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[theme music playing]
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[roaring]
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[laughing]
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Agent 51 to Control, visual is confirmed
on the elusive Sasquatch.
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Moving to intercept.
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Target is escaping
into the national park.
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[man over radio] Roger that, Agent 51.
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Get over here, you monster.
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[dramatic music playing]
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I have you now. Huh?
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Uh-oh. [grunting]
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[shouting]
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-[roaring]
-Huh?
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Hey, dude.
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Pretty gnarly fall you took back there.
You okay?
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[groans]
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[man] Fifty-One, 76 wants to speak to youright now. I'm patching her through.
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Agent 51, hunting ghosts again, I see?
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Actually,
Sasquatch isn't a ghost, ma'am.
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-It's more of a--
-Do you know why it's not a ghost?
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[yelling] Because it doesn't exist!
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[in normal voice] Starting next week,
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I'll be shutting downthe Paranormal Division.
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I'll expect to see you
bright and early Monday
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when you [yells] turn in your badge!
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[sobbing]
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No, wait. I'm this close to proving
that the supernatural force is real.
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Well, unless you come in with proofby Monday morning, you're fired.
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Oh...
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Bummer, dude.
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You should come with me
and warm up in the ski lodge, man.
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What about the Loch Ness monster?
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-You ever seen that?
-No.
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Ghosts? You must have seen
tons of ghosts.
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-No.
-Did you ever meet an alien?
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Well-- No.
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Uh, you should come to the
Orlock Apartments in New Orleans, mister.
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My friend Mina lives there,
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and all kinds of whack-a-doo stuff
is happening all the time.
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When you say "whack-a-doo stuff,"
what are we talking about here?
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Mm, weird noises, slime,
short-term memory loss.
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It's like the side effects
on a medicine commercial.
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Hmm. New Orleans, you say?
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[grunting]
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Hi-yah! Now you--
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-[thuds]
-[groaning]
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[car chirps]
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[car alarms wailing]
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Oh, for the love of J. Edgar Hoover.
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And as a secret agent
from the U.S. Super-Secret Agency,
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I'm gonna require you to give me
a tour of the premises.
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You can't just demand access
to a private citizen's residence
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without some sort of warrant.
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I-- Well-- I can't?
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I'm kidding!
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I have no idea how laws work. Come on!
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We'll start in the cellar
and work our way up.
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Have you ever seen anything, hmm,
unusual in this building?
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Unusual? Sure.
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Just look at all this crazy junk
that my daughter and I inherited.
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Huh?
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[tune playing]
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Actually, I was thinking
even more unusual, like supernatural.
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-You mean like koala bears.
-[groans]
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Well, there's no such thing.
My psychic told me that.
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Come on upstairs. I'll show you my digs.
We can bust open some drinkable yogurt.
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We might as well.
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I don't see any evidence
of the supernatural down here.
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[Arthur] Fifty-two.
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And that's all the Card Yoga poses
I know.
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Yes. That is unusual.
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-Hey, Dad.
-Oh, Mina, this is Agent 51.
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He's a super-secret agent that works
for the government of America.
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Cool. Nice to meet you, sir.
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Likewise. I am in the middle
of an investigation, ma'am.
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I need to know if you've seen
anything unusual in this building.
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And I already showed him the Card Yoga.
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Hmm.
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Oh, I have a pet rabbit
that can do a really cool trick.
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Bunnicula!
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Mina!
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Here. Watch what happens
when I give him a carrot.
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What?
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He's not really a vampire, of course.
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But I named him Bunnicula
because he can do that little trick.
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-Pretty cool, huh?
-[purrs]
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I need that rabbit.
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Hey! What do you think you're doing?
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Ma'am, your rabbit may be
the proof of the supernatural
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that my superiors have been looking for.
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Well, you and your superiors
will have to look elsewhere.
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Bunnicula is my best friend,
and he's staying with me.
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-Yeah!
-Dad, did you check this guy's ID?
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Hey, that's a good idea, Mina.
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Let's see some ID, buddy.
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Um, wait. Of course. Oh!
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-[Mina] Is this you?
-Don't look at that!
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[Arthur] This says your name
is Juanita Valdez, from Phoenix, Arizona.
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That's my cover identity.
I am a secret agent, you know.
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[thunder crashing]
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[groans]
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Well, Bernie boy,
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looks like your old buddy
is gonna be out of a job on Monday.
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Things have just never been the same
since you ran away those 20 years ago.
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[man laughing over radio]
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-[man] Oh, man.
-Control?
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Yeah, sorry, agent. You are hilarious.
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-Thanks.
-Yeah, yeah. No problem.
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Look man, you operate outside the law.
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-If you want someone's rabbit, take it.
-Take it?
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Hey, it's your choice how faryou're willing to go.
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Yes, time to hunt some wabbit.
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Not even any clouds.
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Hurry, Dad, we're gonna be late
for the movie.
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I love a good spy flick.
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Yes, that's it.
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[dramatic music playing]
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Whoa. Nice suit, Mister G Man.
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Yes, it is.
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By the way, my name's Patches.
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I'm a were--
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Uh, I guess he didn't hear me.
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[humming]
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Oh, it's wabbit season, all right.
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I don't know what you are,
but I know you're one weird rabbit.
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I'm gonna get you, bunny.
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Then, I'm gonna get my job back.
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And then, I'm gonna get
all the supernatural critters.
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And we're gonna do experiments on you.
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Yes, medical experiments
on all you supernatural-- [shouts]
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You sleep just like my Bernie.
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[young Agent 51] Wake up, Bernie.
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Come on, Bernie!
Let's go shoot some hoops. [gasps]
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Bernie!
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-Bernie!
-Awkward.
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Wait, for Bernie, or for--?
I'm so confused.
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[sobbing]
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Ooh! This is hard to watch.
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Well, now, this is a little much
even for me.
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This guy, am I right?
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He's a little unhinged.
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I can't have Mina lose you, like I lost
my little Bernie boy, 20 years ago!
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Jeez, even I got over it.
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Farewell, little bunny.
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All right. Huh?
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Uh-oh!
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-[Agent 51 shouting]
-[thuds]
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[car alarms wailing]
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[groaning]
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Wow, he really seemed
to love his pet, Bernie.
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I wish there was something we could do
to help him keep his job.
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[speaking indistinctly]
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Maybe there is.
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Hmm.
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[woman]
Ma'am? Agent 51 is here to see you.
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Send him [yelling] in!
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[groans]
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Huh?
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How did that get in there?
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All right.
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[groans]
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[pensive music playing]
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[music box playing tune]
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[Agent 76 screams]
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[commander] Agent 51, you're rehired!
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[Agent 51] Yes!
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[closing theme playing]
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