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And this one is just for you.
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Perfect.
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Because if you want to be
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in my coats, there are some things
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that you need to be aware of.
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And one of them
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is that it's all about me.
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It's all about me
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worshiping me, spending on me,
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binging and bingeing on clips lying
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every clip that you possibly can
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to worship
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being a good boy
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and doing what you're told
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I am your new religion.
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I am your new God.
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And you will do whatever I say.
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Now, that's all religions
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There's a few things to keep in mind.
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And prayer
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is one of them.
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Waking up in the morning
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putting your hands together
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and thanking me for existing and your life
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and for being your God
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goddess.
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Whichever one you prefer
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in the morning,
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in the afternoon and before bed.
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You all say your prayers
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and thank me for existing.
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Thank me for being
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your God in your new role.
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Engine, your everything
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you will do
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everything you can to please me
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to put a smile on my face,
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to worship as often as you can
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anywhere
that you are anywhere that you go.
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Worshiping me
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is the most important thing.
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Thanking me for existing
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Now that is a big one.
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Thanking me for being in your life
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showing your gratitude
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towards me
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how grateful you are
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to be a part
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of all this of my life.
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And you will treat me like God
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because that is what I am to you.
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I am your God
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I am your religion.
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I am everything
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I am everything.
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You never knew you need and
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sure you will worship every inch of me
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and you will say your prayers
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like a good boy.
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Let's go over those prayers,
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shall we?
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God. God is Amanda.
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Thank you for being in my life.
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Thank you for blessing me
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with your presence.
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Thank you for existing
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thank you for allowing me to worship
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and you will say those words
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over and over and over again.
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How grateful you are
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and it's very important
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to show your gratitude
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and just like in churches,
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tithes are required
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and it's no different with me
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you pay
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a percentage of what you make
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and you send it to me
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weekly, daily, monthly.
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But you will send
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I am your God.
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I am your religion.
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You worship me and only me,
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anyone, anything else is just a false God.
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So you will commit to me
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you will commit to worshiping
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the spending to put a smile on my face
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to thanking me
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for allowing you to be a part
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of my religion.
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Of my world.
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You will show your gratitude
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you will stroll
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you will worship,
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you will pray
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you will always show gratitude.
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And like I said,
and any church, you pay too high.
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And then you'll do the same
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and if you can't do that,
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then you're not welcome into my religion.
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Everybody that follows
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the religion of God is Amanda Hayes.
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If you see there's a bill
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that needs to be taken care of,
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you pay for it.
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Because
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you worship.
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You say my name as many times as you can.
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You pray as many times as you can.
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And you remember that I am God,
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that I am your religion.
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And you will worship and you will struggle
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and you will show me
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that you want to be a part
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of all of this.
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You'll do anything for me,
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and that's
why you're going to repeat after me.
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All right, you ready?
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As of right now,
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my faith is in God.
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It's Amanda.
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My religion is God.
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US, Amanda,
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I will worship Goddess Amanda.
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I will pray to God as Amanda.
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I will show my gratitude
for Goddess Amanda.
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I will do whatever God, as Amanda says,
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I will worship her.
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I will pray to her
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every day,
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all throughout the day.
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I will worship and pray
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to my goddess
Amanda, to my God, to my new religion.
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And you will announce any faith,
any religion
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that you previously had,
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because now is a time
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to join my religion,
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which is all about me.
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About how
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incredibly imperfect I am
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and how good it feels to worship,
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how good it feels to stroke
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all of those things.
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It feels right.
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No other religion
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has made you feel like this
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I repeat after me,
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God is Amanda
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is my new religion.
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God is Amanda
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is my new God.
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God is Amanda is my new religion.
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I will worship Goddess Amanda.
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I will do what God is.
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Amanda says
I will pay my tithes I will pray.
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I will worship
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I will show my gratitude
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it's very simple.
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Very simple
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to be a part
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of my religion.
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Any other
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book or Bible that you may
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previously have owned goes in the trash
because I am God.
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Now I am your God.
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Now I am your religion. Now
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all of those are fake,
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not real,
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but I am real.
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And I am right in front of you
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and you will do as you're told.
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So whatever Bible or bullshit
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you have or previous religions
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goes away. Now,
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and you pray on your knees to me,
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thanking me for my existence
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every single day.
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On your knees,
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bowing down and worshiping
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your new God, your new religion,
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and being grateful
for having the opportunity
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to join, to be a part of
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me. So you understand the rules now
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you worship, you pray
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Prayer is so important
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in any religion, and especially in mine.
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You will pray to me
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you will thank me,
you will show gratitude.
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You will be
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good for your new God.
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You will pay your time
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and you will do things
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that I want you to do.
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You know,
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I think I made myself clear
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and if you're serious about joining
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my religion and being a part of it,
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you all stand $100 tribute
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and attach to it.
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You say
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God is Amanda,
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I want to join your religion.
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You are my new God.
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And I will do anything for you.
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Understand?
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God now pay your times,
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get to praying
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and get to worshiping
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and throw away
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anything and everything
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that resembles your old religion.
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Because it's me now God.
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Amanda, God is Amanda
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it's me.
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Throw them away
and focus on your new faith.
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