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This is great.
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I am so glad we finally got to do this.
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Yeah. To sit down and actually
talk without the distractions.
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Definitely.
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I love double-dating.
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You know,I read somewhere that four
is the optimum number for conversation.
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I,I think I read that,too.
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I don't remember where I read that.
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Well,we could use some menus
and I could use a little water.
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Oh,excuse me.
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Excuse me. Could I...oh,she didn'T...
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- I'll do it.
- okay.
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Excuse me. Excuse me!
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Excuse me.
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Good. Finally.
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And you kn wowhat?
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We could use a little bit...
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hi,I'm denise.
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Let me tell you about the specials.
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Is this your first time here?
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Uh,yes.
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I come here all the time.
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So,today we have an
heirloom tomato salad.
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It's really good.
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It is really good.
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- Also,they make a really...
- hey,I got it.
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How do I know you? You look familiar.
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I eat here all the time.
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We've talked.
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You think I'm funny.
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You always put a
smiley face on my check.
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So what do you think
you're going to get?
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I think we'll probably
need another minute.
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I need to consult with my date.
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Oh,right. Your date.
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I'm sorry.
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I'll give you another minute.
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You must be cool parents.
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Mine would never go to dinner
with me and my boyfriend.
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He's cuban.
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What the hell?
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I mean that's insane. That
doesn't even make sense.
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Yeah,why would she think we were cuban?
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Why would she think we're your parents?
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Well,you did date my dad.
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Not now.
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Christine,it was just a mistake.
She didn't even look at you.
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She couldn't have looked
at me 'cause I look great.
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Well,I look better.
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I am barely old enough
to be ritchie's mom.
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Forget about it. Let's
not let it ruin our dinner.
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You're both beautiful... and young.
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So,what looks good?
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Why do they have to
make the print so small?
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Yeah,and is it too much to
ask for a comfortable chair?
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They got a lot of
rvenecharging that for a salad.
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The New Adventures Of Old Christine
Season03 Episode02
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how many times did I say to
that woman "no red peppers"?
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Ah,my stomach is killing me.
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Thanks for driving me home.
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Well,I figured since you and
daniel just started dating,
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he didn't need to know how much
red peppers don't agree with you.
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You ain't kidding.
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Oh,sorry about the ride home,by the way.
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God,the way they fawned over
daniel and new christine.
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You'd think they'd never seen
good-looking people before.
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Yeah,you might as well get used to it.
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That's what happens when
you date out of your league.
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What are you talking about?
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Daniel's not out of my...
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What about you?
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You must always be worried that new christine's
is going to find somebody better than you.
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I wasn'T.
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You shouldn'T.
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- I'm going to go call her.
- You should.
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matthew.
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You would not believe the night I had.
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I had a great night.
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I think I know what I
want to do with my life.
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That's great.You would not
believe the night that I had.
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Yeah,I had a meeting with my
advisor from med school about
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what I'm going to do now that
I'm not going to be a doctor.
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And she was saying,since I've got a
year of medical school under my belt,
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with just two more semesters,I
could become a licensed therapist.
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And I did love my psychology coses and,uh,I
would still like for people to call me doctor.
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So,I think I'm going to be a therapist.
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A therapist?
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Oh,thank god.
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Doctor,you would not
believe the night that I had.
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I had no idea I'd feel this
much pressure dating daniel.
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You know,technically,I'm
not a therapist yet.
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I did just come up with
the idea ten minutes ago.
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I mean,you can't imagine the amount of work
it takes just to be with a man that handsome.
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It's not real.
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Neither are these.
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or any of this.
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Oh,god,I hate this magic show.
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And the prep work is
even more exhausting.
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You know,the shaving,the
plucking,the waxing,the haircuts,
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the highlights,the line
reducers,the lip plumpers.
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is whatever that was holding
up going to come out next?
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Matthew,I start off as a seven
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but after a few hundred
dollars' worth of products
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and three hours of my life
that I am never getting back,
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I turn into a very temporary nine.
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Do you really think that
daniel's with you because of her?
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No,it's not daniel. It's me.
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When you're with a person that
beautiful,the whole world is watching.
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I mean,when we walk into a
restaurant,all eyes go to him.
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And right after him,they come to me.
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Atd whan do you think they're thinking?
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Who's that ten with the
six who thinks she's a nine?
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Exactly.
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And then they think,"boy,I guess she must
be really rich or really great in the sack,"
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- both of which we know I ain'T.
- No!
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Yes,matthew.
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You're getting older.
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There's nothing you can do about it.
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And the way you look today is the best
you're gonna look for the rest of your life.
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You're a terrible therapist.
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This is a ridiculous conversation.
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You're beautiful. You've
always been beautiful.
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That's why mom hates you.
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You're a great therapist.
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So much better than my last therapist.
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I'm pretty sure I'm not
going to sleep with you.
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Let's run away from here.
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Patricia opted for the tummy
tuck,brow lift,neck resurfacing,
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breast augmentation,spider vein
removal,chin implant and brazilian butt tuck.
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And here's patricia now...
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Patricia.
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Oy. Christine.
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Hi,sweetie,it's me.
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Just called to say good night.
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Maybe you're not home yet.
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Which is weird because you live closer to the
restaurant than I do and I even brought christine home
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and then had to drive around
for a while with my windows open.
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So... call me.
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It's richard.
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Dr. Gurwich is a
board-certified plastic surgeon
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in private practice in
beverly hills,california.
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Hi,me again.
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Just thought I'd try your cell.
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Haven't heard from you and I just
wanted to make sure you're okay.
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You didn't go home with
the bartender,did you?
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I love you.
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You know that,right?
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Where are you?
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I love you.
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Marry me. What?
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My name is christine campbell,and,uh,I was just
watching dr. Gurwich on the surgery channel,
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and I had a few questions.
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Um,I'm currently dating a
man who is out of my league.
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He's a ten and I'm an eight.
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Seven.
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Six.
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I'm a five.
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Hey,baby.
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Listen,I just left a message on your cell
phone,and I need to talk to you about it.
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Where are you?
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Why aren't you answering
any of your phones?
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Let's get married.
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Stop it!
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And I really don't even
believe in plastic surgery.
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I think it's bad for women and sends a
particularly terrible message to young girls.
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That said,I really do
need to see the doctor.
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You have all my
numbers,so please call me.
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Something bad has happened.
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- I accidentally proposed to new christine.
- What?
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I was leaving her a message and I panicked
because I couldn't reach her and...
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what's happening there?
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I got a new bra.
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Nope.
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I'm trying something out.
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What are those?
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Boobs. And lunch.
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Lemon pepper chicken.
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I had chicken last night.
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What's in the bottom drawer?
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Look,I'm going to a plastic
surgeon today for a consultation.
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Don't say anything!
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My body,my choice,okay.
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I just want to see what my options are.
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It's no big deal.
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You're considering surgery for some guy?
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No,it's not for daniel.
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Just being with him has brought
up some stuff for me,okay.
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Richard,I'm getting older.
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That's not easy,especially in this town.
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Los angeles is a very,very unforgiving
place to be a 32-year-old woman.
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Maybe you should be
consulting with a math tutor.
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I thought you were a feminist.
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Yeah. Exactly.That's right.I am.
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So I don't need some man telling me I can't
have plastic surgery to look good for my man.
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Plus,my therapist says I
should raise my self-esteem.
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When did you start therapy?
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Last night.
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Look,richard,I want to
feel better about myself
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and the only way I can think of to do that,short
of diet and exercise,is plastic surgery.
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You're crazy.
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You proposed to a
woman on her cell phone.
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I can't believe I did that.
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And now I'm going to have to undo it.
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I'm going to have to un-propose to her.
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Maybe I'll send her an e-mail.
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What? No,you can't do that.
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Richard,she's in love with you.
She wants to marry you someday.
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If you pull the rug out
from under her again,
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I don't think she's going
to stick around.I wouldn'T.
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Crap,I'm going to have to marry her.
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Hey,if you marry new christine,is
she going to take your name?
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I don't know. Why?
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Because then we'd both
be christine campbell.
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That's not acceptable.
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I'll go back to my maiden name.
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I thought you wanted to have
the same last name as ritchie.
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I'll hyphenate.
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I'm christine kimble-campbell.
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I have an appointment with dr. Gurwich.
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- I'm sorry,kimble-campbell?
- Yeah.
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Christine kimble-campbell.
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Oh,there I am.
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Kimble-campbell comma christine.
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Ah,yes.
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I can see this is your first visit.
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Yeah,yeah,it is,but I'm fine with it.
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You know,I'm doing this for me.
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It's all about empowering me,as a woman.
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What size are those?
Did you get those here?
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Please take a seat and we'll call you.
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There's a before-and-after
book on the table.
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Maybe take a look at the necks.
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Well,there's my lover.
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Stan. What are you doing here?
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And I'm not your lover.
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Oh,you were my lover .
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And I got the pictures on
my cell phone to prove it.
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Stan,please...
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what are you doing here?
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Oh,I come here all the time.
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I live close by and this is a great
place to meet women with low self-esteem.
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So how are you doing?
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I don't have low self-esteem.
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Well... you did sleep with me.
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Well,I'm in therapy now.
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So,what are you... what are
you thinking of having done?
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I don't know.
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Just some tightening and
plumping and lifting in...
251
00:12:41,590 --> 00:12:43,500
this area.
252
00:12:46,010 --> 00:12:50,010
Can I say something as your
former and probably future lover?
253
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,630
No.
254
00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:56,840
I've seen you naked,upside-down,in
terrible lighting,
255
00:12:56,850 --> 00:13:00,260
right before you popped my air mattress.
256
00:13:03,410 --> 00:13:05,250
Stan,please. Okay?
257
00:13:05,260 --> 00:13:06,570
That was a long time ago.
258
00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:08,890
I'm dating a ten now.
259
00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:13,110
My point is,you couldn't get any hotter.
260
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,210
Or dirtier.
261
00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:19,380
You know,I still have
a click in my jaw. I...
262
00:13:21,150 --> 00:13:23,520
stan! Stop it.Okay?
263
00:13:23,530 --> 00:13:25,110
Don't talk about that anymore.
264
00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,160
I have a boyfriend now.
265
00:13:26,170 --> 00:13:28,210
You know,I'm going to go sit over there.
266
00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:30,570
- Can I just tell you one more one thing?
- No.
267
00:13:30,580 --> 00:13:32,210
Do you want to know why you're hot?
268
00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:34,410
All right,one thing.
269
00:13:35,410 --> 00:13:39,510
It's because you're you,all the time.
270
00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,450
Even when you shouldn't be.
271
00:13:41,460 --> 00:13:47,350
And I just think that if you start
messing with you,trying to be less you...
272
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:50,670
I just think you'd be
making a big mistake.
273
00:13:51,150 --> 00:13:53,090
Oh,stan.
274
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,610
I really do appreciate that. I do.
275
00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:56,420
But you know what?
276
00:13:56,430 --> 00:13:59,390
No matter what happens,I'm
still going to be me.
277
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:00,620
Kimble-campbell?
278
00:14:00,630 --> 00:14:04,420
I mean,you know,I'll always
be me. I know exactly who I am.
279
00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:07,000
Miss kimble-campbell?
280
00:14:08,650 --> 00:14:10,650
Christine kimble-campbell?
281
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:12,700
That's me.
282
00:14:12,710 --> 00:14:14,820
Okay,take care,stan.
283
00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:17,930
Call me if you decide
to date fours again.
284
00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:35,220
You must be christine.
285
00:14:35,230 --> 00:14:37,420
I'm dr. Gurwich.
286
00:14:37,430 --> 00:14:39,570
Oh,my god.
287
00:14:39,590 --> 00:14:41,520
You're beautiful!
288
00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:46,270
Look at that bone structure
and gorgeous smile.
289
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,640
Oh,that makes me feel good.
290
00:14:48,650 --> 00:14:53,570
Now if we just vacuum out all the bumpy stuff
hiding it and pull the skin up around it,
291
00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:55,820
you'd be a knockout.
292
00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:59,310
That doesn't feel as good.
293
00:14:59,510 --> 00:15:02,030
- So,who do you want to look like?
- What?
294
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:05,210
Is there someone you've
always wanted to be?
295
00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:07,370
Well,I've always wanted to be me.
296
00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:10,150
Oh,a feminist.
297
00:15:10,350 --> 00:15:11,450
Yeah...
298
00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:13,890
I call them "befores."
299
00:15:15,090 --> 00:15:17,740
Well,actually,yeah,I am a feminist.
300
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,550
Oh,let me guess.A feminist
with a new boyfriend.
301
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,560
Yeah,you know what?
302
00:15:25,210 --> 00:15:26,960
Uh,I think I made a big mistake.
303
00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:32,370
I had a rough night and I was feeling
vulnerable and really bad about myself,so...
304
00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:34,690
let's see that smile.
305
00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,370
What are you doing?
306
00:15:37,380 --> 00:15:41,370
I just want to show you
what I can do for you.
307
00:15:43,090 --> 00:15:45,120
Oh,my god.
308
00:15:45,130 --> 00:15:45,850
What are you doing to me?
309
00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:47,460
I don't want to look like that.
310
00:15:47,470 --> 00:15:49,950
That's what you look like now.
311
00:15:53,050 --> 00:15:55,180
Oh,my god...
312
00:15:55,190 --> 00:15:57,400
I'm a monster.
313
00:15:57,410 --> 00:16:00,650
A monster with good bone structure.
314
00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:05,260
But take a little off there,
315
00:16:05,270 --> 00:16:07,020
and a little more there,
316
00:16:07,030 --> 00:16:12,990
make the bottom match the top
here,send that to the lab,and...
317
00:16:14,210 --> 00:16:15,950
now what do you think?
318
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:19,400
Listen,you know what? I
told you,I'm not interested.
319
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:25,320
oh,my god! Yeah,let's do that.
320
00:16:26,980 --> 00:16:29,580
Schwartz,chervin,jacobs,young,loder
and weitz. May I help you?
321
00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:31,600
One moment,please.
322
00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:34,200
schwartz,chervin,jacobs,young,loder
and weitz. May I help you?
323
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:36,120
One moment,please.
324
00:16:36,130 --> 00:16:37,610
Richard,what are you doing here?
325
00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:40,740
I'm sorry to bother you at
work,but I didn't hear from you.
326
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:41,960
Oh,I'm sorry.
327
00:16:41,970 --> 00:16:44,260
I had to work early
this morning,remember?
328
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:45,720
I didn't want to wake you up.
329
00:16:45,730 --> 00:16:48,280
And my cell phone died last night.
330
00:16:48,490 --> 00:16:51,290
schwartz,chervin,jacobs,young,loder
and weitz. May I help you?
331
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:53,370
One moment,please.
332
00:16:54,290 --> 00:16:56,290
Your cell phone died?
333
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:57,700
Were you trying to reach me?
334
00:16:57,710 --> 00:16:58,870
I was,but...
335
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:01,670
schwartz,chervin,jacobs,young,loder
and weitz. May I help you?
336
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,210
One moment,please.
337
00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:04,970
Sorry,sweetie.
338
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,390
So...
339
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,200
you didn't get any of your messages?
340
00:17:08,210 --> 00:17:11,440
Did you leave another
one after you proposed?
341
00:17:13,370 --> 00:17:16,100
schwartz,chervin,jacobs,young,loder
and weitz. May I help you?
342
00:17:16,110 --> 00:17:18,790
One moment,please.
343
00:17:22,330 --> 00:17:24,810
Christine...
344
00:17:24,820 --> 00:17:25,990
you know I love you.
345
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,900
Oh,richard,I love you,too.
346
00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:35,420
and thank you for asking
me,but I can't marry you.
347
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,530
You can't?
348
00:17:36,540 --> 00:17:39,460
Oh,my god,that'S... Bad news.
349
00:17:40,090 --> 00:17:44,170
I didn't know how to tell you and that's
why I didn't call you back,but I'm not ready.
350
00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:45,330
We're not ready.
351
00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:48,950
We've been through so much this year,and
I still believe we'll be together forever,
352
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,800
but I'm not ready to
marry you right now.
353
00:17:52,410 --> 00:17:54,030
Why not?
354
00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:55,810
Is there someone else?
355
00:17:55,820 --> 00:17:58,010
Is it schwartz,chervin,jacobs,young,loder
or weitz?
356
00:17:58,020 --> 00:17:59,370
No!
357
00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:01,020
The only man I want is you.
358
00:18:01,030 --> 00:18:03,590
But we're young; we have time.
359
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,780
We're young?
360
00:18:05,790 --> 00:18:07,160
Of course.
361
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:09,780
We're both young?
362
00:18:09,790 --> 00:18:11,540
Absolutely .
363
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:14,100
Marry me... what are you doing?
364
00:18:16,810 --> 00:18:18,310
Richard,we can wait.
365
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,770
I love you.
366
00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:23,680
Can I validate your parking,or you
going somewhere else in the building?
367
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:25,750
one moment,please.
368
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,560
Schwartz,chervin,jacobs,young,loder
and weitz. May I help you?
369
00:18:28,570 --> 00:18:30,710
One moment,please.
370
00:18:30,990 --> 00:18:31,820
Um,do me a favor?
371
00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:34,070
Don't check your e-mail.
372
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:49,740
hey,matthew. What are you doing?
373
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,360
Reading.
374
00:18:52,290 --> 00:18:53,240
Look at me.
375
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:55,250
Not interested.
376
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:56,580
Why?
377
00:18:56,590 --> 00:19:00,700
Are you intimidated by my beauty?
378
00:19:01,570 --> 00:19:03,320
Good night.
379
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,020
What's the matter with you?
380
00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:06,610
You know what the matter
with me is. This is crazy.
381
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:08,500
- What are you going to tell ritchie?
- What?
382
00:19:08,510 --> 00:19:10,710
After ten years of teaching
him he's perfect the way he is
383
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:14,530
and the only thing that counts is what's
on the inside,how do you explain her?
384
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:20,270
I'll just tell him I
had a good night's sleep.
385
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,770
Kids are dumb.
386
00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:29,790
He still thinks the fact that he and his dad
are both named richard is a gigantic coincidence.
387
00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:32,590
Good night.
388
00:19:33,330 --> 00:19:36,720
Stop saying "good night"
and not going anywhere.
389
00:19:37,860 --> 00:19:38,370
You know what?
390
00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:43,730
And I've supported you through a lot of
things that I didn't necessarily understand.
391
00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:48,090
Like going to medical
school,dropping out of medical school.
392
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:53,100
And by the way,I didn't judge you
when you went to a plastic surgeon.
393
00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:56,060
I had skin cancer removed.
394
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:59,520
And I didn't judge you.
395
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,320
And I've supported you
through a lot of stuff,too;
396
00:20:02,330 --> 00:20:03,620
and no matter how messed up you were,
397
00:20:03,630 --> 00:20:06,290
the one thing that was always true is
you were trying to do the right thing--
398
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:07,640
for yourself and your kid.
399
00:20:07,650 --> 00:20:08,830
You had integrity.
400
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,380
Why can't I have
integrity and a great rack?
401
00:20:11,390 --> 00:20:14,570
I don't know,but I've never seen it.
402
00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:18,330
Well,you're going to have to
trust me on this one. Okay?
403
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:22,530
I'm your older sister.
Soon to be younger sister.
404
00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:26,280
Isn't it possible I can be completely
well-adjusted and have a little work done?
405
00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:26,950
Well,ask mom.
406
00:20:26,970 --> 00:20:30,820
She was your exact same age
when she had her first face-lift.
407
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:34,240
Well,that really is a
gigantic coincidence.
408
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,250
Good night.
409
00:20:36,730 --> 00:20:41,350
For your information,I know exactly
what I'm going to tell ritchie.
410
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:44,970
I have a lot of reasons for
doing this-- a lot. Okay?
411
00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:47,510
I'm just going to tell him...
412
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:55,960
look at her,matthew.
413
00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:59,560
She's so pretty.
414
00:20:59,570 --> 00:21:04,610
And I'll just tell ritchie,"look
how pretty your mommy is."
415
00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:07,650
Come on.
416
00:21:07,930 --> 00:21:09,710
Oh,damn it.
417
00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:12,980
You're a fantastic therapist.
418
00:21:12,990 --> 00:21:15,800
Well,I've got a lot
of crazy to work with.
419
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:19,750
Thank you.
420
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,020
Yeah,you had a breakthrough.
421
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:24,270
you know what?
422
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:27,480
That's exactly what my last therapist
said before I slept with him.
423
00:21:27,490 --> 00:21:28,660
Good night.
424
00:21:28,670 --> 00:21:30,770
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