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[Partridge family theme playing]
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♪ Come on now and
meet everybody ♪
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♪ and hear us singing ♪
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♪ there's nothing better
than being together ♪
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♪ when we're singing ♪
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♪ the five of us ♪
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♪ and mom working all day ♪
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♪ we knew we could help
her if our music would pay ♪
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♪ Danny got Reuben
to sell our song ♪
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♪ and it really came together
when mom sang along ♪
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♪ come on now and
meet everybody ♪
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♪ and hear us singing ♪
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♪ there's nothing better
than being together ♪
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♪ when we're singing ♪
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♪ when we're singing ♪
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♪ when we're singing ♪♪
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["Theme from Moulin
Rouge" playing on television]
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[Snoring]
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Shh! Shh!
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Oh, I thought it
was the commercial.
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Boy, Toulouse lautrec
was a real artist.
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He knew what it was to suffer.
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You three-footers
really empathize
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with each other, don't you?
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I felt sorry for him.
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Ah, don't feel sorry for him
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because he was short. Why not?
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I heard it from a
reliable source.
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Lautrec was a leg man.
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Reuben.
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You're all heart, Mr. Kincaid.
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If you'd been Toulouse
lautrec's manager,
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he'd now be known as
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the world's greatest
short-order cook.
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Hi, honey.
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Hi.
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Reuben: Did you come
up with a song yet?
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Shirley: Reuben, he
just walked in the door!
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I don't know.
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You people have a live
record date in 10 days,
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you still don't have a
song, and what do I get?
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[Mocking] "Reuben, he
just came in the door."
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There's no law that says
he has to write a song
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every two weeks.
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Oh, yes, there
is... Kincaid's law.
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Quote, a dry client
equals a broke manager.
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Look, Reuben, I'm not dry, i...
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I guess I'm dry.
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Keith, you realize
we're gonna record
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this nonexistent song
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at a concert in front
of a live audience.
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I know. I know.
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You gotta have
everything down perfectly.
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We've only got one shot at it.
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Now, look,
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I know there's
practically no time left,
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and I realize
you're up against it,
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so if there's anything
at all I can do to help,
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to loosen you up.
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Reuben, if you loosen
him up any more,
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we'll have to pry
him off the walls.
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No, Reuben's right.
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I have an obligation, and
I'm letting everyone down.
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I can't help it.
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Maybe I've just
written myself out.
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I don't know.
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Honey, don't be silly.
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All creative artists
have dry spells.
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It happens to
everybody. It'll pass.
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Yes, but it's been months.
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Listen, Keith.
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If you're really dry,
maybe I can help you out.
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How? how do you think?
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By knocking out
a couple of songs.
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Yeah. I can see it now.
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The partridge family sings
"the oldies but goodies."
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They laughed at lautrec too.
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What does that got
to do with anything?
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Oh, he was watching
a movie about a genius,
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so he's decided he's a genius.
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Oh, I'm glad he wasn't watching
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Myra breckenridge.
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Hey, easy.
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He was just offering to help.
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I get the distinct feeling
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that everyone doubts my ability.
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No, I'll even help
you get started.
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I'll buy you a book: Song
writing by the numbers.
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Okay, that does it.
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The bet is on.
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What bet?
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That I can write a great song.
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I'll be up in my room, mom,
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and I'm not coming
out until I've done it.
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Did you see how
determined he was?
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We may never see him again.
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Ah, he'll get over it.
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On the other hand,
with a little luck,
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I may not see him again
until he's, oh, 30, 40 years old.
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[♪♪♪]
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[Knocking on door]
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Reuben! What brings you
here at this time of night?
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Well, it's not
Bonnie kleinschmitt.
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Who?
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Bonnie kleinschmitt.
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The girl who's sitting
in the living room
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of my apartment.
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The girl who thinks I
am now in my bedroom,
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slipping into something
more comfortable.
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Hey, you came over here
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to borrow something more
comfortable to slip into?
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No, I'm here because Danny
made an emergency phone call.
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Oh, if this is a
wild goose chase...
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Hi, Mr. Kincaid.
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Danny, this had
better be important.
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You'd better tell me
the only reason I'm here
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is because Nixon was busy.
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It's big, all right.
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Laurie, take a song.
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What?
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Write down the notes.
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The first Danny
partridge million-record hit.
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I'll hum, you write.
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[Hums]
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Stop. I don't know
how to write that.
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The high note or the
low note, take your pick.
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They're both dynamite.
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[Humming "theme
from Moulin Rouge"]
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Danny...
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Don't interrupt now.
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This song will be on the
lips of millions in no time.
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[Humming "theme
from Moulin Rouge"]
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See, I told you it'd be big,
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but I didn't think it would
get around that fast.
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Danny, you heard
it on TV last night.
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The "theme from Moulin Rouge."
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I don't remember how that goes.
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You just hummed it.
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♪ Wherever I go I
worry and wonder ♪
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♪ your lips are so near ♪
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♪ darling, where is your heart ♪
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Well...
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"Moulin Rouge" is a pretty song.
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I guess that's
called mother love.
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What did you expect her to do,
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gloat with you?
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I'm not gloating.
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I just don't think Danny's ready
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to be a songwriter, that's all.
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And I don't think
it's fair for us
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to lead him on.
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You're not worried about
the competition, are you?
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[Knock at door]Come in.
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Oh, I thought you were alone.
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Come in, honey.
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Well, I've got a new song.
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Let's hear it.
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[Whistling Barry &
Black's "born free"]
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Danny...
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That's "born free".
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What?
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From the picture
of the same name.
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It's like a cavalcade
of great movie themes.
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What's next, "Oklahoma"?
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That's enough, Keith.
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Look, I didn't make
fun of you and Laurie
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when you got hooked on things.
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Are you comparing
me to those faddists?
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I only meant...
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I know what you meant.
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It's obvious.
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You don't take
me seriously either.
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I do take you seriously.
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I just don't want you
to wear yourself out.
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Somebody's got to
come up with a song
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if we're gonna stay on top.
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Show business is a jungle.
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Danny, you can't expect
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to come up with
a song overnight.
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It takes a lot of hard
work and persistence,
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and, uh, rest, get me?
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I get you, but I'm not
gonna go to sleep.
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Good night, sweetheart.
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Good night.
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Just remember,
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Rodgers and hammerstein
didn't make it overnight.
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Who?
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A couple of songwriters
from the dark ages.
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You know, when I was a girl.
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Good night, honey.
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Good night.
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I thought you were asleep.
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Well, I just got
an idea for a song.
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Well, don't stay
up too late, darling.
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Are you kidding?
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Maybe I'm finally loosening up.
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[Sighs] Welcome
to tin pan alley.
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We never close.
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[Keith playing guitar]
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[Humming song Keith
played on the guitar]
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Well?
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Lautrec,
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I apologize to all the
three-footers of the world.
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I don't know what
to say, Danny. It's...
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It's out of sight,
that's what it is.
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Yeah.
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Who said talent didn't
run in this family?
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Hi, mom. Breakfast ready yet?
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I was wondering where you were.
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When did you take
up jogging again?
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Ah, at 6:00 this morning.
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And I'm really starved.
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Well, you just may
lose your appetite again.
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Danny has written
a sensational song.
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Really? You're kidding.
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Tell him, mom.
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Wait till you hear
it. It's amazing.
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Hey, that's great, Danny,
because I wrote one too.
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I had a real
breakthrough last night.
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Yesterday we
didn't have a single.
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Today we're
shooting for an album.
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Hey, well, come on.
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Let's go out in the garage.
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I want to hear
what Danny's done.
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Good idea. That's a good idea.
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I'd like to hear something
that isn't hummed.
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[Shirley laughs]
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Why don't you get out of
your jogging clothes first?
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My stuff is pretty
sophisticated.
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Shall I wear a
black tie and tails?
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No, but taking a
bath wouldn't hurt.
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[Humming]
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That's funny. That really is.
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I don't know how
you pulled it out,
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but that's, that's funny.
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You think it's funny?
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Yeah, I think it's funny.
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I thought you were serious.
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You don't like it?
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Well, of course I like it.
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I mean, I liked
it when I wrote it.
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How did you get
a hold of my song?
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Oh, no!
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Very funny. His song.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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I brought you in
here to hear my song,
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and you heard my song.
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Oh, no, no. Wait a
minute. That was my song.
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What is this?
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I...
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Reuben?
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Well, I... Danny...
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Shirley?
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You don't stop at
anything, do you?
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The minute they start to slide,
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boy, they get desperate.
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I stayed up half the
night writing that song.
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Oh, you must have
been listening, that's all.
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I was asleep.
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I've got witnesses.
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Chris was in the room,
and he was asleep too.
262
00:12:25,291 --> 00:12:27,581
I knew this was
too good to be true.
263
00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:29,173
All right, all right.
264
00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,166
There must be some
logical explanation for this.
265
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:32,786
Well, there is. It's mine.
266
00:12:32,791 --> 00:12:34,421
I want a lawyer.
267
00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:37,673
Mom, will you tell him
to quit kidding around?
268
00:12:37,666 --> 00:12:39,496
He is kidding around, isn't he?
269
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:40,710
Isn't it a coincidence?
270
00:12:40,708 --> 00:12:42,958
I mean, your dry spell ends
271
00:12:42,958 --> 00:12:45,788
the same night Danny
writes his first brilliant song.
272
00:12:45,791 --> 00:12:47,671
Well, I'm glad you like it,
273
00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:48,996
because it's mine!
274
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,210
Oh, come on,
Laurie, use your ears.
275
00:12:54,375 --> 00:12:57,665
I mean, it's me.
I'm all over it.
276
00:12:57,666 --> 00:12:59,366
So he's been influenced by you.
277
00:12:59,375 --> 00:13:00,955
Who wouldn't be?
278
00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:03,368
It's like living next
to the railroad tracks.
279
00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:05,035
Laurie and Keith,
280
00:13:05,041 --> 00:13:07,041
let's put a stop
to this right now.
281
00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:09,421
Well, I'm for that,
because that's mine.
282
00:13:09,416 --> 00:13:13,286
Laurie, will you
witness my signature?
283
00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:15,581
Wait a minute.
What are you doing?
284
00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:16,713
I'm copyrighting the tune.
285
00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:17,958
You can't do that.
286
00:13:17,958 --> 00:13:19,288
Oh, can't I?
287
00:13:19,291 --> 00:13:20,831
I just got a title for it.
288
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:23,333
I'm calling it,
"this is my song".
289
00:13:32,666 --> 00:13:34,126
[Humming]
290
00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:42,503
You hear that, Danny?
291
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:44,080
She's humming my song.
292
00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:46,373
My song. His song.
293
00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:48,245
Whose song? Their song.
294
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:52,078
Gesundheit.
295
00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:54,043
Or would you like
to copyright that too?
296
00:13:57,708 --> 00:13:59,128
[Humming]
297
00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:05,293
Chris, I told you I don't
have time for games anymore.
298
00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:07,791
I've got to write another
song to prove I'm consistent.
299
00:14:07,791 --> 00:14:09,461
Danny, you know something?
300
00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:11,708
Since you got to be a
genius, you're no fun.
301
00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:13,248
Oh, yeah?
302
00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:18,075
I'll show you fun.
303
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,870
I'm gonna make a
milkshake out of you.
304
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:23,875
Danny!
305
00:14:23,876 --> 00:14:25,076
[Giggling]
306
00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:26,523
Simmer down,
kids. It's time for bed.
307
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:28,123
Mom.
308
00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:30,165
Even for geniuses.
309
00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:31,916
That leaves Danny out.
310
00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:39,705
You asked for it.
311
00:14:39,708 --> 00:14:41,828
Now, you asked for it!
312
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,583
[Playing guitar]
313
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:49,000
Come in.
314
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,080
I sewed the
buttons on your shirt.
315
00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:53,173
Oh, thank you.
316
00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:55,036
Writing a new song?
317
00:14:55,041 --> 00:14:56,871
Trying.
318
00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:58,865
Danny and I may
be in courts for years,
319
00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:00,995
and we still do
have that record date
320
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,120
next week, so...
321
00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:05,995
Well, we could always
record that song.
322
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,790
It's awfully good.
323
00:15:07,791 --> 00:15:09,291
Which song?
324
00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:11,921
The one we heard this morning.
325
00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:16,833
You see? You don't
even know what to call it.
326
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,923
Danny's song. My song.
327
00:15:18,916 --> 00:15:21,036
Oh, come on, you
know I wrote that song.
328
00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:22,541
If I say that,
329
00:15:22,541 --> 00:15:24,631
then what am I
saying about Danny?
330
00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:29,456
Okay.
331
00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:32,618
I know that you wrote that song.
332
00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:35,365
But I also know that Danny
wouldn't deliberately just...
333
00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:36,865
Chris: I surrender!
334
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:38,035
Danny!
335
00:15:38,041 --> 00:15:39,671
Hey, knock it off!
336
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,331
[Danny and Chris giggling]
337
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,750
Do you always hear what goes on
338
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,370
in Chris and Danny's room?
339
00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:48,915
Unfortunately, yes.
340
00:15:48,916 --> 00:15:50,416
That clearly?
341
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,166
Tonight's a quiet night.
342
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:56,116
I never noticed that before.
343
00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:57,705
[Shrill singing]
344
00:16:04,708 --> 00:16:07,208
Did you hear that? It
sounds like coyotes.
345
00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:13,618
So that's how he did it.
346
00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:16,115
If Danny appropriated your song,
347
00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:18,365
this is how he did it.
348
00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:20,035
I just can't believe
349
00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:22,121
Danny would do something
like that on purpose.
350
00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:24,615
Neither can I.
351
00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:27,205
If you boys aren't
asleep in five minutes,
352
00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:28,208
you're gonna have to chop
353
00:16:28,209 --> 00:16:29,369
all the firewood this winter.
354
00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:32,958
Keith, you have five minutes
355
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:35,248
to write the world's worst song.
356
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:37,670
But it's got to be the
world's worst song.
357
00:16:37,666 --> 00:16:39,666
Okay, but you can't
expect perfection
358
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,246
in five minutes.
359
00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:11,328
He's asleep.
360
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:12,883
Okay.
361
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:18,785
[Plays discordant song]
362
00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:33,421
Do you think
this is really fair?
363
00:17:33,416 --> 00:17:34,916
About Danny, I mean.
364
00:17:34,916 --> 00:17:36,996
Laurie, I understand
your concern,
365
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,870
but it's very fair.
366
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:41,245
If Danny didn't write that
song, he has to know the truth,
367
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:42,670
and so do we.
368
00:17:42,666 --> 00:17:44,286
I guess that's true.
369
00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:46,121
But then what if
it doesn't work?
370
00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:47,535
Well, it's very simple.
371
00:17:47,541 --> 00:17:49,041
I'll just never
write another song
372
00:17:49,041 --> 00:17:51,711
in this house again.
373
00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:53,708
Hi, mom. Hi, gang.
374
00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:55,868
Good morning, Danny.
Do you want some oatmeal?
375
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,865
No, thanks. All I
want is a glass of milk.
376
00:17:57,875 --> 00:17:59,035
Is something wrong?
377
00:17:59,041 --> 00:18:00,831
No, I'm fine.
378
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:06,418
You, uh, reach a
dry spell already?
379
00:18:06,416 --> 00:18:08,826
Well, as a matter of fact,
I did write another song.
380
00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:10,213
Oh, really?
381
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:11,958
Are we gonna get to hear it?
382
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,118
No, I don't think so.
383
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,415
Oh.
384
00:18:15,416 --> 00:18:17,036
Come on, I won't steal it.
385
00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:18,711
No, it's not that.
386
00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:20,418
What's the trouble, Danny?
387
00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:22,956
I might as well tell you.
388
00:18:22,958 --> 00:18:25,418
I think I'm losing my talent.
389
00:18:25,416 --> 00:18:27,456
When I woke up this morning,
390
00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:31,118
another song did come
to me, but it's so awful!
391
00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:34,165
I didn't think I was capable
of writing such garbage.
392
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:37,496
Excuse me, mom.
393
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:40,750
Danny boy... By any chance,
394
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:43,750
did your song
happen to go like this...
395
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:45,290
[Plays discordant song]
396
00:18:58,583 --> 00:19:01,713
I don't believe it.
That's the song.
397
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,328
You must be desperate.
398
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:05,583
Not only do you
steal my good songs,
399
00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:08,213
you stole that
piece of garbage too.
400
00:19:08,208 --> 00:19:10,208
Boy, are you dumb.
401
00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:13,248
Can I have some oatmeal?
402
00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:23,171
Hey, you'd better get a move on.
403
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:24,706
I was just thinking.
404
00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:26,828
This could be my
song we're recording,
405
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,503
except it isn't my song.
406
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,500
Oh, Danny.
407
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,371
You're only 10 years old.
408
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:34,575
If you want to write songs,
you'll write them some day.
409
00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:38,373
I know you're right, mom,
but it doesn't help much now.
410
00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:41,415
Keith: Hey, come
on, let's go. Let's go.
411
00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:43,076
Well, if it will help any,
412
00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:45,083
Keith said that you made
the song much better
413
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,713
than he originally had it.
414
00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:49,208
You don't have to
treat me like a kid, mom,
415
00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:50,828
even if I am one.
416
00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:52,463
I'm serious.
417
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:54,288
He said his version
isn't nearly as good
418
00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:55,581
as the one you gave Laurie.
419
00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:57,873
You mean, I stole
Keith's version,
420
00:19:57,875 --> 00:20:01,075
and memorized it
wrong, and improved it?
421
00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:03,003
So I've heard.
422
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,920
Nice try, mom.
423
00:20:04,916 --> 00:20:07,246
Now tell me the one
about old king Cole.
424
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,293
You...
425
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:20,285
Thank you. Thank you.
426
00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:23,331
This next song has
kind of a weird history.
427
00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:25,123
Um, I wrote it,
428
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:28,035
and my brother, Danny,
took it off in a corner
429
00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:30,081
and he went over it.
430
00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:32,503
He, uh, he really made
it a much better song.
431
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,500
So, what you're
seeing here tonight
432
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,540
is the first
collaborative effort
433
00:20:36,541 --> 00:20:38,711
between Danny
partridge and myself.
434
00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:41,458
It wasn't the easiest
collaboration in the world,
435
00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:43,078
but here it is.
436
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:45,373
[Applause]
437
00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:46,915
[Playing "to be lovers"]
438
00:20:52,541 --> 00:21:00,331
♪ Like a summer
wind in the fall ♪
439
00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:05,673
♪ like a color book
without a paper doll ♪
440
00:21:09,666 --> 00:21:14,246
♪ this is what it's
like to be lovers ♪
441
00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:19,000
♪ to be lovers ♪
442
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:24,000
♪ when you're not in love ♪
443
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:31,210
♪ like a drift of
snow falling in June ♪
444
00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:37,498
♪ like a November night
without an Autumn moon ♪
445
00:21:40,541 --> 00:21:47,251
This is what it's
like to be lovers ♪
446
00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:53,830
♪ to be lovers when
you're not in love ♪
447
00:21:56,583 --> 00:22:04,423
♪ a sad old tree thats
branches will not grow ♪
448
00:22:04,416 --> 00:22:10,706
♪ a beautiful valley
filled with sand ♪
449
00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:16,918
♪ it's like a mockingbird
with no song ♪
450
00:22:16,916 --> 00:22:18,326
♪ ooh ♪
451
00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:21,623
♪ try to imagine the sun ♪
452
00:22:21,625 --> 00:22:25,075
♪ sleeping through dawn ♪
453
00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:32,745
♪ this is what it's
like to be lovers ♪
454
00:22:34,416 --> 00:22:40,576
♪ to be lovers when
you're not in love ♪
455
00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:44,961
♪ ooh... ♪
456
00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:52,421
♪ Ooh... ♪
457
00:22:59,541 --> 00:23:05,871
♪ This is what it's
like to be lovers ♪
458
00:23:05,875 --> 00:23:12,205
♪ to be lovers when
you're not in love ♪♪
459
00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:30,665
[Crowd whistling]
460
00:23:42,291 --> 00:23:47,671
[Keith and Danny shouting]
461
00:23:47,666 --> 00:23:50,036
Keith: That is the worst
idea I have ever heard!
462
00:23:50,041 --> 00:23:52,081
I don't want any part
of it, Danny... none.
463
00:23:52,083 --> 00:23:53,463
It's a great idea.
464
00:23:53,458 --> 00:23:54,868
You don't realize the potential.
465
00:23:54,875 --> 00:23:56,865
Mom, we have to do
something about Danny.
466
00:23:56,875 --> 00:23:58,825
Let's send him to camp.
What's the problem?
467
00:23:58,833 --> 00:24:00,833
The problem started
when Danny learned to talk.
468
00:24:00,833 --> 00:24:02,463
I've got a great idea for a song
469
00:24:02,458 --> 00:24:05,708
that could start a dance
craze that'd sweep the nation.
470
00:24:05,708 --> 00:24:08,248
He wants to bring
back the bunny hop.
471
00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:09,870
It's a great idea.
472
00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:11,455
We could use it
to close the act.
473
00:24:11,458 --> 00:24:12,708
We could all...
474
00:24:12,708 --> 00:24:14,828
Hop off stage, see.
475
00:24:14,833 --> 00:24:16,833
That really does
it. I want a new wall.
476
00:24:16,833 --> 00:24:18,463
Would you like it
for your birthday,
477
00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:20,078
or can it wait till Christmas?
478
00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:21,923
What do you want a new wall for?
479
00:24:21,916 --> 00:24:23,206
So I don't have to listen
480
00:24:23,208 --> 00:24:24,668
to any more of your great ideas.
481
00:24:24,666 --> 00:24:26,616
But I'm the best thing
that's ever happened to you.
482
00:24:26,625 --> 00:24:27,785
I'd rather have acne.
483
00:24:27,791 --> 00:24:29,421
We could be a big
song writing team.
484
00:24:29,416 --> 00:24:30,826
I want a new wall.
485
00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:32,423
We could be bigger
than Lennon-McCartney.
486
00:24:32,416 --> 00:24:33,496
I want that wall fixed.
487
00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:34,870
Rodgers and hammerstein.
488
00:24:34,875 --> 00:24:36,165
Sacco and vanzetti.
489
00:24:36,166 --> 00:24:37,576
I want that wall fixed!
490
00:24:37,583 --> 00:24:39,583
Forget the wall. I'll
move in with you.
491
00:24:39,583 --> 00:24:41,543
We'll get a lot of work done.
492
00:24:44,291 --> 00:24:46,831
[♪♪♪]
493
00:24:46,881 --> 00:24:51,431
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