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Come on, Joe.
Buff that sucker.
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- What'd I teach you?
- (spits)
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- (chuckles)
- Sanitary.
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Is Joe applying for a job
in a train station in 1940?
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Just teaching him a few things
every man should know.
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Someone has
to get in there early,
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or sometimes the kid
turns out funny.
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Knock, knock.
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- Hey, Phil.
- Hey, guys.
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Phil, in here!
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PHIL: You ready
to tackle your website?
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I know
I'm here a little early.
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I thought
I was gonna be --
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Do you recognize that?
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Are you kidding?
I love your sauce.
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Some of it fell out
of my burrito last night,
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and I licked it
right off the remote.
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That's Auntie Alice's
new sauce!
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She stole my recipe!
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I know.
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I am the crazy Colombian
that always loses her temper
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and needs to be calmed down
by the white people.
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No! I don't think
you're being crazy enough.
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I'm not a violent man, but
I know how nuts it can make you
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to create something special
only to have it stolen from you.
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Do you remember
a hit song called "Happy?"
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Yeah, it was
like a couple of years ago
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with the clapping
and the hat.
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A couple of years ago, huh?
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So a full four years
after this burst on the scene.
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♪ Because I'm snappy ♪
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♪ Snap with me if you thinkthat today is a good day ♪
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♪ That's right, I'm snappy ♪
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♪ Snap with me if you tooka test and you go-o-t an A ♪
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♪ You see, I'm snappy ♪
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Sounds just a little similar,
right?
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- A little, but --
- Thank you!
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But do you think
that he saw this?
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Um, it had 27 views.
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Come on. We're going
down to that market
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to make that old bat
cease and desist.
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I will not stand idly by
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while Auntie Alice
Pharrell Williamses you.
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- Where are you two going?
- To the market.
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We need olives!
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Sync & corrections by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com
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And then when the lights go out,
she'll be able to read
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the glow-in-the-dark ink
on your T-shirt.
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- Oh, my God. She's gonna love it.
- She? Who's she?
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- What are you guys working on?
- (both) Nothing.
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Oh, okay.
I get it, yeah.
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He's -- I'll just be down
in the bedroom, you know,
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at the end of the --
at the end of the hall.
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Hey, thanks
for your help.
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I really like this girl,
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and there's
just so much pressure
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to do something spectacular
when you ask a girl out to prom.
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(air hissing) Is there something wrong
with your air vents?
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No, Cam breathes through
his nose when he hides.
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A promposal?
To who? Laurie Vock?
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Oh, no.
She's Ian Jacobs' girl.
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Melanie Rylance?
You have to be careful with her.
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She has more cold sores
than Abby Burmeister.
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But seriously, Luke,
everything you say here
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is completely confidential.
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Oh, you know, they are looking
for chaperones for prom,
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and I thought
maybe we could --
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No, we have tickets to the
opening of "Cabaret" that night.
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I'm not missing it
so I can tell some teenage girl
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to keep her dress on.
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I spent my own prom
doing that.
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Okay, can I just point out
the absurdity
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that you ask this uncle to
advise you and not this uncle,
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who hung a Valentine's banner
outside of his office
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that said, "Mitchell,
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you're the best husband,
father, and lover."
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Didn't love all three of those
being rolled into one sentence.
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Sounded a little Ozark-y.
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- No, Cam. Stop.
- What?
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Luke's just looking
for an adviser
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who's a little
more understated
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and a little less,
you know...
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David Stuart.
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Oh, I get it.
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- He's quite gay.
- Yes, I got it.
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Okay, well, you know what?
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I would hate to muck up
your promposal
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with my flair and panache.
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I'm sure the lucky girl
will swoon with delight
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when you use a mustard bottle
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to write "Wanna go?"
on her turkey burger.
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(cellphone rings)
Hello?
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CLAIRE: There's an intruder
in the house.
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What?!
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But you have
nothing to worry about
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with Pritchett's
Guardian 3000 Closet,
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which doubles as
a military-grade panic room.
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- So no intruder?
- No!
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I'm just so excited
about this idea.
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I'm debuting it
next week at ClosetCon.
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What do you think?
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I think
I'm studying for finals.
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Can't you scare the crap
out of a focus group?
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(doorbell rings) Like I'm gonna share
my best closet idea
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with a room
full of strangers
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four days before
the most hotly anticipated
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storage convention
in North America.
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Good point. You do have
Haley's number, right?
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♪ Ooh, do-do-do-do, do-do-do ♪
♪ From the first time that I saw your face ♪
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♪ Ooh, do-do-do, do-do-do, ay-ee-ay ♪
♪ I knew you could mine ♪
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♪ Ahh ♪
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Alex Dunphy, would you make me
the happiest cat in school
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and swing by prom with me?
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Sha-Na-nope.
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(computer beeps)
Hey, Jerry.
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For some reason,
I'm locked out of my computer.
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Apparently, someone tried
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to access my e-mail
before I got in.
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(sighs)
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Someone hell-bent
on leaking company secrets.
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It is four days until C-Con, and
Pritchett's Closets has a mole.
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No one is above suspicion.
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Margaret, where were you
this morning at 9:45 a.m.?
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MARGARET:
I'm so sorry I was late.
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I was
at Overeaters Anonymous.
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I woke up next
to the ice cream again.
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So not Margaret.
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I know who that locker belongs to.
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I can't believe you're asking
that cheap Ho to the prom.
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- Cam!
- Sarah Ho!
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She gave me a $5 gift card
for Teacher Appreciation Day.
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(birds cooing)
What's with the birds?
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Oh, these are
just some turtledoves
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for Manny's promposal.
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You're joking.
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You felt so slighted
over Luke asking me
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that you foisted yourself
on Manny?
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There was no foisting.
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I asked Manny
if he needed help.
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He was too proud to admit
that he did, so here we are.
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Is it possible there's something
deeper going on with you
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around this whole prom area?
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Is it possible
you're second-guessing
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your no-frills approach?
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Especially compared
to turtledoves, backup dancers,
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and dry ice so Manny can appear
in a cloud of mist.
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A cloud of mist?
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Like in a movie?
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Is our thing
gonna seem lame now?
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Steady.
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Now, now.
I'm sure your thing is fine.
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What did
your little locker note say?
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"Go to the gym."
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Intriguing.
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What delights
await her in the gym?
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Another note telling her
to go to the parking lot.
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Well, I should help Manny
set up.
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Should I be worried?
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Don't freak me out right now,
okay?
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- It's fine. Just fine.
- Okay. All right.
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You don't have to use it,
but at least you'll have it.
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Hello, Auntie Alice.
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Or should she say
Auntie Malice?
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No, Gloria's right.
It's Alice.
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I didn't know
you were in today.
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You're in --
trouble!
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Is he okay?
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- You stole my sauce!
- What?
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Uh, I'm sorry.
Maybe you don't hear so good.
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She said, "You... stole...
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her... sauce."
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Wow.
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That's spicy.
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That's not the sauce
she stole.
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That's her Volcano sauce.
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In her ad, one drop
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turns a hockey rink
into a swimming pool.
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It's her new sauce, the one
that tastes just like mine.
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How are you going
to explain that?
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Yeah, we want answers
and a little bread.
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Your fight's not with me.
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I'm not really Auntie Alice.
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Oh, come on.
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Your cute face
is in the bottle!
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Auntie Alice is a brand that was
created by a big corporation.
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So they were the ones
who stole my sauce?
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They steal
all kinds of products.
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And they have
an army of lawyers
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just ready to crush
anyone who challenges them.
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So we just have
to take it?
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Ow!
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- It's in my eye!
- Oh!
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Please don't repeat any of this,
or I could lose my job.
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I'm still paying off
my improv classes.
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How is this food?!
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This will
probably be yours someday,
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so no reason
you shouldn't learn to do this.
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Does Manny
know how to change oil?
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- Bath oils.
- What?
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Bath oil?
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There's my guy.
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Let me grab the dipstick.
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This stick?
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Ow!
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Manny. Okay.
I just briefed the team.
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Dry ice is ready.
Bow ties are on the birds.
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Save it, Cam.
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Megan already said yes
to Shawn Reeves.
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He asked her last period.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, Manny.
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Can't really blame her.
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I mean, you try saying no
to Shawn Reeves
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with his weatherman smile
and his exotic Canadian accent.
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Well, there must be
someone else you can ask.
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No, that's okay.
There's always next year.
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At least this way I can see
the opening of "Cabaret."
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Oh, please.
It's just "Cabaret."
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It's been revived more times
than Dick Cheney.
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Okay.
You're not missing your prom.
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Cam...
I'm getting the feeling
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this is much more important
to you than it is to me.
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Well, maybe because
I didn't get to go to mine.
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Oh. I'm sorry.
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Yeah, it's a painful story.
(chuckles)
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I get it. Some things
are better left unsaid.
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Her name was Tina Day.
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We were just friends,
but I was so into asking her,
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I rented a white stallion
and a suit of armor.
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I wanted it to be a whole
"Knight and Day" theme.
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- (chuckles)
- Hm.
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I was promposing
before it was even a thing.
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I rode up her driveway,
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and I could see
when she opened the door
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through the little slits
in my helmet
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what her answer
was gonna be.
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She wanted
a traditional prom night
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with a guy
she could lose her virginity to.
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I couldn't blame her.
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I wanted the same thing.
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- (chuckles)
- (sighs)
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There's always
Melanie Rylance,
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but you wouldn't want me
to ask someone --
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Delta, ready the dancers
and dove cannon.
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Poor lady.
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I feel terrible for screaming
at her like that.
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I blame myself.
247
00:09:01,451 --> 00:09:03,319
I blame yourself, too.
248
00:09:03,387 --> 00:09:04,654
I'm sorry.
249
00:09:04,721 --> 00:09:07,089
I'm just kind of
going through something.
250
00:09:07,157 --> 00:09:09,592
I got bumped from Lily's
career day this morning
251
00:09:09,660 --> 00:09:11,394
by a periodontist.
252
00:09:11,461 --> 00:09:14,230
That's right -- My job is
less interesting that root rot.
253
00:09:14,298 --> 00:09:16,399
Who cares about a bunch
of third graders?
254
00:09:16,466 --> 00:09:19,068
You love
being a real-estate agent.
255
00:09:19,136 --> 00:09:21,270
First of all, I'm not
just a real-estate agent.
256
00:09:21,338 --> 00:09:23,005
I'm a Realtor.
257
00:09:23,073 --> 00:09:26,042
I'm a member of a national
association, a brotherhood,
258
00:09:26,109 --> 00:09:27,944
sworn to
the Realtor Code of Ethics!
259
00:09:28,011 --> 00:09:30,379
That's what
this "R" stands for.
260
00:09:30,447 --> 00:09:32,448
Though, lately, it feels
like it stands for "regret."
261
00:09:32,516 --> 00:09:34,917
I know everything there is
to know about real estate,
262
00:09:34,985 --> 00:09:36,385
and nobody seems to care.
263
00:09:36,453 --> 00:09:37,820
Maybe I have the most boring
job in the world.
264
00:09:37,888 --> 00:09:39,155
No, Phil.
265
00:09:39,223 --> 00:09:42,458
Closets is the most boring job
in the world.
266
00:09:42,526 --> 00:09:43,826
(gasps)
267
00:09:43,894 --> 00:09:45,561
Ay, poor thing.
268
00:09:45,629 --> 00:09:47,630
She has to take the bus.
269
00:09:47,698 --> 00:09:48,931
Let's offer her a ride.
270
00:09:48,999 --> 00:09:50,066
Yes, yes.
271
00:09:50,133 --> 00:09:51,601
(car alarm chirps)
272
00:09:55,706 --> 00:09:56,839
A Maserati?
273
00:09:56,907 --> 00:09:58,941
She lied to us!
274
00:09:59,009 --> 00:10:00,977
(engine revs)
275
00:10:01,044 --> 00:10:03,479
- iSiguela!
- iSiguela!
276
00:10:03,547 --> 00:10:04,847
No,
that means "follow her."
277
00:10:04,915 --> 00:10:06,249
Oh.
278
00:10:10,621 --> 00:10:13,456
(cellphone rings)
279
00:10:13,523 --> 00:10:15,191
- Hello?
- ALEX: Hey, Mom.
280
00:10:15,259 --> 00:10:16,792
How do you turn on the
sprinklers for the front lawn?
281
00:10:16,860 --> 00:10:20,696
Uh, it's a little control box
by the front door.
282
00:10:20,764 --> 00:10:22,164
- Why?
- No reason.
283
00:10:22,232 --> 00:10:23,966
Look, now that I've got you
on the phone,
284
00:10:24,034 --> 00:10:26,836
I'm thinking it might be time to
upgrade our Internet security.
285
00:10:26,904 --> 00:10:28,170
Thoughts?
286
00:10:28,238 --> 00:10:29,538
Get rid of the Post-it note
on your laptop
287
00:10:29,606 --> 00:10:30,840
with your password on it.
288
00:10:30,908 --> 00:10:33,876
Why are you so worried
about security?
289
00:10:33,944 --> 00:10:35,845
It's my first ClosetCon
as C.E.O.,
290
00:10:35,913 --> 00:10:38,648
and I am dealing
with corporate espionage.
291
00:10:38,715 --> 00:10:40,149
Well, if you're so worried
about it,
292
00:10:40,217 --> 00:10:41,384
why don't you
just call Grandpa?
293
00:10:41,451 --> 00:10:43,219
Do you know
how that would look?
294
00:10:43,287 --> 00:10:44,720
I mean, it's bad enough
to go to the person
295
00:10:44,788 --> 00:10:46,289
who had your job before you,
296
00:10:46,356 --> 00:10:48,424
but when that person
is Daddy...
297
00:10:48,492 --> 00:10:52,128
Honey, closet people
are ruthless.
298
00:10:52,195 --> 00:10:54,096
They'd eat me alive.
299
00:10:54,164 --> 00:10:56,766
Or maybe the world isn't filled
with heartless monsters.
300
00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:57,767
(knock on door)
301
00:10:59,569 --> 00:11:01,003
Hi.
My phone is wet.
302
00:11:01,071 --> 00:11:02,305
Can you call my mom?
303
00:11:03,774 --> 00:11:04,840
Hey, guys.
Sorry I'm late.
304
00:11:04,908 --> 00:11:06,309
I just got off the horn
305
00:11:06,376 --> 00:11:08,411
with Rick Friedman
over at Shelf Involved.
306
00:11:08,478 --> 00:11:10,146
That poor guy.
307
00:11:10,213 --> 00:11:14,183
Someone there has given away
corporate secrets. (scoffs)
308
00:11:14,251 --> 00:11:15,785
Makes me so glad
309
00:11:15,852 --> 00:11:18,721
that we just upgraded
our whole security system.
310
00:11:18,789 --> 00:11:21,791
I mean, we got hidden cameras
around this place
311
00:11:21,858 --> 00:11:24,026
that I don't even know about.
(chuckles)
312
00:11:25,862 --> 00:11:28,965
So, we got a cake
for Margaret's birthday.
313
00:11:29,032 --> 00:11:30,433
Mm-hmm.
314
00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,034
Fun.
315
00:11:32,102 --> 00:11:33,936
- How you doing, Ben?
- (gulps)
316
00:11:34,004 --> 00:11:35,237
(chuckles nervously)
Me?
317
00:11:35,305 --> 00:11:36,372
I'm good.
I am good.
318
00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:37,573
I am chill.
319
00:11:37,641 --> 00:11:39,208
I'm gonna go
to the bathroom, so...
320
00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:42,745
It's not really my birthday.
321
00:11:42,813 --> 00:11:44,914
I just wanted cake.
322
00:11:44,982 --> 00:11:47,483
I eat garbage
because I am garbage.
323
00:11:47,551 --> 00:11:50,252
(cellphone rings)
324
00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:51,921
Hey, Dad. Hi.
325
00:11:51,989 --> 00:11:53,622
Um, listen.
Can I call you back?
326
00:11:53,690 --> 00:11:55,157
JAY: Just wanted to confirm
we're on for dinner at --
327
00:11:55,225 --> 00:11:57,259
Oh, got another call.
One sec.
328
00:11:57,327 --> 00:11:59,628
Yeah,
I think she's onto us.
329
00:11:59,696 --> 00:12:02,031
Yeah, a lot of mole talk.
330
00:12:02,099 --> 00:12:04,233
I think we just need
to calm things d--
331
00:12:04,301 --> 00:12:05,468
What?
332
00:12:05,535 --> 00:12:07,303
You're talking to her
right now?
333
00:12:07,371 --> 00:12:09,538
Yeah, okay, bye.
334
00:12:09,606 --> 00:12:10,873
So, we're on for tonight?
335
00:12:10,941 --> 00:12:12,241
- Sure.
- Great.
336
00:12:12,309 --> 00:12:13,743
And, hey,
you sound a little tense.
337
00:12:13,810 --> 00:12:15,811
Don't let the job
make you crazy, huh?
338
00:12:15,879 --> 00:12:18,647
You go that route, soon you're
seeing plots everywhere.
339
00:12:18,715 --> 00:12:19,782
Great tip, Dad.
340
00:12:19,850 --> 00:12:20,983
Aah!
341
00:12:21,051 --> 00:12:22,151
You're spying for my dad!
342
00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:23,853
What? No!
Yes. I'm sorry.
343
00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:25,087
I don't know why I agreed.
344
00:12:25,155 --> 00:12:26,756
I just look up to your dad
so much.
345
00:12:26,823 --> 00:12:28,457
I can't believe
he doesn't trust me.
346
00:12:28,525 --> 00:12:30,092
Why did he put me
in charge, then?
347
00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:31,293
I don't know,
but I can find out.
348
00:12:31,361 --> 00:12:32,795
I'll double-agent.
349
00:12:32,863 --> 00:12:34,430
I've been working this game
since my parents' divorce.
350
00:12:34,498 --> 00:12:36,132
I was the only 10-year-old
in Great Neck
351
00:12:36,199 --> 00:12:37,867
with no bedtime
and Diners Club card.
352
00:12:37,934 --> 00:12:39,802
Fine. Don't make any plans
for tonight.
353
00:12:39,870 --> 00:12:41,337
- You're coming to dinner with me.
- All right.
354
00:12:41,405 --> 00:12:43,606
Um, can we stop by my house
to change my shoes?
355
00:12:43,673 --> 00:12:45,808
I didn't make it up here
on the first try.
356
00:12:45,876 --> 00:12:47,043
(scoffs)
357
00:12:48,088 --> 00:12:49,555
All right.
The dove cannon is loaded,
358
00:12:49,591 --> 00:12:51,625
the dancers are stretching,
the dry ice is billowing.
359
00:12:51,685 --> 00:12:54,485
The moment you get her outside,
I will cue the team.
360
00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:55,703
Oh, there she is.
361
00:12:55,771 --> 00:12:57,372
Okay. Go.
362
00:12:57,439 --> 00:12:58,439
All right, team.
Look alive.
363
00:12:58,507 --> 00:12:59,741
We are hot.
We are hot.
364
00:12:59,808 --> 00:13:01,376
- Melanie. Listen --
- Manny.
365
00:13:01,443 --> 00:13:02,577
Do you want to go
to prom with me?
366
00:13:02,644 --> 00:13:04,278
Uh, sure.
367
00:13:04,346 --> 00:13:05,747
(chuckles)
368
00:13:05,814 --> 00:13:07,682
Oh, hey.
369
00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:08,716
You got a second?
370
00:13:08,784 --> 00:13:10,017
Yeah.
371
00:13:10,085 --> 00:13:11,252
Yeah, I'm second.
You're first.
372
00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:12,787
I get it.
You win everything.
373
00:13:12,855 --> 00:13:14,455
That seems like something
I'm gonna hear about later.
374
00:13:14,523 --> 00:13:16,391
I need help
with Luke's promposal, okay?
375
00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:18,926
Can you go to the gym, wait for
Sarah, and then hand her this?
376
00:13:18,994 --> 00:13:21,028
- Okay, this is what
I've been reduced to? - Yeah.
377
00:13:21,096 --> 00:13:23,865
Delivering an [sniffs] unperfumed
envelope like a common bellhop?
378
00:13:23,932 --> 00:13:25,800
- Fine.
- Thank you. Okay.
379
00:13:25,868 --> 00:13:28,236
Stand down, everybody.
380
00:13:28,303 --> 00:13:30,571
Little Bear's gone rogue.
381
00:13:30,639 --> 00:13:33,241
Wait.
382
00:13:33,308 --> 00:13:34,776
Grayson! Hey.
(laughs)
383
00:13:34,843 --> 00:13:36,344
- Hey, Coach.
- Hey.
384
00:13:36,412 --> 00:13:39,180
Don't suppose you're planning
on asking anyone to prom.
385
00:13:39,248 --> 00:13:41,916
Um, I don't think we're allowed
to go with teachers.
386
00:13:41,984 --> 00:13:43,818
That's not what...
387
00:13:43,886 --> 00:13:46,788
So, this is the house that
stolen sauce built. (doorbell rings)
388
00:13:46,855 --> 00:13:49,791
I'm so angry that I don't even
know what I'm gonna say to her!
389
00:13:49,858 --> 00:13:53,127
Ah, so, this is the house
that the stolen sauce built!
390
00:13:53,195 --> 00:13:56,397
Oh, I know what you're thinking,
but this isn't my house.
391
00:13:56,465 --> 00:13:58,933
I just come here
to get my paycheck.
392
00:13:59,001 --> 00:14:00,268
Grandma,
my shower's broken.
393
00:14:00,335 --> 00:14:01,736
I'm gonna use the one
in the guesthouse.
394
00:14:01,804 --> 00:14:03,004
Whoa.
395
00:14:03,071 --> 00:14:04,405
Please be
my new piano teacher.
396
00:14:05,641 --> 00:14:07,575
(sighs) Fine.
397
00:14:07,643 --> 00:14:08,976
I'm Auntie Alice.
398
00:14:09,044 --> 00:14:10,978
Auntie Thief
and Auntie Liar.
399
00:14:11,046 --> 00:14:12,246
Yeah, yeah.
400
00:14:12,314 --> 00:14:14,582
I'm sure we can
work something out.
401
00:14:14,650 --> 00:14:16,250
Who's your patent lawyer?
402
00:14:16,318 --> 00:14:17,151
I don't have one.
403
00:14:17,219 --> 00:14:18,619
I know.
404
00:14:18,687 --> 00:14:21,322
I patented your sauce
this morning.
405
00:14:21,390 --> 00:14:24,992
Have a good trip home, kids.
406
00:14:25,060 --> 00:14:28,095
I am so sorry, Phil,
that I wasted your whole day,
407
00:14:28,163 --> 00:14:30,631
but I am more sorry of
what I'm gonna do to your car!
408
00:14:30,699 --> 00:14:32,400
Gloria, we're above that.
409
00:14:32,468 --> 00:14:33,868
But not everyone would be.
410
00:14:33,936 --> 00:14:35,870
You should put that beauty
in your garage.
411
00:14:35,938 --> 00:14:38,239
- I don't have one.
- Oh, really?
412
00:14:38,307 --> 00:14:40,708
Just out of curiosity,
do you not have a garage
413
00:14:40,776 --> 00:14:42,477
because you converted it
into the guesthouse
414
00:14:42,544 --> 00:14:44,312
where your grandson's
currently showering?
415
00:14:44,379 --> 00:14:45,713
What's your game, mister?
416
00:14:45,781 --> 00:14:47,415
I just find it interesting
that you have
417
00:14:47,483 --> 00:14:49,851
a fully plumbed stand-alone
dwelling on your property.
418
00:14:49,918 --> 00:14:51,486
That's none of your business.
419
00:14:51,553 --> 00:14:53,855
Even more peculiar, your
grandson appears to live here,
420
00:14:53,922 --> 00:14:57,325
but judging by his T-shirt,
he goes to Eden Mills High,
421
00:14:57,392 --> 00:14:59,827
an elite public school 12 miles
outside of your district.
422
00:14:59,895 --> 00:15:02,330
Oh, maybe with the money
you saved on private schools,
423
00:15:02,397 --> 00:15:04,799
you paid for the new two-sided
brick fireplace I saw,
424
00:15:04,867 --> 00:15:06,501
which hasn't been legal
since 1988.
425
00:15:06,568 --> 00:15:07,535
Go, Phil, go!
426
00:15:07,603 --> 00:15:09,337
Pull the sauce, Big Al,
427
00:15:09,404 --> 00:15:12,907
or Monday morning, the city's
here with a bulldozer,
428
00:15:12,975 --> 00:15:15,710
and your grandson goes to
a school with a metal detector.
429
00:15:15,777 --> 00:15:17,745
How do you know all this?
430
00:15:17,813 --> 00:15:20,381
What are you -- some kind
of real-estate agent?
431
00:15:20,449 --> 00:15:22,750
No.
He's a Realtor.
432
00:15:22,818 --> 00:15:25,152
There is a difference somehow!
433
00:15:26,955 --> 00:15:28,556
(doors open)
434
00:15:28,624 --> 00:15:29,824
Oh, hey, kids.
435
00:15:29,892 --> 00:15:31,526
Actually,
I'm waiting for Sarah,
436
00:15:31,593 --> 00:15:33,728
so if I could have the room
for just a -- a minute.
437
00:15:33,795 --> 00:15:35,496
Thank --
Okay, funny.
438
00:15:35,564 --> 00:15:38,065
Whoever turned out the lights,
please turn them back on.
439
00:15:38,133 --> 00:15:40,201
They're not working.
Might be a fuse.
440
00:15:40,269 --> 00:15:41,235
(cellphone rings)
441
00:15:41,303 --> 00:15:42,403
Oh, um...
442
00:15:42,471 --> 00:15:43,738
Mitchell,
we have a problem.
443
00:15:43,805 --> 00:15:45,540
MITCHELL:
No, we don't.
444
00:15:45,607 --> 00:15:49,410
I mean,
unless you're busy that night.
445
00:15:49,478 --> 00:15:51,746
Are -- Are you
asking me to prom?
446
00:15:51,813 --> 00:15:54,382
Well, you know,
they need chaperones.
447
00:15:54,449 --> 00:15:56,250
Mitchell, this is the sweetest thing
you've ever done for me.
448
00:15:56,318 --> 00:15:58,185
I-I don't know
if I've mentioned it,
449
00:15:58,253 --> 00:15:59,854
but I never got
to go to my own prom.
450
00:15:59,922 --> 00:16:01,822
It's come up.
451
00:16:01,890 --> 00:16:03,391
What about
Luke's promposal?
452
00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:05,493
Well, your husband, who
couldn't plan anything romantic
453
00:16:05,561 --> 00:16:06,894
with a gun to his head,
454
00:16:06,962 --> 00:16:09,564
may have pulled off
two promposals at once.
455
00:16:09,631 --> 00:16:11,432
- Mm-hmm.
- Hey.
456
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,768
Do you have any idea
who put that note in my locker
457
00:16:13,835 --> 00:16:15,202
asking me to be
a part of this thing?
458
00:16:15,270 --> 00:16:17,204
Oh, yeah,
it was my uncle.
459
00:16:17,272 --> 00:16:20,074
It's pretty clever
how he turned out the lights.
460
00:16:20,142 --> 00:16:23,611
I said,
"Turned out the lights"!
461
00:16:25,314 --> 00:16:27,715
Oh, my God!
Yes!
462
00:16:27,783 --> 00:16:30,585
Oh! That's so sweet.
I...
463
00:16:30,652 --> 00:16:32,587
And I can't believe
I'm finally going to prom.
464
00:16:32,654 --> 00:16:34,255
I can't believe
I finally have a happy memory
465
00:16:34,323 --> 00:16:35,990
- in a high-school gym.
- (laughs)
466
00:16:36,058 --> 00:16:37,625
- CLAIRE: Joe did that to you?
- JAY: Yeah.
467
00:16:37,693 --> 00:16:39,460
- Slammed a car hood on it.
- Why?
468
00:16:39,528 --> 00:16:40,828
I owed him money.
469
00:16:40,896 --> 00:16:42,964
It slipped while I was
teaching him to check oil.
470
00:16:43,031 --> 00:16:45,032
Well, that's pretty advanced
for a 3-year-old.
471
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,667
What can I say?
I believe in my kids.
472
00:16:46,735 --> 00:16:49,203
- Thank you. Mmm.
- Mm.
473
00:16:49,271 --> 00:16:51,639
- Looks good. Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
474
00:16:51,707 --> 00:16:54,108
Very nice.
475
00:16:54,176 --> 00:16:55,710
Let's quickly go over the plan.
476
00:16:55,777 --> 00:16:57,378
- My dad's gonna be here
any minute. - Mm-hmm.
477
00:16:57,446 --> 00:16:58,879
We're doing this
in stages.
478
00:16:58,947 --> 00:17:01,415
One finger
means you text him
479
00:17:01,483 --> 00:17:02,917
"We're closing
the blinds division."
480
00:17:02,985 --> 00:17:04,485
Our biggest earner?
481
00:17:04,553 --> 00:17:06,220
He's gonna lose it if I tell
him we're shuttering blinds.
482
00:17:06,288 --> 00:17:09,890
Two fingers, we're partnering
with Rod Bushmill.
483
00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:12,293
That sleazebag represents
everything your father
484
00:17:12,361 --> 00:17:14,629
spent an entire career
fighting against.
485
00:17:14,696 --> 00:17:18,299
- Three fingers, we're not
going to ClosetCon. - Wha--
486
00:17:18,367 --> 00:17:20,801
Are you trying to teach your father
a lesson or crush his soul?
487
00:17:20,869 --> 00:17:22,937
Just business, kid.
488
00:17:23,005 --> 00:17:24,772
Monster.
489
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:26,974
- Looks good. Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
490
00:17:27,042 --> 00:17:29,176
(cellphone vibrates)
(sighs)
491
00:17:29,244 --> 00:17:32,046
So... with all this prom stuff
coming up,
492
00:17:32,114 --> 00:17:33,781
is your house
as topsy-turvy as ours is?
493
00:17:33,849 --> 00:17:35,449
Not really.
Manny's taking this girl.
494
00:17:35,517 --> 00:17:37,118
She's nothing special,
but solid.
495
00:17:37,185 --> 00:17:38,219
- Mm.
- Reliable.
496
00:17:38,286 --> 00:17:39,687
A lot like our blinds division.
497
00:17:39,755 --> 00:17:40,721
You know --
not sexy, but --
498
00:17:40,789 --> 00:17:42,289
No, Dad.
No shop talk.
499
00:17:42,357 --> 00:17:44,392
You've had enough of that
for a lifetime.
500
00:17:47,696 --> 00:17:49,764
(cellphone vibrates) Wow, your phone
is really blowing up tonight.
501
00:17:49,831 --> 00:17:51,032
Mm.
502
00:17:51,099 --> 00:17:52,099
Two old-fashioneds.
503
00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:53,167
- Thank you.
- Oh, thank you.
504
00:17:53,235 --> 00:17:54,702
Okay. Here.
505
00:17:54,770 --> 00:17:56,971
You know what else seems
old-fashioned to me nowadays?
506
00:17:57,039 --> 00:17:59,173
- Mm?
- Integrity.
507
00:17:59,241 --> 00:18:01,208
Maybe because
I spent my career
508
00:18:01,276 --> 00:18:02,877
fighting the sleazeballs
in our industry.
509
00:18:02,944 --> 00:18:04,445
You know --
the Rod Bushmill types.
510
00:18:04,513 --> 00:18:05,613
Rod's a sweetheart.
511
00:18:05,681 --> 00:18:07,114
He bought me lunch
last week.
512
00:18:07,182 --> 00:18:08,549
We got to talking
about whether or not we --
513
00:18:08,617 --> 00:18:10,785
(scoffs)
What am I doing?
514
00:18:10,852 --> 00:18:12,353
- Jibber-jabbering about work.
- Mm.
515
00:18:12,421 --> 00:18:16,824
So, that little
grease monkey Joe is 3.
516
00:18:16,892 --> 00:18:19,126
Hard to believe.
3.
517
00:18:19,194 --> 00:18:23,864
They grow up so fast.
(cellphone vibrates)
518
00:18:23,932 --> 00:18:25,366
Got to be nice, though, Dad,
519
00:18:25,434 --> 00:18:27,435
knowing that your company
is in good hands
520
00:18:27,502 --> 00:18:29,203
and you can stay home all day long
and just play with your kid.
521
00:18:29,271 --> 00:18:31,673
- Have you lost your mind?
- Well, not all day, obviously.
522
00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:33,841
3-year-olds are nothing
but bipolar germ buckets.
523
00:18:33,909 --> 00:18:35,276
You're skipping out
on ClosetCon?
524
00:18:35,343 --> 00:18:36,744
- Who told you that?
- Ben.
525
00:18:36,812 --> 00:18:38,279
That little weasel
told me everything.
526
00:18:38,346 --> 00:18:40,281
Listen, I can tolerate
shutting down the blinds,
527
00:18:40,348 --> 00:18:43,084
even Rod Bushmill, but not
showing up for ClosetCon,
528
00:18:43,151 --> 00:18:44,685
you're asking
not to be taken seriously.
529
00:18:44,753 --> 00:18:46,420
My God, Claire!
530
00:18:46,488 --> 00:18:49,356
We're one strong season
away from being invited
531
00:18:49,424 --> 00:18:51,926
to Expo Internationale
Du Closets!
532
00:18:51,993 --> 00:18:53,728
(sighs)
533
00:18:53,795 --> 00:18:54,995
Why are you looking at me
like that?
534
00:18:55,063 --> 00:18:56,831
'Cause I'm not doing
any of those things.
535
00:18:56,898 --> 00:18:59,767
I told that little weasel Ben
to text you those things
536
00:18:59,835 --> 00:19:02,670
when I found out
that he was spying for you.
537
00:19:02,738 --> 00:19:05,339
And, by the way,
it doesn't feel very nice
538
00:19:05,407 --> 00:19:07,541
to know that you don't think
that I can run your company.
539
00:19:07,609 --> 00:19:08,943
That's not why I did it.
540
00:19:09,010 --> 00:19:10,945
I thought maybe you could
use a little support.
541
00:19:11,012 --> 00:19:14,215
You're staring down the barrel
of your first ClosetCon.
542
00:19:14,282 --> 00:19:15,583
So you spied on me?
543
00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:17,017
I mean, you could have
given me a call.
544
00:19:17,085 --> 00:19:18,719
And tell you that you're
not doing your job?
545
00:19:18,787 --> 00:19:20,554
That would have
gone over fine with you.
546
00:19:24,326 --> 00:19:26,127
Need any help?
547
00:19:26,194 --> 00:19:27,094
- No!
- No.
548
00:19:28,697 --> 00:19:29,764
I mean, look at us.
549
00:19:29,831 --> 00:19:31,232
Why can't we both admit
550
00:19:31,299 --> 00:19:32,967
that we could use
each other's help right now?
551
00:19:33,034 --> 00:19:35,136
Are we too proud
to even do that?
552
00:19:35,203 --> 00:19:36,237
I'll admit it if you will.
553
00:19:36,304 --> 00:19:37,380
Fine.
554
00:19:37,405 --> 00:19:38,429
On 3.
555
00:19:38,473 --> 00:19:40,007
1... 2... 3.
556
00:19:40,075 --> 00:19:41,776
- Will you crack my lobster?
- I want to come back to work.
557
00:19:41,843 --> 00:19:43,244
- What?!
- Damn it!
558
00:19:43,311 --> 00:19:44,578
Oh, my God.
You want to come back to work?
559
00:19:44,646 --> 00:19:46,247
I miss it, okay?
560
00:19:46,314 --> 00:19:48,149
You know how it is when you
have closets in your blood.
561
00:19:48,216 --> 00:19:50,317
I'm going crazy
in retirement.
562
00:19:51,419 --> 00:19:52,586
Why are you smiling at me
like that?
563
00:19:52,654 --> 00:19:54,188
Because we're so similar.
564
00:19:54,256 --> 00:19:55,790
Do you know how many times
I've wanted to call you
565
00:19:55,857 --> 00:19:57,424
to ask
for your help or advice,
566
00:19:57,492 --> 00:19:59,527
but I was afraid
I would look weak?
567
00:19:59,594 --> 00:20:01,195
(sighs)
568
00:20:01,263 --> 00:20:02,696
Here.
You crack this.
569
00:20:02,764 --> 00:20:05,299
Give me that.
I'll open these things.
570
00:20:05,367 --> 00:20:09,470
Well, Dad, what do you think
about coming back to work --
571
00:20:09,538 --> 00:20:11,539
I don't know --
one or two days a week?
572
00:20:11,606 --> 00:20:14,575
- What I was thinking was, I'd have
a staff of five. - Mm-hmm.
573
00:20:14,643 --> 00:20:16,310
- My own building.
- What?
574
00:20:16,378 --> 00:20:18,145
And I report to no one.
575
00:20:18,213 --> 00:20:19,647
(chuckles)
I'm kidding.
576
00:20:19,714 --> 00:20:21,682
I'll put a desk
in the copy room.
577
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,852
And, by the way, I've
known you for a long time.
578
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,755
The last thing you need to
worry about is looking weak.
579
00:20:30,926 --> 00:20:33,160
MITCHELL: It's not always easyto ask for what you want,
580
00:20:33,228 --> 00:20:35,062
whether it'sa little romance...
581
00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:36,931
or a little help...
582
00:20:39,201 --> 00:20:41,135
...or a little respect.
583
00:20:41,203 --> 00:20:44,305
- So, I admire you for asking --
- I don't.
584
00:20:44,372 --> 00:20:46,106
We both know
why they're asking.
585
00:20:46,174 --> 00:20:49,243
No, you may not use our upstairs
apartment for an after party.
586
00:20:49,311 --> 00:20:50,377
- (groans)
- Oh.
587
00:20:50,445 --> 00:20:51,412
Lame.
588
00:20:52,013 --> 00:20:54,448
- You look ravishing, my sweet.
- We said no talking.
589
00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:56,673
Come on! Come on!
590
00:20:57,143 --> 00:20:59,298
- I'm thirsty.
- I'll tell you when you're thirsty.
591
00:20:59,396 --> 00:21:00,596
Come on.
Let me feel that power.
592
00:21:00,664 --> 00:21:01,965
Come on.
Make that leather sing!
593
00:21:02,451 --> 00:21:03,718
All right. Come on.
Get on your bike.
594
00:21:03,786 --> 00:21:05,086
Back up.
Get on your bike. Come on.
595
00:21:05,154 --> 00:21:06,221
They can't hit you
if they can't reach you.
596
00:21:06,570 --> 00:21:08,003
My pants are falling.
597
00:21:08,071 --> 00:21:09,305
Well, pull 'em up.
598
00:21:09,372 --> 00:21:10,473
Pull 'em up high
to your nipples.
599
00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:11,807
That prevents a low blow.
600
00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:12,942
What's a low blow?
601
00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:13,943
Fantastic.
602
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,682
I have to emcee
a poetry retrospective tomorrow,
603
00:21:16,749 --> 00:21:18,483
and this shawl collar's
got more wrinkles
604
00:21:18,551 --> 00:21:20,285
than last night's
"Downton Abbey."
605
00:21:20,352 --> 00:21:21,719
That is.
606
00:21:21,743 --> 00:21:23,043
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