All language subtitles for GUARDIANS of the GALAXY - S01 E12 - Crystal Blue Persuasion (720p - NF Web-DL)

From the belt to the plate!

Come on, Drax, you shouldn't have
even swung at that. It was a ball.

It is still a ball, Quill.
You told me to hit it.

I am Groot.

Yeah, Groot's right.

You told us we was
gonna make a diamond.

It's a baseball diamond, Rocket,

where you play baseball.

And you hit the ball
unless it's a bad pitch.

Then it's a ball, but only
if you don't try to hit it.

I do not understand this game.

Game? Game?

Baseball is more than a game.

It's a way of life.

In fact, it once saved my life.

Quill, the nav point from your star map?
It's moving.

- Toward us.
- Hang on, Gamora.

I'm about to impart
some Earth wisdom here.

Now the nav point is sending
out a distress beacon.

Hello? Earth wisdom. There
was this dog, okay?

Lived right next to the
field and he was huge.

Bigger than that one?

It's okay. I got this.

I'm super good with dogs.

They can smell fear, okay?
Everybody just stay calm.

Why doesn't anybody
listen to me?

There's the mutt. Grab him!

Huh?

Hey! Get away from
my boom box, Fido!

Here, boy. Hey.

Go fetch.

Look out!

Well, at least we don't have to
play that stupid game no more.

Come back with my ball!

Forget your stupid ball.
Quill, wait!

We need to figure out where
we've been teleported.

It's not about the ball.

It's about how I'm supposed to
be the leader of this team,

but no one listens
to a word I say.

No one listens to you? If
you had listened to me,

you would have known about
the nav point moving,

and about the distress call.

There was a distress call?

All right, so who's in distress?

I mean, there's nobody here but a
giant, slobbering baseball thief!

What is it, boy?
Huh, what is it?

Timmy in the well?

You know, on Earth that's
totally hilarious.

I can see why you don't go back.

Okay, ignoring the snide remark.

Checking out the
glowing pod thingies.

Whoa. A sleeping princess.

Huh. Just like in a fairy tale.

Ooh.

You would dare take such
liberties with Medusa,

Queen of the Inhumans?

Hey, it was just
one little kiss.

Let go of me, beast!

I am a married woman. My husband
would have words with you.

- I won't say anything if you won't.
- Neither will he.

All right, knuckleheads.

I followed the tracking beacon
in Quill's helmet this far.

But I can't get a
solid fix on it now.

Quill! Gamora!

I am Groot.

Forget it, guys. This place
looks like a ghost town.

Drax the Destroyer
does not fear ghosts.

I mean, it's empty.
Like your head.

- I am Groot.
- Good point.

Maybe we can empty this
city of a few treasures.

What?

It's not like there's anybody
here to use the stuff.

We cannot take these statues.

You're absolutely right, Drax.

We gotta find out what
they're made of first.

Don't want to waste our time hauling
around a bunch of worthless rocks.

I am Groot.

Hey, these rocks are alive.

And they're pretty cheesed off!

I will remove the remainder
of their cheese.

I am Groot.

I am Groot, I am
Groot, I am Groot!

Got my own problems here.

Whoa!

Now I'd like some answers.

Who sent you? Are you Kree?

Nobody sent us.

We were answering
your distress call

when that slobbering sofa
over there shanghaied us.

And he took my ball!

Is this true, Lockjaw?

But I sent no distress signal.

Somebody did.

Alpha primitives.
Cease this attack.

Back! Back, my loyal subjects.

Oh, this has all been a
terrible misunderstanding.

I am so very sorry
about all this.

I was expecting someone else.

I am Maximus, the Magnificent.

Supreme Leader of the Inhumans.

Okay. What's an Inhuman?

Many thousands of years ago
on a planet called Earth,

the Kree experimented on a
tribe of prehistoric humans.

- They...
- Wait, you're from Earth?

Great, tell her about baseball.
It's super important, right?

I know nothing of baseball.

Okay, she is not from Earth.

These experimental Inhumans

became hyper-evolved,
genetically superior.

They were feared and hated
by their primitive brethren,

and forced to live in seclusion.

Those were my ancestors who built
this marvelous city, Attilan.

It was then that they discovered
the Terrigen Crystals

in the caverns beneath the city.

Exposure to the crystals gave us
each unique and amazing powers.

- Like the hair thing?
- Like the hair thing.

Hidden from the world, we
Inhumans lived in peace.

Until three decades ago,
when the plague appeared.

Plague?

The plague slowly turns our
bodies into Terrigen Crystal.

It only affects Inhumans.
Including Lockjaw.

Aw, who's a poor puppy!

You've seen the effect on our servant
class, the Alpha Primitives.

The plague made them
nearly indestructible.

Their strength increased
a hundred-fold.

But for the rest of us, the
plague would prove quite fatal.

Until now. After years of tireless
work, I, Maximus, have found a cure.

Soon I will have enough of the serum
to save the rest of my family.

Even Black Bolt, my
poor mute brother.

Since it was the Kree who
created the Inhumans,

we hoped they might
help us find a cure.

We placed ourselves in stasis and
launched our city into the stars.

My husband.

The king is missing.

And so is his rat of
a brother, Maximus.

Lockjaw, to Maximus' lab.

Wait.

Who's Maximus again?

Hey, it's Quill and Gammy.

And the kidnapping pooch.

And some lady having a
seriously weird hair day.

Maximus the Mad.
Where is Black Bolt?

What have you done with
my husband, the king?

- I thought you was the king.
- By rights, I should be.

I isolated the Terrigen plague.
I found the cure.

While this one said
nothing, did nothing.

Until he himself
succumbed to the threat.

Black Bolt is unworthy
of the crown.

Maximus is the true
savior of the Inhumans.

Okay. Good luck with that.

We're just gonna take our
friends and head out.

You found a cure but you
refused to share it

unless you were crowned
Supreme Ruler.

We would rather
succumb to the plague

than yield to your
insane grab for power.

You deceived us. Why would
you do such a thing?

It was nothing personal, friend.

I had to do something to
keep you from interfering

until I completed my
greatest invention.

Behold!

Complete and total mind control.

Obey me, my brother.
Destroy them!

Destroy them all!

You will not harm my friends!

No!

Finally, one of you will
listen to what I say.

So, you're the hair
lady's husband, huh?

For the record, dude,
I never touched her.

Black Bolt, obey your
brother and true king.

Destroy them!

Bravo! Well done, my puppet.

Fight Maximus'
control, my husband.

No mind is as
resilient as yours.

No will so strong.

Okay, you guys draw
Black Bolt away.

I'll take out Maximus and
get the mind control gizmo.

Or you two could just
ignore my awesome plan,

and totally do your
own thing, as usual.

Hey, puppy, puppy!

Can you zap me over behind Maximus, huh?
Can you, boy?

Didn't Medusa tell you?

We Inhumans are stronger,
faster, smarter.

Far superior to any human.

I'm warning you. Don't
make me open this box.

There's a weapon inside that
can wipe out the whole city.

Really? Oh, this I must see.
Open it, open it!

No, okay, you're not getting it.
We'll all be vaporized instantly.

How exciting! Open it, now!

My eyes! My eyes!

See? See, that's what happens to
people who don't listen to me.

Now let's see about that helmet.

Quill, quit feeding the plant
the Cosmic Seed energy.

It's not your fault, my love.

You weren't under
your own control.

I am Groot.

Maximus got away, but I got
his mind control gizmo.

Are you all right, Black Bolt?

Eh, not much of a
conversationalist, huh?

Still, we should get the other
mind control piece off your head.

Don't touch it!

My husband's power
is in his voice.

That is why he dares not speak.

Even the slightest whisper
can level a city.

Ahhh.

He has trained all his
life to remain silent,

but the antenna helps
him focus his energies.

If it were damaged...

Then say hello to oblivion. Got it.
Nobody touches the antenna.

The plague. It is spreading.

When you opened the box it made
the crystals grow like crazy.

It made the...

That's awesome!

I do not think that word means
what you think it means.

No, hear me out. If Cosmic Seed
energy made the plague worse,

then removing it
should make it better.

And we all know my boom box
absorbs Cosmic Seed energy.

See? Awesome...

Ahhh!

Ly disappointing.

Okay. Wait, unless there's another
source of Cosmic Seed energy nearby.

As in the Cosmic Seed itself.

It could be right
here under our feet.

Oh, flarg! Not this again.

But if I'm right, then all we have to do
is put the Seed back in the boom box.

Box sucks up all the Seed energy,
crystals stop growing out of control...

Boom! No more plague.

You've never even seen the Cosmic Seed.
You don't know how it would react.

You know, fine.

If you don't want to look for the
Seed, I'll find it on my own.

I'm sick of you guys not
listening to me anyway.

Excuse me, Your Royalness, but
I'm trying to save your people.

The Guardians of the Galaxy.

- This is a pleasant surprise.
- Ahhh.

I told you I was
expecting someone else.

Maximus! What have you done?

Just what you wanted.

I have formed an
alliance with the Kree.

I give them an
invincible crystal army,

and in return, Attilan becomes
part of the Kree Empire,

with myself as Supreme
Leader, of course.

Is that what he told you?
He can't do that!

Ronan's an outlaw even
among his own people.

You cut a deal with the one guy in
the galaxy who's crazier than you!

No. No! Enough of your lies.

Alpha Primitives, attack!

That's right. You
want a piece of me?

These things just keep coming.

The plague has weakened us.

Yield, Inhuman.

You cannot hope to overpower
my universal weapon.

Hey! I need that!

I believe this device belongs to me.
Thank you.

By divine right, I
proclaim myself

Maximus the Magnificent,
Supreme Ruler of the Inhumans.

Accuser Ronan. I hereby swear eternal
loyalty and fealty to the Kree Empire.

Get out of my sight, you filth.

But I... I don't understand.

You promised me an
invincible army,

and present me with
these abominations!

As Accuser of the Kree Empire, I declare
that this vile, debased city be cleansed.

No. You can't do this to me.

I'll make my brother stop you.
With a word, a single syllable,

he will annihilate...

Black Bolt, you
will order your pet

to teleport you to the Terrigen
Crystal chamber beneath the city.

- And take Quill with you.
- What did I do?

I owe you a... What
did you call it?

Dance-off.

However, I will keep
the Crypto-Cube.

As soon as my ship
reaches a safe distance,

I will order Black
Bolt to scream,

ridding the universe
of this unclean city,

and the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Let me get this straight.

We're all gonna get blown to atoms
because Ronan's gonna make a guy yell?

Maximus, if you give
Black Bolt the cure,

perhaps he'll be strong enough
to fight off the mind control.

I'd rather be vaporized than
bow to my brother yet again.

The Cosmic Seed's
not here either.

Oh, man, now those guys are
never gonna listen to me.

Black Bolt, make the
so-called Star-Lord dance.

No. No, no. No, no, come on. Your
Highness, you don't want to do this.

You're a sick man, remember?
You should probably rest.

Have you tried chicken soup? No!

Huh. Hey, puppy.

You can zap me out
of here, right?

Come on. Good boy.

What's your secret, man?

I mean, everybody listens to you
and you don't even say anything...

The Terrigen cavern
is just ahead.

Our only chance is to remove Black
Bolt's mind control device.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. So now you
want to mess with his antenna

and risk blowing us all up?

Oh, I doubt you'll even get
the opportunity to try.

Alpha Primitives. Attack!

Bravo! A front row seat
for the apocalypse.

That should be far enough.

Now, Black Bolt. Scream.

Black Bolt, listen.

If you have to scream, just make the dog
take you where you can't hurt anybody.

Dude, just think about
something else.

Like baseball.

Seriously? How can you people come
from Earth and not know baseball?

You had him fetch
me the boom box?

But the energy in here
makes the plague worse.

It'll kill you, which I guess
would save Attilan, but...

Wait. You think it can absorb the
Cosmic Seed energy from the crystals?

You were listening to me!

The plague. It's gone.

Huh?

Yeah, I pretty much
saved the day, again.

You're welcome.

Do what you must, my love.

Something is wrong.

Attilan should be
annihilated by now.

Huh?

Never.

Mmm. Ronan will
have his revenge!

Oh, the irony.

Foiled by the great Star-Lord

who can't find what he seeks
with a map and both hands.

The further he goes, the
farther away he gets.

- Wait. What did he mean by that?
- Come on, Quill. The guy's a whack job.

Guardians of the Galaxy,

in gratitude for
all you have done,

we offer you the full
hospitality of the royal palace

for as long as you wish to stay.

That's a really generous
offer, Your Highnesses,

but we're kind of on a mission.

We're following this map to
find this Cosmic Seed thing.

Okay, every other time the boom
box absorbed Cosmic Seed energy

it showed us a new
coordinate on the map.

This time there's nothing.

We Inhumans find ourselves
at a crossroads as well.

With the plague cured,
we must now decide

whether to return to Earth or
seek out our creators, the Kree.

So your treasure map just
led us to one big dead end.

- Where to now?
- I don't know.

I finally got you all
to listen to me, and...

I don't have anything to say.

Baseball. See? The dog gets it.

And here's the pitch!