [♪♪♪] 244 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,850 I think they're getting suspicious. 245 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:00,592 They would have been more than suspicious 246 00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:01,947 if they'd have read this: 247 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,015 [♪♪♪] 248 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,595 [♪♪♪] 249 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:13,426 Uh-huh. Well... Oh, it seems... 250 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:17,873 Yeah, yes, Mr. Manugen, I got the handbill you sent over. 251 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:21,071 I know they turned you down, but... 252 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:25,014 Well, how is that a breach of contract? 253 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:27,282 If they turn you down, 254 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:31,750 they can't appear anywhere else during that two-week period. 255 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:35,391 Well, I... I see you have been reading the fine print. 256 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:36,788 [Chuckles] 257 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,930 You're suing for how much? 258 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:41,586 Mr. Manugen, this is all a mistake. 259 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,134 I guarantee you, 260 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,730 the partridge family will not appear at that fair. 261 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:46,972 [Horn honks] 262 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,897 [♪♪♪] 263 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,140 Hi. Hi. 264 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:55,639 Uh, how do I get to the papago fairgrounds? 265 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:59,082 Oh, that's on the reservation. Coming to the fair tomorrow, eh? 266 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,949 Partridge family's gonna be there, you know. 267 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,608 Oh, no, they're not. 268 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,445 Uh, do you know where the partridge family's staying? 269 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,492 I'm their manager. 270 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:11,217 Their manager. You're gonna stop them from appearing at the fair? 271 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,494 That's right. Well, they're... 272 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:14,863 There's a good chance 273 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,662 that they're staying at the reservation. 274 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:19,103 Fine. How do I get there? 275 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:21,299 Well, you follow this road for about a mile. 276 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,771 Then you turn left on the first dirt road 277 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,600 until you cross the dry wash. 278 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,935 Dirt road, dry wash. 279 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,041 Now the road gets pretty bad for a spell, 280 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,313 but keep going, because it gets better. 281 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,312 Before you know it, you'll be there. 282 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,154 Okay. Thanks a lot. [Engine starts] 283 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,318 We'll send someone to find him in time. 284 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,963 Oh, Cal, you're so good to me. 285 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,529 Shirley: Good morning. 286 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:50,157 Cal: Hi. What are you folks doing up so early? 287 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,033 Well, we've been listening to the radio. 288 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,802 We didn't hear reports about the road. 289 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,400 So we decided we'd drive out and see if we can get through. 290 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:59,543 Oh, no need. If the road was open, we'd have heard something. 291 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,269 Well, it can't hurt to take a look. 292 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,244 Besides, it'll be a nice drive. 293 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,543 Mrs. Partridge, well, since you're going that way, 294 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:08,205 would you mind if Cal and I ride along with you? 295 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:10,215 See, I've got an errand to run. 296 00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:13,447 I, uh... I do a little work for the Indian reservation. 297 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:16,193 And I've got some clothes and things I wanna drop off. 298 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:19,589 It's right on the way. Be happy to. Come on along. 299 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,292 [♪♪♪] 300 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:25,195 Amanda may, how are we gonna get out of this one? 301 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,568 I still got one trick left up my sleeve: 302 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,638 Tell them the truth. 303 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:33,267 [♪♪♪] 304 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,980 Well, here we are. 305 00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:43,078 [♪♪♪] 306 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,653 [Children shouting] 307 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:05,672 Cal: Hi, Paul, ruthie. Hello, Cal, Amanda. 308 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:08,312 I want you to meet some friends of ours... 309 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:12,138 And some fans of yours, Ruth and Paul wynamo. 310 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,175 Shirley partridge... How do you do? 311 00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:16,751 Hello, Shirley. Laurie, Keith... 312 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:20,289 Hi. Tracy, Chris, Danny. 313 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:22,247 Wow, are you the partridge family? 314 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,655 Yeah. Are you real Indians? 315 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,487 Mm-hmm. Come on. 316 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:29,203 Cal: Amanda, I have to have a talk with Paul. 317 00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:30,856 Make yourselves at home, please. 318 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,633 Thank you. Okay. 319 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,502 Chris: Do you have a bow and arrow? 320 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:35,931 No. 321 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:39,065 I thought all Indians had bows and arrows. 322 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,172 We can't afford them. 323 00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,444 [♪♪♪] 324 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,483 Anyway, they might appear at the fair. 325 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:46,748 Cal, you're kidding. 326 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,676 The partridge family gonna appear at the fair? 327 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,351 Hey, they could bring in enough people, 328 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,180 we might be able to finish the school, Cal. 329 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,615 I know. There's only one problem. 330 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,650 There's this slicker who's trying to stop them. 331 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:58,015 Oh? I took care of him temporarily. 332 00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,885 I figure if he followed my directions, 333 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,162 he's stuck now out near wall face wash. 334 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,102 However, since the fair's tomorrow, 335 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,127 I'd like to make sure he doesn't show up 336 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:09,903 until it's too late. Okay. 337 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,572 [♪♪♪] 338 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:15,172 Wasn't dry wash. 339 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,735 Need a wet wash. I wish. 340 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,314 [Indians whooping in distance] 341 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,512 This is a noisy country. 342 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:25,145 [Whooping continues] 343 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:30,721 [♪♪♪] 344 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:50,138 I, uh... I don't suppose you guys are from the auto club? 345 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,320 No, i... I didn't think so. 346 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,920 What you do here, pinch face? 347 00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:05,292 Oh, now, just a minute. I... 348 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:08,262 I am a citizen of these United States. 349 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:11,831 My descendants came over here on the mayflower. 350 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:14,001 My descendants met them. 351 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,440 Oh. 352 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:18,366 Uh... 353 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:23,141 Me come in peace. Peace. You savvy? 354 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:28,283 Savvy. Uh... 355 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:33,351 Have, uh... Have heap wampum. You take. 356 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:38,593 Me go like wind on prairie. Good? 357 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,428 No... no good. Uh... 358 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,601 Well, what are you gonna...? What are you gonna do with me? 359 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:50,369 Same thing wide eyes have always done to Indians. 360 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,640 That's cruel and unusual punishment. 361 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,313 [♪♪♪] 362 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:02,912 Sure is a neat goat, isn't he? Yeah, sure is. 363 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:07,445 Amanda: This is probably the cleanest ghetto you've ever seen. 364 00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:11,294 That's because most ghettos are overpopulated. 365 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,921 Indian ghettos aren't. 366 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,725 They're walled off from the rest of the world, 367 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:18,627 and the population inside is dying. 368 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:19,901 Mrs. Courtney, 369 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,329 I don't know what to say to a statement like that. 370 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:23,695 One minute, we're talking about 371 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,543 the children playing. And the next... 372 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:29,838 You're right. I suppose I was using shock value. 373 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,542 But there's a lot of things 374 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,314 most people don't know about Indians. 375 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:34,853 Well, for example, 376 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:38,277 the average life expectancy is about 40 years. 377 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:39,615 If you were an Indian, Laurie, 378 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,589 your life would be nearly half over. 379 00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,618 One out of every four children 380 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,333 dies before it's a year old, from malnutrition. 381 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,486 Mrs. Partridge, you have five children. 382 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:51,655 Now, if you were an Indian, one of them might not be here. 383 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:55,274 Mrs. Courtney, I... I can't believe this. 384 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:58,168 How could we let this happen? I don't know, Laurie. 385 00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:01,711 For some reason, we won't let the Indians help themselves. 386 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:06,508 Indian unemployment averages 40 to 60 percent. 387 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:11,083 A papago's annual income is about $750. 388 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:14,623 Oh, I just never realized. 389 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,591 Somebody ought to do something. 390 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:20,259 Oh, no offense, Mrs. Partridge, but that's what most people say: 391 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,960 "somebody ought to do something." 392 00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:25,461 well, of course, most people don't know about the problem. 393 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,895 The papagos have a fair 394 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,870 every year to raise money for their people. 395 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:32,469 They're trying to build a real schoolhouse. 396 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:37,312 When is this fair? Well, uh, tomorrow. 397 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:40,250 [♪♪♪] 398 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,647 Mrs. Courtney, if it would help at all, 399 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,049 we would like to appear at the fair. 400 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:46,751 You would? 401 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:50,293 Just like that? Just like that. 402 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,360 Hey, mom, guess what. 403 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,889 We're gonna appear at a fair tomorrow. 404 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,930 Word sure travels fast. 405 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,332 [Laughing] 406 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,605 [Playing and singing "Come on love"] 407 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,608 ♪ doo, doo doo-doo ♪ 408 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,480 ♪ doo, doo doo-doo ♪ 409 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:15,809 ♪ sitting here all alone ♪ 410 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:19,345 ♪ you know it's just not right ♪ 411 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:22,522 ♪ lately it seems to happen ♪ 412 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:25,592 ♪ every night ♪ 413 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,492 ♪ doo, doo doo-doo ♪ 414 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:31,104 ♪ hiding away from love ♪ 415 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:34,567 ♪ how could I be so sure? ♪ 416 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:39,607 ♪ Lately I wonder about it more and more ♪ 417 00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:45,338 ♪ so I that it's just about time ♪ 418 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:49,005 ♪ that I opened up my eyes ♪ 419 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:52,715 ♪ then if I see love come my way ♪ 420 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,619 ♪ I won't let it pass me by ♪ 421 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:57,862 ♪ whoo ♪ ♪ come on, love ♪ 422 00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,627 ♪ come on in ♪ 423 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:03,796 ♪ come on let my life begin ♪ 424 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:08,766 ♪ I've waited much too long to see your face ♪ 425 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,840 ♪ come on, love now is the time ♪ 426 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:17,780 ♪ to show that you're a friend of mine ♪ 427 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:21,607 ♪ as sure as there's a sky above ♪ 428 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,824 ♪ come on, love come on, now ♪ 429 00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:28,547 ♪ come on pull me through somehow ♪ 430 00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:32,885 ♪ you've been a stranger much too long ♪ 431 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,792 ♪ in my life ♪ 432 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,255 ♪ whoo ♪ ♪ come on, love ♪ 433 00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:39,773 ♪ come on in ♪ 434 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:44,666 ♪ come on let my life begin ♪ 435 00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:48,811 ♪ I've waited much too long to see your face ♪ 436 00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:53,953 ♪ come on, love now is the time ♪ 437 00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:58,216 ♪ to show that you're a friend of mine ♪ 438 00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:01,547 ♪ sure as there's a sky above ♪ 439 00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:05,094 ♪ come on, love come on, now ♪ 440 00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:08,831 ♪ come on, pull me through somehow ♪ 441 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:13,158 ♪ you've been a stranger much too long ♪ 442 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:16,265 ♪ in my life ♪ 443 00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:21,138 ♪ come on, love ♪ 444 00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,080 [applause] 445 00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:28,976 [♪♪♪] 446 00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:40,194 This is the occasion I've been waiting for 447 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:43,332 to break open this jug of cider. It's a real good year. 448 00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:45,629 What year is it? 1972. 449 00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:47,872 Best darn year we ever had around here, 450 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,137 thanks to you folks. You doing the fair, 451 00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:53,296 even after all the terrible tricks we played on you. 452 00:22:53,305 --> 00:22:55,805 Why didn't you just ask us in the first place? 453 00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:58,638 Well, we see your name in the paper all the time. 454 00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:00,005 We hear your records. 455 00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:01,852 And I guess it just took us a little while 456 00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:05,548 to realize that big stars are just people like us. 457 00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:08,492 [♪♪♪] 458 00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:10,958 Pinch face is here. 459 00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:12,417 Reuben! 460 00:23:12,425 --> 00:23:14,155 [Sighs] 461 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,100 I knew I forgot something. 462 00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:19,767 [Laughing] 463 00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:23,898 Laugh if you want. 464 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,773 It was good enough to get me past those savages in the dark. 465 00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:29,843 Reuben, what are you doing here like that? 466 00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:32,042 Shirley, I just had to belly through 467 00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:34,014 nine miles of hostile Indian territory. 468 00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:35,383 And do you know why? 469 00:23:35,381 --> 00:23:38,551 To keep this rumrunner from working you into a lawsuit. 470 00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:39,991 Calm down, Reuben. 471 00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:42,546 I called Mr. Manugen and explained everything. 472 00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:43,955 He's waived his commitment. 473 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:46,056 Everything's all worked out, Reuben. 474 00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:48,458 Oh, you may think so. But what you don't know 475 00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:50,201 is there is a band of renegade Indians 476 00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:52,996 ready to wipe out all the settlers in the area. 477 00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:56,569 Hey, Cal, that guy got away. We were... 478 00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:01,235 Hey, pinch face, qué pasa? 479 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,610 [♪♪♪] 480 00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:03,979 [Laughing] 481 00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:09,083 Well, I'm confused. 482 00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:12,717 [♪♪♪] 483 00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:21,831 [♪♪♪] 484 00:24:21,881 --> 00:24:26,431 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36218

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