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POPPY WHITE: Coming this fall,
Only Murderers In The Building.
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- That's very good. I wrote that.
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- What did happen that night?
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MABEL MORA:
The killer stabs Bunny, and then leaves
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through the hole in
the bottom of my closet.
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Bunny said, "14 Savage."
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Kreps is Glitter Guy.
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CHARLES-HADEN SAVAGE:
But why would Kreps kill Bunny?
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I mean, did he want her painting?
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- There's no way that you could pull off
a murder this sophisticated.
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- I said that's enough!
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If I'm so stupid,
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how come I was able to land
the smartest woman on the planet?
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CINDA CANNING: [on podcast]
Every night, I'd go to
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the local bar and grill,
the Chicken Chug.
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MABEL: This all has something to do with
All is Not OK In Oklahoma.
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POPPY:
You should let this go.
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You don't know what she's capable of.
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You don't know what she'd do
to get what she wants.
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MABEL: Seriously? You're that terrified
of a podcaster who solved
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the murder of Becky Butler?
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- Yes.
- Why?
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- Because I'm Becky Butler.
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♪
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- Well, shit.
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[quiet car driving by]
[dog barking, birds chirping]
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BETTY BUTLER:
Before I became one of
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the most talked about
people in the country,
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Becky Butler,
I had a pretty ordinary life.
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Ordinary, that is, if you assume most
ordinary people are pretty miserable.
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[man coughing heavily]
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Which I assume is
a pretty safe assumption.
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CINDA: [on podcast]: How long is
too long to stay in a bad situation?
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This is what Elizabeth Davies
was pondering
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in the winter of 2003.
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BECKY:
Daddy, I made you a healthy breakfast.
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- Not hungry.
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- I think if you got something--
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- I ain't fuckin' hungry.
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[phone ringing]
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- Mayor Tipton's office.
How can I assist you?
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Oh, yes, of course.
Just hold on one second.
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Sir? It's your wife.
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- Not now.
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♪
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- I'm so sorry.
He's in a meetin' right now.
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Is there anything I can
help you with, Theresa?
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[glass clinks]
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Sir, I was gonna get going,
unless you need anything.
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- Oh, stay a bit, Becky.
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Have a drink with your mayor.
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- Oh, I should really get going.
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- Are you sure?
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- Well, my dad's expecting me,
so good night.
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MAYOR TIPTON:
Well, maybe tomorrow.
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You're not always gonna
be able to say no to me.
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♪
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CINDA: [on podcast]
"I need to get out of here,"
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were the last words
Elizabeth Davies wrote in her journal
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only five days before her left hand
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was found in her own mailbox.
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[click]
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[quiet snoring]
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[clicking]
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[typing]
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[click]
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[snoring continues]
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[echoing slice]
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REPORTER:
This is Channel 37 News,
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reporting on the disappearance
of Becky Butler,
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a local Chickasha native and a member
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of Mayor Tipton's executive team,
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who went missing last week.
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Authorities have no leads
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and are said to be bringing in
outside law enforcement help.
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[knocking]
- Nope.
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- Excuse me, Ms. Canning?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Um, ma'am...
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My name is Poppy White.
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I'm your biggest fan.
CINDA: Cute.
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Poppy, my favorite bagel.
What can I do for you, Poppy?
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- Uh, I... I have a story
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that I think would be
a really good podcast.
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[scoffs]
It's about a young woman
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in Oklahoma. She disappeared.
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- Lot of girls disappear, Poppy.
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- Yeah, but, um,
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she was being harassed
by the mayor of a small town,
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and his campaign slogan was,
"It's All Gonna Be OK."
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Um, "OK" as in "Oklahoma,"
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and I thought All is Not OK In Oklahoma
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would be a good title for a podcast.
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- I like your style.
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Missing or dead?
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- Excuse me?
- The girl.
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- Missing.
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- Well, let's hope she's dead.
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For it to even have a chance,
I'd really need her dead.
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Ideally murdered.
Ooh! And by that mayor.
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That would be amazing.
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I'm sorry. Uh, what exactly do you want?
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- I would like a job, Ms. Canning.
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♪
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- So, when I discovered
Becky Butler's disappearance,
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I just knew that I had to cover it.
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Never did I think it would
become such a sensation.
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But, a lot of the credit
really has to go to-- Ooh, Poppy.
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- Yes, Cinda? [laughs]
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- Turkey sandwich, no lettuce,
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no tomato!
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No bread. Just some turkey on tinfoil
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and a little bread on the side.
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Where was I? Oh!
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I find the term "genius" to be reductive.
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CHARLES: [on podcast]
The answer, as it turned out,
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we are all Tim Kono.
[click]
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- "We are all Tim Kono"?
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Are people really listening
to this insipid shit?
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I need a new Oklahoma.
[rattling]
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I will not be the one-hit wonder
of true crime podcasts, Poppy.
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I won't. I will not be...
[pills rattling]
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podcast Nickelback.
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- Have you given any thought
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to my idea about Rose Cooper,
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that artist who went
missing years ago?
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- Art? Poppy, really?
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Do you know what rhymes with art?
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- Smart?
- Fart.
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As in no one gives a flying fart.
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[sighs] I need something with
famous people, and blood,
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and, ideally,
a hot girl with a great rack.
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[pills rattling]
God, I need a murder. A good one.
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And I'm tired of waiting
for one to fall into my lap.
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God, you are useless!
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Fine. I will make this happen
all on my fucking own!
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[scattering]
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♪
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- So Poppy is Becky Butler.
- Yes,
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which means Cinda sent a mayor to prison
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for killing someone
she knew was still alive.
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- And now she's trying to top herself
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by sending us to prison
for a murder she committed.
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- God, is she good!
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What? This is so audacious,
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you know. I wish I'd thought of it.
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Really. I mean,
I wouldn't have gone as far,
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but what commitment, huh?
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- Really?
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- [urban accent]
Uh, don't blame the playa.
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Blame the game, brah.
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- No. Don't do that.
[Mrs. Gambolini squawks]
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- She was right in front of us all along.
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The storyteller artist framing us
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to get the hell out of her podcast lane!
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- But now, how do we get her?
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- It's not gonna be easy,
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but I have a plan.
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- Ooh. What?
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- I'm sorry. I thought a plan would,
uh, come to me in that moment,
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but, uh, no.
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Nothing.
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Although...
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Oh. No.
[bird chattering]
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- [sighs] Okay, we have
a ton on Oklahoma,
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but on Bunny's murder?
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- Well, we know she's working
with Detective Kreps.
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- But, how does "14 Savage"
relate to Cinda?
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- We still have the knife,
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and Detective Williams
is running forensics.
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We just reach out to her.
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If Cinda's DNA is on that knife,
it's game over!
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- Okay, I'm gonna text Detective Williams.
[beep]
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- We find ourselves up against
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a very talented storyteller
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and a very mediocre cop.
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But how do we outwit them?
[beep]
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- We need a confession.
- Uh-huh.
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- From Cinda Canning?
How do you propose we get that?
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- Torture? Can we torture her? [gasps]
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Charles, get your concertina
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and whatever you consider
your 10 most interesting stories.
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- Hm, let me just muse on that,
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uh, for a second.
- Mm.
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- No! We need to unravel Cinda
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like a...
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uh, like, oh, jeez...
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What's a thing that unravels?
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- Uh...
- No, we just need to find the thing
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that unravels Cinda, so she slips up
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and reveals herself as the killer!
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- Oh, that's good.
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- And what's the one thing we know
drives Cinda crazy?
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- A sweater!
- A sweater drives Cinda crazy?
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- No, no, no. A sweater unravels, dear.
Try to keep up, really.
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- A mystery!
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- Poppy! Her assistant,
who drives her crazy.
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- No, that's the word I was looking for.
Unravels like a mystery.
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- Oh no, no, no. I like sweater best.
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[overlapping arguing]
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- Have both of you had strokes or have I?
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- God!
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This is really not feeling
like a finale yet.
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Is it?
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♪ lively theme song playing ♪
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♪ vocalizing ♪
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[bell rings, soft music, diner chatter]
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OLIVER PUTNAM:
I have so many questions.
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First off, do you prefer Becky or Poppy?
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Or would you prefer Boppy?
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Which has a certain je ne sais quois.
- I can't do this.
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- Oliver, what did we agree on?
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- You and Charles do the talking.
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- Okay. We know you work for Cinda.
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Mabel has explained how complicated that--
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- You can just cut to it.
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- How can we get Cinda
to crumble and cave like a...
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crumbling cave?
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- Excuse me?
- How do we get Cinda to confess?
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- She'd never.
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Are you serious?
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- You must know things that upset her,
that might make her feel vulnerable.
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- I mean, sure. Human error, interruption,
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people who work for her
but don't look like her.
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- Yeah, we noticed that one.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Are there things that disturb her,
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that might break down her defenses?
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- She does not like
the inside of a tomato?
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- Oh, I can see that.
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I'm terrified by tomatoes.
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And the inside of them? [shudders]
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Just awful.
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- Okay, I guess that's something
we can work with.
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- Is it, though? What,
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are we gonna invite Cinda over
and make her a salad?
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- Oh! Oh, this one's weird.
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- The tomato was normal?
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- Um, she's very afraid of slow-motion.
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- I'm sorry?
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- I went to a Super Bowl party with Cinda,
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and every time
there was an instant replay, uh,
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I saw her shiver, and then start
to faint, and then cry a little bit.
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- Over the slow-motion?
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- Slow-motion, she does not like it.
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- Uh-huh.
- So, she's a true psychopath.
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- Hello. What can I get for you today?
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[phone buzzing]
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- Oh no, it's Cinda. [sighs]
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The finale of Only Murderers
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is dropping tomorrow. Um...
[buzzing continues]
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00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,663
Can I get a liverwurst
and marmalade sandwich to go?
251
00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:03,914
IVAN:
Mm-hmm.
252
00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:05,666
- Hi, Cinda. I'm sorry.
I'm on my way back.
253
00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:07,251
There were train delays.
254
00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:09,962
- Oh my god!
- That's horrible.
255
00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:12,047
- Liverwurst and marmalade?
Is that a thing?
256
00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:15,133
- It's the owner's sister's
favorite sandwich.
257
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,552
[Ivan laughs]
258
00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:19,096
Bunny was so disgusted
we had it on the menu,
259
00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,305
she called it "freak food."
260
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:21,515
[laughs]
261
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:23,851
- Well, hard agree
with Bun-Bun on that one.
262
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,727
WOMAN:
Hey, Ivan! Where's my toast?
263
00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:28,522
- Guys...
IVAN: English muffin, coming right up.
264
00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:31,108
[phone ringing]
- It's Detective Williams. Hang on.
265
00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:33,944
- Cinda's dropping the finale?
266
00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:35,904
Not hard to guess who
she's gonna name as the killer.
267
00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:38,699
- We're fucked.
We have got to put Cinda away today.
268
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:41,743
- We need to rally our resources.
- Right. That's right.
269
00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:44,705
Hey, did Ivan ever take our order?
270
00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:46,623
- Oliver, we need a plan.
- I agree.
271
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,125
We also need to eat.
272
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:53,547
- What'd she say? Did Williams
get any info off that knife?
273
00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,507
- Yeah, she did.
274
00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:56,717
Guys...
275
00:11:57,301 --> 00:12:00,220
I think I know what "14 Savage" means.
276
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,513
♪
277
00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:06,560
UMA HELLER:
Why are we here?
278
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,188
I'm organizing the estate sale,
but it's making me very sad.
279
00:12:09,188 --> 00:12:10,814
All her plants are dying, and
280
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:13,609
why is that damn bird back?
[squawking]
281
00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:16,570
- That shady email just said,
"Be at Bunny's at 7:00
282
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,280
"if you love good theater
283
00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,282
and/or want to be part of history."
284
00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:22,910
- I don't see cake.
The email said cake would be provided.
285
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,119
Cheap fucks.
286
00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:26,622
- Am I dressed appropriately?
287
00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:28,373
It's really hard to know
what to wear to a...
288
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,499
Killer Reveal Party.
289
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,043
- Uh, "killer reveal party"
290
00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:33,128
meaning a party where
a killer is revealed,
291
00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:34,963
or a reveal party that's killer in nature?
292
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:37,257
- I don't know, Jonathan.
Just be hot, okay?
293
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,967
- Welcome, friends!
HOWARD MORRIS: Oh, here we go.
294
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,261
OLIVER:
To the show that's about to end.
295
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,931
For we have figured out who extinguished
[door shuts]
296
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:47,267
the big, beautiful flame
of our beloved Bunny Folger.
297
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,685
- Alright, so who did it?
298
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,145
MRS. GAMBOLINI:
Who did it? Who did it?
299
00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:52,064
- I'm gonna strangle that bird.
300
00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:53,857
- You think we're just gonna tell you?
301
00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:56,985
- Kind of felt like that, yeah.
- Yeah. I mean, why else am I here?
302
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:59,196
- Don't we kinda have to tell them
if they're gonna be part of it?
303
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,323
- Must you poop on every party, Charles?
304
00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:03,534
Can't we have
a little dramatic tension here?
305
00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:05,953
- Oliver, she's gonna be here
in an hour. Just move it along.
306
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:08,413
- Mabel, we can do this production fast,
307
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,374
or we can do it well.
What would you prefer?
308
00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:11,416
- Fast. Do it fast.
309
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,378
- Okay. Well, then I will not
take responsibility for the reviews.
310
00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:15,504
Alright. Okay.
311
00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:17,005
Uh, first question.
312
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,883
Who here has had any theater training?
313
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:22,803
- Well, I'm on Broadway right now.
314
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,888
- Really?
- As a hyena. [giggleS]
315
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:25,973
- Uh-huh...
316
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,517
- And I once auditioned
for the part of Joseph
317
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,769
in Joseph and the Amazing
Technicolor Dreamcoat.
318
00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:33,480
- The way you worded that makes
it sound like you didn't get it.
319
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,857
- That is correct.
320
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,900
But it has nothing to do with talent,
321
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,277
despite what my mother said.
322
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,571
- Uh, Lester?
323
00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:43,782
- Uh, just a little light stage stuff
when I was younger.
324
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:44,825
- No shit!
LESTER: Yeah,
325
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:48,579
I graduated from Juilliard.
Started out off-Broadway with Tracy Letts.
326
00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:50,831
We were rivals. Hand to God.
CHARLES: And what happened,
327
00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,040
if you don't mind me asking?
328
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,668
- No, it's fine.
I just realized that my true passion
329
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:57,296
was being a doorman,
and I left the theater behind.
330
00:13:57,296 --> 00:13:58,463
- Really?
331
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,883
- Are you nuts? No.
332
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:03,260
I stopped getting hired,
developed a drinking problem,
333
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,928
and was homeless for a while.
334
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,471
Almost died, cleaned up,
335
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,806
took the first job I could get,
336
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,933
and I've been stuck here ever since.
337
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,019
- Jesus...
- How tragic!
338
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,563
- Well, wasn't that a bummer?
[awkward laugh]
339
00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:17,024
Anyway! You're all here today
340
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,902
to play a part in
manipulating a mastermind
341
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,904
into a live confession on our...
342
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,115
cam show... Livestream.
- Livestream.
343
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,992
- Where the hell is the fucking cake?
344
00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:28,744
- The cake is on its way!
345
00:14:28,744 --> 00:14:31,330
But this was very last minute,
and this is not about the cake.
346
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:33,498
- Ah, they chintzed on the cake!
347
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:34,791
[squawk]
I'm leaving.
348
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,335
HOWARD: Come on, Jonathan.
CHARLES: Wait!
349
00:14:36,335 --> 00:14:37,878
This is about us right now!
350
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:40,297
Bunny's fellow neighbors getting one shot
351
00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:42,216
to bring her killer to justice!
352
00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:44,134
- And we all really need your help.
353
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,305
- Fine.
354
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:51,642
But Bunny would have ordered
the cake from Sherman's on 92nd.
355
00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:52,476
- True.
- She sure would have.
356
00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:54,895
- Okay. We only have an hour.
357
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:57,272
[sighs] And if we pull this off,
358
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,816
I swear to each
and every person in this room
359
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,819
that Charles will buy you
the cake of your choice!
360
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,822
♪
361
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,074
[knocking]
362
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:13,997
- Okay. Here we go.
363
00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:17,501
- I'm missing
a parent-teacher conference for this,
364
00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:18,794
so your confession better be good.
365
00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:20,587
My kid's teacher is crazy hot.
366
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,257
- Who said anything about a confession?
367
00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:25,926
- Well, you said you were gonna
reveal the murderer live,
368
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:28,220
and you're the murderer.
So, by my math,
369
00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:30,430
that makes this a confession, Ms. Mora.
370
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,683
- [quietly] Are you really doing this?
- Mm-hmm.
371
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,143
- What the hell is this?
372
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,106
♪
373
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,108
- It's a killer reveal party.
[Oliver laughs]
374
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:44,152
- As in a party that reveals a killer,
375
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:47,072
or a reveal party
that's going to be killer.
376
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:49,157
- [quietly] See? It is confusing.
- Shh...
377
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,118
- It will all be explained.
378
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,829
And Cinda, we have
our recording devices on,
379
00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:55,289
so you may want to turn on yours.
380
00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:57,583
- I have a girl for that. Poppy,
please start recording everything.
381
00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:59,793
- Would you like me to wire anyone
or just use the boom?
382
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,087
- Uh, just record all
the smart things I say
383
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,547
and all the dumb shit that they grunt.
384
00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:05,048
[through gritted teeth]
Oh my god!
385
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,885
Okay, go ahead.
386
00:16:07,885 --> 00:16:10,429
- Welcome to our killer reveal party!
387
00:16:10,429 --> 00:16:12,806
Where we will reveal Bunny's killer.
388
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,808
It's also a killer party, simultaneously.
389
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,352
- Oh. Okay, so we were both right.
[overlapping murmuring]
390
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,729
- Double entendre.
[door opens]
391
00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:20,230
CHARLES:
And it gives me no pleasure
392
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,773
to inform you
393
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,901
that the killer is here,
394
00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:25,402
in this very room.
395
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:27,988
- [stilted]
Oh! But that can't be! One of us?
396
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,823
Please say it's not true!
397
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,575
- Howard. [shushing] Bring it down.
398
00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:33,911
- Let's remind ourselves of what we know.
399
00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:36,496
Bunny had a very normal last day of life.
400
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,541
She was contemplating a change.
A move, to Florida.
401
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:40,626
MRS. GAMBOLINI:
Fuck Florida! [squawks]
402
00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:43,212
- The three of us saw her that very night.
403
00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:46,215
She was looking for companionship.
404
00:16:46,215 --> 00:16:47,466
A friend.
405
00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:49,176
But what did we do?
OLIVER: Bye-bye.
406
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,594
We rejected her.
[shuts door]
407
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:52,012
We sent her away,
408
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,388
back to her apartment.
409
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:54,848
MABEL:
Where someone was waiting for her.
410
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:55,516
♪
411
00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:58,352
Someone who forced Bunny into my apartment
412
00:16:58,352 --> 00:16:59,520
to frame me,
413
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,438
then stabbed her with Oliver's knife
414
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,232
and my knitting needle, then escaped
415
00:17:03,232 --> 00:17:05,859
into the Arconia's secret passageways
416
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,069
that they knew about,
417
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,905
then used those secret passageways
418
00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:12,241
to plant the murder weapon
in Charles' apartment,
419
00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:14,409
along with a very valuable painting
420
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:17,788
of his nude father
they stole from Bunny's apartment...
421
00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:19,998
Jesus, is this what
we're really telling people?
422
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:22,459
- It's a lot. We could have
tightened it up in rehearsal.
423
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:25,587
- But who... had an interest in framing
424
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:28,006
three... innocent... people?!
425
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:29,883
You did!
- Me?!
426
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,468
- Sorry! I got disoriented! You did!
427
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,513
[scoffs]
- Cinda Canning killed Bunny Folger.
428
00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:37,182
And how did she cover her tracks?
429
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:40,853
With the help of a crooked cop
she met years ago in Oklahoma.
430
00:17:40,853 --> 00:17:42,646
[bar chatter]
431
00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:45,148
♪
432
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,692
- How did you know about Kreps?
433
00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:48,443
[gasps]
OLIVER: Are you kidding?
434
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:51,905
The sexual energy
between you two was obvious.
435
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:53,866
I'd say more,
436
00:17:53,866 --> 00:17:56,660
but this is
a family murder podcast.
437
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:59,955
- Cinda Canning is not a great
podcaster who solves murders.
438
00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:03,584
MABEL: She's a hack who makes
them up and packages them.
439
00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:05,919
And this time, she tried
to get away with a doozy.
440
00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:08,088
- Wow.
441
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,340
Really enjoyed the spelling it all out.
442
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:13,510
Very end of a Scooby Doo episode.
Very cute.
443
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:14,970
One little problem, though.
444
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:17,431
Why would I want to kill
an old woman I never met?
445
00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:19,683
- You met her, Ms. Canning.
446
00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:21,059
I have the logbooks.
447
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:23,687
You were actually here a lot
before Bunny died, weren't you?
448
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:26,440
- I was keeping tabs
on the Tim Kono investigation.
449
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,150
- You killed her.
450
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,944
You murdered her with a violent hand.
451
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:34,198
You murdered a sweet old lady
452
00:18:34,198 --> 00:18:35,866
who...
453
00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:37,743
She was my friend!
454
00:18:37,743 --> 00:18:39,578
She was my only friend,
455
00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:40,829
and you took her!
456
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:42,164
And why?!
457
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,999
For a podcast?!
458
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:45,751
[emotionally]
Why?
459
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:49,129
Why...
460
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,756
- Oh, Jesus, he's wonderful.
461
00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:52,841
♪ I love my coat of many colors ♪
462
00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:55,719
♪ I just love my coat
of many colors ♪
463
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:56,970
- Howard, no.
464
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,305
[frustrated grunt]
465
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,724
- There is literally no motive here.
466
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,851
Why would I have done any of this?
467
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,731
- [slow-motion]
What...
468
00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:09,608
an...
469
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:12,528
excellent...
470
00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:15,072
question...
471
00:19:15,072 --> 00:19:18,325
OLIVER [slow-motion]
It... is...
472
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:21,912
indeed...
473
00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:24,164
- Why are you moving in slow-motion?
474
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,792
[Cinda panting]
- Who's... going...
475
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:29,127
slow?
476
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,754
- Who... us?
477
00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:31,797
[whimpers]
478
00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:35,217
[tenants speaking in slow-motion]
479
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:38,595
♪
480
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:42,182
[slow-motion continues]
481
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,351
- Stop it! Stop it! I-I'm leaving!
482
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,644
- Alright, stop!
483
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,940
[cart rattling]
484
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:53,527
- Oh god, what is that?
485
00:19:53,527 --> 00:19:55,863
- So, you sign a big, juicy
486
00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:58,407
$30 million podcast deal.
487
00:19:58,407 --> 00:19:59,616
Problem is,
488
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:02,452
you don't have a juicy story to podcast.
489
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:04,246
So, you go looking
490
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,415
to invent one about a lonely
491
00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:08,083
old woman who gets murdered
492
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:10,627
in a big... fancy...
493
00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:12,171
apartment building.
- No... No...
494
00:20:12,171 --> 00:20:13,547
- Honestly,
495
00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:15,549
not that great.
496
00:20:15,549 --> 00:20:17,009
[squishing]
[gags, whimpers]
497
00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:19,386
Unless, the three people
who did the murdering
498
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:22,514
are three A-list celebrities!
499
00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:23,557
[laughs]
500
00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:24,683
♪
501
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:26,935
- Oh. Sorry.
502
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,437
I thought you were being funny.
503
00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:31,648
- Are we getting under your skin,
Ms. Canning?
504
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:33,442
OLIVER:
Admit you did it.
505
00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:35,944
Admit you did it!
MRS. GAMBOLINI: Admit it! Admit it!
506
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:38,405
- Forget it! And I'm not
confessing anything
507
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,449
because... because...
508
00:20:40,449 --> 00:20:41,575
- Because why?!
509
00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:42,993
- Because she didn't do it.
510
00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:47,164
- Mabel, we're so close.
What are you doing?
511
00:20:47,164 --> 00:20:48,665
- I'm solving a murder.
512
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,125
♪
513
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,627
She did it.
514
00:20:51,627 --> 00:20:52,878
[gasps, murmuring]
515
00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:54,379
- Excuse me, what?
516
00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,381
- This is the work of an artist
517
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,301
who just came into the picture recently.
518
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:03,263
Your gallery needed new energy.
Wasn't that what you said?
519
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:04,890
Turns out, you were making art
520
00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:06,517
from my tragedy.
521
00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:09,394
So why not frame me
and up the value of your art?
522
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:12,648
Is this all part of the plan?
- I'm really not sure anymore.
523
00:21:12,648 --> 00:21:16,276
- I am outraged. And frankly,
haven't we been down this road before?
524
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,236
- Sorry. Who is this person?
525
00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:19,321
And can we get her to dial
the accent down a little bit?
526
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,782
I mean, if I can't understand a word,
how's Middle America gonna get it?
527
00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:23,700
MABEL:
You're a real charmer, Alice.
528
00:21:24,201 --> 00:21:25,994
And a hell of a kisser.
529
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:27,829
MARV: Nice.
530
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:29,456
- But you're also a liar.
531
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,709
And a killer.
532
00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:34,169
- Huh.
533
00:21:34,169 --> 00:21:38,006
[slow clap]
Bravo, Mabel. Bravo indeed.
534
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:40,300
Here, all this time,
I was thinking you were just a bore
535
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,427
with the drawing skills of a toddler.
536
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:44,388
- It was you at the Pickle Diner,
537
00:21:44,388 --> 00:21:46,431
begging Bunny for
her Rose Cooper painting.
538
00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:48,934
But she wanted 14 million for it.
539
00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:50,894
"14 for Savage."
540
00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:53,063
That was a little out of
your price range, wasn't it?
541
00:21:54,857 --> 00:21:57,651
- [quietly] You talentless, smug bitch.
542
00:21:57,651 --> 00:21:59,820
- Holy shit, she did it. She got her.
543
00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:03,073
- No!
[Uma gasps]
544
00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:04,867
[screams, gasps]
545
00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:07,494
[guests shouting]
546
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:09,830
♪
547
00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:11,498
[Alice yelling]
- Oh! Oh!
548
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,917
Oh!
- Charles! Charles!
549
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:15,335
- Get off me!
- Hold her down!
550
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:16,920
[yelling continues]
[Howard groans]
551
00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:20,465
UMA:
Yes, 911? There's been a stabbing!
552
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:23,468
Yes, at the Arconia! Yes, he's bleeding!
553
00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:27,264
MABEL: Charles? Charles!
OLIVER: Charles! Oh my... Oh jeez...
554
00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:30,184
You're okay, buddy. You're okay.
555
00:22:30,184 --> 00:22:33,687
♪
556
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,106
Oh!
557
00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:39,026
Oh...
[Mabel sobbing]
558
00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:40,485
Charles...
559
00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:43,739
[Mabel and Oliver crying]
560
00:22:43,739 --> 00:22:45,365
- Jesus Christ.
561
00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:47,659
Please tell me you got all that.
562
00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:49,119
♪
563
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:52,831
[both crying]
564
00:22:56,502 --> 00:22:58,587
ALICE: Unhand me!
[Mrs. Gambolini squawking]
565
00:22:58,587 --> 00:23:00,547
[struggling]
HOWARD: It's okay, Mrs. Gambolini.
566
00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:02,549
Don't be scared. Don't be scared.
[calm squawk]
567
00:23:03,634 --> 00:23:05,219
This bird has seen too much, Jonathan.
568
00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:07,221
- Police and ambulance
are three minutes out.
569
00:23:07,221 --> 00:23:10,224
[hushed room chatter]
570
00:23:12,309 --> 00:23:14,019
CINDA:
I'm so sorry, Mabel.
571
00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:15,687
For all of it.
572
00:23:15,687 --> 00:23:17,648
You poor kid.
573
00:23:17,648 --> 00:23:19,483
But what you just did...
574
00:23:21,485 --> 00:23:22,861
I mean...
575
00:23:22,861 --> 00:23:25,322
Shit, you were incredible.
576
00:23:25,322 --> 00:23:28,033
You are one hell of an investigator.
577
00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:30,118
I could use someone like you on my staff.
578
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:32,621
I mean, hell, I...
579
00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:35,874
I think you could have your own podcast.
580
00:23:35,874 --> 00:23:37,876
- Oh, don't even. Don't you even...
581
00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:40,337
[squawking]
- Poppy?
582
00:23:40,796 --> 00:23:43,340
- [laughs] What... [frustrated sigh]
583
00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:45,759
This was pure luck!
584
00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:47,845
Th-there is absolutely nothing
585
00:23:47,845 --> 00:23:50,430
that ties this Australian girl
to Bunny's murder.
586
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:51,473
Nothing.
587
00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:52,641
- I'm English, you twat.
588
00:23:52,641 --> 00:23:54,017
- Achoo!
589
00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:56,144
- Bless you.
- Thank you.
590
00:23:57,813 --> 00:23:59,815
Why does Mabel get a podcast?
591
00:24:00,941 --> 00:24:02,401
Because she's pretty?
592
00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:06,113
Because she boldly dated
the supposed killer?
593
00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:09,116
I do everything for you.
594
00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:13,245
I get your lunch,
and I respond to all your mail,
595
00:24:13,245 --> 00:24:16,415
and I pick up your dry cleaning,
and I drop off your dry cleaning,
596
00:24:16,415 --> 00:24:18,792
and I pick up your dry cleaning,
and I drop off your dry cleaning, and--
597
00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:21,044
Why don't you just wear
something that you can wash?!
598
00:24:22,296 --> 00:24:24,673
And I told you about the Rose Cooper art,
599
00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:27,134
and you made a flying fart joke.
600
00:24:27,134 --> 00:24:28,302
I told you all--
601
00:24:28,302 --> 00:24:29,636
Achoo!
CINDA: Okay, Poppy,
602
00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,930
you know my rule.
Two sneezes in my presence means
603
00:24:31,930 --> 00:24:33,599
you need to self-quarantine for a week.
604
00:24:33,599 --> 00:24:35,350
MABEL:
Poppy?
605
00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:37,102
Why'd you tell Cinda about Rose Cooper?
606
00:24:37,102 --> 00:24:38,145
♪
607
00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:40,314
- It was an idea for a podcast.
608
00:24:40,314 --> 00:24:42,482
Cinda was not interested...
609
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,401
- But you were,
610
00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:46,737
and in that painting that Bunny owned.
611
00:24:46,737 --> 00:24:47,946
- Achoo!
612
00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:50,240
- Do you have some kind of allergy?
613
00:24:51,033 --> 00:24:53,285
To Mrs. Gambolini perchance?
614
00:24:53,285 --> 00:24:54,286
- Achoo!
615
00:24:54,286 --> 00:24:55,662
[squawk]
616
00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:57,414
- It's so strange.
617
00:24:57,414 --> 00:25:00,375
The killer sneezed
when fleeing the crime scene.
618
00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:02,377
[sneezing]
619
00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:06,590
- It's not a crime to be allergic
to rancid bird molting.
620
00:25:07,466 --> 00:25:09,635
And what? You're gonna believe
some-- some young girl
621
00:25:09,635 --> 00:25:12,387
that's hiding in your walls? [scoffs]
622
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,100
- Only the killer could have known there
was a girl hiding in the walls that night.
623
00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:19,019
- And her name is Lucy.
624
00:25:19,811 --> 00:25:21,146
CINDA:
And yours...
625
00:25:21,146 --> 00:25:23,023
is Becky.
626
00:25:24,483 --> 00:25:25,734
- Who told you that?
627
00:25:25,734 --> 00:25:26,527
CHARLES:
We did.
628
00:25:26,527 --> 00:25:28,320
[screaming]
629
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,364
[wailing]
630
00:25:30,364 --> 00:25:32,950
♪
631
00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:35,285
I wasn't stabbed.
632
00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:37,538
It's all theater.
633
00:25:37,538 --> 00:25:39,456
- We've been onto you
since this afternoon!
634
00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:40,499
- We all have.
635
00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:45,462
- I don't understand what's happening!
CINDA: It's over, kiddo.
636
00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:47,881
I know the game you played
with me in Oklahoma,
637
00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:49,591
and they know the game
you played with them
638
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,927
in this overpriced building.
639
00:25:51,927 --> 00:25:53,303
- And I only real fainted once.
640
00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:55,722
The other times were acting.
641
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,812
- I just wanted to make a good podcast.
642
00:26:03,063 --> 00:26:05,566
I just wanted Cinda to notice me.
643
00:26:05,566 --> 00:26:08,026
But things went wrong
right from the start.
644
00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:10,571
Right from that night that I texted you
645
00:26:10,571 --> 00:26:13,907
to get out of the building,
and you came back to your apartment.
646
00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:16,326
[beep]
[muffled door opening]
647
00:26:20,497 --> 00:26:22,249
How'd you figure it out?
648
00:26:25,878 --> 00:26:28,547
[phone ringing]
- It's Detective Williams. Hang on.
649
00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:31,717
Hey.
DETECTIVE WILLIAMS: [on phone] Hey.
650
00:26:31,717 --> 00:26:34,344
So I got DNA off
the murder weapon. Saliva.
651
00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:35,971
But get this.
652
00:26:35,971 --> 00:26:37,890
It belongs to a dead girl
653
00:26:37,890 --> 00:26:39,433
from way the hell out of state.
654
00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:41,268
- Let me guess.
655
00:26:41,268 --> 00:26:42,269
Oklahoma.
656
00:26:42,269 --> 00:26:44,396
♪
657
00:26:44,396 --> 00:26:46,607
- How the hell did you know that?
658
00:26:46,607 --> 00:26:48,400
- I think I know what "14 Savage" means.
659
00:26:55,741 --> 00:26:57,993
- Sandwich...
[bell dings]
660
00:26:57,993 --> 00:27:00,746
IVAN: 14 sandwich?
Liverwurst and marmalade to go.
661
00:27:00,746 --> 00:27:02,080
- That's me.
662
00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:04,791
[door opens]
663
00:27:07,711 --> 00:27:08,962
[door shuts]
664
00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:10,631
- The thing is,
665
00:27:10,631 --> 00:27:13,634
before I became one of the most
talked about people in the country...
666
00:27:15,219 --> 00:27:16,887
I had a pretty ordinary life.
667
00:27:16,887 --> 00:27:17,888
[bang]
668
00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:19,890
[muffled police radio chatter]
669
00:27:19,890 --> 00:27:21,850
Ordinary, that is, if you assume
670
00:27:21,850 --> 00:27:25,020
most ordinary people are pretty miserable.
671
00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:26,313
[muffled bang, click]
672
00:27:26,313 --> 00:27:28,315
Which I assume is
a pretty safe assumption.
673
00:27:28,315 --> 00:27:31,652
♪
674
00:27:31,652 --> 00:27:34,655
[inaudible]
675
00:27:38,534 --> 00:27:41,537
[inaudible]
676
00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:47,835
[inaudible]
677
00:27:57,594 --> 00:27:59,137
CHARLES:
Once Becky Butler found the way
678
00:27:59,137 --> 00:28:01,849
to use her own story to get a job
679
00:28:01,849 --> 00:28:03,767
with her hero, Cinda Canning...
680
00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:05,519
- Uh, what exactly do you want?
681
00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:06,979
- I would like a job, Ms. Canning.
682
00:28:06,979 --> 00:28:08,730
CHARLES:
...she thought she'd be home free.
683
00:28:09,606 --> 00:28:12,568
CINDA: She even found someone
that was willing to help her.
684
00:28:12,568 --> 00:28:16,238
Though, at first,
like so many things that go bad,
685
00:28:16,238 --> 00:28:17,739
it was just about love.
686
00:28:18,699 --> 00:28:20,784
CHARLES:
So she went the extra mile
687
00:28:20,784 --> 00:28:24,621
and plotted a bigger New York story.
688
00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:28,375
- Yes, you can. She's old. And mean.
689
00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:30,878
You deserve this. We both do.
690
00:28:30,878 --> 00:28:34,214
You get to be famous, I get a promotion,
691
00:28:34,214 --> 00:28:37,467
and we get to move out
of this sweaty shit-box. Yes.
692
00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:40,888
You got this.
- I deserve it. I deserve it.
693
00:28:40,888 --> 00:28:41,972
[giggling]
694
00:28:41,972 --> 00:28:44,224
Ooh! Did I tell you about
the secret passageways I found?
695
00:28:44,224 --> 00:28:46,435
DETECTIVE KREPS:
What? Fuck, I fuckin' love you.
696
00:28:46,435 --> 00:28:49,771
- And with that, another mystery solved.
697
00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:51,607
So one last time,
698
00:28:51,607 --> 00:28:53,525
for Only Murders in the Building...
699
00:28:53,525 --> 00:28:56,737
- And for
Only Murderers in the Building...
700
00:28:56,737 --> 00:28:58,864
- I'm Oliver Putnam.
701
00:28:58,864 --> 00:29:00,449
- I'm Mabel Mora.
702
00:29:00,449 --> 00:29:03,285
And I'm Charles-Haden Savage.
703
00:29:03,285 --> 00:29:05,829
- And Cinda Canning.
Thanks again to our sponsor
704
00:29:05,829 --> 00:29:08,457
Gut Milk Lite.
It's got all the flavor of Gut Milk
705
00:29:08,457 --> 00:29:10,792
and none of the unexplained crunch.
706
00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:13,212
- [sighs] Wow.
707
00:29:13,212 --> 00:29:15,380
Two murders back-to-back.
- Yep.
708
00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:17,549
- Now we can start talking
to each other like people
709
00:29:17,549 --> 00:29:19,927
and not just about murders.
- Right.
710
00:29:22,179 --> 00:29:24,389
[sighs]
[clears throat]
711
00:29:24,389 --> 00:29:27,392
♪ On The Sunny Side Of The Street
by Keely Smith ♪
712
00:29:27,392 --> 00:29:29,019
[street noise]
[distant siren]
713
00:29:30,938 --> 00:29:32,940
- Ah. Thank you.
714
00:29:35,442 --> 00:29:37,819
- Okay, where's the wheelchair?
- Didn't you read the stage directions?
715
00:29:38,529 --> 00:29:40,447
- No, I have one line.
- Charles,
716
00:29:40,447 --> 00:29:42,241
your test scores are off the charts!
717
00:29:42,241 --> 00:29:44,952
The network wants you out
of the wheelchair immediately,
718
00:29:44,952 --> 00:29:47,204
and your dementia is in remish.
719
00:29:47,204 --> 00:29:50,457
- Hallelujah! It's a miracle cure!
720
00:29:50,457 --> 00:29:52,376
- [giggles] Nice. You got de-dementia'd.
721
00:29:52,376 --> 00:29:55,629
CHARLES: Thanks, Luce.
- Last looks!
722
00:29:55,629 --> 00:29:57,506
- Oop.
723
00:29:57,506 --> 00:29:59,383
- Well, welcome back
724
00:29:59,383 --> 00:30:01,802
to the world of the upright.
- Thanks, Joy.
725
00:30:01,802 --> 00:30:03,220
- Hm.
726
00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:04,680
Looking good, Charlie.
727
00:30:06,431 --> 00:30:08,141
- Hey, Joy.
- Yeah?
728
00:30:08,141 --> 00:30:09,893
♪ Life can be... ♪
729
00:30:09,893 --> 00:30:10,936
- Uh...
730
00:30:12,187 --> 00:30:13,188
[grunts]
731
00:30:13,188 --> 00:30:15,440
♪ On the sunny side of the street ♪
732
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,860
- Are you asking me out on a date?
733
00:30:17,860 --> 00:30:19,111
[exhales]
734
00:30:20,153 --> 00:30:21,196
For when?
735
00:30:21,738 --> 00:30:22,739
[exhales]
736
00:30:23,574 --> 00:30:24,908
Are you suggesting tonight?
737
00:30:25,659 --> 00:30:26,660
- [choked]
Yes.
738
00:30:26,660 --> 00:30:28,412
♪ But, I'm not afraid ♪
739
00:30:28,412 --> 00:30:29,955
- Oh, Charlie.
740
00:30:29,955 --> 00:30:31,748
Finally, you got it out.
741
00:30:32,249 --> 00:30:34,585
♪ Crossed over ♪
742
00:30:34,585 --> 00:30:37,671
♪ If I never have a cent ♪
743
00:30:37,671 --> 00:30:38,922
Jesus. God.
744
00:30:38,922 --> 00:30:41,049
♪ I'll be rich as ♪
745
00:30:41,049 --> 00:30:44,178
♪ Rockefeller ♪
746
00:30:44,178 --> 00:30:46,722
♪ Gold dust at my feet ♪
747
00:30:46,722 --> 00:30:49,892
- You're doing it.
You're actually renovating.
748
00:30:49,892 --> 00:30:52,269
- Well, it is about time.
749
00:30:53,270 --> 00:30:55,898
- And does this become integrated
into a new design?
750
00:30:55,898 --> 00:30:57,608
And do I?
751
00:30:57,608 --> 00:31:00,736
- Uh, no. But,
752
00:31:00,736 --> 00:31:02,946
you could grab a roller and help, please.
753
00:31:02,946 --> 00:31:05,699
♪ Direct your feet ♪
754
00:31:05,699 --> 00:31:08,410
♪ To the sunny side ♪
755
00:31:08,410 --> 00:31:11,163
♪ The sunny side ♪
756
00:31:11,163 --> 00:31:13,624
♪ Can't you hear ♪
757
00:31:13,624 --> 00:31:15,375
♪ A pitter-pat? ♪
758
00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:16,793
- Hey!
759
00:31:16,793 --> 00:31:18,212
♪ Oh, that happy ♪
760
00:31:18,212 --> 00:31:20,005
OLIVER: Hey!
- Hey, girl.
761
00:31:20,964 --> 00:31:24,426
- Look at you. Fresh from his triumph
in the land of witches and munchkins.
762
00:31:24,426 --> 00:31:27,596
- Uh, triumph, I don't know
about that, but we survived.
763
00:31:27,596 --> 00:31:30,933
- Yeah.
- Now, um, where is...
764
00:31:30,933 --> 00:31:32,726
W-what are you calling her now?
765
00:31:32,726 --> 00:31:35,729
- Oh, Mama G! Yes, yes, yes.
She's, uh, right here.
766
00:31:35,729 --> 00:31:38,232
She's just looking a little piqued to me.
767
00:31:38,232 --> 00:31:40,108
- Alright. Let's take a look.
768
00:31:40,108 --> 00:31:42,945
- Winnie noticed it first.
WILL: So you decided to keep her, huh?
769
00:31:42,945 --> 00:31:45,739
- Well, I just... Winnie's grown
awfully attached, so...
770
00:31:45,739 --> 00:31:47,741
[squawks]
[shuts gate]
771
00:31:47,741 --> 00:31:48,742
[quiet wing flapping]
772
00:31:49,952 --> 00:31:52,162
Willie, th-there's something...
773
00:31:52,162 --> 00:31:53,455
I-I need to tell you.
774
00:31:53,455 --> 00:31:55,165
S-something I...
775
00:31:56,166 --> 00:31:59,294
haven't been honest about. Uh...
776
00:31:59,294 --> 00:32:00,546
- Dad.
777
00:32:02,506 --> 00:32:05,008
If you're not my father,
then I don't know what a father is.
778
00:32:06,343 --> 00:32:07,386
You hear me?
779
00:32:12,599 --> 00:32:15,143
- How did you know?
- Come on.
780
00:32:15,143 --> 00:32:16,562
I know all your tells.
781
00:32:19,606 --> 00:32:21,400
[soft laugh, sigh]
782
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,110
- I love you so much.
783
00:32:23,527 --> 00:32:25,946
[phone ringing, buzzing]
784
00:32:27,114 --> 00:32:28,198
- You gonna get that?
785
00:32:28,198 --> 00:32:30,492
- No, no, no, not now. [laughs]
786
00:32:30,492 --> 00:32:33,203
[squawk]
[ringing continues]
787
00:32:33,203 --> 00:32:34,955
- Who are we kidding?
J-just take the call.
788
00:32:34,955 --> 00:32:36,582
- Well, I guess... [laughs] You know,
789
00:32:36,582 --> 00:32:38,584
just to get it out of the way.
You never know.
790
00:32:39,543 --> 00:32:42,588
Oh, it's Donna. Producer friend of mine.
791
00:32:42,588 --> 00:32:44,673
Hey, Donna.
792
00:32:44,673 --> 00:32:47,676
To what do I owe this...
[Mrs. Gambolini squawking]
793
00:32:47,676 --> 00:32:51,054
No, I know. I actually do owe you
a lot of money, but is that...
794
00:32:51,054 --> 00:32:52,556
Is that why you're calling?
795
00:32:53,557 --> 00:32:55,058
[food bowl rattling]
796
00:32:55,058 --> 00:32:57,644
Oh, really?
[gate creaks shut]
797
00:32:57,644 --> 00:32:59,646
What, did the director
fall out or something?
798
00:33:01,899 --> 00:33:03,400
Broadway?
799
00:33:04,318 --> 00:33:05,569
♪
800
00:33:05,569 --> 00:33:07,779
It opens in a year. Well, yes.
801
00:33:07,779 --> 00:33:10,115
I-I think I-I would be perfect for that.
802
00:33:10,115 --> 00:33:11,950
And who's the star?
803
00:33:11,950 --> 00:33:13,827
♪
804
00:33:13,827 --> 00:33:15,287
Really?!
805
00:33:15,287 --> 00:33:17,456
[knocking]
Ben?
806
00:33:17,456 --> 00:33:19,458
Everyone gets opening night jitters!
807
00:33:19,458 --> 00:33:21,168
I can talk you through it!
808
00:33:23,420 --> 00:33:24,463
- I'm good.
809
00:33:27,341 --> 00:33:28,467
[snorts]
810
00:33:28,467 --> 00:33:30,344
OLIVER: Alright...
811
00:33:30,344 --> 00:33:33,305
- Hey, look, I'm good, okay?
I'm gonna rock this place.
812
00:33:33,305 --> 00:33:35,641
It's the other guy
you need to talk to. Fuckbag.
813
00:33:35,641 --> 00:33:38,060
- No, no. So, okay,
so I did talk to him, and--
814
00:33:38,060 --> 00:33:39,186
- Uh-huh. Did he apologize?
815
00:33:39,937 --> 00:33:42,147
- Well, you know,
a lot has gone on, but...
816
00:33:43,315 --> 00:33:45,025
Look, this is what I suggest.
817
00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:47,110
Use it, okay?
818
00:33:47,110 --> 00:33:51,073
Let the tension seep in between
you two tonight as a color.
819
00:33:51,073 --> 00:33:53,158
- Okay, so, like, then I can kill him?
820
00:33:53,158 --> 00:33:55,327
Because I just might, Oliver.
I'm warning you.
821
00:33:55,327 --> 00:33:57,371
- No, see, now,
that is an interesting color.
822
00:33:57,371 --> 00:34:00,624
- Places! Break a leg, Ben.
[snorts]
823
00:34:00,624 --> 00:34:02,042
- That's a pretty good option, too.
824
00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:05,212
- Oh. [laughs] Well, anyway.
Okay, so I just--
825
00:34:05,212 --> 00:34:07,172
[Ben trilling]
Fun out there...
826
00:34:09,508 --> 00:34:10,509
[trills]
827
00:34:11,718 --> 00:34:13,512
[coughing]
828
00:34:16,098 --> 00:34:17,140
- Ah...
829
00:34:18,642 --> 00:34:19,643
[coughs]
830
00:34:20,769 --> 00:34:23,063
[footsteps]
831
00:34:26,942 --> 00:34:27,985
- Good luck tonight.
832
00:34:28,527 --> 00:34:30,696
- Huh. Thanks.
833
00:34:30,696 --> 00:34:32,781
- "Good luck" is a curse
in the theater.
834
00:34:34,616 --> 00:34:36,201
- I know that.
835
00:34:36,201 --> 00:34:38,078
- What, y-you don't think I know that?
836
00:34:38,078 --> 00:34:39,621
I just didn't mention it
837
00:34:39,621 --> 00:34:41,540
to be polite to you, you piece of shit.
838
00:34:41,540 --> 00:34:43,876
- Hey. Hey.
[instruments tuning up]
839
00:34:43,876 --> 00:34:47,129
We got two and a half hours to get
through. If I can do it, you can, too.
840
00:34:47,129 --> 00:34:50,090
- I'm the pro here. Alright,
you don't have to worry about me.
841
00:34:53,302 --> 00:34:55,220
- Be smart.
842
00:34:55,220 --> 00:34:57,222
Stay away from her.
843
00:34:59,057 --> 00:35:00,851
- Why?
844
00:35:00,851 --> 00:35:03,228
What are you gonna do?
- Ben...
845
00:35:04,229 --> 00:35:06,732
I know what you did.
846
00:35:15,574 --> 00:35:16,575
[scoffs]
847
00:35:21,788 --> 00:35:24,791
[theater chatter]
[instruments continue tuning up]
848
00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:27,044
- Hey, girl.
LUCY: Oh.
849
00:35:27,669 --> 00:35:30,005
I can't believe this.
- Right? What a year, huh?
850
00:35:30,005 --> 00:35:31,465
- Yeah. Well,
851
00:35:31,465 --> 00:35:33,967
any year without a murder
is a good one in my book.
852
00:35:35,052 --> 00:35:37,012
- Okay. Fasten your seat belts.
853
00:35:37,012 --> 00:35:39,139
[grunts] Hey, honey.
854
00:35:39,139 --> 00:35:41,642
- So proud of you.
- Thank you, thank you, thank you...
855
00:35:41,642 --> 00:35:43,644
[sniffs, clears throat]
856
00:35:43,644 --> 00:35:45,646
[chatter quiets down]
857
00:35:45,646 --> 00:35:48,649
[applause]
858
00:35:48,649 --> 00:35:52,486
[cheering]
[bell tolling]
859
00:35:52,486 --> 00:35:55,572
[applause dies down]
[birds chirping]
860
00:35:55,572 --> 00:35:58,575
- What turned me
into a creature of the night.
861
00:35:59,368 --> 00:36:01,870
[raven cawing]
[wolf howling]
862
00:36:01,870 --> 00:36:03,372
Let me tell you.
863
00:36:03,372 --> 00:36:06,625
[wind blowing]
864
00:36:10,838 --> 00:36:12,840
[distant ship horn]
865
00:36:13,632 --> 00:36:14,925
[thud]
866
00:36:14,925 --> 00:36:17,886
♪
867
00:36:17,886 --> 00:36:19,513
A cre--
868
00:36:20,764 --> 00:36:23,267
[heavy breathing]
869
00:36:23,267 --> 00:36:26,311
[gasping]
870
00:36:26,311 --> 00:36:28,105
Let me t-- Ooh...
871
00:36:28,105 --> 00:36:30,148
[high-pitched]
Help me...
872
00:36:30,148 --> 00:36:32,150
[audience gasps]
873
00:36:32,150 --> 00:36:34,278
- Somebody! Anybody!
874
00:36:36,530 --> 00:36:38,407
[audience murmuring]
875
00:36:38,407 --> 00:36:39,908
- He's not moving!
876
00:36:39,908 --> 00:36:42,452
♪ dramatic music ♪
877
00:36:48,876 --> 00:36:51,879
♪ crescendo ♪
878
00:36:51,879 --> 00:36:54,506
- You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
879
00:36:54,506 --> 00:36:58,010
♪ dramatic yodelshop ♪
880
00:36:58,010 --> 00:37:01,013
♪ yodeled theme song ♪
881
00:37:01,013 --> 00:37:02,973
♪
882
00:37:41,512 --> 00:37:45,057
♪ solo yodel ♪
883
00:37:49,061 --> 00:37:51,063
♪ yodel ends ♪
59793
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