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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,399 --> 00:00:28,351 Hello, mummy. 2 00:00:28,351 --> 00:00:29,792 How are you, son? 3 00:00:29,792 --> 00:00:31,468 I am good. 4 00:00:31,468 --> 00:00:33,495 How are studies going? 5 00:00:33,495 --> 00:00:34,934 It's going well. 6 00:00:34,934 --> 00:00:38,625 Classes have begun. 7 00:00:38,625 --> 00:00:40,969 His routine will be disturbed. 8 00:00:40,969 --> 00:00:42,422 Let him sleep. 9 00:00:42,422 --> 00:00:46,230 You let the day pass and then call specifically at night. 10 00:00:46,230 --> 00:00:48,134 Tell me. 11 00:00:48,134 --> 00:00:49,759 Are you in good spirit? 12 00:00:49,759 --> 00:00:52,777 Yes, mummy. 13 00:00:52,777 --> 00:00:56,201 How do you manage to keep repeating the same question? 14 00:00:56,201 --> 00:00:58,027 Okay. 15 00:00:58,027 --> 00:00:59,897 I'll hang up then. 16 00:00:59,897 --> 00:01:00,864 Okay. 17 00:01:00,864 --> 00:01:19,724 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 18 00:01:19,724 --> 00:01:25,896 Are you revising 'coordinate' inside? 19 00:01:25,896 --> 00:01:37,115 Just two more minutes, bro. 20 00:01:37,115 --> 00:01:40,914 Did it fall? 21 00:01:40,914 --> 00:01:48,377 Did it fall? 22 00:01:48,377 --> 00:01:50,043 Did I tell you or not? 23 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:52,461 Jeetu Bhaiya and Physics can never be wrong. 24 00:01:52,461 --> 00:01:55,105 Bhaiya. Bhaiya. Once more. 25 00:01:55,105 --> 00:01:56,799 How many times did you pay the fees? 26 00:01:56,799 --> 00:02:03,324 What if I say 'once more'? 27 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:06,600 Look at that. He is feeling sleepy in class. 28 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,634 Am I that boring? 29 00:02:08,634 --> 00:02:11,100 I stole someone's wheel at 4:30 AM. 30 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:12,844 He may show up anytime. 31 00:02:12,844 --> 00:02:14,974 And this chap is all sleepy. 32 00:02:14,974 --> 00:02:16,121 Sorry, sir. 33 00:02:16,121 --> 00:02:20,085 - I could not sleep all night, so.. - What did you just say? Come again? 34 00:02:20,085 --> 00:02:24,650 - I could not sleep all night.. - No. No. Before that? 35 00:02:24,650 --> 00:02:26,183 Sorry, sir. 36 00:02:26,183 --> 00:02:28,579 Sir! 37 00:02:28,579 --> 00:02:30,677 Did everyone hear that? 38 00:02:30,677 --> 00:02:32,820 Sir. 39 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:35,365 Jeetu Bhaiya is no longer a 'Bhaiya' (brother). 40 00:02:35,365 --> 00:02:36,524 What am I now? 41 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:38,353 Sir! 42 00:02:38,353 --> 00:02:42,069 Batla sir and Rao sir aren't the only sirs. 43 00:02:42,069 --> 00:02:43,600 Even Jeetu Bhaiya is now a.. 44 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:45,122 Sir! 45 00:02:45,122 --> 00:02:46,110 You surely deserve a prize. 46 00:02:46,110 --> 00:02:47,402 - Come over. - Go. Go 47 00:02:47,402 --> 00:02:50,086 - Come. - Well done! 48 00:02:50,086 --> 00:02:53,875 The credit for my success goes to my mother Mrs. 49 00:02:53,875 --> 00:02:57,372 Sumitra.. 50 00:02:57,372 --> 00:03:01,659 Scoot! Go and wash your face. Go! 51 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:03,353 He wants to take my hard earned money. 52 00:03:03,353 --> 00:03:07,466 - You are so dramatic, Bhaiya. - Why shouldn't I be? 53 00:03:07,466 --> 00:03:11,346 I wasn't the Governor of Dramatics society IIT Kharagpur for nothing. 54 00:03:11,346 --> 00:03:13,298 Let's resume. 55 00:03:13,298 --> 00:03:15,506 - A beautiful damsel. - Yes, sir. 56 00:03:15,506 --> 00:03:56,433 Yes! Now you're all awake.. at the mention of 'damsel'. 57 00:03:56,433 --> 00:03:59,399 - Are the patties fresh, brother? - Certainly. 58 00:03:59,399 --> 00:04:27,562 Give me one. 59 00:04:27,562 --> 00:04:30,475 You are foregoing food for patties? 60 00:04:30,475 --> 00:04:32,750 It is not food. It is bullcrap! 61 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:35,998 Just a week away from home and you've turned foul-mouthed. 62 00:04:35,998 --> 00:04:37,892 Bullcrap is not a cuss word. 63 00:04:37,892 --> 00:04:39,230 It's a body product. 64 00:04:39,230 --> 00:04:40,306 Fertilizer. 65 00:04:40,306 --> 00:04:42,479 Agarwal sir used to utter it even in classroom. 66 00:04:42,479 --> 00:04:43,528 Give me pickle. 67 00:04:43,528 --> 00:04:44,441 Carry on. 68 00:04:44,441 --> 00:04:47,612 Uday, rather than learning hard work, discipline.. 69 00:04:47,612 --> 00:04:50,131 ..and punctuality, you choose to learn cuss words from Agarwal sir. 70 00:04:50,131 --> 00:04:52,348 And you... Munching patties all the time. 71 00:04:52,348 --> 00:04:54,060 You'll grow weaker if you skip meals. 72 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:55,923 If you grow weak you fall ill. 73 00:04:55,923 --> 00:04:57,977 And the children who fall ill within the first week.. 74 00:04:57,977 --> 00:05:00,295 ..are taken back home by their parents. 75 00:05:00,295 --> 00:05:02,620 And they never make it to IIT. 76 00:05:02,620 --> 00:05:06,598 Meena, I will fall ill even if I eat this food. 77 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:08,155 This is so oily. 78 00:05:08,155 --> 00:05:10,641 - Is oil free or what? - Speak softly. 79 00:05:10,641 --> 00:05:13,638 If Chandru hears then we'll get mixed vegetables of all the gourds for dinner. 80 00:05:13,638 --> 00:05:18,567 Including bitter gourd. 81 00:05:18,567 --> 00:05:19,989 Still drinking Bisleri? 82 00:05:19,989 --> 00:05:22,319 Meena. Not Bisleri. Aquafina. 83 00:05:22,319 --> 00:05:24,280 It's all the Bisleri's are the same. 84 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:27,425 Why are you squandering money? Drink this. 85 00:05:27,425 --> 00:05:29,451 The mess does not make the water. 86 00:05:29,451 --> 00:05:32,062 My thirst doesn't get quenched by this water. 87 00:05:32,062 --> 00:05:33,641 It is salty. 88 00:05:33,641 --> 00:05:35,816 - The Chambal water.. Is hard. - Is hard. 89 00:05:35,816 --> 00:05:37,549 I know. 90 00:05:37,549 --> 00:05:42,341 I've been hearing this for the past week. 91 00:05:42,341 --> 00:05:46,062 Look, if you don't eat well you won't be able to concentrate. 92 00:05:46,062 --> 00:05:48,012 Then you won't be able to study long. 93 00:05:48,012 --> 00:05:52,108 As it is you are facing so many complexities why invite a new one. 94 00:05:52,108 --> 00:05:54,413 Look, if you drink more of this you will spend more money.. 95 00:05:54,413 --> 00:05:57,153 ..if you drink less you will be constipated. 96 00:05:57,153 --> 00:06:01,516 I already am. 97 00:06:01,516 --> 00:06:06,088 You couldn't empty your bowels even today? 98 00:06:06,088 --> 00:06:08,182 What kind of conversation is this for the dining table? 99 00:06:08,182 --> 00:06:11,274 Wonderful! When you called this delicious food a body product.. 100 00:06:11,274 --> 00:06:16,451 ..was the conversation good then!? 101 00:06:16,451 --> 00:06:25,292 You couldn't empty your bowels? 102 00:06:25,292 --> 00:07:24,496 Are you going empty it for him? 103 00:07:24,496 --> 00:07:25,538 Uday! 104 00:07:25,538 --> 00:07:26,496 Let's go for some tea. 105 00:07:26,496 --> 00:07:28,622 Come. Oh, Shivangi! 106 00:07:28,622 --> 00:07:31,453 You bite so hard. 107 00:07:31,453 --> 00:07:35,439 Raunchy! 108 00:07:35,439 --> 00:07:37,033 Meena. 109 00:07:37,033 --> 00:07:43,341 Let's go for a tea. 110 00:07:43,341 --> 00:07:45,042 It isn't 5:30 as yet. 111 00:07:45,042 --> 00:07:47,697 Have you finished the sheet? 112 00:07:47,697 --> 00:07:49,932 Yes, I've completed up to 35. 113 00:07:49,932 --> 00:07:53,050 You completed 35? 114 00:07:53,050 --> 00:07:56,177 You did it very fast. I am still on the 30th. 115 00:07:56,177 --> 00:08:16,661 Why don't you complete it? It will be done by 5:30. 116 00:08:16,661 --> 00:08:19,739 How do you guys manage to sit for so long? 117 00:08:19,739 --> 00:08:21,584 I get tired in a little while. 118 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:23,076 Don't say that. 119 00:08:23,076 --> 00:08:24,423 Even yesterday you didn't finish the homework. 120 00:08:24,423 --> 00:08:29,203 If you leave it today as well, it's bound to pile up. 121 00:08:29,203 --> 00:08:32,014 I am not up to it. 122 00:08:32,014 --> 00:08:35,932 Then try to read the theory. Utilize your time. 123 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:37,903 I don't feel like it now. 124 00:08:37,903 --> 00:08:41,254 This is what I've been trying to explain to you for so long. 125 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:44,501 You know what. 126 00:08:44,501 --> 00:08:45,823 Read Flamingo for now. 127 00:08:45,823 --> 00:08:49,149 It's a light read and will prepare you for boards too. 128 00:08:49,149 --> 00:08:50,764 Take it. 129 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:57,605 It contains stories. 130 00:08:57,605 --> 00:09:02,939 A monkey is pulling down an object through a pulley. 131 00:09:02,939 --> 00:09:08,658 Another monkey is pulling the first monkey's tail. 132 00:09:08,658 --> 00:09:23,266 Since it is pulling his tail it is bound to create tension. 133 00:09:23,266 --> 00:09:25,480 Vaibhav! 134 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:27,543 Vaibhav! 135 00:09:27,543 --> 00:09:29,651 Your symptoms do not appear right to me at all. 136 00:09:29,651 --> 00:09:35,221 You need the guidance of someone wise. 137 00:09:35,221 --> 00:09:42,486 - Who? - A counselor. 138 00:09:42,486 --> 00:09:45,641 Psychiatrist? 139 00:09:45,641 --> 00:09:48,201 Counselor? Like hell! 140 00:09:48,201 --> 00:09:50,369 Is this a mental problem? Am I depressed? 141 00:09:50,369 --> 00:09:52,194 Do I have anxiety? Am I suicidal? 142 00:09:52,194 --> 00:09:56,497 Have I lost my mind that I need a counselor? 143 00:09:56,497 --> 00:10:00,822 And anyways, half the counselors here are frauds. 144 00:10:00,822 --> 00:10:04,019 I don't need anybody. 145 00:10:04,019 --> 00:10:06,774 You need Alprozolam, which is good for your sleep.. 146 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:10,294 ..and can restore the balance of serotonin and dopamine in your body. 147 00:10:10,294 --> 00:10:13,967 And Lactulose for your constipation problems. 148 00:10:13,967 --> 00:10:16,153 Pay the fees outside. 149 00:10:16,153 --> 00:10:20,250 You do know that you are not a Doctor, right? 150 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:22,454 Just because I wore a coat instead of an apron.. 151 00:10:22,454 --> 00:10:24,307 ..and my handwriting is not good, does it mean I am not a Doctor? 152 00:10:24,307 --> 00:10:25,553 Because you don't have a license. 153 00:10:25,553 --> 00:10:28,600 Why have you worn this lab coat? 154 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,322 Don't dress for the job you have. 155 00:10:30,322 --> 00:10:32,636 Dress for the job you want. 156 00:10:32,636 --> 00:10:34,331 Vaibhav. 157 00:10:34,331 --> 00:10:44,300 I know what you need. 158 00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:45,678 Radha Krishna temple. 159 00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:48,754 All your prayers are answered over here. 160 00:10:48,754 --> 00:10:49,663 Take this. 161 00:10:49,663 --> 00:10:53,144 Write it nicely with a clean heart. 162 00:10:53,144 --> 00:10:56,610 It is mathematically impossible, Meena. 163 00:10:56,610 --> 00:11:01,351 There aren't as many seats in IIT as the number of prayers here. 164 00:11:01,351 --> 00:11:02,375 What is this, Meena? 165 00:11:02,375 --> 00:11:04,745 Why did you have to bring us here? 166 00:11:04,745 --> 00:11:06,394 Help me. 167 00:11:06,394 --> 00:11:12,903 Are you crazy? 168 00:11:12,903 --> 00:11:15,554 It was needed. 169 00:11:15,554 --> 00:11:18,111 But not from anybody. A loved one. 170 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,896 Someone who would empathize. Someone who has faced this himself. 171 00:11:20,896 --> 00:11:23,620 So, he told me about you. That's why I brought him here. 172 00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:27,185 Did the right thing, didn't I? 173 00:11:27,185 --> 00:11:28,716 Absolutely. 174 00:11:28,716 --> 00:11:30,812 You certainly are wise. 175 00:11:30,812 --> 00:11:33,197 Ofcouse, he is in Maheshwari. 176 00:11:33,197 --> 00:11:35,246 Piyush. 177 00:11:35,246 --> 00:11:37,938 You tell me how you managed, bro. 178 00:11:37,938 --> 00:11:44,997 My food, drink, potty and sleep, everything is out of order. 179 00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:47,707 How did you get my address? 180 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:48,899 From your parents.. 181 00:11:48,899 --> 00:11:50,742 ..because you weren't answering my phone. 182 00:11:50,742 --> 00:11:51,519 Smart, right? 183 00:11:51,519 --> 00:11:53,045 Again, my idea. 184 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:56,246 Very nice. 185 00:11:56,246 --> 00:11:58,160 I won't take up much of your time. 186 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,573 I understand the pressure from Maheshwari. 187 00:12:00,573 --> 00:12:03,374 Just share with me any coping mechanism. 188 00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:05,514 I am not able to handle it. 189 00:12:05,514 --> 00:12:08,634 A friend in need is a friend indeed, right? 190 00:12:08,634 --> 00:12:16,207 Isn't that right, brother? 191 00:12:16,207 --> 00:12:17,858 You did the right thing coming here? 192 00:12:17,858 --> 00:12:18,696 Ain't that true? 193 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,160 Thank you. 194 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,357 You did the right thing.. 195 00:12:22,357 --> 00:12:27,716 ..because even I am unable to handle it. 196 00:12:27,716 --> 00:12:30,813 It seems even Piyush is constipated. 197 00:12:30,813 --> 00:12:32,727 This is something else, Meena. 198 00:12:32,727 --> 00:12:34,449 What's the matter, bro? 199 00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:36,669 I am not in Maheshwari. 200 00:12:36,669 --> 00:12:39,905 I've been taking individual lessons for the past six months. 201 00:12:39,905 --> 00:12:41,745 My suspicion turned out right, Meena. 202 00:12:41,745 --> 00:12:42,910 Didn't I tell you, 203 00:12:42,910 --> 00:12:46,208 what is a 'Maheshwari' boy doing in Talwandi instead of Vigyan Nagar. 204 00:12:46,208 --> 00:12:46,909 I don't understand. 205 00:12:46,909 --> 00:12:48,418 What are you saying? 206 00:12:48,418 --> 00:12:52,213 Dad got me admitted using influence.. 207 00:12:52,213 --> 00:12:54,408 ..but when the batch was shuffled after the first test.. 208 00:12:54,408 --> 00:12:56,615 ..I ended up in the last batch. 209 00:12:56,615 --> 00:12:59,915 The next time I was the last student in that batch as well. 210 00:12:59,915 --> 00:13:03,534 Then I had to leave Maheshwari and opt for individual coaching. 211 00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:05,175 I see. 212 00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:10,278 That's why you wouldn't return my calls, you rascal. 213 00:13:10,278 --> 00:13:12,480 - So sorry, brother. - Get lost! 214 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:14,656 How could I tell you? 215 00:13:14,656 --> 00:13:16,347 Dad has bragged all over Itarsi.. 216 00:13:16,347 --> 00:13:18,360 ..that I am in Maheshwari. 217 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:19,630 Ya. 218 00:13:19,630 --> 00:13:21,384 He does brag alot. 219 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:24,371 He told all of Itarsi that I didn't get admitted to Maheshwari. 220 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:27,255 All of Itarsi feels I will surely get admitted to IIT. 221 00:13:27,255 --> 00:13:29,141 Yes. All of us feel that way. 222 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:29,687 Yes. 223 00:13:29,687 --> 00:13:34,875 I was baffled as to how he soared so suddenly. 224 00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:36,903 I hope your family knows. 225 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,533 - No, buddy. - No? 226 00:13:38,533 --> 00:13:40,842 Last time when I went home for Diwali.. 227 00:13:40,842 --> 00:13:44,371 ..I had planned on disclosing everything and end the matter but.. 228 00:13:44,371 --> 00:13:47,985 But? 229 00:13:47,985 --> 00:13:51,515 For the first time in my life Neha called. 230 00:13:51,515 --> 00:13:52,393 Neha Purohit? 231 00:13:52,393 --> 00:13:54,121 Yes. You know her younger sister. 232 00:13:54,121 --> 00:13:55,678 - Shilpa? - Yes. 233 00:13:55,678 --> 00:13:58,775 She was thinking of IIT herself and needed tips from me. 234 00:13:58,775 --> 00:13:59,730 So both of them came to my place. 235 00:13:59,730 --> 00:14:00,918 Both Neha and Shilpa? 236 00:14:00,918 --> 00:14:02,603 - Yes. - Their mom came too. 237 00:14:02,603 --> 00:14:04,341 - Aunt Disha? - Yes. 238 00:14:04,341 --> 00:14:07,305 For the first time in my life I got so much recognition.. 239 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,954 ..how could I have let it go? 240 00:14:09,954 --> 00:14:12,595 Also, do you know, during the conversation.. 241 00:14:12,595 --> 00:14:16,701 ..aunt confirmed my time and date of birth. 242 00:14:16,701 --> 00:14:19,592 Even I am preparing for IIT. 243 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,458 I was a better student than you in school. 244 00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:23,590 She never asked me for tips. 245 00:14:23,590 --> 00:14:27,887 You are studying in Prodigy. 246 00:14:27,887 --> 00:14:32,857 Never mind all of that. Tell me what I should do. 247 00:14:32,857 --> 00:14:34,595 You.. 248 00:14:34,595 --> 00:15:09,463 ..better see a counselor. 249 00:15:09,463 --> 00:15:10,574 Yes, mummy. 250 00:15:10,574 --> 00:15:12,656 What were you doing? 251 00:15:12,656 --> 00:15:14,600 Nothing. Was studying when.. 252 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:17,429 ..an idle lady disturbed me. 253 00:15:17,429 --> 00:15:19,054 How could she do that? 254 00:15:19,054 --> 00:15:27,168 Make it clear to your landlady when you are studying she.. 255 00:15:27,168 --> 00:15:29,406 I got it. 256 00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:32,220 I'll hang up. You continue studying. 257 00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:36,259 Are you in a good spirit? 258 00:15:36,259 --> 00:15:38,348 Yes, mummy. I am. 259 00:15:38,348 --> 00:15:43,073 Until I categorically tell you never assume otherwise. 260 00:15:43,073 --> 00:15:45,415 Well, goodnight. 261 00:15:45,415 --> 00:16:02,543 Goodnight. 262 00:16:02,543 --> 00:16:04,161 What do you mean? 263 00:16:04,161 --> 00:16:06,899 "I didn't attempt the problem as I didn't understand it." 264 00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:11,923 Always look for hints, so many are there. 265 00:16:11,923 --> 00:16:14,804 Where? 266 00:16:14,804 --> 00:16:17,764 The first hint is that the problem is given. 267 00:16:17,764 --> 00:16:20,237 When the maker has posed the problem to us.. 268 00:16:20,237 --> 00:16:22,274 ..that means it's solvable with our knowledge. 269 00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:24,146 Secondly the velocity is given. 270 00:16:24,146 --> 00:16:26,377 See. Is it or isn't it? 271 00:16:26,377 --> 00:16:27,364 So, it will be used in either of the two things. 272 00:16:27,364 --> 00:16:29,237 Energy or momentum. 273 00:16:29,237 --> 00:16:32,461 Now you have to decide which gamble to take. 274 00:16:32,461 --> 00:16:36,501 If it still doesn't make sense then keep looking for hints. 275 00:16:36,501 --> 00:16:39,063 Is the word 'friction' visible? 276 00:16:39,063 --> 00:16:39,990 Yes. 277 00:16:39,990 --> 00:16:41,367 It means energy cannot be used. 278 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:43,624 What does that leave? Conservation of momentum. 279 00:16:43,624 --> 00:16:47,463 Initial equal to final. 280 00:16:47,463 --> 00:16:48,850 Say yes or no. 281 00:16:48,850 --> 00:16:50,014 Yes, sir. 282 00:16:50,014 --> 00:16:52,347 Just equate initial to final. 283 00:16:52,347 --> 00:16:54,170 Tick it and move on. 284 00:16:54,170 --> 00:16:55,466 At some point in the future whilst laughing, singing.. 285 00:16:55,466 --> 00:16:57,448 ..or in toilet you will realize.. 286 00:16:57,448 --> 00:16:59,792 ..why was the mometum conserved. 287 00:16:59,792 --> 00:17:00,862 Okay? 288 00:17:00,862 --> 00:17:03,223 Even if you don't understand the question jostle with it. 289 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,135 What do you do? 290 00:17:04,135 --> 00:17:05,211 Jostle with it. 291 00:17:05,211 --> 00:17:06,876 Yes. 292 00:17:06,876 --> 00:17:08,789 Once you have learned to jostle with questions and twirl the pen... 293 00:17:08,789 --> 00:17:10,433 ..you are already half an IITian. 294 00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:18,104 Come on. Next. 295 00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:23,398 Hello, bro. Didn't you do the rest? 296 00:17:23,398 --> 00:17:25,720 Sir, I only did up to number 52. 297 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:28,529 I see. You completed 52. Very good! 298 00:17:28,529 --> 00:17:30,394 It's me who hates the environment. 299 00:17:30,394 --> 00:17:34,702 I made a 150 page long sheet just to waste paper, right? 300 00:17:34,702 --> 00:17:39,269 Sir, Not that I can't crack problems.. 301 00:17:39,269 --> 00:17:42,336 ..but I am unable to sit for long. 302 00:17:42,336 --> 00:17:43,702 I'm not in the right spirit. 303 00:17:43,702 --> 00:17:45,385 Is this the problem or there's more to it? 304 00:17:45,385 --> 00:17:46,881 Bhaiya, he doesn't even eat well. 305 00:17:46,881 --> 00:17:48,905 He survives on Maggi and patties. 306 00:17:48,905 --> 00:17:58,365 He still drinks Bisleri water and doesn't even sleep. 307 00:17:58,365 --> 00:18:00,943 Why, brother? 308 00:18:00,943 --> 00:18:02,501 Yes, Bhaiya. 309 00:18:02,501 --> 00:18:04,008 You came late. 310 00:18:04,008 --> 00:18:06,159 So he missed the orientation. 311 00:18:06,159 --> 00:18:09,615 He does not know the two important concepts of living in Kota. 312 00:18:09,615 --> 00:18:10,510 Tell him, Meenal. 313 00:18:10,510 --> 00:18:12,506 What are they? 314 00:18:12,506 --> 00:18:15,322 Firstly, Jeetu Bhaiya is not our physics faculty. 315 00:18:15,322 --> 00:18:16,548 He is our agony aunt. 316 00:18:16,548 --> 00:18:18,628 He solves all kinds of problems. 317 00:18:18,628 --> 00:18:23,210 Academic, non-academic, personal, financial or romantic. 318 00:18:23,210 --> 00:18:26,742 Even if your landlord has kicked you out of the house.. 319 00:18:26,742 --> 00:18:30,034 ..in the middle of the night or if you've argued with the mess people.. 320 00:18:30,034 --> 00:18:32,894 ..or if a Policeman has caught you reading obscene literature. 321 00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:35,385 Jeetu Bhaiya solves everything. 322 00:18:35,385 --> 00:18:41,860 Just call him immediately and Jeetu Bhaiya solves all the problems. 323 00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:43,809 And.. 324 00:18:43,809 --> 00:18:45,840 ..the second? 325 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,378 You forgot the second? 326 00:18:47,378 --> 00:18:49,806 Yes. 327 00:18:49,806 --> 00:18:52,106 Every child is special. 328 00:18:52,106 --> 00:18:53,894 That is utter nonsense. 329 00:18:53,894 --> 00:18:55,972 You are not some unique personality. 330 00:18:55,972 --> 00:18:59,259 These problems occur to thousands of students each year. 331 00:18:59,259 --> 00:19:02,963 Before preparing for IIT at Kota one must prepare themselves to live in Kota. 332 00:19:02,963 --> 00:19:05,367 And there are simple ways to do it. 333 00:19:05,367 --> 00:19:07,338 If you encounter problems.. 334 00:19:07,338 --> 00:19:08,121 Jostle with them. 335 00:19:08,121 --> 00:19:09,278 Jostle with them. 336 00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:11,251 Even if you don't like the water, Just drink it. 337 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,489 Even if you don't like the mess food, Just eat it. 338 00:19:13,489 --> 00:19:15,862 Even if you are unable to sit for long Just sit for long. 339 00:19:15,862 --> 00:19:17,258 Challenge yourself. I will sit for long. 340 00:19:17,258 --> 00:19:18,722 I won't get up at all. 341 00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,689 I will solve problems. I will read theories. 342 00:19:20,689 --> 00:19:22,403 I will watch Unacademy's lessons. 343 00:19:22,403 --> 00:19:24,028 I will go through old papers. 344 00:19:24,028 --> 00:19:26,648 I will sleep, I will die but I won't get up. 345 00:19:26,648 --> 00:19:28,095 So, what have you done? 346 00:19:28,095 --> 00:19:30,166 You have turned your problems to dare. 347 00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:32,500 And dare is directly connected to ego. 348 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:35,557 Ego has many disadvantages but it has one advantage too. 349 00:19:35,557 --> 00:19:37,340 Things seem to be doable. 350 00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:39,175 And you don't have to do this drama for long. 351 00:19:39,175 --> 00:19:39,878 How many days? 352 00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:41,141 21 days. 353 00:19:41,141 --> 00:19:44,539 You can form any or give up any habit in 21 days. 354 00:19:44,539 --> 00:19:46,721 I had a smoking problem. 355 00:19:46,721 --> 00:19:47,920 2 packs a day. 356 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,001 I lost it. 357 00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:52,291 I left it one day and after that I bragged about it at home.. 358 00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:55,195 ..to my girlfriend, faculty, driver and the driver's wife. 359 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:58,747 So much so, I gave 2000 rupees to the vendor.. 360 00:19:58,747 --> 00:20:00,932 ..not to give me cigarettes to smoke. 361 00:20:00,932 --> 00:20:04,987 If you brag about it to the world then the world won't let you smoke. 362 00:20:04,987 --> 00:20:08,519 I felt a little urge in the beginning and then some more. 363 00:20:08,519 --> 00:20:10,416 By the time 21 days had passed the urge was zero. 364 00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:12,666 That's what you have to do. 365 00:20:12,666 --> 00:20:15,655 Say something. Yes or no. 366 00:20:15,655 --> 00:20:19,472 Yes, Bhaiya. 367 00:20:19,472 --> 00:20:21,793 Uday is a nasty fella.. 368 00:20:21,793 --> 00:20:24,425 ..but Meena, you knew this was happening with your friend.. 369 00:20:24,425 --> 00:20:26,403 ..and still didn't tell him? 370 00:20:26,403 --> 00:20:28,213 Bhaiya, I.. 371 00:20:28,213 --> 00:20:30,184 You too, Brutus. 372 00:20:30,184 --> 00:20:34,280 You too. 373 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,155 Did you notice? 374 00:20:35,155 --> 00:20:39,586 Bhaiya called me Brutus. 'Brutus Meena' 375 00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:53,355 What? Don't you have any sense of humour? 376 00:20:53,355 --> 00:20:57,068 I might look nasty but not from the heart. 377 00:20:57,068 --> 00:20:59,472 Sure, I'm a member of the Bihar Tigers. 378 00:20:59,472 --> 00:21:02,941 I have the responsibility of the entire city on these shoulders. 379 00:21:02,941 --> 00:21:06,099 But Uday Gupta never ignores his sidekicks. 380 00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:08,947 ..because your brother is the king of the streets. 381 00:21:08,947 --> 00:21:11,900 I have taken the annual subscription for Unacademy plus. 382 00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:13,405 For you. 383 00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:16,956 Go. Attend as many live lectures as you wish. 384 00:21:16,956 --> 00:21:25,019 And always remember. Your brother is Caesar, not Brutus. 385 00:21:25,019 --> 00:21:27,836 This man rises up at 3 pm. 386 00:21:27,836 --> 00:21:31,501 But don't you rise. Go study. 387 00:21:31,501 --> 00:21:38,501 What are you looking at? Go study. 388 00:21:38,501 --> 00:21:41,255 One cannot hate what one does not see. 389 00:21:41,255 --> 00:21:43,675 Don't look at the mess food at all. 390 00:21:43,675 --> 00:21:45,633 Pick up bread without a fuss. 391 00:21:45,633 --> 00:21:49,124 Dip it in whatever and just chew. 392 00:21:49,124 --> 00:21:51,115 Sometimes you may be tempted to look down.. 393 00:21:51,115 --> 00:22:03,639 ..but therein lies your defeat. 394 00:22:03,639 --> 00:22:14,865 Tastes even better today. 395 00:22:14,865 --> 00:22:16,307 Don't drink water at room temperature. 396 00:22:16,307 --> 00:22:18,231 Drink chilled water of the fridge. 397 00:22:18,231 --> 00:22:20,189 People even savour beer if chilled. 398 00:22:20,189 --> 00:22:22,791 Salt water is nothing. 399 00:22:22,791 --> 00:22:25,097 Bottoms up. 400 00:22:25,097 --> 00:22:28,490 Here x is given as the distance of the block.. 401 00:22:28,490 --> 00:22:32,233 ..and we have to find the velocity as a function of x. 402 00:22:32,233 --> 00:22:34,798 Just choose the correct option. 403 00:22:34,798 --> 00:22:36,664 C. 404 00:22:36,664 --> 00:22:37,702 When did you come? 405 00:22:37,702 --> 00:22:39,329 I came to check on you. 406 00:22:39,329 --> 00:22:40,387 Good! Good! 407 00:22:40,387 --> 00:22:44,468 If you have chosen C option then your answer is correct. 408 00:22:44,468 --> 00:22:47,519 Now I shall tell you the solution of this question. 409 00:22:47,519 --> 00:22:48,713 Yes, I have eaten. 410 00:22:48,713 --> 00:22:51,298 I am all well and am in good spirits. 411 00:22:51,298 --> 00:22:55,932 Mummy, how do you manage to keep repeating the same question everyday? 412 00:22:55,932 --> 00:23:03,887 Okay. 413 00:23:03,887 --> 00:23:04,972 Apply more pressure, bro. 414 00:23:04,972 --> 00:23:12,380 Vaibhav. 415 00:23:12,380 --> 00:23:13,713 Is it working? 416 00:23:13,713 --> 00:23:15,701 Lentil soup, veggies and breads have to be prepared.. 417 00:23:15,701 --> 00:23:18,829 ..so there is always a scope of mistake. 418 00:23:18,829 --> 00:23:21,568 Given the scope, the cooks in the mess ensure mistakes. 419 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:24,309 That's why one should prefer eating what they don't make.. 420 00:23:24,309 --> 00:23:30,307 ..such as salad, pickle, papad, yogurt and sugar. 421 00:23:30,307 --> 00:23:50,289 And there is your three course meal. 422 00:23:50,289 --> 00:23:52,309 I have helped many people crap. 423 00:23:52,309 --> 00:23:54,479 Yours is no different. 424 00:23:54,479 --> 00:23:55,793 Two puffs. 425 00:23:55,793 --> 00:23:57,144 Only two puffs. 426 00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:59,260 You will experience streamline motion. 427 00:23:59,260 --> 00:24:01,210 Not friction. 428 00:24:01,210 --> 00:24:02,449 Nonsense. 429 00:24:02,449 --> 00:24:13,951 Take it. This is 'the truth'. -Scram! Bloody addict! 430 00:24:13,951 --> 00:24:18,197 Children, today we shall solve a problem on vertical circular motion. 431 00:24:18,197 --> 00:24:20,405 Let me first explain the problem to you. 432 00:24:20,405 --> 00:24:21,521 Vaibhav. 433 00:24:21,521 --> 00:24:22,376 Aunty. 434 00:24:22,376 --> 00:24:24,088 She was walking down the stairs and fell. 435 00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:25,476 She is frothing in the mouth. 436 00:24:25,476 --> 00:24:26,289 Hello. Ambulance. 437 00:24:26,289 --> 00:24:27,855 Come to Lal Burj quickly. It's an emergency. 438 00:24:27,855 --> 00:24:31,298 What? Froth? Where? 439 00:24:31,298 --> 00:24:32,456 You got up? 440 00:24:32,456 --> 00:24:34,253 For that two-bit woman? 441 00:24:34,253 --> 00:24:35,764 You just want an excuse. 442 00:24:35,764 --> 00:24:38,201 Damn you! 443 00:24:38,201 --> 00:24:41,356 You will bring disgrace on us in Jeetu Bhaiya's presence. 444 00:24:41,356 --> 00:24:44,269 Give me my 100 rupees from the bet. 445 00:24:44,269 --> 00:24:45,304 Engineer. 446 00:24:45,304 --> 00:24:47,039 Nature has done half the job. 447 00:24:47,039 --> 00:24:47,952 Water contains salt. 448 00:24:47,952 --> 00:24:49,336 Just add salt and lemon to it. 449 00:24:49,336 --> 00:24:51,369 Lemonade is ready. 450 00:24:51,369 --> 00:24:55,179 This small tip saves ten million children's lives every year. 451 00:24:55,179 --> 00:24:56,347 It's great! 452 00:24:56,347 --> 00:24:57,336 Isn't it? 453 00:24:57,336 --> 00:24:58,646 Go and prepare two glasses now. 454 00:24:58,646 --> 00:25:00,494 Three. 455 00:25:00,494 --> 00:25:06,702 Mummy, Uday's girlfriend does not call him as many times as you call me. 456 00:25:06,702 --> 00:25:08,235 Go! Go! Go! Come on! 457 00:25:08,235 --> 00:25:09,943 Well done, bro! Well done! 458 00:25:09,943 --> 00:25:11,485 You are under the oath of IIT. 459 00:25:11,485 --> 00:25:13,547 One can't follow one days, how will one follow test cricket? 460 00:25:13,547 --> 00:25:17,909 The T-20 format has been created for Kota students. 461 00:25:17,909 --> 00:25:20,347 IPL is the future. 462 00:25:20,347 --> 00:25:22,979 If only they would take Yuvraj to play. 463 00:25:22,979 --> 00:25:24,097 It's very wrong of them. 464 00:25:24,097 --> 00:25:26,854 You are correct, bro. It's all politics. 465 00:25:26,854 --> 00:25:30,327 Bro, Yuvi can and Yuvi will. 466 00:25:30,327 --> 00:25:32,539 That's right, bro. Yuvraj will return. 467 00:25:32,539 --> 00:25:34,211 You can quote me on that. 468 00:25:34,211 --> 00:25:36,106 You? 469 00:25:36,106 --> 00:25:38,134 Yes. 470 00:25:38,134 --> 00:25:39,762 He will return. 471 00:25:39,762 --> 00:25:44,375 Children, today we shall solve a problem on impulse momentum theorem 472 00:25:44,375 --> 00:25:50,384 In it we shall learn to calculate impulse. 473 00:25:50,384 --> 00:25:53,141 Wow! There was no sound today. 474 00:25:53,141 --> 00:25:56,237 You know this is really inappropriate. 475 00:25:56,237 --> 00:25:58,514 I'm happy for you, buddy. 476 00:25:58,514 --> 00:26:01,543 Children, we will solve a problem on friction today. 477 00:26:01,543 --> 00:26:05,383 As you can see in the picture two blocks are made. 478 00:26:05,383 --> 00:26:08,769 Both the blocks are kept on a wedge 479 00:26:08,769 --> 00:26:10,798 ..and both are connected with the help of a string. 480 00:26:10,798 --> 00:26:16,731 [Educator speaking] 481 00:26:16,731 --> 00:26:18,134 Shall we? 482 00:26:18,134 --> 00:26:18,974 Yes. 483 00:26:18,974 --> 00:26:22,970 It is 6:30 already. 484 00:26:22,970 --> 00:26:24,164 For which the system.. 485 00:26:24,164 --> 00:26:32,675 Let's go. 486 00:26:32,675 --> 00:26:36,514 That was done in class. 487 00:26:36,514 --> 00:26:41,711 But I'm glad today you came with DPP and sheets finished. 488 00:26:41,711 --> 00:26:43,579 That means this chap is able to sit up longer. 489 00:26:43,579 --> 00:26:45,519 Yes, sir. 490 00:26:45,519 --> 00:26:47,809 Is food and water sorted? 491 00:26:47,809 --> 00:26:49,195 Yes, Bhaiya. 492 00:26:49,195 --> 00:26:50,961 Are you able to crap properly? 493 00:26:50,961 --> 00:26:53,510 Oh, Bhaiya! 494 00:26:53,510 --> 00:26:55,809 Come along. Why are you being shy with me? 495 00:26:55,809 --> 00:26:59,695 I am your agony aunt. 496 00:26:59,695 --> 00:27:02,202 And we have a long journey together. 497 00:27:02,202 --> 00:27:03,994 Everyone has these problems. 498 00:27:03,994 --> 00:27:11,237 I too have them. 499 00:27:11,237 --> 00:27:14,510 Have you been doing Physical Chemistry? 500 00:27:14,510 --> 00:27:16,376 Give me one. 501 00:27:16,376 --> 00:27:17,277 A cigarette? 502 00:27:17,277 --> 00:27:18,418 Yes. 503 00:27:18,418 --> 00:27:20,077 Cigarette, Bhaiya? 504 00:27:20,077 --> 00:27:23,037 When I don't feel the urge and the situation is under control.. 505 00:27:23,037 --> 00:27:32,269 ..then you can cheat sometimes. 506 00:27:32,269 --> 00:27:34,191 Cheating occasionally is fine. 507 00:27:34,191 --> 00:27:45,297 As long as it doesn't become a habit. 508 00:27:45,297 --> 00:27:48,023 - What's the matter? - Auto! 509 00:27:48,023 --> 00:27:49,135 Lets rush to Vigyan Nagar. 510 00:27:49,135 --> 00:27:50,885 - Let's go, sir. - Bhaiya! 511 00:27:50,885 --> 00:27:54,527 - Bhaiya! - I'll see you later. 512 00:27:54,527 --> 00:27:58,039 What happened? 513 00:27:58,039 --> 00:27:58,896 Nature's call? 514 00:27:58,896 --> 00:28:04,088 Yes. 515 00:28:04,088 --> 00:28:05,465 Meena. 516 00:28:05,465 --> 00:28:07,999 Come. 517 00:28:07,999 --> 00:28:09,230 It's only 5 O'clock. 518 00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:10,929 Let's go! Come! 519 00:28:10,929 --> 00:28:12,227 It's always the same.. 520 00:28:12,227 --> 00:28:13,019 Let's go! 521 00:28:13,019 --> 00:28:15,117 I just needed to study one more paragraph. 522 00:28:15,117 --> 00:28:18,099 What will you gain from studying one paragraph? 523 00:28:18,099 --> 00:28:19,780 Jeetu Bhaiya said so. 524 00:28:19,780 --> 00:28:22,318 Occasional cheating is fine. 525 00:28:22,318 --> 00:29:01,617 As long as you don't form a habit. 526 00:29:01,617 --> 00:29:04,635 'The person you are calling is not answering. 527 00:29:04,635 --> 00:29:08,717 Please try later.' 528 00:29:08,717 --> 00:29:14,862 He's not picking my call. 529 00:29:14,862 --> 00:29:16,119 Now he is in a happy place. 35431

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