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Hello, mummy.
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How are you, son?
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I am good.
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How are studies going?
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It's going well.
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Classes have begun.
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His routine will be disturbed.
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Let him sleep.
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You let the day pass
and then call specifically at night.
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Tell me.
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Are you in good spirit?
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Yes, mummy.
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How do you manage to
keep repeating the same question?
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Okay.
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I'll hang up then.
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Okay.
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- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.
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Are you revising 'coordinate' inside?
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Just two more minutes, bro.
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Did it fall?
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Did it fall?
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Did I tell you or not?
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Jeetu Bhaiya and Physics
can never be wrong.
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Bhaiya. Bhaiya.
Once more.
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How many times did you pay the fees?
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What if I say 'once more'?
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Look at that.
He is feeling sleepy in class.
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Am I that boring?
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I stole someone's wheel at 4:30 AM.
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He may show up anytime.
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And this chap is all sleepy.
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Sorry, sir.
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- I could not sleep all night, so..
- What did you just say? Come again?
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- I could not sleep all night..
- No. No. Before that?
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Sorry, sir.
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Sir!
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Did everyone hear that?
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Sir.
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Jeetu Bhaiya is no longer a 'Bhaiya' (brother).
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What am I now?
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Sir!
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Batla sir and Rao
sir aren't the only sirs.
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Even Jeetu Bhaiya is now a..
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Sir!
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You surely deserve a prize.
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- Come over.
- Go. Go
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- Come.
- Well done!
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The credit for my success
goes to my mother Mrs.
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Sumitra..
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Scoot! Go and wash your face.
Go!
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He wants to take my hard earned money.
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- You are so dramatic, Bhaiya.
- Why shouldn't I be?
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I wasn't the Governor of Dramatics
society IIT Kharagpur for nothing.
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Let's resume.
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- A beautiful damsel.
- Yes, sir.
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Yes! Now you're all awake..
at the mention of 'damsel'.
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- Are the patties fresh, brother?
- Certainly.
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Give me one.
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You are foregoing food for patties?
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It is not food.
It is bullcrap!
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Just a week away from home and
you've turned foul-mouthed.
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Bullcrap is not a cuss word.
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It's a body product.
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Fertilizer.
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Agarwal sir used to utter it even in classroom.
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Give me pickle.
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Carry on.
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Uday, rather than learning
hard work, discipline..
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..and punctuality, you choose to
learn cuss words from Agarwal sir.
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And you... Munching patties all the time.
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You'll grow weaker
if you skip meals.
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If you grow weak you fall ill.
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And the children who
fall ill within the first week..
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..are taken back home by their parents.
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And they never make it to IIT.
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Meena, I will fall ill
even if I eat this food.
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This is so oily.
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- Is oil free or what?
- Speak softly.
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If Chandru hears then we'll get
mixed vegetables of all the gourds for dinner.
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Including bitter gourd.
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Still drinking Bisleri?
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Meena. Not Bisleri.
Aquafina.
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It's all the Bisleri's are the same.
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Why are you squandering money?
Drink this.
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The mess does not make the water.
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My thirst doesn't get
quenched by this water.
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It is salty.
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- The Chambal water.. Is hard.
- Is hard.
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I know.
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I've been hearing
this for the past week.
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Look, if you don't eat well
you won't be able to concentrate.
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Then you won't be able to study long.
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As it is you are facing so many complexities
why invite a new one.
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Look, if you drink more of
this you will spend more money..
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..if you drink less
you will be constipated.
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I already am.
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You couldn't empty your bowels even today?
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What kind of conversation
is this for the dining table?
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Wonderful! When you called
this delicious food a body product..
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..was the conversation good then!?
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You couldn't empty your bowels?
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Are you going empty it for him?
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Uday!
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Let's go for some tea.
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Come.
Oh, Shivangi!
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You bite so hard.
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Raunchy!
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Meena.
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Let's go for a tea.
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It isn't 5:30 as yet.
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Have you finished the sheet?
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Yes, I've completed up to 35.
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You completed 35?
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You did it very fast.
I am still on the 30th.
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Why don't you complete it?
It will be done by 5:30.
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How do you guys manage to sit for so long?
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I get tired in a little while.
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Don't say that.
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Even yesterday you didn't finish the homework.
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If you leave it today as well,
it's bound to pile up.
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I am not up to it.
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Then try to read the theory.
Utilize your time.
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I don't feel like it now.
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This is what I've been trying
to explain to you for so long.
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You know what.
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Read Flamingo for now.
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It's a light read and
will prepare you for boards too.
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Take it.
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It contains stories.
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A monkey is pulling down
an object through a pulley.
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Another monkey is pulling
the first monkey's tail.
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Since it is pulling his tail
it is bound to create tension.
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Vaibhav!
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Vaibhav!
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Your symptoms do not
appear right to me at all.
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You need the guidance of someone wise.
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- Who?
- A counselor.
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Psychiatrist?
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Counselor? Like hell!
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Is this a mental problem?
Am I depressed?
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Do I have anxiety?
Am I suicidal?
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Have I lost my mind that I need a counselor?
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And anyways,
half the counselors here are frauds.
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I don't need anybody.
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You need Alprozolam,
which is good for your sleep..
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..and can restore the balance
of serotonin and dopamine in your body.
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And Lactulose for your
constipation problems.
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Pay the fees outside.
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You do know that you
are not a Doctor, right?
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Just because I wore
a coat instead of an apron..
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..and my handwriting is not good,
does it mean I am not a Doctor?
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Because you don't have a license.
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Why have you worn this lab coat?
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Don't dress for the job you have.
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Dress for the job you want.
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Vaibhav.
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I know what you need.
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Radha Krishna temple.
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All your prayers are answered over here.
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Take this.
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Write it nicely with a clean heart.
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It is mathematically impossible, Meena.
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There aren't as many seats
in IIT as the number of prayers here.
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What is this, Meena?
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Why did you have to bring us here?
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Help me.
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Are you crazy?
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It was needed.
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But not from anybody.
A loved one.
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Someone who would empathize.
Someone who has faced this himself.
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So, he told me about you.
That's why I brought him here.
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Did the right thing, didn't I?
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Absolutely.
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You certainly are wise.
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Ofcouse, he is in Maheshwari.
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Piyush.
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You tell me how you managed, bro.
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My food, drink, potty and sleep,
everything is out of order.
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How did you get my address?
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From your parents..
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..because you weren't
answering my phone.
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Smart, right?
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Again, my idea.
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Very nice.
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I won't take up much of your time.
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I understand the
pressure from Maheshwari.
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Just share with me any coping mechanism.
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I am not able to handle it.
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A friend in need is
a friend indeed, right?
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Isn't that right, brother?
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You did the right thing coming here?
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Ain't that true?
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Thank you.
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You did the right thing..
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..because even I am unable to handle it.
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It seems even Piyush is constipated.
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This is something else, Meena.
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What's the matter, bro?
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I am not in Maheshwari.
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I've been taking individual
lessons for the past six months.
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My suspicion turned out right, Meena.
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Didn't I tell you,
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what is a 'Maheshwari' boy doing in Talwandi
instead of Vigyan Nagar.
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I don't understand.
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What are you saying?
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Dad got me admitted using influence..
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..but when the batch was
shuffled after the first test..
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..I ended up in the last batch.
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The next time I was the
last student in that batch as well.
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Then I had to leave Maheshwari
and opt for individual coaching.
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I see.
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That's why you wouldn't
return my calls, you rascal.
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- So sorry, brother.
- Get lost!
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How could I tell you?
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Dad has bragged all over Itarsi..
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..that I am in Maheshwari.
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Ya.
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He does brag alot.
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He told all of Itarsi that
I didn't get admitted to Maheshwari.
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All of Itarsi feels I will
surely get admitted to IIT.
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Yes.
All of us feel that way.
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Yes.
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I was baffled as to
how he soared so suddenly.
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I hope your family knows.
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- No, buddy.
- No?
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Last time when I went
home for Diwali..
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..I had planned on disclosing
everything and end the matter but..
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But?
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For the first time
in my life Neha called.
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Neha Purohit?
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Yes.
You know her younger sister.
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- Shilpa?
- Yes.
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She was thinking of
IIT herself and needed tips from me.
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So both of them came to my place.
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Both Neha and Shilpa?
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- Yes.
- Their mom came too.
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- Aunt Disha?
- Yes.
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For the first time in my
life I got so much recognition..
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..how could I have let it go?
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Also, do you know,
during the conversation..
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..aunt confirmed my
time and date of birth.
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Even I am preparing for IIT.
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I was a better student
than you in school.
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She never asked me for tips.
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You are studying in Prodigy.
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Never mind all of that.
Tell me what I should do.
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You..
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..better see a counselor.
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Yes, mummy.
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What were you doing?
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Nothing.
Was studying when..
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..an idle lady disturbed me.
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How could she do that?
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Make it clear to your landlady
when you are studying she..
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I got it.
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I'll hang up.
You continue studying.
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Are you in a good spirit?
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Yes, mummy.
I am.
259
00:15:38,348 --> 00:15:43,073
Until I categorically tell you never assume otherwise.
260
00:15:43,073 --> 00:15:45,415
Well, goodnight.
261
00:15:45,415 --> 00:16:02,543
Goodnight.
262
00:16:02,543 --> 00:16:04,161
What do you mean?
263
00:16:04,161 --> 00:16:06,899
"I didn't attempt the problem
as I didn't understand it."
264
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:11,923
Always look for hints, so many are there.
265
00:16:11,923 --> 00:16:14,804
Where?
266
00:16:14,804 --> 00:16:17,764
The first hint is that
the problem is given.
267
00:16:17,764 --> 00:16:20,237
When the maker has
posed the problem to us..
268
00:16:20,237 --> 00:16:22,274
..that means it's solvable with our knowledge.
269
00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:24,146
Secondly the velocity is given.
270
00:16:24,146 --> 00:16:26,377
See. Is it or isn't it?
271
00:16:26,377 --> 00:16:27,364
So, it will be used in either
of the two things.
272
00:16:27,364 --> 00:16:29,237
Energy or momentum.
273
00:16:29,237 --> 00:16:32,461
Now you have to decide
which gamble to take.
274
00:16:32,461 --> 00:16:36,501
If it still doesn't make
sense then keep looking for hints.
275
00:16:36,501 --> 00:16:39,063
Is the word 'friction' visible?
276
00:16:39,063 --> 00:16:39,990
Yes.
277
00:16:39,990 --> 00:16:41,367
It means energy cannot be used.
278
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:43,624
What does that leave?
Conservation of momentum.
279
00:16:43,624 --> 00:16:47,463
Initial equal to final.
280
00:16:47,463 --> 00:16:48,850
Say yes or no.
281
00:16:48,850 --> 00:16:50,014
Yes, sir.
282
00:16:50,014 --> 00:16:52,347
Just equate initial to final.
283
00:16:52,347 --> 00:16:54,170
Tick it and move on.
284
00:16:54,170 --> 00:16:55,466
At some point in the future
whilst laughing, singing..
285
00:16:55,466 --> 00:16:57,448
..or in toilet you will realize..
286
00:16:57,448 --> 00:16:59,792
..why was the mometum conserved.
287
00:16:59,792 --> 00:17:00,862
Okay?
288
00:17:00,862 --> 00:17:03,223
Even if you don't understand the
question jostle with it.
289
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,135
What do you do?
290
00:17:04,135 --> 00:17:05,211
Jostle with it.
291
00:17:05,211 --> 00:17:06,876
Yes.
292
00:17:06,876 --> 00:17:08,789
Once you have learned to jostle with
questions and twirl the pen...
293
00:17:08,789 --> 00:17:10,433
..you are already half an IITian.
294
00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:18,104
Come on.
Next.
295
00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:23,398
Hello, bro.
Didn't you do the rest?
296
00:17:23,398 --> 00:17:25,720
Sir, I only did up to number 52.
297
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:28,529
I see. You completed 52.
Very good!
298
00:17:28,529 --> 00:17:30,394
It's me who hates the environment.
299
00:17:30,394 --> 00:17:34,702
I made a 150 page long sheet
just to waste paper, right?
300
00:17:34,702 --> 00:17:39,269
Sir, Not that I can't crack problems..
301
00:17:39,269 --> 00:17:42,336
..but I am unable to sit for long.
302
00:17:42,336 --> 00:17:43,702
I'm not in the right spirit.
303
00:17:43,702 --> 00:17:45,385
Is this the problem
or there's more to it?
304
00:17:45,385 --> 00:17:46,881
Bhaiya, he doesn't even eat well.
305
00:17:46,881 --> 00:17:48,905
He survives on Maggi and patties.
306
00:17:48,905 --> 00:17:58,365
He still drinks Bisleri
water and doesn't even sleep.
307
00:17:58,365 --> 00:18:00,943
Why, brother?
308
00:18:00,943 --> 00:18:02,501
Yes, Bhaiya.
309
00:18:02,501 --> 00:18:04,008
You came late.
310
00:18:04,008 --> 00:18:06,159
So he missed the orientation.
311
00:18:06,159 --> 00:18:09,615
He does not know the two important
concepts of living in Kota.
312
00:18:09,615 --> 00:18:10,510
Tell him, Meenal.
313
00:18:10,510 --> 00:18:12,506
What are they?
314
00:18:12,506 --> 00:18:15,322
Firstly, Jeetu Bhaiya
is not our physics faculty.
315
00:18:15,322 --> 00:18:16,548
He is our agony aunt.
316
00:18:16,548 --> 00:18:18,628
He solves all kinds of problems.
317
00:18:18,628 --> 00:18:23,210
Academic, non-academic,
personal, financial or romantic.
318
00:18:23,210 --> 00:18:26,742
Even if your landlord has
kicked you out of the house..
319
00:18:26,742 --> 00:18:30,034
..in the middle of the night or
if you've argued with the mess people..
320
00:18:30,034 --> 00:18:32,894
..or if a Policeman has caught
you reading obscene literature.
321
00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:35,385
Jeetu Bhaiya solves everything.
322
00:18:35,385 --> 00:18:41,860
Just call him immediately and
Jeetu Bhaiya solves all the problems.
323
00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:43,809
And..
324
00:18:43,809 --> 00:18:45,840
..the second?
325
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,378
You forgot the second?
326
00:18:47,378 --> 00:18:49,806
Yes.
327
00:18:49,806 --> 00:18:52,106
Every child is special.
328
00:18:52,106 --> 00:18:53,894
That is utter nonsense.
329
00:18:53,894 --> 00:18:55,972
You are not some unique personality.
330
00:18:55,972 --> 00:18:59,259
These problems occur to
thousands of students each year.
331
00:18:59,259 --> 00:19:02,963
Before preparing for IIT at Kota
one must prepare themselves to live in Kota.
332
00:19:02,963 --> 00:19:05,367
And there are simple ways to do it.
333
00:19:05,367 --> 00:19:07,338
If you encounter problems..
334
00:19:07,338 --> 00:19:08,121
Jostle with them.
335
00:19:08,121 --> 00:19:09,278
Jostle with them.
336
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:11,251
Even if you don't like the water,
Just drink it.
337
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,489
Even if you don't like the mess food,
Just eat it.
338
00:19:13,489 --> 00:19:15,862
Even if you are unable to sit for long
Just sit for long.
339
00:19:15,862 --> 00:19:17,258
Challenge yourself.
I will sit for long.
340
00:19:17,258 --> 00:19:18,722
I won't get up at all.
341
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,689
I will solve problems.
I will read theories.
342
00:19:20,689 --> 00:19:22,403
I will watch Unacademy's lessons.
343
00:19:22,403 --> 00:19:24,028
I will go through old papers.
344
00:19:24,028 --> 00:19:26,648
I will sleep,
I will die but I won't get up.
345
00:19:26,648 --> 00:19:28,095
So, what have you done?
346
00:19:28,095 --> 00:19:30,166
You have turned your problems to dare.
347
00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:32,500
And dare is directly connected to ego.
348
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:35,557
Ego has many disadvantages
but it has one advantage too.
349
00:19:35,557 --> 00:19:37,340
Things seem to be doable.
350
00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:39,175
And you don't have
to do this drama for long.
351
00:19:39,175 --> 00:19:39,878
How many days?
352
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:41,141
21 days.
353
00:19:41,141 --> 00:19:44,539
You can form any or give
up any habit in 21 days.
354
00:19:44,539 --> 00:19:46,721
I had a smoking problem.
355
00:19:46,721 --> 00:19:47,920
2 packs a day.
356
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,001
I lost it.
357
00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:52,291
I left it one day and after
that I bragged about it at home..
358
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:55,195
..to my girlfriend,
faculty, driver and the driver's wife.
359
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:58,747
So much so,
I gave 2000 rupees to the vendor..
360
00:19:58,747 --> 00:20:00,932
..not to give me cigarettes to smoke.
361
00:20:00,932 --> 00:20:04,987
If you brag about it to the world
then the world won't let you smoke.
362
00:20:04,987 --> 00:20:08,519
I felt a little urge in
the beginning and then some more.
363
00:20:08,519 --> 00:20:10,416
By the time 21 days had
passed the urge was zero.
364
00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:12,666
That's what you have to do.
365
00:20:12,666 --> 00:20:15,655
Say something. Yes or no.
366
00:20:15,655 --> 00:20:19,472
Yes, Bhaiya.
367
00:20:19,472 --> 00:20:21,793
Uday is a nasty fella..
368
00:20:21,793 --> 00:20:24,425
..but Meena, you knew this was
happening with your friend..
369
00:20:24,425 --> 00:20:26,403
..and still didn't tell him?
370
00:20:26,403 --> 00:20:28,213
Bhaiya, I..
371
00:20:28,213 --> 00:20:30,184
You too, Brutus.
372
00:20:30,184 --> 00:20:34,280
You too.
373
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,155
Did you notice?
374
00:20:35,155 --> 00:20:39,586
Bhaiya called me Brutus. 'Brutus Meena'
375
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:53,355
What? Don't you have any sense of humour?
376
00:20:53,355 --> 00:20:57,068
I might look nasty
but not from the heart.
377
00:20:57,068 --> 00:20:59,472
Sure, I'm a member of the Bihar Tigers.
378
00:20:59,472 --> 00:21:02,941
I have the responsibility of
the entire city on these shoulders.
379
00:21:02,941 --> 00:21:06,099
But Uday Gupta never ignores his sidekicks.
380
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:08,947
..because your brother is
the king of the streets.
381
00:21:08,947 --> 00:21:11,900
I have taken the annual subscription
for Unacademy plus.
382
00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:13,405
For you.
383
00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:16,956
Go.
Attend as many live lectures as you wish.
384
00:21:16,956 --> 00:21:25,019
And always remember. Your brother is Caesar, not Brutus.
385
00:21:25,019 --> 00:21:27,836
This man rises up at 3 pm.
386
00:21:27,836 --> 00:21:31,501
But don't you rise.
Go study.
387
00:21:31,501 --> 00:21:38,501
What are you looking at?
Go study.
388
00:21:38,501 --> 00:21:41,255
One cannot hate what one does not see.
389
00:21:41,255 --> 00:21:43,675
Don't look at the mess food at all.
390
00:21:43,675 --> 00:21:45,633
Pick up bread without a fuss.
391
00:21:45,633 --> 00:21:49,124
Dip it in whatever and just chew.
392
00:21:49,124 --> 00:21:51,115
Sometimes you
may be tempted to look down..
393
00:21:51,115 --> 00:22:03,639
..but therein lies your defeat.
394
00:22:03,639 --> 00:22:14,865
Tastes even better today.
395
00:22:14,865 --> 00:22:16,307
Don't drink water at room temperature.
396
00:22:16,307 --> 00:22:18,231
Drink chilled water of the fridge.
397
00:22:18,231 --> 00:22:20,189
People even savour beer if chilled.
398
00:22:20,189 --> 00:22:22,791
Salt water is nothing.
399
00:22:22,791 --> 00:22:25,097
Bottoms up.
400
00:22:25,097 --> 00:22:28,490
Here x is given as
the distance of the block..
401
00:22:28,490 --> 00:22:32,233
..and we have to find the
velocity as a function of x.
402
00:22:32,233 --> 00:22:34,798
Just choose the correct option.
403
00:22:34,798 --> 00:22:36,664
C.
404
00:22:36,664 --> 00:22:37,702
When did you come?
405
00:22:37,702 --> 00:22:39,329
I came to check on you.
406
00:22:39,329 --> 00:22:40,387
Good! Good!
407
00:22:40,387 --> 00:22:44,468
If you have chosen C option
then your answer is correct.
408
00:22:44,468 --> 00:22:47,519
Now I shall tell you
the solution of this question.
409
00:22:47,519 --> 00:22:48,713
Yes, I have eaten.
410
00:22:48,713 --> 00:22:51,298
I am all well and
am in good spirits.
411
00:22:51,298 --> 00:22:55,932
Mummy, how do you manage to
keep repeating the same question everyday?
412
00:22:55,932 --> 00:23:03,887
Okay.
413
00:23:03,887 --> 00:23:04,972
Apply more pressure, bro.
414
00:23:04,972 --> 00:23:12,380
Vaibhav.
415
00:23:12,380 --> 00:23:13,713
Is it working?
416
00:23:13,713 --> 00:23:15,701
Lentil soup,
veggies and breads have to be prepared..
417
00:23:15,701 --> 00:23:18,829
..so there is always a scope of mistake.
418
00:23:18,829 --> 00:23:21,568
Given the scope,
the cooks in the mess ensure mistakes.
419
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:24,309
That's why one should prefer
eating what they don't make..
420
00:23:24,309 --> 00:23:30,307
..such as salad,
pickle, papad, yogurt and sugar.
421
00:23:30,307 --> 00:23:50,289
And there is your three course meal.
422
00:23:50,289 --> 00:23:52,309
I have helped many people crap.
423
00:23:52,309 --> 00:23:54,479
Yours is no different.
424
00:23:54,479 --> 00:23:55,793
Two puffs.
425
00:23:55,793 --> 00:23:57,144
Only two puffs.
426
00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:59,260
You will experience streamline motion.
427
00:23:59,260 --> 00:24:01,210
Not friction.
428
00:24:01,210 --> 00:24:02,449
Nonsense.
429
00:24:02,449 --> 00:24:13,951
Take it. This is 'the truth'.
-Scram! Bloody addict!
430
00:24:13,951 --> 00:24:18,197
Children, today we shall solve
a problem on vertical circular motion.
431
00:24:18,197 --> 00:24:20,405
Let me first explain the problem to you.
432
00:24:20,405 --> 00:24:21,521
Vaibhav.
433
00:24:21,521 --> 00:24:22,376
Aunty.
434
00:24:22,376 --> 00:24:24,088
She was walking down
the stairs and fell.
435
00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:25,476
She is frothing in the mouth.
436
00:24:25,476 --> 00:24:26,289
Hello.
Ambulance.
437
00:24:26,289 --> 00:24:27,855
Come to Lal Burj quickly.
It's an emergency.
438
00:24:27,855 --> 00:24:31,298
What? Froth? Where?
439
00:24:31,298 --> 00:24:32,456
You got up?
440
00:24:32,456 --> 00:24:34,253
For that two-bit woman?
441
00:24:34,253 --> 00:24:35,764
You just want an excuse.
442
00:24:35,764 --> 00:24:38,201
Damn you!
443
00:24:38,201 --> 00:24:41,356
You will bring disgrace
on us in Jeetu Bhaiya's presence.
444
00:24:41,356 --> 00:24:44,269
Give me my 100 rupees from the bet.
445
00:24:44,269 --> 00:24:45,304
Engineer.
446
00:24:45,304 --> 00:24:47,039
Nature has done half the job.
447
00:24:47,039 --> 00:24:47,952
Water contains salt.
448
00:24:47,952 --> 00:24:49,336
Just add salt and lemon to it.
449
00:24:49,336 --> 00:24:51,369
Lemonade is ready.
450
00:24:51,369 --> 00:24:55,179
This small tip saves ten
million children's lives every year.
451
00:24:55,179 --> 00:24:56,347
It's great!
452
00:24:56,347 --> 00:24:57,336
Isn't it?
453
00:24:57,336 --> 00:24:58,646
Go and prepare two glasses now.
454
00:24:58,646 --> 00:25:00,494
Three.
455
00:25:00,494 --> 00:25:06,702
Mummy, Uday's girlfriend does not
call him as many times as you call me.
456
00:25:06,702 --> 00:25:08,235
Go! Go! Go! Come on!
457
00:25:08,235 --> 00:25:09,943
Well done, bro! Well done!
458
00:25:09,943 --> 00:25:11,485
You are under the oath of IIT.
459
00:25:11,485 --> 00:25:13,547
One can't follow one days,
how will one follow test cricket?
460
00:25:13,547 --> 00:25:17,909
The T-20 format has been
created for Kota students.
461
00:25:17,909 --> 00:25:20,347
IPL is the future.
462
00:25:20,347 --> 00:25:22,979
If only they would take Yuvraj to play.
463
00:25:22,979 --> 00:25:24,097
It's very wrong of them.
464
00:25:24,097 --> 00:25:26,854
You are correct, bro.
It's all politics.
465
00:25:26,854 --> 00:25:30,327
Bro, Yuvi can and Yuvi will.
466
00:25:30,327 --> 00:25:32,539
That's right, bro.
Yuvraj will return.
467
00:25:32,539 --> 00:25:34,211
You can quote me on that.
468
00:25:34,211 --> 00:25:36,106
You?
469
00:25:36,106 --> 00:25:38,134
Yes.
470
00:25:38,134 --> 00:25:39,762
He will return.
471
00:25:39,762 --> 00:25:44,375
Children, today we shall solve
a problem on impulse momentum theorem
472
00:25:44,375 --> 00:25:50,384
In it we shall learn
to calculate impulse.
473
00:25:50,384 --> 00:25:53,141
Wow! There was no sound today.
474
00:25:53,141 --> 00:25:56,237
You know this is really inappropriate.
475
00:25:56,237 --> 00:25:58,514
I'm happy for you, buddy.
476
00:25:58,514 --> 00:26:01,543
Children, we will solve
a problem on friction today.
477
00:26:01,543 --> 00:26:05,383
As you can see in the
picture two blocks are made.
478
00:26:05,383 --> 00:26:08,769
Both the blocks are kept on a wedge
479
00:26:08,769 --> 00:26:10,798
..and both are connected
with the help of a string.
480
00:26:10,798 --> 00:26:16,731
[Educator speaking]
481
00:26:16,731 --> 00:26:18,134
Shall we?
482
00:26:18,134 --> 00:26:18,974
Yes.
483
00:26:18,974 --> 00:26:22,970
It is 6:30 already.
484
00:26:22,970 --> 00:26:24,164
For which the system..
485
00:26:24,164 --> 00:26:32,675
Let's go.
486
00:26:32,675 --> 00:26:36,514
That was done in class.
487
00:26:36,514 --> 00:26:41,711
But I'm glad today you came
with DPP and sheets finished.
488
00:26:41,711 --> 00:26:43,579
That means this chap
is able to sit up longer.
489
00:26:43,579 --> 00:26:45,519
Yes, sir.
490
00:26:45,519 --> 00:26:47,809
Is food and water sorted?
491
00:26:47,809 --> 00:26:49,195
Yes, Bhaiya.
492
00:26:49,195 --> 00:26:50,961
Are you able to crap properly?
493
00:26:50,961 --> 00:26:53,510
Oh, Bhaiya!
494
00:26:53,510 --> 00:26:55,809
Come along.
Why are you being shy with me?
495
00:26:55,809 --> 00:26:59,695
I am your agony aunt.
496
00:26:59,695 --> 00:27:02,202
And we have a long journey together.
497
00:27:02,202 --> 00:27:03,994
Everyone has these problems.
498
00:27:03,994 --> 00:27:11,237
I too have them.
499
00:27:11,237 --> 00:27:14,510
Have you been doing Physical Chemistry?
500
00:27:14,510 --> 00:27:16,376
Give me one.
501
00:27:16,376 --> 00:27:17,277
A cigarette?
502
00:27:17,277 --> 00:27:18,418
Yes.
503
00:27:18,418 --> 00:27:20,077
Cigarette, Bhaiya?
504
00:27:20,077 --> 00:27:23,037
When I don't feel the urge
and the situation is under control..
505
00:27:23,037 --> 00:27:32,269
..then you can cheat sometimes.
506
00:27:32,269 --> 00:27:34,191
Cheating occasionally is fine.
507
00:27:34,191 --> 00:27:45,297
As long as it doesn't become a habit.
508
00:27:45,297 --> 00:27:48,023
- What's the matter?
- Auto!
509
00:27:48,023 --> 00:27:49,135
Lets rush to Vigyan Nagar.
510
00:27:49,135 --> 00:27:50,885
- Let's go, sir.
- Bhaiya!
511
00:27:50,885 --> 00:27:54,527
- Bhaiya!
- I'll see you later.
512
00:27:54,527 --> 00:27:58,039
What happened?
513
00:27:58,039 --> 00:27:58,896
Nature's call?
514
00:27:58,896 --> 00:28:04,088
Yes.
515
00:28:04,088 --> 00:28:05,465
Meena.
516
00:28:05,465 --> 00:28:07,999
Come.
517
00:28:07,999 --> 00:28:09,230
It's only 5 O'clock.
518
00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:10,929
Let's go! Come!
519
00:28:10,929 --> 00:28:12,227
It's always the same..
520
00:28:12,227 --> 00:28:13,019
Let's go!
521
00:28:13,019 --> 00:28:15,117
I just needed to study
one more paragraph.
522
00:28:15,117 --> 00:28:18,099
What will you gain from
studying one paragraph?
523
00:28:18,099 --> 00:28:19,780
Jeetu Bhaiya said so.
524
00:28:19,780 --> 00:28:22,318
Occasional cheating is fine.
525
00:28:22,318 --> 00:29:01,617
As long as you don't form a habit.
526
00:29:01,617 --> 00:29:04,635
'The person you are
calling is not answering.
527
00:29:04,635 --> 00:29:08,717
Please try later.'
528
00:29:08,717 --> 00:29:14,862
He's not picking my call.
529
00:29:14,862 --> 00:29:16,119
Now he is in a happy place.
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