All language subtitles for Hart to Hart s04e08 In The Hart of the Night.eng

[Max] This is my boss,

Jonathan hart,

a self-made millionaire.

He's quite a guy.

This is Mrs. H. She's gorgeous.

She's one lady
who knows how to take care of herself.

By the way, my
name is Max. I take care of both of them,

which ain't easy,

'cause when
they met, it was murder.

[Theme music playing]

[Barks]

Max, what is that smell?

What is that you're cooking?

No peeking, Mrs. H.
It's a surprise.

Oh. Well, may we
have some coffee?

That's all right.

Delicacies of the middle east?

In honor of
your pal king rashid.

He's on the front page today.

Oh. Really?

Look at that. "Mayor welcomes king
rashid of allojla."

That's a nice picture
of him, too, isn't it?

- Be good to see rashid again.
- Yeah, it will.

Wait a minute.

What is this we're eating?

- What would you call it?
- What does the book say it is?

Well, the nearest I
can figure out,

the English translation
is dried camel eggs.

I like my camel eggs
sunny-side up, Max.

That's between you
and the camel. Enjoy!

Enjoy.

Your majesty honors
us with his presence.

Thank you, kasim.

- Leila, it is good to see you.
- Your majesty.

[Rashid] Jennifer.

Jonathan. I'm so pleased you could
come.

Rashid, nice to see you.

Welcome to Los Angeles.

Or has the mayor
already done that?

Oh, he did,

but your welcome
was sweeter and shorter.

Oh, forgive me.
Mr. and Mrs. Hart,

kasim and Leila.

They are not
only the consulate here

but also my trusted friends.

[Kasim] Shall
we go in, your majesty?

I am concerned for your safety.

[Jonathan] Expecting
trouble, rashid?

Not really.

There are some
forces in my country

who would benefit
if my rule became unstable.

And others object
to his majesty dealing with the west,

with companies such
as yours, Mr. Hart.

Yes, it is difficult to
drag some people

into the 20th century
when they are getting

rich in the 18th.

[Rashid chuckles] There have been
some threats,

but I do not
take them seriously. Come with me.

I have something to show you.

[Rashid] You
have done well, kasim.

[Jennifer] Oh, these
are beautiful things.

And irreplaceable.

Your majesty,
the risk of bringing all these things...

The risks are worth
taking, kasim. Come.

I have sent these
exhibits so the American public can see

that there
is more to us than camels and oil rigs.

Jonathan...

Here is the most
beautiful piece of all.

Pride of my country,

the lion of the desert.

My badge of office.

We've seen pictures of it,

but
they certainly haven't done it justice.

- Have they, darling?
- Uh-uh.

Signature, "khaled the unifier".

For 1,000 years, my
people have believed

that as long as this
statue is in the possession

of the house of khaled,

so long will the
house of khaled reign.

For which reason I've
given you a first-rate security system,

which is useless, of
course, until it is activated.

Please go ahead, kasim.

Please, step back.

And now, observe.

Step forward, Mrs. Hart.

[Alarm bell ringing]

As you can see,

a ring
of pressure sensors is under the floor.

Linked to the door
to trap any would-be thief.

[Rashid] But as you
can see, it is merely a test.

Put down your guns.

Did you not hear me?

It is a false alarm.

I heard you, sire.

But this is no false alarm.

What do you want of me, akbar?

What only your
death can provide.

I want many things.

A return to the old ways,

respect for authority.

You have
betrayed our people for the last time.

You are not bright
enough to speak of treason.

Then you will die at
the hands of a fool,

your majesty.

- [Gunshot]
- [Grunts]

I regret to
say I killed him, sir.

You had to.

Otherwise, the fool
would have killed me.

Now, we shall never
know who sent him.

Maybe the police can find out.

If word of this gets out,

my country's
image will be blackened. My mission...

[kasim] There's
no need to involve the local authorities.

This consulate
enjoys extraterritoriality.

Whatever happens here

is our concern.

Good.

Then we can proceed as planned.

You will be back
tonight, of course.

A small party for a
few very important people

before the
official opening the day after tomorrow.

- Oh, darling.
- I think, we've had enough excitement for one day, rashid.

I can assure you,

there will
be no more extra added attractions.

Darling, do
you think it's strange

that rashid never got married?

Well, he is running a country.

Maybe he never had time.

Yeah, maybe you're right.

Darling. Mm-hmm?

If you weren't married to me,

who would you
wanna be married to?

- If I weren't married to you?
- Uh-huh.

If I weren't married to you, I'd wanna be
married to you.

Oh, that's really sweet.

Mm. You look great.

Well, I haven't even
gotten dressed yet.

- Oh, no, no, no.
- Oh, come on.

- We don't even have time.
- It would be terrific.

[Chuckles] Oh, god.

All right. Before
the official opening,

I hope, you will feast your eyes

on my country's
cultural treasures.

[People murmuring]

[Whispering]
You have to come with me right now.

The dinner was
magnificent, and I'm sure the exhibit

is gonna be a big success.

Thank you, Jennifer.

If your appeal for loans
and technical assistance

is as successful as
your artwork,

- I would say you are home free, rashid.
- Ah.

Would you both
excuse me? I just wanna go freshen up.

[Kasim] I told you not
to come back again.

[Leila] My husband
is right. You should not have returned.

It could be
dangerous for all of us.

But especially for you, kasim,

if rashid sees a ghost.

[Leila] Particularly
the ghost of his assassin.

Your return from the
dead is untimely, Ali.

To say the least.

[Kasim] We had an agreement.

[Akbar] And I played my part.

Because of my death, you are
now rashid's most trusted advisor

and in a perfect position
to bring him down.

Get to the point.

The point is,

the price of my services
have now gone up.

It's out of the question!

Calm yourself, kasim.

Everything is at stake now.

But in two short days,

rashid will be
a powerless outcast.

Or dead.

A bargain at twice the cost.

Very well.

[Akbar] You are
indeed generous, kasim.

Now, if you will leave,
by the back stairs.

[Kasim] I hadn't
planned to pay so much

of our limited
resources for this faked death scene.

[Leila] Relax, my husband.

That was
an insignificant price to pay someone

who created the disturbance

that permitted
you to switch lions.

Now, kasim, you promised me.

Where is the real one? Huh?

[Gasps]

The lion of the desert.

The one they're
viewing now is a fake.

The king responsible
for the loss of the lion

can no longer be king.

I have arranged for
art experts to be on hand

at the opening
of the exhibit the day after tomorrow.

Perfect.

Then as soon
as one of them notices

that there are no
inscriptions on the bottom of the lion...

Inshallah.

It will be branded a fake.

The people of
the desert will remember the legend,

and believe rashid is doomed.

And in the cities, he
will be called a traitor.

- [Door closes]
- [Leila] We need only wait.

Thank you very much.
Nice to see you again.

[Piano playing]

- Hi, darling.
- Jonathan.

Did you find the powder room?

Oh, yes. And I think
I found a powder keg.

What?

Kasim and
Leila have the real lion of the desert

hidden upstairs.
This one's a fake.

What are you talking about?

It doesn't have the
signature on the bottom.

It's all part of a plot
to overthrow rashid.

And the assassin
from this morning,

the one kasim killed,
I just saw him upstairs,

very much alive.

Jonathan.

We better warn rashid.

Who understands
the past, controls the future.

Uh, that's what
we'd like to talk to you about, rashid.

Your future. Would
you excuse us, please?

Business is business.

Is something wrong?

Very wrong.

Very.

It's about
the lion of the desert.

Leila and kasim.

Jennifer saw Leila and kasim...

- Kasim...
- [Jonathan] And...

And Leila.

There you are.

We both have enjoyed
so much meeting you.

Especially you, kasim.
You're a real hero.

Mrs. Hart,

many of his majesty's subjects would have
done the same.

Oh, I doubt it.

Well, uh, considering
that Leila and kasim have everything

well in hand, uh,

we'd love
to spend some time with you, uh, rashid.

- Yes.
- [Jonathan] At our house.

- Now.
- Tonight.

You mean, leave my own party?

Why not? You've
met everyone here.

Yes, and, after all,
you've taken care

of all your affairs of state

and you deserve to
relax with some friends.

Yes.

- Yes, I will do it.
- Hmm.

Good.

Kasim should go with
you, your majesty.

Without any doubt,
after this morning's events.

But the events included the death of
the assassin then.

Someone should be
here to represent me.

Yes.

And who better
than you? [Chuckles]

[Rashid] I have made
up my mind, kasim.

You will say good
night to my guests.

- Good night.
- Good night.

Good night. Good night.

Good night.

[Rashid] Are you sure
it was the same man?

I'm positive.

Kasim and Leila
used the assassination

as a diversion

to replace
the real lion of the desert with a fake.

They're sure
an art expert will spot it

at the opening
and you'll be blamed.

Blamed? I would be exiled.

Wh... where is the real lion?

In kasim's study.

I saw him showing it to Leila.

It must be put back.

Well, that's gonna
be a little difficult,

considering that
kasim and his staff

control the consulate.

You're right.

But somehow
the lion must be put back where it belongs.

How?

I'm working on that.

I haven't figured
it out yet, but, um, I'm working on it.

I worry about the harts.

What about that sudden
invitation to the king?

They're old friends.

It means nothing, I'm... sure.

[Kasim] Hmm?

J.h.

Jennifer hart.

She... she
must have just been outside this door.

- Suppose she heard.
- Control yourself.

If they know,
if they understand,

they will make
things right for the king.

Well, they will surely try.

[Keys clattering]

Anyone for coffee?

Max.

I just wanna make
the king feel at home.

The Fez is Turkish.

The samovar is Russian.

But it's the
thought that counts. Thank you, Max.

[Max] You're
welcome. If you don't mind my saying so,

I feel very
sorry about the bad luck you've had.

We'll do everything
we can to help you.

It would be simple
if it were not for the guards

and the security system.

Pardon me, Mr. H.

But can I talk
to you for a minute?

Sure. Excuse me a moment.

I couldn't
help but overhear the conversation.

It's second-story
work you want, right?

Right.

What about
light fingers Fletcher?

His dance card's filled
for the next 20 years.

San Quentin.

How about fast Eddie levine?

I don't think he's
right for this.

What about Ernie brodbeck?

He's a little over-the-hill,
isn't he, Max?

What are you talking
about? He's my age.

Shh!

Listen, you want a
kid, or do you want a guy

who gave lessons
to Willie Sutton?

Can you reach him?

Can I? Me
and his bail bondsman are like that.

Now, are you
sure it's a big diamond and a small dog?

All right. Yeah. All
right. Thanks, tiny.

Listen, uh,
I'll see you on the shuffleboard court,

all right? Right.

[Phone clicks]

Now, then, you have
my undivided attention.

No more phone calls, all right?

Uh, Ernie.

Do you think you can handle it?

Handle it? Are you
kidding? [Chuckles]

Of course I can handle it.

You only get one chance, Ernie.

Trust me.

Ah, listen.
I gotta take, uh, some of these pills.

Could I, uh... Could
I get a glass of water?

I'll get it for you.

No, just steer me to
the kitchen, all right?

Right through
the door. But be careful.

I just waxed the floor.

Trust me.

[Retreating footsteps]

What do you think, Max?

Don't worry. It'll be all right.

He's just a
very sensitive fellow.

[Rashid] Jonathan.

The man doesn't really
inspire confidence.

Why not?

Max.

What we need is James Bond.

What we seem to be
getting is inspector clouseau.

- [Crash]
- Ernie!

[Ernie] Ah!

- Ah!
- Ernie, what happened?

Uh, I don't know. I
think I slipped.

But don't... don't worry,
folks. It's only my leg.

I told you I waxed the floor.

I think you waxed
it too good, maxie.

But I know what you're
thinking. I'm okay.

You know, in
a week, I'm like new.

Oh!

The opening
is tomorrow. The job must be done tonight.

Max. Tonight?

Tonight could be a problem.

You'd better have him lie down.

We need to get you to a doctor.

Yeah, well, what about the job?

- Forget it.
- I'm fine. I'll be okay.

- You got him, Max?
- Yeah, I got him.

[Ernie] Yeah. Oh. Oh.

We must find someone.

Someone who can be trusted.

Yeah, and somebody
who knows the layout of the consulate.

You two were there today.

Jonathan.

I think he found somebody.

What do you think the chances
are of us making the switch?

Well, it has to
be done and I would say

that we are, uh,
left holding the bag.

I wish there was another way.

Think positive.

Remember the
night we lost our keys

and we had to
break into the house?

Oh, yes. I remember it well.

First, we tripped the alarm, then the
police came,

then we couldn't
prove who we were,

and we almost wound up in jail.

Rashid, we're
gonna need your help.

My king.

Please, tell kasim I am here.

At once, highness.

Your majesty. What
an unexpected pleasure.

I know it is late, but
the reception is tomorrow,

and I would like to
go over the arrangements.

I am at your service,
your majesty, as always.

Thank you, kasim.

I knew I could rely on you.

You see? There are
civilized ways of breaking and entering.

[Kasim] You remember the way...

[Leila] Would you
care for some refreshment, your majesty?

[Jonathan] So far, so good.

That's the door over there.

We'll just slip
in and get the lion.

What now?

[Jennifer] Credit card?

It always works for us at saks.

- [Door lock clicks]
- Brilliant.

I know where it is.

So you stay here
and keep a lookout.

[Whispering] Is the lion there?

Yes.

[Roars]

Ernie have anything
in the bag for animals?

I don't know.

[Rustling]

Those look like
they're for freeway.

I just hope we
get home in time to feed them to him.

[Thud]

[Man speaking in persian]

[Woman speaking in persian]

[Both speaking persian]

[Both speaking in persian]

[Speaking in persian]

[Man speaking in persian]

[Speaking in persian]

[Whispers] Wait. He
might come back for that.

[Whispers]
I think he's got other things on his mind.

Perrier-jouet.

1973.

Perfect for a celebration.

If we had something
to celebrate.

We might.

If the king of the beasts
likes very fine wine.

[Slurping]

He likes it.

[Jonathan]
Let's just hope that he's real thirsty.

[Lion burps]

I don't hear anything.

Just one minute.

We've covered all our tracks.

There.

Kitty, kitty.

- [Snoring]
- Kitty, kitty.

- [Lion snoring]
- Kitty, kitty, kitty.

Boy, will he hate
himself in the morning.

Allow me.

[Snoring continues]

[Snoring continues]

[Glass clinking]

Think we should
leave him two aspirin?

I don't think two will cover it.

[Snoring continues]

[Jonathan] Darling.

Help me keep
this off the sensors.

- [Whispers] Watch out for that.
- [Whispers] Thank you.

You know what I'm
gonna do if this works?

Dinner at la scala.

Promises, promises.

[Jonathan] Don't let it hit.

Do you think this is
gonna hold both of us?

We'll soon find out. Here goes.

[Jennifer] Careful, darling.

[Jennifer] Oh.

Fancy footwork.

Phew.

Okay, darling, your turn.

Okay.

Okay.

[Diamonds tinkling]

Here are the mirrors.

I hope I can hold this steady.

You can. Just take it real easy.

We didn't set it off.

[Jonathan] You all right?

Uh-huh.

Okay.

We did it.

[Rashid] What you
two did tonight for me

and my country
should be written in the history books.

Well, I'm just glad
it wasn't written on the police blotter.

You really deserve a reward.

Please, it is of
no use to me. It's a fake,

but it must have cost kasim at least a
month's pay.

Please, I want you to have it.

Well, I guess it's all right.

Oh, kasim can't ask where
it is. He doesn't even know it exists.

Thank you once
again, my friends.

- Good night, rashid.
- Good night.

Rashid, take care.
[Rashid] Good night.

- I'll see you to your car, king.
- Good night.

Nice, huh? Hmm.

[Jennifer] Where we
gonna put it?

Heavy, isn't it?

It certainly is.

[Sighs]

Beautiful, isn't it?

Certainly is.

It's hard to believe it's fake.

It certainly
is, because it's not.

What?

Look.

There's the signature.

How could that be?

Because we never
bothered to look.

You mean,
we went to all that trouble to replace

the real lion of the
desert with a fake?

[Kasim] You're sure
everything is in readiness?

Everything.

Thanks to the
harts, the lion in the exhibit is a fake.

Naturally, this
will be discovered

by one of my experts

at the opening. And poof.

Goodbye, king rashid.

[Rashid] Then kasim set it up?

Oh, sure. He
figured we were gonna make the switch,

so he made one first.

What if we produced
the real lion?

Whatever we do with it is wrong.

If it is missing, I lost it.

If I turn
up with it, I stole it.

If Jonathan turns it in,

I sold my country's symbol
to a greedy yankee robber baron.

No offense.

We could
always try to switch it one more time.

[Jonathan] Oh,
it's too late, darling.

The reception's already started,

and there will
be, uh, art experts there.

It's
a cinch that somebody would spot it.

Pardon me, Mr. H.

But you people
are gonna be late.

Hold it, Max.

Hold it.

You are going to go
to the reception with us.

There isn't time. I'm
not even dressed.

We'll wait for
you to get dressed.

[Max] Anyhow,
all that fine art is gonna be wasted on me.

Yes, but it
won't be wasted on professor maxilowski

from the university of krakow.

Huh?

It seems they've
started without us.

[Visitors chattering]

It's gonna be
tough to sell, Mr. H.

Ah, give it a shot, Max.
Be a good professor.

Mingle, and watch
for the signal.

Okay.

[Piano playing]

Ah.

Looks like kasim's
a little overconfident.

[Jennifer] Like a cat
in a room full of mice.

[Woman] Yeah.

Say cheese, darling.

Cheese.

[Rashid] Shall we go in?

It's your party.

- [Glasses clinking]
- [Visitors chattering]

Ah, your majesty.

We were
beginning to think you were not coming.

It's entirely our fault.

- Ah, we ran out of gas.
- We had a flat tire.

Eh, if it isn't one
thing, it's another.

[Chuckles]

It's real pretty, ain't it?

It's kind of like king
tut. Only different.

Huh?

Oh. Oh, yes.

Are you anybody?

Permit me to introduce myself.

I am professor maxilowski,

university krakow.

A professor, huh?

I like brains in a man.

It's my second favorite thing.

You know anything
about this thing?

Of course.

This is very
ancient, precious relic, lion of desert.

It is precisely 1,017 years old.

How can you be so exact?

I am expert.

1,017 years old?

Not me, the lion.

See, honey, this morning, I checked
with encyclopedia.

It says, "lion of desert
is 1,000 years old."

But you said 1017.

The encyclopedia
is 17 years old.

Ninotchka!

Petrouchka! Babushka! Izvestia!

Is this some kind joke?

Who is that man?

Uh, that's professor maxilowski.

- The maxilowski?
- [Jonathan] Yes, darling.

[Jennifer]
From krakow university? [Jonathan] Yes.

Didn't he write the book

on ancient middle
eastern statuary?

- Yes, he did.
- Oh.

He's brilliant.

Ah. Really?

The box.

Kasim, that man is
not one of my experts.

The gentleman from
the British museum will be

here at any minute, let him...

Are you saying this
is a fake, professor?

Could be as fake
as three-ruble bill.

Could be?

I need the genuine sunlight.

Impossible to
authenticate under fluorescent light.

Do you understand me?

It mustn't be moved.

Nonsense! If
there is a dispute, it must be resolved.

[Visitors chattering]

Mustn't scratch relic.

Perhaps we could use this.

Jonathan.

Why don't
you watch it, you clumsy schmendrick?

[Jonathan] Sorry, professor.

[Max] That's all
right. I'm okeydokey.

A thousand pardons, professor.

At least.

Well?

- This is indubitably...
- Just a minute.

Surely, your majesty
does not want

this announcement made here.

What would you suggest?

Let the professor
make his announcement in the display room,

in the presence of
all our distinguished guests.

Beautiful. I do that.

As you wish, Leila.

[Kasim] When
this is over, someone will be required

to do the honorable thing.

I'm sorry to
say that king rashid,

probably acting
in concert with a yankee imperialist,

has stolen our country's
most sacred symbol

and replaced it with a fake.

[Visitor] Fake?

Now, what remains
is for the professor

to certify the fraud.

Professor?

After carefully
observing in the sunlight,

I can positively authenticate

that this is 100 percent
genuine lion of desert.

But... but...

Notice inscription.

Not genuine without
this signature.

- But you said...
- What's the matter?

- You never made a little...
- [Kasim] No one makes a move!

Except Mrs. Hart.

Take the lion,
Mrs. Hart. Please.

And come here.

Professor, over there.

And you. Over
there, or I'll kill her.

If I cannot be
king now, I shall at least live like one.

Just in case someone
would try to follow us.

[Thud]

- [Jonathan] Hold it, kasim.
- Seize him, pischa!

[Gunshot]

Are you all right?

- Not a scratch on me or the lion.
- Ah.

Ah. Your majesty.

- Your majesty?
- Mm-hmm.

Rashid said whoever
holds the lion is king of the country.

Oh?

Well, I renounce my
crown for the woman I love.

Oh.

[Jennifer] It's just not...

It's not us.

Right.

We can't give it away,
rashid would be offended.

Maybe we could, uh,
use it as a paperweight.

Hm. If we had
giant-sized papers.

A doorstop?

Aw, somebody'd trip on it, Max.

You're right, Mr. H.
It'd probably be me.

Where will it go?

That's a good
question, but, uh...

Right now
I've got something else on my mind.

- Another caper?
- Mm-hmm.

Another caper? You
want me to call Ernie?

[Jennifer] No, Max.

I think Jonathan can
handle this one on his own.

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