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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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She went this way!
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I heard somethin' over here.
Don't let her get away.
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There's nowhere to run.
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You made that a lot harder
than it needed to be.
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Taz!
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Don't you move!
Aah!
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I'm gonna enjoy
putting you down, traitor.
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Yo, I'm Angelino,
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and our story takes place in a
shithole called Dark Meat City.
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I was born here.
Probably die here too.
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DMC.
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As in depression, murder,
and crazy-ass motherfuckers.
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Break it up!
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I'm 22, and I'm
a pizza delivery guy, I guess.
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I get paid, and I get
the fuck out of there.
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Don't ask questions.
Don't get involved.
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Just complicates things, y'know?
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Already ugly as fuck. I don't
need no more complications.
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When it comes to
the school of hard knocks,
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I probably ain't
never gonna graduate.
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But I ain't complaining.
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So many others
just drop out.
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What's up, Mac? Come on!
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Man, move your hobo asses!
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What did I tell you?
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Did I mention
I hate this place?
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It's like everyone's
tryin' to take you out.
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Aah! Shit!
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Stupid ass bird.
Watch where you flying.
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How was I supposed to know that one
little look would change everything?
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They say real love stories don't
end up like they do in the movies.
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But how would I know?
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I ain't never been in love.
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I ain't never kept a job
longer than three weeks.
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'Cause I'm "lucky" like that.
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But I gotta pay rent somehow,
and I can't count on Vinz.
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No one'll hire him 'cause he's
a fire hazard or some shit.
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We're fucked.
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Just keep your head down,
mouth shut.
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You even think about
disrespecting these motherfuckers,
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and you're done.
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The rule is: Don't cause
no trouble for nobody,
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and maybe they'll do the same.
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Yeah, I get it.
I'm a joke.
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But right now,
I just wanna get home.
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Hey! Put your head
in a bag, ese!
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Cover that shit up,
Holmes!
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Alive, if possible.
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Hotel Guadalupe.
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It's like purgatory
but with cable.
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Lived here four years.
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Straight from the mouth of
hell, Lucifer's favorite son...
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- Yo, Vinz?
- Wassup?
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What's with all this
shit on the floor?
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For real,
can you just clean up after yourself?
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Whoa. What the fuck
happened to your face, bro?
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Got hit by some big-ass truck,
came outta nowhere.
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Man, people need to learn
how to drive in this town.
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Oh, yeah,
and I got fired.
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- Again?
- Yup.
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Hey, you feed
the roaches yet?
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Why can't they just eat
what's on the floor?
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Nah, the floor's nasty.
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Roaches have sensitive tummies.
I read that somewhere.
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Real talk though?
I don't know how we're gonna do this.
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Rent's two months late,
we ain't got no jobs.
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Dude, I know Lucha Última's on,
but we gotta figure shit out.
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You think we should
talk to Willy?
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Can we please leave Willy
out of this? He's weird.
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Okay, come to Papa.
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Ah! There ya go.
Daddy's got a little treat for you.
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Oh, you brought some friends too.
That's cool.
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Eww! That's gross, man.
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And you're eating
the pet food?
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The roaches
freak me out, man.
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- Are you even listening to me?
- Yeah.
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I mean, they're just taking over
the whole crib, bro.
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I know this is a shit apartment,
but can we at least have some standards?
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Right to the jaw!
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Hey, Vinz.
You know what'd really suck?
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If even the roaches
get out of here before we do.
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Hey! I think you're in the wrong
neighborhood, marica.
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The terrorist attacks on the White House
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- aren't just a threat to us on Pennsylvania Avenue,
- Shit. My head.
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but to our entire nation
and the American way of life.
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Lino, you look rough, bro.
You okay?
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Couldn't sleep.
Kept having messed-up dreams.
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Think that accident really
fucked up my head, man.
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Bro, I think we should
go get that checked out.
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You could drop dead or something.
Let's go see a doctor today.
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No way. No doctors.
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They just make you
pay for bad news.
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Oh, no. It's Willy.
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Shit, man.
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Open up, jerkwads!
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It's me! Willy!
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Come on.
I know you're home. I hear the TV.
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It's not like
you can go anywhere.
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You're a couple of broke
a-holes with no car.
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- Vinz, I can see the flame on your head!
- Damn.
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Come on! Open up! Hey-oh!
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Man, I can't handle
that clown right now.
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Um...
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Shut the fuck up.
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Your goddamn noise
is pissing off my snake.
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Oh, man. Now I have to let Willy
in, or the Nazi is gonna kill him.
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I mean,
would that be the worst thing?
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Ah! Took you long enough!
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What are you doin' in here?
Smellin' each other's balls or somethin'?
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Willy, please keep it down.
My head's gonna burst.
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Seriously, what's with your neighbor?
It's a free country.
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Our founding fathers died for
my right to yell in hallways.
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I mean, back me up, Lino.
Am I right or am I right?
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Whatever. Sure, man.
Just shut the fuck up, dude.
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Huh? This guy again?
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...until they themselves know
the terror they tried...
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Terrorism,
blah, blah, blah.
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So where are these
alleged terrorists, huh?
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Playing poker with the tooth
fairy and my imaginary girlfriend?
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Ha! I mean, look at
that guy right there!
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Showing a face like that on TV,
that's terrorism!
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Ooh, what a sick burn!
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What the hell?
Did you not just see that?
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Those savages
ran off with my hot dog!
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You're not gonna do
anything?
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You know those things carry
a nut-ton of diseases, right?
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Why are you here?
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Uh, I don't know.
I missed you douchebags.
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I wanted to go out,
get some froyo or somethin'.
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Come on, let's get some air, 'cause, honestly,
Lino over here looks like a shit took a shit.
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Everybody knows it's staged, Willy.
Diablo always wins.
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I could put on tights, go into a
ring, and do the same exact shit.
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- What?
- I'm serious.
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Except you've got the bone
structure of a little bitch.
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Oh, yeah? Grr!
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I fucking hate the bus.
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But I read people get shot more
walking, so my ass takes the bus.
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Don't get it twisted.
DMC's worse than it sounds.
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And it will eat you alive.
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Only question is when.
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Me and Vinz talk about
escaping one day.
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But we ain't foolin' nobody.
Got no car or money.
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Just the roaches
and this motherfucking bus.
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No, for real.
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Like the rest of these poor fuckers...
no dreams, no hope, no future.
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Ain't got a shadow
of a prayer.
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Lino, what you think?
Could Vinz be a wrestler?
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Hello!
Is Vinz a bitch or not?
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Huh? Oh, uh, I guess.
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I just... Did you guys see the
priest walking by with the...
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Uh, never mind.
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Oh, finally!
I can breathe again!
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So where you guys
think we should eat?
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Don't forget,
you jerks owe me a hotdog.
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Did you know Diablo can eat
a whole bowl of hot dogs in three minutes?
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- No, he can't. What are you...
- He does!
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I watched a behind-the-scenes
thing about it!
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And again,
I'm tellin' you, that's all theater.
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It's fuckin' fake.
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- What do you think, Lino?
- What the hell?
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You gotta take better care of
yourself, man. Let's go get some food.
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Maybe Vinz is right.
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That truck must've fucked
me up worse than I thought.
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Probably cracked my skull and now my brain's
gonna leak out all over my sneakers.
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Or it's some bacteria-ass shit that makes
you go crazy and kills you two weeks later.
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Bro, are you okay?
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For real, man. You seem pretty out of it.
You wanna go home and chill?
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I don't know.
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I'm suddenly seein' all this trippy
shit and it's freakin' me out.
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Like, look!
That dude over there.
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You don't see anything weird?
Look at him!
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Remind me what I'm lookin' at.
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You didn't see his shadow?
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With crazy tentacles and
shit coming out of his head?
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Huh?
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- What? I'm not crazy, dude!
- Yeah, Lino, sure you're not.
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Fuck, what's wrong with me?
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I think the sun's frying your brain.
It's too hot outside. Let's go.
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Yeah, maybe. Let's find a
place to hang out and chill.
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- So, Pipo's then?
- Oh, again? But I want froyo!
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The mercury has hit
another record high today,
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with daytime temperatures soaring
well above the seasonal norm
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for the third week in a row.
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It's recommended that
elderly viewers and children...
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Wrong. It's those chem-trails in
the sky that's making it so hot!
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The government's ruining our climate so that
we buy more American-made cars and soda.
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...fancy dinner where we what?
Yeah. Buy more soda!
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Lino.
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I'm telling you man,
the sugar and car lobbies run our country!
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What? Damn. Now see,
I would let her lobby at me all day.
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She's looking at us.
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00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:52,520
Ooh, Lino,
she's checking you out, brother.
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Señorita.
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Yeah, uh,
let's get out of here.
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What are you doing?
Why are we running?
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Wait up!
We didn't pay for the food!
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Gracias, pero,
this is too much.
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It's cool.
Keep the change!
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00:14:20,582 --> 00:14:23,548
I don't know about you,
but I got that "itis."
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Make sure you stay
downwind from me.
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00:14:25,787 --> 00:14:28,621
Plus, I get gas.
It's genetic.
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00:14:28,623 --> 00:14:32,357
Genetic? It's not genetic,
Willy, you're just disgusting.
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Don't judge me, man.
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00:14:33,695 --> 00:14:36,362
Hey, guys,
I think someone's tailing us.
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00:14:36,364 --> 00:14:40,232
See that one over there pretending
to talk on the phone that don't work?
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00:14:40,234 --> 00:14:44,470
- Huh? Wait. Where?
- Yo, be more discreet, dumb-ass!
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- You mean, wing tips?
- Yeah.
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00:14:46,373 --> 00:14:49,243
The three of them been
following us for a while now.
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00:15:08,930 --> 00:15:11,731
Now I feel stupid.
They weren't after us, man.
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00:15:11,733 --> 00:15:13,500
What the hell is up
with you today?
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You've been acting crazy
since this morning.
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Still think I'm paranoid?
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Uh, why don't we just
ask 'em what they want?
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00:15:28,951 --> 00:15:33,552
Nah, man. I'm not askin' those Men
in Black motherfuckers nothing.
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What are we
supposed to do, Lino?
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We go into ninja mode.
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We turn the corner, and as soon
as we outta their sight, we out.
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Ninja!
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We've been made!
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Don't let him get away!
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What do they want?
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I'm slowin' down!
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I...
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Stop or I'll shoot!
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00:16:29,878 --> 00:16:32,312
Oh, shit, he's got a gun.
He's got a gun! Gun, gun.
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Wait? What?
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Go! Get the fuck outta here!
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I got you, bro.
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This fuckin' brick!
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I got you, Lino.
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00:17:35,477 --> 00:17:37,514
We need to get outta here
right now. Let's go!
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Did you grab his gun, dude?
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00:17:44,788 --> 00:17:48,525
Why the fuck would I do that?
It's not GTA. Let's go.
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00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,629
What do you think those
dudes wanted from us, man?
236
00:17:54,631 --> 00:17:58,633
To kill us, obviously.
The whole damn city's nuts.
237
00:17:58,635 --> 00:18:01,469
What could they want?
Dude, did you see their clothes?
238
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,404
They're not from here,
are they?
239
00:18:03,406 --> 00:18:05,073
For real,
they weren't dressed like dealers, bro.
240
00:18:05,075 --> 00:18:06,908
Looked like hitmen to me.
241
00:18:06,910 --> 00:18:09,477
Hopefully, they're
looking for someone else.
242
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:13,649
You mean some other ugly bug-eyed
dude and a guy with his head on fire?
243
00:18:13,651 --> 00:18:15,483
- Maybe they're CIA.
- Yeah, right!
244
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:17,953
They wanted to know where we
were when Kennedy got shot.
245
00:18:17,955 --> 00:18:20,755
Ba-bang!
Too soon?
246
00:18:20,757 --> 00:18:23,524
- Whoa! A shooting star! You see that?
- No? Where?
247
00:18:23,526 --> 00:18:25,894
Uh, in the sky.
Where else, dumb-ass?
248
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,163
Fuck you, Willy.
I just didn't see it. The sky's big.
249
00:18:28,165 --> 00:18:31,066
- "Wah, my head's on fire, and the sky's too big!"
- Fuckin' rude. Why...
250
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,668
Hey! I saw one that time!
Look, there's another one!
251
00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:35,703
Make a wish.
Make a wish right now.
252
00:18:35,705 --> 00:18:37,773
What would you wish for,
Lino?
253
00:18:37,775 --> 00:18:39,608
M-Me?
254
00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:41,509
I don't know.
255
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:44,480
I just wanna be... a somebody.
256
00:18:50,988 --> 00:18:54,992
That Diablo sure knows
how to please a crowd. Oh, what's this?
257
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,461
10-4. In sight.
258
00:19:10,007 --> 00:19:12,041
Three on the roof.
259
00:19:12,043 --> 00:19:15,677
- Sun God slam! The crowd is going nuts!
- Still our suspect.
260
00:19:15,679 --> 00:19:18,947
Fuck, man. What the fuck is wrong
with this janky-ass piece of shit?
261
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,618
Picking up the whole city.
262
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:29,524
- Do you hear that?
- Go.
263
00:19:29,526 --> 00:19:32,429
W-W-Wait, stop that. Stop that.
Is that police chatter?
264
00:19:33,931 --> 00:19:36,935
Operation
Blackball is a go! Move, move, move!
265
00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:41,006
What the hell is
Operation Blackball?
266
00:19:54,219 --> 00:19:55,586
Huh?
267
00:20:07,232 --> 00:20:10,565
For the last fucking time,
if you don't...
268
00:20:10,567 --> 00:20:11,970
Contact in ten seconds.
269
00:20:14,039 --> 00:20:15,772
I don't know
what's going on outside,
270
00:20:15,774 --> 00:20:18,043
but whatever it is,
it's kind of weird.
271
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:22,245
- What the fu...
- Contact!
272
00:20:31,056 --> 00:20:33,990
Vinz, man, what the fuck
are you doing?
273
00:20:33,992 --> 00:20:35,995
Get your ass
over here and help!
274
00:20:52,844 --> 00:20:54,112
Status?
275
00:20:55,313 --> 00:20:57,449
What's your
status report?
276
00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:50,970
This is my shithole!
Get the fuck out!
277
00:21:57,243 --> 00:21:59,178
Did you just kill a cop?
278
00:22:11,690 --> 00:22:15,295
- Oh, they're gonna kill us. They're gonna kill us.
- Not yet.
279
00:22:37,683 --> 00:22:38,985
Grenade. Grenade!
280
00:22:48,028 --> 00:22:51,064
Lino, come on.
Come on, we have to go!
281
00:23:08,181 --> 00:23:09,382
Ha!
282
00:23:20,893 --> 00:23:22,695
Huh?
283
00:23:33,173 --> 00:23:34,907
Yo, this way, dumb-ass.
284
00:23:41,848 --> 00:23:43,884
How is he doing that?
285
00:23:55,128 --> 00:23:57,197
Psst. Hey, Lino.
Down here. Hurry.
286
00:24:00,034 --> 00:24:03,035
Whoa, man. I'm not saying this
'cause we're in the sewer,
287
00:24:03,037 --> 00:24:05,071
but I think you might be
a Ninja Turtle, Lino.
288
00:24:10,143 --> 00:24:11,977
Shit.
289
00:24:11,979 --> 00:24:14,415
You gonna tell me
you killed them?
290
00:24:15,782 --> 00:24:20,153
Two idiot kids took out
an entire elite squad?
291
00:24:21,154 --> 00:24:23,154
The abomination did this.
292
00:24:23,156 --> 00:24:26,158
I knew that little bastard's
power wouldn't stay dormant.
293
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,028
And you assholes
let him get away.
294
00:24:29,030 --> 00:24:34,301
The kid's a ticking time bomb that needs
to be extinguished before it explodes.
295
00:24:36,103 --> 00:24:40,141
¿Un suplex, en serio?
¡Esas son mamadas!
296
00:24:48,883 --> 00:24:53,888
Getting harder to work with El Diablo
in the ring. He's keeps goin' off-book.
297
00:24:54,522 --> 00:24:56,555
Guy has, like, no boundaries.
298
00:24:56,557 --> 00:24:59,392
Oh, come on. What?
You gonna cry about it?
299
00:24:59,394 --> 00:25:01,328
He's El-freakin'-Diablo.
300
00:25:01,330 --> 00:25:04,163
He may bust our balls,
but he's giving the crowd what they want.
301
00:25:04,165 --> 00:25:08,069
Look, see?
Tell me that's not a sign.
302
00:25:09,170 --> 00:25:12,172
Mmm?
Looks kinda like a cockroach.
303
00:25:12,174 --> 00:25:14,241
Again with your damn signs.
304
00:25:14,243 --> 00:25:15,575
Bullshit.
305
00:25:15,577 --> 00:25:17,477
Now it's a roach
on your towel.
306
00:25:17,479 --> 00:25:20,045
Last week you saw the Virgin
Guadalupe in your rearview,
307
00:25:20,047 --> 00:25:22,081
and then some stupid face
on fire...
308
00:25:22,083 --> 00:25:25,185
A flaming skull on my BLT.
In Aguascalientes.
309
00:25:25,187 --> 00:25:29,855
Because the universe always writes its
most important messages on sandwiches?
310
00:25:29,857 --> 00:25:34,193
I think you're just seeing what you
wanna see, reading into things too much.
311
00:25:34,195 --> 00:25:38,064
I'm just saying, stop looking
for meaning when there isn't any.
312
00:25:38,066 --> 00:25:41,201
You're gonna drive yourself
totally nuts with that shit!
313
00:25:41,203 --> 00:25:43,902
You just can't accept the fact
that we're Guardians,
314
00:25:43,904 --> 00:25:46,071
and as Guardians
it's our job to stay vigilant
315
00:25:46,073 --> 00:25:48,208
for whatever the universe
throws our way! We...
316
00:25:48,210 --> 00:25:50,210
He's right.
317
00:25:50,212 --> 00:25:53,213
It was only by deciphering
signs and omens
318
00:25:53,215 --> 00:25:56,982
that the ancients before us could
fulfill their true destinies.
319
00:25:56,984 --> 00:26:01,054
Every generation of Guardians
exists to fight a specific battle.
320
00:26:01,056 --> 00:26:03,089
Don't worry.
We'll get tagged in.
321
00:26:03,091 --> 00:26:05,924
And then our purpose
will be revealed to us.
322
00:26:05,926 --> 00:26:07,028
Hell, yeah!
323
00:26:08,095 --> 00:26:11,130
Yeah, but, like,
a cockroach?
324
00:26:11,132 --> 00:26:13,333
Can the universe
be clearer?
325
00:26:13,335 --> 00:26:16,303
Our job is to be patient
and lie in wait.
326
00:26:16,305 --> 00:26:19,241
And when the world finally needs
us, we'll know it.
327
00:26:24,647 --> 00:26:30,116
The Lucha Última fighters are
descended from the Eagle and Jaguar tribes,
328
00:26:30,118 --> 00:26:33,386
the most elite warriors
of the Aztec empire,
329
00:26:33,388 --> 00:26:38,426
masters of the Mística, the art of
unraveling the mysteries of destiny.
330
00:26:38,428 --> 00:26:41,995
Generations of guardians
have waged wars in the shadows,
331
00:26:41,997 --> 00:26:45,632
keeping us safe from evil
since time immemorial.
332
00:26:45,634 --> 00:26:49,102
But today's luchadors
have no such battles.
333
00:26:49,104 --> 00:26:51,971
Yet they stay in shape
with intense training,
334
00:26:51,973 --> 00:26:55,375
donning tights and fighting each other
in spectacular choreographed shows
335
00:26:55,377 --> 00:26:59,114
to pay the rent and stave off
existential boredom.
336
00:27:17,667 --> 00:27:19,502
Stop being difficult.
337
00:27:24,073 --> 00:27:25,541
Mama.
338
00:27:32,648 --> 00:27:37,153
We'll find him either way.
So, where is he?
339
00:27:46,194 --> 00:27:49,698
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
please protect my precious boy.
340
00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:52,435
I assure you,
we'll find him.
341
00:28:04,715 --> 00:28:09,016
This is your last chance.
Where is he?
342
00:28:09,018 --> 00:28:10,952
I only have one request.
343
00:28:13,424 --> 00:28:15,958
Please don't shoot me
in the head.
344
00:28:19,028 --> 00:28:21,030
Hmm.
345
00:28:26,770 --> 00:28:30,674
She knew what she was doing.
The bitch was playin' us.
346
00:28:32,308 --> 00:28:33,674
Ah.
347
00:28:33,676 --> 00:28:36,213
The kid's long gone by now.
348
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,294
My last quarter.
349
00:28:52,296 --> 00:28:54,665
This shit better not go to
voicemail, or we fucked, man.
350
00:29:07,778 --> 00:29:10,313
Not now!
351
00:29:11,113 --> 00:29:13,183
My ass is gonna explode.
352
00:29:15,152 --> 00:29:16,551
- What?
- Hey, Willy. Is that you?
353
00:29:16,553 --> 00:29:19,221
Oh, hey, my dude.
How's life on the run?
354
00:29:19,223 --> 00:29:21,790
You need to find us another spot, man.
We can't hide out here.
355
00:29:21,792 --> 00:29:24,092
We shouldn't be talking
about this on my home line.
356
00:29:24,094 --> 00:29:26,328
The phones are probably tapped!
It's called surveillance, dumb-ass!
357
00:29:26,330 --> 00:29:29,397
I know, I know, but this place is way too
hood, man. Like, I'm cool, but Vinz is...
358
00:29:29,399 --> 00:29:31,233
Oh, my apologies!
359
00:29:31,235 --> 00:29:33,268
Caesar's freakin' Palace was all full up!
360
00:29:33,270 --> 00:29:35,338
But, hey, why don't I just call
my buddy at the Ritz for ya?
361
00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:37,573
What's with the beeping?
Stop pushin' buttons, dude.
362
00:29:37,575 --> 00:29:40,509
I wonder if I can Google "hotels that
cater specifically to cop-killers."
363
00:29:40,511 --> 00:29:42,377
Yeah, we fucked up,
and we totally owe you one.
364
00:29:42,379 --> 00:29:45,280
But can you just hook us up one last time?
Like, a plan "B"?
365
00:29:45,282 --> 00:29:47,583
Or like a relative we could
stay with or somethin'?
366
00:29:47,585 --> 00:29:49,452
What am I,
your travel agent?
367
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,419
That's all I got, guys!
368
00:29:51,421 --> 00:29:53,588
And you two better not come back
here, because the CIA!
369
00:29:53,590 --> 00:29:56,358
And also, I'm dealing with an
emergency situation right now.
370
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:57,659
Willy, we're not
playin' around, man.
371
00:29:57,661 --> 00:29:59,462
We're in some real deep shit
right now.
372
00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:01,831
He hung up on me.
373
00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:04,702
Oh, I see how it is.
Fine, guys. Be that way.
374
00:30:13,578 --> 00:30:15,678
I don't think
we should stay here, Lino.
375
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,880
Look how much we stand out.
I'm half-naked.
376
00:30:17,882 --> 00:30:20,382
Sorry. I know you
liked that shirt.
377
00:30:20,384 --> 00:30:22,384
But we couldn't risk them
seeing you in green.
378
00:30:22,386 --> 00:30:25,421
- Yeah, I know.
- Hey, but look on the bright side.
379
00:30:25,423 --> 00:30:28,858
The cops ain't gonna find us, 'cause
they won't set foot in this part of town.
380
00:30:28,860 --> 00:30:30,726
Even they're not
that crazy.
381
00:30:30,728 --> 00:30:33,228
That makes me feel so
much better about our situation.
382
00:30:33,230 --> 00:30:36,732
We just gotta keep our
heads down, don't disrespect nobody.
383
00:30:36,734 --> 00:30:41,537
Just keep walking
and hope you don't die.
384
00:30:41,539 --> 00:30:44,241
Same ground rules
as back home, right?
385
00:30:55,820 --> 00:30:58,153
Yo. What's good, Cuz?
386
00:30:58,155 --> 00:31:01,157
This ain't no place for no
little motherfuckers like you.
387
00:31:01,159 --> 00:31:04,627
"Give thy thoughts no tongue,
nor any unproportioned thought his act."
388
00:31:04,629 --> 00:31:07,396
- That's Shakespeare.
- Yeah, that's right.
389
00:31:07,398 --> 00:31:10,333
Oh, see, this guy Willy
is our friend, and, uh...
390
00:31:10,335 --> 00:31:14,805
Well, it's kinda complicated, but...
I mean, we come from Dark Meat City,
391
00:31:14,807 --> 00:31:18,708
and me and my boy Vinz here we needed a
little break, you know like a vacation.
392
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:21,310
So Willy hooked us up with a
place to chill for a bit...
393
00:31:21,312 --> 00:31:22,912
Fuck!
394
00:31:28,654 --> 00:31:30,221
Yo, come on!
395
00:31:31,522 --> 00:31:34,192
Come on, Vinz!
We gotta move!
396
00:31:54,546 --> 00:31:58,749
Well, it's a shithole,
but at least we got a place to lay low.
397
00:31:58,751 --> 00:32:00,484
That's what matters.
398
00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:03,220
Just a place to chill
'till shit blows over.
399
00:32:06,792 --> 00:32:09,561
What? Why are the crows
even aggressive?
400
00:32:17,002 --> 00:32:19,369
It's weird
without my roaches.
401
00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:22,940
I read that lost cats can travel, like,
hundreds of miles to find their owner.
402
00:32:22,942 --> 00:32:25,411
I wish my roaches
could do that.
403
00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:38,656
If we're lucky, maybe we'll get
shot before we starve, so there's that.
404
00:32:38,658 --> 00:32:41,758
I was thinking just maybe
we can go to the cops.
405
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:45,429
- Tell them what happened, they'll let us go.
- Shit, you're right, bruh!
406
00:32:45,431 --> 00:32:47,699
Too bad you didn't say nothin' to
the cops that was in our apartment
407
00:32:47,701 --> 00:32:49,801
tryin' to kill us yesterday.
408
00:32:49,803 --> 00:32:52,839
Oh, snap!
There's a box with a prize?
409
00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:58,677
Man, we even got power?
410
00:33:00,046 --> 00:33:01,746
...are very dangerous.
411
00:33:01,748 --> 00:33:03,815
These two criminals are wanted
for first-degree murder,
412
00:33:03,817 --> 00:33:06,583
violence against the police,
resisting arrest,
413
00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:08,485
and conspiring against
the United States government.
414
00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:09,920
What? Is that us?
415
00:33:09,922 --> 00:33:12,457
If you encounter
these individuals,
416
00:33:12,459 --> 00:33:15,493
please do not approach or engage
them in any way, for your safety.
417
00:33:15,495 --> 00:33:18,029
Jesus, what the fuck
is goin' on, man?
418
00:33:18,031 --> 00:33:20,497
Still feelin' the whole
"turn yourself in" idea?
419
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:23,468
Wait, wait. Shh, listen.
Turn it up!
420
00:33:23,470 --> 00:33:25,705
...at 666-33...
421
00:33:29,876 --> 00:33:32,542
Ah, no, no, no, no, no!
422
00:33:32,544 --> 00:33:35,346
Yesterday, I was just a normal
fuckin dude mindin' my business,
423
00:33:35,348 --> 00:33:37,584
and today
I'm a goddamn terrorist?
424
00:33:39,086 --> 00:33:41,486
Well, if you look
at the bright side,
425
00:33:41,488 --> 00:33:44,488
at least we don't have to worry about
someone calling the police on us here.
426
00:34:15,923 --> 00:34:17,958
- Huh?
- Hmm?
427
00:34:33,773 --> 00:34:35,674
No fucking around
this time.
428
00:34:35,676 --> 00:34:38,677
You three, with me.
The rest of you, watch the front.
429
00:34:38,679 --> 00:34:41,814
Check out the suits!
Y'all bitches lost or somethin'?
430
00:34:41,816 --> 00:34:47,086
Hey, big boy. Put your dog on
his leash or I'll put him down.
431
00:34:47,088 --> 00:34:49,323
You want us
to handle him, boss?
432
00:34:52,392 --> 00:34:54,392
Who you gon' put down now?
433
00:34:54,394 --> 00:34:56,762
Damn! Looks like you
need a new suit, bitch!
434
00:34:59,834 --> 00:35:02,801
- Ah, shit, they shot Peaches.
- Shit.
435
00:35:02,803 --> 00:35:04,102
Hey!
Everyone, over here!
436
00:35:04,104 --> 00:35:05,539
Huh?
437
00:35:10,846 --> 00:35:13,445
The sooner we take them out,
the sooner we get the kids.
438
00:35:13,447 --> 00:35:16,548
Stop sleeping, man.
Something's goin' on out there!
439
00:35:16,550 --> 00:35:17,785
Come on!
440
00:35:18,652 --> 00:35:20,652
I want those two found now!
441
00:35:20,654 --> 00:35:24,092
Vinz, damn, they found us!
442
00:35:29,530 --> 00:35:33,532
Let's go, dude!
Come on. Move!
443
00:35:33,534 --> 00:35:35,534
They're making a run for it
through the back door!
444
00:35:35,536 --> 00:35:38,039
What are you waiting for?
Get to your cars.
445
00:35:40,942 --> 00:35:45,779
"All the world's a stage, and all the
men and women merely players." Action.
446
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:56,122
"Tis now the very witching time
of night,
447
00:35:56,124 --> 00:36:00,860
when churchyards yawn and hell itself
breathes out contagion to this world."
448
00:36:00,862 --> 00:36:03,062
Suck this! Suck this!
449
00:36:03,064 --> 00:36:04,598
Get those bitches!
450
00:36:06,034 --> 00:36:08,067
You ain't gettin' away,
motherfuckers.
451
00:36:08,069 --> 00:36:10,105
Eat this. Eat this!
452
00:36:11,773 --> 00:36:15,944
"Now could I drink hot blood and
do such bitter business as..."
453
00:36:16,945 --> 00:36:20,980
What the fuck?
This bootleg motherfucker.
454
00:36:20,982 --> 00:36:24,751
"To be or not to be?
That's the question."
455
00:36:24,753 --> 00:36:27,022
I can quote
Shakespeare too, bitch.
456
00:36:30,992 --> 00:36:32,127
They got Shakespeare.
457
00:36:37,732 --> 00:36:38,833
Drive.
458
00:36:59,855 --> 00:37:03,556
Y'all fuckin' suits shoulda stayed
where you was from.
459
00:37:03,558 --> 00:37:04,991
This Palm Hill.
460
00:37:04,993 --> 00:37:06,260
Hey, you heard me, homey?
461
00:37:11,767 --> 00:37:13,102
Ugh.
462
00:37:14,070 --> 00:37:15,235
Uh-uh.
463
00:37:15,237 --> 00:37:17,073
Oh, shit.
What the fuck was that?
464
00:37:18,074 --> 00:37:20,108
What in the actual fuck
is that?
465
00:37:20,942 --> 00:37:23,077
Yo! Yo, what is that, man?
466
00:37:23,079 --> 00:37:24,714
- Get back!
- I don't know.
467
00:37:26,082 --> 00:37:28,683
Get that shit. Get that.
468
00:37:29,251 --> 00:37:31,085
What the fuck?
469
00:37:31,087 --> 00:37:32,687
Huh?
470
00:37:33,655 --> 00:37:35,091
It's... It's that shadow.
471
00:37:38,060 --> 00:37:40,096
What the fuck
is that thing, Lino?
472
00:37:53,976 --> 00:37:55,044
Huh?
473
00:37:57,980 --> 00:37:59,813
Wait, Lino.
Stop, stop, stop.
474
00:37:59,815 --> 00:38:01,184
This one has keys.
475
00:38:07,823 --> 00:38:10,593
Lino, we're not fucking sellin' ice
cream, bro. Just go!
476
00:38:12,695 --> 00:38:16,597
Lino, pop the clutch and go forward. What
are you doing? Just drive. Drive the car.
477
00:38:16,599 --> 00:38:19,119
Well, I'm sorry! I ain't never
driven no ice cream truck before!
478
00:38:24,007 --> 00:38:27,308
Shit!
Come on, come on, come on!
479
00:38:35,385 --> 00:38:37,185
There you are, fuckers!
480
00:38:37,187 --> 00:38:39,588
They found us!
We gotta fucking go.
481
00:38:47,998 --> 00:38:48,998
Fuck.
482
00:38:58,708 --> 00:39:01,943
What the fuck is going on?
483
00:39:01,945 --> 00:39:05,180
Where are those horrible
tentacled creatures from?
484
00:39:05,182 --> 00:39:08,684
The movies have
never been this insane!
485
00:39:09,819 --> 00:39:13,590
And how does Vinz stay alive
with his head on fire?
486
00:39:14,724 --> 00:39:16,760
Wait, did I just say that?
487
00:39:27,304 --> 00:39:29,973
- Try hitting 'em.
- Just shut up and drive!
488
00:39:34,711 --> 00:39:37,413
Vinz! You gotta
try and slow 'em down.
489
00:39:37,415 --> 00:39:38,880
How?
490
00:39:38,882 --> 00:39:41,017
I dunno, do somethin'.
Anything.
491
00:39:42,285 --> 00:39:44,054
Get me a good angle.
492
00:39:51,295 --> 00:39:52,829
Wipe that shit off!
493
00:39:54,931 --> 00:39:56,933
Huh?
494
00:39:58,468 --> 00:39:59,971
Huh?
495
00:40:09,179 --> 00:40:12,150
Oh, shit!
496
00:40:17,821 --> 00:40:19,856
I'll kill these bastards
myself.
497
00:40:37,441 --> 00:40:38,741
Shit.
498
00:40:38,743 --> 00:40:40,509
How we doin'?
We lost 'em yet?
499
00:40:40,511 --> 00:40:42,812
No, no.
They're still on us!
500
00:40:56,027 --> 00:40:58,963
Here.
Take this, see if it's loaded.
501
00:41:00,031 --> 00:41:02,033
Shoot that at
them, not in here!
502
00:41:03,167 --> 00:41:05,000
What'd you say?
503
00:41:05,002 --> 00:41:08,039
Do it out there,
not in here!
504
00:41:25,923 --> 00:41:27,091
What the...?
505
00:41:36,901 --> 00:41:39,102
Aah!
506
00:41:39,104 --> 00:41:40,537
Uh, Lino?
507
00:41:40,539 --> 00:41:43,040
Looks like the cops
have joined the party.
508
00:41:48,180 --> 00:41:49,915
Lino, red light! Red light!
509
00:41:50,848 --> 00:41:52,351
Grab on to somethin'!
510
00:42:18,943 --> 00:42:20,811
I'll fuckin' kill you!
511
00:42:25,217 --> 00:42:26,451
Shit, shit!
512
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,156
See that?
I told you we'd lose 'em.
513
00:42:32,624 --> 00:42:36,427
Uh, about that, Lino.
They're still here.
514
00:42:36,429 --> 00:42:40,232
No fucking way!
Man, get off my dick!
515
00:42:56,281 --> 00:42:59,583
Vinz, I'm gonna need you to sit your
ass down and buckle the fuck up!
516
00:42:59,585 --> 00:43:00,819
Why?
517
00:43:06,291 --> 00:43:07,527
Wh-What are you doing?
518
00:43:09,161 --> 00:43:12,265
- What I'm doin' is fuckin' handlin' it!
- No, no, no, no!
519
00:43:45,431 --> 00:43:47,601
Alive.
We're alive.
520
00:44:21,667 --> 00:44:23,402
They couldn't have
gotten very far.
521
00:44:23,404 --> 00:44:25,136
I want you to set up
a perimeter.
522
00:44:25,138 --> 00:44:27,539
Start where they were
spotted last.
523
00:44:27,541 --> 00:44:30,510
Get every man on the job
and tighten the net.
524
00:44:31,310 --> 00:44:33,112
The kid is special.
525
00:44:37,084 --> 00:44:40,385
If he actually can tell
Machos from humans,
526
00:44:40,387 --> 00:44:43,423
then we're in
a world of shit.
527
00:44:45,358 --> 00:44:49,060
I promised your mom
I'd find you, kid.
528
00:44:49,062 --> 00:44:51,432
And I'm a man of my word.
529
00:44:53,065 --> 00:44:55,232
In other news,
the neighborhood of Palm Hill
530
00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:57,636
became a veritable war-zone
this afternoon.
531
00:44:57,638 --> 00:45:02,007
What incited the violence
is as of yet unknown.
532
00:45:02,009 --> 00:45:04,543
Long-time rival gangs,
The Grapz and The Limz,
533
00:45:04,545 --> 00:45:08,281
have joined forces against the police
units called in to manage the...
534
00:45:10,785 --> 00:45:13,086
And the violence
only appears to be...
535
00:45:14,087 --> 00:45:16,056
...to nearby neighborhoods.
536
00:45:18,091 --> 00:45:20,692
Thank you, Sarah.
Have there been any reported casualties?
537
00:45:20,694 --> 00:45:23,629
Sources suggest
at least ten killed,
538
00:45:23,631 --> 00:45:25,698
and over 50
seriously injured.
539
00:45:25,700 --> 00:45:29,768
Residents are advised to stay
indoors until further notice.
540
00:45:29,770 --> 00:45:31,636
Please stay safe
out there, Sarah.
541
00:45:31,638 --> 00:45:33,338
We'll keep bringing you
the latest updates
542
00:45:33,340 --> 00:45:35,341
as we get more information
about the devastating riots
543
00:45:35,343 --> 00:45:38,510
playing out on
the Southside of DMC.
544
00:45:38,512 --> 00:45:42,047
And in a shocking new development taking
place on the other side of town...
545
00:45:42,049 --> 00:45:46,319
Our phone lines have apparently
been flooded with eyewitness reports
546
00:45:46,321 --> 00:45:50,523
that a huge colony of insects
has been seen leaving the city
547
00:45:50,525 --> 00:45:52,057
and heading in the direction
of the desert.
548
00:45:52,059 --> 00:45:54,125
Holy shit,
you were right!
549
00:45:54,127 --> 00:45:55,828
We don't yet understand
the cause of this mass migration,
550
00:45:55,830 --> 00:45:57,362
but in this
journalist's opinion,
551
00:45:57,364 --> 00:45:59,699
if even the cockroaches
are fleeing DMC,
552
00:45:59,701 --> 00:46:02,069
what hope remains
for the rest of us?
553
00:46:12,714 --> 00:46:15,715
Man, I really hope Pipo remembers
that huge tip I left him.
554
00:46:15,717 --> 00:46:18,718
I don't know about
this one, Lino.
555
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:21,321
How long has it been
since we ate somethin'?
556
00:46:24,225 --> 00:46:26,094
Is Pipo even here right now?
557
00:46:28,830 --> 00:46:30,365
I am hungry.
558
00:46:39,307 --> 00:46:40,441
It's her.
559
00:46:46,849 --> 00:46:50,118
- Lino, no, no. Don't go in.
- Trust me on this.
560
00:46:57,725 --> 00:47:01,527
So that's how
we got mixed up in all this.
561
00:47:01,529 --> 00:47:03,262
I-I know it sounds crazy,
but...
562
00:47:03,264 --> 00:47:04,530
I believe you.
563
00:47:04,532 --> 00:47:06,732
I mean, seriously,
and no offense,
564
00:47:06,734 --> 00:47:10,839
but you two don't really look like
intimidating criminal masterminds.
565
00:47:13,509 --> 00:47:16,309
Seriously, there's no way
you two can run forever.
566
00:47:16,311 --> 00:47:19,478
I bet there are tons of ways
to prove you're innocent.
567
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,585
Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's tons
of ways they can frame us too.
568
00:47:27,155 --> 00:47:30,690
Here. You guys look like
you need this more than I do.
569
00:47:30,692 --> 00:47:34,597
Am I the only one that's creeped
out by the fact that Pipo's not back?
570
00:47:37,566 --> 00:47:39,568
Get off me!
571
00:47:40,669 --> 00:47:42,605
Like moths
drawn to the flame.
572
00:47:49,878 --> 00:47:53,346
You did well, Luna.
For once.
573
00:47:53,348 --> 00:47:57,452
See, boys? Follow your brain
instead of your dick.
574
00:48:21,644 --> 00:48:23,443
Hmm.
575
00:48:23,445 --> 00:48:26,546
I remember
the first time I saw them.
576
00:48:26,548 --> 00:48:28,682
I was scared too.
577
00:48:28,684 --> 00:48:32,586
Until I realized they're not
the freaks of nature...
578
00:48:32,588 --> 00:48:33,654
We are.
579
00:48:52,709 --> 00:48:53,709
Mama.
580
00:48:56,679 --> 00:48:57,713
Papa.
581
00:49:22,940 --> 00:49:27,508
Nice to finally make
your acquaintance, Angelino.
582
00:49:27,510 --> 00:49:30,878
Angelino.
Angelino. Angelino. Angelino.
583
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:33,280
Who are you?
584
00:49:33,282 --> 00:49:35,450
What do you want from us?
585
00:49:35,452 --> 00:49:38,621
And where's Vinz?
586
00:49:39,589 --> 00:49:41,789
Inquisitive young man.
587
00:49:41,791 --> 00:49:44,992
The real question is:
Who are you?
588
00:49:44,994 --> 00:49:49,330
You, Angelino, are a being
unlike any other in this world.
589
00:49:49,332 --> 00:49:54,736
But I imagine you've always
known that, deep down.
590
00:49:54,738 --> 00:49:57,004
But where are my manners?
591
00:49:57,006 --> 00:50:01,309
You may call me Mr. K.
592
00:50:01,311 --> 00:50:03,979
I am of a race
known as the Machos,
593
00:50:03,981 --> 00:50:07,482
spawned from the dark matter
of the universe.
594
00:50:07,484 --> 00:50:11,453
You've felt that delicious surge of
rage and bloodlust course through you,
595
00:50:11,455 --> 00:50:14,390
that uncontrollable desire
for destruction.
596
00:50:15,391 --> 00:50:18,392
I know what you're thinking,
little one.
597
00:50:18,394 --> 00:50:20,628
Your father was
just as stubborn.
598
00:50:20,630 --> 00:50:23,465
You see, he was one of us.
599
00:50:23,467 --> 00:50:25,768
He had so much potential.
600
00:50:25,770 --> 00:50:29,604
That is, until the day he fell in love
and broke our most fundamental law:
601
00:50:29,606 --> 00:50:31,839
Never breed with a human.
602
00:50:31,841 --> 00:50:37,412
Macho blood flows
through you, Angelino.
603
00:50:37,414 --> 00:50:41,016
Your father did you a disservice
entrusting you to the humans.
604
00:50:41,018 --> 00:50:44,019
You've never been one of them,
and you know it.
605
00:50:44,021 --> 00:50:46,488
You belong to the master race.
606
00:50:46,490 --> 00:50:48,991
Yet you live
a wretched existence,
607
00:50:48,993 --> 00:50:52,427
in a wretched city,
surrounded by wretched people,
608
00:50:52,429 --> 00:50:54,997
who despise you
for being different.
609
00:50:54,999 --> 00:50:58,433
Your so-called friends are
only companions in this misery,
610
00:50:58,435 --> 00:51:01,537
failures keeping you from
reaching your true potential.
611
00:51:01,539 --> 00:51:04,840
But now it's time to
spread your wings and fly.
612
00:51:04,842 --> 00:51:07,543
Come be with your own kind,
Angelino.
613
00:51:07,545 --> 00:51:10,914
Upon returning to your cell,
you will kill your friend.
614
00:51:10,916 --> 00:51:13,582
Extinguish the pathetic
existence you've been living
615
00:51:13,584 --> 00:51:15,551
since the day your
wretched mother birthed you
616
00:51:15,553 --> 00:51:17,822
so your life can finally start.
617
00:51:21,158 --> 00:51:25,997
Kill him
and take your rightful place.
618
00:51:27,932 --> 00:51:29,932
Abandon your humanity
619
00:51:29,934 --> 00:51:33,602
and become who you were
always meant to be.
620
00:51:33,604 --> 00:51:35,404
Trust me, my dear boy.
621
00:51:35,406 --> 00:51:38,041
We are offering you
a true family.
622
00:51:38,043 --> 00:51:39,978
Huh? Kill Vinz?
623
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:45,949
He's almost ready.
You may now send in Luna.
624
00:51:45,951 --> 00:51:47,519
Kill Vinz?
625
00:51:52,456 --> 00:51:53,822
I have to...
626
00:52:07,038 --> 00:52:08,939
- Huh?
- Angelino.
627
00:52:11,509 --> 00:52:14,813
You must be so confused right
now, and I'm so, so sorry.
628
00:52:16,114 --> 00:52:20,849
Embrace your true nature.
I've been where you are too.
629
00:52:20,851 --> 00:52:23,120
You need to accept
who you really are.
630
00:52:23,122 --> 00:52:27,425
Please, Angelino.
This is your destiny.
631
00:52:35,767 --> 00:52:38,170
You and I could do
great things together.
632
00:52:39,704 --> 00:52:41,704
I-I must kill Vinz.
633
00:52:44,809 --> 00:52:46,210
No point fighting it.
634
00:52:46,212 --> 00:52:48,813
The battle has been won.
635
00:52:49,681 --> 00:52:52,649
DMC was just phase one.
636
00:52:52,651 --> 00:52:55,885
We've already begun infiltrating
the economic and financial strata
637
00:52:55,887 --> 00:52:57,955
of every city in the nation.
638
00:52:57,957 --> 00:53:00,690
We are in your police force,
on Wall Street,
639
00:53:00,692 --> 00:53:02,226
in your White House.
640
00:53:02,228 --> 00:53:05,695
Our presence in Congress
allowed us to push through laws
641
00:53:05,697 --> 00:53:09,098
which let us spread our agenda
unhindered throughout the globe.
642
00:53:09,100 --> 00:53:12,602
Cruelty, greed,
corruption, hate.
643
00:53:12,604 --> 00:53:15,105
The earth is our playground.
644
00:53:15,107 --> 00:53:19,676
We Machos sustain ourselves off
the bounty of negative energy
645
00:53:19,678 --> 00:53:23,113
that seeps like magma
from mankind's every pore.
646
00:53:23,115 --> 00:53:26,684
And, believe me,
when it comes to negative energy,
647
00:53:26,686 --> 00:53:30,156
this planet's resources
are truly inexhaustible.
648
00:53:40,266 --> 00:53:42,232
Stay here, Angelino.
649
00:53:42,234 --> 00:53:45,202
Mommy will be right back
for you.
650
00:53:45,204 --> 00:53:46,239
Lino?
651
00:53:48,808 --> 00:53:52,044
I just wanna be...
a somebody.
652
00:53:55,147 --> 00:53:57,482
Mommy's here, sweetie.
653
00:53:58,318 --> 00:54:01,187
Mommy will always
be here for you.
654
00:54:08,626 --> 00:54:11,931
Must kill Vinz.
655
00:54:13,666 --> 00:54:16,800
It's all right.
He's just in shock.
656
00:54:16,802 --> 00:54:21,138
Release him. Take him to the cell
where his skeleton friend is waiting.
657
00:54:21,140 --> 00:54:22,841
Let him make
his own choice.
658
00:54:22,843 --> 00:54:25,176
For the first time
in his miserable existence,
659
00:54:25,178 --> 00:54:28,114
young Angelino will be the
master of his own fate.
660
00:54:29,615 --> 00:54:33,618
And if his pathetic friend
is still alive in the morning,
661
00:54:33,620 --> 00:54:35,554
kill them both.
662
00:54:36,622 --> 00:54:38,622
But, sir,
with all due respect,
663
00:54:38,624 --> 00:54:40,858
why even give him a chance?
664
00:54:40,860 --> 00:54:45,264
The kid is a threat. If he's really that
powerful, why not just eliminate him now?
665
00:54:53,906 --> 00:54:56,707
And that,
my dear Mr. Macchabee,
666
00:54:56,709 --> 00:54:59,711
is the key difference
between our two species.
667
00:54:59,713 --> 00:55:04,715
While you humans don't think twice
about massacring your fellow man,
668
00:55:04,717 --> 00:55:08,153
Machos consider our brothers
and sisters lives to be sacred,
669
00:55:08,155 --> 00:55:09,988
for we share a common ideal.
670
00:55:09,990 --> 00:55:12,926
But I don't expect a human
to grasp such a concept.
671
00:55:13,860 --> 00:55:16,063
- You're dismissed.
- Yes, sir.
672
00:55:17,630 --> 00:55:21,968
Ensure that you do not question
my authority again, Mr. Macchabee.
673
00:55:23,136 --> 00:55:26,405
Father,
you always told me
674
00:55:26,407 --> 00:55:29,209
there was no way I could
survive outside the base,
675
00:55:30,210 --> 00:55:32,010
that I was the only hybrid,
676
00:55:32,012 --> 00:55:35,081
and humans would never
accept me.
677
00:55:35,083 --> 00:55:38,317
- So how was he able to live...?
- And look at his life!
678
00:55:38,319 --> 00:55:40,952
Is that the kind of miserable
existence you want?
679
00:55:40,954 --> 00:55:42,387
I don't have time
for this, Luna.
680
00:55:42,389 --> 00:55:44,422
There are more
important matters to attend to.
681
00:55:44,424 --> 00:55:47,861
Make yourself useful elsewhere.
I will not hear another word of it!
682
00:56:02,742 --> 00:56:07,212
Are we seriously relying on a
swarm of cockroaches for directions?
683
00:56:07,214 --> 00:56:11,252
We should turn around.
This whole thing is fucking nuts.
684
00:56:28,902 --> 00:56:31,903
Lino! Dude, I didn't know where
they took you. I was freakin' out!
685
00:56:31,905 --> 00:56:34,374
I thought probably they killed
you or something, but...
686
00:56:34,376 --> 00:56:36,844
I'm really
glad you're here.
687
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:40,913
Whoa. Shit, man.
You all right?
688
00:56:40,915 --> 00:56:43,315
We're leaving.
We must part from here.
689
00:56:43,317 --> 00:56:46,353
Why are you talking about, man?
Haven't you seen where we are?
690
00:56:46,355 --> 00:56:49,021
We're in, like, a bunker with
guards and cameras and shit.
691
00:56:49,023 --> 00:56:52,260
It makes Guantanamo
look like a Girl Scout retreat.
692
00:56:54,328 --> 00:56:57,329
Whoever put us here
doesn't want us to ever get out.
693
00:56:57,331 --> 00:56:59,332
They ran all kinds of tests
on me, Lino.
694
00:56:59,334 --> 00:57:01,934
Tests! Electrodes everywhere!
695
00:57:01,936 --> 00:57:06,305
I mean, my head, my body.
They put it on my junk, man. My junk!
696
00:57:06,307 --> 00:57:07,473
Shit's on you, bro.
697
00:57:07,475 --> 00:57:09,509
We finally lost
those assholes...
698
00:57:09,511 --> 00:57:12,245
and you had to go trust
some bitch at Pipo's you barely knew!
699
00:57:12,247 --> 00:57:14,481
I told you somethin'
wasn't right about her.
700
00:57:14,483 --> 00:57:17,351
You had to think with your dick.
I hope it was fuckin' worth it.
701
00:57:24,426 --> 00:57:27,826
Well, congratulations!
Look where your little crush got us.
702
00:57:27,828 --> 00:57:30,262
For real, you need
to shut the fuck up, Vinz.
703
00:57:30,264 --> 00:57:33,902
Man, I don't feel good.
I-I-It's happening.
704
00:57:34,836 --> 00:57:36,169
Uh, Lino?
705
00:57:36,171 --> 00:57:38,505
I can't control it.
706
00:57:38,507 --> 00:57:39,941
Stay back!
707
00:57:41,443 --> 00:57:43,809
Lino, you're starting
to freak me out, man!
708
00:57:43,811 --> 00:57:47,482
I said,
get the fuck away from me!
709
00:57:52,287 --> 00:57:55,821
Lino, you're hurting me.
Cut it out!
710
00:57:55,823 --> 00:57:57,824
There is no Lino!
Lino is gone!
711
00:57:57,826 --> 00:58:01,228
- Lino...
- I am not what you think I am.
712
00:58:01,230 --> 00:58:03,964
That pathetic being you
called Lino was an illusion
713
00:58:03,966 --> 00:58:07,868
whose only purpose
has been to hold me back!
714
00:58:09,237 --> 00:58:12,239
Wretched creature.
Now do you see who I am?
715
00:58:12,241 --> 00:58:15,043
You're my... friend.
716
00:58:16,411 --> 00:58:18,280
Friend?
717
00:58:24,820 --> 00:58:26,886
Looks like that
old bald dude was right.
718
00:58:26,888 --> 00:58:29,256
I really am
just a fucking monster.
719
00:58:29,258 --> 00:58:33,262
Holy shit, man!
What'd those assholes do to you in there?
720
00:58:34,062 --> 00:58:36,131
I'm so sorry, Vinz.
721
00:58:36,999 --> 00:58:39,432
I don't understand.
722
00:58:39,434 --> 00:58:42,402
There's this... There's this
thing inside of me that's just...
723
00:58:42,404 --> 00:58:44,337
Quiet down in there!
724
00:58:44,339 --> 00:58:47,909
Or I'll put my boot up your ass,
I swear to God.
725
00:58:50,245 --> 00:58:53,282
You fuckin' scumbags.
726
00:58:56,251 --> 00:58:58,421
That's it! No dinner
for you shits toni...
727
00:59:16,938 --> 00:59:19,808
Good. Very good.
728
00:59:21,978 --> 00:59:25,046
Sir, we have a security breach
reported at checkpoint 4C.
729
00:59:25,048 --> 00:59:27,550
A security breach?
How's that possible?
730
00:59:42,898 --> 00:59:45,933
Okay, boys. You survey the
perimeter, I'll check the lab.
731
00:59:45,935 --> 00:59:48,670
These science nerds and old
farts won't give me any trouble.
732
00:59:48,672 --> 00:59:50,404
Yeah, try not to fall asleep,
tough guy!
733
00:59:52,675 --> 00:59:54,943
Fucking Doug.
He's not even funny.
734
01:00:04,620 --> 01:00:07,223
We make our escape
now or never!
735
01:00:11,595 --> 01:00:13,630
You ignorant sheep.
736
01:00:48,632 --> 01:00:50,967
You can stay on the ceiling
if you like.
737
01:00:51,402 --> 01:00:52,634
Vinz?
738
01:00:52,636 --> 01:00:54,603
You're getting
real close to me, dude.
739
01:00:54,605 --> 01:00:56,239
Vinz?
740
01:00:56,607 --> 01:00:58,643
Huh? Huh?
741
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:05,514
Yo, I think
I'm losing it, man.
742
01:01:05,516 --> 01:01:06,650
Vinz?
743
01:01:15,592 --> 01:01:17,628
Who the fuck
are they shooting at?
744
01:01:37,515 --> 01:01:39,383
Hey, I think we...
You okay?
745
01:01:43,187 --> 01:01:47,124
Stay with us, bro.
Lino, hold on. Hold on!
746
01:01:51,596 --> 01:01:53,363
¡Vámonos!! Todos!
747
01:01:54,531 --> 01:01:56,233
Shit! We're lost.
748
01:01:57,134 --> 01:01:58,536
There's an exit here.
749
01:02:00,638 --> 01:02:05,307
- Stay with me, Lino.
- Please don't fall asleep.
750
01:02:05,309 --> 01:02:06,611
Hold on, Lino.
751
01:02:24,395 --> 01:02:27,563
Daddy?
Daddy, is that you?
752
01:02:27,565 --> 01:02:30,566
Your mother didn't
abandon you, Son.
753
01:02:30,568 --> 01:02:33,068
She hid you from them.
754
01:02:33,070 --> 01:02:36,307
Sacrificed her life
to save yours.
755
01:02:37,642 --> 01:02:40,678
Your mother loved you
with all her heart.
756
01:02:44,349 --> 01:02:50,486
I did everything in my power to protect
the two of you, to keep you safe.
757
01:02:50,488 --> 01:02:52,421
But they were
too strong for me.
758
01:02:52,423 --> 01:02:53,823
Daddy.
759
01:02:53,825 --> 01:02:57,060
Become who you truly are,
my son.
760
01:02:58,731 --> 01:03:00,797
The Machos
are malevolent beings,
761
01:03:00,799 --> 01:03:04,467
nasty creatures who made a pact
with power-hungry humans.
762
01:03:04,469 --> 01:03:07,670
But they never truly trusted them.
Not enough to breed with anyway.
763
01:03:07,672 --> 01:03:10,340
So they created
their own hybrids in a lab.
764
01:03:10,342 --> 01:03:12,509
Hybrids that feel
neither fear nor pain,
765
01:03:12,511 --> 01:03:14,377
and aren't burdened
by conscience.
766
01:03:14,379 --> 01:03:16,646
The perfect fusion
of the two species.
767
01:03:16,648 --> 01:03:18,381
But this little fella's
different.
768
01:03:18,383 --> 01:03:21,318
He's the organic, flawed fruit
of a forbidden love.
769
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:25,522
As you can see, offspring from such
a union inherit traits at random.
770
01:03:25,524 --> 01:03:27,323
Their potential is limitless.
771
01:03:27,325 --> 01:03:29,760
Yeah, yeah, Doc.
So how do we kill these Machos?
772
01:03:29,762 --> 01:03:33,330
Like all creatures from the
pits of Hell, they abhor the cold.
773
01:03:33,332 --> 01:03:35,399
It's no coincidence
that for decades,
774
01:03:35,401 --> 01:03:37,801
politicians have been
working surreptitiously
775
01:03:37,803 --> 01:03:40,504
to bring about an era
of global warming.
776
01:03:40,506 --> 01:03:44,775
Emitting greenhouse gases, massive
deforestation, subsidizing fossil fuels.
777
01:03:44,777 --> 01:03:46,543
You get the idea.
778
01:03:46,545 --> 01:03:48,545
It takes time,
this terraforming.
779
01:03:48,547 --> 01:03:50,514
By pushing us
towards extinction,
780
01:03:50,516 --> 01:03:52,883
they've tipped earth's balance
to their favor.
781
01:03:52,885 --> 01:03:55,284
And why wouldn't they?
782
01:03:55,286 --> 01:03:57,889
When their years of well-laid plans
could be irrevocably compromised
783
01:03:57,891 --> 01:04:00,392
by some pesky winter snowstorm.
784
01:04:28,187 --> 01:04:29,519
Lino!
785
01:04:29,521 --> 01:04:32,923
Yo, Sleeping Beauty!
786
01:04:32,925 --> 01:04:35,526
You've been knocked out
for, like, three days, man.
787
01:04:35,528 --> 01:04:37,929
I wasn't goin' to slip you
the tongue or anything.
788
01:04:37,931 --> 01:04:39,799
I don't do that.
I'm a gentleman.
789
01:04:42,301 --> 01:04:44,336
Vinz, where the hell are we?
790
01:04:47,607 --> 01:04:50,775
- Time for a smoke break.
- Whatever. Just don't do that shit too close to me.
791
01:04:50,777 --> 01:04:52,442
I don't want anything
to blow up.
792
01:04:52,444 --> 01:04:54,645
Always "smoke break" this,
"pee break" that.
793
01:04:54,647 --> 01:04:58,449
I need you gentlemen to hunker down
and focus. We have a world to save!
794
01:04:58,451 --> 01:05:00,318
There's no way we're
gonna finish this in time.
795
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:03,888
My word, you lot are worse
than a bunch of whiny teenagers.
796
01:05:03,890 --> 01:05:06,725
Stick to the plan,
and no more godforsaken breaks.
797
01:05:07,593 --> 01:05:09,427
♪ Buh-da-buh-da-buh
798
01:05:09,429 --> 01:05:11,931
♪ My name is Feliz
And I have gas ♪
799
01:05:15,935 --> 01:05:18,470
Uh, you in here,
skeleton man?
800
01:05:19,271 --> 01:05:21,675
Hey, the kids went AWOL!
801
01:05:24,644 --> 01:05:26,944
We didn't belong there, man.
Look at us!
802
01:05:26,946 --> 01:05:30,416
We can't even save ourselves.
How we gonna save the world?
803
01:06:23,637 --> 01:06:26,370
When you come to my
show, you're goin' to a war.
804
01:06:26,372 --> 01:06:29,542
And I'm all for violence,
chaos...
805
01:06:31,845 --> 01:06:34,847
Anyone who wants to
disappear goes to Mexico, right?
806
01:06:34,849 --> 01:06:38,650
I don't know. It just doesn't
feel right, skipping town like this.
807
01:06:38,652 --> 01:06:41,854
I mean, what are we even gonna do down
there? We got no marketable skills.
808
01:06:41,856 --> 01:06:45,091
W-We'll figure it out, man.
Somehow.
809
01:06:45,093 --> 01:06:48,694
Whatever. I'm just glad
Willy won't be there.
810
01:06:48,696 --> 01:06:50,863
Oh, shit,
I forgot about Willy.
811
01:06:50,865 --> 01:06:53,098
Poor little dude
probably thinks we dead.
812
01:06:53,100 --> 01:06:55,803
I mean, we were kinda
his only family, right?
813
01:06:57,404 --> 01:07:00,539
I still got a dollar left.
814
01:07:00,541 --> 01:07:02,943
The phone's right there
if you wanna hit him up.
815
01:07:10,384 --> 01:07:15,121
Ah, that must be them. You go off-script,
I'll blow your fuckin' head off.
816
01:07:15,123 --> 01:07:16,991
Hey, it's ringin'.
817
01:07:18,526 --> 01:07:20,125
Uh, g-greetings.
818
01:07:20,127 --> 01:07:22,128
Yo, dude. It's us.
What's good, man?
819
01:07:22,130 --> 01:07:25,131
Funny you should ask.
I'm kinda in a situation right now.
820
01:07:25,133 --> 01:07:28,700
Hey! I thought I told you not to pull
anything funny, you little piece of shit.
821
01:07:28,702 --> 01:07:31,338
Hello? Hello?
Willy? Willy?
822
01:07:33,407 --> 01:07:35,108
What's up with this
piece of shit phone?
823
01:07:35,110 --> 01:07:36,508
Uh, hello?
824
01:07:36,510 --> 01:07:38,011
Oh, good. I hear you now.
825
01:07:38,013 --> 01:07:40,612
Me and Vinz got some real shit
to fill you in on, bro.
826
01:07:40,614 --> 01:07:43,549
What a coincidence.
So do I!
827
01:07:43,551 --> 01:07:46,686
"Capital Info.
Back home now.
828
01:07:46,688 --> 01:07:48,888
Life or death question?"
829
01:07:48,890 --> 01:07:50,389
Did I say it right?
830
01:07:50,391 --> 01:07:52,158
What the fuck
are you talkin' about, dude?
831
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:53,826
Hey, is someone there?
832
01:07:53,828 --> 01:07:56,129
Just come back!
It's a super big emergency.
833
01:07:56,131 --> 01:07:57,997
I can't talk about it!
834
01:07:57,999 --> 01:08:00,900
What? Willy, man,
I can't understand you, dude.
835
01:08:00,902 --> 01:08:02,836
Hey, are you on somethin', bro?
836
01:08:02,838 --> 01:08:05,038
For real,
you're not making any sense.
837
01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:06,774
Like, "capital info"?
What?
838
01:08:07,675 --> 01:08:09,744
I don't know what to say.
839
01:08:10,478 --> 01:08:12,178
Uh-uh.
840
01:08:12,180 --> 01:08:14,714
I can't tell you over the phone.
Just get your asses here now!
841
01:08:14,716 --> 01:08:18,117
What? Hello? Willy?
842
01:08:18,119 --> 01:08:21,088
What's up?
What'd he say?
843
01:08:21,090 --> 01:08:23,656
He said he needs to tell us
some important shit.
844
01:08:23,658 --> 01:08:25,525
Then that motherfucker
hung up on me.
845
01:08:25,527 --> 01:08:27,694
Was actin' real weird
the whole time, man.
846
01:08:27,696 --> 01:08:29,662
So? He's always weird.
847
01:08:29,664 --> 01:08:33,800
I don't know, man. Somethin' sounded off.
I think we gotta go back.
848
01:08:33,802 --> 01:08:36,036
Back to DMC?
Are you' crazy, man?
849
01:08:36,038 --> 01:08:37,637
Yeah, you're right.
It's too risky.
850
01:08:37,639 --> 01:08:39,639
Damn straight,
it's too risky.
851
01:08:39,641 --> 01:08:42,677
Willy's a survivor.
He don't need us.
852
01:08:45,647 --> 01:08:49,616
But if he's really in danger, we can't
just leave our boy hangin' like that.
853
01:08:49,618 --> 01:08:51,718
Fuck Willy!
854
01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:53,653
How long we gonna keep letting
this douchebag fuck our lives up?
855
01:08:53,655 --> 01:08:55,688
He's your boy, Lino,
not mine!
856
01:08:55,690 --> 01:08:57,557
It's not my job
to handle his shit!
857
01:08:57,559 --> 01:08:59,760
What we have to fucking do
is get outta of here,
858
01:08:59,762 --> 01:09:03,997
away from the DMC, away from the tentacle
mafia, and from motherfucking Willy.
859
01:09:03,999 --> 01:09:07,669
He's nothin' but
fucking trouble, man! Ugh!
860
01:09:09,238 --> 01:09:11,908
Don't just look at me. Let's go save him.
861
01:09:16,645 --> 01:09:18,446
Hang tight, Willy.
862
01:09:30,659 --> 01:09:34,862
As DMC police try to quell
the violent riots plaguing the city,
863
01:09:34,864 --> 01:09:38,065
President Gore Tex made an official
statement, declaring the riots...
864
01:09:38,067 --> 01:09:40,468
- Hey, hey, check these two out!
- Huh?
865
01:09:42,271 --> 01:09:44,071
Sit tight, Cat Boy.
866
01:09:44,073 --> 01:09:48,642
This better be your friends
or you'll be in a world of hurt.
867
01:09:48,644 --> 01:09:51,578
Your performance
on the phone was shit.
868
01:09:51,580 --> 01:09:53,781
Let's hope they bought it.
869
01:09:53,783 --> 01:09:59,187
If not, I might get creative and shove
some fireworks up that furry ass of yours.
870
01:09:59,189 --> 01:10:01,889
Cause, hey,
I'm feelin' festive!
871
01:10:01,891 --> 01:10:05,793
Little secret: even as a kid,
I loved torturing animals.
872
01:10:05,795 --> 01:10:08,230
So part of me hopes
your friends don't show up.
873
01:10:16,605 --> 01:10:21,142
Oh, for fuck's sake.
I'm sweating my fucking balls off in here.
874
01:10:21,144 --> 01:10:24,012
It's hotter than Satan's anus
in this piece-of-shit trailer.
875
01:10:24,014 --> 01:10:27,148
Don't you have a fan in here?
Jesus Christ!
876
01:10:29,151 --> 01:10:31,151
It can't be.
877
01:10:31,153 --> 01:10:33,221
No fucking way.
They actually came back.
878
01:10:33,223 --> 01:10:36,193
Those fuckwits are unbelievable.
879
01:10:37,995 --> 01:10:40,794
Oh, this is
too perfect.
880
01:10:40,796 --> 01:10:43,163
Your boyfriends
are here to rescue you.
881
01:10:43,165 --> 01:10:45,802
Hold it.
Now say "cheese".
882
01:10:47,170 --> 01:10:49,806
Come on.
Outta the way, asshole!
883
01:10:51,774 --> 01:10:53,774
Don't move.
884
01:10:53,776 --> 01:10:56,145
No, no, no.
Stay right there.
885
01:10:57,781 --> 01:11:00,749
Hey, you little puto,
I'm watching you!
886
01:11:00,751 --> 01:11:02,786
There you are.
887
01:11:04,154 --> 01:11:06,189
Son of a bitch.
888
01:11:08,057 --> 01:11:11,159
Come on.
Show me your eyes.
889
01:11:11,161 --> 01:11:13,228
Ah.
890
01:11:13,230 --> 01:11:14,664
Good night.
891
01:11:15,165 --> 01:11:16,165
No!
892
01:11:17,234 --> 01:11:18,866
Did you see that?
893
01:11:18,868 --> 01:11:22,037
Let's get this motherfucker, man!
Get him!
894
01:11:22,039 --> 01:11:24,239
Fuck you! Fuck you!
895
01:11:24,241 --> 01:11:25,876
Where'd that come from?
896
01:11:27,210 --> 01:11:28,612
No.
897
01:11:29,379 --> 01:11:30,747
¡Puta madre!
898
01:11:34,851 --> 01:11:37,152
Shit! Those shots
came from Willy's!
899
01:11:41,191 --> 01:11:42,225
Oh, man.
900
01:11:51,835 --> 01:11:52,969
Yaa!
901
01:11:55,839 --> 01:11:57,275
Willy!
902
01:12:25,236 --> 01:12:28,337
What you're witnessing is
a Channel 7 "World's Ahead" exclusive.
903
01:12:28,339 --> 01:12:31,139
A shoot-out has just erupted
in this Southland neighborhood
904
01:12:31,141 --> 01:12:35,044
which had, until now, escaped
involvement in the surrounding riots.
905
01:12:35,046 --> 01:12:36,712
Wait, hold on.
906
01:12:36,714 --> 01:12:39,014
I can see a man climbing
onto the roof of a trailer.
907
01:12:39,016 --> 01:12:41,016
Is it another terrorist? No.
908
01:12:41,018 --> 01:12:44,018
Uh, he looks like
a lone wolf gunman!
909
01:12:44,020 --> 01:12:47,123
Oh, you want a fuckin' war?
Then you'll get one!
910
01:12:47,125 --> 01:12:48,926
Say hello
to my little friend!
911
01:12:50,027 --> 01:12:51,427
Man, we gotta save Willy.
912
01:12:51,429 --> 01:12:54,029
Huh? Are you crazy?
That's suicide!
913
01:12:54,031 --> 01:12:57,766
But if I don't try,
I won't be able to live with myself.
914
01:12:57,768 --> 01:12:59,238
Know what I'm sayin'?
915
01:13:01,005 --> 01:13:04,073
I may be a loser,
but I'm not a fuckin' coward!
916
01:13:04,075 --> 01:13:05,407
Lino, wait!
917
01:13:05,409 --> 01:13:07,044
Fuckin' Willy.
918
01:13:13,017 --> 01:13:14,652
Get the fuck outta here,
pendejo!
919
01:13:16,354 --> 01:13:17,453
Wrong way!
920
01:13:17,455 --> 01:13:20,725
Run, you little punk!
921
01:13:26,030 --> 01:13:27,064
I got him!
922
01:13:36,041 --> 01:13:38,676
What took you
douchebags so long?
923
01:13:51,423 --> 01:13:55,492
Ladies and gentlemen, we
are now witnessing an extraordinary sight.
924
01:13:55,494 --> 01:13:57,427
An unidentified
flying object...
925
01:13:57,429 --> 01:13:59,064
Huh?
926
01:14:02,034 --> 01:14:05,001
Trajectory indicates that
it originated from the desert,
927
01:14:05,003 --> 01:14:06,536
east of DMC.
928
01:14:06,538 --> 01:14:08,037
We still don't know
what it is or why...
929
01:14:08,039 --> 01:14:09,473
Ahh.
930
01:14:09,475 --> 01:14:11,109
Vaya con Dios.
931
01:14:12,945 --> 01:14:14,846
It's out of our hands now.
932
01:14:25,224 --> 01:14:27,224
The UFO just exploded!
933
01:14:27,226 --> 01:14:29,261
This must be the work
of terrorists...
934
01:14:37,503 --> 01:14:38,835
- Hey!
- Huh?
935
01:14:38,837 --> 01:14:41,037
W-What's goin' on?
936
01:14:41,039 --> 01:14:43,141
- Come on!
- Huh?
937
01:14:52,585 --> 01:14:54,517
Lino?
938
01:14:54,519 --> 01:14:56,221
Lino!
939
01:15:11,004 --> 01:15:12,138
Huh?
940
01:15:19,077 --> 01:15:22,415
Uh, Doc.
This wasn't part of the plan.
941
01:15:24,984 --> 01:15:28,020
Wait for the temperature
to drop. You'll see.
942
01:15:35,028 --> 01:15:39,030
Lino!
Holy shit, you're all right.
943
01:15:39,032 --> 01:15:40,864
What the hell was that
in the sky?
944
01:15:40,866 --> 01:15:42,866
You think it was
the Luchador rocket?
945
01:15:42,868 --> 01:15:45,038
I don't know.
Why is it so cold?
946
01:16:45,999 --> 01:16:48,433
Yo, it's snowing
in the DMC!
947
01:16:48,435 --> 01:16:50,000
That's sick!
948
01:16:50,002 --> 01:16:51,305
Shit, Lino!
949
01:16:52,406 --> 01:16:54,639
I-I can't...
I can't move!
950
01:16:54,641 --> 01:16:56,443
I'm freezing up inside!
951
01:16:57,712 --> 01:16:59,446
I'm scared, Vinz.
952
01:17:02,249 --> 01:17:06,286
Whoa! Lino, you're
turning into a popsicle.
953
01:17:08,255 --> 01:17:12,023
Hey, you're not allowed
to die on us, okay?
954
01:17:12,025 --> 01:17:14,393
I think I see the light
at the end of the tunnel.
955
01:17:14,395 --> 01:17:16,261
It's in front of me.
956
01:17:16,263 --> 01:17:19,398
Then make a fucking U-turn!
Don't go into the light!
957
01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:21,467
Huh?
958
01:17:21,469 --> 01:17:24,405
You got a lot of nerve showing your
face around here after what you did.
959
01:17:28,008 --> 01:17:32,044
Man, leave us the fuck alone! You've been
nothing but trouble since we met you!
960
01:17:42,156 --> 01:17:44,459
Lino, please don't
fall for this shit again.
961
01:17:50,230 --> 01:17:52,634
Oh, shit, Lino.
962
01:17:53,735 --> 01:17:56,602
My heart.
It's warming up.
963
01:17:56,604 --> 01:17:58,771
You did the same for me.
964
01:17:58,773 --> 01:18:01,643
Thank you for showing me
there's another way, Angelino.
965
01:18:02,610 --> 01:18:05,043
I believed no one
would accept me,
966
01:18:05,045 --> 01:18:07,679
that they'd hate me,
so I hated them first.
967
01:18:07,681 --> 01:18:11,617
But feeding on hatred
leaves such a bitter taste.
968
01:18:11,619 --> 01:18:15,657
I'm quickly learning I much prefer
the sweetness of a stolen kiss.
969
01:18:16,524 --> 01:18:18,091
Guys.
970
01:18:33,742 --> 01:18:36,309
Why are you so desperate
to be like them?
971
01:18:36,311 --> 01:18:38,311
Hey, you fucking pendejo!
972
01:18:51,292 --> 01:18:53,693
They made me lose
my train of thought.
973
01:18:53,695 --> 01:18:55,597
Where were we?
974
01:19:06,241 --> 01:19:08,208
Mmm.
975
01:19:08,210 --> 01:19:10,279
This has never
happened to me.
976
01:19:11,145 --> 01:19:12,515
Get the fuck away from her!
977
01:19:43,177 --> 01:19:44,745
Fight, Angelino!
Do somethin'!
978
01:19:44,747 --> 01:19:46,680
Free your inner
tentacle monster, dude!
979
01:19:46,682 --> 01:19:49,718
- You have to!
- I'd rather die.
980
01:19:54,222 --> 01:19:57,059
Well, you're about to, Lino.
Get up! Transform!
981
01:20:08,437 --> 01:20:10,472
Oh, shit, he's gonna kill him!
982
01:20:13,842 --> 01:20:16,310
Abandon your humanity
983
01:20:16,312 --> 01:20:19,846
and become who you were
always meant to be.
984
01:20:29,858 --> 01:20:33,496
Become who you
truly are, my son.
985
01:20:39,168 --> 01:20:43,105
No beast.
Today it's gonna be you and me.
986
01:20:47,377 --> 01:20:51,211
What are you doing, man?
You got tentacles! Use them!
987
01:20:51,213 --> 01:20:55,818
Hell no. I'm never letting that
monster control me ever again.
988
01:20:56,786 --> 01:20:58,419
Sort that shit out
in therapy, man.
989
01:20:58,421 --> 01:21:00,757
You need to Hulk out
or you're dead!
990
01:21:02,592 --> 01:21:04,661
I'm-a bust a cap
in your ass, dude.
991
01:21:05,929 --> 01:21:08,164
You're not gonna know
what hit you.
992
01:21:28,985 --> 01:21:32,723
Uh, it looks like you guys got this!
See you back at Pipo's!
993
01:21:38,862 --> 01:21:42,563
Such power at your disposal,
and you did nothing with it.
994
01:21:52,876 --> 01:21:55,478
Because
you're a goddamn coward.
995
01:21:56,881 --> 01:21:59,917
And that's why you ended up
on the wrong side of a gun.
996
01:22:03,453 --> 01:22:06,587
"Thus bad begins...
997
01:22:06,589 --> 01:22:08,857
...and worse remains behind."
998
01:22:08,859 --> 01:22:11,962
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 4.
999
01:22:18,368 --> 01:22:20,871
Eye for an eye,
motherfucker.
1000
01:22:36,020 --> 01:22:39,655
"He who lives by the sword,
dies by the sword!"
1001
01:22:46,064 --> 01:22:47,498
Luna?
1002
01:23:02,346 --> 01:23:03,647
Luna?
1003
01:23:20,699 --> 01:23:24,301
My heart.
It's getting cold again.
1004
01:23:41,052 --> 01:23:44,322
So, Doc,
you think we got rid of 'em?
1005
01:23:45,690 --> 01:23:47,291
I mean, for good?
1006
01:23:49,060 --> 01:23:53,362
No one will ever know
it was us who saved 'em.
1007
01:23:53,364 --> 01:23:55,399
And we must keep it that way.
1008
01:23:58,537 --> 01:24:01,805
It's been over two
months since it all went down.
1009
01:24:01,807 --> 01:24:04,107
The snow is finally
starting to melt.
1010
01:24:04,109 --> 01:24:07,110
The city is slowly getting
its old groove back.
1011
01:24:07,112 --> 01:24:12,615
The news stopped talking about the
UFO, the snow, all of it.
1012
01:24:12,617 --> 01:24:14,551
They said
it was eco-terrorism,
1013
01:24:14,553 --> 01:24:17,754
that a satellite crashed
in the stratosphere.
1014
01:24:17,756 --> 01:24:19,757
And now, nothing.
1015
01:24:20,559 --> 01:24:23,093
None of it happened.
1016
01:24:23,095 --> 01:24:25,762
Life picked up
exactly where it left off.
1017
01:24:25,764 --> 01:24:27,630
Well, almost.
1018
01:24:27,632 --> 01:24:30,066
When your old president
freezes to death,
1019
01:24:30,068 --> 01:24:32,402
you elect a new one.
1020
01:24:32,404 --> 01:24:34,704
I don't know if they're actually
gonna be able to change anything
1021
01:24:34,706 --> 01:24:37,440
in this fucked-up country,
but I think there's reason to hope.
1022
01:24:37,442 --> 01:24:41,444
Still haven't heard from Willy,
except on the music channels.
1023
01:24:41,446 --> 01:24:43,881
He's goin' through
a mystical phase.
1024
01:24:43,883 --> 01:24:46,549
Just dropped his first single.
It's all right.
1025
01:24:58,698 --> 01:25:00,563
His karma's
probably fucked,
1026
01:25:00,565 --> 01:25:03,499
but as long as he's
"multiplying the oxygen,"
1027
01:25:03,501 --> 01:25:05,902
then he's good, I guess.
1028
01:25:05,904 --> 01:25:08,772
Sooner or later he'll
come crawling back to us.
1029
01:25:08,774 --> 01:25:12,076
You'll see. Nobody can stand
Willy for more than a month.
1030
01:25:12,078 --> 01:25:15,745
Me and Vinz?
Our asses are back at Rios Rosas.
1031
01:25:15,747 --> 01:25:19,984
It's nasty as ever,
but, hey, it's home.
1032
01:25:19,986 --> 01:25:23,888
Plus, we found a new TV,
so everything's cool.
1033
01:25:23,890 --> 01:25:26,824
As they face off in a
traditional two-on-two match-up.
1034
01:25:26,826 --> 01:25:29,628
Oh, kick to the plexus!
And a Hammer Smash!
1035
01:25:30,962 --> 01:25:33,097
Oh, I almost forgot.
1036
01:25:33,099 --> 01:25:36,636
My roaches are back too.But without any Luchadores.
1037
01:25:47,247 --> 01:25:50,648
He falls on his back!
What's Tiger doing?
1038
01:25:50,650 --> 01:25:53,183
This does not look good!
1039
01:25:53,185 --> 01:25:56,121
Vinz finally
got hired someplace.
1040
01:25:56,123 --> 01:25:57,788
You ready for this?
1041
01:25:57,790 --> 01:26:00,726
At Pipo's,
where you and me first met.
1042
01:26:02,194 --> 01:26:03,894
Yo, I'm home.
1043
01:26:03,896 --> 01:26:06,596
- What's good, man?
- Eh, you know.
1044
01:26:06,598 --> 01:26:09,833
Just writing love letters
to a girl with no address.
1045
01:26:09,835 --> 01:26:13,206
Yeah. She wasn't at Pipo's
today either, man. Sorry.
1046
01:26:15,875 --> 01:26:18,175
Well, maybe tomorrow.
1047
01:26:18,177 --> 01:26:20,511
Maybe.
1048
01:26:20,513 --> 01:26:23,781
I still think
about you all the damn time.
1049
01:26:23,783 --> 01:26:26,953
Where you are,
what you're doing.
1050
01:26:28,087 --> 01:26:30,823
And you?
You ever think about me?
1051
01:26:31,792 --> 01:26:33,226
From time to time?
1052
01:26:43,169 --> 01:26:47,839
This has been Angelino,
coming to you live from Rios Rosas, DMC,
1053
01:26:47,841 --> 01:26:50,976
New California,
in the United States of America,
1054
01:26:50,978 --> 01:26:54,513
on the planet Earth,
which is located in...
1055
01:26:55,081 --> 01:26:56,815
You know what?
1056
01:26:56,817 --> 01:27:00,018
I got no fuckin' idea
what's out there after that.
1057
01:27:00,020 --> 01:27:02,655
Thanks, Luna.
1058
01:27:04,024 --> 01:27:05,258
For everything.
1059
01:27:48,668 --> 01:27:50,168
Oh, okay.
1060
01:27:52,307 --> 01:27:54,147
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