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- Come on in.
- Hey-o!
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- Hi!
- Hello.
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Do you love our sweaters?
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I thought they would be
perfect for the Snow Ball dance.
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I got them at the store
where you buy things
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that go with the other things.
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Oh, I know that place.
That's where we got
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our Salt-N-Pepa salt and pepper shakers.
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Claire can never tell
which one is which.
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A confusing idea poorly executed.
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Stop implying I'm a racist.
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How did we get roped
into this chaperone thing?
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This incredibly annoying
PTA mom, Marjorie,
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keeps hounding us to
volunteer for things,
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and we finally ran out of excuses.
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Ooh, I should probably
tell her we're coming.
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Unreal.
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"Where are you?"
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"Are you with Claire?"
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"How far away are you?"
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"Text me when you're close."
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"I locked my keys in my car."
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Oh, that's from Haley.
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Much as I'd love to meet this dingbat,
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how many chaperones do they really need?
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Takes one person to turn a
garden hose on those dry humpers.
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If Phil is going, you are going.
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I don't like being the only person
in the room without a husband.
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It's my one insecurity.
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Phil's just trying to be nice.
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He doesn't want to go
to this thing, either.
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Actually, I was looking forward to it.
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Maybe meet some of these
so-called cheerleaders.
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Watch their faces when I tell
them we could kewpie a scorpion
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into a cradle catch and then
pop up into a split extension.
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Most of that stuff's illegal now.
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I think what Phil's
trying to say is that
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he and I haven't had a
boy's night in a good while.
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I mean, wouldn't it be nice
to just hang out together,
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just you and me?
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What do you say, buddy?
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What?!
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Might be nice to have
a hang with my boy Jay.
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If it's fine with you.
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Sure, it's the least I
could do, because tomorrow
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you are going to help
Luke with his homework
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while I visit wine country.
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I want to go.
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That's just what she calls lying on
the trampoline drinking Chardonnay.
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Ah.
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Oh, yes! We're on our way.
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- Okay.
- Bye-bye.
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- Bye.
- Have fun, you two.
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Don't worry about us.
We'll have a blast.
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We'll have a good time.
We'll have a good time.
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Yes!
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This is gonna be so great!
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Sure it will. Maybe give them about
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a five-minute lag time
before you hit the road.
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What do you mean? You...
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you said we were gonna
do something together.
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I was just trying to get
us out of that stupid dance.
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Oh.
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- Okay.
- Enjoy your night, Phil.
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I've got a date with an epic
Western about a crooked sheriff,
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and I'm at the first of what I
predict to be many wrongful hangings.
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Well, if you're not
up for doing anything,
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I think I'll just go to the dance.
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What? No. You can't do that.
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Makes me look like a jerk.
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- Well, then what am I supposed to do?
- Whatever you like.
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- I want to go to the dance.
- How are you not getting this?
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Fine. I'll just go home.
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You're going to the dance, aren't you?
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- Of course I am.
- All right, you win.
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- We'll do something.
- Awesome!
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- What do you want to do?
- Gosh, I don't know.
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I mean, dancing is
still so much in the air.
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- Uh-huh
- Where are you going?
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Scotch country.
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We're low on ice in bucket 12.
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Hey, hey, those crab cakes
have to last all night.
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Push the cheese.
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Setlist?
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You're starting with "Get Lucky"?
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Come on, we're telling a story here.
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Do you know what time it is?
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I thought you were gonna help me set up.
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Sorry, buddy. I was worrying
about the big-picture stuff.
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Hmm. Is there enough room for it here,
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or should I put it in the back entrance?
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You can certainly put
it in a back entrance.
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Oh, my gosh, doesn't
everything look so lovely?
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Well, it's high school.
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Dress it up all you want,
it's still the place I spent
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four years being tormented
by sadistic bullies.
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Nice shirt, Michelle.
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Oh, you know what? Times have changed.
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In high school, did you ever imagine
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you'd end up with the football coach?
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The football coach? No.
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The swim coach, Mr.
Artino, almost nightly.
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Oh, Coach Tucker, Mitchell.
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Thank you for volunteering.
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I couldn't say no.
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The kids on the team
practically begged me.
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It's an amazing thing to matter
so much and inspire so many.
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Oh, no, I think they
just wanted you here
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so they can prank you.
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- Hmm?
- Yeah.
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The football team has
something all worked out.
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I don't know what it
is 'cause I checked out
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after they capped my salary.
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But there's usually a mess,
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so you might want to throw a
poncho over all that finery.
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Oh. Oh, my God, I hate pranks so much.
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Now I'm gonna spend
the whole dance paranoid
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wondering what they're gonna do.
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Is it gonna hurt? Am I gonna cry?
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You're a clown.
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Isn't that mostly just pranking people?
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No, it is not. Clowns
are loving and joyful.
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You know what? I was warned
about this kind of ignorance.
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Don't make me regret
marrying outside the big top.
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What?
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We got to keep our eyes peeled
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for kids trying to
bring alcohol in here.
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I cannot make it through
this thing without a drink.
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Marjorie, 12:00.
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Oh, God.
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Quick, pretend we're having a fight.
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- Then she won't come over here.
- Mm-hmm.
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You stole my inheritance,
you gold digger!
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Wow, you had that one ready to go.
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There you are.
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Did you get my texts?
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Look what I've already confiscated.
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Oh, shameful. I'll take that.
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So, I still need
volunteers to call parents
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for silent auction items.
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I've divided it into six-hour shifts,
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so if you switch ears every half-hour,
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it's actually not bad.
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Can I count on you two ladies?
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I'm so busy, but I
can't speak for Gloria.
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My phone English no so good.
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I get it. I'm a bit of a nag-eroo.
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Mm.
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Like my mom always jokes,
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you know who you should bore with this?
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Your husband. Oh, right, he left you.
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That woman is so uptight.
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- You know what she needs?
- Mm.
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A man.
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That is a very old-fashioned attitude,
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which in this case,
seems pretty accurate.
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A man, a man, a man.
Where can we find one.
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Hey, Siri, record "Antiques Roadshow."
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I can't think of anyone.
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Principal Brown.
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He's single. We could fix them up.
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- At the Winter dance.
- Mm-hmm.
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That's so romantic.
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Yes, and maybe she'll get off our backs
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if she spends more time on hers.
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You really are your father's son.
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Hey, you okay?
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Guy just made fun of my bow
tie in front of everyone.
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Asked if I was trying to look gay.
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Oh, that is charming.
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So I-I guess high school hasn't
changed that much, has it?
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Look, I want you to put this back on
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and wear this with pride.
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This was soaking wet before
you threw it in there, right?
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We're gonna let it go. It's fine.
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All right.
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Where is this idiot?
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Are you trying to look gay?
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'Cause you don't have
the pecs, the pores,
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or the pants for it, slugger.
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Hey, here's a reference that
hairstyle's old enough to get.
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It's not twerking.
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Yeah, well, you're just...
you're just a... you're a...
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- Ah?
- you're a... you're a...
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So, I'm gonna go squeeze
in a dance real quick
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while you stagger to
the end of that sentence.
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Leslie Kwan Collins, Daily Dolphin.
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I know who you are. We've been
friends since kindergarten.
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Care to comment on what
my sources are calling
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"The best Snow Ball ever?"
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Sure, but I'm not the one responsible
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for this party's success.
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They all are.
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I'm just a humble servant
who made it all happen.
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Can you excuse us, please? Thank you.
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You are unbelievable.
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Stop. I can't keep hearing this.
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I'm the one who made all this happen.
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Do you have any idea how hard
it is doing all this for $8,000?
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- Yeah, of course not, because...
- Wait, wait, wait.
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The budget for this was $800.
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You spent $8,000? That's the
budget for the whole year.
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I texted you, "What's my
budget for the Snow Ball."
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You replied $8,000,
followed by a gratuitous gif
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of a guy getting hit in the nards.
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It's like just don't skateboard
down a railing, right?
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- Principal Brown.
- Yep?
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If we were to go over with
the student council budget,
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how hard would it be to
get a little extra money?
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Oh, no problem.
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We would just sell the
Rembrandt in the faculty lounge.
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See? Problem solved.
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- He's being sarcastic.
- Why? What's wrong?
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Nothing. Just playing "What
if all the money got spent?"
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Oh, can you imagine?
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We'd have to cancel
every other school event,
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starting with the wrestling banquet,
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and those hopped-up psychos
would rip your heads off!
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And then you'd bleed to death,
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'cause we can't afford a
school nurse anymore, right?
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Ooh! Oysters.
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Oh! Nice try, boys!
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You guys are cool. Just, uh, move along.
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Hey, Cam. Uh, do you know
a kid named Damien Warmack?
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Oh, yeah.
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- Mean little kid.
- Yeah.
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He fat shamed my whole defensive line.
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There's nothing more sad than watching
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a once terrifying nose tackle
pick croutons out of his salad.
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Oh, God, I'm so conflicted.
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A gay kid is now
bullying football players,
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which I guess, you know,
seems like progress,
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but the wrong kind of progress.
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- Would you like a...
- Oh!
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In my defense, bruschetta mostly
ends up on the floor anyway.
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Cam, I think you might be
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more worried about this
prank than you need to be.
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Well, I just don't understand
why they want to prank me.
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I thought they liked me.
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Of course they like you.
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You can't prank someone you don't like.
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That's... that's just assault.
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But pranking you is their bizarre way
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of saying that they love you.
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Is this your bizarre way of
not validating my feelings?
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Okay, we could go bowling.
249
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Hmm. Had my league last
night. I'm a little bowled out.
250
00:09:00,681 --> 00:09:02,178
Fair enough. Round of mini golf?
251
00:09:02,204 --> 00:09:04,678
Great idea. Wait up. I'll go
get my frog and my slingshot.
252
00:09:04,702 --> 00:09:06,068
We'll hop on our bikes
and go down there.
253
00:09:06,137 --> 00:09:07,846
- We could get something to eat.
- Already ate.
254
00:09:08,110 --> 00:09:09,515
- Go to the movies?
- Hate the lines.
255
00:09:09,540 --> 00:09:11,514
- How about a bar?
- So, we drive across town,
256
00:09:11,547 --> 00:09:13,921
pay a 200% markup on
the same glass of scotch
257
00:09:13,946 --> 00:09:15,570
I'm holding in my hand right now...
258
00:09:15,578 --> 00:09:17,878
just so some drunken old
broad can stagger over
259
00:09:17,947 --> 00:09:19,713
and tell me I look like Ernest Borgnine.
260
00:09:19,782 --> 00:09:22,249
You know what? I'm done trying.
261
00:09:22,602 --> 00:09:24,035
I'm sorry there isn't a single thing
262
00:09:24,060 --> 00:09:25,094
you'd have fun doing with me.
263
00:09:25,119 --> 00:09:26,447
Oh, come on!
264
00:09:26,472 --> 00:09:27,868
Don't get all hurt.
265
00:09:27,893 --> 00:09:30,860
I promise your next
idea, I'll say yes to.
266
00:09:33,190 --> 00:09:35,344
- Really?
- Thanks, Jay.
267
00:09:35,369 --> 00:09:36,845
You held out for something awesome,
268
00:09:36,870 --> 00:09:38,920
and I think we nailed it.
269
00:09:42,197 --> 00:09:43,300
One, please.
270
00:09:43,325 --> 00:09:46,126
That'll be $8, plus whatever
tip you feel is appropriate.
271
00:09:46,151 --> 00:09:48,062
It was free an hour ago.
272
00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,387
You used to be able to throw a baby
273
00:09:49,412 --> 00:09:50,761
in the back seat
without strapping it in.
274
00:09:50,785 --> 00:09:52,015
Times change, my friend.
275
00:09:54,414 --> 00:09:55,713
Hey, Delgado.
276
00:09:55,738 --> 00:09:57,805
I hope this punch isn't as watered down
277
00:09:57,830 --> 00:10:01,609
as your performance in "A Streetcar
Named Desire to Hang Myself."
278
00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:04,509
Damien, you're just... you look...
279
00:10:04,534 --> 00:10:06,458
Damn it, I hate how
much I like that jacket.
280
00:10:08,203 --> 00:10:09,402
Hey.
281
00:10:09,427 --> 00:10:11,328
- I know what you're doing.
- Excuse me?
282
00:10:11,353 --> 00:10:13,883
I know how hard it is to be a gay teen.
283
00:10:13,985 --> 00:10:16,619
In high school, I only had one friend.
284
00:10:16,687 --> 00:10:17,686
Really?
285
00:10:17,788 --> 00:10:19,455
What was Oscar Wilde like?
286
00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:20,846
You're lashing out.
287
00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:23,980
Because you're angry
and you're insecure,
288
00:10:24,005 --> 00:10:26,077
and you just want everyone
else to feel as bad as you do.
289
00:10:26,172 --> 00:10:27,505
Maybe.
290
00:10:27,530 --> 00:10:29,340
But come on.
291
00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:32,472
It must've been easier for you
looking like Michael Fassbender.
292
00:10:32,497 --> 00:10:34,798
I do not look like...
293
00:10:34,823 --> 00:10:36,480
You think I look like
Michael Fassbender?
294
00:10:36,505 --> 00:10:38,240
Yeah, if he were older and shorter
295
00:10:38,265 --> 00:10:39,564
and played by Kathy Griffin.
296
00:10:39,589 --> 00:10:40,659
Uh...
297
00:10:44,112 --> 00:10:47,747
Hey, hey. That Damien
Warmack kid is so mean.
298
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:50,069
Honing in on these
poor kids' insecurities
299
00:10:50,094 --> 00:10:52,077
and then just lacerating them.
300
00:10:52,102 --> 00:10:53,829
I-I don't look like Kathy Griffin, do I?
301
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,253
I'll tell you what's mean,
302
00:10:55,278 --> 00:10:58,588
is my team making me wait
all night for this damn prank.
303
00:10:58,846 --> 00:11:00,174
Or, "Mitch, you're being ridiculous.
304
00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:01,323
"You're a very handsome man,
305
00:11:01,348 --> 00:11:02,417
"and if you had to be played by a woman,
306
00:11:02,442 --> 00:11:03,534
"it would be a young Ann-Margret."
307
00:11:03,559 --> 00:11:04,922
- Hey, Coach.
- Oh, God! Just do it!
308
00:11:04,947 --> 00:11:06,033
Just do it!
309
00:11:06,058 --> 00:11:08,571
Oh, Principal Brown,
sorry. Sorry, I thought...
310
00:11:08,925 --> 00:11:10,346
I thought you were the prank.
311
00:11:10,371 --> 00:11:12,125
Prank? Oh, no.
312
00:11:12,150 --> 00:11:14,050
That was a little
misunderstanding on my part.
313
00:11:14,075 --> 00:11:16,503
Turns out the new wrestling
coach is being pranked.
314
00:11:16,573 --> 00:11:17,853
Yeah, they're gonna do that thing where
315
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,255
you spin a guy around a bunch of times,
316
00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:20,285
you get him good and dizzy,
317
00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:22,354
and then you tie him to
a tree for the weekend.
318
00:11:22,379 --> 00:11:23,705
Oh, God. Shouldn't you stop them?
319
00:11:23,773 --> 00:11:25,807
I would, but he's been
parking in my spot lately.
320
00:11:26,184 --> 00:11:28,517
I guess it's a relief
they're not pranking me.
321
00:11:28,586 --> 00:11:30,238
Yes. You can finally relax.
322
00:11:30,263 --> 00:11:31,320
Can I?
323
00:11:31,544 --> 00:11:33,344
Knowing Coach Wilson's
only been here seven months?
324
00:11:33,369 --> 00:11:35,211
He's never brought his
team homemade banana loaf,
325
00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,148
and yet they care
enough to terrorize him?
326
00:11:37,173 --> 00:11:39,099
Okay, you're gonna have
to land on a position.
327
00:11:39,124 --> 00:11:41,435
I just don't understand why
they begged me to be here
328
00:11:41,537 --> 00:11:42,870
if they're not gonna prank me.
329
00:11:42,938 --> 00:11:44,605
Because they love you,
330
00:11:44,630 --> 00:11:46,573
and you're making a real
difference in their lives.
331
00:11:46,811 --> 00:11:48,021
Oh, well, I-I...
332
00:11:48,090 --> 00:11:49,956
I'm just kidding. They
think you're a pushover,
333
00:11:50,025 --> 00:11:51,458
and with you here, they
can get away with anything.
334
00:11:51,483 --> 00:11:53,424
That's ridiculous, because
nothing gets past me.
335
00:11:53,449 --> 00:11:55,084
Excuse me. Thank you.
336
00:11:55,137 --> 00:11:56,503
- Mm-hmm.
- What is that?
337
00:11:56,528 --> 00:11:57,593
Look at this.
338
00:11:57,618 --> 00:11:58,802
Oh.
339
00:12:02,292 --> 00:12:04,459
I'm gonna go pour this down the drain.
340
00:12:04,648 --> 00:12:06,007
Cheers.
341
00:12:10,210 --> 00:12:11,454
Having fun?
342
00:12:11,479 --> 00:12:13,929
Hey, I'm just trying
to keep up appearances.
343
00:12:13,954 --> 00:12:16,729
If I panic, everybody panics.
344
00:12:16,798 --> 00:12:18,384
How much money did you
make at the drink station?
345
00:12:18,409 --> 00:12:19,675
Only about $200.
346
00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:20,799
That's enough.
347
00:12:21,036 --> 00:12:22,468
A caddy at the country club where I work
348
00:12:22,493 --> 00:12:23,826
knows this dog track in Hindsdale.
349
00:12:24,175 --> 00:12:26,029
There's 40-to-1 odds on a greyhound,
350
00:12:26,054 --> 00:12:27,552
Whippet Good, who...
351
00:12:28,307 --> 00:12:30,073
Okay, the money's gone.
352
00:12:32,675 --> 00:12:33,674
One time.
353
00:12:33,699 --> 00:12:35,262
- No, it's stupid.
- Just try it.
354
00:12:35,287 --> 00:12:37,044
- I'm not doing it.
- No one else is around.
355
00:12:37,069 --> 00:12:39,137
- I don't care.
- Come on, I'll start.
356
00:12:39,605 --> 00:12:43,541
♪ A-weem-o-weh, a-weem-o-weh,
a-weem-o-weh, a-weem-o-weh ♪
357
00:12:43,566 --> 00:12:47,463
♪ A-weem-o-weh, a-weem-o-weh,
a-weem-o-weh, a-weem-o-weh ♪
358
00:12:47,487 --> 00:12:49,267
- ♪ A-weem-o-weh, a-weem-o-weh, ♪
- ♪ In the jungle ♪
359
00:12:49,292 --> 00:12:50,745
- ♪ A-weem-o-weh, a-weem-o-weh ♪
- ♪ The mighty jungle... ♪
360
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,103
All right, that's it!
361
00:12:52,357 --> 00:12:54,483
Get out. We're doing something else.
362
00:12:56,503 --> 00:12:58,558
Somebody thinks you're cute.
363
00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:00,230
Claire, please, this isn't high school.
364
00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:01,665
Well, no, wait a minute.
It is high school.
365
00:13:01,734 --> 00:13:03,000
- Mm.
- Okay.
366
00:13:03,025 --> 00:13:04,534
All right, so who is it?
367
00:13:05,735 --> 00:13:09,137
My favorite is a 1929 Bread Master.
368
00:13:09,162 --> 00:13:10,334
Some people might say
369
00:13:10,359 --> 00:13:14,185
that collecting vintage
toasters is a crumby hobby.
370
00:13:15,745 --> 00:13:16,911
Thank you.
371
00:13:16,936 --> 00:13:19,861
Marjorie, I was just
talking to Principal Brown,
372
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,653
and he into you, girl.
373
00:13:21,721 --> 00:13:25,056
Really? He's hotter than
a 1930s Sunbeam Toastrite.
374
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,306
Don't.
375
00:13:28,495 --> 00:13:30,114
I can't talk right now, Mom.
376
00:13:30,139 --> 00:13:33,049
No, I'm not home alone
on a Saturday night.
377
00:13:33,074 --> 00:13:36,512
I'm at a dance, and a boy likes me.
378
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,587
We good at this!
379
00:13:38,689 --> 00:13:40,163
Why are you talking like that?
380
00:13:40,188 --> 00:13:41,567
I don't know.
381
00:13:41,592 --> 00:13:42,991
Excuse me, hi. Hey.
382
00:13:43,016 --> 00:13:45,187
I don't know exactly how to do this,
383
00:13:45,212 --> 00:13:47,444
but I'm very flattered
by your interest in me,
384
00:13:47,469 --> 00:13:50,044
and just so you know,
the feeling is mutual.
385
00:13:50,069 --> 00:13:51,099
What?
386
00:13:51,124 --> 00:13:53,078
I don't know if you're into
camping, but I can get a tent.
387
00:13:53,341 --> 00:13:55,942
I'm married. My rear end is at home.
388
00:13:55,967 --> 00:13:57,596
I meant Marjorie.
389
00:13:57,934 --> 00:13:58,900
Oh!
390
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:01,391
Oh, no. She's way too intense.
391
00:14:01,416 --> 00:14:03,471
No. And once you've imagined yourself
392
00:14:03,496 --> 00:14:05,893
sitting by a campfire playing
your clarinet for Gloria...
393
00:14:05,918 --> 00:14:07,430
Marjorie loves the outdoors.
394
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:09,956
Yes, she even has a camping toaster.
395
00:14:09,981 --> 00:14:13,937
She is a super lady,
but, guys, I'm only 45.
396
00:14:14,094 --> 00:14:16,204
I'm holding out for fireworks.
397
00:14:16,229 --> 00:14:18,198
Oh, here comes Damien.
398
00:14:18,223 --> 00:14:21,458
Do not tell him that I thought
I had a shot with Gloria.
399
00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:24,290
My mom doesn't believe that
Principal Brown likes me.
400
00:14:24,315 --> 00:14:25,354
Can you tell her?
401
00:14:26,416 --> 00:14:27,760
Gloria?
402
00:14:28,063 --> 00:14:30,497
My phone English no so good.
403
00:14:32,484 --> 00:14:34,589
- How about ice cream?
- Too cold.
404
00:14:34,614 --> 00:14:35,668
- Coffee?
- Too late.
405
00:14:35,693 --> 00:14:37,403
Oh, wait a minute. I'm such an idiot.
406
00:14:37,471 --> 00:14:39,038
I forgot about the Clint
Eastwood retrospective
407
00:14:39,106 --> 00:14:40,272
followed by the scotch tasting
408
00:14:40,341 --> 00:14:41,907
where famous athletes
from the '70s tell stories
409
00:14:41,976 --> 00:14:43,556
about how life used to be in Youngstown.
410
00:14:43,581 --> 00:14:44,654
- Really?
- No!
411
00:14:44,937 --> 00:14:46,212
It doesn't exist.
412
00:14:46,237 --> 00:14:47,971
What you want does not exist.
413
00:14:48,006 --> 00:14:49,539
What are you doing?
414
00:14:49,608 --> 00:14:51,228
I don't care what you do,
415
00:14:51,406 --> 00:14:52,829
but I'm going into that dance.
416
00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:54,874
I like to see the kids
all dressed up and happy
417
00:14:54,899 --> 00:14:56,740
and trying to look older than they are.
418
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:59,615
The first girl I ever kissed
was at a high school dance.
419
00:14:59,914 --> 00:15:01,155
Huh.
420
00:15:01,180 --> 00:15:03,179
It was actually to "The
Lion Sleeps Tonight."
421
00:15:03,248 --> 00:15:04,874
I guess that's why it was in my head.
422
00:15:04,899 --> 00:15:08,719
Let's just say the lion
did not sleep that night.
423
00:15:09,523 --> 00:15:11,490
I was slamming Mountain
Dews like a wild man.
424
00:15:11,515 --> 00:15:13,739
Marsha Goulding.
425
00:15:13,764 --> 00:15:15,417
I had this huge crush on her.
426
00:15:15,486 --> 00:15:18,348
Finally got my nerve up to
ask her to the Spring Fling.
427
00:15:18,373 --> 00:15:21,264
First dance, I was terrified.
I'm tromping all over her feet.
428
00:15:21,289 --> 00:15:23,256
But as the dances
went on, it got easier,
429
00:15:23,324 --> 00:15:26,992
and right in the middle of Sam
Cooke singing "You Send Me,"
430
00:15:27,061 --> 00:15:28,660
I went for it.
431
00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:30,895
I was just so surprised
she kissed me back.
432
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:35,934
Well, you can't have
your first kiss again,
433
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,889
but you can have your
next one right in there.
434
00:15:38,109 --> 00:15:39,465
Oh, what the hell. Give Gloria a thrill.
435
00:15:39,534 --> 00:15:41,365
That's great, Jay,
'cause you complete her.
436
00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:43,717
- Oh, Phil.
- No, literally.
437
00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:45,572
You complete her.
438
00:15:47,093 --> 00:15:49,859
You're the butt of this joke.
439
00:15:50,095 --> 00:15:51,728
Give me the sweater.
440
00:15:52,078 --> 00:15:54,657
Marjorie is smart and organized,
441
00:15:54,690 --> 00:15:56,517
and if you ever need hand
sanitizer or a Band-Aid,
442
00:15:56,542 --> 00:15:57,671
she always has it on her.
443
00:15:57,696 --> 00:16:00,396
She's like a sexy, sexy drugstore.
444
00:16:00,421 --> 00:16:01,890
She's as cute as a button.
445
00:16:01,915 --> 00:16:04,123
Like a grown-up Cabbage Patch doll.
446
00:16:04,148 --> 00:16:05,614
- Yeah.
- Yeah, that seems like
447
00:16:05,639 --> 00:16:07,177
it'd be a whole lot of e-mails.
448
00:16:07,202 --> 00:16:08,301
It's a hard pass.
449
00:16:08,326 --> 00:16:09,969
But, Principal Brown,
you know what they say
450
00:16:09,994 --> 00:16:12,782
about a mom who's
enthusiastic in the streets.
451
00:16:12,807 --> 00:16:14,422
That's not a saying.
452
00:16:14,447 --> 00:16:17,176
Why are the two of you suddenly so
interested in my love life, anyway?
453
00:16:17,201 --> 00:16:18,664
Because we care.
454
00:16:18,689 --> 00:16:19,979
You don't even know my first name.
455
00:16:20,081 --> 00:16:21,219
Yes, we do.
456
00:16:21,244 --> 00:16:23,716
It's, um... Prince?
457
00:16:24,662 --> 00:16:26,041
Lucky guess.
458
00:16:26,143 --> 00:16:27,676
I was over at the carving station,
459
00:16:27,745 --> 00:16:30,841
and I thought, "You know
who'd love some prime rib?
460
00:16:30,974 --> 00:16:32,456
"Principal Prince Brown."
461
00:16:32,481 --> 00:16:33,738
Oh.
462
00:16:33,763 --> 00:16:35,169
Marjorie, I'm afraid
463
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,771
you and I are pawns in a very sick game
464
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,464
being orchestrated by these two.
465
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,098
They're working very
hard to put us together,
466
00:16:41,123 --> 00:16:42,333
and I don't know why.
467
00:16:42,576 --> 00:16:45,275
I've never seen them work
very hard in anything,
468
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:46,689
except getting out of volunteering.
469
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:49,939
Hey, to be fair, we volunteer
for plenty of things.
470
00:16:49,964 --> 00:16:53,564
Yeah, don't you remember me
holding a hose at the car wash?
471
00:16:53,589 --> 00:16:55,814
Yeah, everybody remembers that.
472
00:16:55,839 --> 00:16:57,681
So you're not interested in me?
473
00:16:57,868 --> 00:16:59,820
Well, we've always had
a working relationship,
474
00:16:59,913 --> 00:17:02,800
and I guess I've just never
thought of you in that way.
475
00:17:02,825 --> 00:17:03,957
As a woman?
476
00:17:04,055 --> 00:17:07,356
When I'm at work, I turn
off that part of myself.
477
00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:08,791
Oh.
478
00:17:08,893 --> 00:17:10,126
Oh.
479
00:17:10,555 --> 00:17:13,313
Uh, it has turned back on.
480
00:17:14,231 --> 00:17:15,305
- Okay.
- Oh.
481
00:17:15,330 --> 00:17:17,422
Oh, I'm gonna check
the... the fire exits.
482
00:17:17,447 --> 00:17:18,995
We're going to stack chairs.
483
00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:20,307
Whatever.
484
00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:22,242
I've got it.
485
00:17:22,311 --> 00:17:23,544
We start a fake marching band
486
00:17:23,646 --> 00:17:25,245
and get the money for
the instruments up front.
487
00:17:25,314 --> 00:17:27,545
You just described the exact
plot of "The Music Man."
488
00:17:27,570 --> 00:17:29,683
- How'd that turn out?
- Won four Tonys.
489
00:17:29,914 --> 00:17:31,981
Five. Ugh.
490
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:33,082
How could you let this happen?
491
00:17:33,184 --> 00:17:34,617
I don't know. You were texting me
492
00:17:34,642 --> 00:17:37,004
while I was live streaming
my breakfast, and...
493
00:17:37,175 --> 00:17:38,283
Wait a minute.
494
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:39,681
I did say $800.
495
00:17:39,706 --> 00:17:40,823
Look.
496
00:17:40,892 --> 00:17:42,931
Oh, my God, this is all my fault.
497
00:17:42,956 --> 00:17:44,283
Well, well, well.
498
00:17:44,409 --> 00:17:47,393
Looks like the dunce
cap is on the other foot.
499
00:17:48,558 --> 00:17:49,574
Hey!
500
00:17:49,599 --> 00:17:52,542
Is what an animal your size grazes on.
501
00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:53,850
Hay is...
502
00:17:53,952 --> 00:17:55,085
You're a cow.
503
00:17:56,388 --> 00:17:57,614
Okay.
504
00:17:58,639 --> 00:18:01,153
You're the perfect
weight for your frame.
505
00:18:04,972 --> 00:18:05,905
Hey.
506
00:18:05,930 --> 00:18:07,806
Another proud moment for the struggle.
507
00:18:07,831 --> 00:18:09,483
Ugh. Here she comes.
508
00:18:09,508 --> 00:18:11,578
Martin Luther Queen, yes.
509
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:13,724
By all means, tell
me about the struggle.
510
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,360
Okay, you nasty little twink.
511
00:18:16,526 --> 00:18:17,878
You owe everything to me
512
00:18:17,903 --> 00:18:19,605
and all the gays that came before you.
513
00:18:19,630 --> 00:18:21,329
It's because of everything we fought for
514
00:18:21,354 --> 00:18:23,054
that you get to snark your
way through high school
515
00:18:23,079 --> 00:18:24,478
with lifts in your shoes
516
00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:27,924
instead of spending it
terrified, shoved in a locker.
517
00:18:27,949 --> 00:18:29,850
I was really proud of that.
518
00:18:30,634 --> 00:18:31,608
Wow.
519
00:18:32,318 --> 00:18:34,124
Just so you know.
520
00:18:34,624 --> 00:18:36,858
Exfoliating with a dry brush pre-shower
521
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:39,150
will really help you with all of this.
522
00:18:39,231 --> 00:18:41,279
It'll make you look 50 again.
523
00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:44,510
I'm not really proud of what came next.
524
00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:48,260
You shove like a girl!
525
00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:49,761
What are you doing?
526
00:18:49,786 --> 00:18:50,985
The piper needs to be paid.
527
00:18:51,177 --> 00:18:52,443
You hired a piper?
528
00:18:52,468 --> 00:18:56,136
No. I made a mistake, and I
need to accept the consequences.
529
00:18:57,816 --> 00:19:01,017
Classmates, could I have
everyone's attention, please?
530
00:19:01,042 --> 00:19:02,842
I have some troubling news.
531
00:19:02,867 --> 00:19:05,468
I know you may all think
of me as the golden boy,
532
00:19:05,493 --> 00:19:07,743
the prodigy, the wunderkind.
533
00:19:07,768 --> 00:19:08,834
Who are you?
534
00:19:08,859 --> 00:19:09,958
Indeed.
535
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,382
I'm not sure I know anymore.
536
00:19:11,890 --> 00:19:13,446
We have a little situation,
537
00:19:13,470 --> 00:19:15,036
and I just want to be
as up front as I can.
538
00:19:15,138 --> 00:19:16,438
Hold on a minute.
539
00:19:16,540 --> 00:19:17,539
I'm the President.
540
00:19:17,564 --> 00:19:18,963
I should do this.
541
00:19:19,134 --> 00:19:23,398
We need to raise $8,000
for a classmate in need.
542
00:19:23,546 --> 00:19:26,604
If we don't get this money,
he may never walk again.
543
00:19:26,673 --> 00:19:29,107
We're gonna make a Kickstarter,
and if you want to show
544
00:19:29,132 --> 00:19:31,232
your date you're the kind
of sensitive, caring person
545
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,708
who deserves to be
rewarded in a physical way,
546
00:19:34,162 --> 00:19:35,780
you'll give generously.
547
00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:38,716
Wow, you're a good liar.
548
00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:41,847
I take it back. You
deserve to be President.
549
00:19:43,314 --> 00:19:44,647
We never should've
helped that little punk
550
00:19:44,672 --> 00:19:46,038
get out of that locker.
551
00:19:46,063 --> 00:19:49,121
I didn't know he was gonna be
so brutal about your sweater.
552
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,901
All right, hand it over.
553
00:19:52,926 --> 00:19:54,984
- What?
- This is a blaze-free zone, wastoid.
554
00:19:55,249 --> 00:19:56,751
I got eyes all over this place.
555
00:19:56,785 --> 00:19:57,893
I know what vape is.
556
00:19:57,918 --> 00:19:59,393
- Coach, that's just my...
- Just your...
557
00:19:59,418 --> 00:20:01,151
Hey, Coach, can I talk
to you for a second?
558
00:20:01,508 --> 00:20:02,473
Yeah, what's up?
559
00:20:02,498 --> 00:20:03,690
Yeah, I, uh, just wanted to let you know
560
00:20:03,715 --> 00:20:05,115
that that's, uh... that's his inhaler.
561
00:20:05,140 --> 00:20:06,367
It's his... oh.
562
00:20:06,436 --> 00:20:07,535
What is wrong with you?
563
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:08,859
- I'm sorry.
- Sorry.
564
00:20:08,884 --> 00:20:10,484
It's just... I give
everything to these boys,
565
00:20:10,550 --> 00:20:12,167
and all they think of
me is that I'm a pushover
566
00:20:12,192 --> 00:20:13,979
not even worthy of a lousy prank.
567
00:20:14,187 --> 00:20:15,609
Cam, have you seen Gloria?
568
00:20:15,634 --> 00:20:17,632
What? Yeah, oh, last time I saw her,
569
00:20:17,658 --> 00:20:19,251
she was somewhere over here.
570
00:20:21,915 --> 00:20:23,472
Oh, that was for me!
571
00:20:23,497 --> 00:20:26,265
That was supposed to be
for me! My boys love me!
572
00:20:30,754 --> 00:20:32,787
I just wanted to read my book.
573
00:20:34,323 --> 00:20:36,115
Oh, hi there. I'm Luke Dunphy,
574
00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:37,591
Student Body President.
575
00:20:37,616 --> 00:20:39,287
- And I'm Manny...
- But this isn't about us.
576
00:20:39,312 --> 00:20:41,654
We have a classmate who's
in a pretty bad spot.
577
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:44,990
But it doesn't have to end that way.
578
00:20:45,015 --> 00:20:48,044
With your help, we can save
him from getting beaten up.
579
00:20:48,069 --> 00:20:49,394
By... by his disease.
580
00:20:49,419 --> 00:20:52,253
A disease no kid should
have to wrestle with.
581
00:20:52,858 --> 00:20:55,056
We just need to raise $8,000 to...
582
00:20:55,158 --> 00:20:57,659
Or $9,000 to get him that
super deluxe treatment.
583
00:20:57,761 --> 00:20:58,765
We only need $8,000...
584
00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:01,476
I'm Luke Dunphy, and
I approve this message.
585
00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:03,851
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585
00:21:04,305 --> 00:22:04,575
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