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Hey, do you have
any of that, um,
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poisonous deodorant
in your bag?
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I do, but if you're just
gonna throw it away,
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I'll give you
the cheap stuff.
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I stayed at Tanzy's
last night,
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and I don't have time to go home
and shower before work.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Are we on the walk of shame
right now?
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You know what?
We are.
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Don't get excited.
It's casual.
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Guys, will you wait
for me?
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I have a pebble
in my shoe.
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[ Screams ]
Oh, my God!
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Calm down.
What's happening?
Wow.
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Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no!
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I just got flashed!
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What, really?
Is this your first one?
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[ Sighs ] That man
in the tan trench --
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he just showed me
his ding-a-ling.
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Oh. What is
he working with?
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I don't know!
I didn't look at it.
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I think he might be
European.
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Oh.
Oh. Okay.
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♪♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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I mean, I just assumed that
Brian would want me to plan it.
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It's Lila's first birthday
without her mother.
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Plus, I have that relationship
with Party City.
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Well, maybe he doesn't
want a lecture
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on how piñatas are
culturally insensitive.
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I mean, it's just papier-mâché with candy up the butt.
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Yeah, well, to you it is.
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Are my birthday parties
bad?
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There's too much cheese.
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I would never serve cheese.
It sweats.
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No, not you. Jodie.
Um, um, Donna.
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Things are
blowing up here.
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Okay, and do you think
that this flan looks like
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it's ready to just go
close the show?
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I-I'm not in charge of dyeing
the fake food to perfection.
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That's above
my pay grade.
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You know, maybe I'm being
too sensitive about the party.
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Here we go.
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Honey caramel hair spray.
Have at it.
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I think it's just because I'm in a mood
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because I gained four pounds
since last week.
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No, you're gorgeous.
Oh!
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I was so close
to my goal weight.
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I had thigh gap
and everything.
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That's too much.
You're gorgeous.
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And now my affair with Matt
is put off till TBD.
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I can't even fit into
the leggings
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I want him to rip off of me
and throw across the room
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in reckless abandon.
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Um, what are you getting Lila
for her birthday?
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Can I piggyback
on your gift?
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Oh, yeah, sure.
No, I got her this great,
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fun, educational --
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Oh, my God, no.
Stop, stop.
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I want her to like me.
Never mind.
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Ugh! I've gotta go.
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I wrote "thigh gap"
on my calendar.
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Listen, I know that you know,
but I just have to say,
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please don't tell anybody
about this thing with Matt,
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even though it's TBD.
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Who am I gonna tell?
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Come on. [ Laughs ]
Bye.
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[ Hums ]
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[ Ringing ]
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Woman: Hello?
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Coleen?
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It's Devon.
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Is, um -- Is Coleen --
Is she there?
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Uh, I think you have the wrong number.
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Well, it's in my contacts,
so maybe you're --
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maybe you're at
the wrong number.
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I just got this phone for my 16th birthday.
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Well, happy birthday.
You got my dead friend's number.
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Oh, yuck.
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Yeah.
Yeah, "yuck" is right.
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I am going to
figure this out,
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and I'm gonna
call you right back.
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Why?
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Because you have
my dead friend's number.
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Oh, yeah.
I gave up the plan.
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You gave up the plan?
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What is wrong with you?
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Well, she's not exactly
using it anymore, is she?
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[ Chuckles ]
Well, I'm using it.
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I mean, I-I-I call
and leave her messages.
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I update her on everything.
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I talk smack with her.
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She loves it.
Can you please get it back?
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Can't you just try talking up to
the heavens like everyone else?
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Oh, grow up, Brian!
There's nobody up there!
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I need a voicemail,
and I need a beep.
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Scanners beeping ]
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Flax twist?
Mm.
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00:03:01,073 --> 00:03:02,830
No, flax is
not my thing.
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But you have it.
Oh, for me?
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Little bit -- Little --
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Eat the damn dirt stick!
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[ Groans ]
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[ Both laugh ]
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[ Door slams ]
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You know, that could have
gone either way.
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There was a scenario where he
wanted to be involved in this,
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by the way.
No.
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Rudy would never stay.
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He hates
the human condition.
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You know, I did, too.
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But you're the first person who
hasn't disgusted me in so long.
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Babe!
It's true.
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Oh! Thank you.
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[ Cellphone chimes ]
Oh, hang on.
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Oh, shoot.
What?
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I have to help my friend
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with his kid's birthday party
tonight.
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What? You were supposed to
come over.
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I know. I forgot.
I have the apartment
to myself.
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It's really rare
that all seven roommates
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are out
at the same time.
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Okay, Snow White,
I'll come after.
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Okay.
Okay.
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Cool.
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♪ Ion have your number,
I ain't save it ♪
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♪ New phone, who dis? ♪
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[ Clears throat ]
Um...
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abduction is when you pull
towards the midline of the body.
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Nope. Away.
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You pull away
from the midline.
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I'm so sorry.
I'm just -- I'm --
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I'm really
in my head today.
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What's wrong?
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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It's kind of you to pretend that
I'm not wearing an ankle sock
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and a crew sock that I've pushed
down to look like an ankle sock.
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Never would have noticed.
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It's just --
It's embarrassing, you know?
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I mean, you're --
you're this perfect woman,
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and everything about you
is so beautiful,
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and I can't even find
two socks that go together.
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You should see my room.
It is so unorganized.
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You know, I got so many
cool clothes for Christmas.
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I can't find any of them.
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I love organizing.
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I mean, I could come over
and help you...
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if you want, of course.
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Really? You --
I mean, you'd do that for me?
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Well, yeah.
Well, I mean, I have a project
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that just fell through,
so I have the time.
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Plus, I can get
all the stuff.
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I have a relationship with
Storage Surplus, so...
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Wow.
Lucky Storage Surplus.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Voicemail beeps ]
Hey, Devon.
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It's Amy from before --
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the one with the dead friend.
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So, listen, Coleen was
my best friend,
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and I've been calling
this number every day
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for the past 20 years,
and even though she's gone now,
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I still -- I still call her,
you know,
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to keep her in the loop
and update her on things,
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and it's kind of my way of --
of keeping her alive.
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I mean, it's cheesy.
I-I know.
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And I'm -- I'm --
I'm ridiculous.
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But I just -- I would love
to get this number.
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00:05:16,224 --> 00:05:17,298
I would love to keep
this number, you know?
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I'm sure you can understand.
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[ Voicemail beeps ]
Hey, so, I-I know that
you kids today
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probably don't, you know,
check your voicemail.
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So I'm just leaving this, uh,
message to let you know
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that I'm gonna -- I'm gonna
just shoot you a text.
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[ Voicemail beeps ]
You didn't respond to my text,
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but I saw the bubble,
so I know you got it.
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Um...what's going on here,
Devon?
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[ Voicemail beeping ]
Hey, Devon.
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Hey, Devon.
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Hey, Devon.
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[ Voicemail beeps ]
Hey, Devon. It's Amy.
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Uh, look, you really don't
want this number.
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I mean, Coleen was very nice
to telemarketers.
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[ Voicemail beeps ]
Hey. It's Amy.
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[ Voicemail beeps ]
Hey, Devon.
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What up, girrrrrl?!
[ Chuckles ]
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[ Voicemail beeps ]
What else?
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She was the kind of friend that
even if you got in a huge fight,
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she wouldn't let you
leave the house in an outfit
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that made you look like trash.
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I mean, if you have
one friend like that...
Hon?
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...in your entire life --
You doing okay?
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Just go! Go, go, go.
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No, no, no.
Where are you going?
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Male voice:
Mailbox is full.
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Oh, come on.
197
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Can you please
just help me
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get Col's number back
from this random teenager?
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I know it's hard,
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but maybe you should think about
letting the number go?
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Just call Jodie or Sarah.
202
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No. Th-- I need to talk
about them, and you.
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Come on, Henry.
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Can't one of them help you
get the number back?
205
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Sarah can be terrifying
when she wants to be.
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They don't know
that I call her, okay?
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I don't want them
copying me.
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Can't you just, like,
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call Devon and offer her
some money
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or beer or molly?
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Well, I'm not gonna call
a teen girl and offer her drugs.
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You see the problem there,
right?
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Yeah, yeah, yes.
Fine, fine.
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You know what?
I'll just have Donna do it.
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It'll give her someone new
to cyber-stalk.
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She's run out of
Kardashians.
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Look what I got
at Storage Surplus.
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Sock clips.
They'll never be apart again.
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So, what do you say
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we spice up
our sexy times tonight?
221
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Is it Tuesday already?
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Maybe we try something
different this week.
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Like moving sex
to Wednesdays?
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I bowl on Wednesdays.
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[ Soft music plays ]
Oh, he's her stepbrother.
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They're not related by blood,
so it's okay.
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Stepsibling genre has
really cornered the market.
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Alright.
This is my favorite part.
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Watch.
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Stepsister: Aren't you supposed to be in school?
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Now, why did he eat
all of her cereal?
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Shh, shh,
shh, shh, shh!
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Oh, yeah.
Now, that's my type.
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She's blond.
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Natural one.
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Stepbrother: She's home. Now you're in trouble.
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Ugh. Gross.
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I mean, no way she's the mom.
She's 25.
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I'm gonna put --
put this away
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in the...bathroom.
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[ Sighs ]
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Oh, yeah.
Eat that cereal, blondie.
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The story
doesn't make sense!
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[ Groans ]
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♪♪
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Oh, and the, uh,
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"So sorry about your wife,
Brian."
248
00:08:04,726 --> 00:08:06,559
Ugh. The head tilt.
Yeah.
249
00:08:06,561 --> 00:08:08,469
"Mm. Oh, Sarah,
250
00:08:08,471 --> 00:08:10,714
how are you holding up
since the divorce, huh?"
251
00:08:10,716 --> 00:08:12,139
Ooh.
The sympathetic pout.
252
00:08:12,141 --> 00:08:13,717
Mm-hmm.
Makes me violent.
Yeah.
253
00:08:13,719 --> 00:08:16,310
Hey, Brian, why didn't you ask
Jodie to help you with this?
254
00:08:16,312 --> 00:08:17,496
I'll tell you what.
Here's the deal with Jodie --
255
00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:19,723
she's a little much
when it comes to parties.
256
00:08:19,725 --> 00:08:21,166
No.
Yeah.
257
00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:22,483
You know, she always wants to
have a theme.
Mm.
258
00:08:22,485 --> 00:08:23,910
I mean, pretty much this year,
the theme is, uh,
259
00:08:23,912 --> 00:08:25,895
"My wife died.
Here's a goodie bag."
260
00:08:25,897 --> 00:08:27,339
Yeah. Good move.
261
00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:29,399
Are we all done here?
'Cause if we are, I'm gonna --
262
00:08:29,401 --> 00:08:30,992
I'm gonna take off,
if that's okay.
263
00:08:30,994 --> 00:08:32,159
Yeah.
Go have a night.
264
00:08:32,161 --> 00:08:34,495
Alright.
I'll be fine.
265
00:08:34,497 --> 00:08:35,588
Um, okay.
266
00:08:35,590 --> 00:08:37,164
Brian, what are these?
267
00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:39,259
Oh, this is my sad attempt
268
00:08:39,261 --> 00:08:41,186
at Coleen's
Rice Krispie snowmen.
269
00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,428
She had them
on the party list.
270
00:08:42,430 --> 00:08:44,022
Wasn't planning on having
me make them,
271
00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:46,099
but I think they turned out
okay, though, right?
272
00:08:46,101 --> 00:08:48,585
I think they're beautiful.
273
00:08:48,587 --> 00:08:50,195
But why don't we just
give them a zhuzh?
274
00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,847
Just like a little...
Uh...
275
00:08:52,849 --> 00:08:55,091
They don't look
so bad.
276
00:08:55,093 --> 00:08:57,610
Don't want to put zhuzh
on top of my zhuzh.
277
00:08:57,612 --> 00:08:59,204
Over-zhuzh 'em.
278
00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:02,541
♪ Farmers get snaky when
their soft fruit gets ripe ♪
279
00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:04,209
[ Sighs ]
280
00:09:05,287 --> 00:09:07,028
Alrighty.
Let's fix this.
281
00:09:07,030 --> 00:09:10,031
[ Sighs ]
That girl is so needy.
282
00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:13,126
♪♪
283
00:09:13,128 --> 00:09:16,796
Alright!
This is where the magic happens.
284
00:09:16,798 --> 00:09:18,782
Not really.
285
00:09:18,784 --> 00:09:20,800
[ Sighs ]
286
00:09:20,802 --> 00:09:22,060
I love it.
287
00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,286
[ Chuckles ]
Yeah.
288
00:09:23,288 --> 00:09:25,546
Oh!
You're so cute!
289
00:09:25,548 --> 00:09:28,141
Oh, yeah. That --
That's at my uncle's gym.
290
00:09:28,143 --> 00:09:29,734
Kind of runs
in the family.
291
00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,294
Oh!
292
00:09:31,296 --> 00:09:34,239
So,
you ready to see it?
293
00:09:37,894 --> 00:09:39,744
The socks.
Yeah.
294
00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:40,987
Yes.
Yeah. Okay.
295
00:09:40,989 --> 00:09:43,731
They're just...
right in here.
296
00:09:43,733 --> 00:09:44,991
Oh. Fun.
Yeah.
297
00:09:44,993 --> 00:09:47,085
There's a lot of orphans
in there, so sorry.
298
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,462
I got you.
Okay.
299
00:09:52,984 --> 00:09:55,093
Alright. Oh.
300
00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,822
Um...
301
00:09:58,824 --> 00:10:00,432
Okay.
Okay.
302
00:10:03,419 --> 00:10:05,328
Oh, I, uh...
303
00:10:05,330 --> 00:10:06,921
I thought these
were fun.
304
00:10:06,923 --> 00:10:07,939
Oh, these are
so much fun!
305
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,999
Aren't they fun?!
Yes!
306
00:10:10,001 --> 00:10:11,926
Look at these.
307
00:10:11,928 --> 00:10:13,111
So --
These are amazing.
308
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,446
Do you just
clip them together?
309
00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:17,173
Yeah, they're little --
But they're little couples.
310
00:10:17,175 --> 00:10:18,691
That's perfect.
311
00:10:18,693 --> 00:10:20,026
Hand me your tube socks.
312
00:10:20,028 --> 00:10:22,695
Oh. Uh, okay.
Um...
313
00:10:22,697 --> 00:10:24,697
There's one.
314
00:10:24,699 --> 00:10:26,625
And there's two.
315
00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,460
Um...
316
00:10:31,189 --> 00:10:33,781
Give me
your dress socks.
317
00:10:33,783 --> 00:10:35,708
Um...
oh, there's a good one.
318
00:10:35,710 --> 00:10:36,860
Thanks.
319
00:10:36,862 --> 00:10:38,528
Um, oh. Alright.
320
00:10:38,530 --> 00:10:42,382
[ Tears for Fears'
"Head Over Heels" plays ]
321
00:10:42,384 --> 00:10:44,367
I'm four pounds away
from my goal weight.
322
00:10:44,369 --> 00:10:45,702
No, no, no, no.
You're perfect.
323
00:10:45,704 --> 00:10:47,294
Look at your muscle tone.
324
00:10:47,296 --> 00:10:49,038
Those curtsy lunges you've been
doing have really been working.
325
00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,315
Oh!
[ Panting ]
326
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,208
If I had known this was gonna
happen, I would have, uh,
327
00:10:52,210 --> 00:10:53,226
worn better underwear.
328
00:10:53,228 --> 00:10:55,561
Just gonna do something
real quick.
329
00:10:55,563 --> 00:10:58,564
♪♪
330
00:10:58,566 --> 00:11:00,082
Nice.
331
00:11:00,084 --> 00:11:01,493
Okay. You're about to
burn a lot of calories,
332
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,495
so make sure you drink
a lot of water today.
333
00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:07,499
♪ Something happens
and I'm head over heels ♪
334
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:11,577
♪ I never find out
till I'm head over heels ♪
335
00:11:11,579 --> 00:11:13,487
Oh. Oh!
336
00:11:13,489 --> 00:11:15,064
♪ Something happens
and I'm head over heels ♪
337
00:11:15,066 --> 00:11:17,658
Oh! Oh! Okay.
338
00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:21,162
♪ Ah, don't take my heart,
don't break my heart ♪
339
00:11:21,164 --> 00:11:24,224
♪ Don't, don't,
don't throw it away ♪
340
00:11:25,593 --> 00:11:28,627
Amy: Donna, are you sure
this is the right place?
341
00:11:28,629 --> 00:11:29,929
Donna: Just trust me.
342
00:11:29,931 --> 00:11:33,841
That 5-foot-3-inches of ginger is there.
343
00:11:33,843 --> 00:11:35,360
Bingo.
344
00:11:36,679 --> 00:11:37,921
Gotcha, Red.
345
00:11:37,923 --> 00:11:40,448
Apology accepted.
346
00:11:43,595 --> 00:11:45,019
Devon.
347
00:11:45,021 --> 00:11:46,612
We need to talk.
348
00:11:46,614 --> 00:11:48,765
Um, okay.
Who are you?
349
00:11:48,767 --> 00:11:50,024
Are you someone's mom?
350
00:11:50,026 --> 00:11:51,543
What, is that supposed to be
an insult?
351
00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:54,103
No. I'm Amy, the one
with the dead friend
whose number you stole.
352
00:11:54,105 --> 00:11:55,362
Okay, you might
recognize my voice
353
00:11:55,364 --> 00:11:57,239
from the 100 messages
I left you.
354
00:11:57,241 --> 00:11:58,791
So, are you, like,
stalking me?
355
00:11:58,793 --> 00:12:00,367
Oh, get over yourself,
Devon.
356
00:12:00,369 --> 00:12:02,962
No. I had my assistant
stalk you.
357
00:12:02,964 --> 00:12:07,058
Look...this number
means a lot to me,
358
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,285
so what's it gonna take?
359
00:12:09,287 --> 00:12:11,788
I feel bad.
I really want to help you.
360
00:12:11,790 --> 00:12:12,972
Great.
[ Chuckles ]
361
00:12:12,974 --> 00:12:14,548
Then we're done here.
Let's go.
362
00:12:14,550 --> 00:12:15,975
There's a -- There's a cellphone
kiosk at the mall.
363
00:12:15,977 --> 00:12:17,235
We can swap it out,
and then we can celebrate
364
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,811
with a chair massage
after.
365
00:12:18,813 --> 00:12:20,146
I can't. I'm sorry.
366
00:12:20,148 --> 00:12:22,315
I just gave my number
to this really hot guy,
367
00:12:22,317 --> 00:12:24,892
and he hasn't
called me yet, so...
368
00:12:24,894 --> 00:12:26,302
Okay,
how long has it been?
369
00:12:26,304 --> 00:12:28,229
Six days.
Six days?
370
00:12:28,231 --> 00:12:29,563
You're living in
a dreamworld, honey.
371
00:12:29,565 --> 00:12:31,975
If he hasn't called you by now,
he's not gonna.
372
00:12:31,977 --> 00:12:33,734
You don't know Kyle.
He's in the Marines.
373
00:12:33,736 --> 00:12:35,420
He's busy.
[ Sighs ]
374
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,480
Girl: Still in play!
Marines or not,
I'm pretty sure
375
00:12:37,482 --> 00:12:39,406
if you like someone,
you make time to call them.
376
00:12:39,408 --> 00:12:42,260
Okay. Right, ladies?
You can back me up on this.
377
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,004
These are terrible friends.
You have terrible friends.
378
00:12:45,006 --> 00:12:47,323
Kyle's in the Marines!
He's busy, okay?
379
00:12:47,325 --> 00:12:48,767
You believe that.
Wow, wow, wow.
380
00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:51,436
Coach: Can I help you, ma'am?
Oh, that's sad.
I'm going.
381
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,346
I am -- I'm going.
But here's the thing --
382
00:12:53,348 --> 00:12:55,999
[whispering] he's never
going to call you, okay?
383
00:12:56,001 --> 00:12:57,166
Never.
384
00:12:57,168 --> 00:12:58,777
So why don't you
do yourself a favor
385
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,094
and grow up,
gingerbread?
386
00:13:00,096 --> 00:13:02,113
Ma'am.
"Ma'am," yourself.
387
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,948
I'm going.
Thank you.
388
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,509
[ Engine starts ]
389
00:13:06,511 --> 00:13:09,028
Donna: Oh, my God. You know, you catch more flies with honey.
390
00:13:09,030 --> 00:13:10,955
Amy: I know, I know.
My -- My inner bully came out.
391
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,457
Just shut up, Donna.
392
00:13:16,445 --> 00:13:17,295
[ Children laughing ]
393
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,963
Brian:
Gifts in the gift pile.
394
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,799
Babies in the baby pile
outside.
395
00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:23,026
Amy: Oh.
Jodie's educational gift.
396
00:13:23,028 --> 00:13:25,053
Let's go outside.
397
00:13:25,864 --> 00:13:27,454
Okay.
398
00:13:27,456 --> 00:13:29,215
I warned those kids not to do
flips on the mini-tramp.
399
00:13:29,217 --> 00:13:30,975
Otherwise, they're gonna spend
the rest of their lives
400
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,035
hooked up to machines.
401
00:13:32,037 --> 00:13:33,553
Happy Lila's birthday.
402
00:13:33,555 --> 00:13:36,130
Happy Lila's birthday!
403
00:13:36,132 --> 00:13:38,708
Hey. Hey, green shirt,
put that down.
404
00:13:38,710 --> 00:13:39,876
I gotta go back outside.
405
00:13:39,878 --> 00:13:40,968
Those balls are
a choking hazard.
406
00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:42,303
Yeah. You've always been
against 'em.
407
00:13:42,305 --> 00:13:45,806
Together:
Happy Lila's birthday!
408
00:13:45,808 --> 00:13:47,141
[ Whispering ]
I need you.
409
00:13:47,143 --> 00:13:48,551
Okay. I don't think your gift
is big enough.
410
00:13:48,553 --> 00:13:49,994
Where's Dan?
[ Normal voice ]
Work emergency.
411
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,721
Oh, my God. Kidding.
God, I know he hates us.
412
00:13:51,723 --> 00:13:54,999
Something amazing happened,
and now I'm freaking out!
413
00:13:56,895 --> 00:13:59,486
What, what, what,
what, what?
414
00:13:59,488 --> 00:14:01,822
[ Sighs ]
415
00:14:01,824 --> 00:14:02,899
I had sex with Matt.
416
00:14:02,901 --> 00:14:04,008
What?!
417
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,085
Oh, my God.
Your affair is real.
418
00:14:06,087 --> 00:14:07,512
I thought you were just
a desperate housewife.
419
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,997
Wait. Why are you surprised?
I said I was gonna do it.
420
00:14:09,999 --> 00:14:11,074
I say I'm gonna kill myself
every day.
421
00:14:11,076 --> 00:14:12,499
I don't actually do it.
422
00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:14,093
Now...was it good?
423
00:14:14,095 --> 00:14:17,021
Like...
"The Time Traveler's Wife."
424
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,189
[ Gasps ]
It was magical!
425
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,265
I don't read.
426
00:14:19,267 --> 00:14:21,100
Can you tell me
if he gave me herpes?
427
00:14:21,102 --> 00:14:22,418
I'm sorry.
What? What? What?
It's only been an hour.
428
00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:24,195
How would I know
what herpes looks like?
429
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,271
Well, because you went on
the ski trip senior year.
430
00:14:25,273 --> 00:14:26,698
I thought
everybody got herpes.
431
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,848
No.
It's a miracle I dodged it.
432
00:14:27,850 --> 00:14:29,534
Can you?
No. I gotta go get Sarah.
433
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,369
I gotta go get Sarah.
She's an actual doctor.
No, no, no, no, no! No.
434
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,036
Please, no.
435
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,429
She's gonna be so upset,
436
00:14:33,431 --> 00:14:35,356
and I can't take that
on top of the herpes.
437
00:14:35,358 --> 00:14:37,024
Oh, God.
Okay, no, I'm -- I'm --
No, it could just be fleas!
438
00:14:37,026 --> 00:14:39,026
I'm getting her.
I'm getting her.
439
00:14:39,028 --> 00:14:40,962
Ooh. Au naturel.
440
00:14:42,031 --> 00:14:43,197
Why would you
have herpes?
441
00:14:43,199 --> 00:14:45,625
Who would have
given you herpes?
442
00:14:45,627 --> 00:14:47,460
Toilet seat. Dan.
443
00:14:47,462 --> 00:14:50,871
He's very into stepsiblings
with parents their same age,
444
00:14:50,873 --> 00:14:51,872
and he likes blondes.
445
00:14:51,874 --> 00:14:53,391
Okay.
Nice, right?
446
00:15:01,309 --> 00:15:02,609
What are you guys
talking about?
Hmm?
447
00:15:04,646 --> 00:15:06,796
Amy?
What, what?
448
00:15:06,798 --> 00:15:08,740
[ Sighs ] Fine.
449
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,483
I slept with Matt.
[ Gasps ]
450
00:15:10,485 --> 00:15:12,559
But you can't be mad, because
you love me unconditionally.
Jodie!
451
00:15:12,561 --> 00:15:14,078
[ Knock on door ]
-Not now!
-Not a good time!
452
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,638
-Come on in.
-We need our coats. The red one.
453
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,975
Okay. Alright. We need the,
um -- the red, red, puffy vest.
454
00:15:18,977 --> 00:15:20,476
There she is.
455
00:15:20,478 --> 00:15:21,994
Okay.
456
00:15:21,996 --> 00:15:23,663
Man: And my wife's is
the purple wool.
457
00:15:23,665 --> 00:15:24,830
Yeah.
Alright, alright, alright.
458
00:15:24,832 --> 00:15:26,165
And his wife had
the purple wool --
459
00:15:26,167 --> 00:15:28,927
purple wo-- No, yeah.
There it is. Great.
460
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:31,012
Suits you.
461
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,580
Uh, the door --
the door doesn't lock.
462
00:15:33,582 --> 00:15:35,749
Well, they took the locks off
after they had the baby.
463
00:15:35,751 --> 00:15:37,677
Really?
I did the opposite.
464
00:15:37,679 --> 00:15:39,604
So, what do you think?
465
00:15:41,015 --> 00:15:43,232
Do I have something
communicable?
466
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:44,925
Well, let's see.
467
00:15:44,927 --> 00:15:46,519
I think that
it's Lila's birthday.
468
00:15:46,521 --> 00:15:48,262
Her mother, our best friend,
is gone,
469
00:15:48,264 --> 00:15:50,764
and that I've been up all night
with Brian, planning this party,
470
00:15:50,766 --> 00:15:52,692
and now you're sitting here
with your bare ass
471
00:15:52,694 --> 00:15:54,101
on strangers' coats
472
00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:55,845
because you couldn't keep it
in your pants, Jodie.
473
00:15:55,847 --> 00:15:57,104
That's what I think.
474
00:15:57,106 --> 00:16:00,016
You helped plan this party
with Brian?
475
00:16:00,018 --> 00:16:02,794
That's what you got out of
what I just said?
476
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,462
And, yes, he called me.
477
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,373
Then it is Brian's fault that
I had the affair with Matt,
478
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:09,025
because if he had called me
to help plan the party,
479
00:16:09,027 --> 00:16:10,167
I wouldn't have
ended up at Matt's.
480
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:11,302
Yeah.
That makes sense.
481
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,304
I really respect the effort,
but, um, no.
482
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,381
That's a reach, Jodie.
Such a reach.
483
00:16:15,383 --> 00:16:17,958
It is your fault
that you have herpes.
484
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,143
[ Gasps ]
485
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,554
[ High-pitched ]
I have herpes?
486
00:16:21,556 --> 00:16:22,722
♪♪
487
00:16:22,724 --> 00:16:24,148
I'm not telling you.
488
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,876
[ Chuckles ]
489
00:16:26,878 --> 00:16:28,653
[ Sighs ]
490
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,229
[ Knock on door ]
Occupied!
491
00:16:30,231 --> 00:16:32,732
Henry: This party's dope.
Lila looks happy.
492
00:16:32,734 --> 00:16:35,142
Are you doing alright?
Yeah, no, I'm doing great.
493
00:16:35,144 --> 00:16:37,220
Yeah.
I thought I was gonna be
a puddle today,
494
00:16:37,222 --> 00:16:38,645
but, uh, no, I'm fine.
495
00:16:38,647 --> 00:16:40,481
Yeah. That's awesome.
I'm fine, bud. Yeah.
496
00:16:40,483 --> 00:16:41,332
Lila: Mama.
497
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,333
Where Mama?
498
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,044
Mama's not here,
but she loves Lila.
499
00:16:46,247 --> 00:16:48,840
That's what the grief book
said to say.
500
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,550
Mm.
501
00:16:52,904 --> 00:16:53,994
It's okay to cry, man.
502
00:16:53,996 --> 00:16:56,163
It's alright. I got it.
I don't.
503
00:16:56,165 --> 00:16:59,425
Oh. Let it out, buddy.
Let it out.
504
00:16:59,427 --> 00:17:01,335
[ Sniffles ]
505
00:17:01,337 --> 00:17:04,004
No, no. That's --
You don't need to do that.
506
00:17:04,006 --> 00:17:05,356
[ Both sniffling ]
507
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,750
[ Babies crying ]
Great,
we set off the babies.
508
00:17:07,752 --> 00:17:10,010
Hmm.
509
00:17:10,012 --> 00:17:12,012
Well, this is why I don't wear
white jackets.
510
00:17:12,014 --> 00:17:13,031
I already
got lipstick on it.
511
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,808
Sarah, you are withholding
a diagnosis.
512
00:17:15,810 --> 00:17:17,593
You took an oath.
513
00:17:17,595 --> 00:17:19,203
So did you.
514
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,875
It's not herpes.
Oh!
515
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:27,861
It's an allergic reaction to
dioxide in an off-brand soap.
516
00:17:27,863 --> 00:17:30,048
You guys!
It must be Matt's 3-in-1
517
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,957
shampoo, conditioner,
and body wash!
518
00:17:31,959 --> 00:17:33,276
[ Knock on door ]
I got sensitive skin.
519
00:17:33,278 --> 00:17:34,794
Amy: Oh, my God!
I said occupied!
520
00:17:34,796 --> 00:17:36,796
Sarah,
what the hell?
521
00:17:36,798 --> 00:17:37,889
Tanzy?
522
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,632
Why is this lady's
crotch out?
523
00:17:39,634 --> 00:17:40,725
Oh, she's not a lady.
524
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,134
Lady?
That must feel good.
525
00:17:42,136 --> 00:17:44,062
I'm Jodie.
Love your name.
526
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,064
Amy.
Beautiful face you have.
527
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,139
Well, thank you.
[ Chuckles ]
528
00:17:47,141 --> 00:17:48,441
How did you know
where I was?
529
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:51,127
Brian posted a picture
on Instagram and tagged you.
530
00:17:51,129 --> 00:17:52,812
Yeah.
Do not mess with Instagram.
531
00:17:52,814 --> 00:17:54,221
It will blow your spot
right up.
532
00:17:54,223 --> 00:17:56,465
I'm -- I'm sorry.
Why are you here?
533
00:17:56,467 --> 00:17:58,818
You know, I feel like
you've been avoiding me
534
00:17:58,820 --> 00:18:00,727
these past
couple of days.
535
00:18:00,729 --> 00:18:02,154
Not avoiding you.
536
00:18:02,156 --> 00:18:04,140
I just have things in my life
that you're not involved in.
537
00:18:04,142 --> 00:18:05,658
So, you know,
if we're gonna do this,
538
00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:07,919
you just have to keep it fun
and -- and casual.
539
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,313
Yeah.
But I really like you.
540
00:18:10,315 --> 00:18:12,239
Oh,
you really shouldn't,
541
00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:14,317
'cause I'm just
not in that place.
542
00:18:14,319 --> 00:18:18,003
My life is a mess right now,
and I-I kind of like it.
543
00:18:18,005 --> 00:18:19,155
Wow.
544
00:18:19,173 --> 00:18:20,932
You know, I can't believe
someone your age
545
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,491
is still playing games.
546
00:18:22,493 --> 00:18:24,585
Oh. My age?
547
00:18:24,587 --> 00:18:25,919
Oh, boy.
Yikes.
548
00:18:25,921 --> 00:18:27,754
Well, you are
in your 40s.
549
00:18:27,756 --> 00:18:28,848
Mm. Mm-hmm.
550
00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:30,683
-Oof.
-Oh, yeah.
551
00:18:30,685 --> 00:18:31,925
Get out!
552
00:18:31,927 --> 00:18:34,428
Out! Not 40s!
Alright.
553
00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:36,114
It's 40!
554
00:18:40,027 --> 00:18:41,861
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
555
00:18:41,863 --> 00:18:44,013
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
556
00:18:44,015 --> 00:18:45,181
She's so happy.
557
00:18:45,183 --> 00:18:47,441
♪ Well, it's all
thanks to you ♪
558
00:18:47,443 --> 00:18:49,352
You know you can stop
singing now, right?
559
00:18:49,354 --> 00:18:54,206
♪ If I do,
I'll start to cry ♪
560
00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:56,876
♪ So I'll sing
happy birthday ♪
561
00:18:56,878 --> 00:18:58,785
Yeah.
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
562
00:18:58,787 --> 00:19:01,030
Now that's gonna be
stuck in my head all day.
563
00:19:01,032 --> 00:19:02,214
Great job with the party.
564
00:19:02,216 --> 00:19:04,225
Oh, please.
Come on.
565
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,220
Don't hate me.
I really like him.
566
00:19:08,222 --> 00:19:11,298
I could never hate you,
sadly.
567
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:15,302
I just wish Diana would have
left me instead of cheating.
568
00:19:16,381 --> 00:19:20,216
♪ I don't know why
I just can't let it go ♪
569
00:19:20,218 --> 00:19:22,493
Last piece, bud.
[ Chuckles ]
570
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,220
God.
Okay.
571
00:19:24,222 --> 00:19:26,722
I know you think
I'm just being my crazy self,
572
00:19:26,724 --> 00:19:28,148
and that's fine.
573
00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:29,167
But being able
to talk to Coleen --
574
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,726
it was like
keeping her alive.
575
00:19:30,728 --> 00:19:32,395
And now it just feels like
I'm losing her all over again.
576
00:19:32,397 --> 00:19:35,915
So, um, I know
it's Lila's birthday,
577
00:19:35,917 --> 00:19:38,509
but I got you a surprise.
578
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,902
There you go.
579
00:19:39,904 --> 00:19:41,404
You got a flip phone.
580
00:19:41,406 --> 00:19:44,515
It has Col's number.
I got it back.
581
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,076
What?
582
00:19:47,078 --> 00:19:48,744
How did you do that?
583
00:19:48,746 --> 00:19:50,504
I just called that Devon girl
and scared the crap out of her.
584
00:19:50,506 --> 00:19:52,857
Mm.
[ Deep voice ]
This is Amy's dead friend.
585
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,099
[ Chuckles ]
That phone is cursed.
586
00:19:54,101 --> 00:19:55,893
I will give you cystic acne
and make sure
587
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:58,196
you never get invited
to prom.
588
00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,439
Oh!
[ Normal voice ]
I also, um...
589
00:20:00,441 --> 00:20:02,516
cobbled together
an outgoing message from, uh --
590
00:20:02,518 --> 00:20:06,037
from the messages she left
on our home phone.
591
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:08,097
We have a land line?
Yeah.
592
00:20:08,099 --> 00:20:10,449
No.
[ Laughing ]
I'm sorry.
593
00:20:10,451 --> 00:20:12,284
I kept it.
594
00:20:12,286 --> 00:20:15,771
[ Laughing ] Thank you,
for all of it.
595
00:20:15,773 --> 00:20:17,197
[ Chuckles ]
596
00:20:17,199 --> 00:20:19,942
This is the weirdest
best/worst birthday party
597
00:20:19,944 --> 00:20:21,794
I've ever been to.
I know.
598
00:20:21,796 --> 00:20:23,128
[ Sniffles ]
599
00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:25,556
I don't think I've ever
seen you cry.
600
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,725
Well, I cried at our wedding.
No, you didn't.
601
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,302
I cried right before.
Okay, that makes more sense.
602
00:20:30,304 --> 00:20:32,838
Yeah.
Alright,
I'm gonna go, um --
603
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,623
I'm gonna go
call Coleen.
604
00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:36,734
♪♪
605
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,111
I'm glad you're not dead.
606
00:20:39,964 --> 00:20:41,630
Me, too.
607
00:20:41,632 --> 00:20:43,132
[ Cellphone buzzes ]
608
00:20:43,134 --> 00:20:45,743
Hey, Col, it's me.
609
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,136
I'm at Lila's birthday party.
610
00:20:47,138 --> 00:20:49,989
It's weird and sad
that you're not here.
611
00:20:49,991 --> 00:20:51,231
But Lila's having a blast,
612
00:20:51,233 --> 00:20:54,085
so don't -- don't worry
about that.
613
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,829
Um, oh, hey, so --
so, listen to this.
614
00:20:56,831 --> 00:20:58,998
That trainer
that Jodie was seeing?
615
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,926
Yeah. [ Chuckles ]
They did it.
616
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,094
[ Cellphone buzzes ]
617
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,762
Oh, hang on. You're --
618
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,581
You're getting another call.
Hold on.
619
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:08,991
[ Cellphone beeps ]
620
00:21:08,993 --> 00:21:10,083
Hello?
621
00:21:10,085 --> 00:21:11,994
Devon? It's Kyle.
622
00:21:11,996 --> 00:21:13,437
I've been wanting to
call you for days.
623
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:16,499
I was deployed. It's really scary...
624
00:21:16,501 --> 00:21:17,683
No!
625
00:21:17,685 --> 00:21:18,851
Oh, my God.
626
00:21:18,853 --> 00:21:20,945
You are never gonna
believe this.
627
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,405
He called.
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