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[Partridge family theme playing]
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♪ Come on now and
meet everybody ♪
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♪ and hear us singin' ♪
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♪ there's nothing better
than being together ♪
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♪ when we're singin' ♪
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♪ five of us and
mom working all day ♪
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♪ we knew we could help
her if our music could pay ♪
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♪ Danny got Reuben
to sell our song ♪
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♪ and it really came together
when mom sang along ♪
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♪ come on now and
meet everybody ♪
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♪ and hear us singin' ♪
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♪ there's nothing better
than being together ♪
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♪ when we're singin'
when we're singin' ♪
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♪ when we're singin' ♪♪
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[Door opens]
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Keith?
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Oh, I hope they didn't see me.
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I hope they didn't
either. You look terrible.
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I wouldn't dress this
way if it wasn't necessary.
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Uh, let me see.
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The weather report said
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there'll be 50 percent
chance of showers,
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and you're not
taking any chances.
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Very funny.
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I hope he isn't starting a fad.
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Well, look who's here.
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It's Harry Hollywood.
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Everybody's a comedian.
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I've had it.
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They just won't leave me alone.
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Don't you think you're
getting a little pretentious?
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Pretentious?!
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I'm just trying to survive.
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About 100 girls followed me home
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from school today.
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Maybe it's that new
Cologne you've been using.
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Will you go over to the window
and see if they're still there?
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I gotta get to
basketball practice.
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Did you say there were
about 100 of them out there?
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Yeah.
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Well, about 95 of them
must have defected.
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For now.
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But now they know where I live.
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They'll never leave me alone.
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What is there about
the teenage girl
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that makes her follow
around someone
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just because they sing?
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Guys Don't do that.
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It has a lot to do with sports:
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Basketball, football, baseball.
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Most girls Don't
play those sports.
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Right.
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That's why they have the
time to follow the guys around.
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Who's following who around?
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Girls are following me around.
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They're ruining my whole life!
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Aren't you
exaggerating just a little?
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You think I'm exaggerating?
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Huh, you should have seen
what happened to me today
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while I was
registering for classes.
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[Students chattering]
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Let's see...
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You're taking auto shop.
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Auto shop! Oh, me too!
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[Gasps]
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Nineteen girls and me
are taking auto shop.
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Some of the guys have
even started a petition
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to transfer me into
home economics.
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They're just jealous.
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Yeah? Well, you should have seen
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what happened the other
day at the basketball game.
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Girls [cheering]: We
want Keith! We want Keith!
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[Girls continue to cheer]
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I think the coach is
beginning to hate me.
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It's probably just
your imagination.
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[Girls continue to cheer]
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I Don't think so.
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It's not easy
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being a sex symbol.
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[♪♪♪]
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But now that we're a hit group,
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we should make at least another
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half a penny a record.
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How about a compromise?
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What's your offer?
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I'll buy you an ice cream cone.
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Big deal.
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Hey, Keith,
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did you finish the
arrangement yet?
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I'll do it tonight.
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Imagine what it must be
like to be a really big star.
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The girls must never
leave you alone.
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Oh, oh, yeah.
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I read somewhere that
Lawrence Welk gets
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at least 20 marriage
proposals a week.
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All postmarked sun city.
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Too many women, huh?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, my heart goes out for you,
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followed by all those girls.
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I'm bleeding inside.
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I like you, Mr. Kincaid.Thanks.
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She hasn't developed
a lot of taste yet.
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Come on, Tracy,
let's go outside.
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Thanks, Danny. You're
a real sweetheart.
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Look, enjoy yourself.
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Girls are a...
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Fringe benefit of the business.
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The time to worry is when
they stop chasing you.
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That's just what
I've been telling him.
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You do like girls, Don't you?
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Of course,
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but one at a time.
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Not in groups.
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Want me to get
rid of them for you?
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Oh, do you think you could?
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I'd really appreciate
it, Reuben.
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Don't mention it.
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That's what managers are for.
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[Door closes]
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Who is that girl?
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You mean you two haven't met?
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No, but we had some
pretty heavy eye contact.
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Where'd you find her?
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I found her standing
in my azalea bed,
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so I asked her in.
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She's very sweet.
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She has a big crush on you.
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[Sighs]
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Cathy...
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This is Keith.
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Hi. Hello.
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Hey, here comes somebody.
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Who is he?
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He looks a little
like my orthodontist.
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Everybody be cool.
Just act your age.
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Hi. Can I help you?
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We'd like to speak
to Keith partridge.
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Do you want his autograph?
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Of course not.
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We take auto shop with Keith,
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and, uh, we were wondering
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if he had a spare
Jack he could lend us.
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We have some homework
we wanna catch up on.
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I see.
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Well, I Don't know if he
has a spare Jack or not.
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He's at the library.
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Why Don't you go ask him?
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We will. Thank you very much.
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Yeah.
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[Screaming giddily]
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No girls ever chased
me to the library.
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I wouldn't worry too
much about it, Keith.
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Once the girls get
used to your success,
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the novelty will wear off.
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But what do I do
in the meantime?
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Some of the girls who
didn't even like me before
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act like they're
crazy about me now.
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All I want is a girl
who isn't overwhelmed
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with the fact that
we made a record.
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They're gone.
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Oh, phew.
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I'm gonna be late.
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I'll see you later,
mom. Bye, dear.
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Gee, thanks a lot Reuben.
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Wow, he has problems
and everything,
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just like a real person.
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So I've noticed.
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You're so lucky
to be his mother.
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Thank you.
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Tell me something.
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When you talk to Keith,
does your throat get all tight?
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No.
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Wow, you must have
great self-control.
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[Girls screaming]
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Um, can I help you?
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No, I'm just browsing.
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Oh, well, you certainly
have developed
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your own style for it.
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Oh, please Don't look at me.
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Excuse me? Don't look at me.
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There's a bunch
of girls chasing me,
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and I Don't want them to see me.
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Oh, well, I'll try to
resist the temptation.
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How long have you
had this problem?
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You mean the girls?
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Yeah, chasing you.
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Oh, ever since the
record became a hit.
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Oh, I see.
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Hey, what's your name?
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What does that
have to do with it?
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Oh, I just wanna know.
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It's Janet.
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Janet.
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Yeah, it fits you.
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I'm glad you
approve. I'll keep it.
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You Don't recognize me?
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I'm Keith partridge.
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Um, I'll write that down.
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Then I'm nobody special to you?
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You could put it that way.
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Hey, well, that's terrific.
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Look, would you like
to buy something?
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Uh... no,
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but can't we meet
after school one day?
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I have to work.
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Oh, well, how
about a week night?
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I have to study.
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Well, how about two
years from Wednesday,
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a dental appointment?
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Look, with all those
girls chasing you,
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you certainly Don't need me.
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Look, I didn't ask
those girls to chase me.
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I know how tough things are
for you show business people.
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I'm not a show business person.
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Swell. Well, I have to work now.
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Wait.
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Does this mean it's
over between us?
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Practically.
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[Whirring loudly]
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[Yelling] How was
basketball practice?
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What?
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[Turns off vacuum]
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How was basketball practice?
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Oh, I didn't go.
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Why not?
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I met a girl.
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Is she pretty?
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Very... but I didn't
make a very good
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first impression.
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Well, first impressions
aren't that important.
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[Sighs] The second
one was even worse.
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She didn't like me at all.
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Well, that happens sometimes.
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What do you mean,
she didn't like you?
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You're very likable.
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Well, for one thing,
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she doesn't like
show business people.
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Oh, that's ridiculous.
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Well, she wouldn't
go out with me,
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and she practically threw me
out of the place she worked.
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Well, the best thing to do
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is to just forget about her.
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I can't. Why not?
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I think I'm in love.
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Tracy, where did you
get that extra dessert?
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Laurie didn't finish hers.
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I told you to finish
everything on your plate,
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not everybody else's.
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Don't blame me if
this doesn't taste good.
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I was expecting you for
dinner at the normal time.
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I'm sorry. I was outside
waiting in front of Janet's store.
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[Taunting] Keith
has a girlfriend!
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Keith has a girlfriend!
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I wish.
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Keith has a girlfriend.
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That's enough, Chris.
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What did she say?
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We must've missed each other.
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But I thought you
were standing in front?
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I was.
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She must've ducked out the back.
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Do you think that
was a coincidence?
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Hi, Janet?
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Janet, this is Keith.
Keith partridge.
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Yeah, hi. Janet,
tell me the truth.
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Were you trying to
duck me last night?
268
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Uh-huh.
269
00:11:29,466 --> 00:11:31,366
Answer me one more thing.
270
00:11:31,366 --> 00:11:33,226
Do you have to be so honest?
271
00:11:33,233 --> 00:11:34,873
[Receiver clicks to hang up]
272
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,830
Hi.
273
00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:44,203
Hello.
274
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,670
How's the arrangement coming?
275
00:11:45,666 --> 00:11:47,566
Oh, I forgot about it.
276
00:11:47,566 --> 00:11:49,266
If it's not ready
by the session,
277
00:11:49,266 --> 00:11:51,666
we're in a lot of trouble.
278
00:11:51,666 --> 00:11:53,266
Do you wanna talk about it?
279
00:11:53,266 --> 00:11:55,366
The arrangement?
280
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:56,526
[Whispers] The girl.
281
00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:01,330
The whole world
knows my problems.
282
00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:02,403
Danny: Wait.
283
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,100
Sometimes it helps
to talk these things out.
284
00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:05,970
After all, what's a brother for?
285
00:12:05,966 --> 00:12:08,826
No offense, but
you're 10 years old.
286
00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:11,173
What do you know
about love, anyway?
287
00:12:11,166 --> 00:12:12,726
Nothing. That's why
I can be objective.
288
00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:15,496
[Whispers] What's her name?
289
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,670
Janet.
290
00:12:17,666 --> 00:12:19,026
[Whispers] Where does she live?
291
00:12:19,033 --> 00:12:22,503
All I know is she works at
a place called the inner self.
292
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,100
Is that a meditation group?
293
00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:25,670
No, it's a woman's
underwear place.
294
00:12:29,433 --> 00:12:32,103
I hope this little
talk helped you.
295
00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:33,970
Feel free to call me any time.
296
00:12:33,966 --> 00:12:35,596
He's so human.
297
00:12:45,066 --> 00:12:46,366
Um, can I help you?
298
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,226
Are you Janet?
299
00:12:48,233 --> 00:12:49,733
Yeah, I'm Janet.
300
00:12:49,733 --> 00:12:50,933
Do you have any idea
301
00:12:50,933 --> 00:12:52,273
what you're doing
to group morale?
302
00:12:52,266 --> 00:12:53,966
What is this, some
freaky new way
303
00:12:53,966 --> 00:12:55,226
to sell cub scout cookies?
304
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:57,473
Keith hasn't been able
to get any work done
305
00:12:57,466 --> 00:12:58,466
since he met you.
306
00:12:58,467 --> 00:13:00,267
It's lousing up our schedule.
307
00:13:00,266 --> 00:13:02,166
Why won't you go out with him?
308
00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:03,566
Keith partridge?
309
00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:06,233
I said the wrong
thing, didn't I?
310
00:13:06,233 --> 00:13:07,773
Yeah.
311
00:13:10,966 --> 00:13:13,996
I should've recognized
you for a partridge.
312
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,800
Keith's a very nice guy.
313
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,830
I've known him all my life.
314
00:13:17,833 --> 00:13:20,033
He may not be a
great conversationalist,
315
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:23,133
but his girlfriends say
he's a terrific kisser.
316
00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:25,773
If you'll just spend
some time with him...
317
00:13:25,766 --> 00:13:27,496
[Door chimes jingle]
318
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:31,370
I'll never figure out
what Keith sees in girls.
319
00:13:31,366 --> 00:13:35,626
Mrs. Partridge, what's
Keith's favorite food?
320
00:13:35,633 --> 00:13:37,073
Well, that's a toss up.
321
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,066
He likes steak,
322
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,497
but he also likes meatloaf.
323
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:40,630
I knew it.
324
00:13:40,633 --> 00:13:42,633
I could tell he was a
steak and meatloaf person,
325
00:13:42,633 --> 00:13:44,233
and I bet he likes
his steak rare.
326
00:13:44,233 --> 00:13:45,673
Well done.
327
00:13:45,666 --> 00:13:47,196
I knew it.
328
00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:56,126
Is there something
wrong with the lettuce?
329
00:13:56,133 --> 00:13:57,773
Oh, no.
330
00:13:57,766 --> 00:13:59,296
I was just thinking,
331
00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:00,930
this might be a
part of his salad.
332
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:04,496
Well, there's a way
you can find out.
333
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,100
Why Don't you have
dinner with us tonight?
334
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:07,770
You mean it?
335
00:14:07,766 --> 00:14:08,866
I mean it.
336
00:14:08,866 --> 00:14:10,696
Well, I'll eat in the kitchen.
337
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:12,270
You'll eat with us.
338
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,770
Cathy, are you all right?
339
00:14:16,766 --> 00:14:18,696
Yeah, I'm fine.
340
00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:20,370
Oh, I think I'm gonna die.
341
00:14:25,533 --> 00:14:27,733
Janet?
342
00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:29,373
Janet, it's me.
343
00:14:29,366 --> 00:14:31,066
Look, if you're trying
to be inconspicuous,
344
00:14:31,066 --> 00:14:32,596
I'm afraid you're not making it.
345
00:14:33,666 --> 00:14:34,666
Look, tell me something.
346
00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:36,197
Why do you dislike me so much?
347
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,730
It's not you...
I just Don't like
348
00:14:37,733 --> 00:14:39,433
this whole show business thing.
349
00:14:39,433 --> 00:14:41,033
What's that supposed to mean?
350
00:14:41,033 --> 00:14:42,773
Look, Keith, you Don't need me.
351
00:14:42,766 --> 00:14:44,826
You've got a lot of
things going for you.
352
00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:46,403
You just made a hit record,
353
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,170
you... You're a
terrific kisser...
354
00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:49,326
Wait a minute. You're cute...
355
00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:50,933
How do you know?
I've never kissed you.
356
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,073
Your brother told me.
357
00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:54,570
I never kissed him either.
358
00:14:54,566 --> 00:14:57,396
Anyway, forgetting about
me should be no problem
359
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,700
if you're so rich and famous.
360
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,470
I'm not famous.
361
00:15:01,466 --> 00:15:03,266
The only reason people
know me in this town
362
00:15:03,266 --> 00:15:04,596
is because I live here,
363
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:05,730
and as for being rich,
364
00:15:05,733 --> 00:15:07,533
my family has a lot
of people to support
365
00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:08,833
on our salary.
366
00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:11,173
There are managers,
booking agents, producers,
367
00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:12,496
and they all get a percentage.
368
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,500
We have a long way
to go before we're rich.
369
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,030
I didn't mean to insult you
370
00:15:16,033 --> 00:15:17,233
or your family.
371
00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:18,433
It's just that
372
00:15:18,433 --> 00:15:20,233
you're all a little
strange to me.
373
00:15:20,233 --> 00:15:21,273
Strange?
374
00:15:21,266 --> 00:15:23,826
You're calling my
family strange?
375
00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:24,833
Different?
376
00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:26,934
Look, you're way off.
377
00:15:26,933 --> 00:15:29,073
We're as normal as any
family in the whole world,
378
00:15:29,066 --> 00:15:31,466
and if you Don't believe me,
come over and see for yourself.
379
00:15:31,466 --> 00:15:34,126
I told you, I have to study.
380
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:36,433
What's the matter?
You afraid you're wrong?
381
00:15:37,666 --> 00:15:39,146
No, it's not that.
Then you'll come?
382
00:15:40,633 --> 00:15:42,203
All right, I'll be there.
383
00:15:54,933 --> 00:15:57,873
Mm, that smells delicious.
384
00:15:57,866 --> 00:15:59,266
Do we have enough for one more?
385
00:15:59,266 --> 00:16:00,396
I think so.
386
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,000
Aren't you gonna
ask me who it is?
387
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,600
Who is it? Janet.
388
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:04,730
The girl? None other.
389
00:16:04,733 --> 00:16:06,233
Congratulations. Thank you.
390
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,233
I wanna make sure
that everything's all right.
391
00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:09,433
You understand?
392
00:16:09,433 --> 00:16:11,703
I'll add some meat
to the spaghetti sauce.
393
00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:13,070
That's not what I mean.
394
00:16:13,066 --> 00:16:14,496
What do you mean?
395
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,830
Well, I told her we
were a normal family,
396
00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:18,173
not show biz or anything.
397
00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:21,626
I'll try not to burst into song
as I pass the parmesan.
398
00:16:21,633 --> 00:16:23,133
I'm serious, mom.
399
00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:25,773
Keith, are you trying
to tell us how to act?
400
00:16:25,766 --> 00:16:27,766
No, I just want everyone
to be themselves,
401
00:16:27,766 --> 00:16:28,766
not talk about road trips
402
00:16:28,767 --> 00:16:30,297
or gigs,
403
00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:32,100
and especially not groupies.
404
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:34,400
Then you may
have a little problem.
405
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,100
That is, if you consider
Cathy a groupie.
406
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:39,130
Cathy? That girl who's been
hanging around the house lately?
407
00:16:39,133 --> 00:16:40,933
Yes, I invited her
to dinner tonight.
408
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,433
Oh, no.
409
00:16:42,433 --> 00:16:43,973
She'll sit there
and stare at me,
410
00:16:43,966 --> 00:16:45,426
watching every move I make.
411
00:16:45,433 --> 00:16:46,433
Invite her some other night.
412
00:16:46,434 --> 00:16:47,534
This is important to me.
413
00:16:47,533 --> 00:16:49,433
It's very important to her too.
414
00:16:49,433 --> 00:16:52,003
If you Don't want her to
come, you'll have to go
415
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,430
and tell her yourself.
What's her number?
416
00:16:53,433 --> 00:16:54,873
I Don't know.
417
00:16:54,866 --> 00:16:56,096
Where does she live?
418
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:59,000
Third and maple,
next to the Gibson's.
419
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,530
Are you really
going to tell her?
420
00:17:00,533 --> 00:17:03,033
Somebody has to.
421
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:06,673
[Car horn honking]
422
00:17:25,266 --> 00:17:27,026
Hi. Are you honking for me?
423
00:17:27,033 --> 00:17:28,733
Yeah.
424
00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:29,733
Come on in.
425
00:17:32,433 --> 00:17:34,233
Well, aren't you gonna
ask me why I'm here?
426
00:17:34,233 --> 00:17:36,433
I can't believe you are here.
427
00:17:36,433 --> 00:17:39,633
Well, I am here.
428
00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:40,933
Look, it's about dinner tonight.
429
00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:42,133
You Don't like my salad?
430
00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:43,603
No, no, it's not that.
431
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,530
It's, it's a wonderful salad.
432
00:17:45,533 --> 00:17:46,653
It's worth its weight in...
433
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:48,526
Salad.
434
00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:51,973
Look, you Don't really
like spaghetti, do you?
435
00:17:51,966 --> 00:17:54,366
Oh, it's my favorite,
next to steak or meatloaf.
436
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:56,266
Oh.
437
00:17:56,266 --> 00:17:58,166
I can't believe your
mom asked me.
438
00:17:58,166 --> 00:17:59,206
Well, she shouldn't have.
439
00:18:00,766 --> 00:18:03,366
I mean, well, I...
440
00:18:03,366 --> 00:18:04,866
I didn't know you were coming,
441
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:07,266
so I invited this other girl.
442
00:18:08,633 --> 00:18:09,633
I see. Wait a minute.
443
00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:16,396
Well, I never
wanted to bother you,
444
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,870
so I won't come over anymore.
445
00:18:17,866 --> 00:18:19,326
You, you never bothered me,
446
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:20,703
honest.
447
00:18:22,066 --> 00:18:24,626
I just came by to say
that... Well, the other girl is
448
00:18:24,633 --> 00:18:26,233
gonna come late, so...
449
00:18:27,666 --> 00:18:28,666
Could you come
450
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:30,067
a half hour later?
451
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,400
You mean that's what
you wanted to tell me...
452
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,400
For real?
453
00:18:34,401 --> 00:18:36,301
Sure, I mean,
454
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:38,300
what kind of guy do
you think I was, anyway?
455
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:39,870
I couldn't tell you.
456
00:18:39,866 --> 00:18:40,996
I'd be too embarrassed.
457
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,630
[Engine starts]
458
00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:54,873
[Partridge family's "somebody
wants to love you" plays]
459
00:19:04,733 --> 00:19:07,273
♪ On your own far
away from home ♪
460
00:19:07,266 --> 00:19:10,666
♪ there doesn't seem to be
a friend when you're alone ♪
461
00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:12,596
♪ people stare you
wonder if they care ♪
462
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:16,200
♪ so you turn your back on
someone with love to share ♪
463
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,870
♪ try to see, it's gotta be ♪
464
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,826
♪ lovin' one another
is the only possibility ♪
465
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:24,573
♪ so when you're
down and losin' ground ♪
466
00:19:24,566 --> 00:19:27,366
♪ Don't get to thinkin'
love can't be found ♪
467
00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:30,766
♪ hey, stop, stop
and look around ♪
468
00:19:30,766 --> 00:19:33,226
♪ somebody wants to love you ♪
469
00:19:33,233 --> 00:19:36,273
♪ stop, stop, and turn around ♪
470
00:19:36,266 --> 00:19:39,196
♪ somebody wants to love you ♪
471
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:42,700
♪ somebody wants
to love you... ♪
472
00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:44,170
♪ Ooh ♪
473
00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:51,996
♪ hey, you, it's nothin' new ♪
474
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,500
♪ love will be around
no matter what you do ♪
475
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:57,630
♪ oh, will you try every alibi ♪
476
00:19:57,633 --> 00:20:00,803
♪ and fool yourself some
more then wonder why ♪
477
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,930
♪ so try to see, it's gotta be ♪
478
00:20:02,933 --> 00:20:04,733
♪ when you turn
your back on love ♪
479
00:20:04,733 --> 00:20:06,503
♪ you miss the opportunity ♪
480
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,630
♪ and once again
you're at a dead end ♪
481
00:20:08,633 --> 00:20:11,603
♪ and nowhere to
turn without a friend ♪
482
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,870
♪ hey, stop, stop
and look around ♪
483
00:20:14,866 --> 00:20:16,866
♪ somebody wants to love you ♪
484
00:20:16,866 --> 00:20:20,496
♪ stop, stop, and turn around ♪
485
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:23,100
♪ somebody wants to love you ♪
486
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:26,170
♪ somebody wants
to love you... ♪
487
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:28,066
♪ Love you ♪
488
00:20:29,933 --> 00:20:31,273
♪ ah ♪♪
489
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,070
[Door chimes jingle]
490
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,066
Hi.
491
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:45,333
You're early.
492
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:50,700
What would you do if I told you
493
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:52,300
that everything you
said about me was true?
494
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:53,530
It wouldn't surprise me.
495
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:57,870
You know, the funny
thing is I, I wasn't a phony
496
00:20:57,866 --> 00:20:59,466
until I started trying
to prove to you
497
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:00,466
I wasn't a phony.
498
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:02,167
Uh, do you wanna translate that?
499
00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:05,233
I almost hurt a
little girl's feelings
500
00:21:05,233 --> 00:21:06,373
this afternoon
501
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:08,296
and practically told my
whole family how to act
502
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:09,770
just so you'd be impressed.
503
00:21:09,766 --> 00:21:12,166
And is this supposed
to impress me?
504
00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:14,026
No. Just tell me the truth.
505
00:21:14,033 --> 00:21:15,433
You were coming tonight
506
00:21:15,433 --> 00:21:16,973
because I was a pest, right?
507
00:21:16,966 --> 00:21:17,966
Right. Uh-huh...
508
00:21:18,966 --> 00:21:19,996
And you never liked me
509
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,030
in the first place, right?
510
00:21:22,033 --> 00:21:23,273
I tried not to mislead you.
511
00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:26,366
See, I knew it.
512
00:21:26,366 --> 00:21:28,096
It just took me
a while, that's all.
513
00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:30,600
Well, it wasn't that
I didn't like you.
514
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:31,970
Hey, no, that's okay, really.
515
00:21:31,966 --> 00:21:33,396
I mean, if everybody liked me,
516
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,800
there'd be no challenge
left, would there?
517
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,770
Maybe I was wrong.
518
00:21:36,766 --> 00:21:38,926
No. Don't change, really.
519
00:21:38,933 --> 00:21:40,903
I want to remember
you just the way you are.
520
00:21:44,566 --> 00:21:45,566
[Door chimes jingle]
521
00:21:53,033 --> 00:21:55,733
Laurie: There he is,
america's heartthrob.
522
00:21:55,733 --> 00:21:58,173
I can't help it if
I'm so sensational.
523
00:21:58,166 --> 00:21:59,926
I just lost my appetite.
524
00:22:05,233 --> 00:22:06,873
Oh, Laurie's setting
an extra plate.
525
00:22:06,866 --> 00:22:08,926
We're only having
one guest for dinner.
526
00:22:08,933 --> 00:22:11,703
All right.
527
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:13,830
You're really something.
528
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,433
That girl thought it
was such an honor
529
00:22:15,433 --> 00:22:17,103
to make a salad just for you.
530
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:18,630
Some honor. Who, Cathy?
531
00:22:18,633 --> 00:22:19,973
How could you do it to her?
532
00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:22,333
I couldn't.
533
00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:27,270
What happened with Janet?
534
00:22:27,266 --> 00:22:30,666
Well, I decided I should
examine why I liked her,
535
00:22:30,666 --> 00:22:32,066
and I realized that
the main reason
536
00:22:32,066 --> 00:22:33,306
was that she didn't like me...
537
00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:37,100
And then I figured
that's not a good basis
538
00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:39,100
for a lasting relationship.
539
00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:40,100
Sounds logical.
540
00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:43,670
You know, so many
girls seemed to like me
541
00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:44,696
because of the record
542
00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:47,630
that I didn't know
who I could believe.
543
00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:48,833
Well, I think you should trust
544
00:22:48,833 --> 00:22:50,173
your own instincts.
545
00:22:50,166 --> 00:22:51,266
You'll find out pretty quickly
546
00:22:51,266 --> 00:22:53,026
when a girl likes
you for yourself.
547
00:22:53,033 --> 00:22:54,033
Yeah, I guess so.
548
00:22:54,034 --> 00:22:55,774
Some people are here to see you.
549
00:22:55,766 --> 00:22:56,766
Oh, who?
550
00:22:56,767 --> 00:22:57,967
Well, you know those five girls
551
00:22:57,966 --> 00:22:59,166
that have been
following you around?
552
00:22:59,166 --> 00:23:00,366
Oh, no. It's their boyfriends.
553
00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:02,166
Oh, no!
554
00:23:03,233 --> 00:23:05,273
They said it was a
matter of life or death...
555
00:23:05,266 --> 00:23:06,366
Yours.
556
00:23:06,366 --> 00:23:07,896
I'll be back when they're gone.
557
00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:10,130
Well, you're not
running away, are you?
558
00:23:10,133 --> 00:23:12,003
I've run from their
girlfriends. I'll run from them.
559
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,840
I Don't play favorites.
Oh, give it up, Keith.
560
00:23:14,966 --> 00:23:16,526
You can't go on running forever.
561
00:23:16,533 --> 00:23:17,803
[Laughs]
562
00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:32,300
You Don't know how to play.
563
00:23:41,666 --> 00:23:43,626
Gin.
564
00:23:43,633 --> 00:23:44,773
See?
565
00:23:44,766 --> 00:23:47,296
No kibitzing.
566
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:53,370
Three, six, 16, 25, 35.
567
00:23:53,366 --> 00:23:54,626
Hi, Keith.
568
00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:55,633
Hi.
569
00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:57,004
How come you're
not dressed funny?
570
00:23:58,600 --> 00:23:59,830
Well, looks like I Don't
571
00:23:59,833 --> 00:24:03,733
have to dress that
way anymore, Tracy.
572
00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:05,503
The excitement
seems to have worn off.
573
00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:07,430
We need a hit record.
574
00:24:07,433 --> 00:24:09,533
You didn't mix them up enough.
575
00:24:09,533 --> 00:24:11,073
No more autograph seekers?
576
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,400
No, it seems like
577
00:24:13,401 --> 00:24:15,701
they're leaving me alone.
578
00:24:15,700 --> 00:24:17,700
You look a little disappointed.
579
00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:19,200
Yeah.
580
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:22,230
Maybe all the attention
wasn't so bad after all.
581
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:25,430
It's human nature.
582
00:24:25,433 --> 00:24:28,803
You were unhappy
then, you're unhappy now.
583
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,330
Yeah, but I think this
is a better unhappy.
584
00:24:32,766 --> 00:24:33,766
Gin.
585
00:24:34,766 --> 00:24:36,266
That's impossible.
586
00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:38,096
I told you, you didn't
mix them up enough.
587
00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:39,100
Tracy.
588
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,530
Ten, 17...
589
00:24:49,433 --> 00:24:50,933
[♪♪♪]
590
00:24:50,983 --> 00:24:55,533
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