All language subtitles for Hart to Hart s05e07 Passing Chance.eng

This is my boss,

Jonathan hart,
a self-made millionaire.

He's quite a guy.

This is Mrs. H. She's gorgeous.

She's one lady
who knows how to take care of herself.

By the way, my name is Max.

I take care of both of them,

which ain't easy,
'cause when they met,

it was murder.

[Theme music playing]

[Barks]

[Jennifer] "The
Parthenon was built

during the time of pericles,

between 447 and 432 b.C.,

and was designed
by what may have been

the most successful
architectural team of all time."

Isn't it beautiful?

I wonder if
Max fixed the roof yet.

[Jennifer] This is the coliseum.

Ah, terrific.

Give me your camera.

I want to take a picture of you

against the
background of Athens.

- Okay.
- How do I look?

Great. One classic
in front of another.

- [Camera clicking]
- Oh, thanks.

I wonder how the rams are doing.

All right, thank you.

The board meeting will take place in
Los Angeles

on schedule,
in three days' time.

Today is Tuesday.

I shall start acquiring
the stock at once.

Very discreetly, of course.

And at Friday's board meeting,

I'll make my move to take over.

Surely he can
block you with the stock he controls.

Only if he discovers
what I'm doing.

It is up to you, Victor,

to ensure that once
he leaves Athens,

there is no way his
office can reach him.

So, while he's
racing around the Greek mountains,

you take over the company.

Exactly. That's why
I've chosen this time

to begin my operation.

To a successful takeover bid.

To your first foothold
in the United States.

To Jonathan hart industries.

To Mr. Hart.

May he never know what hit him.

[Jonathan] How far?

[Man] I saw the man
at the hotel this morning,

but he simply hasn't appeared.

- Good luck.
- Thanks.

[Engines revving]

[Chatter]

How's it look?

Oh, great.

Mountains, cliffs, fire
trails, goat tracks,

and about 60 miles
of unpaved roads.

Piece of cake.

You guys got it easy.

I got to go up in that thing.

Max, are you still worried

about flying around
in that helicopter?

I'm telling you, Mr. H,

it's like taking
off in a giant cuisinart.

[Announcer] May I
have your attention, please?

Your attention, please.

We're about to begin

the Jonathan hart industries acropolis
rally.

Three days and two
nights from Athens and back again.

All the entry fees, which, by the way,
total over 750,000,

will be donated
to one of Mr. Hart's favorite charities.

[Cheering]

The winner will
receive a silver trophy.

Mr. Hart thanks you all.

[Cheering continues]

Switch this
map with the one the harts are using.

I want him running around in circles
so confused,

he doesn't get back
to Athens before Friday.

[Announcer] Local police patrols have
been alerted

to stop and give
assistance in such cases

or aid from any other source.

The rules are simple
and straightforward.

There are three check-in points:

The first night at delphi,

the second night in
the town of meteora,

and the finish line

back in Athens at the stadium.

You've been given
maps with suggested routes,

but as the saying goes,

chacun a son gout.

If you believe
you have an inspired route of your own,

follow your nose.

You must check in each evening.

Short of that,

the first to cross the
finish line is the winner.

May I remind you...

I'm afraid there's been
a misunderstanding.

Yes, yes. I understand
there has been a misunderstanding,

but I'm afraid it is you
who have misunderstood.

The rules are
quite clear if you'd care to reread them.

There must be two
passengers in every car.

And there is no
reference whatsoever

to race, creed, sex, or species.

[Announcer] We hope to see you at
delphi tonight

in good condition.

Good luck to all of you!

[Cheering]

[Engines revving]

Hold it.

Okay.

Go!

- Mr. Jonathan hart?
- Here you are, darling. Yes.

Anthony vlachos. I
thought I recognized you.

Your reputation precedes you.

Don't believe a word
of it. I was born lucky.

This is Max.

- How do you do?
- How do you do?

My wife, Jennifer.

- How do you do?
- How do you do?

I see you could lose
the race and still end up the winner.

I suppose someone
should say, "may the best man win."

No need, Mrs. Hart.
It goes without saying.

Anyway, it's a rough course.

I just wanted
to wish you good luck.

Thanks very much.

Good luck, Mr. and Mrs. H.

See you in delphi.

Hey, Max. Don't worry.

Once you get
airborne, you'll be all right.

- Yeah, I hope so.
- Bye-bye, Max.

[Man] Go!

Go!

Okay, go!

Go!

Go!

[Engine starts]

Go!

Hang on!

There is an emergency phone call

for Mr. Hart from Los Angeles.

I'm
afraid he just stepped out of the office.

Will you take it?

- Okay, I'll take it.
- Come on.

[Horn honks]

Did they give you any tips

on how to get
through the traffic?

Fly.

[Honking]

It says here that it
was on this very site

that Zeus made his
pact with Aphrodite.

I thought that Zeus
was the head man around Olympus.

Why did he have to make a pact?

Well, he didn't really
have to make a pact.

It's just that
Aphrodite could be very persuasive

when she wanted to be.

And Zeus fell
for a lady's charms.

That's why they call
it mythology.

Look at that statue of Apollo.

What a magnificent physique.

On second thought, maybe you'd better
look at the map.

When it's all over,
hart will realize

you planned
everything, won't he?

Sure. But by that
time it won't matter.

I wish I could, Mr. Eady, but
Mr. H is nowheres near a phone right now.

But I'm flying up to
delphi with the officials.

I can give him
the message there.

[Eady] I don't want
to alarm him, Max,

but I think he ought to know.

Tell him there's been
some trading of his stock

the last couple of days.

It's a little heavier than usual

but probably within bounds.

I'll call on
Friday with the report.

Okay, let's see
if I got this straight.

There's been some
trading, but it isn't too bad,

and you'll call him
after the board meeting.

Okay, I'll give it to him.

What was that?

Oh, there was
a great dress in that store over there!

I want to remember the name
of this town. I want to come back here.

Blackie, blackie, if
you'll stop dribbling

and concentrate just
a fraction on the map,

we stand
a prayer of not finishing up in Belgium.

Right curve... now.

Come on, Blackwell, you ridiculous mutt,
can't you see?

Get off the map! We
are hopelessly lost!

[Car approaching]

Having trouble?

[Both laughing]

Very funny!

Blackie, get off the map.

You ridiculous mutt.

How long does
it take to walk to delphi?

This is murder.

Hey, uh, is that right,
if anything happens,

you can't land like a plane?

You drop like a stone?

That right?

Huh?

Tony.

Don't be so tense. Loosen up.

This is not a game for me, ute.

I've planned for this
moment for some time.

You know,
once I have Jonathan hart industries,

I can spread my influence
right across america.

And by now, hopefully the harts are
lost among the goats,

somewhere up in the mountains.

And if they find their way down?

Then I will do whatever
is necessary to protect my interests.

Something tells me
we're slightly off course.

[Stopwatch beeps]

Yeah, but we're
making great time.

All we need now is
a few more gallons of gas

and, uh, 300 more horsepower.

[Announcer] Ladies
and gentlemen,

welcome to delphi.

And congratulations
to those of you

fortunate enough to arrive

with all four wheels intact.

You have
completed the first day.

Hart's office have got
through to their man Max.

At the moment,
they think it's just routine stock trading.

Fine. Even if
hart makes his way here,

that news won't alarm him.

[Jennifer] It's times like these,
I wish we could call the auto club!

Max will be glad he
went by helicopter.

Poor Max.

He must be worried
to death about us.

Oh! Jonathan!

[Traditional Greek
music playing]

Opa!

[No audible dialogue]

[Jonathan] Hey. Can
you give us a hand?

There.

[Jennifer groans]

[Phone rings]

Ohh.

I'll call Max first thing, okay?

[Music continues]

Mr. and Mrs. H!

Where you
been? I've been real nervous about you.

You have a very interesting
technique for dealing with stress.

Come on, sit down.
Sit down, I'll get you something to eat.

Seems your
little trick didn't work.

Got to slow him down,

keep him from
getting back to Athens

before the board meeting.

I'll make sure
he doesn't get back to Athens at all.

Here's some
Greek hors d'oeuvres.

Dolmades. It's grape leaves

stuffed with rice and things.

And try some of this ouzo,

so named because it oozes down.

Takes the edge off the day.

Max, do you still
have your rally map?

Certainly. Why?

Would you mind getting it

and picking ours up
from the car, too?

What's up, Mr. H?

I have a feeling
somebody planned

a little scenic tour for us.

Okay, but watch that ouzo.

It sneaks up on you.

[Door opening]

Thanks, gentlemen.

How does it look, Mr. H?

A lot better than your
head at the moment.

Guess you scared
off whoever it was.

Mr. Hart, the
helicopter's ready.

- Thanks very much.
- Helicop...

You going somewhere, Mr. H?

No, Max. You are.

Not in a helicopter.

You're going into Athens

to be checked out by a doctor.

[Stammering] But...
But it isn't necessary.

I feel fine.

- I'm okay.
- We'll feel fine

once you've had
your head x-rayed.

Well, wait a minute.
What about the rally?

I don't want to miss it.

We'll be in Athens the day after tomorrow,
Max. We'll give you a full report.

- Come on.
- Come on.

Do I have to go in
that eggbeater again?

But, Mr. H,

maybe I got conked
harder than I thought.

- Maybe I ought to take a car back to Athens.
- Oh, no. Come on, Max.

Come on, Max.
Keep your eyes closed.

You'll be there
before you know it.

Make sure you
come back here after you drop him off.

We'll need you in the morning.

Oh, Mr. H, with the
bump in my head,

I almost forgot. Mr. Eady called from
L.A.

He said there's
some trading in hart industries stock

but nothing to worry about.

I'll give him a
call the first chance I get.

Come on. Get in.

Sorry there's
no movie on this flight.

Look after yourself, Max.

Don't you think
someone's going a little overboard?

First our map, and now Max.

Maybe we should withdraw from the
rally.

Maybe we're
the odds-on favorite.

How can we be? We're
not professional drivers.

You're right. It
doesn't make any sense.

Only if someone wants to take off with
the winnings.

[Jennifer]
But the winnings are going to charity.

You know what I'm thinking?

What?

You remember
that story you told me

about Zeus's
pact with Aphrodite?

That was just mythology.

Well, myth, convince me.

Oh, Jonathan,
that is the worst joke

I've ever heard
in my entire life.

-[Lisping] What's wrong with it?
-Would you stop that?

[Lisping] I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. Get out of h...

The harts have
probably been told about the trading.

If you value your position,

you'd better stop
tampering with engines.

I think, Victor,

you better start
tampering with Mr. Hart himself now.

[Jennifer exhales]

[Jennifer] Oh.
Now wasn't it worth

getting up extra
early to see all this?

It says here that this
was the spot

where the pythian oracle sat.

She would answer any questions,

but always with a riddle.

How did she do that?

People would
camp at the bottom of the hill overnight

before coming
up to ask questions.

The oracle sent
out spies to eavesdrop at the campsite

and get a line on what
questions to expect.

Well, it does take
time to work out a convincing riddle.

Oh.

Well?

Go ahead.

Go ahead what?

Well, we came all this way.

Aren't you gonna ask a question?

Oh, darling, the
oracles are long gone.

You never know.
The old vibrations may be lurking about.

Try it.

All right.

But since this
is a spiritual place,

I will ask in private.

[Man] Now
wasn't it worth getting up extra early

to see all of this?

Now listen, old darling,

you're really gonna
have to play by the rules,

or you'll have
to get out of the race.

I... I've been pretty
square with you.

I gave you the bed last night.

You've had three solid m...

You devoured an entire
box of my best cigars.

If you have any problems,

speak now or
forever hold your peace.

I'm sure the oracle will listen,

providing you're
moderately articulate.

Oh! Good morning!

It's a lovely day, isn't it?

[Engines revving]

[Announcer] Ladies
and gentlemen,

we are beginning the
second day of the rally.

Hopefully we
will see most of you

tonight in meteora.

We offer a special hope

that our sponsor, Mr. Hart,

can arrive behind the wheel and not
behind the car.

Sure you got
the right map this time?

I've been
over it point by point.

Go!

Hold it, number 8.

Go!

Number 14, go!

Number 10, go!

Right turn.

Five, four, three, two, now.

Don't get too close.

Just close enough
to watch when it happens.

You know what it says here?

What does it say?

Look out!

- Looks like the end of the road.
- Wait a minute.

"Construction site
of the Dmitri zimikis memorial highway"?

You want some of this?

[Jennifer] No, thanks.

Judging from the progress,

Mr. Zimikis is still with us.

Well, there's 15 kilometers
of dirt road ahead.

Here goes.

[Jonathan] This
shouldn't be so bad.

Are you all right?

Fine.

[Gasps] Jonathan!

Jonathan, what's the matter?

Jonathan, can you hear me?

Jonathan!

Jonathan, wake up!

Oh!

Oh!

Jonathan!

Jonathan! Take it easy.

We're all right.

- Huh.
- Jonathan.

[Jennifer] Let me get this off.

[Jonathan]
See? I told you it wouldn't be so bad.

He has some luck, this hart.

Better let me do it next time.

Max?

Max, there's
a man calling from the United States.

Mr. Eady.

Must be for Mr. H.

I told him you
shouldn't be disturbed,

but he insisted. He
said it was urgent.

Okay. I'll take it. Thanks.

Even if you are an
executive assistant,

you still need your rest.

You know how it is
at the top, Helena.

It's one crisis after another.

I'll fix your medicine.

An important man like you

should learn to
relax and get well.

Helena,

you're the
best medicine I've had in a long time.

Max here. What's your
problem, Mr. Eady?

Max, I've got to get in touch

with Mr. Hart
urgently. Where is he?

[Max] Right now he's in the middle of
a mountain. He'll be back tomorrow.

Tomorrow may be too late.

Someone's
trying to take control of the company.

They can't do that! Can they?

If Mr. Hart doesn't vote his proxy
by tomorrow's board meeting,

he'll lose the
company within 24 hours.

Even if I could find him,

he couldn't get back
to Los Angeles in time!

He doesn't have to be here. He can
vote by phone.

Max, this is serious.
You've got to find him.

I'll see what I can do.
Where do I get you?

- At the office all night.
- Okay.

Helena, I've got to get Mr. H.

Did you see that rally
map I brought back?

No, I didn't.

But you're supposed
to be resting.

Right now, resting would be the worst thing
for my health.

Where's that map?

Max, I insist.

The doctor said
complete bed rest.

Ah, here it is. Sorry,
Helena, I got to go.

I want to get this
canteen to the Athens police department,

have them check it out.

How's your head?

You remember the
night that we celebrated

the anniversary of
our first date?

- That bad?
- Worse.

[Max] Taxi!

Max, wait!

You're my patient.

I suppose if you're
running off somewhere,

it's my duty to see
that you're taken care of.

Helena, you're terrific.

[Speaking Greek]

Tell him we want to
go to meteora.

[Speaking Greek]

[Speaking Greek]

He doesn't know where that is.

It's about 600
kilometers from here.

In this
area. Somewhere in the mountains.

Meteora? [Laughs]

You gotta be out of
your mind, buddy.

About 500 bucks out of my mind.

Five c-notes?

I hear meteora's
a pretty nice place this time of year.

[Max] You speak English.

Well, after driving a hack cab

around the garment district of New York
for 15 years,

you do get to pick
up the ideas for phrases.

The Greek's just for tourists.

Garment district, huh?

Did you ever
run into a guy named "three card" Theo?

He ran a game off
34th street and 7th Avenue?

Yeah! Theo! I was
into him for 300 bucks.

I paid him back in free rides.

The name is Max.

Hey. Nice to meet
you. Name's Nick.

Name is Helena.

It is time to
take your medicine.

[Engines revving]

[Announcer] Welcome to meteora.

We would like to offer
our congratulations

on the completion
of the second day of the race.

As expected,

you are becoming
a smaller and select group.

And a special congratulations

to Mr. and Mrs. Hart,

-who arrived tonight...
-He's gonna beat you. [Laughs]

with the engine running.

[Chatter]

[Cameras clicking]

[Bleating]

At this rate, we won't
get there till morning.

Fifteen years.
I've had truckers and stalled buses,

Jersey drivers,
garbage in the streets.

I've never had sheep!

Miserable animals.

No wonder they eat them.

You realize, of
course, they are a dying breed, don't you?

Tragically, I travel with a dog.

[Piano playing]

Find the telephone
junction box for the town.

Destroy it.

We still have 18 hours
before the meeting,

but just to be sure,

I shall give you
the chance you've been waiting for.

- [Engines revving]
- [Whistle blowing]

[Announcer]
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

We hope
you have enjoyed a good night's sleep

and are ready for this,
the final day of the race.

On behalf of Mr. Hart,

we hope to see all
of you in good condition

in Athens this evening.

Well, it's time to go.

I've been thinking, darling.

I really think we should
pull out of this rally.

I don't think that
would do any good.

- Why not?
- Because I don't think

what's going
on has anything to do with the rally.

[Horn honking]

It's Max.

[Max] Where's Mr. Hart?

- Huh?
- Mr. H.

Oh, he's in the hotel.

Thanks. Come on!

The hart office
must have gotten word to them in Athens.

The phones are all cut here.

Hart will never
get through to Los Angeles on time.

I can't rely on that anymore.

It's still not too
late to put their car out of commission.

We're past that now!

Hart's aware
of what's happening.

While he's still breathing,

he'll do anything he
can to stop it.

While he's still breathing.

[Engines revving]

As I told you,

all the phones have been cut out

since last night.

Thanks.

Max, you take the
taxi back to Athens.

We're going by helicopter.

Okay, Mr. H,
but we'll see you off.

The helicopter's gone.

- Is he alive?
- Yeah.

Max, have the hotel
clerk call an ambulance.

Right. Come on, Helena.

We're gonna
have to get to a phone pretty quick,

or we're gonna lose
more than a $50 cup.

We're gonna lose the company.

Hurry it up, will you, Max?

Take it easy.

There's a village
about 15 kilometers up the road from here.

Unless they've
cut all the phone lines in the country,

we should be able
to get through there.

Well, we just found the chopper.

I don't think
he's here to escort us back to Athens.

Come on, get in closer!

[Crashing]

Get in closer. Down, down.

Lower! Lower!

Darling, there's a tunnel

about 500 meters or
so on up the road.

Closer.

Get closer.

Watch out! Aah!

Did you get a look at the pilot?

No, but I got a good look

at vlachos's
girlfriend with a rifle.

Vlachos. Of course.

He's the head of one
of the largest corporate empires in Europe.

Maybe he's planning
a little expansion.

That turnoff's about
six kilometers from here.

I hope they've got a telephone.

That meeting's about
to start in 20 minutes.

[Chatter]

I see no reason for the delay.

I move that we
proceed to the vote.

- [Man] Good idea.
- [Others agreeing]

[Playing traditional music]

[Man laughing]

- Telephone?
- Is there a phone anywhere?

Telephone?

[Man speaking Greek]

[Jennifer] Uh, excuse me.

A telephone. Do you
have a telephone?

Do you know
where there's a phone?

-[Chatter] -[Jonathan]
All we need to do

is find some place
where there's a telephone.

[Jennifer] This... tel...

[Man speaking Greek]

We're just looking
for a telephone.

[Speaking Greek]

Uh, thank you very much.

- Telephone?
- Is there a phone anywhere?

- Telephone?
- [Speaking Greek]

No, no?

[Speaking Greek]

[Gun cocks]

- [Woman screams]
- Uh, excuse me...

[music dies down]

Well...

Looks like we're all
here for the finale.

Make a wish, darling.

[Chatter in Greek]

Ladies and gentlemen.

Mr. Eady's just been
delaying the inevitable.

I'm calling
for a vote, and I'm calling for it now.

[Phone buzzes]

- Yes?
- [Chatter]

Yes, operator, I will.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I have a call
from Jonathan hart.

[Jonathan, on
speaker] Can you hear me all right?

You're coming through
fine, Jonathan, but you'll have to code.

Hart code.

Jackal 15112.

- Okay, Mr. Hart, you're clear.
- Gentlemen,

I understand there's a matter that requires
my attention?

Did you make a good wish?

Right.

[Band playing stately march]

The way I figure it,

there's no possible
way we can win.

[Indistinct shouting]

[Shouting continues]

- Ican't see?
- I'm in the most catastrophic accident you could imagine!

With that dog, you can't drive!

-You win? I was in the gate!
-I want to finish this race!

- You stupid...
- Do you not understand?

The way I figure it,

we're the only ones
that are going to finish.

We have to win.

[Men continue arguing]

Max, I'm gonna hand it to you,

I have been
mugged, run into, delivered babies,

but this one really
took the cake. [Chuckles]

The ride's on me.

Thanks, Nick, but Mr. H
wouldn't allow that.

He doesn't want anybody
to work for nothing.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

Once we get
back, it's right to bed.

Is that the doctor's orders?

Let's leave
the doctor out of this.

Hey, it looks like Mr. and Mrs. H are
gonna make it!

You know, after all
that's happened to us,

it hardly seems
fair to win this way.

We've broken
every rule in the book.

But we do it so well together.

[Both laughing]

- [Clunk]
- [Both] Oh! Oh!

All right. Gently.

[Announcer] As the
rules have changed,

the first car to cross
the finish line wins.

In today's case,
it will also be the last.

Our congratulations
to Mr. and Mrs. Hart.

[March continues]

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