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[Partridge family theme playing]
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♪ Come on now and
meet everybody ♪
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♪ and hear us singing ♪
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♪ there's nothing better
than being together ♪
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♪ when we're singing ♪
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♪ the five of us ♪
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♪ and mom working all day ♪
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♪ we knew we could help
her if our music would pay ♪
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♪ Danny got Reuben
to sell our song ♪
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♪ and it really came together
when mom sang along ♪
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♪ come on now and
meet everybody ♪
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♪ and hear us singing ♪
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♪ there's nothing better
than being together ♪
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♪ when we're singing ♪
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♪ when we're singing ♪
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♪ when we're singing ♪♪
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Children.
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Well, I double-checked
everything.
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The bus is loaded
and ready to go,
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oh, except for the costumes.
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Good. I want to get
an early start tomorrow,
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so I want everyone to make sure
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your costumes are
pressed tonight, okay?
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Chris went through the
seat of his pants again.
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Why are you the only
one that does that?
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It's because I'm the drummer.
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I didn't know he
played the drums
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with that part of him.
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He doesn't.
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It only sounds like it.
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I bounce up and down a lot.
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I guess I'll have to sew it up.
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[Tires screeching]
[Horn honking]
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[Horn honking]
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Keith! Hey, grandpa! Hah-hah!
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Hey, grandpa!
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Oh, grandpa.
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Hi, grandma.
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Dear.
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Dad! Oh, dad!
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Hi, grandma.
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What are you doing here?
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Why didn't you phone?
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Came on an impulse.
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Got in my new toy here
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and took off.
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Didn't even tell Amanda
where we were headed.
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You think I would've climbed
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into this sardine
can if you had?
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Grandma, are you
feeling all right?
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Your face looks funny.
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Well, your face'd look funny
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if you drove 400 miles non-stop
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with a maniac at the wheel.
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Non-stop?
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That fool thinks
he's Barney oldfield.
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Both: Who?
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Don't ask me.
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Before my time.
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Mom, come on out of there.
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You'll feel a lot better
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after you have something to eat.
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I'm not sure that I can, dear.
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Boys, help grandma
out of the car.
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What happened to
your desoto, grandpa?
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Put her out to pasture.
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Decided I wanted something
more fitting my personality.
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In that case, you
should've bought a scooter.
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Why a scooter, grandma?
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Your grandfather had a
birthday last week, honey.
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He became a five-year-old.
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[♪♪♪]
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Bet you thought I'd
be lousy, didn't ya?
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Wow, that was a wild sound.
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Fred, why Don't you
play "bye-bye, blackbird"?
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Oh, these kids Don't want
to hear that old Chestnut.
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We've gotta keep
up with the times.
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Who do you think you are?
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Elvis Preston?
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What do you want
to play, granddad?
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Oh, how about the
song you were playing?
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You all start, and I'll jump in.
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Are you sure you know that one?
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I'll fake it.
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Okay, let's do it.
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All right.
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I'll... i'll do my thing.
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Is that what you call it?
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Right.
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Okay, there are the lyrics. Oh.
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♪ Isn't it time you tell me
am I losing my touch? ♪
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♪ The hurt you put on me,
girl is more than enough ♪
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♪ you were so good to me,
girl needed you to go on ♪
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♪ we had ourselves a good
thing is it over and done ♪
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♪ I need some time to think ♪
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♪ get myself together again ♪
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♪ time to think I got to
get on my feet again ♪
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♪ the woman I used to love
ain't the woman I see today ♪
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♪ the woman I see today ♪
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♪ ain't the woman
who used to stay ♪
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♪ baby, I love you
oh, baby, I love you ♪
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♪ baby, I love
love, love, love ♪
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♪ I love you ♪
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♪ and, baby, I love you ♪
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♪ oh, baby, I love you ♪
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♪ hey, baby, I love
love, love, love ♪
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♪ I love you ♪
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♪ and, baby, I love you ♪
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♪ oh, baby, I love you ♪
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♪ baby, I love
love, love, love ♪
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♪ I love you ♪
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♪ and, baby, I love you ♪
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♪ oh, baby, I love you ♪
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♪ baby, I love
love, love, love ♪
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♪ I love you ♪
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♪ and, baby, I love you ♪
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♪ baby, I love you ♪
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[Voice cracking] ♪ baby,
I love love, love, love ♪
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♪ I love you ♪
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[Grandfather only] ♪
oh, baby, I love you ♪
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Oh, dad!
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Hey, he really sings good.
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Hey, you really mean it?
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Well, of course he does.
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That was really heavy,
granddad. "Heavy"?
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Is that good?
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The best.
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My song never sounded better.
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That mandolin really
adds something.
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Hey, maybe granddad
should join the act.
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Granddad: Oh, let's
not get carried away.
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Why not?
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He's a part of the family.
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Sure. How about it, granddad?
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Want to come on
the road with us?
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See your name up in lights?
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Yeah. That might be heavy.
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I really Don't know what
to do with him, Shirley.
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Honestly, he's
turned quite eccentric.
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Eccentric?
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Did you know he wanted to
throw himself out of an airplane?
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Mom, you mean suicide?
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Oh, no, he tried to join
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a skydiving club.
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It was after that
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that he grew all
that hair on his face,
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and bought the sailor pants.
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Oh, he'd walk around
the neighborhood
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gotten up in that
bohemian outfit,
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saying, "keep the faith, baby,"
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with people we'd
known for years.
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Doing foolish things.
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Trying to be young.
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He goes around
acting as if he's 50.
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It's not funny.
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You know what he gave me
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for our 44th
wedding anniversary?
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A miniskirt.
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Oh, mom.
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Did you wear it?
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Of course not.
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One fruitcake in
the family is enough.
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Yeah, it must be some
life out on the open road,
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ready for anything
the world has to offer.
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Free as a bird.
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I've always wanted to be in
the show business, you know?
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In my blood.
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Why didn't you
go into it, grandpa?
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Landed up in the
plumbing business.
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Was that in your blood too?
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No, son. I never
really took to it.
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Hey, Danny.
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Tell me about the applause.
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What is it really
like to hear, huh?
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It's nice when people
show they like your work.
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It's like saying thank
you for entertaining them.
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Yeah.
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Heady stuff. Heady stuff.
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Didn't anyone ever thank you
after you unplugged a pipe?
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Oh, sure,
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but they never exactly
crowded into the bathroom,
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stomped up and
down with their feet
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and yelled for an encore.
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Just once, I'd like
to experience that.
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You certainly have the talent.
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You're just not saying
that to make me feel good?
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No.
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In my business, either
you got it or you Don't.
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You got it, grandpa.
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Oh, Danny boy.
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[Horn honking]
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Dad, what are you doing here?
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I came to join the act.
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What?
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Well, you...
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You said that there
was a spot open for me.
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Well, I've decided to take it.
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Where's mom? I've
left your mother, Shirley.
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Left her?
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The marriage just
wasn't working out.
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Dad, you've been
married for 44 years.
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Then was then and now is now.
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She was trying to make
an old man out of me.
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But, dad...
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I Don't want to talk about it.
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From now on, it's
a whole new life.
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Well, come on.
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Let's get the show on the road.
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Well, we have to do something.
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We can't just hurt his feelings.
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We could sabotage his mandolin.
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What good would that do?
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I Don't know,
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but I bet mandolin parts
are hard to get around here.
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Look, let's not
panic. I'm sure...
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[telephone rings]
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Hello?
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Oh, yes. Put her on.
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It's grandma.
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Mom?
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Yes, he's here. Do you
want to speak to him?
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Of course I Don't.
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I just want to find
out if he got there
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without cracking
his fool head in.
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Mom, what's this all about?
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He wanted me to
go to Hawaii with him.
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Well, what's so bad about that?
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He wanted to go in
a 20-foot sailing boat.
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We exchanged some cross words,
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and at the end, he
packed up all of his things,
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and said he was running
off to join the show business.
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Look, mom, I wouldn't
worry too much.
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We have a long line of
one-night stands ahead of us,
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and I'm sure after a few
days of roughing it on the road,
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he'll be glad to come home.
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[Partridge family's
"together havin' a ball" plays]
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♪ Everybody's going
places doing things ♪
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♪ look at all the
smiling faces sing ♪
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♪ having a ball ♪
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♪ doing a number ♪
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♪ having a ball ♪
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♪ getting it on ♪
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♪ together, together,
together having a ball ♪
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♪ together we're having
a ball having a ball ♪
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♪ together we're having a ball ♪
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♪ town to town we've found
the sound that's happening ♪
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♪ and what we've found is
what we play and sing, yeah ♪
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♪ having a ball ♪
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♪ just doing a number ♪
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♪ having a ball ♪
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♪ just getting it on ♪
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♪ together, together,
together having a ball ♪
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♪ together we're having a ball ♪
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♪ yeah, having a ball together ♪
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♪ yeah, having a ball together ♪
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♪ yeah, having a ball together ♪
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♪ yeah, having a ball together ♪
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♪ yeah, having a
ball together ♪♪
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You know, I Don't think
your plan's working.
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Grandpa seems
to be having a ball.
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Yeah, what are we gonna
do when he wants to perform?
262
00:11:50,344 --> 00:11:52,214
Well, he hasn't
mentioned the idea lately.
263
00:11:52,206 --> 00:11:53,616
Maybe he's given it up.
264
00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:54,790
[Knocking]
265
00:11:54,793 --> 00:11:56,723
Come in.
266
00:12:01,586 --> 00:12:03,516
I'm ready.
267
00:12:09,137 --> 00:12:13,997
I realize that I'm a, uh,
raw and untested talent,
268
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,520
and I have no desire to
stand up and make a horse's...
269
00:12:18,965 --> 00:12:22,095
Uh, make a fool of myself.
270
00:12:22,103 --> 00:12:23,963
So what I need
271
00:12:23,965 --> 00:12:26,785
is a cold, professional opinion.
272
00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:28,383
But what happens if
they Don't like you?
273
00:12:28,379 --> 00:12:30,339
Well, I'll...
274
00:12:30,344 --> 00:12:31,964
I'll be disappointed, of course,
275
00:12:31,965 --> 00:12:35,165
but I'll just have
to take their word.
276
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:38,792
I mean... If I'm gonna
be an entertainer,
277
00:12:38,793 --> 00:12:40,213
I want to be a good one,
278
00:12:40,206 --> 00:12:42,646
and not someone who
you're having to carry
279
00:12:42,655 --> 00:12:44,755
because of, uh, nepotism.
280
00:12:44,758 --> 00:12:47,378
What's nepotism?
281
00:12:47,379 --> 00:12:51,269
Liking me because I
am your grandfather.
282
00:12:51,275 --> 00:12:55,475
I like you even if you
weren't my grandfather.
283
00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:57,482
Does anyone know someone
who could look at my work?
284
00:13:01,758 --> 00:13:03,098
Um, yes, dad.
285
00:13:03,103 --> 00:13:04,103
I think we do.
286
00:13:04,104 --> 00:13:05,174
Oh, good.
287
00:13:05,172 --> 00:13:06,452
I'll audition tomorrow afternoon
288
00:13:06,448 --> 00:13:09,548
and find out if I have a
future in this business.
289
00:13:09,551 --> 00:13:10,691
Come on, kids.
290
00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:12,069
Let's go get some
ice creams, huh?
291
00:13:12,068 --> 00:13:15,958
Come on. Come on.
292
00:13:15,965 --> 00:13:17,095
I Don't believe it.
293
00:13:17,103 --> 00:13:18,343
We're off the hook. I think so.
294
00:13:19,103 --> 00:13:20,103
Get Reuben on the phone.
295
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,521
[Sings "point me in the
direction of Albuquerque"]
296
00:13:23,517 --> 00:13:29,927
♪ Point me in the
direction of Albuquerque ♪
297
00:13:29,931 --> 00:13:35,141
♪ I need to get home ♪
298
00:13:35,137 --> 00:13:41,787
♪ need to get home ♪
299
00:13:45,344 --> 00:13:46,344
What's the verdict?
300
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:53,785
I think it's the best thing I
ever heard, Mr. Renfrew.
301
00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:57,553
Absolutely sensational.
302
00:13:57,551 --> 00:13:58,621
That good?
303
00:13:58,620 --> 00:13:59,620
It's beautiful.
304
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,031
It's, uh, so campy.
305
00:14:01,034 --> 00:14:02,274
The audience'll eat it up.
306
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:05,585
Oh, how can anyone resist
the grandfather of the group
307
00:14:05,586 --> 00:14:07,306
trying to split the
generation gap?
308
00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:09,620
Pure camp.
309
00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:11,900
Then you think I
should open tonight?
310
00:14:11,896 --> 00:14:14,786
Mr. Renfrew, you can't miss.
311
00:14:18,344 --> 00:14:19,344
Are you serious about that?
312
00:14:19,345 --> 00:14:20,755
How could you do
something like that?
313
00:14:20,758 --> 00:14:22,028
Wait a minute.
314
00:14:22,034 --> 00:14:24,004
He's gonna go up
there and make a fool...
315
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,100
Wait a minute.
316
00:14:25,103 --> 00:14:27,413
Now, you did not tell
me to say he was rotten.
317
00:14:27,413 --> 00:14:28,693
We didn't think we had to.
318
00:14:28,689 --> 00:14:30,689
I had no idea you
were tone deaf.
319
00:14:30,689 --> 00:14:31,959
Calm down, will you, kids?
320
00:14:31,965 --> 00:14:33,135
I'm trying to get
your grandmother
321
00:14:33,137 --> 00:14:34,617
to come out for the opening.
322
00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:35,830
I Don't exactly think
323
00:14:35,827 --> 00:14:37,407
that's gonna be a
big treat for anyone.
324
00:14:37,413 --> 00:14:39,213
I have a feeling he's
going to need her.
325
00:14:39,206 --> 00:14:40,266
Hello, mom?
326
00:14:40,275 --> 00:14:42,545
I Don't know why
you're all so upset.
327
00:14:42,551 --> 00:14:45,101
Look, the act needs some comedy.
328
00:14:45,103 --> 00:14:47,903
Believe me, he'll go
over like a house afire.
329
00:14:47,896 --> 00:14:49,926
He'll be hilarious.
330
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:52,481
I Don't think that's what
granddad had in mind.
331
00:15:01,758 --> 00:15:03,688
You're putting
paint on your face?
332
00:15:03,689 --> 00:15:06,789
Amanda, what are you doing here?
333
00:15:06,793 --> 00:15:08,173
Oh, well, I heard
tell that tonight
334
00:15:08,172 --> 00:15:09,792
you're going to sing
and dance your way
335
00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:13,723
into the hearts of america
with your electric mandolin.
336
00:15:13,724 --> 00:15:15,314
What's wrong with that?
337
00:15:15,310 --> 00:15:19,000
Oh, nothing, if
you're Ruby Keeler.
338
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,170
Amanda, you're not
going to talk me out of this.
339
00:15:21,172 --> 00:15:24,792
Oh, is there anything
I could say that could?
340
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,243
No.
341
00:15:26,241 --> 00:15:28,271
Look...
342
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,205
I'm sorry for a lot of things
343
00:15:30,206 --> 00:15:32,406
I said the other day,
344
00:15:32,413 --> 00:15:33,903
but the more I thought about it,
345
00:15:33,896 --> 00:15:36,756
the more I realized
that all my life,
346
00:15:36,758 --> 00:15:38,098
whenever I wanted to strike out
347
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,313
and do something exciting,
348
00:15:39,310 --> 00:15:41,000
you've talked me out of it.
349
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,100
Including buying
tickets on the Titanic?
350
00:15:44,103 --> 00:15:46,553
There you go again.
351
00:15:46,551 --> 00:15:47,961
Living in the past.
352
00:15:47,965 --> 00:15:49,165
What's the Titanic got to do
353
00:15:49,172 --> 00:15:51,342
with me making my debut tonight?
354
00:15:51,344 --> 00:15:53,384
Well, they're both
maiden voyages,
355
00:15:53,379 --> 00:15:55,449
and I think the other
similarity is obvious.
356
00:15:57,551 --> 00:15:59,901
No good, Amanda.
357
00:15:59,896 --> 00:16:00,956
We're incompatible.
358
00:16:00,965 --> 00:16:03,445
It took you 44
years to realize that?
359
00:16:03,448 --> 00:16:05,268
Okay.
360
00:16:05,275 --> 00:16:06,545
Maybe I was a little blinded
361
00:16:06,551 --> 00:16:08,761
by the, uh, physical thing
362
00:16:08,758 --> 00:16:10,098
we had going.
363
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,553
Oh, now, just because
you're in show business,
364
00:16:12,551 --> 00:16:15,481
there is no need for
that kind of loose talk.
365
00:16:15,482 --> 00:16:16,902
You know what's
wrong with us, Amanda?
366
00:16:16,896 --> 00:16:17,896
No, I Don't.
367
00:16:17,897 --> 00:16:19,207
We've got a generation gap.
368
00:16:20,965 --> 00:16:22,095
Hi, grandma.
369
00:16:22,103 --> 00:16:24,213
When did you get here?
370
00:16:24,206 --> 00:16:26,236
I just got here, darling.
371
00:16:26,241 --> 00:16:28,721
You aren't thinking of
joining the act too, are you?
372
00:16:28,724 --> 00:16:29,724
No, dear.
373
00:16:29,725 --> 00:16:30,755
I'm only a spectator.
374
00:16:30,758 --> 00:16:33,308
The story of grandma's life.
375
00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:35,760
What are you doing here in
the dressing room, grandpa?
376
00:16:35,758 --> 00:16:38,448
The show's not for three hours.
377
00:16:38,448 --> 00:16:40,378
Yes. Hmm. Yes.
378
00:16:40,379 --> 00:16:43,929
Oh, I'm... i'm... I'm
getting in the mood.
379
00:16:43,931 --> 00:16:45,311
Did you see my
audition this afternoon?
380
00:16:45,310 --> 00:16:48,310
No. The Dodgers were playing
an afternoon game on TV.
381
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,828
Oh, I was a smash, son.
382
00:16:51,827 --> 00:16:54,137
Mr. Kincaid went on and on.
383
00:16:54,137 --> 00:16:58,547
Eh, what's, um, "campy"?
384
00:16:59,482 --> 00:17:00,482
"Campy"?
385
00:17:00,483 --> 00:17:01,903
Yeah.
386
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,856
See, I'm brushing up on
all the show business lingo.
387
00:17:03,862 --> 00:17:04,862
What's "campy"?
388
00:17:04,863 --> 00:17:06,963
Well, "campy"...
389
00:17:06,965 --> 00:17:08,445
Oh, that's something so corny
390
00:17:08,448 --> 00:17:09,858
that people laugh at it.
391
00:17:12,827 --> 00:17:14,447
Laugh at it?
392
00:17:14,448 --> 00:17:15,828
Yeah. Sort of a put-on.
393
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,477
Making fun of something.
394
00:17:21,482 --> 00:17:22,482
See ya later, huh?
395
00:17:22,483 --> 00:17:23,553
[Muttering] Yeah, yourself.
396
00:17:25,793 --> 00:17:26,833
Bye, grandma. Grandma: Bye.
397
00:17:37,965 --> 00:17:39,065
You all right, Fred?
398
00:17:39,068 --> 00:17:40,408
Of course I am.
399
00:17:40,413 --> 00:17:42,593
Uh, I've just got a lot
of things on my mind,
400
00:17:42,586 --> 00:17:44,896
that's all.
401
00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:46,376
He found out what "campy" meant.
402
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,410
I really feel awful about this.
403
00:17:50,413 --> 00:17:51,863
I thought he understood.
404
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:54,902
When Fred performed, he
expected people to take him seriously,
405
00:17:54,896 --> 00:17:55,896
not to laugh at him.
406
00:17:57,448 --> 00:17:59,688
Well, maybe if you told
him you'd understand
407
00:17:59,689 --> 00:18:00,899
if he didn't go on, he'd...
408
00:18:00,896 --> 00:18:02,376
Oh, he won't talk
to anybody now.
409
00:18:02,379 --> 00:18:07,169
He won't listen
to me especially.
410
00:18:07,172 --> 00:18:10,722
Well, I think I understand
how you feel, Mrs. Renfrew.
411
00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:16,624
If it's any consolation,
it'll only be for one night.
412
00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:21,450
Reuben, he is my father.
413
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,238
Foolishness and all,
414
00:18:23,241 --> 00:18:27,241
I Don't want to see
him humiliate himself,
415
00:18:27,241 --> 00:18:29,341
and I won't let him.
416
00:18:29,344 --> 00:18:31,244
[♪♪♪]
417
00:18:51,137 --> 00:18:52,787
Ladies and gentlemen,
418
00:18:52,793 --> 00:18:54,963
I'd like to introduce
the newest,
419
00:18:54,965 --> 00:18:57,585
and perhaps the youngest,
member of our group,
420
00:18:57,586 --> 00:19:00,166
my father, Fred renfrew.
421
00:19:09,827 --> 00:19:11,337
Excuse me,
422
00:19:11,344 --> 00:19:13,414
I have a request.
423
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:14,793
Now?
424
00:19:14,793 --> 00:19:17,243
Would you, uh, would you
play "bye-bye, blackbird"?
425
00:19:17,241 --> 00:19:19,691
Oh... oh for Pete's
sakes, Amanda!
426
00:19:19,689 --> 00:19:21,759
These folks Don't want
to hear that old song.
427
00:19:21,758 --> 00:19:22,958
Oh, well, you never know.
428
00:19:22,965 --> 00:19:24,545
They might like it.
429
00:19:24,551 --> 00:19:26,451
It was a song that,
uh, Fred played
430
00:19:26,448 --> 00:19:29,208
when we were courting.
431
00:19:29,206 --> 00:19:30,206
Amanda!
432
00:19:30,207 --> 00:19:31,827
For me, Fred. Please.
433
00:19:44,448 --> 00:19:47,098
[Playing "bye-bye, blackbird"]
434
00:19:55,793 --> 00:20:03,143
♪ Pack up all my cares
and woes here I go ♪
435
00:20:03,137 --> 00:20:05,717
♪ singing low ♪
436
00:20:05,724 --> 00:20:12,624
♪ bye-bye, blackbird ♪
437
00:20:15,793 --> 00:20:18,553
♪ where somebody waits for me ♪
438
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,691
[♪♪♪]
439
00:20:20,689 --> 00:20:23,789
♪ Sugar's sweet so is she ♪
440
00:20:23,793 --> 00:20:25,003
♪ bye ♪
441
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000
♪ bye ♪
♪ bye ♪
442
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000
♪ bye ♪
443
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:34,000
♪ blackbird ♪
444
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:40,620
♪ no one here can love
and understand me ♪
445
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:52,170
♪ oh, what hard-luck
stories they all hand me ♪
446
00:20:53,862 --> 00:20:59,242
♪ make my bed
and light the light ♪
447
00:20:59,241 --> 00:21:03,101
♪ I'll arrive late tonight
448
00:21:03,103 --> 00:21:07,793
♪ blackbird, bye-bye ♪
449
00:21:07,793 --> 00:21:09,453
♪ bye-bye ♪
450
00:21:09,448 --> 00:21:12,098
♪ bye-bye ♪
451
00:21:12,103 --> 00:21:14,593
♪ bye-bye ♪
452
00:21:14,586 --> 00:21:17,826
♪ pack up all my
cares and woes ♪
453
00:21:17,827 --> 00:21:19,097
♪ here I go ♪
454
00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:20,593
♪ here I go ♪
455
00:21:20,586 --> 00:21:21,786
♪ singing low ♪
♪ singing low ♪
456
00:21:22,586 --> 00:21:23,586
♪ I'm singing ♪
♪ bye ♪
457
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:26,311
♪ bye ♪
458
00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:27,310
♪ bye ♪
459
00:21:27,311 --> 00:21:28,931
♪ bye ♪
460
00:21:28,931 --> 00:21:31,791
♪ blackbird ♪
461
00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:34,933
[♪♪♪]
462
00:21:34,931 --> 00:21:37,761
♪ Where somebody waits for me ♪
463
00:21:37,758 --> 00:21:39,378
♪ sugar's sweet ♪
464
00:21:39,379 --> 00:21:40,689
♪ sugar's sweet ♪
465
00:21:40,689 --> 00:21:41,689
♪ so is she ♪
466
00:21:41,690 --> 00:21:43,450
♪ so is she ♪
467
00:21:43,448 --> 00:21:50,588
♪ I'm saying
bye-bye, blackbird ♪
468
00:21:50,586 --> 00:21:52,896
[♪♪♪]
469
00:22:27,965 --> 00:22:30,715
Thank you, Amanda.
470
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,414
Oh, Fred, you were
the one who did it.
471
00:22:35,137 --> 00:22:39,337
I just wanted you to see
there's a place for the past.
472
00:22:39,344 --> 00:22:43,214
Well, maybe I have been
overdoing the, uh, youth kick.
473
00:22:43,206 --> 00:22:45,066
It's not all your fault.
474
00:22:45,068 --> 00:22:47,068
You were acting like
you were 25 years old,
475
00:22:47,068 --> 00:22:48,828
and I was acting 95.
476
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:50,407
It's just too big a gap.
477
00:22:50,413 --> 00:22:51,413
So we'll close it.
478
00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:55,546
We'll build a bridge and meet
somewhere near the middle.
479
00:22:55,551 --> 00:22:57,271
Where?
480
00:22:57,275 --> 00:23:01,205
How about, uh,
splitting the difference?
481
00:23:01,206 --> 00:23:03,446
Somewhere in our mid-50s?
482
00:23:05,275 --> 00:23:07,995
I think I can manage that.
483
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,900
If you can mature that much.
484
00:23:24,344 --> 00:23:26,834
Of course I'm glad
grandpa was such a smash,
485
00:23:26,827 --> 00:23:28,587
but we still have the
same problem, you know.
486
00:23:28,586 --> 00:23:29,926
What do you mean?
487
00:23:29,931 --> 00:23:32,791
After last night, there'll
be no stopping him.
488
00:23:32,793 --> 00:23:34,413
I Don't think so, Keith.
489
00:23:39,103 --> 00:23:41,073
You're leaving, grandpa?
490
00:23:41,068 --> 00:23:42,098
Show him, Amanda.
491
00:23:42,103 --> 00:23:44,653
Two tickets for
around the world.
492
00:23:44,655 --> 00:23:46,475
On a very large ship.
493
00:23:46,482 --> 00:23:47,962
It's a compromise.
494
00:23:47,965 --> 00:23:49,305
What about show business?
495
00:23:49,310 --> 00:23:50,960
Oh, well, maybe if they coax me,
496
00:23:50,965 --> 00:23:53,445
I might do a couple of
gigs on the ship's lounge.
497
00:23:55,172 --> 00:23:57,102
I think she means
a career, grandpa.
498
00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:58,453
Over.
499
00:23:58,448 --> 00:23:59,478
It was an experience
500
00:23:59,482 --> 00:24:00,962
I wouldn't have
missed for the world.
501
00:24:02,310 --> 00:24:04,590
But now it's out of my system.
502
00:24:04,586 --> 00:24:06,956
I know I could've been a star.
503
00:24:06,965 --> 00:24:09,515
Now I've got a lot of
other things I want to do.
504
00:24:09,517 --> 00:24:11,027
Both of us want to do.
505
00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:13,074
Right.
506
00:24:13,068 --> 00:24:14,268
Now, say goodbye to the kids.
507
00:24:14,275 --> 00:24:16,205
Goodbye, kids.
508
00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:17,206
Come on.
509
00:24:17,207 --> 00:24:18,787
I mean, really say
goodbye to the kids.
510
00:24:18,793 --> 00:24:19,833
Darlings. Goodbye, mom.
511
00:24:19,827 --> 00:24:21,207
Goodbye. Bye-bye.
512
00:24:21,206 --> 00:24:22,716
Hey, play good.
513
00:24:22,724 --> 00:24:23,724
Sing good.
514
00:24:23,725 --> 00:24:25,515
Kids: Goodbye, grandpa.
515
00:24:25,517 --> 00:24:26,587
Goodbye, grandpa.
516
00:24:26,586 --> 00:24:27,586
Goodbye, dad.
517
00:24:27,587 --> 00:24:29,717
Bye.
518
00:24:29,724 --> 00:24:30,724
Shirley: Have a good time.
519
00:24:30,725 --> 00:24:32,305
Keith: Goodbye.
520
00:24:32,310 --> 00:24:35,000
Have a good trip, grandpa.
521
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,100
Bye.
522
00:24:38,103 --> 00:24:39,103
Have a good time. Goodbye.
523
00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:41,343
Let's burn some rubber.
524
00:24:53,344 --> 00:24:56,284
[♪♪♪]
525
00:24:56,334 --> 00:25:00,884
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