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And of course I set it to
Icelandic time because we share
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a love of the aurora borealis,
Gordy.
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And you have no idea
how to tell time.
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Great gift, Dad.
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Way to think things through.
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Somehow, you'd think that a man
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who can send a rocket
into space would be able
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to manage a halfway decent
birthday present.
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Nope.
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You know, Gordy,
all things considered,
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maybe my gift
isn't so bad after all.
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Aw.
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Hey, Gordy. Surprise!
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Wow! Now, there's a gift.
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Here you go, Gordy.
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Happy birthday.
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Oh, beautiful, Haley.
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Aw.
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Good morning on what is
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sure to be a windy one.
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We have a high wind warning
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for the L.A. County coast
and valleys
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with some clouds sure to
come in around 10:00 a.m.
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And even though the high gust
warning will, um, expire
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mid to late morning,
you'll still want to keep...
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The search
for a group of missing hikers
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is set to resume this morning
just outside Agua Dulce.
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The tour group went out
two days ago
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and on the Pacific Crest Trail
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But didn't come back
as expected that night.
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Crews started searching
yesterday morning...
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And traffic is already backed up
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due to an accident
on the southbound 101.
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It is 7:44 with Bo and Ives.
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Bang.
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Bang.
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Bang.
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Whoa. Come on.
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Down, down.
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Down, down, down.
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Bang! Yes, a good boy.
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Up. Up, up.
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Okay, up. Up, up.
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Got to keep our heads up
out the clouds on this one.
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I know.
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Now, we land this...
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Yeah. Like
Six Guns.
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I mean, we really put on a show,
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well, you know they're gonna
bring us back for the sequel.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, we sure as hell ain't
got to sell no more horses.
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So just execute.
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And we ain't got
no more problems. Mm.
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You good?
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You good?
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Where your sister?
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What's that about?
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- She's supposed to be here.
- Yeah.
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Goddamn it.
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Thought I told you
to fix the damn walker.
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You hear that?
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Pops.
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- Come on, come on. Pop.
- Firefly.
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- What else? What else?
- Ghost.
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Uh-huh.
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Beethoven.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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- Commodore.
- Yeah.
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Virgil.
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You good. You good.
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You good. You good.
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You good, man. You good.
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- Ghost.
- You good. You good. You good.
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- Pops?
- Lucky.
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- Pops. Pops.
- Commodore.
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Pops!
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OJ.
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Oh. Hi, horsie.
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Hey, hey, hey. Don't
look him in the eyes, please.
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Okay.
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You ready to do
the safety meeting?
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Uh, I'm gonna need like five...
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Um, my team's almost here.
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Your team's not here.
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Okay. Hold.
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Sorry, I got the horse guy
talking to me, too.
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- What's up? Copy.
- Safety meeting at the...
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Ms. Bonnie Clayton on set.
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Here she is, everybody.
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Take a look at all of that.
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Fynn, this is OJ,
our horse trainer.
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You remember these guys
from
Flash Point.
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Yeah. Hi.
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Uh...
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Your name is OJ?
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Yeah, Otis Junior.
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Oh.
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Uh...
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Where's the o... the other guy?
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- The-the-the senior guy?
- Dude, he died.
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About six months ago.
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A bunch of random shit
fell out of a plane.
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So I guess we're stuck
with Junior over here.
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- No.
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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Fuck. Great.
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Uh, Ant, how we looking?
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Yeah, good, if we're selling
a horse's ass.
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That's, uh,
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legendary cinematographer
Antlers Holst over here...
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Let's go ahead
and spin the horse.
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But you had said "hold," so...
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And now I'm saying "spin." Let's go.
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Great. And while that's
spinning, can we get makeup?
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Get makeup for
Ms. Bonnie Clayton, please.
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Hold on.
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Can you step away
from the back, please?
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They told me to come here.
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Good call, OJ.
Um, tell you what,
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let's do a quick safety meeting.
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Guys, this is OJ,
our horse trainer.
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Take it away.
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Kill the music, please.
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My name is OJ. Uh...
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I think my sister's
gonna be here in a minute.
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Little louder, please.
We cannot hear you in the back.
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I said we are animal wranglers
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with Haywood Hollywood Horses.
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And, uh... did you know
the very first, uh, assem...
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Hey, yo!
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Excuse me. Sorry.
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I'm so sorry about that.
Let me do that.
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Sorry, brother.
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- Safety meeting.
- Yeah.
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Hello! How y'all doing?
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Sorry for the tardiness.
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My name is Emerald, that's OJ,
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and we are
your animal wranglers today
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with Haywood Hollywood Horses.
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Now, did you know
that the very first
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assembly of photographs
in sequential order
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to create a motion picture
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was a two-second clip
of a Black man on a horse?
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Yes, it was. Yes, it was.
Look it up.
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Now, I know you guys know
Eadweard Muybridge,
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the grandfather
of motion pictures
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who took the pictures
that created that clip,
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but does anybody know the name
of the Black jockey
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that rode the horse?
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No.
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Nope? I mean,
the very first stuntman,
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animal wrangler and movie star
all rolled into one,
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and there is literally
no record of him.
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That man was a Bahamian jockey
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that went by the name
of Alistair E. Haywood.
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And he is
my great-great-grandfather.
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- Great.
- There's another "great" grandfather.
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That's why
back at the Haywood Ranch,
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as the only Black-owned
horse trainers in Hollywood,
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we like to say, "Since the
moment pictures could move,
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we had skin in the game."
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All right, let's get into
some, uh, safety precautions
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while we're on set, shall we?
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Number one, please refrain
from making any loud noises,
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sudden movements,
and keep your cell phones off.
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We'd really appreciate that.
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Two, if you see anything
that looks or feels unsafe,
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contact me, OJ or your second
in chain of command.
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And three,
let's have a great shoot!
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Uh, and I'm Emerald Haywood.
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I direct, write, produce, act.
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Uh, motorcycles, baby.
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Look, I-I make
a mean grilled cheese
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if you're looking for crafty.
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Just-just holler at me.
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Okay, that was great.
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That was... that was a lot.
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Uh, let's do a rehearsal.
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- Yeah? Rehearsal?
- Rehearsing, we should.
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We should do one. Rehearsing.
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I think...
I think he might need a break.
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Yeah, we'll rehearse one first,
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and then break, yeah?
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Well, I'm ready to do one.
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OJ, she's...
she's ready to do one.
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Tell the horse
we're ready to do one.
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VFX, can we get the ball
in here while we have a sec?
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- Em.
- VFX. Uh, and, OJ,
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you can... you can step off.
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Step out. Step off.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Uh, step out.
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Em?
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What's the horse's name?
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- Uh, Lucky.
- Lucky.
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- Is he?
- VFX!
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Yeah. Em?
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- Uh, OJ, let's step off.
- You calling me?
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
- I'm trying to work.
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What'd I tell you
about that, man?
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Hey, man, if she can't
get near the back of the horse,
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- what are we doing here?
- Hey, hey, hey, hey! -
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- Whoa!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
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- whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Medic.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- Are you okay?
- Whoa, whoa.
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Look,
maybe it's just too soon, huh?
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Yeah, it's not the gig.
Not ready yet.
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Right?
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- We need it, man.
- No, I know.
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Your dad left an enormous hole.
I know that.
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But don't worry,
there'll be others.
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All right? I'm sorry.
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- And...
- Sorry.
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Just, you tell her sorry.
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Thank you for the opportunity.
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Come on, now.
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Oh, where's VFX?
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Oh, all right. You got it.
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Sorry, that was...
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So, where am I dropping you?
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I'm-a go up with you.
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I need to get some shit.
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My little girl said, you know,
I could crash at her place,
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so I'll be gone in the morning.
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So I'm gonna drive you back
tomorrow?
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I can find a ride.
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But, I mean, like, can I get
fun OJ out this bitch?
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'Cause this wack-ass OJ
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is really making me feel
like I'm not loved.
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Is that how you want
your little sister to feel?
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What happened to Gold Rush?
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Gold Rush went bankrupt.
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It's been this for three years.
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- Damn.
- Howdy, folks.
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Welcome to Jupiter's Claim.
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Step on up for the wishing well.
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Get your Jupe Jangle.
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Go on,
take a picture at the well.
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Cowboys and cowgirls,
240
00:15:19,180 --> 00:15:20,615
just a little heads-up.
241
00:15:20,648 --> 00:15:24,252
Join us Fridays at 5:30 p.m.
for the brand-spanking-new
242
00:15:24,285 --> 00:15:25,854
Jupiter's Claim
Star Lasso Experience.
243
00:15:25,888 --> 00:15:27,331
Come on over
to the Sundae Saloon.
244
00:15:27,355 --> 00:15:29,892
Get your ice-cold sarsaparilla.
245
00:15:33,561 --> 00:15:35,831
Look at this. I've never
seen anything like it.
246
00:15:40,168 --> 00:15:41,704
- Oh, shi...
- Come on.
247
00:15:41,737 --> 00:15:43,304
I'm sorry, y'all. I'm sorry.
248
00:15:43,338 --> 00:15:44,740
- Photo bomb.
- You ruined it.
249
00:15:44,773 --> 00:15:46,274
- Yeah, my bad.
- Gold, I tell you.
250
00:15:46,307 --> 00:15:48,711
They got gold up in here.
251
00:15:49,712 --> 00:15:51,212
Lucky.
252
00:15:51,245 --> 00:15:52,681
Hang tight.
253
00:15:52,715 --> 00:15:54,783
I'll be back.
254
00:15:54,817 --> 00:15:56,551
Let's go.
255
00:16:13,902 --> 00:16:16,504
How many you sold?
256
00:16:16,537 --> 00:16:17,906
How many?
257
00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:19,775
Ten.
258
00:16:19,808 --> 00:16:21,576
You sold ten of Pops' horses?
259
00:16:21,609 --> 00:16:23,211
I'm gonna get 'em back.
260
00:16:23,244 --> 00:16:25,380
- Can you stay out here?
- Why?
261
00:16:25,413 --> 00:16:27,281
I'm developing
a business relationship,
262
00:16:27,315 --> 00:16:28,784
and you're a liability
right now.
263
00:16:28,817 --> 00:16:30,184
How am I a liability?
264
00:16:30,218 --> 00:16:31,552
How are you a lia...
265
00:16:32,553 --> 00:16:34,923
Don't promote your fucking
side shit on the job.
266
00:16:34,957 --> 00:16:37,225
- Oh, my God.
- Actor, singer, dancer,
267
00:16:37,258 --> 00:16:39,260
seamstress, motorcycles.
268
00:16:39,293 --> 00:16:41,562
You want to promote something,
promote this business.
269
00:16:41,596 --> 00:16:42,931
No, OJ. No.
270
00:16:42,965 --> 00:16:45,633
First of all, that's not
my side shit. This is.
271
00:16:45,668 --> 00:16:48,871
And second of all, if anybody's
a liability...
272
00:16:48,904 --> 00:16:51,339
- Fuck you.
- No, fuck you.
273
00:16:52,273 --> 00:16:54,810
Hi there. It's Amber
again from Jupe's Claim.
274
00:16:54,843 --> 00:16:57,680
It does look like we were able
to squeeze out, uh,
275
00:16:57,713 --> 00:17:00,248
a couple of extra press passes
276
00:17:00,281 --> 00:17:03,686
for the upcoming
friends and family preview.
277
00:17:04,987 --> 00:17:07,255
Oh. No apology necessary.
278
00:17:07,288 --> 00:17:09,524
This is in reference
to the biggest, bestest,
279
00:17:09,557 --> 00:17:11,727
brand-new live show we have
coming up here at the park,
280
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,762
- which is sneaking up on us...
- Come in.
281
00:17:13,796 --> 00:17:15,506
If you'd like, I can
go ahead and put you down...
282
00:17:15,530 --> 00:17:17,365
OJ.
283
00:17:17,398 --> 00:17:18,599
Thanks for coming up.
284
00:17:18,633 --> 00:17:20,669
How you doing?
This is my sister Em.
285
00:17:20,703 --> 00:17:22,503
Hi there.
286
00:17:22,537 --> 00:17:26,441
So, uh... who'd you bring me?
287
00:17:26,474 --> 00:17:28,010
Uh, Lucky.
288
00:17:28,043 --> 00:17:30,244
He's my second-best horse,
you know, uh...
289
00:17:30,278 --> 00:17:31,780
He lost focus.
290
00:17:31,814 --> 00:17:35,650
So, uh... I mean, I did, too,
but I can't fire myself.
291
00:17:35,684 --> 00:17:38,653
- That's good.
- Hold up.
292
00:17:38,687 --> 00:17:40,321
This you?
293
00:17:40,354 --> 00:17:42,891
You literally the Asian kid
from
Kid Sheriff?
294
00:17:42,925 --> 00:17:44,468
- Em, Em, Em, Em...
- No, it's okay.
295
00:17:44,492 --> 00:17:46,494
Yeah, I was, uh...
I was Lil' Jupe.
296
00:17:46,527 --> 00:17:48,496
Ah, dude, you were
literally my favorite.
297
00:17:48,529 --> 00:17:50,264
You mind if I get
a picture real quick?
298
00:17:50,298 --> 00:17:51,900
Hey, you mind if we talk?
299
00:17:51,934 --> 00:17:54,335
Yes. Of course.
300
00:17:54,368 --> 00:17:56,337
Please, browse away.
301
00:17:56,370 --> 00:17:58,406
Su casa es mi casa.
302
00:17:58,439 --> 00:18:00,608
Thank you. I sure will.
303
00:18:00,641 --> 00:18:02,978
Um, so...
304
00:18:03,011 --> 00:18:04,780
same deal, yeah? Eleven-five?
305
00:18:04,813 --> 00:18:07,348
- Yeah. Thank you.
- That's 3D. Yeah.
306
00:18:07,381 --> 00:18:09,818
Whatever happened to that
Black boy? He was good.
307
00:18:09,852 --> 00:18:11,519
Stop, stop.
308
00:18:12,453 --> 00:18:14,056
He was good.
309
00:18:14,089 --> 00:18:16,759
I actually wanted to, uh,
lay some groundwork,
310
00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:20,028
uh, to a pathway of-of, uh,
buying some of them back.
311
00:18:20,062 --> 00:18:21,629
All right?
312
00:18:21,663 --> 00:18:23,665
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
313
00:18:23,699 --> 00:18:25,500
Yeah. Totally.
314
00:18:25,533 --> 00:18:27,770
Um...
315
00:18:27,803 --> 00:18:28,871
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
316
00:18:28,904 --> 00:18:30,806
Actually, OJ,
317
00:18:30,839 --> 00:18:33,641
the offer I made your dad
is still on the table.
318
00:18:33,675 --> 00:18:34,642
Oh, uh...
319
00:18:34,676 --> 00:18:36,945
- Let me... Let...
- Yo, wait a minute.
320
00:18:36,979 --> 00:18:40,015
So, that...
321
00:18:40,048 --> 00:18:42,517
OJ, have I shown you this?
322
00:18:42,550 --> 00:18:45,921
This is in reference
to the
Gordy's Home incident.
323
00:18:47,355 --> 00:18:49,992
Gordy's Home. Yeah, yeah.
324
00:18:50,025 --> 00:18:53,427
So,
Gordy's Home is
a short-lived but fabled sitcom
325
00:18:53,461 --> 00:18:56,064
I starred in in '96
after
Kid Sheriff blew up.
326
00:18:56,098 --> 00:18:57,699
Yeah, my pops told me
about this show.
327
00:18:57,733 --> 00:19:00,102
The-the monkey went crazy
or some shit.
328
00:19:00,135 --> 00:19:03,839
You know, I usually charge
a fee for this.
329
00:19:06,809 --> 00:19:07,943
Oh, damn.
330
00:19:07,976 --> 00:19:09,778
Ta-da.
331
00:19:09,812 --> 00:19:11,646
Hmm.
332
00:19:16,685 --> 00:19:18,553
That's the first
exploding fist bump.
333
00:19:18,586 --> 00:19:20,354
What? Really?
334
00:19:20,388 --> 00:19:21,790
Y'all came up with that?
335
00:19:21,824 --> 00:19:25,093
So, as I was saying, uh,
Gordy's Home began airing
336
00:19:25,127 --> 00:19:27,495
in the fall of '96...
337
00:19:27,528 --> 00:19:29,765
...and it was an immediate hit.
338
00:19:29,798 --> 00:19:31,700
Uh, ratings were huge.
339
00:19:31,733 --> 00:19:33,367
Pretty good reviews.
340
00:19:33,401 --> 00:19:35,103
Just really took off.
341
00:19:35,137 --> 00:19:36,839
Yeah.
342
00:19:37,873 --> 00:19:40,843
Then, uh, one day...
343
00:19:41,743 --> 00:19:43,745
...we were shooting an episode
344
00:19:43,779 --> 00:19:47,082
in season two entitled, uh,
"Gordy's Birthday."
345
00:19:47,115 --> 00:19:50,651
And, um... boom.
346
00:19:50,686 --> 00:19:54,089
One of the chimps
that plays Gordy just...
347
00:19:54,122 --> 00:19:55,757
just hit his limit.
348
00:19:55,791 --> 00:20:00,561
And it was six minutes
and 13 seconds of havoc.
349
00:20:01,495 --> 00:20:04,032
Network tried to bury hit,
but it was a spectacle.
350
00:20:04,066 --> 00:20:06,134
People are just obsessed.
351
00:20:06,168 --> 00:20:07,568
You're kidding me.
352
00:20:07,602 --> 00:20:09,570
OJ, you said you heard
about that?
353
00:20:09,604 --> 00:20:12,007
Mm-hmm. That's why
they don't let you use chimps.
354
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,009
That's part of the reason.
355
00:20:14,042 --> 00:20:17,411
There's a growing
Gordy's Home
fan base out there now.
356
00:20:17,445 --> 00:20:19,014
This Dutch couple paid me 50K
357
00:20:19,047 --> 00:20:20,782
to come in here
and spend the night.
358
00:20:20,816 --> 00:20:22,684
I didn't ask.
359
00:20:22,718 --> 00:20:23,886
That's crazy.
360
00:20:27,488 --> 00:20:29,825
So, what happened really, man?
361
00:20:32,928 --> 00:20:35,529
You haven't seen
the Bad Gordy sketch on
SNL?
362
00:20:35,563 --> 00:20:38,000
I mean, they pretty much
nailed it better than I could.
363
00:20:38,033 --> 00:20:40,669
- Mm.
- No?
364
00:20:41,469 --> 00:20:42,938
Saturday Night Live?
365
00:20:42,971 --> 00:20:45,107
Darrell Hammond as Tom.
366
00:20:45,140 --> 00:20:47,642
Ana Gasteyer as Phyllis.
367
00:20:47,676 --> 00:20:50,779
Cheri Oteri as Mary Jo Elliot.
368
00:20:50,812 --> 00:20:53,181
Scott Wolf is the host.
He's me.
369
00:20:53,215 --> 00:20:55,549
But, of course,
the star of the sketch
370
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:58,519
is Chris goddamn Kattan
as Gordy,
371
00:20:58,552 --> 00:21:00,856
and he is...
372
00:21:00,889 --> 00:21:02,925
undeniable, okay?
373
00:21:02,958 --> 00:21:04,726
Bit goes like this.
374
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:07,062
Everyone's trying to celebrate
Gordy's birthday,
375
00:21:07,095 --> 00:21:12,034
but every time Gordy hears
something about the jungle,
376
00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:15,569
Gordy... Kattan... goes off.
377
00:21:15,603 --> 00:21:18,674
And it's... it's Kattan.
378
00:21:18,707 --> 00:21:20,943
He's just crushing it.
379
00:21:20,976 --> 00:21:22,945
He is a force of nature.
380
00:21:22,978 --> 00:21:26,181
He is killing on that stage.
381
00:21:33,055 --> 00:21:35,257
Yeah.
382
00:21:35,290 --> 00:21:37,558
It's legendary.
383
00:21:37,591 --> 00:21:39,493
Legendary shit.
384
00:21:39,527 --> 00:21:41,830
Yeah.
385
00:21:41,863 --> 00:21:43,531
Yeah, I'm gonna have to
go ahead,
386
00:21:43,564 --> 00:21:45,109
look that one up on YouTube.
387
00:21:45,133 --> 00:21:46,567
Details, you know?
388
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,103
Totally.
389
00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:53,942
I got some work I got to do.
390
00:21:54,843 --> 00:21:57,145
So we ain't gonna chill
tonight, nothing?
391
00:21:57,179 --> 00:21:59,815
- You want to work?
- Hell no.
392
00:22:04,219 --> 00:22:06,121
So, uh, what was the offer?
393
00:22:06,154 --> 00:22:08,489
- Jupe?
- Yeah.
394
00:22:09,224 --> 00:22:10,892
He offered to buy the ranch.
395
00:22:10,926 --> 00:22:12,227
Oh, really?
396
00:22:12,260 --> 00:22:14,196
That's interesting. How much?
397
00:22:14,229 --> 00:22:15,998
Why?
398
00:22:16,031 --> 00:22:19,901
'Cause... I'm trying to see
how big of a dumb-ass you are.
399
00:22:21,136 --> 00:22:22,971
Big dumb-ass, probably.
400
00:22:38,619 --> 00:22:40,621
So I guess you don't want
to see what's good
401
00:22:40,654 --> 00:22:42,556
with Dad liquor cabinet,
then, huh?!
402
00:22:49,630 --> 00:22:51,800
I got that hobby weed, too,
actually.
403
00:22:53,301 --> 00:22:55,137
That's all you had to say, then.
404
00:22:55,170 --> 00:22:56,637
The hobby weed.
405
00:22:56,671 --> 00:22:58,316
That's all you had to say,
just let me know.
406
00:22:58,340 --> 00:22:59,941
You should've dropped that
at the top.
407
00:22:59,975 --> 00:23:01,843
"I got the hobby weed."
You know I'm ready.
408
00:23:08,083 --> 00:23:10,886
Okay, your reflexes
are still quick. Like, whoa.
409
00:23:10,919 --> 00:23:13,755
- I ain't mad at it.
- I'm watching.
410
00:23:20,228 --> 00:23:21,730
Drink.
411
00:23:26,368 --> 00:23:28,670
Oh, shit.
412
00:23:28,703 --> 00:23:30,672
Remember Jean Jacket?
413
00:23:30,705 --> 00:23:33,075
Yeah, good horse.
414
00:23:33,108 --> 00:23:36,144
Supposed to be
my first horse, actually.
415
00:23:36,178 --> 00:23:38,313
I was just talking
to my therapist about this
416
00:23:38,346 --> 00:23:40,248
- not too long ago.
- Therapist?
417
00:23:40,282 --> 00:23:44,086
Yes. I fuck one
on occasion sometimes.
418
00:23:45,821 --> 00:23:49,024
I was telling her that,
for my ninth birthday,
419
00:23:49,057 --> 00:23:51,893
I was supposed to get
to train Jean Jacket.
420
00:23:51,927 --> 00:23:54,329
But then Pops got
some Western, and...
421
00:23:54,362 --> 00:23:56,198
Jean Jacket wasn't mine no more.
422
00:23:56,231 --> 00:23:58,767
Classic Otis Senior.
423
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,036
I distinctly remember...
424
00:24:02,704 --> 00:24:04,638
...standing right here
at this window,
425
00:24:04,673 --> 00:24:07,275
watching y'all train my horse.
426
00:24:07,309 --> 00:24:08,977
My horse.
427
00:24:10,679 --> 00:24:13,115
Pops never looked up at me.
428
00:24:13,148 --> 00:24:14,850
Whoa, now.
429
00:24:14,883 --> 00:24:17,052
Whoa, now. Whoa, now.
430
00:24:18,153 --> 00:24:19,955
OJ, come on.
431
00:24:26,695 --> 00:24:29,264
But you did, nigga.
432
00:24:29,297 --> 00:24:31,199
Remember?
433
00:24:34,035 --> 00:24:36,738
It was
Scorpion King, actually.
434
00:24:36,771 --> 00:24:38,773
It wasn't a Western.
435
00:24:39,474 --> 00:24:42,677
That was the first job
Pops took me on.
436
00:24:42,711 --> 00:24:44,846
Wasn't much fun.
437
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,782
Ended up using camels
anyways, so...
438
00:24:50,118 --> 00:24:52,387
The point is...
439
00:24:52,420 --> 00:24:54,723
Yeah, fuck the point.
440
00:24:55,390 --> 00:24:57,459
Yo, that man was
hardheaded as fuck.
441
00:24:57,492 --> 00:24:59,394
And so are you.
442
00:24:59,427 --> 00:25:01,029
That's it.
443
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:07,836
But at the end of the day,
you got to...
444
00:25:07,869 --> 00:25:10,705
you got to admit, man, Pops...
445
00:25:13,775 --> 00:25:16,178
Pops did something
when he made this place.
446
00:25:17,746 --> 00:25:20,048
He changed the industry.
447
00:25:20,081 --> 00:25:22,083
That's real.
448
00:25:23,885 --> 00:25:26,021
I can't just let that go.
449
00:25:27,756 --> 00:25:30,225
Why is Ghost in the arena?
450
00:25:58,019 --> 00:25:59,888
What's good?
451
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,861
Yeah.
452
00:26:31,286 --> 00:26:34,055
Hey, yo, Em. Em!
453
00:26:34,089 --> 00:26:35,523
Turn it down!
454
00:26:35,557 --> 00:26:37,025
All right!
455
00:26:50,372 --> 00:26:52,440
Hey!
456
00:26:52,474 --> 00:26:54,309
Where he going?
457
00:27:38,286 --> 00:27:40,855
What if I...
458
00:27:42,657 --> 00:27:45,226
What if I told you...
459
00:27:47,028 --> 00:27:50,098
...you'll leave here different?
460
00:27:53,234 --> 00:27:58,106
See, every Friday
for the last six months...
461
00:27:59,507 --> 00:28:03,345
...my family and I bore witness
462
00:28:03,378 --> 00:28:05,613
to an absolute
463
00:28:05,647 --> 00:28:07,549
spectacle.
464
00:28:47,021 --> 00:28:48,923
Huh?
465
00:29:15,150 --> 00:29:17,252
You see it? The power?
466
00:29:18,353 --> 00:29:20,321
Where's Ghost?
467
00:29:22,190 --> 00:29:24,459
- I don't know.
- Hold on.
468
00:29:31,499 --> 00:29:33,702
Boom. Power went out.
469
00:29:33,736 --> 00:29:36,204
- See?
- Rewind.
470
00:29:41,609 --> 00:29:43,211
Stop.
471
00:29:44,078 --> 00:29:46,147
Ghost talking about,
"I ain't listening.
472
00:29:46,181 --> 00:29:49,083
I'm not trained.
I do whatever the fuck I want."
473
00:29:50,218 --> 00:29:52,020
What?
474
00:29:52,053 --> 00:29:53,955
What'd you see?
475
00:30:02,197 --> 00:30:04,232
What's a bad miracle?
476
00:30:04,265 --> 00:30:06,267
Hmm?
477
00:30:07,535 --> 00:30:09,971
They got a word for that?
478
00:30:11,506 --> 00:30:13,241
Nope.
479
00:30:14,242 --> 00:30:17,212
They said it was a prop plane
or something that killed Pops.
480
00:30:19,514 --> 00:30:21,784
That shit ain't never
made sense to me.
481
00:30:21,817 --> 00:30:23,618
Then tonight,
I heard Ghost make a sound
482
00:30:23,651 --> 00:30:25,153
I ain't never heard
a horse make.
483
00:30:25,186 --> 00:30:27,388
What did you see? Hmm?
484
00:30:29,057 --> 00:30:30,658
It was big.
485
00:30:30,693 --> 00:30:32,660
- How big?
- Big.
486
00:30:32,695 --> 00:30:35,396
- What'd it look like?
- I don't know.
487
00:30:40,068 --> 00:30:42,103
It was fast.
488
00:30:42,705 --> 00:30:45,106
Too fast.
489
00:30:45,139 --> 00:30:47,342
Too quiet to be a plane.
490
00:30:47,375 --> 00:30:48,711
OJ.
491
00:30:49,577 --> 00:30:52,547
Are you saying
what I think you're saying?
492
00:30:59,220 --> 00:31:00,799
I'm telling you, man,
we don't need a lot.
493
00:31:00,823 --> 00:31:02,290
We just need enough
to make our shit
494
00:31:02,323 --> 00:31:03,601
look different
from what's out there.
495
00:31:03,625 --> 00:31:05,093
You get what I'm saying?
Like...
496
00:31:05,126 --> 00:31:06,470
You know I ain't trying
to run it up.
497
00:31:06,494 --> 00:31:09,397
I just was looking online,
and I seen a lot of shit.
498
00:31:09,430 --> 00:31:11,099
You know I'm broke, right?
499
00:31:11,132 --> 00:31:13,568
We'll use my money.
500
00:31:13,601 --> 00:31:15,403
Okay, shut up. Look.
501
00:31:15,436 --> 00:31:16,839
All right.
502
00:31:16,872 --> 00:31:18,807
There it is.
Five to a hundred K.
503
00:31:18,841 --> 00:31:21,509
- Well, read it.
- You read it, dyslexic ass.
504
00:31:21,543 --> 00:31:24,279
The point is
a website like Cyber Dominion
505
00:31:24,312 --> 00:31:26,114
will pay five to a hundred K
506
00:31:26,147 --> 00:31:28,550
for photographic evidence
of UFOs and shit.
507
00:31:28,583 --> 00:31:30,351
A hundred K?
508
00:31:30,385 --> 00:31:33,087
And that's just what I saw
on the first go.
509
00:31:34,322 --> 00:31:36,558
Now that I'm thinking about it,
fuck Cyber Dominion.
510
00:31:36,591 --> 00:31:38,827
This shit right here is
a moment... our moment.
511
00:31:38,861 --> 00:31:40,829
We set it up,
release it the right way,
512
00:31:40,863 --> 00:31:43,699
man, I'm talking
rich and famous for life.
513
00:31:43,732 --> 00:31:45,300
How you doing? You look pretty.
514
00:31:45,333 --> 00:31:46,869
She look like
she got a big house.
515
00:31:46,902 --> 00:31:48,503
- How?
- How what? How we put it out?
516
00:31:48,536 --> 00:31:50,171
- Mm.
- Well, that's what I'm saying.
517
00:31:50,204 --> 00:31:51,716
We don't just go for
the quick cash-in, okay?
518
00:31:51,740 --> 00:31:54,442
We-we go to the most credible
platform to do the story.
519
00:31:54,475 --> 00:31:56,311
- What's that? Like
Oprah?
- Yeah.
520
00:31:56,344 --> 00:31:58,355
Like
Oprah, for example.
After that, everybody want in.
521
00:31:58,379 --> 00:31:59,715
Well, I'm saying there's plenty
522
00:31:59,748 --> 00:32:01,215
of videos of flying shit online.
523
00:32:01,249 --> 00:32:02,894
I saw one the other day.
That wasn't on
Oprah.
524
00:32:02,918 --> 00:32:04,720
Nigga, I didn't say
Oprah.
You said
Oprah.
525
00:32:04,753 --> 00:32:06,387
You love
Oprah.
526
00:32:06,421 --> 00:32:08,465
Look, all I'm saying is
all that shit online is fake.
527
00:32:08,489 --> 00:32:10,859
Low quality. Ain't nobody
gonna get what we gonna get.
528
00:32:10,893 --> 00:32:12,327
What we gonna get?
529
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,729
- The shot.
- What shot?
530
00:32:13,762 --> 00:32:15,698
The shot. The money shot.
531
00:32:15,731 --> 00:32:18,166
Undeniable, singular, the...
532
00:32:18,199 --> 00:32:21,502
- the
Oprah shot.
- The
Oprah shot?
533
00:32:21,536 --> 00:32:23,338
Excuse me.
534
00:32:23,371 --> 00:32:26,207
Hi. I can help you over here.
535
00:32:28,911 --> 00:32:30,511
Hi.
536
00:32:30,545 --> 00:32:32,423
Thank you for shopping at Fry's.
537
00:32:32,447 --> 00:32:34,525
Did you guys find everything
you're looking for today?
538
00:32:34,549 --> 00:32:36,584
Yes... Angel.
539
00:32:36,618 --> 00:32:39,187
Oh. Great.
540
00:32:39,220 --> 00:32:41,222
Um, actually, do you have
a card with us?
541
00:32:41,255 --> 00:32:42,624
No, thank you.
542
00:32:42,657 --> 00:32:43,759
Uh, would you like one?
543
00:32:43,792 --> 00:32:45,360
- Because it...
- No, thank you.
544
00:32:45,393 --> 00:32:46,771
Would you like one of
our tech support personnel
545
00:32:46,795 --> 00:32:48,196
to help you
with the installation?
546
00:32:48,229 --> 00:32:50,465
No, no, no, no, no, thank you.
547
00:32:50,498 --> 00:32:51,900
Appreciate you.
548
00:32:51,934 --> 00:32:54,569
All right, uh,
no help with the install.
549
00:32:55,403 --> 00:32:57,205
Suit yourself.
550
00:32:57,238 --> 00:32:58,741
Is it a hard install?
551
00:32:58,774 --> 00:33:00,274
Well, for me, no.
552
00:33:00,308 --> 00:33:01,744
You're not gonna
be able to do it.
553
00:33:03,277 --> 00:33:04,789
What happened?
Did you guys get robbed?
554
00:33:04,813 --> 00:33:06,581
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, you know.
555
00:33:06,614 --> 00:33:07,916
A lot of blackouts.
556
00:33:07,950 --> 00:33:09,617
Take the camera out
from time to time.
557
00:33:09,651 --> 00:33:11,887
All these new cameras,
they have backup battery power,
558
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,856
so you should be fine.
559
00:33:13,889 --> 00:33:16,591
But the outages affect the
power in the battery shit, too,
560
00:33:16,624 --> 00:33:18,426
like cell phones.
561
00:33:18,459 --> 00:33:20,294
Okay. All right.
562
00:33:20,328 --> 00:33:24,532
Cell phones, they don't just
drop in power. Right?
563
00:33:24,565 --> 00:33:26,634
I mean,
maybe your Wi-Fi drops out
564
00:33:26,669 --> 00:33:28,336
whenever your system dips.
565
00:33:28,369 --> 00:33:31,639
So, that's technology.
566
00:33:34,009 --> 00:33:36,544
Okay, or maybe you're in
a UFO hot spot.
567
00:33:36,577 --> 00:33:39,647
No one believes in that.
568
00:33:49,024 --> 00:33:50,625
What's up?
569
00:33:50,658 --> 00:33:53,696
Damn. Did not realize
you guys were this far out.
570
00:33:53,729 --> 00:33:55,229
Mm-hmm.
571
00:33:55,263 --> 00:33:56,597
I don't mind, though.
572
00:33:56,631 --> 00:33:59,702
Smell of horse shit
and fresh air.
573
00:33:59,735 --> 00:34:01,636
Right?
574
00:34:03,404 --> 00:34:05,406
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
575
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:06,718
whoa, whoa, whoa.
576
00:34:06,742 --> 00:34:07,876
Whoa. Look at me, man.
577
00:34:07,910 --> 00:34:09,477
- Fuck.
- Don't do that. Don't yell.
578
00:34:09,510 --> 00:34:10,645
Sorry, man.
579
00:34:10,679 --> 00:34:12,981
Sorry if I was, like, a little
shut down this morning.
580
00:34:13,015 --> 00:34:15,516
Just got out of
a four-year relationship.
581
00:34:15,550 --> 00:34:16,617
You were fine.
582
00:34:16,651 --> 00:34:18,595
I know it's gonna sound
fucking cliché, all right,
583
00:34:18,619 --> 00:34:20,989
but I thought that
she was the one, you know?
584
00:34:21,023 --> 00:34:23,025
Is this gonna take
longer than an hour?
585
00:34:23,058 --> 00:34:25,326
This? Oh, shit, yeah.
586
00:34:25,359 --> 00:34:27,428
- I'm-a go ahead and pop out.
- Where you going?
587
00:34:27,462 --> 00:34:29,297
I got to go to the store
and get something.
588
00:34:29,330 --> 00:34:31,532
Don't worry about it.
You need anything?
589
00:34:34,635 --> 00:34:36,504
Yo.
590
00:34:36,537 --> 00:34:39,340
Her name was, uh, Rebecca Diaz.
591
00:34:40,441 --> 00:34:42,376
Yep, keep an eye out for her.
592
00:34:42,410 --> 00:34:45,480
She's an actress, model,
you know?
593
00:34:45,513 --> 00:34:48,751
She booked a pilot
on The CW, so...
594
00:34:48,784 --> 00:34:50,351
Yeah, fucking left me.
595
00:34:52,386 --> 00:34:54,655
Yeah, fucking CW.
596
00:34:57,625 --> 00:35:00,328
- So, thing about this camera...
- Actually, can it swivel up?
597
00:35:00,361 --> 00:35:02,798
Uh, yeah.
598
00:35:05,934 --> 00:35:08,070
- Boom.
- Little more?
599
00:35:08,103 --> 00:35:10,706
More. Okay.
600
00:35:13,574 --> 00:35:16,678
Yeah.
601
00:35:16,712 --> 00:35:18,781
Mm.
602
00:35:18,814 --> 00:35:20,749
Uh, yeah.
603
00:35:22,416 --> 00:35:24,318
Mm-hmm.
604
00:35:36,497 --> 00:35:39,534
Do you know they don't
call 'em UFOs anymore?
605
00:35:41,970 --> 00:35:44,605
It's fucking UAPs now.
606
00:35:46,074 --> 00:35:48,110
Why they got to change the name?
607
00:35:48,143 --> 00:35:49,745
Yeah.
608
00:35:49,778 --> 00:35:51,046
Exactly.
609
00:35:51,079 --> 00:35:52,580
No, fuck it.
I-I'll tell you why
610
00:35:52,613 --> 00:35:54,683
they changed the name,
all right?
611
00:35:54,716 --> 00:35:57,085
It-it's 'cause they want
to keep us in the dark.
612
00:35:57,119 --> 00:35:59,087
Remember when they declassified
613
00:35:59,121 --> 00:36:01,622
all that UFO footage
a couple years ago?
614
00:36:01,656 --> 00:36:03,959
Yeah. Well, people started
paying attention.
615
00:36:03,992 --> 00:36:06,028
So they changed the name
to UAPs.
616
00:36:06,061 --> 00:36:08,529
And no one knows
what the fuck a UAP is,
617
00:36:08,563 --> 00:36:10,065
so everyone lost interest.
618
00:36:10,098 --> 00:36:12,400
I saw that... that Navy clip.
619
00:36:12,433 --> 00:36:13,769
Couldn't really see 'em, though.
620
00:36:13,802 --> 00:36:15,037
Could've been better.
621
00:36:15,070 --> 00:36:18,006
It's shitty footage
of exact proof
622
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,842
that there's
an alien civilization
623
00:36:19,875 --> 00:36:21,677
out there in the universe.
624
00:36:21,710 --> 00:36:23,879
So, who's that?
625
00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:26,915
Come on, man. The little guys
with the big eyes.
626
00:36:26,949 --> 00:36:28,083
- Mm.
- Yeah.
627
00:36:28,116 --> 00:36:29,785
There's lots of theories.
628
00:36:29,818 --> 00:36:32,754
Either they're intergalactic
travelers looking for peace
629
00:36:32,788 --> 00:36:36,124
or futuristic humans
coming back in time
630
00:36:36,158 --> 00:36:38,426
to stop us
from destroying the planet,
631
00:36:38,459 --> 00:36:41,763
or they're fucking
world killers.
632
00:36:41,797 --> 00:36:43,464
Planetary destroyers.
633
00:36:43,497 --> 00:36:45,834
And that means that they've
been fucking watching us
634
00:36:45,868 --> 00:36:48,904
and studying us, waiting for
the perfect time to beam us up
635
00:36:48,937 --> 00:36:51,840
and shove metal probes
up our fucking asses.
636
00:36:54,609 --> 00:36:55,610
Cool.
637
00:36:55,643 --> 00:36:58,546
An-Anyway,
Ancient Aliens,
History Channel.
638
00:36:58,579 --> 00:37:00,716
- Watch that shit.
- Hey!
639
00:37:00,749 --> 00:37:02,483
Hey!
640
00:37:02,516 --> 00:37:04,786
Come on! Help a nigga out!
641
00:37:13,195 --> 00:37:14,963
Hey.
642
00:37:14,997 --> 00:37:17,900
Know where I could find me
a couple of big, strong fellas?
643
00:37:19,034 --> 00:37:20,168
You good?
644
00:37:20,202 --> 00:37:21,636
I'm good.
645
00:37:21,670 --> 00:37:23,972
- What?
- What's that?
646
00:37:25,207 --> 00:37:26,708
Oh, this?
647
00:37:26,742 --> 00:37:28,944
You know, just, uh,
training horses we ordered
648
00:37:28,977 --> 00:37:30,511
that I picked up.
649
00:37:30,544 --> 00:37:32,647
- Where'd you get it from?
- Don't worry about it.
650
00:37:32,681 --> 00:37:34,683
Now, come on, help me out.
651
00:37:35,684 --> 00:37:37,052
Got you.
652
00:37:37,085 --> 00:37:39,187
Okay, so... so what is that?
653
00:37:39,221 --> 00:37:41,223
- Is it like bait?
- I told you.
654
00:37:41,256 --> 00:37:43,524
It is a decoy
for horse training.
655
00:37:43,557 --> 00:37:44,960
Okay.
656
00:37:45,961 --> 00:37:48,096
Shit. Shit.
657
00:37:48,130 --> 00:37:49,765
- See?
- OJ.
658
00:37:49,798 --> 00:37:52,200
We good.
I mean, he don't know shit.
659
00:37:52,234 --> 00:37:54,803
Oh, no. You guys are doing
something shady.
660
00:37:58,206 --> 00:37:59,975
Hey there!
661
00:38:00,008 --> 00:38:01,609
Hey!
662
00:38:01,642 --> 00:38:04,012
You can stay right there,
though!
663
00:38:04,046 --> 00:38:06,081
Sure!
664
00:38:06,114 --> 00:38:07,515
What's up?
665
00:38:07,548 --> 00:38:09,184
We're setting up a decoy!
666
00:38:09,217 --> 00:38:11,987
For horse training!
667
00:38:12,020 --> 00:38:14,522
Oh, good!
668
00:38:14,555 --> 00:38:16,557
You know, we got some of those!
669
00:38:19,261 --> 00:38:20,963
Where'd you get...
670
00:38:20,996 --> 00:38:22,664
Where'd you get yours?!
671
00:38:24,733 --> 00:38:27,269
Yeah... I'm not really sure!
672
00:38:27,302 --> 00:38:29,738
My wife would know!
673
00:38:30,839 --> 00:38:33,075
- Okay! Thanks for stopping by!
- Why the... Shh.
674
00:38:33,108 --> 00:38:34,542
You don't live here.
675
00:38:34,575 --> 00:38:35,978
Sorry. Trying to help.
676
00:38:36,011 --> 00:38:37,813
Sure thing!
677
00:38:39,181 --> 00:38:42,017
Hey. I wanted
to invite you to our...
678
00:38:42,050 --> 00:38:44,119
new family live show!
679
00:38:44,152 --> 00:38:46,855
Friday! At 5:00 p.m.!
680
00:38:46,888 --> 00:38:48,556
Okay!
681
00:38:50,658 --> 00:38:53,095
Thumbs u... thumbs up.
682
00:38:53,128 --> 00:38:54,863
Should I do it?
683
00:38:54,896 --> 00:38:56,630
Yeah, do it.
684
00:38:57,232 --> 00:38:59,034
Thumbs up!
685
00:38:59,901 --> 00:39:01,970
And so,
the router's in the shed.
686
00:39:02,004 --> 00:39:05,040
I set it up so if the power
goes down on camera A,
687
00:39:05,073 --> 00:39:07,641
camera B's pointed
at the sky to catch
688
00:39:07,676 --> 00:39:09,244
whatever might have
taken it out.
689
00:39:09,277 --> 00:39:11,880
And, uh, vice versa, so...
690
00:39:11,913 --> 00:39:13,782
Thank you.
691
00:39:14,716 --> 00:39:16,227
I mean, you're really
not gonna tell me
692
00:39:16,251 --> 00:39:17,618
what the fuck is going on?
693
00:39:18,987 --> 00:39:20,898
- You'll know soon enough.
- Oh.
694
00:39:20,922 --> 00:39:22,824
Cool, cryptic.
695
00:39:23,657 --> 00:39:24,926
Fucking dicks.
696
00:39:27,095 --> 00:39:29,297
I can monitor the feeds
remotely myself, if you want.
697
00:39:29,331 --> 00:39:30,298
Free of charge.
698
00:39:30,332 --> 00:39:32,533
- Hell no.
- No.
699
00:39:33,769 --> 00:39:35,179
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.
700
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:38,840
One more thing.
701
00:39:38,874 --> 00:39:41,043
You'll be getting a call
from my supervisor
702
00:39:41,076 --> 00:39:42,116
asking how my service was.
703
00:39:42,144 --> 00:39:44,012
Five stars, Angel. Five stars.
704
00:39:44,046 --> 00:39:45,147
Thank you.
705
00:39:51,686 --> 00:39:53,688
- So, what now?
- I don't know.
706
00:39:53,722 --> 00:39:55,666
- What you want to do?
- I'm... Whatever you want to do.
707
00:39:55,690 --> 00:39:57,225
Well, I got some work
I got to do.
708
00:39:57,259 --> 00:39:59,194
I'm gonna go out...
709
00:39:59,227 --> 00:40:00,695
That's a good one.
710
00:40:22,717 --> 00:40:24,786
I'm talking
today to women who say
711
00:40:24,820 --> 00:40:27,222
they have been abducted
by aliens from another planet.
712
00:40:27,255 --> 00:40:29,724
May I briefly
say, I don't know for a fact
713
00:40:29,758 --> 00:40:30,902
that they're from
another planet.
714
00:40:30,926 --> 00:40:32,294
Well, you know you weren't
715
00:40:32,327 --> 00:40:34,362
in Kansas anymore, Toto.
716
00:40:34,396 --> 00:40:35,964
And I wasn't wearing red shoes
717
00:40:35,997 --> 00:40:38,100
- that I could click together, either.
- Yeah, yeah.
718
00:42:42,824 --> 00:42:45,227
Nope. Mm-mm. Nope, I'm out.
719
00:42:45,260 --> 00:42:47,128
I'm going. Fuck this shit.
720
00:42:50,498 --> 00:42:53,268
Okay. Okay.
721
00:43:26,968 --> 00:43:27,968
Ow.
722
00:43:30,438 --> 00:43:32,440
- Oh, shit!
- Fuck off.
723
00:43:32,474 --> 00:43:34,552
Give us back our property.
724
00:43:34,576 --> 00:43:36,845
- Don't mess with Jupiter's Claim!
- Come on.
725
00:43:41,049 --> 00:43:42,817
What happened?
726
00:43:42,851 --> 00:43:44,352
The Park kids.
727
00:43:44,386 --> 00:43:45,920
Jupe's sons.
728
00:43:45,954 --> 00:43:47,489
And they let Clover out, man.
729
00:43:47,522 --> 00:43:49,891
What?
They trying to prank Haywood?
730
00:43:49,924 --> 00:43:52,427
- It's on!
- Hey. You stole their horse.
731
00:43:52,460 --> 00:43:53,995
Oh.
732
00:43:54,029 --> 00:43:55,196
Yeah.
733
00:44:23,958 --> 00:44:26,094
- Hey.
- Shit.
734
00:44:26,127 --> 00:44:27,629
Oh.
735
00:44:27,662 --> 00:44:29,331
What's up, Nessie?
736
00:44:29,364 --> 00:44:30,965
Not much. Just stocking shit.
737
00:44:30,999 --> 00:44:33,068
You know, pretty much regular.
738
00:45:03,198 --> 00:45:05,133
Oh, shit!
739
00:45:17,445 --> 00:45:19,314
I need to take my ass to bed.
740
00:45:24,687 --> 00:45:26,521
- Who this?
- Yo, it's Angel from Fry's.
741
00:45:26,554 --> 00:45:29,257
Just calling to tell you that
there is a bug on camera A.
742
00:45:29,290 --> 00:45:32,026
I know. Wait, I thought I
told you not to watch our shit.
743
00:45:32,060 --> 00:45:33,294
Yeah, I know, I know.
744
00:45:33,328 --> 00:45:34,629
Camera B is down.
745
00:45:34,662 --> 00:45:36,398
What?
746
00:45:36,431 --> 00:45:38,199
Camera B is down.
747
00:45:38,233 --> 00:45:41,169
Like
Ancient-fucking-Aliens
down.
748
00:46:54,209 --> 00:46:56,377
- Hey!
- Hey. Hi.
749
00:46:56,411 --> 00:46:59,280
Emerald, can you please get
the bug off the thing?
750
00:46:59,314 --> 00:47:02,952
Get the bug off
the fucking thing!
751
00:47:04,619 --> 00:47:06,020
Shit.
752
00:47:15,330 --> 00:47:17,398
Um, what do you see?
753
00:47:17,432 --> 00:47:19,634
Do you... do you see, like,
lights or anything?
754
00:47:19,668 --> 00:47:22,070
Like, a-a fucking saucer?
755
00:47:22,103 --> 00:47:25,039
It's in the cloud.
It's in the cloud.
756
00:47:25,073 --> 00:47:27,475
OJ! It's in the cloud!
757
00:47:29,277 --> 00:47:31,112
Mm-hmm.
758
00:47:37,452 --> 00:47:39,654
Yeah, nah, nah, nah.
759
00:47:39,688 --> 00:47:42,290
Run, OJ! Run!
760
00:47:48,864 --> 00:47:51,065
Shit.
761
00:48:30,773 --> 00:48:32,607
Hello?
762
00:48:35,209 --> 00:48:37,378
What happened to OJ?
763
00:48:38,346 --> 00:48:40,515
It's fine.
764
00:48:40,548 --> 00:48:42,216
Come on.
765
00:48:45,153 --> 00:48:46,889
Okay, it's still on.
766
00:48:46,922 --> 00:48:49,290
The camera, it's still on.
767
00:49:01,369 --> 00:49:04,205
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
768
00:49:06,507 --> 00:49:08,476
Okay, you fucking
praying mantis.
769
00:49:08,509 --> 00:49:09,745
All right, bitch.
770
00:49:09,778 --> 00:49:11,546
You like Sour Patch Kids?
771
00:49:11,579 --> 00:49:13,114
Huh?
772
00:50:34,595 --> 00:50:36,665
A'ight, man.
773
00:50:36,699 --> 00:50:39,400
Where your shit? Let's go.
774
00:50:39,434 --> 00:50:40,969
Haven't seen one of those
in a minute.
775
00:50:41,003 --> 00:50:42,603
Fucking praying mantis.
776
00:50:42,637 --> 00:50:44,348
That motherfucker better pray
I don't ever see him,
777
00:50:44,372 --> 00:50:46,574
'cause if I do, I'm-a eat him.
778
00:50:47,475 --> 00:50:49,310
- Let's go.
- Where?
779
00:50:49,343 --> 00:50:50,713
Man, I don't know.
780
00:50:50,746 --> 00:50:52,715
I got me
a little situation in At water
781
00:50:52,748 --> 00:50:54,315
texting me back right now.
782
00:50:54,348 --> 00:50:57,452
- It's not coming again tonight.
- I don't care.
783
00:50:57,485 --> 00:50:59,587
No. No.
784
00:50:59,620 --> 00:51:01,556
No.
785
00:51:01,589 --> 00:51:05,861
Bro, I ain't never seen
no shit like this.
786
00:51:05,894 --> 00:51:07,361
It ain't worth it.
787
00:51:07,395 --> 00:51:09,732
No, nope. It's too much.
788
00:51:09,765 --> 00:51:12,333
You should go, then.
789
00:51:12,366 --> 00:51:14,635
I got to get up early anyway.
790
00:51:16,905 --> 00:51:19,240
I got mouths to feed.
791
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:32,520
Shit.
792
00:51:32,553 --> 00:51:35,824
Shit, shit, shit!
793
00:51:55,343 --> 00:51:57,278
You hear that?
794
00:52:04,619 --> 00:52:06,688
Ghost out there.
795
00:52:08,556 --> 00:52:11,459
Acting all territorial.
796
00:52:13,896 --> 00:52:15,630
Mm.
797
00:52:17,498 --> 00:52:20,434
I guess some animals
ain't fit to be trained.
798
00:52:41,056 --> 00:52:42,557
- Hello?
- Uh, hi.
799
00:52:42,590 --> 00:52:44,893
Is this, uh, Antlers Holst?
800
00:52:46,427 --> 00:52:47,696
Who's this?
801
00:52:47,729 --> 00:52:49,630
Hey, yeah. I'm Emerald Haywood.
802
00:52:49,665 --> 00:52:52,567
Uh, we met a couple days ago
at the commercial.
803
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:55,369
Oh, yeah, horse girl. Sure.
804
00:52:55,403 --> 00:52:57,438
I remember you and your brother.
805
00:52:57,471 --> 00:52:59,440
Yeah, horse boy.
806
00:52:59,473 --> 00:53:01,043
He's here, too.
807
00:53:01,076 --> 00:53:03,879
- The descendants of the jockey.
- Yeah.
808
00:53:03,912 --> 00:53:07,716
Guess I'm talking to
motion picture royalty, then.
809
00:53:09,117 --> 00:53:10,651
How'd you get the number?
810
00:53:10,686 --> 00:53:13,021
- I got it from the call sheet.
- Ah.
811
00:53:13,055 --> 00:53:15,123
So, we have a project, and, uh,
812
00:53:15,157 --> 00:53:18,626
you know, what if I told you
it was the offer of a lifetime?
813
00:53:18,659 --> 00:53:21,596
Yeah, hopefully not my lifetime.
814
00:53:21,629 --> 00:53:23,999
That's a good one.
Um, I'm-a be real with you.
815
00:53:24,032 --> 00:53:26,601
We don't have a lot of money
to pay you up front...
816
00:53:26,634 --> 00:53:29,470
You know, not like
you're used to... but, uh...
817
00:53:29,503 --> 00:53:33,008
Yeah. I tend to do one for them
so I can do one for me,
818
00:53:33,041 --> 00:53:36,078
so what is it?
819
00:53:36,111 --> 00:53:38,947
- Reality.
- Oh, no. Reality.
820
00:53:38,981 --> 00:53:40,682
Documentary.
821
00:53:41,616 --> 00:53:44,652
- Doc-Documentary.
- Oh, that's better.
822
00:53:45,821 --> 00:53:48,190
So, again, what's it about?
823
00:53:48,223 --> 00:53:51,392
It's about the shit
dreams is made of, baby.
824
00:53:52,060 --> 00:53:54,062
Listen, horse girl.
825
00:53:54,096 --> 00:53:56,899
I got a, uh...
826
00:53:56,932 --> 00:54:00,534
...pretty damn superb
lemon tart in the oven
827
00:54:00,568 --> 00:54:03,571
I'm about to serve to ten
of my closest friends, so...
828
00:54:03,604 --> 00:54:04,973
Stop.
829
00:54:05,007 --> 00:54:07,676
- Stop, stop, stop.
- Oh, hold on one second. What?
830
00:54:07,709 --> 00:54:09,187
- He's not here for that.
- Look, look, no.
831
00:54:09,211 --> 00:54:10,822
Don't be cute.
Stick to the plan. Say it!
832
00:54:10,846 --> 00:54:12,623
This is what I do.
I don't go to your job
833
00:54:12,647 --> 00:54:14,192
and knock a horse's dick
out your damn hand.
834
00:54:14,216 --> 00:54:15,559
- Hello?
- Yeah.
835
00:54:15,583 --> 00:54:16,928
Yeah, my bad. We good, man.
836
00:54:16,952 --> 00:54:21,223
Um, according to
American Cinema magazine,
837
00:54:21,256 --> 00:54:25,727
you make the cinematically
impossible possible.
838
00:54:25,761 --> 00:54:29,097
Well, we looking
for the impossible shot.
839
00:54:33,235 --> 00:54:35,070
That's impossible.
840
00:54:35,103 --> 00:54:36,705
Antlers.
841
00:54:36,738 --> 00:54:39,074
There's something out here
in Agua Dulce,
842
00:54:39,107 --> 00:54:41,475
and you're probably
the only person in the world
843
00:54:41,509 --> 00:54:43,912
that can get it on film.
844
00:54:43,946 --> 00:54:45,847
Th-That's it.
845
00:54:46,815 --> 00:54:51,652
Horse girl,
this dream you're chasing,
846
00:54:51,687 --> 00:54:55,489
the one where you end up
at the top of the mountain,
847
00:54:55,523 --> 00:54:58,026
all eyes on you...
848
00:55:00,729 --> 00:55:03,597
...it's the dream
you never wake up from.
849
00:55:17,179 --> 00:55:18,680
I don't like him.
850
00:55:42,671 --> 00:55:44,840
Holy shit. It's real.
851
00:55:45,774 --> 00:55:49,111
I don't know
what you're doing here, but...
852
00:55:49,144 --> 00:55:51,880
it was illegal for you to...
853
00:55:51,913 --> 00:55:53,782
spy on us like that.
854
00:56:00,188 --> 00:56:02,924
Wait, you... you don't know?
855
00:56:04,926 --> 00:56:07,661
Okay, uh, tell me
when you see it.
856
00:56:17,205 --> 00:56:18,940
There.
857
00:56:19,808 --> 00:56:22,844
- Doesn't move.
- Exactly.
858
00:56:24,846 --> 00:56:27,015
Well, look at that.
859
00:56:28,817 --> 00:56:31,086
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay.
860
00:56:31,119 --> 00:56:33,255
I went back and scrubbed
through the footage,
861
00:56:33,288 --> 00:56:35,323
and that cloud
has been right there
862
00:56:35,357 --> 00:56:36,925
at least since
I set the cameras up.
863
00:56:36,958 --> 00:56:38,659
Yeah, now you mention it,
864
00:56:38,693 --> 00:56:40,762
I've probably been looking
at the same damn cloud
865
00:56:40,796 --> 00:56:42,931
every day
for the last six months.
866
00:56:42,964 --> 00:56:44,966
Shit.
867
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,935
So, I mean,
that's them in there.
868
00:56:46,968 --> 00:56:49,271
And we've been recording it,
so we got it.
869
00:56:49,304 --> 00:56:51,039
Right?
870
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:53,809
Yeah.
871
00:56:54,642 --> 00:56:57,112
Why you saying "yeah" like that?
872
00:56:57,145 --> 00:56:59,748
I mean, we have proof
of aliens on video. I...
873
00:56:59,781 --> 00:57:01,683
Yeah, I wouldn't call it proof.
874
00:57:01,716 --> 00:57:03,185
Are you serious?
875
00:57:03,218 --> 00:57:05,263
Look, I've seen crazy weather
phenomenons online before.
876
00:57:05,287 --> 00:57:07,889
- That's all I'm saying.
- He's right.
877
00:57:07,923 --> 00:57:10,959
It's good, but it ain't it.
Ain't
Oprah.
878
00:57:12,327 --> 00:57:14,129
Ain't
Oprah.
879
00:57:15,997 --> 00:57:20,335
Okay. Are you guys telling me
880
00:57:20,368 --> 00:57:23,705
that there's an alien spaceship
881
00:57:23,738 --> 00:57:25,740
in that fucking cloud
right there?
882
00:57:25,774 --> 00:57:28,143
It doesn't move like a ship.
883
00:57:29,444 --> 00:57:31,746
What you mean, OJ?
884
00:57:34,316 --> 00:57:36,751
What if it's not a ship?
885
00:57:41,189 --> 00:57:42,934
All right, Gordy,
we're almost ready, buddy.
886
00:57:42,958 --> 00:57:45,360
Here we go, buddy. Come on.
887
00:57:45,393 --> 00:57:47,362
- He's ready.
- Set.
888
00:57:47,395 --> 00:57:49,264
Here we go.
889
00:57:49,297 --> 00:57:50,799
And... action.
890
00:57:50,832 --> 00:57:52,276
And, of course,
I set it to Icelandic time
891
00:57:52,300 --> 00:57:55,704
because we share a love
of the aurora borealis, Gordy.
892
00:57:55,737 --> 00:57:59,407
And you have no idea
how to tell time.
893
00:57:59,441 --> 00:58:01,710
Great gift, Dad.
894
00:58:01,743 --> 00:58:03,145
Way to think things through.
895
00:58:03,178 --> 00:58:05,046
Somehow, you'd think
that a man who can send
896
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:07,682
a rocket into space
would be able to manage
897
00:58:07,716 --> 00:58:09,885
a halfway decent
birthday present.
898
00:58:09,918 --> 00:58:11,186
Nope.
899
00:58:13,755 --> 00:58:16,725
You know, Gordy,
all things considered,
900
00:58:16,758 --> 00:58:19,060
maybe my gift
isn't so bad after all.
901
00:58:19,094 --> 00:58:20,428
- Aw.
- Aw.
902
00:58:20,462 --> 00:58:22,831
Hey, Gordy.
903
00:58:22,864 --> 00:58:24,799
- Surprise!
- Wow.
904
00:58:24,833 --> 00:58:27,936
Now, that is a gift.
905
00:58:35,477 --> 00:58:37,112
Oh. Sorry. My...
906
00:58:37,145 --> 00:58:39,447
That's all right.
Pick it up from there.
907
00:58:39,481 --> 00:58:41,116
Wait a minute.
908
00:58:41,149 --> 00:58:44,286
What happened to we both failed
at finding good presents?
909
00:58:47,422 --> 00:58:50,992
Here you go, Gordy.
Happy birthday.
910
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:54,930
Oh, beautiful, Hayley.
911
00:59:01,836 --> 00:59:03,247
Whoa, hey, hey, hey. No.
912
00:59:03,271 --> 00:59:05,507
- No, no! Down! Down! Gordy!
- Down!
913
00:59:05,540 --> 00:59:07,209
- No. Stop!
- Stop that!
914
01:00:42,103 --> 01:00:44,172
Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
915
01:00:44,205 --> 01:00:46,908
No, no, no, no, no.
No, Gordy, no! No!
916
01:00:46,941 --> 01:00:48,586
D-D-Down! Down! Down!
917
01:00:48,610 --> 01:00:50,412
You sit! Down.
918
01:00:50,445 --> 01:00:51,913
No, no, no.
919
01:00:54,149 --> 01:00:56,117
No, no, no!
920
01:00:56,151 --> 01:00:59,154
No, Gordy!
921
01:00:59,187 --> 01:01:00,322
Stop! Ah!
922
01:01:00,355 --> 01:01:02,891
No! No!
923
01:03:01,409 --> 01:03:04,479
Seven just on scene...
Oh, my God.
924
01:03:56,331 --> 01:03:57,733
Feeling good?
925
01:03:57,766 --> 01:03:59,501
Yeah.
926
01:03:59,534 --> 01:04:00,669
Feeling good.
927
01:04:00,703 --> 01:04:02,537
Good.
928
01:04:07,609 --> 01:04:09,477
There we go.
929
01:04:11,747 --> 01:04:14,549
Run it.
Run it one more time, babe.
930
01:04:14,582 --> 01:04:16,084
Okay.
931
01:04:22,557 --> 01:04:25,026
What if I told you...
932
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:41,442
Yo. It's, uh... Storm's coming.
933
01:04:42,310 --> 01:04:45,213
Just tarping up,
just to be safe.
934
01:05:03,498 --> 01:05:06,200
Hey, where you going?
935
01:05:06,234 --> 01:05:08,303
I'm-a get Lucky.
936
01:05:08,336 --> 01:05:10,305
Now, we're not gonna let
937
01:05:10,338 --> 01:05:13,207
a few clouds kill our fun
today, are we, folks?
938
01:05:13,241 --> 01:05:15,276
So, without further ado,
939
01:05:15,310 --> 01:05:19,247
welcome to the Jupiter's Claim
Star Lasso Experience!
940
01:05:22,216 --> 01:05:24,519
How's everyone feeling today?
941
01:05:25,821 --> 01:05:27,322
All right.
942
01:05:27,355 --> 01:05:30,325
It's quite a doozy today.
943
01:05:30,358 --> 01:05:32,895
Uh, I want to thank you guys
for coming out here.
944
01:05:32,928 --> 01:05:35,563
But first, how about
another round of applause
945
01:05:35,597 --> 01:05:37,332
for my Amber?
946
01:05:37,365 --> 01:05:39,267
I'll tell you, that woman is
947
01:05:39,300 --> 01:05:42,403
a saint for putting up
with all my craziness.
948
01:05:42,437 --> 01:05:44,372
And to the knuckleheads
up there.
949
01:05:44,405 --> 01:05:47,508
The staff. Shout-out.
950
01:05:47,542 --> 01:05:48,643
All right, all right.
951
01:05:48,677 --> 01:05:50,311
That's enough.
952
01:05:50,345 --> 01:05:53,581
I also want to give
a special thanks to
953
01:05:53,615 --> 01:05:57,185
an old costar of mine
and my first crush,
954
01:05:57,218 --> 01:05:58,887
Mary Jo Elliott, everyone!
955
01:05:58,921 --> 01:06:00,723
Yeah.
956
01:06:04,525 --> 01:06:06,194
All right.
957
01:06:07,195 --> 01:06:09,330
You ready?
958
01:06:09,364 --> 01:06:10,507
Oh, come on.
That ain't nothing.
959
01:06:10,531 --> 01:06:12,735
Are you ready?!
960
01:06:16,537 --> 01:06:18,206
Here we go.
961
01:06:25,213 --> 01:06:27,281
You're chosen.
962
01:06:36,224 --> 01:06:38,894
What if I told you...
963
01:06:38,927 --> 01:06:41,864
that in about an hour...
964
01:06:41,897 --> 01:06:45,266
you'll leave here different?
965
01:06:46,401 --> 01:06:51,305
See, every Friday
for the last six months,
966
01:06:51,339 --> 01:06:54,877
my family and I
have bore witness
967
01:06:54,910 --> 01:06:58,446
to an absolute spectacle.
968
01:06:58,479 --> 01:07:02,316
One that you'll be
seeing here today.
969
01:07:03,584 --> 01:07:06,554
So let me take you back
to that first night.
970
01:07:15,430 --> 01:07:19,300
Right here in this exact spot,
971
01:07:19,333 --> 01:07:23,438
I'd come over to wrangle
a chestnut horse named Trigger.
972
01:07:23,471 --> 01:07:26,942
Now, I could barely see my hand
in front of my face
973
01:07:26,975 --> 01:07:30,511
for the fog, but I swear
974
01:07:30,545 --> 01:07:33,982
on my wife and children's lives
975
01:07:34,016 --> 01:07:37,485
that at 6:13 p.m.,
976
01:07:37,518 --> 01:07:39,320
I see...
977
01:07:40,655 --> 01:07:42,725
...a flying saucer
978
01:07:42,758 --> 01:07:45,460
descend through the mist.
979
01:07:45,493 --> 01:07:49,530
Old Trigger took off
straight into the gulch.
980
01:07:49,564 --> 01:07:50,766
And, well...
981
01:07:52,333 --> 01:07:54,302
...it's like he was going home.
982
01:08:00,441 --> 01:08:04,278
Now, just to be clear,
what we saw
983
01:08:04,312 --> 01:08:06,614
was a flying saucer.
984
01:08:06,647 --> 01:08:07,883
No doubt about that.
985
01:08:07,916 --> 01:08:09,383
Slightly flatter in the front,
986
01:08:09,417 --> 01:08:11,019
with a circular hole
in the bottom
987
01:08:11,053 --> 01:08:13,956
about two school bus
lengths wide.
988
01:08:13,989 --> 01:08:16,792
Ladies and gentlemen,
I kid you not.
989
01:08:18,927 --> 01:08:20,763
We are being surveilled
990
01:08:20,796 --> 01:08:24,565
by an alien species
I call "the Viewers."
991
01:08:25,533 --> 01:08:28,302
And though they have yet
to emerge from their ship,
992
01:08:28,336 --> 01:08:31,039
I believe they trust me.
993
01:08:31,073 --> 01:08:33,675
If they didn't,
I don't think any of us
994
01:08:33,709 --> 01:08:34,943
would be here right now.
995
01:08:36,979 --> 01:08:41,750
So, as I said,
in just under an hour,
996
01:08:41,784 --> 01:08:46,855
Star Lasso Experience
is gonna change you.
997
01:08:48,724 --> 01:08:50,491
But first,
my boys are gonna come out
998
01:08:50,525 --> 01:08:52,761
and do a little number for us.
Would that be all right?
999
01:08:52,795 --> 01:08:54,672
Hustle. Go, go, go.- -
1000
01:08:54,696 --> 01:08:56,397
All right.
My little satellites:
1001
01:08:56,430 --> 01:08:58,109
Colton, Phoenix, Max.
1002
01:08:58,133 --> 01:08:59,902
Remember those names, folks.
1003
01:08:59,935 --> 01:09:01,435
All right, here we go!
1004
01:09:11,146 --> 01:09:13,481
What is that?
1005
01:09:13,514 --> 01:09:15,650
Do you guys see that?
1006
01:09:29,998 --> 01:09:32,633
Uh, uh, stay in your seats.
1007
01:09:32,668 --> 01:09:34,468
This is new.
1008
01:09:34,502 --> 01:09:36,637
Uh, they're early.
1009
01:09:36,672 --> 01:09:38,841
They're giving us
a real show today.
1010
01:09:38,874 --> 01:09:40,484
- That they are.
- Yeah.
1011
01:09:40,508 --> 01:09:42,044
They're giving us
a real show today.
1012
01:09:42,077 --> 01:09:44,445
They're ready, we're ready.
1013
01:09:45,613 --> 01:09:49,117
Welcome
to the Star Lasso Experience,
1014
01:09:49,151 --> 01:09:51,753
only at Jupiter's Claim.
1015
01:09:51,787 --> 01:09:53,789
- Please remember to avoid...
- Come on.
1016
01:09:53,822 --> 01:09:55,632
...using your cell phones
or any flash photography...
1017
01:09:55,656 --> 01:09:57,993
- Cell phones off, y'all.
- ...during the event.
1018
01:09:58,026 --> 01:09:59,460
Come on!
1019
01:09:59,493 --> 01:10:00,762
Bear with us now.
1020
01:10:00,796 --> 01:10:03,098
Trained animals
can be unpredictable.
1021
01:10:08,871 --> 01:10:13,474
Now sit back,
stay in your seats and enjoy
1022
01:10:13,507 --> 01:10:17,411
the Star Lasso Experien...
1023
01:11:46,001 --> 01:11:48,536
Well, cowboys and cowgirls,
1024
01:11:48,569 --> 01:11:50,973
it's time to ride off
into the sunset.
1025
01:11:51,006 --> 01:11:53,574
That's right. Happy trails.
1026
01:11:53,607 --> 01:11:55,509
It's closing time.
1027
01:11:55,543 --> 01:11:58,213
You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
1028
01:11:58,246 --> 01:11:59,848
Come back again.
1029
01:11:59,881 --> 01:12:03,085
And until then,
we wish you well.
1030
01:12:03,118 --> 01:12:05,887
Hasta la vista. Adios.
1031
01:12:22,603 --> 01:12:24,940
Well, cowboys and cowgirls,
1032
01:12:24,973 --> 01:12:27,275
it's time to ride off
into the sunset.
1033
01:12:27,309 --> 01:12:30,078
That's right. Happy trails.
1034
01:12:30,112 --> 01:12:31,847
It's closing time.
1035
01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:34,916
You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
1036
01:12:34,950 --> 01:12:36,284
Come back again.
1037
01:12:36,318 --> 01:12:37,919
And until then...
1038
01:13:38,246 --> 01:13:39,748
Lucky.
1039
01:13:47,989 --> 01:13:49,091
Lucky.
1040
01:13:53,795 --> 01:13:55,864
Lucky, come on, come on.
Come on!
1041
01:14:13,081 --> 01:14:14,716
Come on, come on, come on.
1042
01:14:14,749 --> 01:14:17,052
Lucky.
1043
01:14:25,994 --> 01:14:29,397
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.
1044
01:15:15,210 --> 01:15:16,344
Yo.
1045
01:15:16,378 --> 01:15:18,113
It's done.
1046
01:15:18,146 --> 01:15:20,124
All right, I'll be over in the
morning to tear that shit off.
1047
01:15:20,148 --> 01:15:21,425
Or you guys can do it
yourselves.
1048
01:15:21,449 --> 01:15:22,984
- It's all the same.
- No, no.
1049
01:15:23,018 --> 01:15:25,387
- I like when you do it.
- Of course you do.
1050
01:15:25,420 --> 01:15:27,722
All right. See you tomorrow.
1051
01:15:27,756 --> 01:15:29,424
See you.
1052
01:15:35,130 --> 01:15:37,299
Pick up, pick up, pick up,
1053
01:15:37,332 --> 01:15:38,767
pick up, pick up,
pick up, pick up.
1054
01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:41,736
Come on, come on.
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
1055
01:15:55,517 --> 01:15:57,085
Did you know that
1056
01:15:57,118 --> 01:15:58,887
the very first assembly
of photographs
1057
01:15:58,920 --> 01:16:00,922
in sequential order
to make a motion picture
1058
01:16:00,956 --> 01:16:03,058
was a two-second clip
of a Black man on a horse?
1059
01:16:03,091 --> 01:16:05,360
That man was a Bahamian jockey
1060
01:16:05,393 --> 01:16:07,162
known as Alistair E. Haywood,
1061
01:16:07,195 --> 01:16:09,364
and he was
my great-great-grandfather.
1062
01:16:09,397 --> 01:16:10,832
- Hey.
- Em.
1063
01:16:10,865 --> 01:16:12,334
I was right.
1064
01:16:12,367 --> 01:16:14,135
It's not a ship.
1065
01:16:14,169 --> 01:16:15,503
What happened?
1066
01:16:23,878 --> 01:16:25,847
What the fuck?
1067
01:16:39,227 --> 01:16:40,929
Shit.
1068
01:16:43,365 --> 01:16:45,133
It ate them, Em.
1069
01:16:45,166 --> 01:16:46,534
It ate them all.
1070
01:16:46,568 --> 01:16:48,303
It's alive, Em. It's an animal.
1071
01:16:48,336 --> 01:16:50,005
It's territorial, and it thinks
1072
01:16:50,038 --> 01:16:54,242
that this is its home.
1073
01:16:55,610 --> 01:16:58,013
Em!
1074
01:17:02,851 --> 01:17:05,220
Oh, fuck.
1075
01:17:05,253 --> 01:17:07,289
Oh, shit.
1076
01:17:07,322 --> 01:17:08,923
Ooh, yes.
1077
01:17:10,525 --> 01:17:12,427
Hey, hey. We're in trouble.
1078
01:17:12,460 --> 01:17:14,262
Okay?
1079
01:17:14,296 --> 01:17:16,231
Oh, fuck.
1080
01:17:16,264 --> 01:17:17,899
Shit.
1081
01:17:25,073 --> 01:17:26,274
What?
1082
01:17:48,963 --> 01:17:50,832
What the fuck?
1083
01:17:51,499 --> 01:17:52,867
What the fuck?
1084
01:17:55,236 --> 01:17:57,238
Who the hell is that?
1085
01:17:58,506 --> 01:18:00,108
Who the hell is that?
1086
01:18:00,975 --> 01:18:03,978
- Em! Who the hell is that?
- Fuck.
1087
01:18:07,382 --> 01:18:09,884
It's above us.
1088
01:18:14,656 --> 01:18:16,858
Ah, shit!
1089
01:18:20,128 --> 01:18:21,262
Shit.
1090
01:18:21,296 --> 01:18:24,165
Oh, shit! What the fuck?
1091
01:18:43,952 --> 01:18:46,321
Oh, God.
1092
01:18:46,354 --> 01:18:49,090
S-Something very bad
is happening.
1093
01:19:01,169 --> 01:19:02,270
Fuck!
1094
01:19:19,020 --> 01:19:20,555
Yeah, we're fucked.
1095
01:21:30,585 --> 01:21:32,287
Nope.
1096
01:23:40,448 --> 01:23:42,283
Em. OJ's coming.
1097
01:23:42,316 --> 01:23:43,551
Let's go.
1098
01:23:43,584 --> 01:23:45,420
Got to get out this house.
1099
01:23:45,453 --> 01:23:47,422
I got to get out this house.
1100
01:23:47,455 --> 01:23:49,290
No, st-st-stop.
Can't we just wait, right?
1101
01:23:49,323 --> 01:23:51,002
- You can.
- No, I'm not gonna be here alone.
1102
01:23:51,026 --> 01:23:52,895
- I've got to get out this fucking house!
- No.
1103
01:23:52,928 --> 01:23:54,528
We're alive still
because we stayed here.
1104
01:25:05,801 --> 01:25:07,069
Go!
1105
01:25:07,102 --> 01:25:09,604
- Come on. Come on.
- Go!
1106
01:25:10,471 --> 01:25:11,716
Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
1107
01:25:11,740 --> 01:25:14,308
Come on, come on.
1108
01:25:20,581 --> 01:25:23,417
Go.
1109
01:25:27,089 --> 01:25:29,323
Yeah, she... she gonna make it.
1110
01:25:29,357 --> 01:25:30,726
- OJ.
- She gonna make it.
1111
01:25:30,759 --> 01:25:32,503
- Oh, hey, horsie.
- Hey, don't-don't look him
1112
01:25:32,527 --> 01:25:35,030
- in the eyes, please.
- VFX!
1113
01:25:48,576 --> 01:25:50,879
Focus here. Focus here.
1114
01:25:50,913 --> 01:25:52,547
Come on.
1115
01:26:16,805 --> 01:26:18,974
Welcome to my tavern.
1116
01:26:19,007 --> 01:26:22,577
I don't know if you've heard,
but a terrible beast is about.
1117
01:26:22,610 --> 01:26:24,478
It's been harassing villagers,
1118
01:26:24,512 --> 01:26:27,082
ruining crops
and eating their livestock.
1119
01:26:29,550 --> 01:26:35,891
Many a glory-seeking hunter
has attempted to defeat it,
1120
01:26:35,924 --> 01:26:38,694
and just as many have perished.
1121
01:26:38,727 --> 01:26:41,163
While you're here...
While you're here...
1122
01:26:41,196 --> 01:26:43,732
While you're here,
please look around.
1123
01:26:47,169 --> 01:26:49,503
I'm here in
Agua Dulce, California,
1124
01:26:49,537 --> 01:26:51,874
and the whereabouts of
those 40 guests and employees
1125
01:26:51,907 --> 01:26:54,676
of a local Western theme park
are still unknown.
1126
01:26:54,710 --> 01:26:57,445
The sheriff's office
has had its hands full
1127
01:26:57,478 --> 01:26:59,547
trying to identify
the unaccounted for.
1128
01:26:59,580 --> 01:27:02,050
Until they do,
only one thing is certain.
1129
01:27:02,084 --> 01:27:03,819
There is something strange
happening
1130
01:27:03,852 --> 01:27:04,987
out here in Agua Dulce.
1131
01:27:05,020 --> 01:27:07,031
Security
cameras were off at the time.
1132
01:27:07,055 --> 01:27:10,192
Other than that, we have, uh,
no reason to suspect foul play.
1133
01:27:10,225 --> 01:27:11,860
We did have
a considerable amount
1134
01:27:11,894 --> 01:27:13,161
of rain come through here,
1135
01:27:13,195 --> 01:27:15,898
so we don't want to rule out
flash flooding
1136
01:27:15,931 --> 01:27:18,901
as possibly having played
a part. We're obviously...
1137
01:27:22,503 --> 01:27:25,774
You never go wrong
with a fried fish sandwich.
1138
01:27:28,609 --> 01:27:30,846
Tartar got tang.
1139
01:27:32,714 --> 01:27:34,182
Stupid.
1140
01:27:34,216 --> 01:27:35,951
"Tartar got tang"?
1141
01:27:35,984 --> 01:27:38,086
Right?
1142
01:27:38,120 --> 01:27:41,957
I don't think it eats you if
you don't look it in the eye.
1143
01:27:45,526 --> 01:27:46,804
Hey, hey!
1144
01:27:46,828 --> 01:27:49,197
RTR, bro.
1145
01:27:49,231 --> 01:27:51,432
You know?
1146
01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:54,736
Like, read the room.
1147
01:27:58,572 --> 01:28:00,842
Nobody want to talk about that.
1148
01:28:01,910 --> 01:28:03,888
- Let's go!
- Okay, okay, okay. Enough.
1149
01:28:03,912 --> 01:28:05,690
All right, all right, all
right, all right, all right.
1150
01:28:05,714 --> 01:28:08,116
Hey, you lucky!
1151
01:28:08,150 --> 01:28:10,085
Every animal got rules.
1152
01:28:10,118 --> 01:28:11,987
All right?
We know what it wants,
1153
01:28:12,020 --> 01:28:13,855
and we know how it comes, so...
1154
01:28:13,889 --> 01:28:15,556
Fuck.
1155
01:28:15,589 --> 01:28:17,893
We don't really know shit.
1156
01:28:18,994 --> 01:28:21,697
OJ, what's this about, man?
1157
01:28:21,730 --> 01:28:23,497
What's this about?
You want me to...
1158
01:28:23,531 --> 01:28:26,068
You want me to say, "I'm sorry"?
1159
01:28:26,101 --> 01:28:27,836
"I was wrong"? "It's dumb"?
1160
01:28:27,869 --> 01:28:29,171
It wasn't dumb.
1161
01:28:29,204 --> 01:28:30,772
- Own the moment.
- Stop.
1162
01:28:30,806 --> 01:28:32,750
- Stop, stop this shit.
- It was good. It was good.
1163
01:28:32,774 --> 01:28:34,876
But the moment about to pass.
1164
01:28:34,910 --> 01:28:36,745
And we don't own shit.
1165
01:28:40,882 --> 01:28:44,252
Okay. Well, I assume
y'all are crashing at mine.
1166
01:28:44,286 --> 01:28:46,254
Right, 'cause you can.
1167
01:28:46,288 --> 01:28:47,990
'Cause I'm not going back
1168
01:28:48,023 --> 01:28:50,292
to the fucking monster umbrella.
1169
01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:53,128
Got to feed 'em.
1170
01:28:53,161 --> 01:28:55,496
Let Lucky out.
1171
01:28:56,698 --> 01:28:58,266
There's shit to do.
1172
01:28:58,300 --> 01:29:00,035
Always.
1173
01:29:01,069 --> 01:29:03,038
Always some shit to do.
1174
01:29:49,951 --> 01:29:53,255
There's a wheelchair
on your roof.
1175
01:29:53,288 --> 01:29:54,923
Hi.
1176
01:29:54,956 --> 01:29:58,659
That cloud ain't moved
a goddamn inch.
1177
01:29:58,693 --> 01:30:01,595
So you're not completely
full of shit.
1178
01:30:02,230 --> 01:30:03,298
Thank you.
1179
01:30:03,331 --> 01:30:05,033
Yeah. Thank you.
1180
01:30:05,067 --> 01:30:07,869
Th-The concept
of extraterrestrial animals
1181
01:30:07,903 --> 01:30:09,871
in the sky is not a new thing.
1182
01:30:09,905 --> 01:30:11,673
You know, people been trying
1183
01:30:11,706 --> 01:30:13,217
to get pictures of these things
since, like, the '50s.
1184
01:30:13,241 --> 01:30:15,201
- You know, it's an ancient...
- How do we see it?
1185
01:30:16,244 --> 01:30:18,346
It's gonna get hungry again.
1186
01:30:18,380 --> 01:30:20,082
Ah.
1187
01:30:20,115 --> 01:30:22,084
So, you know...
1188
01:30:22,117 --> 01:30:24,086
just ring the dinner bell.
1189
01:30:29,057 --> 01:30:31,993
Now, we know
what it doesn't like.
1190
01:30:32,027 --> 01:30:35,197
That little fake horse
and flags messed it up good.
1191
01:30:36,398 --> 01:30:39,000
Got stuck in its windpipe
or something.
1192
01:30:40,068 --> 01:30:43,105
I bet it ain't gonna fuck with
flags like that in a minute.
1193
01:30:43,138 --> 01:30:45,006
Yeah.
1194
01:30:45,040 --> 01:30:46,640
We pissed him off.
1195
01:30:46,675 --> 01:30:49,344
We're not the reason
it settled down here.
1196
01:30:49,377 --> 01:30:50,979
That was Jupe.
1197
01:30:51,012 --> 01:30:53,281
He got caught up
trying to tame a predator.
1198
01:30:53,315 --> 01:30:54,783
You can't do that.
1199
01:30:54,816 --> 01:30:56,718
You got to enter an agreement
with one.
1200
01:30:56,751 --> 01:30:58,153
Yeah.
1201
01:30:58,186 --> 01:31:00,021
Ask Siegfried and Roy.
1202
01:31:02,958 --> 01:31:03,892
Okay.
1203
01:31:03,925 --> 01:31:07,129
Um, asking as someone
who was in the house
1204
01:31:07,162 --> 01:31:10,098
- when the shit went down...
- Mm.
1205
01:31:10,132 --> 01:31:14,169
How exactly do you enter
an agreement with a fucking...
1206
01:31:14,202 --> 01:31:17,672
a UFO, alien entity or whatever
the hell you want to call it?
1207
01:31:17,706 --> 01:31:19,674
Jean Jacket.
1208
01:31:19,708 --> 01:31:21,309
Call him Jean Jacket.
1209
01:31:21,343 --> 01:31:22,911
So, how about this?
1210
01:31:22,944 --> 01:31:25,680
How about we send
ol' Jean Jacket
1211
01:31:25,714 --> 01:31:27,415
some fresh horses in golden hour
1212
01:31:27,449 --> 01:31:29,784
- and see what happens?
- Mm-mm.
1213
01:31:30,418 --> 01:31:32,287
Horse people.
1214
01:31:32,320 --> 01:31:34,289
Mm, why not just set them free?
1215
01:31:34,322 --> 01:31:35,891
We're not doing that.
1216
01:31:35,924 --> 01:31:37,726
Okay.
1217
01:31:38,360 --> 01:31:42,030
Who is gonna go down there
1218
01:31:42,063 --> 01:31:45,033
and get the star
out of his trailer?
1219
01:31:47,302 --> 01:31:49,171
Me.
1220
01:31:50,138 --> 01:31:52,807
I'll get him out.
1221
01:31:54,075 --> 01:31:55,844
Where you want it?
1222
01:31:55,877 --> 01:31:58,713
You draw him out there.
1223
01:31:59,481 --> 01:32:01,716
I'm here.
1224
01:32:01,750 --> 01:32:03,818
On this ridge.
1225
01:32:05,153 --> 01:32:06,688
Oh, shit.
1226
01:32:07,322 --> 01:32:08,790
Made her myself.
1227
01:32:08,823 --> 01:32:10,926
No electricity.
1228
01:32:10,959 --> 01:32:12,961
Didn't I tell you
this motherfucker was gonna
1229
01:32:12,994 --> 01:32:15,330
come up here with
a non-electrical camera?
1230
01:32:15,363 --> 01:32:17,399
Let's go, boy!
1231
01:32:17,432 --> 01:32:18,900
Yeah!
1232
01:32:19,901 --> 01:32:22,170
I've been up under it
a couple times now.
1233
01:32:22,204 --> 01:32:24,206
I get him.
1234
01:32:25,207 --> 01:32:26,975
It's an animal.
1235
01:32:27,008 --> 01:32:28,777
You don't turn your back
on a bear.
1236
01:32:28,810 --> 01:32:30,278
You don't wear red
around a bull.
1237
01:32:30,312 --> 01:32:32,013
It's like that.
1238
01:32:32,047 --> 01:32:35,917
You don't look at it
unless you want its attention.
1239
01:32:37,385 --> 01:32:39,754
Good night, Mr. Store man.
1240
01:32:39,788 --> 01:32:42,057
Fuck it. I call top hat.
1241
01:32:42,090 --> 01:32:44,859
And we ain't got a lot of time.
1242
01:32:46,261 --> 01:32:47,929
One day. Two days, tops.
1243
01:32:51,066 --> 01:32:54,803
'Cause the word is getting out,
and when it does...
1244
01:32:54,836 --> 01:32:57,806
Sorry, dead people.
Park's closed.
1245
01:32:57,839 --> 01:32:59,307
...you know people gonna come
1246
01:32:59,341 --> 01:33:01,843
and do what they always do:
1247
01:33:01,876 --> 01:33:04,379
try and take it all
for themselves.
1248
01:33:04,412 --> 01:33:06,248
Fine.
1249
01:33:06,281 --> 01:33:07,849
Thimble.
1250
01:33:07,882 --> 01:33:10,318
That's the one I wanted anyway.
1251
01:33:12,287 --> 01:33:14,856
Well, let 'em come.
1252
01:33:14,889 --> 01:33:16,558
It ain't gonna matter.
1253
01:33:19,160 --> 01:33:21,863
'Cause what we about to do...
1254
01:33:24,332 --> 01:33:26,201
...they can't erase that.
1255
01:33:32,607 --> 01:33:35,910
He's big, he's bad,
1256
01:33:35,944 --> 01:33:38,079
and he's got a lot of spirit.
1257
01:33:41,583 --> 01:33:44,152
But anything with a spirit
can get broke.
1258
01:33:46,921 --> 01:33:48,923
So you break it.
1259
01:33:49,924 --> 01:33:52,160
I'll get the shot.
1260
01:33:56,931 --> 01:33:58,800
Hey, um...
1261
01:34:00,935 --> 01:34:02,570
What we're doing's important.
1262
01:34:02,604 --> 01:34:04,139
Right?
1263
01:34:04,172 --> 01:34:07,942
Like, what we document,
it's, uh...
1264
01:34:09,477 --> 01:34:12,213
...it's gonna do some good, huh?
1265
01:34:13,181 --> 01:34:17,952
I mean, besides the money
and fucking fame,
1266
01:34:17,986 --> 01:34:19,454
like, we can save some lives.
1267
01:34:19,487 --> 01:34:22,490
Fuck, we-we can even save Earth.
1268
01:34:22,524 --> 01:34:24,225
Right?
1269
01:34:25,493 --> 01:34:27,362
- Mm.
- Yeah.
1270
01:35:26,087 --> 01:35:29,190
Sure looks strange to me.
1271
01:35:44,606 --> 01:35:47,041
He ain't gonna fuck with you.
1272
01:36:26,749 --> 01:36:29,217
Time to wake up the family.
1273
01:36:45,300 --> 01:36:47,602
Here we go.
1274
01:36:47,635 --> 01:36:50,739
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
1275
01:37:18,299 --> 01:37:21,569
How exquisitely stupid is that?
1276
01:37:57,773 --> 01:37:59,742
Hah, hah, hah!
1277
01:38:05,413 --> 01:38:07,115
We gonna get you today,
motherfucker.
1278
01:38:21,864 --> 01:38:24,165
Where is the feed
for Holst's camera?
1279
01:38:24,198 --> 01:38:25,633
Over.
1280
01:38:25,668 --> 01:38:27,302
Couldn't figure it out. Over.
1281
01:38:27,335 --> 01:38:29,470
What you mean,
you couldn't figure it out?
1282
01:38:29,504 --> 01:38:31,139
Over.
1283
01:38:31,172 --> 01:38:34,442
Um, Holst is shooting
on a film camera,
1284
01:38:34,475 --> 01:38:37,378
and all of our cameras are
digital, so it's a whole thing.
1285
01:38:37,412 --> 01:38:38,413
Over.
1286
01:38:38,446 --> 01:38:41,784
Basically,
you forgot about it. Over.
1287
01:38:41,817 --> 01:38:43,551
Yeah, well, I had my hands full
1288
01:38:43,585 --> 01:38:45,730
rigging 50 fucking sky dancers
to dead people's car batteries
1289
01:38:45,754 --> 01:38:46,865
all connected
to one control panel.
1290
01:38:46,889 --> 01:38:48,891
So, yeah, fucking over. Sorry.
1291
01:38:48,924 --> 01:38:50,325
I'm scared.
1292
01:38:50,358 --> 01:38:52,160
Man down.
1293
01:38:52,193 --> 01:38:54,262
Man down? What? Where?
1294
01:38:54,295 --> 01:38:56,865
Last dancer, deep in the gulch.
1295
01:38:56,899 --> 01:38:59,668
Stay on it, Em. I'm staying up.
1296
01:39:01,904 --> 01:39:04,105
Motherfucker.
1297
01:39:12,413 --> 01:39:14,482
Oh, wait, wait.
1298
01:39:14,515 --> 01:39:16,217
Oh, it's back up.
1299
01:39:16,250 --> 01:39:18,386
Could be a faulty battery.
1300
01:39:19,454 --> 01:39:22,490
All right. Shot's up, then.
1301
01:39:24,659 --> 01:39:26,594
Nah, he's poking.
1302
01:39:35,904 --> 01:39:37,773
Who's this asshole?
1303
01:39:38,674 --> 01:39:41,777
Man in black
on a white motorcycle.
1304
01:39:41,810 --> 01:39:44,680
No, no, no, no, no, no. Shit.
1305
01:39:48,516 --> 01:39:50,418
Can I help you?
1306
01:39:58,292 --> 01:40:00,696
You see that cloud?
1307
01:40:01,830 --> 01:40:04,565
Hey, man, who you with?
1308
01:40:05,433 --> 01:40:06,969
Oh, I'm sorry.
1309
01:40:07,002 --> 01:40:08,636
Who are you?
1310
01:40:08,671 --> 01:40:10,571
Nobody.
1311
01:40:10,605 --> 01:40:13,574
You don't look like
a nobody to me.
1312
01:40:13,608 --> 01:40:15,711
Yeah, look, w-we doing
a camera test
1313
01:40:15,744 --> 01:40:16,979
for a Verizon commercial,
1314
01:40:17,012 --> 01:40:18,681
so now I'm-a need you
to clear the road.
1315
01:40:18,714 --> 01:40:20,849
This whole valley
comes up as blurry
1316
01:40:20,883 --> 01:40:22,583
on Google Maps.
1317
01:40:22,617 --> 01:40:25,319
You're really tucked away
back here.
1318
01:40:26,320 --> 01:40:27,723
Jupiter's Claim?
1319
01:40:28,724 --> 01:40:30,658
Quicker if you go
the other way around.
1320
01:40:30,693 --> 01:40:32,593
Yeah.
1321
01:40:32,627 --> 01:40:34,697
Actually,
1322
01:40:34,730 --> 01:40:38,299
what did happen with Jupe Park
and all those people?
1323
01:40:38,332 --> 01:40:40,002
He was basically
your neighbor, right?
1324
01:40:40,035 --> 01:40:41,569
So, what, they vanished?
1325
01:40:41,602 --> 01:40:43,939
You don't believe
the flood narrative, do you?
1326
01:40:43,972 --> 01:40:45,606
Fuck, guys.
1327
01:40:45,640 --> 01:40:47,308
It's
TMZ.
1328
01:40:47,943 --> 01:40:49,410
Oh, fuck me.
1329
01:40:50,679 --> 01:40:54,649
Uh, hey, guys. Uh, Jean Jacket
is definitely in those clouds,
1330
01:40:54,683 --> 01:40:57,585
and he's definitely
coming this way.
1331
01:40:57,618 --> 01:40:59,988
What's the matter?
Don't you want to be on TV?
1332
01:41:00,022 --> 01:41:01,824
Man, I'm trying to tell you.
1333
01:41:02,791 --> 01:41:04,592
You don't want to go that way.
1334
01:41:04,625 --> 01:41:06,260
Fuck it.
1335
01:41:06,294 --> 01:41:08,596
Your loss, nobody.
1336
01:41:18,406 --> 01:41:20,676
We still rolling? Over.
1337
01:41:20,709 --> 01:41:22,811
Goddamn right we are.
1338
01:41:28,817 --> 01:41:31,720
Fellas, here it comes. Over.
1339
01:41:31,754 --> 01:41:33,387
Pop quiz, guys.
1340
01:41:33,421 --> 01:41:35,758
What happens
when an electric bike
1341
01:41:35,791 --> 01:41:39,027
going 60 miles per hour
hits an anti-electric field
1342
01:41:39,061 --> 01:41:41,362
going in the opposite direction?
1343
01:41:50,806 --> 01:41:52,573
Shit.
1344
01:41:52,607 --> 01:41:53,508
Fuck.
1345
01:41:53,541 --> 01:41:55,510
Shit.
We're all gonna go to jail.
1346
01:41:58,847 --> 01:42:02,383
Oh, fuck. There's no way
that that guy's alive.
1347
01:42:04,887 --> 01:42:06,822
Ah, shit.
1348
01:42:09,024 --> 01:42:10,826
Goddamn.
1349
01:42:10,859 --> 01:42:12,460
I told his ass not to go.
1350
01:42:12,493 --> 01:42:14,763
I told him not to go.
1351
01:42:16,698 --> 01:42:19,668
Uh, hey, OJ, what's...
1352
01:42:19,701 --> 01:42:22,104
Wh-Where the fuck are you going?
1353
01:42:22,137 --> 01:42:24,505
The fuck is he doing?
1354
01:42:26,041 --> 01:42:27,676
I'm going dark. Over.
1355
01:42:27,709 --> 01:42:30,578
Okay. No, OJ, no. No!
1356
01:42:30,611 --> 01:42:33,682
No self-respecting...
1357
01:42:51,066 --> 01:42:52,768
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
1358
01:42:52,801 --> 01:42:54,712
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey. Easy, easy, easy.
1359
01:42:54,736 --> 01:42:56,772
Did you get that on camera?
1360
01:42:56,805 --> 01:42:59,574
- Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.
- What happened?
1361
01:42:59,607 --> 01:43:01,687
Listen, listen, we-we
got to get you out of here.
1362
01:43:02,443 --> 01:43:04,378
- Eyes on me.
- Where's my camera?
1363
01:43:04,412 --> 01:43:06,380
- Hey! Hey!
- I need my camera.
1364
01:43:06,414 --> 01:43:08,516
Do you see it?
1365
01:43:12,855 --> 01:43:14,455
Okay. Angel?
1366
01:43:14,488 --> 01:43:16,024
- What?
- Angel, come on.
1367
01:43:16,058 --> 01:43:18,593
We got to reload.
1368
01:43:18,626 --> 01:43:20,361
Shit.
1369
01:43:29,071 --> 01:43:30,739
Wait.
1370
01:43:32,040 --> 01:43:33,709
Uh, where's your phone?
1371
01:43:33,742 --> 01:43:36,879
Why aren't you filming this?
1372
01:43:36,912 --> 01:43:38,646
What?
1373
01:43:38,680 --> 01:43:40,949
Angel, what's happening?
1374
01:43:45,519 --> 01:43:48,690
Okay, OJ, if you die
trying to save that guy,
1375
01:43:48,724 --> 01:43:50,658
I'll kill you.
1376
01:43:50,692 --> 01:43:52,761
No. No, no, please.
1377
01:43:52,794 --> 01:43:54,706
- Please, no. No.
- We're gonna get you out. Shut your eye.
1378
01:43:54,730 --> 01:43:56,765
- Shut your eye.
- Not before you take a picture.
1379
01:43:56,798 --> 01:43:58,834
T-Take a picture first!
1380
01:44:00,601 --> 01:44:02,170
Uh, camera reloads.
1381
01:44:04,673 --> 01:44:05,807
You can use my camera.
1382
01:44:05,841 --> 01:44:07,081
No, no.
There's not enough time.
1383
01:44:10,012 --> 01:44:12,546
It's here.
1384
01:44:17,551 --> 01:44:19,553
Be Scorpion King.
1385
01:44:19,587 --> 01:44:21,189
Make a name for yourself.
1386
01:44:23,225 --> 01:44:24,525
What is that?
1387
01:44:24,558 --> 01:44:27,662
- My bad, man.
- Hey.
1388
01:44:27,696 --> 01:44:30,032
Oh, my God.
1389
01:44:30,065 --> 01:44:32,200
My camera! I need my camera!
1390
01:44:32,234 --> 01:44:34,236
Oh, my God! Fuck!
1391
01:44:39,675 --> 01:44:40,952
Give me the lid.
Give me the lid.
1392
01:44:40,976 --> 01:44:43,577
Come on. All right.
1393
01:44:43,611 --> 01:44:46,815
Oh, God!
1394
01:44:46,848 --> 01:44:48,150
Oh, fuck!
1395
01:44:48,183 --> 01:44:49,483
Shit! Fuck!
1396
01:44:49,517 --> 01:44:51,619
Hey, hey! Is everybody okay?
1397
01:44:51,652 --> 01:44:53,822
For the love of fuck,
talk to me, please!
1398
01:44:53,855 --> 01:44:55,791
OJ.
1399
01:45:06,268 --> 01:45:07,936
OJ. OJ!
1400
01:45:07,970 --> 01:45:10,571
You stupid-ass motherfucker,
you better answer me.
1401
01:45:10,604 --> 01:45:12,050
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
1402
01:45:12,074 --> 01:45:13,175
whoa, whoa, whoa.
1403
01:45:13,208 --> 01:45:14,710
Are you okay?!
1404
01:45:14,743 --> 01:45:17,946
Are you good? Over.
1405
01:45:24,753 --> 01:45:27,923
Oh, God! Oh, God!
1406
01:45:27,956 --> 01:45:30,726
Oh, God!
1407
01:45:30,759 --> 01:45:32,928
Oh, God.
1408
01:45:32,961 --> 01:45:35,130
Oh, God!
1409
01:45:55,649 --> 01:45:58,320
Holy shit, I-I think
it's taking the dancers.
1410
01:45:58,353 --> 01:46:00,689
Are you getting this?
1411
01:46:08,596 --> 01:46:10,699
Guys, OJ's hooded up.
1412
01:46:10,732 --> 01:46:13,001
He's doing the run.
OJ's doing the run!
1413
01:46:13,035 --> 01:46:14,903
Oh, God.
1414
01:46:14,936 --> 01:46:16,671
Hey, it's gone.
1415
01:46:16,705 --> 01:46:18,572
I can't see it anymore, guys.
1416
01:46:54,176 --> 01:46:56,011
Get it. Get it!
1417
01:47:10,792 --> 01:47:12,227
No.
1418
01:47:12,260 --> 01:47:13,995
Fuck.
1419
01:47:28,009 --> 01:47:29,778
Go! Go!
1420
01:47:32,881 --> 01:47:35,250
Lucky, go. Go, go, go, go, go!
1421
01:47:48,130 --> 01:47:51,233
Holy shit!
1422
01:47:51,266 --> 01:47:54,102
Yeah!
1423
01:47:54,136 --> 01:47:55,837
Let's go!
1424
01:47:55,871 --> 01:47:57,906
Yeah, he didn't like that,
did he?
1425
01:47:57,939 --> 01:48:00,008
OJ,
you're a motherfucking genius.
1426
01:48:00,041 --> 01:48:02,410
We got it. We got it.
1427
01:48:02,444 --> 01:48:03,879
It's over.
1428
01:48:03,912 --> 01:48:05,413
It's over. We got it, y'all!
1429
01:48:05,447 --> 01:48:07,682
The feed started going
in and out when...
1430
01:48:07,716 --> 01:48:09,084
when that guy got got.
1431
01:48:09,117 --> 01:48:11,419
But we should be covered
with the film camera.
1432
01:48:11,453 --> 01:48:13,654
Right, Holst?
1433
01:48:22,297 --> 01:48:24,099
The light.
1434
01:48:27,202 --> 01:48:29,070
The light, it's...
1435
01:48:30,772 --> 01:48:33,175
...gonna be magic soon.
1436
01:48:38,780 --> 01:48:40,815
What you mean, Ant?
1437
01:48:46,788 --> 01:48:48,690
Whoa, no, no.
Wh-Where you going?
1438
01:48:50,992 --> 01:48:53,228
It's gonna be all right, Angel.
1439
01:48:53,995 --> 01:48:56,264
We don't deserve the impossible.
1440
01:49:03,338 --> 01:49:04,940
Uh, hey, guys.
1441
01:49:04,973 --> 01:49:07,976
Holst just said
some creepy, cryptic shit.
1442
01:49:08,009 --> 01:49:10,278
Took his camera.
He's heading up the mountain.
1443
01:49:10,312 --> 01:49:12,113
Over.
1444
01:49:14,015 --> 01:49:15,817
Hey, Holst.
1445
01:49:15,850 --> 01:49:17,919
Holst. Wait. Hold on, man.
1446
01:49:17,953 --> 01:49:19,888
Talk to me. What happened?
1447
01:49:19,921 --> 01:49:22,057
Did you get the shot
or didn't you? Over.
1448
01:49:25,060 --> 01:49:26,795
This nigga.
1449
01:49:27,429 --> 01:49:29,464
Fuck.
1450
01:49:29,497 --> 01:49:31,499
This is crazy, right?
1451
01:49:47,549 --> 01:49:50,018
Come on, come on, come on.
1452
01:49:51,319 --> 01:49:53,121
Fuck.
1453
01:50:16,544 --> 01:50:18,113
No, man.
1454
01:50:21,149 --> 01:50:22,450
The fuck?
1455
01:50:27,589 --> 01:50:29,324
Holst.
1456
01:50:56,184 --> 01:50:57,452
Oh, shit.
1457
01:51:12,334 --> 01:51:14,235
Fuck!
1458
01:51:27,649 --> 01:51:29,351
Oh.
1459
01:51:29,384 --> 01:51:31,086
Oh, God.
1460
01:51:31,119 --> 01:51:32,921
No.
1461
01:51:33,521 --> 01:51:35,623
Oh, shit.
1462
01:51:35,657 --> 01:51:37,292
Fuck.
1463
01:51:38,526 --> 01:51:41,196
What?
1464
01:51:53,174 --> 01:51:54,509
Ow!
1465
01:51:56,211 --> 01:51:57,245
Fuck.
1466
01:52:01,684 --> 01:52:03,284
Okay.
1467
01:52:03,318 --> 01:52:05,453
Fuck!
1468
01:52:11,493 --> 01:52:13,395
Oh, shit!
1469
01:52:16,164 --> 01:52:18,400
Oh, no!
1470
01:52:32,715 --> 01:52:34,249
Don't look. Don't look.
1471
01:52:34,282 --> 01:52:37,619
Don't look. Don't look.
Don't look.
1472
01:52:37,652 --> 01:52:39,587
Don't look. Don't look.
1473
01:52:39,621 --> 01:52:41,589
Don't look. Don't look.
Don't look.
1474
01:52:57,005 --> 01:52:58,973
Get the bike!
1475
01:52:59,007 --> 01:53:00,575
Get out of here!
1476
01:53:11,787 --> 01:53:13,689
Oh, my God.
1477
01:53:13,722 --> 01:53:16,090
You're dead! Dead!
1478
01:53:20,161 --> 01:53:22,397
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
Look down.
1479
01:53:51,493 --> 01:53:53,027
Hey.
1480
01:53:53,061 --> 01:53:56,431
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1481
01:54:07,843 --> 01:54:10,011
Come on.
1482
01:54:14,549 --> 01:54:16,284
No.
1483
01:54:33,836 --> 01:54:36,638
Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
1484
01:55:11,674 --> 01:55:13,608
No!
1485
01:55:18,446 --> 01:55:20,783
Just leave, OJ.
1486
01:55:20,816 --> 01:55:22,650
Forget it! Come on!
1487
01:55:24,419 --> 01:55:25,587
Come on!
1488
01:56:44,599 --> 01:56:46,634
Come on!
1489
01:58:40,414 --> 01:58:42,818
It's gonna fuck you up.
1490
01:58:43,852 --> 01:58:45,788
It's gonna fuck you up.
1491
01:59:20,789 --> 01:59:22,423
Come on.
1492
01:59:22,456 --> 01:59:24,726
Come on, come on!
1493
01:59:30,165 --> 01:59:31,834
What the...
1494
01:59:57,491 --> 02:00:00,595
Come on. Come on!
1495
02:00:00,628 --> 02:00:02,698
I'm gonna get you,
you motherfucker.
1496
02:00:21,515 --> 02:00:23,484
I'm-a take you to Oprah.
I'm-a take you to Oprah.
1497
02:00:23,517 --> 02:00:25,821
Let's go to Oprah.
1498
02:01:32,988 --> 02:01:34,455
Yes!
1499
02:01:35,123 --> 02:01:36,825
Yes!
1500
02:01:36,858 --> 02:01:39,895
Nobody fucks
with Haywood, bitch!
1501
02:01:39,928 --> 02:01:41,763
Nobody!
1502
02:01:41,797 --> 02:01:43,231
You hear me?!
1503
02:01:54,810 --> 02:01:57,846
Cowboys and cowgirls,
1504
02:01:57,879 --> 02:01:59,848
it's time to ride off
into the sunset.
1505
02:01:59,881 --> 02:02:02,985
That's right. Happy trails.
1506
02:02:03,018 --> 02:02:04,618
It's closing time.
1507
02:02:04,652 --> 02:02:07,789
You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
1508
02:02:07,823 --> 02:02:09,124
Come back again.
1509
02:02:09,157 --> 02:02:11,525
Until then, we wish you well.
1510
02:02:11,559 --> 02:02:13,004
Okay, let's get in there
and set up.
1511
02:02:13,028 --> 02:02:15,897
Hasta la vista. Adios.
1512
02:02:15,931 --> 02:02:18,233
Yeah, get a shot of her.
Zoom in.
1513
02:02:29,911 --> 02:02:31,313
We're ready.
1514
02:02:31,346 --> 02:02:33,015
We're set up, ready to go.
1515
02:02:37,252 --> 02:02:38,987
Folks, this is Wally Pachenko
1516
02:02:39,021 --> 02:02:41,156
reporting live from Agua Dulce
1517
02:02:41,189 --> 02:02:43,325
Just outside of Jupiter's Claim,
1518
02:02:43,358 --> 02:02:45,761
where just seconds ago
1519
02:02:45,794 --> 02:02:48,764
an inexplicable occurrence,
uh, just in the distance...
1520
02:02:48,797 --> 02:02:51,166
You can probably hear
th-the shock in my voice.
1521
02:02:51,199 --> 02:02:54,302
There are still some fragments,
uh, floating in the air
1522
02:02:54,336 --> 02:02:58,639
where some-some
unidentified object
1523
02:02:58,673 --> 02:03:00,876
just drifted off into space
and exploded.
1524
02:03:00,909 --> 02:03:03,644
Uh, you can see some fragments
still falling from the sky.
1525
02:03:03,678 --> 02:03:05,680
Uh, we will have some amazing...
103217