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[ Man Narrating ]
Last week, as you recall...

we left Will, Dr. Smith and the Robot
investigating an alien machine...

unaware that
within its depths lurked...

an incredible array
of monstrous mechanical toys.

Well.

Another of those interesting
intergalactic mail-order catalogs.

How nice.

By pressing buttons and causing pictures
to appear on the screen...

one can order anything one wants in the
universe and have it appear immediately.

This one doesn't seem like
it's in very good condition, Dr. Smith.

Never mind appearances.
Just see if it works.

Warning! Warning!

Hazardous area!
Return at once, Will Robinson!

The fissure you have crossed is filled
with hyperatomic matter.

Silence, you cackling coward!

The machine also is dangerous.

Nonsense.
Will is very good with machines.

Now, go ahead, William. See if you can
find a suitable present for your dear sister.

- Do you think she'd like that?
- I'm sure she would.

Perhaps you should turn the gold knob.

Then we will have the vehicle in gold.

It's such a charming metal.

Turn it off!

Something must have gone wrong.

Perhaps the hand of an expert is indicated.
Stand aside, my boy.

[ Robot ] An ounce of prevention
is worth a pound of cure.

He who plays with fire
will surely get--

Spare me the asinine axioms.

Be careful, Dr. Smith. The Robot said
the fissure in this area was dangerous.

With Dr. Smith, greed conquers all.

I'll attend to you later,
you addlepated armor-bearer.

Now, let's see.
What shall I order?

Money would be so nice, except for the fact
that there's no place to spend it.

We're looking for something
for Penny. Remember?

How could I forget that?

But wouldn't it be wise to test
the capacity of the machine...

by ordering something
a little more substantial?

I have it!

I shall order myself a new coat.
The nights have been very chilly lately.

- [ Beeping ]
- Oh, dear!

There must be a way to get something
other than the toy department.

Or possibly that one.

I think all of them.
That should do it.

[ Will ]
Careful, Dr. Smith.

Never fear, Smith is here.
I know exactly what I'm doing.

- Warning! Warning!
- Silence, ninny!

Dr. Smith!

Dr. Smith!

The machine's got Dr. Smith!
You gotta help me get him out!

There is nothing we can do!
Dr. Smith is gone!

Dr. Smith!

There we go.

- Can I help?
- Yes, please.

Mom!

- Where's Dad and Don?
- Why? What's the matter?

- I've gotta find them!
- Well, they're not here right now. You can't.

Something terrible's happened!
I've gotta find them!

- Now, wait a minute, Will.
- But, Mom--

Your dad and Don aren't here.

They went out looking for
some sort of a fissure.

The seismograph indicated a dangerous one
had opened somewhere in this area.

We found that.
It's not important now.

- And just what is so important?
- Dr. Smith's gone.

He pushed the wrong button
on an old android machine...

and it kinda swallowed him up.

What?

You know what Dad said about
those alien machines. He said--

Now, Penny, that'll do.
How did this happen?

I issued all
the required warnings.

However, if I protest too much...

Dr. Smith removes my power pack
and I become a complete write-off.

We've gotta do something.

Dr. Smith could be in some other dimension.
Anything could happen to him.

All right, then, dear. You wait here.
I'll try and find your father.

- Penny, keep an eye on your brother.
- I've just thought of something.

That machine's like a catalog people
can order things from all over the galaxy.

- What's wrong with that?
- Don't you get it?

Now Dr. Smith's part of that catalog.
Anybody could order him.

[ Laughs ]

How can you laugh when right now
anybody could buy Dr. Smith?

I was bought.
Believe me, it is not a bad way to go.

Well, you're different. You don't count.
You're just a machine.

Oh, I see.

I'm sorry, Robot.
I shouldn't have said that.

I'm sorry!

Will, where are you going?
Mom told me to keep an eye on you.

Then come along.
Then you can keep an eye on me.

Careful.

Be careful.
You'll fall into one of these.

Be careful.

Penny, you'd better stay here.

- Will, be careful.
- I'm just gonna turn it on.

There. See?
I just turned it on, that's all.

Will? Be careful.

I've gotta get Dr. Smith's image
on the panel.

That couldn't be Dr. Smith,
could it?

Will, are you sure
you know what you're doing?

Maybe I'm not using
the right combination.

Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong.

[ Clicking ]

Well, the count's increasing.

That fissure's gotta be
around here someplace.

Setting is 2-8-5.

Holding steady.

Range still indeterminate.

John!
Oh, thank heaven I found you.

Listen, something dreadful
has happened.

Dr. Smith has been trapped
in an android machine.

What's so dreadful about that? That's
about the best news I've heard in weeks.

Don, please, be serious.

Will is afraid that something awful
might happen to him.

He was caught in one of those once before.
It didn't seem to do him any harm.

But this is different.
This is an old, abandoned machine.

Maureen, a lot of things
are different this time.

We could be in a lot of trouble
if we don't find this fissure soon.

I don't understand.

Well, from our readings,
that fissure that opened last night...

has continued to widen.

If it reaches down to the core
of this planet and the heat builds up...

it's liable to blow.

And we could blow with it.

We've got to find that fissure
and seal it up.

Will found the fissure.
It's right by the android machine.

Well, where is he?

- I left him back at the spaceship.
- Well, let's go.

- I left him back at the spaceship.
- Well, let's go.

Maybe I'm not pushing
enough buttons at the same time.

Maybe that's
what I'm doing wrong.

[ Robot ]
I suggest you leave it alone!

The machine
is becoming overheated!

I'm just gonna do it once more.
That can't hurt anything.

- Warning! Warning!
- I've gotta get Dr. Smith out!

[ Penny ]
Will!

Penny! Warning! Warning!
Do not go near that machine!

Electrical explosion imminent!

The machine has him too!

Will is in the machine!
No!

Dr. Smith?

Golly, where am I?

[ Shrieking ]

Dr. Smith?

Dr. Smith, where are you?

What-- Hey, let me loose!

Let loose of me!
Let me loose!

That will do you no good at all, you know.
It'll do you no good.

Oh, you've done it.

You've certainly done it.

You've broken my machine, probably,
and it was the only one on that planet.

I didn't break any machine.

- Of course you did.
- Look for yourself!

Somebody must be to blame...

and since you're the only somebody here,
then I blame you.

Well, you're mistaken, sir.
The machine grabbed me. That's all I know.

Oh, pish-tosh, pish-tosh!
Nobody gets in here.

So you must have been here all the while.
Which stockroom are you from?

I'm not from any stockroom.

Oh, you're very drab.
Very drab, indeed. Very drab.

But then, in my position
I can't afford to be choosy.

I must take what I can get.

I imagine I could touch you up a bit,
a little paint here and there.

- Do you bite?
- Why, of course I don't bite!

Which may or may not be true.

If you lie, you probably bite.

But if you do bite, I can
always strike you with my cane.

It's always very effective.

Can you tell me
where Dr. Smith is?

What kind of a place is this?

I never heard of a place called Dr. Smith.
And this place is here.

It can't be anywhere else;
therefore, it must be here.

Now, come along. Come along.
Come along. And don't dawdle.

I don't like "somebodies" who dawdle.
Come along.

Well, that's the last
of the burned-out tubes and wires.

Can you make anything out of this?

The prognosis is poor.

The circuits are very primitive...

and the machine
has been reprogrammed.

Rewiring will be necessary.

Can you tell us anything about
where Will and Smith might be?

This machine operates
on a fourth-dimensional process.

It could be anywhere.

How long will it take
to repair this machine?

It is impossible to estimate
at this time.

Even if we get it back together, we can't
be sure it'll work the first time around.

- We won't get a second chance.
- Is it that bad?

Yeah, that fissure's
getting hotter by the minute.

At the outside,
we've got 24 hours to seal it up.

And if we use a charge powerful enough
to seal it up, it'll take this machine with it.

- Well, we're just gonna have to move it.
- That cannot be done.

To move this old machine
would destroy it.

Well, that doesn't give us
any choice then.

Somehow we're gonna have to
get them out of there within 24 hours.

Come along then.
Come along.

Here, here, here.
Now, don't dawdle. Don't dawdle.

Ordering, ordering, ordering.

Children all over ordering toys.
They do run the legs off me.

Indeed, they do.

They would pick
one of those Constructo kits.

We ran out of those 50 years ago.

Where's that order
coming from, sir?

Oh, that machine is on
a small planet near Orion.

There are plenty of children there.

- [ Beeping ]
- Be patient, be patient, be patient.

But that's not what they ordered.

Well, it's the best I can do.

I always do the best I can.
They'll just have to take what they can get.

All right, then, come along.

Come along, now,
and don't dawdle.

What kind of toy are you?
Do you have a name?

My name's Will Robinson, sir,
and I'm not a toy. I'm a boy.

Oh, nonsense, nonsense.
There are no boys here.

Therefore, you can't be one.

And I've never heard
of a Will Robinson.

Well, that's what I am-- I mean, who I am.
What's your name, sir?

Oh, I've had lots of names.

When I was young,
they called me "boy."

Then later
they called me "young man."

In my prime,
I was known as "sir."

When they retired me from the department
store, they called me "old man."

I-I prefer "O.M."

- O.M. Yes, sir.
- Oh! Thank you!

Thank you very much.

Well, we must be off now. We must be going.
Come, come. Don't dawdle.

Come along, come along.
Don't dawdle.

- What's that, Mr. O.M.?
- That is exactly what it seems to be.

Everything here
is what it seems to be.

That is a windup monster
and a very great nuisance.

He's always acting up,
getting out of hand.

- [ Roaring ]
- Mr. O.M!

Stop that!

He's always trying to wind himself up.

I can't ship him out
until I cure him of that.

- [ Dr. Smith ] Will! Is that you?
- Dr. Smith, where are you?

Over here!

Now, now, you be careful!

There's dangerous toys there!
Very dangerous.

Dr. Smith!

Dr. Smith!

Will, I'm here!

- Dr. Smith.
- Help me, my boy. Get me down.

Don't get too close! Stay away from him!
He's a mean one! He bites.

That's Dr. Smith.
He's the man I've been telling you about.

You won't bite anymore,
will you, Dr. Smith?

Of course I won't bite.

I'll do anything. Anything you like.
I'll be as placid as a lamb.

Only please, get me down.

Oh, all right, all right.

One more outburst from you,
and I'll put you back up again.

Yes, you seem ready to ship.

Ship? Ship where?

There's a planet in Andromeda...

where the children have
a particular preference for animated toys.

But I'm too big to be a toy.

Oh, nonsense, nonsense.
You're just the right size.

The children there are 75 feet tall.

Oh, dear.

You can't ship out Dr. Smith.
He's not a toy. He's a man.

Can't you see that I am?

Please, look at me, dear sir.
Can't you see that I'm real flesh and blood?

Mm-hmm.

Yes, you do look a bit pale.

Your color must have faded.

I'll have to touch it up.
Yes, indeed I will.

Yes, I will indeed.
Indeed I will.

Gamma Green,
Martian Mauve...

Orion Orange.

Oh, what did I do
with my Radiant Red?

Botheration!

Oh, dear, we can't
let him send me away.

Who would take care of you?
We simply cannot allow it.

Do you know how we're
gonna get out of here?

- We'll go back the way we came.
- We can't. The machine's broken.

But don't worry.
We'll get out of here someway.

Oh, dear, oh, dear.

[ Sobbing ] And then Dr. Smith
started pushing buttons all at once.

There was a crack of electricity,
and he just froze there.

I know how hard this must be
on you, darling...

but it's absolutely necessary.

Did Will get through the machine
the same way?

Oh, it was terrible.

He was so upset about Dr. Smith
that he started doing the same thing.

- Pressing all the buttons at once?
- Yes.

And then he just
wasn't there anymore!

It's going to be all right, darling.

I promise you that.

How about going to bed?

All right, Dad.

I'll stay with her,
just in case she needs me.

It might be a good idea.

Dad, we will be able
to get them out, won't we?

We'll get them out.

- The explosives ready?
- Yeah, all set.

I wanna put them
in the fissure tonight...

but I want you to wait until the last minute
before setting them off.

- That should be around noon tomorrow.
- What are you going to do?

We don't have any alternative.

Since we can't summon them out,
I'm gonna take the Robot and go in after them.

All right, John.

Darling?

Good luck.

Don't worry, darling.

We'll get them out.

It's very bad form
to stare at people while they're eating.

Oh, it's marvelous.
Simply marvelous, that's what it is.

The children on Andromeda
will be utterly delighted.

- They've never before had a toy that eats.
- Toy indeed.

I think we would like a drink now,
if you please.

Oh, you drink too!

That's excellent! Excellent!

I'll be back in a moment.

- It's time for us to take our departure.
- I don't know, Dr. Smith.

Mr. O.M. doesn't seem so bad.

- I don't think he'd really ship us out.
- He's mad as a hatter.

But you may rely on me. I have
considerable experience in these things.

I will get you out.
Now, follow me.

[ Stammers ]

They've gone.
I've been far too trusting. That's what I've been.

And when a man's trust
has been betrayed...

there's only one thing left to do--
take drastic action.

You.

You're always wanting
to chase somebody.

Mm-hmm.

Well, now--

Now I'm going to give you...

your chance!

- After them!
- [ Roaring ]

I'm going to have to do something
about that roar. It's much too noisy.

- [ Roaring Continues ]
- Don't stand there dawdling!

After them!
After them! After them!

[ Roaring Continues ]

[ Gasps ]

- Dr. Smith, do you know where you're going?
- Of course I do.

Navigation has always been
one of my strongest points.

- I've never been lost in my life.
- There's always a first time.

I mean, are you sure you know
how we're gonna get out of here?

Of course I do.

We shall proceed to the area
where we first arrived and await rescue.

- They will certainly not leave us in here.
- I don't know.

- [ Gasps ]
- This doesn't seem like the right direction.

It's way too far.

Never fear, Smith is here.

I have not failed yet.

[ Sighs ]

- Dr. Smith?
- Yes? What is it?

Do you hear a kind of shuffling noise?

No. No, I do not.
Must be your imagination.

- I think we'd better move on.
- In a moment, my boy.

I must do my breathing exercises first.
[ Inhaling, Exhaling ]

It's vital to keep
the breathing regular.

It makes the nerves steady
and prevents one from imagining things.

- Dr. Smith, look out!
- [ Roaring ]

Easy.

Now, keep it coming.

Okay, good. Easy.

All the way down.
Go on.

More, more.
A little to your right.

All right.

Keep her coming.

Okay, tie her off.

- It's right in the middle of the fissure.
- Great.

- Well, it's your baby from now on.
- Right.

Now, let's get
our signals straight.

We don't know what we're gonna find,
so be ready for anything.

- Are you sure you need me to go along?
- Yes.

We're gonna go in, find Smith and Will
quickly, and get out. Understood?

- Yes, sir.
- All right.

Warning! Warning!
Alien aircraft approaching!

Put that thing away, sir.

Zumdish never conducts business
under any threat of coercion.

- Business?
- Of course.

There's no other reason why I would
come to this desolate planet again.

As you know,
my name is Zumdish...

and I represent the demolition department
of the Celestial Department Stores.

- We met before.
- I do not have time for pleasantries.

This is the machine that is
creating all the trouble, I take it?

Does that machine belong to
the Celestial Department Store?

Precisely.

It's quite obsolete and should have
been destroyed a long time ago.

But there are hundreds of them
scattered around these planets.

It takes time to find them.

Two of our people were taken by that
machine, and we intend getting them back.

Surely you can't hold the Celestial
Department Stores responsible for that!

No, indeed.

Some renegade
is operating this machine...

and he's not on our payroll.

We're not holding you responsible.

Now, if you'll excuse us,
we're going in there.

You mean, go into the machine?

Unless you've got an easier way for us
to get our people out.

I'm afraid that's quite impossible.
Out of the question.

My orders are
to destroy this machine immediately.

Now, would you kindly step aside.

You question my authority?

Don't go near that machine,
Zumdish.

My dear sir, you have no idea how much
trouble you are about to cause yourself.

Stand aside!

P-P-P-P-P-Puh!

Met... with...

belligerence.

There. That should do it.

Since you forced me into it...

I will be forced to confer...

with the head
of the security division.

Ha!

- [ Pop ]
- [ Pop ]

[ Sighs ]
I'm finished. Done in.

I simply cannot move another step.

I should have followed my own instincts,
not listened to you.

We've gotta keep moving.
Maybe we can find a place to hide.

Hide indeed!
The very idea is anathema to me.

- Zachary Smith hides from nothing.
- [ Creature Roaring ]

- Aaaah!
- Come on, Dr. Smith!

Oh, dear. Oh--

- [ Shrieks ]
- [ Roaring Continues ]

This is the final indignity...

that I should meet my fate
at the hands of a windup monster.

What are you doing?

- [ People Shouting, Clamoring ]
- [ Bells Ringing ]

Dr. Smith, look at this!

What is it?

[ Gasps ]
Good heavens!

Is it really there?

Is it what it seems to be?

It's Earth, Dr. Smith.
We've found a way back.

Oh, joy! Oh, bliss!

William, do you see the lights?

They're celebrating Christmas.

We've got to get out of here.

William, we'll break down the door.
Help me!

- Quickly!
- Right, Dr. Smith.

This nail is rusty!

- [ Creature Continues Roaring ]
- [ Shrieks ]

Stay away from us!
Stay away!

Careful, William, careful.
Stand him off. Stand him off.

[ Roaring Fades ]

Here! Stop it!

It is not polite to point at things...

and it's even more impolite to poke.

That's what you were doing. He has feelings,
you know, and he doesn't like to be poked.

Well, he was gonna hurt Dr. Smith.

- He was on the point of doing me in.
- Oh, pish-tosh!

He doesn't do anything that I don't tell him
to do, and I did not tell him to hurt anybody.

Therefore-- Oh!

Wh-What-- What-- What--
What are you doing here?

Is that really Earth out there?

Say that it is, my dear sir.
Say that it is.

It must certainly be.

Saturn has rings around it and
doesn't look like that at all.

But it's only a little planet. Much too
congested. You wouldn't like it at all.

That's where my family and I
started from.

- That's home.
- Nonsense. Nonsense.

Home is where you happen to be
at the moment, and you happen to be here.

Therefore, this is home.

Besides, you were just wasting your time.
A toy cannot go through that door.

Here. Take the big one
back to the workshop.

And mind you don't
damage his paint.

Oh, no, please, no, sir.
Spare me.

So near, and yet so far.

Oh, no.
Oh, no, please!

- Please don't let him--
- [ Roaring ]

Aaah! Oh, don't hurt me!
Don't hurt me!

I'm really a charming man when you
get to know me! Oh, dear! William!

Help me! Help me!

Oh, no, please!
Don't let him--

You're a most peculiar toy.

- Do you promise?
- Do I promise to do what?

That is not the question. The question is
what you promise not to do.

Namely, not to run away anymore.

But even if you do promise,
I can't believe you.

Toys are totally irresponsible.

- If you say so.
- And I do say so!

I do indeed!
Indeed I do!

Now, let's be getting back.
There's lots to be done. Come on.

Schedules, you know.
Busy, busy, busy!

Schedules, you know.
Busy, busy, busy!

Eh-eh-eh-eh!

Nice. Very nice.

Very natural.

Here.

Ah, that's better.

Very lifelike.

Mr. O.M., my dear sir,
you're making a great mistake.

If you don't mind
my saying so, of course...

I would fetch a much larger price
if you were to send me to Earth.

Tut-tut and bosh!

I do not charge
for my products;

therefore, I am not
concerned with profits.

Besides, Earth children
have far too many toys already.

That's why I closed down
my outlet there.

Therefore,
I'm sending you to Andromeda.

- Oh, you wouldn't!
- Oh, yes, I would.

I've finished mopping the floor, sir.

Andromeda?

Andromeda.
Misery, misery.

Well, then, you can
clean off the workbench.

But there's no way to clean the workbench
without getting the floor dirty again.

Well, then you can mop the floor again
after you clean the workbench.

It's better to have too much work
than too little.

Work is the best cure there is
for unhappiness.

What's the matter?

Oh, nothing.
It's none of my business.

If it's not your business,
then it certainly must be mine.

- Speak up, speak up.
- He just doesn't look right.

- What's wrong with him?
- It's his clothes.

I think children on Andromeda
would like him much better...

if he were dressed like... a clown.

A clown?

- A clown.
- A clown! Yes!

Splendid! Perfect! Perfect!
A splendid idea!

Yes! A wonderful idea!

Simply marvelous! Marvelous!

[ Chuckling ]

Yes. Now--

There. Perfect!
Perfect! Perfect!

Oh, the pain.
The pain of it all.

Now for the clown suit.

The clown suit is not here.

Therefore,
it must be someplace else.

Yes, it must be someplace else.

It's no use, William. I know what
you're trying to do, but it won't work.

He'll just send that terrible monster
out after us again.

Not if we can get the key.

Perhaps you'd better do it. Your fingers
are much more adept at this sort of thing.

♪♪ [ Whistling ]

[ Roars ]

I got the key. Let's go.

My fondest dream
is about to be realized.

In 10 minutes,
I shall be back on Earth.

[ Roaring ]

You'd better get going.
Time's running out.

Here. Hold him off till we get back.
We'll make it as soon as we can.

Don't worry.
I've got a little surprise for him.

- All right, get into position.
- I do not feel well.

Repeat: Get into position!

I really--

John, good luck.

Thank you.

He really leaves us no choice!

Get him away from the machine.

If he resists, disintegrate him.
[ Pop ]

Call your man off, Zumdish.

Remote Control Detonator,
Model A-99.

You certainly can't bluff me
with a piece of equipment like that.

This is no bluff, Zumdish.

Another radioactive fissure.

I suppose you have
explosives in it.

Enough to contaminate your spaceship
if I push this plunger.

Primitive, primitive, primitive.

But effective.
Now call him off.

I can afford to play this foolish game
with you for another 10 minutes...

and still meet my schedule.

But then, I'm afraid,
I'm going to have to call your bluff.

[ Chuckles ]
Ten minutes.

Primitive.
[ Pop ]

[ Exhales ]

- Are you picking up any signals?
- No, sir.

Stay close.
There's no telling what we'll run into.

Oh, and another thing--

Get him!

Your warning circuits
need an overhaul.

I am not programmed to warn
against windup dangers.

Come on.

What an inspiring sight.

Earth, William.

Terra firma.

But we're not gonna get anywhere
unless you help me with this.

- This board's stuck.
- Patience, my boy. I'm thinking.

We need a clear-cut course of action
once we get the door open.

And we must send help for your
dear family, of course, in due time.

- ## [ Jazz ]
- William!

Is that a small café
I see on the other side of the square?

Oh, yes, I do believe it is.
Lovely!

I shall have a quite enormous steak
smothered with mushrooms...

to bring me strength.

- Dr. Smith.
- Oh, very well, my boy.

Stand aside.

- [ Roaring ]
- Aaah!

[ Continues Roaring ]

- We took the key, didn't we?
- Maybe Mr. O.M. had another key.

What a terrible thought!

Quickly!
Quickly, William, quickly!

Hurry! Get the boards off!

Hurry! Hurry!

- It won't budge.
- Pull!

Oh, dear! Oh!

Ah! There it is!

Now this one!

- [ Roaring Continues ]
- Aaah!

Here he is!
Stop him. Stop him!

- Get him. Get him!
- Oh, no! No!

Please! No!

Please, Mr. O.M.
Don't let the monster hurt Dr. Smith.

All right, that's enough.
That's enough.

- Oh, spare me. Spare me!
- Take him away.

- Oh, dear!
- [ Roaring ]

If there's anything I despise,
it's a whiny toy.

You wanted to go through that door,
but you didn't. Why?

I couldn't let the monster
hurt Dr. Smith.

He wanted to go through,
but he didn't.

He could not have
opened the door...

because only the pure of heart can open
the door between the two dimensions.

And a toy has no heart.

But he did open it.

Therefore--

Therefore...

you must be... a boy?

Yes, sir.

I'm a boy.

A boy! A real boy!

Indeed it is!
It is indeed!

My prayers have been answered.

Oh, there are great things
in store for you here.

I'm going to teach you my craft.
You'll be my helper.

There are so many machines to attend to,
and my eyes aren't as good as they once were.

No, sir, I can't stay. I have to get back
to my family and Dr. Smith.

He will be shipped out immediately.

Make no mistake, boy. This is my world,
and what I say is going to happen does happen.

And I say that you are going to stay.

- [ Beeping ]
- Oh, botheration.

- What's that?
- My alarm system.

Things are always
getting out of order.

Toys moving around, intruders.
Who knows?

What are you doing?

I'm getting things stationary.

I like things to be stationary.

Well, I must have a look.
Come along.

I'll take you to
your precious Dr. Smith.

Come on, come on, come on.
Don't dawdle, don't dawdle.

Here, here, here.

♪♪ [ Whistling ]

- What are you doing?
- Whistling.

[ Robot ]
I do not like dark places.

Can you blast us out?

[ O.M. Cackles ]
It's no use, it's no use. You can't get out.

I'm a pretty good cage builder,
if I have to say so myself.

Sturdy, sturdy, sturdy!

- Who are you?
- That is not the question.

Oh, my.
You're a very fine toy.

Where's your key?
How do you wind up?

I do not wind up,
nor do I run down.

I am powered by solar cells.

Incredible.

A toy that does not
have to be wound up.

Oh, I've been out of touch too long.

If you let us out of here...

I might arrange for you to get
all the solar batteries you need.

Toys that...

would not run down?

Oh, my. How the children
would love that.

Well, let us out of here
and I'll discuss it with you.

These toys are marvelous.
What did you make them out of?

Oh, flotsam and jetsam.

Things I had left over from
the Celestial Department Store.

The Celestial Department Store?

Yes, yes, yes, yes,
when they retired me.

They retired you when you can
do wonderful work like this?

Say, uh...

how would you like to have
your own workshop with everything in it?

Oh, I'd like it.
Yes, I'd like it.

Well, I can't promise,
but there's a very good chance.

Toys that would never run down.

How incredible.

You're not taking this machine,
Zumdish.

I'm very sorry,
but I've run out of time.

You can't! They're still in there!

They will have a few minutes
before the activator creates a vacuum.

Now step aside.

And then-- whoosh!

[ Loud Rumbling ]

- [ Rumbling Ceases ]
- Warning! Warning!

A vacuum activator
has been placed on the machine!

We've got to get out of here.
This whole place is about to be destroyed.

Vacuum activator? Destroyed?
I don't understand.

[ Will ]
Dad!

Son!

[ Rumbling Resumes ]

- [ Rumbling Ceases ]
- Please, Mr. O.M., let them out.

- They won't hurt anything.
- Oh, this is all too confusing.

Much too con--

Oh, all right!

All right.

I must go sit somewhere
and think this out.

There's no time for that.
We've got to get out of here now.

But I can't leave here.
Where would I work?

We'll get you another place,
a bigger, nicer place.

With those things that keep
the toys from running down?

I'm sure that can be arranged
if you just show us the way out.

That would be even better
than having strong springs.

Yes, much better.

Yes, much.

[ Rumbling Resumes ]

[ Robot ]
The circuits do not compute!

Here. You.

Place your hands on the frame of the panel.
Place your hands on the frame.

That's it.

Here. You.

You! Y-You're next!
Place your hands on the frame!

[ Frequencies Tuning ]

- Will! Turn it off! They're coming out!
- It can't be turned off.

[ Gasps ]

Where's Robinson?
You've got to get Robinson out.

In a minute.

All right, you go next.

Since next is also last,
we'll have to go together.

Place your hands on the frame.

- Dad, are you all right?
- Yes.

Go back to the ship
and tell them we're back.

[ Pop ]

Gotta get our detonator back
before he leaves.

- Who's that?
- A very nice old man.

And our salvation, I think.

[ Humming, Volume Increasing ]

[ Humming, Volume Increasing ]

So, this has been
one of the renegades...

who has been operating
our outmoded machines.

Not one of the renegades--
the only one.

That man, Zumdish,
operated all those machines.

And if it's caused a loss to
the Celestial Department Store...

we'll be very glad
to make it up out of profits.

Profits? What profits?

Well, the man's
an inventive genius.

[ Chuckles ]
We're gonna set up a factory here.

Uh, come here.

Give them a demonstration.
Make something.

You can, can't you?

- I have some instant toys.
- Good, go ahead.

- I think.
- You think?

Well, I always carry some with me...
somewhere.

Now, where did I-- wh--
where did I put them?

I had them--

Oh!
[ Chuckles ]

Here.
[ Chuckles ]

[ Beeping ]

He was in our machine, after all.

That gives the Celestial Department Stores
exclusive rights to him.

No, sir, the Celestial Department Store
gave up those rights...

when they retired him.

Retired him?
We retired him?

Nobody else did it,
so you must have done it.

Somebody's head
will roll for that.

You are a reasonable man, Professor Robinson.
You have nothing to give him.

We could supply him with his own department,
all the workers he needs.

And cells that never run down?
I must have cells that never run down.

Everything you need, my good man.

Full reinstatement. [ Pop ]
Top salary. How do you like that?

Professor Robinson,
you surely won't stand in his way.

Whatever's satisfactory to Mr. O.M.
is certainly all right with me.

- Well, then, everything is done.
- [ Both Laughing ]

My dear Mr. O.M. ...

there's no need
to rush into anything.

You need the services of a good
business manager. May I offer mine?

You. Out. Out!

Come, our business is finished.
Let us go.

Not quite, Zumdish.
We want our detonator back.

Oh, that fissure business.

There's a simple way
to stop that, you know.

We run into them all the time
and have to be prepared.

Uh, it so happens
I have a device in my ship...

that ordinarily sells for, uh--

Well, let's call this...

a free sample, huh?

[ Chuckling ]

Lower away.

That's it. Straight.

Right. Down. That's it.

That'll never work, Zumdish.

I don't know what shape that fissure is,
but it's certainly not round.

That's our Model 512 Deluxe Plug.

It will conform itself
to any shape opening.

There! There, that's it.

A perfect seal.

The vapor will dissipate
in a day or two.

In case you wish
to order another one...

remember the model number--

512 Deluxe.

Remember that
if you wish to reorder.

Deluxe.

[ Chuckling ]

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

[ Pop ]

Wrong again, Robinson.
That crazy plug is actually gonna work.

Smith, what I wouldn't give
to have seen you strung up like a puppet.

That must have been quite a sight.

It was indeed a sight, Major.

I was a charming toy,
so you may spare me your poisonous barbs.

They fall on deaf ears.

[ Both Laughing ]

Wait till you see this.

Oh, what a beautiful dress
for my old doll.

- Happy birthday, Penny.
- Well, I'm glad you like it, dear.

- I can't wait to see what O.M. left for me.
- Well, open it.

- [ John ] Uh-huh!
- Oh!

- [ Crash ]
- Oh!

I guess it's like
everything else he made.

But it's the thought that counts.

I think this is the best birthday
I've ever had.

[ Robot ] # Today is Penny's birthday
Today is Penny's birthday #

[ All Joining In ]
♪ Today is Penny's birthday ♪

♪ We wish you many more ♪

♪ We wish you many more
We wish you many more ♪

♪ Today is Penny's birthday
We wish you many more ♪

♪ We wish you many more
We wish you many more ♪

♪ Today is Penny's birthday
Today is Penny's birthday ♪

- # Today is Penny's birthday #
- Oh, the pain.

- The pain.
- # We wish you many more #

♪ Today is Penny's birthday
We wish you many more ♪♪

I never heard of using anything like that
to make rain, Dr. Smith.

Really, my dear boy, sometimes your ignorance
of atmospheric chemistry is appalling.

Making rain is no more difficult than making
light pastry, once you know the formula.

Formula for pastry:

flour, water, shortening,
and a light touch.

Formula for rain:

nimbus clouds, low pressure,
and a little bit of luck.

The odds are against you, Dr. Smith.

Spare me the warnings,
you jabbering Jeremiah...

and hand me the trisodium phosphorus.

There we are.

A little bit of this.

That should do it.

There we are.

You sure have a mean shake,
Dr. Smith.

If my calculations are correct,
and I'm quite sure they are...

the trajectory of this missile...

will end in a pinpoint landing
on a most promising mass of water vapor.

Then what'll happen?

The missile will explode,
causing instant condensation...

and a vigorous downpour of rain.

- We could sure use it.
- [ Robot ] Warning! Warning!

"Warning, warning," my foot.
What is it?

Your calculations
may not be accurate.

I suggest a thorough recheck,
just to be on the safe side.

- Oh, fiddle-dee-fie.
- You'd better listen to him, Dr. Smith.

Listen to a dippity dunce who doesn't
know enough to get out of the rain?

Indeed I will not.
Stand aside, my boy.

[ Whimpers ]

- Aaah! Ohh!
- Careful, Dr. Smith!

[ Gasps ]
Oh, dear.

Never fear.
Smith is here.

Zachary Smith, the rainmaker.

Come on, my boy.

Ready on the left.
Ready on the right.

Ready on the firing line.

Oh, no!
I think it's headed for the Jupiter!

- Ridiculous.
- [ Robot ] Will Robinson is correct.

Your calculations are snafu, Dr. Smith.

Oh, dear.

It's going to hit the ship.

Everybody, behind those rocks!
Quick!

[ Missile Approaching ]